[Music] Welcome to Deadeyed Killing 101 with your instructor, me. [Music] You missed the target. Didn't your daddy teach you how to shoot? Apparently not. Run home and cry to mama. Time to go on my way. Careful. That book will screw with your head. Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. It's nothing to lose your head over. Not the kind of change of love I was hoping for. Hey, hey, dig faster. We don't have all night. [Applause] [Music] You better go. [Music] Mess with that book, sugar. [Music] There's more shelves in the basement. Now, get your scaredy ass down there and get them. [Music] Strong. All right. [Music] Deadits aren't as bad as people say. They're much worse. I'm good. Try not to screw this one up. He never gives up. But I guess you do. [Music] Hey, new guy. Uh, stay out of the woods. You can't do anything right. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was dealing with an adult here. [Music] You think I mean something more light-hearted like true crime? I'm dry shooting dry. Shooting blanks here. All you got to do is shoot the ramps. Any of them. [Music] Shells in the basement. Let's go. [Music] That soul is ours. She will never be free. Yeah, I'm going to make sure you pay for that. Hurry, Ash. Well, there's still time. Yes, that's Keep doing that, Ash. That's it, Ash. Keep going. You don't have much time. Oh, [] You come back. Hurry. [Music] I'm sorry. I thought I was dealing with an adult here. Ash, hurry. You just pour it all up. You must have been a slippery baby. [Music] Careful, that book will screw with your head. I'm an expert, trust me. Groovy mistake to their own medicine. Will you start a mode? I feel like shooting something. Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. You and I like the others before you. The cabin lock is lit. Go in there if you feel like ruining your life. I cannot die. [Music] Well, they're dead. Get it. [Music] Not getting any younger here. You missed the target. [Music] Lock and load. Shield obtained. Wait for my command. Ready. Aim. Let him have it. Swallow that. Swallow your tongue. Come [Applause] on now. Load more shells. Slap the action button. Hail to the jackpot king, baby. More shells. Slap the action. Reload. Jackpot, baby. Jack load and unlock. Reload. Hail to the jackpot king, baby. Get ready for a surprise. [Music] Don't worry, evil hand. I'll protect you from big bad ass. Just a couple days. Load more shells and slap the action button. One by one, we will take you to do. Okay, come Double barrel. Jackpot. Jos. [Applause] We want what is yours. Y. Oh, great. It's another one. Okay, come on now. Load more shells. Then slap the action button. Ash, there's still things we can do together. Yeah, we can go bowling. We got it. You know, if you're here, that means some poor village is missing their idiot. Big, dumb, and ugly is what I like in a dead eyee. And my ladies, shoot at the left ring. Hey, beat it. You make a better door than a window. Two [] right in the baby maker. Two barrels minus two [] swallows this. If you can get up that right ramp. Out of my way. I want those jackpots. Your teeth are so bad you could eat an apple through a fence. That's bad. Hey, you guys can see they ain't getting any prettier. Shoot the left. Okay, [Music] out of my way. I want those jackpots. I'm running out of friends to kill. Time to kill some enemies. Get up that right. Shoot the left ramp. Nice. Bigger jackpot value. Hey, here's a tip for you. Don't let deadites get this close. Sharp. Double trouble. I'm running out of friends to kill. Get up that right ramp. Jackpot, baby. Jackpot. Skillshot complete. Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. Put all your balls in the cabin. It didn't sound right, but do it. go ahead. Shoot the blue shots. Cook ass. Get moving. Come here, lover boy. [Music] Shoot the glue shots. I dare you. The cabin's a lot bigger on the inside. Keep moving. You can't run forever. Do 10 seconds left. [Applause] [Music] You can do anything right. Don't mess with that book, sugar. [Music] Really? That's going to be a closed casket, General. [Music] Ball one locked. [Music] I heard you. I heard you in the cellar. Green shots. Find a path through the woods. Hey, let's try and stay alive this time. Come on, your girlfriend's watching. Oh, God's sake. Make up your mind. [Music] Oh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the cabin. Screenshots find a path in the waters. [Music] Uh, fall too locked. For God's sake, can you make up your mind? G, shut it off. Shut it off. Shut it off. [Music] Heat. Heat. I give you a nasty look, but you've already got one. [Music] What are you waiting for? You know you want a piece of this. Favorite word, skill shot. Didn't your daddy teach you how to shoot? I heard you. I heard you in the cellar. Green shots find a path in the woods. Is anybody out there? Evil lies in weight. [Music] We will take you. [Music] Evil has seen you. Nightmare before you. [Music] Look, there's only room for one [] here, all right? And that [***] is me. [Music] No one blocked. [Music] Ashley, help me. Let me out of here. Ashley, [Music] get your ass back here, buddy. Come on, Weasel. [Music] Wow, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the cabin. Get ready for a surprise. Oh, what's down that nice looking drake? You should take a look. Don't fall for it. There's your ball back, knucklehead. [Music] Heat. [Music] She ain't getting better anytime soon. Keep going. [Music] Well, that really brought the mood down for me. Let's do something fun. I don't believe it. [Music] Jack of diamonds. Jack of CL. Well, pretty sure I'm the favorite kid now. You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. Get the Cheryl targets. [Music] Ah, you missed. What's wrong with you, man? You need 8 hours of sleep every night. [Music] I I can't hit my sister, so you do it. All too locked. You got 10 seconds left. Get after it. You can hit the sheriff targets. Trap door. Let's go, baby. Toronto. 10 seconds left. Trap door starts. The next surprise. Oh, what's down that nice looking drain hole? You should take a look. Don't listen to Linda. Her head isn't screwed on right. Trust me. [Music] Well, that's going to sell a lot of umbrellas. [Music] Shoot some ramps so we can get on with it here. Hey, come on. Hey, careful. This thing's got more parts than a Delta 88. You are never good enough for me. Got it. I think you shoot ramps to start a mode. [Music] Um, maybe put her back on the hot coals. You're not getting off that easy. [Music] Oh man, G, shut it off. Shut it off. Shut it off. Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. Don't mess with that book, sugar. [Music] It's still there. Keep moving. We're right behind you. Evil never gives up. But I guess you do. Shoot ramps to start a mode. Come on. Uh, I'm sorry. I thought I was dealing with an adult here. Hey. Hey, buddy. Take it easy on my folks. This is what I get for sharing the spotlight. [Music] Nailed it. You guys Oh yeah, just kick me while I'm down. Oh, I don't mind.