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Safe Cracker Pinball Let's Play

Dead Flip·video·2h 22m·analyzed·Jan 24, 2021
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Safecracker, praising its unique design and token mechanics.

Summary

Jack Danger (DeadFlip) streams a Let's Play of Safecracker, a 1996 Valleytable designed by Kat Lawler featuring a narrow body cabinet, timed gameplay, token mechanics, and board-game-style layout. He discusses game mechanics including four drop target banks, multiball, a spinning disc, and the novel token-payout system while interacting with Twitch chat.

Key Claims

  • Safecracker was released in 1996 by Valley (Williams) and designed by Kat Lawler

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states the year and designer midway through the stream

  • Safecracker is a narrow-body pinball machine, one of the only examples Jack can think of

    high confidence · Jack repeatedly emphasizes how narrow the cabinet is, unable to fit his pin mover underneath it

  • The game features four drop target banks, which is exceptionally rare in modern pinball

    high confidence · Jack states: 'Four drop target banks. One, two, three, four. Four drop target banks, all right? The Games nowadays, you're lucky to get one, okay?'

  • Safecracker uses a token-payout system where tokens roll down the backglass and can be used to start wizard mode

    high confidence · Jack demonstrates and explains the token mechanics throughout gameplay and during setup

  • The game is heavily weighted and difficult to transport

    high confidence · Jack comments: 'And it's also heavy as hell. Yes. For some reason, this game is honking heavy, bro.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is a holy grail for me to just play for many, many years.”

    Jack Danger@ 20:42 — Expresses personal significance of the machine; it was a long-time dream to play Safecracker

  • “Four drop target banks, all right? The Games nowadays, you're lucky to get one, okay?”

    Jack Danger@ 10:23 — Highlights the rarity and design ambition of Safecracker compared to modern pinball

  • “This game is extremely unique. This game was a holy grail for me to just play for many, many years.”

    Jack Danger@ 20:36 — Reiterates the cultural/collector significance of the machine

  • “Getting a token on this game is sort of... it is a literal... roll.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:17 — Describes the difficulty and randomness of obtaining tokens

Entities

Jack DangerpersonKat LawlerpersonSafecrackergameValleycompanyDeadFliporganization

Signals

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    community_signal: DeadFlip streaming pinball content with active Twitch chat engagement, viewers gifting subs and providing tips/feedback during gameplay

    high · Multiple subscription gifts, chat participation, and viewer interaction throughout the stream

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Safecracker represents distinctive design era with four drop target banks and token mechanics; Jack notes rarity of such features in modern pinball design

    high · Jack explicitly contrasts Safecracker's four drop target banks to modern games being 'lucky to get one'

