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Virtual Pinball: Friday the 13th by JP Salas VPX

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·1h 5m·analyzed·Jan 14, 2022
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TL;DR

Manu streams JP Salas' Friday the 13th VPX table, highlighting design and physics issues.

Summary

Manu from Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 streams gameplay of Friday the 13th, a VPX virtual pinball table created by JP Salas. The stream features commentary on the table's mechanics, physics quirks (including ball hop issues), tilt functionality problems, and overall playability. Manu struggles with specific shots and skill shots while providing entertainment-focused commentary and interacting with chat.

Key Claims

  • Friday the 13th VPX table by JP Salas is available on VP forums for download

    high confidence · This is available right now, kids, on VP forums. If you want it, you can go get it.

  • The table has tilt functionality issues that don't work properly

    high confidence · Living Arcade couldn't tilt yesterday. He had to hit the space bar to do it. Yeah, it doesn't look like it's doing it for me either.

  • The table experiences ball hop/physics issues where the ball makes impossible ramp shots

    high confidence · They say you don't get ball hops on VP, but the ball actually made it halfway around that ramp. Living Arcade had one drop down the whole left side of the table and out.

  • JP Salas is described as a legendary VPX table designer

    high confidence · Jurassic Park Salas is freaking legend you guys know that legendary Jurassic Park

  • The table layout is based on/similar to the Godzilla pinball layout

    high confidence · Is this layout like Godzilla or what? It's the same layout, more or less. A couple things off, but for the most part, yeah.

Notable Quotes

  • “This is available right now, kids, on VP forums. If you want it, you can go get it.”

    Manu@ 13:21 — Public announcement that the Friday the 13th VPX table is available for download

  • “They say you don't get ball hops on VP, but the ball actually made it halfway around that ramp. Living Arcade had one drop down the whole left side of the table and out. So this needs, obviously, some more beta testing.”

    Manu@ 20:31 — Documents significant physics issues requiring further development

  • “JP Salas is freaking legend you guys know that legendary Jurassic Park tells the table”

    Manu@ 4:11 — Recognition of JP Salas as a respected VPX designer

  • “The tilt is not working. Living Arcade couldn't tilt yesterday. He had to hit the space bar to do it.”

    Manu@ 18:45 — Identifies specific technical issue affecting gameplay experience

  • “You know, it's gotta be, not only it's gotta be pinball, but it's gotta be entertainment too. You're acting like you're mad. I'm not really mad.”

    Manu@ 53:45 — Clarifies that critical commentary is part of entertainment format, not genuine frustration

Entities

ManupersonJP SalaspersonLiving ArcadepersonJon HeypersonMystery Pinball Theater 3000mediaFriday the 13thgameGodzillagameVP forumsorganizationGame Club Centralorganization

Signals

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    community_signal: Game Club Central running weekly Pinball FX tournaments with active participation and prize support

    medium · Manu promotes Wednesday tournaments: 'Game Club Central has a tournament happen every Wednesday... come to the Pinball FX tournament tomorrow and every Wednesday'

  • ?

    leak_detection: Friday the 13th VPX table publicly available on VP forums, indicating recent release or community distribution

    high · Direct statement: 'This is available right now, kids, on VP forums. If you want it, you can go get it.'

  • ?

    product_concern: Friday the 13th VPX table has multiple reported technical issues including non-functional tilt mechanic and ball physics anomalies (ball hops) that affect playability

    high · Tilt is confirmed broken ('the tilt is not working'). Ball hops documented by both Manu and Living Arcade. 'This needs, obviously, some more beta testing.'

  • ?

    technology_signal: VPX physics engine creates problematic ball behavior on elevated ramps where ball can make impossible shots or drop out of intended paths

    high · Ball halfway around ramp, drop down left side of table. 'At least the way I had the table of friction. I'll figure it out. Just gotta do more tweaking.'

