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PNP 634- TWIPYS Are Coming!+ 5 Ways Cuphead MAY Still Be Released+ Jacks NEW Pinnovation

Poor Man's Pinball Podcast·podcast_episode·1h 33m·analyzed·Aug 23, 2025
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TL;DR

Twippies confirmed; Pokemon Costco potential; Cuphead release theories explored.

Summary

Orbital Albert discusses upcoming Twippies awards (confirmed still happening despite rumors), speculates on Pokemon home version as Costco hit for Stern, explores five potential paths for Cuphead pinball release, and reflects on community dynamics, secondary market retention, and personal circumstances affecting his Expo attendance.

Key Claims

  • Twippies awards are still happening despite rumors they were cancelled

    high confidence · Colin from Kineticist confirmed via direct contact that planning resumes after Expo, similar to previous years; Orbital Albert reached out specifically to verify

  • Pokemon home version is a better candidate than Call of Duty for Stern's next Costco hit

    medium confidence · Cale Hernandez mentioned this on JBS show around 9-minute mark; Orbital Albert agrees with the reasoning based on Pokemon's universal appeal and cultural reach

  • Orbital Albert has not reached out directly to Cuphead team and designer

    high confidence · Stated 'I have actually reached out to members of the Cuphead team, including the designer' and promises to update later in show with their response

  • Colin of Kineticist experienced significant burnout running Twippies

    high confidence · Colin stated he spent most of year recovering from 'hardcore burnout' and planning typically begins after Expo

  • Pinball machines hold value better than most hobbies/toys, losing only 5% annually on average

    medium confidence · Orbital Albert's personal analysis based on secondary market experience buying/selling 15+ machines

Notable Quotes

  • “If ever you are going to take a brand that could sell like hotcakes at Costco, it should be Pokemon. I don't care what other content creators my age are telling you that there's no man over 12 years old who likes Pokemon.”

    Orbital Albert @ ~2:00-3:00 — Core argument defending Pokemon's commercial appeal and countering age-based dismissal of the brand

  • “Remember, Canada is always a negative Nancy and makes stuff up constantly. We really don't start planning it until after Expo, just like last year.”

    Kineticist @ ~15:00 — Direct confirmation that Twippies are still active despite industry rumors of cancellation; also reveals typical planning cadence

  • “I have actually spent the last three days attempting to change my show a little bit and do a little tiny bit more investigative journalism.”

    Orbital Albert @ ~12:00 — Signals content strategy shift toward direct sourcing and interviews rather than opinion-based commentary

  • “Probably my favorite piece of pinball content ever... is the video where a whole bunch of content creators go, the Twippies Awards, the Twippies are coming.”

    Orbital Albert @ ~22:00 — Highlights cultural significance of Twippies in pinball community and nostalgia factor driving attendance/engagement

  • “If my wife went out and spent $15,000 and she had asked if she could buy something for like a grand... we've been together 22 years... she literally is my bestie.”

    Orbital Albert @ ~48:00 — Personal relationship philosophy contrasted with typical pinball collector secrecy patterns discussed in 'Pinball Confessions' episode

Entities

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Signals

  • ?

    announcement: Twippies awards ceremony confirmed to be happening despite widespread industry rumors of cancellation; Colin confirms planning resumes post-Expo with similar cadence to previous years

    high · Direct communication from Colin of Kineticist clarifying rumors are false and planning follows typical post-Expo schedule

  • ?

    rumor_hype: Speculation about Stern's next Costco-positioned home edition: Call of Duty vs. Pokemon debate emerging in community discourse

    medium · Cale Hernandez publicly argued for Pokemon over Call of Duty on JBS show; Orbital Albert agrees based on market appeal logic

  • ?

    machine_intel: Orbital Albert conducting direct outreach to Cuphead team and designer to investigate game status and five potential release scenarios

    medium · Host states he reached out to Cuphead team including designer and promises update with responses later in episode

  • ?

    content_signal: Orbital Albert shifting Poor Man's Pinball content from opinion-driven to investigative/interview-based model with direct source outreach

    medium · Host explicitly states attempt to move away from assumptions and blog-style commentary toward reaching out to industry members for primary sourcing

  • ?

    industry_signal: Colin of Kineticist disclosed significant burnout managing This Week in Pinball and Twippies; prioritizing mental health recovery over content production

    high · Direct statement from Colin describing recovery from 'hardcore burnout' and delayed planning cycle to protect well-being

Transcript

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0:00
Sous-titrage ST' 501 Pinball Nerds Podcast, coming to you from beautiful River Higgins, Nova Scotia.
0:43
Welcome back, Pinball Nerds, to episode 634 of your fifth favorite Pinball Podcast. My name is Orbital Albert, and on today's show, we're going to be talking all about Kale Hernandez's fresh-off-the-press rumor. That's right. I'm not sure if he's heard it somewhere or if he just thinks it's a good idea because I haven't listened to the whole show. But Cale Hernandez, you know, I'm not going to say formally of the Electric Bat podcast because he's still over there. But today on the JBS show with Jamie Burchill on the YouTubes, he mentions right around the nine minute mark that he does not think that Call of Poodie, I mean, sorry, Call of Duty is going to be the next Costco hit for Stern. He actually said he thinks it's going to be the home version of Pokemon and went on to explain how much sense that makes. I agree, Kale. That's right. If ever you are going to take a brand that could sell like hotcakes at Costco, it should be Pokemon. I don't care what other content creators my age are telling you that there's no man over 12 years old who likes Pokemon. Well, I think you're forgetting that the average kid that was playing Pokemon on a Game Boy in the early 90s was only probably between, at the time, 12 to 15 years old. Many of them, tons of women played as well. Let's remember that. Pokemon was one of the very few games that because it was thought of as less of an RPG and more of like a giant scavenger hunt mixed with an RPG, there's a little bit of idle in there as well. Come on. Because the game was liked by people of basically every culture all across the world, if you could get a Game Boy, you probably loved Pokemon. And then, of course, there was the cartoons and vice versa. You could argue the games put gasoline on the fire, making it one of the world's largest brands. And I couldn't agree with Kilmore, but we're going to save that till later. We're going to save that for Ron.
3:07
No, not Harry Potter Ron, but later Ron. All right. We're also going to be talking about the top five ways I believe that Cuphead could be saved. And many of you thank you. I got really, really good numbers on my last show. I'm very happy about it. It could be the new mic. It could be the fact that I'm drama free since episode 620. Come on. That's good, right? After my next episode, do you all pinball nerds know that I'll be 15 episodes drama free? Now, I saw a massive decline in my numbers for quite a while after I kind of spiraled or I called it crashing out. I crashed out a little bit earlier this year, had a little mini beef with a couple of content creators. But the good news is the fires have at least been squelched for now. That's right. I was courageous enough to jump into Don's pinball podcast Sunday morning. I don't know what he calls it, Sunday morning service with Don. It's a pretty chill, relaxed, mellow live stream. I mean, probably even more relaxed than this podcast today. I'm not going to lie. And I loved every minute of it, Don. So I said I would not chime in. I would not chime in. Don't say anything, Orby. Come on. Don't talk to yourself in third person, Albert. Just don't. Just be nice. He's live. Like, I didn't know he was going live. I didn't see a post for it or anything. It just literally, because I've subscribed to him, it popped into my YouTube feed. And I was watching and being a good boy for so long. And then he asked just one question.
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  • $

    market_signal: Pinball machines retain value better than most hobbies; typical 5% annual depreciation cited; machines hold 90-95% value year-over-year versus 40-60% for ATVs/sports cars

    medium · Orbital Albert's personal analysis comparing used pinball sale prices and depreciation rates to other recreational purchases

  • ?

    community_signal: Orbital Albert processing semi-ostracization from pinball 'tribe' due to past interpersonal conflicts; expressing vulnerability about Expo non-attendance impact

    high · Extended personal reflection on tribe membership, past conflicts, and apologies for embarrassing behavior; references to members disavowing tribe

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Orbital Albert signals intentional pivot toward drama-free content; tracking 'episodes since conflict' (620+) and crediting new mic/improved disposition for show number gains

    high · Host references 15-episode streak without drama, notes correlation with number improvements, credits decision to participate peacefully in Don's livestream

  • ?

    venue_signal: Orbital Albert considering relocation from Nova Scotia farm to Maritime region with lower Lyme disease/hurricane risk and better pinball arcade access (Fredericton, Moncton, St. John area)

    medium · Host discusses potential farm sale within year; mentions Fundy Flippers connection and appeal of closer arcade proximity; frames as tentative future possibility

  • ?

    product_strategy: Stern pinball exploring Costco as distribution channel for premium home editions; Pokemon discussed as superior mass-market appeal candidate over Call of Duty IP

    low · Cale Hernandez speculation on JBS show; Orbital Albert's agreement based on consumer demographics and franchise ubiquity

  • ?

    event_signal: Orbital Albert unable to attend Expo due to unspecified financial/logistical constraints; expressing regret about missing tribe members and industry connections

    high · Multiple references to not making Expo this year; expressed disappointment about missing Don, Kerry Hardy, and other personalities

  • ?

    historical_signal: Twippies awards represent significant cultural touchstone in pinball community; 5th annual video promo featuring multiple designers/creators is Orbital Albert's favorite pinball content ever

    high · Extended nostalgic reflection on Twippies promo video featuring Keith Elwin, Marc Silk, Loser Kids, and other notable community figures; emotional investment in annual continuation

