Alright. Radstark, everybody. We're just waiting for Nick. Folks, we'll get this started in just a second. We're gonna go grab a beer. Yo, check this out. Update to automatically. and we're playing a double elimination between us. Okay. Dope. So you've got to get last place twice? You have to lose twice to be out. Okay. Yeah. Is that maybe, man? All right, folks, we'll be right back. All right. Boy, you good? Yeah. Thank you. Hey everyone. Hello? Yeah, it is what it is. people like pinball I guess so what we're gonna do today we have a special guest one of our league members Brad Zac Stark is here so myself Nick and Brad are gonna play a double elimination tournament for you guys that's not your beer. You have a fridge. Where's your hoodie? Oh no. Only hoodies. It's cold in here. I'm your enemy today not this is hey look at the description. Look at the description. You're welcome. First to three wins. That's how you say it. First to three wins. But only the, but do you, what about second place? Is that a win or a loss? It's double elimination. If you lose twice. That only works with two people. What happens to the, with the second place person? Then how do you want to do this? That's what I've been asking. That's what I've been saying. What works with three people? What works with three people? You assign numbers to it. You have two wins if you're the winner, you have one win if you're second, and you have zero wins if you're third. Do you want to pick a number? Do you want to keep track of this? You want to keep track? First to five wins. So, oh, OK, yeah, and we'll just put the numbers down on there. So then it's two for first, one for second, zero for third. Audio is super low, says, OK. Hello, is this better? You can potentially do it in three wins. You could get a tie even though, right? Or you could do first to four. Yeah. That's probably better, right? Five would be fine. Because there's a potential. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. It's either four or five. First to four wins or first to five wins. Hold on. Let me see what Lars has to say. So you're saying first to four wins? Yeah. Let's go four. Okay. Rules. Because then if you get two firsts, boom. All right. It's first to four wins. First to four wins. First place gets two wins. Second place gets one win. Third place gets zero wins. And I'm going to up the... So wait, what increases the audio sound? The levels? Yeah. I think we were just standing too far away. We want to be a little louder. Yeah, the microphone is this camera, right? Yeah. This one? It's this one. I think we were just standing too far away. So you just got to kind of like face it when you're talking. Because when I was watching you guys, when you were over by Fishtails, I didn't hear you at all. Yeah, which is good because then that'll kill the echo. I think we're fine. How do we sound when we're talking to the microphone to you right now? What's up? Hello. Hello. Oh, good. Oh, nice. All right, that's some nerd shit. Oh, good. Okay, well, I think we're ready. How do we decide who goes first, Rochambeau, Rock, Paper, Scissors? Oddly Nudes. That was awesome. That was adorable. Man, we're really cute. All right, let's go. I need my phone. I'm watching hockey. Welcome to the stream, buddy. Glad we sound okay. And he's not watching hockey. You're not watching hockey. This is air hockey, advanced air hockey. Wait, so we can just say Jack goes first because he's like the, you're the champ, right? You're obviously winning. I did win. Yeah. So you're the champ. Go get a beer. There's no more peachies or whatever. Did we ask if we could drink these? I asked Jimmy. You said anything in the fridge is fair game. Brad, can we have a beer? No, anything in the fridge is fair game. As we said, I'm going first? Yeah. You don't want to drink? Not for my... Oh, it's Dan from PCP. Thanks for coming, buddy. Yo, Dan, what's up? I love those dudes, PCP. Are three people in? One, two, three. I got three. Where's the third person? Right there, he's at the bottom. All right, everyone. I get a little bonus by going first. I get to pick fuel before anybody else does. I put grease in my hoodie and I smell like a grandma right now. You do smell like wine. You should watch it. I'll never watch it. Alright, here we go. I'll watch the luck. First ball. Oh baby. Not good. Higgy, higgy. You said you watched the season once, yeah? Yeah. And it was good? Yeah. Okay. Not a good start. Oh, are we going in tight quarters? No. Just a heads up, don't put your beer here because when you shake it, all the beer is going to fall on the computer. Oh, okay. I'm going to go with the beer. I'm going to go with the beer. I'm going to go with the beer. I'm going to go with the beer. I'm going to go with the beer. I'm going to go with the beer. because when you shake it, all the beer is going to fall on the computer. A little kiss. All right, so Nick almost broke a million. Good job. What a champion. Good job. All right, we're going to go for the super skill shot. And we're going to listen to Fuel while we... Oh, fuck off. Come on. Did you choose this one? Stop doing that. Do you have to do Fuel? I just like Fuel. Really? Well, okay, not as a metallicist, but as a... He's a music fan? It's just high energy, you know? Oh, yeah, sure. I was listening to some Metallica on the way here. As you do. Yeah, and I was thinking about this album. They stopped being metal and just started being hard rock. Hard rock? Yeah. There's not much metal about this song, right? No, not at all. Alright folks, so what I'm doing is I'm going to shoot for Sparky to try to light up that multiball really quick