Transcript

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0:00
Just made it. Oh, Jesus. Just made it. Hello, MPT3K here. Well, hello, MPT3K is the channel.
0:45
I'm Manu. Is this cable in the way? Hey Lynn, what's up? Okay, I'm gonna shout out to everybody What's up Knockout?
1:00
KnockoutX69 Dondi We got Kindalus Kindalass Do a tap pass What's up Dalton?
1:21
Joey! What up Joey? Talk about last minute. Yeah, hell yeah. Oh my god. Joey, you know I was doing it at the last minute, right?
1:29
You clearly know what I was doing at the last minute. Move this cursor out of the way. Move the cursor out of the way.
1:38
Move the cursor out of the way. Move the cursor out of the way. Okay. Does this pup have boobs? Hawkeyes!
Pinball FXproduct
1:57
We have Hawkeyes! What up, baby? How you doing, Hawkeyes? Doesn't this pup have boobs? No. Yes.
2:13
No. I hope not. I have the... I'm supposed to have the non-boob version. Dondi Dondi! What's up, Ski-Doo? How you doing, bud?
2:33
Whoa, hey, John. Yeah. I know, right? I mean, Hawkeyes didn't disappear to me. But it probably disappeared to everybody else.
2:46
What's up, Nail Buster? All right, cool, cool, cool. Which type of bees make milk? What type of bees make milk?
3:00
What type of, which type of bees make milk? That is like, that is like a six-year-old joke. That is a joke that my six-year-old, I don't have a six-year-old yet. My five-year-old in a year will make that joke.
3:16
What's up, Nail Buster? Good to see you, buddy. Alright, so tonight we are doing... It's supposed to have boobs, yes, but tonight... Joey is the most amazing person ever, but you guys already know that. And help me procure maybe a clean version of this today?
3:37
Maybe? Joey, maybe? Maybe? I really want to put this on YouTube. so we're going to feature this table now this is uh jp salas this is in vp 10 7 tilt tilt tilt tilt you know there there are three i think there are three tilt animations in here and they don't they're not where the boobs are as far as i saw um there isn't truth to that only certain people get responses during the holidays thank you all guys gotta get that tilt bonus so i don't know anything about this table right now all right this is a jp salas jp salas is freaking legend you guys know that legendary jp tells the table is by jp salas the pup pack itself by joey and a bunch of other people welcome back hawkeyes thank you buddy love you man missed you missed you so much bro we played the hell out of is that fiends yeah we played we played the hell out of the getaway high speed or i played the hell out of the getaway high speed that that pup pack just let's not talk about the getaway right now that put back is so slamming but let's not talk about But that's not important right now. What's important is J.P. Salas, the legend, Godzilla layout, sands the tower. There is no tower. I saw on the Living Arcade was playing, and the way you lock balls is different. And a puck pack that goes along with this. And you don't have to have the puck pack if you don't want it. There's a back glass for it.
5:22
This puck pack. Don't get the skill shots. Oh, no, no. I got one skill shot. No, no, no, no, no. Fiends. I think the skill shots are okay. Right, Joey? I got one of the skill shots and I was kind of happy I did. Let's play. Let's get into it. Let's just do it. Let's see. all right um i'm gonna follow the instructions of the table generally speaking when jp salas does a table it's pretty clear what you have to do um it's kind of like an homage to the table that he's relating it to but it's pretty clear what you have to do in the screen um zil pro doesn't do tower uh what's up peanut oh my god peanut i almost missed you who else did I almost missed. Please don't leave because I might miss you.
6:10
Dude, I asked Pedro for a clean version. He sent a link and ran. So this should be fun. You know what, Joey? If there happens to be a boob on this one, I'm going to blur it and post. Because this is going on YouTube.
6:27
Hello, YouTubers. Welcome to Super Bowl Theater. If you were live with us right now, you could do some cool redeems and you can talk to me and stuff. but if you just want to lurk on youtube and watch me later that's that you do you you do you you do you let's get this skill shot so we can get some some some of this some of the stuff out of the way tilt is funny though and safe yeah let me see if i'm gonna hit this skill shot eventually nope not right now all right let's see oh did you see that you can backhand this no i i think you can huh so it's fun to be able to play not godzilla you can backhand this wait wait wait all right i need to hit some ramps i'm assuming like i'm going by godzilla rules i'm assuming ramp ramp starts a murder or whatever it is not yet oh boy it's just like okay there's one there's a combo here nope nope nope nope i played it twice i don't want to lie to you oh okay weird ball spin but all right um are you guys hearing the table Yeah, you're hearing the table Okay Alright, let's see What's up, John? Oh, you play pinball too? Ha, ha, ha
