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METALLICA (PRO) - STERN 2013 #Pinball 09/16/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 40m·analyzed·Sep 18, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip streams Metallica pinball with chat; Gary Stern visit announced for next day.

Summary

Dead Flip (Jack Danger) streams live Metallica Pro pinball gameplay on September 16, 2015, with casual community chat interaction. The stream includes announcements of upcoming special guests (Gary and Sam Stern visiting the next day), charity promotions, and community engagement through subscriber goals. The gameplay itself is secondary to the entertainment and social elements of the broadcast.

Key Claims

  • Gary Stern and Sam Stern will visit Dead Flip arcade tomorrow (September 17, 2015) with friends

    high confidence · Repeated announcements throughout stream; Jack references Sam Stern's Facebook post confirming visit; mentions Gary Stern is 'the gentleman who owns the company that's still making brand new pinball machines'

  • Dead Flip is picking up a KISS pinball machine tomorrow and dropping off a Walking Dead machine that Sam Stern donated

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'tomorrow, around noon, I will be driving Teed Off Sam Stern Teed Off pick up my KISS and, uh, dropping off the Walking Dead that Sam Stern donated Teed Off us.'

  • Metallica (2013) received substantial code updates that significantly improved the game

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'They did a bunch of code updates. Now it's freaking amazing. This game is so good.'

  • The streamed Metallica machine is set to 'no ball saves, no extra balls, super wide out lanes' and was freshly waxed

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'All of the games that we play here at Deadflip are typically no ball saves, no extra balls, super wide out lanes. And in there or similar interjection the case of Metallica here, I freshly waxed this at the beginning of the week'

  • Jack Danger is attending TwitchCon in San Francisco next week (before Deadflip's birthday)

    high confidence · Statement: 'Next week, Thursday morning, I leave for San Francisco for TwitchCon. That will also be a few days before Deadflip's birthday, which is going Teed Off be dope.'

Notable Quotes

  • “They did a bunch of code updates. Now it's freaking amazing. This game is so good.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip host)@ 11:53 — Assessment of Metallica (2013) improvements through code updates; indicates post-release development significantly enhanced game quality

  • “Gary Stern, Sam Stern coming tomorrow. And anyway... Yo, Miss Zombie, what's up?”

    Jack Danger@ 11:18 — Confirms upcoming visit from Stern Pinball leadership to Dead Flip arcade

  • “One of these days I'll make my living off of playing pinball, folks. Until that day comes, I remain a lowly animator.”

    Jack Danger@ 53:41 — Personal commentary on Jack's career; indicates he works as animator while streaming pinball; reflects community dynamics of pinball streamers

  • “If Gary Stern is going Teed Off be here, I need Teed Off keep it chill.”

    Jack Danger@ 54:09 — Shows respect/awareness of Stern Pinball CEO's status; indicates anticipation of meeting company leadership

Entities

Jack DangerpersonGary SternpersonSam SternpersonDead FliporganizationMetallica (2013)gameKISSgameWalking Deadgame

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Dead Flip implementing subscriber goals with physical rewards (custom Power Rangers costume wear); community participation in charity support initiatives

    high · Goal of 5 new subs triggers Jack wearing Power Rangers costume on stream; references to Pinball Joe's autism charity organization

  • ?

    event_signal: Gary Stern and Sam Stern scheduled to visit Dead Flip arcade for live gameplay and interaction with Jack Danger and streaming community

    high · Multiple direct announcements by Jack confirming visit for September 17, 2015; reference to Facebook post by Sam Stern confirming details

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger operates as entertainment-focused streamer balancing pinball gameplay with animation career; maintains daily streaming schedule Monday-Friday 5 PM CST

    high · Direct statements: 'I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time' and 'I remain a lowly animator' while streaming pinball

  • ?

    product_concern: Metallica (2013) game significantly improved through code updates post-release, transforming from 'okay' to 'amazing' per streamer assessment

    medium · Jack statement: 'It was okay. They did a bunch of code updates. Now it's freaking amazing. This game is so good.'