  • 4:45
    He said, who here is coming to Expo? And although I hadn't said it out loud yet, I decided to type it on my keyboard. And I told him, unfortunately, it doesn't look like I'm going to be able to make it this year. Now, I don't know if Don is this good of an actor or not. He sounded genuine, but he said, oh, Albert, each year you tease us with your coming. You're not coming again. Darn, I really wanted to meet you. Now, maybe part of that's true. I hope it is. I did want to meet Don as well. I mean, you know, more so before our beef earlier this year, but I still did want to, I was excited to meet Don and play a game of pinball with him and get him to maybe buy him a cider or two and take me to the corner of Expo and whisper little secrets of nothing into my ear about how good Cuphead was. That's literally the only thing I would ask Don like off record. It's like, dude, just tell me, was Cuphead good? Was it really that good? Because we've all heard Kerry Hardy and Don tell us how good Cuphead was. So I have actually spent the last three days attempting to change my show a little bit and do a little tiny bit more investigative journalism. And I have actually reached out to members of the Cuphead team, including the designer. Now, I'm going to update you on what they said a little later because I've got a little boo-doop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop. Okay, that's not exactly how it goes, but I have a little news alert here. In trying to change my show a little, do a little more, I hate the term investigative journalism because it's not like I'm, you know, I'm not cracking a big case. I'm actually, instead of me just assuming things on my stupid blog, I'm actually reaching out to people and asking them for their feedback to try to present you, the listener, with some new information that maybe you haven't had before besides just doing opinion pieces. So I reached out to Colin of the Kineticist after hearing a very negative Nancy and Debbie Downer. I don't want to start A&B's today, but that's kind of, I mean, they've called themselves that as well. So let's be honest, after hearing someone in the industry exclaim that the Twippies are done, Colin's not even running them, there is no Twippy committee, nothing is happening this year.
    7:05
    I honestly was a little worried because one of the main reasons I do this show, guys, is because I'm so excited to move up to being your 19th favorite pinball podcast. I was 20th last year. I feel like if I don't beef it out with any other content creators this year, I keep the content primarily positive. And over and above that, I bring you some rad interviews and I'm reaching out to other people within the pinball industry to try to slowly change my podcast from less about me personally to more about pinball. Who knew? A pinball podcast that talks about pinball. People might like it. Whee! Okay, so I did reach out to Colin, okay? I'm not going to read it word for word. I'm trying to go out of my way. Colin, I'm going to change one word that you wrote me, okay? Just because I don't want to have to deal with said wrath of using the particular word in this case. So even though I'm trying to keep my journalism integrity, I'm also filtering out a little bit to not start a new War of the Worlds here. And I did let Colin know this is on the record. If I'm talking to you and it's not on the record, I will try my best not to use it, obviously, right? But I did let him know this was on the record for the show. So Colin says, remember, Canada is always, and I mean, a negative Nancy, I'm going to say negative Nancy, and makes stuff up constantly. We really don't start planning it until after Expo, just like last year. And it'll probably be a similar cadence this year as I've spent most of the year trying to recover from hardcore burnout. So first of all, Colin, I am sorry to hear that you've had to deal with some burnout. I think that in the content creator space, I won't just say the pinball content creator, I'd say all content creators deal with this. You want to create content for your audience, but if you create too much content or do content too often, they get sick of you and you get sick of them. I want to record a pinball podcast almost every day. I could record a pinball podcast every single day of my life other than when my tinnitus is bad and if I'm so sick my throat isn't working, right? Let me have a little sip of my root beer here for a moment and we're going to go over what Colin said and why it's important.
    9:32
    Root beer? Orby, why are you drinking coffee in the morning? Well, last night while we were making our iced coffee for the farmer's market today in good old Pugwash, love the name of that town, the Pugwash Farmer's Market, one of our coffee makers broke. So my wife had to take up our backup with her in case she wasn't able to buy a new one at the store because I don't believe the old Walmarts or any other stores were open when she left at 6.10 a.m. this morning. So anywho, she's going to have to try to rip up to like a variety store or a general store or maybe a home hardware, a little tiny like she's going to try to have to buy a coffee maker somewhere. Long story short, she took my only coffee maker. So I will be uncaffeinated today. That's I think actually in the States, root beer is allowed to have caffeine. I think here we don't have it in the root beers. I don't know. I don't know. But it is it is sugar free and dubs. Got to get the and dubs. Some people like hires. You're wrong. They got that cool, weird standing bear, sure. But like A&Dubbs is where the root beer is at. Anyways, so I will not be sipping on any angry alpaca coffee today. It will be all about, because that's what us Canadians say, don't you know, eh? It will be all about the root beer. But Colin, first of all, I'm sorry to hear that you're dealing with burnout. Second of all, I'm glad to hear you're prioritizing your mental health and giving yourself a little bit of time to kind of, you know, I like to call it recharging my batteries. So I always try to think of like where my batteries are. And I will tell you, I know it was the worst show I've ever done. And that's saying something because I've had some turd burglars on here. I've had some shows that smelled worse than your hands after eating Subway. Some of my shows were almost so bad they smelled worse than their hands after eating BK. I like the taste of like a warm Whopper. I can't eat BK cold. I don't like those fries. I do save calories when I go to BK because I never get those fries. But, you know, once in a while when the Whoppers, you know, back in the day the Whoppers were like Whopper Wednesdays. They were like two bucks or like $2.50. You could go with a five-ski Canadian which is worth like $3.50 American and you could get two Whoppers. What happened to those days? But anyways, they would taste good, but as long as you like raced home quickly or you pulled over in the parking lot and like ate one, I'm not going into a Burger King. I've smelt the smell in a Burger King. I would have to have a turtle head poking on the highway for over 45 minutes for me to rip into a Buc-ee's. No, I'm just kidding. I would take a deuce at any Buc-ee's. I'm so excited to see Buc-ee's someday. Once an old friend of mine did a live stream just at Buc-ee's, and that meant a lot to me. It made me feel very special, and it was fun. I showed it to my whole family. And I was hoping to see said person, of course, at Expo this year. And alas, it looks like that won't happen. But before we talk about Cuphead, OK, I need to be open and honest and say, I'm excited for the Twippies. OK, I know that it sounds silly. They're just a little thing. And maybe, OK, maybe I'm a creature of routine. In fact, I am. When I'm expected to go do something or I'm excited to go do something and it doesn't go as planned, I lose my chats. That's just how it goes. I'm not the type of person who can just like, okay, sure, plans are changing. You know what I mean? I get really excited for when something is planned. And the one thing that I know is that every year that I've been into pinball, at least seven of the eight years I've been a hardcore pinball nerd providing silly comment for your ear holes.
    13:08
    The Twippies have been a thing and I've got to be a part of the Twippies many of the different years. In fact, probably my favorite piece of pinball content ever, and that's saying something, is the video where a whole bunch of content creators go, the Twippie Awards, the Twippies are coming. And I think like Mark Silk was in it. I know Keith Elwin was in it with like one of those classic really high quality Stern microphones. And he was like, the Twippies are coming. I was like, Keith, get a microphone. But no, like a whole bunch, like I think Loser Kids were in it, Josh and Scott, like a whole bunch of pinball content creators were in it, a whole bunch of designers, a whole bunch of people from lots of companies. And they were all like, where are you going to be on blah, blah, blah, you know, January the 8th, the 5th Annual Twippy Awards. And it was really fun. And so I wanted to not do it in my arcade. Ironically, at the time, I still had pinball machines in my arcade. I wasn't as broke as I am now, but I decided to go outside and take a toboggan. Actually, I think it was just like one of those spinny disc things. I told my son to spin me as hard as he could and try recording it. We tried it a couple of times. It didn't really work. So I got him to record it. I basically just launched myself. But before I launched myself on the toboggan, I said, what are you going to be doing on January 8th? Or where are you going to be? And then I started going down the toboggan and I say, I know where I'll be. I'll be watching the fifth annual Twippy Award Show. Oh, right before I crashed. There's like blood coming down all over my face. So you guys should watch the video. I am going to link it. I don't even know. I don't know if Colin owns that video now when he bought the Twippies. I don't know if This Week in Pinball still owns it. I have no. Does Colin own This Week in Pinball? And therefore, I don't know. I don't know whose video it is. And I'm sorry. But I'm going to find that video on YouTube. Roger Sharpe. And it's really cool. You get to see a lot of people that you still know in Pinball. A couple content creators probably that no longer exist or rarely upload or maybe have moved on or maybe worked for pinball companies or maybe worked for pinball companies and now are podcasters again. By the way, shout out to Ken Cromwell with his pinball confessions. I'm not going to lie, Ken Cromwell, they were very, very PG.
    15:22
    When you title a pinball podcast, okay, and I'll put this partially on Greg Bone as well. I know I say I wouldn't call it pinball podcasters ever again, but sometimes you got to. Am I right? Or am I right? Or am I right? So but no, I'm not calling them out. I'm just saying when I heard it was pinball confessions, I got on there and I thought it was going to be like some punchy stuff or like a little edgy or like, oh, confessions. I'm pretty sure each and every pinball podcast, even the ones I attempt to not be contentious, I have said stuff more astounding than any of the confessions we heard. I think like the crazy but go listen to it. It's still an interesting episode. Don't get me wrong. I don't know if it should have been like instead of Pinball Confessions, it could have been like the world's smallest pinball secrets. Sometimes when my wife's not looking, I'll look at pinball ads on her phone so the pinball ads come into her browser later. And it's like, wow, you have a lot of time? Anyways, and then 90% of it was like, I don't tell my wife I bought a pinball machine or won a pinball machine or I don't tell her how much it is or I tell her it costs the same as a McFlurry. And it's like, yo, I don't think that's good for your relationship. My wife and I have a hard and fast rule. If it costs a penny more than $99.99, including taxes, shipping, delivery, we have to talk to the other person about it before we purchase it. That's just like a hard and fast rule. And I like that rule. That is a very good rule to have with your partner. And you know what? Do you know how you never, ever, ever get to buy another pinball machine again? Is your partner, I'm not even going to say wife, I would assume it's more husbands lying to wives, I'm not going to lie, but I'm just going to say if your partner finds like the credit card receipt and sees that you said you spent something that bought something that was $1,000 and it was $15,000, first of all, you're going to be in the doghouse so long, you're going to pretend that you're single again, okay? Because you're going to have to learn how to cope on your own, so to speak, because you're not going to be having any intimate time with said partner for a long time. If ever again, you're probably most likely getting divorced. If my wife went out and spent $15,000 and she had asked if she could buy something for like a