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Killing time. #Pinball 09/19/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 59m·analyzed·Oct 8, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip casual stream discussing pinball themes, licensing, gameplay, and future IP opportunities.

Summary

Jack Danger (Dead Flip streamer) hosts a casual Saturday afternoon stream while rendering 3D animation, playing various pinball machines and discussing game design, licensing opportunities, and community topics. The stream features improvisational commentary on pinball gameplay, speculation about future game themes and licensing deals, and casual banter with Laura (his wife) and chat viewers. Notable discussion includes thoughts on theme viability (Blade Runner, He-Man, Evil Dead, Troma), appreciation for challenging machines like KISS and The Walking Dead, and brief mentions of Gary Stern's recent visit and Twitch's prohibition on pinball at TwitchCon.

Key Claims

  • Twitch told Jack Danger he cannot bring a pinball machine to TwitchCon

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'Twitch told me that I can't bring a pinball machine to TwitchCon. And I was a little brokenhearted.'

  • Gary Stern visited Dead Flip recently and had a positive experience; Jack and Gary discussed motorcycles

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I had too much fun with Gary Stern. And then we went out to dinner and kept drinking and kept partying. That guy, him and I are going to get along just fine. We already had discussions in the past about motorcycles and stuff.'

  • KISS and The Walking Dead are both difficult, punishing machines that reward player investment

    high confidence · Jack describes machines as punishing but rewarding: 'This game is fast. This game is a punisher. And this game, as time progresses with code and stuff, is just going to become a rocket ship of fun.'

  • Stern fixes bugs through code updates (e.g., Gene Simmons spitting ball down middle on KISS)

    high confidence · 'For instance, the Gene Simmons thing, spitting the ball right down the middle every once in a while, that was a serious problem. And you know what? They freaking fixed it with code.'

  • Spooky Pinball is making a Rob Zombie's Spookshow International table

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'Spooky Pinball's making a Rob Zombie's Spookshow International (Standard Edition) table.'

Notable Quotes

  • “The reason we buy the machines that we buy here at Deadflip is...when we come across the machine that is a punisher, a huge pain in the ass...Those are the Games we look for, because that is a game that you're going to spend forever trying to figure out”

    Jack Danger@ 19:13 — Explains Dead Flip's philosophy on machine acquisition and operator strategy

  • “A rocket ship of fun. Can you quote me on that?”

    Jack Danger@ 21:22 — Catchphrase describing KISS machine's potential as it receives code updates

  • “In six months after a couple more code updates, maybe I'll look at a KISS Stern AC/DC (Pro Vault Edition). The great thing about Stearns is They release the game And then they keep working on the code to fine tune it”

    Jack Danger@ 16:43 — Commentary on Stern's post-release support strategy and code iteration

  • “Walking Dead, I feel, might have edged out Metallica for me...Walking Dead might be a good choice for you because they've done some amazing things with that game that has better theme integration”

    Jack Danger@ 13:29 — Evaluation of game quality and theme implementation across recent Stern releases

  • “I don't know that I'm feeling this game. Now, I would say that is up there with maybe one of the better The Games that they've come out with in the last like seven machines”

    Jack Danger@ 17:15 — Describes initial skepticism about Walking Dead that evolved into appreciation through play

  • “Gwar would have made an amazing pinball...The cool thing about a Rob Zombie's Spookshow International table...is they got the musician angle covered, and they got the horror movie thing covered”

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLaurapersonGary SternpersonDead FliporganizationStern PinballcompanySpooky PinballcompanyKISSgameThe Walking DeadgameMetallicagame

Signals

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Jack Danger expresses appreciation for how Gary Stern's visit was handled by community; people asked thoughtful personal questions rather than defaulting to Game of Thrones discussion

    high · Traditionally, people mention Game of Thrones and stuff like that, but really, people had some seriously rad questions for him instead...Gary Stern was here to party, and they let him party.

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Dead Flip operator philosophy favors deliberately difficult, punishing machines that reward long-term player investment and mastery over casual-friendly designs

    high · The reason we buy the machines that we buy here at Deadflip is...when we come across the machine that is a punisher, a huge pain in the ass...Those are the The Games we look for, because that is a game that you're going to spend forever trying to figure out

  • ?

    event_signal: Gary Stern's visit to Dead Flip was recent and positive; he engaged deeply with community members about personal interests and pinball history

    high · I had too much fun with Gary Stern. And then we went out to dinner and kept drinking and kept partying. That guy, him and I are going to get along just fine. We already had discussions in the past about motorcycles and stuff.

  • ?

    licensing_signal: Jack discusses optimal timing for IP-based pinball machines relative to movie/franchise releases; notes Spider-Man timing was ideal, discusses future potential of properties like Blade Runner (sequel announced), He-Man (trilogy announcement potential)

    medium · I thought they came out with that at the perfect time. It matched the movies. It had all the characters in them...Blade Runner would be dope. Aren't they coming out with another Blade Runner? That actually might be good if they're coming out with a sequel.

Topics

Pinball machine difficulty and player engagement strategyprimaryStern Pinball game design, code updates, and post-release supportprimaryIP licensing and theme viability for pinball machinesprimarySpecific game reviews and gameplay commentary (KISS, Walking Dead, Metallica)primaryStreaming restrictions and industry eventssecondaryCasual arcade culture and operator perspectivessecondarySpooky Pinball's Rob Zombie collaborationsecondary

Sentiment

positive(0.75)— Jack expresses genuine enthusiasm for challenging pinball machines, appreciation for Stern's code update approach, and excitement about potential future themes. Gary Stern's visit is recalled positively. Some frustration about Twitch's pinball restrictions, but overall tone is celebratory and engaged with pinball community.