7:56
John, I'll have you know Pinky up, fiends I will have you know I played pinball today Leisurely at Free Gold Watch I will have you know that Your flippers are bleeding Yeah, I know, isn't that cool?
8:13
what's up with Shireen ramp scoop arrows profit okay got it and boobas I played Godzilla um once I got 363 million I'm getting pretty good at Godzilla although I must have played Godzilla the actual table maybe 10 15 times in real life ever flip stream I don't I don't play Godzilla that much because I'm not at free go watch that much I'm trying to get one at home but it's not happening got it and Godzilla flex it was probably Sega it wasn't Sega it's son of a bitch it wasn't Sega it's not a tumor man it's It's just as hard to get that, um, get up there. Oh!
9:14
Boy, this ball acts funky. Funky! I can't do this! Shot! Got it, finally. That, like, barely made it. Oh!
9:27
Oh, jeez. Oh! Boom. All right. This should be something, right? Okay, stop screaming so I can play the freaking game. What am I supposed to do? Ah!
9:51
What's up, Surreal? Wouldn't this table be better suited for the murder garage? You are correct. Except my V-Pen is not in the murder garage. It is in the office.
10:05
Well, kind of playing Godzilla now, yeah. You might be able to get the Sega, yeah Yeah, I might be able to get the Sega Blood spurts on the flippers is really cool Yeah, this is a really imaginative Version of this What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?
10:25
He flips houses I'm gonna, hang on a second I'm gonna ask you guys Right now not to incite flipstream with jokes. Please let's...
10:45
Okay, we're going to go back and play another ball three. Here we go. Skill shot! So far the skill shots are not sexy.
11:05
That was not ball one lock. That was ball two. Oh, that was ball one lock. So far, the skill shots are not sexy at all.
11:19
Oh, jeez. What the? Let's go for ball three lock. Let's just do... Let's see what the multi-ball looks like.
11:28
Okay, okay, okay. This is what the multi-ball looks like. Same tough shot over there. Wait. Is that Steve Ritchie?
11:50
Hang on. I got distracted. Was that Steve Ritchie? Okay. Where did they get the Steve Ritchie call-outs from?
12:21
So what soured the one with the 26th letter? I don't know. Lynn, I'm confused. Oh, we're playing the flipstream. I'm good with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
12:39
Yeah, Sword of Rage. Okay. They dug into the ROM and got extra Sword of Rage. Alright, let's do this again. Come on. Now that I know how to play this game.
12:49
I might ask VP Fiends for some flipper changes. It's all good. Skillshot! Oh! Secret skillshot! Secret skill shot. Did you guys see the secret skill shot? And the ball save is called. Oh, no, I got ball save.
13:12
Did you guys see the secret skill shot? Cool. Oh, the first shot is lock is lit. This is available right now, kids, on VP forums.
13:28
If you want it, you can go get it. What's a good password that's... Oh, no. No. No, Flipstream. Okay, Flipstream. What is a good password that's eight characters long?
13:43
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Kill them all, Jason. Kill them... Kill... Jason. skill shot oh i'm so is that a secret skill shot too it's so hard hey hey flip stream hey flip stream have you ever successfully bro have you ever successfully hit the right ramp How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could do my taxes?
14:36
Have you ever successfully hit the right ramp off the top flipper? Because that was wicked. I swear to God, I wish I could hit that other ramp.
15:01
Oh my God. The upper flipper is way too strong compared to GZ. Yeah. Only by extreme accident. Goes and burns the sign saying, X days since last bad joke. Roger. Roger Rito, what's up? How are you today?
15:22
Ball one locked. I need that ramp. Oh, wait. I think it's ready to go. Like, I don't need to hit the ramp right now, right? I can... Ah!
15:38
Oh, JP. This is going to be fun, bro. All right, JP. Is this layout like Godzilla or what? It's the same layout, more or less. A couple things off, but for the most part, yeah. I agree It it it yes It yes Yes Yes I mean yes You know what what great about this It an it an original idea over a layout This is one of the coolest layouts i ever played on a pinball machine oh that it one of the coolest layouts though and it's nice to be able to ball save no ball save oh that's okay that's fine that's cool um i have some pretty decent I had some pretty decent physics on this But the ball won't loop around the left ramp With the ball weight So I had to scrap and start over For now it's just a piece of physics I feel like the tilt is moving more than usual Are we going to see you tilt today?