Transcript

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0:00
PepeG. Welcome aboard, kid. DOS reboot! Yo, thank you for continuing that gifted sub. Ooh-wee. There's an unusually high-pitched sound. I-Lol, you're the only person saying that, bro. Look, does it go away when I do this?
0:21
Did it go away now? It's gone? Okay. Yeah. That was me banning you. Okay? So, you know. Relax. He didn't do anything. Welcome aboard, kid.
0:47
All right. Here. Let me try. See. All right. Well, the problem is going to be do the Pepe G's with, like, Android phones want sound or do we not want sound?
1:01
The Banehammer. Hello from Holland. What's up? Hello, Holland. Good to see you. All right. Well, without further complications and delays, we're just going to hop right into this, okay? Because this is a joke. Computer's not working. Everything's broken. I had a good day. I'm not going to let this shit trigger me, okay?
1:22
Thanks for the hype train. Yacht, thank you for 21 months in a row. gut travel 49 my gosh let's just get into it if you haven't played this game it's safe cracker it's a great game okay it parallel design it's a narrow body you heard me right it's a narrow body i can't get my pin mover underneath this game okay um yeah that's how narrow it is so So it's a timed game, and let's just get right into it. Candy.
2:00
2000 security system online. Can you hear the game? 45 minutes until area shutdown. And it's also heavy as hell. Yes.
2:14
For some reason, this game is honking heavy, bro. Get going. Also, they're... It's looking for a ball, but I have the ball. All right, let's try to get a token out of this thing. I feel like this camera's too high. Yeah, yeah, bro, I don't know why you're balling. Your turn.
2:36
Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Cagato, what's up? Now, the cool thing with this game is... Okay, first off, these are little BB flippers, okay? Um, to God I think it's 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, this is a timed game. So even if you drain, you're not out of the, you're not out, you know?
3:01
I feel like I'm playing a child's toy with my big old meat paws on the same thing. Game looks normal if I just like jam. She ain't. She, she tiny.
3:17
Oh, this game moans a lot, too. So, you know, if you're into that. Okay, we've done nothing. We've done nothing.
3:36
I'll explain all the cool stuff that's in this game in a second. I just wanted to get a cool game in. There's a lot.
3:43
This lock is usually... Yeah, that's usually the lock. It didn't hold? Wait. Why didn't it hold the bar?
3:53
I don't... I don't understand. Hold on, let me drop this camera. Man, I let my daughter hang out. Everything breaks. Have a nice day. Or we made $172,000. Credit dot, yes. I am the candy. All right, candy. Security system.
4:20
45 minutes. All right, we have 45 minutes. It's not actually minutes. All right, please. For your own safety, please leave the area immediately.
4:35
You have been warned. What do you got? What do you got, baby? What do you got? Computer disabled? Okay.
4:51
Everybody wonder why the backlash cam is so far out from the dot matrix? Because you've got to look at the game board as well.
5:06
The game board is part of the game, he said. Keep the ball up there, you dork. Thank you. The back left has a board game. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:22
All right, let's see if we can sneak in the roof here. Oh, epic. Oh, yeah. In the roof. Let's go. All right, so the ball's the winner. Magic token. All right, good night.
5:43
I always go fast. Oh, two. All right, 20K. Fast. Only three people. How are you supposed to know what to do here?
6:01
Wait. That was a real thing? How do you know what that code's supposed to do? Now what? No! The dog's grow. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Logic, what's up? The dog. The dog's running. Logic, running.
6:22
Nice job. Please, speak to me. Okay, we started a multi-ball. I wanted to stay in the board game, but, you know, multi-ball's a good thing. Don't you... Game, please.
6:41
Can you all stop raining the mountain? Oh, oh, oh. Not good. The flipper skills you get out of this game.
7:13
Okay. 20 minutes remaining. We've got to get back in. So let's go this route. Oh. I love the Chicago accent of the criminal.
7:41
Now, there have been games that are harder to screen. This is 100% one of the harder games. There's no time to look away. This game is 100% action.
7:57
I'm going to give that note for the color. Ooh, ah, oh. How the eff are you supposed to know the code? Never understood that? You're not.
8:06
Five minute old account subbing. Yo, Logic. What's up? Thank you. You've had an account for five minutes and you're subscribing? Let's go.
8:16
That's how you do it. Game over bonus. Try to look for three-letter shortening words. Oh, okay. Endy V. Is this my favorite table, hands down? Heck yeah. This is fun.
8:31
It's like playing a toy. With these hands? Oh, my gosh. Yo, be on. Thank you for the 100 videos. Have a nice day.
8:40
Ooh. All that for an ooh. Logic, you bought a home-use-only Deadpool Pro this weekend? Welcome to the frickin' club. Logic, you are not going to regret it. Holy moly. Congratulations.
9:01
I feel like I moved this. I did. All right. Let's get some more money here. What year did Valley release this table? 1996. and this game was the beginning of two things that they were trying to do one was narrow body games I don't know if this was the first one but it's the only one I can think of and the second was a token game or a token pin token hyphen pin, a game that gives you tokens so a token will spit out of the back box and roll down the glass I'll simulate it for you. Watch this.
9:46
Comes down like that, and then you knock over your Penn Stadium lighting. By the way, you can't Penn Stadium this game from the outside. It's a very small game.
9:58
ATM for score bonus? Lit. Let's get it. This is Salt the Vault. My favorite way to get a token is just from the teller. My tool is so tiny, though. So, even though this is a small game and it uses little bitty things, okay, this game has four drop target banks. One, two, three, four. Four drop target banks, all right?
10:26
Games nowadays, you're lucky to get one, okay? Four drop target banks. Two suits, one of them being a very target that turns into a suit. Okay, I'm on my way. A spinning disc.
10:42
A buck. And this whole kicking, weird locking mechanism. Welcome aboard, Jim. Infinite driver. Thank you so much for the entire year. I appreciate you, bub.
10:54
The guard wants money. Say less. Oh, yeah, you want seven grand? Yeah, I'll give you seven grand. Oh, you're still going to come after me?
11:05
One. Donuts? Yeah. The cop thing comes to me, baby. That's not enough. Why, you got your right on me. I got donuts. Nope, I got donuts. Wait, what do the donuts do?
11:26
Wait, don't the donuts get rid of the cops? I don't know how to play this. This is a pecking game, bro.
11:34
I'm nudging it if I feel like I'm cheating. I think you can use it for a bribe. Oh. There it is. Can you backhand that? Oh, yay.
12:03
Oh, there it is. I'm trying to push my way in there. Donuts or your boner? Oh. The spinning disc got in the way of the kick. That's what it was. Let's do that. All right, ATM card. Here we go.
12:23
We have a hot ATM card. Let's do this. Yeah, this. Okay, let's go. Come on. Give me a token. Give me a token. Give me a token. Come on, lady. Give me a freaking token, lady.
12:41
I mean, I'll make a multi-ball. Please be careful. Oh, don't insert the alternative to money for bribes? Oh.
12:51
Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, welcome aboard, kid. You have no idea how long I've wanted to see you crack some safes. Yeah, we out here now. I mean, we played this digitally, but, you know, there's some things you've got to do. Some things you've got to put your hands on, you know?
13:13
The clock is running. Oh, we did that. Oh, come on. Hit that entry target. That ain't it. I'm a key lime. What's a piggy, Bob? I appreciate you.
13:26
Let's try to pull up here. I'm a key lime. Thank you so much for the 10 months. Oh, no way. All right, so, note to teller, how do we get up top?
13:37
Uh, light. I can't see your face. Move a little to the side so I can see your face. Do I, do I know you?
13:55
Hold on, internet. Don't have much time. Five minutes until area shutdown. Boom, boom. Head for the ramp.
14:27
Intruder is now in 7-0. Area shutdown is underway. So the previous owner of this place is trying to come in. Can we let him in? Complete termination.
14:50
Internet? I'm turning the camera on and sideways. You have been terminated. Have a nice day. So hold tight.
15:28
Thank you. Did you say Uh-oh, Antifa, you nerds. It's a mask thing. You heard me say that? I was just trying to find excuses for him to not come in here.
16:39
He wants me to sign for a Federal Express credit card machine that's coming in and then put it aside.
16:55
Which I'm not going to do. not my problem bro first off federal express doesn't exist anymore bro that was some cowboy shit okay get on the ups train you nerd all right It could be legit. He said he used to own the place for 10 years. And, I mean, when I came in here to scope the place out, it sort of checks out.
17:41
Get that coin for the channel prediction? Oh, do I have to get a coin for channel prediction? All right, let's get it. Candy. 2,000 security system online. He's like, you don't have to be scared of me. I'm like, I'm still watching rolling in here without a mask on. I got you on camera. I don't give a shit if you roll me.
17:57