Transcript

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you Thank you. The Pee-Wee Pinball Adventure? Guys, trolling trolls is the most exciting thing to do in the world. Absolutely. You find the biggest group of people that get butt hurt really easily, and then you just poke at them. Killing time. Todd Killings. Uh, yeah, I'm doing some rendering in the... I got some 3D crap rendering for a job right now that I have to babysit, so I'm just hanging out. Jismo, what's going on, dude? Oh, yeah. Like I said, Laura is also here, but she's in the back. Captain Bizarre, what's up, dude? Laura's in the back watching American Psycho for the first time, which is surprising. Oh, I found these shots yesterday, didn't I? Where were they? Hold on. Is the table dark? Is that what you're talking about, Astro? Or what? Oh, what I said. Okay. I thought I found him. Having some boxed wine. Hell yeah, dude. I'm drinking some midday Coors. A good old midday Coors. Coors Light, when you want your water to have just a slightly terrible taste. Great cooler. Slappy McWine bags. Gizmo. Obviously, everyone does this now, and I'm not even going to try to say that I invented this, but when my friends and I discovered when we were a lot younger that you could rip the bag out of a box of Franzia, and it was silver, we'd call that a space bag. So when we knew we wanted to just get completely wasted, we'd be like, come over to my place tonight, we'll space bag, and we'll just like rage. And we would just rip the bag out, like hold it above our heads, drink the wine, throw it to another person, and they would catch it, take it, lob it to somebody else, catch it, drink it, until the thing was gone. Just slapping the crap out of it. Alright, I found this shot yesterday and it is gone to the world. Bounce, come on, lift. Oh, God, where are you? I'm going to pull something trying to shoot this ball. Which playfield art do you like better, this or ACDC? It depends on which ACDC. This over ACDC Pro all day. ACDC Premium, well... You know, I think I like this artwork better, because this is actually, it's illustrated, which I like. Yeah, Astro, Mr. Stern can put his drinks away, he's pretty good at that. It turns into a pillow when it's gone, you can blow it up. No thwack. I turned off the... Oh, did I get a match? There is no physical knocker in here. It's only the software knocker. And... I turned that completely off because no one wants to hear that high-pitched squeak. Right? Mom? Is that okay? So what are you guys doing this weekend? Like, what the hell are you doing on this fine Saturday? It rained like crazy last night. Traditionally, people mention GOT and stuff like that, but really, people had some seriously rad questions for him instead of trying to bug him. Not saying that is bugging him, but people were just like, Gary, you know, what's your favorite Data East thing? You know, what, you know, they just ask, like, really cool, more personal questions than stern questions, which I am so happy for. Which means people kept it cool, you know, he was here to party, and they let him party. But Gary is going to be buying the pro model of GOT. because he says it's really freaking awesome. I'm playing pinball either today or tomorrow. Wiz and War, what's going on, buddy? I just, I have like an hour and a half, two hours, something like that to kill because I have my computer's rendering some 3D for me, so I'm just figuring I'd come in here and flip around. Laura might be in here later when her movie's over. She's watching American Psycho. What was that trash? My diaper! Twitch told me that I can't bring a pinball machine to TwitchCon. And I was a little brokenhearted. Oh, that's awesome, CaptainBeeza. WizardMore, yeah, send him a 4D. Absolutely. I'm doing some top secret stuff. I swear, I found that shot yesterday, and now it's just gone. You think his car is a great car like Metallica? Yeah. Absolutely. The pro model of Game of Thrones, I think Game of Thrones is the biggest difference that they've had in the pro versus premiums. You're losing an entire playfield. But, I mean, I guess that sort of makes sense with ACDC. But an upper playfield is way more of a visual change than a lower playfield is. I'd have to play GOT Pro and Cream. All I know is they'll play significantly different. The Pro looks like it adopted a bunch of shots from 24. I have this burger sauce. Right there. Yep. It's okay. Oh, what's up, Zach? It's Saturday, dude. Shouldn't you be... I don't know. What should you be doing? Are you going somewhere? Oh, I didn't hate 24 at all, man. Give us Yeah, um, I remember for the first time I played that game, I thought it was a joke that someone had replaced the voice on that game. Because, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot. And then she just keeps saying jack over and over again. I'm like, I can't own this game. Medieval Madness, The Walking Dead, Metallica, or Wait for GOT? Uh, Tradition. That's a tough one, man. Um, I would say... Metallica is up there. Walking Dead, I feel, might have edged out Metallica for me. Um, Medieval Madness... Uh, is fun, but, you know, that... that game doesn't speak to me too much because I feel like I'm just shooting the same crap over and over again on Medieval Madness and obviously I don't know a damn thing about GOT so I think Walking Dead might be a good choice for you because they've done some amazing things with that game that has better theme integration Oh, I read that incorrect. I read that incorrect. Baby! Take a disc. Too too, too too so get down! therapeutic Up to... up! Three-legged. That's it, that's it. Get a Wonelly? Um, we had a Wonelly here for the longest time. We unboxed one, and, uh, we unboxed one on stream, actually. And that game kicked my butt. Yo, me etc. What's up? I'm not slacking off, my code's compiling. The greatest joke amongst all animators is if they're caught by anybody not doing something, you just go, oh, I'm... They're like, hey, dude, are you freaking playing World of Warcraft right now? It's like one in the afternoon. You're like, oh, my job's rendering. I'm rendering right now. Like, are you sleeping right now under your desk? Oh, I'm rendering, it's fine. I can't do anything with my computer right now. Unboxing the Long Island was a circus. Yes, it was. That game was very unique in how you put it together. And I encourage you all to look at it on how it's put together. Because the head bolts to keep the head on, One of them was fine, but the other one was behind the reel, and you couldn't get your hand in there. Plus it had all these extra wood parts that I didn't quite understand. Fun game, though, honestly. Playing an EM with call-outs and music and stuff, pretty legit. Oh, I looked away. What the hell? Sorry, I'm rendering. In six months after a couple more code updates, maybe I'll look at a KISS Pro. The great thing about Stearns is They release the game And then they keep working on the code To fine tune it And all their machines have been turning into Frickin' gems lately Cause I I will 100% admit Walking Dead was like When I played that game I was like okay This I don't I don't know that I'm feeling this game. Now, I would say that is up there with maybe one of the better games that they've come out with in the last like seven machines Worth a deuce. Do you really feel like that, Zentron? Do you really feel like that? Do you guys not like that because it's hard? Because it's, like, what is your issue with that game? Because I have some thoughts on that machine too, but I'd like to know what you guys are thinking. Free throw. Damn it. Oh, you son of a... Come on. Come on, baby. Free throw! Nope. It's worth a deuce. Whoa! I can't find... Did you see the curve on that freaking ball? Holy crap. The layout is very unique, absolutely. Well Astro... Bet? Yo, what up, Cartoon? Good to see you, buddy. The reason we buy the machines that we buy here at Deadflip is, well, one, because we like the games, but when we come across the machine that is a punisher, a huge pain in the ass, a game that we're just like, this game is wrecking us, a lot of people just be like, you know, F this game, this game sucks. Those are the games we look for, because that is a game that you're going to spend forever trying to figure out, which means you're going to get more than your money's worth playing, I think. Plus when you get good at a game that everyone else is like screw that and it shows up at a tournament You're just like hey I'm a chair this game up You need f14 like what's up dude Welcome to not safe for work Saturday Am I reacting towards everything? Okay, that should have... That is a bug right there, absolutely. And I think Joe brought that up to Borg. When that ball spits out, it gives you your ball save, and it should give the ball back. One out of every 50 times, it doesn't give it back. It's sellout Saturday. Why is it sellout Saturday? I have not yet begun to ask you for money. Okay. When deciding between Kiss and The Walking Dead and when Kiss, both are pretty hard. Exactly. This game, I don't care what anyone has to say about this machine. This machine has some really hard freaking shots on it. Okay? This game is fast. This game is a punisher. And this game, as time progresses with code and stuff, is just going to become a rocket ship of fun. Can you quote me on that? A rocket ship of fun? Hey, buttholes. Laura's actually in the back room. Same with Iron Man. Iron Man was like, what? this game was like killing me at every corner. I was like, screw this game. But we're just like, nope, that's not how we do this. We're going to buy the game, and we're going to learn it and figure it out. And honestly, I love that machine now. The flow, if you could find the shots, that game is like a freaking river. It flows so much. Yo, girl, you a river? A rocket ship of fun. I'm sure Dr. Spichemin on here would appreciate me calling it a rocket ship of fun. Holy smokes. For instance, the Gene Simmons thing, spitting the ball right down the middle every once in a while, that was a serious problem. And you know what? They freaking fixed it with code. That's fine. In fact, it even helps you because it allows you this chance to maybe on purpose drain the ball to get it back in here to get more control over the ball. The problem that I had with Walking Dead is a problem that might have to be addressed here. was the feed coming out of the pop bumpers. obviously code can't fix that. But that is, that's just geometry, man. That's just something you've got to work with, just like anything else on the table. It's like, that does that, figure it the hell out. And I love The Walking Dead now. It's little things like that, it's like, okay, I know that I have to focus on when that comes out of there, you've got to give it some English, you've got to give it some love. Same with some of the shots on here, like these outlanes, man, you've got to drive this machine. because if you half ramp up this ramp, you're roached. If you hit this left lock light and it comes and touches the side of this rubber on the scoop, that will come straight down. You've got to drive that back out. Cartoon Tron is an amazing game also. Sorry I missed you Thursday, Jack. It was Gary's time to shine. I'll catch up with you in four weeks at Expo. Hell yeah, Jared. We had a rockin' good time with Gary, for sure. A rockin' good time. Okay. Oh, Liv. live. Right there. Shit. Right there. Shit. DTJ. Oh, you mother fucker. I have this ball. Jody and I were watching hilarious stuff. Dude, I had too much fun with Gary. And then we went out to dinner and kept drinking and kept partying. That guy, him and I are going to get along just fine. We already had discussions in the past about motorcycles and stuff. Captain Bizarre, have a good one, buddy. Yeah, man. We're going to be playing Kiss Pro here for the first couple days next week, and then I'm off to San Francisco, which I have to still figure out if I can... I need a place to play pinball out there on screen. And I'm a little irked that Twitch doesn't want pinball in the convention center. Like, it's a game. Five bucks, there's like some ding-dong playing Yu-Gi-Oh in a frickin' corner and you can't make room for a light-up piece of fun that people are going to put money into. Frickin' Yu-Gi-Oh card players, man. I have not actually been to San Francisco in my life, ever. Is that in San Francisco, Free Gold Watch? Because if it is, I'm gonna call them immediately and be like, I'm trying to do a little take over here, buddy. Dirty pinball machines all in really good condition. Damn! Hell yeah, man, that sounds dope. That sounds dope. Have you checked out Free Build Watch? They'll fix your watch. There's nothing else to say. What's up buddy? So we're going to save the backstage pass for the multiball, because that's an add-a-ball. If you keep it lit when you go into a multiball. Oh ho! Come on baby. I'm waiting on Gavin to get back so we can film like the following around a tech part of the TV show that we're doing. Thank you for not going in there. Yeah, go to 82, man. 82 in L.A. is the frickin' spot to go to play pinball. There we go. That's all I wanted. You know what pinball machine would be really rad with like a bunch of cool toys and stuff is because I try to think of themes that have a lot of toys associated with it or gimmicks and stuff and Gwar would have made an amazing pinball. Gwar is a little too far out now and I don't imagine has the biggest following but What am I hearing? Wood being sawed? I think someone's sawing wood. You ever find that some of these tables make you hate certain songs? Yeah, Cartoon, absolutely. Absolutely. Too many... I guess it would be all penises. Yeah. Bloody penis nunchuck multiball. What? What game is this? He said it five weeks ago. Wait, what? I wish Dally would still make football machines. You know, Williams has been retweeting my tweets when I play some of their older games, so maybe something's in the works. I will say that I, growing up, loved ACDC. Now, every once in a while, I just can't listen to one of their songs when it comes on the radio because I've played that game so much. but it's the same problem that you get uh there's a a huge thing we don't really have a name for it but in the motion graphics industry if you're like a freelancer or if you just work as an animator you have a demo reel okay and you update it all the time and you got to keep it fresh and what you do is you pick a song uh that you play over it maybe you'll animate to it and just show all your work. And whatever that