16:53
You know what? Elwin really liked it Elwin really killed it with Godzilla You know what? I tightened the tilt First of all I tightened the tilt because I felt the tilt was a little too loose.
17:12
I tightened it up. Notice that it is tightened. It's not... Okay, we got Joey, JP, we got a bunch of people. It's not crazy. It's a little more tight.
17:26
Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot. Man, I'm terrible with references. All right, here we go. Here we go. Let's get somewhere in this game.
17:45
Whoosh, yeah, tell me. Let me see. I forgot. I even forgot what I just said. Here we go. Skill shot! Damn it. Don't you love that Elwynn put a pop bumper Basically where It's basically where Rick and Morty did it But it's even more dangerous Do I Okay so I What is this mode is this a mode? no it's not oh yeah the tilt is not working I don't think the tilt is working I think I saw this on Living Arcade Stream also that the tilt does not tilt.
18:51
Living Arcade couldn't tilt yesterday. He had to hit the space bar to do it. Yeah, it doesn't look like it's doing it for me either. I can never get to Freddy and Mike. Never get to Freddy and Michael.
19:01
Hit targets. If a moose has too many hats, does he really need a hat rack? It's not a fast loop around the big upper orbit. The upper flipper return is super fast on this.
19:17
It's not a fast loop around the big upper orbit. The upper flipper return is super fast. You know, one of the places where things go...
19:31
things get a little awry is flipper strength. Oh my god, did you guys see that? Wait a minute! Okay.
19:43
Did you guys see what the ball just did? They say you don't get ball hops on VP, but the ball actually made it halfway around that ramp.
20:00
There's a ton of jumps out of that upper... That was weird. Let me see. That was weird. Yeah, there's a ton of jumps out of that upper half pipe.
20:35
Living Arcade had one drop down the whole left side of the table and out. So this needs, obviously, some more beta testing. It needs some more beta testing. Yeah, the way VPX does physics, the only way the ball will do the loop is with a lighter ball. At least the way I had the table of friction. I'll figure it out. Just gotta do more tweaking. If bricks on the ramp look like, yeah.
21:02
Well, this may be some good stuff to see. Like, you gotta get it playtested. Damn it, I am missing that.
21:10
I gotta dial this puppy in. I don't know what's going on. Exactly, Flipstream. Was that Joey? Who were we being at? That was Joey. It's usually Flipstream to re-theme that one. All right. Let's play an actual freaking game of this before my time is up.
21:37
Why do I keep getting names up? Let's put Joey. let's put joy thank you for cleaning let's put joy joey what are your initials like if I want to put your initials in there what up dp 25 months 2 years and 1 month oh my effing god you're old and now I'm getting old like right now you're getting old don't panic flip Goldfinger?
22:20
Yes. Is that Brenda on that pin? get off my lawn here we go guys we are going to play some this and that let's get another skill shot i am not getting these skill shots hey george look i have godzilla no not really but i have um i have friday the 13th illa You killed a teenager I killed a teenager It says I killed a teenager you guys That shot doesn't seem possible Tilt's not working tilt's not working no tilty and it works on all other games how about a lot easier than putting stickers on vinyl yeah it is bro yes oh my god I love that I don't want to make this a rain one stream but holy crap that thing is amazing I cannot stop if I'm not playing pinball. I'm over there being stupid being a 50 year old
24:12
DJ Yeah, the Clash perhaps is, but why do we have Godzilla? Kill a lot of teenagers to get to Freddy and Michael. How do I kill teenagers? What do I have to shoot to kill... What do I have to shoot to kill teenagers? Let me see.
24:55
What was that? What's up, Game Club Central? Is this real? We love you, Yacht Rock Old Man. Thank you.
25:11
Starhuts. Start, write, scoot. Okay. You have to light with the light. Yeah, so it's like Kaijus. It's like starting Kaijus in Godzilla.
25:26
So now I'm just missing. Oh, go try it. Hey. Hey, Pooptronic! Thank you, buddy. How are you, Becca and Jordan? I'm glad you are fine.
25:52
Oh, snap. There it is. What's up, Brian? Coming for a Yacht Rock stream, and I hope I hear more Yacht Rock.
26:03
Joey! Skillshot! No! Dang it! Wow, that was awful. Oh, Jesus. Jordan and Bex have never heard of the Yacht Rock TV show. Oh my god. I so... Here. It's a tiny score. It's the worst score I could possibly get, so let's do this.
26:45
I so envy you. I so envy you that you've never seen Yacht Rock TV show, and now you get to watch Yacht Rock TV show fresh.
26:57