and get that out of the way. Post pass? Nope. Feel that. Boop. Couple more hits. Pounce pass over. Alright two more hits and we should be good. God that felt good. That was a good one. I'm going to go for the other one. All right, two more hits, we should be good. Oh, God, that felt good. Are we on the DMD score? Cool. Boom. Two more. Oh, I was going to say that was a sweet catch, but... Dude, I got butt crotch. Bernie's. Is that a thing, butt crotch? This is a New Glarus Octoberfest. Stagmort. Stag horn, this is good. Alright, here we go. Red Stoke, everybody. This is the song I want. Do I actually get my hoodie? You do smell good. Yeah, thanks. Smell like a grandma. I'm going to do Unforgiven. Oh, no. There's no ball safe, friends. That was the worst. We play stream rules, baby. We're really good at this game. We are really good at it. Here we go. Lift. Oh, that was not what I should have done. Good catch. Thanks, Nick. Here we go. That was kind of aggressive. Kill it, bud. It hits my elbow. So you gotta drive back to the Which one is that? Yeah Video game Alright, Sparky all day He's playing Fuel 2 I told you, I get Fuel first I called it because I was going first Does everyone play it? No Sorry, that got a little scary Weird Whimpers Weird Whippers save balls. Oh, I should have got one. That was bold. Clean. There it is. Oh, that's free. Hit the picks. That's a ramp. Too clean. Too clean. That's a loo. All right. I got one pick to hit, and I'm going to hit it. Come on. Hit it. Hit it. Oh, get it. Ah! Dude, did you see that? Two short shots. You lost your Tiger roster of balls. I'm okay with that. Boom! Just don't do it again. That was awful. Oh, my God. What am I doing? Oh, wait. I thought the one I used. No, that is not active view. It was just how many people have watched us suck at them balls. Oh, wow. Okay. That, I didn't think I was getting back. Welcome back, ball. You have to sign an NPA to watch this. Marty Kane. Yes, you do. Tell anyone what you see here, you're in trouble. Marty. Hi, bud. Is that Bridges? Yo, get those other nerds on here so we can make fun of them. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. That's Nick Juggle. Oh, my God. Hit it, hit it! Free hanging. Ha ha. Ha! Uhhh! Who's the speedy arm? Joe. Whoa, Spangberg! Uhhh! He beat it. Come on, clean! Are we full Spangberg? Man, I got nothing. I am hitting absolutely nothing. See, my only hope for this stream is to get big enough for Leap Spangberg to watch this. Alright, that was unclear. He might be just weirded out. Yelling his, like an approximation. Leap Spangberg. What are they saying? We're almost safe here. Oh, here we go. Beautiful. I found a guy on Facebook called Beeford Gunderson. Beeford Gunderson? Beeford Gunderson. Oh, God. Dynamics. B for Gunderson. I did a search for B Spangbrink. B for Gunderson? Fuck. Yo, good ball, dog. Thanks. That's ten times my score. Well, it's like a hundred times my score. I got a full multiball and got five million. Five million? All right, folks. That's awful. If you see Sparky's left foot there, I got two hits left until he gives me the points. Do you have to hit the left foot? You don't have to hit the left foot. You don't have to hit the left foot. but it's just the left foot is... It's an opto. Yeah. You just got to break that wall. Oh, you're fucking kidding me right now. There you go. He has one. All right, he's ready. No! Well, the multiball's ready. Well, I have zero hits on multiball. All right, you... That is... At this point, I'm going to just not do the... Super skill? Yeah. Take it slow. Or don't get any skill shots. Yeah, I don't see skill shots. So Nick, when we're done, you gotta tell me how to point this out. How do you do that? Is it 3-2-0? Or 3-1-0? 2-1-0. 2-1-0. Aw man, Zac Stark's going great for Sparky. Zac Stark for Sparky. Zac Stark for Sparky. There you go. One more. Oh, oh. Oh, he's got it. My man! Bums free. Hit all the picks. Oh, snake's lit. Already got it? Yeah, look he's already glowing. Dang it, you're not. Why are you just starting to blink? I'm missing one. Yeah, I'm missing one. Oh, you're going to need to start. Two picks left. Money. We got balls saved today. I'm going to need it. Beautiful. Nice hit. Nice hit. Oh, nice dunk. Oh, man. Oh, he fucking called it. All right, he's starting to like me again. I need to hit the field now, right? You didn't have to do anything. You're ready. It's already going. It fell in. That's nice. So it just started getting in the jackpots. There you go. Good hit! Good money. It's cooking now bud. Ooh, that's a ball that's going to be worth a cash. Big cash, big cash. Not a real extra ball, just points. No! Oh, beautiful stuff. Good ball. Nice last jackpot. Beautiful stuff. Nice last check by there. Good multiball. I thought I was gonna get the 3 here next, but they came and went back up. Yeah, if they're all down and you hit an orbit, it brings them all back up. That's not good. Yeah. Yeah, it's the new rules. Why do you... It's not all the time, but just during a multiball. Like after a multiball, yeah, it just resets it for you. You really can't get progress on it. But honestly, it's better for you because then you actually have to hit all the way all the way in the back, like the amount of times that you would to knock down all those. OK. Yeah. So it doesn't reset the amount of times you need to hit it. No. It resets the drop targets. And each drop target, it counts as another hit. Got it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry. That was us. Start lying. Yo, Zac Stark is back in. Yo, don't put your beer there. Don't put your beer there. Don't put your beer