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Soccer-Ball(Alvin G. 1991)

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·52m 45s·analyzed·Aug 23, 2019
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TL;DR

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 streams two-player Alvin G Soccer Ball gameplay with guest Audrey.

Summary

Manu and guest Audrey stream gameplay of Alvin G's Soccer Ball (1991), a two-player competitive pinball machine where players shoot balls into opposing goal holes while managing keepers and multipliers. The stream showcases multiple games with commentary on mechanics, difficulty balance between sides, and technical observations about the machine's condition at Free Gold Watch arcade.

Key Claims

  • Alvin Gottlieb disbanded and his son started Alvin G, or something like that

    low confidence · Manu explicitly states 'Everything I say is not true' immediately after making this claim, indicating he is uncertain about the company's history

  • Soccer Ball was reskinned as a football game for the United States

    medium confidence · Manu mentions the game exists in both soccer and football versions, with reasoning that Americans don't play soccer and play football instead

  • Audrey is IFPA rank 13

    medium confidence · Manu states Audrey's ranking; not independently verified in stream

  • DeadFlip was streaming at the same time, which negatively impacted viewership

    high confidence · Manu notes Jack Danger (DeadFlip) was streaming and viewer count was zero until near end of stream when DeadFlip finished

  • The saucer mechanism on this machine is malfunctioning and not rejecting balls properly

    high confidence · Manu and Audrey identify that the saucer is not letting balls out as expected during gameplay, calling it a bug to be reported

Notable Quotes

  • “Everything I say is not true.”

    Manu@ 0:59 — Meta-commentary on reliability of Manu's historical claims about Alvin G company

  • “I taught her how to play, and she's a Stern AC/DC (Pro Vault Edition) player. She's like IFPA rank 13, I think, right?”

    Manu@ 1:34 — Establishes Audrey's competitive pinball credentials

  • “Jack's done streaming now. So great. So now we'll get viewers at the end of my stream.”

    Manu@ 40:58 — Highlights timing conflict with major streamer DeadFlip impacting viewership

  • “This machine is kind of really big. It's harder to nudge. But it's not a demo unit machine. You can move it.”

    Manu@ 14:28 — Technical observation about machine's physical properties and nudge mechanics

  • “It literally put it right back in that hole.”

    Manu@ 22:46 — Observation of unusual saucer mechanism behavior during gameplay

  • “I was afraid she just played it by herself. Honestly, I was going to come in here and stream this game myself alone.”

    Manu@ 38:05 — Explains Manu's motivation for inviting Audrey to make the stream more entertaining

Entities

ManupersonAudreypersonJack DangerpersonAlvin GcompanySoccer BallgameFree Gold WatchvenueMystery Pinball Theater 3000mediaThis Week in Pinballorganization

Signals

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    community_signal: Pinball streamers collaborating with friends and community members to create entertaining two-player content

    high · Manu invited Audrey (competitive IFPA player) to co-stream and specifically selected her for entertainment value and skill level

  • ?

    event_signal: Free Gold Watch hosting pinball streaming gameplay sessions with multiple players as entertainment content

    high · Manu streams from Free Gold Watch, documents machine gameplay, and uses venue as content production space

  • $

    market_signal: DeadFlip streaming concurrent with Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 impacted viewership, suggesting competitive dynamics in pinball streaming ecosystem

    high · Manu notes zero viewers during Jack Danger/DeadFlip stream, then sudden viewer increase when DeadFlip ended

  • ?

    product_concern: Saucer mechanism on Soccer Ball machine is not functioning properly—ball not being rejected as expected, requiring manual intervention during games

    high · Manu states 'I need to report that as a bug in the game' and describes repeated instances where the saucer fails to eject the ball