Transcript

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0:00
SOMNAC Hey hey, creating Moving out I'm just walking Walking on the corrosion, hearing a plane. Happy with hoping, hoping to get out of the hole. Thank you.
1:47
There's live just rebroadcasting Pimble Joe at the moment. Oh, yeah, hold on. Pimble Joe. Twitch Trust. EP the Geek. What's up, buddy?
2:30
There you are. Here I am, ladies and gentlemen. Here I freaking am. C and K. I go live at this time every day. have for almost a year.
2:55
Toasty! Thanks, brother. You're the freaking best. Roasty Toasty. Alla Ghosty. Why is your 25 minutes early? Okay. Okay, guys.
3:24
Go buy raffle tickets. I want to win a pinball machine and help kids, damn it. I know you'll be Well, buy more. Buy all of them. Buy all the tickets. All tickets, please.
3:59
Pinball Joe
person
Robert Gagneperson
TwitchConevent
Stern Pinballcompany
Look what I found hiding under the pinball machine. Then I sued. The Deadside. Late night. Come home. What?
4:34
That's true, E.P. That is very true. The odds are against me if someone else buys all the other tickets, but... Actually, the odds don't really change for me. Guys, how... You can't even see this. It's so bright. How hype is this right now? Gary Stern live at Deadflip tomorrow
5:24
Do you remember Blink-182? Demented cheers, brother Uh, EP, The Ent Friends, um, is a little up in the air, but it's, uh, probably Gary's daughter, Lindsay, and her boyfriend.
5:55
You know, for the, for the, for the hype. Get the, get that hype going. Okay, let's turn this off so I can talk to you guys.
6:05
How do I sound? Do I sound okay? I did just a little more audio tweaking. We should be pretty loud and proud and super well endowed.
6:18
That was bad. I'm sorry. I was trying to rhyme. I'm bad at rhyming. It was a hot one today. Um, if it's other Stern staffers, that's awesome. I mean, the door's open, guys. The door's open. Come hang out.
6:38
Come hang, let's bang. Balls around. On a pinball machine. With slivers. You'll sound marvelous. Well, that's funny because, um, I feel marvelous. Thank you for coming.
6:55
Yeah, we have... The doors open, opens the door behind you. We have Gary Stern and friends coming tomorrow. So that we can have an intimate little one-on-one with that.
7:18
That's Thursday. Friday is wide open. If Joe wants to come Friday, I'm all about that. Quint, what is up?
7:27
Saturday. Special guest Saturday. We're bringing Alex from White Mystery back so we can play at a more chill level and try to figure out where her skill set lies.
7:44
That should be fun. Dead Flip revealed a deep dark secret to me in a PM earlier. Yes, shut up me, etc. Shut your mouth.
7:54
So Saturday is Alex, tomorrow is Gary Stern and Friends. Next week, Thursday morning, I leave for San Francisco for TwitchCon.
8:04
That will also be a few days before Dead Phillip's birthday, which is going to be dope. What else? Yeah, you'll probably see some lethal frag action if I can actually figure out how to get my gear to San Francisco.
8:22
Charles, good to see you, buddy. Good to see you. What else? What else is new and hyped up? Locking head. What's up, buddy?
8:34
Other than that... Oh, again, just to keep the hype train building, there's some really awesome announcements coming for Expo.
8:45
And what's the date today? The 16th? Not next week, but the week after that. When I come back from TwitchCon, we have a Bazonkers surprise for you guys. The Zonkers. It's going to be insane.
9:08
And you're going to love it. Whether or not you love it or not, you're going to love it, because I'm going to make you love it. Adventurist, good to see you. I can't seem to whisper to Jack when he's in someone else's stream. Uh, CMK, I think I have whispers turned off on my, uh, my thing here. See if I can turn it back on. Timestamps, mods, slowchat, I don't know. I don't know how it works.
9:42
Merpleman! That's red. Just read. Less read. Uh, Merfleman, GOT pinball, I wish. Give me a Game of Thrones. Um, tomorrow, around noon, I will be driving to Stern to pick up my KISS and, uh, dropping off the Walking Dead that Stern donated to us.
10:14
Um, it's gonna be dope. The top secret announcement, Jack will be playing MLP pinball for an entire month straight. Yes.
10:24
Every game he was playing, he would move the machine off camera. Oh, nice. Guys, if you don't follow Joe Saeed, Pinball Joe, you should. He's the founder of his own charitable organization trying to help people, children, folks with autism. and pinball has to be one of the coolest things to come around for. If you look at Robert Gagno, when I first started playing pinball, he wasn't very social at all. His parents had to take him around places and stuff and now he's going out on his own and he's killing it in pinball. It's incredible. There's just something about pinball.
11:09
It's great. Totally am following even some. Hell yeah, me, etc. That's awesome, dude. That is dope. So yeah, Gary Stern coming tomorrow.
11:22
And anyway... Yo, Miss Zombie, what's up? Miss Zombie. Wait, Miss Zombie, do I know you? Do I know you, Miss Zombie? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day three on Stern's Metallica. This is the pro model of the game, which means the base model, which came out in 19... scratch that... 20... 2013.
11:47
Super, super fun game. One of those games that Stern came out with. It was okay. They did a bunch of code updates. Now it's freaking amazing. This game is so good.
11:58
All of the games that we play here at Deadflip are typically no ball saves, no extra balls, super wide out lanes. And in the case of Metallica here, I freshly waxed this at the beginning of the week, so this thing is a nightmare to play. It's going to be awesome. Oh, hell yeah, Ms. Zombie. I don't remember much from the 24-hour screen, so I apologize. I was, like, I was a zombie myself, actually.
12:26
How long are the legs? Well, they're your typical two and a half feet. I have no idea. Kisses a super legit table? Yeah, we're picking ours up tomorrow. Yo, now fresh wax, though. You know what's up. YOLO style pinball, exactly. Rocket Metallica.
12:44
Um, I did a little more audio tweaking so that the microphone's working a little better. I hope it's working a little better because I messed with it for about an hour.
12:56
But... The zombie party! Hashtag party time Hashtag stop hashtagging Yo Mr. Zombie What's up buddy Please really Read the instruction card You want me to bring my snowball I don't really use it If you don't want it I'll love a I'll take another microphone brother tonight's brew is Discutes Brewery Fresh Squeezed IPA.
13:39
And this beer is freaking delicious. Um, I don't dig the kiss theme? Okay. How to rock this game. You want me to read the freaking card on this thing? For real?
13:55
One dollar for one play. How does that sound? Do you eat whole apples, corn, and all? Come on, it was one hashtag, Ms. Zombie. I'll allow it. I will allow it.
14:12
Let's play some pinball. Hash my tag. What am I missing? I'm missing something. Oh. Something that people say happened, it didn't happen. And if we can manage to get five, ladies and gentlemen, this is something that I've tried to bring to you folks, because I don't dig this stuff, but whatever helps get subscribers in here. If we can get five original subscribers today, okay, I have here a professionally made custom Power Ranger suit that I will wear on the strum.
14:52
For reals. This thing is very revealing, so I think I have something to wear underneath it. I'll have to figure it out. I don't know. Whatever. It's Wednesday. Also, we are on the backlog, I believe it's called, for potential homepage stuff, so there might be strangers coming in and out. If it gets crazy, I love you. Don't sweat it. That's a big bag of weed. the biggest bags for you, my friend.
15:27
Mr. Anderson. How can you call someone if you don't have a mouth? Right? Gary Stern's coming tomorrow.
15:47
Guys, does anyone have the link to that? Hold on, let's share that link real quick and then we'll get to playing.
15:55
What's this Tuka crap? Say your prayers, little one. To include everyone. Knock. I swear this keyboard is the biggest piece of garbage that Logitech makes such great things. I don't know what the hell's going on.
16:19
Exit light. And turn. Mr. Zombie, my man. Thank you, brother. Oh. Sharp. Ms. Zombie, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I please get some flippers and butts up for Ms. Zombie? Thank you, Ms. Zombie. I wish you would return my calls. I got that thing I need to talk to you about with the stuff. You know what I'm talking about. Miss Zombie, thank you so much. You won't regret your butt emoticons. If that's all you get out of this stream, you hit the jackpot.
17:12
Jack got a date with the wife. Oh, right on, Petty. You don't sweat it. Thanks for coming. Damn butts. That's probably wrong.
17:27
Yeah. If anyone's coming over tonight while we're streaming, I won't be drinking too much and I'm on the motorcycle, so if you need a ride somewhere, let's go. We'll buzz around the city, take in the sights.
17:43
And I know I'm huge, but my motorcycle weighs about 1,000 pounds with a full tank of gas, so there's enough room for you on it. Whoever you are. Okay, so, no ball save, fresh wax, out lanes, frick. Here we go.
18:12
Acoustic guitar? Testing, testing. What model of bike do you have? I have an Harley Road King with 16 inch ape hangers. It's a pretty big bike. Pretty big. Oh, I'm already loving today. Yep. No rule, just roll it. Outback Steakhouse. Isn't that their slogan? No rules, just skate, shake him out Hypersensitive left slingshots also is a big deadfoot thing Yo!
19:12
Olaf, what is up, my friend? Olaf It's been said Jack is two times my size Dude, I'm six foot seven and I slouch a lot and I'm still huge oh I guess you're right Lama calm down on the swearing buddy thank you very much
19:48
so a little fun fact about Sparky, people think it's just a bash until you hit it and it counts whatever it's doing, but breaking the opto is one shot to Sparky, hitting the target between his legs is two hits.
