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RIP HEF | Playboy - Stern | Sept.28, 2017

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TL;DR

Jack Danger plays Stern Playboy pinball with chat interaction and guest appearances.

Summary

Jack Danger streams gameplay of Stern's Playboy pinball machine on September 28, 2017, featuring extended playthrough with chat interaction, discussion of game rules and mechanics, and appearances from guests including Matt Scott and a Spooky Pinball representative. The stream focuses on attempting a challenging mode where all 12 Playmates must be lit before collection, with commentary on game design, operator locations, and tangential discussions about pinball culture.

Key Claims

  • Playboy pinball has zero ball saves on the machine

    high confidence · Jack repeatedly mentions and discusses the lack of ball save mechanic throughout gameplay, emphasizing how challenging this design choice makes the game

  • Left ramp should not be shot until all Playmates are lit in Mansion Mania mode

    high confidence · Matt Scott provides explicit rules instruction: 'Just do not hit the left ramp until all Playmates are flashing'

  • George Gomez designed Jackpot pinball machine

    high confidence · Jack states: 'Him and George Gomez designed it. George Gomez designed it. I love it.'

  • A Bally Playboy pinball machine exists and Jack found one nearby

    high confidence · Jack mentions: 'I found a Bally Playboy that I was going to stream today, but we found it so recently that I didn't have enough time to get permission from the manager'

  • Jack discovered a bar with a Jackpot pinball machine nearby his studio

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I also found a bar really close to my studio that has a effing jackpot. Which is nuts. It's just like a whatever no-name bar that has a freaking jackpot.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This game has more mechanical gimmicks than anything else. With, like, the magazine opening up.”

    Jack Danger@ 27:54 — Commentary on Playboy pinball's design philosophy emphasizing mechanical features over code complexity

  • “RIP Hef, man.”

    Jack Danger@ 17:04 — Tribute to Hugh Hefner following his death; appears to be context for the video title 'RIP HEF'

  • “Maybe only Hef can get all 12. Apparently then.”

    Jack Danger@ 39:17 — Humorous commentary on the extreme difficulty of the Mansion Mania mode requiring all 12 Playmates to be lit

  • “I'm going to go work at Stern, take a job designing tables, and make a pinball machine exclusively about butts, and it's going to be incredible. All encompassing butts.”

    Jack Danger@ 44:30 — Joking commentary about potential future pinball design projects

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMatt ScottpersonCharlie EmerypersonGeorge GomezpersonHugh HefnerpersonStern PlayboygameJackpotgameBally PlayboygameStern Pinballcompany

Signals

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    community_signal: Jack Danger streaming pinball gameplay with active chat interaction and viewer engagement through channel membership and donations

    high · Multiple references to chat tips, viewer donations, and interactive rule discussions throughout stream

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Stern Playboy emphasizes mechanical complexity and physical gimmicks over software-driven gameplay modes

    medium · Jack's commentary: 'This game has more mechanical gimmicks than anything else. With, like, the magazine opening up.'

  • ?

    venue_signal: Jack identifying and documenting pinball machine locations for streaming content purposes

    high · References to finding nearby bar with Jackpot machine and attempting to stream Bally Playboy with operator permission

