I think my real name will call you. Hey, Jackie, won't you come on? Yeah, exactly. Give me a beer. Hey, Jackie, won't you bring me a beer? Hello. Man, Jackie, it's been a minute. So there's a good chance this thing's leaning like a monster. Which way? To the left. And we will have to correct that. Also, if you're going to shake the crap out of this thing, which, you know, it's up to you, Um, the back legs are resting on a piece of wood that if you crank it too much it will fall off of there. We need to put that on there because you can't crank the back legs up high enough to get the angle that we need. Oh my. Um, let's see, other than that... Is that Campbell here, in there? Oh yeah, he's doing some worky work stuff. How does the Google thing go? He said it went well. I'm excited for him. I'm going to boost the audio up just a skew. I feel like we were a little quiet last time. Ladies and gentlemen, all right. Town, plunk you up. Town, plunk you up. Whoa, new board for me. Papa Sloth. Welcome, buddy. You're going to love fish kales, I promise. All right, let's see. I think we're good. We should get a practice game in in a minute just to see how it's leaning. Let me shut this real quick. I think we're going to open that up so we don't die because you're wearing the vest. You're wearing the hoodie. And the tie. You going to do this again later? This is my business week. This is for charity. Yeah, we're going to – it's all for charity, kids. I'm going to bring the action. I bought the, it might be the biggest, like weirdest work. I don't know. And a really cool drawing, like illustration, not much, but a little fiction on the thing. So I got it. It was really cute. You bought beer based on the time machine? I like it. Yeah. I also, I don't judge books by covers, but I judge beers by the covers. Yeah, that's fair. Plus it was like the tiny old molasses something or the other. Oh, that sounds crazy. Okay. Yeah, exactly. So I was just like, I'm kind of happy that you, it was between that and like this toasted marshmallow stout. I know that some people were kind of picky about marshmallows. So. What was it called? I don't know, but it was something adorable. Was it, um, like they had like s'more in it? Yeah. Oh my god, I had this at Beer Festival yesterday. Did you love it? It was so good. I should have gotten that one. It was like a little bit more expensive, but I also, again, like, I know a lot of people were like, mmm, marshmallow. Did you love the beer? That festival was so dope. Internet, can you see us? Can you hear us? Is everything good? I'm going to grab a beer. So now they can see you, and they can hear you. Hey guys, what's up? Hi. And I think Papa Swap is the only person here right now. Papa Swap? That's Papa Swap. That is a person. That is an actual person. Who's Papa Swap? I've never heard of that one. I only know Jude and Mom Flip. Momflip are you out there? Miss you, love you Got your Christmas card I'm curious about I want to meet Momflip She's cool Who else is on there? I don't know, I can't remember I don't like it when Jack leaves me alone with the chat room Because I get really awkward We can talk at nobody I'm going to get some wine I'm going to come with you and get a beer Get a beer Wait, something gross happening? No, nothing happened Jack and Natalia, that's a new one Oh, come on. I get more ties. I'm a businessman. I'm also eating dinner at the same time. All right. Uncle Carmy. You're a snobbery. Oh, yeah. You noticed the old labonitas in my hand. Oh, man. How much longer do you need to keep today? On Fishtails? Yeah. Well, I hope that works out for you. That's like watching Bear Grylls survive a shark attack and you're like, yo, I got this. Like, throw me in there. I got this. Don't worry about it. Oh, man. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Split Pinball. Today is day one on Fishtails. Fishtails. We did feature Fishtails once before, but this is its second time around. We know what we're doing this time, as far as the stream's concerned, so I think we're going to be good. You guys are going to enjoy this. We're going to have to play a practice game because I think it's leading a lot. So we might have to do some stuff on the fly here. With me today, Crystal Gammick. What's up? What up? And then Jess? Kent. Jess Kent. Jess Kent. Don't call her Jessie. No. God, no. All my stars know. All my stars know. I'm Jack Danger, and I believe Nick Campbell might be joining us, but he's doing some work stuff right now. Boo to work. Boo to work. Ryan Adams favorited one of my tweets. The Ryan Adams? No shit. He likes pinball. Oh, yeah. That's right. He involves with pinball. There's Max DeMarco. Max DeMarco. Macklemore. Macklemore. No. Michael Morko. Michael Morko. Michael Morko. Ryan, if you're watching this shit, dude, that's awesome. Thanks for the follow. Or the favorite, or I don't know what you did, the internet. So, all right, we're going to get into it. Let's just see what happens. Oh, they want to know if it's Jess or Jam. Jessica. Jessica. Jessica. All right, so let's make sure the cameras all look good. This actually looks pretty good. I think you're fine. Do you want them to see you eat your dinner? It smells really great. Whatever it is, it smells amazing. Crystal is currently moving around with a fork. Crystal's moving food around. She's evenly distributing the dressing so that the salad is... There's no kale in my teeth. Not at all. Oh, none whatsoever. What? I'm not even chewing. I'm just like... Like a duck. Okay. Check it. Fish tails. Man, you got like a boat and a hunting fishing lodge and there's video modes and multi-balls and captive balls. This thing has it all. It has absolutely everything. What's it? Who, me? Do you need some pointers? So how do you flip the flappers? What's the flapping? Oh, they don't work. Nope, it's broken. Broken, sorry guys. So it's overcast. Oh. All right, don't fish it. Leave a message. So here's what's going to happen. We're going to have a little practice game. And then you try to discern what might be wrong with this machine. Okay. And then we will go from there. Yeah, why not? Just me? Yeah. Hone your check skill. So the lock button is just the fifth reel. Just hit the little ding-dong thing. Okay. You ready to go? Yeah. Okay. You're good. All right. Kill it, buddy. I think there's nothing wrong because you're murdering me. I just got a podcast. And then I'll drain because... Donald's here. Crystal, get in there, buddy. Put your little... No, I don't want that. Oh, barf. I still think this one's leaning to the left. Yep. Yes? I think it is, yep. You believe that? We might have to... Do you have a level? That's for you, buddy. I'm going to use my internet-enabled phone to figure that out. Like a shimmy? Right? Is that what they're called? A shimmy? A shimmy? I may have to adjust the camera for your height there, darling. I am shorter than everyone, but taller than the average female. Taller than the average female. I can jump up and down if that would be easier. Yeah! Huzzah! Here I am. I can be taller. Just hold one hand up so that you can see that you're down here. I already healed earlier. Papa Sloth. My weekend was full of working, unfortunately, but they're asking how your weekend was there. Hey, folks. Crystal, is that a four-wheel drive? Yeah. I went to a beer fest yesterday. Ooh, where? Oh, nice. Oh, man. Oh, wait. Uh, my buddy Brad was probably there then. Uppers and Downers. Yes, Uppers and Downers. Jaded, my man, what's up, buddy? Jaded, dude. Oh, man, the lean on this thing is gnarly. We're going to have to figure out... All right, let's pull out the old level here. So, for those of you that don't know, if you have an iPhone, if you open your compass... open your compass and well I haven't calibrated this thing ever in my life so you know whatever I'm sure you've done this crap already I was just getting out come on this is the worst game alright so you have your stupid compass if you whip you now have a level and I just close alright Alright. Bullshit. I call bullshit. You have to take the glass off to properly, uh, I call mega super bullshit on that. There's no... Do you feel it's leaning to the left? Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, it is. This shit's gotta come up. I can see from right here. Yeah. Uh, you're gonna deal some plumber's crack action here for a second, will you? Don't look that way. Don't look. Actually, yeah. I'm not gonna look that way. Don't look down. Don't look. Don't look behind. I'm not going to fly. Wait, right, right, okay. Oh my god. Wait, are you playing along? No, I just... Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, I'm sorry Crystal. No, you're fine. Crystal, Crystal, come. Oh! Oh, yay. Uh, we'll see, but the ball's in play. You got this. All right. Excuse me. Very rude. Yeah, Papa Sloth. The, uh... This game... Oh, come on! Pretty cool. Oh, yeah. Fixed that lean. What's up? What's up? What's up? There we go. That's what I wanted. Fixing lean. Come on. That was, uh... Long pass, right? Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Brad, get your salt ready. Good old fish tales. All right, Jess, kill it. Tell me how this... Oh, Brian, what's up? I'm sorry I did not make a lower third for you. I tried to look you up on the database for pinball people. Me? I'm not registered. You're not registered? I don't think so. I haven't done anything yet. You should have told me. I could have made one anyway. Oh, I'm sorry. Yay! Zach, are you going to the tournament tomorrow? Oh, God, what time is it? What, is it like usually seven? Because I need to be in Lakeview to take painting classes. Oh, man. You're right. Oh, my God. I may have fixed it too much. Lucky, though? I guess. I mean, I did a federal tour. They found beer. Beer? Beer with her. Yeah. Wow. Alright, well now fixing that made this game all drifty. Drifty? What do you mean, drifty? So I'm going to have to come down on both of the front legs. We'll play this game out. Too fast, too furious? Like, too fast, too furious. Like Tokyo Drift, sort of situation. Alright. I wonder, does this have a big thing of tail? Kind of. It's delicious. And mango? Oh, fuck. and red onion and like, dressing. Oh, pop this. I have those lightning peppers. No, no, love you. Ooh, a little, uh, a little back candy roll. No! That was video mode for ya. I know. I know. I know. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Alright, so we're going to have to... I just want to get out of here. Wait a second. Wait, we're at the food. Alright, can you hand me the Sriracha over here? Oh, yo, I got a whole bottle of Sriracha over here. Oh, can you do like that? Yeah, go for it. So, there's like the shelf next to the fridge that has all the Sriracha sauces and shit on it. But Sriracha's the one you want. You're probably going to like it. It's a good discovery. Oh, there you go, buddy. So, if you can hold that. Oh, sorry. No, that's even better. Sorry, I'm sorry? Okay, it's about to kick it out. Okay. You want to get that up to the top with the red flipper. So, video mode. I don't know how. No, it drained. No, you guys love that. Really? Yeah, I'm not sure why that happened. Okay. I mean, I'm not going to. It's all good. So, you see this orbit here? Mm-hmm. So, you want to shoot it all the way up to get it back into where that blinking light is. Okay. And that's your video mode. And your video mode is played out with this button right here. That's right. So, you have to, like, use your red flipper to get it up there. Sometimes you can backhand it, but it's pretty hard. Sorry. No, it's all good. I've got a lead. Oh, holy sharks. That was a good one. Hang on a second. Everybody calm down. All right. Now shoot the boats. Save your bolts, but shoot boats. There you go. Oh, shit. Shoot everything. That was a perfect one. Shoot everyone. You want to shoot people, too. Oh, really? Yeah. All right. Awesome. And when you see BS go by, you want to hit that, too. Because that's a lot of money. All good. Oh, my God. I know you had a bad about that. No, you're going to get a lot of money for this. Oh, yes! Fuck yes. Donate the kid. You got 47 million. Oh, holy fuck. All right, fall back and play. Oh, no. Yep. Nicely done. It's coming. It's coming. Hang on. Let me probably fuck this up. Nicely done. Thank you. Nick Campbell, everybody. Hello, everyone. Hi, Internet. Thank you. Game on with the picks now, buddy? I leveled the front leg. But I figured you might have made it a touch 50, but we'll see. What's 50 like? Floating, floating, floating. Floating. Dude, I tweeted to Ryan Adams to watch the clip I wrote. And you better did the tweet. Yay! Ryan Adams! Dude, this is awesome. So fresh. You like it? I love it. I can't live without it. When people open doors in my house, oh, my watch goes off. What? I hooked everything to this watch, so it's vibrating at all times. That's the second one of those. She did get a weird ball save though. Like she locked a ball, it said here it comes, and it came down and she drained it. Now when it's feeding you a ball from the trough over here, is it giving you a temporary ball save because it's doing it differently? I think so, yeah. Alright. Good to know. I've seen that happen a couple times where it'll, like even if you lock a ball and it's in the plunger, and get another kick, sometimes we'll give you a back to that ball. Dope. All right, I think we used our practice game to figure out all the bugs, but I think we're good to go. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. Yo, that was a great ball. Thank you. You should have seen the stage you did over here, man. It blew my mind. I saw the second one. Yeah, I did too. You're in. Like pee? You're in the scoop. Guys, I'm screwed up. I'm screwed up. I'm screwed up. There you go. Now freeze! Everybody clap your hands. Take it back now, y'all. Pinball this time. Yo, you, uh-oh. Everybody out of the pool. Out the pool. Everybody out the pool. Uh oh, rocking boats. Someone's rock knocking the boat. What's that backhand trick? I like that. Hey, five water skiers. One, two, three. Come and get it. Gotcha, girl. Where are you going? No, you ain't skiing nowhere. I feel so wrong. I know. You got to be kidding me. Oh, no! Oh, I give up. I give up. I give up. See, if you don't get that BS, you missed out on 20 million points. Which you nailed, by the way. You're so pissed. I'm sorry, baby. Well, I have another fake multiball if I can hit the captive ball two more times. Oh, you already have the lid, don't you? Yes. So, let's see here. Swip. Oh, I missed it. Oh, gosh. That's a little bit later. All right. Well, I think we're ready. I'm in. Pop the sloth. Nose the secret. Everybody out of the pool. Should we battle two teams? Should we go all four? I think all four. Let's go. Straight. I'm ready. Four. Who needs to practice right now? Yo, you do. I have no idea. You go first, you're practicing. Oh man. Come on. Come on, we'll finish it. Yep. A long cast and... Got that back? As long as you want. Do you remember, this is on a piece of wood in the back. There's a huge wood in the back and it will sweat off. Did you learn that recently? Yeah. When someone was here and they cranked this thing, I remember this, but you just hear . Oh, yeah. Oh, look at our poor camera. I either crank it. . Is that looking down too far? Maybe like a touching cup or something where it's like looking down. What? The camera. Oh, to look directly at us instead of down at us? Yeah, you know, put it on the ceiling. Oh, so we look bigger. So we look like... Didn't we try it where it was on the glass, like out of the way? We did, and it was, uh, I think we chose up here because of... That was for other reasons? Well, for other reasons, bats in the cave or whatever you want to call it. But I think there was, like, we're trying to keep this how it would be out in the world, and no one's going to say pinball with a fucking camera on it. Oh, that's true. It is less invasive, but I don't know. Oh. Look, it's got to be looking down. Jaded, at pinballs I had too many donate to kids moments. Brother, sorry, man. Why you got to donate to kids so much? I don't mind it. Ladies, gentlemen, thanks for joining us. So everyone had a great first ball, including Jack. Yeah! Jack likes to get the same score everyone else does just to make him feel better. So I'm probably going to get 973. You ready? Swip. Oh, that was dirty. Wait, 973? Oh, I cast it. Okay. Okay. Lick-a-boo! Oh, man, that was... Yeah, why are you chopping so much? What the... Well, that was fun. Aw, I didn't know you were going to chop. You're backhanded up there. Backhanded candy. You see what I'm saying? It's a little floaty. Yeah. Where's the, where's the, yeah, we need one more. So I gotta actually come down. I came up with this left leg, I had to actually come down with the right leg. Yo, dude, we're friends! Oh my gosh! Be cool, be cool! It's like playing pinball on the moon. It's just floating around. That hole is like... Oh my god. Oh, that's easy. Yeah. Ooh! Little tip! Nicely done. I bought a bunch of Lagunitas that I put up there. It's on the counter. You can throw some at the fridge if you want. We just dropped some of that weird looking... It's curry. It's curry. Yeah. Oh! It's a... Honey from Lancaster. And it's adorable little... Yo, dog. Yo, dog. Shut up. You doing all right? You want to... Oh, yeah. Good idea. Crystal Dawn. I don't got it. Don't give people your cold call, man. Crystal Dawn from 1219 North Sacramento Avenue. Everything. No. Oh, why? You're mine. Really? Oh, hey. How's it going? Nope. It's very benefit of the doubt. Nice. So if you get comfortable comboing those back and forth, it turns into a mode. Oh, really? I haven't played this table a lot in the first couple times I played it. I decided that it was my arch-nemesis. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, nice. Oh, why? Why? Seriously. Yeah, what happens is, if you, whatever arrow is lit, if you hit it, then it lights the other arrow up. If you hit that and combo it back and forth, I believe like eight times, it lights up what's called Monster Fish. And it's a thing that starts at 20 million points. Right. It starts ticking down, but the sooner you can hit that spinner, the spinner is what collects it. So, you want to shoot it, then get it to whatever flipper you want, and then shoot that spinner and you collect whatever value is left up there. It's also backhandable. Thanks, friend. What about making a donate to beer jar? You know what, Papa? That's a great idea. Oh, that's good. Oh, damn. Oh, sh... You gonna talk? Or you gonna fish? Oh, this is not going well at all. Thank you, coach. You're gonna be out of trouble. You got a kid. Alright, video mode might be nice. If I can hit it. Pajanimals. Did you say pajanimals? Pajanimals? Pajanimals. I don't like that joke. Pajanimals? Are you eating all the jelly beans? I didn't eat any fly jelly beans. No. I thought you were gonna grab it. Grab it and toss it in the case. No, that's Nick Embley. Nick likes to disappear. No one's interested in like, going back to the social life. Aww. Do you like black lippards? No, no, no, I would go. Wait, you like black lippards? Do you like those weird, um, British black lippard squawky things? What? Yeah, it's a thing, I think. I'm pretty sure. I don't think so. Oh no, it's real, he only gave me one. What? They're salty... They're like these little salty dips, if anybody knows what they are, just swipe it somewhere. But it's like a little black, it's a little black, salty, and they're like British or Scottish or something like that. Well, actually 80% of our screen is in English. Oh, perfect. You know, that's going to be my favorite. Both, because you know what? Oh, what? There's like, there's dips that are covered in salt. Salty Nick. Salty Nick Rich. Salty Nick Rich. All five, right. I'm gonna play it for it. We're all free right? I'll never pick yours. I mean I'll play yours. Ewww. How are you fair? Right, now's the chance. No good luck. So you're saying there's a chance. So how many of you guys are four player games? Two. No, three, two, one. And speaking of which, let me cut up the rules. What other rules? Just wins. You're right on the edge. Forward? Yeah, you might have to pop it a little. There you go. Oh! Good gravy. Good gravy. You didn't even catch up, man. All right, J-Dog. You call me J-Dog? Woo-hoo! All right, we are good. All right, we are good. The scores are good. Go! Ah! You know what? Ah! That's a stay-at-home score. I can't get it. Uh, folks, if you are familiar with Fishtails and you know how this game scores, you know that these are all embarrassing, all added up together. We should all go home. All added up together. Yeah, yeah, I got things. JD, don't make us look bad. Oh, no. No. None of this. I hate when it feeds you the ball instead of letting you plunge it. Go, go. Oh, that would have been all the money. You would have been the winner. Overlay has wrong board name. Motherfucker. I like that you're from Salt Boy and fewer IS. Alright, thanks. I'll fix that in a second. Very cool. Oh, you... Papa, you shook me. This is a win. Yeah. Cheesy-cheesy. Chester Cheesy. Wasn't that his name? Cheesy was the new pinball word I learned today. Cheesy? Cheesy? Cheesy? Yeah. Cheesy? Yeah, Ben on the team team. Yeah. Good graving meatballs. My favorite pinball term ever is sandbagging, which I guess works for anything. That's where you compete in a division lower than you should be in just so you can win. Oh, that's mean. That's like playing in a little league game. Exactly. We got called out for that. Basically, yeah. Some people do it a lot where there's money involved. They'll just go, I know I can win the V Division, but there's no way I can win the Anchorage Division. There's a lot of rules to keep that in place, like to keep your efforts out of there. But if there's anything you do it a lot of them will just keep you back. Uh, hold on a second. What was the guy's name? Uh, 90... We're done. I'm going to say 94. I'll say 94 and change it later. I shouldn't have watched the video. 