20:24
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Hit the freaking pick, you dick! Oh my god. Much embarrassment. Very sad. Casually, what's up dude? Good to see you man. Can you pick me up in the Netherlands? I want a tour. Yeah, let's go man. Droppin' knowledge! Are you gonna custom paint Sparky? You know what, I didn't think about doing that, but that's not a bad idea. It's not mine. Wait! Um, Stern, can you Give me a new Sparky to paint, please. Thank you.
21:23
That's all right. Get the scoots and collect the extra balls. The extra balls. Ooh, double Sparky hit.
21:43
Yo, Table Camp, you're going to the Netherlands? I want to go. I'm about to go to bar mitzvah training YOLO juice stuff Zach that's great man good luck happy bar mitzvah I'm still upset that your mom won't let me come why am I Jack Danger not allowed at your bar mitzvah no hashtags three places to stay in Rotterdam? Nice dude. The more you know. Can we just get Gary to show up with all sorts of swag? Come to the Dutch Pinball Open with you? You know what Tablecam?
22:33
Do I have a place to stay out there? I think that's the biggest problem I have with traveling anywhere, but I need a floor to sleep on.
22:46
Well, crinkle my good, dear champ. Crinkle my... Ah, the four members of Metallica, the greatest voice actors there has ever been. I think those guys... Swag me for a giveaway.
23:03
Is that what swag means? I've never known that. You mean swag. Like, like bad, bad weed. How can I not? Okay. Okay. You're pissing me off here now. Hit it! Oh, you suck! Yes, thank you. Today is a Dutch hostel? Oh yeah! I gotta to use that hashtag hand signal. Miss Zombie, please do so. Oh, suck it. That was impossible. That just happened, actually. Impossible, ladies and gentlemen. How the hell did that just happened. That ball was long gone. Olong Johnson. What are your thoughts on Olong Johnson? Start.
24:36
that smell. Plus, the Rotterdam Pinball Museum just opened. Oh, jealous, dude. If I invited you to my bar mitzvah, then would you bring a pinball machine to my party? I'll bring alcohol that I can see. Never mind. Probably not. Oh, long johnson. If people came, I would definitely think about it, dude, for sure. I did that. I've never been overseas. After hoot. Thanks for coming, buddy. Thanks for talking about your rear end on the stream. That's what we're all about. Nothing else.
25:37
Oh, come on! You stuck. You stuck. Go on the, go on the, stop. I guess I can. And just as for all. Who keeps trying to post flings? I'm sorry. You can't, you can't. Only Submarinos get the post-sling arenas.
26:08
In the arena. Sorry, lovers. Spud, you use Spudging Pleasure. Ah, table cam, I'll permit you, buddy.
26:26
Oh, that's right, my left, my... Okay, Kermit the Frog. alright table cam go ahead and post your link buddy I have it all set up for you and just ask for all water polo pinball whiz what's up everybody toxic rat man I pay for the link privilege google.com Kermit the Frog here I'm not very good at Kermit I can do Crazy Taxi Boys Pee Wee Herman when he's yelling Pimoway still sitting on the floor my man today's subscriptions is good for one tight Costco Oh my gosh.
27:34
The best part about this costume is I haven't worn it in about a year. And I've definitely been eating a lot of pizza before I go to sleep at night. So, uh, we'll see what happens.
27:46
The Wowzer Ranger. Have you ever completed a song? What does that mean? Songs on this game don't do anything If you're talking about ACDC Actually, I just don't even know what you're talking about Like, have I made music before?
28:12
The old beer belly The old eat some pizza while laying in bed belly That is about as hype as I get, ladies and gentlemen
28:24
Alright, ladies and gentlemen It's time that we're going to shoot Sparky Yeah, then we're gonna get up around the ramp, it's time to make some crazy points!
28:33
Actually, that makes me, uh, very light-headed. And I think it just stops that- I don't know what the hell just happened.
28:49
Go, go, four-leaf rangers! Hi. The American Dream. Table cam, welcome to the league, brother! You're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, can I please get some flippers and butts up for my boy Table Cam? He deserves them. Table Cam, I love you, buddy.
29:16
X's and O's and butts and hashtags. Dude, Table Cam, thank you, brother. Post links all you want. The museum's not open yet.
29:51
Table cam, make sure to use all those butts. And flippers and tilt if you want, but usually it's just people are here for the buzz.
30:01
I've come for the buzz. Did you get a hashtag buzz emote? There you go. Oh, me, etc. Pinball Daryl, thank you for the host, buddy. I love you. I'm in love with you. Let's have pinball babies We'll figure it out, dammit We'll figure it out
30:41
Nailed it It's add-a-ball time, kids Mr. Psycho Thanks for the follow I'm having a little trouble getting our Adaball going here.
31:03
Jack, the thing froze. Did you see my message? Uh, I don't know. Did I? CREMUNDO! Are you kidding me? You ripping, freaking snake scam artist piece of crap. Oh my god, the snake. Frag icons need an update? The haircut is real. Oh my god, my life. Thank you! Alright, so that's what we wanted. Then we'll try to get quad ripple scoring or something. We have six tilts already? Oh, what the crap in drop tip is that. Sorry about the squares, folks. Sharks. Sharks. Oh my god, go up the thing or do something, anything. Thank you. Ah, crap, my phone's ringing. Oh, it's a number I don't know. Awesome. Come on, baby. Let's go. Donate to kids.
33:12
Smash that ball! Oh crap. Thanks. Pop a head. Oh, that's a good ball one. Holy crap. Happy hump day everybody.
33:28
That's easy top really. I'm just waiting for my next paycheck. Come on, where's the left ramp, right ramp action? Okay, fine, jeez.
33:42
Oh, that's gone. Where's any of the action? Discovering live pinball on Twitch, Hart. Mr. Psycho Greaser, thanks for coming, dude.
34:05
Dear Mr. Psycho Greaser, thank you for coming. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. actually if you tune in tomorrow the gentleman who owns the company that's still making brand new pinball machines will be here to fight me and drink alcohol oh we're about to hype up some Seeking Destroy here kids if the snake will accept my offering.
34:44
That snake doesn't look so neat. Yes, Gary will be here tomorrow. You son of a... Oh my god. Alright, we're just going to go for the multi-ball and get it later.
35:03
I don't do this 24-7. Are you sure he's going to show up? Does someone want to post a link to the poster that Stern made?
35:23
They posted it on their Facebook, so I'm guessing, yeah, he's going to show up. Well, oh. It's okay, we have a boss save.
35:51
Thankfully, thankfully we have a boss save. Mr. Psycho Greaser Brother, thank you so much Welcome to the leap, brother You're amazing Ladies and gentlemen Can I get some flippers and butts up for my boy Mr. Psycho Greaser That's Three brand new subs Way too quick Thank you I love you, buddy Thanks for coming, man
36:39
All right, so now I can finish crank it up. Thank you for the follow. Justin Weasley. I like a ding-dong train bed.
37:23
5-4-G. Twitch tech support? Thanks. Twitch tech support? Thank you, Water Polo. Beauty Vicious! Um, Beauty Vicious, thank you for coming. You haven't been writing back, you know? We have that over-the-mail chess game going on.
38:02
GG. C&K, I wrote your frickin' name down. You happy? You ding-dong? Look, C&K. stuck it stuck it stuck it
38:19
cuz your body's too beauty vicious for you baby I believe that's how the song goes Live catch. Your mama. Toasty.
38:34
Oh, you guys know each other. I love it. 16 more follows and you're at 4,500? Whoa. Guys, if you haven't clicked follow already, do so. We're almost at 4,500 followers.
38:55
Never take your hand off the game. Suck it, Gil. Reckon it in your hair. Reckon it in your underwear.
39:13
Twitch is better than YouTube. Lol. Transformer, I think I might have to agree with you there. That's amazing. Yeah, yeah. See, this beer is on point. The bad thing about beer with me is when I drink a delicious beer, that night I'm like, yeah, this beer.
39:32
And then later when I'm buying more beer, I completely forget what it was I drank and just end up buying Coors Light again.
39:44
What now? Yeah, the YouTube live stuff's a little ding-dong-y right now. Great, now I want a beer. Get a beer! Like I said, if you want a beer, come over. I'll give you a ride We got the motorcycle out All the ramps No not the Coors
40:17
C&K, I also like Coors Light. By the way, C&K, I don't know if you noticed, but I got high score number three and I put your name down for you, so stop complainin'. Yep, YouTube has an awful delay. Earth, fire, wind, water, heart, go planet, by your powers combined, I am Captain Planet. Captain Planet, he's a hero, gonna take pollution down to zero, gonna help him put a thunder, That got my tooth through and plunder You'll pay for this, Captain Planet Where the planet is, you can be one too Because saving our planet is the thing to do Polluting and polluting is not the way Here with Captain Planet, as he says The power is yours The bus, I mean
41:25
What have I done? Oh, hell yeah, Zach. Message me, brother. Message me. We'll talk. I mean, you're gonna be a man, dude.
42:03
After, like, are you legally allowed to, like, start drinking and stuff like that? Or is that still, like, you still have to abide by the man's laws?
42:12
Aw, get over here, ball. Oh really, Jaden? There's some live streams that have zero delay? I would love to be part of that because talking is a huge part of my stream and that reduced delay crap doesn't work at all.
42:45
I like my chicken blackened. Nothing happened. It was a Lazarus. Shut up. That was a Lazarus. Calm down.
43:03
If you don't know what a Lazarus is, it wasn't that, so don't get confused. I cheated, okay? I cheated.
43:14
The ball is in... Dairy Queen. Grim Life. Totally legal. Kappa. If I ever see you guys death-saving, I'll break your fingers.
43:40