song is, you have to know that however long that demo reel exists, after you're done with that, you will never want to hear that song ever again in your life. Ever. Ever freaking ever. I'm a Roku, no, I'm just, I'm waiting for some work. Alex is going to come by, but I can't hang out too late, so, Alex from White Mystery. So I had to call and cancel that because I'm in the middle of some crap right now Always be working ladies and gentlemen, always be working Give me a ball. They call me Dr. Prince. No, I'd love to stream more on the weekends. I just, sometimes the weekends is when I make up for the time lost during the week not working footballing pinball. Demon, monkey ball. All right, come down clean. Yes. You've done good, my child. Damn it. Damn, that freaking star-touch shot. Everybody out of the pool. So what song is your current demo reel set to? I chopped up a Talking Heads song, but I made sure there was no lyrics. Or wait, just a few lyrics. You have to get strategic with it. Talking Heads, baby. 50's not bad. Everybody out of the pool. Ooh. see Bioshock yes but Bioshock is too far gone you know what I'm saying it's heyday it's gone and that's not something your grandparents are going to be talking about forever it can't just exist on you know a license can't exist on just the plane of like I feel something on the fringe of that is like maybe Minecraft. If they came out with a Minecraft pinball machine six months ago or like right now, I think that might be good because it's fresh in people's minds. It's still got a huge fan base. It'd be cool to have some sort of toy wall that you knock down. My Little Pony has existed forever. I think My Little Pony has stayability, last ability. You know, a Masters of the Universe He-Man pin would be great if they came out with an announcement of a He-Man trilogy coming out that was going to be amazing. We need another Street Fighter table? know. We need, we need, uh, we need, uh, what do we need? What do we need? Can I just say real quick, folks, that this is one of my favorite topics to talk about. It's just cool things that might work. Hope that people are listening and then they make the pin. Also, Stern, you should make me a pinball designer. I talked to Gary. He said, let's do it. So, uh, I'll expect a check and a license shortly. Blade Runner would be dope. Aren't they coming out with another Blade Runner? That actually might be good. That might be good if they're coming out with a sequel. Bands, you don't have to hope that there's more stuff coming out from them. Because this stuff lives forever. Like, they played on the radio, you'll always hear it. Like, things like movies and TV shows and cartoons, those only live for a little bit. but things that keep getting recycled, like Spider-Man, and then Stern came out with Spider-Man. I thought they came out with that at the perfect time. It matched the movies. It had all the characters in them. There was, like, if they kept making Back to the Future movies, which they never will, another Back to the Future game would be incredible. What else is a trilogy? Like, well, yeah, they did Indiana Jones. TMNT, yep. There is no Akira Pinball. Actually, there isn't any real anime-esque pinball machine. Which might be an untapped market there. This is not dead. A broken Addams Family electric chair in the ski resort in Colorado. You know what? IAST. Yes. Exactly. Evil Dead. Necronomicon toy that would open up kind of like the way the Playboy magazine opens up on Stern Playboy. Like a toy chainsaw with like a bloody stump hanging out of it for Ash's arm. like a shotgun freaking a shotgun ladies and gentlemen that comes out with two freaking balls loaded in each chamber starts a multiball by shooting a shotgun blast the balls out I just designed you a pin, Stern give me some money What's the tattoo on your arm? The very first tattoo I ever got was some Sailor Jerry artwork. It's a lady and some skull and crossbones and stuff like that. This was a joke tattoo I got with a chair and some logs, and it says Summer 06, because I'm an adult. a pinball machine if they got a hold of like Troma and did like a Toxic Crusader or just all Troma movies together would be neat just call it Troma Pinball that might be neat if you could get a bunch of licenses to work together some sort of masters of horror where you do have like Jason and Freddy Krueger and Voorhees and all them on one table. Or if you did a... Wait, yes, hold on. This is it. We got something here. We got a... Friday the 13th. Crystal Lake themed. Cabin in the middle. You got a... A roving target. You got a... I don't know. Troma would be amazing What up Lord Sweet Good to see you bud Let's kill time My man Killing time We're just talking more about Pin stuff like that And uh The Guys I think you would uh I hope no one is actually Getting upset or pissed That I'm creating BS pinball announcements. I thought the My Little Pony thing was funny. I thought Pee Wee Herman was amazing. Pinside is like scrutinizing the video of when we had Gary Spurn on. Like chopping up audio bits and putting them on SoundCloud so people can listen and slow down what they were hearing. What's up, Nuts? Spooky's making a Rob Zombie table. Yeah. A George Romero pin would be awesome too. But see, the cool thing about a Rob Zombie table, and that was really, really smart of Spooky, is they're covering a couple things here. They got the musician angle covered, and they got the horror movie thing covered. And it's going to be phenomenal. It's going to be amazing. Hey, Laura's here. Hello, Laura. Is it Toastie back there? No. How was the, how'd you enjoy American Psycho? Good, I gotta watch it again, because I think I, it's one you really gotta focus on. Yeah. American Psycho's fun. Don't ever watch the sequel with Mute and the Tumans. Oh, you guys? Yeah. When it's about, like, you have to breathe in them. Yeah. Are you smoking weed? I mean, do you smell marijuana? No. Nobody's hiring us dude. Am I having a stroke? Still looking for an artist for my pin just saying, um, me etc. I want to dude, I really want to. I just don't know... Like, you have the theme and stuff picked out? I mean, we could do like some cool like Photoshop stuff, but like my actual art art style? I don't think it would translate well to what you're trying to do. But as an animator, I can adapt to do everything because I have to. It's my job. If you want a Van Gogh painting that has a bunch of dogs, you know, shooting squirt guns at each other, I can make that. But, you know, it is what it is. Are you seriously asking me that? That look. Is that what that looks like? Zero refurb. Or was it? Oh, the kitchen is rolling in. Yeah. You're like, it's got to be 620 somewhere. 620's a new fortune, you guys. Get it straight. No one parties at 420. You party at 620. That's where I work. Yeah. Guess where you are at 620? You're stoned at home. Drinking marijuana. I'm turning it here. Laura, hold the start button down. Oh, put two people in. Oh yeah, I'm a road coach. The same thing. Same thing. 620 for you, 420 for me, so blaze it! Does it matter what sign you say on this? Blaze? Yes. Like ACDC, the sign does matter. Yeah, just follow the blinking lights. So what shot wants your 10? No. No, those are locked. You can get those if you want. That ram right there. The ram? Yeah, right there. Is that one? Yeah. Is that one the same light? Arrows have a little more precedence over anything else. Okay? So luck on the play field. Receive that one? Yeah, there you go. I will give you one dollar for every time you make that right rant. Yo, Oregon Ninja, what's up, buddy? Oh, I do smell weed. What is that? It's weed. Your stuff. Your voice. It's weed. But it's weed. Hi. Did someone hide weed in our AC there? That's what it smells like. It's coming out of there. I think you burped or something. No, it's marijuana. I smoke marijuana. Hi, I am, I, I, I am. Hot town, zelda-da-da-doobie, cat-tang, cat-flab-a-bloody, but things up and dip it down. Come down. Yo, I don't get the bands wrong, Laura. Remember, it's the internet. Leave your freaking ego at the door. I'm sorry Jack, yeah I know, I know you are. Sweet smelling bird. That ramp is super hard, super, super, super hard. That's why I live it. Hey there, been in? Do you smell this? I'm not burping, dammit. There's full on... John's being smoked and I'm calling the police. Let them do their thing. We can do that. I'm allergic. I have asthma. Okay Oh Yeah you organ into that stuff really good Not my father's repair your father's repair Mark, can you tell me where the cures are? I'll take what cures? Free the weed? No man, call the cops. Hashtag Nart Town. Nart Town. What the frick? Little Kappa. Oh man, how is everyone doing? Big Baller, good to see ya. Big Baller, other person is my wife, Laura. Laura Danger. Laura freaking Danger. We had brunch today, or breakfast, at a Filipino breakfast joint where they give you a big pile of rice, two eggs, this bowl of like spicy tomato stuff. Salsa. And a giant pile of pork that has been. Like aniseed wine. Yeah, it was like wine and aniseed like power pressure cooked into pork. And then a side of this really delicious bean something. It's like bean-rice pudding. The kitchen smells like weenie tails. Really? Cool! Well that's not a complaint to give to the land holder. Yep. Now I'm hungry. Yeah dude, it was really good. It's not that expensive either. Oh, there's a dollar. And you collect it in. Hell yeah. Alright, your lock is lit. So you want to get it in your Gene Simmons' throat. Candy pork belly. Essentially, it's still like cooked pork. It doesn't have a weird texture. It's just super-frickin'-delicious. A little sweet. Oh, so good. And it's bright pink. Now, it's like red-pink, like this color. that's what color the pork is regular pork it's not super fatty or anything yeah and uh just a almost jerky and a big old cup of cup of joe don't you know do you guys have any uh why are you touching me renegade tomorrow I think they're smoking drugs and then doing cocaine There is no Tim Hortons here in Chicago. Laura, you won. That's your wife and you're going to give her a dollar? Yeah. I got my own money. I mean, we do have a shared bank account now. You can put a dollar in it. I refuse. Take your time. So look at this. No. This changes your city which doesn't know. You'll play for Atlanta. Who cares? So you'll see what it wants you to hit. I love that. Yeah. That's Lingerie-no. Wow, Jaden. That place puts cocaine in your coffee, Tim Hortons. Oh, God. Bernie Messiah. Good to see you, bud. You still have that back. I'm sure you can do better. How about a stop? Another dollar for you. This game's fast. This game's really fast. The thing about playing a game that's really fast is like all your training almost goes to the wayside because you don't have time to remember it all. Nice block. Alright, it's going to spit it out and it's probably going to go down the drain. But that's okay. You're fine. Oh, you're not fine. You got the bug. Alright. Ready? Spit it out. Smell the drugs! What? Body massage. Whoa, my wife. I'm not even going to say it. It's too much. This is my weight. Laura weighs maybe 12 and a half pounds. But don't get it twisted. She's still... She's still fat. She's still got bumps. She's still got them bumps. But it's that. Alright, we're not going to do justice. So, anyway. The shot to that plant is like right where the ball, right when the ball touches the fire from this, that's when you can go up the ramp, when it's rolling down the footbridge. Remember your CQC training. Boss? MGS combo? You're 6'1 and your GF is 4'9? I'm 6'7 and Laura is 5'1, so that's kind of safe. I'm always stoked for an announcement of a game. Honestly, if they're like, if someone came out with a pinball machine, they're like, here's the Helvetica pinball machine. And it's all white with just big black text everywhere. And that's it. No graphics, no anything. I'd be like, still excited. Because it doesn't matter until you play the game. Oh, man, we are going to... But that is what I think it is. It's strong. And we're going to have a real, real good day. I don't want to see you coming in heavier and heavier. No, let me point out that this is just two small, thin layers of wood right here. It's coming through the floor. Yeah. Just order some crap off of Pinball Life, Clippy Protectors and such, yeah. Pachinko kind of pinball? Do you like his game, Cassidy? It's getting fun, man. The shots are hard and that's what I can appreciate. Look at that, look at that combo. Gotta lose my mind in Detroit, butt city. You know what, aftermarket, I find the whole free shipping thing to, I'll pay more to go to a store online if I get free shipping. It's pretty ridiculous. You'll to get free shipping? Yeah. Okay. I will go out of my way, because it just feels so terrible. It's like you're not actually getting anything out of it when you pay shipping. But if you just pay a little more, then it's fine. Mm-hmm. Oh my God, that's not as late. No, Pimble is, get on that. Great marketing tech. Just free shipping. Free shipping. Free shipping over $50. Well, all their shipping, their shipping is a flat rate though, isn't it? It's just a flat. Oh, so then you end up paying. So what you want to do is you buy more stuff. Yeah. So people usually go in together. They're like, hey, do you need anything from Pimble Life? I'm going to buy some stuff. And then everyone goes in. They'll put in like a $350 order for like the 20-buck shipping or whatever it is. Do they have any damaged door? Pinball? Yeah. Yeah, they got a huge factory here in Chicago. Oh, really? And a giant warehouse. And at Expo every year, they invite everyone over and have a huge party. Awesome. Oh, my God, my butt. Maybe the smell of the pinball electronics? Nah. Dead Boots sings the kid this, including hit song, Dr. Butts. I've played board games there a few times where I ordered too many games online to get the free shipping. Really? Rolly? I didn't realize you could do that. What? Too many. Too many board games? Too many board games. When I cut you off, I didn't realize there was a cap. Oh, there's a cap up. What? There's this one clothing store where each item has to spend like $800 and only you can cash one item out of code to get a free return. Wait, what are we talking about? I spend a bunch of money, order a bunch of stuff, try it all on and send back what I don't get. Okay, cool. Like a whole. Okay, great. Free shipping. Cool. You can get great stuff. Yes. Nice. Alright, now that the extra ball is there and we're done talking about free shipping. Um, hehehehe. What is the hardest pinball machine or top five hardest? Ooh, um, that's a toughie man. Iron Man was a punisher for a lot of people for a very long time. Still kind of is actually. The impossible backhand. Ah, you guys got in the way of each other. You sharts. Dirty shart stains. Fishtails hardest table ever? Um, fishtails is hard. I wouldn't say ever. Man, I am getting, uh... It's probably close to you, though, but I think I'm starting to feel it. Oh, I am drinking beer. So we're trying to do as bad as we can, and it's working. Oh, my everybody out. Well, it lit the demon. I guess that's good. It's been a while. How are you? Okay. Craft-based game. Creature is pretty funnily fun? Okay. Um, I think, I don't know. Is Ripley's hard? I can't remember. Or Congo? I only say that because I, I don't know that I get the best scores on this game. Where is your Ripley? Uh, Ripley's Blue or Not? The only one I've really played is at Papa. Oh, there's another Monkey Ball. Seems like it'd be a fun game. Yeah. The Walking Dead seems pretty punishing. But, yeah, Ripley's pretty freaking hard. I feel like The Walking Dead is... I wouldn't play that game if I had to play for it. Really? Yeah. I don't think The Walking Dead's that hard. How can it be hard? You keep... I keep straight down the middle. You bash a toy and you get a multiball. But you get a... The drain you're talking about only happens when you plunge, so you still have a ball stage. And then you get to ball that. Okay, maybe. Is it grinding around again? Yeah, but it has a very target, which I haven't seen in a while, and I love very targets. It's a contraption that's a little hard to explain actually. It's like a piece of metal that the ball pushes backwards in order to get into a hole. And depending on how far back it pushed determines how many points you get and if it goes in the hole or not. Shit! Talky mushrooms! Okay, yes. Astro Marcus. 