All right, your phone number and email then? It's like, whoa, bro, you're trying to scam me. Why are you rushing me? I'm trying to take as much of your time up, Mike. Okay, I said name, Orbital Albert, of course. Phone number, so this is the dildo brewing. It's completely public. I'm not doxing anyone. You can see dildo brewing on Google. He can Google it too and see it's dildo. He asked for a different address. I tried to give him mine. He asked for a different one. So I said it's 709-852-3335. Please don't call and harass dildo. If you're going to come to Newfoundland and you want to call them and just ask how good their frothy whiteness tastes. Go ahead. But don't bug Dildo Brewing. Come on, Jimmy Kimmel already bugged Dildo enough. Did you know that Jimmy Kimmel is the honorary, politics aside, even if you don't like his politics, dude is funny as hell, and he actually is the honorary mayor. He has the keys to Dildo Newfoundland because he gave them so many shout-outs on the show. So a couple of you listening right now probably know about it. So I said, name, Orbital Albert, of course. then I gave the dildo phone number I said don't forget to dial one first and also add the arctic circle post pass code I thought that was genius the post pass code see if this if this nerd was a distro he probably would have heard of post pass unless he's a distro who hates playing tournament pinball but come on if you're a pinball distro you're smart enough never to publicly say you hate tournament pinball because tournament pinball is the lifeblood of pinball the 130,000 of us that are out there 5, 10, 15, 20 hours a week grinding it out on location, helping keeping the locations alive, buying the craft beer, putting all the coins into every coin op at every single location on planet earth, practicing up to play for the pinball tournaments are the one that keep the community moving. It's not the people who only buy one pinball machine and just look at it in their house. They're not going out and spending hundreds and thousands of dollars per year on pinball tournaments, going to expos, going to TPF, going to pinball at the beach. No, the nerdiest of the nerds know what a tap pass is and also if you ship to can't all the time you know what a postal code is so the fact that i said don't forget to dial one and also add the arctic circle post pass code would tell you that i'm scamming you mike you i'm trying not to swear on this episode so uh mike if you're listening go f yourself you frick i'm gonna take an upper decker in mike's office. That's what I'm going to do. Then he wrote back, all right. So I'm very excited he's getting this going. And I thought, honestly, as long as I don't open anything from it, I've already told him about my podcast. Anyone who has me on Facebook can see all my public information. So I said, pinballnerds at gmail.com. Now for the record, do not email me. I hardly ever look at that one. It could go months, sometimes years, and I don't even glance at it. Mostly it's just fake robo emails by now, so I don't care. But in case a scammer sends something to me, I'll just make sure to not open it and you do the same, but do not give your real information to a scammer. I shouldn't have done this. Honestly, I might not ever get an email there now because of this, but I might not have to open anything from them ever. I said, I do, I was getting worried he was going to start like asking for payments. So I started kind of making excuses early here. I said, I prefer to do COD, which is cash on delivery. If you're a pinball distro, you know that. I prefer to do COD, but I do have a ring camera on my igloo. So simply let me know approximately when the delivery is happening so I can stop drilling holes in the ice fever. Again, if you're a hardcore pinball nerd and a distro, you've probably heard of the game Ice Fever, which is my favorite, one of my favorite older pins. It's just an incredible pin. It's got a drop target that after you hit the drop target, you can shoot the ball into the, sorry, you can shoot, Jesus, Canada's gonna disown me. I'm gonna have to be part of the 50th state instead. Hawaii, here I come. No, if I was going to move to the States, I think I'd go to Hawaii. Even though I did meet the Hawaii WEP when I was... Rep? WEP? I did meet the... When I was in Wisconsin at Lumberjack Johnny's, I did meet the... Doing Pinmasters. That's coming up soon. And the NASACs. I'll be excited to watch both of those. I think it's going to be on Backhand Pinball. Make sure you guys tune into that. It'll be great. I really can't wait to see all the pins at Bruce's location. So, shout out to him. But, what the hell was I talking about? I've gone off topic too much. Just got a message about it. Okay, yeah, I do prefer COD, but I have a ring camera on my igloo. So simply let me know when a prox, the delivery will happen so I can stop drilling holes in the ice fever. Oh, I was talking about ice fever. So ice fever is really cool when you shoot the puck into the net, which you have to get rid of the drop target for, which in orbit goes around and in between, which is so cool as orbital Albert. I love that and respect that. But not only that, why don't we have cool shots like this anymore up on the back glass a physical actual small puck shoots across the screen and you can see the light and then like it goes into like this actual glass you know picture of a goalie definitely wasn't Patrick Waugh because he would have saved that shots but anyways let's keep going on here now he didn't write back for a bit so I thought ah he might have figured out between ice fever and igloo and ski lift uh he might be uh that Mike might be figuring out I'm not for real. So Mike writes, waits forever. And then I say, BRB, which