Transcript

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0:00
Hello once again welcome to mbt3k I am here at Free Gold Watch finally streaming AG Soccer Ball No I'm talking to my peeps but you're there my friend Audrey is here sorry Sarah no her name is Audrey she's not on camera yet I'm on camera we were preparing to play I break the stream at my face all the time. She was nice enough to go out and get me.
0:37
Not a sponsor. Hashtag, I'm wild and sponsorless. So, AG Soccer, 1991. Alvin G. There's a history behind this machine. Gottlieb, I think, had disbanded and his son started Alvin G or something like that. That was probably completely wrong. Everything I say is not true. But let's get to it. I'm going to switch over to the big cam and you'll see the both of us. You'll see both of us. One, two, three. Whoosh. There.
1:13
Screens are broken across the nation. Oh. I didn't put in points, by the way. I should move the mic to the middle so that everybody can hear you clearly. Oh, I didn't. I put in all the points. All right. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just here. Audrey's awesome. I taught her how to play, and she's a pro. She's like IFPA rank 13, I think, right? Yes. Yeah. All right. Here's how we play. So here's how we do it. So, Audrey. Yeah. You are the red team. Red team. I am. Commies. You're the commies. I am the blue team. I'm Homelander. Okay, so the basics of it is you have to just shoot it to get it into my hole. I have to shoot it to get it into your hole. Now there are other shots on the table I wouldn't worry about right now. Let's just try it out. Ready? Oh, there'll be two balls. That's the fun part too. There's two balls during play. That's what makes it fun.
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2:22
More balls the better. Here they come. Now you have a goalie. Your goalie is right in the middle. That target, if I knock it down, then I have a better chance. See? So I knocked your goalie down.
2:36
I shot the ball right to the... No! So it hit my goalie. You see it? So you have one down there too. Oh, you scored!
2:44
This is exciting. We each have a flipper near each other too. See that? Oh, no! You knocked my goalie. Yeah, behind the flipper. Woo! This is so amazing.
3:00
Oh, you're cheating. It didn't get stuck. You're cheating. You'll cheat, Dr. Jones. Woo! I got like 17 points. Okay. Oh! No two flipping. Don't flip two. One at a time. There you go.
3:16
Now, another amazing... You flipped two. Don't forget you have a flipper right here. Oh, I already forgot. Oh, you scored! You scored! Mondew, let's see which one you tied when playing with the Chatters. What's up, Penn Stadium? Penn Stadium, I have the TWiP logo because I'm desperately trying to win one of your X-Dreams. I'm talking to chatters in the chatty chat.
3:52
I want to stop using these crappy LEDs and I want to use some X-Creams. So I'm entering any way I can to get those.
4:01
There you go. Look, see how I hit it back? So the score currently is Manu 6, Audrey 2. Hey! That's good. That's not zero. Yeah, that is good. Blue team 6. Red team. That would be awesome. Oh, I'm looking. And I'm... I wasn't paying attention. All right, here we go. So there are other shots on this. Whoa. I can drop your keeper by hitting... Ah, I dropped my own keeper.
4:29
Here we go. Now, there are jackpots. There's actually scores in this game, too. Is there a good one against Bill in that game?
4:41
Yeah. Oh! Aye, aye, aye. Let's see. All right. You can play it intentionally on the other foot, but when it's on your side. Here it comes.
4:52
Wow, that was really good. And I think that's game. What do you play to your 10? I think it's time. I think all the games are a certain amount of time. So I had 8 and you had 5. Wow. That was pretty good. All unintentional. Okay, so you kind of get the gist, right? Yeah. So, what you can try to do is hit my keeper, which knocks him down.
5:20
Yeah. And then, if you ever hit this spinner, you can hit your flipper. Your flipper can kind of try and force it. You know what I mean? Because I have this flipper. So, yeah, when you flip that flipper, this flipper automatically flips. Okay. So, you're trying to push it into me. Push it into me.
5:42
Yeah! All right. Ready to try again? We're going to have a little refreshment. Unsponsored refreshments here. I'm Adwala and you are Rebel.
5:56
Rebel? Show the audience, please. Not Rebel. Rebel. I think yours is better. Mine tastes like char. But they always taste like char. I was ready for them. Yours is good char. But also, It won't taste like chocolate if you sponsor us.
6:18
Alright, ready? Here we go. Now, so... Okay. I don't know. Let's see. Two light letters. Spelling goal awards a team credit.
6:34
