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Kaneda advocates Jaws as Stern's potential flagship game but warns Stern must deliver assets and magic or risk losing collectors at current $10k-$13k price points.
Jaws poll showed only 22% said 'Take My Money Now', 65% said 'No', 13% said 'Yes because Stern'
high confidence · Kaneda, citing his own community poll with ~200 respondents
Keith Elwin is the only designer at Stern currently able to get 'actual stuff' (magical mechanics) into his games
medium confidence · Kaneda's opinion based on observation of recent Stern releases
Jaws should be revealed in February and released before summer to avoid wait times
medium confidence · Kaneda's prediction/expectation
Jaws will outsell Godzilla and be the only pin Stern really needs to release next year
low confidence · Kaneda's prediction
Sonic license was taken from American Pinball; likely stolen by Stern rather than going to other manufacturers
low confidence · Kaneda speculating, admits uncertainty and distrust of David Fix's denials
American Pinball has not made a successful game in 6-7 years; recommends company rebrand with new personnel
medium confidence · Kaneda's editorial opinion from Saturday show
Secondary market for premium pinballs will soften; only handful of games will sustain $15k+ values
medium confidence · Kaneda's market analysis and prediction
Galactic Tank Force did not sell 500 units and has dead hype
low confidence · Kaneda's observation, unverified claim
Medieval Madness Royal Edition price may drop due to rumors of new nicer version coming from CGC
medium confidence · Kaneda citing rumor about future Medieval Madness production
Stern increased LE prices to $13k and produces 1000 units per LE, diluting collectibility vs. historical scarcity
high confidence · Kaneda analyzing current Stern product strategy
“If you're going to spend this much money on a modern pinball machine...I think Jaws is going to be the game...I think Jaws is a home run theme for pinball.”
Kaneda @ ~15:00 mark — Core thesis of the episode; main argument for Jaws as a masterpiece candidate
“If those barrels don't end up becoming the bumpers in this game, we might as well just cancel all of pinball. We might as well just say pinball has no imagination, has no creativity.”
Kaneda @ ~10:00 mark — Highlights mechanical design expectations for Jaws; sets high bar for authenticity
“At these prices I'm not gonna go in on a game unless it checks all of the boxes...they need to flex their muscle in Hollywood and go get the assets for this game.”
Kaneda @ ~25:00 mark — Articulates collector concern: premium pricing demands premium assets (film clips, voice)
“The days of dabbling in pinball are over. These games need to be masterpieces or I'm keeping my money in my wallet.”
Kaneda @ ~30:00 mark — Reflects broader market sentiment shift toward selective buying at high price points
“I'm seeing more and more games go up for sale. I'm seeing people put their Foo Fighters up for sale quickly now...they spent so much money on the game.”
Kaneda @ ~32:00 mark — Early signal of secondary market saturation and buyer's remorse on recent Stern releases
“Keith Elwin makes a game that you want to play, not a game that you just want to stare at.”
Kaneda @ ~55:00 mark — Distinguishes Keith Elwin's design philosophy; explains Godzilla's staying power vs. theme-only games
“Now someone buys a Stranger Things LE and they wanna sell it to you for ten thousand dollars more...the joy of buying pinball machines secondhand is gone.”
Kaneda @ ~70:00 mark — Expresses market fatigue and loss of hobbyist camaraderie; secondary market greed observation
“Every single thing they come out with is just mediocre...Galactic Tank Force is not. The game is just another mediocre game.”
product_strategy: Kaneda argues that Stern's price increases to $10k-$13k require commensurate quality (assets, mechanics, art direction) or buyers will wait for dream themes rather than impulse-buy; expresses skepticism that Stern will deliver
high · At these prices I'm not gonna go in on a game unless it checks all of the boxes...The days of dabbling in pinball are over.
design_philosophy: Kaneda advocates for period-piece aesthetic in Jaws (1970s Marina feel, iconic poster, weathered look) rather than cartoony modern Stern style; wants visceral connection to source material
high · Michael Bernard is going to do the artwork...I really think they should try to go in a little bit of a different art direction...Stern doesn't do a good job at this.