Transcript

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0:00
Guys, you forgot to re- okay, not that you had any say in the matter, but, uh, you forgot to remind me that I look like a fucking pervert when I'm playing this game talking to myself.
0:21
Just kidding. Um, internet, we're back. Ladies and gentlemen, refresh your browser, and if If you can see me, if you can hear me, if you can touch me, I want hashtag plimblabliblurbs.
0:48
Right, here we go. Here we, here we, here we go. Oh, I was waiting for some more beats, man. Play bloggers, Lord of the... Yo, Corey, that's fucking disgusting.
1:04
You know, it's a sausage spitting out spaghetti into someone's mouth. Um, anyway, so... That last video had zero gameplay in it. Now this video has me potentially making new friends and stealing some pizza from somebody?
1:23
We'll see how it goes. There's no post-it note this time, Xantus? We're just, we're raw-dogging it today.
Spooky Pinballcompany
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1:41
Yo, Q. This high score's for you, baby. Wait, what's a high score? Hold on, before I process anything.
1:51
Oh, no. Yo, never mind. Yo, Hugh, this next door is for you. This shirt is snazzy, Mr. Danger. Thank you, buddy. How was Vancouver? It was amazing.
2:06
Vancouver was the shit. If you folks have never been to the Vancouver Flipout show, I suggest going here. I will be there again. It was amazing. Also, are you folks familiar with a device called the DGI Osmo? We're getting one of those to shoot some stuff, and it's going to be... Two. Alright, here we go.
2:32
Alright. Dolphins. Dolphins, guys. Think he'll do any private pinball FX3 tournaments for stream? What do you mean, Rectorius? Yasmo's a shit. Great for self-balancing system. I sell that where I work. Nice, Gory. I need the plus, too. So I need two of them. So, Gory, when you end up stealing one, let me know, and I'll take it from you. Gory, I also have to say, two nights ago, I had a very sexy dream about your name, not you.
3:13
I went to a place. There was this gorgeous lady there, and she's like, Jack, it's me. goryroary13. The guy you've been seeing is a fart. It's always been me. And like, then just stuff happened. You know, it was cool. Regardless.
3:33
Oh, J.M.Rictorius, that's awesome, dude. Alright, so if you folks don't know this game, the skill shot is short plunging just under the magazine here, and it puts it into this little kick-out, vertical up kicker, directly into strip poker. Um, something that I like to do is just farm out the multiball as quick as possible, so we'll see what happens. I just picked a green, you were spraying your fire extinguisher in my back, moon ducky. Listen, man, when you were, how old was I? When you were 29, are you telling me you weren't doing super crazy, stupid drunk stuff? 29's a little late to be doing that stuff, but anyway, I'm young at heart. Go for mansion Mania by collecting 12 Playmates. Just do not hit the left ramp until all Playmates are flashing. Seriously, cool. Oh, really, Scott? How do you collect Playmates? Like, what's the shot on here that collects Playmates? I'm looking and I don't see it. Collecting Playmates with a light extra ball. Random shots. Alright, let's do it. So we're not gonna shoot the left ramp at all. Can I shoot the middle ramp, Scott? Can I shoot the middle ramp? First, you need a lot of money. Skill shot, mystery award. How do you play in real life, though? Yeah, the middle's okay. Okay, let's do it. February. Bam. Alright, so we're not gonna shoot the ramp. But we are gonna shoot... By the way, there's zero ball saves on this game.
5:13
Left ramp is only okay during multi-ball. Got it. What about the grotto? Does that do anything for us?
5:22
The music tonight? I know, dude. Trust me. I got no control over that, baby. So we're going to try to...
5:39
Maybe get some mystery awards? So we're gonna try to shoot this surprise shot. Got it. We got something called Tease Me. I don't know what that is. Handle them balls carefully.
5:54
Oh, that was a beautiful air ball, by the way. Weed. Woo! The grotto's like mystery? Okay. Alright. There's a mini ball save from hitting that drop target, which is important because that will F you.
6:24
Alright, one more shot for multiball. Gory holy sharts, we're overdue for a bitty shower. Gory Rory, thank you so much for those bits, man. I love you, and I'm in love with you. You can't see any boobs, can you?
6:39
I don't want to get in trouble. Actually, you know what, half for you, buddy. We'll get in trouble. So, like, when I say there's no ball save, not even for multiball is there a ball save. Which I think is actually a problem. Can I get some hearts and chat for Gory? Holy shit. Or, uh, I'm sorry.
7:05
Fucking, yeah, Gory. Scott, thank you for the biddies. I love you. All right, we're going to shoot for surprise again.
7:14
I missed it. That's actually, this is tough man, not scooting that ramp because that's like, you accidentally shoot that ramp a lot. Holy charly marlies. Please. Does peekaboo give you anything? What is the music tonight? Is Lucky there tonight? No, he's out of town. Why? Am I in trouble, Crystal?
7:52
Are you going to tell him to turn the game off? Rude. Trying to get that grottoed out. A lot of different stuff for let's playmates. All right, we got Splash, which is actually... Can you see the picture of the chick pouring milk all over her body? Milk.
8:18
It's milk. It's milk, Internet. Give me more playmates. Yeah, but Scott says don't touch the left ramp until I get all the playmates lit, which apparently is going to be freaking tough, dude. So we'll get another playmate by getting skill shot.
8:45
I don't know if this is possible, man. That brings us into April. I thought you got two... I thought you got two playmates, though.
9:03
How do you relate the mystery award? That's also something I'd like to know. I've almost done it, and I suck. Okay.
9:14
Man, someone's got pizza. I want pizza. Someone's hammering a new... We're getting that back. We didn't get that back. So hitting this... Wait, is that drop target giving us... Is that drop target giving us playmates? The April Lights out, great, my life. Oh, shut your mouth. And I find it's kinda funny, this game is fucking, hurting my feelings, this game is fun. That's a fun challenge though. Okay, if we can verify that that drop target is giving us playmates, this will get a lot easier.
10:09
We have it turned off. This is like old dead flip rules, man. No ball save whatsoever. So did that give us a playmate? Wait, that said something about playmates. Did you see that? What did that say?
10:25
What did that read just then? Don't go up there. Don't go. Oh. Gives good progress towards... Okay, let's see what it does here.
10:43
I'm going to kick someone behind me. Whoa, that was a clean in lane. Oh, that's good. Damn it. I screwed it up. All right, well, now we're just going to go ham. I accidentally shot the left target, the left ramp.
10:58
Sorry about it. Oh. Okay. Wait, just don't shoot the left ramp at all, that's not a thing? 25 bunnies gives you a playmate? Yo, Budweiser, what's up, baby? It did not collect them? Good. Get the bunnies, get the motherfucking bunnies. Yo, give me that ball back, dude. Seriously? What is this game's issue? Oh, it doesn't know. It doesn't know. Something is not working right. Pause switch. Left ramp switch is broken. No, I know it's switch is busted. It's the same switch. The switch will work if we restart the game, but it's the first switch in the block there. Seems a real ball buster. We're getting that back. More like ball...okay guys,
12:18
calm down. Don't go draining your balls guys, let's go, don't be gross. Wait, do the inlanes Wait, do the inlanes...
12:37
I said one more to do something. That speed sounded like a wheel... Yeah, right. Let's go with that.
12:46
Did you see me cheat that? Oh. Alright, we're back into multiball. I sold you your Metallica. No, Breezy, you can't get rid of your freaking ACDC, man. That game's incredible.
13:08
What are you talking about? Getting rid of your ACDC. You nutto. You nutter. Alright, it knew that the ball was gone that time. Crap, please, you son of a bitch! That would make a... Did that just give me my ball back? Oh no, it did. Yeah, it does sound like it.
13:48
All right on, Monko. Don't you do it to me, baby. Back into multiball. We're not going to collect them until we collect them all. They're freaking... We're doing the Pokemon style, ladies and gentlemen.
14:15
Start. Alright, we're on my... I'm grabbing Funhaus and Cash on trade for ACDC. The thing is, man, I mean, while Funhaus is a fun game, is it a fun enough game that it could take That it could take the place of an ACDC. I mean, respect dude, because it's a good game. It's a good game. Respect. Not like this. This is... porpo-lore!
15:08
Keep on rotating! Okay. Shit! Oh no, we're good, we're good. You said during multivolts fun. Shit! Turds! Shitty turds, man.
15:30
Alright, we got it. We got it. Big money, no whammies. Oh my god, please! Don't shoot me! Don't let me down, Bruce. It's fun not seeing the game, honestly. What does the company have to spread? Yo, it's spooky here? Did I miss something? Chuck, did you... Charlie Emery is here. I wanna know if he had any terrible nicknames I need to look out for my daughter. Obviously, there's the F word, you know. Fart. Chuck likes to fart. Oh my god, I'm the worst pinball player. I can't make this work. We're just collecting naked photos.
16:19
Alright, this is too long. Putting their thought into selling your space station? Dang, dude. What? I got robbed. Oh, dude.
16:39
Oh, my God. Go in. This is a stern, actually, from 2002. You already call it chunked? Yeah, that's true. But I'm a bad dad. What's going on, stud? Uh, RIP Hef, man. Oh yeah, is that on replay still? Yeah, buddy. Who's the old playboy? Oh wait, I thought he was just like one of the models. No, I think he was just doing it. I think he was doing it for the... Oh, he's probably just an illustrator or a typesetter. I thought he was just a master. Yeah, right. Just put on this cool robe and we're good to go. It's a fight. What a stupid bummer, dude. We're trying to do a special thing here where you light up all the playmates before you collect them. Once you get them all lit, then you collect them and it apparently does something crazy with the game.
17:48
But it's like a hill to freaking climb to make it happen. Oh yeah. Yeah. Do you think it'll be something sexy? I'm hoping. Something 8-bit and sexy.
18:00
Uh, I just don't know how to proclaim it, you fucking turd. I mean... Whatever. I mean, sorry. How's this BB? Oh, how's the kid, man? Oh, baby? Yeah, my wife's asking. Oh, he's good. He's a year. A year. A year in change. Dude, yeah. Where's my camera? Right here. He's a year in change.
18:26
He's good, though. That's awesome, man. Yeah, our daughter has started a daycare that is officially put her in the school system, so she is now, like, Monday through Friday. Wait, how old is he, though? 16 months old? Oh, okay. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. Um, yeah, man. Well, you know, boarding school next month. Let's go. Yeah, right. Put a rifle in that kid's hand. Freaking military school. You're done.
18:55
Boobs. Great. 300 bunnies. Yeah, the boobs don't show up. Whatever. Uh, yeah, thanks for letting me come here last minute, man. I appreciate it.
19:07
Booyah. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Rooley. Thank you brother, I appreciate it. I'll be around. Alright, cool.
19:15
Go do it! Playboy Pinball should be on that FX screen. Why? I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to click. I didn't mean to click.
19:33
Alright, one more. What's up, Keel? Good morning! How many offers do we have in chat? Because I'm coming your way.
19:45