there. What? You're gonna knock it on the... Yeah, it's yours. You can... That's great. Okay, well, I was going for the crosses, but now that's back up. So I might spark it up. I think I only need like eight hits. Spark it up, bro. Spark it up. Wait. Two. Seven. Seven. Seven hits. Fuck, that's a lot. Yep. Oh, there you go. Uh oh. Oh! Double. That's a beef spangberg. All right, I'm going to let that. I don't think I ever missed that. I'm going to let that call it out. So that means Nick finishes at least in second. At least second. At least second. So I got to pull this out. Look at that. Look at that. One shot. You got one shot, dude. One shot, dude. You can do it, I believe in you. Excuse me, Mr. Danger. On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without a without a wizard's key? Yeah. Definitely. You have to collect the cheese wheel. Not the whole cheese wheel, but just the first half. And that has to be enchanted by the good wizard, who then turns that into the cheese key fist. And that just allows you to go straight into the So you can bypass putting the bomb in front of the fake wall. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, if you want your full credit, you need both of them. Pull the CD-ROM out and lick it. Blow on it. Feel it? That was a fancy stop. There it is. Oh! Uh-oh. That's a loss for me, I feel. We'll see. I got to get the picks. For those that you don't know, there's little stand-ups next to the ramps here. If you hit all four of those, the snake lights up. You get it in there. Gives you an add-a-ball for your multiball and gives you a 2x play field multiplier. and I have to hit every farting pitch. Every farting pitch, buddy. Start hitting on me. That's one. There's one. There's the same one. That one down. There's the same one. There we go. Two. The deflection. Now you back a little bit. Three. Yep. To the Pharaoh. All right, check this shit out. Huh. Oh, there we go. Back out. Up and over. Oh! Almost. You can do it again. I believe you. Snowman. There it is. Nice. No! Oh! There it is. Got it. Got a snake. Baby, baby. Got the snake. Live. Swip. Oh! Okay. Oh! Lazarus. Got that ball back. That was nice. Lazarus. Wow. That's amazing. Uh... No Don worry Keep it clean keep it clean Good What We lost Is that a beef Yep You got a beef That was a beef Go get up. I guess you can't get that snake. I can't find it. There. Ah! My man! So now you're putting it on the table, right? Uh, it's not lit for me. Oh. I'm not sure how to light that officially. Oh, now it's lit. Okay, let me get something on my brake flipper here and I'll take you to it. Woo! It's not getting in the way. The comeback. It's real. That second just passed me. Still got a ball on it. Yeah, but he saw my first ball. Got it. Yo! 2x, bro. Makes a nice slitting edge with 2x. Yep. She's, she's blinkin'. Is that for an animal too? No, it's just another 2x. Ah. You only get the animal once with the multiball. Oh! That's the second time you did that. That was quite a drop. My man! My man! That's good. I mean, my man. My man. Hope y'all saw that. All right, I got to get about nine. So that's a definite zero for our old Nicky Cheese over here. Zero, right on top. Can you write zero down? All right, we start with zeros. Yes, beefed! Beef. Don't get beefed. Excellent. All right. Don't get beefed! Excellent. Oh boy. This sounds like the saddest song. We'll be remaining here through the sea never again Oh, by the way, on Twitter, MetallicaLyrics follows us. I don't think I did it. All right, folks. That's a win for old Jackie D. That's two wins for Jack. Two points for Jackie. Two points for Jack. That's one win for... One for Starry. One for Starry and zero for me. Winner goes first. I'll go last. All right. Winner goes first. I'm the loser. Good fight. Good fight, everybody. Here we go. You gonna ride the lightning? You still gonna go back to fuel? No, I'm more of a blackened kind of guy. Good luck. Hey, good luck, man. Yo, DQ. DQ. You're Joe-ing me right now, dog. Pop it up. Put it away. Don't make beef. You fucking bitch. Alright, Starkman. Man, this looks really good. Alright. What's that? It's a score. Hey, burn it Burn it That was a hot suit Nice I'm gonna let it chill Cause we be beefin' We be beefin' We be beefin' We be beefin' We be beefin' One nice thing about Metallica with the tilt bob Matiltica is to just look at the Sparky's head and then if his head's not wobbling around, you might maybe the tilt bob's not wobbling around It's on a spring Here we go. Oh, there's a setting to record rock. Oh, you're tragic. Yo, we're burning. Guess who put their beer in the fucking car? Why would you put the computer below the beer spot? If you want to move it all. Move it. When you go by your... Move it. fine fine fine fine you think I care thanks Joe so I smell like a grandma grandma's had a lifetime to learn how to smell fantastic thank you Start. Brady's new, what's up? Zabba dabba dee! Zabba dabba dee! You fart! I'm ready. Yeah, that's good. You're not doing good. Dude, that's the second left out when Brady's at it. Yeah, it's really good. Cut. I'm changing. We're going to be using boats on which we're going to be using drags. Drag seems to be top. Drag? Okay. We could probably do more outside since we're in the car. Yeah. Haha dude, keeping it real. Alright, super burns. Got burning worms here. So, I'm just going to go for more spark it ups. I'm sorry, what's that mean? Spark it up. Nice stop. Clean. Oh, God! Burns! Stop! Oh, man. We're doing so bad. God, we suck. Look at these scores. Y'all can't get these scores. This is awful. On below the Twitch stream, we have a list of the machines we have in