What's up, Saratso? He even gave you the ball back. um i'm so we i'm so happy you guys get to watch that new like there are certain tv shows i would want to watch again new flight of the concords probably um the mandalorian and yacht rock the tv show yes yes it is no it's terrible but it's great it's no it's good it's really good let's do a skill shot, please. Thank you.
27:31
Another one of these. I don't want to see people die. I want to see, like, the girl that I saw. Or maybe it's because I turned off the, um... Joey, do you think he just got rid of all the... all the TNA?
27:49
I think he got rid of all the TNA. So now we don't even get the girl walking through the camp. That was a good one. The girl walking through the camp was a good one. Ah! Okay, let's get that. Shoot.
28:11
Let's try that again. Nope! I'm spelling something. Ooh, that was nice. oh my god it's so freaking hard to get that freaking hole this is gonna take at least four streams house of crosby's house of cosby's oh i saw yeah house of cosby's does your butthole still hurt death save dave yes it does computer man i'll check it uh strapped hunt is lit yeah I see that I can't hit the freaking thing also we sold a top oh why why why the tronic why would you sell TNA what are you doing Why are you just getting it? You are actually... You are spelling double D. Oh, okay. Why did you sell TNA?
29:27
It's a lot easier to delete. Yeah, I guess he just got rid of them. Alright. I'm going to replace it after the stream is over. To break my heart.
29:39
Getting Lord of the Rings Ellie and getting TNA 2.0 later. I don't understand. What is TNA 2.0? Oh shit That's when you get the skill shot and you get the ball save What is TNA 2.0 Fuck you game Oh we oh Oh I didn't come here to get beat down in front of my friends Man if you If your pokepad doesn't have boobs I can loan you mine No, I have it. I have it, Fiends. Thank you.
30:21
It's when she visits the plastic surgeon, man. DNA 2.0. Ta-da! Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Cora Papa, thank you for the follow. Holy smokes, where am I at?
30:35
Where am I at in follows? I can't even read this. 2227? Wow, a number that does nothing but go up. I love those.
30:46
Come on you guys, Manu wants to get somewhere in this freaking game and he can't. And he's... AGH! Manu got further in actual Godzilla today than in this game right now. I'm like the only person Brian, Brian, here's what's terrible I'm like the only person on the Otters team Who knows how to play Godzilla And I barely know how to play Godzilla Bro, we are in serious need Of some Some O'Neils Hell, send Allison out here Send somebody I saw Justin today and he was like hey, how do you play? He was like with a new recruit. He had a new otter.
31:40
And they were like, how do you play Godzilla? And I was like, oh, you're in trouble. So I need a team. Yeah, we do. We need a goddamn town meeting.
31:54
Because if I'm the only one who knows how to play it, we're in trouble. And I barely know how to play it. I can get, oh, crap.
32:02
Every freaking time. first of all okay I'm skivvy I'm get weird for a minute first of all this scope should not be to the friggin is it feet nevermind nevermind nevermind nevermind I'm good I'm good I'm no nevermind I sent minty into I sent Minty the info about fiber soda Oh sorry I don mean to interrupt your conversation
32:44
Get lots of jackpots and yeah, GZ multiball problem solved What this scoop that scoop right there is not fair the way it feeds I'll fix it for you.
33:00
Of course, mommy. Brian, I... Sorry. Oh, that's right. I still have to put the new head in, Becca. I still have to put the new head in. Brian, it doesn't matter really whether you know it or not. It's just... And that's all, folks.
33:44
It's... Ah, whatever. I'm in charge here. No, it's when I say... Thank you. Thank you? No problem, Manu. Yeah.
34:04
Attention, Manu. Have you checked your butthole? I... Ooh. This is not a good day. Today is not becoming a good day for playing pinball right now.
34:38
Look at that. It's going to be the last game where I actually get some shit going on.
34:54
Oh, wait. Is there a multiball there? This is what I told Living Arcade to do yesterday. How ridiculous is this view, guys?
35:16
Wait. Is this Godzilla? This is the Godzilla layout. Yeah. This is the Godzilla layout. Check this out.
35:25
This is how stupid this is. You ready? Where is it? Boom. Look at that. How awesome is that? Come on. It's a GoPro. It's a lock bar cam.
35:50
Right? So stupid. To think I actually spent like 15 minutes putting that thing up. No joke. So I wanted to tell everybody this yesterday. If you are a, if you own Pinball FX, Game Club Central has a tournament happen every Wednesday So do yourself a favor Follow Game Club Central I think they're still in the chat Or maybe they left And come to the Pinball FX tournament tomorrow And every Wednesday Yeah, tomorrow and every Wednesday And it's a lot of fun And you might win something Does he give away free money?
