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Oh hey, WCS? #Pinball #Streaming 10/06/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 46m·analyzed·Oct 8, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip streams WCS with wife Laura, discusses merch and upcoming events.

Summary

Dead Flip (Jack Danger) streams World Cup Soccer pinball with his wife Laura on October 6, 2015. The stream features casual gameplay, banter about upcoming conventions (Expo, TwitchCon), discussion of Dead Flip merchandise (stickers, custom flippers), and tangential conversations about music, streaming culture, and personal anecdotes. Notable mentions include plans to stream Game of Thrones pinball and attendance at Midwest Gaming Classic.

Key Claims

  • Dead Flip is planning to stream the LE or premium version of Game of Thrones pinball, probably in New York

    medium confidence · Jack Danger (Dead Flip host) stating future streaming plans

  • Jack Danger is 6'7" tall and Laura is 5'1" tall

    high confidence · Jack Danger directly stating physical heights during stream

  • Dead Flip is producing custom flippers in two styles: standard and old Bally-style (Harlem Globetrotters fatter flippers)

    high confidence · Jack Danger describing merchandise production plans

  • Dead Flip produced approximately 450 Dead Flip stickers and plans to distribute them at Expo before selling on website

    high confidence · Jack Danger showing stickers on stream and discussing distribution strategy

  • Dead Flip logo incorporates the four stars from the Chicago flag

    high confidence · Jack Danger explaining design inspiration to viewers

  • Jack Danger will definitely attend Midwest Gaming Classic in Wisconsin next year

    high confidence · Jack Danger stating personal attendance commitment

  • A designer of World Cup Soccer started his own pinball company, took about a million dollars from people, and never produced a game

    medium confidence · Jack Danger discussing game designer, characterizing situation as non-malicious but artistic failure at business

Notable Quotes

  • “We're still rocking that WCS, ladies and gentlemen.”

    Jack Danger@ 4:38 — Confirms World Cup Soccer is the primary game being played

  • “I'm going to be putting them for sale on the website, but not before I take them all to Expo and just start handing them out. I'm just going to make them rain on people.”

    Jack Danger@ 11:29 — Describes strategy for Dead Flip sticker distribution at Expo

  • “The dead flip logo, in addition to being flipper, includes the four stars of the flag... The dead flip flipper is also the Chicago flag, ladies and gentlemen. Colors and all.”

    Jack Danger@ 13:13 — Explains intentional Chicago flag design integration into Dead Flip branding

  • “I will definitely be at Midwest Gaming Classic because that is one of my favorite gaming and pinball conventions ever.”

    Jack Danger@ 46:19 — Confirms commitment to annual Wisconsin convention

  • “We're planning something very shortly to stream the LE or premium version of Game of Thrones. Probably going to be in San Francisco... No, New York I think this time.”

    Jack Danger@ 26:14 — References upcoming Game of Thrones pinball streaming event in New York

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLaurapersonDead FliporganizationWorld Cup SoccergameGame of ThronesgameExpoeventMidwest Gaming ClassiceventTwitchConevent

Signals

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    content_signal: Dead Flip maintains active Twitch presence with regular Tuesday streams, subscriber base, and community engagement

    high · Stream shows multiple subscribers thanking Jack Danger, active chat interaction, consistent streaming schedule

  • ?

    community_signal: Dead Flip actively participates in pinball/gaming convention circuit including Expo, TwitchCon, Midwest Gaming Classic

    high · Jack Danger discusses attending multiple conventions, plans to distribute merchandise at Expo, mentions past TwitchCon attendance with other streamers

  • ?

    product_strategy: Dead Flip expanding merchandise offerings beyond stickers to include custom-designed flippers with plans for multiple styles

    high · Jack Danger shows stickers and discusses flipper production in two styles, plans website sales, mentions 450 stickers produced

  • ?

    event_signal: Dead Flip planning to stream Game of Thrones pinball (LE/premium version) as a streaming event in New York

    medium · Jack Danger mentions 'planning something very shortly to stream the LE or premium version of Game of Thrones... New York I think this time'

  • ?

    content_signal: Dead Flip features guest appearances from community members and other streamers on regular streams

    high · Stream includes Laura as guest, discussion of other streamers, chat participation from multiple known users

  • ?

Transcript

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1:30
Thank you. Four viewers resubscribe while I was away. I love you, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know who they are, but if you could, let's put some flippers and butts up for those four people. Thank you very, very much.
2:51
Mike, CP66, with three months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Ladies and gentlemen, Mike needs to see your butts. You can put flippers up too, that's fine. But really, I think we know what we all came here for. Mike, you da man.
3:17
K.E., what's up, dude? That crystal mutton. Jimmy Dempest. I'm going to play Kiss. tomorrow. We're still rocking that WCS, ladies and gentlemen. We have a guest today also. You may remember her from such things as getting married to me and partying a lot in the other room just a moment ago. That's right. It's Laura. What up, Paul? Good to see you, buddy.
5:07
I guess I didn't know it. Where are all the batteries, bro? Thank you. Grab some of the nuptials. Ah, thanks, Paul. I appreciate it, buddy. New icons. Whoa. Me, et cetera. Where did those icons come from dude?
5:57
Flip N Out Pinball
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collector_signal: Community interest in LE/premium pinball variants with streaming events organized around them

medium · Jack Danger planning to stream LE or premium version of Game of Thrones as special event

