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Jurassic Park (Stern) Pro - Part 2

Don't Panic Flip·video·50m 47s·analyzed·Nov 15, 2019
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TL;DR

Don't Panic Flip streams Jurassic Park Pro with internet issues, multiball play, and viewer chat.

Summary

A Don't Panic Flip stream playing Jurassic Park (Stern) Pro, featuring extended gameplay with technical interruptions (internet connectivity issues), multi-ball modes, and casual banter with chat. The host navigates the T-Rex and Chaos modes while discussing game mechanics, difficulty, and tangential topics with viewers.

Key Claims

  • The King of the Island multiball was achieved for the first time during this stream

    high confidence · Host explicitly states 'We did just get The King of the Island multiball for the first time' and celebrates the achievement

  • Jurassic Park (Stern) Pro has a timer issue where T-Rex Hulk Rampage mode countdown doesn't tick down properly

    medium confidence · Host observes: 'The mode won't... It won't time out, unfortunately. Like, it stops the... You can see the countdown, and it's not counting down.'

  • The Premium Edition of Jurassic Park has a moving head feature

    high confidence · Host discusses Premium vs Pro: 'the head moving around is cool but I don't know that it's like $1800 cool'

  • Jurassic Park Pro has difficulty with certain shots, particularly the left ramp

    medium confidence · Host states: 'This has been the hardest shot for me all night' regarding the left ramp during multiball setup

  • Internet connectivity issues affected the stream during gameplay

    high confidence · Host references Comcast outage: 'No idea why we randomly dropped internet. That's super fun. Way to go, Comcast.'

Notable Quotes

  • “Your game looks like ice skating compared to the garbage I put up on Jurassic Park. Mine is more like an epileptic at a strobe-like convention.”

    Host (to another viewer's game)@ 15:15 — Self-deprecating commentary on the host's play quality vs. visual spectacle of Jurassic Park

  • “The mode won't... It won't time out, unfortunately. Like, it stops the... You can see the countdown, and it's not counting down.”

    Host@ 31:22 — Identifies potential game mechanic bug or timer issue during T-Rex Hulk Rampage mode

  • “That was the worst King of the Island anybody has ever seen. Oh, but we got there.”

    Host@ 34:13 — Celebrates achievement of King of the Island multiball despite poor execution

  • “I don't know man I don't know if the Premium Edition in there my opinion is worth it the head moving around is cool but I don't know that it's like $1800 cool”

    Host (responding to chat question about Premium vs Pro)@ 41:28 — Expresses skepticism about Premium Edition pricing value proposition relative to Pro model

  • “There's a particular spot that we'll get stuck.”

    Host@ 12:06 — References a known playfield position where balls consistently get stuck on Jurassic Park

Entities

Jurassic ParkgameDon't Panic FliporganizationStern PinballcompanyComcastcompanyGenghispersonGeorgepersonSari BaipersonJordan RpersonSerebiipersonDialed in (Collectors Edition)game

Signals

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Jurassic Park Pro has persistent difficulty with left ramp shot execution, described as 'the hardest shot for me all night' during critical multiball setup sequences

    medium · Host: 'This has been the hardest shot for me all night' when attempting left ramp during King of the Island multiball initialization

  • $

    market_signal: Host questions value proposition of Premium Edition ($1,800 upgrade over Pro) relative to feature additions (moving head)

    medium · Host states: 'I don't know that it's like $1800 cool' regarding Premium features vs. Pro model

  • ?

    product_concern: Jurassic Park Pro exhibits timer/countdown malfunction where T-Rex Hulk Rampage mode countdown becomes stuck and doesn't tick down during gameplay

    medium · Host observations: 'The mode won't... It won't time out, unfortunately. Like, it stops the... You can see the countdown, and it's not counting down.'

