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RoboCop (05/26/17)

Dead Flip·video·2h 30m·analyzed·Jun 15, 2017
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Tron pinball gameplay with mechanical troubleshooting at Logan Arcade.

Summary

DeadFlip streamer plays Tron pinball at Logan Arcade on a Friday evening stream, discovering and troubleshooting mechanical issues with the machine including a floppy upper flipper and a broken coil stop. The stream features community engagement, technical assistance from arcade staff, discussion of game strategy and mods, and casual conversation with chat about pinball, retail work, and local arcade culture.

Key Claims

  • This Tron machine was the first machine Jack Danger tested his streaming rig on when he first started streaming

    high confidence · Direct quote from Jack Danger during gameplay: 'This is the very first machine I ever tested my stream rig on when I first started streaming.'

  • The upper flipper on this Tron machine is loose/floppy and not functioning properly

    high confidence · Multiple observations during gameplay where the flipper fails to perform expected actions; confirmed by technical staff examining the machine

  • A coil stop on the Tron machine is broken and the coil is stuck, causing mechanical problems

    high confidence · Technical staff diagnosis during stream: 'The coil is getting stuck and causing mechanical problems' and 'The coil stop is broken'

  • Fred Marco's pinball parts/services have supported DeadFlip's streaming capability

    high confidence · Direct quote: 'Fred Marco's has been extraordinarily good to us. Fred Marco's the reason we were able to stream at Chicago Pinball Expo on their can crusher.'

  • There is a launch party happening tonight for the Attack on Mars remake with Chicago Gaming Company developers

    high confidence · Jack Danger mentions: 'There's a launch party tonight for the Attack on Mars remake. And the Planetary Pinball guys in the Chicago... Chicago Gaming Company.'

  • Tron has a gem shot trick that can be exploited by bouncing off Tron and ricocheting into gem

    high confidence · Jack Danger explains: 'You can trick the gem super jackpot by bouncing off of Tron, and it'll ricochet into gem over there.'

  • The Recognizer target on Tron is leaning into the Cora shot, making it difficult to hit from a cradle

    high confidence · Jack Danger observes: 'The U-target here is leaning into the core of shot. So it's making it a little difficult to get in there from a cradle.'

  • DeadFlip is planning a meetup at Pinburgh with community members

    high confidence · Jack Danger mentions: 'Can't wait to see you guys at the DeadFlip meet up at Pinburgh.'

Notable Quotes

  • “If that flipper is a problem, we have to think of different ways of scoring on this game, right?”

    Jack Danger (DeadFlip)@ 2:43 — Demonstrates how location pinball players must adapt to mechanical issues and develop alternative strategies

  • “This is the very first machine I ever tested my stream rig on when I first started streaming. Isn't that over at Grounded?”

    Jack Danger (DeadFlip)@ 41:17 — Personal history of how this specific Tron machine was foundational to his streaming career

  • “Fred Marco's has been extraordinarily good to us. Fred Marco's the reason we were able to stream at Chicago Pinball Expo on their can crusher.”

    Jack Danger (DeadFlip)@ 33:17 — Recognition of pinball parts supplier support and community ecosystem

  • “The flipper is stuck. It is totally loose. Alright, so yeah, that's the issue.”

    Technical staff member@ 24:00 — Confirmation of mechanical failure on the machine

  • “I defy anyone to name a sexier looking pin than Tron.”

    Jack Danger (DeadFlip)@ 19:35 — Expression of aesthetic appreciation for the Tron pinball machine design

  • “When I first started, for sure I felt that vibe of people probably think I'm out of my messing mind yelling at the internet.”

    Jack Danger (DeadFlip)@ 31:12 — Reflection on streaming personality and community acceptance

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLogan ArcadeorganizationTrongameDeadFliporganizationChicago Gaming CompanycompanyFred Marco'sorganizationWe Are PinballorganizationRaw Thrillscompany

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip actively engaging Twitch community with TwitchUnity campaign, encouraging tweet sharing, retweeting supporter posts, and fostering positive community atmosphere

    high · Multiple calls for community participation: 'tweet this for me and hashtag TwitchUnity', 'I will retweet the crap out of it', acknowledgment of community support throughout stream

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinburgh identified as major pinball community gathering point with DeadFlip planning community meetup

    high · Jack Danger: 'Can't wait to see you guys at the DeadFlip meet up at Pinburgh. You kids stoked for that? I'm over the moon.'

  • ?

    community_signal: Fred Marco's pinball parts company providing support infrastructure enabling DeadFlip streaming capability and Chicago Pinball Expo participation

    high · Jack Danger: 'Fred Marco's has been extraordinarily good to us. Fred Marco's the reason we were able to stream at Chicago Pinball Expo on their can crusher.'

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    market_signal: Location-based pinball play requiring adaptive strategies and creative problem-solving when machines have mechanical issues

    high · Jack Danger's approach to flipper issues: 'If that flipper is a problem, we have to think of different ways of scoring on this game'; discussion of workarounds throughout stream

  • ?

    event_signal: Chicago Gaming Company launching Attack on Mars remake with developer presence and potential Q&A with stream audience

    high · Jack Danger: 'There's a launch party tonight for the Attack on Mars remake... there's going to be developers here tonight from them. We might have a little Q&A with them'

Transcript

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0:00
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a beautiful day in the beauty world, a beautiful day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you So let's make the most of this beautiful day Since we're together, we might as well say Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please?
0:54
Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor Hi neighbor, welcome back to Logan Arcade Today we're going to be discovering Audio Desync Yeah, I forgot to do the thing
1:26
We got to do the damn thing. All right, we're back. Booty boo. Boo, boo, boo. Ladies and gentlemen, I did not tweet that we are live, but if someone would like to tweet this for me and hashtag TwitchUnity for me, that would be incredible, and I will retweet the crap out of it. Everyone that does it, I will retweet the crap out of it. Just go ahead and post it in chat, and I will send it on its way. I love you guys. Seriously, you're incredible.
2:02
We're going to be playing Tron today. Actually, let's do the official. Let's do the official, right? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is Friday. T-P-I-F, ladies and gentlemen. Think pinball. It's Friday, and we are going to be celebrating with some ice-cold PBI and playing some Tron. Now, we just hooked up a subwoofer to this. Woofer? Is it woofer? Woofer? What's up, Double Danger?

  • “The beauty of locating. Hell yeah, man.”

    Jack Danger/Technical staff@ 34:11 — Commentary on advantages of location-based pinball play and maintenance

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    product_concern: Tron pinball machine at Logan Arcade experiencing significant mechanical issues including floppy flipper and broken coil stop

    high · Repeated flipper failures during gameplay; technical diagnosis: 'The coil is getting stuck and causing mechanical problems' and 'The coil stop is broken'; requires professional repair