Those are not mine my friend. Them shoes though. My shoes? My shoes are roach. How the hell is everybody? It's Tuesday guys, come on.
6:24
Let's flip flop. Ain't nobody wearing no flip flops up in here. Guys, as we grow closer and closer to the day of Expo and the CERN party, I just get more and more pumped. It's going to be remarkable. We got to leave that down a little bit because Laura's coming. Okay.
7:18
It's magic, ladies and gentlemen. God? God? Is that you, God? Derek, what's up, buddy? What is going on? Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day two. Realistically, I thought it was Wednesday all day, but I digress. Day two, we're playing World Cup Soccer again today. That's okay. This game's a lot of fun, I promise you. We will probably bring in Kiss for the rest of the week. But today we're playing World Cup Soccer. Suck it. Laura will be joining me shortly. She's in the other room doing God knows what. It's going to be fun. Other than that, let's just get hyped, talk about crap, make fart noises, spam the chat with butts and have a good time.
8:47
Yes. I got my pictures uploaded from Twin Galaxies Festival at the Museum of Pinball. I'm a Roku. That's awesome, dude.
8:56
God, is that... Ah, dude, I'm a Roku. That's the business, man. That's the business. Did I show you guys the display?
9:26
Booyah, partner badge right there baby. That's how I got into all that sexy stuff. Oh guys. Well yeah, you can answer whatever you want. I think it's fine. Baby, what's up buddy? Good to see ya. Jared, it's up there for me too, buddy. This game is a blast.
9:56
From the past. Dexter Hampton, how are you? Oh, dude, Walter, what's up, dude? Walter, I will say I completely spaced on the fact that I signed your ass at that after-after party. and I'm glad you got a photo for me to go back and look at. It's pretty good. ComSky, four months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't want to see any words. Flood the freaking chat with butts and flippers. Thank you very much. ComSky, love you, dude.
10:32
Hashtag partner. Alright, we got some whiskey. We got, uh, oh, the flippers are on their way, the dead flip flippers, the actual physical ones. And, uh, I had about 450, like, uh, dead flip stickers made. The sticker isn't this whole size, it's just extra. It actually cuts off at, like, here and here, but these are pretty dope. They're huge. Look at that. It's like pinball nerds. Pinball. Do it. It took three days before that dinosaur disappeared. Hell yeah. That's how we party out in San Francisco, ladies and gentlemen. It's all spine and booties. How do I buy them?
11:29
I'm going to be putting them for sale on the website, but not before I take them all to Expo and just start handing them out. I'm just going to make them rain on people.
11:43
The flippers will be available once I get the batch in, and I can figure out a nice way for me to sign them and clear coat them.
11:53
Then I'll start putting them up on the website for purchase. and I'm talking to my boy, and he's going to start making some dead flip flippers of like the old valley area of like Harlem Globetrotters, those like fatter flippers. Once we finalize the design on that, then we can have a whole range of dead flip flippers, and I will not be happy until I see them out in the freaking world.
12:21
One left and two right, me, etc. I'm going to put up an order form on the website so that people can choose how many they need. It's going to be rad.
12:37
Yeah, it was awesome for sure. We're coming back next year with Seb. Yeah, nice dude. Awesome. Pretty sure Nina would love to come back also. Hell yeah. Walter, is there a calendar of all these giant streamer events? like PAX and PAX East and PAX South and all that stuff. Because I would like to start to go to more of those. Because I see people go to this stuff all the time, like DreamHack and stuff. And I've got to start bringing pinball machines to these things. Jared, interesting fact that I learned. The city of Chicago has a flag which residents are proud of. The dead flip logo, in addition to being flipper, includes the four stars of the flag. Yeah, dude, Jared, exactly. The dead flip flipper is also the Chicago flag, ladies and gentlemen. Colors and all. The stars are the right stars, the colors are the right colors. It's a very simple and well thought out design. Absolutely. Well, that just won't work at all. Oh, dude, tater so that's awesome, man.
13:46
Dates for PAX are still being worked out for next year from what I've been told. Not that I'm aware. Maybe Zinka or Nina would have an idea.
13:56
PAX South sounds fun. I just need to get pinball a little more out there at some of these gamer events.
14:06
Dude, Toasty, thanks for the host, man. You da biz, man. Just cause, you know, pinball's awesome. You should all be playing it. It's physical.
14:17
And good luck beating me. Anyway. Let's get a test game in without the audio on. We're going to listen to some jams. I think the ball spinning might be a little loud. I'm not sure why there's dance music being played, but we're just going to go with the flow here, kids. Go with the flow. And if it's too weird, we'll turn the music back on. I just need a little break.
14:41
Sorry about that. Oh, is the R working again? You know, if the R is working again, that's because I slammed
14:53
the door really hard. I think the bulb is just loose. Toasty, you the man. Yeah, the R is totally working again. That's incredible. And that target is still working too. I already He makes the announcer.
15:09
He can't seem to get control of the ball. The crowd is waiting in anticipation. That was a great save!
15:24
This team's on fire! Speed. Hold on, we'll do all the calls for you. He can't see, we've got control of the ball!
15:47
Is this your cunning plan to defeat the curse of the gulf? Yeah, no kidding dude. No one wants to hear the gulfs. The gulfs are... It's like soul wrenching trying to deal with those things. They're so annoying. I need to move this a little closer.
16:04
So that I can get all deep in it. You know what I'm saying, girl? You and me, let's party. Yeah. Oh, you like this song? I made it just for you. It's called Take Your Clothes Off, Let's Have a Party by Jack and the Dangerous.
16:23
Girl, take off your pants and let's party tonight. All right. It's just you and me up in the club tonight.
16:35
That's right. And I'm like, girl, you know I want to see you naked, but I can't deal with this crowd around you.
16:48
Improv R&B singing, ladies and gentlemen. Improv R&B singing. I'm listening to 8-Bit Drummer in the background with you today. Oh, nice, dude. Maybe it's because I'm watching you be the stream and not real life, but I like the gulch. Yo, Carl, thanks for the follow. I miss you, buddy.
17:16
What have I done? I feel like the wax did two things on this game. it made the ball fast but it also created like a sort of I don't know like slows the ball down a little bit around the flippers which is really straight I can't seem to find my damn shots
17:40
Walter your late follow makes me very very sad I still love you though buddy thank you Never feel awkward about following.
17:55
Walter wants another signature. Blind, yes. We are listening. I'm not sure why we're listening to this. Let's see.
18:16
Just going to listen to a few dance jams and then we'll get back to some regularly scheduled programming.
18:25
I've got to completely annihilate this pinball machine. Oh, baby. Man, we are working this goalie right now, guys. Maybe that's just it. The goalie, the goalie doesn't like dance jams.
18:49
Porno jazz. Future porno jazz. Crap. What have I done? Liv, Mom, please, please, no! Oh, you suck. You suck.
19:08
We'll get her sharp in the tour permanent next time. They do make now more permanent, permanent markers. I just saw a commercial for them. and immediately, like a sinister smile, crept across my face. I was just like, you guys are so screwed.
19:25
Wait, Walter, didn't I also give you knuckle tattoos that said John Cena? I'm pretty sure I did. How am I missing every damn shot?
19:39
That's the problem with this wax, it's like the ball won't settle down. It looks cleaner. Yeah, it does reflect, so I cleaned it up.
19:50
How about a year 1994 playlist? That could work. Could work. Three days for it to race, it was a sad day. John Cena knuckle tattoos, ladies and gentlemen. If you're not jealous, you should be. And if you don't know why you should be jealous, I don't know why you're on this website.
20:12
Oh, hitting the microphone. Right there. Free kick, baby. Oh, get in there. I don't want that damn goalie. Nice. Come on, bicycle kid. Magnus saved. Actually did something. Did you get marker face too? I don't marker face people, man. That's rude. I will gladly put, like, hard fart or, like, turd face on someone's knuckles, but I'm not going to write on someone's face.
20:57
Hard fart, though. Great set of knuckle fat, too. Hard fart. Yeah, wouldn't 94 just be all boys demand, actually?
21:09
Sorry, guys. I was trying to get a good angle for the microphone, microphone, microphone. All right, ladies and gentlemen, here we go, making money. Oh, I get that ball back.
21:31
Get the lock? Never mind. God, Goalie's just doing his job. Marker face is just a dick move. Yeah, absolutely. Ladies and gentlemen, Laura.
21:48
Hi. How you feeling? Full of ice cream. Oh yeah, we got a McFlurry's on the way to the studio here. I like this game. I love this game. I wish that soccer ball would shut the hell up. Mr. Zombie, how are you, brother?
22:10
This is kind of loud. What's kind of loud? The packer box? This is the infamous, insane-est. Eh, we don't need to give her that much of an answer. There you go. Oreo. Obvi Oreo. M&M's is just too much work, man. You have to like stop enjoying the ice cream in order to get through an M&M? Laura's gluten free. It's all single ladies. Is Laura gluten free? Is that what you said? Yeah, it's more like a GF. Oh yeah, this is my girl. This is my girl, star of single ladies. Listen, I can't move away. Did you crap on yourself? Exactly. It's from... Did you rip it? No, I couldn't. You're going to distract me for buttoning a jack-o'-roll. Yeah. We're breaking up.
23:06
Coconut Flake gave you a shout-out today. She's a Swedish variety streamer. Aw, yeah, Chimpy. That's awesome, dude. You know her? I think I met her at TwitchCon with Nina and Anna and all those other lades. I met a lot of really awesome people at TwitchCon. Well, ladies and gentlemen, shall I give a reverse shout out to Coconut Flake, Murphleman. Murphleman, thank you. Murphleman, hold on, let me get this. Nailed it. It didn't count. I'm pissed. I'm so pissed. Murphleman, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, F&B please. F&B. Flippers and Bucks. Spam the chat. This is your chance. I love you. Bugs.
23:59
But yeah, Coconut Place. She's awesome. Jack, your hair is enormous and amazing today. It's piled really high today.
24:08
It's piled really high. Is Laura going to join us at TwitchCon next year? We've got to turn Maura into a streamer first. I don't want her to go. She can't appreciate it.
24:20
Because you need to be able to appreciate all the inside jokes that come with the territory. Please tell her how crazy our parties get. Yeah, no kidding, man.
24:30
I heard. Are you there? It's called Remix of Some Sad Dude's Phone Call. I don't have any clue. Oh, you want to be in or not? You're right, let's go. I am streaming right now. Laura and the Prissy can get together and do sit out. You can go first. I'm going to change the jams. Explain what you're doing, Celina. Uh, I don't remember what I'm doing. Well, just as you're playing you just... Oh yeah, okay, this is the one. I want to get all of these to stop blinking.
25:11
Okay, and then I want to hit the goal. And I move up the ramp. Excellent. Yes, you know what's up. Trap when you can, trap when you can.
25:22
Also, it's very sensitive. Like? Yeah, like, uh, like, tilting sensitive. Okay. She knows about Kappa and flippers and butts. What else is there?