This is a do as I say, not as I do stream, ladies and gentlemen. Okay? Okay. Constipation. Aggravation.
43:58
You can get very low delay, but less delay equals more overhead encoding power. That's fine. What do I have to do?
44:07
Activation. Masturbation. Congregation. Do you have to have your mouse go to the unfollow button? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Water polo. My man. Yo. Relax. Relax, bro.
44:24
Put your mouse down, dude. I love you. My knee. Can I hit? Oh, my God. The ramp is vacant. Thank you for missing.
44:42
Good evening, PSP. I learned it by watching you, Dad. I learned it by watching you. Ah, drug commercials. I don't even understand what's happening there.
45:05
Oh, really, Mr. Zombie? Hmm. Well, I would love for Twitch to open my pipe and let it flow. I'm just looking for a far more open pipe, ladies and gentlemen.
45:24
For which to let my creativity flow. What the hell just happened? Electric chair, multi-ball. That was a real asterisk there, ladies and gentlemen.
45:51
So we're just trying to hit picks right now. Break it up split. That's our chance to make the money.
46:07
Come on snake, you dill. Source is source. Wait, is source source, ladies and gentlemen? Are you sure? Here we go. I didn't separate enough. That was a terrible cradle separation. Yes, yes, Hello? Yes, thank you. This is going to do just nicely. Breathe. I don't even know what he's saying there. Breathe! I don't even know what he's saying, man. What? They didn't go all the way up? Oh, you suck. I'm not even sure what he's saying. What? They didn't go all the way up? Oh, you suck.
47:38
All the way. Love you. Johnny Mnemonic, what am I reading in here right now? And you're running? Oh. Yeah, we're going to want to go inside and crank it up.
48:14
Ooh. I got robbed just then. Damn it! Guys we were one shot away from blowing this apart. We're doing pretty good on this game today. What the hell happened since yesterday? I think it's the shirt. I love the shirt. It's got polka dots. Look at it. It's like an old grandma blouse. You know, you know when you're, when you're in high school and you don't know how to dress and you grab one of your grandma's blouses and you're like, yeah, this looks pretty cool. And then all the ladies are like, yeah. And dudes are like, I'm going to beat you up. But the whole time you're just like, yeah. I'm going to turn air conditioning up one second. Oh, that feels good. We need the white Power Rangers shirt. Guys, this isn't a shirt. This is a toe to neck one piece and then the head is a separate piece. Full body Power Rangers boots ladies and gentlemen. I am drinking the Deschutes Brewery Fresh Squeezed IPA and it is damn tasty. Handy doofray. Squish!
50:25
Metallica! Yeah, I got a creaky door. Chill, man. I need that so, like, when I'm streaming, people can't sneak up on me. You know what I'm saying?
50:40
I need one more beer. Tell me a story, Paul. Uh, it goes on my body the day that we get the five subs.
51:26
We get two more today, that thing goes on, and where's the rest of the stream? I'll even stream an hour longer than I should.
51:41
Go, go, go, go. Why can't things just work? Casually challenge, what's wrong? CalCypher, thank you for the follow, friend.
51:53
You are now my best friend. I have two seats. I looked away. As you can tell here, folks, no ball save.
52:08
I'd sub again, but that's not how stuff works. Exactly. I feel so bad. Hey, shut up. All right, I'm going to drain this one because this has been an awful nightmare of two terrible balls.
52:31
Wrecked. Thank you, PSP. I have been wrecked. All right. For whom the bell tolls and time marches on
53:11
Frickin'... How do you do a bang back? Guys, don't sweat it. Seriously, don't sweat it. I'm not... I ain't trying to push it. I ain't trying to push it. You guys sub if you want to. You only show support if you feel like you can, and I'm not trying to push anything. I love you guys just being here and following. Legit.
53:41
One of these days I'll make my living off of playing pinball, folks. Until that day comes, I remain a lowly animator.
53:52
Lowly. A low-life animator. Bounce it. My Mario's here. I think we're going to hold off on that being a possibility tomorrow. If Gary Stearns is going to be here, I need to keep it chill.
54:21
I am but a lowly animator, Grimwise. Oh, I wanted that to be a live catch in the worst possible way.
54:39
Hmm. Can we get Gary Stern to wear his own Power Ranger costume? Does he have one? Can we hype up... Can we do another fake pinball announcement?
54:55
About Power Rangers, please? That MLP thing was so good. I don't know Metallica words. Oh Lord, no please.
55:19
Can't trust some work for the new displays perhaps? Jack has it awesome. That back head I saw. Yeah Toasty, I think a Power Rangers pin would slay. I still think of my little ponies re-theme would work really well, and I think me paying attention might help my game a lot more than it has.
55:59
But I think Lego pinball would play all things. Come on, Grim. Sonic Pinball? Why doesn't it exist? That's a good question, but I think that franchise is a little too far gone to make a pin out of it.
56:27
Yeah, Lego Kregasm all freaking day, man. A Lego pin would slay all pins. come up with some cool, ingenious way to have the bricks on the playfield build something.
56:52
Oh, great, yes. So Sonic did appear on pinball machines. He was just a very small animation on the D&D.
57:04
There's also enough Lego toys out there to put a million different things on a pin. Power Ranger onesie comes by. Power Ranger onesie, welcome to the league, brothers. Welcome to the league, brother! You're amazing! Um, thank you for creating a BS account to get me to wear Power Ranger costume. I believe we are one subscriber away. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers and butts up for a Power Ranger onesie? My heart goes out to you, friend. Thank you so much. That is too freaking funny. Too freaking funny.
58:02
Build it yourself pinball. I think that wouldn't go over very well. Power Ranger onesie. Enjoy your butts, Mr. Ranger.
58:32
Play again. Stop telling me to play again, you dill. Yo, Calcifer. The hero's here. Look at this thing. It's a whole suit.
58:56
One more sub. One more new sub. Ladies and gentlemen. Play again. Play again! We need this. Where am I going to change?
59:18
Change on strump? Play for it. Here we go. Yeah, right guys. You're so good. Cow Slipper! Welcome to the lead, brother! You're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers and butts up for the person that has decided my fate?
59:56
Sit and listen to Metallica for a minute. I'll be right back. I'm just going to play the Metallica music while I change into this dumbest thing. Alright, shirt's off, shoes come off. Totally can't see you Kappa. You're making me blush Kappa. We need red wine! Oh man, I can't believe this crap.
60:59
Alright, advance. I'd say this isn't the first time we've been naked in the studio, but... Alright, come here. Power ranger.
61:19
Great thing about spandex, or latex, or whatever this crap is, It doesn't matter, it's a game. Wait, it's still a good glove. Oh my god, I'm in front of you.
61:33
Red, red, white, white. You guys know I'm going to be riding home on my motorcycle in this costume. Make sure your junkies are straight. I'm wearing Bachner so that there is no junk showage. All right, just about done. The gloves. I hope someone tries to break into the studio
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while I'm doing this. Totally won't get pulled over. Totally won't get beat up. I wish Laura was here to see this. Oh, she... I'm sure someone's gonna tell her immediately.
62:36
Who's recording? Get outta here. Summons that darn chat. Okay, the collar... I hate that there isn't a mirror in here so I can see what it looks like.
62:56
And the yards go wide In the warm, in the light In the dragon's fire And the things that will light Yeah Ooh, this thing is warm
63:56
2 3 I can't see a damn thing. I can barely see. I can't read. Oh no! See it like zips up in the back? It's just one whole thing.
65:06
2x Crack It Up, Cash Out, or Get the Hell Out. Okay. Let's go. Can you explain what this here was originally for?
65:24
It's for a shoot I was doing. Michelle says hi. Francis, I'm wearing a Power Ranger costume for some reason.
65:36
The whole thing is one piece. It's one whole solid. The feet, all of it. Alright, well, let's play some pinball.
65:58
Alright, now I need five more people so I can take it off. Alex, I'll see you Saturday, buddy Oh, this is weird Onesie hype Pinball Viking Thanks for the follow, buddy
66:31
Cosplay off headed Look, I'm Superman. Very good. Oh, my God. You're like, freaking me out. You deserve a kiss for that outfit. Thanks for writing my crappy day. Casually, sorry you're having a crappy day, dude.
67:22
Thank you for the tip, brother. Don't fear, I shall save you. Superpower Bat-Dude. This actually feels really frickin' amazing. before Jack changes all of his clothes to spandex.
68:04
Nice job. The idea with Laura is like two months ago, if I didn't do anything with it. Two million plus for a GTFO. Bingy, what's wrong? Are you having a bad day, brother?
68:41
I'm having a marvelous day. Thanks for not asking. Jeez. These clothes are impossible to play. What up, Thunderstorms? I mean, I'm Batman. I mean Power Ranger. I'm Superman.
69:15
I'm pinned on that. The Batranger. This thing does not breathe. Holy crap. Whew! This thing does not breathe! Holy crap! How do you wash a pinball out of this? I mean a parlor-in-the-snood.
69:58
Oh, I'm so sorry! Don't go to the main entrance, please. IFT, thank you so much for your donations, buddy. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
70:14
Bars. The new viewers are going to come in here like, what? Hi, my name's Jack Danger. I play pinball in a very revealing Power Rangers suit.
70:40
What the hell was that? Spook him back. That makes sense. I did flip. That's a rip. Stop making that noise.
71:30