36:48
I'm not going to speak for him, but I won something last time, and it actually will help me buy a video game. So, there's that.
37:00
Why make a ProGodzilla on VPX, though? Why not premium? I don't know. You know, Fliptronic, I don't have anything to do with this, right?
37:18
And you're right! This is the pro! This is not... I just noticed! This is the pro! Let's see if we can get the spinner going.
37:41
How many times you have to spin the spinner to make something happen on there? I killed a teenager. Oh my...
38:06
I don't want to kill a teenager. I just want to drain. So a great murder basement today for you. For that teenager you just killed.
38:26
I want the counselors, not the teenagers. Oh god, this game just... what? Game Club Central, of course, man. I want more people in the tournament.
38:38
We had a good, like, what? There was like 14 people in the tournament the other time, right? Last week?
38:44
Follow Game Club Central. Go to the channel. Look for the alerts. come into the tournament. It's super fun.
38:51
Everybody who does VPX tournaments is going to get mad at me now because I don't do VPX tournaments.
38:58
They're all going to get mad at me. They're all going to laugh at me. You shoot the left ramp, Steve Ritchie. Damn it. They're all going to laugh at you. The save day. I'll never forget the day you said, I killed a teenager.
39:17
All the callouts see Richie from no fear? Are they from no fear? So I want to kill the counselors. How do I kill the counselors?
39:35
You have a left ramp. Push his mana. I would join, but I don't want to make you all feel bad with a score 10x greater than anyone else's. You know what, Fliptronic? We appreciate that. Thank you. Don't join. No, we appreciate that, bro. That is really nice for you to do.
39:52
So, Jordan's not playing. Jordan, I'm still trying to get the movie. It's a little... You put on a mask and get a big-ass machete.
40:37
Well, somebody could tell me how to kill the counselors. Because y'all all are... I can't play Pimble tonight!
40:52
I want to play Elvira. This is making me want to play Elvira. I think I'm going to play Elvira on Thursday. Nail Buster. There it is. Nail Buster right there. And Living Arcade gets in there. Yeah, one shot for Adaball. I was so disappointed. He had five minutes left of the song. Look how mad his face is. So Jordan crashed. So Jordan cashed out of the end of the line at like $188 million.
41:27
Oh, this was in Guns N' Roses? I don't know what you guys are talking about. Start. I'm trying to hit ramps. Oh my god, I can't hit ramps tonight.
41:39
I can't hit ramps tonight. I'm going to try and hit a freaking ramp. I can hit that ramp no problem I can't hit the other one see that see that bullcrap oh oh and I can hit the ramp with every flipper.
42:06
I can't hit it. Draining over there. Has Manu experienced a police feature on this yet? No, Manu hasn't experienced anything Donkey Kong cause Manu's doing terrible. And Manu's running out of time to put up something. By the way, YouTubers, get this table. It's amazing.
42:35
Ding! I don't cash out unless it's close to a billion now. Because one ramp will start... One ramp? Attention, Mondo. We have a problem.
42:48
I can't play the game. Just one ramp? I thought I needed two ramps. Somebody... Why didn't you tell me? I only need one ramp. Okay, let's do it. That wasn't the one ramp I needed.
43:03
Just one ramp? That's... Look, it's lit! That's crazy easy, then. Whee! That's a cool sound. Just one ramp? I was hitting both! I mean, I was hitting both.
43:24
Yo, it shouldn't do that when it's playing the friggin' thing. Now what do I do? Okay. Okay. Hits. I need hits. I don't know what I'm hitting. Hits left. Five. Five. Don't you dare freaking drain, you son of a...
43:44
What am I supposed to hit, guys? Five hits left. Hits to what? No, you son of a... Attention. Incoming raid to the pinball theater.
44:21
So let's... Yeah, let's... Yeah. Okay, it got... Okay, it got fun because... It's fun now. Let's say this game is fun now.
44:39
Okay, here we go. That was weird. Super jackpot? Wait. You... Give me one minute. Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby To get ourselves a treat Delicious things to eat The popcorn can't be beat The sparkling drinks are just dandy The chocolate bars and the candy So let's all go to the lobby To get ourselves a treat Let's all go to the lobby To get ourselves a treat
45:49
Okay Hey, what's up MPT3K here Tonight we're going to do something special We're going to look at a J.P. Salas table It's called Friday the 13th And I hope you enjoy it We're going to try playing it right now Alright, J.P. Salas He's an amazing, amazing creator Just roll, just roll Guys, just roll with me Don't do the laugh thing, just roll with me It's an amazing table. Hey, what's up, chat? How are you doing? I mean, friends. Don't say chat.
