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Medieval Madness!! (Logan Arcade) | Road to 10k Followers! #Pinball #Streaming

Dead Flip·video·2h 35m·analyzed·Jul 19, 2016
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TL;DR

Deadflip streams Medieval Madness at Logan Arcade with mechanical issues and local guest player.

Summary

Deadflip streams Medieval Madness at Logan Arcade, a Chicago bar with 35-40 pinball machines. The machine has mechanical issues (broken gate, overly sensitive tilt, non-functional troll target) that frustrate gameplay. Deadflip plays multiple games and invites a local player (Jay from Brooklyn) to demonstrate the machine, discussing rules and strategies while managing stream technical difficulties.

Key Claims

  • Logan Arcade has approximately 35-40 pinball machines in its back area

    high confidence · It must be like 35, 40 pinball machines here. That's a lot of pinball machines.

  • The Medieval Madness machine at Logan Arcade has a broken gate mechanism

    high confidence · The gate is, uh, the gate's broken, so shooting through the castle is your hitting the gate... since the gate doesn't come down, the dropper does, the gate doesn't.

  • The tilt sensitivity on this Medieval Madness is extremely tight/sensitive

    high confidence · A game with this strong of a shaker should not be tilting this easily... The tilt is beyond sensitive.

  • The right troll target works but the left one does not

    high confidence · the troll target, only the right one works.

  • Jay is from Brooklyn and plays in the New York pinball scene

    high confidence · Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jay from Brooklyn, Alabama... Do you play a lot in Brooklyn? I do, I do. There's a good scene up there.

Notable Quotes

  • “Medieval Madness. It's madness. Can I leave that light off? Does this look okay?”

    Deadflip@ 6:02 — Introduces the game and stream setup at Logan Arcade

  • “My approach is bash the crap out of the castle all day long, because it's a safe shot, and it starts paying out really well.”

    Deadflip@ 10:19 — Core gameplay strategy for Medieval Madness: prioritize castle shots

  • “A game with this strong of a shaker should not be tilting this easily.”

    Deadflip@ 20:05 — Criticism of machine tilt sensitivity issue

  • “The tilt is beyond sensitive... the shaker motor is cutting the trolls off.”

    Deadflip@ 27:23 — Identifies root cause of tilt problem: shaker motor interaction

  • “My dream game to get my hands on and to scream, ladies and gentlemen, is Joust.”

    Deadflip@ 15:10 — Expresses interest in streaming classic Joust pinball machine

  • “There's a good scene up there [Brooklyn]. There's some good people in there... you really can just walk down the street and play a couple different tables.”

    Jay@ 35:26 — Describes New York pinball scene accessibility

Entities

DeadflippersonJaypersonLogan ArcadeorganizationMedieval MadnessgameTee'd OffpersonJack DangerpersonJoustgameWe Are Pinballorganization

Signals

  • ?

    content_signal: Deadflip considering multi-machine streaming setup but facing venue layout and technical constraints; some machines unsuitable for streaming (skylight interference, corner placement)

    medium · I'm working on another mobile rig that allows me to stream two machines... The problem I had with Dredd... it's right under a skylight... would have been impossible to stream

  • ?

    product_concern: Medieval Madness remake at Logan Arcade has multiple mechanical failures: broken gate mechanism, overly sensitive tilt system, non-functional left troll target, shaker motor interfering with tilt sensor

    high · The gate is broken... tilt is beyond sensitive... the shaker motor is cutting the trolls off... only the right one works [for troll target]

  • ?

    venue_signal: Logan Arcade operates as commercial pinball bar venue with substantial machine inventory (35-40 titles) and works with We Are Pinball for game fees/play management

    high · We At Logan Arcade again... must be like 35, 40 pinball machines here... We Are Pinball again paying for the games