What is this song? You're So Creepy? Jackpot! Oh, that's it. That's a doubler. The triple jackpot's right here.
20:09
And it's a pain in the butt to get. But you can backhand it. No! I let myself down. Alright, we can't shoot the ramp now because it's going to collect.
20:25
God damn it. 28 million single game. Come on, Scoopy. Give us Deadflip Crew an exclusive peek. Of what? Oh, the next game? Oh, Alice Koopy?
20:38
So here's the thing. I gotta see that game. There's like 13 frickin' ramps on that game, man. Like what the hell? Why so many ramps, dude? Calm down.
20:57
I got froze. You've been playing Walking Dead pinball almost all day, nice dude. Ramps are so expensive. Yeah, it's going to be a $40,000 pinball machine.
21:29
Sharks. Alright, we're up to September and we got an extra ball. Yeah, you gotta make up for that lack of ramps on TNA, dude. Thought about buying the Family Guy one. Oh, for him all effects? Nice, dude. Alright, now you're stepping with me. Me.
22:09
So, here's the thing. The next plunge is going to get us. Lane lights, Prado. Go for that. Got it. We're going to get Rito, October.
22:19
We might have this because I have another extra ball after this. October. There is a tiny ball set. Tiny, tiny, tiny.
22:31
Un poquito. Cucano? What have you done? No! Oh my god. Okay. I did it on purpose. Alright. Here comes the... I had another extra ball. You...
22:54
I had another extra ball. I had another extra ball! Which month is the hottest? It's not a thing, dude. It's a Tom Gilbert. Let's see. Yeah. Ripped off. Outdated code? Who? Okay, Internet, find out who programmed this for me, please. We're going to try this one more time and then we're just going to play normal.
23:37
14 to light flaming. 14 bunnies. Alright, where are bunnies? The in lanes? I got an idea. Is that count? I got the... ... Bunnies are everywhere?
24:16
Every 25 bunnies like a playmate. Okay. So, is this a good practice in scatting then? Like this? No, the flippers are not... They're not, um... We're not a line. It said I collect the 36 bunnies. I did not though. The drop target only gives you one bunny? I think she'd be worth like ten. On a game with no ball save, I am sort of playing with fire.
24:55
Sometimes a drop gives you two. Now, do you get a bunny for lit lanes or unlit lanes both? Does it matter?
25:08
Does it matter if it's lit? Bear's Packers. Sorry, Jack. Picks you later. All right, man. See ya. See ya, Chuck.
25:16
See ya, old Chuckarino. Playmate, by the way. Oh, Sunderfolder. Unlit. Can I get the Grotto while I'm in multi-ball?
25:44
Oh, we got Rob there. So we got one more to light Playmate. Did someone find out who the programmer was? Grotto does not work in multiball. Got it. Oh, the kill bob is missing. Great. Extra Ball is lit fam. Don't trust that shit. Oh wait, do you get bunnies for the top lanes also? Everything's a bunny. Extra Ball. Alright, keep track of these. That's one. I can't death my gear is in here too tight.
26:45
Shut up, Internet. Don't be gross. What? I got robbed! We're going to get a little rougher with it, though.
27:06
Dwight Sullivan? Yes, dude! I'm giving Dwight so much shit about this game. Oh my god, yes. Alright. I don't want to spill my drink or we'd be death-saving.
27:24
I'm sorry, Jack Danger. I am for real. Never meant to make Jack Danger cry. Oh, I know about that. We're trying to do the thing where we get all the playmates blinking. but we don't collect them until we get December late. I would expect this game to have the best mods. Oh, modes. Sorry, yeah.
27:50
There's not a lot going on. This game has more mechanical gimmicks than anything else. With, like, the magazine opening up. Let's see if we can get him.
28:03
Cross the map. I found a Bally Playboy that I was going to stream today, but we found it so recently that I didn't have enough time to get permission from the manager.
28:19
So, here we are. But we're up to May, so that's good. But we'll definitely be able to stream a Bally Playboy soon. I also found a bar really close to my studio that has a effing jackpot. Which is nuts.
28:42
It's just like a whatever no-name bar that has a freaking jackpot. Him and Gomez designed it. I love it.
28:59
I don't want your jackpots. I want your bunnies. I just want your bunnies. Alright, there's the bonus. Bonus? I said bonus. Alright, how many extra balls do we have? Just the one, right?
29:17
This is a free bunny. So that's... That's a free bunny. We're just hitting bunnies. That's literally all we're doing. And maybe grotto shots.
29:31
And taking grotto shots. Because we're hoping to get a bunny out of this thing. Strip poker, sure, whatever. There's a bunny. Careful, Danger! This is not looking good for old Daddy D.
30:04
This turns 12. Does anyone know the first game that that existed on? I don't. I legitimately want to know.
30:17
All right, extra balls, lit, fans. Extra ball and photo shoot is going. So I think we only have one extra ball now.
30:28
But we have photo shoot, which I think gives you... 23 to collect playmates. You think all the designers brought each other to design Playboy? No. I honestly... this seems like a game that's like... It might be too intimidating to want to try to design. You really gotta stop squelching at me, dog.
31:08
That was a bad slip on my part. Oh! We're good. What's going on, brother? Hi, Tite. Thanks for the viewers for the bumpin' table. Always be bumpin'.
31:20
This game is making lots of loud squelching noises. Alright, back into multiball. This isn't Valley Playboy. I didn't say Valley. It literally says Stern on the freaking screen. Is this Marilyn Manson playing Nightmare Before Christmas songs? It's the turn of Halloween Alright, we're getting there We're getting there
32:20
The knocking noise is so distracting, I agree. See, it doesn't know the ball is gone. Welcome aboard, kid. Welcome, Mr. Crunchberry. I've got six new Halloween ups. Halloween! Mr. Crunchberry for 15 months in a row, Thank you for making me a member of Triple D League. Ladies and gentlemen, Flivers and Buzz!
32:58
Dude, Crunchberry, thank you so much for the support, buddy. Alright, Grotto! Shit. That might have been a huge mistake.
33:10
No, we're good. Give me a playmate, dude! Triple no! No! Looks like that doesn't do nothing for me. We got rid of the post-it. We're just... It's just open to the boobs. Welcome aboard, Junior. The boobs are just there. If you see them, you see them. If you don't, you've got the knee-cheek for seven months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing ladies and gentlemen. Clippers are both up for the cutest dude in pinball, Scott Deneen.
33:55
Cutest pinball designer. Obviously, I'm the cutest dude in pinball. Hello. La, la, la, la, la. This is so weird. All right, we got bunnies for that. All right, we're on our way. We're on our way.
34:25
Wow, you can move this game. We're going to do this grotto all day. But I got to get lanes all day to get grotto all day.
34:40
Not good, not good, not good. I knew that was going to happen, man. I'm so like, when I get slingshorted, it confuses me.
34:51
Alright, Grotto. You know my nickname in high school was Grotto? Alright, we're on to October. Oh, God. No! Mother! Fucking turd! Shit! Fucking turd! Did that collect him? Tell me that didn't collect him. Please say you didn't collect him.
35:28
Fucking turd! Sorry guys. Little turrets coming out there. Yeah, ripped indeed. I accidentally fucking got up the left ramp. Two playmates before I needed to.
35:54
Drain it. We're going to start over. We're getting too close to make this, like, we're making this happen, guys. We're going to play a normal game, but we're going to make this happen. I want to see the shit that Scott's talking about. Yeah.
36:07
Boop. Alright, start it over. Oh, you want in on this, buddy? Alright, man. Oh, damn, I got robbed. You want player one?
36:28
See you next time! Dude, what was that Marilyn Manson shit? That was nice. Nightmare... Insanity, I love it.
36:40
I feel like he just covered the whole movie. There's a whole hidden version of the movie starring Baron Hansel. I'm sure. But he's a character just off camera. No, he's every character. Fair enough.
36:56
Bounce bounce, and up the hole. We just need bunnies. All the bunnies, please. Not good. Not good. I wanna die!
37:22
It's okay, I'll show you how to play the game. Thanks buddy. God damn it. First you miss the skill shot, that's the first thing you get to do. I mean, miss... got it.
37:34
And you do that, around there like that. Loopy doopy. And then you drain it just like that. That's how you slow down. You're taking it easy on me. You want the balls to drain down the center as quickly as possible. I've played like nine times longer than you and we have the same score.
37:55
February! Why is the green multiball light blinking? Uh, I think we got a lucky pull already. What the fuck? By the way...
38:10
Alright Internet, we're not doing that thing right now. We're changing gears. I'm just gonna grind out and knock this dude out.
38:26
I thought it was gonna bounce off the flipper. It decided not to do anything of that sort. Bummiiii!
38:36
Under independent earpiece? Oh, dammit! That was a great little tippy tap pass. Don't grind on the Playboy machine Jack, that's one. Calm down. No, no, no, that's how you do it. You need to start... You gotta grind. You need the body anglers. Yeah, exactly. Alright, we're going directly for a frickin' strip poker. I'm tired of this shit.
38:59
Dang it. First shoot. Multi ball here. Maybe only Hef can get all 12. Apparently then. I'm getting shit on over here.
39:26
Hef my man, hook it up. Let's go. This thing boop does not help your score. Get up there. No, I needed you. I trusted you. Oh, never mind. Oh, come on. Whoa! Never mind. Oh, come on! So if you hit that drop target and drain too quick, there's a built-in ball statement. Oh! Yeah. Which is smart. I'm not going to... What's the way of working for you? Oh, well, yeah. Oh, you didn't type in the code first? No. God damn it. You guys are showing off all the good strats. Yeah, man. Drain it, baby! baby
40:31
Bring the ball Those doors exactly all right triple jackpot right here here we go first try Dammit Yeah baby!
40:55
No don't go! No wait! Don't go anywhere! I need it! Shit! That smells of freaking cotton! Massive turd hole!
41:14
Whatever. There it is. That would have been it. I'm not gonna collect that extra ball, I don't need that shit.
41:30
NO! Yo Scott, I love you. Have a good night. You're the shit. You don't smell like shit. You just are the shit. Does anyone know why poop smells bad? Is that an answerable question? Eastern Playboy has a nice flow? I mean if you really concentrate on the shops and not try to do the stupid crap I've been doing, you can make this game really work for you. If it smelled like your Ritos, would you tell me? Yes. You don't smell like piss and Doritos like the dude that was manhandling the game just before me. I had to wipe the game down earlier. It's all good. I'm not a germaphobe or anything, but I shook Aldo's hand and it was wet. I rigorously scrubbed my hand because I didn't know what was going on. If you can ask us, we have bleach. Very strong smell coming from his entire person.
42:53
The table's so bright right now, I don't know what to do with it. Yeah, you never get to see this table in this manner.
43:03
It's like the last hall of the bar. All the fates have changed. That would be interesting. Put like a UV filter on it so all the fates have changed. All the way, yeah.
43:19
It was a great game. I'm sorry you lost there, Jack. Yeah, you whooped my ass, man. I apologize for wasting your time.
43:28
