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Why is it Like This - Ep1: Who's the Freak?

Pinball Party Podcast·podcast_episode·48m 42s·analyzed·Jan 30, 2024
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TL;DR

Jon Hey launches 'Why Is It Like This?' podcast with casual discussion of everyday frustrations.

Summary

Jon Hey introduces a new podcast called 'Why Is It Like This?' featuring three sound engineer friends discussing mundane frustrations and societal oddities. The first episode covers driver's license testing policy, proper toilet hygiene, roadside bowel emergency protocols, internet algorithm bias and Holocaust denial, Catholic Church practices and celibacy, and off-leash dog etiquette. Conversation is informal, often crude, and deliberately non-expert.

Key Claims

  • Driving tests are not difficult and people who fail them on the first attempt have bigger problems in their lives.

    low confidence · Zach Sharpe's opening question about driver's licenses; opinion/speculation

  • Internet algorithms are designed to amplify engaging content rather than provide accurate information, creating filter bubbles around misinformation like Holocaust denial.

    medium confidence · Zach Sharpe's explanation of algorithmic engagement mechanics; data-informed opinion

  • Catholic priests face sexual abuse restrictions due to celibacy rules, creating a 'loophole' that contributes to child abuse patterns.

    low confidence · Sean's speculative explanation; simplistic reasoning on complex historical/theological issue

  • Catholic Church teachings are contradictory—they promote marriage biblically but prohibit priests from marrying.

    medium confidence · Zach Sharpe's observation; reasonable theological criticism

  • Off-leash dogs in public are a safety hazard and irresponsible dog ownership.

    medium confidence · Hosts' personal experiences and frustration; anecdotal observation

Notable Quotes

  • “The internet is like that one person that you weren't really friends with in high school but they were always around and they just blindly supported everything that you did.”

    Zach Sharpe @ ~28:00 (est.) — Apt metaphor for algorithm-driven content personalization and radicalization

  • “I wiped with my chunk of ice... that was Papa Duke lucky that was there.”

    Sean (identifiable as roadside defecation story teller) @ ~16:00 (est.) — Core anecdote of episode; absurdist humor

  • “God's basically God's proposal like this is a good idea. We'll do this. Go to this building. Eat my son. Drink him a little bit. Tell me all your secrets in confession right and give me your money.”

    Sean @ ~37:00 (est.) — Irreverent critique of Catholic ritual from lapsed believer

  • “It's a part of society that we should keep going.”

    Sean (sarcastic) @ ~39:00 (est.) — Sarcastic commentary on perpetuating problematic institutions

  • “We'll sound good trying.”

    Jon Hey @ ~33:00 (est.) — Meta-joke about podcast quality and non-expert status

Entities

Jon HeypersonZach SharpepersonSeanpersonWhy Is It Like This?productPinball Party PodcastorganizationStraight Down the MiddleorganizationCatholic Churchorganization

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    content_signal: Jon Hey announces new podcast 'Why Is It Like This?' with sound engineer colleagues; first episodes cross-posted to Pinball Party Podcast feed; available on major podcast platforms

    high · Opening announcement: 'This is a sneak peek at a new podcast called Why Is It Like This? that I recently started with a couple sound engineer colleagues'

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    community_signal: Jon Hey expanding content portfolio beyond pinball-focused work into general lifestyle/comedy podcast

    high · Jon Hey cross-posting new podcast on Pinball Party feed; targeting existing audience with new content format

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    sentiment_shift: Shift from pinball-specific podcast content to general cultural criticism and crude comedy

    medium · Entire episode devoted to non-pinball topics (toilet hygiene, religious critique, dog behavior); tone markedly different from pinball media norms

