Oh man, it's pooping farts time. What's up, Wolf? Huzzah, I'm getting notifications again. There you go, Echo. That's what's up. Oh, man, we're going to shadow the shadow out of this shadow, dude. Huzzah. So we're trying something a little different today. Hopefully it doesn't cause any issues. But we're running the cameras at 1080 and running the stream at 1080. And I'm hoping there's no issues. We got the new laptop, but it came at the last minute. Oh, yeah, we have massive CPU usage. Good. Suck it. Trying not to drink today? Oh, we'll drink. I'm getting some energy drink on first. All right. But check this bad boy out. We got that new mother effing laptop. We're staying with the Republic of Gamers theme, right? We're staying with the Republic of Gamers theme because this thing is dope. Pins rule. What's up, man? The specs on the new machine. better processor sleeker design better graphics card better memory better everything 5 USB ports with 2 hubs right this thing is And then Jack dropped it. This thing is going to slay. The old laptop, which we're still streaming on, it's just we have to use a bunch of random bullshit, will still be used, I'm sure. Five hotels, two hubs. Give me more. How low is the volume? Is it pretty low? ROG is not a sponsor, no. we can talk to them about that though welcome aboard junior dude red thank you for maintaining your membership you're amazing flippity flips and bippity butts flippers and butts flippers and butts and butts plague what's up dude volume's pretty good dope yo what's up red welcome aboard kid Jables, for 31 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, No, I haven't even played The Shadow yet. And what's great is I don't know this game that well, so. I feel like I say that about a lot of pinball machines. As the best pinball player in the world, you would say. Thanks, Jimmy Jam. I'm pretty excited to get it hooked up, but I've got to install all the software and crap like that. Oh, the issue with the mic slowdown and all that crap, we figured out that problem, too. Are you ready for this? We were using a shitty USB extension cable. Damn it. Can we have a recap on announcements? Say the virtual cab and the other one. Pins rule. The only thing we can talk about is the virtual cab. The other one, you dingus. It's a secret. It's a secret. We are still using my Audio-Technica AT2020 USB mic for now, just because, because, okay? I don't know how well the computer is going to handle, because usually we have both camcorders coming into this laptop at 720. But we're pulling both in at 1080. and we'll see if the computer melts. Why is the other one still a secret? I thought February 1st was supposed to be the big day. It is? Just hold on, dude. I was a fan of Barry White. You coming to Texas? I'll be at Texas pending the second sponsorship. Okay. Okay. Let me just test something really quick. Oh. Welcome aboard, kid. This looks good. Quint, for 17 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Get your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up. So many sacreds. Sacreds. Today I was working on a whole new graphics package for Deadflip. I'm excited to get it finished. It's just taking longer than I want it to. I heard secrets. You know it, L. Dirty Squirrel. How the hell are you, bud? Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is Monday, February 5th, 2018. I love February. It's spelled February because this is the month of my birth. And, yeah, I'm excited to see what awesome birthday presents y'all give me. My wife already gave me my birthday presents early. There's a new fanny pack. And some gross sex stuff. So let's just get into this. I need to know how to play this game better. Because I suck. I suck at this game. I shuck at this game. Pretty hype for Shadow. Love this game. I'm pretty hype for Shadow, too. Welcome aboard, Tex. Happy birthday. Classic man. Feeling on me like a real OG. Dude, ClassicMan99 for 14 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Big jar of Vegemite coming your way. Woo! Oh, was that a camera freeze? Oh, was that another camera freeze? Okay. I think we're seeing some issues, so we might have to drop this back down to 720. Okay. So give me one second. We got to drop this back down to 720. The stream can stay at 1080. My birthday is February 19th, 1999. Because, you know, I'm awesome. Okay, that should fix that. I'm not a Pisces. I was born on the cusp, so I'm Pisces and Aquarius. Yeah, I know, boo, no color DMD for Shadow, but this game is a Gavin recent repair, and the owner of this game did not invest in a color DMD. Usually go straight for vengeance on Shadow? Okay, you're not that young. I graduated high school in 1999. I actually graduated high school in 1999. This game could be a bit of a pain in the ass, but it's got some really cool gimmicks. Next time we stream this, we're going to use my new laptop so we can get some cooler angles, like a camera specifically for the battlefield up there. You'll notice one of the Furbas is missing here. This pinball machine, ladies and gentlemen, belongs to Emporium in Wicker Park. We got a barcade game in here, and this thing was notoriously beat to shit. Salty old man, what's going on, dude? This game was always busted. In fact, that Furba up there forever only had one screw, and when you would change lanes, the Furbo would spin 360 degrees going right to left. It would hit the top of the ring. You'd hit it again, it would spin, hit the bottom of the ring. It was pretty hilarious, actually. Spinning Furbos. So we're going to play that. I need to make an alcoholic beverage, which we will do on camera, right? Final battle, one of the best wizards ever. Oh, you think so, straight down the middle? I'm interested in getting there. You know, you guys can hear me okay, right? There we go. That should be a little more directional. A firba is this, it's a dagger. A firba. It's like a furby, right? But with a butt. A firba. I'm a classic man. Feeling on me like a real old G. I'm a classic man. Hold on, let me get the gin. And we're gonna get them across. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay, we're good. Yes, the Dr. Disrespect came back today. Does anyone here actually watch Twitch outside of pinball stuff? Yeah, we're getting LeCronked today. That's for sure. And then Jack was killed by a fridge. It tried, man. It's like Furby, but it kills you. Wait, I should put the gin in first. The doctor basically broke Twitch. Yes, he did. Oh, my God. Internet, I can't. There's other streams about Jack on Twitch. I did. Yes, I've seen the doctor turn stream. Nice. crazy almost 400k dude he almost had 400,000 people watching when he went live that's pretty nuts man it's pretty nuts pretty nuts all right yeah well we did that wrong. Is that loud enough? De la drogue? No. Wait, what? Was that in Spanish? Hold on. It plunged for me. Yeah, right, Skip? We'll have 400k walking. All right. It plunged for me when I open the door. But I was going to go over what I know about this game, which is not much. Can you hear me in the game okay? I'll turn the game up a little bit. I also warmed up the camera, the face camera, a little too much, I think. Okay, so here's the thing. I know beating the crap out of that lock shot gives you multiball, right? Game's a little low. Yeah, again, it should be a little low. There's a very tight shot here next to that lock shot that if you hit it enough times, puts you up top here into the battlefield. How do you do secret laugh mode? You're not the first person to bring that up, so I'm interested to see what that is. Oh, my pants have been off. See? I'm all skin and bones. Okay. With your left Ferb-a-diverter, your left Ferb-a-diverter, what is the shadow based from? It's an Alec Baldwin movie based on a comic book from DC. It's a huge exploit and huge points in this game, sadly. Oh, Mopar, that blows. When you start a mission, pull the trigger. Got it. After you do it three times, the next mode will be secret laugh mode. Oh. He's jacking his skin-tight onesie. God, rude. Okay, so we got our first lock. Now to light your second lock, you got to hit it and then hit it again to get your next lock. With your left perba diverter selector, you get to choose what your left ramp is going to be worth. Do you want 10 million or do you want vengeance, which is a fast-scoring mode by beating the crap out of the ramps, okay? We'll try vengeance. I suck at hitting this ramp right out of the gate. That bounces. So, you don't have to combo them, right? You don't have to combo. It's just hit them. So, you see, this is worth some cashola, you know. This game may be leaning a little bit. Tim Curry is awesome, I agree. Oh, we're still in this shit? Oh, man. Too late. How long does this go on for? All right, now it's over. We got a freebie. Yeah, this game's leaning to the right. No combo on ramps, just keep hitting them. Got it. Yo, Bingy, what's up? Video mode is lit? Wait. Oh, in the... Wait, what? Where's video mode at? I know it's a Ferba thing. So if you wombo combo it, you keep it up in density. Oh, I did not know that. Oh, damn Punisher. That's awesome. Flash shot is awful on this and poorly designed. I love it. Check this out. Boom. Easy money, man. What do you mean it's poorly designed? I think that's incredible. All right. Mongol spun because you can get right through it by pulling the gun trigger the second you start it. It's also on the right. Oh, okay. How do you know it's lit, though? Is it a thing here? duel of Roy Wills change the lit mode by hitting the ramps duel of Wills got it change it by hitting okay killed that mongol oh my god ring-a-ding-ding I heard a duck quack. Okay, I'm actually making shots that I was unable to make ever in my life. So I don't know what's going on right now. Internet. One of three triggers for secret life mode? Cool. Don't pull the trigger to kill the mongrel unless the mode is about to end. Oh, it starts at 30? That I didn't know. Thank you, Bingy. So, light lock's garbage, so we're going to go with 20 million. We're going to make sure we