25:34
I guess you're right. In a 90s heroin movie? All of it. A one-two, a one-two, a one-two. I don't know. Is what? Are you gonna cry? Yeah. Like a frickin' baby? You gonna cry like a baby? Yep. That's what makes me think. Maybe you're not right.
25:55
I don't want your feelings to get hurt. People can be really rude. You're winning. The music is amazing. Laura doesn't know.
26:05
Is she going to give you a TOT? Um, hopefully we're going to get one. I do know that we're planning something very shortly. We're planning something very shortly to stream the LE or premium version of Game of Thrones.
26:27
Probably going to be in San Francisco. Oh no, New York I think this time. No you won't, you already won.
26:44
Oh. Stuck my duck. Yeah, I don't know what the name of it is. I'm not playing terribly. The other emojis are. What other streamers do you know that you watch? Soda Poppin'. I don't know. You watch Soda Poppin'? No, I don't.
27:01
You don't watch any other streamers? I have all nine of them on there. So you go out of your way when you're bored to not just turn Facebook or Instagram. You will watch streamers on... No. I said no, I don't.
27:17
You're that guy? Shots fired. She doesn't like you. At least you don't know what I'm missing. Shots fired, shots fired.
27:24
No! Yeah, Laura doesn't like sunglasses. I don't like it. Even if it's super bright out, I don't do it.
27:31
I'd rather wear a hat. I think, um, I believe TwitchCon New York is an account that was bought as far as the website is concerned. I think, uh, they're gonna be... a bunch of nerds did a bunch of recon work on it, and I think it's gonna be a New York next year. Suck my duck. There you go, Twitter. Dude, Duck Sauce is a guy that I could sit around and watch all day. Cause, cause he's got them Musclays, if you know what I'm saying Yeah Well, you're putting a hurtin' on the game right now She's killing the guys She's straight slaying it Jack, can you please divorce your wife? Soda poppin'? Yeah, right Thanks, Rubber Ducks, exactly What's the deal? Only when I go Oh, my friend is in Jaffa's shoe Is he partnered? No. Well then. Jaffa 2, though. Check out Jaffa 2. I don't know what Jaffa 2 does. What do they stream? I don't know. What would they stream?
28:36
Okay, Laura. Okay. I watch Jaffa 2. Do you, though? How often are you watching old Steve there? All the time. Interesting. What was he doing last time you were streaming? Drawing. Yeah, but what was he drawing?
28:52
Characters. Well, both of those are wrong because he was playing Metal Gear. Okay, I don't know that. Knife lie, nerd. I tried. Stuck with it. Maybe it will be twice a year thing, East Coast, West Coast. Oh, Chimpy, that'd be awesome. How about Midwest Coast?
29:07
Second Coast, is that what we're called? Third Coast. We're Third Coast. West Coast. Well.
29:15
That's the end, isn't it? What? West Coast. I have no idea. Name this band and I won't divorce you. Oh, shoot. You have 30 seconds. I don't know. You have 30 seconds. I'm just being a cracker. You're allowed to just spit names out. I don't know. 15 seconds. You're not even going to guess. I have no idea. You're not. Baby war ball. No. But at least that was a guess. I'm proud of you for everybody out of the pool and then you won. This is a good way to distract her. Prodigy. Isn't it just strategy? Be prodigy. I didn't know that. Fire it up. I can't think of a guess. The spinning thing. The spinning ball is definitely there just to mess with the spin and trajectory of the ball. After the studs...
30:30
This is great. Thank you. Bullets, you! Yeah! Insert single lading song here. Haven't heard this one in forever. Uh, guys, I don't even know what this radio station is. I just hit play on the Sonos. This is what it's directed to? Well, no, uh, me, was I like super drunk? Yeah. And listening to like 90s, like Packer jams? Is it just the angry sound guy? No, gosh no, no. No.
31:09
I'm the fire starter. Give me that ball back, nerd. Oh! Well, are you kidding me, Walter? Wall Terminator 25. Welcome to the Leaf Brothers. You're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, can I please get some flippers and butts up for that new sub height? I signed this gentleman's ass, and in return, he subbed to me. I love you, brother. Return my calls. Mom's worried about you.
31:38
Flippers and butts, ladies and gentlemen. Put them up. I was playing while reading. Alright, come on, B. We're making you look good here. Let's get some bigger scores. Don't take a dive on my behalf. Don't take a dive on me. Call him Mom.
32:00
Enjoy your butt emotes, Walter. Alright, go! Oh geez, double flip. Come on, go up the ramp, buddy. Go up the ramp. That's a particularly fine vintage of raffle juice they have there today. Bing, bang, bing, ba-boom. FNA Gaming, what's up buddy? Yes, Laura is quite the tiny woman.
32:39
The signed ass and John Cena knuckles made it worth it. How is that enough? You got it, Walt. You got it, buddy.
32:49
And his knuckles say John Cena. It worked. We have the same image, but we replaced the face with a... Oh, right. I have a colleague who we are on the press. Okay, fine. Here we go. Woo!
33:15
Final draw, okay. Do you know where final draw is? Yeah, do I have to launch it though? Yes ma'am. Try to get the skill shot.
33:29
Here we go! You got me playing pinball now? Heck yeah, FNAF. Come on! You're over there in the street and y'all hoving up Mick Foley. Uh, I'm all about everything, guys. Let's listen to, um... What's that song you and your mom sang?
33:56
I don't wanna hear any of this crap. Stop trying to play music. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna say... We don't want to listen to a 90s dance crossover. We want to hear, like... Is there an 80s dance crossover? You hear ball spinning? Yes. And Mr. Saco. Pop? Is pop a thing? The happiest pop? What's a good pop? How about early 90s summer dance party? Yeah, this will do. The Undertaker costume for Halloween. Sarah's whisper is always a good show.
35:06
Oh, get up in there. Yo, Thunderstorms, what's up, buddy? Girly car, good to see you, buddy. Crap on my crapper. I have won, right? Uh, we haven't been, the first game was a warm up. But this is your chance to win.
35:37
Yeah! Final draw. What's the playfield doing over there beside the ladder? You mean that's never before used this just straight beautiful play field of a game that's very kind of just whatever? No! Woo!
36:14
Sorry I yelled in your ear. The battle of doing it. Ah! You got half a billion. Not to be rude or anything, but is she on her knees or is JD a giant? Girly card. It's funny that you point that out, as everyone does.
36:36
I am 6'7". Laura is 5'1". That was actually pretty challenging. What game is that exactly? What game?
37:06
Oh, me, etc. That was Rolling Stones. A leaky boom-boom down. 5-2, so I feel you, girl. Yeah, B is a shorty. 6-7, Giants confirmed. Yes. You saw me, dude. Walking around San Francisco, I was like a monster there.
37:44
Can't rap confirmed. Me. Now, Laura has a significant lead on us, folks, but with three or four jackpots, we'll catch up in no time. Nah. No, I mean the math is there. Nope.
38:03
What's the math? I think it was that. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, no, I tend not to lose good lyrics. Oh, crap. Nope. You're right, Laura. I only got one jackpot. A man is actually dead.
38:31
Stop with that garbage. You manifested it. Well, at least you're not a manless. What's a manless?
38:47
A man's bracelet of a man. Good job, B. You did? I'm a manly. Alright, you start us off. Is the designer of this game not with the industry anymore? I'll see if he else can read the name of the theater manager. Uh, Chinty, the man who designed this game is a genius, and then tried to start his own pinball company, took about a million dollars from people, and, uh, never produced a game. It, um, in my mind wasn't maliciously done, he was just an artist before he was a businessman, so he just sort of fell apart. When manlet is 5.6 or shorter.
39:40
Yeah. Come on. I don't think I know this song. I've never heard this song in my life. J.D. when I met you I was standing in front of you like a smurf. Sorry Toasty. Prince and the New Tower Generations. This is cream? Why does this not sound familiar at all? Yeah, I don't believe it, really. Sorry bud, you got a hundred million.
40:26
Couldn't even hear you. Aw yeah, just a little bit of a dip. Who would tremendously call the French criminal next up? I believe it was Jacqueline Dangera. No one knows where she went anymore. Some say she went under the knife to go through some surgery. We'll never know. Or I think she... Oh, Jaded, I didn't know that you could type commands to see everything you could do. Heck yeah. Laura will reach wizard mode. Yeah, right. Probably. She's on fire today. What's about? Should I be putting these commands in?
41:17
What the rocket nonsense was that garbage? Alright, we need something a little more upbeat. Yeah, bring me down. Laura! Everything brings you down.
41:33
and like elevators and escalators and slides and... Spinning ball is looking at us, staring at us. Cable is twice locked.
41:58
Phillip, you get to see the wizard mode? Ah, early card. We'll hit it today. I got it. Well, there's a second.
42:04
Do you know how to hit the wizard mode? I can tell you. Right now, you've got to work on getting it locked. Okay.
42:10
Wizard mode is getting all your citys here lit up. Then getting them solid by hitting the spinner a bunch of times. And then once everything's lit, you put it in there. Okay. I've got to get the city lit. Ticket. So you see right here where it says ticket in the middle with that purple light? That means you hit that ramp to that side of the ticket. then you have to hit the scramp to that side of the ticket. Or, you could keep sending it up into the back and completing the lanes right there for tickets.
42:41
Oh, you like that? That's what I was going to have you do, was cut this up for me, but I did it myself.
42:49
Yeah. I got about 400 of them. I know. That's why I didn't let you do it. Uh, sleds, skis, snowboards, things that bring you down.
43:08
Slide catch. Drop catch. Put in the hole. You've got to make it. No, I'm getting it. Are you drunk? Get off camera. You're done. You're out of here. What's wrong?
43:37
Where's the energy at, Laura? You're on the internet. You're supposed to have all the energy. You owe it to these people. That is your job. That's your job as an entertainer. You don't go to a concert to play a show and you're just like, Hey, everybody. Hey, everyone. What's up? Yeah. Yeah, we're here just doing whatever.
43:59
Cool. Hope you enjoy this song. It's called Rockin' Meltin' Your Face Off. I hope you're all pumped right now, ladies and gentlemen.
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Have fun with it. Gonna rock your body. Rockin' it hard. Too much blood in the caffeine stream, exactly. If you need to go take a nap or something, you can go lay down.
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So we can keep this energy pumping. What sort of ancestry is your giantness from? A girly card, I am German, Lithuanian, and Blackfoot Indian.
44:45
My Blackfoot is about 116th, and I guess it's an even split between Lithuanian and German. I got a man.
45:02
What side of the family does the cart stop for a girly cart? You're a mutt. Yeah, I'm a mutt. That's all right. I'm an American. Most of us are mutts. So much energy equals much grief. Exactly. You got to have energy. No one wants to see a movie, dopers.
45:20
Well, now that you got 390, I got to beat you. Okay. And then I'm going to leave. Here we go. Sorry, you don't want to stay and party with me.
45:37
Oh, God. Okay. Aren't most people not? Yeah, probably. Come on. America, especially. There we go. And we multiply.
46:08
