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Day 1 on... something. Exhausted from PAPA - 1 / 2

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TL;DR

DeadFlip post-PAPA gameplay stream on Metallica with casual discussion and technical setup adjustments.

Summary

DeadFlip stream Day 1 post-PAPA tournament featuring Jack Danger, Brad Smith, and Nick George Campbell playing Metallica pinball. The hosts discuss their PAPA experience, pinball skills, and streaming setup issues while playing casual games. Minimal substantive industry news; primarily casual banter and gameplay commentary.

Key Claims

  • Jack Danger did not qualify for PAPA finals but came close, knocked out around 11:30pm when ticket sales stopped at 11:15pm

    high confidence · Direct statement from Jack Danger about his PAPA experience

  • Lyman Sheets recoded Star Trek to address a timeout dilemma issue

    medium confidence · Jack Danger references 'Ryman also recoded Star Trek for that reason too. The timeout? The timeout dilemma. I know Lemon brought the bunch of code with him'

  • People speculate Led Zeppelin pinball machine may be coming out

    low confidence · Chat speculation mentioned; Jack Danger states 'No one told us anything, I wish I knew'

  • Star Trek Next Generation pinball has cannons/launchers that are difficult to use

    medium confidence · John asks about 'Star Trek table with the launchers' and describes it as 'a pain in the butt'

Notable Quotes

  • “No one recognized me at Papa. I'd walk around and people would tap me on the shoulder. They're like, oh, you're from Dead to the Pond. Do you know that Jack Jack Danger guy? I'm like, it's me. Fucker.”

    Jack Danger@ 8:18 — Humorous commentary on his streaming persona vs. real-world recognition at tournament

  • “I wish I knew. Sam Stern doesn't tell me anything. They're actually just going to surprise me with The Games.”

    Jack Danger@ 14:01 — Jack Danger clarifies he has no insider knowledge of Stern's upcoming releases

  • “To all of you watching and you want to get better at pinball, drink. Drinking helps, but I recommend going to a place where you can play pinball for free, sticking one hand behind your back and playing one-handed, you will learn how to bounce pass better than any person you see.”

    Jack Danger@ 25:08 — Practical training tip for improving pinball flipper skills

  • “I think there's gonna be a new pinball technology that somebody comes up with that's gonna revolutionize The Games. Like, instantly there'll be two X's. The slow. Oh, from playing? Like, yeah, some sort of, like, playing technique.”

    Jack Danger@ 31:40 — Speculation about future pinball technique innovations

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBrad SmithpersonNick George CampbellpersonLyman SheetspersonPAPAeventMetallicagameStar TrekgameDeadFliporganizationStern Pinball

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip streaming at PAPA with participation from tournament community

    high · Multiple chat participants greeting hosts, PAPA attendees recognizing Jack Danger, post-tournament stream featuring gameplay discussion

  • ?

    rumor_hype: Led Zeppelin pinball machine speculated by chat viewers

    low · Jack Danger: 'So people think that it might be a Led Led Zeppelin pinball machine coming out, or uh... The new one? Yeah. No one told us anything, I wish I knew.'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Star Trek pinball has persistent tilt mechanism sensitivity issues requiring adjustment

    medium · Multiple references to tilt bob being loose or requiring tightening; discussion of quarter-inch to half-inch looseness in mechanism