100% Flash Gordon. Huge pain in the ass pinball. Till you milk me better. Don't want to wait till you milk me better. Till you milk my butter. Alright, we got Kiss Army, Multiball. Oh my gosh. Okay. Uh, the... Halfway Wizard mode's ready. And I just missed. Super Ramps are lit. Oh, get that back. Whoa. You mother... Is that going to be... Oh, don't tell me that was Ball 3. The Trolls on Medieval Madness wreck you? Yeah. I think Flash Gordon wins this until I can think of something better. Flash Gordon's number one. Elbow, what's up buddy? Thanks for the follow. And a hot knife. Hell is French. No, El is Spanish. El Bot Like. Hello, El Bot Like. Banzai Run, I don't know what that is. Um, Banzai Run is a game that has broken my heart many times in pinball competitions. Um, so I'm gonna say yeah, probably Banzai Run. Monsters of the Past, I've gotten so many BS frames on that game that I lost my heart. Oh really? That's fair. I like Monster of the Past. Yeah, Monster of the Past is fun. Actually, that's probably the only thing I've really enjoyed watching someone play. Because the modes are really fun, and having to collect them all is really... The theme is what's doing it, and I like the way you collect them. I like the way you collect. It's fun. You're fun. Mine's where you do it. Do you? No. I didn't think so. I changed my mind. Oh crap, I screwed that up. Come on! What is the thing called in Doug? Yo, he trains. Good to see you, buddy. The Anemitoad? The Anemitoad. Okay. The Sprint Target is a guaranteed good. Okay. The strength target is a guaranteed good. Monster Bash I love. I've been getting 45 modes going since starting the month. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm getting the modes going and then starting the match. Is it Nima or Nemo? I don't know. Nima, though. You go to the arcade and play that game and get all the Nima stuff. I'll start it up. Multiball I love. I love getting 4 or 5 modes going and then starting it off for the best. That is the game where you can bring in pretty much everything into the multiball. BSD is tough, BSD's tough but BSD's fun man. I love, I love that machine. I love that game, I'm in love with that game. You almost rolled Banzai Run? Sure buddy, sure. And I'm the Queen of France. Right? Isn't that, isn't that uh, you guys didn't know that? And the room gets hot. Your mom is crazy. Tip off. We're probably just between the men and the children. Nope, I guess I don't. I almost, I almost crazy danced you. But I can't do it anymore. Because I'm hurting myself. You're for a crazy game. Rats. Whoa. Rawr. Oh, it's got Toad wrong? Okay, fair enough. T-O-D-E. Mubato! I like the sound on this. It's a meme, Mario. The thing I think I like the most about Pinball is it has a ball. Jack answered, not actually answering the question. My favorite game is Monopoly. Pinball? No. This is Monopoly pinball. You did better than me. My favorite game is Hot Gash. Oh, that exists. Ghost in the Graveyard is my favorite game. Bugs, for the awkward, but the best. And party with all your friends. I think I like this game's game setting of all. I think it's pretty cool. I think it's hilarious, yeah. You mentioned roses, but I might be going out to buy it. What's that? I didn't deserve it. I didn't deserve it, I heard of it. Oh. Oh, really? I feel like... ...taking some time. Do you remember that, Slidy? Any flipper... Oh, any pin with black flipper screws you up? Yeah. Black rose. Alright. Right out. The thing I like the most about this game is he was genoscopying the ball straight down the middle. Ah, that's funny. Check this out. Nailed it. Alright, there's another approach to this game I'd like to take, and it's called Keeping the Ball Alive. No. Top 10? Top 10 seems to be one that a lot of people love. Top 10? Oh, not hard games. Just top 10. Just fun. Yeah. All I have to do is ramp out all the time. Yeah, ramp out with your tamp out, man. Or whatever college kids are saying these days. Groovy baby. Right? Do you know what people are saying? Groovy baby. That's bag of jelly. Alright, we're done. It's not even funny to not be funny in that vein. It's just like terrible. It's like the same more Borat thing. It's awful. Alright Laura You're killing me You're killing me You're killing me You're killing me You're getting that back Just kidding Let's turn this off buddy. Pick a song. Yes. Deuce is all money. Lick it up or deuce? Yeah. Lick it up or deuce. Zigzag Taxi is fun. You made that shot first time. That's not bad, buddy. There you go. You can't trust that to bounce. So go up to center right. It's easy. Well, it's earlier, but... So keep the shot. Yeah. Nice. I was. I suppose it's the same time you flip. I know. You don't have to stop. Don't make these fouls to little use. Backhand even a lot. Nice. That. Alright, so... I guess you're just piecing the blue lights if you want, or you can go for a multiball if that sounds... How do I do it? I'll stop. Oh, when you catch... okay. So, if you get it in here and bounce it around, there's a progress bar that you probably aren't ever going to look at. So, if that thing that says glove gun is ever purple, I mean, shoot this ramp or get it inside of here again and hopefully it falls into the saucer. Okay? Okay. I want to own music-based pinball games. Yeah, man. Okay. ACD seems to be locked. I hit that lock. What have I done? So, first of all, Bubbles. Look at that. Black Diamond! Whoa, that thing had a spin on it. Do you think competitive peers put this in on their walk-in and pee down the hill? Literally made that joke. Did you? Yeah. Nice. But yes, is the answer to that? Yes. Okay. Why is this getting such crazy bats? What diamond? It's Black Diver. Yeah, it's not like Black Diver. Black Diamond! Hello? Ball control? I see you on the scene. Black Diamond! Alright. That's two. I'm kidding how hard the F she did that damn target Is there something in there? No? Yeah, Trump is pretty much a music machine Trump? Yeah, it's all Jack the Punks, baby Oh, I had to close mine. Where are you folks playing pinball this weekend? So I'm playing pinball here. Then hopefully my work will be done by during. And then we'll just go do some other stuff. What do we have planned for today? Uh, we're gonna play pinball. Where? I'd like to go walking around, because it's finally sunny. That's not pinball. We can walk to... That's not pinball. Walking is not pinball. Walking to... Where can I pinball? I didn't say where can I walk to. Victory Point? Thanks, dude. Do you want to go to Emporium? No, I want to play pinball. Is Richie in town? Who is Richie's name pinball? 11 EVH 11. Their collection is a little weird, but it's good. What does your tummy read? My stomach says photo booth with a question. bar. Real adults get tattoos that don't really mean anything. Oh, by the way, I should probably go get a tattoo. Actually that's a really good idea because I need my flipper. I think we can just walk into like Taylor Street or something. Okay. What am I going to get? The flipper. I want to play pinball, call an Uber. That's not a pinball machine. Yeah. Is this stomachy full? Yeah. There's leftovers in the fridge? Yeah. Oh, I can tell that. It might look unappetizing, but sure. You guys should come check out Uncle Mike's. It's a Filipino breakfast joint here in Chicago. It's super delicious and Laura, I guess, is going to get the leftovers to show you. Wow, nailed it. Nailed it, nailed it. I like to put the pin down. Oh my god, all balls. Why is it on a horse? Are you eating? Oh. Is that any good color? Yeah. You're going to seriously hate this one ball thing, yes or no? Yes. Uh, yeah. I'm fully anticipating that. Are you going to turn it off? Yeah. Why? That is the dead clip way. Are you going to play this next week? Yes. Well, I'm only here Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Great. And then your boyfriend Reginald said he'd keep you warm at night. I mean, I gave him 20 bucks to buy some clean underwear. That dude is disgusting. But you like him, so. That's how you write your top of the day. My name is Reginald. Hi, snowboarder. Good to see you, snowboarder. Um, yo, what do you got in there for me? Whoa, I was hoping you could see this. Uh, hold tight, I mean. You got a good ball going in. Oh my god. Anus. I mean, anus. If you play in a tournament for IFPA points, the IFPA website has all the rules you need for whatever kind of tournament you're trying to run. So, go check that out. It'll say things you should be doing to the machines, the way storing works, blah, blah, blah. How do you get them to the EIPA? You've got to let them know a month ahead of time. Contact the EIPA and tell them you want to have a sponsored tournament, and they'll put it on the calendar. They're pretty chill about it. On the fly. Oh, that didn't work. Yelling on the fly does not make a shot. And how come? How come what? Are we talking about on the fly right now? No, because tournaments I've been to, why would anyone decide not to have an idea? Because some people don't like chasing that stuff because competition makes people butt hurt and they complain too much and little nuances and stuff like that just make the thing not fun. And actually, tournaments can be a whole lot of really awful, non-fun stuff if there are points involved, because people just lose their minds over it. So there it is. Put us in. So RBA, you collect the shots by, you've got to light the shot by shooting the ramp, and then that will light one of the instruments on the playfield, then you've got to hit that shot to collect the instrument. And you have to do that every time. Shoot the ramp, hit the instrument. You got the drum here, the guitar, the guitar, and then Gene Simmons is the guitar. They're all guitars. There's no bass on this band? It's a drummer and three guitarists. That's a bass. It doesn't say bass though. Oh. I think someone screwed up. It does not say base. Yeah. The demons say base. The demons are the praises? Did you imagine a universe where when Kit was forming and they laid out the cards for the four characters that are going to be in the band, but all of a sudden Gene sneezed when they were picking and he didn't get to pick Demon in time and ended up as the Catman? what would kiss be like today? There you go, bud. I can always eat at all times. Or they're like, they have the four cards down, they're like, three, two, one, and they all reach in, but Gene's like, and reads it and he's like, the cat. R.I.P. dude. You the cat now. Much cooler. Because then lick it up would still be a thing. He can still use his tongue, but he's like a cat cleaning himself, you know? Instead of shooting fire, he can pretend to shoot furballs out of his mouth. He's like, while he's rocking. Yeah, actually, it makes more sense. Absolutely. Jean, what have you done? What have you done with your life, man? I'm fashionably late for the stream. All is good. What up? Slim, you're not late. I mean, I honestly don't even know how long we've been streaming because I just arbitrarily hit go. Oh, why? I'm saying you're a litter box. You are. Yes. He's just sitting there doing this. He just keeps kicking his feet. Wipe his feet That was it? Sorry bud, I don't know what happened Meow Rock and roll On top of my And his whole thing is like They'll put like really cool things on the stage and he'll just walk up and slowly push them off the stage. This is it. You don't have any laces at this time, do you? Yeah, he's just like, what? Jean, Jean, stop it. Jean, don't you push that off the stage. Jean, dammit. Can you just put your hand in my water? Yeah, cats. Deadfoot Pass cats. Yes, we have cats. Let's name them. We have Mildred. Penelope. Jables. Smokey. And Kate. And Jerry. And Rodrigo. Jeremiah. And Mr. Tinkles. And Greg. Greg can... That cat needs to drown, man. Take it up. Guys, we... Cage sounds like a badass. Cage is a badass. He's the toughest one out of all of them. Great game. I have a feeling this game is getting confused. Yeah, it might be. That's a lot. I know. Laura is secretly a cat lady. No. There ain't no secret. Guys, JK, we don't have that many cats. No. What's annoying is once you tell people that you have a cat and that you like cats, then they think that you want cat stuff for Christmas or your birthday. I screwed up that essay. Um, which you do. I get those things, but I don't want them. But you have so many of them, so you want more. So of course I want them. Does Jack report bugs this day? No, I just complained. Just complained. Oh, I emailed John Papadiuk, because we were having a conversation a while back. Like I said, I had previously worked with him on Magic