Let's go. Yeah, I did it! No! Are you making it up the Midwest Gaming Classics next year? Nerf Con, keep the door. I will definitely be at Midwest Gaming Classics because that is one of my favorite gaming and pinball conventions ever. Where is that one? It's in Wisconsin every year. Milwaukee?
46:33
Well, no. Where's Hillary from? Madison. Yeah. Chief Tallboy sounds like a cheap beer. Well, that's my life, guys. I am a cheap beer. I'm one tall cheek bear. You're one thick pink cheek bear.
46:55
Uh, what do I do? When I asked my family what I was, they just told me, Imagine everything white, that's what you are.
47:03
Wow Toxic. Fair enough. You're all the white thing. Like when I sit out in the sun for too long, I just turn like a very deep brown. It looks... so good.
47:19
You didn't get any colors, did you? No, because you made me wear, um... some stuff. I'm a gypsian and German, RIP my jeans.
47:30
Yo, don't rip your jeans, girl! See what I... see what I... Um, okay. Rip my jeans! Baboosh. I have a chilled tall boy for you. We got one chilled tall boy right here.
48:00
Reference to Bo Jackson? Hot damn. I know a Bo don't know. Remember the Bo Jackson ads back in the day? Where it was Bo knows, and then you just put a freaking word after it. It's like Bo-nose football. Bo-nose cooking.
48:19
Bo-nose, Bo-do-dos. Bo-nose, where are the do-dos? Bonobos? Bonobos, Bo-no-dos. Bonobos takes no-dos. All right, goalie, you're doing this job.
48:35
Why does Iris get so talented at sunburns walking from her car to the store? Really, this has happened multiple times. Holy crap, that's nuts. Really?
48:49
I'm not that bad. No, Laura's not terrible. But I sunscreen all the time. Yeah. Laura's got a little bit of lingo. A little bit of lago? A little bit of lago. Got to protect the hood again. Yeah, man. Got to keep it on the sun.
49:12
Jaden, have you ever done a hair clipper? You and I? We've done dozing. Oh, where I stand behind you? Yeah. And I'm pooping while you're also pooping? Yeah. Oh, no, that's spidering, sorry.
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Okay. As a solid couple, yes, we've done plenty of spidering. Jackpot. Oh, last minute. Love it. Five foot five right here in terms of freckles. All right. Look how close I am to World Cup here.
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Nice. Yeah. Can't touch this. Oh, crap. Does it carry over to the next ball? Sure does, but this is ball three, so it doesn't matter. My, my, my. Music hits me so hard. It makes me say, oh, my Lord.
49:59
I'm, like, taking stupid shots now that I'm, like, worried. And such. You can't touch. Oh, farts. Damn. You can't touch this.
50:14
Yeah, well, you gotta keep a can of sunscreen in the car. I do the same thing. Especially if you get caught in traffic on a hot day. Oh, yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna roast your arm. I thought this stream was child-friendly. Rubber ducks, what isn't child-friendly?
50:30
Too much sunscreen talk. Are we talking too much about sunscreen, my man? Just an eight sunscreen. Don't mess up.
50:38
Well, now I'm wondering, what am I saying that's wrong? I didn't hear anything wrong. I didn't say anything wrong.
50:49
Oh. Is it just because there aren't any kids on screen that it's not just, certainly? Oh, it's spidering. Oh. It's just pooping together when you have to conserve. Good for the water, though. But who finished it in your blood? Your German?
51:16
Come on, Robert. Thanks, dude. He's German. The R went out again, absolutely. Okay, you see how that's red? Yeah. So there's two things I can do here. I can go for my multiball, or I can try to make that spinner and then go for it.
51:36
It's crazy. We'll see. We'll see what wants to go first. I'm sorry. Okay, Energy Leaf, get out of here. We're done. So close. Yeah, I juggled. I juggled it. That was my bad. Can I hang out? Sorry. No, you can hang out. I need some more from you.
52:03
Deathflip. I'm pretty new to pinball, but I've been practicing foot. My best is 1.3 billion high score. Oh, nice, Foxy. That's awesome, dude. You had one job. I know, Walter. I screwed up. It wanted out. The walk away of rage.
52:22
I'll start us off since I won. Oh, you won? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you did. You had like 9,000 million. Can you open that door and maybe turn the heat down? and yeah, leave the door open turn the, yeah, it's supposed to be ice cold can you turn the heat down please and also maybe bring me an ice cube thank you everyone talking can't get up the energy right now, go come on hammer don't let me down only left butt Oh, girly, it'll happen, don't worry.
53:08
Love this channel. Aw, thanks, Sergio. Wait, Sergio, do I know you? Like, are you my Sergio? I mean, now you're my Sergio, but...
53:25
Can't touch this. Come on, but... Woo! Nailed it. Oh crap. Too high, can't touch this. Oh damn, that hurt. Maybe. Oh, Yeah girl, come on, that's right Gonna, gonna, gonna give it to you all night You will be running around, getting down downtown Make it around, passing around the city Okay Woo! Gotta do it, gotta do it That's right, that's right Baby makes the music.
54:34
Oh, it's time. JD, you know what to do. Oh, it's time to make a baby. Can you put the ice cream in there for me? Plebs?
55:03
Thanks, buddy. World Wonder Boy, thanks for the bus, man. It's up. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My name is Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. If you haven't already, please click follow. It's free to do and I'll love you forever. Thank you for just being here. Lurking, watching, chatting, talking, loving, and listening. Let's make out sometime. Love, Jack Danger.
55:39
No, just watch the butts. People are free to do, with the butts, whatever they wish. Wizard Danger.
55:51
I don't know. No, no, no, that doesn't sound right. Yeah, I'm not a big backer of the wizard prefix.
56:09
Early morn. Okay, we need some control here. See, controlling on this game doesn't seem possible. I had a really hard time with the multiball. I felt like it was too hard. Well, I mean, trying to like trap up and play multi-ball with one ball, it doesn't want to happen in this game.
56:32
Not a prefix, even then. Vigo! Vigo! What up, Nick? Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming. Good to see you.
56:46
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on. Come on, buddy. One to the two, to the two, to the three. Baby, do you want to get to three? You can do it.
57:06
Getting high. Okay. Now, are we all about that June 20th here? Red Claw. Red Claw, good to see you buddy.
57:23
We're being too nice. No, we're all about that $6.29. Oh. Sorry guys, Laura doesn't watch the show. Oh! Ah, sorry.
57:42
I don't think this is TLC. Um, I don't know who this is. Oh, hell yeah, Advance Three Cities. Guys, you know what that is?
57:54
Fat Boy. What? This was a TV. Do you guys remember when kids had to get on stage and all the lights were off? All the lights?
58:06
You remember that? You're talking to me or the internet? Everybody. I don't know. There was a sweet live show and everybody had to, like, light up things on. and they were playing all the drinking games. Gurley, do I ever play scheduled drinking games on stream? All the drinking games are contained when we play older games, like Hotshot or games from, like, the 70s and 60s and 70s. Bye, World Wonder Boy. Later, World.
58:34
James out. Bye, Lama. Lama's good feet. Stop effing me. Jeez, the Whiskers. Right about now. Did you see the spin on that? Mother slumber. A turkey game was inspired... Oh yeah, there you go. A turkey game is what inspired Jada to make the counter that he built for the stream. the first time we turned Hot Shot into a drinking game.
59:20
There you go. One of the rules was every time you tilt, you drink, and J.D. can't track it. Oh, fuck. I was trying to get it. What was that? But.
59:30
Don't extend that. I didn't say any backwards. Oh, you didn't? No. I wanted it to go up the ramp, but I let it go. J.D. ganks him, so he has to drink while playing this. My man.
59:42
Oh, I'm never lucky. Jaded, you stole MooBot from IRC. Spoke so brother. Oh, the R team back down, guys.
59:57
I'm never seeing a life bar. Well, I'm really close. Here's multi ball. I can use multi... Thanks to Halloween. H-train, what's up? One million. H-train, one million? I'm playing the drums like the blue men on the TV. I never drink alcohol. I never drink wine. Where's your foot Jack? Yo, if you listen, or wait, you talking about my penis? This is a show about doing stuff guys. I never drink wine. Alright, wizard mode, if I can hit it, it's ready. Don't jinx yourself you dill wonk. Yeah, well, stop talking about it. Oh, it's throwing rubber. Extra balls don't work in this game.
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You son of a bitch! I got it and I just had to get it in there and it just went right out. Sorry. Donate to kids. So this is the music video with Christopher Walken, right? Yes. Kids, look at this. Guys, I had no control over that. I had no control over that happening.
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I had no control. I'm not even keeping track of wins. I'm just going to assume that I won today. You won that one. Wow.
62:10
Ladies and gentlemen, if you've got that special somebody with you tonight, I recommend grabbing them a glass of Chardonnay and just start grooving.
62:22
Or if you're underage, go get a juice box and just dance. Early. Howdy. Good. Good job. Five point double plus. Come on girl. Wizard mode is bang. Oh, I had that.
63:15
Zip, zip, zip. I'll be to that. Montel George. That way I can make my plans. Montel Danger. Yo, they call me Montel Danger.
63:40
socket! damn! legal zoom! yep, I know a trademark dead flip yep not cheap we're in the middle of figuring out the final logistics
64:02
mini nick, what's crackin' that kid? Come on. I think you guys should show us your butts. And pushers. You heard the lady. Butts up. Butt up or shut up, Internet. 94. Ladies and gentlemen, the year this game came out. This is how we flip it. I'm going to sleep. Alright llamas, have a good one buddy. I'm going to sleep. All right, llamas. Have a good one, buddy.
65:04
Good luck tomorrow. Woo! Big one. All right. I mean, sorry, but I slipped it right out of my mouth. Well, that's what's great about the stream. It keeps you swear-less. I think that's the first time that's actually happened. That was slow as come on. Play, oh there you go, play music in the same year. I wouldn't want to play anything from 2015.
65:57
The baller, your baller. Give me the ball back. You can suck on it. I think that's a great idea, Cronoia.
66:15
Me? Are you a player too? Yeah, I'm a player too. Oh. Oh, okay. What's up with the children friendliness? Um, sometimes there are children that watch the show, or people that watch it with children, so we just try to be cool. Doesn't mean we don't swear, it just means we try not to swear.
66:40
Buddy Holly came out in 1994? Yeah, that's nuts. Whoa, really? The game? Is there a Buddy Holly game? Or the movie? Or the Weezer song? Which Buddy Holly? Oh, Lord. Let's tell them no one answered me. Think about it. Buddy Holly came out in 1992.
67:09
The week or something? There you go. Just trying to get the final drop, Rose! No! Yo, this is bad! I don't like that one. The schmitzer bang. Play Buddy Holly! I feel like this is making weird noises. Oh yeah, the rubber's... I'm f***ing all these games. You can't see it. City of Compton. The rubber on the tip of the plunger is uh... roached. Who taped this? Nick. So there's a few things that need to be fixed. You see how the goalie has tape on his head? Yeah. Yeah, that's because I busted a patch. Repair on the drone. When Gavin comes to fix the machines, ladies and gentlemen, which isn't going to be this week, and it's not going to be next week because next week is Expo, but the week after that we have scheduled for Gavin to come by, And we're going to stream him fixing every single machine.