Transcript

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Hey, Pinball Party fans! This is a sneak peek at a new podcast called Why Is It Like This? that I recently started with a couple sound engineer colleagues of mine. You will be able to find it where you can find all other podcasts, but I wanted to put the first couple on this feed because I think if you're a fan of the Pinball Party, you'll be a fan of this. So join me for the first ever episode of Why Is It Like This? Hello and welcome to the first episode where three friends who are confused by the world and its idiots attempt to help each other answer the question, Why is it like this?
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On this very first episode we ask why people are given multiple attempts to take such an easy test how to properly execute a mid-run roadside evacuation and by evacuation I mean shit. We ask about the oddities of the Catholic religion And of course, why people don't teach their kids how to wipe their ass that much and more on Why Is It Like This. Alright, turn your stereo up, put your earbuds in, take your pants off and let's go. Well boys, here we go. Here we go. Episode 1. Episode 1. What are we doing? Well, since it's the first episode of Why Is It Like This, ELMAN spices Nate 566 ALES RA celebs in Bell Tate가 jahla these matters of we need to discuss i i mean not really you know just dollars glad to be here in the ever edit you know πα sont par I'm a math and math and some sort right data science got a masters in data science. Yeah, so like really kind of yeah, I have a math degree. I know what's that like? Yeah, we just described it. Yeah. Okay, sure. We're going to talk about things that help each other understand this world. It's just trash. It's bad. There's no reason to listen to what we're saying at all. But we will make it sound good. It'll sound like you should listen to what we're saying. Correct. For today. We kind of We're going to preloaded some questions. We don't know what they are. Of just things that you've thought of, Sean has, I have of just like what? The degradation of life really. The daily degradation of life and society around us. You know and how fucking frustrating it is quite honestly. And maybe we can help each other. Right and try to how we can work through that really. My goal is to just really give you both shit as much as I can. Nice! Yeah, so. Yeah, okay. But Zach, you got a list? I do. I do actually have a list. This was kind of your idea. Well, I've done podcasting. We've all done music production, audio production. We've played shows together. This was kind of like, hey, man, God damn it. Why do we let people who fail their driver's test take it again and then give them a license? Like, I just feel like driving tests aren't that difficult. And if you fail it on the first time, there's probably like a bigger problem going on, like in your life sort of thing. And it just like last night, I saw somebody Papers Photograms
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I'm wondering what the alternative is. I'm all for this idea. I'm all for the idea. Of what? Multiple tests? Of multiple, actually the concept of multiple tests being not the way to go. Oh, one and that's it. Because as a 16 year old, or whenever you take it, actually it's even worse when you see somebody getting driving instructions and you look in the window and it's like a 45 year old woman. Right. I'm not a fan of the alternative be of a public execution? Well, okay, no. We're solving problems here. I mean, no, I think after a certain age Okay, granted, we live in a place where, like, you need a car. We're in a 70,000 population. Well, Sean, you're closer to, we're in the Midwest, right? I mean, not tiny towns, not big towns. We're not in New York where I get, like, oh, maybe I don't get a car until I'm 40. Here, The From Thi T The New Television Here, the That's his third test. Exactly, yes, you know, GTA five stars sorta situation, you know, like they throw some like cartel guy in the backseat with, you know, the trunk is filled with coke and then they like call it in. And that's your driving test, you know, you gotta get from Eau Claire to Triple Falls, you know, and in a certain amount of time. Or someone's going to fucking kill you. Exactly. And then you never get your license. So, I mean, it really does kill two birds, you know. Aside from, I'm glad you got it off your chest. Yeah, that was. Um, kill them after a certain age, kill them if they don't get it, or if they're earlier, put them through a rigorous second test. I like the idea of rigorous second test, a drug run. Okay, perfect. Yeah. Realistically, it should just be longer. You can't really make a driving test harder and have it be realistic. You know, it's like they have you do the three things that you do when you're driving on the driving test. You stay in your lane, you stop at stop signs or