    • 2:28
    Just hooked up a subwoofer to this. It is banging rumbly, and I love it. I just played a few games. I'm concerned about the upper flipper on this game, but therein lies why I like to play location games. If that flipper is a problem, we have to think of different ways of scoring on this game, right? so it's gonna go. Yeah, RoboCop's to the right for sure. Epis Taxis, what's up, buddy? It's a beautiful day. Oh, man. Heart. Retweet. Let's get a screenshot of this bad boy. Um, yo, that was super quick. What happened? Oh, the retweet? I'm telling you guys, take a screenshot of this, tweet it out, and I will retweet the crap immediately. I'm going to take this time, I think at the beginning of every stream, if you guys are going to tweet it all about old dead Slipperino, I'm going to retweet the crap out of it. So today, ladies and gentlemen. Today we are celebrating not being sick, for one. For two, bringing awareness to the awesome community that is Twitch, ladies and gentlemen, because holy crap, if it wasn't for half the people on Twitch, I wouldn't have a pinball stream. I wouldn't have any stream whatsoever. And Twitch is celebrating that sort of unity today and tomorrow and for freaking ever. So, you know, it's awesome. And I love you guys. And I can't thank you all for being here every single day. And I anticipate us getting pretty wasted tonight because I'm feeling good. I'm already starting to sweat, which is concerning me because I'm sweaty guy.
    4:24
    But that's okay. So grab a beer. And if you have anything to say about no STDs? Yeah, no. No STDs. But do you thank us all for being here every day? I sure do, Skip.
    4:37
    Holy crap. Scary beard for an entire year working his way up to that tier one. Man, you are a beast. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Ladies and gentlemen, flip or some butts up if you can show some love in chat. What's up everybody? Great view of Elvira's melons over your shoulder. Look at this view. Pater Salad, thank you for the bits. Scary, honestly, man. Thank you so much, buddy. A year of butts and flippers. You're a beast. Flippers and butts up for Scary Beard. In chat.
    5:05
    I said you do thank us every day. It's very kind of you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome aboard, Gary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    5:14
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Neil McCray. Whoa, Top Gunner. for 20 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing ladies and gentlemen with flippers and butts. Show some love. This is Logan Arcade. But you never see a stream from this side of the room. Right? That's why you're seeing this awesome lineup of pins behind us.
    5:40
    Thank you. Outside of... Oh, streaming this. probably next week I was talking to Raw Thrills and we're going to try something next week. Okay? We're going to try something. And we just ran through the logistics of it and it's going to be dope.
    6:04
    Is that a Pinto Backglass behind you? Dude, there's so many behind me, I have no idea. What's a Pinto Backglass? Skip Natty, maybe Maybe we figured out how to capture the screen Maybe we found a good place to put a microphone and a camera Maybe It autocorrected, oh, Pinbot Um, no No Slick Chick, Trident, Big Game, Professional, Meteor, and Centaur And then a bunch of arcade ones Right, Skipnatty? And to make sure I don't go bankrupt, we're probably going to put the machine on free play while I'm playing it. We'll probably bring some people in and it should be good. Where's the music? New Moonchild album just dropped today.
    6:58
    Oh, no. Now you're not going to... Oh, my God. What's up, Bingham? Good to see you, BB. How you doing?
    7:04
    Haven't seen you in a while, Bingham. Never mind. So I look like a robot head on a big game. Yeah, it's just a big cat.
    7:16
    It's Friday night! Yo, who has that gif? No, it's not a gif. Who has that video from, what was it, Stella? Do you remember that show, Stella?
    7:26
    With Michael Showalter and the other two guys? I've got to set the delay on the DMV camera really quick.
    7:37
    It's Friday night! This game has a color DMD in it. Tater Salad for 20 months in a row. Been an awesome 20 months, you ding-dong tater. I love you, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, hearts in chat. Flippers and butts.
    7:59
    Can I get a bunch of the Twitch Unity hands? It's a global emote. You should all type it. Here we go. It's Twitch Unity hands. Boom. heart hands, boys.
    8:15
    Finally. We do that enough. Now there's a global emote for it. There you go. Aw, you got... Spam the shit out of that so I can take a photo, please.
    8:28
    Let's get all those Twitch Unity hearts in there. I want to just capture this. Won't you please Please won't you stand with unity Epic machine, do it Oh man, oh man, oh man Close, Dory, close That really upset the balance of the photo there It's all good, Dory Get those hearts up there, guys Let's go hard sand for days bam you kids are incredible um two brothers brewery brewing bring live come in welcome aboard kids say hi say listen 45 Welcome to the freaking league You're amazing Ladies and gentlemen Flip us a butt up Show some love and chat Figured I'd stop freeloading There's no freeloading dude Don't worry about it Show some love and chat Do you fail? I love you buddy Thank you for the support Honestly That means a ton
    10:04
    community over twitch.tv forward slash dead underscore flip nailed it I'm the freaking best alright so let's tag That's left
    10:44
    Swamp cool. I'll see you at replay effects. I challenge you to say oh yeah. I'm ready fail. Let's freakin go buddy Let's freakin go can't wait to see you guys at the dead flip meet up at Pemberg You kids stoked for that? I'm over the moon. How does everything look? Is it nice and bright? Good contrast. Is there enough beer? Anna says, yes, I can borrow her lipstick again. Aw.
    11:25
    Okay. Who has played Tron before? Can I get a show of hands? Okay. Let me know. Because here's the thing. DMD cam is shaking. Is it touching the cabinet? No. I'm touching the machine.
    11:43
    That's the machine vibrating. What is the light cycle multiball strategy? Ooh, glad you asked. Tron is a shit. Love this game. Hell yeah.
    11:53
    This is wobbling a little bit, but that's going to be fine. So here's my strategy on a game of Tron. If the game of Tron is working 100%, okay?
    12:07
    I like to immediately, short plunge, get it into Flynn's Arcade. Okay? From there, I start nailing Korra as hard and as often as I can. Alright, so shoot it up there. And when it comes around Korra, try to use your upper flipper here to either nail the gem shot, which is also one of the modes, and also a bonus on the end. Okay guys, calm down. Or shoot up the ramp to get an end of the line bonus by shooting it in here. Okay.
    12:39
    I usually work on Korra first. Once Cora is lit, I start working on Lifecycle, because I want to stack those two multiballs together. Because really, Lifecycle by itself is not worth that much.
    12:53
    So let's just get into it and I'll explain what I'm doing, if that's okay with you. Oh, that face. Charm was at a hotel I stayed in at Disney World. Dropped like $20 on a nightly. My man.
    13:16
    Folks, again, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for all being super chill and super posy. I'm not even kidding. You're all amazing. And I love you. Okay? We'll make out soon. Yo, Ngeats, what's up? Okay, so we're going to short plunge into Flynn's Arcade, hopefully.
    13:35
    Give it a little side nudge. A little too much of a side nudge. So what I'm trying to do is shoot for Cora, which is a super tight shot. So on this machine specifically, the U-target here is leaning into the core of shot. So it's making it a little difficult to get in there from a cradle. So what we're going to try to do is work, I think, on light cycle first by shooting the ramp and a few other things. Okay.
    14:13
    See, I think this flipper is a little floppy. I think the flipper's a little floppy. Did you see me shoot that perfectly and the flipper just went... That's what I was experiencing earlier. I'm concerned we might not be able to get up that ramp.
    14:31
    There you go. So, skill shot, you get 500,000 for that, and progression codes and modes. Shit, I looked away.
    14:43
    You mentioned positivity and then I show up. There you go. Oh no, floppy flipper. So I'm going to try full plunging just to see what this flipper needs. All right, we're just going to give it a full flip.
    14:53
    It's floppy. Are you seeing it flop? Like literally flopping? Are you seeing that? Flipper needs some vigor. All right, we have light cycle lit, but we don't want light cycle yet.
    15:09
    Free jump shot. That was fun. So, Disc Multi Ball is pretty good too. Tighten to the post, that could be Wolf. You know, I could probably yell at the tech really quick.
    15:32
    I don't want Life Cycle yet. And Post Passing on the left is not working at all. It's actually going into the in lane, which is weird. Look at this. Isn't that nuts? I've never seen that before.
    15:53
    That target's leaning in, dog. You know, I'll tell... You know what, I'll just write it down. Should I call it that?
    16:20
    You know what, he's busy. There's a launch party tonight for the Attack on Mars remake. And the Planetary Pinball guys in the Chicago... What's the name of the company that's actually making the game? Is it Chicago Coin or Chicago Pinball? I'm spacing on the actual name of the company. But there's going to be developers here tonight from them. We might have a little Q&A with them, which would be fun.
    16:48
    Chicago Gaming Company. So I accidentally started Lifecycle, which is no good. Yeah. All right, that worked, but I shot it early. Okay, I think we just figured out the problem. I'm an idiot. I'm just going to shoot it way, way stupid early. Also, I don't think the right slingshot worked. Alright. Have I broken anything yet? Kind of. Kind of. Now once the launch party starts, I'm not going to cut the stream. In fact, there's going to be a lot of people here coming to battle, which is going to be fun. Get Duffy on it. So I think, okay, here's the thing. I think that flipper is loose, but we can combat that by shooting sooner, right? It won't make sense in my brain, and we'll get used to it over time. But let's play a full game of this now.