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And it's probably going to be a whole day endeavor. So get ready. I love you. Did you track last one? You won last one. I thought I had won two. I just stopped keeping track.
69:08
You can give yourself one more. And then you took one. 24 hour stream! 24 hour streams are fun guys. You know your favorite Destiny streamer or Hearthstone streamer is like, let's play this comfy computer game sitting in a comfy chair drinking soda. Well, that's all fine and dandy, but when you're standing... Come on, Walt!
69:36
Have a look at your Extra Life account, Walt. Are you kidding me, dude? What did you do, Walt? Walt, what did you do? Got a food plot. Maybe you can help me. Walt, thank you for your $6.69 donation. It's very much appreciated. I'm holding up my extra life account there. Dude, Walt, because I'm a good guy, keep up what you do, brother.
70:22
Holy crap. Ladies and gentlemen, Walt just donated $50 to our Extra Life account. And, dude, you are so awesome. Thank you so much, man. That means a lot. Truly, truly, ladies and gentlemen, a Donate to Kids moment. Bennett and Bennett. Bennett and Bennett, thank you for the follow.
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Walt, seriously, man, that means a lot. Thank you so much. Yo, dude, show some family followers. Let's get some butts up in the chat for donating to kids, if you know what I'm saying. What is Extra Life? Zentron, scroll down, and I have a link for Extra Life. It's a children's charitable foundation that a lot of video game streamers here on Twitch raise money for. And it goes to, I believe, St. Jude's Children's Hospital.
71:10
It's pretty rad. Me, etc. Just a big mighty squirrel of five months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. I'm right behind you. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers and butts up for a mighty squirrel, please?
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Lama, sorry, buddy. I don't know what happened. Donate to Kids Hype. Dude, thank you so much. Man, I appreciate that.
71:44
Chili, chili, minding my business. You won, so you go first. All right, Walter, thanks so much, dude. I appreciate it, man. Have a wonderful Tuesday. friend. This is why I let my days off just watching my favorite thing from my childhood, pinball! Bennett and Bennett, thank you for coming. Usually, we will have the music on the pinball machine on, but we're just taking a break and just hanging out right now. We're just shooting a little bit. Bennett, thank you so much for coming. We do this Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time with one new machine every week. We're going to be breaking up the week this week by taking out World Cup soccer and replacing it with the new Stern Kiss pinball machine.
72:42
How does it hang? Straight up. Wait, hold up. Mix another. You respect your mother. It's okay. It's still okay.
72:54
Mama, I love you, buddy. Just being here, ladies and gentlemen, is the most amazing thing and I love you guys. It makes me want to juke. Come on, come on. Get in the... alright. Alright. Whatever slows the ball down, kids. Whatever slows the ball down. Uh, because... crap?
73:25
make you work up a sweat. All you need is speed and spirit. John Jello, 755. I've read your name, and it made me drain.
73:44
Thank you. Shoot, Father, I don't like kids. All right, Kendron. Yo, Nick, thanks for the follow, man. I appreciate it, brother. Box Club 755. Oh, were you trying to whisper somebody? We called you out. You can sub with Subway gift cards if the channel has enabled it. What? I saw that. I told you that you could do it with Burger King, too. With gift cards? Burger King gift cards will get you a sub. Uh, yeah, well I am definitely going to set that up. No, but Subway makes more money. I'll explain in one sec. Alright John. One yellow. One yellow, $7.55. Yo, Kato! Thanks for the follow! Man, I wanna shoot! Well, it takes the world record for Atari. Just doing it, I bet. Oh, that's like taking a chunk out of a ball.
75:03
Subway sucks! My very first job, ladies and gentlemen, was... Sandwich artist? Was sandwich artist and then manager of a subway when I was 13. and I found very creative ways to trade sub sandwiches for drugs, because I was an idiot when I was a kid.
75:32
Catherine. Earplebs. Lirikin. Other counter drugs. Yeah. Peptidate. Please. Whatever that herpy cream is.
75:43
Herpsy. Preparation. Yeah. Oh, fart. Everybody's got knees. Hold on. Reading chat here, buddy. Public subs? Ooh, I haven't had a public sub.
75:57
A hundred ways to pull a chicken fight like a robot. Come on. Oh, God, people are talking too much. Okay. Why is everyone saying chat right now?
76:11
Dude, that's amazing. All right, I'll definitely figure that out. Sexual favors for subs. I used to, but I still do.
76:22
I love that. Sexual flavors? Like what? Like poop. Like mooch flavor. Guys, this is the children's friendly stream. So let's talk about really good stuff. All right. Do you manage a friend station?
76:42
I'm not sure if you have them in Chicago. No, we do not have a test station here. I don't know what that is. Ooh, more tests. Doggy veggies?
76:58
Wait, I have a replacement for that. Replacement, Robert. Yeah, we need one of the, um... Ugh! Hold on, it's not in the internet. We went right down the middle. What's a Penn State? We were at a Publix over the weekend in Florida.
77:22
Hockey baggy. Publix is only in like five days from the southeast. If you are ever down here and you need to get a ticket to Publix, it is that light. Yeah, we were there on Saturday. Yeah. Friday. In Florida. In Naples.
77:42
Also, firehouse. Firehouse is so damn good. I don't know firehouse either. Sounds like a mouth hug. Pokey, pokey, baggy. Am I saying that right? Pokey, baggy? It means how are you.
78:08
Don't touch hot foods from coffee shops. Baby can attest to that. Oh yeah, I got diarrhea. Is that half-can which plays much better than Quiznos? Quiznos is garbage. Quiznos, pardon me.
78:26
I won this, so I'm gonna drain it real quick and replace the rubber on that with a white one. Oh, come on. So every time you hear that tink, that's metal on metal. It's chipping up the ball which will also heat up the playfield. Jack can't find his rubber tomorrow. Can't play without a rubber. Can't play without a rubber girl. People have their flavors, that's true. I don't like Subway, I don't like Fretnose, but I will have a Jimmy Nose. Jimmy Nose is delicious. I love Subway. I told Jack the other day it feels like I'm ripping into some cardboard paper. I don't like brass. I don't like brass. I like the brass. Who's brass? I like brass. I don't like brass. I like brass. See that split right open. This is the tip of the plunger and it's split right in half so it's just metal right on metal. Brad, what's up buddy? No, we're saying Brad. You don't like dog meat? I don't like Brad. You're probably Brad. Alright, new plunger rubber ladies and gentlemen. This one's white. Oh. They put freaking hair on my head. Guys, hold on. Hold on. No talking. I just need a minute.
80:05
I'm not a player. I just crush a lot. Lord, it's sweet. Well, I had that one night where I killed it, and then I never had to go back.
80:24
See you later. I'm gone. Dude, what a jam. Jack, what kind of pomade do you use? I use a mixture of pomade and I cheat a little bit because I move around so much. I cheat with a little bit of hairspray.
80:50
Are you going to answer Brad? What? Oh, you're going to answer. What's this? White people try to dance to rap music. Aw, girly card. Thanks, baby.
81:06
Zingerman's in the afternoon. I attend to that. That is the best. I used to work at a cafe in Northville, Michigan, where we would have Zingerman sandwiches. Cool. Hairspray for the win. Absolutely. Hairspray, it's cheating, but it works great.
81:31
Alright, let's see if it plunges. Oh, yeah, it plunges. But the flippers don't seem to be accurate anymore. J.J., I can't play.
81:46
That might be the lowest amount of points you can get. Kill it. Uh, Dad, Jack can't learn how to do sandwiches with Mark. What? Sandwiches we get when we go to the mid-net.
82:27
In Michigan, that place where we get the sandwiches from, the Zingerman Sandwich. I don't even know what a Zingerman is. It's the delicious sandwiches that we get from the place that you work at. Okay, cool. Sorry. You were just continuing a thought that I wasn't part of.
82:42
Chip! Anything hipster must die in a fire. Well, funny you say that, because I think saying that makes you a hipster.
82:53
They're hipster tacos, though. They're hipster tacos. Their jeans are really tight. What the freaking crap is that? All right, buddy, kill it.
83:09
Yo, you guys like sandwiches. You should go to Grappiano on Randolph and Fiora I just had this sandwich from Annie candy store in Chicago It was delicious
83:24
I'm not in the garbage bag. dress the exact opposite of a hipster, you are now being ironic, you're being extra hipster. If you try to dress right in the middle like jock, maybe pop collar, those are just bros. But bros are undeniable bros. And still hipsters. A hipster is someone who streams pinball with a beagle cage against a tag. Thank you, New Bills. Thank you.
84:13
That's fine. That word is so overused it's ridiculous. I think every stage of hipster has been something that I've had to live through.
84:25
I'm just wearing a button-up shirt to the top. I got a haircut. Maybe I got a knuckle tattoo. Let's see, let's read.
84:36
Sick bird. I'm going to keep track. Who won the last two games? No one. The last one got canceled. You won the last one. Yeah.
85:06
Which one? Who won this one just now? That's you. Hipster, wearing a fedora, turning glasses, artsy-fartsy tattoos, while sniffing some stupid... No, fedoras are not ridiculous. No, fedoras are ridiculous. Okay.
85:26
No, what you have right now is like car parts. Yeah, Brad, we're not... We're not clamoring for the high scores right at the moment. Okay.
85:38
That was metal band. Yeah, you probably haven't heard of them. They only existed for 30 seconds in a garage somewhere.
85:49
You probably hadn't heard of them. Girl, I'm about to make you sweat. Oh, I wanted to backslide that. It didn't work.
86:04
Majority or beta? Beta. What does that mean? A fedora is just that big. It's nighttime in the fedora. Yeah, exactly.
86:39
Uh, Brad, I actually feel pretty good. Um, I drank about five to seven zombie dusts, but I didn't really have much of a hangover. What kind of thing were you at? I don't know.
86:54
Midnight? Noob? Dressing like you don't care is hipster. Also caring about how you dress, everything is hipster. Exactly, Toxic Rabbit. Everything is hipster.
87:09
Hey, no, no, no. . Oh, God. Well, we'll skip this. The right slipper is weak. Maybe a goat. Or it's just that bad swimming. Yeah, this is just a bad game today.
87:56
Woo! Oh. Other people's pinball. You good there buddy? Oh, I'm kind of good. You done with O.P.P.? That's the easiest I've ever done. Let's pinball free.
88:27
Hi lady. New bill. What's that? That's an old bill. Is that a boy I'd like to friend? A bull I'd like to friend? Yeah. A dog?
88:46
A belly I'd like to fling? Yeah. A bird I'd like to fling? No more. Hey there, you guys made up my scenes. When were we fighting?
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I was fighting. Yeah, that's this shit. Oh, I'd like to flip. I think it's him all the way, man. Him, him, him.
89:53
Who's ball's the least little? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Makes Jack look like a giant. Jack is a giant, ladies and gentlemen.
90:27
Opie P! Sorry, I told her... Oh, crap! Don't mess through it. Come on. I wasn't paying attention. What? Well, damn it. Six, seven, is Fitz Paul or anything? Uh, yeah, I think it was last Wednesday I told, like, all the stories. I told the entire How Jack Met Laura story. Good thing. Huh? Why?
91:11
Who has parents? Ladies and gentlemen, Laura's no shy. She doesn't want to embrace that sheep. Cake wrestling, Laura. I need the other fun stuff that happens in life.
91:33