Transcript

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0:00
Good God! Alright, where are we at here? There's the microphone. Looking good. One viewer subscribed hours away, that's fantastic. Moo? What up? Me, etc.
0:30
All of my settings got borked on the computer, so I had to essentially rebuild the stream. That's why that took so long. Can you hear me okay, me, et cetera? Yeah.
0:51
It's Fliff O'Clock. Lord Squeak, good to see you, bud. I'm not going to change my damn hot butt. I'm going to change my damn jet board.
1:12
I'm going to change the pinball. I'm an idiot. Hold on boys. One of those days. I'm walking through your Friday. Thank you.
1:40
Yo, Open SSL, what's up, buddy? Radical, can you hear me? Yo, from the Netherlands. What's going on, buddy? All right, so we should be updated there. Everything should be good.
1:54
Get that out of the way. We should be alright. What up, server? We did it, boys. We're back. Back to play some pinball. Undead Unicorn, How you doing, darling?
2:30
Hey, it's a pinhead. A wild pinhead appears. All of this was cobbled together because all my settings got borked, but hopefully we're good. We're going to be streaming on the remake of Medieval Madness. Now, I'm going to have to ask you what your approaches are, folks. I'm blowing this game up because mine is just bashing the crap out of the castle. All day. All effing day.
3:05
I'm great on death. Thanks for asking. What's a pinball? Quick, throw a pinball at it. Yeah, that would suck. Pinball Pokemon, just throwing pinballs at people. They're knocked out and then you drag them home.
3:24
Max out multiball, yep, that's true, that's gonna happen. I need another beer, because this is how long it took me to set this damn stream up. But I need to hope no one comes over and plays this. Or if they do, who cares?
3:39
Alright, I'm gonna run and get a beer. You hold tight. If anyone asks, I'm taking a shit. I'll be right back.
3:49
Internet, let me know if anyone touches anything. I'll be right back. All right, we're back, boys. We're back. The pinball race in the background.
5:14
Yeah, Erso, this place is pretty legit. We're at Logan Arcade again. You know when I played ice-cold beer on Tuesday? That was the front area of this bar. This back area has...
5:29
It must be like 35, 40 pinball machines here. That's a lot of pinball machines. A quick note, we're not on the front page today. That's only Wednesdays and Thursdays, so chat's going to be a little more chill today. I'm easily going to be able to talk to all of you. Medieval madness.
6:02
It's madness. Can I leave that light off? Does this look okay? Does that look alright? Is it bright enough? Or should I turn that light back on?
6:20
What up, Zany? Good to see you, buddy. All right. It's pretty dank. It's going to be a little fuzzy around the castle because they put directional straight up and down freaking LED and that I can't really do much about outside of cracking it open and ripping them out but I'm pretty sure they're not going to do that All right.
7:25
Let's see how this game's playing. I haven't even had a chance to touch it yet, which is unfortunate. We are again paying for the games, so this might be a pretty devastating. Looks a lot better with the light on? Alright, cool. We'll leave it on. I'm just concerned for the battery life of that. I do have light that I plug in, but this one's battery operated.
7:54
Undead Unicorn, have you been streaming a lot lately? A better consent before killing. Yeah, right, exactly. What up, Lazo? Good to see you, bud. Alright, how many credits did that give you?
8:08
Zero, because it didn't take it. Let's hope 10 gets us through the night. Lazo, how you doing, pal? I hope you're well. Thanks for coming, everybody. This is not a fun journey. Did not consent. Eh, I don't care. Alright, so what are we looking at for high scores here? We're in the mid to high hundreds. I feel like that's not terrible to catch. I'm orbital beetle. Tickle tickle. What up, orbital? Good to see you, pal. I'm going to move this closer.
8:56
I'm all the way up here, chipper, chipper, chipper. There we go, boys. There we go. Hey, brains, what's up? No, fuck you. I have to save these. Donate to kids. It's all about that danger. All right. So we're going to play a quick test game and see how it goes. So if $5 bought me 10 credits...
9:20
Oh, my God. We're screwed, boys. We got to play good or we're done. Keep your pokeball away from the courtyard. A wild danger, I'm gonna tell you. Alright, the DMV should be super easy to read. Did I keep coming up? Oh, I broke everything. Here we go, boys. Flippers feel strong. So, um, good, thanks for the free. What is your really quick, what would be your approach in a quick sentence on how to blow this up from ball one? What would you do?
10:06
We need to play good. Bring his first ball right away. Yo, that's fine. Just going to spend half my paycheck playing freaking medieval.
10:18
What up, snowboarders? Um, so, my approach is bash the crap out of the castle all day, because it's a safe shot, and it starts paying out really well. Especially it will blow up the castle until I get bored of watching it blow up. This is the thing that's hardly going to hit it. Alright, screw it, let's go boys. A little obseecat there. Nailed it. Alright, I don't like the speed. I was watching that earlier. It's really dirty coming out of there.
10:58
Was that like 12 warnings? I got seven dangers just then. Oh, crap. It didn't blow up the castle! I shot the castle, it didn't do anything. If I set up on this
11:24
game for naught, I'm going to be super pissed. Did nothing set up. Oh god, oh god, what am I doing? Oh god, what's happening? There we go.
11:46
Yes, Kipnadi, we'll do Judge Dredd another time, don't worry buddy. The problem I had with Dredd, and the reason I'm sort of glad that it lost, is it's right under a skylight, and I didn't notice that until I got here, and that would have been pretty much impossible to stream.
12:04
You could have seen airplanes coming from O'Hare, that could have been fun. Merlin's magic! Great. A lot. How awesome. Oh my god. These flippers feel longer than normal flippers. Oh, the gate! Oh, that's what it is. The gate is, uh, the gate's broken, so shooting through the castle is your hitting the gate. Got it. I voted for bad cas- you know, I kinda wanted to play bad cats, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, this is MMR. They didn't change anything. Alright, I've got to keep my eye on the freaking ball here because since the gate doesn't, since the gate doesn't come down, the dropper does, The gate doesn't.
13:09
It throws me off a little bit. Because I think I locked the damn thing. But it just goes all the way around.
13:22
So you see the gate is non-existent. Nailed it. I voted for a bad can. But I voted for a bad cat. Bad cats is a lot of fun. Maybe not to stream for two hours.
13:51
That's something else I thought about. I think I'm working on another mobile rig that allows me to stream two machines, but it would have to be two machines that are side by side. Okay, for instance, actually, if I go through some trial and error, I might be able to set up a white one. No, it's too in the corner. Wolf, thanks buddy Alright, she's down So this is the approach, huh? Just, uh Blow the crap out of the cat beds They coming to take me away, huh? N-B-A-F-B Rattacastle, what? What does that mean?
14:42
Nah, brah Uh, fine, brah Is that what I mean? Nah, bruh. Ah, fine, bruh. So, what I like to do with my multiball is, instead of shooting the jackpots, I use it to blow up the castle. I know that seems kind of stupid, but the castle, like I said, the payout is huge. The feat on this game is remarkable.
15:09
Fast break head-to-head. my dream game to get my hands on and to scream, ladies and gentlemen, is Joust. If anyone out there has a Joust and they want to loan me, let's have a convo. That was a bad feed.
15:26
All right, we're going to go for the multiball since we're sort of on our last ball here. Rule the kingdom.
15:46
I'll rule whatever you want, buddy. Are you kidding me, you stack of... That was cool. I nailed it and it came back down.
16:07
Not happening. So why no super skill shots? Oh! I didn't know that there was a super skill shot. So, was that hold the left flipper in to shoot all the way around and do what? Shoot the castle? Is that what we're doing?
16:22
Like I said, I'm very rusty with Medieval Madness. It's one of those games that everyone loves. I've never had a chance to really get any time on.
16:32
So, is it hold the left flipper in for the super skill shot? Can anyone verify while I take a sip of this beer? Ramps, orbits, or catapult. I don't know what that means. Prematurity tournament on Joust at Finberg. Dude, that would be great, right? Alright, let's try it. Did that work? Alright, the ball doesn't want a dead flip coming around the loop. That is something we can verify. We got a little screwed there.
17:12
So this game's pretty generous with letting us just hold the flippers up. They can pass from ours? Alright, cool, thanks man.
17:23
Please, don't do drawbridge. Don't do castle gate. AHHHHH! What a waste! Son of a bitch. What a flippin' waste. Ruined, ruined. That is the one Merlin outside of drop to drawbridge that you don't want. It's a huge waste. So let's shoot some other shots. Like that. We're going to get a multivolume and use that to destroy the cat. How does that sound? There's no...
18:13
I'm... Smeeeed for two months in a row, Smeed. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Cliff is about to push Smeed. All right. This game is... You can't breathe on it.
18:31
Me, sexy SOB. Two months of love. Clean on eggshells. Yeah, no shit, guys. The feed's too dirty, man. The feed is too dirty. Oh, what? Got it, boys. Dude, Smeet, thanks, man. Smeeb, what are you up to tonight, brother?
19:17
Hanging out? Hold my boners, that's fine. I don't have many bonus X, but holding it is just fine. I just got to not lean on the game so much.
19:40
Smeeb! Multi-ball goes out to my boy Smeeb. Here we go boys. A game with this strong of a shaker should not be tilting this easily.
20:15
No, Smead, no! I am trying to shoot some jackpots now that, uh, Orbits are the biz, man. See, I can't slap save anything.
20:48
Knowing the thing, ya ding dong. Walk his leg. Yeah, Adam's is so loud, dude. Got it, buddy. So we actually have a lot of progress on some modes here. We need like un-orbit. Ah, I can't hit the dream! Not being able to save the center is very frustrating, boys. Very. Alright, let's try this on the fly.
21:40
Nah. I dug that. Not worth it. Did you see that? I wasn't even touching the game. Was not even touching.
21:52
Alright, snowboarder, have a good one, buddy. Thanks for coming, man. Like, what? It's still dangerous. I'm playing with the tips of my fingers.
22:11
What is happening right now? Shit. I did not want this. From what? What tilted that ball? Yeah, we're going to have to call a check over here, that is for sure.
23:11
Because that was a crock-a-dilla. I farted that tilt to the game every time. Thanks, dude. Can you hold your gas in for just a moment?
23:43
I'm trying to hit the catapult here. How the hell do you hit catapult? Stop eating those beans, buddy. Shit. We were one shot away. I can't nudge the freaking game.
24:48
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Frustration levels over 9000. It... it needs to be cleansed. Yeah, it's... like, the shaker motor, I think, is like, setting the tilt on this guy. Don't breathe. Yeah, no kidding.
25:23
Got it. Fade jump. Alright, we just need trolls, boys. We just need them trolls. And what's the secret to bringing the trolls up? Is it the touch targets around the...
25:55
Is it the touch targets around the castle door? Those? So the one on the left doesn't work. This is going to be a long battle. I mean, if you keep doing that, that's fine.
26:28
I don't want this to be a troll stream. Talk to plants, thanks buddy. Well, that helps. I heard a danger this time. Son of a bitch. Dude, this game. I lost at least two balls in that to very delicate tilting. I'm just getting beat up piece of crap right now. Just getting beat up piece of crap right now. The tilt is beyond sensitive. No, the trolls are fine, but like the shaker motor is cutting the trolls off.
27:35
Yeah. Changing all this over makes me want to kill myself. All right, here we go, boys. We'll get through it. We'll get through this.
27:51
We can do this. All right, that troll target doesn't work. That one does. Except for that, I was able to move.
28:11
I have my own personal tech, but not here. They have their own tech over here. I wonder if they have a tech on duty right now. Duty. I wonder if they have a tech on duty. Full beauty.
28:31