Clean, come on. Chuck Dinkins is your mama. Oh, damn it. You can trap balls like Yellow Wind, lol. That was trash. Was that ball two? Hopefully. Nope. Ball three. Fall free.
72:31
Where's Rachel? Hello, this is Bruce, man. Shit, I mean, that way. Shit, I mean... This thing feels, uh... strange?
72:53
Where's your sidekick? A.K.A. the grills. I'm the grill. Whoa, there is no traction on my feet. Electric chair
73:53
Hell yeah! We've tilted this machine eight times, huh? Well, it's only Wednesday. Guys, here's... hold on.
74:13
I'll tell you, the funniest part of all this is Stern putting out that announcement to check out my stream because Gary's gonna be on here tomorrow, John here tomorrow and I'm here in a frickin' spandex car-ranger suit. Where's your black eye shadow? Man, I am sweating my donger off right now. Number three says smooch. Cryptic. Anonymous. Very cryptic actually, because you don't even have a profile photo so I don't... Alright, who could this be?
75:07
He's gonna recite not to come. 3-1-2, 3-1-2. Nice job. One-hand hyperino. I didn't make this outfit. I had a company out in Japan build this for me for an animated short I was doing that involved some live action.
76:12
When Gary gets here tomorrow, I'm not going to ask him for a table. I'm going to ask him for a job designing my own pin through Stern.
76:20
Like, listen, I got this great idea, right? My little pony. It's gonna blow up everywhere. Awesome. King Cypher, thanks for coming, dude.
76:37
Freaking great, man. Stardust is minions. Oh, I'm not he, but it's scary all the time. Like, bro, you ready for this? Pinball machine?
77:04
Remember the movie Big? The pinball machine. But it's, like, big. C&K, yes, your initials are still up there, buddy. You're number three on the table, man. You got like 113 million on this bad boy.
77:28
Now I'm on a fritter. Oh, what? Don't talk about my fritter like that. asking for a first GOT off production line? Perhaps.
77:48
We never asked him, maybe we should. Is Gary a pinball guy? He's not really a big player. Number three, oh really?
77:56
Number three says smooch. Oh, C and K. My man. Damn it, C and K, you son of a duck. Thank you, buddy. Thank you for the five subscribers. I love you guys. The more new subscribers we get, the more popular the channel becomes in Twitch's database, and the more people we can start bringing in and exposing to pinball. And I'm happy to dress like a frickin' dildo for that exact purpose.
78:23
Because the more pinball that's out there, the more I get to play pinball. The more everyone gets to play pinball. It's going to be great. It's just a frickin' win-win for everybody.
78:35
Mochi bochis. So when is the best time to go for graveyard multiball? Whenever you find it open and you're not in a multiball. I don't go for it on purpose, but I'll show you.
78:50
You can backhand it like this to dig your way in. Ah, Miss Zombie. Well, if you have any questions, please don't be afraid to ask. I'll answer anything. So we have one more shot.
79:19
So the thing that sucks about grave marker multiball is if you dig your way in and you drain before you start it, you've got to dig your way back in. How is it only 550E2?
79:41
My life. They're all up again, yes, but I already made one shot towards grave marker, so once I get them all down, I just have to get one shot to the back there, and then the multiple will start.
79:58
This giant is not there. This giant isn't there. It doesn't make sense. That is sick dude That is sick dude I don know if you guys can tell how hot it is in this fricking suit Yo Sometimes With a Y How clever of you sir Thank you for the follow Or madam. Or little pup.
80:31
It's almost midnight where you are PSP? Dang dog. What a catch. So new question, how much shots does it need for the first graveyard multiball, and how many shots are added after that? So once you get the grave markers down, it's two shots to the back to start the multiball. After that, I don't know. I think it just adds shots on the back end.
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But if it does, I don't know how many. Clean, clean yourself. Treat yourself. Okay, I'm for some reason can't play when I have smooth gloves on. Look at this. They're just, they're freaking slippery. It's good to start showing up to pinball tournaments like this. Yo, what up? Jack Danger in the pound. Nice job. Change yourself. What's up, they all hate me? Jack Swagger. Oh, crap. I should I almost busted my chops.
82:18
Go full on Tron Legacy. Good to see you, they all hate me. Yeah, grave marker is pretty dangerous. What people normally do is they don't take shots across the table. So what they'll do is they'll do all backhands when they need to.
82:42
And the backhand is a little hard to read at first, but once you get it, you got it, because it's almost, it's just past the point of being a postpass.
82:53
Like, that was a little too late, and that looked like it was... Are you kidding me, dog? I want to play some Golden Earring, you know what I'm saying? Nazareth, I mean.
83:08
Good, I can still use my, I can still use my, uh, my phone. Oh, what the what? Frag kill. Uh, guys, hold on a second.
83:57
Hold on one second. This is Jack. Oh, good brother, how are you? Tonight? Let's see. I am going to be... I'm currently in the middle of something and won't be done until about 7.30. but yeah I could definitely talk after that I don't know if that's too late for you
84:55
awesome yeah I won't have access to a computer for the next like hour and a half maybe two hours but yeah yeah, that'd be great.
85:07
Alright, brother. Well, I'll talk to you soon. Alright, man. Bye. You know what's fun is trying to be That was a business call, by the way.
85:29
No computer access is streaming. Guys, pinball is serious business, okay? Pinball, serious biz. You guys are the something I have to do right now.
85:55
Oh! Death save. Not death save. Datsite. Datsite? That was a picture to a neat Metallica mod. Oh, crap. Sorry, Locken.
86:16
Someone has to permit you. Yo, Uncle Kermie. What's up, dude? Get lost. All right, PSP Gamer, have a good one, buddy. Talk to you soon.
86:45
I'm sorry. I'm in a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers suit at the moment. Yeah. Working on a show. Uh-huh. Yep. The Mighty Morphin Power Danger. Yeah. No, I think it's a great idea, too. Mm-hmm. Yeah. No, I could see me getting beat up a couple times. All the time? Yeah, you might be right. Okay. Alright, I love you too, Mom.
87:15
Stick in the straw! You got good body for the suit. No, I don't, man. The camera is helping a lot. I'm super thrumped out right now.
87:42
I'm straight thrumping. That's what I'm showing. I am sweating a lot in this thing. Should I bring this to TwitchCon?
87:58
No! Mighty Morphing Power Ninja. I know if I was wearing it, I would have enough subs to take it off.
88:13
Straight thrumping. Pizza. sweaty butts. Yeah, I got some. Gotta keep the beer coming. I'll save you. I'm sweaty.
88:40
Guys, I don't want any more jobs. How do you get five subs today? You're seeing it. The promise of a terrible costume. You know.
88:56
Don't look at my... Interesting outfit. Thanks, TBJ fan. Right after the machine says, No! People were crazy enough to hit the sub buttons. I don't think it's crazy. I think you guys are just super awesome.
89:19
Don't step back in that suit. Don't lock up my junk. I'm going to get kicked off of Twitch, nerds. Don't narc on me.
89:37
Is there going to be some stupid cosplay thing happening at TwitchCon? Alright There's no grit Bring beer to TwitchCon No one will care past 6 o'clock Dr. Nine Are you going to TwitchCon, Dr. Nine? I just did it Because if you are, I'll see you there And my Twitch representative Pluto Made me his plus one date To the Twitch party ladies.
90:15
I'm unable to do death saves in this because it's so slippery my hands just slide off. Reason for ban? Moose nuts.
90:29
Yo, give me nuts, bro. Gross. I'll take care of Laura when you're gone. Thanks, Zentron. I appreciate it, brother.
90:45
TwitchCon is happening in San Francisco. I leave next Thursday to head up there. No, I don't leave my basement. I don't either, man.
91:03
Sharks. This is my anti-death-saving tube. Longer day? Owl Anonymous, you only wish. Yeah! No, it's called I Got Five Subs in a Day Day. Day to day, day, day, to day, day, day, day.
91:38
Oh, damn, this dude is slippery. There's no, uh, there's zero grip. There's zero grip. What, so even small crappy channels can go to TwitchCon? Transformers, that's rude. Are you talking about me? Damn it.
92:14
If they have it next year, Big Baller, what is up, buddy? Wait, I want to try something here real quick.
92:28
Is that her ring? Alright, now I need a cool background. Someone give me a tricky background, hurry! Oh wait, I have one. Uh, no I don't.
93:15
Why is there... Okay, never mind. I changed my mind. We're not doing this. How do I get rid of this?
93:37
Oh, I tried something and it failed. Oh, Locken, you got timed out? Sorry, dude. Put the helmet back on? I'll try to play with the helmet on. This thing's a huge pain in the butt.
93:59
Is that an Olympic speed skating suit? Hmm Thank you. Welcome to the stream, ladies and gentlemen. How did he fit down there? Whew! This is fast.
95:39
R-Pi, what's up dude? Whew! Cyborg Kenny, what? It's laundry day, man. CBJ saying this thing, it does feel like it's maybe 120 degrees inside of here. So there was a dynamic motorcycle suit. I'm pretty sure I'd have rocks thrown at me if I rode my motorcycle down the street in this thing. It's the Danger Ranger. Come on, dude. I like pizza.
96:49
Oh crap. Changes my middle and last name. Hey Jack, why not get the mandatory easy to install coffin mod because I don't like it. I don't.
97:11
Why are you wearing that uniform? I'm on call. You know, and morphing in and out takes so much out of you, I gotta be fresh for when Zordon gives me out.
97:28