Transcript

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0:00
The microphone is live. So make sure to swear. Shit, fuck, crap, shit, poop. Oh, those aren't swear words, only shit is. Depending on what country you're in. Yeah, right. How dare you say crap and poop.
0:19
Is that why you don't hear shit like on commercials from Europe and stuff? Yeah. No big deal. Hey, this book just went live. Oh, is that what that was? Yeah. Dude.
0:31
Yes. Boink. And you got the mystery game that no one will know what it is. It said mystery game? Well, no, it doesn't say what the game is. It just says day one on something.
0:47
My email says day one on something. Oh, there you go. Papa depression or something like that. Exhausted from Papa. Oh, nice. Butts. Sorry, Bacon. No butts for you. Wait, is MooBot in the chat? I thought we had a butts one, honestly. Jada's here. Good to see you, Jada. Jada, we're right!
1:16
Uh, yeah. I'm alive. I'm alive and made it. Beers. Ah, cooey. plane tickets. Dude, I had to fly to frickin' Georgia, then down to Pittsburgh. I ran into Brian Broyles? Broyles, I think. Yeah. He was on my flight. He was like, what the hell What the hell are you doing over here? I was on a flight with... Delta layovers, man. I was on a flight with, what's her name, from California. Breaking Dead! Good to see you, buddy. It's been a while. Molly, right? What? Where did you go? You were... Molly didn't go to Coppa. Not this year, but like... Oh, yeah. The first year I went, like three years ago. Pinnberg. Oh, that's awesome. But she had like weird things. Like she was like... Yeah, she was going to like Atlanta and then going to California. I'm just kind of like, what? Well, that's the problem. If you play Delsa, it makes you go through that... that. Beer snobbery. Freaking K3V2. So many people showing up. It was a Southwest point, though. Really? That's weird. I was just kidding.
company
Pinball Hall of Fameorganization
2:34
EARCO. Yeah, we leave that up for a couple of minutes before we turn the cameras on so it archives that as the thumbnail. I don't know how to do it otherwise.
2:45
So, hold your horses. We're coming. Oh wait, you see the Deadflip Daily Battle Screen? That should be a gif of some dude shitting in a diaper. Papa Flip! What's up, Gearson? Oh man, everybody's here. Bringing a Coors Light. Nick Campbell's finally back. That's gonna be exciting. Wait, am I supposed faithful, man.
3:23
Breaking Dead. You say Metallica is your favorite at the moment? Okay. You might be surprised what we are sitting on for the moment because I forgot to take a vote.
3:33
Unless you were here like five minutes ago when I hit the bullseye. When he hit the friggin' attract mode. Why am I doing this to my shirt?
3:43
We'll leave it half dirty. Pocketeer represent. Thifflip Crew, I was in Chicago this last weekend with... Oh, nice. Chicago has so much pinball. It didn't used to, man.
3:58
It does now, but it did not. Cooey, you're drinking a St. Peter's Winter Ale 6.5%. It tastes like Christmas cake. That sounds... I think that sounds disgusting. I'm not sure. Oh, shit.
4:22
Screwed something up. Uh-oh. Stay tuned, kids. I got to check and change one last thing. Screen. Yeah, I have the wrong camera in there.
4:44
Ah, there we go. That'll do it. Who's that second voice I hear? Well, it's not you, Mark Sheridan. It's Brad Smith!
5:01
Brad Smith is joining us today. He was also at Papa with me, also competing in B Division, also didn't qualify.
5:10
But man, were we close. I got knocked out, I think, at like 11.30. Yeah. I got knocked out at like the you can't possibly fix what has happened.
5:23
Because they stopped selling tickets at 11.15. And even at 11.15, if you bought your ticket, there's no way you could have played all five games. No. I like had to like throw a game just to try and get four good ones in. It didn't work. Yeah. Lauren Squeaks, what's up, buddy? Oh, man. How was everyone's weekend? Yeah, we tried. We tried. Instead, I just spent my time watching the A finals, going over to the C finals, and secretly coaching some people.
5:59
I want to see Brad's shirt. Oh, yeah, he's wearing the Papa U team shirt. Papa U team, baby. Gerson, that is a giant green screen. we are about to figure some stuff out we're about to shoot all the lower thirds for everyone first we have to order Chinese food for everyone and then we're going to get everyone's lower thirds going did you all watch the Papa broadcast? because you should have I was going to do commentary Friday night but I got blasted drunk obviously everybody getting killed by Circus Voltaire and uh Fishtails oh god Circus was killing people but that Fishtails killed everyone in B division and then they gave it to the A division finalists where it killed everyone you left initials at Emporium JCP hell yeah man only the short finals having my second Prince family turn that in two weeks. Can't wait. Always a good time. Rock on, Breaking. Mugu guys pan all around. I don't even, I think I was eating Mushu pork in that lower third video that I had played. I wonder if we can zoom in on that or something. Oh no. No, I don't think there's a way to do it. Papa was sweet. I played Raymond before. He's a good guy. Wait, Tom, you were at, hold on. Tom, am I an idiot and I didn't see you at Papa? First off, I don't think I know who you are. But, I did meet a lot of people from the chat here at Poplar. It was pretty awesome.
7:54
Pretty freaking awesome. We didn't ask, we didn't put a vote up, so I'm probably going to do a vote halfway through the stream to see what you guys want to see. For now, let's see if this gives anything away. We're in a pinball game. People get a record deal now, huh? That's terrible. Wow. Of all the call-outs,
8:15
Cooey, grow that stash back. You look way too young without it. No one recognized me at Papa. I'd walk around and people would tap me on the shoulder. They're like, oh, you're from Dead to the Pond. Do you know that Jack Danger guy? I'm like, it's me. Fucker. Don't eat. Hey, what's up fellas? P-Gov. Nick Campbell's back, everybody. Hey everybody, I missed ya. I was on a road trip through the southwest of America. I saw the Grand Canyon. It was so grand. It was so grand. I saw the Hoover Dam. It was so Hoover-y. Hoover-y. I saw the world's largest rocking chair. You also saw the biggest ball of twain. I saw, what else did I see? I saw the largest covered wagon. What?
9:07
Largest covered wagon? People, can we have a largest something and put ourselves on that app? Yeah, you don't even have to make the largest anything. Like, you could just say, like, we saw homemade dinosaur sculptures in some people's, like, backyard, basically. Yeah. They're like, yeah, let's drive up. They don't mind. Like, go back there and you can take photos with it. And we did. And we're like, cool, giant dinosaurs. The app is called If you're interested If you're on a road trip Here we go Um You want to see the biggest Fall of Twine in Minnesota Yeah Minnesota has the biggest Fall of Twine Um It's called Roadside America Show the kids Roadside America Oh that doesn't look like anything What is around here We got um I care muffler man In the end The biggest giant asshole Jack Danger Aww That's you Wait, welcome. Bobby Hall's statue. Oh, the Michael Jordan statue at the United Center. Oh, right. That's right there. With like a mile of history from here. Huh.
10:15
So what are we doing today, Danger? Well, we didn't ask for anyone's opinion on what game we should play, so we're going to play Metallica today. I love that idea.
10:25
I love this game. Metallica is often high up there on every single vote, so we figured we'd show it. Also, this game was, I was watching people play this, it was in C division, and it was frustrating me, the score that I was seeing, that people were getting, like 3 million, and I just wanted to walk up and shake people. So we're going to play this for now. We're all going to get 3 million. Let's go!
10:53
Tournament, 2-1-0? Hold on. Good evening, Twin Heads, welcome back to Dead Split Pinball, today is day one, I'm Metallica. We don't know what else we're doing the rest of the week, but we will be streaming probably more Metallica. We got Nick Campbell back, finally. Brad Smith is joining us. I'm your host, Jack Danger. Let's get into some pinball.
11:10
Starting up. Let's go, folks. You know, I get the straw on the fingertip. I don't like that. The straw on the fingertip. Here we go. Seeking destroy. Oh boy!
11:27
Go get it out! Hold on, I need to fix this crap, stupid internet system. Internet's being stupid? Oh God! No, it's more of me being stupid.
11:40
I gotta fix this break in. There you go. Oh, there you go. So I'm going for Sparky like I usually try to right away. Little close pass. Sparky! Oh boy. Clean. Whew. Red! Sweating on that one That was quite a little A little shifty Queen City I gotta look at your setup there I don't think I saw that So I got two crosses down I might go for that
12:30
There's one Oversplain There's two center most targets on the grave markers and that ramp. Not good. Not good folks. No. Ready for power. No.
13:08
What am I doing? You're doing it. Yeah, you finally got control. Post-Fast on this one is pretty tough. Really? It's a hard time. I wonder if it's because of the green in the stove. I put them too hard. Oh, Queen Cindy, you're T-Gov. Okay, I see, I see, I see. że Uh, could we? I wish I knew. Stern doesn't tell me anything. They're actually just going to surprise me with games. I don't have any insider knowledge.
14:12
Nothing since I already had all the... Well, thanks for coming, T-Gov, or Queen, or whatever you want me to call you. My man. Or woman. Man, person. Thanks for coming, buddy.
14:28
Exactly what I wanted. That was a little late. Oh, crap. Don't fire. Thank you. Woo! Switch. Not what I wanted.
15:06
It's a little baby foot there. You sure can, buddy. You sure can. Come on, now. Oh, it's leaning. It's leaning.
15:22
A Rick Astley pin? Yeah. Cool. Yeah, we gotta fix that. I'm all off of it, too, because I think my dick made a save. Save it on my two legs. Yeah.
15:43
Ryman also recoded Star Trek for that reason, too. The timeout? The timeout dilemma. I know Lemon brought the bunch of code with him, I don't know if he was the one who did it all. He also added some code to his PS9. Nick, this one's lean and hard to the right by the way.
16:09
It's lean and hard. Both of them are in play for big skill shots. Oh yeah, we know Chris. Did it get moved? No. Because it's firing, even if you hit it off the wall, it's firing that slingshot. It comes down and hits the slingshot? Even if you top it. Leaning because it's hitting the slingshot on the ground. It's hitting the slingshot even after us smacking it off the wall. That's how we do it.