All right, let's get it. We're getting that coin. Did he also say his car broke down and he just needs money for... No.
18:04
He seemed pretty genuine. That the cracker was a verb for the title of the game. Pretty multi-ball. Okay, so internet. Do you remember a while back when, you know, we had a long-time viewer named Mike Squirrel, and then we banned him for trying to drag him out, sending him a jizz bomb in some other different way. And, you know, the other Discord most of them thought it was freaking hilarious, but it's not. So, anyway, if you go look at one of my latest YouTube videos, he left a message on a YouTube video saying how he hates Papa, and why the hell did there need to be women's tournaments? And just going off on that.
18:58
Good riddance, buddy. Have fun. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Another T.A.D. Let's go. We are out here. I see him in a lot of other discords. Yeah.
19:22
Well, he's super upset with Papa, or replay effects, if you will, and the need for women's tournaments. You know, that. There's that.
19:37
Who makes Safecracker? It was a Valerie Williams game, but it was designed by Kat Lawler. Lawless man. The lawless man.
20:03
What's wrong for him? Yeah, exactly. Damn, the teller really must hate this space if she keeps sending you TNT. I mean, she's the one giving me a little bit of trouble. Okay, so now that we're back to regular play, let's try to get into the freaking vault here. Come on, game. All the way up. This game is extremely unique. All the way up.
20:36
This game is extremely unique. This game was a holy grail for me to just play for many, many years. By the way, if the music's too loud, let me know.
20:49
But I think you should be good. All right, give me that ATM, baby. Where playtime goes up, it's the better you do. Yeah. So it's timed gameplay.
21:03
I want the donuts on the left. Oh, get that entrance. That's Sparkle. Ooh, you just built some time up there. Get away. Wheel and field.
21:29
The return is a recurring guest. Not me. post-COVID or pre-COVID, yes. We've still got a little while. In the middle of the pandemic, that's a hard task for me, dog.
21:44
Thanks for your support. This seems on sort of like a permanent. Why do we keep? I don't know. Please be careful. Is this on some sort of like tournament setting?
21:55
This gives me experience multiple again. But yeah, anyone comfortably housing that Mighty Squirrel guy, you know, there's the person you're dealing with. So I guess that's for you to condone or not. Oh, man, we're getting paid over here.
22:38
Oh! Get up there. Okay, later. If we get DNC again, bro, Okay, we got Lock is lit. Okay, we'll take a lock. Lock is lit.
23:03
It's running. No. No, no, no. No, give him the ball. Give him the ball. I drained. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.
23:20
We didn't get. We haven't gone up top once. You said my name? God, we have half a million dollars. Explosives?
23:37
What the hell is explosives? I've never even seen this before. Come on. Did we get some time from that? No!
23:49
This game is on my list, but they never come up with failure. Yeah, and if they do, they're, like, in pieces because what people do is they'll buy two or three of these to build one master game, you know? You have been terminated. So that was $6.99. Have a nice day. All right. Listen, if there was a prediction on that, we did not get a token.
24:09
So let's keep this train rolling. Candy. $9,000 Canadian. Candy system online. I'll tell you what. Getting a token on this game is sort of, it is a literal dice roll. It seems to get jumped from boards a lot. That's close.
24:28
Hey, the man, Tater. Hey, the man. Didn't really have a lot to say on that. There we go. Probably been tatted.
24:50
Okay. Okay, get back in there. The other way is getting a few cash. And you keep accidentally hitting the spinning ring.
24:59
We're getting time on time. Now, watch her shoot the teller and she gives us a freaking P&P again. Just kidding. We'll never hit the teller shot. We're going to hit the spinner again.
25:11
Rain Dog believes in you at least. I appreciate your bud. Hey, someone's got you. The design of that has always been flawed, and that locking mechanism didn't officially lock the ball. So what the heck. Wait, I realize I voted yes.
25:33
Come on, go up top. Head for the ramp. Hey. Jeez Louise. Yes. Oh, we're going up, baby. Let's go. I like going into them. It just feels right coming into them. You know?
26:01
And the roof, I think, was the best shot for tokens. Yeah. One. Oh, my God. Move one spot? Oh, yeah. Cash machine access. Keep going. Hey.
26:18
You want 135? You've got to be kidding. No. That's not enough. I'm not giving you any money. All right, you're coming with me.
26:29
I'm keeping my check. Wait, does he take the money? Missed you pretty good, pal. Hold on. Fifteen minutes. Does he take the money anyway?
26:44
That's sparkly. What a crock of shit. Lady, give me the freaking token. I'm going to stop knocking on my door, though.
27:01
Next time I'm streaming, and that's some gun come, I am not, I'm just not, I'm just not answering the door.
27:11
You better crack it. I'm sorry. What do you think you're doing? Since you refused to give money, he kicked you off. Right, but I lost a lot of cash.
27:31
Enter the cellar room lift. Oh, I can't believe you're doing it to me. We need to find this Fade's off switch. You are tricky. There we go. We're going through the basement. We're going through the cellar. Wait, is that main entrance? Five.
27:48
Okay. Recycle cops. Wait, what? I helped the cop? One. You better give me a five or a six, dog. Give me a five or a six.
28:06
Not him! All right, you're coming with me. There is no escape. He only takes your money if you offer it as a bribe. He was asking...
28:26
Oh, maybe... Oh, you're right. You're right, maybe. There's no escape, so we just hide out. Okay, we gotta... How do we light this multiball here?
28:50
Shoot the flashing drop target lights to light up. Attaboy. Let's wheel and deal. The shooter is now in sudden death. Walk-along one has been deactivated. All right, come on. Give me a token. Come on, baby. Keep it rampant.
29:17
Wait. I like it. Lock is lit. I don't like it. That's for the ramp. These little flippers are impossible to engage. Thank you.
29:53
Ball locked one. I got two fucking balls locked up. What was he even talking about? Man, call me over again.
30:08
Can we get another egg? Ah. Nice job. I'm heading for the fucking ramp, you're not taking the, you're taking the ball! And you gave me a warning! For nothing!
30:30
Guard called on Ryan. Yeah, get stuck, bro. Wait, or is that a good thing? Or a bad thing? So I can't add more time once you hit sudden death, right?
30:48
Stop. You need to find this space. Are you helping? There you go, dear. For your own safety, please leave me alone. It's a box of wonder.
31:01
What? I can't believe you're doing this. That's what he entrances. Stop. You need to find this space. What the wonder? It's a 3D modeling software.
31:21
Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Jeebs, thank you so much for that brand new sub. We can assault the vault. You have been terminated. We got an easy mill there. Have a nice day.
31:40
Love the baby flipper life catches. Thanks, dog. Love the swearing. Keep it up. Damn it, Dion. I'm sorry. I'll stop swearing. I got a million dollars.
31:53
I am the candy. 2,000 security. What's safe crack-a-lackin'? 45 minutes until area shut down. How the hell do we get up here?
32:03
Quick and easy. Ma'am, your orgasm's out of control. You have been locked up. What are the lock targets? Where are the lock targets?
32:20
You didn't lock in like that. Okay. You didn't hold the ball, you. Me? Why didn't you hold the fucking ball, though?
32:36
Let's lock them up. We're in the bank. Hey, hook up and play the card game. All right, we're getting that magic token.
32:46
Fudge. Watch the guard come right now. Don't give up. What the frick is going on? Keep going. Stop giving me wine!
33:01
Keep going. Donuts. Don't give up. Welcome aboard, kid. What? Club Train gifted a tier 1 sub to Steam 138. Oh, what the... What the... What the frick is happening, bro?
33:24
Watch this motherfucker roll five. I'm closing in. Over. Okay, slow is the way to go. Slow is the way to go. We'll go slow again. Ha-ha! I'm in a butthole.
33:39
Come, come, come. Poke me, baby. Poke me. Have a nice day. What the fuck's the money on this thing? 55 minutes until area shutdown. What?
33:59
What? What's that? That's sparkle. What's he saying? Oh, we're going to have a deal. What the hell just happened? She does that sometimes?
34:18
So, like, there's no, like, we're done in the game, right? Like, we have to start. Welcome aboard, kid.
34:33
Yo, Arcade Hollywood is 29 months in a row. Thank you, my dude. Okay, I'm on my way. Why is he doing this?
34:46
Are you seeing this kick out? If we're in sudden death, that's going to be sudden death. Atta boy. Atta ball.
35:03
Let's reel in. The lock doesn't work. Watch this shoot ring on you. Okay, I don't know why you're swapping now. Was it because I called your ass out? I don't understand.
35:16
The game is probably teching that level. But it feels really good. All right. Let lock them up Ah who is this This is your idol I Think I gonna have to see your Z Yo, I would die hating it.
35:55
How do those lanes work a lot? Are they... Are they eddy sensors? Are the top lanes dead? No, they're still dead.
36:12
That's top half and six. Right. Yes, Eddie for the left. Wow. Dude. What was this dude's bomb for this game?
36:29