You know, you know Zordon. Call an Uber and watch him laugh at me. Oh, do you, uh, for Jack? Yeah. I'll make that morphin' dough. Da da da da da da da! Yo Zordy, what's crackin'? Yeah. No, yeah, I know I was drunk and crashed my Megazord. I was partying, dude! Ladies, dig this dude! Yep. I ain't paying for that. Have that freaking idiot robot thing take care of it. Right. Mm-hmm. Yep. I need one more. Alright, yeah, tell Kimberly to swing it over. The pink one, you ding-dong. Alright, bud.
98:43
James Cudfield, if you're watching, this is the most ridiculous you'll ever see your name close to Goofy Astrap.
99:02
Dropped. Kimberly. Yo, I'm all about that Kimberly. Damn it. I'll be back later taking the kicker free to repulse his ass. Thank you, brother. Have a good night. I love you.
99:24
I'll see you later. I've never saw a snake cute before. Well, it's because you're an asshole. Donate to kids.
99:34
I thought that was the Napster thing. Good to see you drinking Oregon beer. Oh, yeah, buddy. Dude, just shoot.
99:43
Discours! That was a bad joke. Jack's special guest today is personality number four. Yeah, thank you!
100:06
I am the human embodiment of the movie Multiplicity. I can't do it. I can't. My hands slip right off the damn thing. Uh, folks, thank you for coming. I'm not done, obviously. It is, uh, there's 85 people here. Um, Gary Stern will be here tomorrow to battle me in a game of pinball. Uh, but really, we're just going to be drinking Stoli and hanging out and smoking cigars, if you know what I'm saying. Um, I'm Jack Danger. I wear a Power Rangers suit every day because that's my job.
100:39
And I think I hear... I thought the phone was ringing. Hashtag 620blazing. Yo, Alonzo, what's cracking, buddy? Thanks for coming, man.
101:04
Amazing. So you and Gary will be playing Radical? Damn it. Uh, Gun Lake, yeah, this game has really turned around through code, absolutely. Here, I'll, uh, as far as the rules are concerned, they've done a lot with the crank it up mode. The scoring on that is astronomical now. And what you can do is while you're doing crank it up, once you've hit your four main shots to collect what you've done in crank it up, if you can get it lit, your 2x through the piston target here, you can hit your 2x, get 2x playfield going, collect crank it up, you get double everything you just did on the playfield. Outside of that, they made some tweaks to scoring. Definitely the modes are a lot more fun. You can stack, You can't stack Sparky and Gravemarker together, but you can stack Coffin with Sparky or Coffin with Gravemarker.
102:09
Snake is a hell of a lot easier to get now. It's pretty cool. He forgot his bet. Arkasha, thanks for coming. I'm just wearing my, you know, my uniform. I get drunk in a Power Ranger costume and then see who I can fight.
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But I gotta play pinball to get psyched up first. Damn, I wanted that pistol target. Yeah, Gunleg, I encourage you to go play this. And it doesn't matter if you play the Pro or the Premium, whatever. The game is pretty much the same. And it's a lot of fun, for sure.
103:01
Check it out. Gunlag! Thanks for the follow, man. Full disclosure, I am not always wearing a Power Ranger costume.
103:19
This is why you don't cut JD off in traffic. Never! It's tournament viable, you see... Yeah, totally. Tit-past! Drop-tit! That's Sparky! Tit-past! Oh, too hard. Is that what you guys are planning tomorrow, Metallica? Oh, yeah, we're going to... When Gary's here tomorrow, we're going to be playing Metallica. And we're going to be playing this Metallica, so I can't wait to see him just lose it.
104:08
Just a big old, what is wrong with this game? Oh, we made it impossibly hard. That's why our scores are not good. It's not your signature, you need to wear nothing else ever.
104:26
Alright, Uncle Carmy, have a good one, buddy. Superman streaming? My man. I like it, Uncle Carmy. Sabotage!
104:37
Revelation! Conspiration! I hope Gary shows up on his motorcycle tomorrow. Gary and I actually email back and forth talking about Harleys.
105:00
Yo, pinball head. Yeah, I love doing that stuff, man. Whoa, me, etc. Really? That is insane. Alright, you got one last target to hit. Don't do me wrong. You did me wrong. You did me super wrong. There you go. Now get in Snake's mouth. Thank you. In Russia, pinball place. Yoooooo!
105:50
Alright, let's not drain any more balls here. Let's not drain any more balls, immediately drain the ball.
106:05
Ohoho! Death Dave. Ah, Transformer! Thanks for coming back, man. Yeah, for a while there, Twitch was putting us on the homepage a lot. Now we're permanently backlogged, so when someone that's supposed to be on the homepage isn't, we show up.
106:33
Tomorrow is also, it's not just Gary's turn coming. it's going to be Gary, his daughter Lindsay, and Lindsay's boyfriend, who's actually Mr. Zombie, right there in chat. By the way, Mr. Zombie, I have no idea what your name is. At all. Like, at all, at all. Uh, Zach, welcome back. Um, sorry, I'm wearing a towering costume.
107:09
Can you go in the thing? Oh my god. We have three lanes ready. Rick. Ryan for those interested. My man. Oh, my God.
107:30
Alnonymous. I had mac and cheese for lunch, too. Guess where I ate? Boston Market. Well, Ryan, thank you. I cannot wait to freaking punch you in the face. Not you.
107:47
It's going to be fun. Hang out tomorrow, dude. This has turned into a two ball game. Uh, one ball game. And the ball's already open.
108:02
Junk wave! They don't have Boston Markets anymore. I ate at a Boston Market. What's with the costume? What costume, dude?
108:13
Oh, do you have... Listen. Do you have ad block on? I have this thing that when ad block is on people's computers, It makes me look like I'm wearing a Power Ranger costume.
108:23
Top of the line graphics, my friend. Dude, there is a Boston Market here in Chicago that I go to, and it's the business. Fego rules. What's up, insane clowns?
108:43
We didn't make this machine. What'd you do to it? Aw. I'll be like, just like the movie Christine, there's always one.
108:55
There's always one. Oh, none of those. Hell yeah, dude. Q-Block origin is better anyway. Rude. Yo, that's rude, dude. When you turn add block off, clothes disappear.
109:33
Welcome to Skyner. Hot Dony? What the hell is Hot Dony? You mean Hot Doggin'? Are you drunk, dude? All I see is a blue button up with little dots. Yeah, that drain was pretty crap. That drain was super crap.
110:00
Nailed it. The drop catches are real. Rock lobster. See? That snake, man. I'm telling you. There's something up with that snake.
110:22
Why doesn't Gary Stern care about... what? Pinball for the kids. Sure he does, man. He donates machines left and right.
110:38
Someone take this pain away. Lifting horses every day. Everything it smells like pee. Needs some air to stop the pee. All one block.
110:57
And I got you, you little... No, dummy. Oh, crap. You'll be the devil again. Kids are into Avengers. Yes. So you guys are going to behave yourselves tomorrow on stream, right?
111:17
When Gary's here. Okay. To the point of the island. No, obviously not. Mathematical. This hit passes.
112:28
You don't have to behave. That's the point of this stream. We're just like, it. Oh ho ho ho! Chatting Amor's Code using the butt emotes. Left butt, right butt, right butt, left butt, right butt. Yeah, but you said left butt, left butt, right butt. This is a circumstance where you're going to want to work on grave marker because it's open if you don't screw up. Hot ball action. one more hit now that it's pulsing.
113:47
I don't want to. What should I make? Oh, my God. You suck all the dogs off. I think. Oh, we're done.
114:09
Clean. I love you. Clean. Oh, I love you. Oh, clean. Queens. These are queens. Okay. I know ZZ Top, that's why I think something like LEGO would appeal to everybody. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. So you see how my Piston Tar gets flashing, that means if I hit it, before I collect, I get 2x if I was to collect, which I am not going to. Although, with the way I'm playing, maybe I could. Mother, tell your children, Danzig. Okay, we'll take that. That was a quick, terrible crank it up. But at least we live, you know? Also, we are one, two lanes away from Seeking Destroy. The Who has powers, nerds? Nerd powers.
116:02
Hi, deaf raddits. Deaf lip, we have a pinball stream. Okay. It's a Jamaican pinball stream. I don't want to do it again! Oh crap. Gopher...tick. So we are one lane away from speaking destroy.
116:43
Nice. Alright, if we can hit it... Sharks! I'm nervous now. So you can destroy if I can hit the coffin.
117:06
Wait, it doesn't start it, does it? Oh my god. It's de- I started seeking destroying during the movie.
117:29
What the frick was that? Hi, pinball life. How are you, sir? No! Ladies and gentlemen, a quote I like to put out that was given to me by the Sharp Brothers when they came here to play this Metallica was this was the hardest Metallica they've ever played ever.
117:55
Because we've set this thing up impossible so that when I get what would be considered a moderately good score is something to be applauded. Definitely.
118:05
Funny as a heart attack. We like it hard. A little crazy bastard like this. Hashtag don't throw up in your mouth.
118:49
Yes, hit the picks, you dicks. Stay inside the pinball machine. Or the plate dealer. Whew! Alright, I got an idea. That was a miss. Damn, I missed. Damn, I missed again. Alright, I got an idea. That was a miss. Damn I missed. Damn I missed again. Don't freak out, Danger. Don't freak out. What the shit was that? Alright, Coffin is almost ready.
119:59
Coffin's almost ready. We have Sparky done, so we're on our way to our second Crank It Up, too. What on earth are you wearing? Cron 3 Dear Kron3 I don normally wear a Power Ranger costume but when I do I do it for subs
120:30
I love you. I was literally one hit away from starting that. I am livid. Are you seeing every ball coming off of there just going to the out line? So you can stack this multi ball with another multi ball if we had one to stack. but we are not close enough to get another multiball in here. Oh my god! The internet! Oh.
121:22
This guy's good! Crown, this is for you, buddy. This is one crazy ass game. I want to quit. Go, go, power danger. Danger.