    17:54
    Disc multiball is all about shooting the disc, like, several times. I think about seven or eight. And that starts a multi-ball. And then what happens is a bunch of the shots light up. You can hit those and then shoot back into the disc to collect little jackpots. Now, enough shots into the disc makes that wall come back up. And then a couple of hits to the wall brings it back down. And shooting it in there gives you the super skill shot that's lighting your main light here.
    18:22
    Tonight's theme is community and also sub-theme butts. Absolutely. Always butts. Can I get some butt spam in chat please? Alright, so skill shot to the side Just like that Gave me 500,000 and another 500,000 So it gave me an easy million there Hold that up for E The pop bumpers are nowhere you want to be in this game Holy crap Have you got portal on Tron? absolutely boomer we should get it today we should get it today
    19:05
    earlier oh it's so floppy dude it's so floppy it's so floppy Okay, so you just hold this up. Oh my god, okay. We're gonna life hit. So we need a few more hits to the wall. I defy anyone to name a sexier looking pin than Tron. Well, Tron is sexy, I'm not gonna deny that. We got screwed there for sure.
    19:58
    So if you miss a skill shot by short punching, the actual skill shot is up the left ramp. While that's still active. Tron is the sexiest. TNA. TNA's not done beating. Man, we're getting screwed on the short-forms.
    20:17
    So there's a way to cheat the gem shot on this game, and I'll show you that in a second here. Why that's so important is gem is a huge bonus multiplier. And bonus can get huge on this game.
    20:31
    But outside of that, it's one of the harder shots to hit. That lean of that target in there is killing my vibe right now, dawg.
    20:44
    Hollywood Heat? Oh, you think so? Aerosmith in fact, Steve? That flipper does not work right. Alright, we got a chunk of plastic missing.
    21:14
    That's going to create a problem. They do not have a world poker tourer, Logan. What just happened there is the top of the gate is missing a chunk of plastic, so the ball is like spitting in there. So we're going to have to find a unique way of rattling that off. Let's take it off. Aerosmith has an awesome light show for Toy Box. Nice. He said the DMD said your name. Yeah. 500 and a free shot to... Alright, the recognizer. That abouts.
    21:57
    See how, like, that should have had so much force behind it and it didn't have anything. Alright, we're going to shoot a few discs here. Okay, replay. I think that has something to do with the fact that people aren't able to shoot up that ramp. Used to be playing all night, right?
    22:35
    That was free. That was free. That's typically a pretty stable shape. If the ball's near the top of the three shot on the left, the good nuts north will usually bring it back out.
    23:01
    Wow, that was scary. Should not find that course shot with that target in the way. Now that car is getting away. Alright, here we go. Sneak! Oh, you floppy dong. Floppy dong flipper, dude. Are you seeing it? It's like barely goofing it up. Alright, which is a free shot to Jem, nice! And we start Clue, hell yeah.
    23:51
    Why don't you like Clear Bands? I think Clear Bands play okay, I guess. I'm not a huge fan Uh oh, the flipper got stuck. It is totally loose. Alright, so yeah, that's the issue. We can holler at Maddie real quick, maybe. Now, if you lose all your balls, or most of your balls in this, you can relight it if you haven't collected the super skill shot.
    24:43
    So now that the gate is up, we just gotta bash that gate. Fast the gate, then get one ball behind it, and you're good to go.
    24:57
    So three hits. And you can still get the relight even though the gate is up. Like this. So it's going to come back down.
    25:09
    Right back into it. One. I really want that flipper to work. Two. Hit it. Three. Now you've just got to get one ball past it. Just like that. Now you'll see that my jib now is solid. That means I finished that mode, or got the super for it. And the way you get into Portal is starting all the modes, but not just starting them, is finishing all of them. Just starting them all gives you the Sia Simulation, which is the mini wizard mode. Still works. What? Oh my god. What? Oh my god dude, that's flipper though.
    26:20
    Well there's Korra. No, I need a few more shots. So double scoring is lit. If we hit Tron right now we'll get double scoring. Now what you want to do is save double scoring for when you enter like Sea of Simulation or Portal. Because it gives you points just for starting it. and you want to be able to double and triple their points.
    26:44
    Double, double his points. There's no triplet. That I know already. That music, right? He's got great sound.
    27:04
    That's saved, though. Man, I would buy the vault edition. If they made one, absolutely. 82 Tron? That would be so hype, it wouldn't even be fun. It would be so hype. Alright, so it already moved because, so the pop bumpers changed this, I believe, right? Yeah, Rush Man. I tell you, if this upper flipper worked, I'd be showing you guys a lot crazier gameplay. I'll go see if Matty's still here. He might be able to adjust it on the fly before it gets too late.
    27:40
    Alright, come on! Okay, so, now we need... We need Flynn, which is easy. You just gotta shoot the red arrow. Tron 82, Batman 66, right? I think that would go well.
    28:03
    Another gem shot. That's light cycle. We don't want that just yet. Flynn shared. All the trust in the world.
    28:29
    All right. Give me one second. I'll see if Maddie's still here. Everyone, give each other a high five.
    30:29
    All right, folks, we got some tech help here. We'll see. Well, we'll take a gander and see what's going on.
    30:42
    If you want me to swing everything out of the way, I can do that. I'm just going to see if it's something stupidly simple like dropping it behind him. Oh, cool. Mechanically give him a step.
    30:51
    Ball. Boots, I'm leaving. See you, bup. Ball. Love you. Hey Jack, how are you? Good to see you, Tweetin. How you been?
    31:05
    So cool, they sort that stuff out. You seem mildly schizophrenic. You just be like, hey, Shania, what's up? Absolutely. Like nobody cares. When I first started, for sure I felt that vibe of people probably think I'm out of my messing mind yelling at the internet.
    31:21
    The internet should be yelled at. Yell back to me. Give me them balls. Just a three? Yep. Yep, yeah, we're good. Clear.
    31:42
    Balls in hand. Oh, that's a whole to-do right there. Oh, neat. That'll do some things. Wait, what is that? Is that a scoop? That's awesome. Well, that's not that's what it is
    31:59
    That we didn't have a problem with it was this this bad boy here causing me some grease Stop it blow now
    32:24
    Oh, the coil is just moving. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we could still play without it. No, it is mechanical. This is moving up. Oh, I see. It needs to be rebuilt. Moving the, moving the coil. The stop is all. Yeah. But, see how that, isn't it crazy? Yeah. It's, not only do they, not only do they mushroom, but this one's gone so far that it's actually, yeah, it dropped part of it. Oh, yeah, there it is. Turned on top of there. How about it? So, isn't that amazing? Yeah. far that it's actually yeah it's rocks part of it oh yeah there it is how about it so isn't that amazing
    32:57
    so kids if you can see here this coil is getting stuck and causing mechanical problems there you go slippery build kit waiting to get it marco's specialty yay Yay!
    33:11
    Marco's is the shit. Alright, well, we will get creative with scoring. Marco has been extraordinarily good to us.
    33:21
    Marco's the reason we were able to stream at Chicago Pinball Expo on their can crusher. Love those kids.
    33:31
    I can be in there all the time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rock and roll dude. It's the coils moving and the coil stop is broken. So we're just going to get creative with it. It needs a flipper rebuild. Boop do do do boop! The beauty of locating. Hell yeah, man. There was only three that we pulled out. That's weird. It's a four ball game. Yeah, there's one stuck up there. There you go. That's a fun, they put a fun band right there. Here, we can, there you go. It's actually a common spot where we just need to put a little something in Uh-oh. Yeah, we'll have to restart that.
    34:39
    Just put it in the book that Jack broke it. Thanks, Wolf. Appreciate it. Band from Logan. Ladies and gentlemen.
    34:49
    Never coming back. Oh, baby. Your listeners probably know that that's a... It's like the nerdy mechanic. A telltale sign of a game that's been routed or played. Just coiled up. Yeah. You go to someone's house and they're like, We never played it, dude. You go over to the coils. You're like well, like yes, you did pretty sure
    35:12
    No, man, that's just the comes with you as a feature Keep moving smooth Man aren't in it man Yeah, we got any North Dakotans here? Anyone from North Dakota? What's happening in North Dakota?
    35:43
    Oh, best state to be from. Cool. Yeah, I don't see... We're not getting any North Dakoties. Did you just make it up there, right? My man. Needed a good wiggle.
    36:00
    Just to be from, not to be in. Oh, rude. Rude. Rude. Um, that's bad. That feels way better Oh, it came back, too. It just needed the Zephy thing.
    36:29
    Northern California. Okay. I mean, that's close. That is a Nord. Oh, eat it thing. Oh, the ball. The ball, babe. Internet, if you don't know who this is, it's being Zephy.
    36:43
    Oh, DMD camp? Yeah, I get it. Fart noise. fart noise all right short plunge shaking sideways
    36:57
    free money and we're dead People have modded the butt off of this thing man. I love the cabinet they put on there the working Tron ROM I just miss those hinge grooves where a lot of the stuff is so comfy. I like having highlights coming out of them. Some of them are pretty intense. Do you have, I guess I haven't looked at yours, do they have the LTD mods? Oh, see that? Oh Oh I really wish somebody would come up and recognize the mod Oh dude that be awesome Like something that could actually lift and collapse and Just to move like in the... I thought they had one that swayed already. Maybe not. It doesn't though. Oh. It's not a mod. That's a... We paid for that. That's a feature.