grand, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm not saying like I would immediately call up the lawyer and be like, that's it. It's time for it. You know, we've been together 22 years. We have two kids together, two companies together, you know, and she literally is my bestie. She's the only person of like all of my partners ever that like has been 100 percent my bestie that I F with every single day. And I don't mean I don't mean that in the whatever sense. I mean, like we're besties we hang out with all the time. You know, I think three of our five top TV shows are even like the same. So it's great. It's wonderful. Now, that being said, she's home for the summer. So do we have arguments? Do we have falling outs? Of course. And those are actually healthy as well. But what I'm saying is out of these pinball confessionals, the worst thing that you could possibly do is buy a pinball machine without being open and honest. A much better way, which I have recommended on the show multiple times. In fact, I did a top five ways to, you know, I didn't say convince or talk your partner into it, but I said the top five ways to talk about buying a pinball machine. That will actually help you get the machine and save money. And probably the best example is, honey, yes, it is $10,000, but on average, if I buy this $10,000 used pinball machine, I'll use a pinball machine as an example here. Let's say you're buying a used premium or something, right? I don't know. You get it for $8,000. I'm trying to use like real-world numbers here. Like American, 75% of my listeners are American, okay? We have like 10% Australian listeners, 9% Canadian, and all the rest of you are mostly in Europe and then spread out all over the world. There was someone in Japan that listens to every show. Thank you to that person in Japan who listens to every show. Who knows? Maybe it's just a traveling pinball nerd who's over there listening to me. I have no clue. But, oh no, I've lost the sauce again. Here's what I was talking about. The other thing is for $8,000, you can go buy a used premium. And if you got that used premium at a decent price, it didn't have too many cheap, crappy-looking mods on it, and you take really good care of that pin, okay, if you put it on location for five years and you put 10,000 plays on it, you're not going to get $8,000 back out of it. But if you keep it at home for a year or two, if you enjoy playing it, take moderately decent care of it. No, you don't get to wax it once a month or something. In fact, a waxing modern pin seems, albeit very silly, unless it's probably had 10,000, then it might actually need a little wax on, wax off, okay? But for the most part, the best way I would say, if I had the money to purchase a pinball machine, I would say, honey, listen, on average, this pinball machine sells for between 7,800 and 8,400. I got a smoking hot deal on it right at the low end there, right around $8,000. Didn't have to play shipping and everything on top of it because it was used. I did cash on the glass, so we didn't tell the government and pay taxes and all that kind of stuff, right? Now, of course, if you're buying that from a distro, you're probably going to have to, and that's fine too. But you still get a better deal on it used typically. I mean, everything is better used, right? How do you guys think I get all my underwear? If you guys think that I go out there and just buy Fruit of the Loom from Walmart, no. They're six for $12, guys. I don't have two bucks to be throwing on underwear. If you go to Goodwill or Salvation Army, you can get decent underwear with hardly any holes.
    21:04
    I skip the ones with the skid marks. That's personal. That's someone else's skid mark. This is my big confession for you guys. This confession is probably bigger than any confessions you hear on any other pinball podcast. Okay, 100% of all my underwear is used. And I buy it used not just to save money. I just like the smell.
    21:24
    Okay, that was a joke. Oh, God, in case one or two pinball podcasters are not tapped into the old funny bone. That was a joke. No, socks and underwear are the two things I always buy brand new. Typically with shoes, if I'm buying them, they have to be very lightly used or I switch the insoles. But everything else I buy used. Ah, jeans. It's hard to find jeans that actually fit my strange apple on a stick body with my thin legs and my big boisterous belly coming out. Right. So I yeah, sometimes usually rarely do I buy like my really good pairs of jeans and most of my shoes are new, but I buy pretty much everything else used. So why wouldn't I buy a pinball machine used? But if and when my wife sell the farm, which could be as early as less than a year from now, we might be putting up the farm for sale. We're trying to move to somewhere with a lot less ticks, a little bit less hurricanes, and you know, somewhere closer to a pinball arcade. So watch out, shout out to all my buds there in the Fundy Flippers. That's right, I might be moving to Fredericton, Moncton, or St. John. Okay, probably not St. John because Danielle doesn't. Absolutely, Tom, I love you. I do want to do a quick serious moment for a second. Our provincial rep, Tom, the same as a state rep would be in the U.S., He unfortunately lost his mother. And this is public information, so he did post it to our Fundy Flippers page letting us know that the – or he did post to the page that the tournament was canceled. So I just wanted to say a shout-out to Tom and just him and his family. We're thinking of all of you right now. And you know what?
    22:59
    Anyone listening to this, if you're planning a pinball tournament, if you're going to a pinball tournament, I will tell this to – I've said this to Tim the Lion Man Lee. I've said this to Glenn the Skateboarder. I've said this to my best buddy, Melvis, and my other good buddy, Eric. You know, I'll always say family first. Whenever they say I can really I don think I can make it excuse me I don think I can make it to this event because my daughter sick or because my wife you know had to go into work or because you know I just haven we haven been getting along well and I haven been sleeping well and I just don really feel up to it I always say the same thing Family first Now if you paid to go to Expo and you excited to go and somehow you can go you know probably then maybe you know for two or three days you put pinball first But for the most part, if someone buys an $8,000 pin, this is how I proposition it to your partner. On average, if I keep this pinball machine for a year, it'll probably drop $200 to $300. That's usually what happens. Just on average, when you go to sell it, you're probably going to lose around 5%. So if it's a $5,000 pinball machine, you'll probably lose $250. It's an $8,000 pinball machine, you'll probably lose $350 to $400. That's just on average. Now market conditions can exist. The market could tank a little bit and you might have to lose $400. The market could get better and you might make $400. In fact, that game could become more beloved. I know people who bought Deadpool. You could have bought a Deadpool Pro at the original pricing. New in box, never sold it, and you could actually get more money for it a couple years ago anyways. Now might be a little trickier, but you could definitely certainly buy a used pro, Deadpool Pro for four to five K, maybe, okay, maybe five and a half, depending on how many plays, condition, all that kind of stuff. You could definitely keep that for a year and easily probably sell it for 5,500 or again, maybe a little less. And that's the way I would proposition. I would say if I was talking to my wife, okay, I would say, drop target, Danielle, get your hand off of there. No, I would say drop target, Danielle. Listen, here's the deal. Okay. If I go out and buy a quad runner, that's what they used to call it back in Ontario, as I jokingly called it before, but I love you, Ontario. I miss you, Ontario. I'm here for you, Ontario. And I'm hoping maybe to make it to Maple if I don't make it to Expo this year, but we'll get back to that in a second. I would say, listen, honey, here's the thing. I really, really, really want to purchase a pinball machine. If I go and get a quad runner, an ATV, everything all the other guys in town here have, if you buy a $10,000 quad runner, you're lucky to get even 60% of the value a year later, 50% of the value two years later. And boy, oh boy, if you have a three-year-old quad runner, you'll be lucky to get 40% of it. That's right. So pinball machines actually hold their value better than any other hobbies or toys out there. In fact, unless you are buying Pokemon cards or comic books or sports cards, which yes, can 10x sometimes, especially when you're buying on the idea that this player is going to get really good. Like baseball players take five, six, seven years to get really, really good. And they've already had their very first Bowman autos, their autographed cards, have already been out five, six, seven years. You can go buy those for four or five bucks. And yes, if that player actually turns out to be like a really decent player, like not a top 10 player, but even anything in the top 100 baseball players, that card's going to go up probably 20, 30, 40 times. Pinball machines will never do that. But pinball machines on the flip side will never do what a used sports car does. Maybe one in 50 sports cars are so rare that yes, it might go up a little bit for a year or two later, especially during like what I call unicorn events like COVID. They could go up Soryan. But nine times out of ten, you're going to make a little bit of money on a pinball machine or you're going to lose a little bit of money. Perfect example is myself. I bought and sold 15. I am a very I'm the poorest of all the poor men. OK.
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    And shout out to all the tribe members. They are probably the ones I feel the worst. Yeah, sure. I'm not going to get to like high five Don and let him whisper sweet nothings about how rad Cuphead is in my ear. And I'm not going to go, you know, have a tickle fight with Kerry Hardy and say, oh, don't get mad at me. I brought you Chipotle, buddy. But take it easy. Don't show me which way it is to the beach. Guns out, buns out. No, no, Kerry Hardy. Please just tell me about Cuphead. Stop. No, Kerry Hardy. No. OK, I'll go get you. No, I'm just kidding. But I'm going to miss meeting so many of the tribe members. And I actually feel like I'm kind of semi-ostracized from the tribe. First of all, many of the tribe members are like, believe it or not, even though I know a lot of them joke around about being like weird or funny or obscure, but I'm probably the weirdest, funniest and most obscure of all. Okay, not funniest. Come on, Drunian, no. But like probably right up there. So to each and any of the tribe members that still listen, I'm sorry if I've ever said or did anything that embarrassed you. I don't speak for the tribe. I'm just another member. And let's be honest, we've had now one if not kind of two members sort of disavow themselves from the tribe. And both of those members have said probably way worse, way more rude stuff that we wouldn't want to be represented by. The point is just because you're a tribe member, it doesn't mean that you're perfect. And I am the least perfect of all the tribe members. In fact, they say the man who is the least afraid of making mistakes shall make the most, but he will also learn the most. And the ways of the wise one, Mr. Josh Mudd, 1% improvement per day is still improvement. And that might be all you need. So every other, whether it be a boat, a sports car, an ATV, a pool table, oh my God, pool tables lose like half their money. I just saw a woman posted, she spent like, I don't know, three and a half grand on a pool table like four years ago. And she's in a very large city near here about an hour away in Moncton. And she's basically saying, I posted it for $900. No one wanted it. I posted it for $800. Now, part of the posting was you had to come, like, take the thing apart, move it out of her basement and stuff. Like, that's the thing is, as hard as a pinball machine is to move, it's not a snooker table. You don't need a team of, there's not, like, special teams of people who come out there to, like, disassemble the slabs. And you know what I mean? And as hard as a pinball machine is to set up, it's probably easier and quicker. If I had one guy with a new-in-box pinball machine and another guy with a new-in-box TV, widescreen TV that he had to mount to the wall, most likely nine times out of ten, unless you're a TV expert, okay, come on, unless you work for like the Future Shop or Circuit City or Radio Shack or I think half those places are out of business now. Now, I think Future Shop was only Canadian, but that's what they called our best buy up here was Future Shop. And then all the best buys got best buyed by Best Buy. And, yeah, so I think the best way to position it is not to tell your wife or your husband or your partner or whatever that, like, oh, yeah, pinball machines cost 500 bucks