God damn. Who's the other guy that signed the bar? Was he me? No. There was a kid that helped me that was kind of new. Oh, John. He's new. Tabarca. Oh, Tabarca. Yeah. In general? Yeah. Okay, cool. He hooked it up, but that was great. I'm just saying. I mean, it paid for him, but he hooked it up. Yep. Boom, boom, boom, boom. All right, Internet, we're farming the playmates. Here we go. Fuck this game, dude. Is this going to be a save or no? Nope. I drained. I didn't drain quick enough. Oh, yeah. Oh! That was a good save. Oh, yeah. White fingers, white touch. Internet, I'm going to go work at CERN, take a job designing tables, and make a pinball machine exclusively about butts, and it's going to be incredible. All encompassing butts. We're not talking lady butts, orndate butts, there's going to be like frickin' koala butts on this, I want it all. Crazy bear bots. Tiger butts. Whoa! You like that? That was insane. Why are you keeping this so close? Are you doing this on purpose? Look at this door! Yeah!
45:12
Alright, we're not farming. Eh, we'll farm the playmates. Pinbots. We're going to call it Bride of Pinbuds. There we go.
45:28
Get the fuck up there. Wee. You need a saucer that is a cat butt. Yeah. I mean, we need a lot of this.
45:42
Nicely. For various. So here's the thing. That should be bouncing off that flipper and it's not. That's okay. It's not, uh, it's no one's fault. It's just the game over time wears down a little bit. I really want... The rubber? Or the angle? The angle, the... I don't know.
46:05
Maybe Gomez designed the game wrong, George. What the frick, George? He's working! You're gone? Pleasure to meet you. Jack, you need to watch an episode of Breadwinners. Dude, that cartoon is the shit! I'm very familiar with it. Alright, what is... I love those sandwiches. You... I mean you're fucking doing this on purpose. It took every ball you just squeaked me up by like 20,000 points. Alright, well, time to fucking shut it down, boys. Now we're gonna take some stupid cheap shots where you get all the money and you... Oh, I fucked up. Nope! Alright, here it goes. Right there. Alright, one more time. Into the grotto. No?
47:23
Back in? Yeah! Four playmates selected! Internet, did you know during the month of September, All subs are half off. Fuck this.
47:38
I'm not angry at the game. So I need exactly... I need two million. No. You need one million. I'm not even doing that. 1.8 million. That's my goal here.
48:01
1.5 million? Get one more game in on ACDC. You know, Freezy, don't sell that fucking game, man. Do you have an ACDC Premium? Let me tell you something.
48:12
ACDC Premium is my favorite game to teach on. You know why? You can do everything on that game. You're trading it. Okay, that is a full control game that you do all flipper mechanics, all flipper moves, everything on that game. You're trading it for a Funhouse, which is still a fun game. Still a fun game.
48:42
You know what? Never mind. I'm drinking, and I'm just getting belligerent. I love you. You're going to love Funhouse.
48:51
Go buy it Go buy it Lol you pin me now What is this Oh you pin me Yeah I know I fucking know Wait wait wait wait There no fucking way you can just exit me out Get the fuck out of here dude
49:04
I love you, Freezy. Nah, I'm just fucking with you, man. They're both really incredible games. Nah, I feel you, dude. The thing is, like, I'm in a very unique spot where my collection gets to turn over really quick. And I could totally understand getting tired of having the same pins over and over and over and over again.
49:33
Yeah, no, I get you buddy, I get you, I get you. I would recommend getting a joust and then having me over every single day to stream it. Okay, here we go. We're collecting... I have nothing for miles around me? Freezy, you... Exclamation point pinball, right? You did all that stuff? I mean, obviously you're from Pinside, so you know... Alright, that's this game. Give me February. I swear to God. Alright, That's why you keep buying more and more nice wonkas. I put a spell on you, who I? Yeah, get in that grotto, ho. I have one, so do I, man. Eh, I have one and a half. That cab are raising. The gyre needs for us to come up with a theme. You suck at this. Okay, we're good.
50:39
I'm out of drinks. Can someone come here to get to play what I own? Nice dude. Alright, Freezy, have a good one buddy. How's it going? Great man. Yeah, it's going great. Cheers. Are you taking off? Oh, the snickers coming up off of that. Come on, this stick is coming up off of that. There you go, you got it. Oh yeah, right there. Oh shit. Ready? Right there. See how it knows it's up? When you run out of space, yeah, buy a pinball machine.
51:35
And get in there. Ah, shit. Internet is completely dead. Here we go. Oh, okay. No posting, though? Don't need it. I angle the camera so that you can't see the booms. Wait, unless you can see the boob, you gotta let me know.
52:25
Get up there. If you can see him, you gotta let me know. I don't want to get in trouble. There we go.
52:53
You can show boobs as long as it's not the main focus of the game. Alright, good. Here's Monster Man. We did the math.
53:16
It wasn't great. There we go. Found him, thanks Vance. Thanks for hosting me. Woo! Alright, back at it.
54:01
Damn. Really weird selection of music tonight? Yeah they do man. That's a lot of work. Special, okay. Special. Second. Oh, man. That is . Here we go. One more. Oh man, that is... One more.
55:06
Jack said he had no control of the music earlier. Yeah, I can't control what's going on, guys. Shit! I did not want that.
55:16
Yeah, it, uh, yeah. Oh, God. Internet please. Can we get Frankenstein or BSD? If we could find a Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, I would gladly play it. I don't know where one exists. Oh!
55:59
Is this... Fucking blink-182. What is this playlist? Where are you? Oh well, it's all good. Whoa! Did I just count down my bonus and um, yeah, waxed that. It's all good. I'll wait for the lead.
56:36
Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, Berto! Welcome to the League, you're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, Flipper's about to show some love in chat! Brito, you're gorgeous. Okay, he's gone. Internet. That is... that's the homeless pee-pee guy I was talking about. That was the homeless pee-pee guy. He smelled like urine and Doritos, and his hands were wet, and I had to clean the game off.
57:10
So it looks like the shortest tournament... Oh, right on, Retorius. Yeah, we'll do one, man. Alright, we're starting over, because... I was trying to play through what he was saying. I couldn't... it was like throwing me off. Home pee-pee guy. What did I miss? Uh, YoBurdo, I love you, man. Thank you so much for that support, dude. Seriously. You're an indoorito. No, it's okay. Think about it though. Think about a fresh bag of Doritos you just opened. You're like, Yeah. Now, now, think about, think about what you smell like when you just peed your pants. When you just peed your pants. Mix, mix those together. Good morning from behind my head. I miss you.
58:08
I love that, did you see that 10 hour loop of that song? Where it just goes right back into the beginning?
58:21
Now pee in the bag. Yeah, right. Now twirl it around. I miss you. Triple jackpot? We're not shooting for it. We're not here for points, Internet. We're here for flaming.
58:47
Just kidding! Ha ha ha! Nailed it. Oh, you frickin' dillard. Nope! Did it just stay lit? I missed you, you, you.
59:05
Oh man, I pulled... that was a long blink. Holy crap. Internet, don't long blink anymore. He was in the back just going, shoot the left ramp, shoot the left ramp, shoot the left ramp. I'm like, nooooooo!
59:29
And then right when this guy would come up, he'd be like, and... tune... I'm like, ahhh! There's a little, a little triggering. That's okay. We're good. We're alive. We're alive. We're beautiful. We all have... We all have kids at home. All of us, even if you don't think you do. Look out for those kids. Those creepy ghost kids sleeping in your bedrooms. They exist.
60:04
You son of a bitch! Shoot it! Shoot the ball, man! Euritos. Trademark. Euritos in the Division, huh? What's in it for us? What's in it brother? Uh, just what do you... yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah, what do you know? Uh... Love you buddy. We all love you man. Absolutely.
60:46
Where are you? What a save! With no tilt warning. All right, Xantix, have a good one, buddy. I love you, and I'm in love with you. Hope you get all the ladies. I will, man. I will.
61:07
I'll get them all. Ooh, what is this song? Alright, can I backhand the loop? Alright. Okay. Bunny loops only give you... Can you hear me yelling the F word?
61:30
Quietly under my breath? New Doritos are effing terrible. I want my 80s ones back. 10 pounds of actual cheese in it? Actual cheese is expensive, though, bruh. Alright, we got screwed.
61:51
You guys remember a guy named, an artist named Gunther? So, we're not trying to get on the board right now. We're trying to perform something called Manson Mania, which requires you to get all the playmates lit up, and then you hit the left ramp to collect. You know what, we're playing for high score, fuck this.
62:14
I'm tired of chasing this thing. Yeah, that game wasn't, uh, doing so good. So I stole the power to plug it. Oh, thank you. Uh, what did that hit, like, a good number or something? I feel like it was coming out fine. Um, Baywatch was good as well, but it looks like the ZMD will cut out for a while. Yeah. Yeah buddy.
62:44
Cheers. Yeah, I'll flip it back on. Alright. JD, you quit it. Fine, I'll do it. God. Alright, guys. This is it. This is the ultimate. This is it. Pep.
63:01
Ultimate playmates, buddy. Right now. You didn't see the moves, did you? No, you can't see those. Why? Oh, it didn't count. It didn't count! Yeah, baby! I like it like that.
63:29
It didn't count. You don't see his playmates, it just happens. Well, no. What you're doing is, by getting all 12 playmates without shooting the left ramp, which is tough. Yep, so it's all about bunnies, man. Getting them bunnies. We're going to use multi ball to get all the bunnies. I think you can still collect bunnies, right, during multi ball? So we're going to try something here, something a little tricky.
64:30
Our triple is lit, I'm not worried about that. But we got it anyway because we're haulers. We got it again because we really out here fam.
65:03
Bunny loop, give you a bunny. Just one? It's like such a dangerous shot though, that should give you more than one bunny.
65:13
The Scott Alpha said grotto all day. Holy shit. Am I going to beat the jet lag here? Ah, keel, lots of liquor, man, lots of liquor.
65:42
Hopefully. I just plan to drink myself stupid in Australia. Lots of booze. Alright, we're up to May. We're doing okay.
66:16
We're up to May. We're doing okay. Grotto action. Nice. Give me the bunnies. Oh, please.
66:34
Yep. Yep, mystery. He's me. I don't know if that does. Nice table. Billy in the shoot, how you doing? Those underground Australia with his mouth hanging open.
66:46
I'm going to be like, good eye, good eye, good eye, good eye, good eye, good eye. Australia, Australia, good eye, Australia, Australia, good eye, good eye, good eye. Maybe I'm a step back.
67:07
So, like the locals, yeah, I plan to blend in. There is zero Tobabas in there. Good eye, good eye, good eye.
67:41
It's going to be an international incident. Local American. Pissed off entire country of Australia. G'day, g'day, g'day, g'day, g'day. Yo, g'day, g'day, g'day, g'day, g'day. Location streaming in Australia is going to be freaking dope though.
68:21
I just want the bunnies! literally only using this to get buttons. Hopefully that was a jackpot and it doesn't collect. Alright, we're good.
69:16
Prado! I'm afraid to try a Death Save on this. Rips off platform build? No shit, dude. No shit. Alright, there's July.
69:35
And there's extra ball. I don't need bonus. Damn it. Alright, here we go. Two minutes to midnight. Alright, we're up to August. Which means we need 25 more bunnies.
70:11