Girl, and I was like, I don't know where you are right now, or where the game prototypes are, but you've got to bring one on the show for at least a day. And if you want to hang out, awesome. I won't read any questions if you don't want to yield any. I just want to hang out with John and play the game that he was so in love with making. Yes, go in the thing. No, you suck. Buster. You see that drop there? Yeah. Uh, are you what? What? Yeah, look it up. No, I said are you what? You're what? Oh, I fumbled like a frickin' ding dong. Fumble dee dungle. I'm a fumble. I'm a fumble ya. Call me Fumble Nina. It was, that's why I was done. We're done with this meal. That was not the last bite I was hoping for. It looked like a big, juicy piece of meat. Yeah, it did. Careful it's not. All right, what were you, you listen. I told you, if you want to get better, explain what you're doing so you can rationalize this outside of your head, because you're just staring at like puppies and babies riding on ring boats. Can you imagine if this pit had to feature all the people that were previously in kids? How many people were previously in kids? I didn't know about that. Yeah, there was the Rat King, the Sandwich Artist, the Bellhop. There's a lot of strange kids members over the years. Oh, there we go The Gordon's Fisherman That's where he got his start Paul, I slept here last night, buddy I'm under some crazy deadline pressure right now Well, usually the Jack is wearing a blue or black shirt So, no, it's not crazy that you did it Yeah, this isn't my usual color solid word George hand right you look me up ready go stand you're so close Rick Ross what's up dude Oh, I almost broke my wrist trying to push myself off again. Oh, yeah, Rick Ross. Rick Ross the boss. How you doing? It's Rick Ross. What's up? Rick Ross in the chat. How you doing, Ross? Ross the boss. Pretty Ricky. Alright, I made that shot. Pie filling. How the hell are you, bud? Look at him. C-c-c-c-cocaine! Can you name all the old members of this? No. I think we have a... I think what's happening is we have a lot of lurkers in chat right now. It is Saturday. People are probably ignoring their families, watching this instead. Which I'm all about, because I do the same damn thing. The Richard Ross live in chat? I'm Richard Ross. Correctional officer. No! I need a beer! It's only Coors! Cheers! Give me a brrrr! Yo, Drum, what's up? Um, Slimguy, I backed up the video to YouTube if you want to go check it out. It was a lot of fun. Gary Stern, the guy that owns the company that makes these games. I'm just killing time before work which we didn't even feel like. I feel ya. It's Saturday, and I'm at work. This is what I'm doing killing time. I'm rendering right now, so I have to babysit my computer. Can we continue on it? Nope. I know that it's going to keep going for a little while longer, so I just figured we'd finish this out of up Only past Kiss member that matters is Ace Frehley because he sort of wrote all the good songs Oh right on Oh great What a dill What is a Gene Simmons solo Bass. Just to make it more fun. Oh, Gene Simmons re-recorded everything? Good for him. Well, no, not good for him. He re-recorded everything so that the old members didn't get royalties. They don't get royalties. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's all. You said good for him. I'm not getting very good. Oh. You're bad. Good for him. There you go. Fudge and Fudge Munchers, man. Yeah, that one looked like a party. I didn't... Are you partying? It's in the air. There's somebody up there. Someone has broken into our air conditioning unit and has been blowing guns into it. What is going on here, Miza? Oh, shark snacks. Oh, I didn't want that. Miza, how are you? Well, how are you? Are you working on it? Well, the funny thing about commercial animation is you're not allowed to talk about it. talk about it. There's NDAs like crazy because you'll get sued, blah, blah, blah. But I'll let you know that it's for a big event coming up regarding running and insurance and money and Lions and Frankenstein. Oh, it's the Frankie the Frankie 4K insurance thing, huh? I don't know if it's the Frankie 4K insurance or not. Damn it, I gave it away. Hey, come on, it's time to run. Watch the old man, especially with the drunk ape, pissing off the queen. That's no good. I mean, the... I'm starting to hear about that hangover. Oh dude, been there. Do they smell like popcorn? Foxy, good to see ya. Foxy. I'll be there, I'll be there, just watch my twitch channel. Oh crap! Oh man, what you got in the rampant reanimating course you're in? You son of a gun! I thought it was a secret dude, now I'm gonna get sued. Living to a friend? That's kind of exciting. Yeah. Have fun! I love living with friends. Now I live with this ding dong. Not as much fun. Vinnie Rowe, Lick It Up. Oh, for the song I should play? I like the deuce. I don't know why my body's restricted. Lick It Up's a great song. Good job Vinny. I know a Vinny. Happy High Court's a dang night. I can finally be me. Me again. Play on, stream it, tell us about it. Yeah, this would be awesome. Hell yeah, dude. Stream it up. That's awesome. Streaming's the life. Honestly, I wish I would have found streaming stuff on the internet sooner, but had I found it sooner, I wouldn't have been into pinball, and I would have been streaming, like, frickin' Dr. Mario or something. Everything came in the time and age. Gross. I always came in the time I needed to come. Up the ramp. Weird, lighten this up. That's what I wanted. That's exactly what I wanted. All right. Kissed army multi-balls. Oh, no, extra ball. Wait. Oh, you got to keep collecting. I don't have enough. Just take that juice. Okay. We are going ham on this ball right now. Mario... Dude, yeah, that Mario Maker game looks fun! There you go. Where is it? Oh, almost. Okay, live, drop, catch. We need to collect just a few more instruments, Laura, and we have a big, big shit poppin'. Everything is so lit up. Hold on, don't jinx me. I've been streaming since Justin.TV, and they've been just giving brands for gaming. I've been streaming since Justin.TV still existed, and that's why... Are you done now? Well, the original Deadflip, D-E-A-D-F-L-I-P, without the space, is forever locked out now for some reason, because it was like on Justin and they won't give it to him. Oh. Yeah. That's where I got jaded from. Why is there no jaded? The only Mario game that's Mario Maker? I don't know Mario Maker. Are you allowed to stream Mario Maker? I mean... What is it? It's uh, so Nintendo released the uh, a game where essentially you build your own Mario levels. Oh, sweet! And you get to use all the sprites and all the programming from every Mario game in Mix'n'Lub, so you can take like, you can take like, uh, things from Mario 2 and Mario 3 and put them in this. That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty rad. Sounds great. Good! Do you know anyone who has that? Uh, my friend Jessica is playing it right now, but I don't know anyone. Jessica from Down the Cliff? No, I know Jessica from Gone to Flip. Yeah. Oh, right, right, right. No. Jessica from my hometown. Got it. Yeah, you can stream it. People stream it all the time. It has everybody who has been lurking in chat. Oh, yeah, wow. Guys, welcome back. Rocket League is the most fun video game. Dude, Rocket League is insane. Soccer with Rocket League. Soccer, yeah, with like RC Rocket Cars. Are you, is that game on Mac? Yeah, everybody came out of the room right to say that. Drum and Jazz. Is that Graven? Graven 27. Is that Graven? Graven. Could be Graven. Yo, shout out to all my lurkers. Wow, there's 52 people here? I'm trying to make this damn shot. Yes. How many more instruments do I need? Oh, I didn't collect that yet? We're getting close. Don't tilt. Oh my god. I can't believe we just did this. I just lit everything up to the point of coming back around, and now the wizard mode is ready. You got it. Alright, I'll go back to reading the film. I'm getting the will to buy it in two minutes. I want to try to stream it the moment I buy it. I get it. Are you going to have one of those things where you open it all up and show us all the inside? An unboxing, Laura? One of those things. Where you take the box off? Yeah. Remove the box? Remove the box. It's for de-boxing, if you will. Can you de-box this for me, please? What's up, toxic, toxic, toxic, rad man? Toxic, rad man. How are you, buddy? Go, go. Alright, we got an anabole. We have this just in PC games, but I don't have it yet. You should, Jader. Yeah, man, do it. I can open up a hard drive. Oh, it says download only game. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Open up the hard drive. One, two, de-box it. De-box it. De-box it, bro. Is that water polo? Water polo pipe arena. Water polo. We're doing something here. Super Jet Pot 66 million. Did you see that? That's insane. Ha! What? Shoot the right round. What the freak was that? Center. She said hurry up, shoot those center. Now hurry up and shoot right. I ain't trying to get the, uh, we're fine. 66 million hype. I gotta highlight that, man. What the hell did you do? Yeah, I know. I made my shots. Glitch. Yeah, screw you guys. Oh, nice, dude. I've got to check that out. Sorry I didn't see it. I'm trying to give everyone who's streaming any pinball some love. Everybody out. Okay, well, that's tough. I'm going to be super unhappy when this ball breaks. Then don't let it. Just play forever. Play forever. Woo! Lyric, we're coming for ya. Yeah, baby! RIP, Lyric. Yeah, baby. R.I.P. Larry. I can't save it. Hold on. I have an extra ball. Oh my god. If I would have had a juggler for that, oh my freaking crap. That 17 million bonus. It's the highest we've ever been. They get up. By far. Super ramps. Whoa, holy crap. That was nuts. That was nuts! 66 million super jackpot. But where did that come from? It came from hitting Dean Simmons' mouth, I know that. Good gravy. Astromarkets, I love the company that makes BattleBlock Theater. What's that night game that they came out with? I played the crap out of that. Dude, Kiss Army Multiball is broken. It is buh broken. Castle Crashers, man. That's fun. Play one game by yourself, talk to the internet, and I'm going to go check on that. Alright guys, I'm going to get 300 mil. You ready? You have to try to get it typed up as Jack does. Oh, Ayas SA, welcome to the league brother, you're amazing. Can I get some flippers and butts up for ISTSA? I think Jack is going to come back to give you a proper one. What just happened? ISTSA. What she said. Welcome to the league, brother. You're on my side. Ladies and gentlemen, can my boy IST, please? Her face. I just did a great run. I didn't know what to do. Happy you're here. Sorry, Jack's not around. It's just me right now. Woo-hoo! Oh, I forgot to pick my song. Okay, what do I have to hit? I need to hit the ramp over there. Yeah, it was lit. Okay. Now that one. That one was lit, too. Right corner. No. Woo-hoo! Ah! Too much? Okay. I'm going to try to slow this ball down. Don't fall off the blister. What I want is, I'll just tell you what I meant to hit. Jack runs in just to speak. She heard me fumbling with it from the other room. Simultaneous panic and shock and excitement. Yup. She's getting good at doing my job. Jack don't watch. It makes me uncomfortable. I'm embarrassed, Dad. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to hit that ramp over there. What I meant to hit. Yep, that's what I meant to hit. That's exactly what I meant to hit. That's it. I just wanted to do ball, too. That's what I was going for. Put me in a vice and squeeze the challenge out? Yeah! I don't know if it's... Yeah, it'll take that much coaxing. Who goes from me? How much time you got? I can't give you a number on that. You need to be more administrative. I know you got some big important stuff to do. Also, if you want to, if you don't have anything to do and you think you'll work, you can just not be in here. Okay. You, like, get freaking lost. Or you could sit in that chair and do business stuff and sing songs about being in love with Coco and stuff. No. No? No. You're not in love with the Coco? I'm not. I'm in love with the cocoa. A lanky noodle. How are you, buddy? A lanky noodle. All right, guys. That 200-plus million ball was cranky crazy. Look at this. 208. What's up, legally blind people? Legally blind gamer. Thank you for coming. Are you legally blind? Hi. I think I asked you that yesterday. I love you. I just blew this game up. Look at this crap. $208 million on Kiss. No, don't fade out. Spichemin. Oh, yeah, that's Dr. Spichemin? Yeah, the Spichemin. And Demand. The Demand? Yeah, I'm going to go another room. Okay. If you've got business stuff to do, just do it. and if you want to leave, you can leave. We've got a Saturday business. I think I... No, I'm in Irlandia. I, um... Oh, are you going to go watch TV? Yeah. Is that what you'd be doing at home anyway? Oh. Slaying it. I ain't going anywhere. In fact, we're going to fix this now. Are you high on shrooms right now? No. Not shrooms, but someone is smoking the kind, if you will. I'm so sleepy. I'm just so sleepy. Are you stoned right now? Maybe. How stoned are you? Scale of one to stone. Can you bring another beer in here for me? We only have one left. I will drink that last beer. Okay. Thank you. Saturday business. Deal with it. Internet, thank you so much for coming. I normally don't stream on Saturdays, but I'm locked in my office right now, so we're just gonna play some pinball. heart heart kappa kappa one two three one two three pogchamp kappa kappa no uh someone in the warehouse here is um uh grinding up marijuana and shoving it into our air conditioning vent I will drink the last beer One, two, three, tuna waffle, blue waffle, blue waffle, blue waffle, tuna waffle, blue waffle. Son of a... Oh, a new beer. Where's the old beer? Oh. Do I have it? Wait, hold on. Can you just... This is what I want. Get off screen. You're on camera. I just want to be playing this. If you folks want a free internship, this is what I'm looking for. I want to be like... Ah! Thank you, beer intern. Oh, okay. I don't mind if I do. Alright, let's get back to this. Thank you, beer intern. Have a good fun. What did you call me? Okay, boy. Okay, boy! Don't call me boy. I will fight you. I'm a man. That's why he got married. Coors Light. It's all I have in the fridge right now. Gary drank all my alcohol. JK. Okay. Big props to Gary Stern for coming out and parting that. That was the coolest thing. We've got to get some more developers in here. Live, live, live. We