    37:55
    Oh, embarrassing. I think that sling might need adjusting too. Alright, Cor, please! There we go! That hurt. It just needs momentum, I guess. Oh, you screwed me! That was so much cash coming.
    38:27
    I wish locations like Logan Arcade would be in my town, no pinballs around here. Because ours is going to suck dude. Where are you from? Jesse might open another location there. Sure. New Zealand, why not? Let's just have a heart attack.
    38:48
    I don't like how the LE recognizer moves. It never moves side to side in the movie like I'm in the pin. Oh really? I didn't know that.
    38:57
    Logan Arcade London sounds great. I used to spend a lot of time in London. I really liked it. Hell yeah. Biddleville? Biddleville? Biddleville's over by where Rupp's Rave was. I've unfortunately never been over these.
    39:17
    Did you play my ball? I think you did. Just kidding. You're doing great. I forgot the colors. This is the color D&D. It seems brighter, but... Okay, so what we want to... Court! London had an arcade called the Casino Arcade that I used to go to. Sure. Over by the library. They had a lot of candy canning in the street. You know, I've never seen a candy can in person until I came here. I love candy canning. I got a lot of friends that are into them. They have them in their house and shit. And then you just replace out the boards or something? Yep. Because they're interchangeable? That's awesome. A lot of guys will have to do one vertical. Oh, so you don't have to twist it every time? Yeah. You must be able to fancy your cab. Some of the cabs you just did without heavy down there. You need to mount that. Oh, nice. So Internet, your super jackpot is that right there. Never mind.
    40:27
    You can trick the gem super jackpot by bouncing off of Tron, and it'll ricochet into gem over there.
    40:34
    It's, uh... What letters do you need to shoot for change depending on the machine? But I think it's...
    40:41
    I think this one's, like, right on the O. No, I guess not. No, not on the eye. Slipper Viagra, please.
    41:01
    All right, what do we need? I thought Flynn you got automatically anyway. I'm not sure why I don't have that.
    41:09
    That's like, you just got to hit the red arrow. Oh, I'm not going to hit that. Just kidding. Damn. Dude, this is the very first machine I ever tested my stream rig on when I first started streaming. Oh really? Yeah. So whatever Tron Gavin has out there in the world and wherever it is, that game allowed me to create the stream that I have today. Isn't that over at Grounded? I still haven't been there. Have you stepped in there yet? It seems, uh, it's in like, Boys' Camp? No. That was great for him. Huh. It's nice to have that for like, some privacy. Oh, then, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, um, there's a second sign in the cockpit that was like... Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. Is that it? Right without the end?
    42:13
    Yeah. Boop. He let me win, boys and girls. No, just play test. Oh, got it. Got to let me look good on my own show. Oh, yeah, that was the same coil dust. I blew it. I should have washed my hands. Son of a... Do you need a beer? I'd love a beer. Actually, I think I got a full one. Never mind.
    42:30
    Yeah, thank you. All right, Internet, so there it is. Candy cabs. Ooh, yo, Gory, you're a Sequisha fan? Oh man, it's a creature's the shit.
    42:43
    I have a pinball museum in Bremen, but I don't know if playing is a thing there. Ventus, that's why you have to make it a thing there.
    42:55
    Never mind. Even if you have a beer, you can't turn down another beer. This is true. But, I got an IOU, so we'll just go pick one up later.
    43:04
    Okay, so what that taught me there is, we're going to have to get creative with our shots here. The problem being there's no way to get to portal without that flipper working correctly.
    43:21
    Because to get the solidified light cycle to get to portal, you have to make a three-way shot. You have to shoot up the left ramp. He's down to the right flipper. You've got to shoot core up. And then on the fly, you've got to shoot up that side ramp and then into the Tron Scoop.
    43:43
    And obviously, the second to last part of that... But you know what? That's not going to stop us from trying, you know?
    43:52
    Can be done with any three-way combo. What's another three-way combo then, HipSmart? I don't know of another three-way combo. So maybe up the ramp into Korra and into Jem somehow?
    44:12
    I believe in you. You know what? Fuck it. Let's just do it. Fuck it. We'll do it live. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some positivity and community spam in chat with some Twitch Unity hands? I love you guys. Thank you for being here. You're all beautiful. You smell great today.
    44:30
    Finished with Jem too? Cool. Do you guys want to see the gem cheat? Okay, cool. I'm not going to show you the gem cheat until we get into Korra, though. Alright?
    44:45
    There's a little... I haven't showered yet, but thanks. Thanks. Smellativity. Jiggity Dan. What's up, Jiggity Dan? How you doing, BB? Ha! Diggity-dang! You son of a gun! Wait, did I miss anything when Zespi was over here? Any, like, razor, beer? I missed a beer, that's for sure.
    45:16
    What are you doing, turd? Please! Oh, it's so wimpy! I hate it! It's so wimpy! You're so wimpy I'm trying to find a way to like trick the coil into being stronger So does this mean definitely disable the sort of free flinch shot?
    45:43
    Scary, love ya Casey, at it again, please let me know when you come to Amsterdam, I'll show you around Casey, get one of your rich friends to fly me out and I will party with you, I promise. Thanks for the compliments on my hygiene. You got it, buddy. You missed a beer, Tim.
    46:02
    We're working retail. Dude, diggity-dan, that's awesome, man. Listen, I worked a very long time in retail and restaurant as a waiter. Like, I...
    46:11
    Mad respect, dude. Mad respect. I'll say I owe a lot of my personality to working retail and in the food industry.
    46:26
    Okay. We don't want to short plunge this because we don't want light cycle just yet. What we want is our next core set. So I'm going to show you how to cheat gem just really quick anyway. So what you want to do is, it's a short plunge that's just barely falling off the lip up there, but with just a little more momentum than that. And what it does is it rolls over that gem switch, and it is ridiculous. When you're in Cora, here's the cheating strategy. This is probably loud, I don't know. The second you start Cora, drain all your balls. And then what you want to do is manually short plunge every ball into that gem shot, getting super jackpot after super jackpot after super jackpot, stacking not only your super jackpots, but getting gems started, and it just is nutty. It's nutty. Let's see if we can even do it. Nope, we missed. And, like an idiot.
    47:37
    On cue, like a ding dong. Couldn't see the end of the line come. Now, I'm curious how many, uh, course shots I needed because I felt like I just need two. Did you see the flipper freaking springboard there? That was hilarious. Alright, I think we need like one more Korra shot. There it is. I'm Korra! Now once we
    48:22
    shoot Korra, we're going to drain all the balls and start short plunging. Much love for all my service community. Dude, hell yeah, Diggity, that's what's up. Sundays are the worst for my job. I can't imagine being a cashier. Ugh, yeah. Not going to argue that, but I work for a dollar type store, so yeah. Aw, shut up. It's all good, baby. We're going to drain every ball in short plunge. Here we go. Giving it a little smack, too, when plunge helps. Now what's great is all you gotta do is hit the wall to get your ataball. Like that. And once you get the third hit, there's the risk you run. I'm a moron. We'll do that proper in a second. We screwed that up majorly. Holy crap did we screw that up. That's what we get for trying to cheat, huh? That's what we get for trying to cheat.
    49:37
    I'm not even allowed to avoid an item I have to call a manager? Oh, damn. Because they think you're going to, like, give shit away or something, shut off? That sucks, dude.
    49:51
    What does everyone have planned for this weekend? I'm still trying to figure that out. That didn't give me anything. I want you to go in there. Hole, please. Go in the hole. Alright, here we go. So we're going to choose this and just shoot the disc all day I think. If I can get control of the free kick ball. Oh my god, every ball, every ball gone. Really? Why do I play pinball? We got it this time.
    51:01
    Donkey Clonk with the everybody out of the pool. Donkey, I love you. A quick question. Only IRL jerseys left? Did you guys see my IRL rig? Oh my god, I've upgraded my IRL rig, and it's going to blow your minds once I go IRL. Truly. Trust me.
    51:23
    Take out my Orbiter One from the warehouse. Dude! Do you have an Orbiter One? Yo, are you in Chicago?
    51:30
    Leo Schnitz. Tell me you got some extra pinball machines you might want to drop off at the old Deadflip Studio.
    51:37
    I'll take mighty good care of them. I will collect some of these. I've played enough ramps. Oh, that'll... Free jump shot. That was pretty nice. Orbiter 1's still weird, dude. You were in Chicago a few days ago? Nice. nice. All right, here's what we're trying to do. We're trying to drain the ball. That was a three-way combo. Hip smart, what did I shoot? Let me know again. I thought it had to be that specific combination, but that's good to know. That's a two-way, but this is like taking up my time here. All right. Okay, I think we're on to something. And the flipper got stuck. But we're in four-out, Jim. Yeah, but I can't rely on this freaking flipper, I can't rely on that flipper to get me into gems. Damn it. Color DMD is impossible for everything. So you can put a color DMD on every turn, but it's not going to be colored unless you have the ROM, the color file for it. Right? So, uh, and the color file only exists for the games that they've, you know, obviously colored.
    53:49
