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Whoa Nellie (Stern 2015) 04/21/15 - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·analyzed·Apr 23, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip beta tests Whoa Nellie with fresh Stern code update fixing shooter lane bug

Summary

Dead Flip streams beta testing of Whoa Nellie (Stern 2015) with newly delivered code from Jack Danger. The hosts unbox and play the game, discovering and testing a fresh code update that fixed a ball-routing bug where balls bouncing back into the shooter lane would end the player's ball. The stream features extended gameplay, adjustment menu exploration, and casual discussion about pinball mechanics and upcoming potential game announcements.

Key Claims

  • Jack Danger delivered new code to fix a bug where ball bouncing back into shooter lane ended the ball

    high confidence · We discovered a bug in this game yesterday, where if the ball bounced back into the shooter lane and bounced off the shooter rod and went back into the trough, it ended your ball. Jack Danger, the programmer over at Sam Stern, showed up ten minutes ago, dropped off new code, and it's fixed.

  • Code update also fixed 'a couple of other little things' and appears stable

    high confidence · He also said he fixed a couple of other little things and that it looks stable, but if there's any weirdness, we'll just put the old code back on just in case.

  • Replay value is set at 3,000 points and is difficult to achieve

    high confidence · And honestly, 3,000 isn't easy to hit...Yeah, but through setting the game apart, it's like, ah.

  • Code updates on Stern's new platform (SPICE/Spike system) are very quick using USB/SD card delivery

    high confidence · They're actually really quick. Is it just the new SD card you dump in? Well, no, it's USB, but he actually dropped through with a new SD card, just so we could instantly slip it over.

Notable Quotes

  • “Jack Danger was just in there and dropped off new code. And then, took off.”

    Jack Danger character/Dead Flip host@ 0:58 — Announces the arrival of fresh beta code from Stern's designer, setting up the main content of the stream

  • “We discovered a bug in this game yesterday, where if the ball bounced back into the shooter lane and bounced off the shooter rod and went back into the trough, it ended your ball. Jack Danger, the programmer over at Sam Stern, showed up ten minutes ago, dropped off new code, and it's fixed.”

    Dead Flip host@ 7:29 — Explains the specific bug being tested and validates the purpose of the beta session

  • “Stern should give us these games even sooner and let us beta test them...We could get it the week they announce it.”

    Dead Flip host@ 39:13 — Suggests early access strategy for Stern to coordinate game announcements with content creator beta testing

  • “It's actually, um, I'll tell you, to be honest, more fun than I thought it would be. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. Because it's so, the rules are so simple. But you can make them harder, which is also really cool.”

    Dead Flip hosts@ 16:26 — Positive assessment of Whoa Nellie's gameplay depth and accessibility despite simple rules

Entities

Jack DangerpersonWhoa Nellie! Big Juicy MelonsgameStern PinballcompanyDead FliporganizationSam SternpersonStan SalopersonGavinperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Stern Pinball appears to be utilizing content creators like Dead Flip for early beta testing of new code, delivering updates directly to streamers

    high · Jack Danger, the programmer over at Sam Stern, showed up ten minutes ago, dropped off new code...We're also testing. So we're beta testing stuff that no one else has right now.

  • ?

    product_concern: Bug in Whoa Nellie where ball bouncing back into shooter lane ends the ball was discovered during testing and required designer intervention

    high · We discovered a bug in this game yesterday, where if the ball bounced back into the shooter lane and bounced off the shooter rod and went back into the trough, it ended your ball. Jack Danger, the programmer over at Sam Stern, showed up ten minutes ago, dropped off new code, and it's fixed.

  • ?

    technology_signal: Stern's new platform uses USB/SD card delivery for rapid code updates, enabling quick deployment of patches during beta testing

    high · They're actually really quick...Well, no, it's USB, but he actually dropped through with a new SD card, just so we could instantly slip it over.