go to the con. I don't know why. And that was our first miss. And there's a mode start. So, I pulled that. Welcome aboard, kid. T-W-E-L-E-T. All right, Battlefield's amazing. Here we go, Matt the Sprat. For, dude, an entire year, thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up to my boy, Matt the effing Sprat. What is up, my dude? Shadow. All right, lock is lit. Video mode. Where's video mode? Welcome aboard, Junior. Vengeance again. I want a wombo combo the ramp. Oh, my God. What are you doing? Okay, that didn't last long. Dude, and Neil McRae for 14 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Combo, combo, may you just beat the crap fight. Just combo like crazy. Neil, thank you. Matt, you're gorgeous. You need to play this. It looks awesome. It's a fun game. I'm having trouble with that left orbit for some reason. Should I not have taken this? In college, we had this in our lounge. Nice, dude. Alright, so what you want to do is hit that little inner loop, which I missed three times. There's one. There's one. And a tight shot. And a tight shot. Oh, jackpot's doubled? Oh, what's up, baby? I didn't know that could happen. Okay. I'm trying to hit the... That didn't work. Yeah, that. Oh, it sits in there? Okay, here we go. Come on, baby. One shot, one time. One time, one time, one time. One time, baby. So the super jackpot is a really tough shot. And I only get it by accident ever. Does it stay lit? Or am I working against the time here? It stays lit. Okay. I'll get... Oh, that would have been doubled. Oh, that would have been so much freaking money, dude. Double super? Oh, my God, that would have been nuts. Deadflip, you need to get TSPP. Oh, I would love one, man, absolutely. Some pinball parties would blast. Oh, why did I move? I'm in Ding Dong. Double super. Man, that would have been freaking gorgeous. Can you please not screw me, dude? Oh, I made it in there. Dude, that double super would have been 200 million points. Later, buddy. Feels good. Dude, the timing on that little interloop to keep it going is so tight. This isn't a great score, but this is honestly the best game of Shadow I've ever played in my life. What's up, Logster? Good to see you, buddy. You can backhand this, right? I can't listen. Any question. That I couldn't hit something. I'm trying to punish the guilty. Hey. Jack, huge bris. I honestly love this table. Dude, it's a great table. Uh-oh. Upkicker. Come on, Bubby. Oh, my God. Gavin. Gavin, we found an issue, Gavin. Gavin. Oh, God. The shadow knows, dude. How do you know when Mongol's about to end? Oh, the Mongol hurry-up is the orbit? Does that count? Oh, it's got to go all the way around? Damn it. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Zero points. How dare Gavin bring a beater? Uh-oh. Hello? Game? Shadow? Oh, what's happening? I'm ready. Kick the ball out. This is going to be a short stream. We're on ball, too? I thought we were only on ball one. Multipleissues.com. Where should the ball be? Where is the ball, do you think? Ball swallowed. Ball's fair to an outlet. Well, if there's a tilt on this game... Found it. Bad switch. Internet, bad switch. That's why Gavin drops these things off, for me to blow them up. You freaking dildo. Wire form. Oh, you think that's what it is, PETA? Yeah. Side note, Internet. Much like on Twilight Zone, you don't want to tilt this game. Because you don't get your bonus points. I'm sorry, you don't get your points for your modes until the end of your ball. Right? It's nasty. Nasty. Nailed it. Oh, that ball's gone. I want my lock. Wow, huge bonus. Isn't that nuts, dude? Compared to what my score was, yeah. Dangerous shot. Stupid shot. Why did I do it? Huge brisk. Huge brisk. The biggest. Oh, the shakeout. Okay. Lock is lit. Can you mix multiball and vengeance? We got to start a mode here, boys. Tilt works. Con multiball, please. Ten do, Skip. Ten do, buddy. I want to look into Con's eye and shout, Con! Alright, let it go. I feel like we're missing a ball here. In fact, I know we are. You suck a butt. We got a stuck ball somewhere, boys. No, that only gave me two balls. Wow, feels freaking bad, man. The Cobalt Club? Oh, you guys didn't know I was a member of the fucking Cobalt Club? Con multiball animations. You missed one, go straight down the drain. But there's a ball save. Eh, whatever. So I want con. We got an extra ball lit. Oh my god, there's so much money on the table. Okay, we nailed that, but I guess not. Usually you can just hold that flipper up. Shadow. Give it to me. Okay, we're going to try the backhand tactics here. It's not a certain ball save. It was flashing. It was flashing. Give me a break. Wow. Thanks for the drain, dude. Feels effing bad, man. Well, for our very first game on this, unless this is like a high score one, I think you guys just saw the tutorial, Matt. We didn't even get con multiball. Damn. That felt pretty good. You know, I was pulling the trigger before the modes, and it never got me to that stupid laugh thing you guys were talking about. How too good. You could get like two to three belly easy if you play a good game on this Yeah, I'm not handling any trolls today We're here to have fun Uh, Mongul, so if I shoot Mongul just collecting it with the gun isn't gonna do it because that only gives me three million For secret life, I'm gonna pull the trigger once in each saucer shot Left mode start where Khan is and then if you get, oh, it's not just modes it's the three, I see Jack, if you message me your mailing address, I'll send you a 3D printed pinball level that sits between the flippers. Yo, PETA! Exclamation point PO, baby. Exclamation point PO. Oh, please. This fucking game. This fucking game. Got it. Marco. Marco. Marco. Not handling the trolls, does that mean mods can actually be... No, jaded. Mods don't ever have to be... Do you have to pull the trigger when a cow shows up in the myth, too? I guess. There's a lot of trust in that magnet to not drop the ball. Oh, yo, we going for that EB. Money. What the... How did I backhand that? Was it later? I like backhanded. Backhanded. Did I flip it? That works too. I heard a quack. Alright, here we go. Wait, what? Oh, so you just keep shooting... you fartin' dill fart... fart dill... fartin' dill... You... you... you dill! How do you shoot... hmmm. Dude, con multiball is tough to shoot. Oh! Ho-ho! Yo, ZZ Top. Is it me or did Williams Valley have a fascination for cows? They did, but, you know, it was funny, I guess. Cows are funny. Skip you. Y'all go, baby. Pinball narcissist. Thank you for saying hi. 1-8-2-3-6, Chicago, Illinois. Yep, that's it. 1-8-6-7-8-9-10. Nailed it. So that was the full 30. Got it. I've been pulling the trigger on that thing instead of actually trying to shoot for it. Cows are number three and Doho. What's Doho? Do or have... Wait, I have no idea what a Doho is. Alright, the ball's cussing, so... Here it is. 40 million. Snoop, you sack of shoes. No! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. These balls. These balls, though. Balls, please. I'm just pulling the gun trigger at random intervals. You had a chance to play Pirates. I'm thinking it's better than Dialed In. Right on, dude. We have one at the pub and it's in great shape. That's awesome playing them. These balls, though. Um, okay. Right there. Ugh. Dude, why is that con shot so hard? Shoot the bull arms. Now, see, that was in the hole. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Question, Internet. Question. Is it easier to get into the conhole by caroming off of the O and the L over here? Like this. Never mind. Okay, that worked. Get into the conhole. Cobra! Cobra! What the hell is the story behind this frickin' shadow? Does he actually have, like, superpowers and shit, or is he just like Batman? With rings. Like Batman has, like, cool rings. The old coroner. The con hole, yes. The con. You shark master. All right, have I pulled the trigger on all three holes? I guess I still haven't pulled the trigger on the battle hole. Musky for two months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen which shadow right on the old radio show he was a psychic and he could aim really well then what's the deal with the ring got him Got him. The ring is what let him aim? Oh, my God. Conquer the battlefield. Thank you for not draining. Yo, Wiz, what's up? He could cloud men's minds. Oh. So he walks around with a bunch of socks stuffed in his pants. I got it. He was invisible on the radio show? That's pretty dope, dude. Invisible's pretty lit. Okay, let's finish this biz. We need that one. Damn it. Stop fucking... The movie gives him hypnosis powers. Everyone is invisible on the radio. Well, yeah. I want to get con multiball again. Also, we've got to finish the Bartles and James field. Oh, don't drain like this. The Bartles field. How many more hits do I need? Oh, Kai, what happened? Why did Kai get timed out? Mirrors? GG, buddy. You got frickin' snoozed. I didn't want... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I didn't conquer the battlefield. Oh, I still need one more hit, probably. Bop down to fourth. What happened? The trailer makes the movie look terrible. makes it look terrible oh that was the trailer nice dude whiz oh my god people listen you guys should know by now if you want to post a link if I know you ask permission If you want complete control, subscribe to the channel. It's free content, but if you want to support it, there it is. No, there was my jackpot up there. Wait, can you get 3X? By locking it into both holes? Oh, that was the link to the... Oh, that was it. Oh, please. Wait, Pin Wiz is here? Oh, Pinball Wiz. Yes, get triple jackpot for 300 million. Oh, you can. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Oh, you turned. You freaking turned. I wanted super gen pot. Link to the Hoopa. Oh, Furba. So did you know you could pull the gun trigger to clear the Furbas? La, la, la, la. Can't catch me? Oh! Oh! I'm a ninja! Ninja Furbot! Ah! You suck a butt! Well, we got that EV. That bonus is trash. Welcome aboard, Junior! You MCC Shannon for an entire year. Thank you! for that one year's support, man. I do appreciate it. Ladies and gentlemen, flip or some butts up for Shannon if you could show some love and chat, please. Love you, buddy. Wow, rude. Frickin' rude, man. Okay, well, that's over. Let's finish the battlefield, which might take one hit. Oh, you got a break through the back? Oh, are you freaking kidding me, dude? Come on. Come on. You. Marco. Hello. I just got a break through the back, right? Stop. Dude, that cry, though. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, please. No. No. Do I get hit just like freaking 80 times now? Nailed it. I'm trying to find a nice way into the damn con hole, dude. Snoopies. Nothing's better than con getting speared in the head, right? So Jack's just wearing pants, it's not his skin. I mean, it's a, you know, it's kind of pants. Shannon again, thank you so much, buddy. For that awesome year. Couldn't do anything about it. Yo, Scott Denisey, what's up, buddy? How you doing, baby? Skip, dropping in Z. Punisher yeah Tim Curry man All right we got another extra ball there I'm not actually in this for the points. I just want to get to the whizzy. You freaking... I just want to get that whizzy. That wasn't ball-free, was it? Oh, good. We still have the ball. My fight stick. Did that on purpose, and I'll show you why. You ready? Before I did it. Right there. Snoopy doopies. I want that count. Holy shit. Holy ship sharks Yo, something I'm not supposed to hit lights up Bullshit Oh, I wanted the conhole Breathe in That's alright Loving the two teammates and Lafayette Nice, dude We'll take the light lock Just kidding. Ah, massive. Have to give Charlie a hard time in Texas, though. All came with the wrong power plugs. That's awesome. All right. I wasn't locked, dude. In time? Yeah, I was. Wait, how do... hold on. How do I get Final Battle? Oh, Wizard Mode's lit? Well, I guess we'll never see it. Because I can't hit that shot. Congratulations. Prepare yourself. This is the final round. What do we do? Make all 27 shots in multiball for a billion. You have ball save for 30 seconds. Ready, set, throw. Oh, it's just lit shots? It's not the same. You can keep hitting the same shot all day. Okay, maybe not. Okay, they do timeout. All right. Oh, you suck a part, you dirty fart-sucking turd. That's tough, man. Hit every single target ramp and lane for a billion. But you know what? I was hitting things more than once. I was hitting things more than once. Jack lit legit scared. Someone hacked the game, dog. You have to hit everything once. Right, but what I'm saying is, I definitely hit that ramp, and it stayed lit. But other things you would hit, each ramp has two ways. Oh. Furbaz. I get it. I get it. That's okay. We're doing alright. You're boring me. Shut your mouth, idiot. I hate you. Alright, this shot's the end of the ball. Oh, that would have frickin' been beautiful if I had fell in. Okay, come over. Yes. No. There's a little ball thing with that? Oh, I guess there is. You're in the ball thing with that, you frickin' dude! So if you're going with the Steamhole, it's an easier win for the Wizard mode. Hmm. Welcome to the Steamhole. All right, Game 2. Game 2, feeling good? What is that? High score, too? Okay. How you guys be? What's up, gory Rory? Good to see you, stud. Gory frickin' Rory. Come on, chicken city. Come on, play again. What? Can someone... Hold on. Can somebody use the Pinball Browser and find that call out for me? So I can have it like crispy clean. Where it says coward, sissy, chicken, play again. I need that. That needs to be something on stream. That needs to be something on stream. Somewhere. You picking up a time machine? Dude, that's awesome. The weed of crime and bitter fruit. Come on, Alec. Well, that didn't work. Oh, that didn't work. Did you ever set that T2 on fire? We played it. Are you talking to me? Maybe not. Probably not. Now we'll go light lock. Thanks, bub. Oh, my God. Yeah, feed it. All right. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Okay, that was a crock. Never heard of Pinball Browser until now. Seems really important. Dispatch, what it is, Pinball Browser allows you to take the ROMs that are installed on these games, and you can find them on the internet, and you get to rip the ROM wide open, and you get to take animations out, you get to put animations in, you get to take sounds out, you get to put sounds back in. And it's great for newer sterns, Sterns because let's say you own an ACDC pinball machine and you've owned it for years and you're like the last freaking thing I want to hear is an ACDC song. Put some Creedence Clearwater Revival in there. Right? You know? You got that 311. You know? Whatever you want to listen to. Put it, you know. Put it back in, man. Put that shit back in. Who sings that Down Down song? Lamont? Take my ball. That's crazy. Yeah, man. 311, lol. You're welcome. That is 311. Okay. Yo, lit. That ball fell off the rail. Lit, dude. That's something I got to tell Gavin about. That's something I got to tell Gavin about. Oh, God. I got an idea. Restart. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Gin. That happens a lot in this game. Yeah. I'd say the most time I'm screwing myself on this game is shooting from the plunge to the skill shot. Right? Ooh, a skeleton. What's up, Ego? Too spooky for me. I think I'm having... That thing. Shit. I think I'm okay. Hold on, guys. Has anyone here ever had an ocular migraine? I've only had three in my lifetime. Right? But you go completely blind. And the first one I ever had was terrifying, and it happened at Papa. Jack, welcome back. Seems like you've been offline for a while. Kevin, I was gone for a little bit, man. For a little bit, my brother. the triumphant return of dead... Whoa! Okay, bleep! Dead flip. Shut up! Shut up! Touch it. Got him. Hung out with them when they were on tour, Cypress. Nice, dude. Dude, this game's got to tilt. I'm just really... Listen. Guys. When you play pinball as much as I do, you learn a few things about how to move a machine. Okay. See? I told you, there's a tilt. That was barely a move. But when you see me hitting the game, it's because I'm doing it correctly. You know? What's the terminology? Instead of like fat, bloppy moves, you need sharp, pointy moves. You know what I'm saying? Instead of like a, you need to pop it. That's why when I hit a game, my hands come off the freaking machine because my body will translate back into that tilt-bob moving. Don't use those, like, glorpy moves. You've got to go... It's like... Like a blow dart, dude. Like a freaking blow dart. You don't want fluid movement. You want a little, like a jab, right? Do you get cholesterol headaches? Oh, dude. What are these noises coming out of your mouth? I'm explaining pinball, dude. Oh, God, can I? I can get my pinball fix. Yeah, oh, oh, good. Got it. What's up, Mazda? Good to see you, buddy. All right, boys and goyles. Going for the big boners. Nailed it. Nailed it twice. Three times. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, da booty nabba. Da booty nabba. Welcome to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen. Slippers and butts up for da booty nabba. What's up, booty? Thank you for the support, bud. I appreciate you dropping that prime on me, man. Try to hit the ball at the end of the paddle instead of the center. It makes the ball easier to control. Battlefield tip. Off the end of the paddle instead of the center. Oh, really, Ice Fang? Good to know, man. I'll try that. Actually, let's try that right now. I'm not afraid of you. I am. Dude. Remember Alec Baldwin? We had that shit. So, you see what I was doing there with that loop? That's actually a tournament strategy, to do that all day. Okay, let's hit this thing off the side. The booty never. Uh... I don't know. Like, my brain won't let it happen, dude. Come on Come on Loops all day Yeah buddy So dead flip Oh god Oh god Yo take it I bet you were glad You weren't in Philadelphia Last night am I right Uh Oh cause of Sports I mean whatever dude Welcome aboard kids Two months You know what's funny about the Super Bowl? And I'm not going to talk about the sports aspect of it. I felt like it was, you were watching like five minutes of football and then like ten minutes of commercials. Like it was flipped this year, which is nuts. Seven-year-old blind girl for two months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. and flippers and butts up. Two months is nowhere near how long I've been in here. Keep the pinball. Keep killing the pinball game. Yo. You know. Yeah, baby. When in doubt, ramp it out. That's true. You suck. Now, that was Glorfy finished with a dagger. You know what I'm saying? So, we're on two warnings, but we didn't tilt. And that was a fumble. That's how football is, didn't people... Oh, really? Huh. I guess I haven't seen pinball in a while. Pinball, Jesus Christ. Football in a while. But if we are going to talk about the sports aspect, I don't give a shit about what team was what, but there was that one Eagles touchdown where that dude's foot was out, And even the announcers were like, uh, what? So, you know, sports ball and whatnot. All right, thanks for falling off the ramp, you dildo. Internet, I need everyone here to be a dildo, not a dildo. Well, I moved away from that. It hit every freaking piece of play field as it jumped over my flipper. Thanks for nothing, Alex Baldwin. Alex, where are you, buddy? I need to talk to you, BB. I want to hear stuff about this. Why did I flip right there? What the hell is Super Vengeance? Man, I'm the freaking Vengeance God, boys. Oh, the rings blink. Man, I'm stupid. Oh, we got cucked. We got cucked. Is Super Vengeance just because I did so well? Was that the blowdarts? That was the Glorby. That was like a Jigglypuff throwing a shuriken. You know what I'm saying? Super Vengeance hit all four ramps during Vengeance mode? Oh, dude. Felt pretty good. Despacito. Super Vengeance. Well, that was a shit game, but we were trying for something different that time. Vengeance is... I don't want to keep getting... I