    Fall into Korok, you stack of... ...skirks! You'll stack of skirks. No GB yet? Yeah, Ghostbusters doesn't have one yet. I'm sure that's on the shortlist though, absolutely. They'll get done, Topmen are working on it. Top. Men. You mean Topless, Toplessmen. Top. List. Men.
    54:28
    I like how James totally called it out that I look like a schizophrenic over here yelling at the machine. Yeah, that's my life. Oh, I got a free game by shaking the machine apparently. Such a great game. You aren't, Jack. You aren't even real, right?
    55:07
    How can Jack be real if our eyes aren't real? Too hard. Oh, that was just right. Okay, we need some hit... We need some hits or we're screwed.
    55:32
    One, two... We need one more and then we can drain them all again. Ah, so close. Oh well. I need time on the plunger to figure it out.
    56:02
    So the add-a-ball is to keep shooting the gate like that. But I have not hit it enough. There we go. Just in time.
    56:21
    but we're going to try the other gem teeth, all right? We're going to try the other gem teeth. Is it me? Internet, is it me? You need a screen reader and an earpiece to keep up with chat skull. I think so. Net flips. Well, I mean, I'll tell you, I'm... I'd like to consider myself better than most when reading the chat while playing pinball, for sure.
    56:43
    This bag of balloons smells like farts. Well, is that not just a bag of buttholes that you're smelling? Force gets a printing check, comes to the arcade, sets up a shoebox and thinks it's a webcam. Hey, everybody!
    56:57
    Ladies and gentlemen, ho-ho! Do we have any FOE GTA RP fans in here, ladies and gentlemen? What's up, Bambi? Just so you folks know, the upper flipper on this game is borked, so ramp and gem shots are kind of screwed. Saw some good playing FPS. Wait. I saw some good playing an FPS on Twitch with 10k views. Chat was heroic to follow.
    57:28
    I'm sorry? Actually, EPTheGeek? Oh, right on, dude. Maybe you need a short round to review? Oh, jeez.
    57:37
    Zarsen, it's about 50 cents to a dollar. Depends on what the machine is. Sherbet fans? it's Sherbet, right? Just ended my stream and now I'm here. What do you mean? You just ended watching another person's stream? Yeah, the more popular you are, the harder it is to follow. That is true.
    57:55
    Alright, here we go. I think that's why a lot of the bigger streamers don't react to everything that's being said in chat. I try to read as much as possible, for sure.
    58:09
    That's not coming back? Oh my god, we got robbed, dude. Do you have a damn fine lineup behind you? Yeah, I agree.
    58:19
    Disagree. Circle gets a square. Yeah, I got a little robbed there. That's okay. Logan kicks ass, he sure does.
    58:31
    Okay, so here's what we're going to try. Let's dial in the... Man, we are getting bonked, man. Oh, right on, Bambi. I want a bar like this close by your house. Dude, diggity. Type exclamation point pinball and you'll know if you have I'm sorry. If you have games by you, there is a... Oh, shit. It's this. Pinball.
    59:08
    Pinball. Oh, I'm sorry. What happened? How are you? Am I in trouble? Yeah, I'm on the internet. Hey, everybody.
    59:22
    I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble, boys. Did you play the dialed in pinball dead clip? I played it at the Chicago Pinball Expo.
    59:35
    That commercial they came out with for it was nutty. If I would live near you, Bambi, I'd love to have you over here. Come to the States, buddy. Random stink eye? Yeah, she was. She was giving me the stink eye, boys. After her joint, she's actually a very formidable foe when it comes to pinball. No joke. She slays.
    60:07
    Love you, Neil. Okay. Stop screwing around. I want to find the ricochet to gem, because we need that. And we need to start stacking. Okay. Ricochet to gem. Here we go.
    60:23
    So let's find it. All right, it's not TNR. We've got to do it from the cradle. If I had some money to spend on vacation, I would. Hell yeah, Bambi.
    60:44
    Ah, you can't post that from the freaking left here. Look at that. It almost went up. Okay. We'll just achieve it. Hopefully we get something to the left, Flipper.
    61:02
    You dick. Where is it? Yeah, before we play this properly, Jack's not drunk enough to play this. This might be true.
    61:19
    We're trying to find the shots, though, that we don't have to use that upper flipper. Alright, so we tried T and R. Let's go a little higher here. Let's try O and N, okay?
    61:32
    Oh, that was close. O and N looks like it's going to be it. Absolutely, O and N. Well, we started super popped. We didn't mean to do that. I want it to be later, though. That doesn't make sense that it's earlier.
    62:03
    Oh, that's a sub, though. There we go. So where was that, Internet? That wasn't from a cradle. That was from a roll. But, like, where was that? Did anyone spot that at all?
    62:19
    Oh, I looked away. Holy shit. Here we go. Strong Pro goes for about five grand. Oh, where'd that go?
    62:41
    Not even? really? So apparently I don't have one. I do have one. Oh, nice, Diggity. That's the stuff. Alright, here we go. Shit. I'm trying to find that. You know what? We're just going to play it on the fly. We don't need to keep wasting our time with that crap. I like the monitor on the playfield so you don't have to look up during play. Oh, for the highway games? You know what? I find myself looking up anyway. I don't know if any of you have experienced that, but I still look up anyway. We're going to drain this, because I want to try those Kirk ones again. It's like right there too. It's ducked. See that? Um. We broke it. We got this. Those highway games with the LCD in the play field are pretty cool, yeah. Tron owners do love mods, generally, no doubt, yeah. This game's so easy to mod, you know? Oh, you can't play with me, old man. I score. Dinky flipper.
    64:27
    Please. No, you have to go down. Please. You can't play like this. Oh, no. All right, we'll force it down. We'll force it down. There we go.
    64:53
    God damn it. You wimp. Modded. It's a feature. It's when... Remember when Flynn freezes while the laser is digitizing him? That's what's happening to the flipper. It's a feature.
    65:30
    What do they call flip... Flip-ed? I'm sorry? Spoilers, please. Wow, guys. If you haven't seen a movie from 1982, we've got a serious problem in chat.
    65:58
    Yeah, Bandy, where overseas are you, buddy? I keep, I know I've asked you this a couple times, but I keep forgetting.
    66:07
    My, Lanta. Give. Alright, I got an idea. Gooseldorf. Slipper Edie. Oh, got it. Erectile. Destruction. We haven't been able... okay. Let's just try to get points. I'm tired of this shooting for crap.
    66:43
    Oh man, he showed me things! Stop using that flipper! Oh wait, we might be able to trick the power. I swear to God.
    67:02
    Did you play Freddy Pinball Paradise? Do you know Freddy Pinball Paradise? That does not sound familiar.
    67:12
    But Bambi apparently does. Original Trunks. Do you think so? I don't know about that. 55 潘 your Yo bro, you want us to play Black Man, bro? Yes, I do.
    67:58
    That was it. We did it. That was the, uh, that was the gem sheet. We nailed it. How's it tilted-y? That's pretty good, dude. How's it tilted-y?
    68:18
    That sleeper is good. He's good. Ow! The flipper is stuck again! No! It wasn't... come on! Guys. Guys. I fixed it.
    68:59
    What's a good score in Tron? Way higher than what we're getting. I lose and then... We nailed it. See that shit?
    69:24
    Wait, or was that gem ending? I'm a moron! Give me the ball back. Are you insane, Don? One more hit.
    69:40
    You garbage human. Nice drop pass, bro. Thanks, bro. Woohoohoohoo! No, it's... Stop the fucking... I swear to God, dude.
    70:05
    You know what? Here's something we can do, alright? Um, if you guys want... There's a chance we could play RoboFop instead of this. you would like. Actually, no, there isn't. There is if the screen can be darkened.
    70:40
    Wait, E.T., what happened to your original account, dude? It's a feature. Robocop would be great. Or we could just go full IRL and just walk around after people play in the tournament.
    71:10
    You suck! Is there a Rocho? Unfortunately not. I would love to play a Rocho. I haven't played one in a while. Tater Salad, thanks for the freaking forehead bits, you dildo. I can't believe they finally made that... oh my god. Thank you. Let's just have an IRL drinking stream, because this game is... I'm not going to be able to put up a respectable score on this with the flipper being out of commission. I didn't bring an extra charger though. IRL, okay, internet. Let me get a IRL? Okay, internet. Let me get a show. Okay.
    72:10
    If you want me to stay on Tron, type Tron. If you want me to go IRL, type IRL. If you want me to mess with the stream enough to get Robocop to work, type Robocop. But Robocop's going to take a little bit to figure out.
    72:24
    I don't like the WWF pinball, maybe because WWF is not a good theme in the German market. What is German? Yo, pray Mundo for 21 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your butts. Good show. Love and chat. Love the stream even without a respectable score. Thanks, Crusader. I appreciate it. I've seen a lot of IRL. A lot of IRL.
    72:50
    RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop, IRL. IRL, IRL, IRL, Robocop. Pin, pin, pin, ba, ba. I'm just here for the bucks. Yo, Double Danger, I love you, buddy.
    73:03
    Robocop wouldn't be bad? So, what Robocop is going to take is, um... Well... Let's just try to play a few games of Robocop.
    73:16
    To... Or, let's just try to set up Robocop. If it sucks, then we go IRL. How does that sound? Is that cool with you, everybody? You good for that? Is the camera in hand? Yeah.
    73:29
    Cam in hand, baby. Cam in ham. Look at my chat. Isn't it great? Wouldn't you think that you're ready to bait?
    73:42
    Masturbate. What's going on, dude? Hanging and banging. That was a weird thing to say to a stranger.
    73:52
    What are you doing? I'm gonna buy this. I'll zoom in in a second and I'll skip providing all that stuff. Don't you worry.
    74:23
    Hey bro, what you doing? Oh, hanging and banging. Gross. Wow, that's really gross. So that transition wasn't terrible.
    74:53
    Okay so if I going to be here that means this needs to be Oh my god, internet. Come on, old friend, come on.
    75:23