Spelling goal awards a team credit. Where's... Oh, like get on the high scoreboard. Get on the high scoreboard and you win a free game. But where... Can you find goal letters? Where are goal letters? It would be like a G target, an O target, an A target, I don't know.
6:50
Two light letters beat a pony. Oh, you know what? But there's also... You just project. There are jackpots on this table. So see these drop targets? If you smack all these dark targets, you can hit the one in the back and that gets you a jackpot. Right? It doesn't give you gold, no. So, one interesting feature about this game is that you can play it a one player game. So these wires that are above the flippers, when you're playing one player, you play blue, if it touches a wire, it flips the ball automatically. Yeah. So it's no real intelligence. It's just kind of reactionary, but it can get challenging.
7:45
Just like humans. She said, just like humans, reactionary. I know. I should really push the camera over to Audrey because she has much more interesting things to say than I do. All right. Ready for another game? If we switch sides, you can hear your... No, if we switch sides, you can talk to the people. You want to? I don't know how well they can hear you, but let's switch. We'll switch each game. Ready?
8:15
You want to play one more? All right. We'll play one more on this side. Ready? All right. And we're off.
8:27
So I'm going to go for... Ah, I got your keeper. I'm just going to do that. Okay, I'm gonna... It's tricky. You have to kind of flip it away. Right down the middle.
8:47
And there's an exciting game of hockey next to us also. Of the, uh... The little team hockey thing. Alright. Oh, you almost got jackpot!
9:00
Not a goal, but it might be a jackpot. Look at you, you got them all down! I'm blocking. I'm trying to block. You can do it.
9:16
It barely makes it down. Alright, I'm going to do the same thing. Nope. Okay, here we go. Oh! You flipped me. I got two down.
9:31
Oh, they keep coming up. Yeah. I got another one down. I got all three down. Jackpot! It's a lot of practice. So the score currently is... No, model five. Oh, we're missing a ball.
10:03
Oh, it's stuck? Oh, no, it's stuck. Oh, there it is. All right, we're definitely going to change sides, because I feel like my side is easier.
10:12
7-0. We're in the second quarter. 23 seconds left. Audrey sends the ball. Sends the ball down. Manu sends the ball back down. Audrey sends the ball back. Oh, it's just going crazy. Audrey sends the ball, and she scores!
10:28
All right. Oh! The keeper is down. Oh! And that's the game! And the crowd are going wild. 8 to 1. I had 2 million, you had 1 million. That's pretty good. Well actually, so I did pretty well because I went to drop these and I hit the jackpot. There are high scores to beat. If you play a one player game, it's all about beating the score. All right, people. Let us know if everything is good. We're going to switch. We're going to switch sides, so Audrey is going to be the commentator, and I'm just going to be the pretty face on the other side. All right.
11:27
Oh, look at you, beautiful. Your face looks good on that side. The light is good. Oh snap, you have the Twips logo. That would be awesome. You have two viewers. Hello, two viewers. Two important, very important people. Okay, what do I do? Oh, I hit this? Press that twice. Once. Twice? Yeah. That'll start two players. Oh shit. Alright, here we go. Here we go. I'm on this side. My goalie's already down. I like, don't know how that happened. Alright, Lucy scores 1-0. Lucy is the most! You're good at blocking. Oh, Lucy wins a zero! Oh no, they don't have to come back. It's not looking good for Madden. And it's a good streak. It's a lead. Going for the shot. Going for the speed pass. See, do you see how that part happens all the time? 3-0. That happened to me a lot. I think the red side is just harder. Wait, no. I'll show you the red side.
12:35
Okay. Woo! Yeah! Wow! Oh! Ew! Oh! Not today, baby. Not today. Uh-oh. It's still 3-0. Oh, no!
12:52
Oh! 3-1! Second half of the game. Ah! Three to two. How do you? Oh, I did the two flippers again, right? Yeah. Damn it. That will always be bad That will always be bad Got it No two flippers Audrey Focus FOCUS OHHHH 3 Hit the tie Hit the tie 3 I swear I don't know what to do when it's going down the middle. OH NO! 3-4! 4-4! Oh shit. 4-4! OH! Oh come on! Oh shit! I don't know what... I saw that. That was pretty cool.
13:52