1500 for pin boxing is high. It seems a little high. I've only played that game once and I don't like it. I think it was a first and then we decided it wasn't worth it anyway.
91:57
You guys like the Jack's torso angle? Yeah, it's cool. Good angle on your shirt. Good angle on my dangle. Every machine is high now. Why is that? It's me. Uh, hipsters, man. The more popular pinball becomes, the more expensive machines are going to get because there isn't a lot of them. Buy it up now.
92:21
Whoa, my phone just dropped 7% from going here to my pocket. Cool. That's weird. Oh, luckily that bot is muted. What is a muted vibe these days, you know? Like, who cares?
92:39
Drums, please! Gotta save the ball if you shave the ball, huh? Can we all get a turn to do... We all get a turn to do what? Can we all do this idea of changing the red DMV and GOV premium to blue or white? That'd be awesome. Works for peanuts. That would be really awesome actually. Because I think it's just a film over it, if I'm not mistaken. All checks, folks. Raising the price of the pinball. One strum at a time.
93:36
Sorry. Sorry, mom. I mean, I'm not sorry, but I'm sorry. I'm sure there's a Spotify playlist for $15.94.
93:51
So here's how you cheat to get the whiz mode. You've got to use the multiball to do it, and I'm screwing up already. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I like this game. I'm all like... Yeah, this kid's a blast.
94:15
Yo, Will Smith. He's in that new Suicide Squad movie about all the villains from the DC comics. He also just helped some, I think it was a Latin R&B singer, female chick, to help her with her album, which he hasn't done in forever. Wait, get for now.
94:51
DJ Jetty Jet. Oh, they're touring next year? Awesome. Oh, it's terrible. Tantac came out like 2005. Here we go.
95:05
Oh, I get to go again? Rude. Wait, does he play Tantac in the Suicide Squad movie? Can't I? Is that Duper Chihiro? Yeah. Oh, that's right. He's the really bad one, right? He does. He's such a beast. Yeah. Yeah, but they did come out and really like technical. See, I'm a Alright. He plays Deadshot? Oh, right on. Yeah.
95:57
I don't think he's a DC character. I think he's just a character. He has recorded two early new tracks. Wow. Yo, the fresh king.
96:18
Dude, Bill, one day you will not be a poor college student. You will be a poor college graduate. You will still not be able to afford a thing. Yeah.
96:28
Don't rush it. Don't sweat it out. At least now you're using the computer. This is not good. I was trying to hit the damn spinner and it came out. Oh god, that's gone.
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Ooh, death save card. Good gravy. Too enchantress in that movie? I think that works for Peanut, exactly.
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Oh my god. He's enchantress. Yo, mom. Ho! Nailed it. Called it. Shots fired. Call your mama. Sleepover's over.
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Here's your tater salad. Three, two, one. About to buy your third pen. Priority. Yeah. Two cold.
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All right, stop. Collaborate and list it. I suspect the brand of adventure. I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll go to the extreme and I'll have to fight like a bandit.
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Come on! Like a poisonous mushroom, did they? The problem is you can't buy this one. Yeah, that's, dude, pinball purchasing?
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It's addicting. Thankfully, I haven't purchased a single pin in my life. Your mama, huh?
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Totally understand that issue, yeah. Too cold, too cold. Grilling MCs like a pound of bacon. Where's he at, mother? Where's he at, mother, mother?
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Damn, goalie. Notice me, senpai. You lucky, Jack. Senpai, is that what you mean? Yeah, I'm guessing.
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I am lucky for not having to buy the pen. See you, setter. I'm out of brew. Can you get one for Ken? Yeah, there you go.
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And loud. Very loud. Ah, come on goalie. Advance three cities? Nice. Yo, watch the water, check it out. DJ Ramone. Vanilla. Vanilla, Vanilla doing it! Vanilla there's a lot. Vanilla! I'm a Vanilla. Okay Good, that was the only balls there. Motherfber! Ah, another ball. Oh, I know.
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Beginner. Go, Ninja. Go, Ninja. Go. No. P2K is Mr. Blitz. I'll sort it. Yeah. Too cold, too cold. We're to the lowest level.
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Too cold. It's too cold. Go go go go go. We're trying something. We're trying to get a good score. Now we're in trouble. We're in trouble. I'm trying to get that to go to 4. That worked out really bad. Yeah, Paul! Hooah! It says I'm working. Detroit Avenue.
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Alright, here we go. Here we go. One, one, one, one, two. Here we go now. My name is Jack Danger. I'm like a lyrical sex changer. I don't know what I'm saying.
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Come on now. I want to get it on now. All the time. Thing that we had. Thing that we had. Here we go.
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We're almost there kids. It's not working. Add screen capture. Everybody's fighting. We're almost there. Yes, we're pretty fast here. Hey, DJ, play my song. Alright. Alright, so we go from here. There it is.
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What are you doing? Huh? Oh, there's very lag. Uh, this program seems to be crammed out. Yeah, I need more RAM for this, is what the problem is.
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That's how I put it for you. Uh, yeah, I gotta get more RAM in the computer. Which I have sitting out in the other room.
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How do I quit? What a name for a Bluetooth speaker, Dangerbox. Yeah, it's super laggy. I think I need to, uh... I think trying to put some more RAM
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in there is going to help. What's wrong? How do you get more RAM? You put another RAM stick in. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oops. I saved it and then it drained it. Oh, pinball way. That's
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I'm gonna be able to walk away from the computer and show some like personal up-close interviews. I'm just gonna juice up the machine a little bit more.
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Download more RAM! It's just, it's asking too much of too many different things, so... RAM should help.
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Most games only need 4 gigabytes of RAM, yeah, but we're not playing the game. we are running various applications that need to be read and written to. Super fast.
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Good to see you, The Method. Not 3D? Yeah, Desert Fox. Don't look at my programs. I need more dedicated WAM.
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Guys, these sunglasses are on their way out, and I'm probably going to give them away to somebody at Expo.
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I was just trying to get to the whizzing. What up, Mr. Bird? It sounded more and more like a dog. Download more RAM.
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You gotta move. Oh. Super fast. My grandma would love those glasses. She gains you. Nice group name, by the way. Pinball shit? Yeah. How are you still seeing that?
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Do a charity with the glasses like Spooky is with AMH. Yeah. Who the hell wants my sunglasses? I've had these sunglasses ever since I started this stream, and I've worn them pretty much every day on the stream. I've only missed a handful of days because I'll drunkenly leave them at home or lose them.
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I stream with my Apple II. Vogue. What can I help you with, Laura? I want your sunglasses! I know I'm good. I was asking you what you wanted. You were looking at me. I stream with my Tandy. My man. Getting Randy with the Tandy.
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How about your palm palette? Ripped stream. Hold on. This is my pinball shirt. Perfect. Hey, Easy Top. What's up, dude? Zach. So, Laura and I are definitely coming to your bar mitzvah. Is that cool?
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Hopefully. We didn't see an RSVP in there. Yeah, we didn't see an RSVP on there, so we're just going to assume that we're allowed to come.
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You are so good looking, I love you. Who? That's the number. You are so good looking, I love you. No, I love you. Unless you're talking to Laura, and then we're... going to have to work out some sort of sharing schedule.
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Zoom! Thanks for coming. That's what it's for. Yes, come on, travel all the way to the open bar. That's like, y'all, go to your bar business too, buddy. Let's roll.
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If you're a boy or a girl. Alright, I found that spinner. We're, uh, we're traveling. We're traveling. What ball is this? Two or one? Or three? One. Is ball one? Hell yes. And we're halfway through this video. Have you said your game names at NFL? Uh, oh yeah. Uh, Stern said it for me. Um, they announced that we are going to be hosting the entire launch party. and also streaming it. And it's going to be the business.
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Yo, is the chat invited too? Do you want me to secretly stream your bar mitzvah, dude? Get up on the dance floor.
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This game is totally underrated, folks. This game is fun. It's challenging. Did I say fun? Did I say frustrating? The game isn't too easy. The
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game isn't too hard. It's right there in the sweet spot of being really freaking rad. Yeah, that was my LinkedIn pic. I think, hello Mr. Blink.
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I'm going to go to the magazine. Gigi Rogers. Oh, man. Rita Hayworth. Gave good face. Have a Jewish friend who says she's Jewish.
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Like, all parts. Strength of Bose, there's nothing to it. So. Vogue. Oh, God. I got scared. Yeah, I probably tried the wrong passage. It was Jewish.
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What's that? Yeah, it's Jewish. What does that mean? Oh, to be auto-Jewish? Yeah. Was your mother's vagina Jewish?
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What movie was that from? I don't know. Where he was trying to figure out if he was Jewish? Feels bad, man.
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He is better at no. Now he's at it. What? He's singing up there, right? No, we're not kidding. He's 13 now. We're going to go to the party that's cut off the tip of his chair.
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Yeah, this would be rough, Derek. Yeah, I don't think that's a bad idea. Fuck. Zach, we can probably make that work, man. Can what? Just read the chat. Lucky Sevens, baby. Looks like we got another fan box. Lucky Sevens, baby. Lucky Sevens. Hip hop. Give it to the hip to the hip hip hop. just got real.
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That's coming back. It has to. Thank you. Haircuts. The turtle's haircut. We're all getting haircuts. Don't forget to book your holiday haircut now, by the way, everyone. You're going home to see your phone. Although, I don't know, because, like, people get haircuts for Halloween, that are crazy haircuts. You've got to book a couple of haircuts in advance. You've got to book in like four weeks.