Slow. I'll take two, because we're on a question mark. More time. That's what's up. Nice and slow.
36:43
Two more. Okay, we gave her a... Yeah, no, she's alerted. I can't even fucking go in there, bro. I hate this.
36:59
Rewind. You better keep letting me go. So she can catch up with me. Warren, you hit the dog! I can't.
37:16
You missed P&T? I sure did. All right. F you, dog. Moving right along. Your stash is $60,000. Code and scheme continue.
37:29
That was slick. Wait, it spit out three of them. Hold on, what is happening? I bet we could get some more time. It's fit up the race. We're rich.
38:07
Internet, we're rich. Place the token on the glass? I got four of them up there, baby. I'll show you which ones we collected.
38:28
Not so good, huh? The clock is running. Well, we didn't get a jackpot. Five minutes. Looks like we... Hey, welcome aboard, kids. Slappy!
38:42
My God. Slappy White 2001 gifted a tier one sub to Jimmy G Pestey R. They have given 46 gift subs in the channel. Thank you so freaking much, buddy.
38:53
You guys from Chicago, right? The announcer? She sounds like it. I love the, like, generic. All right, let's look at what we got.
39:04
I got my OG. So here's my OG token, all right? This is the one that I've had, and it looks like a hand caressing something. You have been terminated. Have a nice day.
39:26
Too much bokeh. All right, we're going to have to throw it up on this camera. Then we got this one. It's the guy breaking into the vault.
39:47
Then we got... What the fuck is this? Is there a satellite in this game or like a robot boob or something?
40:04
I don't know what that is. What is this? and then we've got the safecracker safecracker token so this has a special safecracker side that isn't on all of them All right. So some of you who don't know may be thinking, cool, what do you do with those? Here's what you do. There's a special slot in the game.
40:49
I didn't. Listen, I'm just going to put it out there. I didn't know that she'd moan like that. But here we are, okay? We're just going to move past it.
40:59
So, we have a magic credit now. What this does is, now that we start the game, directly into Wizard Mode. Hey!
41:14
You there! Stop! Insert more cash. All right, you're coming with me. Look at that. Gunshot? All right.
41:36
This doesn't count for the tradition, though. I don't think you can get tokens in this. I also don't know how to play this, so...
41:49
Assault! The Vault! All right, team. You work on the reds. I'll get the yellows. Excellent.
42:01
Keep it going. Okay. Make the computer moan a bunch, and we're golden, okay? Everyone just keep that computer moaning, okay?
42:13
They're totally doing stuff. We're assaulting the vault. Okay, there's cops. Can I hear cops? Oh, no.
42:41
Okay, we're assaulting the vault. There you go. Keep it in there. That's some good scratch right there.
42:57
Are we getting the money? Keep it coming. Clear it all.
43:11
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to shoot that. We got to shoot the very hard. Nice. We got that money.
43:32
Quarter million dollars, bro. Look how exciting this is. We only got one vault letter, though. My bonus was 1.4? Woo!
44:07
Player one. How's that coffee treating you? I feel great. Clappy. I'm just doing an SLP for you. This game knows so much.
44:34
Didn't this game have a gimmick where you could pay out winners with tokens or something? So it already happened. If you can complete the game board up there, which is not easy, it spits out a token that rolls down off the glass, hits the lock bar, catches air, and shoots you in the chest.
44:52
But because I, like, pulled the head down and put it back, maybe I didn't shake it enough, it spit out three tokens. Lit.
45:03
Candy. 2,000 security systems. Let's keep this train rolling. Dang, this game's fun. 45 minutes until area shutdown.
45:13
I love this game, y'all. Absolutely tight, buddy. So, tomorrow we're going to play. 45 minutes until area shutdown.
45:31
Probably Game of Thrones. Okay. And then Friday we're going to play Fish Kitties. Uh, Gavin hasn't hollered at me yet, so I don't know what the hell he's doing.
45:42
Okay, I'm on my way. Let's lock him up. Get up there. That was not a nice thing to do. Why no dolly? I don't have a dolly, dog. Oh, my God.
46:03
For your own safety, stay in the area immediately. Spin it. Ooh, that gave me more time. You could be a jerk and rig the coin shooter to fire.
46:14
That would, like, shoot me in the nose. I would love that. Lifer Shelf? Yeah, Frisk Hill Friday. All right, let's see if we can get some more tokens, baby.
46:24
We're going to go slow all day. Slow all day. Oh, man. This is the longest way, though. I'll do four. You there.
46:35
You got to be kidding. Oh, come on. I wanted you to take the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. We're filling our games back up.
46:53
Yo, Steam. What's up, baby? Uh, Krillin. Yeah, this game's a blast. Okay, we deactivated the vault alarm. Let's get it.
47:14
Ma'am, this is a bank. Please calm down. 20 minutes until area shutdown. Five minutes at it. Yeah. Let's go.
47:28
I'm not going to lie. I think the front of this game is leaning left. I'm not going to lie. Why would I lie? All right. Close the wheel.
47:49
Oh, wait. Okay. So getting rid of the alarms makes life easier on the grid up there because you don't have to travel as far.
48:00
I get it. So spelling alarm is actually huge. Spelling alarm is huge for, like, getting through the game faster.
48:15
You're recording one stream. So, top lane, okay, five minutes. I don't really need to do anything. game. At least it doesn't take 30 minutes until area starts to clear.
48:33
Let's lock them up. Got it. For your own safety, clear the area immediately. I would like to spell alarm.
48:47
Does this look like an alarm done? Yeah, let's go. Dude, the game is going to be so much easier now.
48:57
Did it say lock two? All right, slow. Come on, baby. Two? Come on. What's the fucking... What did I ask?
49:09
What is it? Oh, no. What if the game shocked me just then? Can someone make that mod? Please? Can someone mod it so that when you get the skull and crossbones, it shocks you? First off, I've never seen that before.
49:31
You can run a multi-play. How do I get that noticed? I don't run that. My head is shaking. I didn't take the fucking ball.
49:44
Can you take the... Hey, what's the deal? I've been eating donuts all day. What am I doing? I'm collecting hecking donuts.
50:00
How am I hurting you, computer? I'm collecting donuts. You keep moaning in my ear. Okay, tell her, give me a token, give me a token, give me a token, give me a token. This is a high-security area. Light out.
50:23
Is that the next alarm he activated? I still need to find it. You should. Hmm. You have the max amount of balls locked.
50:36
Right. So why isn't it giving you a monkey ball? Ocean Man. Oh, no free game? Keep it going. If we don't get a token this round, we'll play another Assault the Vault. Prediction is no. Oh, for... Yes, sorry, Internet.
50:58
You know better than to vote on me. But that just makes the yuppers when they do vote that much more of a payoff.
51:08
Oh, you are a trick packer. You have been warned. Oh. Okay. Okay, yeah, we got the answer. Okay, that's fine. We good, we good, we good. Are the cops like gophers or something? The cab art on the left is a little... Wait, what?
51:27
The cops are... They're bribe-able. Atta boy. Okay, we're good. We need to be conscious of spinning that so we can get more time on the game.
51:44
Like this. Yo, that works. Let's do it. I just wrapped a cop in Christmas. Boom, baby. Or tech and go. What do you think you're doing?
52:09
I'm assaulting the vault. You're a computer. I'm trying to fade the lock. There we go. All right, everybody, this is it.
52:26
It's time for some vault assaulting. I forgot to vote my prediction. All right, here we go. On the alarms. Oh, man, this is not a long way to go.
52:42
Unalterized cash machine access. Keep going. Oh, shit. Please do something. Candy. 2,000 access. I don't fucking know. It's moving so fast. How are you supposed to? 2,000 security system. Don't give up. security guards have been notified that computer aided watchdog has been released for your own safety come on baby come on baby come on baby daddy wants more tokens one Oh my god What does the bally thing do? Guard station? Come get it I'm already here Look at this guy Internet? We're in
53:57
Choke it! Boo-boo-boo! Come on, baby. I only need one. Why are you giving me multiples? We got tokens, baby.
54:23
Let's whittle a piece for some more fun. I bet we could get some more time.
54:40
Based on your stance, I thought you were going to try and catch the token with your mouth. Maybe I was.
54:49
Wow, we're young. I bet we could get some more time. Oh, you screwed me. Ooh, a 10k getaway? Damn, bud.
55:20
Come on, team. Are we out of time? Oh, damn. Let's keep it in train rolling. Let's go. completing the top lanes is going to give us another five minutes too spinning neck gives me a little love there goes block, yo beyond thank you bud catch the token in your mouth or else it gets the hose again alright sounds good man we got a million dollars in another five minutes I meant to say dollars but I don't know where I said dollars but you can say thanks It's a bit... Yeah, he's shooting all that. That's fine. We got all the time in the world.
56:06
TTS is really loud? Okay. I don't know how it could have gotten that. Definitely. Okay, so if it doesn't auto-plunge...
56:20
All right. All right, I made it much quieter. More time. Seriously, drop targets being that close to possible? That'd be hilarious. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Head for the entrance.