16:50
Ooh, wow, that is like, hey, nope. Big fan of the Star Trek code update after last week's Mad vs. Death, but...
17:02
Shut up! Uh, Mark, who do you play this week, man? Who do you play tonight, I mean? We're playing with different babies.
17:16
All that dwinging and I didn't get any of my targets. Nothing. None of the things. There you go. There's one.
17:28
Same as the... I'm starting with the nasty ones. I don't know how to play it. Peterson, what are you talking about man? You stream all games to your living room, kitchen, and restroom? Hell yeah. Oh, you play the beat guys too. Good luck. Aw, man. That stunk. Oh no. That stunk. Feel the cast? Oh, it's way early. Brad, who do you get to play tonight? You play Pinsane? You folks have seen most of the Pinsane clownpops here. Deadflip. I'm indifferent about that place. I'm going to go there after last week's match. Apparently all the games are over. Oh, really? Oh, that's not our fault.
18:50
A baby in there. All right, get in the snake's mouth. Okay. There we go. So that's 2x in and had a ball there.
19:13
And now, bringing all the balls strategically. Oh, that speed, man. Right at motherfucker. Trolling the kids.
19:39
Oh, come on. What was I even trying to achieve just now? What people... Yeah, that is a centaur behind me.
20:00
Ah, Iggy. Yeah, man. Donate. Love that. Donate to kids. Oh crap. Those trains aren't going to be living.
20:20
Yes. No! Cooey, I'll set up a bus, man. I'll make a bus. What the fuck? How many times do you have to hit the coffin after you get the picks? You don't have to hit the coffin. You have to hit all the picks and then get it in the snake's mouth for the add-a-ball 2x. Yeah, you hit the coffin 100 times aiming for the truck. I'm trying to hit the snake. Please don't mis-pick through that as us doing something important.
20:51
I only started to light this one lock during the other multiple of those for the coffin. Oh, sure. It's so hard to do otherwise.
20:59
But there's a zap. First lift, zap. Lift, first zap. Lift, zap, lift. So lift, zap. Oh yeah. Get the block started.
21:15
Alright, picks. You and me, buddies. You got any up here? No! There we go, yup. Almost none. The grease is going. So you're getting that out of all of us like a 15 million dirt punch. It really is. So, people think that it might be a Led Zeppelin pinball machine coming out, or uh... The new one? Yeah. No one told us anything, I wish I knew. Uh-oh! Raffle button here. Really, I think it needs a minute to settle down. Try bus again in a minute. And if you have a better graphic, spell it out for me. I'm gonna go to the graphics and spell it out so I can copy it. Oh shoot. Nice catch, champ. POOL AT PLAYFIELD! YUP!
22:44
LordSqueak, number 1, number 8, and number 13 from Sweden? Good luck fighting those guys, man. Did we have any Swedes that copied us? Yeah, yeah. EORIEN? Oh, that's right. Oh, dude, if you ever play EORIEN, Just walk home. Just walk home as sad as you can.
23:10
Josh Bakins wants to know what the last original non-licensed speed turn was. It's probably like Shrek or Shree. Shrek-E-Skew-now. Oh right. Shur-Kee-Skew-now. Shur-Kee-Skew-Nelly. Oh yeah, Wonelly. That's coming out. But yeah, Sharky Shootout which was a pool game or Striker's Dream which was a soccer game. Actually it was probably number three. Oh, okay. It was European versus American. Oh, okay. Ah! Fudge! Alright, Jim Anderson, thanks for coming buddy. Bug? Say what? Interesting, bug, but like music just stops. No, no, no. Wait until the tilt-bomb is not swinging for five seconds before it goes. Oh, you got the touch. Sorry, Cooley. Let me make sure you have access to the button. No!
24:02
All right, never mind. All right, JD, you're the winner, buddy. What? That was ball three? That was it. Close.
24:11
There you go. That was ball three. Yeah, just tell them that's not true. I just, I didn't have to play, so I just drained it. Oh, that was a failed, failed loop pass. So that's Danger, two points. Oh, okay, let's do that. Let's get some scores going here, kids. I didn't know we were playing for that number of practices.
24:31
Practice. Nick doesn't practice. I don't practice. So we got, all right, what are our names? Clearly none of us practice with these scores on Mattel. Yeah, those are not great. I'll be Brad. Nick can be Jack. I'll be Jack, please. I'll take the two points. Thanks, Jack.
24:48
JD, you're up. I start. How old? House rules, kids. Oh, my God. Don't have a seizure, folks. Well, how'd you do that? Don't worry about that. That's not supposed to happen.
25:01
Brad needs more beer. That's how you get better. To beer. Player one. To all of you watching and you want to get better at pinball, drink. Drinking helps, but I recommend going to a place where you can play pinball for free, sticking one hand behind your back and playing one-handed, you will learn how to bounce pass better than any person you see.
25:25
Or just try to limit yourself in some way. Before you make a shot, you're always going to try to bounce the ball over. You want to slow down the ball as often as possible. That's what I used to do on the book of soccer. Yep. To even a boring degree, you want to slow down. Man, it got dusty in here. We might have to wipe these down. I would do a drill where every time I had a ball coming down the lane, I would try to bounce it over from one foot to the other. you're going to pull the clip and kick it out.
25:50
That's pretty easy to do in that game. Yeah, just learning those flipper skills. That right there. That will save your ass more than anything in the world. Learning like a live catch or a drop catch, just focusing on it exclusively for like hours.
26:05
So I used to do on my preacher too, before I made a shout out, I would ask him to play for a little time. You know, whether I beat him down on that football or not, I would just flip back. So I have to be too if I already have him and I don't really like music. Extra butts? Are those pimples on the butts? What am I looking at? I like that though. So that was a failed, failed, failed post pass. Oh, I'm getting some clean feedings. Clean! Super clean! My hand flips around to... How did that happen? It also makes it easier to hold beer. You're right, Stig-Stag, I didn't think about that. Go to a bar, beer in one hand, and ball in the other. Just please don't spill the beer on the machine. Yeah, that'd be great. Another pro tip on this, hands off the beans, because you might be fucked next time you try to start. It's true. So wait, it was me... We got a second? Nick? What? No, you're fine. I got a second. Twitch is for meeting spaces, so the dots. Oh. Frickin' Twitch. Wait, do we have a subscribe button yet?
27:24
Watching the pop up, seeing those skills, all those little nudges, tip plays, yeah man. It's all about reading that ball.
27:32
It's crazy. Oh god. And one-handed play makes you read that ball better. Jaden, no sub button yet, dammit.
27:42
Come on, Sparky, be my friend. Whoa. No sub button. Oh, two! Nice, nice catch. You gotta punch it. I had trouble breathing. You sucked all the air out of the room. I know where that went! Two X-Limbs, he'll blitz!
28:05
Stoners versus Drunks tournament. I think the Stoners win. They do, because they live in the Matrix. But Jack would be on my team on the Drunks team. Yeah!
28:16
Jack plays great when he blitzes. I know. And Jack goes, Whee! Steals all my pinball energy and multiplies it through the power of alcohol. Skull, you're right, facial hair helps too. I screw that up. If I hadn't picked my mustache, I would have won the hot dog.
28:37
The beard versus the ball. Why didn't I pick my mustache? Water polo. What's that look? Hit it! That would be interesting. I could play a 3-all-A and a 3-A. There we go. That can't be good. How about a stretch? That would be playing a really, really bad. I could play a 3-A. Yeah, that would be good. You'd get points for it too. I was going through the Pimple Hall of Fame. I thought you were going through the Pimple Hall of Fame. That's where I was a week ago. Yeah, Pimple Hall of Fame is the best. Or L.A. Oh, I'm getting a buzz. Oh, oh! Time for some tilt. That was almost a double drain collision there. Almost. Oh, that's 24, my man. Hops versus Herb. Oh, I mean Herb. I'm getting down. Who's Herb? Or is it Hops versus Herb? I don't know. He's going for another family massacre.
29:57
Ooh right handed That good YUP Whoa That not what I wanted What? That's good. That's a pretty good one, dude. That's pretty good. I love the internet. I miss you, internet. It's been too long. It's been too long, internet. Oh! Well, got the vibe on more than that. Be Bush versus Kush. That's a good one too. You got this one. Weed versus Mead. Yeah, all day. The left flipper was not... Oh, that sucks. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's not... Oh, man.
30:58
Oh, that felt good! That also felt good. No, no, no, no! Nothing! Nothing! I just leaned in there! Yeah, we got a chance there. I did that to Dark Knight during the end. I got a lot I was like, two puzzle pieces. No, just like, put it back in the... No!
31:30
That was amazing! Moving. I think this is gonna be fun like that. I'm not sure if it's gonna be an A.S. but I was watching a part in a movie and I think there's gonna be a new pinball technology
31:44
that somebody comes up with that's gonna revolutionize games. Like, instantly there'll be two X's. The slow. Oh, from playing? Like, yeah, some sort of, like, playing technique.
31:59
Like the slow lean? Like that, like the slow lean. It's like drunken master shit, just pulling the game around. Like, it's going to be some special chews or some chill. Just a little tilt-up. And people are just going to be like... And they're like, oh, have you learned the danger slide? Like, what's the danger slide? Yeah, hold me a second. Puuuup! Peeeeeek! And then they're going to have to start spacing games out because they're going to be angled like crazy. They're all going to be sliding across. Player two. Alright, time to make some questions, everybody. Stand right here. Is that multiple? Multiple. Hakuna Matata this time. Cover TV John, this is dedication. What's up John? John! Thanks for coming. I'm going to go get some food. Thanks for coming brother. Thanks for doing all the popular talking. Dude, we can't keep away. Right back at it. I really wanted to do some commentary with you guys, I'm just not feeling so...
33:01
Wait, what do we know? Hit! Say Eggman! Die Eggman! Feedman? Die Eggman! Thank you for following!