stoplights and you parallel park behind one vehicle. Okay. Got that out of the way, at least. May I? Please. I've had something written down that I would... Why didn't anyone, parent or authority, teach me to wipe my ass more than once when I was young? What? What? Well, when I was young, I... So I had streaks in my underwear, you know. Sure, skid marks. Skidmarks. That's what we used to call it. And like, but I thought even... Seems more than average. I don't know if it was my sister or me, I realized, like, oh, you can wipe more than once. It's not like, I thought it was just you go through the motions, you go in the bathroom, you take a dump, and you wipe once, front to back, that's it. That's it. Is it like a crumple or a fold situation? I don't even know if I, like, I checked it. I'm just like, well, that's it, and you go. No, like, here I go. Preparing to wipe, do you fold it or do you just crumple it into a ball? Now I fold. Okay, like the middle man. I'm not a pinball, you know what I'm saying? When I'm like, this is seven years old-ish. Yeah, but just once, huh? Yeah, but then I, one time it just clicked, I'm like, oh wait. So I'm saying like, do you, did you guys learn? All right. You're looking at, all right. Well, hold on. Sean, would you like to weigh in on this? You had a pretty strong reaction to that, like similar to mine. And I, yeah, go ahead. I've always, I used to wipe to excess, I would think. I don't remember being taught. When was your first hemorrhoid? I actually haven't had one. I don't want to, I don't want to like, derail us too much. I've torn my butthole a couple of times. Oh, first five minutes. Come on. Torn it. Yeah, but, but yeah, never, never had a hemorrhoid. But also, I don't remember being taught to wipe more than once, but definitely have always done it personally. Okay, so I will I actually this is very relatable for me because I wouldn't say we grew up poor but maybe this will give you an idea for you know our financial situation growing up. I distinctly remember my dad taking my brother and I into our tiny ass bathroom in our house and giving us like a master class on like how many sheets of toilet paper we should be taking off the roll, how many times we should be folding it, folding it over app you after you wipe using the toilet paper. Tanya Balci MINFINK Munmanna Burg steak енной
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how's your poop in your butt? I don't fucking know. How are you going to ask your kid? How's your wiping? Well, I think that's why, you know, you kind of skip the asking and just say, like, This Week in Pinball Game of Thrones sovereparticipal panel in backbox that is backlit during playelectronic interview with John Papadiuk Black Water Kaneda Pinball Podcast Twippies Awards translite sovereparticipal panel in backbox that is backlit during playelectronic interview with John Popadiuk WPPRoice platform atarntpinnball Something kind of closely related It not a I going to throw a curveball because of events that happened this week And it not a why is it like this but maybe it a why is my body like this I was running on Monday As in you were an active runner? Yep. Not running away from a bear. But the the training plan for the marathon that my wife is running and the half that I'm going to do called for an 11 mile long I was doing that.
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And about five miles in, my stomach started to cramp. And I was like, whatever this happens, it'll probably go away. And it just kept building for about three more miles until about mile eight.
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It was unavoidable that I was going to poop. And so I'm running on a trail. I live in a larger city. I'm running on a trail in the Midwest that is paved. It has trees on one side and kind of a river on one side, but the other side is a road that is being driven on all the time because it's about 530 in the PM. So everybody's getting done with work and going home. And it was it was thankfully getting a little bit dark, but I ran into an issue where you're like trying to put it off as long as possible. So when it's finally about to happen, Well, it's happening now, and there's no more time to run even 30 feet to your left to get into the tree. Like, it's peaking? And so I look to the right, which is roadside, and there was a little bit of brush and trees and some snow built up, because we just got wrecked by snow, thankfully. And I'm like, I gotta poop roadside! So I let go and I cower underneath behind this like snow pile and just blow out right beside the trail. Blow out? Wait, what kind of what was it like just a standard or was it? No, it was it was it was my second shit of the day. Yeah, it was it was irritated, agitated bowels because I had been running and it had just been like right for the last. Anatoly Anandji, and so it was it was one of those ones where where you've got the plug and it just goes