Transcript

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0:00
Oh Melanie Emergency. For when you think you're going to get sick. Replay at 3,000. No high scores.
0:49
Alright. Be jealous, folks. Jack Benson was just in here and dropped off new code. And then, took off.
1:09
What up, Keely? Rockin' ready! Whoa, the stream is up. Whoa, nearly! The internet's here. I'm assuming you can hear me okay, Internet?
1:37
What up, Ryu? I'm bad with names. No matter how many times I fucking say, Donate to kids.
1:51
Donate to kids. Melanie new code Ryu yeah Tom on Tron honestly uh Jem I would say is the most important shot in the game, because that is your bonus multiplier. And if you hit that 20 times, and that's 20x in the back end, man.
2:33
That stuff gets nuts. And if you can get, what is it, double scoring, and you drain, it gives you double scoring on your bonus, if I'm not mistaken. Okay.
2:51
Time for some more. Whoa. Nelly Big Juice and Melons. The machine didn't collapse. Get the hell out of here, Jaden. We built this machine just fine.
3:07
It's still standing for now. Bloop. Cool check. 357. What the hell's going on, buddy? It's annoying, but it's makeable. I like that it's hard to get, and getting it by the skill shot is sweet, too. Yeah, Tom, that shot is my jam. By plunging it, soft plunging it, especially when you're in core or multiball, soft plunging that skill shot is the business. Or soft plunging that jump shot. One more minute and we'll turn the cameras on. You have a narrow cut. Oh, my God.
4:04
You guys seriously look like a couple of big kids at Christmas. It's fun, man. Nothing is more exciting than unboxing a brand new pin.
4:12
It is Nelly, not Nelly. It's spelled correctly. What are you talking about? Oh, do I have it spelled wrong there? Yes, I do. You are correct, Internet. You are correct, sir. It is Nelly, not Nelly. Nelly the lady's name, not Nelly the rapper.
4:58
Red pen. This is why we need an intern here at Deadflip. If you folks want an intern, please give me a holler.
5:14
I like Adams. Is there a way to see all the player scores at once? So, there is a very tiny, tiny, like, it looks like the screen on a pager sort of monitor in the apron here.
5:28
And I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to make that look nice. I could probably... Well... I don't know. Yeah, I don't know that I can, uh, I don't know if I can get it.
5:51
So there's, yeah, there's only one reel for the scores. Um, but the, the little screen down here is a big pain in the butt.
6:00
Pager, don't date yourself. Yeah, I'll take a photo of it right now and put it on Instagram for you.
6:08
Yeah, watching me go on my phone, doing some Instagramming. Alright, focus. God, it's so bright. Get in there. Let's see we can get a good shot of this. Yeah, that works. No filter. Pager screen. Okay. It's on the instant grams. Boop. I want to be an intern if that means I can live in the box to play pinball. Alright, Six Egg, you're hired. Yeah, so you could definitely, it keeps scores. I don't know if there's a high score thing on the game, because the replay value is at 3,000, and honestly, 3,000 isn't easy to hit.
7:15
What's up, Deadflip? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is our second day on Wonelli. Thank you, Stern, for dropping this off. And, a very special treat for you guys, we discovered a bug in this game yesterday, where if the ball bounced back into the shooter lane and bounced off the shooter rod and went back into the trough, it ended your ball. Jack Benson, the programmer over at Stern, showed up ten minutes ago, dropped off new code, and it's fixed. So there it is. Boom. Fixed. He also said he fixed a couple of other little things and that it looks stable, but if there's any weirdness, we'll just put the old code back on just in case. We're also testing. So we're beta testing stuff that no one else has right now. Let's break it. Well, let's break it.
8:03
Do you have a... My goal is to get a replay on this thing. All right. First goal, get 3,000, get a replay. Ready? He also got rid of the high scores of 3 million and stuff like that. I think we have to reset up all the other stuff. Yes. because we have to put free play on and all that other fun junk.
8:22
Adjustment, standard, replay, credit. What else did we change? We played extra balls. No extra balls. Extra balls are on it, because I think you can get one. Okay. Balls per game, three. Tilt warnings, credit limit, free play. Anything else that we changed other than free play? We can't see what you're pointing at. I know, I know. You're fine.
8:50
Leave the replay. There's game settings, by the way. God, that is so tiny. It's adorable. It's like playing on a Game Boy.
8:59
Future adjustments. Oh, man. Someone just followed, and his name is... Just this of mine. Oh, so you can say... Just this of mine? You can... When you get the... Gobble? The gobble.
9:15
It'll reset the top lanes. I think that means when you fill it up and get the gobble, it'll reset it like it does. That's what was happening. We can turn that off now. Oh, really? Skillshot awards top lane. Ooh. Whoa, skillshots. If you get skillshot, you could also get the top lane.
9:31
I don't know if I want to change this too much because this shows up in a tournament. I agree. Top eject power, slingshot power. We don't mind making it hard. We don't want to make it crazy. All right. Here we go. How long did the code update take on the new SPICE system? They're actually really quick. Is it just the new card you dump in? Well, no, it's USB, but he actually dropped by with a new card, just so we could instantly slip it over. Okay.
9:58
Okay, well, let's load them up. Time to pick some melons. Is that really the most amazing time to pick some melons? I'm not sure. All right, here we go, Internet. Good luck, everyone. Good, got five points. That's nice. How did something move already?
10:16
Probably my fault. Good start. I think I got pinball neck from last night. From leaning over too much? From waiting for Stan to finish his Star Trek game. Dude, Stan last night, Stan Salo, ladies and gentlemen. Stan got almost $400 million on Star Trek. It took like a half an hour. Yes. And it was glorious.
10:48
Just turn it down a little bit. As you do. I love the look of this thing. Those reels look so clean. They look fake. They're so clean that they look fake. That is absolutely true. It looks like little LCD strings. Yeah. And they're still quiet. They don't click. It's a little motor. When I was in here and I turned the game on, it just randomly cycles through that, and it's just like a very mechanical... It's awesome. Yeah, well, let's get a high score, shall we? Alright, good luck, bro. Does it make a gobble noise? It should.
11:23
The gobble hole makes a gobble noise. Aw, look at you. What, missing it? Two points. Basketball rules. Camera's showing in the player cam.
11:36
What? Oh, yeah, you're fine. Oh, the top camera's in? Yep. All better. Mustang. All right. Wait, why aren't those lit at all?
11:54
No, I mean, did you switch those? Did you change anything in that second menu? Nice. Yeah, they're not lit at all. Like, at all.
12:05
You called me a wiener. Oh, it's actually... Oh, we're lighting it? Oh, I liked them when they were blinking.
12:13
Wait, I don't think I changed anything. I'm wondering. I mean, there we go. Got one. Wait, nothing less they could do about that. Well, the pin is just shorter than those. What are we talking about here?
12:30
Okay, so this, this is weird. Maybe there's a new color. Did you get any of those? Either of those? I got one of them. All right. Are we sharing lanes now? Like, why isn't it lighting now?
12:44
Um. If you do a factory reset, you just change the, um. Just the, the, the. Just change the. Wall space. I don't think I changed anything. Let's do a factory reset really quick. Make sure. Yeah, that's, that's making me a little nervous. Welcome, W.W.D. Cheese, don't worry about that.
13:06
Bow. She's so pretty. This game would look and sound nice next to a roadshow. I completely agree. Installs. Install extra easy, hard.
13:23