92. I'm going to be like... 92? I did it in my own way. My name is... It's um... It's a long name. I don't know. You ate the whole paper. It's violent. Alright, I think that could have fixed it getting dumb. Yes. Alright, I'm going first again. I don't care. Alright, rules. You can set it up. Okay. Oh, shit. What's the matter, Jack? You're fine. My wife. Oh. Oh, before I forget, Jake, that was you, then me, then Seven. Hold on, I literally just ruined the stream. Give me a second. Can you remember that? Give me one second. One two three four It might have come out before Oh it doesn It doesn matter Dude I just effed up the screen Okay, then I'll start. Okay. Just, uh, you guys play the practice game, I'll fix this. Oh, wee. Good. Good. There we go. You guys got enough talk? I got enough fish. So there's the girl? Yeah, go for it. I'll get a nice fish. It's all good. It's popping up a little bit. Yeah, I deleted the screen. Oh, no. All the camera information and all that shit. Is anything happening at all? Yeah, we're kind of good. Okay. Yeah, keep rocking it. You're fine. No. Just win everything. It's almost too late for that. No, win everything. Oh, I can't. Guys, we're fixing the beans. It's gross. Oh, wow. Are they in there? No. Crystal, it's your turn. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yep. Blue ones already? Of course. Can I see if there's a blue one? Oh, there's a blue one. Oh, my man. Hi. Yeah, but I'm not talking. I'm not talking. Do you want me to feed you jelly beans while you play? Um, yeah. Obviously. This one is literally toasted marshmallows. I'm going to give it to you first. Oh, you're just distracting me. Do you want me to feed you like a baby bird? Oh my god. Too much. There's a guy in an old comedy club that used to feed like a baby bird. Can you baby bird me? You throw that through his mouth? I wouldn't throw it, but I would just chew through his food. You'd throw up in his mouth? No! I would chew it. I would just chew it in his mouth. He's the only one who would let me do that. It was really great. That's pretty intense. That was a crumbly one for sure. That was one of our things, and the other thing was when we would do shows together, we would just flap each other. Oh, I liked that one. It was fun. It was fun. We were just playing video games together and we were just flapping each other. Oh, I like that. It was fun. Oh, here we go. Okay, we're getting there, kids. I'm rebuilding the screen on the internet for you guys to watch. And pull your buttered popcorn one. How did you know I liked that? Everybody likes it. It's just like a common thing. I can go get you another one. He said that no. No, that's fine. I think people like to joke because it's like a thing. I don't know. No! I'm gonna play this. I'm hitting all of your jelly beans tonight. Whoa! Heaven's I know, I was talking to Kristoff. You're also breaking the glass. Yeah. That's what you have with a bunch of violent ladies. Violent ladies. One of these I feel like is jalapeno and I don't want it. Jalapeno? It's probably that one. No, it's the watermelon. Is it? No. Okay, I think we're back in action here, kids. I think we're back in action. Okay, I think we're back in action here, kids. I fixed the internet, thank God. Why did it break? Because I clicked the wrong button, and that's why I tell people to be careful with this, because it's a very fickle, very fickle... I don't think I'm back. I don't think I'm back. Oh, I have no idea what that is. Lindsay coconut? John, you need to read your plan. Yeah. Well, first off... I was surprised you were spelling right. First off... Why is it flashing like that? I don't like it. Oh, the stroke? Yeah, don't worry about that. Hey, do you remember who won what now? So it was you, Nick, me, Crystal. Okay. You, me, Nick, Crystal. I think it was Crystal. Okay. Oh, Gerson. All right. You, me, Nick, Crystal. That's what he said. Oh. Bad combination. All right, go. Somebody play some balls here. That's you, yeah. I'm not going to play. Somebody play some balls. Recycling? What's that? Ooh! Danger. The steeping hand is a little weird. It's a little drafty. A little drafty. A little drippy, a little drafty. What did you do then? I straight up deleted the way this is set up. What? Yeah. How? It's really easy to do that. That's why I tell people to be careful when they're messing around with it. Yeah, like you teach these people to use a hot plate and what do you do with it? I'm sorry. Who's this? Check with your Mac. Technically. Or you. I got you, buddy. I'll give you something to... All right, I think we're good. I'm saving this setup. This is what you're going to see for the rest of your life, kids. So, you know, fucking deal with it. Oh. Oh! Right? Nah. Okay. Oh, let's see. Did it record that? That was two. Oh! That's a super no-go. Yeah, pop this off. I did save scenes. It's just when I went to update the name, I said save. Okay. And it only saved the name. Anyway, so... You saved the name. More zoom? Jesus Christ. You get no more zoom. Oh! Yay! They want more score. We're screwed. So what was the score? Do you remember? Zoom. So I got three. Three. You got two. And then me and then Crystal. Yes. And then Crystal. Fine. You get zero points. Zero. Sorry, Crystal. That's not zero. It's regular zero. Zero. That's fine. All right. Okay, I think we're better. I think we're back to Norman. High five, Norman. High five, Norman. Good job, Jack. Good job, Ricky. I'm going to make triple-double duplicates of that. Yay. Triple-doubles. All right, so when you guys are done, we'll come back and play a... This is a second ball, so we get more competition. Yeah, why don't you stick your drain? So we can get back into the load. How many did you go first, Job? My name is Job. So, how about you? Gerson, you want more zoom. I think I can give you just a little more zoom. You're blowed. You're blowed. Without a reason. Stop it. Oh, that felt good. Secret ingredient is honey. Who laughed at me? My old laugh at me. This is a big thing. You have to flip it. Wait, Daddy. Secret ingredient. Yeah, that felt good. We're going to break them all out. See? It's trying to work. It's trying a couple catches here. See if I can pull it off. I've never really tried that. I usually just fling it, but this catch is working okay. That one didn't. Everybody's trying to trap off. Yeah, trying to trap off a plunge. Oh! Oh! That would have done it, but... There you go, Gerson. That's about as much as you can go in here. One more, one more, one more, one more! The angle at... What the f... You know what? You can suck the angle of my GMD. Whoa! I'm not even dealing with this. Oh, hey. Oh, all right. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, all right. Sorry. Friends. Uh, we made... You angry? No, I'm not angry. I'm sorry. No, I'm not angry. I'm sweaty. You okay? No, take it easy. You two got a full shirt on. Yo, I got a full shirt on. You're up first, bro. Just to get you tight. Okay, here we go. You're up first, bruddy. Come on, move. We love to see you, JD. I agree. All right. Hey, we're back, folks. Sorry about the internet flubs. You look great. If you push this button here, it does that thing. It's great. Whoa. That rubber, man. Not yet. Uh, yeah. Sorry. We'll fix that. We'll fix that. If she does a Mercury in retrograde. Why don't you take it down? Wait, literally? Wait, is Mercury in retrograde? It's probably in retrograde. Sorry. I'm going to be myself. Don't do it. Oh, you're almost there. Aw, you're so nice This is a professional Woo My man Alright, we're back, kids Talk about things again Roger Rabbit would be a fun pinball machine You'd have like the taxi cab And some sort of bullet thing where you collect the bullets in the gun. Shaving a haircut would be... Anyway, let's keep playing. Shaving a haircut? Yep. Whoa. Patty chase. Patty chase. Oh, it doesn't. Cleaner. Hey, what's cracking? Oops. Stick it with me. No. Make it nice. Nick at night. Oh, we're all great. Nick at night. Nick at night. All three. Bam, bam, bam. Oh, I got scared. I don't want someone to see me screw these people. No! I missed one! No big score. Thanks. Did you miss the end? I didn't even see it. I didn't get it. Bullshit is what it is. Oh boy, don't tilt. Thanks, Dad. Oh boy! Rock that boat. Okay, I'll take the ball please. Alright. There's one. Oh, wow. F you. Wow. Whoa, this better shot isn't set. Yes, sir, but it's a hell of a lot more dangerous. Yeah, it is. Thank you, Joe. So, top ball, buddy. Top ball in the day, Steve. What? Fall in the next game. Oh, that was almost a J.D. Oh! Come in! That was a flop. Yo, no flop. Nice comeback. And we're back. She's back. Yo, careful hitting that, friend. I don't want to say it. Good ball, bud. All right, here we go. Roger Rabbit theme would be a licensing nightmare, he says. Yeah. Cool World? That was like the Brad Pitt. No, no. I'm sorry. I have to disagree. I'm sorry. I'm going to say Cool World. I have a funny thing. I feel like that's like King's Basement, or a raccoonser, as like a cartoon cat. I think that's a cartoon cat from the Philly band. Oh yeah, wait, who had, who else had a cartoon cat? Paula Abdul. Oh, and her cat, and it's just out, but I'm gonna show you. Oh yeah, there's a cat in the video. Wait, I'll put it in the track. I'll do that. It won't be able to, there you go. Paula Abdul, it won't be able to. Paula Abdul. Because then you can't see on the screen, it's for, um, you can try it for us. Yes we are drinking a gurry, that is for sure. Man, the label is crazy. Oh my god! Just like, what? What? It's probably just that, uh, we already had a beer at the, uh, cocktail yesterday. And it was called Dynacor. Yeah. Dynacor. And it's, uh, flavors of like, marshmallow and... And... And, like, flavor soft. And oil. Count it, Jaden. Jaden, the count of power outage. The flipper stopped working for some reason. We can never figure that out. Sorry, I tried to move his back. Brad Pitt and Kim Basinger. Was it Brad Pitt? Oh, in Cool World? Yeah. Oh, man. Do you remember Cool Spot? Cool Runnings. Are we going to talk about cool down? Cool down. Cool