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And then spray or it yeah, it just it's just a deluge And I like great words to describe this And then Thankfully nobody else was on the trail because the weather was trash and it was icy and stuff I'm just there ass out with a pile of poop in between my feet. Who's the freak? And then, and then you don't realize this very often when you're just shitting normally because the toilet Water captures a lot of what's going on. Softens the blow. Sure, sure. And so after the initial like shock of I guess I'm shitting outside right now without planning I was sitting on it in the middle of the city. Sure. Right, and there's cars driving by just on the other side of these little busheses and trees and stuff. The smell hits me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was my first thought. Yeah. Christ. And then, shitting outside, it's like, I guess I'd probably wipe with leaves. There's no leaves around because all the trees are dead. Yeah. So I just grab a bunch of snow and I start washing my ass. Oh, man. Ouch. What else? I have to be going fast because there's other people that are going to be going by. Nah. I would have hand wiped. No. I would have hand wiped. No. And he washed my hand on the snow. No. What are you talking about? I hand wiped with snow as kind of toilet paper. Sure. But then. Yeah. But then I got lucky. I grabbed some snow and there was a chunk of ice like kind of packed snow in there. How was that lucky? Because I was able to without it. How do you make that motion with your hands? He's making like a scooping motion. That's what I was doing. I had this ice toilet paper that I was able to like. Okay. Hold on a second here. I wasn't. Wait, wait, one more detail before you say... Was there a noise? There were two noises. There were two noises. The first one was halfway through, all of a sudden it's just like... Sure, the flaps! Right, right, right. And in the middle of that, out of my mouth... Ohhhhh... What the fuck, dude? Yeah, it's like... And shame, right? Are you just ashamed of yourself? I'm in fight or flight mode at that point, so I wasn't thinking. I actually like got done. I wiped with my chunk of ice. I was like, that was pretty lucky that was there. Thankful. He's thankful for it. I still don't get that. I don't know. Pull my shorts back up, go back to the, like walk three steps back to the trail, and I'm like, my asshole is really cold now. Yeah! Because I got like snow in there. Right. And I was like, well, let's just start. So then I start running again. Here we go. And about a tenth of a mile later, it just kind of all hits me. I'm like, I just had to stop and shit. Right. Shit. And I just got back on the trail and started running. But then I stop and I call my wife to come and pick me up like a four year old child. I put myself. You come get me. Okay, two questions real quick. Were you able to make eye contact with anybody driving by? What the fuck? Well, no. Well, while I was Well, I was hunched over. I was hidden enough that cars wouldn't be able to see me and I was not able to see into any windows. Okay, fair. Just had to clarify. But then also, I mean, come on. Were you wearing socks? Yep. Were you wearing underwear? Mm-hmm. Okay, so you take your shoes off, you take your socks off, you take your underwear off, you've got at least three wiping options there, and then you just- That takes way too long I'm running. I got a shit. I don't like a lot of different shit on my ass. I mean shit, wrong word. I don't like different stimulus, stimuli. Things. I'm very particular about toilet paper, wiping ones. So I would have hand, because with my hand I got a smooth, I got smooth. It's gross, mind you. It is gross. I'm a little bit of a nerd, but I noticed around me, look it, I have God's washcloths and water everywhere, so I'll just scoop. I'll scoop, scoop, scoop, I'll wipe, I'll scoop, you know, I got my hand. Both hands or just commit to one? Gross. One, of course. Just commit to one and that's it? Okay. Yes, because if I'm going to keep running or walking, if I would have just scraped my asshole like Sean did with ice and snow, like I'm going to now walk like a fucking penguin. I can't run. I got to, well, he called mom, but I mean, so yeah, I would have scooped my hand, then used the snow, but you say, what would you do? I would have popped my shoes off and taken my socks off and at least had you know two decent wiping mediums and then just buried them in a little pile of snow and you know put my shoes back on and moved on with my life. And you're gonna put your shoes on without socks like a fucking Italian? What are you criminals? Jesus Christ! My life is on the way to pick me up it's not like I'm running the rest of the marathon you know. Well I was still thinking I was gonna finish this. Okay, let's move on. I'm going to throw up, etc. What do you got? You