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Fliptronic, let's see. You got it, you got it, you got it. Yeah, so I got the PDF feed. All right, let's play some Friday the 13th. Yeah, all right. I'm going to try my luck here with a little skill shot. Okay, I missed the skill shot. But I hear all you have to do in the beginning is hit one ramp. and you can murder the player.
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So let's hit a ramp and then we got to shoot the scoop. So we're going to let it go over. We can... We're good. We're good. We're okay. Yeah, man. So pinball, right? Yeah, so that's one ball.
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And that's okay. Um, yeah, one scoop, one rap, one scoop, then murder. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
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Alright. There we go. Now we just hit that. Oh god, don't! Not while I'm playing. Alright, when you hit the scoop, you go into one of these modes here.
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And this one is... So I have to hit these here because I have to kill. Don't, don't you, okay. No, it's cool, cause pinball, right? So we're making some progress now. Here's what's gonna happen next. Um.
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Here's what's gonna happen next, I'm gonna play again. I didn't want to hit flipper to light in lane. What are the in question marks for You know what You know what You know what You know what
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Anyway. Donkey Clonk, let's do it Manu is mad at me Donkey Clonk, let's do it Brian, what did you say? Are you saying stuff, Brian? Manu acting weird Brian, I'm never mad at you Donkey Clonk, we are going to take your advice
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It's like... I can't even hit it. That... And that's all, folks. And that... that shot is tighter than what complete that complete that line for me guys this shot here is tighter than and don't be dirty
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This fucking game hates me. This... That is tighter than Scrooge on Christmas. whoa death save Dave I don't know Brian I don't know if it's the same rules it's kind of death save Dave feel better I hope I don't know if you're serious or not if you are serious I don't think generally speaking people won't joke about that so I'm gonna say feel better You'll be alright. Thanks for watching.
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It's like you can only hit it on the fly, almost. Don't drain! You... There's... Can you... No one fed the outlanes! This game hates all of us.
52:17
Tighter than my... Tighter than my lips when a girl asks if this makes her look fat. I've never heard a girl in my life ever look at me and say, hey, does this blank make me look fat? I've never, never, no woman has ever asked my advice in that respect, ever.
52:50
Wow. Can I keep one? Can I keep one? Can I keep two? Whoa. I really need that shot over there. Huh. More than one ball mode? So how hard is it to start that again?
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You know, I gotta tell you though, this game is actually fun. It is fun. I'm just kind of, I'm just messing with you guys. I'm trying to give you guys a good show. Like, I'm acting like I'm mad. I'm not really mad.
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You know, it's gotta be, not only it's gotta be pinball, but it's gotta be entertainment too. You son of a bitch! Ugh! I need to check to see if the word dictionary is in the dictionary.
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No, no. No. I'm not entering any initials. Whenever dad says he ain't mad, he mad, run. Oh, man. Did you get a test, Dave?
54:22
You might just have a cold. The game sadly makes you want to keep trying. Will drive you mad to get all the counselors.
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You like to try if you ask, does this make me look fat? Yeah, you are. More than one, all this loses.
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All this loses, have a rally, it says something like that. Is it fun because it's so challenging And destroying your sanity piece by piece Great acting I really thought you were going to kill a teenager No he's only 12 right now I got one year He's got one year And then I'm going to love him even more You can't run through a campground You don't get Because Flipstream, stop it. One more game, you guys. One more game. One more game, right? This is it. This is where it happens. This is where you get paid. This is where the money comes in.
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This is where it happens. Brian O'Neal. This is where I channel Brian. No, I'm not ever going to say that. Because that's insulting to Brian O'Neal.
