No mention of Friday. Yeah guys, you keep your Friday stories to yourself, dammit. Except for, feel free to share your Friday stories. I'm sure they're freaking hilarious. It was a leap week. There was no Friday. There is no Friday, only Zool. Gearson joins the league My man Jaden, thanks for the host Love you Today is Canada Day Oh Canada Our home and native land True patriot something and other stuff It's Canada. Right, is that the Canada song? Oh Canada, let's do some Canada stuff. Canada. I don't know the Canada song. the Canadian National Anthem. Is that what it's called? Close? All right, thanks, man. I tried. We have a guest. Game of Tron? Indeed. Folks, I figured we would let Vigo stay for another day. Might as well. I still haven't adjusted the pitch of the game. So we're going to leave it super, super hectic. Sure, volume's up. Are you guys ready? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead to the Pinball. Today is day three on Tron. Right? This game came out by Stern, 2011, super fun game. We have it set up extra freaking hard. Get ready to blow it up. Pinball with, good to see you, buddy. let's just skip the BS and get right into playing pinball do you have anything to add Vigo? no? I think Vigo's tired of sitting in the bathroom watching everyone poop I would be too honestly Team Rio hello, welcome do we have all the lights on? I think we're good hey guys glory hole, my man again, portal is the goal but to play a portal that doesn't suck. You know what I mean. JD has got a painting of his father behind him. Don't piss off my dad. Wait, Pinball Wiz, you won the tournament? That's awesome, dude. Congratulations. Can Can you guys hear the game okay? I just turned the volume back up. Oh, this is... I can already tell... I'm gonna be very upset... at this machine. Oh man, he's showing me things! He killed my keyboard! No, Gearson! You murderer! Whoa, that was from a cradle horror shop. That was my fault. Remember that. We can't hear nothing of the game. Get out of here, Gearson. You can hear the game. Can you not hear the game? How's that sound? Sounds loud to me. Hopefully. The portal gun is on its way to my place? Dude, hell yeah How does that sound? It's like super loud 37 flits It's like mega loud for me Oh my gosh Yeah, but then can you hear me okay? I mean, I want you to hear me. What up, anonymous? My man. It was impressive. It was. It was a bunch of shit and garbage. Yo, ZZ Top, what's up? That freaking Pigo. This guy? Houston, I hear you loud and clear, and I love you. Here's what I'm going to do. This. So I can yell more into the microphone. Red Wine and Brew, what's up? Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming to the stream. I hope you're following me, because I'm following you home tonight. Not really, I'm sorry. Mackie. Mackie Pease. What's up, Mackie Pease? You hear me clear? Fine. I'm fixing the damn mic. Stan and Stafford, or should I say Suicide Sterling, Demented, good to see you buddy. Alright, now that we've felt it out... My crappy score was only... Oh, Lord, sweet. God, maybe I want to fix the pitch of the game because it's really, really hard to soft-plunge this thing. Oh, yep. That's what I wanted. Yep. Ooh, and again. Again. That was almost a huge freaking mistake. Get up there. Guys, how the hell is everyone doing? It's freaking hump day. I hope everyone's humping, being productive. Ah, ZZ Top, it depends on, so because of the pitch of the game, letting the ball dead flip out of the scoop, it bounces a few too many times, but I'll try it for you so you can see. Watch this. Watch this. See, it doesn't want to properly settle down. So we're going to try to light a Cora while we're doing this. Or just drain it off. How many more shots of Cora do I need? Throwing knuckleballs. There you pinball. Oh, that was trash, that was trash. That was trash on my part. What? Terribine! Thanks for the follow, buddy. Are the front page days over? El Anonymous, they're never over, man. I am the front page master. And then I drained, and then I drained. How quickly the balls go, screw you, I'm out of here. I needed two shots. All right, cool. Ladies and gentlemen, I will let you know, fellow pinhead, or if you were just watching because you're curious or want to see Vigo potentially move in the background, we are 29 subscribers away from our next two emoticons left. Just saying. Just saying. Um, just saying. Alright, we're on our way. We just need discs for sea assimilation. Agro-crag? I remember the frickin' agro-crag. What show was that? Chessier Guts or something? Oh, it was called Guts, I think. Is that Diet Coke? Guys, there's no Diet Coke. Wait. Oh yeah, I'm drinking coffee. Oh, I screwed that up. I wasn't paying attention. That's okay. Yeah, you have one diet coke and then you're freaking hooked for life. Hooked for life. Uh, we're not going to play with sunglasses on because that sucks. Ladies and gentlemen, this is coffee addicted gaming. the UK. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to give you a happy shout out to all you Canadians out there. Happy Canada Day. May all your wildest maple dreams come true. Oh, I do watch him. I don't really, I'm more of a lurker in his dream than anything else when I'm watching and the track. The follow hype. Guys, if you haven't already, please click follow, or I'll find you, and I will grab your hand and force a follow from you. Happy Canada Day straight from Canada. Yo, can I get a, can I get a, what, Mackie P, thanks for the follow, man. How many Canadians we have in the stream here today, folks? Type a one in the chat if you're Canadian. I'd like to know. Uh, that was bad. Bad, bad. This is still really loud. Okay, We're going to move. Mackie P. from Canada, my man. That was my fault. Tom.com. May the Canadas be with you. Old school new. One, eh? No. I lived in Canada for about three and a half years when I was younger. I was born here in Chicago, but I moved to Newfoundland, Canada, and lived on the island just off the mainland for a handful of years. It was interesting. At least one sub today trying for five, but one will be fine. You've got to give me that back. We're starting this over. I'm not dealing with that crap. Vigo, it's vegetarian. Yeah, this is Veg-O. Yuzigo, the Carpathian. If you're not familiar. And if you are familiar, then cool. Yuzigo, the Carpathian. Okay, I'm getting actually really fed up with what's happening here. Happy Canada Day to the country that has the best chip flavor around. Edlund 2400, you are absolutely correct. Ketchup flavored potato chips. Number one in my book. Ketchup freaking flavored potato chips. Get the hell out of here. It's so good. And you get to day, Jack. Pearson, you're my guest. Where the hell are you? You're supposed to be here by now. Pearson. Where are you, Pearson? So here's the lineup for the usuals that are sometimes here. Yeah, Viggo's missing, if I didn't. AgroCragg just subscribed. AgroCragg, welcome to the League, man! You're amazing! Folks, can I get some flippers up for AgroCragg, please? Holy crap. Why? Did it show up here, folks? Did his name show up here? Aggro? I love you, man. Aggro Craig, the mountain that all ladies want to climb. The angriest rock around. Aggro Craig. With the volume up this high in the game, I can't hear when notifications go off. Amazing! The mountain from Nickelodeon Guts, exactly. And when you won, you walked home with a chunk of that damn mountain. The aggro crag. Aggro cragarino. Welcome to the coolest stream on the internet. Uh, thanks, Gerson. That's very kind of you. It was impressive. It was impressive. He goes, oh. All right, man, I'll see you in a bit. What? Agro crack. Thanks for the sub, guy. Appreciate it. You're super cool. For everybody. Poop. Got you, poop. Oh baby, this is working. Oh hi Batman. I mean, oh hey. I'm Ball Man. I'm Pinball Man. Oh crap. Oh crap, come on dude. What do your knuckles say? My knuckles say, let's read and then they say heck yeah. Um, he actually, oh my. It's me guys, it was me Um, he actually... Oh, my... Oof! It's me, guys! It was me all along! I'm pin... Pinballman. Dead flip for president, man. Let me tell you something. I will battle Barack Obama right now in a game of pinball for the presidency. Do you accept, Barack Obama? One dollar from Gerson says, you're so handsome, let's kiss. Wait, what? Gerson, that's very kind of you, buddy. Gerson, thanks, dude. Thank you for your dollar. And I guess we can kiss. That's fine. I've made out for less money. No donation. It said Gerson, my friend. Where's Nick, Brad, Fitz, and Laura? Someone owns you. Yeah. Everyone is doing something today. There was a follow-up as well. No kisses. Yep, sorry, guys. Now that Gerson has the top donation for kisses, If you guys want the kiss at the end of the stream, you're gonna have to pony up. Mel Choir. It's a choir of Mel's who are all 37. Melchior, I'm guessing is what it really is. Um, hello, Melchior. Genji-ji. That's a lot of jiji's. That's a lot of jiji's up in your name. Jus-jus-fell. Whoa, slow? Why are you so slow, bro? What took you so long? Welcome. Okay, we are in jail. We're in jail, we're in jail, we're in jail. We got this, we got this. I got 30 kids is for sixty dollars. Man, you can't afford these kids, is it, folks? The follow train is real, kids. Hiya, I wish I had more actual pinball machines around me. I don't know, ladies. I drank looking at the computer. I always had fun with them. This is awesome. It brings me back for sure. Melchior, go find pinball, man. There's a lot of places to open up, where do you live, brother? Where are these people coming from? So did JD ever find this little red riding hoodie? That was me, man. You're mine. Mega car. Welcome to the stream. Thanks for the follow. I'll follow you home and creep you out as you're walking the streets at night. Hi, my name's Jeff. That's Nye. I guess it's Nye. Or K'nay. I guess it's Nye. Everyone's superman is far can't get out of here. I don't believe that. E.T. or E.Train. What's up, buddy? The electronic trains you ride when you're 18 years old. Just get it twisted. But honestly, I wanted to follow because I haven't seen a pinball machine in like years. Oh, well, welcome then. We have a huge collection of them. We stream pinball Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central, on a different machine every single week. Sometimes there's people here to battle me, sometimes I'm here just making fun of people. Or myself. Or I'm wearing a Batman mask. Or I have Batman hands. Swear to me. Two dollars from no viewer. Says, couldn't let the top two of them reach me before I kissed. Fair enough. Thank you, brother. Thank you for your very generous donation. And one up in Gearson, who apparently doesn't want to admit that he wanted to kiss me. If you don't want me to read your thing, uh, Gerson, just tell me, man. If you just wanted to kiss me, you'd kiss me. Have you ever seen the Charm movie? I've seen both of them, Tina Soi. I would love to see a pinball battle. I gotta get someone in here to dress up like Joker, and then I'll have Laura come in here and dress like Joker, and we'll battle. How does that sound? We'll do it on Dark Knight. No, E-Train, thank you for coming. And your kind words. And your ball stay. This is because of you, and thank you very much. And that is because of the next person that's going to follow. Nope, nothing. We'll just blame the next person that follows on why I just drained. How much does second base cost? Man, you can't afford second base. I mean, get a Robin also. Guys, it's really hard to laugh in this. That's why Batman's so pissy all the time. I'll beat you easily. Aw, B-Burry. 69. I don't doubt that. Digging the Lord Beagle. He is Beagle. Whoa. The Nail Gorilla. The gorilla born from your nail. Prenatal? Does that mean like the born gorilla? Thanks for the follow, buddy. A kiss isn't first base? Really? Where the hell are you getting this information? A kiss for me is like third base, man. Wait, what? Oh, yep. Oh, baby, come on. All of them. All of them. Nope. Stop it. Thank you. Vanilla Gorilla. Toxic Redman. What's up, buddy? Oh, that is the most painful shot to make. Just threw the, uh, pop-up in there. The kids we're interested in has a tongue. There you go. Very French. Uh, a makeup. Okay, fair enough. Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl. I don't know what you try... Okay, sorry you can't post links, man, but I will say I love your name. Because that's also my nickname. Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl. Juju Jean. One-handed? You got it, buddy. One-handed ain't nothing. I practice one-handed. You need to play one-handed in order to get better at drop catches and bounce passes. Or, not drop catches, but just bounce passes. Do that. I think Mr. Skeelio Grills came here to see my girls. Oh, the spin on that, though. Yeah, playing one-handed isn't impossible. I actually tell people to play one-handed to get better at bounce passes. Okay. Mr. Steal Your Grill. Everyone's grills. Mr. Steal Your Hot Grill. I need a Mr. Clean Your Grill. I need a Mr. Cuneo grill. Like, my literal grill, not like an actual grill. All right, we're juggling here, folks. We're juggling. Whew! Hopefully next time I go to a bar cave, they will have pinball. Hopefully, Genji. Hopefully, man. Gotta have that pinball. Here's logical crime, stealing your thunder. That's crazy. Well, that multiball's over. Ding dong. Of course, of course. Thanks for nothing. Vigo's hooked a pinball this way. You know what? He's not very good at pinball. Man, who is blowing me up right now? Guys, it's Laura. Laura. Gattaca. Gattaca. A word from a movie that I can't remember. Gattaca. Um, guess who's on her way? Laura. So it's going to be me, Laura, and Vigo hanging and banging. Well, the first two. Wait. I only said two things. So yeah, the first two. Dang it. Oh, your mama. The follow hype. Guys, I've got to turn the volume down on this just to go so I can actually hear the things being called out. North Haverbrook. How many machines are produced in a modern day run? Any idea? I wonder. I know Stern puts out three or four different pinball machines a year, and they make a couple thousand of each machine. What, you guys can't have fun with just me? Nerds? Guys, by the way, hello. Make sure to click follow, folks. We are also 20, now 28 subscribers away from our next two emote accounts. And if you haven't hit follow, please do so, because I would love you to death. Or love you to life, or whatever doesn't scare you. Or if you're into being scared, I'll punch you. Who cares? Whatever. Yeah, Twitch did break yesterday, man. Uncle Carmy Twitch was, like, just losing it yesterday. I need to drop this just a few more. Perfect. Perfect. We used to have an Iron Man machine here, unfortunately. Well, good and bad. Nick, the guy who owned it, sold it for a World Cup soccer, some repairs, and like a thousand bucks. But the World Cup soccer we have is the cleanest, most beautiful World Cup soccer you'll ever see in your life. Alright, when Laura gets here, we'll play some pinball. Take it home! Yo, that was crap. Get up there. Everybody. Oh god, what's happening? Oh, yes! Fuck yeah, man. Get Rex. Get Rex, little... Oh, crap, please. It says you, that should be Rex. They peed on my grid, man. It really brought the grid together. You son of a... You son of a... You son of a... Another customer, let's go. You're selling your taxi? Why? You have a Maryland taxi, don't you? Guys, we're making we're making them money right now. Lay money. Oh, you cringe. Why aren't you doing a Batman voice? Oh, my modulator's broken. Okay. Egonomics. You have to know what kind of machines are going to be at the tournament. So if it's going to be like, because there's different ways of playing games from the 80s up till now versus the games that you'll play from like the 80s and earlier. Because EM flipper skills are far different than, well, they're not terribly different. There's just different things you do versus playing on newer games like this. My Banzai Run's finally done from a shop job? Hell yeah, tradition. Good luck, man. Banzai Run is a tech's worst nightmare. A pinball tech. Just because there's so much crap going on in that game, and it's hard to get to a lot of it, so I'm sure getting that thing fixed wasn't cheap. I'm Batman. Guys, first off, I'm Batman, but that mask is sweaty. Aw, don't be sad. I'll put it back on. I'm just waiting for the Joker to get here. The creepiest painting, this is Vigo. The Carpathian. Google Vigo the Carpathian. He's, uh, it's my dad. I'm Jack the Carpathian. Um, just hanging out. Holy shit! But not spelled S-H-I-T, so I can say that. I don't have to say donate to kids. Why? That was my fault. Your dad's a movie star? No, my dad's actually Vigo the Cartesian. Little herbageur. Thanks for coming, buddy. Where's the Keymaster and the Gatekeeper? Well, okay, here's the deal. I am the Keymaster, and the Gatekeeper will be here in a few minutes. How does that sound? There is no Jack, only Zool. Yeah, it's Ghostbusters jokes, right? Can you not... I can't hit that freaking shot. I'm the gatekeeper. Yo, whimsical panda. What a happy thought that is. That was impressive. Lil Herbie. Herbie Jr. Lil Herbie. Lil Herbie Jr. Thanks for the follow, man. Yo, CC drums. Thanks for the followers, TC. My man. My ma'am. My whatever you am. Thanks for coming with you. Okay. Everybody calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Okay. Yeah. Also, this thing's song list. We only listen to the death punk that's playing on the pinball machine. Are we front page again? I don't know. anymore. I really don't know anymore. There's a big Vainglory thing going on right now, so if we are front page, I don't know that we're going to get a lot of people. Oh, baby. The double multiball. Ya mama. Ya mama. Oh, yeah. Suck it. Everybody out. Come on. Arun Sanya, hello. Good to see you again. For the first time? Second time. Forever? I love you. Call your mom. Let's have a sleepover. I got this awesome new sleeping bag. Masters of the Universe. Got it from the flea market. I'm ready to use it. Gotta use it. Okay, let's wrap up here, kids. This isn't going anywhere. Come on, so cool! Oh, you found me on the homepage? Suck what my dick. Alright, Gattaca. Hello. That's interesting. And you said that? You freakin' ding dong. She's a nice dog. She's a nice dog. You freaking ding-dong. She's an ISO. She's an ISO. Follow Jen. Here we go. Swip. Oh, baby. Come on. What do you got? What do you got? Swip. No. We need disc. We got to get disc rolling. And we missed it. And drop catch. And get it up there. And get it up there. In here for some money. There we go. Oh, only 8.5. There. 850. All right. Stop. I love you. Stop. Great job. Hope everyone's having a wonderful Wednesday. I'm having an okay Wednesday. I could have a better Wednesday. I need you folks to help me have a better Wednesday. How can we, together, have a better Wednesday? If you're having a great Wednesday, please share it with me. I need something. Do you know Mark? Yes, I do. Why does that name sound familiar? Why does that dream look familiar? Eat it. Eat it. Okay, live. Trap up, dummy, trap up. Yo, Eric, what's up, buddy? Thank you for coming. Go rack up those points. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. We showcase a new machine every week for a week. If you're new to the stream, please click follow. I'll whisper your name into my pillow at night, and I'll probably scream it out when you follow right now. Thank you. Jetlift! Buttswap! Alright, I got confused as to what I was shooting for there after I just talked romantically into the microphone. Uh, Sin, sorry buddy. Wait, there was a second sub? I didn't miss a sub. What? Aaron Samia, welcome to the league, you're amazing! How did I miss that folks? Can you please get some flippers up? Is the sub alert working? Um, can someone verify that they saw the name on the screen? Gracias. Eric Blabberg. Also, can I get some flippers up? Aaron Samia, I How do I say your name properly? Can you type it out phonetically? Because I need to know how to sing it to the stars when I'm playing pinball. Sub just to do this. The Jack Danger face. Thank you. Eric Blattford, my man. Only the follow thing's working? Crap. All right. Let me get the sub thing working. Creeping death. What's up, creeping death? I'll fix the stub alert here in a second, so Jarek, what's up, buddy? Aaron Sania Aaron Sania Aaron Sania Aaron Sania Aaron Sania Como es este blonde I don't know Spanish. I'm just going to spell it out. Yes, the pop-on window was not there, but it counted. Okay. I'll definitely fix that, guys. I need to make sure you guys are getting the full shout-outs you deserve. What am I shooting for here? Clue? All right. Stonic. Hello. Seaman. 444. I love you. Enjoy the pinball. All right, buddy, I will. Thanks for coming. Sharks. How's Chicago? Whimsical Panda Chicago is always amazing, even when it's terrible. If that makes sense. Chicago is the business at all times. Oh god, that was close. No, you sharks! Dang, guys! Alright, so why didn't this subcraft work? Because I'm here. Yo, Luprecon! Sub goal, sub counter, sub alert. Let's see what's going on here guys. Yo, Nintentade! Brody, we on that front page, huh? What's up? Thanks for coming everybody. I'm trying to get my sub-sub things to work, and it doesn't want to. So, how do you do? Hey! Okay, hopefully that works. Hopefully that works. The soundtrack on this table is incredible, guys. It's all dash punk. It's all dash punk. And it's amazing. Legal weed in Oregon today. Hell yeah, I'm just trying to... You... Donate to new mustache or superhero chat. Guys, listen. I lost my mustache while fighting the Joker. Alright, Gattaca, thanks for coming, buddy. Come back again soon. But you need to stop Snapchatting me, dude. Those VPs are not my favorite thing to look at. Representing from Oregon, Corvallis. Hell yeah. Good to see you, buddy. We got a few Oregoners here. Like if you cry every time. What? Guys, every time you listen to Daft Punk, every time you smoke marijuana, So, folks, what's your favorite machine to play? Really any machine. I really like ACDC. Stargazer, a Stern game that came out in 81 is one of my favorites for sure. When you folks were in school, or if you're still in school and you have a magic, wow, I really said magic. When you have a music class, when I was younger and I had a music class, my music teacher pulled out a record of Queen and he put Queen on the record player and played Another One Bites the Dust for us. And we're like, okay, this is cool. This is Queen. Pretty rad. And he goes, now let me show you something awesome. And he plays the record in reverse and you folks may or may not know this, but go check it out. But Clear as Freaking Day Right? Are you ready? You just hear Freddie Mercury saying, It's fun to smoke marijuana. Another one bites the dust. It's fun to smoke marijuana. Another one bites the dust. It's fun to smoke marijuana. Another one bites the dust. It was insane. Antonio, yeah, it might be that. I thought it was, it's fun to smoke marijuana, but I like to smoke marijuana might be it also. It was insane. It blew my mind. It just, I couldn't believe that someone put that much thought into making something like that happen. You think Nirvana deserves a pinball machine? Oh, God. Who's here? Guys, follow for hot grills. What's up, buddy? He goes in here now? Uh, I figured I'd let him hang out. I'm tired of hanging out in the bathroom all day. Oh, the Lazarus. My man. Um, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I am good. How are you, Internet? Dear Internet, this is Laura. She likes butt. I am Skippy. We got Lord Squeak. We got everybody. Uncle Carnival. A grill? Yeah, guys, listen. Sometimes they get grills. I will let you know, though, that there are plenty of... Hey, it's Amish Laura. She's not Amish today. She's like a... She's like mild hipster business Laura. Oh, of course. Sonic, this is Laura. Um, Laura also likes pinball. Laura likes cats. Laura likes food. Um. I like gardening. Gardening. What else does she like? Did I say cats? Because cats needs to be said twice. Say it again, one more time. Cats. Cats. I love red cats. Yep. She loves really stupid red hats. Laura with lashes is just going to get schooled. Well, good thing Jack isn't here. Good thing Jack isn't here. I'm Bartman. I'm Batman. And she puts up with you. No one puts up with me. Oh, yeah, she puts up with me. Oh, God. Oh, God. What have I done? So, Super Jackpot. I don't think I'm Tron. Tron? Yeah, buddy. What about video games? Sonic. Laura plays Hearthstone, and we've been trying to set her up with a stream, but we haven't successfully made it happen yet. I'd like to play the PS3. No one's going to want to watch PS3, so you've got to play a PS1. Unless we can put Batman Arkham Knight on the Apple computer, because we have a copy of that now. Laura wants your Battletag, exactly. Come on. Uh, what's Battletag? Oh, don't worry about it. It's from Battletag. You have one. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to tell you yet. No, don't tell anyone what your battle tag is. In a galaxy far, far away, Jack Danger plays as Batman. Guys, the galaxy is here. The galaxy is now. The Batman is here. I am the Batman. What table will you play next week? I leave that up to a vote, typically. So next week could be anything. We have 12 machines here. I'm trying to get the kiss machine from Stern, but I haven't heard back on that yet. I should holler at them today, actually. Because I'd like to get my hands on some kissy-kiss. Alright, stop doing all that you're doing. Okay. Sonic! Yeah. You mean, you were in chat this long and you're just now following, dude? I love you. We're happy to have you. We're happy to have you. I can't remember what I'm going to do on this. Is there a skill trap? I will definitely tell you, but we have the game set up really steep, so everything you remember probably isn't going to work. Okay. Should I just rule it out? Yes. I will remind you of the shots, though. I love you, Dead Flick. Oh, no, UGR Gaming, I love you. Laura, if you'll remember, UGR Gaming there is the gentleman that put on the event. Pikachu Backpack. Yeah, Pikachu Backpack. That is your new name. You are now Pikachu Backpack. Hola. Me nombre es Pikachu Backpack. Oh, dude, it was an amazing event. It was fantastic to meet everybody. I won a game set, which was pretty cool. You won that thing from Jackbox on Steam. Alright, speed simulation. This is the mini wizard mode. Oh, this is sweaty. Okay, so I need to hit Jimshot once. That's a super tight shot right there that curves around really quick. Typically only hit from this top flipper here, but sometimes you can bounce it off. Not like that, though. Nope, nope, nope, nope. All of this is not working. Okay, let's try this again. Hold on. We've got to do it a little later. We can put Viggo wherever you want, girl. I'm going to go on the other side. So that I can get a little bit of everybody. Hey, whimsical panda. What's a good score on this? Um, that's an okay score. Oh, you see how sweaty I am? It's like dripping sweat, guys. It's glistening. It's what? Oh. You want to put it on? No, I don't want to. No, you do not. You do not want that on. Holy crap. Oh. Hey, Laura. Hey, egg-rother. Egg-rother. Egg-rother? Um, folks. I mean, I'm not, um. Yo, Nintencade, what's up? You know, I ain't trying to be like that, but if someone would subscribe so I can check to see if it's still working, that'd be great too. I'm just saying. Love you. Oh. So, Gearson donated a dollar. He said he wanted to kiss Jerzor. Love you. Lick on it. No. And then someone else donated so that the top donation wasn't actually for a kiss. What is it for then? Yeah, you know what? Milk your, what is that $2 for? Is it for a hug For anti You anti Is it a mouth hug Do I need a better prescription Hey Dead Slip what up oh my god Alright, so Laura and I are going to battle. Uh, you don't, I don't want, I don't want money, I want, I want kisses. Um, yeah, awesome Carl Weathers would be great. It was like 15 degrees this morning. Oh, super Sam. I believe Zach will be streaming no matter what, even if it's beautiful out. Guys, I stream and strum always. Although, I will be... He's saying it, he's super. I'm trying my best to convince him not to on Friday. 10 P-flugs. Oh my God, thanks for the follow-ups. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay, there you go. $2 for what? Melchior, $2 for Flora. I'm going to empty this one. There you go. Got it. Melchior, you're a freaking mentalist, man. We need wine donations. You knew... No more wine. Never again. Did you bring beer? I didn't. I thought about getting beer, but then I didn't. Because I think I'm ready to drink again on stream. Just not to the degree that I had. Oh, that was too much for us. Is there a beer store? No streaming on national holidays. Make me. You want to tell us about Friday? I went out with friends. my chicken she knows nothing of what I did it was delicious I made a bean salad with red onions and cilantro which I ate for lunch today too that's what you're talking about right? cool yo this jockster pinball stream sick click follow man and I will forever be in your sexual debt, I believe, is how the quitch works. I'll be in your sexual debt. Oh, that was a nice creep up. All right, that's it, man. Mouth hugs all day. Wait, mouth hugs, That sounds terrible. Vigo move. Guys. Yo, I'm Keelan. Okay. Not lying? Oh, it could be my... That was really scary. Nagy, what's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. How long is the stream? About seven and a half inches. Wait, what? What are we talking about? Oh! It's M.T. Lyme. Yeah. Well, that was good. Thanks, man. Oh, that's what's good. That's what's good. He just moved again. What are you talking about? I think he just moved again. This is the internet, Laura. You've got to learn to pull back. Melt your... Welcome to the League, brother! You're amazing! Um, can I get some flippers up for Melchior, please? You sexy piece of meat! Thank you for joining us. I will add you to the names of subscribers that I've carved into my arm with a pen. I love you, man. Thank you so much for the support. Thank you for letting me play Melchior. Can you look at the camera and just say, hey, Melchior. Hey, Melchior. Yeah! You got my follow, sir jumbly. You got, aw. Thank you, sir jumbly. I love your name. I think I'll name a cat, sir jumbly. I'm a total piece of meat. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I like that. I'm totally a piece of meat. That's stupid. Okay, JD, call sir. Yeah, how do we, um, let's see, it's only Wednesday. Uh, I think we can get a kiss in here by next week if I really bug Stern. So I will definitely give them a call. Tallman is, wait, Tallman is at work. They're in the street in Chicago. Call Tallman. Tom's guy. Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing! Um, folks, can I get some flickers up for Tom's guy, please? the, uh, sexiest new addition to the Deadflip team. Coms guy. Coms guy. How are you? Um, you need to start returning my calls, dude, because I can't keep doing this stuff by myself. It's getting kind of gross. New sub hype. Laura? You look great. Tell Laura my advice. Don't mess up. Yeah, see, number one is don't mess up. Oh, CopsGuy subscribed before he followed. Man, now I really am in love with you and your face and your butt and all that other stuff. That's sub-trained, though. Is that enough for more emotes? No, we need, let's see, 29. We need 25 more people. Oh, that's not bad. We need 25 more subscribers. By the end of today. No, not by the end of today. Well, if you want to make that happen, that's quite alright. Nice, nice, wasn't it? Yo, posi vibes, guys. How do we get 25 more subs? Someone go yell on Reddit. Someone go on Reddit and tell them that we need some subs. Yo, I'm still French. Brother, I never doubted you for a minute. I never doubted you. I thought you couldn't, Ozzy. Laura thought you gave up, man. I knew you were still French. What's a Christopher Franchi? Always a Christopher Franchi. Am I right? Absolutely. Abso-lutely. Choo-choo! Yo, this is how I'm training, guys. Yeah, of course, man. Johnny, play it. Jimmy Tonsil, I was thinking of stuff. That is the dumbest dad joke I've ever heard. Guys, how do I get a real life sub train with actual food? This sub's so bad, it's still freaking out. How do I get a Lazarus out of it? That was ridiculous. Hello, Jimmy Jabs? I need 25 subs. I need 25 subs. That is the dumbest test. Why is that so funny? Don't it spell the way? God, you guys. You guys. I want to put that Batman mask back on, but I'm like sweating my donk off in that thing. Thank you so much, everybody. I love you freaking pinheads. Da follow trying doe. Da follow trying doe. Yo, Laura. Yeah? Look up at the camera. Look at this purse. Follow. Follow. Follow. Follow, donate, subscribe. Follow, donate, subscribe. What's your record on this table, by the way? I think the highest I hit was about a 280 at one point. And that took a very long time, and that's with hitting every shot. Okay, they all thought that was dirty. Honestly, you know what? That would make a really cool short, an animated short. So they'd be like, you know, if you get like 25 subs, man, you'll have like all these new emotes and make a bunch of money. And you're like, walk into Jimmy John's, I'll take 25 subs, please. That'll be $500. What? That's supposed to make me money. All right, guys, let's take it back. That's actually a dumb thing that I just said. Why the hell did I go that far with that joke? Sugar my lips. Lips made of sugar. Guys, everybody is a pinhead. Acritas. If you like pinball, the common term for a person that is into pinball is a pinhead. What's the best table ever in your opinion? Ooh. Um, I don't think there's a number one for me. I think there's a split for top ten. Like, top ten are all number one. But ATEC, Metallica, Stargazer is incredible. Um, there's a lot of, like, old games and new games. No! It's really hard to pick one, man. Hey there, Mighty Squirrel. How you doing? Welcome. Mighty Squirrel. That was the guy that ran into me at Papa. Oh, really? Oh, nice. Hey. I'm more of a pin butt. Oh. Raven pin butt. I may have to change up what I call people. Good evening, pinbutts, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day three on Tron Legacy, a game created by Stern Pinball in 2011 after the second movie of Tron, Tron Legacy. Pinbutt. I like it. Yeah, it works. I think it's better than Pinbutt. I mean, I like them butts. Damn, butt. Pinball is all about butts. Laura, how short are you, says, Yo, I have 400 houses. Well then perhaps you could donate one please sir Thank you very much for the follow I think you can get by With 399 houses man I don't know How tall are you? 5 foot 1 Laura's 5 foot nothing 5 foot 1 and a half maybe I'm 6 foot 7 Laura's 5 foot 1 I'm over a foot and some crap taller than her Fully extended Fully extended I'm fully erect right now This is how big I am. Fully erect. Six foot...six foot seven. I lack ten bucks and I cannot lie. I am one size. Oh my god, I make tons of bucks. Uh, I missed it. Down. Up to the rim. Six-seven, yup. Yeah man, I'm huge. Oh, you're here to have your photo taken. I am here to have my photo taken. We're going to do a photo shoot with Laura here later. A sexy photo shoot. Nah, just a regular photo shoot. Every photo shoot's sexy with me. Oh, there you go, you bright little turd. I want to get it in the bing! Er, right? Team Sexiness! I don't know. No, here. Oh, wow, 6-7, that explains a lot. Like what? Like why the camera's cutting her off and me off because I have to accommodate for both sizes? Look at this. If I could show my head, it's just like, Hey everybody! Oh this? It's just a mop moving around. We get down low. Oh there you go. Man those are huge on you. My normal human sized glasses are really big on me too. My human sized glasses? Laura you're giving yourself away here with your alien talk. Where can I buy human sized glasses? What, humans don't say that? It's not Batman if you don't do the Batman voice. Really, though, Internet, let me just say something. If I do that the entire time, I won't be talking to you the rest of the week. I'm Cora. I'm Cora. So I have the Cora multiball and the Lifecycle multiball both lit. So the Lifecycle multiball is lit by shooting a bunch of any of the shots. What's up, Tense? And then the Cora multiball started by shooting that spinner shot a bunch of times. Once you've hit him enough, the light will light up here, and you just gotta get it and scoop here in order to start it. Laura is a hobbit, but she's like a proportional sexy hobbit. I like that. Um, I would say... Phoebe, don't be a DB. Laura's cute, small size because... Okay. Okay. Short grills. Short grills are the best. I bought this shirt at Salvation Army in the boys' section. It's a boys' uniform top, and it looks great. It's a little bit too short. It's a little bit too short. section, it's a boys uniform top, and it looks great. Short girl. It's pretty hot. Yeah, girls are not as good on the internet. It's like a... Laura's a hologram. Laura's a hologram. Men just play the women. It's period. I will say that whenever I play a game where I get to choose man or woman, I typically make a female character. Always a girl. Well, because, like, if you're going to, like, World of Warcraft. For instance, if you're going to play a game where you're staring at the back end of a character for, like, hundreds of hours, you know, make it appealing. But also, people help out ladies, right? Oh, also, yeah, you get to ask for stuff because dudes are always trying to, you know, get it in. I think Jack has pulled us even the hairy feet. Um, I'm not Jack the Madman. We internet where the men are men. The women are men. And the girls are happy I gave them. That's pretty good. Stay alive. Never take the lemonade. The Lemon Party? Do you remember that website? Yeah. The old social media website? I wonder if my account's still there. Why don't you both go look? I probably used to go there. Wait, what's going on here? I've been saying that for years. Three-ditch head reels. You just got a small wife. Small wife? Sweet wife. Yeah, I like that. That's cute. Laura, good to see you buddy. Always a pleasure. I like grill on grill. I love it when I get pre-grilled packages. Pre-grilled packages. Then I re-grill them. Yeah, pre-grilled. Great cross-package. Gotta get some grill marks on point. That's my tip for this Fourth of July weekend. Don't light more than one sparkler at the same time. You will melt your freaking your freaking hand off. It happened to a buddy of ours and it was disgusting. It was super gross. Ruined it summer. I don't know that it ruined it. What TV shows do I like? I'm a big cooking show guy. Even though I don't cook, I love watching that stuff. And I like watching automotive TV shows even though I'm not a super gear head. But it's, yeah, it's What it is? I'm a noob to the world against in-ball camps. Why do you roll the ball sometimes when you're too ball-mulky? Who's saying that? You've got to point the name out here. Melchior. Oh, Melchior. So cradling the ball, or chopping the ball as it's called, what I'm doing is I'm slowing the game down so that I can take a breath without being on edge the whole time, see what is ready to be shot next. Oh, the camera's like way down here. It's more for just taking a moment to breathe and seeing what's next to hit in the game. Also, while you're cradling, let's say you have the ball up like this, if you leave it up for a second, you can use the other flipper to go through the menu to see what you've done and what you have left to hit. So if you're really trying to blow this game up, you get to sort of see what's left here. It's all about... Oh, did I yell in the headphones? I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, it's all about just slowing the game down. I'm sorry if I screamed. Oh, it was the replay? Oh, that could be. I'll move the mic over a little bit. My paper show is good, but not even joking, I don't have cable or Netflix. Twitch is my TV. My day. Twitch? I watch a lot of Twitch. I put it on the TV. Oh, mercy. Is that soccer game on right now? I put it... Wait, what does that mean? Salty old man. Hello, salty old man. Check. Oh, did it say it? Me? Who is it? You guys should check out the Tron animated series, it's great. Oh, Elijah Wood's voice is right out. That's great. Yeah, I'll check that out. I love Elijah Wood. We were watching that one. Wilfred. Wilfred for a while, and it got really weird. Oh, man. He's a man, and he's really sultry. Also, he's over there. Twitch is real life. This is the ultimate reality TV here, folks. It doesn't get more real than this. There's no editing, there's no do-overs. When you drink three bottles of red wine on a Friday night on the internet, you know, there's no chopping that up. You just delete it so people can't see how embarrassing you are. Hello, hello. Yo, dude nuts. Got him. Ooh, ice cream Ike. Hello and welcome. My name's Jack and I have a crush on you already. New build. New what is that? Banana. Is that a banana I'd like to thread? Yeah. Is that a vintage I'd like to thread? How many tattoos do you have? Sorry for the derail. Um, it depends on if one nothing counts as a tattoo or the set counts as a tattoo, because I have a lot. Marriage on the internet is real? Uh, guys, we don't talk about that. You can drink four bottles of wine on Friday for July 4th. Yikes. Um, you guys can check out the Australian version of Wilfred, the original. Yeah, I heard that's amazing. Oh, right on 400 Houses. It's the same guy, right? I don't know. I think so. Oh, it's the same dog. What? The real McCoy's now hosting you? My man! Thanks for the host. Thank you. You're the host with the host. This mask is making me sweat all this time. I'm going to have 900 zits on my face. Oh, gross. 