got something else, Zach? Zachary Can we do something more sort of serious topic that I was kind of contemplating? Please. Zachary So I saw this thing on a newer website that some of you may have heard of called Reddit that some was talking about. I can't even remember the topic of what it was at I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to answer this question at this point, but somebody said, it's not because they're dumb. It's because of the internet. And I think I just completely fundamentally disagree with that pertaining to like literally any topic as far as oh, it was about whether the Holocaust actually happened or not, right. And there were the data was exaggerated. But you know, the underlying point was that there are people around us on planet Earth that genuinely believe the Holocaust never happened. Right. And so this person was kind of 段Desbyuman ARG, The only thing they have access to is the World Wide Web, which is a pit hole of filth. Sure. They may be intellectually apt, but their sources are fucked. The internet. I guess. Yeah, that's basically what I'm saying. He's got a point because of raising someone who's a child, well, not a child, 20 years old now, like throughout the age of TikTok and YouTube of the things that they just think of like, oh, this is just right. The So not not even fucking close but but you know I'll say to her defense She's not an idiot But like you know she's socially surrounded by everyone was just like the internet is the source of truth Cuz I mean God doesn't exist so we can we can move past that which I got I got something about that. Okay, so, you know so with My data science degree actually finally coming in handy So yeah, our topics shouldn't be really big but I will be three of them. original
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I'm going to be Taylor made and algorithm to the same type of stuff that you have started out watching or started out consuming and by making friends with people everything that you do the amount of time that you spend looking at a post on Facebook or at a video like the amount of time that you spend on a particular thing all of those have metadata associated with them and so they say Zach looked three seconds at this post about a cat but he looked seven seconds at a post Nice to have you. I appreciate it. It's my pleasure.
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hosts that are related to Dick's because The Internet is like here, yeah, you're right. Take, check out all this stuff. Right, all of the algorithms are designed to say, not we should give them more Holocaust data, specifically, but they are designed to say we should give them more anti-holocaust data because that's what they're maybe not interested in, but that's what they engaged with for a split second longer than something else and then it just kind of snowballs. So the internet is basically like that one person that you weren't really friends with in high school but they were always around and they just blindly supported everything that you did. Like the internet is like, yeah, I'm here for that. If you don't think the Holocaust happened, here's everything you need to know about how you think the Holocaust didn't happen. Totally. And that same friend, when they're talking to you, they're like, love the Holocaust. Right. Or I mean, don't love the Holocaust. I don't think it happened. But then hanging out with somebody that's sympathetic like me, they'd be like, David Van Es Knapp Arcade I a 420 Reddit bro I think they right Yeah you might be bringing me around Go to college kids That was a great explanation Start your kids off well Teach them how to wipe their ass. Tell them how when they're running, when they're pooping, what to do. Use your hand. I mean, folks, look into the Holocaust.
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Of course, the Holocaust was real and Jesus Christ is terrible. Jesus Christ was not there. He would have been impacted, though, had he been alive at the time. Had he been. He very much would have been impacted. All right, well, I hope that helped. And for anyone out there who has any questions similar to this, please write into w i i l t pod at gmail.com. The acronym Why is it like this pod at gmail.com? You get it. It's in the it's in the show notes. Let us know if there's anything you want to ask us that we could help with. We probably won't, but we'll sound good trying. Sean, what do you got? You got you got other shit other than pooing? I'm interested in hearing what you had mentioned that you have something about God not being real. I'd love to play devil's advocate. We're just hitting it hard this morning. I mean if we're like hey, this is more, it's more detailed and not like, let's talk about why God doesn't do this. Right. But just being raised Christian so naturally I'm agnostic now. What flavor? Catholic. Same, okay. Yeah, yeah, like shame on you. You did by God's basically God's proposal like this is a good idea. We'll do this go to this building eat my son Drink him a little bit tell me all your secrets confession right and give me your money and