Yes. Free bunny. Multi-ball is lit, fam. We're hoping to get to a few more. Dude, I'm like, I'm so freaking stoked about Australia. You have no idea. So this multi-ball only gave me two balls, which is an issue. a big issue actually because now it's going to sit there and ball kick no it knew that it screwed up that's great so the top lanes give you bunnies regardless of if it's lit or not triple JP
71:10
Alright, so this could give us... Oh, actually it doesn't know. It doesn't know! Who's messaging me? Mom? Is this my mother? It's going to probably ball check forever, is what I'm guessing.
71:49
This is not good. There we go. No, we're good. We're good. As long as it gives me a ball which it's not. Are they playing fucking Garoobz and so on? I hope to be fucking cute.
72:34
I nearly dropped my dingo jerky. Ruck, Rucktober! This is the game! Don't twitch early this time. I want buddy, don't worry.
73:53
You might not collect at all. Yo, what's up, Predator? Boom! Sing it, Internet. You know the song. You know the words.
74:29
Look at the freaking fans going in here boys! We're up to November! This is huge! Four more? Oh my god, this is it.
75:16
This is it. What ball are we on? I heard the hoops. Okay. I mean... I heard millennials don't like boobs.
75:32
This is it. All we gotta do is shoot the left ramp. Are you ready? Watch this. What is happening right now?
75:53
Super Mansion of Thing Mania, we did it! There was a secret mode! Dude! Pretty freak! Every single thing is freaks!
76:37
Pretty little liars anyone? Nobody? Stay live at me you son of a bitch. Yo we did it. That wasn't even just mansion. Mansion is not hard to get. That was super mansion which requires you to do a lot of garbage. There it is. Oh great. There it is. Oh great.
77:25
I haven't reset it yet. I haven't reset yet. Dude, please. Oh geez. Joe Shorts, thank you for the 100 biddies. Man, I love you bud. Can I get some hearts instead? Can we do it again on the same game? I wonder. I mean, theoretically, he could climb back through the whole thing, maybe. But we did it on one ball. One ball. Predator, thank you for the bits, too, man. I wonder if Pep ever owned a Playboy. He did. He actually owns all of them. Someone commented in my chat that he owned all of those and a Space Invaders pinball machine.
78:18
All right, now we're just going to go hard. Unless we should do that again. Should we try it a second time, Internet?
78:33
Should we go for number two? Dude, Kiel, thank you for the bank, man. So I wonder what will happen to those pins. I don't think anything's going to really change. It's a business.
78:49
If that's dying, it doesn't mean the business is dying. Oh, Dorito P. Come on. No, GC is like 300, Dave. If I was chasing GC, I would have just went multiball all day. We got a hill to climb for juicy. Pistorito, can you eat those and they'll make you smell great. This neighbor owns the mansion, they sold it a couple years ago to keep the company alive, nice. Oh, chips. No! Ah, turds. If I walk away from this game, he's going to commandeer the game.
79:55
You feel me? Focus, Jack, focus. Okay, we're going a second time. I got it. We're going We got April. April doesn't show.
80:15
This is it. For every marble that has ever existed. We got Super Manson Mania from my boy Happy. Now we need to get Super Duper Manson Mania. Shit! I mean, we could do this all day, but that feels sketchy.
80:43
We got a warning. Let's hope Bob is in there. Yo, what's up, Ez? Good to see you, buddy. What?
80:55
That just gave us, like, freeze-breaking playmates. Do we have an extra ball? What the fuck, dude? Hey, bro, how you doing, boss?
81:31
I could have written Peterito. He might be here. Like, listen, man, I heard you talking about my Peteritos. Okay? Okay, I need... So, Victorious, here's why I wrote E-E-B. Are you ready for this?
82:11
In the game, I'm doing well. Haven't seen this stream since you guys moved. Oh, right on, dude. Welcome back. When you're playing the game,
82:20
when you're getting multiball ready, there's a cutaway where it shows a guy tuning the radio. And what it is, is there's a W, and then your three initials after it. And I put weed for all you anime-loving bing-dongs out there.
82:38
I'm going to go get another drink. Everyone, go grab your friends. Bring them in here. If they have Amazon Prime, which they do, tell them to sub to this channel. And I'll be right back with two more alcoholic beverages. Is that okay? Are we good? Can I get some hearts and chat? Don't let Piss Doritos play this game.
83:01
Thank you. Uh, fucking blow it up. I'm doing a live stream right now, see more on the internet. If that matters. Yeah, blow it up dude, blow it up.
87:01
I'm going to put the camera on the center here. The camera on the center plate. Put the camera on the center. And we'll just put the... I'm going to use the fader to go back. Hey, Internet, is the play field bright enough or do I need to brighten that up? Oh, sorry, I'm... So, this is our microphone going out to everyone watching right now. This camera's on you, this camera's on the playfield. Uh, just fucking kill it, man. Put a high score on this damn thing for me.
88:19
This game is a pain in the ass though man, it really is. Absolutely. Let's do it with ya pimp! Let me know how I'm supposed to run this game.
89:09
Yo, Ed, my day's been great, buddy. Thanks for asking, man. It's been a long day. The forum was nice enough to let me set up all my gear here last minute.
89:32
How many people are watching? 70, it looks like. The numbers are very volatile, so it'll go up to like 100 and something. Right, right.
89:48
Bluebeam. That mullet power. You hear that? You hear that, dude? Yeah, I mean, I'm not kicking you off, man. You're well on the play. Yeah, right.
90:07
I'm going to throw that one. I mean, I could throw you in if you were better. No? Sounds good to me, man. So, on this game, if you give it a short point, like a tiny little point, you should barely pass the gate at the skill shot. You'll get a shitload of points and it'll feed the ball here and then you can start blowing the thing out.
90:35
And then boots also if you, you know. Nailed it, there you go. And it keeps beating right back up. So it's like a really big shot to get that thing in there, because it just gives it right back to the putter.
91:11
Three or four shots up that ring and you've got multi-ball. But like I said, this game is pretty freaking quick, so you've got to...
91:23
Welcome to the board, kid. Oh, come on, get up there. Yeah, girl. Oh, you fuck. Agreed. Yo, self or just, welcome to the league, man. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip it and bust up if you can show some love and chat.
91:56
My man. I want to see all those butts. Let's go. All right, so one more shot up there. We got a multi-ball.
92:04
Come on, baby. You, what? What are you doing? Careful not to shake the machine. All right, now that we're in multi-ball, you can shoot whatever's red and flashing. And that's it.
92:35
And then like 8-bit photographs of naked women on the back. Ah, come on. There we go. It's over. Get it off the back.
93:19
Yeah, buddy. Dude. Pinball, man. This is my frickin' my other day job is playing pinball on the internet. Oh, we need this shot.
94:00
Glasgow Eye Laura's telling her intensify It sounds like a rough life. Oh, yeah, playing pinball? Yeah, Internet. Listen. I live a pretty fucking rough life.
95:01
Playing pinball for a living. Alright, now we're out of multiball. Once you get the graph look like just trying to strap up and rip, the whole game changes for you. Because now you get the, instead of just flipping everywhere, you get the game with actually flashing. Extra balls. So, draining, I drained that purpose there for a reason. This misses everything here? I drained that purpose there for a reason. This misses everything here. If we get all the playmates lit up, and shoot up that ramp, it starts the wizard's run. This is like the end of the fucking game. And if you do the short punch thing into this, it gives you that automatically. All you gotta do is shoot up there, fucking every ball in the game comes out, everything's lit, and you can share the damn thing as well.
96:12
Oh, it, man, it fucked me. What the shit? Alright, it didn't give it to me. God damn it! What ball are we gonna shoot?
96:25
Yeah, it threw me over. It jumped out. So this gives me... Nope. Fuck this game. How many bunnies are we away from this time?
96:42
Two more, alright. So two more bunnies and we're good to go. One, two, three. Alright, now it's going to shoot up the ramp. Oh you fucking fucking creeps of shit! Alright, we got one more.
97:14
Oh, fuck me. Alright, here we go. One and done baby, let's go. So, Mansion Mania, it literally is like It really is like, jet cock loads, flashes, photo shoot, fucking every goddamn thing in the game. It's just open dog. And then it just unloads everything in the machine for all the things that are in this thing And uh everything free It the stand Everything free Do it everything until you blow the thing All the balls keep coming back every time. Nope. That's all right.
98:24
There you are, then. He's being very forgiving with me moving it around. Fuck you. God damn it. Also, the benefit of getting the skill shot right away is they reward you with this opening up, there's a new photo.
98:59
Nope. I'll sell your time. Nope. I'll sell your time. Nope. More claiming. Yeah, this game's a weird one, dude. Not my first choice. I think you beat the high score, I think. Oh, yeah. So that should be a multiball. There we go. Come on. Have you been to, uh, Reeve Global? Reeve? Uh, they have a Play-Doh. That game is seriously the most fucked up piece of shit. That game is just the worst piece of shit.
100:03
Do you own any pinball machines? Oh, dude. It's like, uh... Oh, rock and roll. I work on motorcycles, and I would say I feel more fucking incredible when I'm fixing a pinball machine than when I get a bike working. These things are, they're like old cars. You work on them for a weekend, you play for a couple days, you... Yeah, I was just wondering about, uh, I was going to say, uh, uh, Maryland. Maryland? Justin Day, I think. Wait, Justin who? Justin Day. Justin Day? Yeah, I don't know. Uh, shit, yeah. That sounds... Honestly, if you mention that you know Jack Danger of Death, he probably knows you already. Justin Day. Wait, Justin Day? Hold on. Fuck. Internet. Just... From Big Bang World. Yeah, Justin Day from Maryland. You guys know who that is, right? Yo, Flying Nun, what's up? Uh, fuck. I'm gonna feel like a dick if I know who that is and I'm like, forgetting... God damn it. Actually, hold on.
101:28
Get him over here, man. Let's go. I live in Maryland, but no. Okay. Let's see. Get up down baby. V-A-Y.
102:05
I'm almost confident. I'm not going to be able to get my dog. As I do not have the Heisler. Get the fuck over here! Craftown USA is awesome though, so many machines.
102:38
I'm going to be the action-packing just for all of us. Oh, that's it. You do. I'll fight you. Alex. Rock and roll. Yeah. Are you local to Chicago? I'm from the area between Chicago and Arlington. Oh, okay. Right on. It's like, I know I fucking, I definitely ran into you guys. You're obviously unmistakable. Yeah. 100% right. I like personal about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This shit's better than video games because that has a pattern to it. You could eventually play a game in WWF blindfolded because you know it's going to be a pointy ass This is like not only gravity but the prediction of the rubber, the game's fuck, the table, there's cobblestone fucking floors here. I wish we could do it. It's incredible.
103:35
Can you just come back and run me over? Yeah, I'll do it, man. Yeah, I don't know, man. Crab Town is nice. Good food also. Good to visit on a work trip. Birdo, I'm going to have to head over there, man.