and go spend 15K, like someone mentioned on that show. I think the smartest thing to do is actually say, hey, honey, a used EM pinball machine, a really old one with the spinning reels in the top, like the numbers that actually spin around and loud dings, they cost between $200 to $2,000. On average, as long as you make sure you buy it at a good price and it's in a decent condition and you can do just the bare minimum amount of work yourself, you'll probably either break even or make money. Now, if you buy a Lemon for $1,500 and you try to sell it for $1,500, it probably isn't going to sell. But if you do really well like I did with my Jungle Princess and you buy it for $200 and you spend about $350 on it, you might be able to double it and sell it for $1,200 like I did. So that can happen. On the flip side of that, maybe you buy Roller Coaster Tycoon for 5K and you sell it for $4,800 because you put on 1,500 plays on it and didn't do any maintenance over the two years you owned it. That's exactly what happened to me. Maybe you buy Future Spa at a really, really hot price. You keep it and play it for four or five months and you sell it off to Dylan at Flippins. I'm not going to say this, but let's just say I made $100 or lost $100. I didn't make much and I didn't lose much. But I'll tell you what, I didn't fix that machine at all, and he did, and now it works great. And I still hate playing Future Spa, but I love how it looks. And so you can be like me, where you just wait to see a good new in-box price, and therefore you buy it once you see the new in-box price. Sorry, once you see the used price come up at a good point. So I think the way I would position it to my wife would be like, honey, if I go out and I buy even records, or I go out and I buy a PlayStation, Or if I go out and I buy a car, an ATV, a freaking vacuum, look around your house, anything in your house, anything you can see around you will lose more value than a pinball machine. And that's how you position it. You say, honey, there is a tiny chance with this pinball machine, depending on the market, that we actually make some money. And at worst case, I lose 5% probably. If you bought it new in box and you sold it like a month later, yes, you might lose 10% or 15%. But don't do that. Go and play before you pay. This is the way. And that's what I've said. And a good distro will want you to come and play. A good distro, a bad distro will say, oh, no, just buy it without playing it. A good distro will say, please play it first. Come to my showroom and see if you like it. Okay, because if you already know you love this theme and you're all in on it, great. But if you're like, hmm, I'm not sure. Even another pinball content creator, again, I'm not calling anyone out here today. Well, not till the end. Might have to talk about kale there in a second, buddy. But another content creator said they bought a Jaws. They put four or five plays on it and they sold it and lost thousands of dollars. They also admitted had they just played four or five plays first, they wouldn't have lost multiple thousands of dollars on it. So my and they said that they didn't want to wait to have to play it because it would be a 45 minute to an hour drive for them to play it. Now, I'm not that rich. I hate driving in the car. Believe me, as a former driving instructor, I've driven over half a million kilometers just while I was working. So that's like three hundred and thirty three thousand miles or something like that. I've driven a lot. I've driven a lot. So I hate driving. But if someone said to me, if you just drive 45 minutes, you can play this game four or five times and decide whether you want to buy it or not. Now, me personally, I need to play a game at least 20 times to decide if I like it. The first few games, I can't hit shots. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm paying attention to the callouts. I'm looking at the screen. I'm enthralled. I get so freaking excited, turtlehead poker or not, that I just can't hold back, right? And so for me personally, there's no way I would decide to sell a machine after just three or four games on it like they did. But if you think about it, if they lost two grand and they played four games, that's $500 a game. Now, maybe they're a multi-billionaire. I don't know, but I could never afford to do that. So before I would purchase a new box game, because I could never afford to buy an LE and the LEs are the only ones that sell out, I've just never had any pinball FOMO ever in my life. And I love never having FOMO because it means if I love a machine, I go, wow, I love the way it looks. If I like playing it as much as I love how it looks, I will buy it. And again, you know, if you're a massive Harry Potter, if I had the money in the bank to buy Harry Potter, once I had seen it, once I had watched the live stream, I probably would have just got the lower end version. Because again, for me, it would be like 15 hour round trip to like Maine or something to go play Harry Potter. I don't think anyone on the East Coast of Canada has it. And if they do, they haven't invited me over yet to play. So are you listening, East Coast maritime nerds, if you have a Harry Potter, invite me over, I want to play it. I won't evade a cadaver you if you don't, but you know, it just would be nice. Or you could just alohamora it and just leave the door unlocked for me to come play it. Or you could leviosa it into the back of your pickup truck and come visit Orby in River Hibbert, Nova Scotia, and we can play a little bit of it. All right, I've gone into too many incantations. No, they're not spells, they're incantations. Come on, there's words involved with it. Let's go here. Harry Potter! By the way, speaking about being distracted and going off topic, the old Ralph, retro frickin' Ralph, congratulations, winning my man's first tournament. I'll tell you the same thing I wrote in his comments. Once you go black, there's no going back. And what I mean by that is, in case you're confused, is once you're in the black, once you see those numbers get above the red, once you start, once you win your first pinball tournament, you will be addicted for life. Maybe a better way, you know, okay, I'll take back that saying, I'll take back that saying. It came out wrong and honestly it has other meanings. So I don't want to offend anybody here. That's not the point. The point is to try to be funny and it just wasn't. And I will say this. A better way to say this is to compare it to Lay's potato chips. I bet you can't just win one, Ralph. Once you've won one, you just keep imagining winning again. And then once you win that size tournament, you imagine winning a larger tournament. And once you win that tournament, you imagine winning your state or provincial finals. And once you win that tournament, you go to Pinmasters and realize you suck at pinball. Oh, wait, no, that was me. No, but congratulations to Ralph. I've talked about this many, many, many times before. Okay. I do feel like I'm having a little bit of the second album slump, a little bit of the sophomore slump. Once I had won New Brunswick and I got to go play with like 46 of the top 50 players in the world at like Pinmaster. Okay. It wasn't that many. It was like 35 or something. But like at Nationals and at Pinmasters, believe me, When you take the best pinball player from every province in Canada, then you take the best pinball player from every state in the United States of America and you put us all together.
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    It's intimidating because I'm looking around going, one of these things is not like the other, not like the other. I said I wouldn't sing today. I'm so sorry. Guys, let me have a sip of the root beer. We're going to go back to Colin and the Twippies. I may have gone on a minor sidetrack there. Minor. Let's hold on a second here.
    37:40
    What you drinking, Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, what you drinking? No singing. Okay, so Chris says, remember Kaneda is a negative Nancy and makes stuff up constantly.
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    We didn't really start planning until after Expo last year, and it'll probably be a similar cadence this year, As I've spent most of the year trying to recover from hardcore burnout. Okay, first of all, Colin, again, I'm sorry about the burnout. Just you be you. If you don't feel like making pinball content one day, don't. If you do feel like making another day, do. Now, I get you have that whole weekly pinball thing, This Week in Pinball. So, yeah, you've got to provide, you know, some content. But just on if you need to give yourself a couple days of not listening to any pinball podcast, do it. I do it once in a while. It's refreshing. This summer, I mean, it's been eight or nine days since I did a show. In Orby time, that's practically like a year. I get the electric bat only records every other month or so, and like slam tilts sometimes we go four or five weeks without. But y'all aren't used to missing Orby this much, are you? Did you miss me? Nah, probably not. Probably about the first like 10 seconds of the show, you're like, oh yeah. Now you're like, wait, Orby is 38 minutes in and he hasn't gone back to talk about Cuphead? Well, what I will say to put a cute little scratch and sniff bow on the butt that is the turtle head poking discussion of the Twippies. I'm excited for the Twippies to come. I can't wait for them to come. I will be there. I will talk them up. I will hope to get 19th. I will ask for votes proudly and I'll say, hey guys, now that I've been, hopefully, you know, by the time the Twippies are coming, now that I've done 30 episodes without being negative or rude to a single content creator in any way, shape or form. And my listens have gone and now that I've lost half my audience, all the hate audience is gone. So guys, it's just you and me. We're lovers.
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    Lovers in a dangerous time. That's right. We're lovers. And that is the Barenaked Ladies classic. Lovers in a Dangerous Time. Ed Robertson, hit me up, my guy. And that's another thing. That's another thing I am jealous about that Negative Nancy for. He gets to talk to Ed Robertson. Ed Robertson, I am a tour de force of positivity. Maybe five of my 700 shows, I've been a bit of a Negative Nancy Debbie Downer. Not 90% like other content creators. 95% of mine have been positive, funny, entertaining. Yet, you've never said hello to me or hi or invited me on stage on my birthday to start off one of your most beloved modern songs and sing, It's Ben. Okay, that wasn't that good. Somewhere out there Ryan Say is disappointed with me.
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    But I'm excited for the Twippies. You should be excited for the Twippies. Listen, are they going to be better than next year? Is the town going to have a major internet power outage at the exact same time? I don't know. But whatever the Twippies are, whether they're pre-recorded, whether they're live, first of all, I would really like to be part of them a little bit more this year, whether that be just doing video content or something funny. I did get to be part of the Dote himself, Joe Chervino's The Pimbal D. Jennies, and do a quick video and send that in, and that was so fun and hilarious. And as many of you may win, what is given can be taken away. Joe Cervino let me know he had to take away my dote. No, not my dote, my D-Genie? No, what is it called? He had to take away my D-Generate Award. Because although I won the award, I did a couple things earlier this year that really, really upset Joe. I called out some people in some ways that I shouldn't, and he thought it wasn't good for growing pinball, and I agree. And so I will just say this. I will give up my award. It's sitting over here on the desk in the box. I can see it right now. But I haven't opened it yet because I've always wanted to do it on a fun live stream. And honestly, I lost it and forgot it for a while in the arcade, but I did recently find it. And I got to open it up. I got to see that trophy. But I will give it up. I don't deserve that trophy. I'm going to wait till maybe next year I deserve it or the year after this because, you know what, I'll give myself at least a short time out. That's what I do with people when they annoy me. I give them a short time out. Well, I was such a jerk earlier this year, I annoyed myself, so I took away my own trophy. That's right. Well, Colin, thank you for responding. The only other question I asked to Colin, and I'm not going to get into this too much right now because I probably am not doing a great job doing this, but I said to him, I said, hey, if you don't listen to every show anymore, what could I do to bring you back to be a regular listener? And again, I let him know this would be on the record. But Colin says, let me think about it. I catch a show every now and then.