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My guys priests what you will they're probably gonna fuck your kids if history has shown us anything And it's just like yeah, okay sure let's fucking go. It's a part of society that we should keep going N Hello, I'm Colin Black spinach,ики The I'm not only the Catholics but primarily only the catholic priests are boning kids. Sure. You got data on it? Well, as far as I understand, catholic priests are boning kids because catholic priests are not allowed to get married and so they have this loophole of they can get their sexual gratification. I don't remember what it is. But I, I, let me solve this right now, which I, yeah, go ahead. I love the whole idea of like what it teaches. Be good to one another. All the, right? I mean, it's probably have to, we have the same morals. I agree with 100% of the morals aside from the fucking the kids and all that kind of stuff. I agree with all the morals. Be good to each other. Even though I've created you with it with a dong and you a vagina of a luptuous flower. You don't get to do that. You're my, you're my slave, bro. Take all these people's money. Our staff it would be great if you would be actually serve of Dar Am there's choosing representative has had much about what we talk about southern slappingсьinedlinked with a lot of�� it's good to see you I wish I could see it What's AN zalook стоит at stitch найти in this clip? Yeah, I mean, Hampast Nas Gab on rafting, freisenberg ruf is
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a cult small papier SVL choise uage goat muddy in sea a sur hak I'm a little bit paid bills whatever I get it probably don't need all your secrets to smash off to later you know I don't care like I'm good I'm chill right you know and that's an interesting point because if you actually you know I mean throughout the course of the Bible it's you know very very encouraging of banging chicks to use you know to be crass about it but in you know in the context of marriage so there is kind of a gap there as well as like then should they be allowed to get married as well The Bible is very supportive of that. You don't think so, Sean? No, they can't have sex before they get married. But a priest can't get married. Right, they can't do either. Right, so yeah, we would almost have to change two different things there. But that's what I'm saying, the Bible is very supportive of marriage and the whole construct of marriage. But not gays. The Bible is very unsupportive of homosexuality. Which is, you know, a story for, not a story but topics for another time. Just fix that shit. Just let the priests marry and bang. 2022.
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He's like, you better tell me your secrets later, otherwise you're a piece of shit. This is the guy that I'm like, yes, tell me, sir. Sure. How should I live my life? Yeah. What the fuck? Well, that's been bothering me. Yeah. I mean, that's maybe simplifying it a smidge, but I mean, honestly, you probably have a good point. You know, I mean, they're all about the Bible. The Bible is all for marriage. You know, there's Paul, you know, who was celibate and never got married, you know, his entire life and doesn't say anything about him banging anybody, you know, throughout n
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n There's your church. Mostly just the bangingkids that... I'm not cool with it. Right. I'm not good. Which is good, you know? If you take that out of the situation, forced to go on Sunday, that's a bummer. The money. Gimme money. It's kinda like, come on. Don't make me tell you the secrets like I have to feel bad about the brain that you gave me and like what the hell's going on. DNA, you made it. What? You know, uh... I'll eat the biscuits and I'll drink it. Everything else, pass. Right. Hard pass. Yep. I agree. 100%. I think that a lot of these problems have been solved by non-Catholic denominations too. Like, not everybody has confession. Correct. Pastors can get married. Everybody is still getting money. Gotta get that money. Well, I mean, that's actually exactly what I was going to say, Sean. It's like, not that we're apologizing for anything, but this is very, very Catholic focused, you know? I mean, I have been a part of churches for my entire life. This Week in Pinball, Game of Thrones Extremadura, Game of Thronesättre that is a sliding scale but they they are business you know mean they're a business when it comes down to it unfortunately but yeah there are definitely other denominations and churches specifically that do not adhere to the Catholic you know rules and stipulations of To be a Christian.