Transcript

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0:00
Disconnect and reconnect, what's going on? We're good? Yeah, internet died for a second? Are we back? Are we good?
0:13
I'm gonna refresh. Yeah, Illidium, thank- welcome to the street. Yeah, Illidium, right, I said that right, back up. Okay, yeah, that's- that's my- Internet's bad? I didn't touch the cable? There was nothing there.
0:30
This is... You know what? If there was a moment to lose internet and come back, so you fix getting better while you play by just shutting down the stream for a second? Nice, right? Well, apparently I did not... I did not disconnect the Tilt Bob, as we just saw.
1:00
Game? I take care of you. Why are you being mean to me right now? Let's hit a set trap. And Jenga. And Dberry4000, welcome to the stream. We got it Now as soon as we get out of this We're ready to go into chaos Thank god this is happening on ball three It would be such a pity if this were to happen on ball one and I would be forced to, you know, to be given an opportunity to play well more than once.
2:32
All right, let's see if we can stage this. The O is the last one. This is the nemesis. Somebody did something. Siri!
2:46
That is... You found those bits. That's awesome. That's a hats off. The weird light transition and everything. That was all for you.
2:57
You can collect extra balls, you know. I don't know how to collect an extra ball right now. Maybe it's the last rescue?
3:07
It always just happens accidentally. uh are we allowed to deep berry 4000 absolutely please drink a beer what time is it 11 50
3:40
Here we go. I like this song. Obviously did that one on purpose. Cool. There we go. Here we go, we got an add-a-ball. All right, this is fine. We're all good here. We're fine here. how are you oh got it whoo george is go for it as am i yes yes we are all drinking east coast time my job put me on a plane to your time zone and you guys don't wake up just jet lag party zone okay i'm just having fun. I'll take my... There's no ban.
6:45
That obviously worked out really well. Thank god we maintain progress on Chaos. And that was our Ridiculous Balls 1 and 2.
7:32
Made an okay attempt at the very end there. No idea why we randomly dropped internet. That's super fun.
7:44
Way to go, Comcast. There we go We got our mode going Oh my god What just happened? What did it do?
8:15
All right. Is this... Game, what are we doing? Why are you... Okay, it is a smart missile. Wow, I'll take it.
9:02
Now we're in T-Rex. We got a street... What just happened? I wish I was home. I couldn't hear her cry. She filled her tank with lies until she saw the floor. I wish I was home. I couldn't hear her cry. She was smoking cigarettes until she saw the floor. All right, let's hit that A. Got it.
10:02
Place to go. And, oh crap, we need the O. Wow. Wow. Loving. Whew. This is a tough game tonight. I'm from the Midwest. I'm the sweet spot between both of your zones. Central time. Gotta love it. It's very central.
10:32
As far as I got with St. Louis and tucked my tail and ran back east. Aw, thanks, man. Wait, what? I'm from the Midwest thanks man I'd say we are we're pretty heavy drinkers and every piece of food is a choleric nightmare so yeah I'd say we're jolly people eat drink and be merry for tomorrow your heart will either pop or you'll freeze to death it's still early in California cheers it is it's only 10 50 it's not even 11
11:09
All right, game. Thank you. Now we're zigzagging again. Darn it. All right, O, you and me. Let's do this again. Oh.
11:55
Alright, I think that's the right ramp. I got the... Oh, yeah! Oh, no. We're stuck up at the top. There's a... There's a particular spot that we'll get stuck. Upgrade!
12:12
Upgrade! Upgrade! D19er. Upgrade D19er. Upgrade D19er? There we go. Got it. Oh my god! Just calm down game Calm down No reason to get upset
12:54
It is... let's see here. Hey-o! Good enough, I guess. See? Almost 1 AM here. When I leave West Virginia and the hills and I go Midwest, I can't get to where the weed is in California. I run out of bullets. Okay?
13:12
You'll soon be able to go to Michigan and Illinois, though. I've been playing Far Cry 5. No worries. And Dice, thank you.
13:23
I assume you're talking about my game right now, which is not great. and not that Far Cry 5 is also a good game.
13:36
All right, now we're in chaos. Get in there. Yeah, hit it, hit it, hit it. Perfect. That's obviously what I wanted.
14:14
We got an edible. Oh! This is gonna hurt! Alright, alright, we're cool. We're cool, game! We're cool! We can do this! We can juggle!
14:51
Get up there! No! All right. Um. Woo! Your game looks like ice skating compared to the garbage I put up on JP. Mine is more like an epileptic at a strobe-like convention. juggle if you google a pin finder it should show places near you and what games they have
15:48
so really game Here we go. Can we hit Chaos? We got it! Give me net a ball! Let's keep it going, let's keep it going, let's see if we can spell chaos!
16:49
That sucks! Alright, we got three letters. I'm fine with three letters. Let's see. I'm not out to invade homeowners. I'd like to take a shot at the game. Ferry and Square. All right, we are headed left.
17:32
Which is the way we want to go. There we go. All right, so now we're in a T-Rex event. This is number two.
17:43
Oh my gosh! Thank you. ...to make a basketball team, but they could only be X-Men. Who makes the cut?
24:06
That is an excellent question right there. Who makes the cut? is it standard basketball? Like, if we're playing with a metal basketball, obviously I would want Magneto. Okay, so Professor Xavier.