So loud. Attack remark is so loud. Once we're done with ball three, we're gonna bring some people over here. I think I'd rather fight someone than fight the machine. Oh, the AC just kicked in. Oh baby, that feels good. Over here sweating. Sweating my beans off.
29:03
Activate the Chicoota Doodle. What the? What? Mike, did you see that? That didn't even register. That, uh, castle. That's alright. It's not the game's fault. The tilt's just really tight. That's fair. This is an MMR, so you wanna... There we go.
29:40
Loop. Loop Wilson. Can you see how angry I am right now?
30:26
You seem pretty chill. Get real mad. Alright. Let's see if Blue Mask here... We don't. Can I save the shit out of this thing? Let us see your war face. You want in on this when you're done?
30:47
I'm out. I need someone else to show me that I'm not crazy. That this game is... Yeah, tangled up on the ring makes sense. Classy Spoderman. Can I call you Spoderman?
31:08
Jerry Spoderman? My phone's locked up. That's fun. I think technology's just rebelling against me right now, isn't it? Oh my god.
31:26
Download. All right, you ready? It's not leaning. It's just untouchable. Yeah. Good luck. Start us off. What was your name again? I'm Jay. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jay from Brooklyn, Alabama. This is Jay from Brooklyn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright.
32:03
Lower the drone. So there's no gate. There's no gate. So it keeps shooting inside. Give it a flip, it'll come down. There's no gate, so be careful. When you shoot it in, it won't come back down the line. There you go.
32:21
Alright, that's a little fragile. Yes, that's fragile. It's giving me nine dangers. I don't fully understand. Well, alright. It might be a short night tonight. Yeah, that's what it is. Good luck, Jay, the Internet Bear. Show him he's being a baddie. Yeah, I'm a big fat baby. Danger the big fat baby.
32:51
Alright, let's see what we can do with just the tips of our fingers. Not touching the game at all. Nothing.
33:02
Hold up that bead. Get rid of it. Jay has the best manners from anyone from New York ever. What? Feel free to read over here if you want to. I haven't picked it out over here.
33:16
Classy's Photobooth. Yeah, thank you, Matty. Yeah, there's a credit dot. That credit dot probably means everything's busted.
33:29
If I unplugged the mic and rearranged a few lights, we might be able to stream white water. But that sounds like a freakin' pain in the ass. Well, there you go. technology. What beer are you drinking? I'm drinking a Dixie Cutter. The only B. Alright,
34:00
Radcastle. Alright, here we go boys. Knock it down. The great thing... So without the gate it's actually like a... it's a better deal. Yeah, because your last hit to the gate would make the gate go up, but your last hit of the gate actually just gives you the catch. That's one way. The thing is, if you fart, you can tell. Exactly. Please don't fart. Here we go, bud.
34:29
You faggot. Like, I would have just loved that machine right there. I'm drinking white water. There you go. White water? Yes, all right, terrific. Okay. You do not go for the skill shot. I... No, I just go for regular skill shot. The bead, you can try it. The bead feels super dirty coming off, but go ahead and give it a shot.
34:55
Yeah, that's pretty bad. Wow, man. I'll take a lot. The name of the skill's bad, but it ain't bad. Do you play a lot in Brooklyn? I do, I do. There's a good scene up there. Yeah, you and the Cooper League. Yeah, so that's in Manhattan. I'm actually like, you know, I play in Brooklyn as well. There's some good people in there. Oh, right on, dude. There's a couple different operators and like a bunch of different bars. You really can just walk down the street and play a couple different tables. tables, you will be unable to walk before you can, before you play on the tables of your building. So it's good, yeah, it's a good scene. I mean, I can't really vouch for their applause. Roo, roo, roo, classy building, my man. Ladies and gentlemen, whoa, that's Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what throws you off. That's quick. That's quick. Because that happened to me my very first fall. I like, locked it up. I was like, yeah, I looked away for a minute. Looked down. Oh. So it sort of throws you off a little bit. Hold it right in. Let's see if we can do this. Nailed it.
36:17
Get up something. How long does it stay? That worked. That was like an hour long skill stop. Now is there a benefit to this skill shot outside of the point? I mean, so the trade-off thing is that you're just filling the dome up towards your extra point. The trade-off thing is that you use that on the multiplier. It's the same exact amount. The trade-off the dome is... Fair enough. On this machine, how did you... How did I get away with that? I'm looking for a danger in our relationship. I hold the record on Super Mario Pinball. Nice, dude. What record would that be?
37:02
Playing it? Because that game is ridiculous. I have to see one? Yeah. Also, which one? There's like Mario World or Mushroom Kingdom or something. Yeah, there's a kids one. There's a tiny one.
37:22
Ow. I get it. You know what? Maybe the tilt was like hanging by a thread. And now we strip it off. Unlike Attack from Mars, it doesn't build a shot on Super Stripper. Okay.
37:38
What the hell? That looked like it went into me. There we go. Heals the worst record. Yeah. Would you rather be able to fly or have a tail? Jesus, fly. Thank God, fly. Uh, I'm not into that... Yeah, I'm not into that... I'm not into that furry... Deathrendar for seven months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership. This is me, your amazing ladies and gentlemen, Flippers and Butt-Dubs, or my boy Deathrendar, you sexy FOB. Alright, this castle all day. There's other things to shoot, and that was a gross save just then, but... Nothing's fun enough. You shoot for what? It's easy points. No game, so it's not going to happen. Yeah, it's pretty balling. Got it. There we go. Yeah, okay. Well, I'll take the catapult. See that? Oh my god, that's Shaker. See that crap Thanks Shaker Motor You the best We done Jizz Jizz That would have been nice if it went up that ramp Well
38:52
You really did. If Adams is a two-shot game, this game's a one-shot game. Well... Nooooooo! Ehh... Tail all day? I don't know. We're out of catapults. Ready? I'm not about that life, man.
39:13
I've gone a long time without having a dick. Yeah. I'm too old to be into tails. Maybe not. Don't screw me.
39:25
What? Not yet. Not yet. You've still got another ball. Get up the thing. Okay, okay. Nom nom nom. Huge mistake.
39:39
All right, very, uh, very personal. Oh, shit. Really? I would definitely do it without my arms, so I could, like, hold a beer. Oh, that would be great. But, like, if you can do it without your, uh, if you can fly without your arms, you can levitate. Yeah, if there's, like, nothing to it, if I have to, like, hold my breath, and I can fly as long as I can hold my breath, you know, it's still kind of weird. That works. It's still kind of weird. Yeah, yeah. Um, if I had to have a tail, if I flew, and then the tail went away, I wouldn't want to fly. If I can get the tail in the water, we might be on it. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go really fast in the water. Can I have any of the free handbook? Can I hold things? Oh, yeah, there you go. Like, hang from a raptor upside down?
40:20
Do some nightcrawler shit? No, I mean, the question I have is why you call it location. Oh, there you go.
40:28
No, dude, seriously. My life is playing pinball while talking. That's cool. No, I'm not in good life. It takes some practice. Tail improves balance? Who gives a crap about balance, man? Unless you're like... I don't know. I mean, if you're 100 feet in, you lose balance. You fall to like 90 feet. Yeah, whoop-dee-doo. You're still flying, dog. There's an EV. Alright, we need that super. Oh, God. Right there. Don't do it. Not in a multiball, please. Not in a multiball. Is that last minute?
41:19
You can only fly by doing the backstroke and making speed calls. Still worth it. Shit! I did not mean to do that. Alright, that's certainly not worth the water. Yeah.
41:30
Not worth it. Dammit. Oh well. I'm just gonna use my multiball to get through the freaking castle again.
41:42
Trust it all. Shit, shit, shit. I don't wanna like, do anything weird to like save any of the balls, cause you know... I'm on like what, nine days of free down?
41:56
That's also true. Alright, I think I hit that soul shell like eight times. That's why they didn't make sense.
42:08
Nailed it. Uh, that's...yep. Working as intended, folks. Right there. Right there! Yes, he's going in the thing. Oh, beer. Sorry, Pac-Man. What's wrong with Pac-Man? It's possible. Oh, beer? Maybe it's no problem. It's not going to be bad. Oh, that's terrible. My man. That's a jam right there. Look it. Super duper jackpot. You're like, alright, I get it. Thanks for the points. One million points! Damn gold! If you had a super power, what would it be? For this machine not to tilt? Wasted, wasted wish. Alright, we need peasant and troll. Easy peasy. Oh good, I didn't even see that. Mami! Alright, troll. Troll shot! Alright, we're close to the trolls, David. There you go. How many do I need? I didn't even see that number. By the way, the troll target, only the right one works. Invisibility? I don't know if invisibility... Invisibility's kind of like You're free for sure. Yeah. That's what I mean. You're just going to want to speed. That's all you're going to do. Yeah. You're just going to do the grossest shit. Yeah. Which is fine. I mean, if that's what you're into. Make it creep mode. I'm so sorry. Was that a danger? I don't think I got one. I think it was just like the most delicate tap. Fantastic. You want to increase the alcohol tolerance? There you go. So I can change what I set up on. Liv, whoo! All right, get... All day. Yeah, what's up, buddy? My pizza's good. Nailed it. Oh, we're lit. I think I might be A of them.
45:04
I love the castle approach, but they aren't so similar, but I feel like the ramps are easier for me to hit. I go for the Rams. It's the Troll. The Trollary Brothers. No, it's the same. It's the same, but this is the Oh yeah. Alright, buddy. Here we go. Royal Madness. Oh, that didn't work. Nope. Sucking all the air out with my asshole. Donate to kids. We're ready boys, we're ready. Yeah, right. That's three times my smoke. Shoot again. Here we go boys. Sorry about that. Anyone good? Alright, well... Well, we know where the eggshells are. It's gotta be... ...Gemikito. Well, this is not going well. ...to start. I would love to be able to backhand it in there, but it's not. Oh yeah. Raaay, snooom! Where is that sound? We'll find it, boys. We'll find it. Sorry, bro. Jack the Ringer. No, I'm not. OH, YOU MOTHERF- Oh my god. You sack of shit. You son of a bitch! What is happening? Yeah! The carom! I deserved it.
46:41
I deserved that. This is not a multiball? Oh, you tried to bring the multiball in? Oh! Yeah. Got it.
47:07
No, please, God! I'll give you anything! All the money. What do you want? Just let me beat one of the freaking high scores in the same game.
47:23
Yeah, we hit that already. No. Yeah, okay. Cancelled damage a million. Oh, baby.
47:38
Not good. Go in the catapult. Yes. I love you. Thank you. You have to hit every jackpot once. Don't do it.
47:53
Save these nuts. I'll never see it, I'll never see it. Oh my god, how the hell did that happen? What do I shoot now, the castle?
48:14
Is it just over? The thing? Oh, I'm battling the Duke of... Yeah, right? Alright boys, we're on our way.
48:38
Money! I like money. Hey, I like money. 20 million. I... You're good, right? It's just going to take a minute.
48:56
I can't do anything! I might have another extra ball. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Do your thing, man. I think I have another extra ball.
49:14
I like it. Hey, thanks. Oh, man, I feel good about it. What happened? I'm sure they're coming up here. Oh, absolutely. We'll stop you. We're all ding-dong, too. Oh.
49:31
What do those stars do? Over there? Yeah. I dare you. Look! SCARS! Chilts, I dare you. I will unplug your ass. What a waste.
49:51
Alright, so I'm just going to go wait for the castle, ignore everything else. Something's happening here.
50:01
Something's going on. I think the star is like Merlin. Ah. That would make all the sense. That would make all the sense. Alright, here we go boys. Fair enough. You are my favorite screamer ever. Who? This guy? Clacky Spoderman, thanks for being here buddy. I love you. I love ya, I'm in love with ya. We're on our way boys, we're on our way. Yeah! Hey, I made it! You're just floating. Don't you freaking do it! Nice and clean, baby, nice and clean. That was not clean. Or nice. I'll take that. Nice. Castle bonus. Oh, are you done with the castle? Wait, did I? You are done with the castle. What does that mean? That means you have to become a catapult aide, You have to base them on heavies. Oh, gross. Yeah, it's totally gross. You have to be a master of that. So now I have to shoot other things? Yes, you have to shoot that right where the things were at. Not interesting. Well, the problem is you can't put them under the air. Well, I'm out of extra balls. I'm in. What would I do? There it is.