122:03
Zach, come here and play this Metallica, and then we can talk. Okay? Okay. Shalom. Mazel tov. Thank you, Lord Squeak.
122:22
Straight thrumping. Where's the helmet? It's hard to play in that thing, dude. It's hard to play in it. In fact, it's hard to do anything in it. It's hard to breathe. I can't drink beer. How freaking ridiculous is that? Laura comes in dressed as a kaiju and we battle. And then we start making out and then we turn off the cameras. So leave the microphone running.
123:19
Oh my! No, the rectangle's supposed to be over the mouth. Oh my. The snake sparrows fit kind of left.
124:00
It's morphing time. I would turn off AdMob for that. I would hope so. Amazing. How are you seeing this? It's happening every single time. It's, no matter how hard I hit it, touching the top of the sling, rocketing.
124:29
To the left out way. Play again. Sad Patrol. How about you morph yourself into a better pinball player? Yikes! Here's what's fun about streaming pinball machines that you set up to be really hard. When you show them to the internet, everyone's balls are bigger than yours. Wink. I know all I know.
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No! It's all Kappas, ladies and gentlemen. Kappa here, Kappa there, Kappa everywhere. I know the Kappas. Kappa, Kappa, Kappa. Sometimes people say mean things and they forget to put the kappa. I still know it should be there.
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When you're wearing Power Ranger outfit and you realize everyone can see exactly how big your balls are, you have tiny little, tiny, tiny little genitals.
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Kappa balls! Awesome. Long and... wait. Do you remember when you were a kid and you learned the phrase, when someone's like, yo, how's it hanging? You're like, ha ha ha. Long and hairy, hard to carry.
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Rude! Kepa! I can't! I can't do it in this! Oh, shut up! I didn't tilt you. Scrope. You dirty scrope.
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Guys, I don't want to work anymore tonight. I got a business meeting. You know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to quote the guy. Nah, maybe we should talk about work. I'm just kidding. Uh, yes, Bitwise. I freaking love ravioli, dude. No, Jack, I don't. No sarcasm in that. I don't know what you're talking about, ZZ Alright buddy, see you tomorrow.
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Scrotal tilt. That's Nate Gaspio. Time to change. Ravioli is like the dopest of the pastas, ladies and gentlemen. Pasta with freaking cheese inside of it, are you kidding me?
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Then drive to Ann Arbor. What's the worst that could happen? Cool hashtag. Don't murder me. Who's uncomfortable then if I actually show up? Are you the one weirded out?
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I would hope so, because I just committed to driving three hours out of the way. Why you hate me, Metallica? Haha, I did it Hell yeah Barts Nah, son I'd be heading to the beer store My man But yeah, don't do that This machine disagrees with your wardrobe I think I disagree with the wardrobe Yeah, ravioli with cheese inside instead of meat Bah Babu It's so good Okay, okay, okay
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Say your prayers, little one. Don't forget my son. I'll tuck you in. So, a big thing for my Patreons on Patreon. Patreon? My Patreon patrons. If you are a Patreon patron, can I repeat myself more? I updated a video with some secret updates on everything that's going to be happening deadflip, but you have to keep your freaking mouth shut about it, please. Currently working on my camera rig deadflip, making it out of wood. Your camera rig? That's awesome, dude. Unfortunately Any rig I use has to be lightweight and mobile Casually, that's cute The gangster does say your days a lot Danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger See, no matter how much I hit it
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It's meat and cheese, homie Oh, man Stop dude, I'm like, start, okay, actually the snake is starting to spit right down the center.
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Uh, yeah, I'm sure it is me, etc. Mine unfortunately has to move Well not unfortunately I love taking it to bars and stuff I could use a more durable one though Because I do take it to bars
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Whoa magic wizard That's awesome Where is she? Is she here in Chicago? For compositing, we use After Effects. For 3D, we use Cinema 4D.
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But really, I'm not a one-package studio. If you think you can composite better in Fusion or Nuke, as long as you can deliver the product I need, I'm not going to complain. And if you're doing 3D and it's in like 3DS Max or Maya, you know, it's overkill, but I mean, I'll take it if it looks good.
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What are you wearing, Warble? Rude. This is the battle garments of my country. I'll deliver the package you need. Someone had to say it.
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Let's fly. 737, how are you, buddy? I'm totally wearing this home today. I will, I'm driving home in this car, on my giant motorbike.
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Oh, hell yeah, let's fly. Thanks for coming, dude. Um, sorry about what I'm wearing. I don't normally wear Power Ranger costume.
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It's gonna be cold on the bike. I need it man. It's like a million degrees in this dude. Rage. Soup is gonna get ya.
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Where's my stuff? Where's the cash? Give me food, give me fire, give me jabba-jabba-zai. Jabba-jabba-zai? Jabba-jabba-zai. Amazing.
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Fuel is pumping energy. Yes, and I apologize for my lack... I can't do it in this costume, man. I can't grab it. I need handles. Wait, oh, for a second.
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Bugs. Do I have another cozy, like, spidey? What's a cozy? Oh, you mean one team? She's lightweight and adobe proficient. Would be willing to relocate when she does her BFA in a few years. We'll still be looking for it. you. Magic Wizard, have her send me her demo reel, man. I'm always happy to look for stuff.
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And I freelance stuff out all the time. All the time. In fact, I have a job that I have to get on a call for. But anyway, don't talk about work. Don't talk about work. Thanks, warble. Are you here to talk shit or are you here to just chat? I love you, buddy. I love you. I've always loved you. Again, I can't stress enough how this game is set up. If I put this to freaking easy mode with the inlines down, the fat rubbers back on it, and the balls they've on and the extra balls and the blah, blah, blah. You'd be seeing 400 million point games, and that isn't fun for freaking anybody. This is how you train in pinball.
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The other stuff is just mindless flapping and ball scratching because you're putting up big numbers.
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This suit's like making me pissed or something. I can't handle the trolls in this suit, guys. Their power is too strong.
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The power is too strong. Oh. What? Let's fly, 737. Welcome to the leap, brother. You're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, can I please get some flippers and butts up for my boy? Let's fly, 737. You da man, da man with a plan. I love you, buddy.
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Next, thanks for the freaking follow, too. Dude, let's fly. Thank you so much, man. That is dope. Enjoy the bus.
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Everyone does. Fly away, J.D. Fly away. Oh, my God, the flippers and bus. Yo, Hobbs, what's up, dude?
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Hobbs in the frickin' house. That's your bust. Are you seeing that? That snake is firing sort of pretty straight down the middle. You know, we're just going to shoot it in the snake's mouth and see what we can see.
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Keep flippin'. the but good to see you dude I think this snake might need adjusting I think my life is going to need adjusting when Gary gets here I think I will set this up for easy mode so that there is no anger yo fuzzy fuck it what the hell is going on dude good to see you man good to see you fuzz fuzzy buzz Hola, fuzzy bucket.
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Alright. Oh, that felt pretty good. That felt pretty good. But one hit ain't gonna call it. The frag face with the butts is so freaking great.
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Um, private message me on either here or, uh, Private message me on Facebook. It's up to you. Alright.
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No, that looks clean. It just feels a little dirty. I don't know what it is. Hit it and quit it. The morning after kill. What's up, dude?
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I'm trying to calibrate this snake here. There's like something inside of there. I'll have to open it up and like rummage around in his mouth.
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No, that seems fine. Dude, Fuzzy, it's good to see you, brother. Thanks for coming, man. Are you calling this a small screen because of my, um, suit?
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They've become a fuzz. Oh, that almost did it. Well, I guess it snakes fine. Yeah Toxic, I don't know what the hell is going on in there man.
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He's calling you a false dream. Bro, bro, you wanna go? Bro, bro, do you? Bro. He looks at me funny, ow fuck. What the... Did you hear that? Did you hear that call out?
