Pokémon Pinball is Finally Here and It's Not What I Expected

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Analysis

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TL;DR

Retro Ralph previews Pokémon Pinball at Stern launch event, calling it accessible yet deep with strong location and collector potential.

Summary

Retro Ralph attends Stern Pinball's Pokémon Pinball launch media event in Chicago, providing hands-on impressions of the Pro, Premium, and Limited Edition machines. He highlights the game's approachable design balanced with depth for enthusiasts, praises the wide shots and flow mechanics, and notes the inclusion of 180 Pokémon in the Insider Connected app. Ralph concludes the game is accessible, fun, and well-positioned for location play and home collectors alike, despite being surprised by its appeal given his lack of Pokémon nostalgia.

Key Claims

Pokémon is a $288 billion license overall revenue
high confidence · Seth Davis presentation at Stern Pinball media day, cited by Retro Ralph
Pokémon Pinball has 180 Pokémon available in Insider Connected app on day one
high confidence · Retro Ralph's hands-on observation during gameplay
Limited Edition is 750 units
high confidence · Retro Ralph describing LE specifications at media day
The game feels more like a George Gomez design than Jack Danger based on feel
high confidence · Retro Ralph's direct impression after playing multiple games
Pro model includes all playfield sculpts except Pikachu is not animatronic and lacks magnet under Meowth
high confidence · Retro Ralph detailed breakdown of Pro vs Premium vs LE differences
Shots are wider and flow is good for new players compared to recent Stern releases like Star Wars
high confidence · Retro Ralph's personal gameplay assessment
The game balances approachability for casual players with depth for enthusiasts
high confidence · Retro Ralph's repeated observation across multiple play sessions
Stern is moving away from foiled artwork on backglass
medium confidence · Retro Ralph's observation: 'I don't know if Stern's gone completely away from the foiled artwork. You're not getting foiled artwork at all.'

Notable Quotes

“I told you so many times it's not Transformers. What do you mean? It's Pokemon.”
Unidentified companion (possibly content crew member)@ 0:25 — Humorous cold open about months of anticipation and prior speculation about game identity
“The more I think about it and the more I play it, Pokemon Pinball really starts to show its personality. To me, it feels a little more like a George Gomez game than a Jack Danger one.”
Retro Ralph@ 3:32 — Direct design philosophy comparison between co-designers
“Very approachable design, and I know a lot of people said that about Star Wars. This is very, very approachable. It's fun to play, man.”
Retro Ralph@ 4:27 — Explicit contrast with Star Wars reception, indicates different design approach
“As much as I'm saying it's approachable, there's things in here to make it a little bit more difficult for the seasoned player.”
Retro Ralph@ 4:56 — Emphasizes balance between casual and expert player experience
“I don't think you're making as many concessions as they did in prior years with Pros. The Pro is very well equipped.”
Retro Ralph@ 9:29 — Suggests strategic shift in Pro tier specifications and value positioning
“For a company that's taken some heat lately, it genuinely puts a smile on my face to see them get a W.”
Retro Ralph@ 13:26 — Acknowledges prior Stern criticism but frames Pokémon as redemptive moment

Entities

Retro Ralphperson George Gomezperson Jack Dangerperson Seth DavispersonPokémon PinballgameStern PinballcompanyStar Wars (pinball game)gameInsider Connectedproduct

Signals

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product_launch: Official Stern Pinball media day event for Pokémon Pinball launch in Chicago region with multiple creators present
high · Retro Ralph attended official Stern facility media event, played multiple games, received presentation from George Gomez, Jack Danger, and Seth Davis
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design_philosophy: Intentional design strategy balancing casual player approachability with depth for enthusiasts; wide shots, clear callouts, and easy multiballs for newcomers while maintaining complexity
high · Retro Ralph emphasized this multiple times: 'very approachable...but there's things here to make it more difficult for seasoned player'; wide shots and flow compared to Star Wars
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product_strategy: Shift in Pro tier specification strategy - fewer concessions with full playfield sculpts (except animations), suggesting improved entry-level value proposition
high · Retro Ralph: 'I don't think you're making as many concessions as they did in prior years with Pros. The Pro is very well equipped.'
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sentiment_shift: Positive sentiment toward Stern recovery after prior criticism; framed as redemptive moment
high · Retro Ralph: 'For a company that's taken some heat lately, it genuinely puts a smile on my face to see them get a W'
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licensing_signal: Pokémon license valued at $288 billion overall revenue, positioned as extremely large IP for pinball industry
high · Seth Davis presentation cited by Retro Ralph: '$288 billion license. So, that's huge. That's like overall revenue from Pokémon'

