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Pinball News Website·article·analyzed·Jul 25, 2006

Analysis

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TL;DR

Zuxxez promotes Dream Pinball 3D with $10k tournament prize for PC gamers.

Summary

Pinball News reports on a promotional tournament for Zuxxez's Dream Pinball 3D PC game, offering a $10,000 prize. The article notes hardware requirements and provides details on how to enter the downloadable competition, which closes August 31, 2006.

Key Claims

Zuxxez is offering $10,000 as a top prize for their Dream Pinball 3D PC game promotion
high confidence · Direct statement in article about the promotional offer
Dream Pinball 3D is an upcoming PC pinball game by German publisher Zuxxez with at least six playable tables
high confidence · Article states 'their upcoming PC pinball game Dream Pinball 3D' and references 'one of the six Dream Pinball 3D tables'
The game requires a high-end graphics card to run (needing 'Turbo', 'Xtreme' or 'Insanity' in the title)
high confidence · Direct hardware requirements statement in article
The tournament closes on August 31, 2006
high confidence · Explicitly stated: 'The competition closes on the 31st August'

Notable Quotes

“Pinball is unlikely to every make you rich, but you wouldn't turn your nose up at the chance to win $10,000* just for doing what you're doing now - sitting in front of a computer - would you?”
Pinball News author @ opening — Sets up the promotional angle and the appeal of the competition
“Anything without the words 'Turbo', 'Xtreme' or 'Insanity' in the title just won't cut it.”
Pinball News author @ hardware section — Colorful description of the high GPU requirements for the game
“Sadly, the Pinball News steam-powered computer wasn't able to run it so hopefully you'll have better luck and can find the keyboard combo that cleans the playfield glass to remove that nasty flare.”
Pinball News author @ testing section — Self-deprecating admission that Pinball News' own hardware couldn't run the game; hints at gameplay mechanics
“*The website actually says $10.000 but hopefully that's just the European notation and not a cunning ruse to only award a $10 prize.”
Pinball News author @ footnote — Humorous note about potential prize amount ambiguity due to European decimal notation

Entities

ZuxxezcompanyDream Pinball 3DproductPinball Newsorganization

Signals

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announcement: Official promotion announced for Dream Pinball 3D PC game with $10,000 prize tournament
high · Direct reporting on Zuxxez's promotional offering with specific prize amount and competition dates

Topics

PC pinball simulatorsprimaryGame promotion and tournamentsprimaryHardware requirements for gamessecondary

Sentiment

neutral(0.5)— Article is informational and promotional in nature with light humor. Pinball News maintains editorial distance ('normally we wouldn't touch PC pinball simulators') while reporting on the promotion. Tone is playful and self-deprecating rather than enthusiastic or critical.

Transcript

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Story dated July 25, 2006 . Pinball is unlikely to every make you rich, but you wouldn't turn your nose up at the chance to win $10,000 just for doing what you're doing now - sitting in front of a computer - would you? That's exactly what German game publisher Zuxxez are offering in a promotion for their upcoming PC pinball game Dream Pinball 3D. Now, normally we wouldn't touch PC pinball simulators or emulators with a very long barge pole, but the prospect of winning a large wedge is enough to get us to bend the rules a little. So this is a downloadable version of one of the six Dream Pinball 3D tables with a few of the adjustments locked to put it into tournament mode. You enter your e-mail address and receive an e-mail with a link to download the table. Be aware though, you need a fairly meaty graphics card to play the game. Anything without the words "Turbo", "Xtreme" or "Insanity" in the title just won't cut it. But if you can start a small tropical storm with the fan on your card, download the application and set about winning that $10,000 top prize. Sadly, the Pinball News steam-powered computer wasn't able to run it so hopefully you'll have better luck and can find the keyboard combo that cleans the playfield glass to remove that nasty flare. If you win the top prize, just remember who told you about it, eh? The competition closes on the 31st August so don't leave it too long. *The website actually says $10.000 but hopefully that's just the European notation and not a cunning ruse to only award a $10 prize. Back to the news index Back to the front page