900? Maybe a thousand. I'm going to have a Batman mask shaped chunk of zits all over my face because of this damn mask. That's not real. Yeah. See, as an ordained minister, I'm not allowed to marry myself off, so it doesn't matter. Can you hit number two for me? Ladies and gentlemen, if you're new to the stream, please click follow. It's free to do, and I'll love you forever. My name's Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. We play a new machine every week for a week on the week. Yeah, that sounds pretty good. I don't always wear a Batman mask I'm trying to give myself zits and I think it's going to work this is Laura she's here every once in a while and she's going to be kicking my butt so yeah also if you feel like being awesome wait I said click follow click follow you know all that other stuff oh wait I meant to say I'm Batman oh god can you hit 3 for me please guys I'm not I'm Jack you can go first You can go first if you got this fight. Oh mama! We also don't always have Beagle the Carpathian here, but I figured I'd give him a break from the bathroom because it's disgusting sometimes. I'm Jackman. I'm Jackman. Oh, it's like making my nose run, too. I can't do this. I can't. What am I doing? I could. I could. I could. I'm getting better. The internet. I want to tell you, when I did a really good job out of the blue, I was at, what's his name? Headquarters in Lakeview. Headquarters at the Twitch meetup. And it was unbelievable. I was blowing everybody out of the water. And laughing. It gave me a pin boner. A little bit. Viggo has his day job as a security guard. Yay! Putting the pressure on those things can't be easy. I know why Batman gets pissed all the time, man. Number one, you can't smile in that thing. Number two, you can't even split your foot off. And you can't get a boner in it. And you can't get a boner in it. Aw, Viggo, you're fine, dude. Don't be so mean. Bruce Lane. Bruce Lane? Guys, that's it. The Nacho Millionaire from Gottlieb City. Womp womp. That's pretty good. Gottlieb City. That's pretty freaking good. Pin bot. Pin motor. The follow up. Give me. Oh, crap. Don't mess up. Thanks, Gearsons. Trying to get better. I don't know if that gear is. Uh, the insert. Gotta get to juggling like that. Not if you chuck it. Oh. Guys, how the hell is everybody? Number one, I love you. Number two, we are 25 subs away from two new EmotoCons. We have four subs today. All four of which get to receive some very disgusting photos from you later on. on Snapchat. Oh, sorry, Laura doesn't know about that stuff. I didn't know about that. That's a good giveaway. Yo, GF Pinball, what's up, buddy? Yo, yo. Yo, GF. Yo, GF. Dang, too late. That distracted. Drinking black velvet. Sick, dude. I guess we could drink some whiskey. Yeah, do it. I'm driving. Oh, damn! Pardon me, dog. No, it's me. No, you're due now. I didn't know about that when I subbed, and now I know I made the right call. Definitely worth five bucks. All right, guys, get ready. It's disgusting. Hello, Rob. I get it. Just take my money. You can keep the photos. I said that, dude. Come on man, you're the one that was bugging me about him. Don't play coy. It'll be free on the internet later. But guys, it changes shape every day. You can go buy Happy Meal, or you could just sub to JetFlip. Neat boy! Yeah, don't eat Happy Meals. They're just bad. Happy Meal or sad, you are right. What do I add to receive said photos? Yeah, what's your Snapchat name? I never use that. Should I? You know what? I should make a deadlift Snapchat and just see what there is to be seen. Oh, my God. I'm doing that immediately, guys. I'm going to try to remember to do that tonight. Laura's going to remind me. I'm going to set up a dead flip Snapchat, and I'm going to post the name so that it's one of the things that's constantly being said by MooBot, so that you guys can send me disgusting stuff, and I can thumbs it up. I love disgusting stuff. No one went topless. I just unbuttoned my shirt all the way and then put a red cape on to cover up my chest. Listen, how topless was I? Did you see a giant robot tattoo on my chest with wings and crap? If you did, then I was full top. I was full topless. Oh, I finished from Hell Yeah! That is not easy, folks. He's getting all the tickets. You're going to crack the old man's high score? Oh, Jimmy Jim, what you got, girl? Come on, baby. Keyboard, stop sucking, Gerson. Those A's, though. Those sexy foreign A's. Can you stop? What the hell are you doing? I can see you out of the corner of my eye. Are you molesting Vigo or pretending to be arms? Yes. Is that a copper mug full of whiskey? Vigo, you're my favorite. See? All praise Vigo. He done, he done me good. Oh, Rachel's there. Hey Rachel, how you doing? Wait, what's happening? I'm here. Oh God, Rachel. How you doing buddy? Oh, there you go. Stop. Have you ever lost a school product? Is that a buffalo mule? Um, what is a buffalo mule? A Moscow Mule is a very delicious drink. Oh, sugar my lips. It's so sad. That story is really sad. Wait, what's that? Have you ever walked up to a drum, put in enough money for three plays, and then started thinking to find out it was stuck on a bill? So you walked out of your cage just to get a bill for the free... Oh my god, that's the most depressing thing I've ever heard. You lost money and then you got... Laura, how am I supposed to take that from you? I'm not drinking. No, don't do it. Is that Amish girl from before? Does Vigo approve? Uh, Parmesan. Parmesan. Yes, Vigo approves. The buffalo mule? Vigo approves of all the ladies. You crap. Monster. You huge monster crap. Parmesan. Parmesan. Oh, God, please, please. You Oh my god the bonus Sad boys, ah sugar. I'm sorry babies Buffalo trace bourbon and copper mug instead of boobka. Oh, that sounds delicious, man What is up? Don't mess up. It's whiskey in a copper mug. I love Buffalo Trace by the way. Um, Buffalo Trace is not fun. You said 280 was like a perfect run, so what score would you be satisfied with? Yeah, over 100 million is when I'm walking away going, I did pretty frickin' good. You want over $880,000, right? You did. You got $1,600,000. Mule just needs made with ginger beer. Oh! Hell yeah. Goes great with bourbon cherries and almond bitters. Hell yeah. One of the best things about being a Pintech is having keys to all the games. Yep. That's true, man. I love following my boy Gavin when he goes out on tech repairs because he just hands me freaking tokens and stuff. There's a jar of Emporium at home. Nick, did you hear the story Nick told about trying to give back all of his tokens to Emporium? And they're like, what the hell are you doing? He's like, I don't need these. Why would you do that? Because he's moving. Yeah, but why wouldn't you just give them to some, like... Because he was trying to be nice, and they're like, what the hell are you supposed to do with these? And he's like, you know, you're losing money by me just handing these out. And they're like, no. And so he just started giving them away. And I, what was it? People were offering Nick a lot of drugs. They'd be like, thanks for the tokens, man. Hey, do you like party favors? You know, man, like. These are from Molly. You like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yo, Nick's only moving for a month or two. He's only moving for a month or two. He'll be back. Yeah, real McCoy, I never had a chance to bartend, but honestly, when I was, uh, at the beginning of my, like, trying to have a job phase as a youngster, I wanted to be a bartender in the word of the word. Darn. You almost said Alaska's better too. Chaos hosting us. Thanks, brother. I love you and your face and your family. It's not something I would buy your family. But, yeah, I love you and your face and your family. Wait. Mom? Is he going to Pimber? Who? Dad. Yeah. We're... I'm going to Pimber. The whole Deadflip crew is going to Pimber. All Deadflip... All official Deadflip members will be in attendance. The people that live here, the people that live in Cleveland, everybody will all be there. Wow, did you just make fun of the drug community? Dude, you're a huge drug lord. Aww, thanks Parmesan. The drug community? People do drugs. I also heard that marijuana is legal in Oregon now. Is it? Good for them. As of today, I think. I think that's what Uncle Carmen said. You know, I think a theme that I wish they would have made was Ghostbusters. I don't know why they didn't. They really should have. That has nothing to do with Vigo. Just really, you know... Can I trust it when it pops out? A little bit. Yeah, I feel... It's legal everywhere, man. Oh, really? I heard a story on the radio the other day about an undercover cop who busted some kid because she pressured him into selling... Oh, he was sad. I don't know. I don't want to talk about it. Oh, that sucks. We should be legal. Well, then don't talk about it. If it's depressing, it doesn't belong on the... No, don't even... You're done. We're done talking about it. We're done talking about it. I'm missing. It's just your opinion, man. 87 viewers enjoying the stream for now. What are you guys talking about? I love you. I love all of you. Let's make sandwiches. Yeah, it could be the whole movie, Ghostbusters, for sure. Oh, gee. Oh crap. Such a pin downer. For those playing at home, eight tilts, man. Space Jam, number one machine. No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, everyone can love whatever they want. Personally, I think that's a terrible pinball machine. But I will say, okay, I've never played one in working order. I've only played one that's, like, just been beat to hell. But the game just doesn't seem that interesting, man. There's one here at a local, uh, barcade. And that thing, um, it's so beaten up, like, half of the graphics on the playfield are missing. Whoa, this is a spin on that one. Original Ghostbusters. Television rule of the nation. It's true. So, who's your friend there? He looks thrilled. What? This dude? This dude is Laura. This dude. I think she has baby deer legs. What the hell? Is that baby deer legs? She's wobbly because? Dude, I've never heard that before. Yo, she got baby deer legs. Like me when I'm drunk. Baby deer legs? Yeah. You forget how to walk. She's the first thing that goes. Laura did not know how to walk around when she was intoxicated. No. Lots of quality. I cannot hit the gym shop. It's so cute, like a baby deer. Yeah, even though it sucks to deal with. Alright, here we go. Damn it, I thought I had that. Oh, the real coin has it. Yeah, so you can use it. Thanks, buddy. I won't go trending around. Realistically, I'm probably not going to remember it unless you say it again. Maybe it's just like the Ratner's social habitat. Absolutely. Social habitat? Alright, Liv Tyler. Kea, thank you for sharing that interesting piece of history. What? about the game of pinball being luck versus guilt. And that whole... Oh, look at that. There's some luck. So has Laura been three bottles deep? Laura can't have more than two beers before falling over. I have been three bottles deep. Yeah. And it is a bad time for all of us. Yes. Not the sun. Oh, God. Caramel. Mom! Stop. Really? It's kind of a bounce. So the last thing we need is this. I've never seen a jacket on a game stick for this. We don't have those. Oh, is that arcade? No. They only existed on games right when pinball became legal again. Which was like around the 70s. No, it's just like this crowd. Because when pinball was legal for about 30 years there in the United States, it was computer gambling. There's no way I'd swap all those balls. Hi, Gerson. Hi, Gerson. Have a good one, buddy. See ya. Love ya. Enjoy the warm summer. Bye. You don't know if it's warm in Germany. Yeah, you said it's warm. No, warm in German means cold, right? Guys, I know things. I know things. Yeah, four of you fit only a female. Holy Christ. This thing's real, too. Not what I wanted, but I'll take it. Rachel says, when can I come and play again? Message on Facebook later. I was cool. Stickers equals cards, exactly. We gotta, yeah, we just gotta line things up. Make sure we can get some gifts found. I think all next week, we're trying to get that Zach kid back in here. Um, who's like, annihilating people at the tournament. Oh, Zach. 17? The 12 year old. Oh. Is that an answer of yours? Zach. It's Zach, not Josh. You're thinking Joshua Henderson. Yeah. Pinball 247? Dude, where the hell have you been, Adam? I miss you. And your face. And how do I get to Canada? Happy Canada Day. Happy Canada Day, dude. Are these games still considered gambling? He's an FBI. We call those the rip-off machines where you drop a diamond. Oh, the claw games? Oh, Canada. Our home and native land. With head north. I guess that makes sense. Probably the best explanation of how to get to Canada. It's the most general, I guess. Yeah, bring back that. Oh, God, please. Go different directions. I'm from Michigan. Michigan. We can go a thousand yet there. Yo, shut up. Oh, that could kill him. Hold on, please. The money! I threw so much money away. Dude, I would love to go to the TTC. I know Joe Said's probably heading up there. Maybe. Maybe. Hey, Norris, unless you're in Detroit, then you heads up. Start us off, though. That's where I'm from. That's where I'm from? That's where I'm from. You guys are tilted, I'm sorry. Give me a frickin' break, alright? Hey, everyone, go holler at your moms and your dads and your uncles and your brothers and your sisters and tell them to come watch Dead Flips. Come watch Dead Flips. Join us. Join us? Hold on. Come see us here at Deadwood. 5 to 7 Central. Weekdays. Well, you tried. It's very robotic, but I'll take it. You're still a girl and I think that helps. Follow. Follow. Donate. Subscribe. Emote. Emote. Emote. Guys, make sure you emote. Swift? What they programmed me to do. Laura is actually the robot from Small Wonder. In case you haven't noticed. My true self is bagging the bag. She's a small wonder. And we programmed her to talk about pinball every day. Would you say I am a pinball? Wow, wow. Yeah. Donate to Laura. You hold the jackhead. What would be like the super... Oh, nothing to watch? Fumbling with your phone? Oh, the bad infomercial? Are you having trouble watching TV and you're like choking on the remote control? Watch Jack play pinball. Where's your red hat? I heard that thing, dude. You know what real was playing at Mr. Robot Show is actually pretty good. I watched the first episode of Mr. Robot and it was awesome. So it's really the Laura's that's shown? Beast Flip. Laura's nickname is Beast. B-T-W. Please? E for George. That smells really good. What? The bird? I burped. Oh. I burped. It smelled really good. Very refreshing. Very refreshing. Oh, crap. Red Hoodie. Red Hoodie. No Red Hoodie. Not today. We're in the business today. I was wearing my red cape on stream on Friday. Hi, thanks for stopping by. Who? Rachel. Say your name. Yeah, say your name. Bye Rachel. You don't have to say the whole name. Bye Rachel. See ya Rachel. Pinball, like, X-Cop, yeah dude. The animated, or the comic book drawn by, or I guess created by a kid. Good seeing you man, I'm gonna take off and play some games myself. I always like to be real. McCoy, thanks for coming in. I love you. And you're freaking amazing. Uh, you're up, D-Dawg. What pic? Hmm? I think Laura deserves to see that pic. What pic? Oh, she took a photo of me burning my cake. Oh, I've seen that sort of stuff before. That sort of stuff. That and Brett. That sort of stuff. But still 72 me on my feet. Hold on, let me go get that. Aww. I'm draining. I'm draining. I wish we could play longer. Yeah. Real McCoy says, good seeing you again, Gurney. Bye, Real McCoy. Nice to see you. Thanks for coming. Gross. Come again. Gross. Slop by. Slop by? Yep. What? No, that's not gross. It just doesn't make any sense. But thanks. But thanks? Yeah. She's got her own superhero cape. She doesn't need to have it. I think you have to put two more in. Okay. Alright, now that the loser's gone, now I'm gonna own this thing. With me and you, Internet. Let's see how many subs I can get while he's gone. at least one, at least one. How long can I play without draining a