stands for be right back. I got a message about another pinball table from someone local H. Now, if you're from North America, you remember the horrible band local H that only had one or two hits back in the day. He probably doesn't know that. So he just puts it into a, again, I was trying to think out of the box here. If he puts this into a translator, it's just going to say local. He won't know what the hell the H is. It's not going to bring up the band from the nineties. so anyways he writes back right away all right all right dude okay he didn't say dude i added that then i wrote back okay he already in all caps already sold his don's pinball pod table it's don's birthday i was chatting with him back and forth while i was talking to the scammer so i was just i had don on the mind and i thought you know if he's a real if you if you're anyone who's anyone don got like fourth i think or did he get third and take out kaneda did he get no kaneda like tied for second or something? I don't know. But Don was very, very, very close to Kaneda's points. Like, not very much. Like, if Don gets like 20 more or 30 more listeners this year, and Kaneda loses 20 or 30 more, which he probably already lost from being so frickin' rude to Kale and Rachel, instead of just being... I've thought about this for a couple days, because I was coming in pretty hot with the last one. This is literally what Kaneda should have said. Alright, I'm shocked they won, because they only do a podcast once a month, and I feel like I do probably put in more work. But he should have came to the conclusion, wait, they run two of the coolest, largest, most rad pinball arcades in the world. Maybe they're a bit busy, and maybe nobody needs daily information telling them pinball machines are too expensive, which is basically all you ever hear over there. Sorry, for two years we heard the chipping and the pooling is horrible, and for the last two years the only thing he's said is that he wants to win the Twippies again. He's a six-time Twippy winner. He loves his car. He loves expensive sushi, and he loves sake, and he's a minimalist who, you know, had a $50,000 Transformer collection. I don't know. Anyways, you make 3K a month from your pinball podcast, American. That's like 5.5K Canadian per month. That's more literally than I make in a whole year profit of doing collectibles. So I do want to say this as well before I finish the convo with Mike. The other day when I was talking about how I did make a crazy profit on that one Charmander, on average, I make 10 to 20% per card. that's it if I buy it for six dollars it goes on my table for eight usually someone offers seven honestly and then and then I even do specials from time to time where it's like buy three get one free so if they buy four cards they get 25 off all of them sometimes I've taken a loss I've taken a bath on many cards I had two of my most expensive cards the cards that sell raw like which means ungraded for say 40 to 70 dollars they came back PSA sixes do you know what those are worth I don't either because there's no comps there's no sales of either of those cards and psa6s that i can find anywhere online and if they were they would be worth like two or three dollars like no one cares so i gave one of them each to my sons and i said before you sell these crack them out of there and sell them raw but for now you can have these as a memory so that's the the nice part of being a collectibles dealer is i get to put some in my pc my personal collection i get to give some to my sons from once in a while if they're crappy ones but i sell all the expensive stuff and just the other day, I had two collections come in of sealed boxes worth $170. Now, just to let you know, you don't always make money with Pokemon. It is gambling. I'll be straight up with that. It's just as much of gambling as those kiddie arcades are where the kids go there and try to win tokens. The only difference is you can actually turn a good profit. Elowen is laying on the microphone cord, which is interesting because she's never done that before. Okay, go ahead. Like, usually it's Franchi bugging me. Sorry, Elowen just pulled down the cord there. Lay down. Go for a nap. It's fine. No, it's fine. I moved the cord. Okay. Let's just keep reading on here. Let's just keep reading on here. Elowen, let's blame that one on Elowen. Okay. So are you, oh, oh, oh, I said, okay, what's next? Let's go. I have to feed my goats and chickens before, before breaking their ice with a Zamboni. and then they didn't respond for a while so i put question mark question mark question mark then mike wrote back are you not serious and then i responded immediately wtf are you wasting my time do you not know who i am you already sold my ryan reynolds pin to someone else didn't you doing the old master bait and switch now i put master space b B-A-I-T. There goes my safer work. Damn it. Doing the old masturbate and switch, aren't you? Now, again, if they're putting this into a word train, I'm not doing this just to be facetious or funny. I don't even know what facetious means. I probably shouldn't use that word. But I'm not doing this just to be hilarious. I'm doing this because I actually find it funny to type that. But also because if they put the old bait and switch into a translator, it's going to tell them exactly what it should. And if they are from North America, they'll be like, what the hell? This guy's definitely kidding because he put masturbate. Anyways, let's not talk about that anymore. Let's move on here. I was trying to do safer work. Do you actually have Deadpool? Can we proceed or not? So here I'm like really trying to give them the money until I'm in a hurry. I have Deadpool. Please can we talk later? I'm a little busy now.