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Don argues Harry Potter needs two separate games to do the license justice; previews rumored 2025 release pipeline.
Harry Potter pinball is rumored to release in March 2025 (if Nap Arcade is to be believed)
medium confidence · Don cites Nap Arcade as source of March release rumor; notes it seems 'a little premature'
Jersey Jack paid $5 million for the Harry Potter license
high confidence · Don states this directly as established fact
King Kong pinball from Stern (designed by Keith Elwin) is rumored for May 2025 release
medium confidence · Don cites this as rumor; notes he hears such rumors 'over and over again from different places' and they 'end up manifesting into reality'
Ghostbusters remaster is rumored with possible UV reactive ink playfield innovation
low confidence · Don speculates on features he'd like to see; unclear if this is actual rumor or personal wishlist
John Borg is rumored to be working on a Star Wars prequel trilogy pinball game
low confidence · Don heard this 'from multiple sources' but expresses skepticism and distaste for the theme
Spooky Pinball has five titles in production with no room for additional projects
high confidence · Don states this as officially released information from Spooky
Evil Dead (Spooky) will be publicly unveiled at Pinball at the Beach event February 7-9, 2025 in St. Petersburg, Florida
high confidence · Don provides specific event details and date
Ninja Eclipse by Turner Pinball sold out completely
high confidence · Don references this as accomplished fact
CGC is rumored to be remaking Tales of the Arabian Night
medium confidence · Don cites this as most frequent rumor he's hearing; uses statistical 'mode' analogy
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (DPX) is delayed until late February/early March 2025
“How do you take this epic license spread across what is it, six, eight movies, seven books, whatever, a whole expanded universe, and distill it all into one pinball machine and not disappoint everybody?”
Don @ early in episode — Core thesis of the episode — the fundamental design problem with Harry Potter
“You paid $5 million for the license, man. Don't just waste it all on one title. Get two out of this, man.”
Don @ mid-episode — Prescriptive suggestion for how JJP should approach the license
“Otherwise, what you're going to end up with is Hagrid's Hut is going to be a scoop. The Ministry of Magic is going to be a spinner. The Quidditch pitch will be a ball lock in the corner of the play field.”
Don @ mid-episode — Illustrates the reductionism problem — iconic locations diminished to generic playfield shots
“I love this idea... If this can approach that same level of refinement... But with a theme that seems a little bit better than just Godzilla... magical”
Don @ discussing King Kong rumor — Shows enthusiasm for Keith Elwin's track record and excitement for Kong
“I can't get excited about battle droids. Roger, roger. Come on. Come on.”
Don @ Star Wars prequel discussion — Expresses strong negative sentiment toward rumored Star Wars prequel trilogy game
“Spooky Pinball bring it. Literally, bring it to my house. I want to play my Evil Dead.”
Don @ Spooky section — Shows personal enthusiasm and collector intent for Evil Dead
“I basically have a subscription to these guys [Spooky]. I dig the jig of their flow if that makes sense.”
Don @ Spooky section — Indicates strong brand loyalty and pattern of purchasing from Spooky
“If you already did Ninjas, what do you do next? You do Pirates, right? That's the two things, Ninjas and Pirates. Remember that meme from like 2005?”
rumor_hype: Don articulates a substantive design critique of Harry Potter's scope — that the IP is too expansive (8 movies, 7 books, expanded universe, 15+ major locations, 20+ major characters) to fit meaningfully into a single pinball machine without reducing iconic elements to generic shots.
high · Extended monologue listing specific locations (Diagon Alley, Hogwarts, Ministry of Magic, etc.) and characters; comparison to other JJP games (Toy Story, Godfather, Avatar, Elton John, Guns N' Roses); proposal for two separate games as solution
machine_intel: Don reports multiple rumored pinball releases in early 2025: King Kong (Stern, May), Ghostbusters Remaster, Star Wars prequel trilogy (John Borg), Evil Dead public debut (Spooky, Feb 7-9), Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (DPX, late Feb/early March).