ball? Without draining a ball. Okay, pretty good, pretty good, better than my last game. You see that? I patched it. And I can play pinball and I can look at you guys and I can read all at the same time. Well, nobody subs while you're gone. I tried. Grills get subs. Guys, listen. Girls get subs, but guys get subs too. Oh, you wanna see it? Yeah. It's pretty ridiculous. I look like a nightmare. I look like a nightmare person. I did not give Laura any of the jerky, unfortunately. No. I ate it all myself. This is super bummer. I love jerky. And every time Juanjo gives me his deer jerky, venison jerky, I share with him. Juanjo gave me a pound of jerky. Is it beef? It was everything. Yes, it was beef. I'm gonna be pick-a-lit this weekend. I'm real stoked on that. Pick-a-lit. Just... Oh ho ho ho ho! You're welcome, Internet. That's saved up. So a machine can be set on a setting that only grabs strong enough to pick up the item every 13th play? Wow. It is a brash machine. That was always what we called it growing up. 1.75! Might as well as if you got a girl backpack. Oh, God. It's terrifying looking. Team Barjolio? Team Barjolio. Did that gym shot count? I don't think it did. Yeah, but it stayed. It stayed, though. How many walk-a-byes did you guys get? I love me balls, sir. Yes, sir. Many times. Many, many times. I've competed in both C and B divisions. I'm not ready for A. I'm not ready for A. Obviously. I don't think the people in A are ready for A, because you have to battle people like T. Dullin and frickin' Yorian and just the monsters of pinball that are superhuman. Alright, I got ripped off there. Ripped off you. This is all deathpunk, This is all Death Punk, everything you hear. Yeah. Remember this. One more time. Yeah. Are you happy you don't make that sound? No. Okay. Keep it going. Keep it going. One more time. Yes. Do you have the O.A. card? No. Okay. Keep your mouth open. Dig deep Laura Think hard Dig deep Think hard Think of things No My brain brain stuck down Um... I did play, uh, Fishtails this past year, and that game was destroying everyone's butts. If that's what you're talking about. I'm guessing it's not, though. Jesus. I like that spelling. Wait, what? Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Welcome. I'm trying to see. All right. I'm going to get 40. The vigilante who lost his wife to organize a mime while having a picnic in the park. I'll get you. Oh, that thing. Okay, light thing. Not bad. Got it. Jesus! Thanks for coming, buddy. you pronounced it right. So what did we get for pronouncing it right? You gonna follow? Maybe click follow? Definitely follow. Maybe follow? Definitely. Maybe follow? Maybe follow? Definitely follow? Follow? You wanna follow? You should follow. I think you should follow. Maybe follow? I don't know. I think you should probably follow, T-Pain. I'm calling you out right now. Night of the year four! What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Guys, we're We're telling secrets. Get over it. I was like, girl, that booty, that booty is banging. And she's like, stop talking to me like that. Tell us some funny World Championship stories. You must have some. Funny? I guess it's not really pinball playing related, but my friend Gavin was out there, the guy who repairs our machines. and we were playing sack tap while we were super wasted out in the parking lot. I gave him a little love tap, and then he hit me really hard in this area down here. And I was just below the belly. And then I went to retaliate, and I waited for him to just be, like, off his guard. And in a drunken stupor, pretty much just punched him right in the dick and then ran off down to, like, the river that Papa's on and hid out in the rocks for, like, 20 minutes, drinking a PBR, waiting for everyone to calm down. It was bad. Don't sack tap your friends, folks. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Just sack tap. Guys. Yeah. Always be sack tapping. Gavin. Gavin. Ready? Swip. Missed it. Nailed it. I'm purple. Swipped it. Never, never fact check your friends, folks. That was mean. I remember when purple nurples were a thing, and I was like a 10-year-old girl. Purple nurples. It was really awkward. Well, also, yeah, I guess you couldn't be nurpling, you shouldn't be nurpling ladies. That evil river. That river's not evil. It's amazing. And that's where I got all of my dinosaur bones. Oh, I get that, you see. Ready? Get it! Nailed it. You son of a... Swear to me. It was so amazing. Where is that baby? That evil river. This is from Bigger City. It's a big hoodie, dude. Be careful. Hey, Internet. This is Deadflip. Thanks for the comment. You got to talk with a more ridiculous voice. Yeah. He comes on the show once in a while. He thinks he's coming. He's coming. Dude, it's so big on you. They fall off. Get it. Perfect depiction. the picture. But look how much better you're playing. It's the power of the hoodie. It's the hoodie. I had Bo and Karen's pee all over it, so it gives me powers. It's Jamie Jack. Transformer, what's up, buddy? Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, question Question mark welcome? Kappa welcome! Non-kappa welcome? Kappa disco? Kappa pride? Kappa bean? Jack the Mask? I wouldn't put that on, dude. You're susceptible to, uh, acne. I'm sensitive. You're sensitive, Ken. I need a birthday cake. Oh, oh! Just don't drink anything, though. I'm not drunk. This is my little girl. Hey Transformer, you know me, it's Laura. This is my daughter, Laura. We make out sometimes. It's super creepy. It's super creepy. Don't look at my root. Oh, shut up. We don't, there's no root to... The picture of Viggo in the back is priceless. Hey, let me... He thinks you're priceless, too. He told me. Oh, yeah, I think he agrees. He just... I didn't just drain the... Yo, back off, dude. All right, I'm at eight. I just need, how many more? Like 40 more? 42? Hey, why isn't Viggo playing? Because he's not real, are you? We don't talk about him. No. I'm sorry, what are you doing? I thought I had another ball. I don't have another ball. What are you doing? Buffalo Pinball, what's up buddy? Viggo looks sad. Vigo looks sad. Guys, Vigo is sad. Vigo is not a happy camper right now. That's because he's so dropity-drop. Vigo, why are you so sad? Vigo, the carpet's changed, right? Oh, you better watch your mouth. I don't know if I can reach around Viggo to play pinball. No. You know what? I can. Watch out. Let me try this. I can't see. Oh, at least I can. Ugh! I can't. No. I can't reach. Viggo, you're falling apart on me, bro. Is it combatant too? Son of a... So who was the three people yesterday? I don't know. Nick was here. Nick who? Campbell? Yeah. So who else was here? Brad here? Wait, I thought I was by myself yesterday. You were by yourself yesterday. It was two days ago. Two days ago, I think I had Brad... Sorry, oh Nick muscles Is that it? Jack, where have you been hiding Laura all this time? Dad's flat. In my pocket. Your pocket's hot. Your dad is funny. Transformer, let me just put it out there. This is not my daughter. I don't want that joke to turn into reality. What? How would it turn into reality? Can't adopt me? No, I'm sorry. You're getting this game! We'll get you to fully understand the game. I did it! Alright, you might want to trap up on... You're good. Hold that ball. Your next goal now is... Hold on. Let's see where you're at here. ready. Three more shots for Cora, seven more for Dex, three for Lifecycle. So just shoot anything to get Lifecycle lit, but maybe you want to hit Cora, because I'm giving you Cora and Lifecycle. Is Laura a pixie? I guess. Solid drain, buddy, solid drain. Soapy O'Meary. Yeah, she's more of a hobbit. She's more of a hobbit type. An Amish hobbit. She's an Amish hobbit. It's like Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but better. What's a Manic Pixie Dream Girl? It's a dub type of, what's her name? Kirsten Dunst. That's her character in every movie where she's like. Manic Pixie. Jack, don't listen to the internet. Vigo is happy, but I can't share the truth because I cannot link it here. Sorry Skitby. As long as Vigo has his kitten, he'll be fine. He told me to hide the cat. I can keep the ball there for like an hour, but I can't stop it from tilting. These carts. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. I'm not taking my next. Hold on. I think I have. Oh, I do. I think my standing has changed. Everyone's standing has changed. You are not authorized. Get it, B. Alright. I'm not. You gotta pee all over the place. You made the page for choice play. I know, I'm sorry. I suck at pinball. When you can make that save, it is the most rewarding trap in the world. It's Weave Wednesday, make that a save. How about that headband, Wiggy? It just looks like I'm wearing one. My hair is like a foot longer and blonde. My hair is like a football. It's a skunk. Was that during your hipster days? I think we're still in Laura's Hitcher Day Swims. Whatever, I'm just a 20-something, so it just goes with the territory. It can't help it. It's heritory. I'm a pro. Folks, we're having a get-together at our house this weekend. Feel free to step up. I don't have enough hot dogs. Milk Your Horses, Laura, just so you know, you're a million times better than I am. That's great. I've only been playing for like two years. You have not been playing for two years. She's been playing consciously like this for about maybe a month. Yes! Yes! Now into the scoop. It's late. Oh my god, that would have been freaking perfect. You would have had an end to the line going, oh, three headshots. Light cycle and Cora. Here's what you do. You want to keep shooting for Cora and keep hitting this gate as much as possible until it goes down. Okay. Kill it. Ooh, the pressure is real. I just can't adjust it to... No, don't stop. You have ball favor. Kill it. You just... Are you kidding me? You already got the super jackpot. I keep hitting that wall up there. You need to hit it to get more balls. Hit it. You won't get any more balls until you hit it. Alright, you gotta hit it. Hit it, hit it, hit it. Hit it, hit it. I mean, don't even hit. It's my first time swearing out. Alright, one more hit. One more hit. There you go. Keep playing, keep playing. Keep shooting the wall. Ah! Woo! It's so exciting when you do it. Okay. Oh, got it. Oh, got it. Ah, sorry, buddy. multiball-hike. Laura! Holy farts! Oh, if you can hit it two more times really quick in a second, I'm gonna have to be late. You can have three jump shots. Oh man, you are close. Okay, if you keep shooting the disc, you're close to the first mini-wizard mode. So, inside where that wall... Don't... I did it in South of Us. That was incredible. Sorry, Viggo. Sorry, Viggo. Was that ball three? Holy crap, Laura. Nicely done! Dead flop, how old are you? How old am I? How old do I look? When I have a big beard and a mustache, I look a hell of a lot older than I am now. Laura, my first multiball. Good story. Thanks, guys. I'm going to go get a drink. I'm not going to get a multiball now. Thanks, guys. You got me. All right, we need to strap them up. You sharp stain. No, don't drain. All right, I need you to live. I need you to live. We're going to post pass. Lower a boy's height. I look 30? Okay. If I look 30, I'll take it. What are the cool things you can do at 30? You can... You're five years into... You're renting a car. Laura Beasts with the win. Death correct. Can I create a 25? Guys, actually, I'm just now able to drink alcohol. I'm just really tall, so it makes me look like I'm older. I'm 12, because I'm short. That's how that works. Load it up. Dang, dude. Welcome back, programming. Thanks for having me. So handsome and gentleman-nash. Not me. I'm a butt. Best part of your 30s is getting fat. Adam, you are so correct there. You know what's real annoying is when you find that all of the joy in your life is permanent on your face. Just all that laughing. And your fat boyfriend. Oh, what? Are you trying to fight me right now? No. You don't have a girlfriend. You can't turn that off. Your daughter is adorable. Thanks. So how's it going, Deadflip? It's going well. Steph, thank you for asking. Um, please don't take my troll. Oh, my. I thought, okay, I'd be that exact same thing, because you expect that thing to fire. Yeah. And it's not doing it. What's your variation of the thug-like tattoo I spotted on Mr. Danger? Oh, you want to see that? Can I show my stomach without getting kicked off a Twitch? Just play it real hard. Like. It says photo booth. Because I'm an adult. 365 needs to feel the band hammer. Ultra shooter, I need someone to take me to prom. Yep. You better be nice. Donate 50 bucks for another prom. Oh my gosh, shut your mouth. Do not say such things. Because the internet has ways of making stuff like that happen. Do not promise one thing. There's nothing going on on Friday. It's Friday. I'm open. Also, these people may not live in... Do you have the $2,000 to fly it in Norway? No. You have to pay all the taxes. I think no nipples is no bad. Okay. Folks, I got that tattoo on my stomach when I was hanging out with my tattoo artist buddy and he was tattooing somebody and he put it back to the guy. And when he got done tattooing his last customer, he said, do you want anything done? As in, do I want a tattoo? And he goes, I'll trade you World of Warcraft gold for it because we were really big into the game at the time. And I go, here, I'll give you X amount of gold. I think it was like 300 gold at the time, which was like a big deal. And I go, the next text message I get, I will get tattooed on my stomach. and I got two roughly around the same time. One said, come home hungry. The other one said, photo booth with a question mark. And I felt come home hungry was way too sexual, so I went with the latter. Have you ever gotten swatted? No, and I have alerted the police that that is a possibility and could beat up and sue anyone that makes it happen because we're really well versed in computers and can figure out a lot of stuff. Doesn't matter. Oh, yeah. Laura and I both have matching tattoos. We both have meow written in cursive on the tops of our feet because meolo. Because meow. Meolo. It's over. Nope, it's not over. We can bring it back. That backspin, man, yeah. That was amazing. Okay, crap. I take it back. Three, two, one. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Don't be laughing, you know. Oh, you... You put her... Oh my God. Come on, Dad. It's okay. It's okay. You've got to be kidding me right now. Your cat's going to be kidding me. So when you're standing barefoot next to each other, it looks like your feet are singing the meow song. Exactly. What's up, Dan Porter Meow? Oh my god. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, warhead, what is going on? War. He's ahead at war with other people 37 years of age. Right there. What? You're actually, wait, is your shoe off? Yeah. I can see that. Mine's in the way. Welcome to Show-Off Tattoo Time with Jack and Laura. Now for Laura's butt tattoo that says Jack Danger. Really good. No, I mean, what? Yo, butt tattoo hype, right? I have a butt tattoo on my butt. You know what? If we can get 25 more stubs this week, I will go get a sub button tattoo somewhere on my body. How about that? I will get the purple sub button tattooed on my person somewhere. Just for you nerds. Have you ever named one of your pinball machines? Nah. I have trouble naming stuff. The only thing I've named is my bicycle and it's name is Michael Jordan. Or Cycle Jackson. Uh huh. I prefer Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan is better, especially because he's huge. It's taller than me. It's with the feet. Right in your forehead or no deal? No, thank you. No fake tattoos. So a tub tat and a prom date, I'm sold. It better be a good prom, it's not hard to do. Yeah, like... It's like Winnie the Pooh-tat. Me and a soda. No one had that. The funniest thing was six years ago, Batman and the Dark Knight machines, spinners spinning, I hit the ball and it bounced and struck me with a spinner. Hell yeah, it's the same. We used to have a Dark Knight here for a while. It was Gavin's. He took it away, though. Because we were too rough. How many cents do we need? 25. Because that's when we get two more EmocoCons. I've been looking for a new frickin' tattoo. I might as well get a sub button somewhere. Made a lot of poor decisions in life. Thank you very much, Agro. Glad you're here. You mean you get all this entertainment for five American dollars? Are you kidding me? Did you double sub? Dubs sub? Yo, girl, you dubs subbing? Yeah, let's be clear. It's going to be 25 new subs. 25 new subs. I'm sorry. Oh, hey, yeah, our customized Iron Man is out in the world. Exactly. There's an Iron Man out there with my voice on it. We forgot to wipe the ROM clean and put the original ROM on it. But they bought it as is and put it out in the world. I didn't know that. That's great. Double done. Julie, you got that subbed in. Double done. Forget the sub button. You need a dad-claps hat. Ooh, I might. If I get a sub button I think I might make it Where would I put something like that? On your butt Tramp stand? Ugh, no On my butt? I think I can get a butt cheek tattoo No, we need to get two flippers Alright Laura, play the game This is a family show, dammit Donate to kids So do you say hi to your Iron Man? I'm afraid to go see it out in the world. I don't want to see it. It's like going to see a pin that you owned that was home use only and then went out into the world at a bar. The reason I don't want to go see it is like, let's say if you have a really good friend growing up and then your friend decides to leave for the big city and become a prostitute. You don't want to see them in that situation, you know? It'll just break my heart. It's got to be a butt tat. Alright guys, yeah, I think I might have to get a butt tat. Let's get matching dad flaps on our necks, hashtag. The funny thing is, no matter what you get on your throat or your neck, will always look tough no matter what it is. You can get a My Little Pony tattoo, and if it's on your neck, it still looks tough as fudge. The guitarist for Beyonce is a 50-year-old woman who has love right here. She's a yoga instructor, and she looks super tough. So tough. So tough. Forever flaccid. Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing, and I love you. Folks, can I please get some flippers up for Forever Flaccid? Howdy, guys. Holy monster. Forever Flaccid. We hit our goal. Brother, I'm hard for you. How about that? Forever hard for Forever Flaccid. I love you so much. Oh, really? That's close. Forever Flaccid, I love your face. Flip. Lip-slip? Ha ha ha ha ha! Yo, I got that lip-slip! Forever Splash Fit. It's the opposite of a pin boner. The opposite of a pin boner is a lip-slip? Ha ha ha ha! Ooh! Ooh! No! Not that, Cole! I am peeling like a monster! Well, you're winning. Look at this. Oh, you can't see it, but This was a whole big spot taken out. Guys, that means we are 24 subs away. 24. Subs away. You need to follow, donate, subscribe, tattoo so you can finish it on cam. Flash it on cam. I mean flash, yes. We will never hit the record. What do you mean? Oh, no, for tilt. Yeah, the record for tilting... That was done on a game that deserves to be beaten in the face. What do you get for using five out of five flippers? I mean, that's... Oh, this just keeps happening. Oh, what do you get? Um... Cheers? Uh... Hit number two for me. Here, I'll get on your back and you play my ball. Yeah, hit number... Oh, yeah. Get on my back. Okay, ready? Get on my back. Okay. All right, guys. This is really tough. Another game. Another game. This is really heavy. And I can't see anything. Oh, you're swaying. Oh, I can't do it. Oh, ball save. Alright, now you get the right on my back. 46 tilts, dude. That's good. The record? In what game? Walking Dead. Oh my god. That game makes you hit it though. We hit the sub train goal. Oh, yeah. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. train goal. Yeah buddy. Guys we need 24 more subs and I love every freaking one of you. Are you kidding me? Alright get on. Ready? Okay guys ready? Alright hold on let me stand up. Alright, get on. Slip! You ready? You have to keep an eye out for me. Okay. Alright, let's get that kill. Nope, missed it. Missed it. Okay. In lane. Perfect. Nailed it. We're doing great. We're really good. Oh, Jim Scott! What's up, baby? Alright, we got emulsifiers already. The internet is all the crap. Yeah, make sure to read the internet. I always plan to read the internet. I don't know why. Going to be quite a ride. Laura weighs about five pounds. It's like carrying a backpack. A lot of weight. With a laptop in it. I only weigh four pounds now. What is this called? Master Blaster? I drained. Master Blaster! New game, that was terrible. Let's do another one. One more? Is that our last game? Where do you have to go? I have to get my picture taken. I know, we'll just play. Keep going. You're great, you're great. Let me go get the camera. I need to get my picture taken tonight. Alright. Do that one more time. One, two, one. Oh, oh, oh no! Oh, don't tell Jack. How do I, can I restart it? Come on, baby. We got that throw level here. I'll just pick a selfie, that'll be great. Like a selfie thing. And that's his shoe. Oh, that made the game look incredible. Hold on, throw it in the front, Laura. Taxi. Oh, I just thought it was... Done. We'll figure that out. We'll figure it out. Is that... Wait, in a shirt someone died in? Yeah, Laura's wearing a shirt someone died in. Probably, and it's a little boy. Whoa Yeah, what's up with this 120 dog a lot of donating an iPhone and I donate to 25 pinball life. I'm not sure why It's not working for you, buddy You have to I don't know if you have to restart your Oh, you have to update your iOS yeah You're probably that game He was saying I always look incredible. Whatever picture Laura is in. It makes the whole thing better. It was so pretty because I was flying. Oh my God, Ultra Junior, that's so sad. That's so sad. Super sad. Bible Thumb. Laura, where's your Bible Thumb button? In here. Guys, do you want to see something you should be jealous of? Laura has a Bible pump button. You don't need the... So, it's just, if you have an iOS from last year, you can't do it. But anything up, like, remotely newer works. I thought you pinned it on something. No, I put it in here. One more time. Oh, yeah. That's just one line. Actually, I take it back. I want you to get a Bible thump on your butt. Yeah. Yo, that's fine. Listen, let's get the subs, and then we can talk about what the tattoo's going to be. But definitely getting a tattoo when we get 24 more subs. Let's make this happen soon. Go for it, V. Head rush. Sorry, Apple fans, but I left Kebab for Spoon. Oh, come on, bud. Focus. You're losing your patience. Don't do it. This means everything. You need to win. Okay. And you win. I'm A.C.E. All. Every. Time. Focus. Alright B, you're up. Okay. Fine, fine, my kid. Your kid. I found the checkbook. Found the checkbook! Free check! Whoa, yeah! In the hole. Nice. I want to go in the arcade. Exactly, as Creeper says, okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Breathe. Breathe. You're doing terrible. Breathe. Come on, Tad Slap. Oh, that's the freaking shot I've been waiting for. Double scoring. Hit a gem. Start light cycle. Make your money. Jim Marino. Joe. You son of a... Ardek, what's up, buddy? Welcome back, man. I missed you. Pepita? Pepita? Pepita? Pepita? No. Oh, my God, it's Pac-Man. Here, let me show it to the Internet. Check this button out. Bible Thumb! Oh, he's so sad. No! No! No! Go for it, babe. Yeah, exactly. The Bible Thumb button. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, that's so funny. The Bible Thumb Button. D. Grumpy just subscribed. Welcome to the Leap. Brother, you're amazing! Sorry, I made a mistake. Trader Ball, you can start over. No, it's okay. Folks, can I get some flippers up for D. Grumpy, please? Grumpy, my love, respect, I'll send you a pair of signed worn underwear. You're my favorite. More's blowing you all kisses Welcome to the league We're on the homepage You're still on the homepage? How is that possible? Hey internet, everybody out there We're still on the homepage Making it rain With them southern followers We're gonna start us a train With a sub We got a sub train We gotta get a bunch of follows and a donate-shane. Donate-shun. Donate-shane. Jack, find me a solution to subscribe and I'll be the next subscriber, I promise my friends. Skip-Feed. Click the link down below that says subscribe. I actually have, I designed an image that says subscribe. It's purple. If you click that, it should help you. Gentle high dentist. That's me. This is Laura, the gentle high dentist. She's always stoned, but very gentle. And a terrible dentist. My teeth are destroyed. Yo, wear those. You look so ridiculous in those. I love it. D Grumpy. Love you, buddy. Thank you so much, man. We are now 23 subscribers away. Whoa, that was almost Kermit the Frog. 23 subscribers away from our next Koofugly Monika! AHHHHH! He's great. Thanks for coming on the show today. We really appreciate you being here. Zoe Deschanel, uh, stop by. Oh, you ding. Take the ding and put it in the dong. Take a dong and put it in the drink. Give me them back. Kate Eden. Kate Eden. Oh, dude. Sorry, buddy. I'm not sure what to tell you, man. Stay alive. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Stay alive. Oh, God. The son of Jamaica. Yeah, uh, I ain't Skippy. Oh my god! Mom, please! Mom, oh god, mom, what are you doing? Oh, oh! The slap! Save the day, save the day. I'm a sweaty beddy. I'm, uh, Ike's favorite I'm gonna go get some drinks over here. Rensler, you piece of trash. I've never seen Tron. Which one? You're so good at laughing! What are you talking about? I've never seen Tron! Play your ball, fool. I've never seen Tron. I've never seen it. In this Gasp Busters movie. What is that? Who are you going to crawl? Gaspbusters! Do you remember Ed, Hello, Eddie? Yeah, I remember Ed, Eddie. That fart, that fall? There you go, that's it, kill the tree, let's go. Oh my god. Oh shit. Here we go! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Yo, Dirt Up! Dirt Up from the skirt up. What's up buddy? Good to see you man. Dirt Up! Dirt Up from the skirt up. That's right. Dirt Up. It's a code word. Wait, what's the... I'm not taking you to prom now, Laura. Go watch Tron. internet thank you thank you well now you're gonna watch both freaking char movies and you're gonna watch how old how old jeff rich is god yeah he's the terminator he's like i'll be back man You gotta keep it legit. Can you lock the front door? So no one breaks in and murders us? Well that did- someone broke in and is killing Laura. RIP buddy. Sonic, welcome back! Yeah, I just heard something. Oh, give me a flip and break, man. I'm starting multiball. Oh, good. I think Viggo did it. Why, did Viggo hit you? I don't know, I'm just there. It was Viggo. We don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. We don't scare the gamers. Oh, ghosts? Yeah, there's no ghosts here. Grrrr. Sup, Sonic? Welcome back. Yo, D-Res, girl. Alright, we need to keep, we need to keep the Ego Library. Get it! I'll touch your, well, the cat's little later bug, just in case you don't come back. Alright, Pinball. Have a good night, man. Love you. I'm home. In my hometown, they built the largest IMAX in the world. Whoa. Look at that cradle separation. That slingshot is pissing me off, man. Can you just steal it? Is it awesome? Oh, the IMAX? Yeah. You have to say what you're responding to. Yeah. So you don't confuse them. Agra. I ain't afraid of no goat. You want to start us off? Yas. Yas. Yas. Yas. I'll bring my Ouija board and we can talk to the Chicago Mafia. Jim Etchett Warlock is actually a ghost, yeah, a paranormal investigator. Oh, for serious? Yeah, he was the guy that was here. Him and his girl were here. Really? I grew up in a haunted house. It's awesome. Jack don't like it when I talk about it. No, I'm scared of ghosts. They're like eating cans and yelling at you. Slimy. Slimy buggers. Slimy little ghosts. I am scared of ghosts. I will eat the crap out of them. Their milk is great. Yo, their cheese is on point. Sugar, your lips. Wait a second. Wasn't your name Sugar Miles like you said earlier? Thanks for the follow, buddy. Well, thanks for the follow, buddy. Ah, legacy, right. I watched it in regular 3D version. It's so good and pretty. Definitely have to watch it 3D. It's pretty. It's a little play. Too plain. Swift. 