Oh, is it a difficulty setting? Set custom pricing. Reset. Reset coin audit. Reset game. Reset grand champ. Reset high scores. Reset credits. Reset factory settings. Ready? Factory reset Okay that sounded good Okay You know what As factory reset Let's just close it And see if it works We need As is Yeah Just add some creds The old school way Can't you just use the button Yeah There you go Alright let's check it
14:05
Okay, here we go! Alright, how many credits did you add? You added... 19 credits! Alright, the lights are lit. Alright folks, here we go! Got one! Okay, so, uh, we fisted. Maybe I changed something? Yeah. Maybe... Come on, fist me! Get your army of quarters out. Go go go go! Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! No, that wasn't the gobbler.
14:39
The man who cried gobble. Melon! Melon's on the run. Okay. Okay, so I got two. Alright, so it looks like they're working now.
14:53
Come on. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Nailed it. Screw the cops. Yeah, mommy. Oh, come on. What's up?
15:15
Uno. Yeah, follow me. Dog butter. Yo. Yeah, this game came with a keychain of a horse shitting out a watermelon. Donate kids.
15:33
Oh, wait. Yeah, we're just trying to get the replay on this, which is three grand, and uh... It's hard. Yeah, it's pretty hard. So I don't know if there's like a secret to blowing this up. Ben Lin, 2400, thanks for the follow, buddy. Thanks for coming. I'm sure you're the prettiest person I've ever met.
15:59
No doubt. Only thing you really need to change is the extra ball, then it's dead flips thick. Ding dong.
16:13
Nailed it. You got that. You got points there, buddy. Nailed it. Turn your blubbering. Uh, Osric, the game's fun, man.
16:26
It's actually, um, I'll tell you, to be honest, more fun than I thought it would be. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
16:37
Because it's so, the rules are so simple. But you can make them harder, which is also really cool. Yeah, but by setting the game apart, it's like, ah. Instagram, I keep saying ASAP, I will.
16:51
I don't know if that's like secret stuff. I mean, they're shipping, right? I saw the one in Vegas. But there's like, okay, there's a guy who was lighting a match while his horse farted and it blew a fireball up. Back to ten points is a fart that was ignited from a horse with a match. Donkey fart, ten points win list. Yeah, donkey fart, ten points win list. Is it a donkey fart?
17:21
Yeah, baby. So you're trying to hit that flashing lane. That's your skill. Sanfe Brewery Beer. Look at how cool that can is. That is dope. Holy carb.
17:46
Holy carbs. It is, um... Donate to kids. Oh. the Santa Fe Brewing Company has the Santa Fe flag on it which I would say rivals the Chicago flag in it's cool looking in a cool logo right I'm still up and looking you know what I wonder if you're there should be like I would have loved to have seen beer rings and shit in a high level donate to kids Or like cigarette burns. Maybe that'll happen over time. Oh, baby.
18:28
The two points. Oh. Come on, come on, come on. My man. 3K all day, baby. Come on. What you know about a gobble hole?
18:49
What you know about a hole to be in gobble down? Man, I love that. Oh, wait. Get in here. Give me that pity.
19:05
Yeah! Thanks, Curry. I did that for myself. Oh, you did it. I did that for myself. That's it? So we should make an addition to this game with real big cigarippers. Alright, that's a win folks! Oh, which beer is yours? Mine's back there. I thought tall guys were in the back. Well, they're right next to each other. Swerve Drive! What's up buddy?
19:32
Get up there. Swerve won a t-shirt from Deadflip. Or a stern, I should say. Stern, Deadflip. Communications. Stern, Deadflip Communications.
19:48
Whoa, stack of noises! Ahhh! Stack of noises! Uh, yeah. This is new code, folks. This is untested beta code that was hand-delivered just moments ago.
20:12
I don't like this. Holy! Hang on, Bounce. Whee! Is this the Ellie version? I don't know if there is a Ellie version. They're saying that's the one with the... The box? The beer stains and the cigarette box. Yeah, that's like the blue jeans. Yeah. They're just buying me a case of beer and a pack of smokes and just saying, make it a limited edition. Yeah, that's the... That's the... I'm just saying that I'm getting too early every time.
20:52
Make it an L.E., baby. Going the thing. Yeah. The scoring reels are off? What do you mean? It takes time to catch up.
21:07
Get in there. Oh, yeah. You want them all. Is that a monkey noise? Oh, was it a jungle gobble? Or was it a monkey? Head back up. There it is. Yep, yep. Real kind. Yep. Give me the cash. Bing, bing, bing. And it throws it into the pops. I'm freaking grateful. I'm going to find the gobble shot. I think it's going to be forceful task.
21:49
You lit up. That gobble level is fast. Like actual money? Ah, damn it. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. A little behind here folks, a little behind. I'm not hearing like a call out for players. Like, Tomato 2, you're up. Eventually it says something like, you gonna shoot or what? Something like that. Oh, they go, you gonna talk or you gonna cook a melon?
22:32
That was a Norman game, right? Yeah. So they could have a little call back. They left the slippers in the dryer too long. Oh, man. Folks, the third reel in the back is an actual mechanical reel, by the way.
22:49
That's not bad. Oh, man, you're lit up, too. I think I got the solid. I think I got the 200 good. I'm going to try to find it, actually.
22:59
For the gobbler? The 200 straight-edge shot. Look at the money you made. Oh baby. Put some dead flip flippers on there. Oh man, that'd be dope. Whoa. I'd love to make some. What happened? I don't know, something happened. Something fun happened. Here we go. Oh, something fun? Baby flip flippers. Good stuff. Oh man. Whoa. Good stuff. We'll come out with special dead flip tilt fobs that no one will ever see. I'm a team.
23:41
Cramping. Cramping the bucket, man. You're slaying. Cramping the bucket. Dangerino. Dangerino. Dangerino. All money. All money on the banner.
23:59
YAAAHHHHH! I'm just a man. Fuck them bad jokes right there. Dead flip would stop a lot of those center drains. Dead flips? Yeah.
24:14
You're fixing that shoot the ball? Hey, everyone. You fixing the shoot the ball? Melanie, you have a very manly voice.
24:28
Nope. All five points. Oh, you almost hit it. What are you jamming for? See, like, it needs a call-out. Oh, yeah. Like, player two, you're up. Player one. Or, like, the music stops for a second or something happens.
24:54
Missed it. I like the teacher, Jack. Very nice. Yeah, man. So, if you folks want, I started a Key Spring campaign, which means, you know, there really is no money involved, but unless you want to go buy one, enough people have to say they want one for it to be made. But it's an exact duplicate of my Donate to Kids shirt, but with some deadfoot branding on the back.
25:16
Oh, gosh. Ooh. One smuggled. Oh. Don't read the chat. That's like number one rule of internet. No way. Never read the chat. Oh no way, they're the worst. Oh hey, here we go.
25:45
Man, I am not hitting anything here. Get in there! Good ball, good ball. Go go go go! Go go go go go! Okay, I'll read the chat out. I've already pushed past it.
26:05
There is no melon yet. We need a melon command. This is ground control to melon command. I trained my freaking ball.
26:20
So, good job, buddy. How close did I get? 600 more than me. Aw. 1,600? Are you ready? Ready. Yo, yo, yo, Dice the Pecans!
26:33
You're taking your great shots at Pinfest. Heck yeah, dude. Dice the Pecans! Dice the Pecans. Wow, that's his twin. Man, you did a super bounce. Here, redo. Seven points. Yo, Mulligan. That was a seven-point Mulligan.
26:54
We should schedule our tournament today. Oh, for today? No, just to hope that we can play before they steal it back, because this would be a fun tournament. Yeah. Is this the classics division game? No, there's no classics division game. It's just tournament. Yeah, you can't have side tournaments anymore. Oh, all right. Well, for points, I mean. Oh, there you go. Backhand arena. Yeah, I think we're up to like 10 games right now with all the borrows and rents. Dude, we're like full again. That was fast. That was really fast. You should get rid of games that are off, they're more likely to bring new games. You sell them? Oh, you want a game? Here, I'll spring like three over.
27:41