medium · Don cites Nap Arcade for Harry Potter March rumor; states King Kong rumor comes 'consistently from different places'; acknowledges Ghostbusters and Star Wars are speculative; Evil Dead debut is confirmed event; DPX delay is reporting
event_signal: Pinball at the Beach event scheduled February 7-9, 2025 in St. Petersburg, Florida will feature Evil Dead's public debut. Weekend passes $199 (or $174 with Cary Hardy's discount code); limited to ~100 attendees; includes drinks, bonfire, beach access.
high · Don provides specific dates, location, pricing, discount code, and attendance cap; states he 'snagged' his ticket
sentiment_shift: Don expresses strong negative sentiment toward rumored Star Wars prequel trilogy game. He shifted from excitement upon hearing 'Star Wars' to disappointment upon learning it's Episodes I-III rather than original trilogy or Hoth battle concept.
high · Extended rant critiquing prequel trilogy elements (Jar Jar, battle droids, pod racing, sand dialogue, Anakin/Padme romance, Darth Maul underutilization, Darth Vader's 'No' scream); explicitly states 'I can't get hyped for a game with jar jar binks in it'
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high confidence · Don reports this as current production update
Don @ Turner Pinball section — Speculative discussion; Don admits he's 'completely making that up'
“Tales of the Arabian Night... Twilight Zone. Medieval Madness. Attack from Mars from Mars. Monster Bash. I want to see Tales of the Arabian Night done.”
Don @ CGC remake discussion — Expresses strong preference for which classic game deserves remaster treatment
“2025 is coming with a fury.”
Don @ mid-episode transition — Captures overall sentiment about density of upcoming releases
product_strategy: Don argues Jersey Jack should develop two separate Harry Potter games rather than attempt to fit entire franchise into one machine — one focused on early discovery/school years (earth tones), another on darker adult themes/final battle (black/green).
high · Detailed proposal: separate games with different visual palettes, tones, and narrative arcs; 'Imagine these two games separately next to each other... I think that's the only way that you could do this approach justice'
community_signal: Broad excitement in community about 2025 release pipeline; Don notes 'the rumor mill is dumping on us' and '2025 is coming with a fury' referencing density of upcoming announcements.
high · Cataloging of multiple rumored/announced releases; Don's phrase 'holy garbage, man, 2025 is coming with a fury'; reference to Stern employees being 'excited about future titles'
manufacturing_signal: Spooky Pinball officially confirmed to have five titles in production with no capacity for additional projects; DPX reporting production delays on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland; Barrels of Fun at ~750/1100 units on Labyrinth.
high · Don cites Spooky statement directly; DPX delay officially reported; Barrels of Fun unit count is stated as observation from recent factory updates
collector_signal: Don expresses strong FOMO and brand commitment to Spooky Pinball: 'I basically have a subscription to these guys... I dig the jig of their flow' and states high likelihood of purchasing their rumored Goonies/Beetlejuice games.
high · Direct statements of intent to purchase; characterization of buying pattern as subscription-like; noting he's ordered 600-700 units worth of public demand
design_philosophy: Don critiques fundamental design challenge: must choose between realistic representation of major Harry Potter locations (requiring multiple playfields) or abstract/generic representation (reducing iconic locations to commodity shots like scoops and spinners).
high · Specific examples: 'Hagrid's Hut is going to be a scoop... Ministry of Magic is going to be a spinner... Quidditch pitch will be a ball lock'; acknowledgment of physical constraints: 'four by two foot space'
competitive_signal: Keith Elwin's track record discussed as consistently strong across multiple major IP licenses (Godzilla, Avengers Infinity Quest, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Iron Maiden); Don speculates similar quality in King Kong.
high · Don lists designer's past works; notes 'This guy's magical'; expresses confidence in Kong quality based on prior experience
rumor_hype: Don admits to pure speculation on Turner Pinball's next game: 'I have nothing to hang that on. That's completely me just making that up' regarding hypothetical Pirates game following Ninja Eclipse.
low · Don explicitly disclaims basis for Pirates speculation; characterizes as pattern matching (Ninjas → Pirates meme) rather than intelligence
market_signal: Don comments positively on Stern's current price stability and expresses hope they avoid price increases through end of 2025; notes this would be significant enough to consider breaking his New Year's resolution against new in-box purchases.
high · Direct comment: 'good on Stern for not raising prices yet and good on them if they can make it to the end of 2025 without raising them'; context of recent industry price increases making this notable