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    Sorry, every now and again. But I hop around most podcasts because there's so many now. Interviews always grab me. Also, I think it would be wise to find a regular partner and team up for some more structured shows with diverse opinions. Colin, I have a lot of diverse opinions. Come on. But I understand opinions diverse from me. Now, the hardest part about me teaming up is I have this beautiful, gorgeous, new, sure microphone. Shout out to Retro Ralph. But I don't have any clue how to record with it because even when I tried to record a song, I can't live record like I know they do on Final Round and some older school Pinball podcast. What you have to do is you have to get said person you're interviewing to also have audacity and also be recording. So like when you heard that Gary Stern interview, not Gary Stern, sorry. When you heard that George Gomez interview on Loser Kid and it didn't sound that great, it was because said other, it's not because Josh and Scott don't know a hell of a ton more than audio than me. They do. And it's not because their microphones aren't great. It's not because they weren't wearing headphones. It's because the person they were interviewing wasn't on a good mic or wasn't wearing headphones or the right audio wasn't connected and they weren't able to mix it. So when it comes to doing interviews, I hope you all are going to be okay with me pulling out the snowball because then I can live record and I'm not going to learn to edit at this point. 600 episodes in, I'm not going to just all of a sudden start editing. If I say something silly, I apologize for it on the next show as I always have. I mean, doing an hour-long show by yourself, being a very silly, obscure, weird person who I don't like to say mental health issues, but definitely deals with some mental health struggles or challenges or, you know what, I'll call them characteristics to be positive to anyone else who deals with some of the same challenges I have. But he says, said in our creators chat that I wish there was more consolidation in the podcasting space. But back to burnout piece right now, I have to focus on blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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    Oh, because and then at the very end here, he says, because if I listen to all of them all the time, I'll go insane. Yes, nobody could listen to every single pinball podcast. Did I just hear back from the Cuphead designer? Let's check. Because if I listen to every single solitary pinball podcast from every single creator, you would go insane. First of all, I don't like listening. I don't like listening at anything past 1.2. I prefer to just listen on regular while I'm playing Fortnite, while I'm doing the dishes, while I'm cutting the lawn, while I'm walking the dogs. And I'm like Jamie. I love walking. I'm a walking fiend. Broke my record for this year the other day from 42,000 to 44,000 in one day. I'd like to try to do 50,000 in one day. 10,000 steps is like a bad day for me if I have a flu or a cold and I only walk the dogs five times. Here on our property, thankfully, I can't go in the woods right now. Can you guys believe it right now that here in Nova Scotia, we cannot go in the woods? Now, I know what you're thinking, government overreach, yada, yada, yada. I live in a conservative government area. The problem is that we live in an area that's so far north that a large percentage of our trees are conifers or coniferous trees or evergreens, as many of you would know them as, and those particular needles have this resin that's flammable on them, and then when they fall to the ground and they get extra dry, fires can take off here way quicker than a deciduous forest. So you can imagine if you're walking through a green forest and you're not seeing evergreens, you're seeing lots of like maple trees and poplar and I don't know, whatever, the trees with the leaves that fall off. Those leaves have tons of moisture in them and they fall to the ground and then those forests can't really light on fire. Long story short, I don't know if I'm going to be able to have apple cider this year. It's going to be the least number of blackberries I've ever had, the least number of raspberries I've had. This drought has, we are what, 130 days in and we've only had two rains of five millimeters where I live. So it is bad I ran out of water so I couldn even water my garden anymore So I losing tons of stuff in my garden I couldn fill up my pool for like three weeks Eventually the well got high enough I could fill it up for like half an hour at a time so it could at least get up to the freaking filter trying to make the filter run with it being low and putting weight Yeah So you know what The least of my problems is filling up a pool with water so Franchi and Elwin and I can go swimming My biggest issue is by far the fact that, you know, first of all, thankfully no one's lost their life or any houses yet in Nova Scotia due to wildfires. And my heart goes out to every person across the world dealing with wildfires, whether it be other Canadians, America's now, you know, the northern parts of the U.S. are now just freaking taking off. Thanks, America, we get all your smoke up here. That's all right. Orbeez house is usually smokier inside the house than outside. So, you know, it's probably fine. No, I vape. Don't smoke. Don't smoke cigarettes. Don't smoke anything. Not even like not even like ginseng or anything. Just smoking is just bad for your lungs. Either eat it, vape it, drink it. But don't whatever you do. Don't smoke it. I know they used to say smoke them if you got them. And now I say, hey, if you got it, vape it. Or if you got it, gummy it. Or if you got it, drink it. Or if you got it, turn it into a brownie. But what you don't do is smoke it. Because anytime you smoke anything, no matter how healthy it is, it causes cancer because there's tar when you burn anything organic. The same thing with wildfires. So if you are seeing lots of wildfire smoke in the air, be very careful to not be ingesting it into your lungs within reason. All right, I've gone off topic for the final time today. Let's get back into this. Colin, could my show be better with another member? Yes. How many people right now I'm recording? I'm straight up telling you guys the truth. It is 7.59 a.m. here. That means in California, it's like 2 a.m. or 3 a.m. That means in Chicago, it's like 4 a.m. or 5 a.m. That means even in Toronto or like Boston, it's like 7 a.m. No one is getting up to record with me at this time of the day. They're just not. Who else has energy like this before 8 a.m. with zero coffee in their system? Probably nobody. I'm also sober as a bat, which that does help. That does help a little. I still go off track, but hopefully I can get back on the track quicker. Now, will I start doing a monthly show where I have a co-host?
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    Hells to the yes, Colin, but you're going to have to pay for it because that's right. The Patreon is coming. I'm going to be doing a what the F, so WTF, because the F word is in there, people will know that it's going to be a little bit more, it's going to be a little unhinged. So if I'm talking about sensitive topics like swearing or maybe going too far or talking about some type of issue that I don't think is PG-13, I'm going to save it for my behind the paywall on Patreon. Yes, I am going to be releasing, but I am attempting to improve the audio quality and like smooth out some of the highs because I don't know how I didn't break my snowball microphone doing Orbeez famous Stern rant. But wow, oh wow. I've only listened the first few minutes. It's very hard to listen to. I promise you I will get through listening to it and adjusting it and have Patreon up before the next episode. There you go. I've said that I'll probably be back. Who knows if Star Wars comes out, I'll be back even sooner. It is April, no August, April. It's August 23rd. April was the last time we got rain here. It's August the 23rd and my promise to you nerds is by September ends. No, long before September ends, I'll be back. I'll have Patreon and each and every one of you will get to listen to it. Now, I've been super duper busy. We are in the last few weeks of summer here trying to get the kiddies ready to go back to school. My wife is a substitute teacher. Well, last year she was like a full on because she got a gig for a whole year. This year she's just going to go back to substituting because, well, it's hard. It's hard. I can't even imagine being a school teacher. Shout out to all the school teachers out there. Shout out to all the firefighters out there. And shout out to you, one of the only probably two to three hundred people still listening to this show. And why are you listening? Because you're hoping I'll eventually get to the point of the title. 50 minutes in, Orby, let's go. So I recently reached out to Ryan McQuaid. And this is what I asked Ryan. I think this was a fair question to ask. I said, good morning, Ryan. Thanks for accepting my friend request. I have always admired you and I am sad for you. And also sad that the world may not see the... Okay, I didn't write it very well. Let me read it as I wrote it and then explain. But I said, I have always admired you and I am sad for you and, in all capitals, that the world may not see the light of day with Cuphead. So I said, I am working on a show for my pod. Originally, I wanted to do a softball interview with you attempting to avoid any questions that could get you in hot water with AAP. Now, I'll say in brackets here, I didn't say this to him because I know they're very litigious. So in Minecraft, I wanted to do an interview. There you go. And then I said to Ryan, and I still want to do that, but maybe you're not ready, which is totes cool. But then maybe you could toss me a bone and just answer two questions for me because I waited, I think, a day or two and I didn't hear back. So then I said to him, I said, number one, do you still have hope that Cuphead will be released either by AP or someone else? AP is American Pinball, of course. Number two, without getting yourself into trouble by saying too much, what do you wish the pinball community knew about how rad your game is, i.e. code, shots, mechs? And of course, how would you say it compares to the rest of AP's games? Now, I did not hear back for some time, so I did let them know I've waited the max amount of time possible. I need to record today. This was this morning at 5.55 a.m. I'm sorry, Ryan, if you got a notification. It did say you were online two hours before that. So Ryan was either being a naughty, naughty boy and staying up to like 4 a.m. or was up super early this morning. And I thought, well, either way, if he's up till 4 a.m., I can certainly message him at 5. And if he's up at 4 a.m. to go to work or go do whatever, then I can certainly – I don't know where Ryan's working. I hope he's working. I hope everything's going well. I hope that my hope is that if Ryan and I do believe Ryan McQuaid is an excellent designer and did design something great. I have to believe Don and Kerry Hardy. If I don't believe the only two pinball content creators that have played it, who am I going to believe? Right. If Dave Fix says it's great, I'll go, OK, right. Dave Fix, you know, you told us Hot Wheels was great, too. So, you know, I don't know about that. But let's see. So it ends up being that I did not hear back from Ryan McQuaid. But I did decide to make a list of the top five ways. This is going to be kind of a shorter list. We're rounding out closer to an hour. And I know a lot of you have told me if you talk one hour and one second, I just won't listen. So I'd like to come in under an hour here if possible. But number five, this is I like Cuphead. I don't think it's a theme big enough for JJP. I don't think it's a theme big enough for Stern. And I don't want either of those companies to get this. But I do think it's big enough for a boutique company. And I was excited to see it because I think aesthetically, from an artwork perspective, we haven't seen that old, tiny, kind of cool, modernized art in anything else in Binball. And I would love to see it. But, alas, let me get into this. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, topics. Top five. So, American Pinball sells more games. So, this is the most common way that we're going to see Cuphead. And I'm not going to tell you to go buy American Pinball games, but I kind of hope somebody does, within reason, someone who's very good at working on pins, because it sounds like a good chunk of them, you know, Galactic Tank Force included, have some issues. Although I've heard of some Hot Wheels getting like 20,000 plays and only needing new flippers and lights. So who knows? Maybe it's one of these like made on Friday. I know even when I worked at Ford as a security guard for years all the way through college, they would literally tell you do not buy a car bought on Fridays. And I can tell you on Fridays, you see more people drinking, you smell more of the old Mary Jane, you know, more people are partying at a big factory like that. They get the weekend started at like noon at those places. Maybe not nowadays. This is back in the – well, when I first was working at Ford, 1999 until like 2003, 2004. That was a cool job. I worked there like full-time every summer, full-time every time they did a shutdown, full-time every Christmas break, full-time every March break, and then all the way through college. I worked there like usually two 12-hour shifts, so I'd work like 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. as a security guard. And I will tell you this, if you think homesteading from your house and being a pinball podcaster is an easy job, it is. But being a security guard is even better. I walked into a room of dudes all shooting up. I turned around and walked out of the room, and I knew that I couldn't say it on the radio, so I called my front office and said, I just found a group of dudes shooting up.