All the pops. I don't have any lanes yet. It's nice that the lanes light these bottom ones up for 10 points too. I feel like you get an extra 100 points just to light one lane if you can grab your, like, 20 seconds. Absolutely.
28:04
Oh, there you go. Nice. What machines did Gavin bring? He brought Tron back to us. And he brought that radicalist in the background.
28:24
Man. Get in there. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. The Fuligan Mulligan.
28:45
You fine. Yeah, I wonder. Jaden, I don't know that you want to count anything on this game, because anything outside of tilt is like too much concentration. I'd say if you want to capture gobble holes, but that requires a lot of concentration. Yeah, it's kind of quick. Yeah, you don't want to deal with that.
29:09
Yeah, Radical is going to be featured next week, folks. Next week's Radical? Yep. Man, we got some games. Yeah, every day's Radical. Every day's Radical. So, pretty radical winning game here. You almost did it. I screwed up.
29:27
Maybe we, now that there's two people, we should pop this to five ball. Oh, yeah. That'll be one way to get... Oh, that's how you get your 3,000. That'll be one way to get a free game. What was the game lost machines this round?
29:42
So, you got... We got rid of fish tails. Get away. And... There's Tales of Getaway and Gone. There was one other that you got. Oh, Iron Man. And Iron Man. But we gained a World Cup We gained a World Cup a Radical a Tron and one Alley in the process Yeah So yeah So YOLO YOLO Those are the first two games I ever sold were Iron Man and Getaway.
30:13
And... It felt terrible. It's interesting. I think I sold Getaway because... I don't know, I still get away because I wanted some other games. And Iron Man, I didn't sell it because I didn't like it. I mostly was helping a buddy out.
30:40
Helping Gavin. Yeah. And I also knew you could grab an Iron Man for about the same price at any time. It was just kind of easier for everybody to take mine while it was sitting here. And it's also, you don't find a World Cup soccer just clean every day. Yeah, I also traded it for a World Cup.
31:00
That's dangerous to shoot for in purpose. It was in great condition. All right, here we go. Oh, wiggle, wiggle. Anyone can type the Gobble command? Oh, here we go. Lone Goat, no, they took WrestleMania back.
31:14
They brought this one. I'm sure WrestleMania will come back in the future. One day, if our Lord Gavin shines upon us, a holy space shuttle will appear at Deadly Day. You know, if we wanted a space shuttle, we could get one together. Yeah, maybe Dan could have one. Yeah.
31:36
You know what, folks? I think I should start taking recommendations on what games you want to see, because Gavin has access to everything. All right, I'm switching this to five ball. Oh, yeah, sure we go. I'm doing it. Alright, we're going five ball, kids.
31:53
Some might say five balls is cheating, but not when both people are playing. Extra ball. Oh, pregame. Ditch hook or bitch! Ball pregame.
32:07
Dallas Bacon would like to see a Walking Dead. Walking Dead would be fun. Actually, I was talking to Ben, and he's like, a new Star Trek, or a Star Trek with a new code. or a Walking Dead would be cool because... But we showed both of those on stream during Location Week.
32:25
But I would like to showcase them. But to talk deeper about the code. Because the Star Trek one I was drunk out of my mind. And I feel like any minute now they're going to have new Walking Dead code too. I don't know. Well, I... Do you know something about it? I don't know this thing. Okay, we'll talk later. Alright.
32:47
We're going with five ball, folks. Five ball. We're going to see if we can... Five balls isn't cheating, it's research. Yeah, we're going to see... Yeah, if we can't get 3,000 with five balls, then something is wrong.
33:02
I'm going to see if I can go for that gobble. You go bagging, five baller. How do you do what? Research.
33:15
Oh. Yo, I got the good song. Well, I've been playing all this pinball and I'm shooting all the mail. No way. And I'm getting all the scores and you've been looking at my melons. I can't. Listen, I'm not getting it right. Hey, melons reminds me of melons.
33:34
Yeah. Wait, yeah, melons. It does. Theoretically. Theorectically. So, theoretically. Oh, boy. 21, folks.
33:48
Showcase them again without being stinking drunk. Yeah. Oh, wow. Internet. I thought your book was about entertainment, not education.
34:04
Oh, yeah. How do we get a Hercules? I don't think it's a fan. Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan. Wasn't it Expo one year where I was like dedicated, like dedicated an entire day to like trying to roll that thing over? And I freaking finally got it? Roll the Hercules? Yeah. Or, yeah, I think I rolled that one.
34:35
I definitely had like a disgustingly monstrous one. Ooh. You've been goblin' all them gobblers. You've bobbed all them bobbers. Bottled all that bottle? What? Can you give me a gobble, dog? No, can you blow me a gobble?
34:54
Here, do you want me to gobble? Yo, you've been nailing that pop on, Greg. Gobble! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
35:04
Gobble! Okay. Get another, uh, hippy down. Can you just fall in there, you slippy dude? You know what to do? Oh, man. That's a good place. I'm going to do woof! Oh, that was right high right there. There it is. That's when the money starts coming, folks. Woof! Ah. I keep overextending. I learned that. Plunge all the way. Bump. Oh no, it worked last time. Um, yeah, you will never see a pin 2k streamed on this internet. Yeah, not our favorite type of pinball. Nope, nope, nope. That'd be hard to show. Exactly.
35:59
I think they knew back then. They're like, this is going to suck streaming on the internet. When live streaming comes out, these pin 2ks will be impossible. Although they did one on Papa TV that worked okay. Well, you can also, don't those hooks are the internet? No, they did a Papa TV one that was like over his shoulder, I think, on the screen. Over the shoulder stuff's definitely a thing, but it just makes me uncomfortable for like people backing up out of anger or something like that. That's true. So it'd have to be like off to the side and then like angled all funny. Heading off early. All right, Lord Squeaks, see you later. See you later, please. Um, Lord of the Rings would be awesome. That was the very first pinball machine we ever had in the studio. We also had a Spider-Man. We should start the trading system with Brant. With Stark? I agree. Get off. Tell the media to get a wire from the melons off the wall. Fixin' it by the dunk tank. Fixin'! Oh, here we go. Finishing the mission by the dunk tank. I want to come up with band names.
37:11
Get on there. Oh, that's a tricky move right there. Whoa, we cool? This is Hip and Ding Dong by Bud Douglas. I think every song would just be by Bud Douglas.
37:37
Featuring Bill Clark. That was beautiful. Wow, I impressed myself. Fall in. Fall into the gap. Oh, baby. Come on, keep the... Pick a pair today. I'm playing like trash now that there's two more balls. Yeah. Dude, you don't know about Bud Douglas? Or Ken Farts? Or Ed Shipman? Bud Douglas!
38:07
Nice one. Do you have access to our news report? I'm buying it, son. Like, our weather report? I'm buying it.
38:16
Wow, our scores have not changed. No, it's five balls. Not helping us. Ding dong! All right, back up top, folks. Let's try to get... She'll be riding six white mailings when she's here Happy Tuesday, Scrimmy of them Scribble, when are you coming on the show, man?
38:50
Get him on over here Toadwitch! Good job, Jack Benson Excellent. Masterfully done. Alright, ball fell in. Did not restart. Code works.
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Super secret code beta test. You know, here's my thought. Are you ready for this? Hey! Dern should give us these games even sooner and let us beta test them. Oh!
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They could announce them, like... Yeah. We could get it the week they announce it. Hey, we're finally coming out with that, uh, frickin' Benny and the Jets pinball machine!