have, oh, you know who we should get in here are the, what is counting down? What does this want? Oh, that? The spinner? Here, boy, if you drink Coon's Lat, boy. Fair enough. I wonder if Max Temkin would be interested in coming by and playing pinball. He's been in the studio a couple times. We actually, he sends us all of the stuff as they come out. A couple of the guys here in the studio did a commercial for the Bigger Blacker Box when he came out with Cards Against Humanity. Although the game is more known than I guess he is to the general populace Jake Butler wants to come over Jake, you mean Jake Cut Wait, Cutler? Jake Cutler Do you guys want sports people here? I mean, I guess I'll take anybody I am not too picky I just don't want I just don't want any shitheads on my stream we've occasionally had a shithead or two and we've had to set some grou nd rules about no shitheads it's a medical term you're allowed to say that without saying donate to kids like ah so yes Oh, you're wondering why you have all these bruises and bumps and cuts? Ah, you're getting beat up because you're a shithead. Ah, thanks, Doc. Still hungover. I'm easy. Sorry, buddy. That sucks. Nothing's worse than being hungover. Seriously. I'll take the frickin' flu over being hungover. Ah, well, it depends on how hungover and how much flu. What? Yo, Brain World is awesome. What's up? Premundo, absolutely. Steve is a possibility. Would you guys want to see a... Steve Ritchie? We're definitely going to have all those people on the stream when we stream from Expo in four weeks. I'll be doing interviews with all those kids. All right, Ryan, have a good one, buddy. Thanks for coming. Jack was majorly hungover last night. He was trying to out-drink a person with an iron liver. It didn't work. Guys, what I... I have so many secrets. So many secrets. I have like I have a a plethora of secrets you know and like it's all just really exciting stuff for you guys by the way I still something I'm trying to do is I'm joking but I really want to give me a BS license that they're sitting on and doing nothing with and just go design it. Design it, we'll talk about it later. If it sucks, it'll never make it anywhere, but at least you try to do something with it. And I'd be like, well, this Care Bears license that you've had for 35 years, I think we can make this happen. Or 30 years. Stern's only 30 years old, I think. 15 or 30, something like that. I just want to create the most badass pinball machine that everyone's like, this is the game. I want to see people playing in A-Division on TV playing this thing, and then when they actually show what the game is, it's like, my little pony. Or just something absolutely ridiculous, but they're like, this game's going to go down in history as the best pinball machine ever designed. Unfortunately, it's, you know, I don't know. Willow. I don't know where Willow came from. You should try doing some visual pinball first. Oh, that's a good idea. Beetlejuice. I don't know. Frasier Pinball! Oh my god, yes! Here's the idea. Have you ever seen the show Cheers? Well, we're going to make a pinball show, or a pinball machine based on a spin-off of Cheers. Frasier? Anybody? of all the characters on that freaking show Cheers why did Frazier get his own spin off the show was great I mean I remember watching it with my my mom but of all the freaking people on that show like why didn't I don't know a friend's pinball machine Uh, IASB, that is a great idea. They even have like a TV show coming out, so that is pertinent. And it works on so many levels. Yeah. Here's, right, the, instead of Frasier, you have Norm, and it's like, the opening sequence is sort of like Dick Van Dyke, where he's like, hanging up his mail bag, takes off his hat, trips over something, turns around, grabs a beer, cracks it open, falls into a couch, just starts drinking it, spills beer on his mail uniform, and then the camera zooms in on him as he goes. Crowd laughs. It's Norm! Wipes the beer off his shirt with mail that he pulls from the bag. Wipes his face. Tears into all the nudie mags that he doesn't deliver. I think we can still make this show. From town to town, it's every daddy duty, High train, scavenging every booty, So fine, there's never been another bad door. always be signed with Heavy metal laxative, come on Scratch, scratchin' at a, scabbin' at a booty Scabbin' at a booty Yeah, dude, you don't know how to scat Sat down, scabbin' at a booty Oh, whoa, that came really clean all the way around. Five and a half, seventy-five. John Cena! Ba ba da ba! Ba ba! Ah, furry, sorry bud, I don't know why I move out to be in the ding. You know, it blew my mind when I discovered I could click what people were trying to say. They thought that was spamming? I'm the Scatman! Shibbidybidybumbudumbum Bumbudumbum Shibbidybidybumbudumbum It's not spam, it's scat! Oh crap, I looked away. No scatting allowed! I'm the Scatman! Shibbidybidybumbudumbum Ah, RIP Furry Messiah. This baby are of all things at a furry. Baby, I'm home! Because it's okay! So, alright, I got an idea. I got, I got, yo, the wood dropper. Alright, two flashing shots. Ripping pepperonis, ladies and gentlemen. Mr. Combolino, Mr. Bob Combolino. 66 million Super Jackpot. I still can't get over that because that's like, that's a three ball great score on this machine and I got it with one shot. I love Scatman Jones' actual music, he had some really solid albums. Right on. Maybe they're building a pinball machine upstairs, I'm going to say that's... Can you imagine a pinball company opening up in this building? Oh, well I guess none of you have been here. Heavy metal accident, he said it. Oh, that save. Do it again. You know what I want, ladies and gentlemen? If you think Stern would be willing to do this, okay? You ready for this? Take a pin, alright? Let's say you know they have parts laying around for, I don't know. We'll just go with Kiss. Let's say, sir, can you deliver me a blank cabinet, no trans light, a blank speaker cover, whatever code, base code that you put in all machines where it's just flipping code. give me Kiss's playfield here. Let me put my own art all over this thing just to design something. That would be amazing. Angels in the outfield? Probably not. Angles in the outfield. Let's get sad. Demon Motible. Um, when I... I have a meeting with Stern... Not... Not this upcoming Monday, but the Monday after. Let's see if I can't get my hands on some, like, swag or something that I can do some sub giveaways for or something like that. Oh, no, I should get some deadflip stuff made. What the hell am I saying? I'm just going to have some deadflip stuff made. Black Death, man! Yo, Furry Messiah, I definitely had plenty of conversations with Ben Heck, and in fact, I reached out to him and was talking back and forth to him and Charlie about bringing America's Most Haunted here. Also, I was talking to Ben Heck about trying to figure out how to create an all-in-one like streaming rig just something that folds up unfold it all you have to do is plug it in and you're ready to stream you know what I'm saying something we can like market and sell to pinball people so that we can regulate and like standardize a good look for everybody yeah we should get dead flip flippers again that's very true give me that ball back I'll kill you well I won't kill you well yeah I'll kill you You know, actually, I'm going to message my boy now about the dead flip flippers. That is a great idea. Those work really well. We're going to get some more... You know, I wanted some dead flip shirts. I was thinking of designing some dead flip shirts. I didn't say donate to kids, but you know what? That's our freaking slogan. I think it looks pretty freaking cool on the front of a shirt. And we're allowed to, as a partnered stream now, we're allowed to run a campaign through Twitch so that we can have a Twitch shirt for our stream. So let's say whatever we want on the front, whatever we want on the back, and then the shoulder has the Twitch logo right here, which is pretty fresh. I think trying to do it right this time. The stuff we put on the back was too big, and then they also screwed it all up with the color and such. Oh, jaded everyone's eligible. I want this shirt. Yeah, the first run of shirts we did got, they screwed them up two or three times. It was terrible. But I think if we had Twitch involved, because it's the same service, but if Twitch is involved, they monitor it to make sure it works right. I think they could make sure it turns out good that'd be cool whatever if your market didn't get it out in November so you can rep that at free play my man well whatever I'm doing I gotta get it out before October because that's when that's when Expo is I hit that lock easy, and gone. Yep. I knew you could do that. I knew you could do it. The carom shot into there. You saw it here first, folks. On purpose, nailing that shot super easy. Bounce it off of what looked to be maybe between Y and M, maybe M into there. Done. Alright, we're hitting zero seconds. Whoa, over the flipper action. What shot is that? The right. My man. I ever had a dead flip. I love it. Again, this stream doesn't mean crap without you guys, so thank you so much for all that you do for me. You guys show your support in a lot of different ways, and I can't thank you enough. Black diaper! Oh, I had that. Just kidding. Come on, doggie. That's gone. Hi, bud. More pinheads in Iowa? I'm telling you guys, go on IFPA and look for tournaments that are happening in your area. Go to the IFPA calendar right now. Everyone in chat that thinks that there isn't something happening in your area. go to the IFPA calendar right now type in your zip code and see what close to you because people aren't allowed to have even like little BS home tournaments for IFPA points without making it public and open to everybody that's how you prevent small clubs from like blowing up the ranks by cheating because you have to have it open to everybody That was my fault. IFPAPinball.org, thank you. Jada, thanks for posting that. You the man. What do I want to hear? Hmm. Like a bug. What was that noise? It's like a sexy, like, sexy lady noise. Look it up. Oh, the walkout. Did you see that? Holy crap. Gizmo, absolutely, man. See, a lot of people come in and they're like, I don't know where to find pinball. You can't have a legit tournament for world ranking points without it being public for everyone to play in. And they make a calendar of it so everyone knows. This prevents any cheating and buffing, I mean, padding of the rankings. Well, the extender, there you go, that's not terrible. I haven't seen a meteor in a while man, that's awesome. Okay, that sucked. You're never going to move. Screwed that up. Oh no, the ball stayed. Ah, I had a ball gone. Yeah, boo-hoo, awesome. I'm glad that worked out for you guys, because honestly, no matter how remote you think your location is, there is plenty of pinball, I guarantee. Now, that website's only for finding tournaments that are world ranking sponsors, and not everyone is into that I know plenty of people actually that don like chasing the IFPA crime And for that stuff you want to go on Pinside and start making some friends which isn easy because Pinside is not the friendliest place in the world. Not in Portugal? I don't know, Premundo. Did you check on the website? Did you type in your... Because I think IFPA is international. It is the International Flipper Pinball Association. If you haven't played in a tournament, you can't register. Me, etc. Are you talking about you can't register on the IFPA pinball website if you haven't played in a tournament. You don't have to register. All you have to do is go play an IFPA tournament, give them your money, tell them your name. At the end of the tournament, no matter how well you did, you're automatically put in the database. Just make sure to use that name from now on. All right, I'm boo-boo. You've got a something in you, something to smell. Smell it like there's something around. It smells like bad. Cocaine. You're looking good, you're looking hotter than hell Hell is hot, that's how you look Yo, nailed the lyrics Lyrics, nailed it Okay, we got a lot of payoff going here Screw that up. Double dongers, man. Double dog dongers. It wasn't insane. First name, dad, last name, flip. JPM Pinball my ranking is not too impressive because I've missed a lot of tournaments so I think I'm only I'm just about to come back out of the thousand mark I dropped a lot over the last like year and a half two years just look up Jack Danger man just look up Jack Danger Hot, hot, hot doesn't smell. What the hell was that shot? Hot, hot, hot doesn't smell. Trying to get like an on the fly Kick up there It's not working George Boner Hot, hot, hotter than hell I haven't heard a handful of these songs before, but they are going to be stuck in my head. Oh, walk it out. Walk it the frick out. Juicy spinners. Lonelli Big Juicy Spinners. How do you blow a kiss? Oh, man. Go for the mini-wizard kiss army multiball. That. Ooh, double scoring? Well, apparently you get double scoring. And then you maybe drain immediately. Yeah, you drain. Drain. You drain. I did have two-arts bonus, and I threw that away. That was fun. Red thorns. Check this out. Let me show you what I just put up here. So all I'm doing is focusing on multiballs. I got 208 million. I got a 66 million jackpot collect. So all I do is I'm trying to rock out, I'm trying to get all four of these characters lit ASAP. and to do that you're going to go through a couple multi-balls which is great so if you want star child you obviously want to get into the star child area and knock it around once you get the star child multiball play it however you want to play it that's fine, once you're done with it you have star child demon, all you have to do is get demon multiball play it, when the multiball is over you have demon, catman shoot the center ramp a crap load of times and then hit the right spinner, you have catman spaceman the spaceman is probably the hardest one to collect because you have to collect like 5 or 6 instruments and that involves shooting up the right ramp and then shooting whatever instruments lit and doing that like 6 times and that is a tough ass shot once you have that kiss army lights, get in the scoop then control during kiss army multiball because what I found was you make a shot for some reason all the shots go away and then Gene Simmons is lit, hit that shot. Make a shot, back into Gene Simmons. That's what I was seeing. And I made a jackpot where I