Transcript

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0:07

Well, it looks like the rumors were true. It took months for Stern to announce this, but now I get to finally see Transformers Moore than meets the Y Transformers Moore than meets the Y robots in disguise. I'm so pumped right now. Let's go. Oh, hey. Hey, dude. No, no, no, no. I I Oh, hey. Hey, dude. No, no, no, no. I I told you so many times it's not Transformers. What do you mean? It's Pokemon. Come on. He looks ridiculous. He looks ridiculous. Are you serious? Are you serious? I told you this so many times.

0:40

Bro, even I knew it was Pokemon. I made my way over to Stern Pinball in a I made my way over to Stern Pinball in a not so far away land, the Chicago region, for the Pokemon Pinball launch event. This is a game that's been rumored, debated, and anticipated for what feels like forever. And now it was finally time to see it up close. I know most of you watching this can't be there in person, so I'm bringing you with me. And we've got a packed day ahead of us, so we better get started. It's so torquy. so torquy. See, with the glove, it's not bad. It looks cool, right? It looks cool, right? Yeah. Yeah. You look great. Yeah. Yeah. You look great. Here they are, the official renders. As Here they are, the official renders. As expected, Stern is releasing Pokémon Pinball in three models: the Pro, the Premium, and the Limited Edition. At their core, the DNA is consistent across all three. Same foundation, same philosophy, but as you move up the line, things start to level up. The Ellie, in particular, brings a little more punch, a little more presence, and a few extras for those of you that want the full collector experience.

1:45

Now that we got the context out of the way, it's time to really understand these new machines. When we arrived at Stern, they welcomed us with open arms. There's always a certain energy in the building on launch day and it's always usually really positive, but there was something different about today. There was more energy and more excitement and that just got us even more pumped up. Once everyone got settled in, there was no easing into it. We went straight into the games, the vision behind them, the decisions that shaped them, and what they were hoping players would experience the first time they plunged the ball. My man, you dressing real hard. I don't My man, you dressing real hard. I don't like it. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. So, what's the experience Okay. Okay. So, what's the experience like being here at Media Day? The first thing we do is we go into a conference room. This is called the Cheetah conference room here at Stern Pinball. And what they did is Seth did a full presentation to talk about Pokémon as a license, how giant it is. It's $288 billion license. So, that's huge. That's like overall revenue from Pokémon. So, he went through all of that. George gave a breakdown. Jack was also in here because he co-designed the game with George. So, it's just to kind of lay the baseline even though we're all just sitting here and sometimes it kind of sounds like ww w because we all want to play the game. But, it was nice to get that breakdown before we got to play it. After the presentation wrapped up, they let us into the media room. And that's when it got real. The doors open, the games were lit up, and there it was. Pokemon Pinball in the flesh. There's a lot to take in to make sense to what we anticipate is to make sense to what we anticipate is going to be a much larger audience than just pinball fanatics. Um, this game had to be approachable. So, something that is like, you know, the the big fun recognizable toys. Obviously, we got a giant Pikachu, giant Meow, giant Pokeball. Very recognizable from across the room. These shots are very All right, enough already. Let's play All right, enough already. Let's play this thing. The more I think about it and the more I play it, Pokemon Pinball really starts to show its personality. To me, it feels a little more like a George Gomez game than a Jack Danger one. And that's not a knock on anyone. I've got a ton of respect for both of them. But if you ask me purely on feel, I'd lean Gomez. Whatever the ratio is, it doesn't matter. What matters is this thing is fun. It shoots fast, and every time I stepped up to it, I was having a great time. Oh, that's not good. Damn. All right, we're here for media day. Everyone is very excited because this is the Pokemon launch. We've got the Pro Premium and Limited Edition in the main arcade room, and we're going to show you more about that in a minute. But right now, we're spending some time with the premium. You'll notice there's some animated things that don't exist on the Pro, like Pikachu is animated, Meowth is animated, there's some animation going on with the Pokeball. But overall, if I had to give you like my two second assessment, I've probably played a good five games on it. Very approachable design, and I know a lot of people said that about Star Wars. This is very, very approachable. It's fun to play, man. I I I can't really say that it's not. The shots are a lot wider. You'll get a good flow going. So, I think this game is going to be interesting because if it's a new player playing, you're going to come on this and you're going to feel like you're you're in the groove, even if you're not really someone that plays much pinball, which I think was smart for them to do because it's Pokémon, such a big license. So, on location, I think this thing is going to absolutely kill. As much as I'm saying it's approachable, there's things in here to make it a little bit more difficult for the seasoned player. So, I think for once, I think Stern kind of made a game, at least in their last couple releases that's simple for someone to pick up and play, but it's going to be more difficult for someone to really deep dive the code. It's a It's a lot of fun, dude. It It'll It's a It's a lot of fun, dude. It It'll definitely be easier on it. That's for sure. And like they were saying, like when we're trying to work on these, when we're trying to work on these, she's like, "You're you're not getting this like, "You're you're not getting this one, right?" And I said no. I said no. See, you hadn't been here yet. See, you hadn't been here yet. I know. It is pretty fun. I know. It is pretty fun. So, what else can you do during media So, what else can you do during media day? Well, obviously we're here to check out Pokémon, but in between things, there's some downtime. You have the private room that we were just in, but here you can enjoy a lot of the back catalog of Stern games here in the lobby. So, people will kind of take breaks from the big room because there's a lot of people and just kind of have some fun out here just to break things up. In between all the hype surrounding the games, Stern made sure none of us were running on empty. The food came out, conversations were buzzing, and the room was still riding that launch day high. But even with full stomachs, the party wasn't slowing down. Then out of nowhere, we got a surprise visitor.