    Come on, old friend, come on. What year is RoboCop? Um, 1999. I have no idea. I'd have to double check.
    75:36
    Alright, nobody get sick, please. No vomiting, I can't clean it up. I don't want to get in trouble for vomit everywhere.
    75:47
    19XX, exactly. Don't throw up internet, you're fine. How does my armpit sound? Which Tato game is that? Potato.
    76:04
    That's pretty funny. I'm a funny guy. Potato. This wasn't too bad, right? So the only thing that is going to stop is we're going to turn this off. which is going to kill the light on the game.
    76:28
    Right? But we can move the light. Can we move the light? Hold on. Yo, thanks for hanging in there, guys.
    76:52
    Now the last time I did this I broke a light bulb. Okay. I think we're good. Okay. Now, if I come here... Hey, what's going on?
    78:09
    I was playing Tron, but the upper flipper is fucked up. So halfway through the stream, we're doing it live. We're just switching over to Robocop. See how it works. Hopefully RoboCop works, or else we're going to shut it down and go get drunk. Are you here for the AF thing? I'm here for the AF thing. Oh, good luck. I didn't even know about the chat from Marspeed. Awesome tournament tonight, I guess. Oh, it's more of like a... It's like a high score, take home a trophy and some other stuff type of thing. Yeah, I don't really play competitively, but it's kind of like you're playing against the stars. Yeah, I think they're actually carrying it out, so it's not like the big guys are just going to come in and mop the floor with you. I'm a sore loser, I'm a sore winner. My mom never put me in competitive sports growing up so I was like, fuck you. Did you lose? I just didn't do it. That's awesome. All right, Internet, does that look playable? Yash, trust me I have those streams and it's awesome hello follow mouth mystery stream that should be good, right? looks good, bro let's zoom out just a little bit Oh.
    79:52
    What did you call me? Oh my god, you're back. How are you? I'm good. We were playing Tron, but the upper slipper broke. So, now we're playing Tron. I mean, Robocop. I mean, you confused me. Internet, Emily is back. Remember Emily? She was making fun of us all night and poured a beer down the back of my shirt. It was upsetting. Sounds very much like me.
    80:18
    Are you here to play in the Attack on Mars thing? Yeah, I've been playing, but they cycle through people and I'm just waiting for my extra. Rock and roll. Yo, Pinball, thanks for the bits, dude. Hi, Emily. See, aw, people remember you. Boom. There you go. Hello.
    80:34
    Remember Emily? Yeah! All right. I'm Ember, so here's the deal internet. Now we're gonna see if this game's broken. Just kidding. These games all play great. It's the uh, the coil stop on that upper slipper. So on the coil, there's like this bracket and there's a big metal plate that stops the coil from pushing too far into it that moves the flipper. Well, it snapped it off. You know, it's like wiggling all over the place. I'm Ember. No, I don't. How do they get there so fast? I'm still waiting on mine. get your what? Attack from Mars? This is a very... You don't get this. Sticks Dodo. What's up, baby?
    81:16
    Alright, time to fill them up. Robocop. Well, good luck tonight. And if you want to play Robocop, you just let me know. That was my favorite stuff. I probably need to play it before I get back. I think you should play me right now. Okay. I mean, unless you're waiting on something. I just need to make sure Yeah, go yell at him, I'll play a game quick. Yeah, do it up. Alright, Internet. Emily's gonna come kick her ass. Robocop. By the way, Stixdodo, thank you so much, buddy. Hipsmart. Everyone, thank you for all the bits. 69! Viewers. I looked around with 11 credits. Yeah, I should stop doing that. Bro, bro, cop.
    82:10
    Y'all move, creep. You can almost backhand the ramp. I tried that just as a goof, and that almost worked.
    82:25
    The wrecking crew is here. Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Vodker. Red, you're coming with me. Get it, Red? Get that internet? We got that. Wait! Oh no. Come on, please help me, fuck. Oh no. I think the left flipper's dropping on its own. So isn't Isn't there a gimmick to this about lighting up the spinner and just shooting it all day?
    83:09
    I love the gunshots every time you flip. The spinner... The spinner? The spinner... Ladies and gentlemen... So, a spinner, when it's down like that, and you hit it and it spins... The spinner is like this, so the ball goes...
    83:31
    The spinnaker's just like not balanced. Mother Father. Okay. We got like five spins. Come quietly or there will be trouble. This table is a lot of fun, but that spinner is like all your money on the game. Let's just make the jump and everyone will be happy, right? Actually...
    84:16
    Oh my god, the spinner doesn't spin! Better alive, the spinner's never gonna spin. It just needs to be balanced.
    84:30
    Sweet Johnson. Here's the deal, Internet. Tonight apparently is not my night. Any game we talk, it's falling apart. Drunk stream incoming? Yeah, dude, because I have had a beer .3, so...
    84:52
    Thank you for your cooperation. Good night. Thank you for your cooperation. Check this shit out. Nailed it.
    85:06
    Check this shit out. Swamp. Bo Dicker. Wait, what's his name? Bodricker? Dick Jones, my man. Another thing to write in the book? The flip.
    85:20
    No, I'm not. I'm holding the flipper button down. I'm holding the... It's everything. I'm like, what's the opposite of King Midas? Like, who's the king that wished that everything he touched turned to, like, fecal matter?
    85:43
    I'm King... I'm King Pinas. No. I can't find the ramp, dawg. I love the air jump dude. Y'all a booze, creep. Pretty sure the guy who touches everything and turns it to shit is King Jack King Tr- Thanks, Taylor. Positivity. Like, yeah, can this guy just go to sleep? I don't know. Like yeah, can this guy not come back he's breaking everything
    86:42
    Keep the ball I have a whole bucket full Spinner just kidding Whoo jump it By Rick but producter Y'all move, creep.
    87:09
    Big money. Oh my god, we are slaying it, though. Instant 2x. We have double effing scoring right now. And our multiball's ready.
    87:33
    Hey! Please stay up! It's not the first time I've said that. Yeah! Alright. Well, with a crappy left flipper, the wrecking crew is here! Oh god, he wins.
    88:18
    Pop score three grand? Oh my god. The money. The money, boys. Yook. Positivity, internet. Barca. So we got all the Barca shots.
    88:55
    We got extra ball lit. Shoot, Ed. Wait, where's Ed? Oh, the ramp. Million, baby. Give me the money. This music is hot.
    89:24
    That one shot was a third of my effing score. Dick Jones, you are under arrest. They call me Dick Jones.
    89:40
    E-B. Alright, we gotta control the ball. Dick Jones, you are under arrest. Sorry, Dick. You know what's great is Dick Jones looks exactly like George Bush senior. I don't know if you've ever seen that before
    90:01
    In fact, I'm willing to zoom in on that for you. No, I'm not I changed my mind. I'm not touching it Come quietly or there will be trouble
    90:25
    Oh god. Ed was lit again for a milli. We know what happens when you touch things. So three milli is not very good. Actually, I don't know what's good on this game.
    90:55
    Never mind, I guess it is a good score. That's funny. Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.
    91:22
    Yeah, you're welcome, Internet. it. Broken left flipper. How do they bring those to Japan games for the U.S.? Buttholes, ladies and gentlemen. Smuggle them into buttholes. All right, let's see what a good score is on this. Top cops. Four million. I needed 400,000 points. We're taking GC on this right now. We missed the jump. We missed the jump. You can do this. Oh, and I will.
    92:20
    Not good. Whoa! That was awesome. That was my bad. I flailed. Free Game of Atoms behind you.
    92:39
    It's being played. Why would I go to the free game of Atoms? Better alive, you're coming with me. So we're just going to farm the RoboCop shop. Which means we just got to trap up on the left like that and then shoot late. That's it. Really Vax, that's awesome. I'm very familiar with that Metro stop. Oh, the flipper. I lit it! Okay, now we know that you can't... I thought there was enough work to bounce there. Uh, Teddy, the upper flipper gave out on us, so we, uh, we stopped that.
    93:37
    But we're going to take GC on this thing once... Oh, no. Please, no. Please don't. Yeah, the upper left flipper got more. That's okay.
    93:53
    We'll get through this, though. That was a crap game of RoboCrap. Yo, PinWiz! What's up, BB? All right, here we go.
    94:04
    Big money. How you been, Tin Waves? Oh, and this carries over. Good. Tron's a lot of fun, dude, but it just needs... The upper flipper needs a flipper rebuild. Okay, just play controlled, buddy. Play controlled. Just play controlled and we're going to win.
    94:42
    We do have to start making some shots. Controlled, idiot. Too much control. Oh, my God. Yo, iBlue, what's up, dude? Good to see you, bud. Welcome aboard, Tex. Wonko, Keystain, for 25 months in a row, that's tier 3, buddy. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a bus up for Wonko, if you could show some love and chat for my boy. Love you, Wonko.
    95:13
    Here's a cop killer. Not good. I'm under arrest! Alright, extra balls later.
    95:55
    Welcome. We got email. Check your email. 25 years. Wonka, I love you. Busy? We need to make more time for myself to actually play pinball? Hell yeah, Pin Liz. Do it, buddy. Moment when your favorite pin was really going to the side and that just stopped at Kenosha is cabbage. I'm sorry. Cabbage? What the hell? What? and that's the stop of Kenosha is cabbage. I'm sorry. Cabbage? What? All right, I got to find that shot from a cradle.
    96:35
    Oh, my God, that was close. Light extra ball. Okay, cool. Oh, don't do it. You apparently have never watched the actual movie. This movie? What, I'd buy that for a dollar? Listen, I'm just reading what you're saying. I love you.
    97:13
    Hell yeah. Alright, Ed, you're going down, buddy. Give me that milli. Give it. You have to be kidding me. We nailed that, too. We nailed that shot and there wasn't enough meat on the bone. Wasn't there enough meat on the bone, Internet? Oh, my God. Yeah, I got robbed.