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Haircuts. Hair to the cups. The clear haircuts. And you don't stop the cutting. With the hair to the cups. With the hair that you cut. Oh, W-F-O-Z. He is going to therapy first. And I'll be 18. Oh, hell yeah, dude. That's awesome. And in 15 years. That's amazing.
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I'm not even 15 years old. Okay, here we go, here we go. If I can make the shot. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Wizard Mode. girly card. Here we go.
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How many seconds do I have left? Woo! Because it's unlimited balls, So it's better to keep letting them drain so you can shoot right for the goal. So they keep unloading? They keep coming back in, yes. You have to manually punch them.
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I see me taking them. I'm going to try to be a wind snuff. I am so happy. I think you can put out 22 albums. Okay.
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22 albums. Well, there was your whizzy mode. And to net your Dumbledore mode. I'm so happy. You can die happiness around you.
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Jay-Z, what do you think of pinball dances in special ones? And have you ever seen one do an IRL? Pinball dances?
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Who are you talking about? There's a lot of people that are sort of doing like crazy moves. I often get caught doing crazy moves if stuff's really intense and it's a game that I can get away with hitting a bit.
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I can finally unfollow and leave the stream. Freedom! Thanks, bud. It's been real girly. It's been real girly.
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Probably not. I think she has some word crap or I don't even know what. I don't know that the Friday party requires a pass to get in.
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Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've seen all the people do their dances. I've seen Coy Morris do his, like, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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I've seen it all. It's incredible. Well, that crapped on me. Yeah, just give it to him, and he'll know it's mine.
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Yeah, the Special Win Link documentary. It's a documentary about pinball that came out, I want to say, six years ago? Eight years ago? Alright, so you have, uh, you need two billion. Yeah, Rick Stetta, the guy looked like he was losing control of his body when he played pinball.
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Go on Google or YouTube and look up Rick Stetta pinball and watch him play. The guy looked like he was having a seizure every time he played pinball. His legs would give out and he would just, like, tap it. It's like, this is how we play pinball. You want that range. Good fix. Nice, now you get to the final drop. So it's going to come out of here right in the final drop. There it goes. Nice. That could have bounced over. Oh, that was sick. Oh, that was it.
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You're ready, slow-run. He was the best in the world for a long time, yeah. I've never got to see Rich Stead in person, and I'm sad. Oh, you should have trapped that.
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Yeah. Still haven't found that video of Jack Danger with the cast on his arm? Facebook, man. Look up their Metallica video. It's a Metallica launch party video that they did.
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And my arm was busted. I didn't win the whole thing, but I definitely beat the Sharp Brothers. Especially that early on in my pinball career when I was still sort of new to the whole thing.
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Erica Baboon. So, I showed you the Whizzy Mode. It's not on Stern's Facebook. It's got to be. Maybe Stern has a YouTube you can look up or something.
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Nothing's, I mean, you can find anything on the internet. Not on Stern's Facebook. Just Google Facebook.
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No, I'm sorry. Google Stern Metallica Launch Party. We at Facebook. Send him an Instagram. If Googling Stern Metallica Launch Party finds it, I get to steal one of your pins.
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Whenever I go to a tournament, my goal is to beat Jason Werdick, yeah? I remember going to a tournament when Jason was being called up to play on a machine, and they said his name wrong. They said,
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Jason Werdick? We're looking for Jason Werdick. And he's like, it's word ring. There's an R in there, like two R's. Like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, Jason, if you just stand right here, we've got to find your opponent. He'll be like, all right, Mark, it's you versus Jason Werdick. And he's like, it's Werdick. And they're like, oh, right, right, sorry, sorry, sorry. And then the person keeping score had to leave, so they had to pass it off to another person, this young lady. Okay, so who do we got here? We got Gary versus Jason Weardick? And he's like, fuck this. Fuck this. Donate to kids.
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Bye, Gary. Later, Derek. Can I post a link about my tic-tac? Someone's got to permit it. I don't have the power because my hands are free. What's up? Oh yeah, if you're a sub you can post whatever you want. Subs can post whatever links they want. That's just, uh, that's just, come to the territory my friend. Post whatever you want.
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Dirty or clean, it's on your team. Today we get to steal one of my team's tracks? Isn't that pretty?
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The weird dick only rises during the full moon. I saw her in the Michigan State Fair. Like this. Okay, cool. This is hilarious. Alright, cool. Yeah, don't eat to me. You too, sir. Yo, Jay, nasty. Is there a delay? No. I think doing that camera thing sort of screwed everything up for a minute.
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Opposite of the morning. Yes. Alright, the gulps are in effect. Don't be penalty kick. Morning wood versus the lair, Dick.
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I'm dying. Whoa, what the hell was that? There we go. So we got the gulps out. You just picked a life, me too. What? This is when Christina turned into Xtina for the first time. Xtina? This is when she did dirt after that. She got that dirt. Dirt with dirt. She did the cover of Rolling Stones where it was like her butt. Oh, Xtina? Christina? Christina? Yeah, yeah. I think you got rid of the sound of the thing. What? Go, go, go, go, go. Yeah.
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Fudge, man! Crushed peanut. Ah, balls. Yo, I'll take a bill and a half on ball one. Oh, do it again. I'm here on the...
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Googling Wartrick was kind of lame. Once these were Urban Dictionary. Listen, I'll find this damn video while Laura plays. How's that? I thought I had to use the other elemental growls It so stupid My stomach hurts from eating ice cream but all I want is Little Caesar pizza right now
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You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean, guys? It's like when your leg says intolerance or something, and you can't eat cheese, but all you want to do is eat cheese. Ow. That's how it feels. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. I just heard you Facebook. You just typed Facebook into the Facebook. Oh, it was me? Yeah. I made a pizza on my stream today and... Tell the fly what the pizza is? What's right, Kyo? Cool. I don't know what that means. It's exciting. Exciting, uh, exciting video gaming content. I hope you're streaming under creative, because you will get banned.
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Ow. One time I made a pizza with Jack's face on it. Oh yeah. It was actually, it was great. Ben, what's up buddy?
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That was really fun. What, you playing pinball? With your face on it. Yeah, it was fun. Uh, we're on our way back to the whizzy mode. Like this, guys. That's okay, Katie. Equals pizza face. Thanks, Laura. Ow. Yes, I have a pizza face. That's why you wear the sunglasses. A face... A face only a pizza could love.
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Isn't that an all-in-all advocate? What? Pizza face. I have resting pieces. Donkey taco. Thank you for the follow. Kiha. Candlelight.
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Mother Frank. Contanker. Butterbeast. I got that buttery. Everything's great butter, Dee. Sure, it happens.
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Ow! Everybody. I hope you're enjoying the World Cup Soccer 94 footage and listening to the hottest jams of 1990.
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Let's make out. You know you want to. No? Okay, then. Uh, I... I don't have time to look for that stuff. I'm strumming.
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Every time. You're right. Lex is not on it. Google. Dad, Rich, hold on.
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Like, dear Google, one time I was looking for this dinosaur. His name was Ricky. Do you know where Ricky is? And Google's like, what the hell are you talking about, dog? Rich Santoro. This song is not about me, that is for sure.
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Bye, friend. Oh fudge! Oh my god. So I can get rid of the Yoshi, but Yoshi's really fine. What? What are you looking at? You're being tall.
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European tall. European so tall, man. Come on. Go in. Ladies and gentlemen, please correct me if I'm wrong, but 2,000 megabytes is 2 gig, is that correct?
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Oh, you turned, dog. Two gigabytes. Alright, cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool, so streaming, I guess, for two hours is, it's like a gig an hour. I'm trying to get these numbers situated for when I start doing more location stuff, and I'm using a hotspot. I need to know how much data I need to bring with me.
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You know what I'm saying? Download more RAM. Serious! What's up, serious? 2,000 megabytes is a gigabyte? Are you sure that's not 2 gigabytes? 2 Gigglebikes? You mother!
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Oh, yeah, I'm sweating. I'm sweating all over, so I can get a new computer. Two gigs, two gigs. No, I'm not talking about RAM, you nerds. I'm talking about how much data has gone through the internet. Download some more RAM.
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Bibble Bites? Happy, toss it back to me, then. Take a little drink. It's not going to be slow. That's how pretty much everyone does their location streams like Kappa.
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Like if you watched Kappa's stream from Expo last year, that was all done off of Hotspot that other people were using as well. It works out really well.
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Don't use them all as Jigawatts. 1.21 Jigawatts. Fun? Jigglebox? Cheers. Jigglebox. Ah! Ah! Ah! Jigglebox.
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I'm not getting that one. Thanks. 1.21 Jigglebox. Very strong. Got to download all the Jigglebox. Can I get a little jiggle, bud? What? Trying to jiggle? I want a bud. Is that a J-Rock quote from TPB? Or a ham?
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No, I'm using a mobile hotspot. Everything's going to be fine. I'm just trying to track how much data I'm using so that I know what it's going to take to stream for a couple hours when I'm doing the launch party. I'm just like two grams good.