6:47

Okay, so now I'm going to tell you about the Pro Premium and the limited edition. edition, but we're going to start with the limited edition. So, that's the one where you're getting absolutely everything. So, let's talk about what you get on the playfield. You're going to get the Pikachu, that's an animatronic. You're going to get the Pokeball, which is also animatronic. And then you're going to get Meowth, which moves up and down. And then there's also a magnet there. So, it it adds a lot of like variability to that play when you're in that sort of like battlefield. So, it can swing the ball different directions, which gives you a little bit of chaos, which some people think is really fun. The other things you're going to get is there's like this little sneak in on the left hand side and then also the ramp on the left goes up and down and there's a physical ball lock there. So you're also going to get like aesthetic things. You're going to get all of the lighting. So you're going to get speaker lighting. You're going to get cabinet lighting on the inside and on the outside. And then on this LE they added a custom shooter rod which looks really nice. People always complain that maybe the LE doesn't have as much value. So they did add one more thing. What I'd like to see them add in the future. You add a topper to the Ellie and then I think the complaints about pricing would completely go away. But I have a feeling because this is Pokémon and because there's so much hype around it and it's such a big license, they might not have any problem selling these Ellies to begin with and they might be gone with only 750 being offered. So that's pretty much what you get in the Ellie. And of course, you're getting like the better back glass. I don't know if Stern's gone completely away from the foiled artwork. You're not getting foiled artwork at all. But you're getting the powder coated armor, which is this nice purple. So, you're getting basically everything. You go down to the premium, you're going to get all the things I talked about minus the aesthetic things. So, you're not going to get a shaker motor. You're not going to get the powder coated armor. You're not going to get speaker lights. You're not going to get cabinet lights. You're not going to get the custom shooter rod, but the playfield is identical. You're getting basically the same game minus some aesthetic differences and the shooter rod. So, the premium is kind of a nice little sweet spot. Now, the Pro is interesting because normally people complain that they stripped too much out of the Pro. Well, they didn't this time. So, they didn't replace any of those sculpts I talked about with flat plastics. They're all sculpts, except Pikachu doesn't move, so he's not animatronic. The Pokéball doesn't move, but it does light up and do all those things. That ramp on the left side does not go up, so there's no physical ball lock. And then on the Meowth, you're not getting the magnet underneath it. The other thing, too, is you're not getting the toilet bowl. So, that little toilet bowl swirly thing, that's on the premium and the LE, but not on the Pro. You know, you're not going to get a shaker motor either. But what I do like that they've done now with Spike 3 is you can add almost all of the things I talked about. You can add cabinet expression lighting to the Pro or the Premium. You can add a shaker to the Pro or the Premium. That's pretty much been standard this whole time. You're not getting powder coated armor, but you could do that if that's something that you want. So, on this particular Pro model, I don't think you're making as many concessions as they did in prior years with Pros. Now, I don't know if that's going to be a shift in how Stern does things, but I really appreciate it cuz to me, the Pro is very well equipped. I think it's going to do awesome on location, but don't sleep on it. I think you could buy it for your home and be very happy, especially if you're a Pokémon fan.