got 66 million from him and it worked out pretty well. Bitwise, what's going on, man? Where's the best place to take a deuce? Yeah. New Orleans. Good to see you, Bitwise. You're not good, you're not hotter than shit, shit. Get your grandma out of here. Is he really saying that? Get your grandma out of here. Oh, yeah, see, that ramp is not fun. So now that I hit that, you gotta collect the instrument. The instrument will stay lit for a while. Actually it stays lit the entire time. You just gotta hit it. You're not trying to like light all four of these up, it's just how many instruments you've collected over the course of your game. What other machines do you have? We have a KISS, the World Cup Soccer 94, Williams Firepower, a a Stargazer from Stern, we have a Corvette, a Valley Radical, ACDC Premium, we got a Hotshot, a Metallica Pro, a Bram Stoker Dracula, Daddy East Simpson's Twilight Zone, and something else. Oh yeah, there you go. Jada, thanks for correcting that, man. Thanks for updating it. Just take a juice. Right now, is there any benefit to playing more than one song? As in, like, getting through songs for, like, an encore or something? Corvette and Firepower are taken. They're still here, I mean, I still get to play them, so they're still technically in the studio. I mean, that's what it is. I guess I am. No, I'm not. I wonder where the cities came from, like, who decided what cities were going into this game? You're making crazy. I don't think there's an on-core like ACDC. Okay, cool. Working zigzag setup, dude. Gavin needs to come back from frickin' Burning Man so we can get the game fixed. Let's do that again. Oh. Hold on. Come on. We had a lengthy discussion earlier on that. Oh, I'm willing to keep talking about it. Like, legally, if you have any ideas of what would make a cool theme, please let me know. Stern also watches this, as do other pinball producers, so yeah, let's hear it. What do you got? Amoroku, absolutely. I might just go ahead and design that game without asking. I might just start making it already. Full fleshed out artwork, just ready to go. Like, no joke. Just make it. Damn you son of a... That didn't last long. A Toy Story pen? That would be cool. I can see Toy Story working. There's another Toy Story coming out, isn't there? I got this great idea. It's a timeless classic for all the bronies out there. Guys, I think the My Little Pony gag was the best thing that's ever happened. Because it even tricks them. It actually tricks the handboard. Jaded, you jerk! What's wrong with ACDC? I'd take a stand myself. Bounce around in there. I thought my little pony gag was something that only happened at furry conventions. Oh, gross. We're getting into it. That was a gross, gross, gross joke. Oh, dude. Oh. I'm wearing glasses. Albeit sunglasses, but still. That would be it. Does hotter than hell start to get... Like, how do you raise a jackpot in these modes? That was 250. Army combo lit. Yeah, World Cup Soccer is just fine. I have no idea what I'm doing. Alright, I increased the value of hotter than hell. In lane to kiss... In lane to kiss army is a combo. I don't know what it's worth. Okay. That was sexy. Oh, she's wearing a wedding band. I'm getting the lyrics now. She's hotter than hell, but she's married. R.I.P. Yeah, don't talk about DES in here, please. That's rude. Ha ha ha. Taylor Springs, good to see you, buddy. Works Cup Soccer. Is that giving me hotter than hell things or I don't even know what? Also you know what's funny? Super Targets is a ramp that just leads to nothing. Demon Monkey Ball! They call me Dr. Burns. Dr. Butt, ladies and gentlemen. The doctor is in. Dr. Butt. Notre Dame scored. What sport are we talking about? I want to join in. Alright. Here we go. We're going to get this extra ball. Get a new song. Football. There's Love Gun. Number 49. Love Gun. Is this a song about his penance? This is a, like, a slingshot 10-15 shot. Ah, damn, that shot is tough. I thought that didn't work. Okay. That's. Oh my god. Hey everybody. Out of the pool. Hey, yeah. Blip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip. Blip-a-dip-a-dip. Guys, you know what's going to be great about going to TwitchCon? Seeing all the other streamers that I watched before I became one. And that's the reason I bought tickets to TwitchCon. is I bought those tickets before I was partnered. Whoa, easy, bro. Give me something good. Clean? Love you. Loud, loud, loud, loud. You want to hear it loud right between the eyes? Who do you watch screen, Jack? I don't... Okay, I watch... The very first screen I ever watched. His name is Chinglish. He's an Australian guy who played World of Warcraft. Super awesome, fun dude. He actually subscribes to me, which is amazing. I like Duck Sauce because of his sexy voice and personality. And I feel like if I played a computer game, I would have this exact same setup, honestly. Just sitting real close and talking about noobs and how great butts are, you know, all that stuff. if I want to just see the depravity depravity, depravity of just all human nonsense I will go watch Soda Poppin I do not encourage you to do that but the it's just interesting to tune in to see like how terrible people are sometimes not always him the audience he appeals to he's usually the kid's a genius I'll say that he knows what he's doing alright right ramp starts but I take some some solace in knowing that you can take all those top streamers that's saved by the way take any freaking top streamer and you walk up to them you go hey man I'll play you for your audience you know we'll trade we'll trade streams in the game of pinball. And then I'll smoke their ass. Love gun. EVX. Legally blind gamer, this is for you, buddy. Oh, my back. I just, I could whoop all those nerds who are like super good video game guys, but only on a pinball machine. I'm too old for soda popping? Uh, so am I. Oh, unless that was a joke, which I'm guessing it was. Um, you show them everything you've got. Okay. Tokyo. Deuce. You had some bad fish. Okay. You had some bad sushi in Tokyo. Deuce comes on. Don't lose to lethal frag? Good old frag. Frag's a great guy. Frag's a super great guy. And I'm pumped about hanging out with him. Man, frickin' Ramparino. This was a deuce. Bitwise, what are you talking about? Oh, yeah, don't talk about that. I was in the middle of a conversation. I don't know what I'm doing. Always be dead-flipping, ladies and gentlemen. Always be dead-flipping. Oh, thanks, Bill. I thought you were going to yell at me. Like, what? You son of a... No. That was all dead. We're not gonna take it No Wait, that's not the span No Oops, I forgot I did a desert. JD's gone to the dark side? Nah, we're alright. Exactly, Jaded. The danger callout, do you got what it takes? It wants you to duck save. It's like some ding dong in a frickin' dunk tank going, come on, come on Stacey, let's go, throw the ball, I bet you can't hit me. And you're like, well I'm gonna frickin' wreck wreck you, buddy. Funny that you say that, because I'm going to actually throw the ball at your head and not the target. This machine has like, what, seven, eight, eight songs? Maybe more? Uh, that didn't count? What the hell? That was messed up. Fuzzy bucket! McJule, it's good to see you, bud. Suck it. So I... We've discovered a way to, like, open this game up and score big. This requires... It requires a lot of concentration. And I do not have that right now. Hello! A stream! Hotter than hell. Who's how? The robot? Robots run pretty hot. Whoa! That move gave me a million points on a shot? So what do you do? You have to hit kiss over here and then hit a shot to follow it up? That. And now it wants the left. Okay, we can do that. Maybe not. Oh, that's tight. But not as in cool, you know, like, as in spatial relations. There you go. 1.5? Wait this right there. Is this mode super lucrative or something? Fuzzy, I'm doing great. I'm watching with my mom. She thinks you're hot. Um, Mick, hold the, hold the phone up to your, um, or whatever you're doing. Dear Mick Jules' mother, hey, I'm over here. You, uh, you got your mom? Do you have your mom? Hey, how's it going? My name is Jack Danger, and, uh, I'm 34, I'm single, and looking to mingle. Let's party. I hope you like pinball. I really hope you like pinball. All right, let's not be a creep anymore. Damn it! It worked! Check the underneath bombs! Spread it on. My dog thinks you're hot. Yo, pup. You made her blush. Yes! Take that, mom! We need more moms on Twitch. bounce bounce sharks get up the freaking ramp Elijah good to see you alright everyone's animals are now obsessed with it that's fantastic too far Elijah too far Your mom's 43? Oh, okay. Well, hey mom. I'm 34. You keep on shouting. I wonder if they had to buy the rights to the people that are being shown in the audience of this. Or was that like a shoot that they set up? We can... What the hell? Um, C and K, I'm just, I'm at work, man. And I had to work this weekend, so I figured I'd stream while I'm waiting for my renders to go. Layla, that's quite a name. I'm also unchowered because I slept here at work last night so I'm wearing the same clothes I did yesterday I'm super cool you drive me crazy my mom is married unfortunately it's a zigzag it's all good man we'll figure it out Alright Um I think I have one More game in me and then I have to go back To work I'm pretty sure my renders Are done and I am under A deadline unfortunately so uh Try to blow this up I don't think we're gonna hit That 200 that we hit but So let's go for Catman first ramp a bunch of times. So I think someone said it's four ramps. Four ramps. Calm down, you shit. You shark. I'm trying that this way. Don't need to kiss. Alright, now you've got to hit the right spinner. Or the only spinner. Okay, that's not working. We also need instruments. Ladies and- OH MY GOD, my life. Are there washers on your slings? Um, yes. I don't know why, but there are washers on the slings. Casually, I've been streaming for like frickin' four hours, man. So there's the cat man. Yeah, dude, I love impromptu streams. If I didn't have something else to do, I'd stream all frickin' night for you guys. I like the company. Now I just have to... now I'm probably just gonna go out and... I don't know... ...range at a bar somewhere. You been sick for eight hours? What, casually? I hope you're better, dude. I hope you're better. Alright, I think that was a lot. Yes. Whoa, fuzzy. That's awesome, dude. College, dude. Kill it. Slay it. Get all the college. All the college, all the time. Become a freaking... Become some sort of, like, micro... What is it? Man, my brain just shut down just now. Just seriously said, you're done talking. How many balls do you get in a game one? You get one ball per, okay, you get three balls per game. And, but it's more chances. You get three tries. But in this one ball that I'm currently playing, I could have up to four balls on the playfield at one time. And I will see if I can show you what's going on here. Alright, all the way. Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. More. Yes. Now you're about to see the circumstance I was talking about. You get one ball to play with, but you can get a multiball, so now there's going to be like four on the playfield. All right, Astro, thanks for coming, buddy. I love you, man. Okay, I need some ball control here. Yes, older pinball machines use five balls per game. Five tries. I see how it's confusing them to say balls and I have three here right now. You son of a biscuit. Was it insane? Thank you, Star Tide, for ruining my life. I still think you should do makeup. I still think you should do... Oh, wear crisp makeup? I need someone to do it for me. Who wants to come do my kiss makeup? I'll wear the crown for a day. Alright, so this is Demon. Now we just need to hit all the instruments. And then we can get Spaceman. And when we get Spaceman, we get all the money. They call me Dr. Love That was, wow, that was Wait, in time? Yes, nice That was gnarly Of course there's only two balls on the play field I didn't even get a chance to do anything with that. That was garbage. Alright, now we need instruments. I'm sure we need a lot of them. So to get the instruments, you have to shoot that hard-ass right ramp, and then collect whatever instrument starts flashing. So I need to get into the star child shot. Needing to and doing so are two different things. Alright, so there's that. Alright, well Love Gun Multiball is ready again. And Love Gun Multiball actually gets in the way of us trying to get Spaceman because you can't shoot the right ramp to activate an instrument. hold on. Without Love Gun taking over. Drop, catch, get rid of it. Damn you. Frickin' ball, So we'll play this out, get some points. I'm not really trying to get some crazy points here. I really just want to get the wizard card again before I lose. Oh, that would have been crazy. Oh, I just have Laura do it? That's true. Nice. That's exactly what I wanted. Hell yes. The map. It works. Oh, we were doing this, huh? Shouldn't have done that. Why didn't that work? Hello? Front row didn't go off. Front row didn't work at all. Yeah, that ramp's just terrible, man. Wet farm, what's up, buddy? Now it works. Excellent. Make some noise, ladies and gentlemen. Ugh! Damn you. Front row rips. Yes. This is going quite well. How many more increments do I need? Two? Oh, mother... I think that was it. Alright, well, we're done here. Screw this crap. This game is a huge pain in the ass, and that's what makes it so fun. And the code is only going to get better, ladies and gentlemen. The code can only get better. You keep on surrounding, smooch me about surrounding. Oh, one more try. Ah, get out of here. What are you guys doing this weekend? Can we party? Let's go. What can we do? Can we go do something? I want to rage with you guys. I'm ready to party. Um... And... Well, okay. I need to hear a song before I go. Thanks for strummin'! Thanks for comin'! Um, ladies and gentlemen, as always, my name's Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Thank you for coming. I love every one of you. Go play some pinball, And I'll see you on Monday. Okay? No? It's Saturday, ladies and gentlemen. Go somewhere. but on a shiny shirt that has an anime character on it. Hit up a club and just sit in the corner and you know, sip a drink, cry into a napkin. I think it's going to be a good weekend, ladies and gentlemen. I love you. Again, Monday is going to be pretty great. We have three more days of KISS And then Twitch guys. The guests couldn't make it. I take that back. I was too busy working.