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And then we show kids... What's up? Oh! Oh, God. Get up there. I want it! Hmph! I even found the skill shot to be worth it on Woe Nelly. What do you guys think? It's, uh, it's worth a game hundred. If you could get it every time, it'd be worth it. Yeah. It's hard enough to always go through it. Come on. Get in there. Alright folks. To the green! Oh! That's so exciting. Bumpers! No gobble hole! No gobble hole! No gobbles. No gobbles. No gobbles please. What?! See, I don't think it's worth getting the fourth one because you'll actually get a gobbledygook. When you don't want to hit something, it's exactly when you hit it. I don't know, man. There's a lot of points in there. If you're like, I'm the miggity miggity miggity miggity man. Melling Farmer. Backhand. Forehand. So, that was a terrible game. Alright, 600 points. You are at 1,900. Uh, one more time? Two-thirds of the way there. Here comes that 3K, kids.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go! Five balls. We should be rolling this over. Dude, we need to roll it right now. What are we doing? All right, I'm going straight for lanes. Lane.
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Yo, I'm going straight for a lane. Oh. Nailed it. That's a good ball. Don't stick that on purpose man, it's kind of a freaking dump town. Are
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these Millers GMO'd? Borg doing that, Richie's doing that. Well, anyway, I'm not saying any Borg doing that, Richie's doing that. Well, anyway. I'm not saying any of that stuff. I'm just saying.
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Speculation. There we go. Yeah, they should just send them over so we can unbox them, and then we just let them pick it back up. No, they should send it over without a label and then we open it up and go, the new game is... Donkey Kong Country!
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Waluigi! Waluigi's Pinball Adventures! Finally, a Sonic the Hedgehog pinball machine.
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Yeah, we'll have another guild deck. Or Marvel Madness would be pretty cool. Marvel Madness would be cool. Like a shifting playfield that does this sort of weird stuff.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Uh-oh. Alright, Yuck It, thanks for coming, buddy. Ooh. Ooh, did it come back? That was fighting.
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I'm going to try walking that thing up in there. You get 10 points to drain here, and you get 50 points to drain here. There's always points, no matter what happens. You get 10 points if they're lit. You get 200 in the center. 200 in the gobble.
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Five for this, ding-dong. It's not even a dingo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't even notice this, dude. Touching the target only gives an amount by hitting it right in the middle. Yeah. Right in the middle is 50 or 200. Right in the middle. That's why you've got to nail it straight on. You don't nail it.
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High score? Yo, just keep a high score, bro. We're just going for lanes. Five at a time, baby. Five at a time.
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Don't say any of those speculative games out loud. Everyone's guessing what game it is? Yeah. I will not be gentle, Melody. Be gentle, J-Dog. Jack, you need to snowball Mike on one, two, or three settings. What's the difference?
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I think it's just the angle of the polarization. Like the angle of the audio. The angle of the deck.
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Something like that. Ladies and gentlemen, our snowball mic is on setting one. I don't know that you can adjust it manually. Yeah, it's back here. Oh, is it? It must be the pickup pattern, which I guess I should have looked that up when we set it up. I didn't know there were settings.
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I'm going to look them up so we pick the right one. Pickup pattern. There's another term for it, but it's the angle of... The dangle. Basically. Oh, you got that right in there.
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Freaking fart, guys. I don't have time to look it up. Let's hear a two. One is cardio, two is... Wait, what? Oh, here we go. Go ahead. Cardio. One is cardidad, two is cardidad minus ten decibels. No. And three is omnidirectional. One. We want one. All right, we're on. All right. Hey! Ah, fudge a fudge!
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Alright, we're not doing so well. Halfway there, man. Halfway to 2,000. I'm ball four. Can you please give me a few more breaks, man?
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How many breaks can you give me? Check, there's a real knocker in this thing, we haven't even heard it yet. We'll never hear it if we keep playing like this.
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We've got a real knocker. I'll hit the gobbledygook. Alright, I'm about to get 3,000 points out of all of them. By one ball.
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Cardio Dad. The Snake Dad is by W. Cardio Dad. Studying one. Cardio Dad. Minus 10 decibels.
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I got pinball on the pick of the jumpers, man. From what? I don't know. Just leaning too much? I think I woke up with a pinball neck. Whoa, Nelly Brand! Big juicy melons! We just drink the cat pee! Uh, yep. Yep. Go Nelly, friend! This is terrible. Swap your mama by the ugly babies. Swap your mama? By the ugly babies.
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Going. I'm not raising. I'm just... It seems like adding more balls to the mix is a complicated thing. I think it made us less important. Let me go for gobbles. Double! You made his claw less important.
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Don't tell! I like how you said that with a nice way. Don't tell! Uh oh. Double! Yo, you got all that trash. Hit it! Double!
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Oh, there. Oh. Oh, ding dong. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. In and out of the gobs. Come on, hit it! Get up there enough times. Come on. There you go. In and out of the gobs. Oh, crap. Snake's time to shine here, folks. Oh, I didn't hit it. Oh. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Oh my god. Overextended.
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17. Time to go again, folks. Come on, Cardio Dad. Come on. It's Cardio Dad pattern. I had the best cab driver it was like 4 in the morning he didn't want to talk anyway to a cab driver and he goes you're here for the convention I go yeah he goes broadcast what kind of broadcast do you do I'm like 3D animation he goes cool what do you do in 3D animation like movies I go, uh, no, not movies. Porn? Oh, because that's the obvious next step for 3D animation.
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No, not porn. I go, uh, I do commercials, actually. Write software and stuff. He's like, oh, I've never seen 3D animation at a commercial. Immediately stopped talking to me. Okay. Like I was a liar. Like, you don't say that to me. He's like, no. There is no 3D animation. No, it's only movies and porn. Movies and porn.
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Oh, my God. I did it. Animation folks, get into it. Are you kidding me? Cardio Dad! Come on, Cardio Dad! Cardio Dad, man. I just imagine the guy from, uh, Modern Family. Yeah. He's like, threatening oldies. Uh oh, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble!
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Oh ho. Ring-a-roni. Oh, come off. Through the pot. Just kidding. I don't like it. You whole fucker did it. Dead clap. Keep waggling.
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Movies and porn. The dead flip story. Dead clap? No, that's gross. That's in the branding guidelines. You can't do that. No. Alright, trust.
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Do you have your backhand there? Yep. Do you have a point target? I'm pretty sure you can. Go go go go go go go!