The balls are coming out. That was a really good shot. Red team, red team, red team, red team! Yeah, okay, 6-5! Yeah! Did I win? What? Holy crap! Okay, but I feel like that happens more on that side where it hits the goalie and then it's like... It goes right back down. Let's try it again. But I don't think it happens as much on this side. That was good. What do you do when it goes just down the middle? I feel like I can't do anything. You would nudge the machine, right? This machine is kind of really big. It's harder to nudge. But it's not a demo machine. You can move out of it. So let it just touch it. All right, you ready? Yeah. Cheer now to be number one. I don't know what that means. Oh, no. Do they get a cheer? Do we get a cheer? No, we don't have a cheer. Oh, OK. We've also lost a viewer. Probably because they're bored watching us play. This goes on YouTube later anyway.
14:54
All right, here we go. Zero, zero. Flash. Zero, zero. Oh, she's got the pain. Oh! Oh, what was that? I have no idea. Oh, is that how it's going to happen? I don't know. No, I feel beer record. Oh, my God. Yeah!
15:16
Yeah! Okay. Oh, yes. You have a jackpot. Sweet. Oh no, here it comes! Oh! Ah! Oh! That wasn't even me! That was like this side. Yeah, that was me. Your side is helping. Oh! Oh shoot. I double-flippered again. Certain shots will let that happen. Okay, one to one. One to one. I don't know, my ball is stuck.
15:56
Oh, I got one ball in play. Back, back. Wow. Oh, it's close. Right back. No, not back. Right back. No, not back.
16:08
No, no. I got one ball in play because one ball is lost. Where is it? Right here. Oh, there we go. I got it.
16:20
Oh, shoot. Yeah, that was crazy. Oh! Alright. Now the game is hard. Why? The scores are smaller now. We're like getting better. Oh! My keeper is down. Well, how does it bounce like that? Oh, shoot. Did you see that? That was two. Oh, shoot. Yeah, that was two. It only scored one. Well, that was two. All right. Oh, shoot. You got three X's. I double-flipped every time. Where'd you go? Oh, no, no, no. That was the last minute. What's the score? Red team wins. Four. One. Four-one. That goes to me, then. I think that was my only goal. I think it was your goal. Yeah, that was one. That was my one.
17:16
No, you got one before. I guess you didn't score it. Well, just like, technically you had five then, right? Because you got that two.
17:23
So check it out. If you, so we can like blast on each other today, right? But if you, so that special shot. What special shot? If you knock out all three of those, and then. All three of what?
17:36
Oh, oh. I'm going to go in there and down into this guy. So if you can get this guy to help you. A shot. That's it. That's all I have. Oh
18:15
Zero viewers It goes up and down, plus it's like 10 o'clock. It's now 11. Past 11. Okay. All right. Ready? Okay. Two again? Yeah.
18:31
Oh. Immediately I'm down. What? You're up. Too little. Oh. There you go. That's what it's all about. No.
18:43
Ah. Yes. Right. Okay. Keep it back up. Shit. Okay, first goal. Four. Pressing, first goal. Five.
19:01
I feel like my shots are not very powerful. Does that make sense? Yeah, it does. Oh, good shot. Oh, no.
19:12
Okay, we're down. Huh? Yeah, I think we're done. What? You had to face it with your friends. Oh, I didn't even know I'd make that sound. And I do have to normally face the friends, you're right. Here it goes.
19:31
Nice. Alright, let's try some other shots now. Oh no, no no no, no no no no no! What's the score? What's the score? You're beating me 6-4. Red zone. Oh, yeah. Six to four. Okay. Now seven to four. Six to four.
19:49
Oh, good hit. I'm going to drop those. Oh! That didn't give me a score. Oh! The scoring is off, Manu. It is? Yeah, because it didn't count that one. I know. I see that.
20:08
Let me see some more. Score that one? Yes. Okay. Maybe there's a certain amount of time or force before the next shot. Oh, maybe. That would make sense. Like if your goalie is still recovering or something. Yeah. All right, here we go. Here we go. Big shot.
20:28
Come on. Here we go. Fire. Oh. Come on. Ah, I did that to myself. Blue team. Ah.
20:41
Another one. See, but that one didn't score because I think it... No, seven seconds. Oh, okay. Okay.
20:53
Well, now I'm known as Sarah. Oh, Sarah, dang it. Dang! I still won. I think I won. One. Nine, but nine to eight, I think. You technically scored one, though. because it didn't count one of yours. Was I missing shots go by because I was trying to hit the hole? No. I think shots were just coming by me while I was trying to get this little special round. I don't think so.
21:24
All right, so try one by yourself. Let's see how the Clippers do. Oh, so just hit it once. Hit it once.
21:32
Oh, right, duh, still two balls. Still two balls. Isn't that creepy? It's really, yeah, it's pretty creepy. Where the fuck is the other ball? Oh, I got stuck again. Whoa, you better watch him. I feel like he has an advantage because he's going to hit it like the perfect power every time. I double flipped again!
21:53