56:57
You are trespassing. I know nothing. The clock is running. Stop. You need to find this game's box. Imagine the theme and fire things that I saw. Head for the entrance. One more time.
57:15
You got an interest? You're doing this to me. I need more time. God damn it. I'm totally sudden dead.
57:36
And we can't get more time once we hit sudden death. Woo, going up top. No, why did that blink? to find this thing. Stop that bullshit.
57:52
It's supposed to dispense one token at a time. Ours is giving stuff. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Head for the entrance. Oh, geez.
58:04
You need to find this baby off switch. This is a high-tech security area. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Not that far to run. you gotta be effing kidding me dog if this cop comes out right now we're screwed come on yeah for good for good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no so much all right i'll take 10,000 yeah yeah yeah yeah all right come and get it copper we're getting fucking five right now one two three that's what i wanted that's actually what i wanted I'll take the little one on him.
58:46
He's just ahead. Oh, my God. This dude's catching up. Donuts. Mmm. Yeah, you can have those. Okay, we're still far enough away that he can't catch us. Oh, come and get it, baby. He's right on us. Oh, my God.
59:03
He's fine. Oh, shit. No, no, no. Stop. Oh, okay. We're almost there. This is it. Oh, we got hosed at the gate.
59:40
Sorry for the players, Internet. Can you save the Vox for Creep? I have the Vox for all those. I just need to edit them.
59:48
The Stranger Things one that we just did is going up first, just because I've been editing that one already.
59:56
Good guess. Next time, bring a key. You can't just buy a key. Internet. Gin and coffee has me on a different planet right now. You have been terminated. Have a nice day.
60:18
I'm 100% going to need the audio call-ups from this game. This game is still the idea of the Doctor Strange deck.
60:38
True. Drunken up all night. Oh, yeah, baby. Work all night to get lucky. What kind of coffee? Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee black. The only way I drink it. Hot coffee's too acrid for me, man. It's a little...
61:06
I used to drink the hot stuff all day long. until I had real iced coffee, and then I'm like, huh. Huh.
61:16
Uh-oh, we got a prediction going? Here we go. What do we got? 1996 is when this game came out. The prediction is, will Jack put up at least $2 million in this game? Woo! That's going to be a hill to climb, baby. Let's get it. Intruder alert. Go ahead, make my coffee. 45 minutes until area shutdown.
61:37
Come on, my baby. Oh, yeah. Five minutes down. Can you put a peep into this? I would have to modify it to have the large-ass arm.
61:54
How big is the sling ring from Avengers? Like, is that... Is this the same? It's not the same mask, no. I like my coffee. Okay.
62:05
And full of slave arms. All right. I'm a baby dresser. Oh, no. Well, we're maxed out on time right now, so even if it's raining, it ain't the end of the world. You know what I'm saying?
62:21
I take back what I said. What is the end of the world? Get up here some time. Let's wheel and deal. Stop screwing me, game.
62:37
Cold and bitter. I'm hearing stuff. Only one in ten have faith in Jack? That's okay. I mean, two million is a lot of points, though. It required a long-ass special mode for five million, you know? Okay, that'll give us a little time.
63:12
Okay. We just got to make sure we keep our squad going, Tina. There you go. Can't make the goal easy. Through that.
63:31
All right, Mama. This is it, baby. Right off the nut. Slow right off the nut. We've got to go all the way around this thing.
63:51
Starting off with a fork? Yeah, take the money. Thanks for the check. Get out of here. Keep going. Security guards have been notified of your presence.
64:04
We're making that money back. Let's go. By the way, I gave away points. So, sorry for the yuppers out there.
64:19
Wait. So, if the alarm goes off, it kicks you out and you've got to go back in? Okay. Mother of... Mother of her had a gift pack.
64:29
Yep. Sorry, I forgot that I didn't say my parking. Hold on, I'll try to focus up here. Yo, butt cheek, what's up? Love that name. Okay, they're pregnant.
64:54
How much is pregnant? It's actually pretty sizable. Collect the wheel value. Let's see if the light bank is on. I thought I queued up there.
65:08
Sit around. Oh, yeah. Okay. Followed on off. Okay. Can you check my parking? Please don't phone for me. This expired.
65:26
I better not have a ticket, bro. I blame that dude that came to my door. I really do. Don't. Are you in point?
65:39
Stop verifying the fucking train. Alright, we'll come back to that. Okay, we put some more time on the clock. And some on the truck. So we're good. Go check for tickets? We'll do that in a second. Back up top, baby.
66:08
I'll blame the GoPro setup. Hello? We have to travel the whole board again and your family is one. You could have given me the key! Listen, you don't get to stop on something.
66:25
Oh my god. Just give me the first thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Hell yeah, I'll take that. 20k? Yeah?
66:38
Use the tractor-pointing meter? I can't imagine. Fuck this game. Ugh. Okay, we've got to put it back in the program.
66:50
We almost did it. Damn it. And it has to go in the front door, yeah? Are you shorting me? Thank you.
67:07
Wait. What? Did I have to go through different entrances or something? I am confused. That one was so frickin' hard to... Well, that's okay. Multi-ball team.
67:33
Imagine keeping that multi-ball alive. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Okay, we're good. We've got to shut down this alarm. I've just got to hit that R right there.
67:45
We're not going to do it, though. got it first alarm gone please believe alright how much time do we have oh shit time is running out real quick oh no no no no close call close call no Oh, bro, she was literally still talking about it when we drained, okay?
68:30
You have been terminated. Have a nice day. She sounds so sweet. Does it keep feeding you balls when you drain until the clock hits zero? Yep.
68:42
Let me go check. We're safe, Internet. All right. It's time to assault the vault. Internet, I'm going to turn this up just for you. Okay.
69:22
Hold your phones up against the speakers. Ah. All right, here we go. Hey. You there, stop! Alright, you're coming with me. Oh my! Alright.
70:01
Advance all three paths to the bottom. Moving target advances all three paths to the bottom. Shoot the eel to increase the drama. We got this. Yeah, the tokens are a different size.
70:14
Assault. The. Dark. Alright. Get some alarm going on here, buddy. Oh, oh. Can find the M Come on, get it. You're good.
71:52
Woo! Penetration! What did we get? Yep. Bam. Wait, I only got two assault jackpots? Oh, we did terrible that time. We have like nine last seconds. Where is the jackpot? Oh, up the middle.
72:25
You have been terminated. Have a nice day. Yeah, the jackpot was at two million and it sat uncollected. Up the middle.
72:36
I am the candy. Two thousand security. Do you not get a token? I have received five tokens tonight, and I've only got the vault twice.
72:51
Well, he got two million this game, true. All right. Let's see if we can beat this game again. We're going full board game this time. But I'm going to make sure we get these alarms out of the way first.
73:03
We don't have much time. I got all the time in the world, baby. 35 minutes until area success. Let's use our token.
73:17
Omni. I just swept those targets. So there's the A. And we need R and M, which are very difficult to shoot. That was slick. Well, it's not. We have token in, token out. All right. Come on, baby.
73:36
Do not go into the. We don't have much time. No, that's great. Do that. Okay. We're running out of time real quick on this one. Watch her give us some... There you go.
73:49
Poor fucking boy. Lady, I don't even... I don't even know. You know what I'm saying?
73:57
Like, we used to be chill. I shouldn't even hit the R and the M on the... Close call? Oh, my God. That was the trashiest game. Because I changed what I was trying to do.
74:14
We're going to go for R&M first. We can't knock those out quick. Or don't. It's an insult. Okay, so is that brain.
74:29
By the way, Internet, you know, in my, like, perfect line of games, this game would be sitting next to Jack Black. Again with the swearing. I swear to God.
74:42
I thought I was saying heckin'. This lady's over here moaning and yelling at me for swearing. Okay, easy five minutes.
75:02
Lock him up. Hey, buddy. You don't have to take our... You're offending my innocent mind. To have a good time.
75:22
I love me some jackpot and drive. Yeah. So, jackpot next to this game. They both have, like... Both of these games satiate my gambling addiction that I do and do not have at the same time. Guess what? It's the internet. Let's see what happens.
75:44
There will be something. Yeah, I don't want to go up top yet. I would love to get this alarm done first. Be simple. Up top. I guess we're doing the full thing.
76:06
We're going for more. The holy gambling train. No, it would have to be, like, Who Gun It? Where you can gamble all your money.
76:17
Wait, this is the shortest... Yeah, take the money, dog. We can't catch you, so... You've got to be kidding me.
76:34
How did I get in there? I have to go... Any entrance for you to start the board game. So I can go back up top.
76:46