51:35
All right. So, that's roughly... I'm 50 million, 43 million away from the end. Alright, so you just want me to get out of the way. I'll hurry up. No, dude, wait. No, don't worry about it. I will not. I will do no testing. Alright, Votermint, have a good one, buddy. Thanks, Votermint. No, not me.
52:06
These are not Cooper fans. You just can't do anything on the game screen. Yeah. Thank you. You're good. You're good, good. I'm really surprised that you guys all got back here in a fourth position. You're doing okay. Oh, that's actually, that's one big difference between starting in New York. We all have brick buildings. We don't have brick buildings in the area. It's all, it's all, alright. Are you going to be anything like Jack Daniels? I am going to be anything like Jack Daniels. See, I lipped out too. Solid backhand. I'm lipping out. This is where Jack Daniels goes and loses. I'm at eight.
52:53
Apple Arcade! What's up, buddy? Oh no, don't do it. I don't like this. When you only hear one noise from a dude, then you know you did it right. I got picked up. I saw that. So sorry. It spooked you. All right. We're going to let this sit for a second. Oh, is it 200 for GC? Come on.
53:16
What is this? Unicode's a scratch for nine months in a row, dude. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, get your butts up for Unicode. Sir, that is a baby that I don't want to take care of. Nine months and it's all yours. Thank you very much. Keep bringing it back every month for visitation, but you ain't getting a dime from me.
53:39
I love you, buddy. Thank you. Alright, here we go. And away we drink. So if I just keep going for this, I'm going to get like what? Seven million?
53:56
Just this all day? Which sounds boring as hell. I mean, the catapult that's the shot you're going to be doing, the ambush that's going to be doing. Because I'm so close to something with them? Controls are ready to go.
54:14
Oh, Rob. Yeah, keep shooting the things that don't mean anything, you piece of crap. Thanks, Jyce. Unicode, love you, bud. All right. Well that made up for the few lost games that we had. Come on 80-60, you sackers. I mean you only got like four of my replays. I love you too, Classy. Wanna go again? You got the room to be? No, I don't. Alright, I'll get it. Put in two players, let's go. Alright. Blow it up, buddy. Make sure you're not in trouble. I'm definitely going to be in trouble. That's okay. Alright, here we go. I'm on deck line. I mean, deck line. Kill it all. I was going to take a photo and then I forgot how to use my phone. Oh, yeah. When you say, deep wet, are you referring to something like deep in wet? Oh, jeez. I am.
55:37
No pinball community. What I need is I need to get off of the weight risk for pinball. And I need your help.
55:47
It's important to have goals. Because I have a place for Finberg, I just don't have a pick. Oh, you don't have a pick for Finberg? Um, no, I'm on the wait list. Oh, Bud, dude. I know, I know. It's tragic. That's super Bud. I'm somewhere in the mid-60s. Ah. Well, last time about 50 people didn't come. I know, but that was last time. This time... This time's gonna either be more hype or not hype enough. I don't think it's trending down high. Only 67 feet, right? Come on. Bring in all of the hits from Frozen for you folks. Have you heard Eddie Heller cover it? No, man, that's incredible. Yeah, he played it live in a show because his four-year-old was completely consumed.
56:58
Medieval magic. Man, medieval is such a hard word to spell. It is. It's not like... I have before E except after C or D. But then there's like a sub-rule for that. Oh, it's usually words like something or way.
57:16
Like when you spell way, it's W-E-I. Yeah, I don't want to remember his name. I'll take it. I kind of like that it gets stuck on that gate. Yeah, no, it's nice to have a rest. You can stretch your fingers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:49
Brad and Captain, no kidding, buddy. Read the word! Oh! The juggle. That's a fail slap. So, there's this app called Prisma. Prisma? That makes the coolest shit. I just took a photo of you. That looks like a goddamn hazer. I'm famous! That's awesome. I'm going to Prisma. It's got all these different filters that just make like... Well, that one looks kind of whatever. That one's kind of clutch too. This one I think is good. No. This one? No. Look at all the filters. Yeah, fuck it. They're all good. Alright, who is the Jack Black? Okay, come on, Scribble. Can I get another beer? Uh, I'm good unless you are buying, then I will take another beer. I am right in front of you. Yeah, my man. Dude, I'll drink a PBR. Whatever you drink, my man. I'm on vacation.
58:53
I'm on vacation. I'm your biggest fan, Classy Spooderman. My man. Love you, buddy. Yeah, we're at Logan Arcade right now. All right, you ready, boys? Here comes high score number two.
59:13
I do have to drive home tonight. Oh, crap, I've got to drive home tonight. How do I get my wife to pick me up when I have the car?
59:26
Jack White, who's established that. Yeah, I avoided the tail at all costs. Yo, this dude's gonna smoke my biscuit.
59:42
Just had a bad day. Um, that is... Jay. That is Jay from Brooklyn. And as just a coincidence, he was a fan of the show and just happened to be here. Uh, so he's battling.
60:02
There you go, Hobodium, my man. Blinker, get out here man, let's play. Oh man. What's up? Am I in trouble? You're the bad kid. I'm the bad kid. Oh, there you are. Fixing the AC, huh? Dude, I just put up, oh by the way, I put up like 140 on this thing. You can't sneeze on this game. Oh, the tilt? Like the shaker motor sets it off. Oh, shit. So there's something, I don't know if it's like stuck on something, whatever. We can put up big scores, it just takes a lot of eggshell flipping.
60:45
Put it in the book. That's right, you got a book. Is that Coca-Cola? We're drinking soda. Yeah, we did it. This is James Zespi, the guy that owns Logan Arcade. Oh, right there. Yeah. Cheers, in a nap. There we go. Come have drinks. We're battling some gentleman named Jay who's here from Brooklyn who was instructed to come here. Oh, nice. And here he is. Jay from Brooklyn. This is Jay Zephyr, the gentleman that owns the set. Nice to meet you. Nice place you got up. Of course, Junior. Do you have a nickname?
61:29
Oh, yeah. Yes. That's just my uncle. Alright brother, thank you. Spoonerman. I completely skipped a bit. I wonder if the game was filthy and he's like, yeah. So? Yeah. It came off. Batman owns Logan, our fan. Yeah, this place is awesome. Never been here before. Alright. Spoonerman. Spoderman, Spoderman, Spoderman
62:08
That was the most unfortunate... Six, seven... seven dangers! Yo, ladies and gentlemen, I think he's just got the world record for the amount of dangers before tilting. I mean, ten to go is six dangers and you're okay? Seven dangers. It's too many dangers.
62:30
Alright boys, here we go. I feel like I've seen this guy in screen before. Have you been on my show before? Me? Yeah. I've never been on a show before. Alright. Never once in his life. Aw. Yeah, keep checking the amount of dangers dude.
63:00
Get up there! Alright, the answer is no. Stop it! Less friction that way, I get it. Guys, what the fuck are you talking about?
63:21
Don't hit the kid. No! Don't open drawbridge! Nooooooo! Always. Always ruined. It's 100% the worst thing you can get from this.
63:40
Don't execute. Man, I'm glad that stopped getting expressed. Do I have to get an explanation? Do I have to, like, go on the line and say, I wish I had them right now, Yeah, but they're made to order. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, thank you. Passive organizational progress. I'm going to go. Bye. I know that there's one person out there that's rooting for me right now. All right. Oh, I made it. Yeah, that's really nice. Yeah, I appreciate it. Thank you. I love you. Blow it up, dude. All right. Now, wind up there.
64:27
Come on. The biggest swag I have on me right now is business cards. Sweet, I love business cards. Those are my favorites. Yeah, but... Alright. This whip out is so probably... in straight. 1, 2, 3. Everyone's got a 7, right? So I think it's 7 per actual danger. Uh-huh. 21 warning you're allowed to get. And put for dogs at 49? I love each one of them the same. I love you. I'm so proud of myself and my, what am I, 10 million points? myself and my what about 10 million point in my bank account. I just, you know, small, patrulleri brothers.
65:34
Patrulleri brothers? Uh... Tony and the kids. Bill Brooklyn, that's right. Spread them all over some fucking way.
65:52
I can't be on board, there's nothing about that. It's great! My life is plump! It's great! It's terrific! That's my multiball right there. Oh well, I guess I'm not going to get a royal... Can I bring it along? I'm coming to terms with this. And now I think that's going to be... I think it's starting to get fun. Anyway, if I had a dollar, every time I would be going backline, I would be able to afford a game of pinball. What's that? 21 dangers now. 41 dangers! That's what I got. Yes, I do have a Snapchat. It's PayJack Danger. H-E-Y is your A-C-K-G-A-N-P-E-R. Send me the grossest stuff. Also, that was my buddy Andy just said. Oh, hey Andy! Andy! He's a super good pinball player. Part of my old cool party crew. Got him into pinball. Word's out for anyone. In the days before parenting? Yeah. That's where the sparks was the drink to have. Long time ago. So what were you saying earlier? Like, you ignore the jackpots and the multiball and you just go for the castle? I just go for knocking the castle out, man. Because the castle, like, you saw that one castle kill at the end was 20 million. Like, what are you going to get from jackpots on that? Well, I mean, if you grind it out forever... Right, but you can, like, destroy the crap out of the castle with a multiball. And it's easier to like strap up all the balls and just shoot that gate over and over and over
67:56
Like you just not get in there then great Yeah That was fun You were the party was man because everyone had an orange mouth
68:15
You were talking to a chick or a dude that had a bright orange mouth and you're like, I don't care who you are, we're making out tonight. You've got what it takes. And by it, I mean a bright orange mouth. Get a load of sparks in your body. It's been a lonely Thanksgiving with me and sparks, but now! I get a lot of spark in your back.
68:40
It's been a lonely Thanksgiving with me and Spark. What? How? Tell you more! The Space Moose for some fun, Daryl! The Space Moose! Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League! You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen, flip us a button for the Space Moon. Uh, yeah. Six months, dude, half a freaking year, you lovely S.O.B. Ah, early!
69:07
Yeah, early. Poor Loco ain't got nothing on his farts. I think that's right. My buddy still has a 4Loco, the old school 4Loco sitting on his branch, he's waiting for a special occasion like his anniversary or something.
69:43
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ahhhhhh! Alright, it takes 9 dangers to tell this story. I can shoot it? No, no. It's important to have heroes. I think he's mine. Was that? It's important to have heroes and I think he's mine. Dusty is a real beauty. He's the shit. I don't think America's gonna care.
70:27
Uh, two tilts left. I don't need to be careful, it's awesome. Yo, Jeffy literally left me to just take over corners of his face and I can't possibly thank him enough for that. All of his machines are like the best damn machine. Is that true? Yeah. Alright, that's it. This game is fine. I think that game was deactivated on purpose. Because with that gate down, this game actually becomes a bit of a train. Sure. Oh yeah. There's one in Brooklyn, where the operator... I'm not going to talk too much trash. No, trash is one that goes about. The operator in my neighborhood, one of the... He's notorious for knowing about problems on his games, but he still, like, games cost a dollar. Yeah. So he's not in any real rush to fix... A dollar? I know, I know! If the game isn't playing like a brand new fucking Porsche, there's no reason to charge a dollar. Well, so he... Donate to kids, sorry. So, I'm sure I'm, like, at this point, I'm fully funded to do it. But so the problem with the meter ball madness in my neighborhood is that the gauge doesn't, or sorry, the gauge is fine, the drawbridge doesn't drop all the way. Oh no. So it costs you an extra head. To get it down. That sucks. Yeah. My man, dude, you are. You're getting a million every time you hit this. I'm warming up. You're learning how to play delicately. I mean, I've already dealt with it. Whoa. I'm warming up. Well, that's our cookie speed. Alright, alright. Yeah, it's one dollar a play. You were climbing that hill, man. Alright, so, sixty million. Yeah, it's fast. Well, life's about, dude. Set a foot. Sit green. I guess I am still warming up. Ball three, still warming up.