design_innovation: Kaneda sets high expectations for Jaws mechanics: motorized shark fin popping from playfield, barrel-themed bumpers, shark mouth mechanism, lower playfield (underwater section), shaker motor integration with iconic music
high · If those barrels don't end up becoming the bumpers in this game, we might as well just cancel all of pinball...Do we not going to have a lower playfield where the shark appears?
licensing_signal: Kaneda emphasizes critical importance of securing original 1975 Jaws film assets (footage, Richard Dreyfuss voice work) vs. new animation; predicts game will fail without them; cites Jurassic Park as cautionary tale of asset-light design
high · I don't think this game is going to really work unless we have callouts from the original...they need to flex their muscle in Hollywood and go get the assets for this game.
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Kaneda @ ~45:00 mark — Harsh critique of American Pinball's recent output; questions company viability
“I think what we're going to see in this pinball market coming up real soon is a real softening of the secondhand market.”
Kaneda @ ~65:00 mark — Prediction of market correction after years of inflation; only elite games will hold value
“My excitement level on this game is like an 8 out of 10...if it is Jaws being made by Keith Elwin.”
Kaneda @ ~38:00 mark — Conditional enthusiasm; Elwin's involvement is critical to confidence level
sentiment_shift: Kaneda signals major community sentiment shift away from trading/flipping pinballs due to inflated secondary prices, loss of deals, and greed-driven listing prices; joy has left the hobby
high · The joy of buying pinball machines secondhand is gone...Now someone buys a Stranger Things LE and they wanna sell it to you for ten thousand dollars more.
market_signal: Kaneda predicts softening of secondary market for most games above $15k; only elite titles (Pirates, Godzilla, Medieval Madness, Tron, Ghostbusters, James Bond) sustaining inflated prices; expects significant price drops
medium · I think what we're going to see in this pinball market coming up real soon is a real softening of the secondhand market. I think only a handful of games are ever going to be worth more than $15,000.
competitive_signal: Kaneda argues Keith Elwin is the only Stern designer currently able to deliver 'magical mechs' and innovative gameplay; implies other Stern designers are constrained by cost-cutting or lack innovation
medium · Keith Elwin seems to be the only one over there that can get actual stuff into his games...and that is why if it is Jaws being made by Keith Elwin, my excitement level on this game is like an 8 out of 10.
product_concern: Kaneda voices concern that Stern has been 'greedy' and 'cutting corners' on mechanical innovations in recent releases; notes premium pricing without corresponding mechanical/artistic innovation
high · I'm also very nervous because it's Stern and Stern has been greedy lately and Stern has been cutting corners on putting magical mechs into games.
business_signal: Kaneda strongly criticizes American Pinball's recent track record (6-7 years of mediocre games), explicitly recommends company rebrand with new personnel, and questions long-term viability given underperformance of recent titles
medium · Every single thing they come out with is just mediocre...I recommend it that they change the name of the company and start over with new personnel, new talent and a new direction.
rumor_hype: Kaneda speculates Sonic license was taken from American Pinball by Stern; expresses skepticism of David Fix's denial; suggests Sonic could become John Borg game but notes high uncertainty
low · Somebody stole the license from American Pinball...I think it was Stern...But then I think David Fix said it wasn't Stern, but I don't believe anything David Fix says.
product_launch: Kaneda predicts Jaws will be revealed in February with summer release target to enable fulfillment of LE/Premium variants through season without post-summer delays
medium · I expect to see this game revealed in February. I think they want to have this game on arcade the line before summer because I think they want to just fulfill orders all summer long.
collector_signal: Kaneda observes that Stern's shift to 1000-unit LEs at $13k has diluted collectibility perception vs. historical scarcity (e.g., Batman 66 LE 240 units); questions whether 1000 LEs justify $5k premium over older rare variants
high · With a thousand LEs at 13,000 are you going to tell me that $5,000 more gets you a game where there's only 240 in the world?
machine_intel: Kaneda reports unconfirmed rumor that Chicago Gaming Company is planning a new/enhanced Medieval Madness remake, advising caution on purchasing current Royal Edition given potential future superior version
low · There is a rumor that they are making more Medieval Madnesses sometime in the future...I think We Are Pinball going to see more Royal Edition owners try to cash out as that rumor is indicating...