down. Cool the rhythm. Come on, y'all, it's chocolate time. Cool the running. Yo, second, are you dead? Yeah, man. No. No. Yancy says, Janet S'mores is great. I have some in the basement fridge. Bring it on over. Yeah, bring it, Bernie. Yo, legit, Yancy does need a promote. Yeah, Yancy. Where you at, bro? We play pinball with him. He's the moderator in our chat. Oh cool. Why can't Yantcha be entertaining? Yeah, why can't Yantcha be entertaining? Why you gotta only go to Brixie's? We need two, um, we need two, uh, what do they call it? We need two players. We got Brad. Yo, what's your team line of play this year, dude? We got... What's his name? Oh, Mark Sheridan. Mark Sheridan? How'd we get him in there? Let's get Mark Sheridan in, and let's get Brad in, and let's ride it in. We gotta get them all. Don't troll. It's gonna be you. The three in the air. Standing there. Standing in the palm. That's actually good. Uh, I would have to... We don't care if you play the game. I would have to absolutely agree with you on that one. I would have to absolutely agree with you on that one. Isn't he so handsome? Yeah. Oh, shut your mouth. Oh god, I don't know. No! Whoa, oh my god. That was a good move. That is the hood, man. Keep it up. Jack Danger mode. Yo, literally, when it's time to concentrate, throw the hood up. Is that why you're wearing that? Because I'm all about that. I'm all about that hoodie look, man. What do you like living in? Multiple walls. Tropical. Tropical. So you know what to do here, right? Therapod all day long. Put one in the caster, plug the light in the tripod. Or the lock shot. Check control. Control! Podge, that's a good one. Everybody plug it in there. Everybody, put him in there. Oh, fire. You're fine, you're doing great. Yeah, I'm good. Pop the box. Somebody yell at the frickin' internet so I can get a goddamn emote, man. I want like a pinball and an iron kick. I want a kid who wants money. I don't know. I want a money kid. I want two... You know what you need? I want... You need a money dog. I need a money dog. I need it on everything. What's a money dog? A dog that just has money instead of fur? Yeah. It's not a dog made of money, but it might be. How about a dog that's just money? A regular dog? That's quite sweet. So that way you have like... I just want to get some money. Dude, those gifts are so good. Just Dave and I go back and forth. What's the first one? All dogs go to heaven. It's the main dog just like throw money in the air. Are you going to talk or are you going to switch? I'm going to switch. That feet is so freaking dirty. Oh, I hit that. Get off me. Yo, get off me. Free multiball. That was beautiful. Free multiball. Are you going to talk or are you going to switch? Can you give me a... Can you give me... Give him something. Give him something. All right, we got to get something in the caster club. Okay. That's fine, because watch this shit. Oh, my God. In the unilane. Oh, my God. No hands. No hands, no hands. What's up? What's up? No hands. It's called, I mean, luck is super lucky. Super lucky. Are you so lucky? Uh-oh, there it is. Which feet? Swim. Bam. Cool. All right. Hold on, my watch is going out. All right. Yo, someone open your door. Someone Someone just went in the bathroom. Yo, get that stripper. Get those supers going, man. Love you, love you, love you, love you. Swim. Oh, God. You. Oh, you got it. Hold on. Give it to me. Give it to me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Nice, pal. What? Go. You. How much time? Nope! Nope! Nope! I don't even want to play anymore. I am so pissed. That ball, though. I am so pissed. My life. So, now, every time I hit that, since it's fully done, isn't that like five million or three million every time you hit it? Once you hit it, I'll tell you. Five million. Five million shot. Oh. I just gave up. I just gave it up. That was a nice... This is good, by the way. This is a really good bear. This feels like a tag of a Nike t-shirt. A tank? Doesn't it? Let me feel. You know what, MikePGT, we have not finished Cabot Street Pinball, but it sounds neat. We're gonna have to check that out. Oh man. I was talking and I was gonna burp and I just sort of made another sound instead. instead. Do you have a burp and you can say burp instead? Burp? Blah. Burp? Brap? Ugh. Brap is a fart noise, bro. Yeah, it's a fart noise. Crap. I mean, I don't know. I suck at fart noises. Cleaner than that. Wait, it's the only ball too? Yeah. I can still get supers because I didn't collect them. There's a hundred million points in each of these. What? If you get the third jackpot, then there's a subsequent hit from the captive ball in the middle there. There's a hundred million points. As long as you can keep all the balls alive. At least I hold that one for me. What? Everybody. What? What? Everybody's flappin' for the weekend. Wow, that looks... Good ball. Oh, do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Man, it's pinball on the moon, dude. I'm telling you. It's just the rip scene. I like that backhand. I'm ready now. I got all the streams on that one. I heard. You didn't get your... You got the... I didn't see your money. Not super well. No? Well, I'll let you start with a multiball and when that one comes up, I want you to try it. Oh my god. Girl. No, I used it all for practice again. Or I mean when you all do a fall in terms of security. That's right. You're waiting until money comes out. Yeah. Then you're like, oh, is this how you play pinball? BOOM! Like a dog. Yep. Exactly. I'm waiting. Okay. The stream was commenting on all the dead bounces or dead processes because I think I had like 12 in a row. I saw that. I barely touched that ball. Oh, hit the spinner. In the other direction. Yeah, yeah. I don't even know what you're doing. What did I do? You pressured me. There's no pressure, it's just a country. Oh my god. What did I just do? Look, you can lay on the glass while I play, it's fine. Lay on the glass? It's kicking me out. It's kicking me out. What do I hit during this? Purple fish. Yeah. Purple fish. What do I hit during this? Purple fish. Purple fish. I want to keep going. I want to keep going. It's a frenzy. It's a fishing frenzy. Right. Did that do anything? No. No. I'm not done. Okay, buddy. I'm coming for ya. Ooh, collect the bonus. Ooh, collect the bonus. Sparks, he's got video mode, he's got rock the boat, he's got... He's got the middle. He's got the middle. First off, he's got the middle. Alright, let's just turn our direction to... Oh, now he's got multiple. Here. Oh, that's right. What? The middle. The back. Ding dong. So folks, he's trying to shoot that captive ball and there he goes. Now he just needs to hit the boat. So her captive ball does work. But anything in that boat gives me 10 million points. Any hip-tap? I did not know that was a dance. That's a dance. And I am pleased to play it for you. Well, that didn't really help me too much. Well, you get a football, right? All for free. Criss-cross! Finally. Oh, you collected freaking snacks? Oh my god. Folks, Nick Campbell is out of the collecting Clean that jerk purse. That was a jerk purse? Like a jerk purse? Cleaner! Clean! Yo, clean it up! Golly, that would have been nice. Jader, your phone's not letting you watch us, but you're our scorekeeper. Catch! Yo, that was a great life catch, man. That was a great life catch. That was a great post joke. Oh gosh. Alright. He's down to two ball play, kids. Separation. Beautiful. Over to the... Oh! No! One of them's thrown away! Alright. He's got a track. He's got the ball track. Now he's about... Money! 30 fucking shit. Donate the kids. This is it. This is where he pulls ahead, kids. The only thing that'll save me now is if I kick the pinball machine. Don't do it! Oh! Oh! Pinch on it! Doesn't even matter. Doesn't even matter. Who cares? Just whip. Whippin' it up! That is the win! Well, not the win. And you hadn't drained right after it. You just did that on purpose. Get out of here. You wanna use my hood? I'm gonna save it. Save it for when I feel like I really... I mean this is clearly not good. This is just not okay. This is just not okay. Jad's flip. You guys are being too much sexy for Jadon's film. No! Oh, you'll get it back. What, sexy? Yeah. Oh, dude, you did it. That's okay. My brain is in like the Terminator scans and it's like... Say yeah. Say yeah. Yes. Yeah. Oh there you go, get that bonus text. Ah! Ah! Alright. Nice. So hitting the cup. Yay! Super glad that happened. You lit your video mode. All you had to do was pick the ball and get it up top. Oh man. Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Mom. Sorry. No good. No good. No good. No good. No good. Pew, pew, pew. Oh, pew. Oh, pew. Oh, pew. Oh, pew. Oh, pew. Oh, pew. Oh, pew. Oh, pew. Okay, let's take it easy, huh? No hoot, no hoot. Rip, dip. Alright folks, so after the second game, it's Jack and Nick tied at five points, Jess and Crystal tied at one point. Alright, we got this. And for some reason, the score is up there twice. God, that just... Oh, baby. You're Brooklyn all of a sudden? Oh man, no. Fall in. Fall into the gap, yeah. Fall into the gap. Oh! Why? Why? Alright, I think we're good. God darn it, this dang, ding dong dang. Do you write the score overlaid over the... Kirsten, I literally just fixed it. Yeah, give him a break. I don't mean to yell. I'm sorry. I'm sure. I'm sorry Jack. Stay sorry. I am so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's only 10 o'clock. Um, Garrison, I'm so very sorry, buddy. You're gonna talk, you're gonna feel. Squip! Yay! Here comes the snail. Yo, get that snail. Right into the other side of the screen and you win. watching a they streamed it on twitch yeah your friends oh yeah they were the high fives Overlay vs Jack 3 They were the, um, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, like, the high fives. Okay. Oh, Jana's team. Jana's team, who, I don't think she even plays on it, she just, like, sponsors it. By the way, our friend Jana is a beekeeper here in the City of Patan. Yeah, but you're the official fan. She's pretty great. I'm just here to play pinball. That's what you say. Get that video. The older guys that designed the game were in town. Yeah, yeah, Ben was playing them. It was a medium-sized game. That's good for once. Switch! Switch! Easy peasy. Saturday night I was playing it until 7pm. And then it's that place I'm at. But it's hard and... You get lost in that game. Yeah, you just kept playing it. I didn't know there was a second time. You... Did you know there was a nightmare? No. I think you got special treatment over at Google. No, no. It was in the game. It was in Google. It's probably Google only. Oh, right. Exactly. Was there like a brand new game? I don't know anybody that's in Patman, but. No, no. They played it at Logan last night. I'm not allowed to play it. Oh! Chill, dog. Jaded, I'll let you know right now. It's absolutely your phone that's been in our brother's. Yeah, Jaded. We have the dopest internet. All right, let me take a second. Who's player one? My man. Never mind. Love you, love you, love you. Long time no see. Long time no see. First time caller. So there's a gentleman who lives in Oak Lawn. That sounds like a place. Yep. That sounds like a place where Frank Lloyd Wright hosts a movie. He's like a 60s guy with a gold tool. It's like Deerfield. Yeah. Yep. Naperville. Put Ville on that. Does it start with O for Ellen? Put water in there somewhere. I don't know. How much water is there out there? No. We have a Killer Queen tournament 216 at Crown Control. What? There's everyone out there? That's awesome. So they have 12. Hey, hey, hey. Okay. And there's one in New York. There are a couple in New York, a couple in Chicago. I don't know. I don't know. Yep. Are you still in that position? Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to hang for it or not. Do you want to go? I want to go everywhere you go. Do you guys hear NBC? No. No. So, we can get it running. Well, I think there's enough of us just going to let them stay warm, dude. We'll just sleep in the lobby. I mean, literally, if you can sleep under a pit ball machine, just give us more than you need. It's here already. I love it. Where's our magic seat? It's probably over here. It's more convenient. Oh, you got it. You got a lock. Yeah, NBC. We did it last year. Yeah, I did. Midwest came as classic. That's where I met you. Was it? Yep. I did our walk around. Jaded, if we're offline, how the hell are you talking right now? Yeah. The magic of it. Ah. Keep playing forever. You're doing great. No! God damn it! Get away! Why are you so juicy, man? Why do you call me the Koopa? That's why you have to do the outro to be like, pig sucks. Yo, juicy! Like, so, exactly. The fucking people is a terrible business. And awful. It's awful. You suck! It's like a makeup test! While you close your eyes and you're crying, and you're just like killing it. Sorry! I'm going to go over my face and get my glasses off. Oh, this rock set is real! You can't watch this. I'm really mad that, I mean I'm happy that I have a rehearsal tomorrow, tomorrow, but at 2, we're not going to pinball. And then Thursday, every Thursday, we're going to do it. Wait, you need to go to one of those because you are a brother, right? You've got to get ready. No, but I've got a report. Report for me? No. I'm sorry, but you can get it. I have one in Florida. In Atlanta, right? No, I'm not going to be in a TV show. So, I'm going to be like, I'm going to go to the ball. And then... Pinball's more important. I know, but at the same time, this is also very important. Look, we need to figure out how to get my APA points while you're here. I think I'm going to have to just burn whatever I get. Oh, that's better. Oh, I was waiting for the Disselect, and then I took it. Oh, you did too. Well... Yeah, Joe's coming. Well, that was a good catch up there, right? Oh, that was a good catch up. Dangerous shot there, homie. I think you... I think we're burning now. You burning? Yo, we burning! Wait. We burning. You okay there? Burning! Burning! My man. Yo, we're a bunch of men over here. Yo, we're talking like this. Jack, you can talk it off like that. Whatever, I guess. Third and worst. Third and worst. Dope. Big pocket bar. That's not dope. I got two words. Who are you marketing? Two jerkpots. Go! What's a jerkbox? What do you call a jerkbox? Yo, what's a jerkbox? That one's cute. Yeah, that's good. Get the hair out of my face so I can play this. Yo, get your hair out of your face, dog. Uh-oh, here come the jerkboxes. No, no, no, no. Money! Money! Money! Oh, my lord. Oh shit, I have rock the boat going. Rock the boat. Rock the boat. Rock the boat. I'd like the ball to not do that. You can just follow your burp. Campbell. What? We listen, man. Nobody heard it. You got some... Now everybody knows. Now everybody knows what you can do. I'm like, intestinal gastro... It's a beer thing, alright? Cheers. It's a good beer thing. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Nice jack... Hold on, I'm going to burp. Are you ready? Jeez! I can't believe that. That's cute. Here's the deal. You don't have to throw up. Ew. That's a good burp, this does. Burp! Why? You'll pretend to talk like Crystal, pretending to talk like you do. Burp! That's great man. Hey, what's going on? I'm a guy. That's what guys sound like. Aw, damn it. That is a... Oh, damn it. Dope! Dope! Dope! I am! That's what a real man says. My name is Ken. I'll take another real name. I bet ten virtual internet credits that Nick tilts on third ball. Ten virtual internet credits. Bitcoins you mean? And bitcoins. That's like $30,000. Three hundred bucks please. Bitcoin is $30? Well, that's okay. That's like, like you dropped a stone, right? Is that what it's called? Wait, one more time? Um, yeah, they're stones. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Nice juggle. Nice shaking out. No, Jesse, stop! Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody turn around and don't look at me! No! Goddammit. Everybody look away. Bad. Yeah. You got lucky that time. That's right. So right. Keep going, keep going! Oh, it's just locked. Terrible. Tell me horrible things about myself! No! Hey! Tell me horrible things about myself! Wow. Okay, internet. We got, uh, we got tilts on the board. Oh, I see chicken. You got chicken? You got chicken? Or the fish? Nick sounds like Tim the Toolman Taylor when he is doing Crystal. Oh, like that, like, ooh? Yeah. Ooh? Ooh? Awesome. Doing Crystal's man voice. Yeah, yeah. Correction. All right, so here's some things I could do. I could go for video mode. I could go for rock the boat. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Wait, which one? They're all bombed. Oh, wow. Yeah, so I'm letting nothing fly at a high speed here. So I can't hit the brakes all the time. That's why it's so scary whenever I hit the brakes. Oh, shit. Oh, God, no. No! I didn't tilt. Didn't tilt. So that would be 10 internet credits there, buddy. Nick did not tell us. You can send those 10 internet credits to jackattheinternet.com jackattheinternet.org That's right. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Nice job. jackattheinternet.com And I thought it was going to be a rough one, but then I got to tap my feet. Jeez Louise, give me the ball. And I thought it was super Italian, so I just looked at my top. It's super Italian, and I thought it was a good half. You're super Italian? I'm super Italian. What is that? I'm super Italian. It's a good play. Yeah. It's a pretty good play. It's a good run track. It's a pretty good recorder, but you know. It comes with a thing. It's a good recorder. It's a good recorder. It's a fight. He made the ball. I feel like you just sent this check in three months ago. Come on. Love you. Oh girl. Okay, let's stop digging around, or what have you. Screwing around. Messing around. In the eternal words of Ray Charles. You stop doing the mess around. It's a great song, dude. It's like the best party song ever. No! Crystal has adopted my friend. Oh, he's not an adult. I mean, he's a boy. A boy, too, man. If you were to make a holy pinball altar to the pinball gods, what machine would you use? Altar? What does that mean? I just don't even know. Oh, it's a pep? Oh, that's a good shot. Pep doesn't like altars, though. I think Pep prefers the white ones. Pep likes them clean. Pep doesn't like art because Pep isn't swayed by art. Alright, so, uh, that's a poke. I would say you might put that out if they came out completely different. Okay, so, uh, where does that leave us, Lita? Thanks, Rob. Jack won? That's what happens when you're a female playing pinball. You just do it. It's going to be like, commonplace. Who won? Jess or Crystal? Jess won. My man. Yep. My man. My man. Oh, yeah. My man. What's my name? You're a fuck. Hashtag my man. Hashtag my man. Okay. Jack Danger dissolved. Jack Danger dissolved, right? Jack Danger dissolved. Into a star. Wait. Why is the camera being all freaking ding dong? Put confetti on me? Put some spaghetti on me. Yo, put some spaghetti on me. What's happening? You gotta go. Be afraid. You might act on my feet if you keep doing that. Oh, I thought you meant alter like the German word for dude. Wait, alter is the... Yeah, the German word for dude. Yeah, you say like... Ote! Ota? Wait, why not? Ota, yeah. Ota. Yeah, Ota. How are you doing? That's German, man. No. You don't know German? Hey, that's not racist. Not racist. Super Italian. Oh. Ota. Wait, he's the Italian stallion. Italian. Sylvester the Cat. Sylvester the Cat, yeah. Starfield. Starfield. He hates Mondays, loves lasagna. Super Italian. Super Italian. Right, because the lasagna thing. And Mondays. And, yo. Italian food. Hey, I hit it to Mondays. Yeah, exactly. Starfield has a voice in the movies? Yes, he does. Oh, no, not in the movies, but in the cartoon he does. Yeah, like, what does he sound like? He's Bill Murray. He's Bill Murray, yeah. What does he sound like? Bill Murray. Sounds like 61 million points. Right, Bill Murray? Weapon, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, right? With no expectations. No, I know. I've never seen him with this. I'm assuming he's just straight up Bill Murray. Gunter, aren't the homies? Yeah. Thank you. What's happening? I know. Gunter. He's German, right? Weapon, thanks for the host, buddy. Appreciate it, man. Gunter, aren't the homies? I once bought a lasagna, it won. Yeah, that'll happen, man. You're up, Paul. All right. All right. You're up. I ate a lasagna. My dad used to say, uh, um, nope. Is that what the scheisse's on, Paul? No! I think it's the egg. I think I'm going to take this shit over and over again. Okay. Two weeks before it ain't come, I beat a weapon. Holy shit. How old are you going to be, man? Sorry. Clarius? This is the dawning of the... Stomach? Stomach. You're a stomach. Yeah, no, what? Oh, it's me, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, double zero. That's what I used to call people when I was a little kid. I called them stomach. Stomach? Stomach? You're right, don't ruin it. I know. No! I got this, dog! Okay, I need to stop doing that. Yeah. I got this. Stop this, dog! You dog! You'll be fu- Screw you, weapon. How old are you gonna be? 21? 