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What do you guys got? You got some returned showing you're gonna confuse about. You got something need help with. Yeah, unfortunately it's also related to religion. So I'll say no it was a pretty different time, okay? I said very, very different. No, I'm going to bring it up. So what else is really quick? I can about this since Christmas. I have a couple of Jewish friends since I moved to the big city. I had never met anyone that was Jewish before because everybody is Italian and German in the Midwest primarily. And so I have somebody that I can ask a lot of questions and... That's actually pretty sweet. I don't have any Jewish friends. Everybody in my life thought that I was Jewish for the longest time. My grandma played along. This is a true story. My grandma played along con on me. I went to visit her one time and she told me the story about our Jewish heritage or something like that. And so, you know, every once in a while and I lived in Jersey for a while. And so there's a ton of Jewish people out there. And every once in a while, I just jokingly be like, Oh, yeah. I'm kind of Jewish or whatever. To the point where I distinctly remember when I moved to Austin, I jokingly told this to one of my friends and there was this girl who was interested in dating me and my friend told this girl that I was Jewish. And I didn't find out until like a year later but that was like deal breaker for her. She didn't even cry at that point. I had no idea and I was just joking about it but it's a real thing. Wait, your grandma just basically played a joke on you like, I'm going to tell him he's Jewish but you're not. Right, and I've spoken with her, you know, ad nauseam about this, you know, about like... For her it was just a lol? I guess, yeah, because she was serious when she said it, you know, I mean, I distinctly remember this conversation, but... Well, let's get back to Sean, but let's bring up your grandma some other time, because that seems completely fucked. Right, she's great. Yeah, that's cool. That's awesome, that seems like the whole purpose of parenthood is to have somebody... Tell them, wife only once, you're Jewish, you know... Hey, here's some websites you can go on to, I got some resources about the Holocaust. God, yeah, it didn't exist. Okay. Joseph and Mary were married. Mary, however, was a virgin. So I asked my friend and he's not a mouthpiece for all of Judaism, but I asked, like, is there an expectation that a marriage is consummated on the wedding night in a Jewish wedding? I think you're going to know the answer, because it seems pretty suspicious that Joseph and Mary or that Mary is a virgin if they were married, first of all. What did your friend say? He said it's not explicitly required or anything like that, I guess, so maybe it's fine, but he's like, it would be very unusual. To not? I'm your wedding night. So that was item one. And then leading into item two, then there is one of the commandments is not to not commit adultery or lie with another man's wife or whatever, which is 2024. Another man's man. Sure. We're very liberal here. Okay, continue. I'm not gonna ramrod this whole thing here, sorry for that hand motion, but I grew up I'm not a fan of the I don know if it was Catholicism or what but they do you know they have outside texts and things that say they were married but biblically I do not think there is anything in but I just saying that I don think any of us can say for sure really I've read two pages of the Bible. If that's not already clear to everyone here and everyone listening, I read the first two pages of Genesis while I was waiting for breitbartmanICO Uganda I wonder who you are. He's in the movie Mel Gibson and Jesus, where they kicked the shit outta the mall. The Passion of the Christ. When Satan's in there, dude's fucking badass. I don't agree with Satanism, that's what I'm sayin But he's dark and it's all kinda artsy and fucking, it's just kinda cool. Convincing right? It's awesome. It's dramatic, convincing, yes. Yeah, yeah. I just vibe with that a little more. Okay, but not like supporting Satanism. No, I'm not supporting Satanism. I'm a fan of the Matrix, I like goth shit, dark and moody, tool, I like metal, you know, music, it's just like, it's just kind of fucking cool. Yeah, yeah. But no, don't, I'm not, I hate mystic, you know. No, no, don't touch that, yeah. But yeah, I have nothing to say because I don't pay attention to any of that shit. Sure, and I mean, that's kind of why it's tough for me too is because I was, you know, raised as, raised in the church, you know, for my entire life and... You didn't get stuffed in the hole, no. Nope, never had any issues with, you know, diddling kids or anything like that. That's nice. Myself specifically. It was nice, you know, I'm grateful for that, definitely. I would not change that part of my upbringing. Sure. But yeah you know I have probably, Sean you sounded like you knew what you were