103:52
Side note, I'm streaming until they kick me out of here, in case you're wondering. I have no interest in ending this stream. Yo, shiz, yeah, what the fuck, dude? Why are you here?
104:17
Okay, first and foremost, the people we meet on this show is enough to sell the fucking show. This guy is a fake casting. All right.
104:30
Here we go. What do they think of you setting up streaming there? So, Sixler 5, I have to ask ahead of time. Like, okay, most of the barcades here in Chicago, it's okay that I'm able to stream. I can literally walk in and start streaming, right? It's not a big deal. In fact, they encourage it. In most places, I don't even have to pay them. It's great because they're so okay with it. But they're like, I just encountered a new location that has a jackpot.
105:05
And to be totally legit and cool and ready, I just walked in. I was like, dude, here's what I do. It's fucking dope. I want to make out with you. Is your manager here so I can talk about streaming here? Guy's like, no, he'll be here tomorrow. I'm just going up tomorrow to talk to him about streaming. JackBot internet. The best of the box. I don't care what anyone has to say. PinBot. Write a PinBot. JackBot is number one.
105:36
It's PinBot with a DMD and freaking rules and a goddamn cheat button. It put a lime in my drink, dude. I feel like a freaking bird.
105:54
As I squeeze it into my drink. Internet. There's a very, very real chance. Next week. I'm not going to talk too much about it.
106:22
I want. and there's a very real chance this is going to happen, I'm going to design a pinball machine, and I want you to help me.
106:35
Layout. You know, gimmick. We need gimmick. We need the deadlift gimmick. Real, real pinball machines, folks.
106:48
Real pinball machines. I want to make the first crowd sourced design of a plate field and here's what it's going to prove. Either A, everyone asks for something that is complete effing trash or B, the internet knows what it wants. Like with Clippers and Bucks. Hip Smart, by the way, Hip Smart, thanks for wearing that fucking Donate to Pitch shirt in that tournament, man. You're a puke.
107:34
The theme is, we'll figure it out. But I want the theme to be angry soccer moms. And it's gonna be called, STOCKERS! Right? And there's gonna be like, there's gonna be like a bust of a mom here, and her head just goes, and her arm goes up and down, and there's gonna be like, it's gonna be good. Not crowdfunded, crowdsourced. We don't want the money, we just need the idea. Welcome aboard, kid.
108:20
High filling for... High filling. Two years. Oh my god. High filling. High filling for two years in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Internet, I just gave myself... shivers in a bad way.
108:48
I just did this shake your head because you're drunk and about to talk thing that my mom does and has done for her entire life. And she's like, no.
109:01
No. When you talk to my mother, when you talk to my mother, if you say any fucking thing to my mom, anything, anything. This grass is green. My beer is full. Where's, you know, where's the bathroom?
109:27
That guy totally got caught recording me because his light was on. Dude, that dude's face when I caught him, he tried to dance it off. He was like, what? Tried to fucking dance it off. Uh, my mom will say no before everything she said. Dude, he's like, what? He's like this. The fucking lights on me.
109:57
Welcome aboard, Dixie. Fuckin' busted, dude. Yoko Tuna! Welcome to the league, you're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Whitbirds and Butters, show some love there, jazz. Ladies and gentlemen!
110:15
Yo, that dude, send it. Fuckin', that shit's... You know what? You think that's a good video? I'm going to show you something that's going on Worldstar right now.
110:25
Just kidding, I'm not about to do that. Um, no, but yo, my mom would be like, she says no before everything. Like, man, this grass is really green. She'd be like, no, yeah, it's like really good, right? It's really good.
110:41
What? Hey, can I get another beer? No, yeah, it's so just, like, she says literally no before everything.
110:48
There was a Kitson video. He's just filming my ass for later. He just took a picture for his Tinder profile of the hottest dude in any bar ever existing.
111:07
Here's me playing pinball. This is me. He's looking at me right now. Yo, I'm gonna... Listen, I'm drunk enough to make this really fucking uncomfortable for this dude.
111:29
I have friends with face tattoos. I'm going to try calling all these guys too. So, you are familiar with Crab Town or something? Yeah, of course. I live in Baltimore and I play Holy Crowleys and Crab Town all the time. Oh, that's it, man. Yeah, we got a couple of Crap Town players here in chat right now. That's it. Dude, rock and roll. Well, yeah, what's up, Crap Town? I caught some dude, like, recording me earlier, and it just made me really uncomfortable. What are you doing here? Making some tutorials? So, we're just streaming live. I seriously do this every fucking day. Here? Everywhere. All over the U.S. Awesome. Yeah. And we're only playing Playboy tonight because obviously your boy Heft passed away. Yeah, of course. My man. This game's good.
112:30
Are you in a band with these gentlemen? Yeah, I play in a band called Rambler. We're playing across the street tonight at the East Room. East Room? Yeah, yeah. Where the hell is East Room? It's right across the street. Rambler, ladies and gentlemen. Look that up. East Room. Wait, is that the place that's Like upstairs? Above the... Oh, that's right. Cool, cool, cool. Go to the corner. Right, that's right. You gotta walk around the corner and go up the fucking shit. Um... Let's battle, my man. Yeah. Alex, again. No, you don't have to pay. I'm Jack. Yeah, seriously. It's all in free play, man. Just blow it up. This game has been pissing me off all fucking night. Alright, alright. I'm not sure if I can get a better score than that. Yep, absolutely. It came out of the back of my hand. It's a man. Yeah, I can play it incredibly well. It's forgetting where the balls are sometimes, but that's okay. Yeah, trust me. This game has been fucking long. Exactly. Yo, are you in on it? I'm not sure. I can have one.
114:12
I don't really play that often. I've been playing for like 45 days now. I live in Baltimore City. Oh damn, I didn't know that. That's crazy. Right on. Baltimore Barrel. What else is in Baltimore? Uh, what else is in Baltimore? Um, trying to think...
114:44
They, uh... Now let's, let's keep it... Like, one of the best demo players in the world... I'm playing like a fucking idiot right now. Uh, I think it's more...
115:00
You know, fuck this ball, we're gonna do the split-pitcher. Make some noise? Alright, cool. No, we're good to go man. Boo? You know boo? I always wanted to get one of these games and customize it. You can put whatever the fuck you want inside of those babies. It's pretty great. Okay, you're up my man. Is there a skill time? Yeah, so start right into that. Just barely pass that gate. Perfect. And then shoot up that ramp immediately.
115:42
All good. It's time, so you still have time. You got the right idea, though. It's very backhandable. Ah, the multi-hump is pretty much here.
115:54
Alright, here's the deal. We played your first ball. It's all good. Who was in my room? What the hell are you talking about?
116:14
Let's go baby. This game has literally been a fucking dickhead all night. Don't float too much. Oh! Alright, Alex, see what you got, buddy. Ball three, make a sound.
117:12
Let's see some boobies. Nice and short. There you go. Right up that left frame. Woo! There you go. Internet, do we have anyone in Chicago tonight right now? Is anyone watching and you're looking for fucking something to do? Apparently, the show at Eastern tonight, you need to be going to.
118:08
Oh, damn! So that left ramp, wants some love, uh, select the three playmates you have already. Yeah, yeah.
118:19
There you go, buddy. One more time to finish strip poker off of. Okay. Actually, if you hit the grotto, that's a multiball. Yeah, but sometimes you hit one of the big two. What's that? You can stop four times and it's a grand. Four times? Oh yeah, yeah. That's... That's all for grotto, man. The thing about that ramp though is that drop target will frickin' screw you so hard. Welcome aboard, Junior. Thank you. He's rockin' it all, dude.
118:52
Yo, Funderosa! Thank you for maintaining membership to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Clifford the Puck. Because that thing is not really a chapstick kind of chapstick.
119:06
Now that ain't chapstick. It's just a bunch of fucking LSD wrapped up in a chapstick. You fucking perv.
119:25
This game has been a dick to me all night! Alright brother. Oh man, what's the deal with you? I'm gonna go to the... Are you the first? You're not local here. No. How the fuck are you guys playing together? Like, all of you are different ways. Well, we see, uh, like, four games before we go on tour. We play... Well, I mean, he makes work that's looking awesome. Oh yeah, that's very true. Sometimes we forget about the power of the internet. Oh!
120:07
At least that was welcome. It was. But we're more than happy to go again. Yeah, me too. Actually, how about this? Play a game to warm up. I gotta grab a drink. If you have anything to ask the internet they will literally fucking hold the shit up. You guys know what's up.
120:40
We're famous pinball players. You had this gone, dude. It's Diana yesterday, dude. Rest in peace, bro. Rest in play, boy.
121:19
Yeah, yeah, one of them. Can I do that again? Yeah, wait. One, two, three, four. You know what I mean? Oh, it's that one. R-N-D-L-R You say it while I am. Baker and Camaro. At least one. Alright, you seem to have lost balls. I need to know how many times as an adult Have you pissed your pants in the last six months?
122:48
I'm sitting at, like, maybe one. Okay, there we go. Zero? Come on. One time. There you go. Fucking zero. Come on. Zero?
123:06
Kind of a dull time. One hundred. You're gonna have a team of celebrity on the floor. This guy. Crap down baby.
123:16
Not a big drinker? You don't have to drink alcohol to piss your pants. The internet's a fucking target. Center for Monty Ball baby.
123:28
Jackpot baby. Oh your dog pissed you off. He's got it. Yeah, she picked up. Oh, good, good. Take it home, buddy.
123:50
Yeah, the ball tape on this game is fucking shot, man. Somebody either turned it off or turned it to like one second.
124:02
Yeah, not picking it up definitely counts. Right here. This is the microphone. I get them confused sometimes, too. Hey, if you guys know Justin Day, who plays at Crab Town, he recorded our last single. Justin, listen, I... That name is so fucking familiar. Justin Day, yeah. He fucking ruled. Yeah, he was playing the black piece Alright, you're up.
124:43
He has a punch to him. Punch him! That's a beast punch. What kind? I don't know. Whatever. No, you're good! Here's the thing. If you train Q2 without hitting anything, The game typically wants to hook you up.
125:13
Honestly dude, if you could like hold that ball. Hold that shit, hold it. Take a breath, look at the screen.
125:20
Yeah. Fucking what's blinking? Goddamn everything. Shoot whatever it is. Yeah. Honestly. Uh, we have like 63 sponsors.
125:38
So you see that red line attached to our ball-like cameras? It'll take viewers like, uh, a third of the way in.
125:55
Holy shit. Yeah, my recommendation to you is try to get a chance to hold that fucking ball. Bulldent shit? Like, almost as a joke, Bulldent is all through the pocket. And stop it, and then send the shit out and play it. Yeah.
126:16
Don't we have a player after, while everyone's going ball one? Yeah. They look like a band for sure. Awww!
126:38