15. Oh, that's right. That's a weapon-spacing kid. No, no, no, no. You're thinking of someone else. No, I'm thinking of Dadflip. No, a weapon is... You're thinking of Momflip and a Dadflip? Yeah. Oh, that's just too horrible. There's like a Dadflip guy. He's on here, and he's got two kids that he's trying to convince to look like him. Hi, Philly. Thanks for coming, buddy. Good to see you, man. Yes! Love you. You're literally going to be 15. That is... Adorable. That's freaking adorable. That's a... These ladies say it's adorable. Go for it. I don't know where it was. Do that thing. Get your driver's permit. Wait, no. I thought you got your permit when you were 15. No, but there's a good chance none of these people are here. Hooray! They just don't feel the car. It's deteriorating. Whatever. You got more of you? Your bottle. Oh. Check the fridge. Check the doors. Check the liquor cabinet. Liquor? Oh, we also have like, well, okay, they're going to be gross. We have whiskey and like gin and vodka and stuff. Is it gross? Yeah. No, if you want to get gross, there's gin in there. I thought it was gross. Yeah. There you go. Weapon is in Robert Englunds, actually. He's 15 years old in Robert Englunds. So what does that mean? You can. Wait, wait, wait. Do you wear my logo? You know. Look at this and talk near this. Hey, what's up? Do you know what those... Sorry. I automatically go into, like, weird conscious ways. Hey, um, no, do you know what those black licorice dicks are that are kind of salty? English person? English person! Tell me, the kids! All right, it's my turn. I win first, right? Yeah. Switch. Switch! Oh, baby! Oh, baby! Alright, so we need... We need to find out the weird, or the weird liquorice thing. Yeah, look out for that weird liquorice thing. It's not important, but it's really important! First off, it's not important. But, it's actually really important. It's actually the most important thing right now. And part... It's super important! I can't believe I'm looking... Fuck that up! Um, yeah, they're... Is that what they're called? They are licorice without hands, if you're describing them. Yeah, are they called licorice? I mean, is that what they're called? They're salty, and if you accidentally are like, oh, is this candy? And you're just like, what is happening to my face? There you go. Weapon has a donation button. Yo, donate to Weapon. He's a child. No, he's a man. 15 years old is a man. You can work. If he's Jewish, he's 13 or something. Right. And I don't know what Robert Englunds is. In Robert Englunds you're a man. You're like graduating college already, I'm sure. I don't know what happens over there. Pie filling. You can't. Oh, you like this table. Why did I read that as I hate this table? I don't know. Donate to kids. Are you feeling okay? Yo, donate to kids is my favorite thing. Thank you. He's going to end up getting a feeling, because that's what happened to Chris one earlier. He's going to end up getting a feeling. You know what that was, though? Was that an accident? I know. Was that a tilted? I lifted the game up and it came off of the trigger right here. Okay. Donate them. Yo, donate two kids, please. We need two kids. No, I'm not. Sorry, Gerson, you're wrong. Haribo. Yo. Job's fired. All right, there you go. They're not from Haribo because I'm a, I would know. She's a Haribo snack. I'm a candy. Her last name is Haribo. Just get Haribo. Her father, Jeremy Haribo. Jeribo Haribo. Jeribo Haribo, uh, founded Haribo, uh, gummies and chocolate. But I appreciate the sentiment. I, whoa, there's a link. Yo, that's, yo, oh, here we go. What? This is the fatty? No, it's, it's snake. Okay. Tell me if these are them. Loving themselves. Wait, no. Don't want that. That's like some sex stuff. Oh. Wait. Those, with like the S on them, the snake thing. Is that it? Can you make that bigger and bigger? Oh my lord. Oh my lord. That's your turn. Wait, wait, wait. Go back. Wait, wait, wait. No, wait. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Go back. No, wait. Slowly, slowly. No. Slowly. Yeah. Okay. These? No. Yeah, that's what he said. Maybe. I guess that's probably. Probably. Loving yourself. No, these are chocolate, dog. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do you want from me? Yeah, what do you want? Those are really nice. No, I think it's a... We're figuring out... Well, these? Yeah. No, no, no. Those are black crows or whatever. Yeah, crows are... Why don't we go to the rock? You're here and you can hear. Oh, MAGA! What was that guy's name? Is there a complete mark? I think that was the name. Wait, you mean Jeremy Haribo of the New Jersey Haribo? Yes! Yes! He knows! He knows my dad. I feel like my dad or like Biffle. Best friend forever. I have to buy extra wine and extra sunglasses. Try these on and you'll look like a five year old. Wow. What's up little face? Yo, big heads, unite. Yo, Nick's got a big head. Nick's got a, look at this guy, look at this guy. Look how small his eyes are when he takes his glasses off. I love this so much. Oh, you look good, right? Do you have a pass for this? Damn, dude. You're a big head. You're a big head. You're a big head. You're a big head. You're a big head. You're a big head. You're a big head. You're a big head. Damn dude! Yo go buy... Do you know how fast you were going? Too fast for you dog. Give me those glasses. Alright. I'm going to try to pull the board again. Like from the center? Listen that's why you have a bite. Alright internet. Not doing great. So apparently there are many kinds of salt licorice in... And I just got reading. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. Skindylansia. We talked to Scandalandia. Scandalandia. Boom. All right. Yeah, way to try to show me up. Oh, hey, hey, hey. Scandalandia. Yeah, that's the ISP show, right? Scandalandia. With Fred Armisen. Yeah. Scandalandia. Fart partisan. Fart partisan. There we go. Fart partisan. Fart partisan. Fart partisan. Fart partisan. No. But doesn't have the news. But. You know I thought about it all week but it didn't come up any better than Penny and Ripsaw. Penny and Ripsaw. No Penny and Grandpa. Penny and Grandpa. Grandpa is a little too like, too bad. Ripsaw is like why what does that have to do with the party? Weapon the 15 year old drunks dream. Excuse me? Weapon, when I turn 15 I hope I get drunk. Well... Oh! I don't, but what is okay? Robert Englunds? Over in Robert Englunds like what is... Did you, like, start drinking at 10? Oh, yeah. Yeah, drink stream. I don't encourage it. Listen, I'll go on record saying I don't encourage it. Drink stream. But wink, wink, donate to kids. Have fun. Obey your country's laws. Obey your country's laws. Thank you. And be responsible. Perfect. Have a designated driver. Have a DD or I think you guys ride horses out there. Yeah, they still do. Oh, come on. They still do? Oh, hey. No, not cars. Like, they ride horses. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. And in Canada, everybody rides a Zamboni. Able. Oh! Do this. Nailed it. Um, just let it sit. Don't flip. Let it sit. This is gonna get real boring. Let it sit. Ah! Oh! There you go. In Able, it's legal to drink at any age as long as it's in your home. Alright, man. You know what? I think we're all about it. I am. Okay, let's let... Because I was busy, like, sneaking out and, like, trying to get a drink. I'm gonna try to get a drink. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. and like drink in, you know, homemade toilet wine when I was in prison. Yeah, I was just thinking, you know what, I'm going to go to jail. Oh! Oh! Keep your hands on the screen. You're going to go to jail. I need that job. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Bad job. Terrible job. You're fucking so bad right now. Who's saying that? No one. I'm helping her. Oh. Oh. You have a cat. I need a stomach. Increase captain, boss. You're the worst. Oh, shit. You nailed that, too. That was some bulge. I nailed it, and then I pulled the nail out with the other end of the hand. I got A-L-O-D of... Oh, God. I don't even know, dude. What is W-P? Weekends in the kitchen. I got a lot of weekends in the kitchen. That's probably right. Man, you know what? I don't, that may not be what you said. Oh, Kappa? Hold on. This is my favorite game. Here we go. Yellowback. Oh, I don't like that score. Who's that? That's Isaac. He's a little guy that is in a Zelda sort of game, and he kills people by crying on them. Poor Isaac. Yeah, he's pretty sad. All right, let's win. Okay, let's win. Remember Isaac? Go win. Isaac Haribo? The song of the... Haribo? Jeremy Haribo? Haribo? The Jeremy Haribo? Candy Jersey Haribo? Candy Magnet? Candy Magnet? Candy Magnet. Candy... That would ruin your intestines. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Shake it out. Shake it out. Uh-oh. All right. So, light extra ball literally does nothing unless that lights up. That's, uh... Light doesn't even give you points. Oh, that's bad. Yeah, see, Isaac, see all the hearts and the blah, blah, blah? Here we go. multiball, oh, God. multiball, oh, my God. Yo, no multiball. No multiball. Hey, multiball. Yum. Ding dong. No, not ding dong. Shorty got that multiball. Now, if you get a three multiball, are you a ding dong? I'm just cashing out. That's all I care about. Uh-oh. What are you going to do now? Wait, you're a tropical fishing license? You didn't know that, dog? Don't you need a license, dog? Uh, no, I ain't. Wow, right? With animation comes your tropical fishing license. Not that fast. Oh, crap, wrong thing. Oh, yeah. All right, here we go. Poop! Oh, boy. Poop! Uh-oh. Yelling poop actually doesn't do anything for your game, folks. Good job. Oh, no! We're good, we're good. All right, here we go. Dead. Flip. Oh, too hard, too fast, too furious. Oh, wow. They don't call it a jet-fly for nothing. Oh, damn it. Salute. Salute your shorts. Yo, go. Salute your shorts. Yo, James. And marriage and all that stuff. I hope we never part. Get it right or pay the price. Yeah, dude. Get it right or pay the price. You need to print up on your... Can't find a wanna, dude. Yeah, but it's holding you in our hearts. When I think about you... It makes me wanna fart. I hope we never part. Say I wanna wanna think I wanna wanna live I wanna wanna Oh, she's from Canada guys We demand shrubbery I'm getting my tattoo next month. Ugly, ugly, awful, awful. Why, why? Alright internet. It's gotta be on DVD or something. So you might find it on DVD. Good. Here it comes. Big handball everybody. Big handball. Oh, golly. Oh, shush, shush. WKB equals vodka. Oh man, hold on. If that's like kid text lingo, I am so fed up. WKB what does it stand for Oh like no but that even out of order Well like one day What is that What You know I like the way it looks I think you can dance for a weekend, bro. Yes, well, that's... Listen. You're a real change. You can't be a rapper on this country. You don't understand. All right, T.M. Come here. Ding dong. Ding dong. Yo! Pardon me there, Nick. I thought