talking about so I mean you were good for you. Yeah convincing. Right? We did it. We sounded like you should listen to us. Yeah, it was surprising to me when you were like I have only read two pages of the Bible but you know you talked to your friend about it for 17 seconds and so. I think about it a lot. I have spent a lot of time thinking about it. Sure. From the stuff that I mean in catechism or we had to go to catechism slash Sunday school gets LokiаКomorph cuidado addicted nationale mastery of the bela dur apmartene. It come to be, fair or unfair? Pinball is amazing. Right. But they're dogs like that or German Shepherd. Like, my dog will fuck your dog up if it comes near and it doesn't like it because it's protecting me, it loves me, and we've done a lot of dog fostering. All three of us are dog people. We can speak to this. Yeah. But these fuckwads just, oh, no, my dog's nice. I get it. Sure. Have it come up to mind. And then it's your fault. And then you're, oh, how come your dog? Because you don't understand life. Right. But any other dogs on a leash, so it's a worse scenario because if you try to pull your dog away then they want to fight more, you know, so... Or they do the thing where they got a 50 foot leash and like, oh, I'll just let my dog walk up to your dog nose to nose. Idiot. I would also like to clarify, you said pitbull and that's, you know, kind of a buzzword these days, but I have an Appenzeller, you know, mountain dog sort of situation that's like 70, 75 pounds. And same thing, if, you know, if we're out in public and any sort of dog that is even close to her size comes up to her, somebody's got to die. You know, I was just using that as a quick... Right, so I do have this guy in my neighborhood though who I see him regularly walking his dog off a leash and the dog is, you know, just perfectly trained. But I only ever see him like after 9pm and I think he does that intentionally. He's like very courteous about like if I'm going to be out in the world with my dog off 3 WP advent And I'm a Doberman and similar. He's a small, smaller Doberman. Well, he's 70 pounds. He's a big dog. And yeah, like, if he's on a leash, and another dog is not on a leash, he gets uncomfortable because he's leashed, right? So he doesn't have a range of motion. And so it's like, if, yeah, it's just a real dick move. Just, just a real fucking dick move. But when you call animal control, which I've done multiple times for certain dogs that are just like, it's, it's fucking, it's not only dangerous to their dog, it's dangerous to your own dog. It's dangerous to you. Like when dogs are going to like, let's fucking go. That's not like, Oh, could you please stop? I'm killing, you know, they don't do anything. And it's similar to your question before of this person saying it's not their fault. It's the internet or whatever. I think some of these people, they mean well, but they haven't been like, we've fostered a fuckload of dogs and learned a lot of different breeds. Story of Do Not Like Th Lion at the Coloniumf sebagai a contexts of viendo consum supre acasio fuspeppi hypnotisc easiest time unó el sol wis We were talking yesterday about a sort of like Dexter type situation and how like if there was a time that you could you know properly execute just eliminating... You got real specific and that concerned me. You were planning shit. I'm going through some stuff. Clearly! Let's do one more. You got something? You got a... You want to do another like not so you know something quick like that? Let me see what I can come up with. What's bothering you? What do you want us to do? I mean what's really bothering me is people who chew with their mouth open and when you say, well I mean you can't say to somebody Can I try to finish it? Your guess? Can I see if I know? Please, yup. And not to interrupt I just want to see if I would love this game. Okay. People who chew and then when you say hey could you please, whatever, they get mad at you. Is this correct? Even more detailed. Okay. They say my mouth is closed. You know and you're like watching them and you just want to like video and I'm like what is your definition of your mouth being closed? A roadcast on Babylon Lenot Wisma A roadcast on Planet the Pan que 1800 I'm a little bit of a fan of the old-school, where they'll chew with their mouth closed, but they'll be breathing a lot while they're chewing, so you get the full... Oh my goodness. And I'm like, don't. I guess I would say I've been very surprised by the people that I have been around, and I would just assume I thought you were a normal member of society, and you never learned how to eat food properly, apparently. I think that's in kids' songs, like chewing with your mouth closed. I don't have an example, but I think that... Do you have no basis for this? I was gonna say I don't know. No, I don't but it just seems like something
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