don't want to keep getting Vengeance. I don't know the name because I'm not much of a football person. Dude, who likes football? And no judgment. I played football in high school. And I hated every effing minute of it. Can this game not be a dick right now with that 1 million score? I'm sorry, 2 million? If buy-ins cost one credit, what happens on a free play? You get to literally play forever. Actually, let's try it. Let's see what happens. Yeah, we got that free away. What's up, girl? Yeah, I got that three in the way. W guys got to run. Let me go, Rape. All right, well, vengeance. I just don't want to focus on vengeance, man. I want to shoot other things. Why? Why didn't I slap? My leg was up for the slap, and I didn't slap. I think there's still a three buy-in limit. Wait, is Alec Baldwin so good at shooting that he could shoot bullets out of the air? I want to see this movie now. X. Wow. How can he slap? Dude, three buy-in limit, huh? Let's freaking go. We'll take it to the limit. The three buy-in limit. Oh, you... They should re-theme their table into the Legends of the Hidden Temple. I think that'd be pretty cool. I had a really good idea for a re-theme for this, and now I can't remember what it was. Double jerkbutt. Damn it, it's gone. Oh, jeez. Oh, free multiball. Hit him in the sanctum. Right in the dirty sanctum. Jackpot. Jackpot. Alright, what's next? We got all these over here. Uncharted. Jack, have you tried any Warpigs beer? Yeah, man, it's delicious. That was a terrible cradle separation. Because nothing got separated. Jackpot. Jackpot. Mark. Marco. Marco. Dude, that inner loop is so loop-critic. I gotta stop shooting that. Dude, cross-field dungeon shot? Yikes. You, wait. Hello there sir and madams I am But you mention me rather a lot Yo what's up butt good to see ya Is that butt raid oh baby I'll take a butt raid any day I mean wait what What up butt Nah not raiding just here every day but My man Yo that's a great name I gotta say But, fun thing to try and shadow multiball trap two balls in the poppers? Did you guys know that this game does not have pop bumpers? At all. Zero pop bumpers. One of the few, ladies and gentlemen. One of the few pins with no pops. Okay, my hand almost didn't flip. My hand almost didn't flip. Alright, we're doing, we haven't done a single mode. It's because the I-50 is slippery. Oh, God! What does this white target do? No joke, he does. Jack, if you ever enable SBs, it won't last a day. Wait, what's SBs? Buy-in cancelled by start button. It won't let me buy-in. Not the pump-uppers, the VUKs. Oh. Sound bites. If I ever enable sound bites, it's true. It's true. Nailed it. Oh, get up for that. Yep. Yep. Okay. We're just flipping at nothing here, so let's lock up a ball. Another game I know that doesn't have pop-pumpers is No Fear. Nice, dude. Yeah, I guess you're right. All that almost fell into the multiball hole. Um, Battlefield? Anyway, I gotta go take a shit. Just wanted to say hey. Thank you, bud. I appreciate you peeking your head in. Bounce bounce. Um, let's start a mode! Man, I'm surprised we made that. But no! Shit, I forgot to pull the trigger. Oh god! Woo! Two shitting caps. While white target... Wait, which white target were you talking about? I didn't see where you pointed. It's right between the lock shot and the battlefield. What is that about? Really? See, that's when I dream the most, right there. Shitting in cash. Give me the ball! Give me the ball! Nope. Yeah. Dude, I can't wait to try out this damn new laptop. It's going to be lit. What you drinking? Common, I am drinking a gin and LaCroix. A little bit of Monster. It spots you a Mongol target. Good to know, bud. What ball are we on? Damn it. All right, we have multiball lit. Fam. Replay! Le cronk monsieur. All right, that was a shit drain. Is this ball three? We're going to have to do a lot on this ball. We need essentially ten times our score. Yeah, we can do it here. We can do it here. Look up. Why did I look up? I'm an idiot. Oh Well, oops, I can't wait to play it never seen one the wild a sponsor run It's been game, man. So, Vendor's going to keep running? Oh, you... What the frick, dude? You cucked me, man. That was your bad, not mine. Wow, that's bad. You love dirt bikes? Yeah, man. The game almost doesn't even seem to be about dirt bikes. It is, but... Okay, yeah, it does light Mongols. Thank you. Thank you for pointing that out. Wait! It shot all the way around and it cocked me! Dabootie nabba. You've seen one in Baltimore? Nice, dude. Wait, how you go? Press extra ball. Alright. So this score doesn't count. Although it's probably not going to be good anyway. Okay. You should go to Red Bud, one of the biggest parties ever. 40,000 drunk people, riot police, fires and explosions. I think I'm okay. I mean, I like parties and all. I'm going to be gone for a while, Shadow. So you can do modes in multiball together. That's good. So this is our opportunity to score pretty big. Remember, we had 90 million going into this. Okay? Garbage going into this ball. So let's see. Oh, but followed us. Thanks, bud. Okay, and there goes the multiball. I feel effing bad. No, I'm trying. Clarification on my previous comment during Shadow. Multiball hit the balls and the saucers to double intrepid. Yeah, I got that, I say. I heard let's burn the shitters while I was... Okay. I think they were calling you a shitter which is rude of them to say how dare they let's burn the shitter I didn't hear a quack this music though You little double furbo! How the hell are you supposed to pull that trigger that way? Apparently you can pull the gun trigger to clear the furbo. Well, that started a mode. Oh, I did get it because I heard the peaking duck thing. Please? Oh, I love you. Oh, I love you. Okay, let's not hit anything. I got an idea. Let's not hit any shots. This is going to go great. Watch this. Don't hit any shots. I got an idea. Can anyone explain that? Why were there a bunch of cows just then? I mean, I know why there's cows in general. Yo, Dark, what's up, buddy? Wow, that was fun. The move feature, baby. Okay, what shots do we need here, boy? Okay, that's gone. We just need the regular jackpot shots. Valley and cows. Crazy talk. Yeah, right? Wait, did I spell like a special or something? Red, is that what you're trying to tell me? I have one jackpot left, you cuckle muckle cuck. Having cows appear in pinball games. Well, I know, guys. Okay. I know about pinball, which is what I said. And cows. And that relationship. I needed to know why cows showed up just then. Good evening. What's up, Wolf Strike? Good to see you. Have never seen it on shadow before though. Yeah, I don't know why they showed up at the end there I've never seen cows on this game When you drain fast through an out lane after you just hit a target a bunch of cows walk across the screen boom There you go. Hot guacamole. That's all I wanted to know. Thank you, baby Hot guacamole By the way, is hot guacamole any good, do you think? Or are you referring to, like, spicy guacamole? Not good. Oh, no! Okay. Go indoor. I'm going to put the key away don't look at my body hot avocados are not the business how many beers are you in dark I am drinking gin and LaCroix feels real good wow you're racist Um, here we go. Big money, no whammy. Nailed it. Hot avocados. Where's the third duck hole, internet? Man, this fucking game, dude. I Can you stop with the caps if you want? I can understand how that'd be great. It just makes it easier for me to read, but it drowns out everyone else. What's the third hole? Is it the battlefield hole that I got to get it in for the duck stuff or whatever the hell I'm trying to say? Yo, Vu, what's up, buddy? So we got the chick saying the Peking duck thing now. Please don't drink. I think I got them all. So what do you do? What do you do? I'm trying to figure out laughing mode. So much laughing. What? What is the point of that? The laughing's fun. We're just buying in all day just to see what it's like. It's not getting us anywhere, actually. Marco. DuPont? I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Nope. It made you laugh. Okay, I thought someone said it was a busted secret scoring thing. Not good. Let it bounce. Hit it! Nope! No, you suck! Laugh, Inner Sanctum, lol. Complete the battlefield, guys. Nailed it. The point is to make you giggle. Well, it works. There you go. There is a limit to buy-ins. It's three. Now we know. And knowing is half the battle. Feels good. Feels good to be on top. You know what I'm saying? Might be something else, but I think they're... Oh, yeah, I'm excited to make people laugh. I'm pretty sure that's all it is. Are you making gin bubbles? It's the gin fizzy. Bump, bump, bump, bump. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Second. Not what I wanted. now we have to buy it now we have to oh yeah now you know about buy-ins thanks mama okay that's uh not what I wanted oh god we're dead got it Yeah, I'm all about the three-way. Feels good. Feels good. You're not so tough. Stop draining. You love this Fankum lock? I love how it lets the ball come back at you a little bit and then takes it away. This is pretty clever. That's a pretty big bonus, actually. Blow darts. Blow darts. Blow darts. Give it to me. Woo! All right, we already have that. We need the con hole. You suck. Oh, that's coming back. You were blinking. It was blinking. I just spit. I just spit everywhere. That was the wrong lane. Hopefully Jack's sanctum isn't worn out. Guys, don't talk about my sanctum like that. The bang sanctum. Shit. Please. Please. Please. What are your thoughts on Shadow? I did this. I'm having a blast on this game, actually. It's got some challenging shots. Give me the money. That was glorpy. That was glorpy? That was freaking glorpy, dude. Ball shooting into your sanctum? It can't be good. The thing is, please. Here's the thing. Please. Say my name, say my name. The super jackpot is lit. Don kick me you son of a fucking son of a bitch I just watched the super jackpot man You making me look silly You making me look silly Yo, just shoot up that ramp all day apparently. Oh my god. Give me your... Is this... You're making me look silly. Wait, what does that mean? Oh, is that vengeance? Wow, thanks for staying on the fucking rail, dude! Yeah, I want... I could probably take something out. Two pins down. Yo. Did you guys see the video of the tour I did in the studio? Oh, we got so many games in here now. We have like 12 pins in here. We have room for... Maybe four more. And guess what? Four more are coming. Get freaking ready, boys. We're never going to have to leave the house. I didn't count the little baby pin. You're right. I didn't. Oh, you get money for the combo, Wombo. I hit that. Not that. Not that. Okay. Oh, I almost fell. I did fall. We okay. We okay. One of them is not TNA, but here's the thing. Spooky. Charlie, if you're watching. I think it's time you sent one of those over here, buddy. Blue, thanks for the 100 biddies. I love you, and I'm in love with you. How did you fall? I fell because I got no grip on a tile floor, dude. You end up breaking my teeth. Okay, what? What? What? Oh, my God. You ready? You ready for the hubris, Internet? If we had a TNA in here, night one, we'd have all nine reactors dead. Quote me. Quote me. Quote me. With the glass off? Rude. Dude. I am a international award-winning pinball sensation. You think I have to cheat? Say no aimbot bullshit, boys. It's a skill. Hello? You good? You good over there? You good? There's one thing I've learned from this stream is that Jack makes a claim that against it. Silent. Rude. You're banned. Thank you very much. We're going to need a hot steamy ban on SoundCloud, please. I'm trying to cradle up there like a dork. This game is leaning an awful lot. Oh, that was... Dude, I made that trap. Oh, there's no backhand in that. Can you backflip it? Nah. Bantile gloves for using too many words. Shit, the fucking bed, dude. The bed. My bed's here, man. Don't make me do this. Did Alec Baldwin show up or retweet me at all? Internet, can someone find a link to the tweet that we were live? Everyone go like that for me and retweet it if you want. You don't have to. I don't like retweeting people's stuff, but if you like retweeting people's stuff, go ahead and retweet it because I love you. And see why Alec Baldwin isn't in chat right now. If he needs help setting up a Twitch account, we could set one up for him. It's not that hard, but you can do it. I do have a tendency to be overly verbose. Ooh, silence. Dropping the words, my man. Yeah, thanks for staying on the frickin' right. Yo, cool. Thanks for... Yo, yucky, what's up? Yuck, you cool... Wait, yuck, you was on? Oh, shit. You can't touch me! Get the brick! Yo, Yuck, what's up, buddy? Sorry, I'm trying to read out of the corner of my eye. Yo, Deadflip, this is my favorite game, Osric. This is a really fun pin, and honestly, I know I've said this many, many times, but I am freaking spoiled, rotten when it comes to Gavin, man. The games this dude drops off at my studio in the conditions that they're in is mind-blowing. You are boring me. You shut your... You bored now, you motherfucker? I'm sorry. Language, guys. I'm not even sure why I swore just then. Jack, do you want to see a stream of your pinball machine leveler printing? DM me the link, dude. Welcome aboard, dude. Nice. Hey, JD, what's up, bro? Tony to kids. Dude, shit me for 30 freaking years in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Man, I want someone to just drop off minty rare expensive pins at my house. I'm in a unique position here, bro. Unique position. I mean, the things I got to do to Gavin for the pins is a little whatever, but... Come on. That was a warbler, Internet. And to be honest, I'm surprised that it didn't tilt. That was a fatty warbler. Shit. Hold on. I think I missed something in chat. Chips in a bottle. Oh, the Shinma. Hold on. Did I think of Shinma? Hold on. We'll do it right now. I just need control. Thank you. Jesus Christ. Shinba for 30 months in a row. Yeah, again, dude, thank you so much. I appreciate it. Is there a ticket machine for Gavin? Guys, you're fine. Everyone's sexy. All right, let's blow this biz up. This is the freaking game, dude. I can feel it in my boners. I can feel it in my bonus. No, please. Not good. Uh, oh, hail Pep, thank you. How the shit did I save that ball? I found, like, the kiwi hairs on the frickin' ball and flipped them. Again. Again. We need to see your voters. Is this your house? No, I have a storefront in Chicago that I keep all these pinball machines in. There's about 12 here now. And I just stream pinball here. That's about all that happens. I used to animate here. Now it's just the pinball stuff. Flip that ball by its kiwi hairs. So what is Who Knows? Is that like a mystery award? Because I know start mode obvious start seems obviously your modes So a John Trudeau incident with a signed Congo be worth more or less I like to think that you can separate the professional and personal whatever. I think it's stupid to Like hate on a machine because one person out of like the hundred and fifty people that worked on it was a creep Who knows? All right, check this out. You son of a... What the fuck, dude? I did that. That was the most... Okay. Okay, dude. Okay. Yeah, there's huge teams working on these. I'm your northern neighbor in Michigan. Nice, TWP. What's up? Yes, Steve Ritchie isn't designing, programming, laying out, doing the art, doing the wiring, doing the mechanical. No. It takes more than one freaking person. And I don't think it is what it is, guys. I don't know. It is what it is. I think what the guy did is deplorable. Wait, hold on. Can anyone find any information if that's been followed up on? Because his court date was like the 1st of February, wasn't it? His final one? Wish I had a pinball shop near me? TWP type exclamation point pinball in chat, and you should be able to find several links that can help you find pinball machines near you. Someone might actually do it before you because people like to do that, but we'll see what happens. sent you a message to the link jack. Thank you, PETA. There you go, TWP. So you got something on pin side. IFPA is great if you're trying to find tournaments near you. And Pinball Map is good to find pinball machines near you. Also, if you have the iOS device, like an iPhone or something, you could download Pin Finder, which is another good one. This punishment is to spend a year at the Deadpool Studio. Rude. Give me money, I want money. And all the balls are gone. Feels freaking bad, man. But Vengeance is running, so that's some good money. Two laundromats, nice, dude. Hey, it's pinball. You know? When I first got started in pinball about six or seven years ago, there was pretty much nowhere to play pinball here in Chicago, which doesn't make any sense. there was one super divey punk bar that you knew you were going to have a bottle busted upside your face if you wanted to play a I think it was an X-Men or a Batman Dark Knight there was Bottom Lounge but Bottom Lounge it's location at the time was very shady yeah just a couple places that you didn't want to go to but now like it's everywhere. Under many worlds of interpretation. Wait, what did the shadow wear? Did he wear two guns and a cape? Hold on. I think we got the new shadow interpretation, ladies and gentlemen. How did Chicago have no pins? I know, Scary Beard, isn't that stupid? They had no pins. It was the dumbest thing ever. It was so dumb. So you had to play in like private collections and stuff. Uh, but, you know, we're good. We're good. We're good, Sam. We're good. I'm honing. I'm honing, honing, honing. I know, pretty bony, right? I'm sorry. Are you making fun of my boner? Just kidding. I don't have boners. didn't the shadow wear all black yeah he wore all black with a red um with a red scarf they had pins they were all at stern before moving them out oh right on chaos they had pins Feels good man Alright we got our guns We got our cape We're doing good Guys credit dots It happens It's not a credit dot it's a period Okay You can't have guns in Chicago. These aren't real guns, guys. These are props. These are not real. Okay. The shadow shoots guns, man. Yeah, these are not real guns. They're not real. They have an orange tip and everything. Okay. How's that working out for Chicago? Dude, remember guns? Dude, so stupid. Chicago had to celebrate, like, its first week in forever where there wasn't a gun homicide. What am I doing? I could have lit extra balls, and I didn't. Yeah, flying nun killer. I know that he was charged. Charged does not mean convicted. He had a date set for the 1st of February for his final hearing. There is no information about that. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Saying got it, Internet. Got it. Got it. Woo! Got it. Got it. Ooh, got it. Got it. Oh! Oh, shit! Ah, we don't got it. Has an update on January 29th was last I seen? um right on in the hearts of men without all the trolling the time to resolve the case would run out on 4th of February if no further trolling occurs the case will lapse until the 25th of March oh really damn uh hopefully it was resolved because it's kind of shady something was supposed to happen today oh okay Okay. Alright, we're taking this EV. Shit, it's so... There's no time to react to the furhers. Okay, this is fun. Just keep shooting that all day. Wiz what are you what do you keep talking about did are you talking about the back to the future thing? Yo, Janity, what's up girl? How you doing? Jazzy wazzy looking spectacular as always. Thanks for stopping by Alright on with second hell. Yeah, man some of the scores on that are freaking nuts Nope! Okay, nice and slimy. I think I just figured it out. Hell yeah, man. You gotta let us know how you do it. Too many furpas just working on some stuff. Hell yeah, Jazzy. Good to see you, darling. Nope! Nailed it. Anyone for two teams up? Not good. Check this out. Snoop! It keeps falling off the ramp, dude. Oh! Yeah, that was actually a huge move. Too much poop, us? Okay, here's where I remind you, Internet, do not. Do not tilt this game. You love premium Ghostbusters? I'm a pro Ghostbusters guy, not a premium or an LE. Pro all day. Never played a pro? Oh, my God, dude. Pro's going to change your life. Um, Internet, did you know you can connect your Amazon Prime to your Twitch account and subscribe to your favorite streamer every 30 days? Like that clip? All right, here we go. Wolf, it's like you can read my mind. Premium is awesome, in your opinion. Nice, dude. All right, I think we got a busted switch on the right ramp or the right exit of the left ramp. Get shot, idiot. Nice dude, or hookay! Jack doesn't know how to respond lol. Nice dude. Or he could be a baller and sub at the $25 level. Very true. Very true. Shinma, listen. Shinma, you gotta use that special emote you got with that tier 3 sexiness. We're gonna try this. Go Maloma! Yeah, I prefer the regular slings, man. Uh, in a competition setting. I guess the premium is fun if you're just playing around. Okay, that worked. Mr. Lover Lover, mmm. They call me Mr. Boombastic, very flip-tastic. There you go, Mr. Lover. Booyah! Get found, idiot! Get found, idiot! The sun is shining, but the ice is slippery, Internet. Remember that. Words of wisdom. Okay, I nailed... Oh, we got it. Is there a drinker support group? Ted Million? I would like to shoot con multiball. Called it. Okay, okay, okay. I tried to control that. Nothing works ever, tapping ever. Jack willed it. I sent it, dude. In the words of one of my favorite streamers, I just sent it, and and went... You cut me off! Dude, it keeps falling off the effing ramp, and it's kind of pissing me off a little bit. It's a bonus! That bonus was $150 million. Penholics Anonymous. The 12-step program. Step number one. Right? Forgive all the balls you've joined. It's all said. That's what I'm saying, man. We got new games coming in left and right. And I'm thinking we're going to keep this microphone. We're going to get another one of these for location streaming. We got a brand new laptop to use, finally. We don't have it set up yet, but that thing's going to allow us to do some quality stuff that we can't do right now. Yeah, this is an AT2020, the USB. It's an Audio-Technica. I want to do stuff with a mixer right so we can put a compressor and stuff like that on there without running like virtual cable nonsense so I can screen more the only problem is I don't need another damn thing to plug in when I'm on location you know Okay, that stayed on that time. Oh, please! Shut up! Shut up! No! Yeah, no, yes! No! Yes. Broadcast voice processing? voice processor. Jack is into plug-in. This is a great mic. I just need a compressor so I can scream more without blowing people's eardrums up. Can you stream with Snapchat filters? Yes, actually, I can. I figured that out. I, uh... Dude, is vengeance all day a strategy on this because... Yo, we getting Vengey up in here, man. Oh, God. Oh, God. Deck is clearly into boning. Internet, you want to know how I... Okay. How I look so good all the time? You know? When I'm in the shower... Are you familiar with the healing properties of coconut oil? Fuck me, dude! Can the balls please stay in play? That was a good call-out, too. We threw so much money away! Get FMR audio, really nice compressor, really small, convenient, nice. Silent, if you could send me a private message with some links to some stuff, man, I'd love to look into it. What are you doing with this oil? Coconut oil, you mean lube? Nah, man, it keeps your frickin'... Listen. If I showed you a picture of Jack Danger Sr. super jack danger because I am a junior I don't know if you folks know that or not my old man is more wrinkles than human that's why when I smile I have a wrinkle that goes all the way to my ear look at that coconut oil on your face keeps this did you know in February 19th I turn 37 years old Where do you fucking start the game? Nailed it. Huge brist! Gimme! That work? You can't do that! You cuck me! I'm about to be 39. Man, it's weird. Yeah, no kidding. She's getting old. Baby looking 27 year old. Shea butter, my dude. Shea's good. Coconut works great. You don't look a day past 57. Well, Boomer, you're bad. Welcome to the Giza Club. Nope! I'm horny, I'm horny, horny, horny Do you guys remember that song? So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight All night long, I'm horny all night long Do you guys remember that song? Can we send you dildos in the mail? Yes. Type exclamation point PO. That is my PO box. The ladies love sorting through the dildos. Oh, man. I don't want to put this up. Me, etc. This is for you, buddy. Is this player, is this three or four? Three? Nice. This will stay up for a minute. Be a dildo, not a dildo. You know what I'm saying? Dildo-themed pinball machine. That's zingy-bingy. Zingiest bingiest. How long have I been streaming? Jada, do you have a bot for that? Is that a thing? Is that a thing? The tree of evil. And bears. Welcome aboard, Tex. Evil fruit. All the way around. Now, Miss Zombie, with no message. Miss Zombie, for 25 months in a row, Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up for my girl, Ms. Zombie. Ms. Zombie, how you doing, babe? Saw a thumb of your Instagram stuff. Looking good? You're looking pretty good? You're looking pretty good? Boop! Shit! Oh, that sucks. I am... What's up, dude? After 25 months, I don't know what to say anymore. Just stop. Just stop. Just stop caring. Just stop giving a shit, dude. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Jim? We need more LaCroix, boys. Snoop. Snoop. Snoop. Okay, let it bounce. Snoop. Drink more gin, damn it. I'm trying, Wow! Enabler! Okay, well this isn't working. La bomba! No! No! Somebody stay. No! Is that the only jackpot I need left? How the hell do I shoot that? Alright, we're going to shoot around the orbit. this. And nail it. Oh, you fart. No! Man, I should suck at this. What the fuck? I'll suck at this game. I'll just start putting butts in my messages. Yes, please. Like Jack needs more motivation to drink, guys. You're doing great. It's a tough game. This is a pretty tough game. That mode music reminded me of the Donkey Kong. Oh, speaking of Donkey Kong... What do you guys think about that Billy Mippet stuff? The fact that he might have been using an emulator to set his records and stuff? To be honest, I don't know much about it. Snoop. Snoop. Oh, I'm good. I think it's hilarious he got caught cheating. He did cheat? Oh, man. That's a bummer. That's a bummer. It's not even a cheat cheat. You know what I'm saying? it's not like he used a bot to speed run the thing for him he just put up a high score on an emulator instead of the actual hardware I mean if there was footage of him pretending to move the joystick and he had a thing get the score for him that would suck that he suggests Billy Mitchell's 1.5 million point was patched together from multiple emulated play... Oh. Wow. Okay, well... Wow. Feels... Feels Billy Mitchell, man. Check this out. Never mind. He could have used save states and... Oh, he could have used save states. Sure. Check that roll off the tips. Ah! Dude, that is a tough shot for me. Here, hold my beer. So, Internet, I considered something recently that I think would be great. It was great thinking about it until I thought about the actual logistics of people not having a Twitch account. Which, in my mind, doesn't make sense. Why people wouldn't have a fucking Twitch account? But at the local farmer's market, where there's a chart load of hipsters spending way too much money on radishes, right? I want to set up a booth with two pinball machines, a monitor playing some of my greatest hits, Maybe I'll stream from it. And just literally a sign that says, like, support pinball. If you have Amazon Prime, come on over. In like three minutes, I can have you, right, supporting this great Chicago hobby. Where are you located? I'm in Chicago, mister. I think it's a huge... What's in it for them? They're supporting this grassroots, local Chicago movement, right, of organic, vegan, gluten-free experience that everyone needs to have. We should share a booth at Comic Jack. Dude, let's go. All the hipster buzzwords Organic, artisanal, vegan, gluten-free pinball Is it snowing the biggest snowflakes I've ever seen? Oh, it is? These pinball machines are gluten-free? They are Free-range, non-GMO? You know, Stanley knows what's up shot him dude retro yeah I like it dude retro fuck yeah steampunk how do you think about cruelty free free range uh organic non-gmo Open source. Wait, what? Technically not open source. You are boring me. I'm pouring a drink, bitch! Oh, I just spilled some energy drink everywhere. That was a sissy pour. Fine, ding-dong. Well that's going to kill me. I need something to spin this around. No. No, that needs more than one. No, that needs more of the crotch. How about your mouth? Rude. Rude much? Yeah that needs more of the crotch That still pretty bad Dead flips swizzle sticks Yo, let's go, man. Slizzy switch. Oh, that's a shake in. Switch. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. The weed of... So why does the guy in the back glass look like a dildo velociraptor with the things that flap and the spit. He had to call a camera to make a silly face. I love how we're enablers. Yeah, I appreciate it. You took an easy night of me driving home to a... Well, now we're walking. But, you know what? At least I get to have Whitecap on now. Shit. Nope. Yes. No. No. Peak stream. We're enabling Jack to be the best Jack he can be. And the drunkest Jack. I love the faces people make drinking hard stuff. Well, there's a difference between drinking hard stuff and drinking... No one drinks straight gin. That's stupid. You guys want a... Oh, you want a round of shots? Well, what are we thinking? Whiskey? Oh, you... Round of gin shots? Yeah, does that sound fun? You pussies? Oh, you don't want gin shots, you pussies? What is the point of drinking straight gin? Bee feeder, warm. I need a shot of bee feeder. But I need the bottle to have been between the bartender's legs for the past half an hour while he's been working. Martinis with vermouth. Dude, vermouth is the most disgusting thing ever created. If you're going to drink a martini, okay, the only good martinis are dirty martinis. Vodka, zero vermouth, dry, right? You want a dry, dirty martini, extra dirty, extra olive juice with either blue cheese or jalapeno or garlic stuffed olives, right, in the drink. Right. That or I recently found out after drinking with some people that espresso martinis are pretty good, but you look like a frickin' idiot drinking them. You know? You show your mouth vodka in a martini? Get out of here. Dude, gin martini, malort, or vermouth? Oh. You know, I'll take a shot of malort before I take a shot of vermouth. Actually, you just actually turned to my stomach thinking about that. Oh, we're not making it home, boys. I thought we were home, boys. It was my first time ever drinking a hard shake, I should say. I'll just take some MD. Dude, Mad Dog 2020, forever. Orange Jubilee, Mad Dog 2020. I'm going to be like effing 130 years old. and I'll have like a vintage bottle of Mad Dog 2020 Orange Jubilee sitting in like a space wine cabinet that's like floating in another dimension and I'll bust it out when my great-grandkids turn 13 because that's the legal drinking age in the United Earth region of this quadrant. Right? Grandpa, what's this? And I'll be like, Shut the fuck up and drink it, you little pussy. I'm calling people pussy now. It's pretty bad. Vintage Mad Dog 2020. Such a pussy. Yep. Dear God, the Mad Dog would be all separated. Yep. It would be probably turpentine at that point. Are you serious? Mad Dog is very cheap. Dude, Mad Dog is effing delicious. Bad mouth it, I will ban you. That is a legit ban. Not kidding. Yo. Watch your mouth flying. You watch your fucking mouth, I swear to God. I swear to God. Mad Dog 2020 is delicious. Mother... Mother Father. I heard some ducks Hovered over the band hammer Thanks, dude Down with that sort of thing Laziest Okay, here's the thing I need everyone to go to their local liquor store Alright? Okay Okay. Let's start this over. Let's start this over. Alright? Take $5. Alright? Then take another $5. So you have two $5 bills. Use one of those $5 bills to donate or subscribe to my channel. Use the other five to go buy a Mad Dog 2020 Orange Jubilee. Not Bling Bling. Not anything else. Orange Jubilee. Okay? Come back to the stream. Donate the money. Crack open the Mad Dog. Pound it. Pound it. You can sip it. That's fine. You can take little baby drinks, you know. Call your mom in so she can tell you how good of a sipper you are. Finish the bottle. You're going to feel amazing. It's going to taste pretty okay. All right? You're going to have the best night of your life. I ain't getting jack shit for $5 at the local liquor store. Chaos. Again, Mad Dog 2020. That's a big square. I've never tried orange yet, so I'll try it. In fact, tomorrow's probably the best time to do this. We might have to get some Mad Dog tomorrow. I tattooed a Mad Dog bottle on my buddy's leg. My bike gang, the Danger Cats, drink them under a bridge, we get rowdy. Right here, buddy. There would be a heart right here if I had one. I like it. Mad Dog stands for Morgan David. It stands for Mad Dog. Also, if you want to really party... Oh, jackpot! 2020 actions. with the $5.99. 2020, bitches. EVX, thank you for that amazing donation. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts and chat from my boy, EVX? How the hell are you, buddy? I love you, man. I need someone to remind me to buy Mad Dog tomorrow. Where do I even get Mad Dog anymore? A little extra for ROM. Yeah, freaking ROM. Thanks. Thanks for nothing. Dude's missing his middle finger. How can he be the mayor of anything? Two loops to Chinatown. Mad Dog is a wine? Yeah, dude. Irish Rose? My first experience with Irish Rose was my boss at this animation studio that I was creative director at took me out to a Dick's Last Resort. Right? And I don't know if they do this for everybody. In fact, I think I heard notes that this was a special occasion. But they found a thing of Wild Bauer's Roots, brought it to me, took the cap off, jammed the top full of stick matches, lit it on fire. Okay? I blew it out. There was smoke inside the wild Irish roast, and they forced me to chug it. Imperial Girl with the $4.99 sub, welcome back, darling. How the hell are you? I love you, girl. Thank you so much for the support. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers and butts up for Imperial Girl, please? I also need a caster command for Imperial Girl, and if you don't freaking follow her channel, I'm banning every single one of you. Okay? Click her name right there in chat. Hit follow. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Teeter salad. What the hell is that? Good, good. How are you? I am great. Are you going to East? Oh, I'll be there. Yeah, dude. Dick's Last Resort. Let's just say I had a terrible night that night. I had a terribly great night, but an incredibly terrible next day. Pounding a wild Irish rose. Oh, my feelings were hungover. Can I control the effing ball here? Jesus Christ, game. What are you doing? I got an idea. That actually let me move the game. When the hangover is hungover, good times, dude. It's too bad. Too good. It's too bad. My feelings were hungover. I'm stealing that. It will hurt your soul. It's too much. It's honestly way too much. But Mad Dog is where it's at. But my favorite Mad Dog story was I bought the tall Mad Dogs. They're like the bigger ones. because they were glass. I got two of those, the Orange Jubilee. And I'm hanging out on this back porch sort of alley area with my bros, my party bros. And we had duct taped. It's like Edward Forty Hands, right? But this was like to the degree where I'm probably going to the hospital. We duct taped these to my hands. Fingers down, like thumbs down, like I'm not getting away with anything. And I'm sipping this thing. and my buddy Nate, his dad shows up. He's like this Native American guy. He shows up. He's like, danger. And I'm like, yo, what's up, dude? Good to see you. And he's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, aha, we're just playing this game. I'm drinking this and I'm sipping it. And he leans over. Oh, this is like the word of the night and it's terrible. Leans over and he goes, you're sipping that? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, finish it, pussy. And I was like, what? it? And I'm like, I look over at my buddy Nate. I'm like, dude, your dad, your dad just called me a pussy. He's like the nicest guy in the world. What the frick's happening? And I chugged it. And like, I was about to just black out and he unscrewed the top off the other one. He's like, well, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, I made sure I, I skipped that one. it was too much. That was a night where, okay, that was, sorry for story time here, that was, it was Thanksgiving, and the end of the night was myself and my buddy Nate, my buddy Nate's roommate at the time, Brooke, awesome chick, known her for a very long time now to, but at the time I didn't know her very well. And this girl, Emily, who Nate ended up dating, we spent Thanksgiving together. I was just gone. Okay. The night went like this. Here's what I remember of it. We're upstairs because it was like this coach house building where they had the whole building. I was upstairs and Nate and I are completely naked, but we're wearing fingerless gloves so we could say that we had something on, right? So we're completely naked. Emily and Brooke are sitting on the couch. We're just listening to the hottest jams. Nate and I are butt naked, like dancing. And Goodbye Horses comes on. You know, we tuck our junk. We're doing our dance, you know, having a good time. And then I, of course, had drank too much, so I ran to the balcony, and I vomited over the balcony, and I was later told that, I think it was Emily, she's like, I've never seen a fully naked person puke before, and I saw muscles move in your body that I didn't know could move. It looked like weird aliens crawling under your skin. And then after vomiting, went back to dancing, then Brooke would like tell that cute tall dude to come downstairs and hang out and snuggle. But I was like too, I was too gone. You know. It was a fun Thanksgiving. It was a fun Thanksgiving. I think we had sushi. I think we had sushi. Living your best life right there. One, two, three, four. Go get up the reef! Anyway, that's my two tall boy mad dog story. It was a lot of mad dog that night. Some might say dangerous levels. And that's why we donate skips. the best drug stories always involve nudity because that's just like that's where the fun is man yes my wife even before like we like long before we started dating and stuff my my M.O. was to go to a party get way too drunk and take my clothes off. Everywhere I went. At least the shirt. At the very least, my shirt came off. And it didn't take much. I mean, honestly, I would show up and my shirt would be off already. Once I saw a dude in the alley outside my window pissing and puking at the same time. Nice. That is impressive, man. Oh, three extra ball. Let's go. No. That didn't work. No, that didn't work. What the freaks? Takes a special kind of coordination. Is he dressed as Papyrus? Yes. Life goals. Joe Nutter, what's up? How come drunk dudes always end up naked on a balcony? Dude, parties, man. He missed his dinger. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, I forgot that. That was gross. Can we nail it? And he does! And he does! Ten million! Wait. That didn't give me my... Is DLR still under HOB? Uh, what? Dr. Loose's rectum is under the House of Blues. Yes. My head hurts now having hangover flashbacks. It's the monster you keep having. That's probably true. What the fuck? What the fuck? I just got... I just got cuckled. Nope. Nope. Dude, Dick's Last Resort. Oh, yeah, it's still under. Absolutely. How did I nail that the first time I tried it, and now I can't do it at all? Damn it, I almost had it. Dead 60 FPS. What's up, Amos? It's good to see you, buddy. Internet. Don't have... Oh, you know what would be terrible? It's like, you know how you have acid flashbacks and stuff? What if you had hangover flashbacks? Or you'd just be sitting there and all of a sudden you'd just be like, Yo, weed. The weed of crime, baby. What's my motherfucking name? Danger. Acid flashbacks are the wort. Sitting here and then. You know what, Tim Curry? You motherfather. I'm having one now. That's what happens when I smell Cuervo. What's a heart in dude, man? There's a switch problem. That is having a switch problem. You know what? While we're still co-experience, I should write down what the problems are with this game. So what are the problems? The Battlefield VUK probs. Left ramp, right habit trail. It is flaky. And something about a ball getting stuck somewhere. How many pinball machines have Tim Curry on them? Ooh, you got Congo, Legend. Oh, dude, Legend would have been such a good pinball machine. Tim Curry is Satan, or the devil, I should say. Yeah, we're going to... You know what, Amosus? You shut the... I'm gonna put the fucking... Calm down, dude. Okay. Okay? Amos, let's try subscribing to this channel. Did the ball just come out from the center drain? Uh, maybe? I'm trying to bring you some high-octane gameplay here. Shut up. You know what game I want in here? I want a 24 and a CSI. And an exile. I want, like, the weird, those weird games. That's saved, though. There's the up kicker. Okay, let's help it. There you go. Charge the coils a little bit. You love 24th? Did you adjust the outling post? No, they're up. They're actually set to hard mode. Because, you know, dead flip. What's my mother flipping name? Dead flip. Oh my god. What's my mother flipping name? Yeah, you see that flaky switch didn't register at all. Someone's coming, lol. Oh, no. Keep hitting these guns. Monopoly's your go-to feel-good game? Nice. Frankfurt. I'm on my way. That works. You can stop. You have the bank railroad and wet. I don't even know your thing. Here come the guards. Snoop. We talking. Oh, my God. No, red keg. We are not talking chisel bits. Yeah, that switch has given up. It looks like. We might actually go in there. It worked that time. Maybe it needs to be bent a little bit. Yeah, I know why you start Monopoly at 1,500 points. That's the money you start off with when you play the game. The actual game. What's the flipping name? Rip Hairstream. Yo, TVU. What's up, buddy? So, you know the T2 we have? We brought it back to life, like we said we would. And much like S.T.A.R.S. after the shop job, and we got to keep it for a little bit, its owner now wants it back and he's going to be replacing it again this time with a Doctor Who that we have to bring back to life. So I feel like the machines that we're repairing are getting harder and harder because a Doctor Who is going to suck at deals. Is that an Opel or an Edison for the spank them? So, let's see. This is a DC Comics character. Not a big DC guy. Too many impossible god-like characters. Rubber is my favorite. Oh my god, what do I win? Damn. A hand-me-down pair of Super Bands? I mean, I can give you some. I got a lot of them. Actually, I have a lot of new Titans. I should probably contact Titan. and tell them I've been using their stuff, because I haven't hollered at them in a while. Yo, we excited to see Black Panther? Dude, I'm stoked. I'm stoked to see... Oh, did you see the trailer for the new Avengers movie? You are boring me. How much money does that movie cost them to make? On top of licensing, You got all the actors. Oh my god. And then you got to shoot the movie and the special effects. Oh my god. Dude, the solo trailer? Here's my problem with the solo trailer. It looks freaking amazing. I don't know if I like the dude they chose to play Han Solo. Yeah, I think Titans play nicer. When I saw Lange, I screamed. It looks great. I'm not super sold on the Han Solo character, but I think it'll be good. When the freaking Millennium Falcon does that slip and smacks that fighter into the asteroid. Oh! Oh! I liked Rogue One, Tater Salad. I thought it was pretty good. The CGI dude didn't bother me. Extra ball! Okay, never mind. Han is the worst part of the trailer, agreed, but I'm willing to give him pins. Exactly. Yeah, the Han wasn't speaking to me. Han. Han, Ian, hold on. Extra ball. Extra ball. Extra ball. Dude, the Falcon's so clean. Absolutely. Han also didn't speak in the trailer. Yeah, he did. He sounded like a ding-dong. Wait, what am I in? Am I in a... What? Excuse me? Hello? Give me... Hello? Give me the fucking ball, you idiot. No! We got it. Vengeance is ours, Internet. Vengeance is ours, Internet. Please. Dude, the lane switching on this? I bet so many people bitched about this. It's like the Star Wars, like, bonus movie. But so many people had to beat this shit. Wow. That almost... Come on, dude. We just freaking... It's just shit points on the playfield, man. Vengeance is huge. Was Pinside around? Then there was Beef. Pinside. Lol. Let me go rewatch. Why can't young Chewbacca be an Ewok? Aw, that would have been adorable. Yeah, what if we found out that Wookiees are actually just matured Ewoks? The liberties you take. They would have had every freaking Star Trek nerd war. I even consciously thought in my head, I was like, don't say Star Trek. And that's when I said it. So that's why I said it, I think. Oh, that flasher got me. I would love to get that super. I would also love to double that super. You farting turd. Right there. Oh, that's it. Is there still time? Damn it. Game. Why are there so many British accents in space? Because it sounds smart. Hi, everybody. My name's Hans Solo. I'm going to be your pilot today. Chewie, let's go. Nailed it. Nailed it. I would pay for that movie. Okay, fair enough. Shit! The Furbis! Please redub the whole trilogy. Okay, here we go. We need... Okay. This is not the shot to make. We need this ramp. Oh my god, it didn't work. We'll take the lock. We'll take the lock. We'll take another lock, yes. Locks are hard to come by. Or, hear me out. We do what's called a drain pass. Where you drain on purpose to put the ball back in the shooter lane with the ball safe. The devil's score. I feel that drain pass though. The Falcon made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. But isn't the parsec good enough? Okay, we got that. We got multiball ready again. Alright, let's keep it alive this time. I'm getting the Super Jackpot. I swear to God. We're making this shit happen. One, two, three. Three. How many jackpots do you need for it? Shit. Pay attention. No, please. We can do this. That's not it. There you go. You just had the dream there, didn't you? You freaking idiot. All I want was a super jackpot. And they wouldn't give it to me. And that would have been it. More like parsec my D. Wow, dude. Feels good, man. So that was a jackpot I didn't get. That's exciting. That was a multiball I didn't play properly. All right, we're going to go for start mode. I can't believe we hit that. All right. Whoa, the Tim Curriometer. All right, let's get through this. We need 30 hits. Shit. The shadow knows nothing. What is Tim Curry's role in this movie? The ball's stuck behind a... No, give me the... You suck! Dude, we're doing... We're doing frickin' work over here. The old brain pad. I meant to flip, and my hand missed. But had I flipped, it probably would have screwed me up. Okay. That was a cool... I don't want vengeance. Bean bonus? Snicket! Okay, here we go. Here we go. How many more hits? 16? We got this. No, don't fall out, you ding-dong. Come on. Oh, damn. Our score is nuts. Bonus! We got to beat 1.2? I mean... I mean, I think we got GC on this thing if we could put up a decent score here on ball three. Get it, Dad! Oh, yeah. Give me the money. Don't F me, dude. I really want this backhand to work. It didn't. It didn't. Vengeance mode. Inner sanctum. Okay, that ball's coming back. Technically, the ball should come back. Tilting right now would be devastating. I think we confused the game by draining both of those balls. It doesn't know that we're missing a ball. It does know. Oh, we missed it. Did we get it? I think we missed it. Are you kidding me? We missed it by like 15 million points. Red keg, this is for you, buddy. I'm pissed. What did we miss it by? It's got to be something like super garbage. Internet, why all of a sudden does a bunch of people... Yo, Red Keg with the 500 booties, thank you so much. Can I get some hearts and chat for Red? Why do a bunch of people all of a sudden want to be my friend on LinkedIn? On LinkedIn, Internet. My initials are T-O. I missed it by 50 million. I threw that away. I threw that away. Well, you know what, ladies and gentlemen, we're probably going to kill it here so that I can get the new laptop all set up to stream the sexiness tomorrow. I don't know what we're going to stream. Maybe we'll stream Shadow again tomorrow, but with more cameras. You know, get a hot camera on the battlefield here. Get a hot camera from the crotch view out. You know? Because we can do that. Because the old laptop can't do that. It's a little fried. The new laptop, the beautiful, luxurious republic of gaming, super thin, mega powerful. Look at this. It's the size of my D, dude. Let's go. All right, guys. Have a wonderful night. Thank you to all the subs, the resubs, the donations, the bits, the follows, everyone for being here. I can't thank you enough. Honestly, you're gorgeous, and I love each and every one of you. And I can't wait to see you tomorrow. You know, this has been a great Monday, and I'm glad that everything worked. We tried to stream with 1080p coming out of the cameras. It was a little too much for this computer to handle. I'm hoping that that one can handle it, you know. but, you know, sex. This thing is sexy. That's Stren. All right, guys. Be good. Be good to each other. You're gorgeous. I love you. Have fun buying some Mad Dog, okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Go get some motherfucking Mad Dog. Stick it in your Mad Dog. We're putting this shit on YouTube, boys.