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Oh, the gobbler. Ring-a-ding-ding! Oh, there you go. Come on! Yeah, folks, I think on Friday, make sure to get yourself a case of beer, because I think we're going to have some fun with this game. Oh, by the way, everyone that said that they were coming to play this said that they were coming on Thursday, so you may want to make sure everyone knows the ring, dude. Wait, who said they were coming to play this? Like, everyone I talked to that said, oh, yeah, you guys stopped by on the stream, they're like, it's Thursday. If you have that sign-up sheet idea, you may want to... Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Let's see who's coming.
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Oh! That was... Oh! That was two amazing shots, man. Thanks, buddy. Here it is. Oh, mustard. Oh mustard!
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Does Bornelli have HDMI on the spike board? I wonder. Play the banjo and fiddle. There we go! Oh! Get outta there. Oh, you're poured out.
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Get out of that gobble. You're on your way, my friend. Downtown. Stop touching the gobble. Gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. I mean, the way it's laid out between the pop bumpers, you're actually rewarded for Kling Pong.
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Just going back and forth there. No! Start's over. How much do I get? Watch the score. I get like 200 more? Yeah, like 200. It ain't worth it. It's not worth it. Nope. I got 2,000 now. Melon season. Melon Melons open seven days a week. And then some. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Don't touch my milk.
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Whoa, that's a whole bunch of them. Oh! Okay. Maryland! Oh, good. Good try. You like nothing for 200 holes? I like nothing for 200 holes. Uh, Alex, I'll take nothing for 200 holes. That's all good, Jaded. There we go. I'll take nothing for 200 holes. You're fine! You're an abusive pinball player. Ah, frig! I like that. I like that sound effect. by second helping.
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Oh, man. Boom, boom, boom. What's up, Robbie Walker? Not a fan of the theme? Eh, what you mean? I like it.
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I'm out of love. That was a flow. Yeah, I know. That was a solid show. You haven't made the end, Raiden.
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Are you angry? Come on. Ooh. Switch a lane. Whoa. Get up there! Get up there! T-shirt orders, hell yes, Kerbal! I think there only had to be three ordered in order for them to start printing. Oh, that was an amazing couple shots there. Here we go, folks!
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Get your timers ready. Oh, we, Uncle Carmen, we don't have to like or oblige or agree with anything. It just turns out to be wrong.
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That's for sure. Uh-oh. Come on. Get it. Money! Yeah! That was quiet. All right, we've got to make that knocker louder.
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We need louder, more power to that solenoid. Oh, get out of that. 3000 hype. All of this for? Ah.
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Get more than one bumper next time. Get out of the gavel hole. Uh oh. Boing. Fall for it cheaters. ball four, yeah, this wouldn't happen without ball four, I love you ball four, all in the middle, all in the family, all in the family, don't touch the domino, don't shoot, oh man, this is where the money happens, I'll take it. It's definitely a real knocker, folks. And it knocks up.
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Yeah, it wasn't... I think there was a volume when I was screwing around on that menu there. But there shouldn't be a knocker volume because it's real.
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I think it's just the flipper strength, you know, like you can adjust it. Yeah, I don't think it's that we have to talk good about a game. I think it's just that, theme-wise, this may be the coolest theme out of the last 15 years of pinball. Everything that's stupid, like sci-fi movie or a band, don't play.
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I'd rather have a non-licensed hillbilly game than Metallica. Yeah, I agree. Nothing about playing it. I like Metallica. I bought a dang Metallica. but license-wise, I love non-license weird stuff like this. It's amazing.
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Way more than another sci-fi video game. Oh, here we go, man. Oh, do it again. Oh, fall in. 200? Didn't even go for it.
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Come on, roll it, baby. Oh, God. No! Was that ball five? Damn it. You gotta roll it man. Roll-a-Reno.
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It's my time to shine. Mom? Alright we gotta start making some calculated shots here. Nice key tip-a-reno. You going for a pat? I'm trying something. I'm going to try to
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He tried to throw the bumpers into that third lane. Oh, he almost did it. Ah, twice. Twice I almost needed spikes.
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Too much monkey business. Three times. Too much monkey business, we're making our monkeys. We're monkeys. We're a baby too friendly monkeys.
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Nailed it. Oh, Bart. Oh, my eyeballs. Dude, you... I did it! You've got half way to roll it. I did it! Uh, we'd love to get... Yeah, all sorts of games on the screen for sure. All the games. Oh, two.
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Oh. Ah. Oh, come on. There you go. Pump it up. Three. Thank you Do you guys think this game has a real cowbell rattling around in there Oh god Now the time to gobble Two more cowbells! Yeah. You need more cowbells. Did you get it? Yeah, when you have three, you got a gobble. Three is the gobbler, because you get the gobble plus 30 more. It starts doing all sorts of stuff to it. Yeah, that was a good one. You wish there was a spinner on the right? Yeah, that'd be fun. the spinner would be rad. Spinner would be cool. Yeah, actually, that would be nice. Because spinner would make that shot.
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First off, it would tell people that's the shot you need to make right out of the gate. Yeah. To get back up top.
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But that's not this era they didn't really have spinners. I think the era that they were going for was a little before a lot of spinners. Spinnerinos. Yeah. All right.
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Oh, there you go. Freaking right in. Oh, come on. Melanie. Nice move. Melanie. Say that again. It's the Double D Radio. Free down the air by the two-pound gauge. I think you can hook up a chime assembly to this, yes. That's what I heard. Somebody said that yesterday. I think I did.
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So I'll verify that that's correct because I said it yesterday. All right, here we go. Gobble, gobble. First off, gobble, gobble.
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Oh, God. Rage still. Rage still? You know a game's good if you want to rage still. Yeah. I feel like if you walk away from a game and you're like, Okay. Eh, alright, I guess that was fun. Yeah. That's not a good game. If you walk away from a game and you're like, I'm gonna hate you! I'm gonna play you forever. That's why Iron Man was so great. That's why I bought Iron Man, because I hated it. Like, it was so infuriating. Oh, man, we're all... Yo, trip and dig. Trip and dig.
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Money just flies! And three. Oh, it's not good. It's got a spin on it. Oh, fall in. Oh, Wiggles threw three of them off the booty. Uh-oh!
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I wonder if this has a, uh, if it just rolls or if it has, like, the 10,000 marker. You know what I'm saying? Oh, come on. I get four.
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I don't see, I didn't see another light in there that was really 10,000. And I think I saw somebody roll it at, um, like, NZC one year. Oh, really? And it just rolled.