72:39
Come on baby. Right there. Not what I wanted. Right there. Not what I wanted. Right there. Not what I wanted. Yeah, that's what I meant. Exactly what I needed.
72:59
He's warming up. Is that World Cup soccer? Uh, can you plug it? Oh, maybe? I don't know. I remember the first time I saw this game, and I saw the ramps that are like, they have that thing on them. I thought it was crap. I was like, why does everyone love this game and it has like busted ass ramps? And then I saw another one, and the ramps were still busted. I was like, is this a common thing? This game's a piece of shit. Oh, we're done. We are done. I can't play like this. I'm shooting nothing. Yo, headshot, what's up baby? Oh, Banzai Run? Really? Yeah. Stop nursing. Mel Gibson, 56. Stop freaking nursing!
74:29
A brand new stern or a big bang bar in location should be the only thing. Please don't start. Alright Dad, now we just shoot freaking castles all day.
74:55
Well no, he's just in the freaking way. Thanks, you son of a bitch! Super Jack got 200,000 points.
75:23
Masterfully done, sir. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense because that game... You need to shoot again. It's not on. My name! It's not on. Sorry, buddy. Here we go. Come back in. That's when no one calls me. A dollar for one of Melody's videos. No, just... One of Melody's did not cost a fucking dollar. Donate to me. Yeah, sorry. Donate to me. Dad's been... Alright, here we go, buddy. Give me that multiball. Stop screwing with me. I'm looking around my shoulders because my family moved out when I was 36 years old.
75:59
Are they going to come get you? I hope so. I tried to get them all in here, but some of them are 10 years old. You know what? You can't. There were some young'uns in here earlier today, but I think that is a special case for early in the day.
76:22
Come on baby. Only 30, 40 more million to go. Looks like, uh, five more capitals. How are you letting me nudge you? Oh, that's gone.
76:45
AHHHHH! I couldn't do anything and it missed it. For the record, the only reason I put up Staking Million on Evil Madness is because there's no kill. There you go. Don't part, don't kill. Okay.
77:02
Alright, there's just... How do you let me Stake you and you're fine? Well, now we're kind of tied. I know, I know. We got to close up later I can bring this ding over here All cool This is Steven Uh uh This is This is... This is Scar. I kinda want you to, like... I kinda want you to consider, like, watching a video about the running game of Thrones. Oh, bro. Like, if we could get this, like... If this machine makes 50 cents to someone thanks to the game of Thrones... it can be like that's worth it I'm into it thanks a lot man alright guys Barry Mann for four months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen my boy Barry Mann the Barry-est man I know
78:21
top crown for the first time a very long time ago What is... GC is 234. Ugh. Oh, hell yeah, Wonko. That would be dope, dude. Uh-oh, this isn't Evo. No, Jim Hines. Evo. Come on.
78:45
Evo. Why would I be at Evo? Oh, I know why. Because I go to everything. No, I gotta... I gotta save my money man, I'm barely making it to Pinburg. Hopefully, uh, the ho- I don't know what my hotel costs are gonna be, but we're hoping it's not a lot. Please don't be gate, don't be gate, don't be gate, don't be gate. Thank you, so much.
79:13
Alright, now also don't drain. Wow, these do not bounce. Um, I don't... I'm not sure what I'm doing at Tinburg, if I'm streaming or not. Um, what I would like to do is use, um, Papa's streaming gear on my channel and stream the prelims because they have everything set up, but they don't stream until the finals, so the gear is all there, ready to go. So to be able to use their gear would be amazing. Hook up my computer and do some color correcting so it actually looks pretty.
79:59
I would like to color correct their cameras for them when I'm there. Because that kills me. Everything looks like it's been sitting in a bar for a freaking day.
80:10
Now how is it not tilting now? Rata Castle streaming joust? Oh, baby. I just don't want to have to bring all of my streaming gear with me, man. It's, I mean, it, financially, it, okay. So here's the deal. If I don't have a media badge, which I don't, sending my camera gear anywhere on the plane costs about $200 to $400 one way.
80:43
That's more than, like, the ticket itself to get there. It's stupid. That was three dangers, yeah, no kidding.
81:00
Did you see... that baby's leg? Yeah, Reddick has... I'll just ask Mark what he thinks. Can you mail it to yourself? I think it's a little too... too... I like the turn arounds too tight.
81:26
Yeah, Mel Gibson, Internet, can we do a... Can we just start raising money for a private jet? Deadflip needs a private jet. This way, we could fly to Germany and stream pinball. We could fly to New Zealand and stream pinball. You know, you guys know that you want to see that, so let's make it happen. Private jet height.
81:51
It's not tilting now. Jet slip. Yo, on the 18th of this month. When is the 18th? So, let's see. If it's Friday, 16th, 17th.
82:09
On Monday. At the end of next week, we may know some very important stuff about the TV show, boys. Some very important stuff. Maybe the final stuff. Maybe the only stuff. The last thing we need to know.
82:37
The end of next week. If not, end of the week after that. just to allow some arguing. And if things go the way they should, we should be... We'll have an extremely happy Jack Danger by the time Tinberg rolls around.
83:12
Neeeeerrrrrrrrr! Top 4 porn on Showtime! Nope, it's all Skinamax, baby. Skinamax! Redflip.com I like how everyone's brain immediately went to pornography. Thanks, guys. I appreciate it. I'm actually honored that you think I could be in a porno. I'm honored. I'm bonered.
83:50
Oh, God. What have I done? Okay. Right there. Oh, man. Right there. Shit.
84:06
What the hell was that? Got lips. Lips gone. Ten ball three. Ah! No! No! I went for something I shouldn't have. Maximus! What's going on, buddy? Maximus Reign for three months in a row. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and busts up for Maximus. Maximus, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Holy crap, you're the business. Three months, dude.
84:40
Three. Since the thing started, I got certified in fixing Lenovo desktops. Nice, dude. Yeah, totally, I can fix that. You just, you know, you pop the chip out. Don't pop out two chips at the same time, you know what I'm saying? Then just trust the chip to bounce into place, right? Then you cradle the chip, and then you put the... Yeah.
85:07
I've been great, Maximus. How the hell have you been, sir? Not till August to turn the pinball machine on. What's in August?
85:27
Oh, yeah, the pinball machine's going to be drawn in August. I pop over from time to time just to remind you all that pinball is a game of chance. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. You couldn't be more correct.
85:41
Thank you for being here. I love you. I'm in love with you. Let's make out, you truth-telling son of a bitch.
85:48
Donate to kids. I did it! How lucky! Oh, crap, actually. I didn't want that. The donation campaign is crushing.
86:11
I mean this game kind of is a game of chance, I'm not gonna lie. The tilts are coming out of nowhere. It's like they're on an RNG timer. It's make out time boys.
86:30
Doritos! Uh, okay. Trolls! Troll bomb. Yeah, how am I supposed to play a game if I don't know how many warnings I get?
87:00
No, the machine doesn't blow, it's just the tilt sensitive, that's the only problem. Just a splinted tilt. And I've got ham fists, so... Except for, like, it didn't tilt it. It's a game of skill you dill. It's a game of luck you dill. It's a game of chance you I don't like that that... Like what's it taking now to tilt? That took like maybe 30 warnings. You're a warble, what's up buddy?
88:21
Eight warnings, got it. Put it in the book. Well, here's the deal, folks. This is why I like streaming out in the wild, because location pinball is a gamble.
88:36
When something doesn't work, you change up your strategy. Not good. Yeah, exactly. That's why I said this is... We're on location, boys. We're on location.
89:10
Not good. Yo, poor college student. What is going on, dude? How are you? Thanks for coming. I hope you're well. I hope you enjoyed all that FGDQ action, because it was a lot of fun. It was exhausting as hell. That is for sure. You son of a bitch! Honey, give me your money. Speak up, last name. No way! You find more joy out of location pinball? Um, I can see that, man. I like being surrounded by strangers, all playing pinball, and if they allow me to give them a quick rundown on... Fuck! Donate to kids, sorry guys. I didn't mean to yell at them.
89:57
Yeah, that PDQ was, like, beyond fun, dude. It was just all the action. Give me a free game, you piece of crap. Well, it looks like we're going to get all of our money out of that $5 we put in here. And that's great. Alright, let's try this super skill cut. Absolutely. I'm trying to skip a skill cut here, it ain't doing nothing. My man.
90:37
Good. So, um, server, for three months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Whippersnapper's up for my boy, Server7, you sexy son of a bitch.
90:51
Um, so, the problem with this game, tilt mega sensitive. The gate doesn't come down. So when you shoot through, when the drawbridge comes down, it feeds it back down. So when you shoot it, don't celebrate. How do you... Just keep shooting it. It's just keep feeding it. Yeah. Keep feeding it. That's kind of nice. I don't hate it because it doesn't hit and then... Although it's not like you do it enough for it to be like a hassle where it's like... Right. But this is far cleaner than coming straight down the middle. Yeah. So I got a trick. When you travel with bags... Yeah. I travel with bags. You upgrade first, perhaps? Yeah. Which, if you're going with two-person, it's like one-on-one. Right. Three bags, no weight limit. No weight limit? I travel first-bike all-time, and you're calling. Do you have free meals, free drinks? No weight limit? Within reason. If you're trying to carry 200 pounds, you're going to have a problem. Right. No, I'm sitting at like 50. I'm sitting at like 48. And you can consolidate this more than... Yeah, absolutely. Like in a free bag. Yeah. Dude, I did not know that. Yeah. It saved my life. Damn it. Yeah, this is Luigi over here, guys.
92:07
This is me. Bring in Danville. Yeah. Dude, I did not know that, and that is awesome to know. Awesome. Am I able... So, I have my flight booked already. Am I able to upgrade right now? Well, I don't know. You can call, but a lot of times, if you get to the airport super early, people just upgrade as a mile. Because they want to sell, like, just the first class for a lot of money, but you can upgrade for, like, $100.
92:37
So if you get to the airport, like, three hours early, you can upgrade. Which I do, if any. You can upgrade, like, a second or whatever for, like, a week. I like that. But if they don't allow it, tell your media, tell your card. They ask for a media badge. Does my business card work? Tell your card. Just print out a big truckload of productions. Yeah.
93:02
But they call these little productions. Stan Townsend, PCP, PCP. I like it, dude. So, but it's cheap to do one bag, normal jacks, $25, $35, media range is a third bag. Shit, dude. Yes, because coming back from Texas cost me $250 and I was two pounds away from it being $400. Right, and for round trip you could upgrade for $200. Right. So we have free tech day, free drink, and then... And just fall out. Yeah. And once you're like rolling first time, you're kind of like, jeez, fuck. Yeah, also I'm too tall for like just bullshit dick play. You're not too tall for a two hour flight. Yeah, I'm too tall for like bitch play. It's too much. Yeah. first class bring your gear I like it dude otherwise it's like bring on some yeah just for like absolutely and then like what you looking to ship it in yeah maybe or I'm just not going to bring it I would love to bring it I just don't want to pay for it I mean if If Mike stands... That's true. Actually, I might just do that.
94:19
Yeah. Because I drove last time. Oh, shit, yeah. Because if Stan is driving... You know Stan. Bald Stan. Was on Jet Slip? Yeah, yeah. He usually... Yeah. He usually drives with that other dude.