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    Do I yell at them? Do I get their bosses? Do you want me to go get HR? What do I do? And they said, you do nothing because if you do anything, they're going to get a full month off with pay. They'll only have to go to two one-hour narcotics anonymous meetings or alcohol anonymous meetings. And they want that. They want a month off with pay. They can't get fired for that. They have a problem. And I was like, whoa, so you literally don't want me to fill out like five pages of paperwork and call the police and chance them being mad at me for the rest of my career here? And they were like, no, please don't. You can if you want to, but please don't. We recommend you don't. You probably won't get called back to come work here ever again if you do. So anyways, AP, if you sell off, don't do hard drugs. Jesus, Lord, life is too short. Believe me, if you can't have a nice gummy and a couple craft beers and be like, wow, I'm good. I don't need more than this. Then maybe just go get on a roller coaster. I don't know. Just find other ways to scare yourself other than hard drugs, please. All right. All right. All right. Too much preaching. I'm sorry. Let me take this pulpit and run it through the meat grinder.
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    OK, pulpit gone. Let's go. All right. So number five, AP sells more games. If AP sells all of those games, there is a tiny, tiny chance they may allow Cuphead to see the light of day. Even though I don't think that will happen, that's probably the best chance for us ever to see Cuphead. I'm giving Cuphead like less than a 20% chance of ever coming out at this point. I'm just saying these are some of the ways it could be brought back from the Evil Dead. Speaking of Evil Dead, number four on the list is Spooky. Spooky is actually the right size. I don't think they could get away. You have to admit that, yes, Cuphead's maybe not as big a title as the Evil Dead, So maybe they would need to limit it to like 250 buttercabs and 250 regular ones or like 500 machines in total or like 420 machines. I don't know. Like they would probably have to limit Cuphead to sell out. But think about it. The machine would cost next to nothing in research and development. All Spooky needs to do is go to American Pinball and say, look, with David Fix out of the picture, We really think that we could bring your game to market. You've already done the code. You've already done the animations. You've already done the graphics. You've already done the college. You've already done the design. Even if they're not done the code, if Spooky said to American Pinball, let us give you 5% of every sale, or I don't even know how that would work, 2.5% of every sale. Let us give you part of every single solitary sale so that you don't throw this in the garbage and tens of thousands of dollars, tens of thousands, probably $100K, if not more, has been wasted on creating this beautiful game, perhaps American Pinball's best game. And maybe it would say American Pinball here and Spooky here, or maybe it would just say Spooky because they buy it outright. But Spooky, are you listening? I know you guys know how many hours and time and energy went into making Evil Dead such a rad pin. If Spooky Luke or Bug, if you're listening, I don't think you do, but if you are, and Dawn, talk to Dawn, talk to Kerry Hardy, if they both tell you that this is an incredible pin, think of the year and a half to two years development you need to put into a game. You could just literally jump the queue on any games that aren't ready to go up and have it there. All right. Excuse you. We're finding out now an hour in why you don't just drink root beer for breakfast. OK, says the guy not to do hard drugs. Come on. Come on. Pop. Almost as bad. Nah. No, I'm just kidding. All right. So but I'd like to see Spooky get them or CGC or another boutique. Hell, Pinball Brothers, Dutch Pinball. Are you listening? OK, but they would take them like decades to build this. But did you hear what they did with the get them to the chopper? Get them to the FOMO. Get into the FOMO! Okay, I'm not going to try to do it. Y'all are sick of it. But they're trying to say that either they only built 150 and all 150 are left and they've sold none, or they only built like two and there's 150 left because hardly any have sold. It's like, what is going on with Predator? What is going on? Anyways, the machine looks cool. I think it's going to be hyper rare. Okay, maybe they wouldn't be the best to build Cuphead. Let's assume, though, we'd like to see CGC if they got Cuphead. Wow. CGC takes like six years to design, produce, make, code, get callouts, right? That's how long it was for Pulp Fiction. So you could save six years. Instead of us waiting until the year 2031 for CGC to come out with a new original pinball machine, they could have one out next year because it's already done. So what I'm saying is I'm hoping that Cuphead doesn't just get thrown in the gutter and get gutter-gooled, okay? I'm hoping that somebody finds poor old Cuphead alone and sad in a dark dungy basement, comes there with the key, alohamores that Shatz, gets him out of there, gives Cuphead as much drink as he needs, and he's a thirsty boy. If you've ever played the game, he's thirsty. Okay, give him as much liquid as he needs to rehydrate that mofo and get it made. Because, look, the game's either like 75% made, 85% made. If code is the only thing left, if it's fully designed, the artwork is done. If we're at 95, 96, 97% of the game is done, please don't do it for me. Don't do it for Orby. Maybe do it a little bit for poor Ryan McQuaid because imagine you work your whole life to get into an industry and you finally get into American Pinball and you get hired by a company. This is your dream and then you spend two and a half years maybe three years creating what you believe will be probably hopefully American Pinball's best game. Their first really good game with some decent flow cool max fun shots. I mean, nobody's like, wow, GTF, GTF, wow, the flow in GTF, it's so good. And I love you, Steve Bowden, but no one's like, Berrio's Barbecue, wow, the mechs in that are so complex, you've got to check it out. No, they're just not. Legends of Valhalla people might be saying like, Jeff Teolis, the golden voice of pinball, congratulations. I actually do think LAV is probably their best game other than Houdini. And when your first game ever is like your best game and then your second best game of your entire portfolio is a game not even designed by you, it means that you needed fresh new designers. And look, you got a fresh new young talented designer like Ryan McQuaid and the game never got released. And so this makes me cry just a little bit, a little tiny bit in Minecraft. I wouldn't cry in real life, not even at funerals. My Oma died now, I was like, yo, Oma, you've been on the earth. 80 years, you did well. It's all good, girl. You go up there to heaven and hang with my mom. Go get it. Go see your bestie up there. I do like to think about my mom and my Oma up in heaven, like hanging out, having a drink or two. Don't worry there, guys. Your heavenly livers last forever. So you go ahead. You have that second vex or you have that. I don't think anyone got that reference. But you go have your second screwdriver, vodka orange, mom. Go for it. Go for it. Oma, I love you. Mom, I love you too. I'm looking at a picture of my mom and my Oma on my new bookshelf that Danielle just completely painted and revamped. So thanks to Drop Target Danielle for that. Okay, so Ryan McQuaid, I want Cuphead to come out. I don't want it just for American Pinball. I don't want it just for the Cuphead fans. I mostly want it because as being a half Dutch dude, the thought of this much money, this much time, this much energy. Think about the coders. Think about the designer. Think about the engineers there. Zofia! Do it for Zofia! Come on! Zofia put her heart and soul into this. She waited 30 years to get back into pinball designing and 20, I forget, it's been a long time since I heard that pinball profile. But she was out of the game for decades and she knew when she came back she had one pinball machine she wanted to work on. Her favorite video game cuphead. And guess what? She never got to see the light of day. So don't do it for me. Don't do it for Ryan McQuaid. Don't do it for Dave Fix for sure. Don't do it for Zofia. Okay. Do it because if you're a pinball company, this makes financial sense. Pay them a small 5-10% or a small fee up front. Get the rights to it. Believe me, American Pinball wants to make money. Maybe not Dave Fix, but the people at the top, they want to make the money. Go to them and say, we'll give you a percentage. We can build this. We can make this. It's already there. The cost of designing a pinball machine is far greater than the cost of simply giving a tiny royalty. Bottom line, say what you will about me. Who cares about my honors degree in marketing? I'm saying, care about my 30 years of running companies. That's right. I've been helping running companies since I was 16 years old. And I'm in my 46th year. Whoop, whoop. Happy birthday month. Happy birthday month, boy. Okay. So thank you so much to everyone who donated to help me get that episode out there, the Stern Rant. It will be coming soon. Also, I'm going to start doing a monthly What the F Happened Last Month. I'm going to be bringing on characters you already know like maybe Tim the Lion Man Lee, Glenn the Skateboarder. Hopefully maybe I can grab a Retro Ralph, a Cale Hernandez, Cale Hernandez or Jamie Burchill. Maybe who knows I can grab one of my old favorites. Maybe I could grab a Ken, a Ken Cromwell. That would be great to talk to him for like what the heck happened last month. Ken though, once you're behind the paywall, I got to hear you say one swear word, Ken. Even if it's like, aw, shucks. We got to get Ken to say one swear word. You can do it, Ken. You can do it. No, I didn't say a swear word this whole show and it was the hardest thing I ever did in my life. Here we go. So do it because it makes financial sense. Don't let your pride or your ego get in the way of saving years of developing a game. Are you listening American Pinball? Are you listening CGC? I mean, honestly, the third option is a very, very good option as well. If you're a brand new pinball company or you're thinking of designing a new pinball company, what's the company that did Dune? Man, they, oof, that Dune launch, whoo. Even Jack Gwinnari was like, all right, hold my beer. Here's how not to launch a pin. Here you go. But Dune, okay, Dune is like the best looking, prettiest pinball machine with the best sound and colors. Even my boy over there at Dirty Pools helping out with all the sound engineering, which boy, it needed it. Thank you. It has cool mechs. It has cool shots. It is better. I will say this straight up. I think Dune is a better pinball machine than any pinball machine ever created by American Pinball. But it took them years and years and years to do all the work to get it out and yada, yada, yada. I don't think the launch was done at the right time. I don't think it was done properly. However, however, I think it's a great machine. And I think it's going to have, as they say in the pinball industry, a very, very long tail. For many, many, many years, people will be making Dune. Okay. But here's the thing. If David Van Ness and the whole team over there is passionate about Cuphead, I think they're I don't don't get mad. I'm not trying to be ageist. I do think on average, most of the guys are 10, 15 years older than me. Like I think they're 55. And so I think a lot of those I think they like the older themes, the labyrinth is of the world. Okay. The non Jennifer Connelly, I'm getting the Jennifer Connelly edition. No, I don't like labyrinth. I don't like the shots and labyrinth. I really don't like the I think for a pinball company's first offering, it was like a solid C+, but there's no way I'm going to get hyped up and pumped up about a C+. And I'll tell you this, if Cuphead is no better than Labyrinth, then listen, barrels of fun, it ain't going to be any fun to buy it. But if David Van Ness, what a move, a guy coming