24:25
Colossus, maybe, as a guard. Somebody who could fly for center. So let's go with Archangel. I think Mystique should be everywhere because her power is amazing. So we'll go with Mystique. I mean do they have to be good guys I mean do they have to be can they have been X-Men at some point uh and who else um I mean Deadshot was in X-Men trying to think of who else who's your never misses a shot I mean, that's what Xavier would do.
25:14
Oh, and then Cable, because he could just go back in time whenever you lose and keep fixing things so that way you always win There you go Standard rules but the other teams are mutants too So there you go I good with that Xavier, Mystique, Cable.
25:32
Actually, I'd go Juggernaut over Colossus. And, oh, and Archangel. All right. All right, game. Starting to irritate me here. Helipad.
26:05
Right ramp. Yes! All right, now we need to get pointed to the right, and we're ready to get into Spinosaurus to try and get our multiball.
26:36
Uh, Kick-Ass was the best movie back in the day. I laugh because Kick-Ass wasn't back in the day. Ugh, I feel old. I'd buy tickets to that if the stadium wouldn't blow up.
27:15
Alright, rescue up the middle. Here we go. Rescue here. Gotta hit it right. Oh, we missed it. Crap. It's still moving! It can't move while I'm choosing stuff. That's mean, game.
28:10
In front of me, the world is mine And I'm fucking sad I get snakes inside my place I don't wanna live like this But I don't wanna die Access secured
28:40
I live like this and I don't want to die All right, now we need to open this up. Here we go. Hit this last set trap. We got it.
29:30
Got it. Now we need to hit the helipad. What just happened? Did we do it? Oh, no. We started T-Rex Rampage. If we can hit the right ramp, I think... That's it!
29:54
Alright, how do we initiate the multiball? Do I have to wait for this to time out? So we're ready, we've got it, the award should be King of the Island Multiball. How do I initiate? Alright, I need to go make some chowder And call it a night But I'm going to hold out A dinosaur just isn't going to stop Because you're choosing stuff It's the left ramp Okay This has been the hardest shot for me all night Be it What's going on?
30:38
I don't know why it stopped us and now I think we have to time this out. That sucks. The mode won't... It won't time out, unfortunately. Like, it stops the... You can see the countdown, and it's not counting down.
31:35
Uh, yeah, T-Rex 14. It's just sitting there. Oh my god, this is so irritating! I mean, there's a part of me that's loving all the points on this.
31:51
6, 5, 4, 3, 3. That should time it out. 1, 0. Alright, left ramp, it's all colors Yes King of the island multi-ball, take that No tilting I'm on double I've never seen this And I walk on by Girls be looking like damn be fly Thank you. All right, what have we got? 2x playfield scoring going on.
33:31
Oh, security just can't fight them off. Trying to tear my cheeks. What? There's no shooting. Yeah! We're just going to take a second.
33:48
I don't want to tilt, but I'm already at... I got two dangers right now, so I have to not nudge. Look at that body. Girl, look at that body. A workout.
34:01
Yeah. Well, that was fun. King of the Island total. That was the worst King of the Island anybody has ever seen. Oh, but we got there. Whatever, man. Achievement unlocked, and now we're in chaos.
35:18
All right. We need to hit the set trap targets. There we go. And we relit chaos. We need two more letters. There it is.
36:13
Alright, we need one more letter and we will complete chaos! Here we go. Really? Look, it did it twice! That's great!
36:38
No! And I tilt it. All right, last person to do something was Sari Bai. Sari, what are your initials if you're still on?
36:59
Is it B? Thank you. And still running this multiball at 10 a.m. Don't you have to go back to work today? Nope.
37:15
Well done, George. Now it's time to make some chowder. Dice, thank you for hanging, man. I'm going S-B-I for Serebii. I'm listening to old school Snoop Dogg. Sorry. Sorry, not sorry. I get that.
37:32
And what time is it? It is 1220. Do we have enough time for one more? I think we need one more. We've got one more game in us. We did just get to King of the Island multiball for the first time. Maybe this time we'll try and complete all three of the control rooms.
37:51
We do. We do And come back Oh, that's right, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we are really far left. But we are realigned.
38:36
Was that one danger or two? I think that was just one. Wow, I hit that O-Shot, obviously on purpose.
38:54
Never when I want to hit that O-Shot. Wow. That went right down there. Wee! Wee too. Who's this wee?
39:19
And... Color green. That's a very dark green. I know we're strong. And to understand that I'm caught up in a dream.
40:01
Well, I will pass me by if I don't open up my eyes. And that's why I buy me. So wake me up when he's on the move. When I'm by the river, I'm on the move. All this time I've been by myself. All right, we got our first control room.
40:40
Let's see if we can hit this. Really? let's try that again third time's a charm come on there we go wow minnesota pinball must order jord jord jordan r Jordanner or Jordan R welcome to the stream and uh I don't know man I don't know if the premium in my opinion is worth it the head moving around is cool but I don't know that it's like $1800 cool then again I mean if I had the funds there's no question I would just do the premium All right, got to hit one of those shots.
41:56
And then hit that shot. Obviously, what I was... Thank you.