94:40
Carmon. I'm in Baroni. So I couldn't get above, like, 8 million, and then I put up, like, 140 million. Yeah.
94:58
But, like, it's complete, like, eggshell play, like, our game. I just heated this up, so be careful. I was streaming Pinball Arcade, I think I got like 2.5 stars or something But it was like big. Dude, it was hard as fuck on Pinball Arcade even to like get the wizard And I was streaming Pinball Arcade for the internet yesterday The first site hooked me up with every single table, every unlock, all that shit It worked out great The only Pinball Arcade I used to play was like on my phone when I was like taking a shit or something But now, like playing it on the computer is actually super good.
95:40
My iPad is basically just... Just Fiddler's Cone. But I don't want to stream from Finberg. I just want to have a good time. Are you going to Finberg?
96:00
Hey dog. Why not? Uh, it's the end of this month. Don't press the door and think for the home. A speedo for seven months in a row, you sexy SOB. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a bus up for a single if you could please. I love you. All it cost me was a couple quarters and we're going to get those back right now.
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JT back to work the car. Oh, I'm not... I'm playing Star Trek for a while. You're 100% on camera while you're playing. Oh, no. No, blow it up, man. No, no, no. Be on camera. Just know, like, if you pick your nose, don't stick that finger in your mouth, though.
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Then why would I bother picking it? He said. Oh, the question's not going. Oh hey, good looking guy. Yeah. The Bean Tri-Goal, son of a bitch. Love ya. You're talking about Andy, right? Hopefully. Oh, I'm their lady. I love a good lady. Lassie Spooderman. Lassie, you sure love your, uh, You're not the first person to pick his nose and eat it on your screen. That's true. There may or may not have been a local Chicago player. Oh, bye. What? You killed it on a fucking camera thing. I'm looking for a... Oh, my God. Uh, exactly.
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Do you know what it is? It's like, I think, once you get that thing swinging and the shaker goes off, you're done.
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No touching, no touching. Spoderman, Spoderman, radioactive. Oh, I'm using all my data. I know, Verizon, calm down. Internet, I need, like, $1,200. dollars. Let's see that come in right now. I love you guys.
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Foderman, Foderman. In August, I think August 12th, I'm going to Twix headquarters for a charity event at Twix, and it's going to be dope. Y'all should check it out. It's going to be great. He'll be back in ten minutes after he ditches his family, exactly. Oh, get, get, get, get. Oh, that was like five misses. Six.
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I'll pull that out of my eye. Very bad. I'm doing literally nothing. You know what, P.A.J.? You know what? He does look familiar.
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Like eight dangers. This game just keeps giving warnings. It's me and AJ, yeah, you know, I cannot, he does look very familiar.
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That dude that was just here? He's, he's just some dude from Brooklyn who was here on a whim, and he's like, dude, you're Jack Danger? I love your show, and I was like, who, why, what? This is fucking bonkers.
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Oh yeah, is Pitchfork going out right now? Yeah, dog. I got free tix for tomorrow. Free tickets for the MD.
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Nailed it. I'm going to be Brian Wilson, man. Oh, nice. I start scrambling some eggs, and then the girlfriend asks if I want to go get pizza. Put it on the pizza, dog.
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I thought that was Tommy from the Flippin' Podcast. You know what? He kind of looks like Tommy, actually. That's who you might be thinking of. He does look like you, fuck. Don't need to get, sorry, guys. I've been drinking. Ten, ten, ten. You got four chances? I gotta get, step up my cap again. See you, sir.
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Scurrying the shirt again, we're still here, baby. Oh, you're getting that back. Oh! Yo, how... I question this dude's, like, sincerity with pinball. Motherfucker left two balls on the table. Donate your candy. Bring your demo. You're going to eat your They eat pizza. Do it, Sunil.
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They eat pizza. Sunil, fine. No looking at your time. No, girl. I'm a black champagne on a pickle, now what I'm a...
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Rockin' out. Yeah, just getting dough. Sirloin and beef. Just getting dough. Just getting to eat beef? Oh, man.
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Because you got that skin and all that. Who can name the movie Black Albino Straight from Alabama? I have no idea. Oh, they all have Google, so... They all have blue lips. Most places are strong on you putting your balls on the table. One or two. I'm looking our kids. Put your balls wherever you want, Paul. Just be encouraging, that kid. How do you think we fall? Put your balls on the glass. Put them on the glass. Put him on the guy ass. Come on. So here's the deal with multiballs. I ignore the jackpots because they're usually not even worth... I need an extra ball though. Right, but I just throw crackles all day long. Once you get it hooked up, it's like a mill area. It's for me. That was my boy, Louis. That really isn't a secure move. What did they say? Oh, no one said it yet. That's my new callback. Alright, Man of Castle, thanks for coming, buddy. Have a wonderful night. You've been a treat. Now get the FUG out of here. It's a baby!
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My man! You got another ball, baby! My man, you got this dog. You got this dog. Doge. Alright, and there we go. Finally.
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And that was Nick. And right there. Donate your kids. Yeah, dude. You gotta go to Pindar sometime, man. It's like, if you miss all events in pinball and only go to that, you're gonna fucking be pumped. Because it's the best damn tournament ever. It's like the world's largest match play. They take all of Papa's games, throw it in this giant convention center, and it's a four-player match play for twelve hours a day for like three days. Did you go up to a meet and greet? Nah, I've been, um... You've been open like, for like, a year. I don't know how this shit works. It's just rich people with rich money doing rich things.
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Yo, nine warnings just then. We're doing what? I got a king of pain on this on TPA but couldn't beat it.
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Nothing could be finer than nothing in the other corner in a mountain. And even if it was summertime. Baby. Alright, here we go boys. One hit opens the draw road. That was not it. Michigan Pinball Expo was the worst this year. Oh really? Why do you say that? Too many hot gay girls. Gay girls? Freudian twist.
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Too many juices all over the girl. Oh, man. Here we go, boys. Here we go. The McGovern. Gross! The damn cold screwdia? That'll happen, buddy. The damn cold screwdia. All right, King of Pain, what you got, baby? What? You're King of Pain, aren't you? Not good. So far away though from like... Anything else. Literally anything else. Yeah. It's because I only like to shoot the castle. Because I always like, at least on the pinball arcade, I always get everything else and then it's like, oh my god, all the castles are way out of the way. Once the castle stops paying out, that's when I shoot for everything else. I got a million every time I shoot this. Yeah. Like I'm getting a million every time I play this. Don't start scrolls and freaking kill.
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Julian Donkey Boy. What the hell? Oh, there you go. Somebody got it. Oh, that's the name of the movie?
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No pain, no gain. There goes the King of Pain, boys. 20 million. I mean that's some decent cash for just shooting the same thing over and over again. Oh, you got this buddy. You get a million every time you push a button? So I'm getting like 750 every time I shoot the castle now. And it just, when you beat the castle I think it gives you like seven and a half million every time. Uh, unless it just doesn't let me in. No, you gotta do Wizards, right? Oh, well, it's getting damaged. Oh, cause then you gotta get Lex. The Duke of Bologna? Yeah. Unless that lights just out? Yeah, it's gotta be a light. It's your rolling of feet. Alright, troll, get to Hellion. I like the worst part of the game. Please? Please? No! Stop! Oh my god, I'm done.
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Oh, thank you also. Clean. Knock seven and a half every time you knock it down. So you can like stupid chop wood on this game if you want. I did not need that. God damn it.
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Please don't. Oh, okay, I'll take that. Even though it doesn't do anything, right? That's the only thing you can get them on. You gotta get them on, man. Because if you get Royal Madness with only the one ball, it's some boring no-point bullshit. Well, it doesn't affect Royal Madness, too. Yeah.
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So you can either get Royal... Oh, I just got screwed on a stupid jackpot. Royal is gonna get everything. Yeah. But this is like, if you get them all, it's like a million average shots. Or more. You can even get a double jackpot. It's mega hot. But super jackpots are worth like double garbage. That's alright. The whole game is chopping wood. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair to say. All day chopping wood. I spent all day, girl, chopping wood. There's that. There's the loop. There's the tip. Oh, you're stuck in the butt. We gotta get the regular multi-ball going on this end so we can start getting some crap going here. I don't think there is a term for the ball going back and forth between the top uppers, or the slingshots. It's called, you're screwed. Come on. Wait, what's castlecrusher mean? What is this? Castlecrusher? Oh, that's getting like the master of all the modes. Oh! Castle Crusher is when you defeat King of Pain. Yeah, that's how you get super wizard mode. Okay, fair enough. So you gotta get three of each, three complete. Oh, only three complete. Well, you gotta beat Damsel three times, which takes like three times to beat Damsel, so it's quite a thing. Three, three, three, beat the trolls. You know something? I never even saw these lights until literally this time. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah. And then Joust. So, that's what I mean. To get full Wizards, that's what you need. And you gotta get the captain. And like I said, even in Pimarcade, it's kind of just... It's like most of those games, I think I got... I broke a hundred... a hundred bill or whatever, a hundred mil on attacking Mars the other day. And I got like, the wizard mode like four times. You just gotta get it right and rule the universe. But like, I've only ever gotten like, the wizard mode on this like, I don't know, six times or whatever. Yeah, that's intense. I was unaware. Nice. That didn't count for me. Yeah, it's gotta go all the way around. Yeah.
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Ravioli Monster, what's up buddy? So that's what's hard about this game is that you'll start working on one thing...
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But then you'd be so far off. You're getting it back. Nah, neither. You'd be so far off of castles, and then you get a street for castles, and you'll just get a straight drain, you know, eventually, like... Wait, there's a video mode on this game? I did not know that. Yeah, you gotta get, uh, fire, or... You gotta, like, spell fire, like, eight times. Oh, really? Playing, yeah. That's pretty dope.
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Oh, it sucks. It's the worst video mode. So you gotta go, like, spear the... ...the, uh... ...kin. Haha, spear at the chin? No, you spear at the... ...poss, then they come get the cat. Oh, one more? Yeah.
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It's a great day! This is a remake, Half-Baked. Thanks for coming. Catapult is a mini video mode? Yeah, I guess Catapult is a mini video mode, that's true.