33:19
Let's do it! To Pinball! Here we go! Is that the thing we need to play? I need the thing to stay when we follow.
33:27
Play some Pinball! Keep playing! God dammit! Danger, only, Danger fight only works with sound effects. I can't believe you guys are back on. Oh my god! It's over! That sucked. Great, great ball, great multiple on that. You only have 40 million points.
33:57
There's a new Mary Ann Outbreak. Yes. She's a good outbreak. Sorry, I had to see if I could do something this time. Yeah, John, can't keep us away. I wanted to get you in the booth as well, sorry the schedule got so full. It's all good, man. Honestly, every time I looked up there, the chairs were full, so... Also, I don't think we had a solid chance to chat.
34:20
Have you guys ever played the Star Trek table with the launchers? I'm not sure what that is. What's that, a monster? Let's go! Let's go!
34:31
Uh, that's a big red. You mean Next Generation? With cannons? Oh, Star Trek Next Gen, there you go. Oh yes, we will pay.
34:43
He's a pain in the butt. John, if you're ever in Chicago, brother, don't stop by and, uh, take your bus. Alright, here comes the danger slide. I'll demonstrate a danger slide for you. Come and try it, John! Chainsaw-wielding hero. Man, you were really close to being like a Bruce Campbell sort of character there. You could have tied the chainsaw to your hand, that could have pulled it back to play pinball. You had something going. Did you see the flip flipper trophy? No. It was a golden tape saw with a mold of John's hand getting cut. Are you serious? That you just got the tape if you won. That's rad. It was beautiful.
35:27
It wasn't our photo like this? No. And I apologize for that. Papa weekends are busy. It's all good, brother. It's all good.
35:39
That's what we have to 3D print. A 3D book of... Two hands in each other's back pockets. against the Pimlockers. That's the split flipper trophy. Alright, what do I have left? So I need... Have I done anything? No, you got your Sparkman, right? You played multiple. I did play multiple. You got one Sparkman. Extra Balls! Yeah, Kui, I watched him stream his Star Trek, uh, Lethal I'm gonna be offering Star Trek on Sundays.
36:14
Trust! You gotta trust it! Mom? Oh God, my leg. Alright. Good steak, Mom. Woohoo! Alright! We got one of those for free. I don't know, I think the table is pretty non-leany. I had some straight up shots that didn't come down crooked. I'm getting tired of jumping on this ball. I think we need various players to work.
36:48
Not gonna do it. Love you. Did you pick up the habit again? Only on the line. I thought you dropped your, uh, death play habit. There's so much pinball on the switch all of a sudden. Yeah man, you gotta love it. It's incredible. Watch everybody. G.A. Pinball, Buffalo Pinball, all those kids. Next one. Everyone's got a great stream going on right now. That's called the Nick Slapper Tilt-a-Reno. I think it even hit the microphone. We gotta check that tilt-a-bob. We gotta check that tilt-a-bob. That was ridiculous. It might be in the back room. The game was basically on one leg. Yeah, I think I picked the whole game up. I think we're gonna have to re-tilt-a-flock, and this needs to be a tight tilt.
37:39
Uh-oh! We've done snakeys! Yep! Come on! There you go, there you go. Alright, how many... How many do I need in here? Let's tilt-a-flock this in the back room. We're going to have a first-time check here. Oh, man. One snake. No, man. There we go.
38:19
It is a solid possibility that the tilt box fell off. It does do that sometimes. Yeah, it's still on there, but it's either got Man, this is mixed game. Are y'all doing live action Lower Thirds, folks? Yeah, we're gonna start shooting those. I gotta set up the crap here. Big ol' drink, you say?
38:42
But most ferns have a D-box. Yeah, but not for, like, a monster. Fuel! Alright! Cool! Alright! Behind the Piston Target. Piston Target? I've never heard that. Get behind the Piston Target.
39:11
Pimp! Oh God! Pimp! Why is the microphone screaming? Oh! Wow, rocket sound. Oh, God. Fuel, 300,000. Uh, am I up? No, you're up. Kill it, buddy. Alright, I think I'm gonna start going for, uh, end of line jack.
39:41
I'm pretty close to, uh, sparking. You got a close sparking. Alright, okay. She's trying to do the rocks now. Whoa, donate to kids. Come on, pinball. Come on. You're a genius.
40:00
Did I make it? Did I make it to that? Yeah, she made it. Donate to kids, man. Whoa. Nice job. Look at him, Jano.
40:16
Someone take this pain away. Everyone's picking each other out of set things and getting upset with each other. But I have a... Oh, here it is.
40:41
Listen, your fat dude... Will you play right here tonight? Someone was walking around with that. I wanted it right here. Yeah, what's up? Do it! You know?
40:57
I always get like, I need every target, I don't know why. You don't doink enough man. How did you...oh nice. That was a stupid good long catch. Alright! One more. Goodbye. Oh boy. Oh my. Mike Gorgon.
41:21
Hey, what's up? That's a good score. You hit it. Been a while dog. Been a while. I just have a green screen thing that's on me going on. And when you put a green screen behind something, it's weird. You're having a really good time.
41:41
Wooo! I'm in Delaware. Oh, you got that key pool? They're on the, it's on the thing. Alright, let's tighten this up. That was a little... He said off you, play again.
42:02
Okay, uh, internet. The tilt bob is pretty loose. Like a quarter inch down, half inch down. We're gonna go a little overboard here, folks. We're gonna over-set the tilt to make each other angry. So what was the verdict on that? The final verdict was Nick, and then Brad. Brad, you weren't tight.
42:32
All right, so Brad needs a win and a second place. You did get a third place. Okay. All right, let's start. Everyone, the tilt is tighter. Hold on. Here, let's just test it here.
42:48
I sneezed on it just now. That was good. Alright, my turn to test it. Come down the middle, I want to see something.
43:14
Okay, no danger slides. You get one little point. Everybody gets one. Ah, feature town. Come on, get some on me. I'll win this game. No tilts. All right, hold on. Let me, let me switch this.
43:36
Oh, I know. I jiggle in. Ding-dong. I didn't put it all the way up. me up. I didn't secure it because it's healing. You can see the tilt bob through there. I was watching all those ding dongs look through the hole, the outlaying hole, and I'm like, that has to be black magic. You can't just see them. They got their entrance back on. Yeah, you can't just see it. But you can. You can actually just see it. Alright, so That won't be shaking. The DMV looks like it slid. Well, again, it's the same spot, wasn't it? Yeah, we kind of moved it.
44:15
That wasn't mostly your game. That was me. Okay, JD. Here we go, winners. I'm sick of this song. No, you know what? It's been good to me. Well, I got a tilt on a slapstick, so there's that.
44:40
Welcome to the internet. Hey, everybody, we're on the internet. Jack, pro tip. To win at pinball, you must polish the table with your shirt like the pros. Oh, yeah, you got to do the shirt thing. So, the shirt thing works. Bowen does not do that.
45:01
Yorian uses his hoodie arms. He does this. Okay. The hoodie arms. He does this thing. I don't know if you can see my hands. I'm rubbing it. Yeah, you can feel.
45:14
So, Papa John says, take the red piston challenge. Just count... Oh, man. That's what I was going to go for. Just count the number of right ramp piston combos. That's what I was going for after I messed up. Do you want to do it? I'll show this game. We'll do it after this game. Deal. You're going down. God of War, I love when you come into the chat and you say, I'm back every time. I'm back. I'm glad you're back. I practice that a lot because it's been easy, like 30, 40 million. When you get that going. Comboing the ramps. With Lee Justice. Is it the combo, comboing the ramps and then Hickey Shot? Or just comboing the ramps? Anytime you hit the right ramp, it lights up the system at the line. Oh, so can you just keep hitting the right ramp? Yes. Right ramp, piston. That's like what Hagee was doing. That is what Hagee did.
46:01
The Hagee, that's what Hagee was doing. It goes up by like 20,000 every time you hit it. And that's about 1.7.
46:10
Teach me how to Hagee. And usually you get double scoring at some point during that. Nick needs to wear rubber gloves to get better tilts. He's got to get a better grip on it. I've got to get some food gloves. Some Hagee gloves. I got a slingshort. I got a slingshort. Yeah you did. Nasty time. Alright, chair scores! We're amazing! The hilt freak this time. I keep going for the super upper lane skill. Super scoop? Oh the super upper lane is worth a million right out of the gate.
46:45
Made a scoop! Oh yeah, we need to wear a swimming cap also. Hey, we're all doing really great, everyone. Mark Sheridan says he's going to practice the right ramp piston tonight. End of the line shot in Toronto is one of your faves. Right on.
47:07
Hey, Jeff, look, I'm back. God of War. It's great to see you, buddy. I miss you. I'm glad you're here.
47:20
God of War is back, everyone. I think it was bosh. Come, come, come. Yo, we gotta take the rubbers off for our outfits. Oh, that's a real deal. After playing it, Papa, you just see all the little things that you need to do to make yourself miserable when playing pinball. Take the rubbers out. Yeah, talk to John. Maybe he knows what to do. Take the rubbers out, man. John knows some tricks. Remove them rubbers. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! I think it comes back again. Yeah. I think this could help to make sense, because you don't get to crawl through the top of those. I think you know... But I think you know that you can try to do it anyway. Ah, Cooley, I'm the big A. Who's, like, the king of dead, dude? Oh, God, that's the best part. I asked the screen for a beer and they pulled out a yingling and I almost cried. Oh, get in there! Yeah, that's like the best. That's the freedom. Woo! I got it from some of you guys telling me no about it. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Dude, it was so good seeing Dave. Sad dad. Chasm 660. Oh, God, not both of you. You're sorry. No! Oh, baby. It's double-tooled. Baby, you got a super at the last second. Oh, God, don't tell. Oh, God, I'm fucking shaking it. Go, Sculls.
49:14