from originally Spooky, for you to go over there to AP and just buy that, this could save your company tens if not, let's be honest, how much did, like David Van Ness will know listening, how much did Labyrinth cost in total between design, creation, tool and die, you know, like sound, visual, art. Let's not forget about the art. Franchi's never going to endure another one of my 600 episodes again if I forget about the art. But like with all the time and energy, I didn't love the art on Labyrinth either. I did like the art on Dune though. It's deece. It's hardcore deece actually. It's definitely different and it's definitely very deece. It's better than deece. It's better than mid. It's good. It's very good art. I like it. It's great. I'll say it's great. Okay, I've came too far. I've gone full circle. But if a brand new company were to come out and they're in the middle of designing a pin, it's going to be another six months, eight months, 12 months, 15 months for said pinball company to actually finish designing and creating a pinball machine because it takes years. The smartest thing they could do if they already had the experience of manufacturing and they could prove they could do the manufacturing So a lot of times pinball companies are started by other people who worked at other pinball companies Surprise. If they were to come over and start a new – if someone were to start a new pinball company, the smartest, easiest way to do it would be to buy Cuphead. And really limit it. If you're a brand-new company, maybe limit it to, like, 300. Or have like the easiest thing to do as a pinball company would be to make because AP didn't really have tiers, but you could make tiers. You could make like 100 of the most sought after and charge. I really wouldn't charge much over 10K if you wanted to sell out, especially with Cuphead, okay, as a newer company. But let's even say you had it at like 11 or 12 for the SLE, their version of the SLE, 100 of them. And maybe you make 300 more or 400 more just regular ones, right? That could maybe sell. It would probably take a long time because Cuphead is not a, sorry, Franchi, knock it out of the park theme. It's just not. But it is a very good theme. It is a wholesome theme. It is a family friendly theme. Nobody's going to complain about the guns in that one because I'm pretty sure it looks like he's shooting watermelon seeds. He's going like, ba-do, ba-do, ba-do, ba-do, right? So he's shooting literally out of his mouth watermelon seeds. If you're someone offended by watermelon seeds, you suck because watermelons are freaking delicious. All right. I ranted and raved too long. Let's close this up. Number two is the co-op approach. This would be the most complex but the best. If you could get five to ten very serious pinball nerds who were also either kind of into Cuphead or it would be better if they were really into Cuphead, They might be able to go to AP and say, look, can we cooperatively either buy out the rights for this and find someone to build it for us or perhaps cooperatively build it ourselves? Now, this would have to be super uber niche like pinball adventures where they're making three pins a week or two pins a week, right? It'd have to be something super, super niche like that. But that is a way it could be saved. And if they were never going to commercially sell it, they could probably, hopefully, American Pinball has the parts. Like you'd think at this point, if they're this close to like putting full production, you'd think they have at least some parts ordered. So you might be able to get some parts at a very liquidated price as well. The co-op approach would be the hardest approach. But hey, if my boy Bruce over there at Slam Tilt can start the co-op, I forget their name. Oh my God, East Rochester. Is it East Rochester, New York? That's where it is, but I forget the name of the co-op.
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    But Frey Lays, the Frey Lays, can I call them that? Laura, and I'm going to be in so much trouble. Her partner, they run the other co-op there. So we've seen co-ops in Pinball. They can work. It's going to be harder. I know even Buffalo Pinball, shout out to those dudes who just did the most recent P3 Multimorphic. I wanted to do a show about elements, and I was like, I don't know if enough people, like there wasn't even that many, there wasn't that much hype in there in chat. And I watched it, and even though I love P3 Multimorphic, Element to me was a little bit more confusing because it was like it works on 100% of all of them, which I understand Birdcatcher doing that because it's like you've got to try to play the game while catching different birds while playing it. But I don't know if for Element the idea works as well. But again, it's a free add-on that comes, I believe, or very inexpensive add-on that comes with the P3 Multimorphic, so who cares? But I personally, I can't do a top five rad and a top five bad for a very new pin. Like, I can't do all the P3 Multimorphics because some of them are just so small when they come out. And there's just not a lot to say. But I will say that I'm glad they did it, I think. I think it looks decent. I'm not as excited as I was about, like, cosmic kart racing or something like that where you race against other people. Or, like, you know, well, for one, I'm still super stoked to play the Princess Bride. I'm really stoked to play Weird Al and I'm probably even the most stoked to play Portal, right? Portal's probably at the top of that list. So I love P3 Multimorphic but it's very hard to stay top of mind when you don't see them on a lot of locations, when I personally don't know anyone on the East Coast of Canada who owns one. And even in all my traveling trip journey where I went to like 15 arcades, I went to 15 arcades including like Lumberjack Johnnies, D82. I went to like tons of larger arcades in the States and through Canada when I was coming back. I didn't see a single solitary P3 Multimorphic anywhere. So it's really hard to get hyped up and excited about. So if you're listening, P3 Multimorphic, shout out to Ian Hare, we're tribe member Ian Hare, we're out there. Also a pinball designer, of course, and a friend of the show, been on the show five, six, seven, eight times now. If you're listening, please, for the love of God, P3 Multimorphic, give either some type of small discount or make it super easy or offer free delivery or free shipping or free setup or free extra games or offer something to like Logan's Arcade and shout out to John at Jack Bar or like pinball locations that are well known across the United States. Electric Bat. If somehow, some way we could see a couple more P3 Multimorphics there, I think it would do wonders for your sales. I.e., if you were to pick the top 10 arcades in North America and don't even give it to them, just rent it to them in brackets for three months, it would be a pain in the butt. It would. Rent it to them for three to six months and say, hey, we'll ship it to you. Your job is to ship it back to us, but you get it for six months or we'll pay for the shipping back. You just got to crate it up. If you were to do this, because I understand you're not going to give away 10 P3 Multimorphics with all the, I get that. But if you were just to say, we're going to put them on location at like the top five most frequented pinball arcades in North America with probably, yeah, all of them being in the States and that's fine. If you were to do that, you would sell astronomically more pinball machines than the cost of just bringing the machine to them to let them see it. So I've gone off topic for too long here. Let's go back. Let's go back. Number one is the number one way that we could maybe possibly actually see Cuphead happen.
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    And this is really sad. I just closed the old computer here. is if it was shelved for the future. And that's probably what's going to happen. There is countless. You can go on to Google and ask or YouTube or chat or whatever. There is countless times when really cool, really interesting, really unique products didn't see the light of day originally. And they were bought up later by other companies or for some way, shape or form. I've even seen dead media, dead video games, dead videos, dead TV shows where you can't find them on YouTube and you can't find them on Google. But eventually someone did find them on a VHS or found them on a CD-ROM and they uploaded them for everyone to play and for everyone to watch. And for right now, Cuphead Pinball is dead. It is dead media right now. It's a dead collectible. It doesn't exist. Ryan, if you're listening, I'm sure you're going through a tough time, but I'm here for you, dude, if you ever want to talk on the record for the show or off the record. I will do either. And if it's off record, it's off record. I won't share it on the show. That's always been my promise. Even Franchi listening, rate me out, third shout out of the show. You better respect Franchi. Uh, Franchi sent me some cards with his wonderful signature on it and said cards may or may not have listed his next upcoming game, which is why he specifically asked me to make sure no one saw those until after said game came out. And I held them in my hot little hands and I didn't even tell Ian or Drew. I didn't tell any tribe members. I didn't even tell Glenn the Skateboarder or Tim the Lion Man Lee. I didn't even tell Eric or Matt. I don't even think, okay, I might have mentioned it to Drop Target Danielle. She's my bestie. Come on, Franchi. I don't think Franchi would be mad. I had to show her the cards. I don't hide that much from my wife. Like I had to show her the cards. She's like, wait, that pinball machine's not out yet. I'm like, I know. Please don't say anything. And it's like she's like, Albert, I don't talk about pinball unless I'm talking to you. So who am I going to tell? Right. It's not like she's going to work. Hey, kids, by the way, you know. So what else do I want to talk about today? I really, really, really wanted to thank Jack Danger for just being a breath of fresh air. He's doing so much more social media now. We're seeing him a lot more. It feels like if if he was like Colin, if I'm saying if because I don't know him that well and I haven't asked him about this, But if he was possibly suffering a little tiny bit of burnout from doing all the from wearing the 15 frickin hats you got to wear as a pinball designer. OK, if he was suffering just a little bit of burnout and he realized that he could possibly be a perhaps slightly better dad or more present dad, a slightly better, less burnt out husband, a slightly better, you know, a lot better of an advantage to Stern by having the world's best pinball life. There, I've said it, having the world's best pinball live streamer kind of stuck in a dungeon creating pinball machines maybe is not the best place for him. And although he always wanted to do that as a lifelong dream, maybe he got a little bit too close to the sun and say, hey, you know what? Five years of being a pinball designer, three years, however long it was, that was good enough. He designed Foo Fighters, an incredible machine. X-Men, which some people don't think it's incredible. Everyone agrees the shots and layout's incredible. Well, yes, the code's not incredible, but he's not a coder, okay? He's just not. And he's not to the level of pinball tournament player as Keith Elwin. So, of course, maybe he's not going to be as good at implementing the rules as Keith Elwin and Keith Elwin's team, okay? But those are some big shoes to fill. Those are some big jeans to fill, I should say. Have you seen the size of that man's calves? I want to see Elwin and Eric Minier have a calf off and see who wins. I'd be getting third, but I couldn't beat those two dudes. Nah, Kale Hernandez got there. Everyone know that. So what did Kale say that was so contentious that I wanted to bring up before the end of the show?