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That is true. Got it. Yo, Cloud One, what's up, Star Hedgehog? Everyone's here. Good to see you. You're all mega hot. And I'd like to make out with every single one of you.
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Got it. Oh, shit. That's like 12 warning. I won, my man! You're very holy! It's pretty ridiculous, dude. It's pretty ridiculous.
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This is a remake. This is a Medieval Madness re-release. Oh, it's also... I'm on like 12 dangers right now. Do they up the danger limit? I hope so.
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I can't... Now I'm playing like... Tipping my fingers here. Cow. Always cow. That's the worst part. When you need catapult... Yeah. You can't hit that shit. You gotta rely on some sort of like miss shot bounce nonsense. That's the last one you need, you're just like fuck.
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Time to disconnect that Tilt Bob. Yeah, I hear that. Tilt Bob. I'm a Tilt Bob. We should call Bob Tilt Bob. Tilt Bob? Absolutely.
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With Bob? No, I'm dumb. Oh. Sweet. Imagine if I were a tuna today. I'm gonna pick my teeth, buddy. He's gonna...
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Look at my tooth. I'm just gonna do this. See the tooth that moves the fool? Mixer, tuna, or what, buddy?
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Very man, love you. The number one scummer chef. That is a dirty freaking feed. Where it doesn't quite go in because that just wants to F you in the biscuit.
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I don't super skill shot on this because the feed is stupid dirty. That feed is stupid dirty. Wouldn't they be pumped if they took their kids? This game is very cold, dawg. Doze. Don't do it.
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Oh, Bugs Bunny's Birthday? Dude, that game is so nuts. It has like the lower playfield with the backwards slippers. I kind of dig that game They have one at Bottom Lounge where I used to stream where I previously streamed um Champion Pub
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Did you guys just hear really loud John Cena? I think someone got seven on one danger. My man. Here comes Luigi, boys. Behind us is the Killer Queen cabinet that none of you have. Yeah, the all-white cabinet of that Bugs Bunny game is so good. It's like a reverse Senza, because it's only black, white, and red. It's a line of feet! I'm your cherry boy, I'll be your cherry boy, I'll take your cherry boy. Uh, yeah, cloud one thing, but I don't know about that. Jack looks different. This guy? Yeah. Who's Bemi the John Cena meme? There's a WWE machine over there called the funny John Cena. Getting some folks around. Logan Arcade in Chicago.
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Good morning, Pete! Oh, Lord, you are far too nice. And his famous job's to eat a leech! Chopping drop.
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Oh, he's lining up for the chopping drop! We need personalities like that in pinball, boys. Here comes the cherry boy with the coffin drop.
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His skin's wobbling like a sumbitch. Girl, I wanna touch you like a sumbitch. Richie? Fuck that guy. Donate to kids. No, really, that's awesome. No, I'm a fucking for real. Yeah, yeah. Is he, um, is he done with that dumbass girlfriend of his? Well, that sucks. Internet, I want you to, uh, do me a favor. You ready? Check this guy's phone number. Yeah. Do you guys remember Richie, who used to be on my show a lot back in the day. He left. He left Chicago to go be with some ding-dong of a frickin' ding-dong, right? Now, that should not have given me my explanation. That was bullshit. You want to hit it from the back? Yeah. Sometimes, the feeling is from the back.
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Sometimes, you just got to hit it from the back. Yeah, it's really cool that they let me stream here. For sure it is. Uh, Hobodium, if we need a scene of pinball, then what would the theme song be? That's a great question, what would my theme song be? It would probably be J-Bar by Electric Six. There was a 90s theme called, uh... I forget. Cool. It was like a rock and roll pinball theme. Oh, you mean skill shot? No. Yeah, man. No, it's called like... No, it's called like something spring or something. Oh really? A plunger? No. The plunger spring? Anyway, they put out two, they only did like six, eight Z's, but they put out two rock and roll compilations that are fucking awesome. Really? And it's all pinball music. Damn. Like the bell rain on it, and I'm like, I'm chewing a pinball! The white stripes are on it. Really? Like the best white stripes on it. Holy crap. Internet. Yeah, so, I want you, does Richie have a Twitter?
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Probably, I don't know. Look up Kid Argyle. Oh, yeah. Yo, look up Kid Argyle, okay? K-I-D, however the fuck you spell Argyle. Go next, kids. If you find anything associated with Richie,
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that's Steve. If you can figure out how to find someone named Kid Argyle, Richie, on any social media, message him. if it's on Twitter, publicly say your girlfriend's a piece of shit.
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Don't make a kid. No, I don't care. You know how many people hate me? I have no friends anymore. It's all internet now.
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Richie, you watching my show? Tell him to tune into the show right now. Tell him to fucking come here. I will. Hold on. I'm shooting again. Pardon me, Stella.
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At Kid Argyle. Did you find it? Is that a Twitter? Is that what it is? Hold on. Is it Kid? Hold on. We're going to find this shit right now. Right now.
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Kid. Argyle. There he is. At Kid Argyle. So, at K-I-D-A-R-G-Y-L-E. Follow. Oh, if tweets are protected.
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Damn it. Can you still tweet at him? At Kid Argyle, your girlfriend's a piece of shit. Yeah, Mixer Tuna, that's him, buddy. Get it.
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Super good. My man. You're too drunk to tweet anyway. My man. Are you allowed to just straight up tweet at people that have protected? You can like Instagram.
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You can like... Like, will he see it? See it. I did not mean to do that. I think if you hashtag it, you can argue with us. You can like put it on your own Twitter. Yeah.
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No, I think this is a good... This is a great move. You're not really going to get in trouble. Yeah. You're going to be like, you don't get around. Yeah. Is that like drunk dialing? Absolutely drunk tweeting.
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And then do you get along on the screen? Um, yes, absolutely. I mean, I'm not even friends with him on Twitter. I doubt he's like a bitch of a girlfriend, is he? Funny way to comment! Alright, find him boys, find him! Hey, I'm... I'm Whit Butcherby from TWiT And uh, I was told... to tell you, your girlfriend is a giant piece of shit. What do you mean? Oh, no.
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Dude, that's dope, man. Yeah, you should do that. Uh, Deadmau5 does that. He makes all the fucking games. Wait, sub? Cloud One for two months, you sexy SOB. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a bus up for my boy, Cloud One.
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Love you, dude. Sexiest sub on Twitch. I'm the sexiest sub on Twitch. Yo, we just hitting all the JP's. I'll be flinching.
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I love that if you're subbed to Pinball Joe, you still have one of my emotes. Joe took it. We have a ball stuck somewhere.
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Not going to hit on it, but it's affecting something. There it is. This is uh like on my the royal madness he sort of stub equals some bitch
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son of it Son of a Right yeah, it's on the way to royal Well, it's like royal madness, but you need to bring a Martin ball Well, the one that's involved, you gotta get all of that. Right. And that's actually about the end. Catapult! Alright, all we need is trolls, baby! Alright, we need 500 cash. I'm gonna know if that's a farm or a happy ball, so you can all move to the GF. Oh, really? That's... ridiculous.
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Skirmisher with the bolts of the dead flip vases, man. Number one, nice job. Alright, we need troll head right there. Catch it.
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Troll Hand. Female Dog Meets... Yeah, Female Dog... what? Lord Squeak. Lord Squeak with the, uh, nonsensicalism.
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I just need that Female Dog and meh, damn it. Alright, as soon as we get trolls, boys, hopefully we can do this on ball three. I would like a Royal Madness.
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That's it. We just gotta get it in. That could sell. How the fuck did I sell? Monday. You should come here. What happens Monday? Oh, no. Give her a second number one grandstand.
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It's the party. Oh, nice, dude. Second number one grandstand. Dude, that was like epic. It kind of had a legacy on it. I love it.
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I love that you guys, like, I love that everything's sort of speaking up. Oh, well, yeah. Yep. You did a good job, buddy. Except for we fucking won. Yeah.
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Oh, man. John is a great pinball player. Yeah. It's that hair, man. Get Hobbs. How? How? How? Have I not tilted? Yes! Oh, that's stokey. Get up there. Oh, Come on.
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That was it. We're done. We're done, boys. Pack it up. Wait, there's a timer? Royal Madness doesn't just run? Oh, the timer restarts.
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Boom! 70,000 dangers. 10,000 maniacs. Yeah. Like, because we were playing Lemmings, we could just, uh,
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Mars Apex, and then Metallica. That's the Ghostbusters I remember. Oh yeah, Ghostbusters and Attack. And everybody wanted to play Attack because it's such a good game. I thought we were good. And we won like a ton. We thought they'd be like stacked, and they weren't. Then I had super shitty games, like Attack's kind of my game, and I had super shitty games all tweaked out. week now. And so like, we're like, they put, I was like on Ghostbusters, but I think they thought like, I was like, I'm good on that game. And they thought like, you were like throwing it away. Yeah, no, they were just like, oh, we'll put like, whatever, it'll be like throw away. And I'm like, whatever. And everyone was like, shit. I just have like a bad person. Yeah, thanks dude. I didn't know that, but it's a little too late. I appreciate it though, brother. Thank you kindly.
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What's the yellow-blue arcade setup behind you? Victor, that's Killer Queen. It's a 10-player joust game that you will probably not see for a very long time in anywhere near your location. Or anyone watching. Unless you're in Chicago or work at Google. It's still around. There's only like five machines. Far's against Miami have one. In where? Far's against Miami have one. Oh, nice. What's that? Chicago. I don't know how widespread they are. Yeah, this was one of the first places to have one when there was only like five. Give me that 20, baby. You son of a bitch.
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You're in Arizona. I'm good for one more game. You want to go? You got to have power? You serve us off, I got to hit the hay.
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What's up, team? Yeah, Jack was going to talk about it. Those machines are around now. They're trying to make money off those things.
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Thank you. The color of the bones. Yeah! You really hate the LCD non-colored DMV on this game? Really? Why do you hate that? I think it looks fine.
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Green on the peen, baby. Green a la peen. Yo, this bitch, what's up, girl? How you doing?
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When you come to Chicago, you and your lady need to come out here and we'll party. In Chicago. My name is this bitch, and I don't give a fuck. You playing pinball now? Man, boy, I think you should.