Sculls, you have flu? In the finals, I'm looking at the mic. In the finals of A Division, Chris Basler was destroying. And the kid had the flu the entire time. And between balls, he had to go throw up. Between games, he had to take a nap. And finally, in like the top eight, top six, he had to go to the hospital. So he had to force it. It was insane. To work that hard... Ugh. Oh, well.
49:49
My man. Alright, that snake has an appetite. Alright, I can still get away with a danger slide. Yeah, that's why he left Lord Squeak. He, uh, dude, he looks so bad.
50:08
Everyone was like rubbing the machine down with hand sanitizer. It was also, Keith Elwin was the guy who won. If you're into pinball, I'm sure you know who Keith Elwin is. But it was also his birthday, like the day after, and that's an excellent birthday joke.
50:31
Were you guys watching? Gotta worry, I'm not sure what you're saying there, buddy. Nailed it. Oh, I have no picks. Pick, pick. No picks. Pick. Yes. Alright, here comes the pick. Pick, pick. Pick, pick. Yeah. Two picks. Are you f***ing kidding me?
51:11
Oh my god. That was brutal. Where you guys went? Oh, we went to the Papa World tournament. It was awesome. Papa 18. Mom flip. I should have picked up some chicken soup.
51:31
Any word if Chris is okay? John, I don't know, man. Last I heard, he just went to the hospital. That sucks. I feel so bad for that dude.
51:42
All right. That's a great accent you got there, buddy. What the hell did I just do? Nailed it. No! I missed him off. Do you? I think I need to take a little bit of a break. Wait!
52:05
It was good to take a little break, but I missed it. Yeah. You know, having a girlfriend's fine and all, but it's all about pinball, you know? Yeah, well, now that I'm old. What can I do on my pinball?
52:20
So, Tony, I was qualifying towards the end of it, and then slowly bled out to about 30th place. 36th I think to be exact, and Brad led us to I think about 30th place. You're on the lead too, bud.
52:39
Uh oh, Marie Kelly's watching. Hi, Rick! Nick didn't play in so long I tried to get him to play. Yeah, geez, I tried to find places for him to play.
52:50
Listen, we almost went to a place called Cactus Jack's. Yeah. In Oklahoma City. Yeah, someone will talk about that. And Marie found it. It was like a rainy day, so she was like, let's go here. And we ended up bowling with it, which was also very fun. It's fun.
53:07
It's like pinball, but bigger. It's like a big pinball school. Especially if you get over-bowling. Oh, God. Okay. I have to tell this story. Wait, what happened? I'm bowling. All right. You need an Irish robe. I'm bowling, okay? and in the left gutter, about two-thirds, three-fourths of the way down, is a pin somehow got in the gutter. I don't know how it got there. We still had ten pins. It was an extra pin. It was an extra pin in the gutter. And we played like two full games. Nobody got it in the left gutter. We only got right gutters. And then all of a sudden, I have a light ball. I have like a ten-pound ball because I'm a baby. And I go up there, and I chuck it to try to pick up a three-pin spare. I had like a one, three, seven or something like that. Bill with a pin in the gutter. With a pin in the gutter the whole game. We never hit it. It was never in the way. And I whipped it. Wham! And then the ball went in the gutter and I'm like, oh, God. It's going to rocket into the air. It's going to like hit the pin. It's going to go break something. What happened instead was it hit the pin. The pin shuffled straight in the gutter into the back. Like a torpedo. The ball jumped back on the lane. and I picked up the spare. Fuck you.
54:26
The spare. And... Sorry, don't hate your kids. Swaring is terrible. I would have never... Like, I turned around like somebody had to see that and Marie saw it, backed me up, high-fived it, and I picked up the spare with an illegal pin in my gutter. Illegal pin. It was amazing. Who's first?
54:45
Oh, that's me. Yeah, it was me. I saw it with my own eyes. True story. This is Nick. This is.
55:01
Okay. Marie, what word are you trying to say? It's your dock kit? Tommy? I score all day.
55:45
What have I done? Uh-oh. Yeah, go ahead. oh come on get up what's that holy crap That feels pretty fun.
56:27
But comboing, I think, makes it work more. Yeah. Alright, let's get back to this. Oh, that was dirty.
57:05
Oh, crap. I feel like you moved my body to make that shot. You almost beat him and you weren't even up the most part. I see you found Nick. Yeah, he was hiding in his room the whole time.
57:33
Wow, just doing that and trying to start up. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, you got that? Them cowboys. And that is now, or is that later? I think that makes one of you.
58:05
I didn't get an offer that last three games. Nick Sunset. That's Conan. I think he's been practicing. He's getting done.
58:16
All right, well, Nick starts us off. It's Nick's turn. But while we're waiting, John, if you're watching, check this out.
58:34
Yeah, I see your Senate over there. Look at this. I'm going to start building these for everyone, probably not eating Chinese food, but it's going to be good.
58:50
Okay, and where is that one going? Are you eating a piece of... No, he's trying to eat a piece of... Okay. Yeah, I'll receive that Wednesday, right?
59:20
Yeah, sure. That's fine. Just send that over. Send it all over. I don't know, like, you know, I don't know about a pyscho. Send it all over. New difficulty mode.
59:55
Yeah what that Okay No I believe you I believe you I mean I making all my shots What? No, my mom's fine. She's doing great. Nick can't stand me talking while he's talking on the phone. I really can't see what the hell I'm doing. It's working out, though. In the face? Oh, come on. I want to take this phone away from my face.
60:29
Yeah, screw that. The correct answer is balling. Okay, so you just couldn't say it. Yo, I'd be balling.
60:40
Don't even physics me, bro. Yeah, that's right. So I'm going to say I'm sure the answer is the answer. Oh, God. What the fuck did you do? I think we can, um... Are you... It's in register.
61:06
Oh, God, what'd I do? What have we done? Tilted by Darien. Danger? Extra blood. After we get all the danger, then I can go over it.
61:37
Wow, nice to play through. Okay, and then, um, this is a good one to call back on. Yep. All right, brother. See you, John. Thanks for coming, man. Uh, we definitely weren't into your replay.
62:07
You gotta get me on that money. I want to talk to you about some stuff. See you, brother. Oh, yeah, that's not good.
62:24
Oh, I love you. Oh, that's not good. I love you. Yeah, man, this is a fun table, brother.
62:42
So that happens. Go ahead and run that. Last one. Yeah. Alright, perfect. Amazing. It is so impossible to play like that.
63:26
Just looking at the game like this the whole time. Oh, the mystery scoop is busted. That's the most important shot, because that's crank it up, man. So, PFP, what you need to do is wherever you go to to play that game, look on the game for a card for the person that operates it, and call them and tell them what's wrong with it, and they should come out and fix it. That's why they leave their business cards and stickers on there.
63:59
Skill shot. I said that you did it. Try that. person. That person is... Brian, that stinky noodle. How about that fella? It's alright, dude. I tried playing with my headshot guy. I was making all my shots, but it was making me dizzy. I was okay with it. I mean, I didn't play well. It was making me, like, sick. It made for great TV, right? I think the internet loves it.
64:29
Hit? Yes. Yeah, no. No. Yep. Of course. No, no, no, no, okay. No, you son of a... Get in! Too late. Too late. Get in there, you! There's me shit in the bed. Thanks, James. Thank you, Gene Tethfield.
65:03
See, you play pinball. I bet I could shred harder than you, too. Did you do shred harder than Gene Tethfield? Well, like, is there a game called shredding? Because I'd probably beat him.
65:17
Like a simole game called shredding? Yeah. I could shred harder than you, bro. Watch this. It's not the shred multiball. Shred multiball. Wait, did you say shrek? Yeah, I said shrek-ing. I could shrek harder than you, bro.
65:30
Whoa. That snake is getting a little, uh... He's a little cold. Is he spitting on the side of the mouse again? What's someone say? Adjust the what now? Yeah, he's... Can you adjust the score camera a little?
65:49
Why? What's wrong with it? It's kind of neat. Cutting off partial far less score. Oh, there's nothing we can do about that, man. That's just too far. Um, we... I think what we have to do is angle the game. Oh, yeah. We've rotated the game. Slip the game. Yeah, we'll do that next game. We'll fix it. Calm down. I love you.
66:10
Calm down. I love you. Shred multiball. Sounds gnarly, bro. Kappa. Shredding. That's great. We can put it next to radical and, like, white cloud. Yeah, she is. I love Surfing Safari.
66:33
That game was fun. Yeah, people were promoting that game. It was a quiz. I hear that's one of the better godly games. Surfing? Yeah, they're playing it. Circumstantial?
66:53
Which ones do I need? All of them? I think I can pull the camera backwards. I hope you don't mind that I'm putting painter's tape on the slide if I can pull it off.
67:14
It's okay, it's gonna be a good flip. Glasses. Are we getting across the glass then? Yeah. Oh, come on! Come on, Brad! I had the highest score on the Lord of the Rings one. I had 91 million. What? The, the highest, the, I put my name in for Grand Champ and Destroy the Rings. And then last minute some ding-dong came up and put up 110. I don't know how. I think there was coding involved. Someone like looked at me and was like, Hey, you got this, let's do this. Yeah, you can't do that. Can't do that. Alright, hold on. Let me make sure this D&D is good. Okay. Just for the record, Michalka, our lives, made things. You're alive, that's amazing. So they're alive. I am. Wait, are Metallica alive? Okay, tell me what this looks like. Can you see that? Do you see all the number R's? Yeah, I see all the number R's. Yep. Can you see this? Can you see this right here? Ah, see, donate kids, man! Alright, am I really hit three million? Are you serious? What was I, on the phone or something? It's like you're on the phone or something, bro. Am I really hit 3 million? Are you serious?
68:15
What was I on the phone or something? Oh god, get it. I wonder if I can get in on that. He's hard now.
68:35
That's a flippy flips. No cradle. I'm alive. Kiss the multiball. Kitch? Kitch the multiball. Kitch? Yo, flip the strip.
68:47
Kitch the ball. Pick, pick, pick me up. Pick me up, folks. Oh, two clean. I got to focus here, kid. Focusing camera.
69:09