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    I'm going to mention that in a second. Jack Danger made a device where he can use his foot like a foot pedal like you would with a guitar for turning on and off your effects or your crunch or whatever type of music you're playing. He made a foot pedal like that for him to be able to flip the flipper while his shoulder is recovering. And it's that type of ingenuity, it's that type of fun that's going to continue to make him the world's best pinball streamer. And I frankly can't wait for it. I don't know if his first stream is going to be on Stern. I don't know if his first big stream back after the shoulder injury is going to be on Dead Flip. But I'm there for it, Jack. And believe you me, Jack, if your thought is you want to recharge the batteries and just work on you for a bit before you get in there and start recording every night, keep doing it. But if you think for one second that less of us are going to tune in and champion you on on Twitch on the Dead Flip channel just because you have to play with a foot and an arm, you know, with just one hand, we don't expect you to be able to do like drop catches with your foot, brah. We don't expect you to be able to do like tap passes. Actually, the tap pass might even be easier. And can you even hook up that contraction to an EM? I wanted to ask that, but I didn't. But anyways, I'm here for it because whether it's Jack Danger allowing you to play pinball, real live pinball, on the internet by just pressing a button, which yes, he helped set up. I believe that was either Stern's or his Batman 66. It was played on literally for years and years and years. You could go to a website and just by pressing the left arrow or right arrow on your keyboard and the space button I believe plunged it, you could play a real live pinball machine that was set up with all these different adapters and different things that would push the buttons and pull the plunger and move on to the next game and that sort of thing. So that was neat. That was neat. I would go do that whenever I was bored for quite a long time. And then Jack Danger also did this cool innovation where he turned a Pabst Blue Ribbon dancing beer can into like a remote that you could use for like or maybe it was already a remote, but he adapted the remote so it could work to actually play pinball on live stream. And then he got on the front page of Twitch and there was thousands of people watching Jack Danger play pinball on a little remote. And it was so cool. So what I'm saying is, Jack, if you're waiting till your batteries are recharged before you get in there and do live stream, keep recharging my dude. We don't want to see it to your 100%. We need you at a hundo. Pinball needs you, Jack. Pinball needs Jack Danger. I'm not too proud to admit it. We need him. I'm sorry. And I love Buffalo Pinball. And I even love, absolutely love Joel and everything he does with flipping out with friends and him and his brother. Jared, I always forget your name. I'm sorry, Jared. The Magic the Gathering nerd himself. Jared is to Magic the Gathering as I am to Pokemon cards. But I love everything they're doing over there, but there's just some je ne sais quoi that Jack Danger has. There's just something that Jack Danger has, some type of magic that even himself, and believe me, Joel is really, really, really good. Joel is really good in his own way. Joel is even maybe perhaps, I'll give it to Joel this, better at teaching a game than Jack, maybe. But I would still say this. Overall, Jack Danger is just a little bit more entertaining for my buck. He's more my vibe, I guess. Joel's definitely PG-13 and Jack used to be a lot more and is probably slowly going to get back more to being more rated R. But, you know, he likes to have fun. He likes to troll a little, but he does it all in good fun. And I don't know what Jack Danger's new content is going to be like, and I don't care, but I'm all for it and I can't wait to see what happens. Kale Hernandez said that he thinks that the new machine going into Costco would sell better as being Pokemon and he is correct because next year is the 25th anniversary of Pokemon and if you thought the Pokemon craze was crazy right now, nah nah nah. Every second of every day, Pokemon is gaining gaps on all the other themes on planet Earth. So even if you particularly hate Pokemon, like I did 10 or 15 years ago, I was a bad dad. I was not rad. Not 15 years ago so much. Probably about 8 years ago to 12 years ago, I would get in arguments with both of my sons every birthday, every Christmas, every allowance. Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon cards, Pokemon cards. I was like, no, you need to spend it on experiences. Do you want to go to the trampoline park for your birthday? That could be a cool birthday present. Do you want to go to Canada's Wonderland for part of your birthday present? Do you want to go to the Children's Museum and then go out to your favorite restaurant and have that type of thing as a gift for graduating? But I would never let them get Pokemon cards because I thought it was stupid. I thought Charizard, what a dumb name. Pikachu who? Squirtle what? Okay. Tapalilu? No, I don't want to start saying the ones that people don't know. Okay. I'm huge into Wailord. I love the new art rare of Wailord. Who cares though? It doesn't matter. They're just silly names. Think about it though. For everyone saying they're silly, let's be honest. Think about the 80s. If we showed our kids He-Man and we're like, oh man, that's Shira. They'd be like, what? WTFs are named, Dad. Man, you guys watched weird stuff in the 80s. Oh, no, you don't understand. He hopped on a big kitty cat that changed and his name was Cringer and He-Man. Well, Dad, why did you say it like that? Well, when you say it, you can't just say He-Man. You have to say He-Man and the Castle of Grayskull.
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    You know, Jem and the Holograms, they were a little bit weird if you think about it. The Power Rangers, they were a little... The Wildcats, the Smurfs. Try to explain the Smurfs to modern kids. Oh yeah, well it's just Gargamel and you know he had a cat that was evil and he was a human who he messed around with these little two inch tall you know they kind of I don't know how to describe them who look like little two inch tall aliens and they never wore pants they were basically naked all the time except for a hat. But your kids would be like, Dad, are you on shrooms? Did you drop acid? Say, no, no, no, no. I only do soft drugs if and when and where they're legal. And those are not legal here in Canada. I would not do those, okay? I would do those in Holland or somewhere. Thankfully, I would never do acid anywhere. But there is perhaps other things I would try if they were legal and I was in Minecraft. But no, son, the Smurfs is real, and I was sober for it, and I still loved it. So to everyone saying, and I have heard other content creators try to belittle it or say it's not cool or it's not rad, the only thing you need to think about is the game itself is like a scavenger hunt. Pokemon Go is like a scavenger hunt. That's all it is, a real-life scavenger hunt where you're trying to get rare. It's no different than a collector trying to get rare pins. You're trying to get rare Pokemon, okay? Okay, Draco Franchi is waking up here beside me and probably needs to go for a nice long walk outside soon. That's probably my cue to end the show. But don't poo-poo Pokemon as a content creator. It'll not only make you sound like an old man or an old woman. Where's our women content creators at? Mrs. Pins gone.
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    Lauren Gray used to do that. I can't remember her show. And then the other girl who makes 3D trophies all the time. Damn, see I can't remember their names because they don't make content anymore. Is there? Wait, and then, oh then my other favorite, Crystal Gemnick went over to JJP. Hopefully she's still there and doing well.
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    Where are all the female content creators? I'm trying, I'm sure there's got to be, is there even, is there any left? Oh, someone's going to be so mad. There's probably some really new rad pinball podcast by women, for women, featuring women, and I don't know about it because I'm not in the zeitgeist. The inner dysphoria of the societal norms of the pinball podcast. I know there's a couple new pinball podcasts I don't really listen to, which I need to go listen to, and maybe they have women in them, and maybe it's my fault I haven't found that out. But as far as I know, we need some more women in pinball podcasting. So if you're a woman and you like pinball podcasting or you've always wanted to try pinball podcasting, Rachel Risto, for instance, I would love to have Rachel Risto on, And especially to tag team with me on the WTF monthly. She would be a perfect guest for it, right? So I would love to hear from more women out there in pinball. I think it would be a very positive thing if we want to see more women playing more pinball. We don't – not just women. We want to see more women, more men. Everybody wants to see more people. It would be nice to have more diversity in pinball content creation. I've gone off topic. I will be open and honest with you guys. I'm very strongly working on a diagnosis right now. Now, thankfully, thankfully, we found out that I'm not bipolar. I always thought I was bipolar. It looks like I'm probably not. Less than 5% chance of even being the most mildest form. I 100% have ADHD. But there's something else I've been waiting to kind of share with you guys until I'm more confident in the diagnosis. We're probably at like 90% right now. This type of like clinical diagnosis can take years. But if you were annoyed by my show today, it's probably because of said thing I'm working on that I'm not quite ready to share yet. But the next time you hear from me, I will have a Patreon and you'll get to hear me lose my chats, even if I have to learn to edit to take out two or three sentences where I took it too far. I know I said one thing about nepotism that I've always regretted. That was the one thing I did always regret that I joked around about due to Roger Sharp and that kind of stuff with work concern and stuff. And I've always regretted that. That's been by far my biggest regret. So shout out to all the sharps and everything you do for pinball, all three of you.
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    And I apologize if I said anything rude in that rant and took it too far. I probably did. And if that's the one sentence I have to delete, I probably can't because I promised Antonio. No, Anthony Verdesco. Antonio Verdesco. Gosh darn it. Once I say a name wrong once for life, I always keep saying it wrong. But to the awesome dude who sent me that big dono and said, please release it just for you. I will and I'm going to double check your name. So I say it right in the next show. But I will, without a doubt.
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    I will put it up on edited, but I might have to do in a new entry and just kind of talk people through because I don't want other people to get worried and start messing with me like, oh, my God, is this guy? What's wrong with this guy? You know, so anyways, I love you all. I know the show went too long, but you know what? I haven't. I've only talked to you guys twice in the past two months. So like I say before, if a show is ever running long, don't think of it as one hour and a half show. Think of it as two easily digestible one hour or just easily digestible 45 minute shows. I'm going to go enjoy my day, walk the dogs, listen to the new JBS. I freaking love those guys there over at the roundtable. I just I think they the thing is like it's really easy to be like positive in pinball, but also be kind of bland and boring. But it's also very, very, very easy to be, man, when I used to just say anything, talk about drugs, talk about alcohol, swear left, right and center, I got way more laughs, way more listens, way more views. That's back when I was getting 800 to 1,000. And now that I've tried to be more positive and try to make sure that everything that I'm saying doesn't offend absolutely anyone, I'm probably going to get less listens. But in real life, I've stopped losing as many friends. So you know what? I'm choosing real life friends over listens on my podcast at this point. And talk about real life friends. I think that Jamie, Retro Ralph, I almost called him Ralph. Sorry, Retro Ralph. I would not do that. That's your official. Come on. I don't want people calling me Albert. My name's Orby. Come on. No, I'm just kidding. You can call me whatever you want.
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    Well, you know, take it easy on calling me names. I'm a little sensitive Sally when it comes to certain things like that. Okay. But here's the thing. Those three dudes are all besties and you can tell it. You can tell that him and Jamie and them, they're all real buddies in real life. And their show is honest and it's funny and it's entertaining. Name for me one other Pimball podcast. Okay, there's a couple other ones. There is a couple other ones where there's at least one funny person on the show, right? So there is a couple other ones, but I would say they are doing it like no one else. If by chance you haven't listened to the JBS show by now, go and do it. And the link that I'm going to be dropping that I'm really, really excited for, in fact, is for the Twippies because, Colin, thanks for confirming they are coming back. I'm very excited to be putting out this video. I'm going to drop it in the link. Go take a look at it. You're going to see people from all sides of the pinball content creation space telling you to watch the Twippies, just like I'll tell you. And if a negative Nancy tells you the Twippies aren't coming, remind them that they don't know what the heck they're talking about. All right, Pinball nerds, until next time, remember to eat, sleep, and breathe.
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    Stern Upper Decker rant, coming soon.