you were welcome. Nick swept everything. Who predicted that he was going to tell? Oh, somebody predicted it. Oh, yeah. But that was last. Is that Jaded? I think Jaded got lost. Oh, there's a... Careful clicking that. Should I, like, right-click on it and open it? Oh, yeah. Never click on anything anybody links it. No. Like, what is this, Game Go? What is it? Yeah, Game Go. That's where other people look. And people... Nobody... Yeah. Nobody on our end should be clicking. WKD's original vodka. Oh, it's A vodka. Is that a brand? Oh! That's so cool! It's A vodka, not D vodka. It's Alcopop. Zwerber! What's up, buddy? Thanksgiving. What's that about? Like, uh, like, Four Loko kind of deal? Oh, man, I was going to say Four Loko, right? Do you guys still have legal sparks over there? You hit my hair! Hehehehehehehehehehe It was, um, it was a, uh, I'm not sure what our special day was. About four little years ago? About five crazy. Oh my god. S.T.U. baby, they know how to do it. Six nutso. Oh my god. Yo, why are they taking this five crazy? I think we're going to get rid of it. I had friends that gobbled up all the sparks they could when they took it off the shelves and sold that stuff on eBay. I did that with Crystal Pepsi. Zima was the first time I drank alcohol. Oh yeah, Zima's gone. Are you sure Zima's only gone here? No, that's... Yo! So what's happening? I came in third. I came in third. No, you came in second. I came in second, bro. So Jack was...first. Uh, comes in second. Ah, sweet! Chris was second. I'm the last. I'm in! Yep, just the third. Just the third. I'll be back. Oh, bandit. I'll be back before that. So the score is Jack 11, Nick 7, Crystal and Jess tied with three. Hey! All it's gonna take is one first place because we're gonna be great back up there. Oh yeah. Wah wah wah. Ba ba ba. Wow. I don't have my mom everywhere. I'll connect with her today. All right. Big show. All right. Jada, this town never left, man. What are you talking about? You're bad. You, welcome back you to the you stream. Thanks. Jada just went like, kind of. Why you got to go deaf on me, bro? Leave a message. So, I was first. Crystal was second. I'm third. So, you're going after me. Make that last. Wow. Is it? Clearly not being a pessimist. Mick Campbell, am I right? Boo. Boo earns. Boo earns. Boo earns. Oh, this one, too. Here we go. And swing! And I miss. And swing! And I miss. And I miss. And I keep missing. What does that mean? Are we going to have a beatnik? Like, we're going to beatnik? I love that phrase. When you're talking about playing Nick Campbell on pinball. I really like that happy robot thing. I really like that happy robot thing. He's got, like, the... He's so joyful. Yeah. The girls should do the beatnik. What does that mean? I mean, that was a beatnik. Why? It's a beatnik, guys. Alright. Well, I mean, you did that already. Teamwork makes the dream work. Alright, I'm going to do a little bit of light. Teamwork makes the dream work. I'm going to breathe in the hate, and I'm going to exhale the love. That was a solid one and a half million points. I'm all one. I'm feeling incredible. Alright. Actually, no. I have to get back to it. No! Unfortunately, but we've got to keep the stream alive. Keep the stream alive, keep the dream alive. Yeah. No! You guys are going to make Nick shuffle off to a corner and listen to JT. Justin Timberlake? Here's the deal. There was a Justin Timberlake conversation on the stream a couple of weeks ago, where some people were like, I don't know about Justin Timberlake. And we were like, maybe you shouldn't be watching this. Wow. You know what? I don't know what to say. Oh, a ball! Kirsten is here in 40 minutes. And you spelled my name right. Nope! Well, they have seen it spelled out. That doesn't matter. My boss still spells my name wrong. Um, it's... What's the next time? Something terrible has happened. Nickumbo! Nickumbo! Nickumbo! Aw. I have a tiger, he's the king of the pack, driving up to the challenge of our rivals. And the lamb knows by what cost he's praying tonight. There is my little dog, who we are. The tiger. Man, I went a little Michael McDonald there at the end. And I won the world. Oh, see, now Garrison's cheering for Jess. Oh, that's a good song. That's really nice. In time, what is that? Wait, FETV is the Canadian Saturday Night Live? Yeah, it's amazing. Is there a Marky Short? No, who is it? Rick Moranis. Eugene Lovic. Let me tell you something. What's your eyebrow though? I spent some time in Canada. You're in Canada? I spent some time in Canada. You should go to Toronto and play tomorrow. You've got a little... So, so long, where did you go? Overtoe? Where did you go? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm going to go to Toronto. I'm going to go to Toronto. I'm going to go to Toronto. I'm going to go to Toronto. I'm going to go to Toronto. I'm going to go to Toronto. Okay, okay, we're not in love, are we? Three tips. Oh, baby. Oh. Chilt, chilt, chilt. Three tips? What am I doing? I'm, like, backhanding all day. Yo, give Jamie another beer, cause he is off the ledge. Oh, wait. What time? For the audience, Nick has three tips. Yay. Oh, my God. I can't. I gotta do that all. I'm not on the team. I'm not on the team. That means a few. John Candy, you're next. Yo, ripping pepperoni, John Candy. I miss you, buddy. Are you talking about first? I'm not going to win. I'm not going to win. The shed clip is real. Yo, Bob, that's real. You know, I have a genuine concern that the... the uh... the screen reader Aw yeah They're completely completely speaking jack don't read around me but if you feel like they were they were given a post-it note Jack, why are you speaking in such a tone? Don't try to read around me Nigga, I'm gonna find a mitten coat Oh, hands on the machine. Three tilts, this is not total recall. Thank you. Papa saw a three in my mind. John Candy, yeah John Candy. Second time John Candy's come out tonight. Oh, that's right. Yeah, John Candy was in the line. Um, he was also in, uh, playing pinball. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was, uh, Uncle... Uncle Buck? No, what, what, what? What? Stop! Yep, I know, I know, where's the pinball? The polka band, yeah. Nope, nope. Sorry, I'm sorry. The Dean Donald Colter? Colter, Timmy Trout? Who did not know Michael McDonald? All of us, collectively? I think it was all of us, collectively. Such a long way... Such a long way to go... Mayor, what's up buddy? Mayor, what? Ooh-wee! I didn't go for that. I didn't go for that! You know what, Papa Sloth? If you want a Candy Shack themed pinball machine, just go play No Good Gophers. That's essentially... ...candy chips. Dude, it is hard not to... Once you start singing like him, you just want to talk like him. If you play another verse, I'm gonna give you multiple... Swim it! Get...kits...drip...puff... Swim it! PEEEG! Yeah. PEEEG! Yeah, oh my god, so good. Oh, you mean, PEEEG! Oh, you mean, PEEEG! That's right. Whoa, backslider! Uh, J'rayown. Oh, terminal in the bathroom. Oh, is it that time? Uh, 641? Maybe that's why I had to do my ball. How far are you? Nice Mary, you're enjoying the cast, both fishing and streaming. Here we go, so, Swip, excellent. Uh, there's a question, Jack, do you have a pin bot on site? You don't, do you? We do not have a pin bot here, and gosh do we need one. Actually, I think I'd take a jack bot over a pin bot. I love me a jack bot. I love me a jack bot. Aw. That's too crazy, man. Wait, don't fall free! No! Yo, if I bought a jackpot... Yo, that'd be your first game. It's got your name on it! Come on! It's meant to be. Like two strips of human ice. Not to lose your dream, not to... Yo, alright. Great green globs of greasy grime you don't forget. Looking at my Gucci is about that time. Hi, Philly. Your chips are all over the place, man. Uh, who is... Chris Cole. We're all burning, but you taking it. Yo. Yo, y'all know that. I don't know. My mother's on jazzy jazz. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe it's the time. I got place to ignite. Look at my Gucci, it's a mother at night. The rock folks, the rhythm and the rap. Wait, shit, what? Okay. Donate to kids first. Yeah, go ahead. Whatever. I think I don't know. The... We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a hard drive. We need a highlight reel of every time that we've collaborated on cool songs on stream. Because when we did the Humpty Dance Man, I'm sure there were people crying. Yeah, I think people... Because that was just... People were... Back and forth. New one to stop so someone else could take over. Yeah, yeah. Baby boy style, back and forth. It was just over. My hair was really, really cold. No, it's okay. Hey, if you need, like, product, we've got that. Yeah, and it was good. I don't even... I don't even... I think we should just go more. Listen, iBolding recently started a new product. I'm in love with music, I'm thinking lyrical terms. Hi-five. Hi. Hi-five. Hey. I hate Rochelle. No! Love you. I got this. You know, the last time we played that, the last time we went to the Internet, it was hooked up over here. Yeah, that's true. That was a robbery. I want to call it a robbery. Yeah, a robbery. Yeah, Crystal's coming for it. All right, Justin. Fuck you. Now they're on patrol. Yeah, get this. No. No! Little bit! Little bit! My man! All the way around. Nice, man. Highway of Reverie! I'm gonna try to do it again. Yeah. Do that one more time. Harder, though. Oh! Oh no! And with less drainage. Uh oh. Should I? Yeah? Is that what I could do? Yeah, I think you can do it. See if I made it. Hey, Kappa Sloth! What's up, buddy? Uh, that seems like a I'm glad you're here. Thanks for coming. Oh god, these are the worst scores. You just go make a new account and tell yourself whatever the crap you want. These are the worst, these are the worst times to play... Oh, you'll get that back. Hey, I'm Crystal. Wait, who's Crystal going to take hot today? That's me! Purple Heart, did I... I think you're like more! Yay! Oh, it's Jugs. He got multiple. Jack, you have a touch of him? Yeah. Oh no, we're going to have to get on the ground. You are more than welcome to go first. I will tell you what happens. The biggest thing in the fight is the battery life. Wait until it turns on. Yeah, you did. Get him the biggest thing I have. All right, that's a wrap. That's a wrap. Yay! Hold on, I got all the food. Oh, you made the food drop, baby. Oh, I'm going to get my pinball food. Alright, who's next? Who's next? What, I just left? Pinball Boone. Who did Crystal get? Crystal got... Hold on, tell me it's Mick... And then this guy... Look at that number! Excuse me. Wait, you won. Yeah, but who won the clean and space? I'm second. I'm third. That's a third. So you beat