Oh, wait, but it put me on the roof. So, wait, is the cop in front of me? Wait, where's the cop now?
77:02
FSM. Yeah. Where's the card? Come on, baby. Give me six. One! Oh. Roll a one. Okay. Oh! Get the tokens!
77:33
The cop will always be behind you, Jack. I didn't get a token. I held my mouth open. I didn't get a token.
77:53
I bet we should get some more time. Um, beyond thank you, buddy. Not sure why I didn't get a coconut, but if I was a kid who did that, I'd be very upset.
78:14
I got short pain. Let's twiddle her teeth. Let's twiddle her teeth? I was ready to kick that S in the mouth, though.
78:33
That's what I ran. That kicker is really tired, bro. A real safe tracker, not FX. Oh, yeah, this is the real deal, baby.
78:50
And it's got tokens in it, too. Oh, you fart. I believe you now have a magic credit. Oh, did it give me the credit instead of the token?
79:09
It's hard to slap the game because the, um, the pin savings I have have to be, essentially my hand has to be resting on it because it's being so shallow.
79:19
Hopper out of tokens? Not even close. There's got to be, like, another 20 or so tokens in there.
79:32
Wheel and seal. 15 minutes until area shutdown. Dead flip intensity tracker running there. Climbing.
79:47
Okay. Give me the ball back. I'm stumbling. Area shutdown is underway. Okay, you need to get back inside of this.
79:58
Outside of this. Thanks. So spending that just gives me money now, yeah? Okay, lock is lit. Okay, we have an... Wait, the bank is open, but not the vault part of the bank.
80:20
Or something. I'm not going to pretend to be talking about... Butt Cracker 2000, yeah. Yeah, we are here disabling them. Let's go.
80:37
Get around, boy. Oh, there you go. You're right. I'm a bad boy. You ever call yourself a bad boy? You know that?
80:56
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh, the stellar is impossible to get through, though. Because you have to push the freaking carry target all the way in.
81:18
Okay. Oh, you're just going to let me in? Oh. Okay. Sounds good to me. Popo coming. Wait, does this really pull me out of sudden death with that five minutes?
81:41
Stuck my hair. Stop. All right, we're good. One, two, three, four, five. Give me a five. I'll take one.
81:54
I'll take more time, too. Fifteen minutes. You stuck it rolling, bro. So do I. Oh, my God. This guy's going to catch me, isn't he?
82:09
He's on me. No, I didn't. No. Fuck you. Come on. I helped that cop catch me bro god damn it what's going on in that room cop re-roll stuff yeah it does explode frenzy there How do we light lock on this game? Legit. Where is light lock? So I can get my second Nerf ball gun.
83:10
Dude, light outling is busted, bro. And light outling is lit again. That's human. So does that. That just gave me more time, baby. Let's go.
83:33
Oh, this is going to give me more time. Oh, damn it. He entered sudden death just before we spun it. God damn it.
83:40
Did you have to hit all the white nails off? Lady, this is a bank. Okay, alarm is on. Okay, turn all these check-ins on. Ooh, one bonus. No! Wowee.
84:13
Nope. Go in the fucking bank, dude. That's fine. I always gas him at the bank, too. There's a retard.
84:31
I don't know how to get this lost, y'all. I'm just going to keep going. Oh. I don't know what I did, but we got it.
84:42
We just got to send it up that ramp. Can we do it? Just keep getting them donuts. Just slapping the heck in the face.
84:50
Okay. Terrifying. Okay. The ramp moved, and now it's caught on the plastic. Oh, my God. This ball's not coming loose, by the way, Internet.
85:22
This ball's not coming loose. Shit. Heckin' frickin'. Ball start. Head for the ramp. Don't BMCA me for this freaking cop tire right here.
85:53
Let's lock him up. Head for the entrance. Lock and quit. Oh! That's what a ram. Oh, you are a trickster. Oh, my God.
86:28
Where am I going to put that? The balls are the most worthless. I agree. Okay, you might be able to resurrect this. All right, we're going to have to work real fast, though.
86:52
This might be favorable. Can we clutch it, ladies and gentlemen? First off, putting the lock bar down is going to suck.
87:06
Is he even having a heart attack by now? Let's lock him up. So once they shut this door, it's showtime. All right, you ready?
87:28
Lock is lit. We are truck drivers. Just don't give me a one. Give me literally anything else.
87:43
Don't give me... How about booey? This is stuff. Okay, give me like a five. Okay, I'll take four. You win TNT motion ball. Wait, no, don't take me out of the gate! No!
88:18
Five minutes added? Oh shit, let's go. I want that two million, baby! We're gonna see if it's actually doable. Injecting your extra score two million without dorking it up. R.W.D. gives you reward.
88:49
All right, 60,000. Five minutes at it. Okay, we're back on the time frame. What is this one? Your time is running out. We're back on the time frame.
89:06
Keep shooting those wings up top, and we're going to get... Okay. Wait a minute, we're back in sudden death. All right, come on. Give me a toffee. There you go, Felix.
89:22
Did you literally light the thing that you just were told to give me, these freaking puffing beans? I'm afraid now we're getting done with it.
89:36
Um. Oh, okay. So much money. Oh, God! Do not tilt at 1.9 million. Imagine. Redonut. Wait a minute. Wait.
90:36
Oh, yeah. Oh, here comes a smack. There's that two-milli. Not that we had a prediction out for us, but we got her.
90:57
Hey. I felt that. That was a damn good game. Woo. 2.3? Let's heckin' go, baby. You have been terminated. Have a nice day. You have been terminated. Alright.
91:26
Let's assault it again. We'll put in the robot boobs. Oh, we have three magic... I'm not allowed to keep these anyways, it doesn't matter.
91:43
Super entertainment games? Yeah, it is. Like, if it was just the game and the DMT, it's okay. It's the board game, man. Alright, you're coming with me. It gives you a moment, you know? Oh, my! This game being made today would be like a $16,000 pro.
92:15
You know what I want to do? I want to design a game that has all this crazy shit in it, and then when they say the bomb is a problem, just don't take a paycheck for the work. Think about it.
92:34
Just kidding. I like money. It's more of a, like, eating in diapers thing than it is anything else. This game is 10K on eBay.
92:53
Dog, it's worse. Wait, are we even checking multi-thousand? I mean... Yeah, this game is a lot. $10,000 is a lot. $10,000.
93:16
You got to be kidding me, bro. Oh, we're assaulting the vault. What am I doing? What if you're not assaulting the vault? Send Jack money. Send Jack... Send Jack money, thank you.
93:38
Internet, you know, we're just out here asking you to send Jack money. Anything you can do to send Jack money.
93:49
Thank you for those videos, Dion. I appreciate it. He did not do very well on that, did he? 18 assaults, not bad. 13 roots.
94:12
Actually 15 filler, wow. Only two jackpots. What am I doing wrong here? One assault from all sides. Wait, was that still a disc sport? Oh!
94:32
Oh! Yeah. Yeah, it's over. It's over. Why are you showing me this? Oh, you didn't get all the balls. All right, there you go.
94:51
Hell yeah! What? Who was the last person to sub? We got, yo, Beyond, you've been dropping them biddies, dog. Thank you so freaking much. Holy moly.
95:01
Slappy was, Slappy gave a sub. That was an hour ago. Arcade? We'll do ARC. What is this? What's going on? Well, it's called pinball. And we're playing it. And welcome to Deadfoot. We invented pinball. And here we are. Goodbye.
95:32
I designed this game with my junior design technician, a young cat waller, who's gone on to make some other games, I'm sure. But when I was telling him what to do in this game, he listened to a teeth. So, you know, I'm very proud of him. I'm very proud of what we've accomplished together.
95:54
For this game. You sell machines and cabinets? I don't sell shit. I sell a good time. And business ain't so hot right now, so. All right, let's get back to the game.
96:13
Hey! Wait, can you not play a regular game if you have Magic Credits in? Stop! You just can't play a regular game? You're coming with me. Oh, my. All right, I'll keep the salt, and let's go.
96:33
We need to get, like, six million. I want an original killer instant cabinet. Ooh-wee, I bet you can find one pretty easy.
96:45
Shoot the wheel. Original Killer Instinct. I remember that game. Wasn't it all like 3D and shit and there's like a wolf guy and like a robot man?
97:01
I feel like the thing to do in this game is... uh... Do you like jackpots all day? Like is there something else to do? I think it's just shoot up top. Oh, oh, oh.
97:26
Yeah, push it back. Push it back. Yo, Brett Guru. Three hecking years, guys. How you been, buddy? How's that happen? How'd that happen?
97:39
What happened? How'd you do that? Why'd you do that? Why would you do this to me? Don't penetrate it.
97:58
You need to make sure we penetrate from all sides in a minute. That isn't me being creepy like this. You've got to get all the way.
98:12
Damn it. Five minutes until the area is checked in. I'm trying to get more jackpots up that freaking ring. The area shutdown is underway. No, no, no. What? No. All right. How many jackpots do you think we got during that?
98:37
23 main. That's good. Nine roof. $15. Five bar, bro. That ain't it, chief. Three million. Where are the big bucks on this game when you're doing this real time? What is the money? I've got to turn the heat down.
99:07
You have been terminated. Have a nice day. She sounded so sweet when she said that. Anything over 5 million in this call is pretty good. But what is... What is the money? Like, where's the big money?