Oh, no. Oh God! King of Pharaoh! Kitchin' Loki, though. Return of the gnarly. Yeah, that's right, guys. Return of the gnarly! You know what people use as a word out west a lot? Not gnar. Gnash. Oh, for eating. I'm a notch the biscuits, bruh. Yo, man. We're notch the Baja tacos, bro. I need to eat gnarly knockers in my noggin, bro. Yuck! Sounds like a B. Oh, God. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
70:00
Wait. That was a B. You're getting a little, uh... Ohhhh! Snake! Don't be cool, man! The snake threw that into the fuel. Woohoo!
70:18
Yeah, best of this, this is the pro model. And honestly, the difference between pro and premium, it's not really a gameplay changer for me. I like the lights. Yeah, and the hammer's okay, it has a spinner, I think. Two spinners. Yeah, but it's nothing. It's nothing to write home about. Oh, God. The snake actually, like, touches the wall. Oh, yeah, it's jaw moves. But, yeah, you know, if you have a metallic pinball machine, no matter what it is, you have a metallic pinball machine. Now, ACDC, on the other hand, there is a traffic difference between the... Oh!
70:53
Lightning! Cooey says that Knox is used there, too. Where? Cooey, where do you live again? I don't write this stuff down. I'm sorry.
71:04
Where are you noshing them biscuits, bro? Oh, dude. Sounds gnarly. Yo, you nosh some nosh biscuits, bro? Stop noring my nosh biscuits. Dude, stop noring my nosh, man.
71:17
Stop beering my buds, bro. Beer and buds, man. That's a new bar wherever marijuana's legal. Beer and buds? Can you sell them both? It's like, have you ever been to the laundromat bars called, like, Wash and Studs? Yeah, I live in Buds. Bubble. Bubble inside.
71:39
Mom? Oh, my brother. You know what? There's one in, uh... He's in Englandshire. Oh, you're... Okay. Englandshire? Is that real? Is that a Lord of the Rings thing? I don't know. Gnashing some gnarly chowder with my chums, brah. The ultimate sentence. Sounds epic. Managing some narrow chowder with smut chunks. Uh, anyway. Cool. Ooh, two for one. Old Jerry two for one. Ah! Oh, the old flip up. Clean yourself. Oh my. Bip! You made me say a word that wasn't real. Bip! Bip! Bip! Oh, England Shire, Birdsville, yes. You got this. Hold my breath as I whisper death. England Shire.
72:44
What? Postman. Ooh, that was a two-per. That was close, man. Thanks, I'm just trying to get some stuff, you know.
72:56
Oh, here we go. Back. Hey, hey. Okay, this immediately looks terrible. I don't want to hurt nobody. Oh, that was a good dip.
73:13
Baby dip. Well, there's something. What's that ball? I'm looking back. No! Baby, I don't see nothing wrong Woo!
73:27
With a little nice and big, just a little beer and beer. Beer and buzz, baby. What am I shooting for now? I'm literally shooting for nothing. Look at this. Oh, finally. Thanks, Mom. Uh-oh. I got Mars now.
73:42
Uh-oh. Who would tell y'all? Mr. B. No! English card. Oh, my God. All right. Kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa. Don't cap on me. My God. Oh, oh. Mom! Oh! Hmm! You're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Uh-oh. Hmm! pinball this is how you play pinball folks full contact oh god, the win over me you had two hits for a while yeah, I hit a hickey shot Oh, man. Woo. Break you up. Mom flip.
74:53
Mom flip's here. Look it. Marie shows up. Talks a little bit. Mom flip shows up. Yep. I'm just saying. See you, Mom.
75:05
Okay. Feed the ball. Feed it a ball. Whenever you're ready. Come on. And drain. Oh, my Lord. Get it back on.
75:21
Here come the toys. You made it. Jamaican. All right. Got nothing to lose. Bye, Jamaican. Bye, man. Oh, come on.
75:45
I think I did all right. It's exactly in the light bulb. I get the leg to leg blows. Five menon. Is menon like, do they own the lot of fives? Menon? What were they? They were babies. I thought it was the old school. Five menon. Well, if menon wasn't the five, menon was like the overall brand. Oh, it's like, here's the zoo, two pigs. Right. Are you sure? Yeah. Was it five minutes? Yeah, because it was like five minutes. It was like five minutes. It was like two feet? Two feet? Yeah. It was like two feet? Yeah. It was like two feet? Yeah. I don't know. Brad's the youngest on the record. He remembers things.
76:46
Oh no, I'm getting to that point where it really is... There's no difference? Usually it's like a pointy degree difference. It's one of a type of thing. It was one in here when I got here. Oh, we're gonna have to start 18 soon.
77:04
I don't know what's going on. Oh, okay, so they think it's two-faced. Two-faced? Yeah. Oh, he was toothpaste addict for one day.
77:15
What? Oh, boy. Toothpaste for men. Yeah, that's fine to spray toothpaste. Oh, before I started spraying toothpaste. Yeah, men in turn into ass.
77:25
Oh, that makes sense. Oh, Mr. Nothing to Lose is just murking us. Oh! I love it! Triple! That would be crazy. It knew how much magnet it lost because there's two balls there.
77:47
Nothing else kicks over the entire game. Yeah. That curves off the music. Even Sparky's like... Over the music. Good ball, dude.
77:59
Good ball. Jack McFrey. What division did you play in? Both Brad and I played in B division, and we were really close to qualifying.
78:19
All right, so Nick has six points. Jack has six points. I got a goose in it. Brad, you're coming up, bro. You're coming up. This is your game, man. You're coming up. This is your game, bro.
78:34
Is he being quiet? He's like a dude. Wait, uh, DQ, it got quiet. The audio on this is a little wonky.
78:44
We haven't found it before, didn't we? Yeah. Remember, like, the music got low, but there was, like, certain clicks on the play field still made loud-ass noises. Right.
78:55
I know there are games that, like, say, you taste the music a lot, but you don't need to know what it's called. Yeah. Oh, come on.
79:03
Indiana State champ gets to play in B, shenanigans. If you, listen, the difference between A Division and B Division is like, you know, clumping squirrels versus clumping bears.
79:20
Oh, okay. Oh, the music's like freezing. The music turns up and I drink. DQ! DQ! I keep going for the double and 4x steel shots on top and I miss a few. Have you got one yet? No. Look at that. Weird. I can see it. What? Can you turn the turn around? No, it's fine. Whoa, that's a cool throw to the front. That was ugly.
80:18
Something ain't right. I have a loop connection somewhere. That audio is a little bulky. Where would you look for it, Brad? For the fix. I was checking... Oh, Jack, that's you! Oh, my bad. Ready? Go.
80:37
Yeah, victory. I missed your skill shot, buddy. 1-800-GAVIN-FIX-IT-NOW. I'm going to say that, like, all of it is quiet. I look in the back box first.
80:52
Bye, Gavin. Bye. Call Gavin. Bye, Gavin. Alright. Quiet music. Ooh! What's up, Gerald? Yeah. You can grab the chair out of the kitchen if you want it.
81:17
Tilt. Oh, God. Catch. Ooh, babies look good. Sparkman. Taking some time on that jammo. Sparkman. Catch him good. Catch him up. Yup! Sparkman. Yo! Oh god, now it's only the bottom speaker. Something's up. Only the bottom speaker's going, folks. Wonko says no sound might make this game better. I'll agree with you on that one. and I don't buy games for theme. I think if you buy games for theme, you're going to end up with a Gillingham's Island or something, you know?
82:15
Was there ever a football machine made for MASH? Well, MASH would be good. I think they could still probably come out with a new function.
82:27
MASH? MASH. Do you watch Mosk? This dance? Mosk? Yes. I don't think Mosk. Do you sing like the theme song? Yeah. Do do do do. I don't know. It's perfect, y'all. Yo, what's the point of this? I think it's a barbecue. I don't think it's a barbecue. Oh! Oh, baby. Oh, still. Oh! I caught it! I've never caught a crotch before! You caught a crotch? Yeah, I caught a crotch, man! Wow, that hit the corner and was on its way out, and I just barely flipped at the last second. Whaaat? I'm amazing! The chat is not happy with you guys singing. Oh come on! My ears are bleeding, make it stop. That song's great! The Squash Cat Orchestra.
83:56
I don't know, I think we nailed it, I don't know about that. It sounded great. Suicide and Famous, it brings all the new things. Wait, what? That's hilarious.
84:12
Suicide and Famous, it brings all the new things. Oh yeah, it is a cat orchestra. It's a great cat orchestra. Okay.
84:31
Sorry, credit. Can I get a new pair of new buttons? Okay. It felt like, wait, what? What did you get for filling the bottom of the screen with heads in Spartan Multiball? I'm not sure. Well, every time you get a super, you get a head. No, I think he means in the, Yeah. Oh, the little... The race?
85:01
Yeah, the little aliens? What are they? That's just showing you how many supers you've got. Are you sure?
85:08
Oh, he played four others. Hey, man, good thing. Screw this. Definitely need a spirit that says, I don't know, I think we nailed it.
85:23
I don't know. I think we nailed it. I don't know. I think we nailed it. Man, are you sure you don't want to make bootleg shirts of all these?
85:34
Can we get a whistle? Did you, you should have worn your donate skin to the pop-up. I did. Oh, that's so good. It was one of the giveaways when people didn't recognize you. They're like, oh, yeah!
85:48
Donate the candy bag! Oh, for those of you in the middle of the screen, If you don't know, I'm Nick, this is Brad, and that is Jack Danger, and this is the Let's Scream Team-a-thon. Welcome to the Team-a-thon. The Team-a-thon has been going on for three months. Three months. 24 weeks.
86:18
Wait, how long is that? That's a lot of weeks, man. 24 months. Six months. Five months. Six months. Are you sure? Oh, my God. I have graphics dating back to week one.
86:33
Wow. Brad's going to go for his kicks. You just didn't tell me you had a podcast. We have a podcast. And one of the biggest compliments that I got about the podcast was we kept it short. Short? All right, let's do it. 30-40 minutes was perfect. Okay, let's do that then. I think that's it. Wonka, we do not have a beer sponsor yet. Our talks with Revolution sort of fizzled, but we're going to have to get back out there.
87:12
Unless, Wonka, you work for a beer company and you want us to drink all your beer, in fact, we encourage you to send beer to us. Why are you holding the...
87:38
Get in there! Come on now. Oh, that sucked. Oh, Brad won! No, it's only about two. Okay, go ahead, Chief.
88:13
Hey, nice ball there, Brad. Wow. The walls are the mystery and it's difficult not to know. Brad's finally proven his mettle there.
88:21
Yeah, all right. Here comes $200 million on the plunge. Oh, farts. Oh, God. Come on. Yeah. That's nice.
88:37