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It just rolled. I'm trying to ratter it roll because in 10,000 Markets it's like, I'm about to roll it, I'm about to roll it! And they're like, aww. It takes away the charm of rolling. Yeah, there's like a light bulb in place to keep me from rolling myself. Queen? Garble? The cool part about rolling it is like, you gotta tell all your friends. It's like a humble brag, it's like, hey, can you just make sure I roll this over? Can you make sure? Gino, just to verify, but it's really like, yeah, I'm about to roll this.
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Oh, good, Gino. Just give me the freaking gobbler, man. No, my man. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. All right, give me some more dice or more gobbles.
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Everyone wins today. Doc Bacon. We could have a battle at the end of all this. Yeah. Just kind of practicing right now. We're just getting the hang of it. We're just trying to figure out how to get the points, you know.
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Oh, that was dirty. Clean. Yeah. Yep, lives there. You know I keep track of... yeah, sorry, you heard that already.
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Drop, catch, drag it. How do you do that? Uh oh. Jim, you're gonna get rid of my phone. Your phone is here, folks.
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Oh, okay. Slipper buttons on side of cabinet. I love it. Press the start button to start the phone.
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Start button on the front of the screen. Hey, while you're on, by the way, while you're on your sticker and pin train, can you make little postcards that are that exact size that we can cut out and put on all the games? Absolutely.
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That's right. Definitely. Absolutely. We got traces and like ugly cuckoo ones. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
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Go. Not that one. Yeah, that one. Little bit. Oh gosh. Oh, the old wheel out. The old over thing, folks. The old zing and dong. Alright, I got a couple points here to win. No, it doesn't hit the glass when you hit the goblet too strong. It actually has like a little hole or cavern it can travel into in the back. No, I've been getting some air balls on it. Oh really? Sometimes it'll go, boop! Straight up? Yeah, it'll kick back a little bit. Straight up, not tailing? We were thinking about that last night. Green name, I can't read. It was... Oh, it's Uncle Carmen.
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It was High Roller or Sharky Shootout or... This was not Sharky Shootout. What? This game? No, the last original third game. Oh, yeah. It's High Roller Casino, Shrek is Shootout, or...
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There's one more. Striker, I think it's called. Striker Extreme, or Striker... So, I'd like to point out that something gave me a lane. When I hit something over here, I think. You got a top lane? I feel like it lit up a lane for me. Yo, you guys are good. That was a good win, buddy. We're getting hang of it. Uh-oh, two. Get up there. Get in on him. Where's the melody? Uh-oh. Gobble gobble. I'm glad I throws it into the top, too. Oh, money.
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Little wiggle. Take them melons, Caesar. Melons, melons. Oh, baby. Just fall in, just fall in and hit the bumps. Oh my god. Oh god.
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Oh, baby. There's just way too many. Oh, money. Oh god, so money. What is that? You guys play at the Emporium monthly tournament? Uh, sometimes. Sometimes we do. Depends on our schedules, really.
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I believe Emporium has a tournament that they haven't uploaded yet from last month. Broker Fuentes, if you're watching. Don't cha jinx to me!
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Don't cha jinx to me! Striker, then strikers, then Iro and Christina. Whoa! Tap that. The three games behind us are Hot Shot from 70,
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What? Four? That's a hot shot probably. Something like that, yeah. Uh, ACDP? Premium. Premium, and a radical?
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Uh, pro. Radical, uh, plus. Double, double, double, double, double, double. Oh man, you can't, you can't buy a double.
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I'm trying to figure out how to backhand into the, um, big one. Into the, into the top lane? Yeah. Uh-oh.
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Here we go. Is that what you're looking for? You're going for it, something.
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Hey, hey, hey. Here's your double D radio. Coming up loud by Storm and Rain. Yes, no. Come on. I will say that playing games that have an ad-fence in them make you talk like that for a bit. Like after I'm done playing the game I talk like a chick? Yeah.
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Oh, I'm on the motorcycle, so I should probably drink more. Oh yeah, you should probably drink all you can.
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Okay, folks. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Ooh, those gobbledy-dobble-dobble-dobble-dobble. Check in that turkey. Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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This minute's gobble is brought to you by Moore Talbot. Oh, check out Blind Dog Runnin' by Meat House.
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Meat House sounds like a real band. Blind Dog Runnin' by Meat House. Can you please give me more lane, please?
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So now I want to know where they got the music, because... If they're just making names up, it means, like, some, like, local band or something. They did all these songs.
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Yes. Yes, I love you. Triple ding! Oh, I meant to say. I think that song... The game's getting... I think the game's getting in my head. You have a game in your head, dude. I mean, no jokes.
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Triple bumper! Alright. All songs are by Chiz Dibbler. Oh, there we go. Rock and roll, folks. Back up.
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Do I get the doubler? Did I get the two? I think I got two and a 200. I wish there was a better noise for like when you actually get the 200 center on it. I think when you hit it center it will go ding ding. 200. Oh golly. That's a real axe thing. Golly. Our axe has brought you back. Whoa, man. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. See? Right? 200? She said it. I mean. What'd she say? You know how to score. Okay, so that does work, but. Yep. You want to go ding, ding when you get both. Oh, grr. Call it a tie. Where you going, where you going? Clinch. Where you going? Whoa! That was a longer one. Oh, not long enough. You got this buddy. Oh. Have you deciphered the 4329? What's that about? Yeah, I'm not sure if I have. We gotta ask Greg when we see him. Yep. It's an inside joke there. Decipherino, please. Let's get Greg on the stream. What's going on? Yeah, so, um, let's do that.
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He's been here? He's been in this exact room. He's been in, he did a dead flip. That's right, Brick Fares was that one time in this room. We haven't watched it since.
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It couldn't, is it a flipper code? Oh! That would be cool. Have you ever hit the gobble on purpose? Someone said it's the honeydew melon code. Alright, here we go. Next game, J-Dubz. We're playing a nothing but gobble hole tournament. Nothing but gobs. Like, gobble holes count for points, nothing else. We're only gobbing. Nailed it. Let me submit... what's up with the real music? Oh, yeah. Try to... Which one's mine? Mine's the full one. With hepatitis. Got it. Got it. Alright, so here's the game. We need to figure out the shots on this thing. Gobbles only. Intentional gobble holes. Now, you can get fake ones. It rarely falls in. Right. So gobble holes only scoring. We're just counting gobbles. We need help from the internet. Count gobbles.