99:28
Uh-oh, what's the prediction? Will Jack get three or more assault jackpots? Dork. From all sides. What, lots of ramps? Okay.
99:42
Let's figure it out. Did you win me a token yet? I've been winning tokens all night, baby. Oh, my. It's probably locked up.
99:51
There we go. Orange targets advance that. White targets advance that. It almost makes sense to keep draining. Yellow targets do all three.
100:05
Oh, so yellow... Yellow's probably the best to shoot. Yellow's the best to shoot. That advantage is better.
100:45
I'm just going to hit yellow all day, I guess. How close are we? Are we pretty close? That was some sort of fancy-looking jackpot.
101:15
Keep hitting yellow. There's something, dude. Keep hitting yellow. Yellow. No! Not underway. Damn it.
101:55
Okay, this one felt good. That was crap. Damn, 15, 13. Oh, this is not good at all. 15. That was garbage. Nine. What a second go.
102:07
Half a mil. One. Assault from all sides. Is it? Okay. Where are these points coming from? It's hard to know what to focus on.
102:31
Hitting yellow? Oh, wait. Are these yellow, too? Hold on. Wait. These are yellow and these are yellow. Wait, do these both count?
102:47
Spinning the wheel builds the jackpot. Oh. I am the candy. 2,000 security system. 45 minutes until area shutdown. Bobby is a green day for driving.
103:08
The upper yellow or orange. Okay. Well, 1.5 for assaulting from all sides. Your turn. Slipple, Slipple Confuser.
103:25
We're working against the clock here. Slipple Confuser. We're going to take out the alarm before we even get a chance to... First alarm. Well, I'm the baby.
103:40
Yo, RPK, what's up? You got some free cash, then? That's all good. You don't have to take your clothes off. Fudge. Can we just go up top, please?
103:54
Oh, you're not going to go anywhere? The Unicorn. Uh, hello? This may be one of our crappier runs, ladies and gentlemen. Jimmy doesn't get a T in vaults and 10 tokens in default settings? Oh, man.
104:21
Is that a ramp? I love when these drops... I kind of love the sort of pocket that the drops build. Is that it? Yeah.
104:37
There it is. It's a mode where you can get lots of tokens for jackpots, I think. Oh, no. Not physical tokens.
104:45
Come on. Let's get this. Stop this. We need the path of least resistance, which would be entering in the main entrance.
104:57
Path of least resistance is the main entrance. Then we do it. It looks like we're going in the roof, which is not going to work.
105:07
God damn it. Okay, that's fine. Fine, we're good. The roof may be the longest, but that's whatever. We're going to fill around the entire map here.
105:23
Oh, wait. Why is it the tortoise? I'm confused. Okay, free cash, free cash. Okay, more cash. Ready when I look up.
105:46
We've got to get in and out of these dogs. Shoot any of them. Are we good? You stacking tokens tonight? Oh, man, we've got five tonight. You slugging buds. Choose it. It's the cops. Ah, shoot the stellar to the stretch of luck. Hint the stellar.
106:18
Does the clock turn? The stellar is the hardest shot on this game. Ooh! Fact. Oh! The game's leaving. Holy. Did you see that, Internet? in it. Yeah, that's an impossible dog. So we're going into multi-ball. Is there a kind of fire in the ball? Wait. Sorry, I'm sorry.
106:52
Okay Five minutes at it Okay Keep spinning that Yeah Okay. Yep. Keep moaning. Good. We're moaning. We're flipping and we're moaning.
107:09
And high score is a bound. And we're moaning and we're flipping. Yep. They're moaning. It's almost moaning.
107:34
Candy. Oh, now you hit the Sustellar? Vegas? Okay. Is there a way to see if the game is leaning before you play? No.
107:50
Like on location, or do you mean for me? Because, yeah, for me, they're absolutely... But I don't... Imagine if a League of Legends player had to pick up his entire streaming rig and move to a completely different room, and also had a CRT monitor,
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and had to move his entire desk to a different room to stream every single day. Imagine that. That's freeing Kimball.
108:29
It's more fun to complain about a game not being leveled. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to drop the right leg and I'm going to lift the left leg, okay?
108:50
All right, the physics of this don't make any fucking sense. I'm listening. This doesn't make any sense.
109:09
I've got to come up on the back left. Okay, I just unscrewed the leg lever out of the fucking leg. Here's the way this game is this unleveled. Really? I'm confused.
110:09
This thing's rocking like a... Like it's on a fucking boat. You know what? I can't tell. Watch this.
110:30
Let's see how much this thing's leaning now. This game's so heavy, dog. Oh, my God. I bet it's leaning even more to the left now. I bet.
110:47
Whatever. It's a vault. Of course it's heavy. That is unsafe. Bam. Oh, yeah. This thing's hecka-leaning. Oh, my God. It's leaning so bad.
111:12
Love you, Jim. I don't know how to like the where this game usually sets everything's fine but it's in like a weird spot because it's so narrow oh I see why that slide was there and it's real because actually it lights up this when he hits so it's pretty smart instead of curveball so if we Hold on. That doesn't make any sense, bro.
112:14
Lock is lit. Danger. Warning. Head for the entrance. Head for the ramp. The clock is running. I literally just fixed it because I'm an idiot. I knew what was wrong. I will go on.
112:43
Rotating it in the wrong direction. We're in the bank. All right, we're in the bank. Hey, hook up and play the board game. The board game. Three. Get it.
113:00
More time. You can get a dog bone? That's awesome. Unauthorized cash machine access. We need a five. Internet, call for a five. Five. Three or five.
113:16
Woo-hoo-hoo! Let's go, baby! 20K? Internet, we need a two or more. Two or more. Don't give up. We're almost in the vault.
113:38
Oh, a magic credit? Has it given out too many tokens? I think we've got to turn the game off and turn it back on to reset that.
113:57
Boo urns, dude. I'm trying to catch them in my mouth, dog. I bet we could get some more dimes. It's not out of tokens. There's a limit so that one person can't sit here and just farm them out.
114:22
I know it. Oh, so that's what it means by the wheel. It's the spinning wheel. Let's go. Let's twiddle the keys for some...
114:37
Fuck you. Area shutdown is underway. Alright, sorry language. Yeah, F you, Gabe. I forgot we were leveling the game that whole time.
115:03
Rip. I'm going to power cycle it. Cover your ears. We're going to give it a second, and maybe this will refresh it so that it wants to spit tokens out again. Because there's a lot of tokens in this game. like a lot.
115:27
More sweat! I like swearing. Candy. Computer-aided neutralization and discovery. What is the test error? I don't know.
115:43
Game's playing by the means. I guess we're assaulting the vaulting. You there, stop! Magic credits persist?
115:56
That's cool. I don't know. Our token payout's in operator setting. This thing was paying out earlier. Yeah, it is in operator setting.
116:09
All right, Internet, cross your fingers for six million. Moving targets. Oh! Okay, I think I got it now. So we're going to want to hit the... We're going to want to spin this wheel.
116:31
We're going to want to hit, trap, time, very target shot. As long as there's moaning going on, you know? Get in there. Assault the heckin' vault.
117:02
Okay, we have no jackpot selected. Still no jackpot selected. There's one. Did we penetrate it? Okay, both of them done. You want to make sure we attack from all sides, too, because we want to get all of the all colors going.
117:42
We need a few more deck pops. Ah, get up there. There it is. Woo! I don't know if that was good.
118:06
19. Ooh, 11. Oh. 16. Not bad. Six. that ain't it damn so okay here's the question if I shoot the jackpot shot does it go back to a base value or is hitting the disc building it to a value and keeping it and you're constantly building it even though you're collecting it I'm just collecting it. Reset it.
118:52
Insert magic token. Yo, be on. Have a good night, buddy. I love you. Wait, what time is it? Oh, damn. Thank you.
119:11
Magic token is my scripture. By the way, color DMV in this game? Until area shutdown. That was slick. It resets, but I can't remember it. Oh. Pork and... Same, actually?
119:42
Let's lock them up. Uh, Cowboy Jack is my script name. Wait. Not a meme. Okay, I would love that back. 35 minutes until area shutdown.
120:04
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You've got to be kidding me. I would give my left note to find a space tracker somewhere that gives out tokens. Yeah.
120:15
Listen, the magic is not lost on me. Every time it happens, I'm still watching that fucking kid in the candy store.
120:23
Does the game have a clip-on? Yep, I'm just not hitting it. Okay, are we going now? Okay, all entrances are enabled.
120:40
Okay. I'm just like we're going up top. Yep. Um. How do I know? How do you know? Is it because our first alarm.
120:58
Is it going to stop at the first one or is it going to go all the way up? God, man. Man, if we make this all the way, that's big money, dog.
121:11
50 hits. Don't give up. That's fine. Let the cows come up. The security guards have been notified of your presence.
121:21
Please use approved method for candy. 2,000 X-Facts. Woo. You're not going to operate the candy. 2,000 X-Facts. 5.
121:36
Woo, he got me. What does that do? Move backwards one spot? Fuck this game. Once we shoot the cellar... I'm just taking a multiball and run.