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Mr. Zombie, tomorrow's going to be rad, dude. I'm stoked. I'm super stoked. I'm going to try to wrap up all my work early. It's going to be good. Jody told me the stuff I need to buy for Mr. Stern to make sure he has a pleasant and inviting stay here at the Dead Flip Studios.
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What do the four nines do when all white? Do the four nines? Four nines. The ones by the flipper? You mean these four picks? Those are picks. Yeah, it's Doley. Dude, Ryan, you know your Stern trivia. Astro Marcus Gary's coming by tomorrow, man. I think he's talking about the four picks here.
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The four picks are essentially representative of, like, collecting the musicians. Because if you hit all four picks, you collect a musician.
142:23
The danger while I have a ball save on. What a champion. See, I got Robert, and he said, you don't want to F with Robert. He's four. Donate the pigs. Metallica, please.
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So I collected the four pigs. Robert lit up. And then it moves over to James. I have to do it again. If you could get all of the characters, all the band members, I think that is blackened.
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Let's try to get blackened real quick, huh? Real quick, I say. Five subs, baby. Okay. Oh, patty to fatty, yeah, actually you got six dubs. But I think you have to hit them a crap ton of times. That save impressed even me. So do I have to clear these like...
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Okay, so you have to wipe them down twice. Doctor, hello, what's up buddy? Again, folks, the machines we use here at DeadFlick don't really work well for the pinball done quick stuff because we keep our machines beyond hard for practicing for tournaments.
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If we were to tweak them down to do that, maybe. It just doesn't... I would like to do some pinball done quick. I just don't want to jeopardize the complexity of what I'm trying to do here when I'm showing people how to play. Because I love when people watch on stream, and when they finally get here, they're like, oh, I saw everything you did, and I've been practicing at a bar. Check this out. And then they try to play here, and they just crap in their pants.
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All right, Mr. Zombie, I'll see you tomorrow, buddy. Oh, hell yeah, Dr. Law. That's awesome, man. That's what it's all about Ah, I hit that, you dill
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A thousand dads. So, okay, now that we've done one band member, that took two clears. The second band member is going to take three clears, I'm guessing.
146:03
Man, this is a pain in the butt, actually. I think this is something you want to do during, like, multiball, maybe? Can you do it third multi-ball?
146:27
So that next pick should give me Kirk. If I can hit it. Do I lose my progress? Oh, I do. That's no good. Wow, they made Blackton really hard.
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That's really hard. I think you have to achieve that during a multiball. Captain Kirk? How can I find out if there's pinball league in Los Angeles? There is, man. go to Bar 82 in Los Angeles. But typically, you want to go to IFPA Pinball. That is the website that you will find everything pinball related. You type in your zip code, and it'll show you all the tournaments happening near you. Sharks! Sharks!
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Nope. Nope. Nope. Yeah, 80? Where the hell that danger coming from? My mom said. The one she gave birth to me.
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Zip up, bump, bump. Freak! Hey, Internet. Damn it! Someone else controlling me! Strap to the electric chair!
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Scab-a-dee-ba-doo! Alright, I got a phone call in about 10-15 minutes. So I think I'm going to try to, after this, play one more blowout game and then I have to roll.
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Tomorrow's a big day, folks. I can't get too wasted. You can collect picks during Sparky? Okay. Well, that's good. That's good to know.
149:25
Wait, was it the guy that said he saw the worst game of Metallica? Because this might actually be it. With two minutes.
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Okay. Here we go. Stretch it out. Um, let's fly. Gary Stern will be here. The gentleman who owns the company that makes these new pinball machines. He's coming here to battle me. and it's going to be freaking amazing.
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Also, if you're a musician fan, Alex from the band White Mystery, who just played here at Riot Fest in Chicago, will be showing up on Saturday to battle.
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It's going to be fresh. And tomorrow I pick up my Stern Kiss from the Stern Factory around lunchtime.
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I sent you a DM with a piece of amazingly amateur artwork I made for you today. Yo, Toasty. There ain't no such thing as amateur, my friend. There ain't no such thing as amateur. In fact, we're gonna look at it right now. I won't pull it up on stream. Say your prayers, little one. Don't forget my son, to include everyone. His name is Toasty. He's the toastiest, mostiest guy on the toast. Fun art idea. I'm into it. Copy, copy, paste, and go! Dude, Toasty. Toasty, I'm showing this. I'm sorry. I don't care. This is freaking amazing. Yes! Yes.
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Let's get dangerous. Yo, Dr. Dude. Good to see you, buddy. Amazing. Dude, Toastie, that's awesome. Sorry, I said I was going to play a good game. I'm going to turn this off. 10 out of 10, I agree.
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By the way, folks, I freaking am in love. That's a long flapper. Okay, here we go. Let's get dangerous.
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I like it. See, I need a theme song, and I would like it to be DuckTales, but I also think Darkwing Duck would make a good one.
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Darkwing Duck! Deathlifter! Let's get dangerous! What the freak is happening? Now BS Hold on We're gonna try one more game Screw this crap Magic Blizzard, yes you can PM me, private message me There's a gear right here somewhere Click the gear Click message, and then write me a message Mr. Cycle Greaser doing? I think the DuckTales theme song is a good one to rip off. Danger, look behind you. All right, this is it. This is the game that I put up a jillion points. A jillion Anderson points. Doesn't believe in UFOs, still does her job. Tip. Welcome, Scully. Yeah, boy.
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Oh yeah, pinball. Gary's going to play pinball. We're also going to be drinking a lot of Stoli Vodka.
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Stoli. Drive it like you're Stoli. Drink it like you're Stoli. I'm an animator, not a jingle writer, damn it.
155:19
What? I should have gotten that ball back. Super J.P. Holy play, D.E. since we're playing Metallica, you ding-dong.
155:37
Stupid jackpot! Damn you! I mean, theoretically, Okay, Jada East is stern, theoretically.
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Well, I'm a jingle right? Yeah, there you go. Hell yeah, Mr. Psycho. All right, toast. We're picking up KISS tomorrow at noon. I'm driving to Stern.
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I might periscope it, so if you guys want to follow along while I'm walking through Stern, follow me on Twitter so that you'll get alerted when I go live. Or don't, because you hate me. I don't know why you're here. Thanks for nothing.
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Wow, they are really trying to talk to me right now. Amazing. Depending on the turn, noon my time. So 12 o'clock, maybe 1 o'clock, CDT, CST, whatever it's called.
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Of course! Starts a mode, immediately drains. That sometimes works. Hell yeah! Alright, crank it up. That's what I wanted.
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For the big money. Oh, crap. Whoa, Laura, what's up? No! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. folks. I want to say props to all of you that went out of your way to sub today to get me to wear this ding dong outfit. You guys are awesome. I love you so much. Tune in tomorrow when we play Gary Stern, who will be here. And also we are going to pick up our Kiss tomorrow as well. We probably won't be playing Kiss tomorrow. I might save that for next week. Or maybe I'll set it up Friday. We'll play it Friday and then play it Saturday and then play it through next week because you won't get a stream from me potentially Thursday or Friday. I don't know. But we'll see.
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I love you guys. You're super great. Thank you for all the follows, the donations, and the subscriptions.
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If any of my Patreons are out there, check out the site because I uploaded some secret information for you guys to talk amongst yourselves, but please don't share that.
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We got a lot of cool things lined up for the next couple week, so stay tuned. It's going to be rad. I love you. Thanks for streaming and making my day better. Casually, have a great day, dude. I'm sorry that you're having a bummed out day.
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Time to go ride my motorcycle home after I make a few business email call things. Have a wonderful night, ladies and gentlemen. I love you. Go play some pinball. Goodbye.
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Hit the button. The button. The button. Take your clothes off, Danger!