Internet, stop stereotyping you fucking dickheads. Rude. I play guitar. Which camera is going to get it? I play guitar.
126:53
Mano mano, mano mano, mano mano. Let me get a lowercase o number 7 in check. Yo, that boobies though. One point. One more time. Stop moving. Use that left frame. Come on baby, come on now. It doesn't matter if you miss, pinball is all about how you recover. That's all that fucking matters. That was a good job. No sweat. There it is.
127:32
This man looks like a murderer to you? Yo, yo, yo, yo. Start that four player game. I'm gonna see this shit. Hit that shit four times. Alright, you go first. You're really not... That's what... Yeah, there's spiders. I'm gonna see that shit.
128:30
pick your favorite band member, and that person doesn't get punched in the arm at the end of the round.
128:48
Good fucking save. Holy shit. Hold that. Hold it. Yo, so, when you, uh, you want to screw up that ramp, So when you let it go, let it roll like 85% of the way down the flipper and you'll make it. That's about 80. It's all good. Hit it on the fly.
129:07
It's all good, man. Just like strap and shoot, strap and shoot all fucking day. You're halfway to wizard mode, by the way, also.
129:25
There you go. Oh, what the fuck are you doing? Goddamn, man. All good, baby? With bonus, I think you're sitting in first place.
129:37
Second place. Oh, you're doing alright. No! You didn't win any good ones. Alright, man. Good luck to you. So, don't pull points. What you want to do is short points. Just barely get it past that gold shot gate.
129:51
Just stop. Really stop. That's good, yeah, that's good. Perfect. Let's get up that ramp immediately.
130:05
It's all good, man. It's coming back, you're good, you're good. Don't go anywhere. It didn't give it...okay, nevermind. Don't go anywhere. We're getting fucked here religiously. Fuck. Yo, the fact that I'm a believer... I would probably be burning these weekends around. That ball did not come back to you. God damn it! What the hell happened there, Internet? I played the one on the same line. Oh, play the same line forever. This game will play forever. This particular one, I can get you. You've all got play boards down. Oh, no, it's good. Please tell me you did these yourself. I'm listening to myself, guys. What the hell? Do it, Alex. Do it.
130:56
That's what I like to say. Oh, man. Hugh. Hugh Hefner has done more for me than any other person on the face of the earth. He's like, oh, shit. Absolutely.
131:13
Yeah, man. That bunny's so fucking good. You guys know who Kate's friend is? Like the bunny is like this fucking hell. Great fucking stuff dude, that's a life. So I uh, I'm a big fan of the game. I'm a big fan of the game, but uh, still keep every goddamn game.
132:18
is Rambler. They're playing at the East Room tonight. Undisclosed time. Just fucking get your ass over here and watch the show. They're giving away free kisses, I guess. It's all mouth hugs from here, guys. Goddamn. Is that a vault name? That was a bad thought. No. There's like little to no vault. I don't know what's going on in this game. Rambler. It's spelled R-M-B-L-R. With a Z on the end.
132:51
How thin is Teleporter? Great. I'll make a phone map of it. I always do. Another way internet. I'll put a waste-eater right here. I need help. Get here. Wait, it's R-M-B-L-R? Yeah, my man. Yeah, cheers.
133:37
Plan 3. North one, Quentin. What the fuck? Wait! Nevermind, you're done. So, typically the game should have saved your ass. You know, this is the way it is. You know, the ball savers have to play one fucking second. I don't like the use of a lot of these third games, but they're so light and you can move around. Well, here's the thing, like the, uh, okay, it's all good. Um, but it, uh, I mean, it's all dictated, I guess, by what the first boss says about the game. Goddamn. Okay, okay. Alright.
134:38
Flipper, animation, force. It's all good, dude. I don't care. Thank you, Tanner. Ow. The bullshit way of playing this game is to just do that middle shot first. I mean that works out pretty well too. Just impregnate the pinball machine and then you can go. I'm very, very proud. Thank you. That was very nice.
136:19
That was very nice. Thank you very much. Thank you. Alright, here's the thing. If you guys are good for one more game, I want you guys to pick teammates because this game keeps track of team scores. Okay? So, pick what your teammates are. So, like, first player and third player are teammates, second player and fourth player are teammates, right? Hey, don't look up Rambo on YouTube. Do not do that. Don't say that shot, man. Let's go. Don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do one more game. I want to drink a table. Okay? Yeah. What do you do? We're going to pick teammates.
138:17
You two guys? Alright, so, I'm going to make you first and then third. Okay. You're second and fourth. Yo brother, you're fourth player on this first game. Okay.
138:31
Leathern, how you doing? First and third, second and fourth. So, you see how it's down below there? Oh my god. So, as all of you guys are together, you need to beat the shit out of these dudes. And please make a big fucking big beat out of this. short plunge and right up that fucking ramp dude right up that goddamn ramp beautiful right up the middle hit that goddamn fucking target right there yup now right up the middle again Okay, here's the thing. By the way, do not feel bad about hitting the fucking game. A side note for everybody is, if the ball is ever near the top of the screen set, or the in-lane, out-lane area, drive the game, like nudge it, so that whatever's shooting the playfield hits the ball and puts it back into play.
139:46
All right. Yeah, post the shit out of it. Hit that fucking left gram. All day. Don't do that. Don't post things. No links. Yeah, we need nudes.
140:35
No, please don't. Don't use your links. So funny as to. You're all right. It's all right. All right. Number one. All right. Still far. We got it. Team. Oh, fuck. It's close. Team number one is winning. Thanks. We got it. Oh, you got a little. Fuck that with the. Whoa. I'm going to give a second. Every fucking day.
141:30
Amen. Hit that center ramp if you can. Keep hitting it. Keep fucking all day hitting it. Yep. Woo! Come on, go on, Jicks. . Ummm... you're done. No, you're good. Wait, no you're fucked. Yeah, it's good. Wait, no you're good! It's here! I'm 10 feet high. Yeah, what else?
142:32
Stop! We're not done yet. We're just dead. And I have a book and I want to go to the bathroom. Oh my god. I love you!
142:44
Shoot it out baby! Short plunge, left ramp, middle ramp until your fucking hands fall off. Dude, water polo, thank you for maintaining your membership, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, delivers and butt-champs.
143:06
Come on baby, you son of a bitch! Mark! Careful of the pawn! Maybe I'll get a player pawn! No, no, no, no! Shake it! Shake it!
143:28
Yeah! Don't be talking to the keeper, is that? Oh, jeez! Wait! Go, get the goal! Here we go! They hooked you the fuck up!
144:30
Holding that flipper to stop the ball is definitely a thing. lightning I'm going to get a negative 100 right there. That's a negative 500. No, I'm not going to get a negative 100. I'm going to get a negative 100. Negative 100 right there. That's negative 500. Nor will half the flag game over. The half of the flag down. They move it right there. Pick it up.
146:17
Hold this shit level. Hold this shit level. Let's see what happens. Team 2 wins by 2 million points! Hey, have a good trip. Bring it on in Ramblers at East Room tonight Two fucking night be there or I going to find you and beat the shit out of you yo I am like drunk out of my mind Ramblers R-M-B-L So, uh, what's the matter?
147:17
R.F.P.R. Alright, my wife just texted me. She says... Good, how you doing? What movie is this? John Thompson and the Chastain Oh! The Chastain The movie is the shit Yo! Peteritos Are you in?
147:56
Yeah, Peteritos! Alright, you go first Alright Peteritos I'm kidding I'm too drunk. Yo, my man. Pardon. Oh, you're doing great. You're doing great. Laura, everything's fine. We're all good. Everything's fine. We're all good.
148:46
This is my boy Peter. Yeah man, keep it good. No, dude. You had that shit. So what do you shoot for in this game? Are you just hitting the middle rim all day? Oh, damn, I got fucked. So, is it, uh, shoot up the middle all day? Damn. Oh. Alright, you got this. Guys, peterinos is about to hit you. Whoop my ass. You are food. Guys, we're fine. Dude, what the fuck? Okay, we're good. So, here's the thing. Short plunge.
149:56
Short plunge. Wait. Hit the left ramp. And then up the middle. No! Man. That's good. Come on. Mucho gusto, man. I know either way.
150:43
Here. Wait, we're good. The thing of now when I shoot is like... Slightly, slightly trigger. Alright, here we go. One more shot and we have all of you back. Oh my god. Oh, that's more fun. Can you hear it? Say it now. Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Say it now.
151:25
My man! Make your boobies! And I mean, no, this is a ball save. It's all good. Yo, uh, white, everything's fine.
152:21
Those fucking buttholes. Those were not 77s. Those were just very delicate, amazing fucking human beings. Trust me. I know the difference between anti-Semites and people that just have cool fucking throat and face tattoos. Those were not fucking, uh, terrible human beings. Oh, come on! I love you Captain Nitro! Alright, shit, sorry bud. Play your shoes. My man. I'm playing him all with these fucking super gross hands.
153:10
Yeah! Penis this is! Mullet cap was cool as shit. I love that dude. Dude, great game. Great game, man.
153:34
Alright, here's the thing. We're gonna do one more game. We're going first. And here's the thing. The loser... I put in a game for two players, right? One more? The loser... has to... talk like a chicken... when they're done.
154:10
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here's the thing. Oh my God! Turn! I got an idea, hold on. No, no, no, there's no balls. Yeah, but there's no balls. Yeah, there is. Wait, give me my ball back. We're good. Still player two. Wait, give me my ball back. We're good. Still player two.
156:00
Boobie! Wade, Wade, Wade! So do you play pinball a lot? Not yet man. What's your favorite game? Pinball. What's your favorite game? Playboy and kids. The blippers stopped working. Okay. Playboy and kids? That is a... Wow. Internet, the flipper stopped working mid-flip, by the way.
157:08
Okay. Play it again. I don't post my shit on Pinside. I did a world record on... Huber. I put that up. There's a pinball machine for Cesar. Yeah.
157:36
They did a pinball machine for that guy. Yeah. They have a world record on that machine. I'm going to vote him. I'm gonna burn him. Fuck you.
158:04
I just said, fuck that movie man, there he is. Kurt Russell. Has anyone ever seen the movie, FANG? Yeah. What's Kurt Russell? They burned that on that bird. That other dude is just crying like a dildo. Internet, if any of you, if any of you start acting like a fucking thing, I will burn the shit out of you. Yeah, hell yeah. I will burn the fricking shit out of you. Right, Ropers? Rip heads. Yeah, you know.
159:04
I can't let this guy be me, or I'll, uh... I'll hold my credibility out the window. Yo! America Most Wanted. How you doing buddy? Come on buddy.
159:30
We're looking for a solid trade right now. We're going to play one handed. Go, go! Good. Get home, baby!
160:47
No. Hit it. I'm going to tag you right now. Yeah, right. Let's go. Internet, um, can you check and chat your best depiction of a penis ejaculating onto to a platform.
161:54
Thank you. Dude, this is Piss Doritos. I'm too drunk to be here right now. Piss Doritos. Can I get a pen 15? Yo, Roper Fuentes.
162:35
Roper, where are you right now, dude? Are you working? Are you watching the thing right now at Emporium Logan? where there is like obviously not enough people murdered.