the office. We're taking votes for what machine we need to play next week. Because after Friday, we're done with Metallica. We're moving on to something else. Oh, we'll be here next week. And I'll be playing by myself. I'll be here Monday. What's the best game to play by yourself? Probably Drac. Not pinball? You play against yourself. Bro! Oh, and that's... It's me. It's you. Sir. Ladies. Why don't you do shirtless, but with the... Chaz said there's a frickin' list. I'd play Lebowski if we had it. That looks fun as hell, man. Lebowski, yeah, but another year. JP worked on that. Yeah. And so did Gavin's guy, Scott. Scott, the glass man. Yeah. Looking for a pick. Looking to pick it up. I think he did program. Uh, yeah, he was a programmer. Oh, God. Oh, wait, oh, wait. Love you. You ding-dong! Oh, you just let the other one drop! Wait, what? You just let the other one drop! No! You stopped watching! What did you do? I turned my head to look at the stream, and I drank. Look at this. No! Oh, good, thank God. Dude, that's hilarious. Oh, good, thank God. Oh, good, thank God. Dude, that's hilarious. Oh, fuck me. Where's the stage? We need to get that stream up higher. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We have a bunch of monitors. What? Yeah, we might. We could do a bunch of cool stuff. Dude, we could put like nine monitors up. Dude, let's build the space station. And then we gotta buy a space station and play it. I can't hit that right now. Sorry. Electric J. Electric J. Hey-ah! Sorry, I got the burpees. This Wisconsin beer gives them the burpees. Oh! Hey, you're not last yet. You're not last. Yes. Okay. That is not a good game. Good ball, everyone. You're not last. You're not last. Good ball, everyone. Good game. Nick Pips. All they need is Sparks. Shark the card. Oh! Oh! The bonus! The bonus! I'm out. See that. Oh my god. So is that four for me? That's four for you, so you have to get less. No, he has to get less. I thought we were going five. We have four. Right, so he has to get less. Right? Forever. If he gets one more point, he wins. Right. Did we go into four or five? Five. If I win twice, that doesn't do anything for anyone. We're going to five. So now he has to get last. I've got two points. He's got to get second to one point. So I've got 2.7. Okay. That's what I mean. It doesn't matter. Unless he's last for the next two games. So now it's one point and zero? Oh, it's one and zero. So I'm still playing. Everyone's in. But if I get first or second, I'm moving it. Oh, I'm not knocked out. No. Yeah. Oh. Because you could win and have a two, and I'm still stuck with four if I got a zero. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yo, don't get upset. No, I got really excited now. I'm ready. You're back in. I'm in. Okay, I'll go last. That was really kind. It's even more complicated for the people watching. Okay, so. The first to five. It just, whatever. First to five. I gave you zero first. Did we update the scores? I did. All right. It's, uh. The standings are. Jack the Ninja with four, Nick Campbell with a goose egg, and Brad Zac Stark with two. I got zero. And I get to start us off again. And I think we'll listen to Battery this time. Doesn't... God damn it. Doesn't work. Gotta love that shit. Do I? Whoa! Whoa! I love a ride. You! Screw me! Blackout! Alright. Oh man, that's a low starting score. I didn't get it. We're just getting worse and worse. It's the beers! The beers. Ah! Miam, miam, miam. Miam, miam, miam. Whoa, tenders. Keep it together, tenderoni. Having a roni. What is that shit? What, having a roni? No, it just... It went straight to the... Sling. Oh, yeah. Makes it a little unbearable. Oh, baby. That was, uh... Not good. That was not good. That was a bunch of bouncing. Alright, friends. I'm going to play... How much is it worth? I don't know, but you didn't have a million and you jumped to a bunch of coins. That's a beat. Oh! Oh, the slap. Oh, boy. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Swing, swing, swing. Oh, God. Bounce it. Oh, God. Here we go. Beautiful. All right. That's a good Naps boy. Nice and clean. Oh, that's mean. Yo, that was something. Chilling with the beast. We fine. We fine. Chilling with the beast. Chillin' with the Beast. Oh God! What the hell? Those saves! Man. I take it back, it was first to four. Get outta here. Get outta here. Oh God, no! Oh! Oh, the cleanliness. Oh God, live! Live! Oh my god thank you I love you I love you boss I love the game I love you the telco I love you Lars I love you Kurt Mars Earth I love you new bass player guy I think it's like their third Oh yeah, sure. OOF! Now you actually need one more pick. Oh, you did a nosebleed there. He already picked up. Yeah, he's already picked up. He picked it up already. Do me a favor, please. Oh come on! I hear you got problems with that snake snap. Yeah. Good snake eats your goods. Good job, Snakes. You got the super, you just did it. No, he wants double supers. Oh, farts! Now you get nothing. Oh my god, I got nothing. That was awful. Oh man. Oh, fuck, I just saved it. Hey, good ball. I'm gonna let it rest. Well, here's what I gotta say. I go first. That was awful. I'm sorry. Still number one. Yeah, this was exactly the first game where I was up 10 mil, but then nothing. I got the whole ball. I couldn't get a damn snake shot. And I'm just disappointed in myself. Player one. Good luck. You should be. I mean, great job. Thanks, dude. You got 10 million points, man. Come on. That's all you can ask for. You know that's not good. That's all you can ask for. You know that's not going to get me to the bed. Yo, the juggles. Yo, Dr. Juggles. Call me Juggles. Great, glad. Nice. It's a mystery. Now or never now. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. Where's the ball at? Remember when I half slank shot and hit the tip of the... I watched that again today because I was so upset about that shot. What was it? Oh, that's just the beef. That was a classic. That is a Jack Danger shoot. It's more grace than anything else. That's a good shot. It's just like slow... It's kind of like you pick it up for a second. and like set it down real gentle. Oh God. All right, good ball, good ball. We got it in here. Here we go. We are super tan, what are you talking about? Everyone, I've known for how tanned I am. Yeah, see, good start. Native American. Is it a red filter? Oh yeah, it's also we're using an orange filter. It's we can look tan or we can look completely disgusting. Men left, man. Home of the brave. Home of the brave. Land of the... Land of the Holes. That was sexy. ...collect the extra ball. Boink! Oh, thank you. Thank you, man. Smash the door and start multiple times And you Always there to keep you free from fear Oh Alright well, so what are we gonna do? I'm gonna the first skill the next skill shot is gonna give me is the cross so I'm gonna go for that and then I might just go for crosses because So, I think I'm just going to go for crosses. Right. Pass turn. Oh, foul. Rode away. Rode away. You're still up on us coming out of ball two. Whatever. Whatever. I don't need whatever. Whatever, dude. I love you, Jack. I can set me heavy. Any of us have to crank it up. Uh, yeah. That is actually a little bit pressing. But this is my favorite part. Here we go. Watch it. Tails! That's frustrating. I'm just gonna back away. Up to Bren! You have to beat him to keep the competition going. To keep the game going. Jack wins unless Brad beats Jack. Now, you have Sparky with two heads left. Thank you. I know you don't need help. I just want to make fun of Jack for a second. Don't be, no pressure. Two shots of Jack. There's only a million people watching right now. Divided by... Very good. Very good! Very good! Very good! Yeah, what happened? My man! My man! That was it. It ain't over! Yeah, man! You don't tilt, so... I think you're done. Oh, you got beat Nick. Right. Beat Nick. I had it set to four. I thought I had it set to four. Now I regret it wholeheartedly. I thought it was four. No. No! You guys are keeping track of our pure count for us. Oh my god. I did what I came here to do. I'm back in the game baby. God damn it. Brad's got three now? Yeah. I got two. Nick just won so he's got two. Watch this, watch this. Flip! Oh my god, annoying. What is it? What do we got? Seven. Seven people, hi! Hi new people! My next beer is Over Whale. I think Brad also brought this in so I gotta bring more beer in for Brad. Thank you sir. I didn't try it, I can drink it. This is really tasty. I never drive. Yeah, Nick you start. I start, I won. Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna go get some beer. Hey, got the room to myself. How you doing? Alright, B score is at the bottom. I don't need to repeat it. I'm gonna go old school, I'm gonna go 90s. Metallica. Enter Sandman, I think. Alright, here we go. We got a ball game going. Missed my skill shot, that's alright. Oh, God. Who's Mr. Stillshot? Who's Mr. Stillshot? That's funny. So that means I'm already behind a half a million. Let that settle. Yeah, I ain't behind. Let that settle there. Get away from there, rocker. This broadcast is brought to you by Logitech 920. Yep, the C920. Ooh, the C920. If you're happy with the video quality... We're using three of them. We're using three of these. One of them here at the bottom of the game, looking at the DMD. That's this one. And then we got this one, which is our face. The one we talked to. And then we got the one above the game here. And they're all the same, kind of. There's one that's, did you figure out the name? One of them is like one generation older, yeah. Okay. That's the one we have for B&B. No, it was left over. Did you buy these in Microsoft? Amazon. Also brought to you by Amazon? I go to Amazon a lot. Take it to the zone. Amazon. You know what? Nice job. Right, we don't have to win, we just have to keep Jack rolling. Right. You just need to make sure I don't get first or second one. Or, if Brad gets a first and you get a second, then we tie. Oh yeah, that's a true one. Then there's a tie off. Is that what they call it? A tie off? Where we each wear our favorite ties. Who wore it best? Oh, beef. Yeah, one beef. What's with the beef, man? No! Yo, where's the beef? It's right there. What's the mystery? It looks great. Yeah, thanks, Marky. Yeah! Double fuckin' sparky. Double sparky? Well, I guess that makes up for it. My wound! My flapping makes up for the fact that I can't hit it. Yeah, there's some serious flapping. Hockey, we have a mic stand that's holding the top-down camera, and we have a camera stand holding the camera that's facing us that we talked to. Nope. Nope. Don't shake it. Not shaking it. I'm pretty set up. I'm pretty set up. I got my sparkies ready. Thanks for the two hits. Oh, baby, you guys are fucked. as I summon the strength of a beta singer, swinger, whatever that beer's called. Seersucker. Seersucker Summers. What? What's Seersucker? Is that a shirt? Yeah. Okay. Good luck. Seersucker's really tight. Tight, right? Ah! No! Oh! Are you kidding me? I heard that thing dang it you may want to thank lime and sheets right now for coding a little bit in there my man it's usually that bounce remember like remember that old tilts in shotmerg where it'd be like bam bam bam like right about now you'd be like okay Oh, I