Are you effing my biscuit right now, dude? Chill tight. Uh-oh. Oh, that's pretty ballerina. Ballerina style. Figure it out.
88:58
One on Ellie. Big dude from Ellie. Perfect shooting. Oh man. Swap. Yo, are you speedrunner towing my pinball machine? You know, when he's beating up the car, it's just kick the car by the pinball machine. Perfect. Damn it. How many snakes do I keep? Again. One more? Oh my god. But hitting in the face mouth gives you more than one. But it likes a free shot. Gotta love that. Good. Well done. Thanks Lester Just got his foot in the hole Now if you can get some of those hurry in there it things it really hard to just You know some of those trap Good win Brad Oh, what? Get outta here. I'm trying to crank it up now. Brad Stolle's our scoreboard.
90:16
Wasn't ready for that. Going for Hayden's now. Uh oh. There's a peanut burning in my brain.
90:34
Alright, Brad, start this off. Then old ding dong danger. I'm gonna put this right here. I'll do that. Do that right here.
90:46
Just a second. No. No. Why would you tilt? Well, someone got 500 bells in there. Nick Campbell is up next. Wow, yeah. Did you get a super? I didn't do anything. It was Harvey and it went out. Brad won again. I think you added one more word on there that should have been there. Wait, did you win? No. I think it's 6, 7, 3. Get those two projectile heads so we can see what happens. Yeah, man, I'd like to know, too.
91:27
Is that... Is there another mode? I mean, I know they're all different. I drunkenly got blackened once, and that was incredible. And that's the mode you get by not shooting anything properly. For a long time. You have to hit all four picks 15 times. I mean, you've got to clear them. 15 times.
91:52
I think Nick's more of a... Sad Patrol kind of guy. Sad Patrol! Thanks again for coming out, folks. We're not done. We got about another 45 minutes in us before we have to go to our tournament. Nick is up next. I'm Jack Dager. Brad Smith joins us. And Nick's done pooping. That was fast. Hey, everyone. What song should I pick? Good choice. I think Seth. I think it's fun.
92:27
Nice catch. Okay. I don't know. The only one that works more, because I didn't like nothing. Pescivarius. Wait, is that a sanitarium song out here? What?
92:42
Pescivarius. Pescivarius for the rest of various. Mom? Yeah, nailed it 200 points Wait, skill shot Oh, yes You got a great point, sir Don't be fair Tournament, yeah, so every Monday there is a tournament at different bars around Chicago because different bars sponsor different teams It's like a volleyball tournament Yeah, it's essentially like softball, volleyball stuff, and we have to go beat up the people at a bar just north of here. The bar is called North Down. North Down, they have a World Cup soccer, a Simpsons pinball party, and a Rolling Stones with the, I believe, the Mick Jagger head intact. Yeah. One of the rare Rolling Stones with Mick Jagger. In the B Division, someone knocked Mick's head off of Rolling Stones. Now, if we owned a Rolling Stones, would we put our body in it? I think we should. Yeah, we could put our own plastic. I kind of want to do that to the freaking goalie. Put, like, put Mick Jagger in the goalie?
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Do the little hand wave? Okay, good. All right, what other games have, like, people in them that we can fix things?
94:10
You can do it on ACDC 3, you know. You know, we've got James Vanning in the corner. Oh, Lord Squeak, that sounds disgusting. One, one flipper. Yeah, the whole game is there. Oh yeah, it took your ACDC off. I guess it's the ACDC, uh, as a goalie. I can see that making for a really crappy goalie, though. Yeah, to the point. It would be a crap goalie. Yeah, the only amount of soccer is like made out of leather. Leather? It's a very soft, uh, kind of rolling piece. Please? Come back? It is! Yeah, it's like a... It's like a... That's a cool little construction. It's like a piece of, uh... Yeah, it's a ladder. The cars are coming by. Oh, you got one! Can you ever... I think I saw it, I got it in the end. Oh my God! Plus a... plus a dollar. I'm not angry, I'm just pissed. Oh, that's a snake. Good trade.
95:15
I take a work-up shot for over Iron Man in the day. You know what, Kirsten? We'll play a one-handed game tonight. Yeah, let's practice for tonight. Who do you play tonight, Brad? Penn State. Penn State, Colorado Pocky.
95:29
Is that at your bar? Logan Square. Emporium Logan Square. Yeah, it's there. Way to go, Emporium. Way to go, Chicago. Oh yeah, I must have played my first Sparky. Yeah, that ain't it. No, you had 500,000 points. Yeah. I'm not angry, I'm just drunk. Oh yeah, I guess you're right, I'm not angry, I'm just pissed. Is that the T-shirt? No, I looked up at the camera and I'm like, I'm not angry, I'm just pissed. But pissed over the... English Shire? In English Shire, Birdville, means gross. English Shire. Why are you so pissed, man? That sounds like a Chicago suburb. English Shire, yes, it does. It's like Englewood and like, Birdville, something. We have a Shire here. We've got a Shire. Wood Shire? Yeah. There's Lincoln Shire. Lincoln Shire makes... Lincoln Shire is not Lincolnwood's meet-up suburb. Lincoln Shire. There's one called like Woodtown or something like that. Wooddale. Wooddale? Dude, Wooddale. What a made up suburb. There's a town called Lake in the Hills. What's the word for it? Lake in the Hills. Oh yeah, what's their new album? Lake in the Hills. Lake in the Hills comes up in the band. Yeah. Link in the Hill? Link in the Hill sounds like a baby band. Yeah. Come on baby. Got a finger. Clear off. Nice use of the text. Good job. It's not a... it's not a... Taking a piss means something different overseas? What does it mean? It means you're not making fun of yourself. Dang. Or you're being made fun of because you're just funny. Dude, why are you taking a piss on me? No, I think it's just... You're taking a piss? You're like taking... You're burning the piss. Why are you, uh, why are you talking like that? Why are you pissing on me? No, it's taking the piss or something like that. Oh, taking the piss. You don't have to take the piss, do you? Don't get that guy. Wait, what is the thing that you do over there? What? It's like making fun of someone, but it's not really. I'm trying to spread it around. Oh, it's trying to make something happen?
97:58
Is this my fault? I love this game. Is this really it? My game is awesome! That's it! Wonko says, if you want city names that sound like someone who's just everywhere, you go to Seattle. Oh, have you been to Spittyville or Town, Townburg? I always need a snake. I never need a snake. Uhhh, Pee-up! Oh, two for both! There's a town near Cooey called Ugly. In England, in Engleworth. Engleshire. Oh, jeez. That was amazing! You got a clue on the slits. OHHHHH! Oh, you split, I'm sorry. I did it, I needed it though. I said I feel like I needed it. What the hell are you drinking? Oh. What? That's cures. Silver bullet, right?
98:52
Silver bullet. Alright, here comes the spooker skill shot. That was a favorite. What was the game called? What was the tournament kind of thing? I don't... Like, I thought... You were trying to get it to catch on. And it was really good.
99:07
Are you sure it wasn't about farting? Like, bust in a grumpy? I don't know, dude. No! You can put anything random together and it can be funny.
99:25
Dude, why are you whacking the... Why are you whacking the turtle? This was... This was something more specific. Because I know like You're in the car And you're like The drug not a fan Not a fan That was it It was not a fan I had to wait a while Remember when you couldn't Figure out not a fan Yeah it took me forever And you had to remind me To do like something Not a fan Yeah What The drug you take When you're not really in the stuff Like yo get I need like I need some not a fan dude I don't even know how I said that You take the drug Or do you give Or are you You take the drug When you're not in the thing Or do you take the drug you're too innocent to be less innocent. You're like, I'm all about pinball, dude. I need some not a fan. You need some not a fan to... No, I think not a fan has to be negative. Like, that guy, like, when Dr. Needs to talk about something, I can't even... Like, that guy taking too many not a fans? No, because that means he's not a fan. I want to be the one that's not a fan. Taking not a fan. So, how do we make that work? So... How do we make that work? Use your English to do some writing. So you're not into something... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Alright, there it is. Woo, that's cute.
100:58
Oh, come on. Come on. Ooooooh! Not a fan, hook me up! Alright, we got some hurry-up-a-rinos. Oh, you just stack them? Yeah, dude! I didn't know that. Stack-a-rino! Not a fan. Seems simple enough. Yeah.
101:35
Okay. So, I am going to maybe go for Grave Marker. Why? Why? Why? Why?
101:53
Why? Why? Why? This ain't good. Why? How about this? Bushy Gap. Wait, that's a down in Bushy Gap.
102:18
What am I shooting for? You're trying to hit the Kleenex. The Kleenex target, right? I wanted some of the pick-up cards too. Five million!
102:33
Nailed it! You're seeing magic here kids. Oh god. Five... Are you counting these, Trader? How many tilt do we have? One? I think he has two still. Oh my god. Keep the counter going. The missed counter. Ten! You get a point! I think that's a good, like, calculation on my shooting skills, you know? It's like one out of ten shots actually go where it's supposed to. Oh, I accidentally cleared too many things. Boots are over.
103:21
Bootsy gap, bootsy gap, oh, bootsy, bootsy, bootsy, bootsy gap. Oh, God. He's ready for the pick and up.
103:32
What ball is this, by the way? Two. Bootsy gap. Oh, that was accidental. There's a place called Nukestack on the way from Canada to Seattle. Okay. Nukestack. In Michigan, we have Big Beaver Road. Pop a slot, yeah, Nick's here. And Big Ever is actually $60. Donates to kids. What the hell, for whom the bell tolls, what are you playing? Complete Shots. Crap. Wait, what are you doing? Why'd you do this? I didn't pick anything, man. You've been looking at the stream again. I need to do internet, man. This is probably worth more than a game like any one. But you have to make shots. What shots? Every shot, you're kind of hitting the rose.
104:13
Ooh. Oh. And then we use the last shot as sort of like a bicep. Where's the answer? What are you talking about? Oh! So, he goes like, I'm ready to do the bicep. Yo, bam. I am uh-uh, fam. Uh-uh, fam. Yo, I'm taking that uh-uh, fam. Whoa, you got it! Every three switches. Holy monster. I can't even eat the ball. I can't even eat the friggin' ball. I just made 22 million in that mode. Oh my god! It's one of the better ones to me. What? How did they not know about this? Especially on the pro, because there's no spinners.