2D. Sugar my lips. Sugar your lips. Sugar my lips sounds like the name of a poison sound. I'm gonna sugar your lips. I'm gonna wiggle their hips. If you're gonna give a sugar, give a sugar to me. Blow it up, Laura. Evil MacGyver! That's a good name. Pour some sugar on me. Exactly. I thought they were saying pour some sugar cup ramen. Pour some sugar cup ramen. When you need a cup Straight down the middle X D T So folks, let's talk about this Let's talk about this Sub tattoo, huh? What am I getting here? I'm thinking sub button, that'd be cool Um and we'll say like once I get that then every like 25 subs I'll flash that off to the world. I don't know if a Kappa tattoo holds up. Actually, I don't care what holds up. Yeah, we need 23, 24 more subs and it's tattoo time. Plus, we get to have our Everybody Out of the Pool and our Donate to Kids emote once we get two more. 24 more. The Everybody Out of the Pool emote is a throwback to Caddy Shack. Throwback to Caddy Shack. I like that. Pretty awesome. It's just a wet chocolate bar. What are the other ones? The Donate to Kids one. I think it's going to be... DTK. I think I'm just going to make, yeah, like a piggy bank that says VBK. Come tattoo your... Wait, what? Oh, that sounds terrible. How about I put it on my ass and I slap my ass every time someone sucks? The rainbow cap, the cap of pride? Wait, is that the TV? You don't talk about that. It was impressive. Deagle, you're embarrassing me. Calm down, dude. Stand up straight, man. Best for your pocket. What? I didn't think that was possible. Oh, my gosh. A whip flipper for sure. We need a video emote, guys. I'll make as many emotes as we can get our hands on. I just need the subscribers to unlock them. Stick around, folks. We go live at 5 p.m. Central every weekday, Monday through Friday. What the freaking back? That's been indigel. That was beautiful. So keep shooting the disc or anything that's blue. Oh my god. Yeah Art Jack I don know that I going to get that Oh my god That's a little out of control. Yep. Give me that ball. See, I don't know how far up or how far down I'm allowed to show my body onto it, so I want to keep it a little chill. One. Eagle, the master of evil. Time to battle, my boys. That ain't legal. But look at that. That's a good ball. That is a good ball. Dude, you're keeping up with me, buddy. Right. Except for that was false. I'm sorry. Oh, was it? Yeah. That was a good comeback. Yeah, man. No kidding. That was a great comeback. You're getting better, buddy. I don't play games at my school because I'm afraid of miniskirts. Every time I get to a gym, I flip them. Well, you know what helps you to not swear? Not swearing. Playing here on JetFlip, because then you have to sleep during the experience. You know what? That was BS. Next, Ethan. If that's the tip of the cup to take control. We got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got. The Bob Brown Ghostbusters song. Are you through the album? I think I got it. Here, you play this. I'm going to turn on that song really quick. Okay. Well, I guess we're going to have to take control. Play forever though. Like that? I can be that. Can't say that. Play forever. I'm going to play your ball. Okay, play my ball. Oh my god. Laura, play forever. Internet. What the hell did Red Swan call? I need some room, man. Oh, my God. Too hot for handle, too cold for hold, you call it, but you're supposed to get out of in control. Um, all right, guys, I still need tattoo ideas, because I am definitely doing Hashtag. Body Brown Ghost Help Busters. Hashtag Team Laura. It's called On Our Own. Okay, I'm not getting a hashtag Team Laura tattoo. I know. All right, check out my list. See you tomorrow, hopefully. Bye. We're sure to see you tomorrow. It's called On Our Own. On Our Own. On our own. Oh, with the rat. All right, hold on a minute. Oh, are you in the middle of a vault? Y'all are fast. To the extreme. What's up, buddy? No, Uncle Carmy just knows everything. Okay, hold on. Let me turn this down a little bit. Pardon. Remember 32. Gotcha. Laura Boyd, I like that. Go for it. crit non the the This is from the second one. Viggo be jammin'. I don't know, we got to live together We can, we can... Or I'll have sex Hold on, don't touch me Think of Inside Because I've only sewed Here and I can't Because we've got to hit and vibe Eh, off-cleaning, old-fashioned I'm not going to be able to do it. Viggo doesn't know what good is. This is not going my way. I'm not going to be able to do it. That's fine. You just gave me one ball. Oh, screw you, dude. Is it all that I need? Or is it just a heart? One more for what? That's my heart. It's light. It's light what? I don't know. Thanks. That's light. I'm here with you. You're here with me. Too hard to get. Too cold to hold. You got to go. But there ain't control. I'm gonna go on a small tour once again. I'm gonna go out in the wild and find a hundred to go. I'm gonna go down a dirt can and go down a mountain. I'm gonna pack in a six. I'm gonna ride a bambino. I'm gonna ask the eagles. I'm gonna go back to my board. I'm gonna go on a small tour once again. I'm gonna go on a small tour once again. Uh, you know the guy from Bobby Christina and Bill are nice before. You know, he's got a lot of things. Okay. You won't get too into it. Well, I guess we're gonna have to take them slow Are you guys famous, Bobby? We've got to take it slow Start it up. Well, I guess we're gonna have to take them slow Running Beagle with legal? That's lazy. Yeah. No. All right, let's turn the game back on. We, 32. $32? $32. We have a lot of rocks. Well, I guess we're going to have to take control. And that was the Vigo song. It's not going to be good. Vivi Bobby. Good job. Vivi Bobby. Turn it up to tree-fitty. You son of a... What are you shooting for? Trying to open up the disc? You gotta trust in your bounce passes, everybody. Vigo my ego! Back on my ego. Back on my ego. That was cute. Yeah, baby. You got to keep going over and over again. But if it feels comfortable, do it. I got another track shot. Gloria is on the frickin' make right now. Nobody calls me fine. You don't get to backhand that, nerd. Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to say thank you so much for coming. I'm in love with you, all of you. I have this little book. I write all your names down in, and I try to drop a tear on every single one of them so that you can feel the love. That's creepy. I don't know. Thank you for the follows, donations, and subscriptions. We're 23, 24 subs away from our next batch of emoticons and from our next tattoo that we're going to brainstorm on that is probably going to be Twitch-related. Maybe a sub button, because that would be freaking hilarious. But the love is here. The love is now. The little Twix logo is cute. I don't know about logos. Honestly, it really depends. We'll have to talk about that. If I were you, then you were me. Yeah, Laura's got that gym shot on lock, guys. I'm trying. I'm going to take heat. Jackie Dongers? Not Jackie Dongers. End of the line, baby. Oh, this clap. I'm on the ballad ring. Curse of C to the end of the line club. Vigo without Ghostbusters theme. Super funny. Super sad. Vigo didn't talk much. He had a little bit of a speech that he gave. Something, something on a throne of skulls. Something, a mountain of blood. or something like that. I don't know what that was. On a throne of skulls or something of things. Where did he come from? He's an old wizard warlock, dude. But what's his accent? Oh, he's just a weird guy. Not American. It was just evil, evil dude. Evil dude accent. It's like, okay, we need you to sound evil, dude. The dude can snarl. Just a tear dance game, you promised without a second in the photo. That's really weird that it's not the actor's name. Also, the actor was chosen based on, wait, who was the director? I forget the guy's name. He's like Harold Ramis. Harold Ramis wanted the villain of this movie to look exactly like a guy in the industry that he despised. Google it. It's hilarious. That's pretty great. Yeah. Don't know where they get me from. Oh, Henry! Jesus. I just gave it away. You zoned out or something, man. You gotta be able to... Yo. The Bible says, Yo, RIP Harold, exactly. That guy was a genius, man. Harold Ramis. What a monster. Now I get a danger? He heard. All the Bible pumps. Guys, sorry for all the feels. I have the feels, too. Sometimes. I got like these fields, a couple other fields. Big tree. I got like three fields. It's so strange in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The cops. Ted Collin. Ted Collin? Call the freaking police. I don't freaking believe it. Is it something weird? You don't look good. Who you gonna call? Yeah, just call the police. Didn't you tell me that song got in a bit of trouble? That song got in a ton of trouble? I explained that on yesterday's stream, and I played the song that they ripped off to make it. So, yeah, they ripped off a Huey Lewis and the News song in order to make that. Oh the laughter! Guys drink! Okay that's not going to work. Woo! Come on V! Alright how many minutes left? You have 20 minutes. I believe in you. I believe in you. You need to stop doing that. If I was you, and I was a kind thing, it would be too great. Yo, don't say dang it. Oh, I know what you said. You're too loose, tighten up. Because you're exhaling, I can feel that you're not tense. You have to be tense. Yes. Get tense. Shoot the disc a bunch. Which was better, album, sports or tour? Oh, god, yeah, that's tough, man. There's only a handful of songs on sports that I like. There's too much harmonica, though, man. And Huey needed to get over that harmonica now, I think, because he was okay. Laura Boers, I... They based it on I Want a New Drug. Yeah, but they got in trouble for basing it on I Want a New Drug. You're too loose. Tighten up. Dead Foot, 2015. Guys, I'm sorry. Don't mess up. Flack-erated. Huey Lewis sued Roy Parker Jr. and it was settled on the gag order. but years later, oh really, it's too bad? No. I can be rich. You can be rich. You can do it all. How do you sue that? I'll pay you a bunch of money, but shut up about it. Yeah. Did it work? Did you owe him that money back or something? That'd be amazing. Guys, for every $5 donation I will give Laura a painful noogie. Laura will give me a painful noogie. This is Pimp Yourself Out for Money Day. Oh, kiss that gem. What did you say? Do we? There, watch your mouth. We're on the internet. Do we? Up and around, baby. It's freaking trash water. Alright, B, this is your chance. Look at this. Hold on. You're in a good place right now to be here. Beat the crap out of the recognizer, and then use the recognizer to hit everything else. Like, once you have the most money. Guys, I ran out of beer money already. Are you kidding? Where do you think those three bottles of wine came from? Those are $1,200 each. Laura, always hungry. Yeah. I am always hungry. It's dinner time. You know, I guess... Oh, Uncle Carmy, you'll be in Chicago in 20 days? Hell yeah, dude. So, like, the 20th or the 21st? I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Laura is always hungry. I usually bring food. I didn't bring food. I only brought a little bit of papitas. A little papitas? A little papitas. I have to eat every three hours, so I feel really hungry. Yeah, she is really hungry. Yeah, Laura needs to get high Yeah, you need to be way more tight but Nailed it Nailed it! I literally just left Chicago on a Sunday? Really? What were you doing here? You can see they're so angry. What were you doing here? Well, because I'm hungry. And I can't help it. Yeah, Laura's pissed right now. I love you, Internet! I have to take a headshot of Laura, and I'm going to wait until she's like starving, so it's just the most pissed off photo anyone's ever taken. Hangry Laura! Big McFaddy? Big McFaddy, how are you, sir? Love you, love your show. Sandwiches? Gimme diapers. Love to tango. Nonsense abound. Delta tango... A board game tournament? Whoa, that's awesome, dude. Kappa? Delta tango kappa? Oh, we got a delta tango kappa. See, you got to trust him. Like this. Pump, pump. Nailed it. If Bruce Banner is angry, he becomes Hulk. If Hulk is angry, he becomes Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris is angry, he becomes Laura. Laura is angry and hungry. Hangry. Why are you not already happy now? Go wait in the car. go wait in the car RIP childhood it's so good internet when I was a kid and I would really act up like really bad my mom would put me in the car she'd be like hey I would know I was in trouble and my mom's like, get in the car, we're going for a ride. And I'd be like, oh, hell yeah, I love rides. And we'd start driving and I wasn't big enough to look over the windshield or anything. She'd look over at me and she'd go, I'm driving you to hell. And I'd be like, what? She's like, I'm driving you to hell right now. We're going. We're like five minutes away. I'm driving you to hell. They're like, oh God, I'm sorry, Mom, I'll never do it. She's like, it's too late. I called hell. They're waiting for you. The reservation's in. We're taking you to hell. And she'd be driving and I would be clawing and screaming. I'm like, I don't want to go to hell. My mom's like, fine. Are you going to behave? I'm like, yeah. She's like, okay. And she would go home, get on the phone, and be like, hell, yeah, he's going to be a good boy, so don't worry about it. Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ruining my life. That's a great tool. I'm driving you. I'm driving you to hell. All right, we've got to hit some gem shots here. Do not make me turn this pinball machine around. Yes. Oh, crap. All right, we've got to get our stage on here. Don't know where the cat may fall. All right, can we... Oh, baby, this is what I wanted. Okay. You see how when you hold this flipper in, how both flippers go? If you do this, let out just a little. I'm really close to dropping the ball with that flipper. So I can do this now. It's called a stinger. It's very dangerous, but it's how you can make shots with that flipper now that... Too late, doesn't matter, take my life. Fun trick. Fun trick. Bounce, bounce. Your favorite pin. My favorite pinball machine is the machine is, there's a, I don't have a specific favorite. I like AT-AT-AT, I like Metallica, I like Stargazer, a game that came out in 1981. I like, I like Jackpot. Honestly, I love a lot of pins. It's hard to find a pin that I'm just like, I'll never play this game again, because at the end of the day, even if a pinball machine is truly trash, it's Bill Pinball, you know? It's like Desert Island. If someone's like, oh man, I'll never play a frickin', you know, screw Maverick, that game's the frickin' worst. But you know what? If you're a pinhead and you're on a Desert Island, and that's the only game that works, and magically it has power somehow, you're gonna frickin' play that game. So get the hell out of my face, right? One, two, three. Dinner! Put on dinner! Oh, great. Alright, Uncle Kermie, have a good one. Daddy, Chief, and Daughter. Guys, let's not get way too creepy here. Let's keep this at a moderate, standard internet level creepy. Yeah, Jack might start getting a little bit of sound. Stargazer needs sound, though, for it to be a fun game. It needs it, because it turns into an orgasm. The game is so good. Alright, let's see. Alright, ZZ Top, have a good one, buddy. Let's see if we can keep these two balls alive. Nope, we can't. Can we do this in time? Nope, too late. Too late. Alright, see if simulation's ready. The mini wizard mode. Orgasm machine equals favorite machine. Indeed. Any orgasm machine is my favorite machine. I've never played Family Guy. It wasn't working. As Chris says, the barcages that he has has Family Guy. I don't know if he has it yet. You don't see why people love it? Chris, please reset existence. Hello, thank you for calling. Thank you so much. Whoa! I didn't even hear that because this music's so freaking loud. He says he'd rather play Adam's Family or Kids. You know what, Adam's Family is fun. It is fun. But Adam's Family, once you learn the sort of like, gimmick to the game on how to blow up a used sword, it's still fun, but the game turns into a two-shot game and that isn't exciting at all. I don't think I've ever seen that. They have one at Emporium Logan Square. It's the first machine when you walk in. Okay. This is your fault. Bring in Vito, man. All right, Laura, we have ten minutes. Kill it. Alright Laura, we have ten minutes. Kill it. Don't know where the cat may hide. Um, if I were you, and you were me, I'd still just... I'm the cat of your house. Cream of meat. Hello, cream of meat. Welcome to the Dead Flip Stream. You, sir, are the cream of the meat. The most disgusting part of the meat, but still my favorite part of the meat. Oh, that's it. 1.4 million just for doing that. I think we can't do it again. Dang it all. Man, we can't do it again. Oh, that ain't going to tilt. You ain't going to tilt. You ain't got the balls. You ain't got the freaking balls to tilt on danger. Oh, God. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Bust. Okay, end of zone. Get it end of zone. I've never seen this game. Seems pretty sparse. Cream of Meat, this game is a lot of fun, honestly. Why did Jack play the... did he do something during the short break? Neato. There's a reason we have that, so I can hide the secret things I do. You gotta be ready. I did it again! I did it again. You gotta be ready. Did it... did it kind of bounce? Oh! Okay, we're good. Uh, you hit it too soon. Just not many gimmicks. No, it's a lot of fun, though, man. This game is a digger. Like, it's about chopping wood and really nailing your shots. And the shots on this game are a lot of fun. 10, thanks man alright buddy, have a good one thanks for coming Jesus Jesus digging, chopping, and nailing yes, exactly Keep it fresh! It's about digging and shopping. And they live! Oh, fallen. Oh my gosh. Time has sanded. Live, dummy, stupid, dummy. What's that? What the hell? Keeping it trill. Keeping it trill? Keeping it trill. What's that? What the hell? Even at Trill? Even at Trill. Trill. T-R-I-L-L? Yeah. What the hell does that mean? Anyway, what the hell is Trill? Like keeping it one trillion? I think this pin would have been better if the movie did not suck for that. I don't think theme means anything, man. This game could be all about laying concrete in a residential area, and it would still be fun in this format. Yep. It's a really big development. Yeah, right. The game. You forgot to pull your permit! No! Don't eat does not allow! Gazoonga! Guys, freaking... Roadshow, yeah? Exactly. Roadshow's pretty close to that. Way hail! It's payday! Where's my chair? Oh, red. I hear there's a game about fruit. No, juicy fruit. Not the gum, not the gum. Low Nelly, big juicy melon. We had one here on stream. Oh, yeah, baby. It's a big domain. Bad movies make a bad thing. You freaking ding dong. Yeah, exactly, like Dracula. Tense, for real, if you gotta go, bye-bye. Ah, tense, I love you, man. Have a good one. With Pinch Seth, I would argue that Demolition Man was a good movie, but I don't think that yet. I had to go back and watch Demolition Man while we had a Demoman here, and it wasn't terrible. I mean, it was okay. Uh-oh. A lot of people really like that. Yeah, they got an email from Cheese Spring. I just received an update from our production team. They said that they do not use CMYK and that they match as close as possible to the mock-up screen. What? Are they retarded? Oh, sorry, that's a terrible phrase to use. I apologize for that. Um, it's, uh... The shirt's printed correctly in terms of color, however the placement is definitely off. We can reprint these items, but it will be the same color. Man, so dumb. I'm just pissed. Pissed? Guys. Are you angry? Teeth spring has screwed up my shirts like three times and I'm like fricking livid What is that KD to the KE I'm so pissed, man. Is that it? Teespring needs a color specialist. Teespring needs a lot of stuff, man. I'm just... I mean, I'll let them make the shirt again and then everyone gets another screwed up shirt. Yeah, and then figure something else out. Or I guess I'll just... Unless I can... I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know what to do. no they're not going to I'm going to ask them if I can just because the colors the colors are so freaking off I'm a freaking I'm a broadcast commercial animator I know everything there is to know about colors they can't pretend to tell me that I'm doing something wrong I'll bust them in the freaking face and to tell me that a t-shirt company doesn't do TMYK is saying that a frickin... Color? Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's like saying a movie company doesn't use cameras. I'm sorry, I don't know colors. What are these colors that you're talking about? Stupid. Freaking stupid. Why do you call Sleevel's t-shirts ice rags? That is so great. I'm into it. Exactly. The placement was completely off, but they... Like, get out of my frickin' face, man. Confuse them with PMS colors. Sam, take a turn. The color on the shirts that I had printed are so off, it's ridiculous, man. Like, crazy off. Oh, it almost went up there. Here we go. Nailed it. I don't know. Alright. Clue. Nailed it. Well, I could have gone anywhere, but the reason I went to Teespring is Twip uses them, and the stuff that they've been making looks pretty good. So, I don't know. I don't know. All right, guys. We're doing a good sea simulation here. Does that get rid of your health score? No, just my big freaking bonus that I had. Is that it? We have time for one more game. And then we gotta go. Yeah, okay. Ready? This is for all the marbles. Regardless of what happened today, the winner of this wins everything. All of it. You ready? All the things. Good luck. I'm taking it home. The winner... Go and crack their head against the wall. Yeah, no kidding. I'm excited now. No, I believe it. My pinball show will be on late nights California time. Folks, I want to build a talk show set here. so I can interview people and then play pinball. How does that sound? I think it's a good idea. I do, too. Yo, let me get them Obamas up in here. Obamanation? Yeah, we'll get, like, some Congress people. You should get Papa John. I need Papa John. Be like, hey, are you familiar with Papa Pinball? Caesar, what's that guy's name? Caesar? Caesar Chavez? I really don't know that guy. Laura has to co-host? I'll be the Andy Richter. I need an Andy Richter. Or I guess in that case, no, I guess Andy Richter works. I could be your Joey Fatone. Yeah, do you want to be my Joey Fatone? I'm Laura Beeson, and this is The Deathlet Show. So, now here comes your boy, Jack Jankin! And forever. Forever? Well, not forever, I'd need you the next day. Jack is wearing heels, yeah right. This is like the guy stripper heel here in Chicago, and it's for people who have really large feet and need high heels. So mostly... Megatallades. Megatalladies or men. Oh. Or men. You know, I didn't think about that. Where do you get them? If you're a type 13 and you're a woman now, what do you do? You've always been a woman, Laura. It's true. Let's just kill the conversation now. Watch your mouth. To shake the feminist dust. Okay, you're done. You're done, Laura. You're done. You're done talking. You screwed it up. You lost the talking privileges. I'm trying to set up a decent lead against Laura because she will come back hard and come back strong. Family picnic on Desolate Pedquarters sponsored by Pinball Machines. Top of danger. Better flippers, better pinball. Top of danger. I like that. Stream of Meat, start one dude. If you need any help, I'll let you know everything I've figured out on how to stream with the free camera setup. I've been helping out a lot of people and I'm more than happy to spread that knowledge around. Because we need more pinball on the interweb. Son of Flynn! The Freckin' Ding Dong! The Son of Jamaica! React! Oh yes! Yeah, Ted Spence, that looks frightening. Gary Stern with his Kiss makeup on driving around the city? Holy crap! You were coming back, dude. It was impressive. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Awesome Cream, yeah man, just give me a holler, I'll give you the deets. I'll give you the deets. I've helped a lot of people out that are currently streaming on the interwebs with like mics and cameras and stuff and software to use. Nailed it. Snailed it. Give me a gem shot, give me a gem shot. Ball added. Nailed it. So that's Cora done. Let's see if we can't get another gem shot. So if we get it in the scoop like that, now we have two multiballs running. So many balls. This one for all the pinballs? They all hatch? I think there's only like four pinballs in this machine. You have to. You have to fix it. No, there's no way I have six balls. Definitely. No way. Definitely. Okay. I have a mic, a camera, and software, but no pinball table. Give me the mad look up homie please. Uh, yeah, that's the hard part. That is the hard part. If I didn't have the connections that I have, I'd be a guy with a bunch of sweet equipment and nothing to scream. Uh, please tell Fred that a pinball streaming tutorial at Kinside is really informative. The Mac based one? Yeah. It's been a while. Something happened. Something happened. Can you hit the freaking corner shot once? Chip shot! Just kidding. Oh, that was it. Drop catch? Come on, beastin'. Meet up with Rick and I and Seth. I'm in the area of Chicago. And by near Chicago, I mean Texas. Yeah, I guess that's close enough. Pinball. I'll play it. A dollar per point. Oh, baby. Let's go. Cream. I'm into that. I really want to... Yeah, we can sell pinball. How much are you offering? Because if you talk... If you private message me, we can talk. Because I think pinball, I'm just trying to buy it from the salsa. It's a pinball machine, that's for sure. It's not that it's... Okay, it's not the worst game in the world, but it's like... There's nothing to do on that machine, man. They make it very apparent that there's only one shot in the whole game you need to shoot for. Everything else is just going to drain your ball. They didn't put the gamble on pinball. There's no house. There's no video pinball. Oh, hell yeah. Well, there's too many variables for real pinball. Like, if you're gambling and all of a sudden a rubber breaks, too, the casino's going to get sued, man. You're spelling Tron as well? This is not our Tron. This was donated to us by a lovely man named Gavin of Gavin's Game Service. Google him. If you need your game fixed, he'll do it with a smile on his face and a streak of skunk in his hair. Wait. Fudge. Oh. Ha ha. All right, buddy. Let me just play this time. We can say goodbye to the interwebs. Okay? Okay. Okay, Laura? Okay, Internet. I'm starting to get real hangry. I've got to get Laura the hell out of my studio before she breaks something. Smash! If you could feed me, what would you feed me? Oh, God. Let's not think of that. Wait, that was a really bad question. Can you hit number two, please? I mean, if you had a pizza, what would you feed me? If you could feed me, what would you feed me? Oh, Kappa didn't mean to ask that question. Oh, it's so quiet now. Everybody go to sleep. Guys, everyone be quiet. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Big shout out to Vigo. Peace, man. Red wine. Alright, Internet. Thank you so much for coming. This has been day three on Tron. We have two more days of this. I keep meaning to drop the pitch back down so it's not such a huge ball crusher, but I think I'm just going to leave it. Big shout out to Laura for stopping by. Killing it. Big shout out to Vigo for ignoring his bathroom duties, you lazy piece of crap. Nothing? Folks, I want to say thank you so much for the followers. It means a lot. Thank you so much for the donations. It also helps me a lot to continue to bring you guys awesome content. Thank you for all the subscriptions. That is just like the most heartwarming, like, holy farts. I love you guys. Six subs today. Man, we are 23, 24 subs away from two more emoticons and a dope-ass tattoo. Donate to kids. I'm a body somewhere. We got to figure out what it's going to be, where it's going to be. Not above the neck. But we'll figure it out. Big shout-out to Vigo with a stay-pucked. My man. You know what, folks? Demented, thank you so much. Have a wonderful night. You know, all the loves and the things. Laura, do you have anything to add? Thanks for having me. I love being here. It's the best talking to everybody. And Jack's okay, but it's about you guys. Thanks for hiking me. I appreciate the hike. I'm getting better because of you. Because of you. Dad. Dad. I'm not her dad. Folks, okay, have a lovely night. It's Wednesday. I'm sure it's beautiful out where you are. Go outside and go play some pinball. Have a good night, Internet. Bye, guys. Goodbye. See ya. See ya. Can you hit zero, please? Ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful night. I will see you tomorrow, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Jack Danger signing out. if I leave I die don't die guys don't die number one if you die you know put in the good word for me wherever you go put in the good word for me okay great pardon me I gotta kill oh my back guys my back Let's go eat food, man. Pew, pew. Pew. You ready for some food? Pew. I'm ready for food. JD, go outside. Oh, yeah, say, go outside and play pinball. Bring your machines with you, nerds. No drop frames. Holy crap. Can you go to my game for some sex? Sleep tight tonight. Get a lot of rest. That's so sexy. Alright guys, goodnight. Bye.