told you. That was awesome. All right. So that's – if everything stayed where it is right now, then there would be a two-way tie. And then we have a tiebreaker. And then there would be a tiebreaker. But if I win and Jack gets second, he wins. And if I win and Brad gets second, then we keep going. Why? Yeah, because then... Then it wouldn't be a three-way tie. Alright. Yeah, if I win in bracket second, it's a three-way tie. I think. No. No. It's five. Everybody would have four, so whoever got to this place in the next game would win. Yeah. Alright. So I got nothing, so I'm just going to do more sprinkling. That's good work. Beast! Beast! Yo, Dynamax. Oh, you think that was leftover from me? What's Dynamax? Dynamax. Oh, that's cute. It's a blender. It's a new blender. Dynamax. Or what's the fancy word it calls? Vitamax? Vitamax. Vitamax, right? Vitamax? Vitamax? Vitamax? Vitamax? Love that chicken from Popeye's. Popeye's. Popeye's. Popeye's. Oh, man. one arrow. That was sexy. Bounce. Oh God! That snake is getting nasty. That kick out. Yeah, it's not sure what it's doing anymore. Oh God! Come on, clean! Oh! Too clean. You asked for it. Oh! Too clean! The cleanliness. Oh, too clean. Yo, that was no obstruction. construction. That was the... God. That is a fast... Oh, God! Oh, Yancy's back. Shit. Yeah, thanks for coming, Yancy. Sorry. We'll make a bigger stink on Twitter than we usually do. What's the Twitter thing? Is it dead foot? Do you have a dead foot? You can dead foot Facebook, you can dead foot Twitter. Maybe that's how I'll do my thing. It's, uh... I'll say, hey, join the Death Club thing and then I will talk about it. There's my shit! And you said it might be around 5 every day? Maybe that's just a thing that's coming up. Yeah, like 4 or 5 every day. Yeah, because our animation friends are still at work. So they can watch this. That's true. And people on the East Coast, it'll be six to the... Good God! Start getting sneaky to fail. Alright, win it all. Win it all. Give it to me, buddy. Zero this guy out. I let you play more. No mercy. Get in the fucking snake mallet. It's so gross. It's pretty gross. Couldn't get in the snake mallet. You have a burp over there. I'm in a burp corner now? Burp corner. I'm sorry. I didn't know we had a bird corner. Drink the cola! Drink the cola! Drink it now! I just need to win. I just need to win. Win. Yeah! Yeah! Starman! Holy Shards! Big money. Keep it coming! Oh, nice shot. Nice try. Extra ball. That's worth money. Money! That's a good catch. Oh my god! Oh you need those. Yeah. Oh wow, another crutch. Mars. Is this timed? It is timed. Yeah. But you have like all the time in the world. It's like 21 seconds left. Dynamics. Dynamics. Dynamics. There we go. Oh, one minute. Oh, you did some nice rattles, dude. You did some nice bounces, dude. Did some nice clean in waves. Three, two, one. Oh, that's a good catch. Oh, that's a good catch. Oh, that's a good catch. Oh, that's a good catch. Oh, that's a good catch. Oh, that's a good catch. Drink the cola! Drink it now! Oh boy. It's done. Alright, let's look at where I'm at. You're so close. You have to have one more cross. Look where I'm at. Two crosses. I eat snakes! You only have one snake. There's your... Shake the cola. Shake the cola. Shake the cola. Chicken burn. Come on, Snakey. Too clean? Too clean. Basketball. Farts. Lots of points in that. Get out of my way, ding dong. Justice for all mode. I'm not. Step off the game. Up first? Hey, Joe. It's at first. I'm first. But I'm first. First of all, drink cola. Drink it now. Are you happy with your song you sing? Yeah, 14 seconds. That's going to be a tough one, buddy. Oh, boy. Don't you even do that. Why are you doing that? Yes! Jack does not win. No. Come on, baby. We got one more ball. All right. So that just means I got to blow it up, and then Jack won't catch up, and we're still in the game. You know, we're in danger of me winning right now. Yeah, 14 snakes. Good grief. Oh, yeah, you're at three, and I'm at three as well. So I have to win. You're at two points. You're at two. Guys, the score is right here. Jack four, Nick two, Brad three. So if I get two, I get five. So if I win this, I win this. Yeah, if Brad wins, he wins. If you win. I win. The game goes on. And if Jack beats either of us, Jack wins. Unless. If Jack gets second and I get first, then there's a tie. All right. So I'm just going to go for spark spark. What am I doing? Drink the cola. Why am I doing this? Shake the cola. Shake the cola. Shake it now. Yo, that bottle never sunk down. See, that was dirty. Oh, my God. No control. Oh, my God. No control. This is still dirty. There you go. That was awful. And I got a beef on that one. There's no beef. Yeah, I got a beef. Catch. Oh no. Clean. Oh, here it is. No! But I got to beat Brad or leave room for Jack. But either way, I gotta win. If I don't win, I lose. That's how that game works. That's how pinball works. If you're not first, you're last. If I'm not first, I'm last. Come on, hit the picks. Yo, drink the cola, man. Drink the cola! Drink the cola! Drink it now! Oh, thank goodness. Thank goodness. This thing's got a ball safe for niggas, man. Yeah, it's scary. Yeah. That's not safe. That's not good. Can he get it? He's not... I'm gonna grant the snake shot. Later, buddy. No, fuck, no, no! Fuck, I really got it once! Ah, it won! Oh my gosh! So you're at least second or third. Right. I'm still in the lead. This could be it. If Zac Stark wins this, he wins it. Wait, no, we tie. If I can pass this. If you can pass this. Pass me on the tiebreaker, and we know how bad always goes. Come on, Sark. Hear that, folks? All I got to beat