104:55
Because of the spinners? There's no spinners. So it's basically paid to black, you know, with every switch hit, it's gonna be a payout. So even with the spinner, it's like 6 million. There's a spinner!
105:07
Say it with me, Big O. Big O! That bell. Roller. The animation is cool too. It's like a plane committing bombs. Yeah. He's like, if it is mild it looks like he's like... Oh really? There you go. That looked way better than Fade to Black. I agree. Yeah, that's true though. That's true for Fade to Black. I only do Fade to Black. Now I gotta try that. Alright. Battle. Battle. Battle. Fade to Battle. We can battle! North... North Underwood. Black Bottom. Turkey Conk Lane. That's what the list is. Whoa! The list is truly endless here in the UK.
105:58
I went to, um... Rest in Peace, Spinner. Rippin' Pepperonis, kid. I went to, uh... what's it called? It's called, uh... Just try to stay where I am. Dress apart. Yes!
106:15
Oh man, now you've lost it. Oh, Flaming Lips Avenue. No, Flaming Lips Boulevard. In Oklahoma. Flaming Lips Boulevard.
106:27
Okay, Brad. What do I need to be, buddy? 22 first? Now you've got everything on the board. One good turkey. So Nick's in full Spangberg mode. I have full Spangberg going into my first multiball. You know who I didn't see? Who's Spangberg? Did you look for him? He was at Pinberg. So since they shifted everything around, I think we missed a lot of people.
106:58
All right. He was still lucky. He was garbage. I feel like you would have liked this one. Yep. I don't know if you would have paid for anything, so... Bring me Lipsalm! Is that what I got? Yeah, start with Lipsalm. That is right. The table is strongly missing.
107:25
Table is hashtag not missing. Not a fan of Sway the West. Oh, I love the hashtag, man. Oh my god, stop hitting so cleanly! Goal! Got it! Goal, goal, goal! Big goal! What did that ever onside? That sucks! Oh! No! Yo, that's Nick. That ain't nothing. Oh, God. Yo! Hey, Nick. Oh! Yeah! Fuck you! Be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool!
108:15
I'm a big dog! You look like me. I just have a big, down, uh... Oh, ding dong ding. Oh, ding dong ding, dude.
108:26
Oh, God. Jesus Christ! That fucking pie! Oh! That fucking pie! He's got the 4X rolling, which means he's good. It's pretty hard to get 50 million out of multiple. Here, 10 mil, uh, 10 mil extra ball. 10 mil extra ball, baby! Ahahaha! Woo! Oh, God. That's great, dude. Congratulations. Aw, thank you, man.
108:57
Oh, good! Bro! Oh, Blackhawk! Oh, I don't know. Good win there, J.Doug. Nick Campbell, not a fan. Hardcore! What's up, buddy? Ten million extra ball. How? Four X. Extra ball. Two and a half. Oh, man! Whoa! Uh-oh! Whoa! Uh oh, jumped up on ya! Don't try it! Well now I'm scared, I could take the baby skills. Uh oh. Baby skills. Oh, this is already over. Whoa. Can you do it? I'm nervous. Not a fan. Alright, so, I'm gonna start Rocking's from... What you gonna do at some point? I'm gonna walk the wamps. What you gonna do? I don't see any of you guys at Paco's. I'm gonna do something. I didn't see any of you guys at Paco. Where are you there? Dude, I was there the whole time. You probably didn't recognize me. I got a haircut and shaved my face off.
110:04
Here comes a Hagen. Oh, no! Here comes a Hagen. Oh, my God, he's doing it. I think he already guessed it. You son of Bob Theo.
110:19
Nice, Hagen. Did I just miss a follow? Did I miss a follow? I'm sorry. I love you.
110:28
I didn't hear anything. That's because the volume was down. Oh, that's sick. Dengulation! Oh, my God. I can't believe it. Dude, the Hades are real. You did two Hades shots in a row? Yeah. I'm proud of you, man. Hey, I'm a B-Division pop-up player.
110:49
Take that, Zach. Zach literally emailed me. Yeah. Should have played in C. Was the subject line. Uh-huh.
110:58
The content. Should have played in C. Why didn't you play in C? Why? Yeah. I felt like a sandbagger, dude. It didn't look right. It didn't. It's not what matters. Yeah. It mattered to me. I didn't want to. It was like kids and old ladies and like. No, that's D division. No. They had a D this year. Yeah. Yeah, but she had some people that... But that's how... That's why D was invented, so you didn't feel like a... No, but when people walked up and they asked them what division he wanted to play, they don't freaking know. Right. And you do. You play the lowest. Why'd you play B? I was stuck. He had to. I had to play B. What's your ranking? 500. 500 is the cutoff? No, 6 is the lowest. Fuck.
111:45
So I would be locked in D. 200 to 600 is B division. Yeah. What's your number right now? $1,000. Aww. And I could have played C. It didn't feel right. Also, because I was able to get to qualifying and sort of eke out at the bottom, I think proved that I shouldn't have played C. I agree. I think we're all B. Yeah. But coach would say otherwise. Yeah. As he did in the email. Okay, I emailed him back. The number three pinball player told you not to go. And I go, I didn't want to feel like a sandbagger. And he's like, feel like a sandbagger. Just do it. Just win. Who cares? But I would have been holding up that trophy. I would have seen old ladies and kids crying on the floor, hungry because they don't have money. Oh, yeah. And they spent like $200 trying to qualify, and I'm just drinking two or three of them. What? What is it? Wouldn't you feel good, though? It would have felt great. Right?
112:37
I don't know if they had those games set up easier, but there were some big scores. The stack is your trademark. I know. I get that. If you had a 700 on Seattle, it would be top qualifier. To be the seed? Yeah, the seed. Yeah, Seattle. 700. You should have seen the Metallica scores. You should have seen freaking anything. That just makes you feel alive, man. But that's not, it wouldn't have been fun. To win. Winning is okay, but it's the fight that matters, man. When you walk up and you get, if I put like, you know, 50 on Metallica, and walk away, and everyone behind me is just going, like, how did they do that? But there's literally a D division. but people didn't not everyone knew they could play the lowest one you didn't either one of the kids that was in our chat yeah never mind we'll skip that part some people felt that they were better than D division even though they had never played a competition before so they would pick C and stuff like that and just C was flooded with people that, you know, it would have just been me going like, move it kid, I'm playing pinball, like, kicking. You think that's how good you are? That's how, you could have proved it. I'm taking that trophy, man. You could have proved how good you are at taking that trophy. And now you don't know. And I could have, here's what I could have done. And I would have been walking down the hallway by myself and some kid would have been there and be like, good day, Jack Danger. And I'd have tossed him the trophy.
114:11
And I'd be like, cheers now. Go feed the pyramid. I'm sure it's made out of plastic. The guy who once he was getting ragged on on Pinsider. Yeah. Of course. Because that guy was like, it's just whatever. You care what Pinsider has to say? I care. Look at this camera. There are millions of people on the other side of it. Oh, you're an internet celebrity now. I can't be a jerk. So you can't. Oh.
114:43
Come on. Come on! Come on! Alright, one handed tournament. I'll start us off. Okay, I'll go. Ignore the scorers of the last round. Okay, to get the super skill shot you gotta use your You gotta use your me. Oh, that pimp. Trust. Too much chin music. Play.
115:17
Chin music. Is that talking? You know what that is? He's from overseas, man. That's what they call talking. Oh, that's where he's from. Chin music Ireland.
115:30
Don't leave it to chin music. I know you're not from Ireland. It sounds better that way. Okay. Oh, God. Yeah, we're going to podcast very soon. Oh!
115:49
In fact, I think we were supposed to do it today, but we didn't. We were busy on a search for camera gear that we lost in the studio. Oh, Jesus.
115:59
Oh, please, Snake. Oh! Danger. The one hand to rule. Let's set that up. Wait, hold on. Let me take this off.
116:22
Oh, it's in the back glass. What a dildo. Donate to kids? Did you say dildo? Oh, that's a bargain. You know what? That's going to be a collector's item on Gavin's service. Yeah. Gavin's game service. Yeah, he'll be on, like, something famous. He'll be on something famous. Why didn't it give me my skill shot? You tell me. I didn't mess anything up. Higgy, Higgy. Did you get the right one?
116:50
Right one doesn't give you one. Higgy, Higgy, Higgy. Breathe. Mom? Off the sling. Oh my life. Top of the slide. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
117:15
Beautiful. What the? Nailed it. Nailed it! Can I... I'm keeping the fist of power here. What's this? Oh boy.
117:45
That looks dope. Alright, good start. There's a town in Newfoundland, Canada called DildoTown.com. Did you know that for three and a half years I lived in Newfoundland, Canada? Not in Dildo. Maybe in Dildo, I don't know. Did you live in Dildo? I've never lived in Dildo, Newfoundland.
118:05
Is it like a French name that we're pronouncing wrong, or is it really... Oh, like Dal... Dal-do. Dal-do?
118:13
Je ne sais... Dal-do? Je ne sais... Dal-do? Dal-do. Okay. Ah, oui. Oui, oui, oui. Si? Oui, oui, dal-do. What am I doing? Well, you hit the danger target. Your brother plays that right now? All right. Dude, you chased the ball, never chase it. Please for it to come to you, man. Don't chase the ball, bro. Oh, I think I stubbed my fingers. Oh, you got the stuff out of my thumb. I just like interrupted it. Now, you can stub a toe. Can you stub a finger? Oh, I stub my thumb when I do power plunges almost all the time. I think I just stubbed my fingers. Oh, this is gonna get real fun.
119:12
What's that, Mom? No! What's the M in the back? That is a hot shot. That is the four-player version of Big Shot that you can find on the Pinball Arcade. Aw. Good head, Mopi-Ball, buddy. You ever seen a one handed multi ball? It don't look pretty. But it's probably gonna go better than most of the multi balls we've played. Wait, did you point out on my metallic what's all this shit? No that's the photoshop brushes dude. That's extra why I don't like them. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Just kidding, Dirty Donnie did it. What's wrong man? Oh, Dirty Donnie did it. Everybody out!