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Pinball whiz. Let's crack it, dude. Good to see you, man. I might go up to a song. Hey. Where's your phone? Skip it, Wes. It's in your mouth when you're yawning. On camera. Uh-huh, uh-huh. One handed multi ball girl. Are you so good at this? well here you go ladies and gentlemen
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Mr. Lovalova mmmmm cream I'll name my favorite creamer in this bag Vigo. Yo, Vigo. Vigo, streamer VIP.
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Oh, Steve, thanks, buddy. Jeez. Jeez Louise. How did you find to do this tournament last night? They won. It was actually a tie, But they won the tiebreaker. So the points remain the same for both teams, but they still have a win. So when wins stop mattering and points matter, they're an equal at this point, at this juncture.
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Boom. I'm sick. Did you guys see the butts chalk drawing in the bathroom at that bar? It was incredible.
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Those little apple boxes. This is the most cool music, yes sir. The 90s night out in here. Sequel breeze.
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Oh, you said new season? Yeah. It started yesterday. Nice. No dead foot. This season and it's throwing everyone off.
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Oh, right. Too dangerous. Oh. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Ah! Oops. You'll notice me, Ben Pye. I should? Yeah. Notice me, Ben Pye.
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Rightly so. I'm not, I'm not senpai. I guess I am. Yeah, we'll just go that I'm just senpai. Where's the tilt counter?
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How far is that? Two? Why? Pardon me. Sounds like a pretty good ending though. Boom! Notice me senpai! Boom!
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No Turkishmi Senpai! Good! Very frum-mum-tic Oh, romantic That Was all the balls Hit them with a jig
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But you know Oh, there he goes. Let's get on. Jaden, grip. I hope you're okay, buddy. There he is. Ah! Nope, that's not him. Hard down. All right. I'm in for the next one now. Oh, you have to poop? Yeah. You better come back screaming and turning the hand drive.
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Internet, the music just shifted to something else. If you want to get with me, better make it last. I think Laura left knowing it couldn't change this. What are you doing over there? What the hell is this kid? Yeah, I know guys, calm down. DTK, baby. Blitz Fury, thanks for the follow my man. Or my ma'am. Jada, you're back!
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I think Jada missed like 12 results. We can have our dirty, dirty friends. The mother. Trouble woman next? You never know. You got the music in you!
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you Thank you. The first CD was Ill Communication by Beastie Boys. The first CD... What else did I have? I don't know. Storm D. What the frick? You're a cooler, is what you are. Do you know what a cooler is? I take the fun out of the game and make you drink. Like when people are playing like craps, someone walks up and they do bad all of a sudden, you're the cooler. It was a hot table, you cooled it down.
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Coolers, man, coolers. I love it. Ripped. Ripped, Laura. What is happening? No, God, that's just fine. All right, we can skip it. We can skip it.
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Alright, listen to some D-Light. Groove is in the heart. D-Light. I was just thinking what my first CD was, that wasn't like my first album I've ever received. I think the first album I ever received was either the Footloose soundtrack or, um, ah, what was kicked by NXS? So this rockin' that we're in I'm living there on the line La Bamba, nice.
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Hey, that's your mama. I just got rumped. Straight rumped. Yo, cooler, what are you doing? Laura, are you stealing stuff in there?
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I'm using the movie. What? Okay. I think it's time to go, Internet. Alright, come on. With Kareem's greatest hits, that's awesome. Uh, damn, I can't hear that.
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Alright, we'll play one more game and we're gonna get the hell out of here. Laura's gotta go. The first CD I bought was, man, I think it was LL Cool J. Oh really dude? I remember buying a lot of Eazy-E stuff back in the day. I was obsessed with Eazy-E.
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I even bought his Christmas album. Merry Emmer-effin' Christmas. Obviously, I don't want to swear. But yeah, he came out with a Christmas album, and it was hilarious. And I recommend you all go listen to Eazy-E's Christmas album.
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30? My man. Infinite Red Stakes Away. Eazy-E had an X-Wing album? Man, the loss of Street Red. But, Rubber Ducks, I'm telling you, listen to it. The street cred is absolutely still there. It is awful. Awful as in, like, I can't even explain it. It's beautiful.
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Astro, what's up, buddy? We're just about to take off here, man. Sorry about it. There you go. Sorry about it.
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Oh, they creep in. What are you doing? Rubber ducks, I promise you, you're going to love it. But there's so much more pinball to play. I know, guys, I know. That's outtakes. That's outside.
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Crap! Okay. Live. Stop. Yes. There you go. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hmm! Ah, you're spinning. Alright, we need...
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Unable to play? Uh, hello? Oh, come on! I don't want to hear this. Can you guys hear the soccer ball? You can, right? It's louder than music. Well, currently, yes.
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What's with the other clicker? This? Oh! It magnifies. Sounds like how you, oh when you put baseball cards in spokes? Yeah, I guess you're right. I still think it sounds like a dolphin. Split flipper? Hold on, I gotta figure, I gotta find something quick. They don't want to hear what we're carrying. There is the Rdio account. Did someone take it off of here? I think someone caught wind that we were stealing their audio account. I'm going to have to put my own on here.
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That's not fun. That's not fun at all. Dolphin sex? Yeah. Alright, Laura, we're going to split-cooker this. Hold tight. You ready? Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah. Yeah. Um, I need... I need a good dance jam.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I need a good dance jam. By the way, what did you think of the camcorder? quarter. Rubber ducks, I think it's a little pricey for my taste, ma'am. Oh, on my jump. Oh, you're coming down here. Have fun, Nekio. I won't. Tell me you're not going to play it. it of course of course this just isn't working Ready? Your job is to win.
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Um, okay, well that's it. Oh, cool. Nice. Uh, rubber ducks, that should make sense. I should do a donation goal to up the gear on the stream. The money that I raised initially was for the TV show that we're wrapping up. Alright, let it bounce. Okay? Let it bounce. Trust it. Trust it. Answer it. I just said get it! Can you split flipper by yourself? Yes, it's called one handed. I accidentally activated the mega save.
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Alright, come back. Nice job. Shoot it. Excellent. It thought that we locked the ball. It did not lock the ball. There we go. Been there in the car tonight, drove it from Zimbabwe a long time ago. Where did it come from, where did it go? Nice. All right, in the final drive. No, let it bounce! You gotta trust your dead flips, buddy. Trust it.
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Trust your blue. Here we go. Crap. I'm hearing a whistle. Ah, the goalie's looking a little battered up there.
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All right. You gotta trust the bounce versus trust the bounce versus...
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Well we hit a billion together. You ready? I've seen you higher. Nice. That's how extra balls are made? Gross. All the way around. Ooh! Yaw. Dammit. No, no, no. Yaw comes, yaw comes. You killed it with your hands around it. That was you. Good job, jerk. Can you get two for me? Ahem! Alright, Internet. It's you, AJ! It's me, AJ.
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Welcome to the league, brother! You're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, I need flippers and butts up. That is a new sub. New sub? That just subbed right now.
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Hard as heart reporting for duty. What's up, buddy? Hell yeah. Um, well... Hmm. What to do? It's me, AJ. You put me in a curious position here, friend.
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You subbed as we were about to turn the stream off. Now, I'm wondering, since you've just subscribed, I will leave this up to you.
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Should we play a handful more games, or should we bounce and play Stern Kiss first thing when we stream tomorrow? I'll leave it up to you. You're a new sub. I love your face. We'll make out. Yo, Kung Fu with that booty.
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Nina's booty is way juicier than mine. Absolutely. Hard fart reporting for duty. I love that so much. What do you think? What are you going to do?
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What are you going to do? I'm seeing booties and I'm enjoying them. But. Kiss tomorrow, but I don't get to work until 5 p.m. Mountain. I don't know what 5 p.m. Mountain is. Is that an hour behind us?
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What is Mountain Time compared to time here? I don't know about it. Guys, I need your help. Genres. Rock. Looking at me doesn't do anything. I love you.
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What are people saying? Eastern. Pacific. Now they're just saying it can't be Eastern. 5 p.m. Pacific. I don't know. What is it? It's one hour difference. It's me, AJ. Um, one hour difference isn't that bad. We, uh, start streaming at, like, 4.30 central.
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Um, and maybe I'll go a little later tomorrow for you. How does that sound? Sound good? Just for you, buddy. Everyone else has to get the frick out of chat, and then it's just you and me.
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What's as cool as last time? High fives and butt slaps. All right, everyone, have a wonderful night. I love you so much. Laura and I are going to go have a romantic time beating each other up. One-on-one deep voice into the mic. Take it easy, new guy.
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Ow. Judy's holding up all the lights. Oh, there it is. It's like this. Oh, there you go. Have a great night, kids. I love you so much. Really, though. Really, I love you. Really.
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Can you hit zero? Sleep tight, and go play some pinball. Booties. just really quick as I'm leaving folks can you just max out the butt spam into the chat for me please just every single butt you have thank you guys I love you so much woo
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I'm a man without ambition I'm a man who doesn't know How to stay young Come to the picture Come and go