is 6 million points. I gotta just make sure he doesn't get burned. Nancy goes, snake says no. I don't need snakes, Nancy. I've got Sparky I can do again. No, dude, get them snakes. Get them snakes. Because if he comes back and beats you, then we're all done. We all lose. Drink the cola, man. Drink the cola. Perp it up. snakes can eat that oh you can smell it I couldn't get the snakes I was trying to light the snake got them crossies alright alright shake it off all you have to do is beat me and there's a tie breaker or I can beat beat if Jack does not beat me Brad wins if Jack beats me then there's a tiebreaker and if Jack beats Brad at 26 million then Jack wins there are three outcomes with the snakes bro they all up to you man ah thanks man Let go man Get some snacks Drink the corn Shake the corn Nice I win! What the fuck was that? What was that? That was the worst life catch. The delayed screaming. Go, Brad wins it. Brad Zac Stark wins everything. Oh, my God. Oh. All right, one of us has to get to crank it up. Let's play one more game. We'll play one more game. For shits and giggles. Yeah. For shits. Here, I'll put some big text on the screen that says Brad wins. Oh, my God. Brad. Nice. He said it. You want to give me a teaser? Starman wins. Hello world. And here I'll do this too. Wooo! Wow cool! Yo the future! Zac Stark wins! Make balloons fall from the ceiling. Oh you want balloons? Are there balloons? Wait there's ping pong balls. I got bubbles. Bubbles are great. I'll take bubbles. Ping pong? There you go. Oh wait, they're going from the... Whoa! There's no flipping them. Starkman! The winner is Hello World. Yo, take your victory laugh here. What's that? What's my victory laugh? I don't know. Just, you know, just act. Look cool. Point at the camera. Point at the camera, maybe. There you go. Yeah, do sexy face. Screenshots with the bubbles in front of you. Yeah. Done. Great job. All right. You show off your logos for sponsorship opportunities. This logo? There you go, there you go, dead flip top. Dead flip, dead flip number one. Dead flip number two actually. We'll put an earthquake in there because it was so great. Whoa, an earthquake? This is weird. Dude, we can do whatever we want with this program. What does it do? Everything. Oh, can twist? Cola bubbles. Yo, cola bubbles. Keep drinking cola. Drink the cola! Alright, so winner goes first. Alright guys, we're gonna play one more game. Winner decides the game. What are we playing? Are we playing special? Most ramp. Most ramps. Most ramp hits. Most ramps. Most ramps. Okay. Scores don't count. Scores don't count. Only ramps count. Turn the rules off. And so help us count ramps. We're going to count on our side. But scores don't matter. Nothing matters. Ramps, ramps, ramps, ramps. Either ramp counts. That's it. sometimes we'll do these kind of games if we're if there's an important shot that we need to hit like the snake we did snake last week I think and I had nine snake hits he killed me on snakes but I think the reason I picked ramps is because I think getting injustice for all won me that last game it beat a lot I mean it was it was only 3 million Six million what a lady jet for the did you double it? Seeking to straight so it's a it's three million to beat it I don't know no because it's like it keeps adding up right it keeps adding up And if it adds up more if you crisscross and if you have a 2x roll in you can 2x it right So actually we do really look tan in this I think it's a filter Also, it's like warm in here No! Put that back on! Now we look blue. No, drink the cola. Alright, I'm going to turn the AC on real quick. We look good, that's what they meant. When they said we looked tan, it just means we look good. Brad, you're first. I'm going to have to do fuel again. I'm going to drink the cola. Drink the cola! And um... Mom, drink the cola. One ramp. One ramp. And attempts don't count. How about hand cramps? Cramps? One ramp. One ramp. JD, one ramp. JD, one ramp. Here we go. Nicky Cheese with the ramps. The old JD, one ramp. Come on, baby. Nicky, no ramp. Yeah, no ramps. Well, we're all tied up. No ramps. We're going to have to read one. I have a ramp. Really? Really? Come on, I need to shake the code off. Here we go, here we go. Oh boy, none of that. No ramps. No ramps. That's not a ramp. No one. There you go. Thanks, Yancy. No ramps. Thanks, Yancy. What do we got? Yancy, just keep it track for us. Oh, thanks, Yancy. Thanks, brother. Still no ramps. All right. Let's start. Fuck that. I'm winning by 100%. 100 to nothing. Oh, God. Is that a ramp? Is that a ramp? No ramps. You got one. Fucking calm down. Yeah, there you go. Oh, one ramp. So far, no way it's one ramp. One ramp. Here we go. Yo, we got that one ramp. I think we got to have at least four ramps. Oh! He ties it up. Nikki one ramps. Nikki two ramps. Go baby! Nikki two ramps. Friggin farts. Two ramps. Three ramps. Oh no. I want the right one, I can't find the left one. That's a little harder. Good and nice. Good and nice. What's that? What do I got, three? Four ramps. Four ramps. Four ramps. Four ramps. Four ramps. Four ramps. Four ramps. Four ramps. Four ramps. I got three, four? Three. Four ramps. You're a ramp master. Five ramps. Five ramps, that's pretty good. Five, damn dog. Five ramps, five ramps, five ramps. Time to change the score. Oh, we're not keeping track. Yes, he's doing it. He's got it. Five, baby. remember your memory no fudging your memory come on just give me a fucking rant you're the man dude zero rants zero rants for Brad Albright up to danger You're killing it. There, there. Oh, boy. Two ramps for me. Oh, God. Three ramps. The Hagee's counter. Oh. Oh, boy. The Hagee's. It's a Hagee. The, uh, Gen-N shot. Oh, God. Which one's down? The Gen-N over here. Wait, how many do I have? Three. Okay. The, the, it's the loop, but it doesn't go. Four. FUUUCK! Nick wins! Nick takes it! Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it! One more? Alright, one more. Does this count? Oh man, that's what I've always wanted to do. Train that shit, you're boring. I'm trying! I think Hagee has it. Hagee up the side right here. That's a Hagee shot. Cause only Hagee actually goes for that shot. actually goes for that shot. All right, I want to go first. We still doing ramps? Yep. All right. Nick, one ramp game. Oh, I'm over 10, so this is probably it. OK. Yeah, I got to do my other thing. Mr. Popular, brother. Yeah, I'm busy. Busy man. Two ramps. Three ramps. Holy shit. Oh, my god. He is the ramp champion right now. Ramp champion. Ramp champion? Oh, god. Double beef? Aww. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. No, they count. The three count that I hit. Okay, you hit three ramps. I didn't tell the ramps. Remember your ramps. Yeah, the three ramps, bro. Thanks, Yancy. Yeah, thank you. Ramp two. All right. Nick Campbell has three cramps. Three cramps. Three ramp cramps. See you, bro. Jack has no ball time. Can I get it this time? Trey's got it. Trey's the Cobra! Wait, how many did I have? Zero. That should have been a ramp. That's a ramp. He got his first ramp, ladies and gentlemen. Whoa. Too clean. Two reps. I got two reps. Three to two. I got two reps. Two. Two reps. Got two reps. All right. I got three. All right, Campbell. Stop showing off. He's got three. You have two. Oh, God. Beep! Beep! Spangler! Yancy, you're the man dude, thanks for watching! Thank you very much, thank you too much for paying attention. Thank you Yancy! And if you like this clip, feel free to subscribe. That would be great. Alright, three ramps, no four, no wait, three. No wait, three. We have the record notes, but if you ever made any... Oh! The old overthink. What does he have now? He has three. And I've got... Two. Two! Campbell, you're here. Shit! If you need to consult what's happened so far, the ENC is keeping track. The ENC, you're sober, right? Heh. What the frick? That's not right. It was in the air. I can't... The doinking is real. Here we go. Oh, ramping. I got a ramp. One, two. The trust. Three. Time's pressed. Oh, God. Speed. Four. Four is the first. Five ramps. Yep, it's five ramps. Five disgusting verb ramps. Yeah. Six ramps. Seven. This is all-time high ramps. Ooh, nice. Not nice. I'm drinking, too. my count might be influenced. Yo, that's a good beer, man. That's a good beer. I have seven. How many do you got? Three. Good job. Seven, three, two. Shake the cola. I don't need a snake. We're playing snakes, kid. We ain't playing snakes, dude. We ain't playing snakes. I don't believe in those smooches. Not snakes! One, two, three, four, go! I can't hit a fucking ramp to save my life. There we go! Oh baby, he's on it now. Oh my god! Alright man, you're up to four. I got four. Four, I got three. Here we go. With the wind. Woo! Once you drain, Yancy will update us. You're up four, I'm setting you as three. Yep. Nice! Oh god. After Ball 2, Nick Campbell with 3 ramps, Jack Danger with 7, and Brad Starkman with 4. 4. 4 ramps. Oh, boy. We can play Spark, though. Live. Pizza Destroyer. That's what he said. Pizza Destroyer. 4. Oh, come on! No! That does not count as a .5. That's five. There's five ramps. Oh, God. Six. He's coming for you. Yeah. Seven. Seven. Oh, no. Oh, God, don't tell. We have eight. Eight? Eight. Nine. Ten. He's on all out. Forever Rams. Eleven. Oh, that's amazing. Twelve. That's a press one. The metal rants on the top. 13. 13. Motherfucker. I can't count this high. 13. 13. 13. 13. 13. 13. 13. 13. 13. 13. Beef! You can probably dance. Clean. State! Beef! Nine! Pour it! Yo, that trust. Yo. I have nine? Yep. That's nine tilts, none. Swing. Double win, baby. That was your fault. Oh, wait, Brad still got it. You twilted me. I still got it. I didn't twilt you. Yeah. You twilted. I have to let it settle. How many you got? I have four. We're letting it calm down for a second. I hit it pretty hard. So I need nine to tie. Yeah. Ten to win. Ten to win. It's a lot. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah. It's a lot. . . . . . . Beautiful. . Is that a four? I started with four. Is that six? Six, OK. Nope. . I see ramps. Seven. That was a good dash shot. That was a good dash shot. You're at seven. I need to hit that field. Nope. Seven. Some wind, bros. All right. All right, I don't know. You got some wind, bros. Everyone, thanks for coming. we're calling it uh Yancy thanks for keeping score you're the man everyone else everyone else fuck you fuck you beer pizza Yancy wins today Yancy won you won if there was there was a giveaway you won it yeah thanks dude thanks so much for keeping track what we should do next time put the block out the score and try to hit the closest to the score closest to the score without going over prices right rules wait I'm gonna go what would what should be the score what's the starting bet six million six hundred six six six six can you get to six oh six million I thought you meant six hundred six six million all sixes across the way just as many as close to all sixes across the board, starting at six million. Perfect. Okay, that's tomorrow. Tomorrow. That'll be the final battle for the week, and then we're moving on to another machine. Have fun. Monday. Tweet me with, uh, I have a list of the machines on our page. Tweet us with the machine you want to see us set up next. Adios! Bye! Bye!