I will learn one day. I got to say, it's way more exciting playing with you. Yeah. That's why... Well, because these are automatic and like human error, you know? Yeah. Like it was much easier to get your guy down. Dude, I was so happy when you texted me. I was like, please, please come and play with me. I'm doing this game because I'm kind of documenting it too. Why? Just because it's so unique and I want it on my channel. Oh wow, that was weird. See, that was weird. Okay, watch this. Nice. Oh, is the blue one? Oh, look, that's not even working anymore. What's not working anymore? That whole, oh no, look at that. Oh crap. Oh my god, there's two of them! One sec. Oh there we go! Oh! It went crazy and it opened it up again. I saw that. And it put it right back in there. It literally put it right back in that hole. Okay.
22:51
Look at that guy. Yes! That's the kind of shots you want. Straight down the middle. Oh jeez. Wow. I feel like, well, and with the computer, his shots are perfect every time. Whoa. Very strong.
23:10
Wow. Red team is at two. Blue team is at two. All right. You can do it. No, you can do it, Audrey. Red team is at three. Blue team is at two. I'm playing against the computer.
23:21
Oh. I double flipped. Ouch. Ouchy, as Tyler would say. Ah! Oh, Jesus. I can't even get his goalie down.
23:43
There you go. Oh, there we go. There you go. But sometimes it doesn't hit. You see that, right? I know. It's weird.
23:52
Wow, that one definitely hits. His goalie's still down. His keeper. His keeper's still down. Oh. Oh, I need to hit that. That ball right there is so stuck. Oh, it just came out. Where? Oh, shit. You can get him. Jesus.
24:12
You can get him. No, no, I double-clicked. And that's the game. Oh. Very interesting. Yeah. I hit too hard. My fingers, like, hurt. Oh, yeah?
24:33
I'm almost sweating. Huh? I'm almost sweating. You're sweating? Yeah. Wow. How did you learn how to light this? You know what's interesting? You asked me about how to light it. The guy that was just here and he left, he makes professional lighting systems for pinball. The guy that was on the Twitch stream who said, hey, what's up, whatever. professional lighting for pinball streams just like this now this is not professional lighting these I bought on Amazon for $12 each but the issue is you have to light it for the camera otherwise the camera will see it we as humans can see it just fine so I just use my knowledge of lighting and I got the longest lightest either USB also like if you want to plug this in your computer and these use it as a lamp and they have these nice little clips all right let's finish out these credits so you ready are you really ready though no i'm tired we're gonna finish out these credits and then that's that's gonna be it for the stream so i wanted to just just do this beautiful game fully restored on your mark 4k c blu-ray dvd mp3 get set one two go
26:03
it's all on my side i think i think So that saucer is not letting the ball go anymore. Which is weird It was and we broke it we broke the game oh no we broke the internet oh nice try here it comes i think there it goes oh what was that
26:47
That was brilliant. Wow. Audrey, do it. Second half. 0-0. Fire. Oh, you're anticipating now. I got you. No, that is good.
27:11
Uh-oh. Here they come. There it comes. Now it's going to get tough. When you had only one ball to worry about, it was easy. Now you have to worry about the two.
27:22
Boom! Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
27:28
Fire, fire, fire, fire. So I need to report that as a bug in the game. Only this one. Because that saucer should reject the ball. Oh!
27:43
That was lame. That was totally lame. It was like just enough to get packed. Wow. Double flip.
28:02
What is that? What's the score? Four to one. Replay at nine million. One. Three to one. I don't know how many credits are left. I gotta see how many credits are in here.
28:22
I put in 16 credits. At 50 cents each. So it's like a bucket game. Let me see. I put in... I put in like 5 bucks. but I also added some more on too so this guy right here oh hello on the stream this guy, that's Audrey this is MPT3K aka Manu we're playing Alvin G's soccer ball what a great name for this was also reskinned as a football game for the United States because we don't know what soccer, you know, we don't play soccer. We play football. Actually, our women's team plays pretty good soccer.
29:23
Right, and football, it's not, you don't use your feet. So how do you see the credits? I want to see how many credits are left.
29:34
Now, football. Game over. Alright, let's try it. Let's just fire it up. Let's just play them out. You want to stay on that side or come over here?
29:49
You alright? You sure? I don't want you to complain about one side being harder. I think the red side is harder.
29:59