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Yeah, I spit fire. Yo, light trolls, great. Exactly what I wanted. Would rather have the dots in the cape. Ah, fair, fair, fair.
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What are you shooting at, you dill? Yeah, it feels weird. It doesn't really feel like it. I don't know.
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Fair enough. Did they make it color-grey? Oh, absolutely. I don't know if they made a color DMD for this. I want to say yes.
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There's an upgrade you can buy that turns the dots into these full, awesome animations that you can look up.
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Hashtag, not a fan. Yeah, he was here a minute ago. Or two hours ago, I should say. A whole minute. Time flies.
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Ten minutes later, we're here. Yeah, I found that target. Yeah, that target too. Oh, God. This game. Yeah, one danger, nine warnings. Danger, danger, how about this?
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Wait, what's this? Call of the Undead. Alright, here's the worst multi-ball man in the world.
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Nailed it, boy. I do have a bomb. Single madness. You gotta get the...okay. Sick dog! Snoop. Snoop Dogg!
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That was a nine, it was more like four. One, two, three, nine. Yes, exactly. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine. Yeah, pinball. Remember that song? Oh, that was pinball. Yes. I was like, you ever see the baby that ate Oreos? No. They would just show it on 70th Street. It was like a little baby. An actual baby? Yeah, like an actual baby. And they gave it this Oreo and it had like no seeds so it just like gummed it until it was like... And this is probably the clear. Yeah. And it was like, it just gummed it until it was like, just like chocolate stirrup. Oh! What the... Slammed the Jordan. That was awesome. I got Master Controls. That's good. Then you don't have to worry about the drones. You gotta hit them like ten times or something. And to get to the Wizard of the World you have to do all those lights or just a couple of them? All of them. All of them. Yeah, it's a motherfucker. Like I said, I'm the best at this game. I've never done it here and only done it like maybe like 10 times on my iPad which like
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on Mars I can basically get Wix mode like every time. Fire 1. This game is fire. Family Guy spoofed with Stewie in the ball. What are you talking about? There's a Family Guy pinball machine that later turned into a Shrek pinball machine.
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Because, why not? Basically, Cookie Monster voicing over a video of a baby eating a cookie. Okay, cool. Yeah, someone just put the ball in the cookie. Oh, I got one. Yep, thanks dude. Oh yeah, it's really in the middle of the kitchen. It's really just like covered in cookies. Well, there you go. That's children's entertainment.
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Raise the head. Yeah, I think I need to. You're looking pretty good. Just raw ball. A jib ball? Okay. A fly, yeah, fly. Crazy Rockman, what's up, dude? I did not mean to start that.
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Did you just say jib ball? I did, I'm sorry. Oh! I got a ball stuck underneath a troll. That's gonna break the game.
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You son of a bitch. You done, hombre? That was 12? I'm not a master of trolls? Oh, you fucking suck!
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Donate to kids. So do I keep shooting for gates or do you want to see some of the stuff? You're off the area, man. It might have been, but it's definitely co-op or something. That's it, boys. You said you were taking a courthouse ride last time. You have a picture of that? Oh, really? I wouldn't know. You wouldn't know? Oh, that, yeah. That was Sesame. Now, the, uh, because I didn't watch no fucking Schoolhouse Rocks when I was a kid. Absolutely not. No, no, I didn't watch that show. Like, yeah, no, that was, I didn't, I didn't see any episodes of that until I was in, like, high school, and, like, your teacher's going, you might not remember this, but here's how a law becomes a bill, or a bill becomes a law, or the fucking, who gives a shit? Um.
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No. I'm cheating, it's all cheating! Nope. Ghost Rider? Sorry buddy, he said shoot again, you're doing great. Thank you though. Murdering it with the super skill shot. Never would have hit that if it wasn't for Andy. candy. They took birdies! They had a bull. Alright. We want the cow. Here we go boys. Nailed it. Shit. Alright, we need that right ramp. Right there. That's it. Oh crap. It's hard to look right. Let's a-ba-ay-be. Oh, really? Uh, who was that? Carly Rae Jepsen. I'm doing nothing! Do I... what the actual fuck is happening with this game? Looks like a schoolhouse rock animation? Yes, but are you effing... Don't hate your them kids. Don't hate your kids, baby. What you got with them kids? What you know what you gotta do with them kids? Check it out, I'm holding up your money. I got them kids up early now. Is that a primus song? I don't know. Here it comes. Please check our credits. Everybody. Yeah, you know, then there's an extra ball. You gotta hit the castle after like a hurry up. Oh, sure. Ten of those is an extra ball. My man, with the shape. Turn, turn, turn! There you go. Alright boys, we're going to go for Royal Madness again.
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Royal Madness. See if we can get it. We've got to shoot the left ramp twice, the right ramp once. That'll help. Yeah, so, you know, seven or whatever, and then shoot that again, that's the ball. Wait, what'd you call me? Ramps, five times, and then up in the cat. Oh, the ramps become a... That's the ball. Okay. You hit that five, and then you hit the, like, where you ball lock. Yeah. And then that's the ball. Nice. Then any ramp after that, for like five more times... Is the middle or is it the ball? The middle. Oh, okay.
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Or like two minutes. like a double jack super jack Oh Rob Jesus Christ What the fuck happened? They didn't like me tapping and flapping I just don't understand how I got that tilt. Yeah, I just... Like that? Like I'm doing nothing!
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Oh, you tilted! You tilted! Give me a match. Give me a match, girl. Give me a match. Nothing? Yo, I'm going to pull one more. If you're going to pull one more, I've got a credit left in me. Unless you're trying to pull down.
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I don't have any quarters. Yeah, I got you. Alright, boys. Here we go. F this game. Yeah, Berryman, the tilt on this thing is mega sensitive. Yo, tilt ain't shit! You think you fucking know about your tilt ain't shit. I see you slapping at it around and you just roll quick.
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Catch it, pop it. I'm just going for things now. I actually had that far hand. How you doing so far, Internet? You doing okay?
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You having a good time so far? I hope so. So, there's not going to be a stream tomorrow. We're not done. I'm just waiting for Andy to come back. But Sunday, we're going to play something.
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Indiana 89-65. Mind if I call you Flip? I mean, I prefer Flip Nasty, but I'll take it. Yo, Wolf, what's going on, dude?
147:17
So, we're going to play a few more games, and then tomorrow we have off, but Sunday we're going to play games with subs. I don't know what game. We'll figure it out. Maybe Pinball Arcade. Maybe some Overwatch. Maybe some Jackbox. we might have to force our hand on who gets to play on Jackbox so we don't get in trouble because strangers like to come in and write really awful things on the internet. They get us in trouble, and that's all right, so we're not going to sweat it. Dude, I would love to play golf. Oh, shit, Skip Natty.
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We could easily stream outdoor sports. I would just need a way to keep charging the battery on my laptop. There's some holes in your cap, you can see them pouring them out. Oh, we'll be okay, Jaden. I played Ice Cold Beer without getting sick, so I think we're good.
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Did you do it on the screen, Ice Cold Beer? Yeah, we played Ice Cold Beer. How hard did you get? I couldn't get past full 15.
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But we had a ringer come in and get like 28 or something. I got like 9, and then I got like 140. and I was like, awesome. Wait, what do you mean 120? You got 10.
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It just gets faster and faster. Yeah. Because it starts messing with you. So I got to 10, and then I got to like 7 after that. And done. I got to 9.
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I'm confident I can do it. It's kind of the thing, like once you dial it in, it's like it's kind of simple. Yeah. All right, Jaden, have a good one, buddy. Love you, man. You don't stop.
149:30
Get up there, Ramp Player! Get up there, Ramp Player! Who the hell are you shooting at, you son of a bitch? Yo, this is the game. Indiana, you can't compare the scores from a physical machine to the Pimilar, kid. Yeah, no shit, but... It's almost... it's ins-pru-pulous. That's not the word. Also, I don't think ins-pru-pulous is the word. It's ins-send-ip-ulous. Send-ip-lu-ous. Ins-pru-pulous! It's a-movin' hot. I'm tearing up! We're having a pin fight behind me! Yeah, girl. I see you flippin', what you flippin' there, flipper? Is that your... Is that your son, that foot? Yeah, that's my son, Andy. Andy Danger. Yo, this thing, you look young as fuck.
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I see you flippin', what you flippin' there, flipper? There's Catapult. Give me that chicken. Is that your son, that foot? I don't know.
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Oh, I don't want to say it. You know you're old, you know I'm old. I know I'm old because people are like, you were so young. I'm like, thank you. Yeah, right. You got walking around, man. Yo, hey Millie, you got this.
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Make it from the Dumb Man Channel. No. No, no, no, no. Thank you. It's my boy and I love him. Can you describe the password please? Oh, ruin it. Come in. Yeah, don't forget you have to drive home. Thank you, Wolfland. Who's that? That's my wife. Yeah, I know. Always bringing in, this is a little bit of a surprise. Thank you. Wolfland. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. That was a little bit of a surprise. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, we'll be coming back soon. We'll be coming back soon, man. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Always when you need it.
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Okay. That'll do it, Bowman. Nah, I kinda know this. Yeah, easily. You can do it too though. I'm 100% happy now. Give me a match, give me a match, you freaking suck. My man. So, Internet, we're done.
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We're done. This is it. We are out of quarters. Fresh out of money. Have a wonderful weekend. I'll see you guys Sunday. We're going to stream from the studio for a bit. I got that fresh-ass green screen ready to go. I'm thinking we might play a little Overwatch. You know what I'm saying? Get up on that video game, Pip. How to tweet you more quarters. Yeah, tweet me some quarters, buddy. CKY, Wolf, Kip Natty, Trey Mundo, all of you. Thank you so much for coming. It's been a very hectic week.
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I love you so much. Remember, every Wednesday and Thursday, we're going to be on the homepage of Twitch for the next month and a half. So, Wednesdays and Thursdays are the days to come if you want to see me just lose my shit. I love you all. Well, thank you for spreading that. Thank you for all the donations, subscriptions, follows, just being here lurking. You're all incredible. Hit up that Patreon if you want to check some stuff out. If you like those buddy emotes, take a sub in. It's up to you. No pressure. Love you to death anyway. Uh, yeah, so I'll see you Sunday. Have a great night and, um, slip out. Love you guys. Yo, what I will do is this.
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Look how beautiful this place is. So there's pins down the row here. I love you guys have a wonderful night and see you Sunday flip out
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Thank you.