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I don't want to be insulting to Brian O'Neal. what would be nice is if i could get if i could light the locks and then start a counselor get up there all right you suck get up there all right you suck get up there there you go If I could start a counselor.
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Oh, it doesn't give me the lock on the other way around. One more game. Murdered. That's alright, guys. I got this.
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That um... If it was a true like... If it was a true skill shot... Wouldn't it give me more time on the ball save? Wouldn't it add some seconds to ball save? I think it would. It's an element. It's supposed to be an element table, right? Element gives you more time on ball save. Shit. You will not go, you will not go. You will not go. You will not go.
57:27
Everything's under control. Situation normal. Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here.
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How are you? Man, he's a counselor. I was positive on two home tests and PCR. All right. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry.
57:45
You know what? They say everyone eventually is going to get it. My sister and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids, but I laugh more.
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Just go into script and can't get up to 11. Should I get my... There we go. Let's do this and let's do...
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Can I get the multiball, you think? Oh, shit. Got it. Alright, we got a stack. We finally got a stack. The best thing I've done all night.
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One stack. I think it's a stack. If this game is programmed the right way, I should be stacking these two.
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I should be working towards the counselor and the multiball, right? Right, chat? Friends? Internet friends? Oh, do not. please don't drain everything okay did I just did I really did I stack it or did it just
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What? Hits left. Hits left. One hit left. Shit. Shit. No, no. Oh, boy. Got it. Finally. Oh, my God, guys.
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Hit the police. Where's the police? Oh, no. You come... That's it. Oh, shoot. I'm writing NPT. You know what? N-R-T. I don't care. Guys, what is that, 33 million? I got to keep playing this. Holy smokes.
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Madden, did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. There's so many voices About six games No boobs, there was a banana, is that okay? If you don't hit the police in time They shoot you and the flippers go dead Really neat mode I just got here and the show must go on Matt isn't a robot, what's up? Six different games So I hit the police And then the ball immediately rushed out The right hungry ass outling I will play this some more This is amazing. I love it. It's beating my ass, but I love it, and I will play it some more tonight. The shame is that, and I'm going to say this, the shame is that JP does things in 10.7. You can't run in VR. I would love to play this in VR, get some of the flipper lag off. But that being said, it's a beautiful-looking table.
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Post a link in the description, once again, on YouTube. Thank you guys so much for watching. Keep playing. No, I can't. It's killing me, Death Save. Maybe we should go and watch... And that's all, folks.
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It's very addictive. Maybe we should go and watch Don't Panic Flip play something else. I promise you, I'll show my score next week if I get something above 33.
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But damn, that's fun. I like that. Shoot the police at the end, like one of the hardest shots. That's really good. uh friends you know don't let friends drive drunk um
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also i'll see you on thursday when uh we do i might play elvira on thursday at free go watch on location house of horrors and then friday once again maybe up here maybe in the murder garage i'm not sure but we're gonna watch a 1988 film hopefully if i can get it i I might have to eBay it.
62:46
Whatever. He's playing Zilla. How the hell do you find Ed Hardy art that's actually fire AF? You know what? You gotta ask Joey. Joey's a genius at this stuff.
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Thank you guys so much. One hour, seven minutes. What's up, Lip and Zip? Thank you guys so much. I'll see you later. Bye-bye.
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Thank you. Pinball theater stream terminating in 10 seconds.