163:00
I gotta... Okay. I have to pee really bad. Yep. Play one game on the play show and I'll be right back.
163:11
Alright. Internet. Madison Gateway Hold it. Quick, all right. Quick start, but hold it.
164:48
Boom. One player game. Go for it. Guys, you're a flying gun killer, you have an avatar game? That game is uh... A lot of people don't like that game, but I actually work at a lot of games. The guy's name is Johnny Logan Square.
166:38
Oh still praise the Lord King are things be rich able it be fair ् All of you over here. All over here. Okay, here's the thing. So, you're my team. You do this, okay? I'm gonna play first. I win. No, we're not together. No, it's a first. You're a second. It keeps track of the speed control. Okay? Whoever is in the... ... I don't know. Whatever. You pick up the speed control. It's happening. I don't know. I was playing and he was like, I can't hold that move. So like, this is the one that I'm going to do. And he goes, So watch out for that. I'm like, I'm going to do it. I'm like, okay. I just don't know what to do. I'm like, I'm going to do it. That was a good one. Good luck. I love you. Internet. Take part in... Here we go!
169:01
I'm not even... Alright, player two. ... No. ... I feel the pressure with the thing on. Hold my guard on. One second. Now you're on. Alright. Before you plunge. I got the coach. You see this gate right here where it's a... You want a short plunge to let it barely pass that and then fall off. You can do one to let it barely pass that and then fall in. And then when it does, you can shoot up that whole ramp and then middle ramp, see that thing blocking it? All fucking day. All goddamn day. I'm honest. Short ones, get it in here, shoot up there, and then all day. Easier said than done, though. I promise you it's not that hard. A little bit more. Oh, you're a waste. Waste you fucking piece of shit. I got the coach on my side, Ray. I just let him middle, middle, middle, middle all day. Yeah. Look, Ray. Still shot.
170:38
So what you may not know is you can hold that flip rope to hold the ball. Oh, no, I know how to do that. Oh, yeah. I know about that. Go get it. Hold. Flip the flip rope. Hold that shit. Hold. No, no, no, no. Hold that. Look at me! You're fucking cutting me. Alright. Here's what I want you to do. Get a dump box. Wait, is your name Jack? Yeah. You motherfucker! My name's Jack too. Let's go. I never bought John. Fuck John. Dude, John's a dildo. Jack is a retec. Here's what you're gonna do. I'm gonna let you make an intention. You could shoot that target which is like 65% of the way down the front when you let it go You're gonna flip it, hit that target, and then get it back up there Or, you could let it come down about 20% of the way and shoot up that fucking ramp with a fat paint So it's up to you, I believe in you, it doesn't matter, we're gonna fucking win anyway Oh yeah! Oh you almost got me! You almost got me
171:48
Jack, come here. Did you beat me? You're up, Jack. Oh, deep, Jack. There you go. By the way, Zip, yeah, don't put that game on the floor. I'm going to have to get out of here. I'll wait. Oh, yeah.
172:48
Internet! Oh, one-hanger, sorry, one-hanger. How did you do that? I still need a touch. I'm fine. So give it a tiny, you're just trying to get it barely past the edge. Barely. Try it and if it doesn't go, just do a punch-spin one. Right there. Perfect. I'm just trying to get it. Oh yeah, he's sent down the way. Oh, TIT! There's TIT over there! Oh, fuck it. Hit that fucking target. There's TIT over there, bro.
174:02
Oh! Okay, okay. You are on top of the other tailbone. Okay. Um, we're... Oh, four. Four, four. We had a win.
174:44
Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. Don't tell me you lose.
175:44
Can I win? It looks good. Can you repeat the chat? Here, here. Can you give us a shout out for this?
177:04
Gummy! Let's go on, do something again. Short one, left grab, middle kick until your fucking head falls off.
177:19
Perfect! Oh yeah! Oh shit! Wait! I got the chance again! Wait! Oh! I did it again! Middle win!
177:42
Oh! Yes! Whoa! Hold up! Nice! Alright, player four. Player number three. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You're just proud of me. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Oh. Give it. Give it back. And put your foot in the field. Good boy. Okay, here's the deal.
178:52
I've been trying to convince my wife that I'm not drunk. But as it turns out, I'm having triple tosses.
179:04
We have a cheaper muscle thing, blackout and Drunk Boy, and we've had it for an hour. I'm pretty hammered! And that's why we're going to take GC right now.
179:34
So, guest saving on this is not a fucking thing. I can't figure it out. I think it's the texture in the floor. There's so many like hard fucking dudes here, but not like sexual, you know what I mean? There's a lot of hard dudes here.
180:20
You know what, to be honest, I think we're done streaming. Um, what time is it? Nine something or other? Um, I might be, I might be, uh, I might be too drunk to continue. What's happening? Wait. Buffalo Pinball was on the front page, why didn't they host me? That's weird. Lot of hard dudes here. Boop! Community! Don't let pinball, man. as a person, no, I'm like, thing is, we're done streaming, I, um, we haven't done yet, we're done, I, I'm, uh, I'm past the point of, um, I'm drunk, alright, I love you guys, I love you. Hold on.
181:53
Internet, this is Ben. Ben was talking shit all fucking night. Alright, so this game can be a bit more complicated. Let's see if we can get a little more of our main point. So we have 780. That's right. First try, first one. I wonder if you've played this game before? I've played two. I did better than you.
182:39
It's just a lot of you, uh... Is that blinking right there? It's a moment. It's sort of a, we know you fucked up really bad, let me hook you up with a... gadget.
182:59
Did you know there was a second you had, sir? Well, yeah, this game absolutely. But I, every single night, I stream pinball from a different location across the country. But I am like, a little bit of a puzzle to come up with tonight. That's the best way to play.
183:27
Internet, why would you let this happen? Ben, if there are questions that you have not been answered, ever, I would really recommend answering them on the internet, and if you have them, I would love to see them. Good, but we have time here. Tell this microphone right here, like, what's your favorite Pokemon? Like, I don't give a fuck what it is. I don't know. We will answer it.
184:05
Can I ask what your offer was? Alright, what's your favorite month here on the table here? I did that on purpose.
184:34
We got a bunch of May. Holy shit. Alright. I would agree. Yeah. May, May, May, May. Everyone says May. I mean, May's got that look on her face. I'm looking at this and it's going like a fucking...
185:06
February! Yeah, I get it. I get it. February's alright. Just look. Of February, she has like long hair on her face, she's blonde. It's mostly blonde. Do you play pinball normally? Yeah. Where do you, where are you from? Uh, Stubborn. So you've been to like level uh 237 ummm What else have you seen so far? Woodfield? Yeah You've heard of Timbaland and Woodfield? Uh no I'm not that much into Abbott Abbott? Not Abbott Abbott, not Abbott I mean Abbott is working I'm playing football over there. They're all professionals. Oh really? Yeah. I mean, I'm a pro pinball player, but not when I'm like fucking stabbing fucking Jimsonic Q.
186:49
You've been playing this all night? Yeah. Can you watch this? Yep. It's like a little robot. Our boy Q.
187:04
I mean, okay, if, um, you know what Twitch is? I've heard of it. So, essentially it's like, people watch people play video games, right? But, um, they've been going for like, their NFL. You watch them play football, or you play yourself. But typically it's hard to watch people playing football.
187:55
How do you get to that? Well, the game will tell you what you're not allowed to do. So, the fun thing about a tilt bomb is, um, see that? That's a horn.
188:13
You're allowed to be a horn. Your third warning is your mom. So, that's the second warning. My third warning, that didn't count. It didn't hit. So, do you know where it went on the lift? No, I've never seen it. I know what it's... I know what the bottom is. So, yeah, it's a... There's a metal ring here on the cabinet underneath all of this stuff. With a rod going through the way out of it. And then that blocks. Yeah. So, the third jumps in this one. So you're given two warnings. The third warning, or would be the third warning, I've never killed it before but, this shit out of the gate, it will tell you if you're getting it or not
189:04
Nooo Oh my lord Nooo God damn it This isn't what you play You're just a clown Oh, I threw down two players here. Oh, that's when I should do it! Neat. So, when, uh, okay, I have, my sort of like, game job is to go to the So when you're playing, you're always hitting the fucking game system. If you're not flipping, you're looking at whatever is through into the playfield. What? You notice that? You can always get it back in its place. At all times. I'm constantly doing this shit and it's not getting more. You're like going crazy. I'll move the tilt. Oh. Come on. Here, here. Take that, man. Pleasure. Thank you, Jen. Jack. This tilt needs to be adjusted.
190:27
I gotta break this gear down, because I'm too drunk to fucking keep going. So here's the thing. I need to know which of my nipples is your favorite nipple. Ready?
190:49
No, wait. I can't do that. I'll get in trouble. All right, folks. Hey, wait, left. No, wait, hold on. What?
191:09
Internet, have a wonderful evening. Be good and be good to each other. Tomorrow is actually the Twitch Chicago meetup. Okay? Now, I don't know that we're going to stream pinball tomorrow, but we might do IRL stuff to show you all of Chicago's top streamers. Okay?
191:39
Um, I love you, and I've always loved you, and I'm starving, and I wanna, I wanna make out with you. We had some fucking characters on the show today, let me tell you. Uh, internet, what was your favorite moment tonight? Let me know before I kill the stream.
192:09
I think he's gonna get beat up today Your bloated love junkle Dude mullet man was lit Yeah, mullet man mullet man wins mullet man wins mullet Face tag. Dude yes, okay
192:32
Let me pull my boy over here What was that guy's name? We'll call him Mullet Man. It was all my favorite moment. I love you, Taylor.
192:48
They were literally just right here. Now they're gone. Go grab Grandpa Pat. No. You're in Dorito. You know.
192:59
All right. Have a great evening, Internet. I love you. and I'm in love with you. By the way, if you're unfamiliar,
193:10
Pinball on Twitch as a channel was not a fucking thing until I just worked my fucking dick off to make this place.
193:23
That's why the Pinball logo on Twitch was so familiar because it's my logo flipped with a message. Alright guys, have a good night. I love you. And I'm in love with you, and I'll see you tomorrow, and um...
193:43
I had too many gin and tonic. Be good and be good to each other. If you're near each other, go make out.
193:54
Please, please make out. And send me photos on Snapchat. HeyJackGanger is my Snapchat. Jaded, I swear to God.
194:07
Alright, be good. I love you. Rick Headphone users, right? Goodbye. The curtains open on Jeff Ingram, penetrating your nostrils. What are you doing? the stranger says as Jeff enters your right nostril. Just figuring it out, Jack says, stretching your right astral to a centimeter that you did not think you'd ever be able to stretch. You say, as it chokes in here, bro. Alright, goodnight Internet, I love you, I can't wait to see you tomorrow, be good.
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Mwah!