it. No, I'm second. I mean, you went second. I went third, but I'm second. You're third. You got second when I got third. Holy shards, guys. You killed me. But my score is higher than yours. No, I went third. You were home point. I'm 10,420,000. You got to win that. This might be the last game. What time is it? 6.46? Might be it. Load it up. You're number one, dog. Oh, come on. Good job, man. Okay, dog. Alright internet, here we go. Here's the final finale. I'm driving, I gotta be careful. How do jet flips work? Do you guys fund the tables or are they on loan? Who maintains them? No, so we own most of them, some of them are on loan. We maintain the small stuff, but the big stuff is taken care of by Gavin at Gavin's Game Service. I'm like, you're a jack! Yes! I think you got my card. I'm a counselor. It's higher class than that. What was it? Oh, shit! Oh! Dude, not low. You were still here all over that floor. Yeah, you did. Sorry, I got my stoma done. Be careful. Aw, the Charlie Brown thing. I didn't know once. Nope! Hey, let's talk about this. Yo, that was a bad dream. I definitely made it. So what's your personal memory? What was your New Year's Day wish? Tilt. Not tilt? My birthday was passed. And... Mine was to go play... I agree. No, I'm... I'm gonna take some hazy glasses I'm about to take tomorrow. I'm gonna sway. I'm excited for you. Like this real looking figure. It's a photo real action. He's gonna teach you how to draw the figure more accurately. And then paint more. And he's like taking two meters. I'll be painting like three feet above my body. And then painting more. And he's like painting two meters. And then painting more. And then painting more. And then painting more. I'm ready. I'm glad you see this. You think the picture is funny? This is a sticker no one is paying attention to right now. I'm just going to keep playing pinball. I'm going to take that photo right now. I don't know if any of that was so curious. Is that the page? Oh, come on! The food cafe? It's like the food cafe. Thank you. It's hard to do a judge. Wow, that sounds very... Right. A food cafe. A food cafe. It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... No, it's dirty. Right. Yo, Foosers, get off our ship. Yo, Foosers, get off our ship. Yo, Foosers. Oh, jeez. Okay. That's really funny. No, Deadly, where can I send my Translite? Wanna have the Deathflip crew sign my Guns N' Roses Translite. Why? Jaded, send me a message on Twitter, like a private message, and we'll give you the information, man. Oh! What the what? That's bullshit. What do you mean, why? Excuse me. You don't drop it in your pocket. I pushed it that way. So I didn't get it in my pocket. Here to get it, so sure we're to go. So we're to go. We're to go. I'm falling against the ball indeed. Oh, balls because of the pinball. They're a little salty. Balls is a really fun thing to yell. Balls. Uh, yell it on 30 fast, brother. Let's do it. Balls, balls. It works. Good catch, Ma. Why would you play beer pong with this when you could play like, a million other fun things? No, but we can all... We can play beer pong. That's fine. We have a ping pong table here. I like drinking for no reason. It's like my favorite thing in the world to do. That and maybe pinball. And... Let's play beer. Shit, is there a beer pin? We did that on Hot Shots. Play with pinballs instead of pinball balls. Oh, God. You got it. Nothing bad will happen. Faulty women. Yep. Gross. Yeah. Yo, let's get gross, guys. Yeah. Let's get real gross. Let's get real gross. It's looking weird, guys. Looking real don't. Sweet don't. Women don't get sulky. They get sweet ones. Oh, sick. Guys, if you don't want the grossest to happen, don't be gross with them. You can be whatever you want. We're empowered women to be insulted. Independent. Independent salty women. Come your friends up and hit it. Well, that BF came real soon. Yeah, and I heard it right back there. It's a sheep thing. I hit all of them. Look at that number. I haven't gotten to do almost one thing. I got in practice and it doesn't really count. I never got it before. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Yo, you treat it right. Do you need a moment? I have all the moments I need to let you guys out here. Alright. Alright. Best door ever, folks. Let's ice cream to a different level. You and I, ice cream. Oh, robberies. Highway robberies. Highway robberies, folks. And Jack, I'm a huge fan of drinking for no reason, too. Dude, dude. It's okay, it's okay. Drinking, it's the only reason to drink. Oh, drinking. No, you mean go. Go. Come on, you got beat enough, pal. Go. Go, pal. Alright, your hoodie mode's lit, so you want to get it the left orbit all the way to the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, you know, stop stupid, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, you know, suck stupid bottle of water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. Suck you stupid... You're the worst! You're the worst! Get off me! Go! I should not be talking shit about myself. Yo, focus. You focus. No, fuck off. Whoa! Stop! That was some pro shit. That was some pro shit. Change the mic. Word. That was it? Yeah. Yeah, Kirsten, that, uh... The video mode of this game is super unbalanced. It's a little silly, obviously. The video game on all of these, there's no balance to this one. Like, when they invented video modes, it was a dumb idea. And then they kept doing it. And then eventually they learned their lesson like 98% of the time. Like what a... No! Dude! This tells us the only video mode in here? Get away. No, in this room. Dude, the getaway video mode is pretty ridiculous. Huh? Yeah. The worst video mode is the one I've only recently got it. It's the Theater of Magic video mode. I didn't know that was a thing. A pinball machine. Oh, no, that one's terrible, dude. It's the worst. It's... Draculada, do you know what that is? Oh, Draculada does. With the werewolves. Oh, the werewolves. Which is also imbalanced. Yeah. Also imbalanced and bullshit. You know what? That one, hold on. That one does take skill, because the closer they are to you... Yeah, that's true. Whereas that one, you're just, like, shooting at freaking ducks going by. It's dumb. God damn it, Chris. Wow. Okay. Deadman3290, how do I like to start this table? I usually go for all of my long caps to light up my standard captain ball shots. And then if I feel that I can't make my lock shots, which I'll go for next, then I'll just start rocking that captain ball to get my video mode, and then get rock the boat. Weapon. A Translite is essentially the graphic on the back glass of the backbox. Get in there! Oh my god. Multiple bows! Multiple bows! Supertallion. Steahorse. Who was that? He was a little leaf. I thought you were like, wanting to give him a model. Sweep the leg. Oh, he's keeping it tight. Sweep the leg, Johnny. Oh, boy. Stand tight. What movie is that? No. What book? Yeah, what book is that? Sweep the leg, Johnny. Well, it was a ska band, and it's a term from karate. Karate. Karate. Karate? Karate. A karate. Wow, we've covered all of the videos. Yeah, we have. Whatever you're into. Oh! Animal Robert Englunds. Oh, tails! Oh, two cinnamon and one handful. What? Cowgirl. Jesus. Donate to kids. Oh! Live like a human lives! Jelly beans? No, I'm talking about jelly beans. What do you mean? You know, thanks, but I'm still a bang. Excuse me. I'd like to get by now. Thank you. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Also no. Don't. Damn. God damn it. Tony, two kids. I'm not sure. Nick, how do you feel about signing a thing that just stands like? No, no, no. You know what? Don't paint! Ah, sorry. When you stop, then there it is. It's over. I mean, I think it's a pretty bad idea, but I'll do whatever somebody wants me to do. Just riding with someone. Yeah. It's pretty awesome. It's like having a preschooler just doodle. Yeah, I'm not a school- Damn it! Yo, you're the one who- You might as well just have a preschool doodle on your template. I'm not gonna do it with you. If you want it to look realistic, you do it with your lucky number. Yo, J-Dub, is that a win? Ball three? I'm not gonna go crazy. Teach me how to Dougie. Please teach me how to Dougie. Here we go. Swip! Uh oh. I think it always goes to 4 million. Yeah, it's going to 4 million. It's great. It's great to always get the same one for everybody. Teach me how to W. Teach me how to W. Teach me how to W. Teach me how to W. I'm a British woman. I'm a British woman. It goes to the same thing, but you want it to be in a house. So, you get a word player and you get a... It's scripted. Yeah, it's like the same for every one. So the second one's always the same, the third one's always the same. Oh, John, terrible. I feel like I'm drinking, like, you hit someone's top. Also, that, like, I promise that's probably, like, fucking four years old. Don't be kidding me. Is it yours? This is great. That is the Chuck from maybe when we open this video. It's mine. It's like, oh, gross. Um, alright, so what is that, Jack? Alright, that's Jack, that's, uh, me, that's Jack, and Crystal. I'm not last, but you're last. Yes, with a final score of... I think that nobody can catch up at this point. You don't think so? Unless you get last, then I get first, I think. Yeah, we'll do one more, let's do this. One more? I mean it's like... Can we tie? How much do I need? You have 12 out of 14. So you need to lose all the way. Dream confirmed scripted reality. What's that? This stream. No, stay on script. Oh, what does that mean? What is that? Campbell, let's play one more game, bro. This is... Jack, I'll go first because I'm feeling... Oh yeah, okay, let's go. You read my line. I'm sorry, uh, no, you mean, uh, get in line. Just fucking do it! What? No, you're playing around. Jessica is the clerks of pinball. What? What's clerks? Sir. Clerks. You know, like, store clerks and shopping clerks and... Oh, I didn't even know I had to go over this. You fucking ripped the game. I'm not gonna rip you. I've heard of these. You know, because they're supposed to be steep. Curves? Oh, my man, putting it back. Dude. Just for you. What is it? What is it? What's it saying? Wait, why did you go first? Go with it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Did we? You got time to tilt. You got time to tilt. You got time to tilt. You got time to tilt. Oh! I thought you literally did that. Oh my God. All right. I thought you wanted, right? No. Not even close. I thought it had me. My eyes just got bigger. She's doing it. She's doing it. He's stupid. He doesn't know. Damn it. All right, I guess we're starting over. That's shit ball, Nick. Oh, man, if Nick gets anything better on ball one, I'm going to be pissed. Jack's shitless.