For some reason. Alright, here we go. It won't tell us how many credits are in there, though. Alright, so... I know, right? So what I can do Adds power shot Oh See now I'm trying to do Like wizard mode things And I'm losing Red team one Blue team zero I'm adding to my power Yeah you scored I'm I just find that I hit the ball On accident Like when there's two They make it each other To get the other side Yep That's what makes this A little tricky The fact that two balls Are in play Until it stops Oh, there we go.
30:41
Oh, I learned how to do that shot. Cool. Okay. Dang it. I'm trying to get points and I'm losing now.
30:55
I'm losing now. Okay. Okay, I finally got a point. Finally got a point. Adds power shot. I added power shot. More power shot.
31:16
So that's the spinner right here. If you can hit that spinner. I don't know what it's doing, but hopefully it's giving me points.
31:26
How did she make that save? Save. Oh! I'm gonna add more power shots No, I can backhand the power shots I can also knock these drop targets down
31:48
And I can score a jackpot like that. No that didn't score jackpot Come on score jackpot score jackpot
32:00
Couldn't do it. All right trap up. Oh God I'm trying to there we go adds power shot I'm at 3x play field over here exactly fire oh this is Archie's got English on the ball now getting mad Oh red team what four to one are you four I don't remember four going by me dude you also beat me in points wait a minute why am I spending so much time doing this if I you just beat me in points and in score I wonder how much a goal is worth in points I was trying to jackpot and I was adding power shots I don't know what that means all right I feel like you're some like, boom, pump it up. To repeat, she said that my balls go by so much faster than hers. I have a lot of oomph in my balls. I don't know. This is the dumbest pinball joke ever. I mean, that's the same joke all the time. We talk about balls. I know. Yeah. That's my fault. All right.
33:24
We're going to play it out until I can't hit this button anymore. Ready? Yeah. This time, I'm going for jackpots and to destroy you. Oh, look at that.
33:34
I'm going to score a goal immediately. Let's get that out of there. It's not going to move. Is it really stuck? Yeah, it's not all the way down. Keep going.
33:48
All right, I'm just shaking the crap out of it. All right, ready? Let's see what happens. Hopefully it doesn't score a goal. It might shoot up. Here we go.
33:58
Yep, you're safe. Oh, and you scored a goal. goal immediately. I thought I was going to score the first goal. Come on Spuds. Get her. Got it. Get her. Get her. I didn't see the bounce. I'm too busy being awesome. Get her.
34:22
Don't panic. What? Two person pinball on stream. Awesome sauce. Thank you George. Thanks George. Audrey says thanks too George. Stop! Remember don't panic flip. He's awesome. I have one of my friends and something just destroyed me. Oh! Alright I'm going for some jackpots now. Got two drop targets. Two drop targets down. Backhand. No, no, no, no, no, no. Here we go. Ah! I don't understand how you aim.
35:01
So aiming in pinball is kind of tricky. The, the... When you, um... Oh, shoot! Who is blue and who is red? Okay, I'm blue.
35:18
Am I on the right side? Yeah. The side I'm on is blue. The side Audrey is on is red. The current score is four. Blue is four. Red is one.
35:30
The object of the game, obviously, is to score more goals, right, and destroy friendships and to score more goals. But there's also a scoring component in here.
35:43
We don't have it totally figured out. And there are also shots on the table that will knock my keeper down. Oh, crap. So she can knock my keeper down. I can knock her keeper down. Which makes it easier to score a goal.
35:59
And there are other shots on the table that help you. Oh my God, are you kidding me? That help you. Like there's a little kick out guy over here that will fire the ball at Audrey really fast.
36:20
Oh my God! What happened? Red team won! Red team won? Oh, five to four. It's not because I'm talking. Alright, it's fine. The same thing happened again. Alright. So you just... My friend goes, Red team for the win! Alright, Red team for the win. So, one more tiebreaker? Do you want more Thai burger? No. No? I think we have credit for it. I know. I don't know if we have credit. Let's see. How is it like not to pick up all of it? All of everything? Oh, it picks up a lot, but it picks up the person closest to the mic. So, Don't Panic Flip says, better question, which side is Audrey so I know who not to root for? Wait. So I know who to root for. So, obviously Obviously, it's vote for the pretty girl, huh? Not the kick-ass pinball player That's sexist I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Walter Everyone's coming down on me now Everyone's coming down on me Alright, ready? Let's see One, two Oh, no, we're out, we're out, we're out So we gotta do one more Now we have someone watching.