    97:54
    It went up and just went boop. Well, we got another extra ball we can grab. We can still hit this. I'm not too worried about it.
    98:07
    We need, like, a robbed emote. No, the left flipper dropped on its own. I'm breaking everything. Welcome to Tron Vault Edition. I mean, RivalGum.
    98:37
    We just need to not miss any shots. And it won't matter that the flippers aren't working right. Just don't miss any shots.
    98:49
    Oh, no. I think it got weak. There's a cop killer. Cool, so is that all three of them? It keeps epping, dropping, dog! I'm getting GC on this game. I'm getting GC. On these last two balls, GC is on its way. Got it.
    99:50
    Come on. Not good. Am I hearing a black knight? There's a black knight right behind me. You guys, you're listening very closely.
    100:14
    Listen to this. Y'all ready for this? Oh, yeah. Flippin' on some Robocop, man, I think it's broke. First I played some Tron, man, that flipper was a joke. Now I'm on this Robocop, the game is actually lit. If it drains on me again, I'm gonna slap the... You believe in me, Jack? Listen. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna do it. Alright, we got Dick.
    100:56
    There's Dick. Internet, we got, we got dick. Cowboy danger tonight. There's a lot of variants of danger that you probably won't see in public, but we might make that, we might change that soon. By the way, this post to the left of the flipper is, uh, it's a little borky.
    101:27
    Because your dick, your dick is on my neck. Oh, please. That outlane configuration is a kidney stone.
    101:49
    An inch in diameter, moving through your urethra. Did you see this bounce? They call me Dick Jones because I got a Dick Jones.
    102:30
    Yeah, that was like a super. That was a mega dead dead flip. Mega dead flip. Go in the back door. Cool. Oh, Roddicker. More like Buttlicker. Gotcha, buddy. Oh, got him. Got him. Shiny new lock Nice dude. Instant head? Alright. Come on baby. Easy million points.
    103:19
    Aw man. Let's do that three more times. Easy 50K. Oh, get back in there. That would have been so good.
    103:54
    Jumping the ball for nothing. There you go. Oh, coming back, huh? I didn't even see what it gave me.
    104:08
    What up my man? Good to see you buddy. How you been? You here to witness it? Isn't that chopper amazing? That's one of a kind man, they might not even make that thing.
    104:26
    One spin, cool! cool. Give me the ball. Alright, I'm flipping like an idiot here. Look at this. No! It dropped No! Give me Ed! Alright, we've got ten seconds. Come down here.
    105:00
    Kobe! Positivity, Internet. Into multiball. Ed into multiball. Oh, is that a jackpot? Oh, is this ball one still?
    105:29
    Well, we got Rob there. That sucks. Get out of the way, idiot! No! Positivity! Positivity help! Help me positivity! We got GC on ball one kiddo. GC on ball freaking one.
    106:01
    Ball one, G sizzle. Now we're just going to put up a score no one can touch. Look at that beauty, right? This game is gorgeous. The Wicking Quill is yours! Oh, we got some spins out of that! If you see ball one, you can quit playing pinball all night. I wish that spinner was working. We're getting like two spins off of this. Oh, we have an in lane extra ball too. That was a spin. Holy crap. Extra ball, baby.
    107:09
    We got GC on ball zero, essentially. We got GC on ball zero. I didn't think about that. You're right. I should have.
    107:22
    Oh, hell yeah, Rush. Good luck, man. Kobe! The half-ass there. Bo Dicker. He making money. Where should we get any smooth spins out of this? Oh, why did I trust that again?
    108:20
    30 million, really? Well, I think it had something to do with the left flipper not wanting to stay up.
    108:36
    Robocop. Not good. Oh, God. Also, the spinner tactic is out the door. Wonka. You see spinner... He ain't spinning.
    108:55
    Did you say Robocop? Damn it. Neil Schatz, a very reputable pinball player, sort of made it his thing to schatz the in-lands.
    109:36
    God damn it. Oh, they didn't go up? God damn it. Goddammit, it's all around everybody. Well, we got an extra ball lit again. Yo, what's up, Licker Twins? We are playing some handicapped pinball here. We were playing Tron, the upper flipper broke. Now we're playing Robocop, and the left flipper doesn't want to stay up all the time. So we're doing what we can. But we did just put up GC on this game.
    110:41
    Did you shaft the bed? Exactly. It's all bed shafting. All right, we've got to shoot that extra ball now more than ever.
    110:56
    There's no ball safe. Shit. No move, creep. Twiddle your mustache. It's not...
    111:11
    See that? It's time to forget about the rain. It's too tight. I'm the top cop. Get rekt. Big 8 million, thanks for the bits everybody Get smart, I love you Question for any techie tights out there I have a sticky flipper button Started taking it apart, blew in it And it's sort of sticking again Probably a tighter I think Wonko can answer that question I'm betting that is the daily high score Nope Let's see Good old Joe Kamikow.
    112:06
    Yeah, I'm not seeing any other scoring on here. Bubba. Bubba-dubba. Bubba-dubba-dubba-dubba.
    112:16
    Cybernetic love commandos. Must have recently reset. Some of those were defaults. Yeah. Alright, let's play another one.
    112:41
    Here what we do I will play this last game And then I will go IRL. and then we'll go IRL, right? I heard them vids. Yo Wax coming in hot. Thank you buddy. I appreciate it. Um, I'm looking for a specific... whatever, it's missing.
    113:37
    Oh well, it's gone. Wax likes to be the boss, ladies and gentlemen. He's power hungry. All right, so that shot is way earlier than I think it is.
    114:00
    It knocks the lights out when you're waiting to plunge your very first ball. It knocks the lights out during your very first ball.
    114:15
    Latika! Yeah! I thought he was like a... ...champion or something. So this might annoy you. Nailed it.
    114:39
    Oh shit, RoboCop, what's up, Hock-Wock-a-moly? Yeah, we were playing strong, but it had a little, uh, little flipper issue. Uh, this game also seems to have it. That's okay.
    114:52
    You all thought it was great? Hey! Yeah! Yeah! Hello crew. Internet, are you guys excited? I'm going to stream the AMC's Walking Dead sit-down shooting game.
    115:23
    Raw Thrill showed me how to set up the stream. Oh no, the flipper stopped working. God damn it. Yeah, hot guacamole. It's going to be pretty freaking high food. I'm stoked. And if we can get it to work right, there's a Jurassic Park one right next to it that we can also...
    115:56
    I double play. Nice, didn't see that coming, right? There it goes! Alright, here we go. So, in standard play, ladies and gentlemen, on a game that is working 100%, what you want to do is get the spinner lit up, and shoot that until the freaking cows come out. Right?
    116:32
    No, Jurassic Park, the sit-down shooting game from Rock Rills. You fuckhole. Jet are alive. I'm unplugging this game.
    116:56
    Just talking about the old sit down, lock, roll, jerk, park. Oh, no. What? What's going on, dude? Uh, what? What?
    117:26
    Literally anything. Just score whatever you want. Everyone's a winner. You're all doing great. Cheers, everyone. Can I get some Twitch Unity hands in there? Yeah, that'll be flat foot because it was like 500.
    117:46
    Flat foot was 500,000 points. There is no ball save on this game, I just remembered. Bet a game! This game just got freaking hungry all of a sudden. Oops, accidentally restarted it. Butts and Unity forever. It's working. Fucking. You're a little too late. Rude.
    119:01
    Shit. Dude, just slow the ball down. What am I doing? Kind of like backhand stuff. 305. Holding strong.
    119:32
    No. No, my kickback. No. IRL's looking more and more what's the word? Enticing. How do you get Ed? Like, how do you start Ed?
    120:02
    Complete lit target practice. So, wouldn't it make sense just to keep going for that then? Like, that's target practice right there. So let's just shoot for target practice and see what happens.
    120:26
    I slapped this flipper, and it barely moved. Got a hit from the scanner. So target practice could be 4, 3, 1, or... Target practice shots are too dangerous, but they're a million points to collect the edge. Start the puppet spot. Hold on, we're doing this.
    120:55
    We can get the frickin' ball. That's right. Hit it harder, daddy. Alright, we got the dick.
    121:24
    Now we need the butt hooker. Oh, that did not want to go. Trying to find it. Freak there. Got it.
    121:49
    So one shot to this red thing will give us an edge. Oh my god. I think, right? Complete lit practice lights.
    122:02
    Is it all practice, target practice, or just for the bank? Does anyone know? Like, if I shoot this captive ball, is that going to give me head?
    122:13
    That did not give me head. Wow, this is dangerous. Yeah, screw that. Holy crap, screw that all freaking day.
    122:25
    I said three left for Ed. Weird. Well, you know, we're figuring stuff out here. Okay, so it's not all the targets, it's just a handful of them. Got it.
    123:05
    I mean, at the end of the day, that's really not that dangerous. Just any time the ball is not in control, you know.
    123:25
    I like how he just calls you a creep. Creep. Thanks, Creep. Jet creep danger. That's me, baby. All right, we're going to try that technique now that we know what to do. I think that's pretty cool. But you do have to capture or get two people close to capture it. And you can tease that by scooting the RoboCop saucer all day.
    124:36
    Okay, so, we need one more up top. Actually, that gave it to us. I forgot that the top spot those for us.
    124:59
    Woo! Trying to get a high score. Oh, we capped him. No, we're trying something new here. Alright, I hit that. Thinking. Can I get a thinking face and cat food?
    125:39
    Shit! Wrong hole. Oh my god. My lanta. That flip was terrifying. It's pretty bad. Alright, so here's the deal.
    126:04
    It is not a dangerous... It is a dangerous way to play. I take back everything I said. It's a super dangerous way to play.
    126:25
    But my name's not Jack Caution, ladies and gentlemen. No, I lit it again! It lights so quick.
    127:01
    You just got to keep it under control. I'm making like really fast stupid shots. I need to make more controlled shots.