Jack Danger@ 39:23 — Analysis of IP licensing strategy combining musical and horror themes

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    market_signal: Twitch convention explicitly restricting pinball machines from exhibition despite pinball's commercial viability and player interest

    high · Twitch told me that I can't bring a pinball machine to TwitchCon. And I was a little brokenhearted...I'm a little irked that Twitch doesn't want pinball in the convention center.

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    announcement: Spooky Pinball is confirmed to be developing Rob Zombie's Spookshow International table combining musician and horror movie themes

    high · Spooky Pinball's making a Rob Zombie's Spookshow International (Standard Edition) table...they're covering a couple things here. They got the musician angle covered, and they got the horror movie thing covered.

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    product_concern: Walking Dead's bumper feed geometry issue cannot be fixed via code; requires mechanical/design workaround

    medium · The problem that I had with Walking Dead is a problem that might have to be addressed here. was the feed coming out of the bumpers. obviously code can't fix that. But that is, that's just geometry, man.

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    rumor_hype: Jack speculates about potential pinball IPs including anime, Troma films, Evil Dead/Ash theme, and horror anthology concept combining Jason/Freddy; treats these as creative brainstorming rather than industry intel

    low · There is no Akira Pinball. Actually, there isn't any real anime-esque pinball machine. Which might be an untapped market there...a pinball machine if they got a hold of like Troma and did like a Toxic Crusader