37:48
Oh, thank you for the sub. Wow, George. Wow, he subscribed to you? He subscribed to me. You're welcome. Thank you for the sub, George. I mean, it's been a long time I've been trying to stream this game. It's so much fun with two people. I was afraid... She just played it by herself. Honestly, I was going to come in here and stream this myself alone. Don't expect me to wear makeup in this hot weather I'm just saying it's natural beauty Walter so Audrey was one of my best friends this was like hey what are you doing I was like please come and play so there you go all right you said let me she said she wanted to poop so she pooped which is what we share with each other and then she came over to play pinball so this is this is it this is for all the money right we don't have any money but this is it all right ready one I know but it's hot in here is it there's a t-shirt printing facility so they're printing t-shirts right now all right here we go oh by the way I think Jack Danger is is streaming right now if I'm not mistaken this was he's like the biggest pinball streamer in the world so that's why no one's here this was literally planned days ago to do it today at this time and then i came home and i looked at my twitch stream and it was like deadflip is streaming i was like that's it no one's gonna see but this is going on youtube so you can check it out later uh what makes his stream so good that a good question he is an amazing post Half the people I pretty sure don go to watch him play pinball They just go to be in the same room with him because you can type to him and talk to him like here He's just, he's super fun, super hip, and he's actually a really good player.
39:50
So it's like if it was me versus, name anybody who's really good and, like, Kevin Soler. I don't know. People that the Twitch people don't have an equal... Gah... Gah-bura! What's up? Welcome! Alright, we're gonna play soccer ball. This is the big one. Soccer ball. And if this isn't the big one, maybe the next one's the big one. But you can't, you have to leave soon. Okay, here we go. 3, 2, 1... Here we go. Oh! Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:31
I'm the blue player. Audrey's the red player. Audrey, so red team, one to zero so far. One to zero. She's doing good. I'm wondering how... Tell them I tell you that as long as you tell me everything I know, I'm bad and it's going to be good.
40:48
If you didn't hear her, she said I taught her everything she knows, which is true. So if she's bad, then it's my fault.
40:58
Oh, Jack's done streaming now. So great. So now we'll get viewers at the end of my stream. All right. Look, it says heads and tails. How do they have more time to watch a second class stream? I think people, yeah.
41:14
Audrey wants to know how do you guys have time to watch a second class stream. Why do I have to repeat? I don't have to repeat exactly what you say.
41:26
So George is saying, how do you keep track of the score? I tried to rig it so I had five cameras, but the score is down here. It's down in here. And I don't have a... You guys can't see the score, unfortunately. So that's why I'm announcing the score. I have six, she has one.
41:52
It's not good. And just before I finish the stream, I'll show you where the scoreboards are. But it's a typical Gottlieb display.
42:08
One display on my end in the glass and one display on her end in the glass. You have one point. I have eight. Now I have nine. Are you playing better now because people are watching you? You're playing worse because you know people are watching you. Why do you think you're playing better?
42:28
George says, I'm working, quote unquote, right now, which is how I am usually watching. Three, two. Is that it? Wow, that was a. That was bad. You know what? We got to do one more, but you got to come over here. We have to. One more, Audrey. You've got to come over here and talk to the Twitch streamers, and then we'll be done. All right?
42:56
I'm giving up the stream to Audrey. Ladies and gentlemen. How do you keep track of the score? Oh, hello, Twitch streamers.
43:05
Audrey's here now. I was not lying earlier. Manu did teach me everything I know about pinball. Doesn't mean I listen to him or remember anything he's told me.
43:16
Yeah, yeah, it's a total two-player. Okay, do I hit the thing? Did you put enough credits in? Yeah, when you're ready to lose, press it. Oh, actually, $1,000,000.
43:26
No pressure, right? No pressure. No pressure on me. I'm pretty sure you want the lowest score, so I'm doing great.
43:35