    127:26
    I don't trust the post-pass on this game at all. JK! We missed it, though. We missed it. I like this internet. We're coming up with a new meta on how to play pinball machines from freaking forever ago.
    127:55
    The new meta. Oh, Ed. I wouldn't trust anything on that game. Yo, it's me, AJ. What's up, buddy? And we're getting lost for doing this. Which in retrospect we don't want. But if you're going to shoot the ramp for a lock, why not make it worth a million points, right? I don't like it.
    129:15
    How many more do I need? Like, one? Oh, that was dirty. That was dirty. Holy shit, that was filthy. All right, we got Rob. Is this not... Are you guys not impressed by this?
    129:50
    Why do I even do this show? Cool story about how he did it. Yo, Nester, what's up buddy? Good to see you, BB. I'm just messing with y'all. Orbital, how you been dude? Don't you always play like this, Orbital? Doesn't mean it's not... It doesn't mean it's not nice.
    130:35
    If I wash the dishes every day, it doesn't mean you shouldn't thank me. The light show is very impressive. It's true.
    130:46
    No! I didn't want to waste that. I wanted to make it worth a million. They call me Dick Jones. Did I just miss the...
    131:09
    We're going to check the extra ball. Are you ready for this? I got shaft. Come on. There you go. Thank you for your cooperation. Yeah, you shat, right? Yeah, guys, I'm sorry. I shat. That didn't go well. Alright, here we go. All missing. We got this. All right, internet. Now, we're going to get lanes. We're going to get drains.
    132:14
    Get your hands down. Thanks for clipping that, I appreciate it Captain. We're gonna use the top lanes to hit all these dangerous shots that we don't want to worry about.
    132:26
    Then and then there's a young man standing next to me who is farting audibly. He's f***ing up so bad.
    132:37
    It's bad. Watch the text. Nice. It wasn't just white extra ball. It was score extra ball. That's hot. I've never seen that before.
    133:08
    Rule number one of pinball. No problem. Sweet parts dude, push his tummy. Oh I shouldn't have said that so loud.
    133:44
    What's that? Can't hear you. What? Louder. You need the full flip from a cradle. It's not even showing me the countdown.
    134:14
    Boy, did we get robbed. And the ball pushed that flipper down. Are we going to IRL drink yet, or what? After this game. And it reminded me that this is my last game, so that we can go get drunk.
    134:39
    Love you, Tater. Can I have the ball back? Oh, my gosh. Point the mic at his butt. I have to put my face right this thing every single day. Pretty sure that's not going to happen.
    135:14
    Nobody? Yo, what's up, Squeak? The Wrecking Quill is here! Come on! Last game, thanks pinball and the tarables. Alright.
    136:07
    You guys want to see the IRL rig before we go live? You're going to enjoy this. Oh, what's going on, brother? Good to see you, man. Good to see you. Oh, great. I saw you a couple days ago, but I couldn't find you. You are wearing a coast-to-coast pinball? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Is that me? Where do I find your stream? Oh, Deadflip. Deadflip? It's Google Deadflip. You'll find me. I'm everywhere. Okay. Yeah, absolutely, man. And I'm here a lot, but I'm also at a couple of different barcages in Chicago. I travel the U.S. streaming and stuff like that, but mostly here in Chicago. Yeah. We make it to a couple every once in a while. That's great. Yeah, right on. Texas Pinball? Yeah. I was at Texas Pinball not this past year, but the year before that.
    137:02
    Three years ago we were there. Oh, right on. And we were there this year. Oh, well, we missed each other then.
    137:10
    Texas is great. It's huge. A lot of people there. Yeah, it's pretty rad. It's pretty rad. But, yeah, we're live on the Internet. This guy is so cute. Oh, my God.
    137:21
    Dead Flip. There you go. Okay. Yep. Can't miss it. Dead Flip. But I'm all over the interwebs. Yeah, that's right. I love that game. I hear it's one of the best. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And I, uh... Is it posted somewhere? Yeah, all my stuff is live while I do it. In fact, we're live right now. But it's also backed up on the internet for everyone to enjoy. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, man. Cheers. Close enough? Cheers. Dave, nice to meet you. I'm Jack. Hello. Nice to meet you. Pleasure. I remember him. Isn't he the bad guy from Scooby-Doo Cartoon? Guys, what about the positivity?
    138:12
    And yes, yes he is. No, he's a nice dude. He's a really nice dude. IRL fans, best fans? I agree. All right, so let's hook this up. So we have a wide-angle lens clip-on for the camera.
    138:44
    Oh, yeah. So that we get more of the picture. Okay. And it's on a very strategic selfie stick that also is a tripod.
    139:03
    And on top of all that, ladies and gentlemen, I have a, do you know what a ring light is? Like a light that makes everyone just look freaking gorgeous?
    139:16
    Well, I got a clip-on one for my phone. So, I used to look like an idiot before, but man, I look like a freaking massive ding-dong now. Hey everybody, let's go get some drink and... You ready to get drunk, Internet? Me too. Ring light for the phone? Yeah, that's what's up.
    139:51
    What's up? It's like Photoshop in white form. This is totally normal at the dentist. Nah, man, do the thing to make it great. Yeah, that's what's up. Better than dropping your phone, Joe, turn that. I agree. All right, so here's what we're going to do. I'm going to put the tripod on this. And I'm going to disassemble the screen.
    140:21
    And then when we get to the last camera, I'm going to turn on the IRL on my phone. Okay? So we'll turn that off for now.
    140:37
    And I will start pulling the screen apart. And then we're just gonna go, uh, we're just gonna go, we're just gonna go have a few drinks.
    140:46
    Because I'm out of beer. My lights are in people's way. And, uh, these, uh, these, these games aren't being my friend tonight. Listen, we took GC tonight on something. I feel great. You know? Do you feel great, internet? How do you feel tonight? Is everyone feeling great?
    141:07
    Um. The wrecking crew is here. Yeah, I'm out of beer, boys. I'm out of beer, bro. Yo, girl, I heard you're out of beer. I have no fear because I thought I never had a beer. Gonna put it in your rear. If that's clear, you're gonna take it in, and then it's gonna smear all the beer out of your booty. And you're gonna drink it rooty-tooty.
    141:51
    This is my chleb can. I mean my can porter. Are you in place? Yeah, this is my sign. Sounds like one of those drinks needs to be Robo-tired. I would enjoy some purple drink. Right? Has everyone here had purple drinks before? Man that Ghostbusters over there is vibrating the entire floor. I haven't made any of you editors have a... Damn it. Let's say, switch it over to IRO.
    142:47
    It's purple drink. Purple ain't great. Purple. Makes you feel good. I think that game is... It looks busted. It looks like it fit into the vault. I would go with the fire protection number. Yeah, because that's going to sit there and keep trying to stir the vault. Yeah, this vault here is stopping it from falling back down.
    143:24
    Internet, tell me, what is your favorite number? Do people even have favorite numbers? Is that a thing?
    143:31
    And it's not allowed to be 420 or 69, okay? I mean, get out of here. Really? Unless it actually is 420 or 69. For other reasons.
    143:42
    7? 7's a great number. 13? 7? 7 and 13? 52 and 13? My favorite number is 5. Two. Two's a great number, man.
    144:03
    Two means a lot to me. It's how big my penis is. Hold on. 17. Strange pie is my favorite. Pie is my favorite color.
    144:25
    Girl, I like pie, I like your pie, I'm gonna eat your pie. 3.14015926. That's all I know. And you know how I know that much of pie? From a song, from an indie band. You probably haven't heard of them. Um... Love you. What the hell was that band's name called?
    144:56
    Maybe I haven't heard of them. 143 was Mr. Rogers' favorite number? Really? That's fun to know. I didn't know that either. I mean, I didn't know that. I don't know why I said either. Um, Internet, plug your ear. Oh hell yeah. Yippee! So Emily kicked everyone's butt from what I heard. Some people. Oh, that's right, that's right. Internet, we're back, right? You can hear me, you can see me, you can feel me, you can touch me. I had to unplug my externally powered USB hub. the word translucent if you can hear me.
    146:31
    Okay. It's such a good feeling to know you're alive. It's such a happy feeling, you're growing inside And when you wake up ready to say I think I'll make a snappy new day It's such a good feeling, a very good feeling A feeling you know that I'll be back when the day is new And I'll have more ideas for you And you'll have things you'll want to talk about I will too Because it's you I like Internet, I love you And I'm happy you're here every day And you make me happy Do you think Twin Peaks would make a good pinball machine? Nah Like, I still, like, I can't sit through it, dude. Mr. Dejah's Neighborhood.
    147:46
    Oh, God, no. Um, I think this is the part where... Oh, I got an idea. This might get a little nauseating. If this dude sits on his... I just tied his shoes on that big gun.
    148:07
    You don't like Mr. Danger's neighborhood? Yay, nausea. Hold on, we're going through. I will see you.
    148:33
    Hiya, neighbor. You ever think to see, when you look at a pinball machine, the magical world under the glass? Someone created that, you know?
    148:50
    Today we're going to visit some of our neighborhood friends that make those pinball machines. Missed opportunity, Fred Rogers. You should have visited Williams back in the day, dude. What's between Adams and Elvira?
    149:08
    Oh, Monster Bash. Is the Iron Spring going to include motion sickness? 100%. In fact, let's get that fired up right now, shall we?
    149:23
    We've got to set it for maximum vomit tough. Alright. Whew! Dad's a little sweaty. Sorry. No, thanks.
    149:42
    We've got to drop the brightness down. Judge Flip, what are you doing? Drinking. No, no, let's type tournament with a question mark. Right?
    150:10
    Alright, Internet. In 3, 2, 1.