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SEPTEMBER'S TOP TWITCH CLIPS FOR DEAD FLIP PINBALL

Dead Flip·video·6m 24s·analyzed·Oct 9, 2017
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TL;DR

Compilation of Dead Flip's September Twitch clips featuring gameplay and comedic banter.

Summary

Dead Flip's September Twitch highlights reel featuring unstructured, humorous streaming moments with banter, pinball gameplay clips, and casual commentary. Content is fragmented and heavily edited from multiple stream segments, focusing on entertainment value and community interaction rather than substantive pinball analysis.

Key Claims

  • AC/DC (Pro Vault Edition) was played during a stream segment

    high confidence · Direct reference to specific game being streamed and discussed in gameplay segment

Notable Quotes

  • “When you're in multi-ball, you're just shitting points all over the floor. It's just everywhere. There's points on the floor man.”

    Unknown Dead Flip streamer@ 0:55 — Casual commentary on multiball scoring mechanics; typical streamer humor about pinball gameplay

  • “That's a world record. It's a walk off. Mic drop. World record.”

    Unknown Dead Flip streamer@ 1:07 — Celebratory moment over apparent high-score achievement or exceptional gameplay moment

  • “The flippers can't handle the balls!”

    Unknown Dead Flip streamer@ 4:22 — Commentary on playfield difficulty or flipper control challenges during gameplay

Entities

Dead FliporganizationAC/DC (Pro Vault Edition)productWe Are PinballorganizationMatt Scottperson

Transcript

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0:00
Can you be nice to the mic, dude? People wear headphones. You know what they don't want to hear? Oh, ugh.
0:09
I'm the master of pinballs. That's literally what it says. In fact, I might be able to do a magic trick. Here. Pick a card. Okay.
0:30
remember your card. Okay? You ready? Alright. Think of your mom's middle name. Okay? Was this your card?
0:40
So... Head on head. Head to head, I mean. You mean shoe on head. Head to... Give me head. Shoe on... Rude. Crystal. I'm so rude. Damn Nick. And when you're in multi-ball, you're just shitting points all over the floor. It's just Just everywhere There's points on the floor man Yeah Done Yeah That's a world record It's a walk off Mic drop World record The plebs What was that?
1:20
Nice Here we go Yeah nice Yeah You're welcome dude Yeah Please one time I hate you so What is happening? Yes Alright I don poop I had my butt hole sewed up years ago Super Mansion a thing mania we did it Looks like we are playing on a couple of warnings. Let's mess around Princess Leia. You know we're not just trying to go through a lit lane on the top and you flip the flipper and change lanes and go through the right one. Hi! Skill shot!
2:01
Laundry mat. Who is laundry mat? Money. Yeah, describing as money. Yeah, I love money. Fuck Apollo for sure. Shit. Pleasure.
2:28
internet just tune in in like 20 minutes we'll have this shot now all right oh right there's a camera associated with that if i don't get shot it's hard to talk to strangers I don't know how you do it well you gotta wink at them first I do that and it scares them Chicago hot dogs Chicago style hot dogs best hot dogs in the effing universe ask Glip Glorp from the Flamin Region I promise you Is someone clipping this for September I hope so Scott Why is this posted? Scott, I'm very embarrassed that you're witnessing all of this. Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?
3:36
I can't even see my face You hold me in your arms Here's the thing. Take whatever utensil is near you. Let's say you get your mouse or like a pen and fucking ram it right into your urethra. Titty shit. That's exactly what she said. So you don't want to give him food because he'll puke. Oh. You want to give him water. So you don't want to hit that time in. He has gonorrhea or something. After you said the D is the hardest, was I supposed to say that? The G is the hardest.
4:08
So Laura said that she's been having some crazy sex dreams about me lately, and I'm like, obviously, you and the rest of the internet, dog.
4:17
Pinball! Take a photo! The flippers can't handle the balls! Here we got the beat here, naturally, naturally, even the sturgeon and the ray, they get the urge to start to play. I had another extra ball You I had another extra ball I had another extra ball What did I do that for?
4:59
The real question is what did you do that for? Good fucking save. Holy shit. Hold that. Hold it. Yo. So. Now I feel really weird. I didn't quite volunteer for this, but I kind of did. Whatever.
5:21
Why is there no people in bar? because there's crazy men at door making loud grunting noises. He's here for sex. My rage remains as do my war bound.
5:34
He's here to smash. I'm really in the mood to smash. Wow, Lordy. Going to the moon. That toy is epic cool. I don't want to be I don't want to be seen pushing this button. Oh my god
6:03
I'm dying Yeah, where'd you go we're good Alright guys Be good and be good to each other We're going to hunt down those Iowa bullies And fucking cut off their dicks Have a great night