122:04
I'm just taking my multiball and go. Go on, take the muscle ball and run. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Come on, come on.
122:29
Whoa, what the? I love drop target reset air balls. I needed that money. All right, we got more time.
122:51
All right, come on. Three ticks. Oh, there we go. That sparkles. Yeah, I'm not going to remember any of these candy codes.
123:14
Okay, collect the wheel now. You're disabled. I stuck my butt. That means you can't drive. It's all locked, too.
123:32
P.M.L. does something to you? Okay. Why is timer suspended? I love it. It's still suspended? No. I can't believe you're doing this to me.
124:01
Whoa! Five more minutes. Come on. Yes. Yes, it's yes. And point. Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop. Okay, so it wants it in the cellar or the front door. I don't want to do either of those things.
124:18
Ooh, that's good. That's what it wants. All right, now we can go. All the way up top. Come on. Go, go, go. Make it free.
124:44
Cuba! Come on. There's a chance. Oh, stop. No, not sudden death. It's from the damn thing. Yeah, baby. Let's go.
125:00
Just packing. Alright, slow. Come on, give me that five. Three? I'll take three. Yeah. This shit is great, bro.
125:14
The top gets the start. It's getting great. I don't need any of this. Please leave the area immediately. I'm sorry!
125:29
I'm trying to aim at these fucking little flippers, bro. No! Ooh, get it! Do we get to start there? Internet, if we get three, give me three.
125:51
There you go. Nothing, not TNT. Oh, my sweet baby. Internet, this is it. 20 minutes. Internet, we need a two or above.
126:04
Bro, that's so nice of you sending everyone a safe cracker token. Let's move. Is this a token? It's not handing out tokens I don't know what's going on Maybe it's a time thing Like it can only give out so many tokens Within a time period I gotta ask him about that Listen we would have All I'm saying is we would have gotten a token So that's huge But if we're being fair, we got five tokens tonight, so let's not be too greedy.
127:07
I'm sorry? That wasn't so tough. Last second. No. Oh, the double flip. Okay, that's fine. I figured out you were getting too many. I've been missing going to the arcade. Yeah.
127:36
Metal, how you doing, bud? I'm in. Hey, buddy. Live. Yeah, more spins, more spins. We need time, uh, pick a twist test. Ooh, that was a good time, hell yeah. There's a fun moment there too. Let's go baby. There's a replay. We must be doing something right. Aw, we were in there too. That was such a tight shot. But we might get this one disabled. Pick a twist test? Yeah.
128:13
Hmm. Hey, pal. What's safe? Vault letter? I'm sorry, what? Did that just give me, like, a vault token thing?
128:34
Like a free token or a free chance at a salt vault? If you will. Not saying that. It's tough. Running.
128:54
Boom! Locking up the cops, baby. That was not a nice thing to do. Got it. I know it's good. I like the music. Let's go to the entrance.
129:07
Okay, that's fine. I'll just take the lock. She's using tokens and multiples for breaking in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm aware. But we've received so many from the game tonight that it's not giving out physical tokens anymore.
129:30
Bones, all of them. Oh, no. Oh, stop. Freebie. That's for the interest. Let's go. Maybe it's out of tokens? I will literally show you. There's a million tokens in this thing. I think it's an operator setting that you can't win too many.
129:52
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Yeah. I think it's an operator setting that you can't hand out so many in my time period. If you make me move back one or give that cop one.
130:11
Internet, all we need is two or higher. You win a magic credit. So a token would have come out of there.
130:32
What did you know? Oh, no. That animation. Get ready for the morning. Morning. Head for the ramp. Walk the wheel.
131:18
That is not the green thing. What's the wind for? One more time. Oh, come on, that went up. That ain't it. There you go.
131:46
There you go, BB. Hit the wheel. Oh, no. Oh. Hit the wheel. Oh, ass. One second. Yeah, baby. Let me get that last second. Let's go. I will not allow you to continue. This game is porn? Yeah, this game is so freaking good. Why, what, how are you doing, bud? Plug the wheel value. Just save the computer. Okay. I'm good with that. Can we have three million in regular play? Holy F.
132:23
Dinner. We're out here. I'm going to drink really quick. That's a few down. The clock is running. Give me a token. 3.20 minutes? Oh, my gosh. We're rich.
132:58
We've got to sell this top lane. Oh, no. Yeah, that'll get us some goodies. See that alarm, too. Oh, that went in.
133:15
Got a little fire. Can't get that shot. All right, we're in sudden death. Come on, baby, come on, baby. Go on the top, go on the top, go on the top.
133:32
Nope, it wasn't lit. It was a flash. No! Oh, my... Oh, sweetness. Dude, baby flip or drop catches?
133:55
Baby flip or drop catches, you know what I'm saying? We out here. Holy, holy, it jumped the lock. You, you tricked me. For your own safety, please leave the area immediately.
134:16
Damn it. Dude. We get to put our name in regular play. High score one. Who's the last person to stop? Frack?
134:35
All right. Yo, that was the run. But we got screwed. It, like, skirted around the locking mechanism.
134:50
Damn, that was awesome. All right, Internet. Goodbye. We're going to call it there. Thanks for hanging out tonight.
134:59
Is it 9.30? Boo! Again, I can't explain enough. the way I know that I'm enjoying a pinball machine is I completely lose track of time. I feel like we streamed this game for like five minutes and three, uh, two, like two and a half hours. So, um, have a wonderful night. I will see you tomorrow. This video will be available on the internet very soon. So you can go back and watch it. Uh, I love you. I hope some of you are clipping tonight. Uh, it was 35 years. and I will see you tomorrow. We're going to be playing Game of Thrones Premium, and then Friday we're going to be jamming on a game that is notoriously our nemesis,
135:48
Fishtails. It's going to be fun. All right, y'all, have a wonderful night. Thank you again for all the subs, the resubs, the bits, the tips, the freaking everything. I love you. and the stream started off crap, but we figured it out. Okay.
136:08
Gone fishing. Leave a message. Better get the big gin bottle for Friday. Yeah. If you think Indy 500 was making us rage, wait till Friday. All right, y'all. I love you so much. Have a wonderful night, and I'll see you tomorrow. I don't want to wait.
136:28
Hey. Hold on. We're in a place. We're trying to play... Hold on. We're going to assault the ball real quick. All right. We're going to assault. We're just going to do this one more time, and then we'll get it.
136:39
I just want to do this one more time, and then we'll get it. One more game. Why, it's alive! It's alive!
136:58
It's just too fun! This game's fun, y'all. Assault the vault. Assault. All right, here we go. Yep. Oh, we're already moving stuff. We're already moving stuff.
137:15
Spin it. Okay. Get the moaning and moaning. Moaning. See you in the moaning. Moaning. Oh, that was a great wheel spin. Holy cow. I have you all crawling and curling and ironing and ironing.
137:37
I rock the boat. I work the middle. I feed it up. Okay, I'm not sure why we're not getting anything anymore.
137:55
She's already coming up to me. We're not doing much in the way of seller action, so we've got to get him out of it. Okay.
138:17
It took a while for the penetration to cause it. That's what concerns me. 15-shift. It's over. All right, you're done.
138:34
Oh, one second, Jackpot! No, no! One second! That was not good. 20? Okay. That didn't count. That one didn't count. True. We've got to do one more.
138:56
Six assaults. Okay. Should we attack on all sides? No? If that was under four... Oh, yeah, we gotta do that again. We gotta do that again. Let's put in the... We'll put in... the guy repelling. You have been terminated. Have a nice day. To the France.
139:24
To the France. This is the last one You there, stop Alright, you're coming with me This is the last one You sure? What can I do, buddy? I'm never sure Let me yourself get buffed, girl.
139:56
Oh, you can stage play. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
140:04
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm going to die. Will Jack get more than six million? Ooh, six is going to be tough.
140:16
See what we can do, baby. Just got to get it from all sides, you know? There's a good shot to the bank.
140:31
Oh, that was a shitty spin, though. There we go. Keep draining. Honestly, that seems to be like the bread and butter.
140:46
For a salt. Keep draining. No jackpots, no jackpots, no jackpots. No jackpots. I think the flippers are getting a little sleepy because I'm not making that ramp at all now.
141:20
Penetrating the boat. Oh. 15 minutes until area shutdown. 15. Oh. 10 minutes until area shutdown. Five minutes until area shutdown. Come on, baby. Get in there. Do something. Area shutdown. No. No, no, no.
141:46
That was terrible. All in. Oh, for no? I didn't even finish. It didn't even finish. It was trash. How are we doing worse?
142:11
Oh, my God, the shame. All right, I'm leaving. Internet, I love you. Have a great night. I'm actually leaving this time. You're beautiful. get some sleep I'll see you tomorrow okay you have been terminated have a nice day
142:29
you don't get to watch this when I'm leaving hey you there stop