Ah! This is very stressful. You have the most viewers at the moment at five. At five. Well, now it's your job. Now it's your job to see them talk. Oh, how do you pay attention to the thing and them talking? That's tricky, right? Oh, hey, Audrey, now tell us all the awful things about Manu. Well, let me tell you. No, no, no.
44:02
I don't think I know any awful things about you. That's right. Everything is about you. I can tell them the one story that happened at Disneyland, but that was also my fault. Oh!
44:13
What's that? One to one. It gets stuck. Do you see where Manu's pointing? There's not really awful things about Manu. I mean, he doesn't really plan hangouts. We only hang out when I ask him to hang out. But he also has two kids, so I mean, I can't blame him for that. I'm a free woman. I can do whatever I want at any time, and I can spend my money however I like. I'm not in charge of anyone else. Like, it's great.
44:40
I don't think that's really... You have to ask a more specific question. George, don't do it. Don't do it, George. Don't do it. Don't do it, I'll answer.
44:52
So, do you see how that one, it rolls down better than on the red side? Yeah. The red one, it gets... See?
44:59
Thinking. He says thinking. Look at me. Real Twitch streamer. Reading and playing. You are. You are. You totally are right now. Nice. I claim any subs you get based off of this one Twitch stream.
45:19
I react. I'm a reactionary. Just like this game! We were just saying how humans are reactionary! Like the AI games. What's it called? The Mad Hand? Yes. No! That's not it. See, your goal went down, but nothing hit it. Did you see that? Oh. Yeah. I know. Maybe that's part of the game.
45:46
How do you know that guy's name is George? I know. Oh. George, tell me all the awful things about Manu that you know.
45:55
What's happening? Where are our balls? Why was that game so short? I don't know. Alright, well George has a number of questions and we lost a viewer. Oh, alright. Alright, I think we're good. Really struggling to think of anything to ask right now. That's okay. What time is it? 12. Probably now. Did you want to play one more? Yeah, you want to do one more? I'll do one more. Okay. She makes me happy. My friend Audrey is going to move to Hawaii. It's going to make me sad. Well, it's because I want to make you sad. It's got to be a balance. Someone can't always just make you happy. I put them all in one thing. Is that okay?
46:42
Wait. Oh. Why is my ball not there? Where's my ball? Why is my goal down? What the fuck? This is why I can't Twitch stream in public because I'm cursing and there's literally like children around us. Like right next to us are kids playing pinball I try to keep it clean but then I realize it's you It doesn't work I also curse around his kids like all the time And then Skye is in his parroting phase So he's just repeating whatever I say It sounds like he's wearing a pinball That's true I'm trying to not double flap I am? Oh, crap.
47:37
George? Wait, you don't actually mean George. You mean Wallace. Walter? Wallace? I don't know where these names are coming from.
47:47
We lost a ball. Moving to Hawaii, I guess that's probably good for real estate reasons, although the islands are getting bigger very slowly. Ha ha, very funny. global warming, horrible oh, can't read and play pinball I, another hundred years I can't read typos, George where's the other ball?
48:22
I'm telling you the blue side is easier I'm so terrible. It's the third inning. Third inning? I don't think that's what they call it.
48:38
I don't do sports. None of us do sports. No. You want to get zero. What? This one is like permanently stuck.
48:53
So I got to do this with one wall. That's what Lance Armstrong does. Hey! Oh wait, they didn't hear your quip. Manu said, so I gotta do this with one ball now. And then my response was, that's what Lance Armstrong does.
49:08
In another hundred years, they may be able to build a few more houses close to the volcanoes. Oh, is it over? Four steps.
49:18
But we agree the blue side's easier. Okay, I'm leaving Alright Bye, Mommy's Twitch stream It's been enjoyable Thank you, Audrey, for being Bye Hopefully we'll have her back at some point Maybe This one is fun This one's fun It's fun to two-player It's not that hard to be fun I'm just I'm new to pinball So it's hard for me to find enjoyment over when you're bad at something multiple times over and over again. And it doesn't get better ever. This is a little bit challenging. I mean, this is fun. Single player pinball is a little bit challenging.
50:04
Okay, bye. Thank you. And I'm going to shut the screen down just in a minute so that you guys can play.
50:15
Just give me a second, all right? Thank you. So thank you guys so much. Oh, bye Audrey. I'll see you later.
50:23
Thank you guys so much for joining us on this. What is this? This is Alvin G's soccer ball. I think that's it. Thank you.
50:38
See you later. Thank you.