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Okay. That was in there. You were in there. At the grocery store it's the code for honeydew. Oh, that'd be cool. Oh, that's the score for like a banana flu number? Or do you have to get that score on the reels and then tilt out and something happens? Ooh, that's another cool idea.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Alright, here we go. Now we're gonna... Hey, bud. Minus one. Wait, are there negatives when you shoot?
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I'm getting like nine gobbles right now. I got no gobbles, but I got skill set. Nailed that. Uh oh. J-Dub. I'm going to get a little bit of a head start. 4031 and 4032 are the watermelon PLUs. Okay, so it might be honeydew then. Because she's holding a honeydew. Just go away. She is holding a honeydew. 432 on it? So if they're that close, yeah. Maybe. A banana is 4-0-0-3?
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Is that a banana? No. A little banana. Oh, there you go. We just found a Goblin Reno's, man. Get up in that Goblin.
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Man, we got a lot of dinner. By the World Run Lizards! 4-0-1-1 is banana. 4-0-1-1. Alright, here we go. Oh, God. Nick's a big fan of bananas.
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I love bananas. Best fruit there is. Toothy! Although recently, the mango is, uh, captured The mangle. The mangle. You like it the mangle? Uh, great story. Oh, never mind. Gobblina. 1-0. Mr. Gobblina, Mr. Bob Gobblina. 1-0, folks. All right, here it comes. Oh, you're in such a hurry. Oh Doug. Oh, teach me how to Doug. Alright, I think we're good. Think you got it? Yeah. Uh oh. Two. That was a good one. It's almost like it's too strong. Three.
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Oh, big money. Oops, shot it on the fly. That was deep. Oh, four. Nice. Four, dude. Robbie Walker. Good to see you, buddy. Four on one ball, huh?
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Gut wagging. Here we go. One. Damn. Alright, so it's four to one. Four to one. Good catch. 4-2.
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You found that right away. Whoops. Good. So you got two. And a tilt. 4-2. There's a melon picking contest at the melon farm this weekend. There's a big and juicy by the melons.
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Big and juicy by the melons. Five. Five? Two. Oh, you wanted that. Yeah, that was digging in there a couple times.
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Five. Ding dong. Early. Ooh, that's some backhand. Come on, Mavis. What you got? Six. With a drop catch. On a flipper flipper.
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Man, he do. Yee haw. Another drop catch. Seven. Found it. Oh, I got like cropped right there. So, seven to two.
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Seven to two. Here we go, folks. You know folks, I wanted to for a while to re-theme a pinball machine. I think I might actually buy something off of Gavin to start doing that. You should man. Just even if the game doesn't work, let me do the art and have Gavin show up and make it work. Hey man, anything will look better than Metallica, you'll be fine. Yeah. Oh, it... Oh! That sucked. Oh, hit! Oh! That sucked! That was in there, it's like, eh, maybe not. That was karma. Delicate karma. I'm sorry, I love you Dirty Donny. He's my favorite. My favorite artist. There we go! Three, my man. Climb that hill. Yeah, the Goonies re-theme is pretty dope. Ooh, ooh! You're gonna break something. So it's easier to backhand than it is to forehand. Because forehand I feel is way too strong.
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Beep, boop, beep, boop, beep, boop, beep, boop, beep. All right, now what are we shooting for? Now we shoot for 200 targets. Straight 200. Okay. I'll have to keep an eye on the reels. All right, watch him. I think it goes ding, ding when you get it.
81:43
Robbie Walker wants to know what my favorite pinball machine is. It would have to be ACDC Premium, my friend. Maybe not of all time, but it's absolutely in the top three.
81:56
Oh! Wait, have you shot for anything yet? Yeah, I got back in the... Alright, we're looking for two windows.
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Gobble, gobble, gobble! Did Gobble see something? I guess so. There's nothing else to go for. The other one. Okay. So 200. Let's just shoot for 200. One.
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Okay. Good job. You got one. I got one, J-Dog. Here's your two hundies. Donate your kills. Alright, here we go. We're getting them 200s. This is a nice way to practice on a game, folks, because it changes sort of like how your brain is thinking about the machine. It also lets you try... wait, did you get it? Yeah. Did you get two? I only got one, because I only have... Oh, okay. Oh, I was looking at the freaking score reels. One and one. I watched the reels. One, two, one.
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Ding dong. Hit your ding dong. All right, here we go. Oh, easy, man. Here we go. Oh! You got two. Two!
83:24
Let's get some one-handed games going. Ooh-wee. Yeah. All right, let's go. One-handed is the best way to practice your bounce passes, folks.
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Oh! Rob Arena. I've been saying Arena a lot. Penisanners! No need to ask! Go go go go! Alright, here we go. Yep.
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Nope. There's one. Oh, we did those! Oh, you got three. You got three? I got... No, no, I got one. Three to one. Three to one!
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I like that. Bumper bumper by the pinheads. Bumper bumper. I don't like this. You got it! That's two.
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That's Fava! The game about fruit, folks. Oh! Almost all tied up. Wait, do I have three or four? You have three. And I have dosed. Oh, good! Post that! Didn't count? You're on a roll! Now, I didn't see it... Pinball Life! Thanks for the follow! Pinball Life? Are you THE Pinball Life? Rock and roll! Good to see you, buddy! I gotta get some light. Terry! Terry! Terry from Pinball Life! If that's you behind the computer, there's good partying with you at MGC, my friend. Hi, Terry. Sorry, stuff got weird.
85:38
All right, when you were at three, I'll just give that one to you because I think you got it. Okay. So we're all tied up.
85:45
I think it makes the ding-ding noise when you hit it straight on. Oh, okay, the double ding-ding. The double ding-ding. Oh.
85:57
That's a fuel shot. Pinballer says, I'm not Terry. That's okay. I'm not Terry either. You gotta get a new name. Yo, Nunchuker, thanks for the follow, buddy. That's Terry's name. Nunchuker! Hey, if I'm missing any follows, folks, thanks for the follow. I'm sorry, the volume wasn't turned up on the computer. Oh, you're the Instagram Pinball Life. Rock on. Wait, am I drinking your beer or are you drinking my beer? That one's mine. Okay, I love you. Love you. Alright, I got three. Here we go, straight on. My man!
86:31
Can I backhand it? Well it's good to see you pinball life, I follow you on Instagram. Did I get it? Yeah, it looks like you did. So that's four. Oh now you got the easy one to hit.
86:43
We're uh, we're not playing for score, we're playing for shots here to figure out how to make some of these shots. No. No it wasn't like... It was! But you got some major gobble action. All right, it's a young boy.
87:00
Wait. Robbie Walker won? You weren't following me, you jerk? You know who that is. Thanks for coming.
87:06
Oh, absolutely. You've got to put Mr. Sharp on there. That mustache is undeniable. That's amazing. That is beautiful. This name's not Terry He's going to get a lot of confusing looks If he doesn't change his name He's fine You're just talking about The life of pinball No, you just gotta google a speed game Before you get it Here we go He's got a He does a lot of big stuff on, well, you know what, I didn't get there, man. Yeah, I follow him on Instagram and he Instagram? Instagram, and he shows everyone's pinball related stuff. Hey, brother. Oh, so he's like an aggro gator? He gives a lot of information to be had. Um, I'm sorry, I pinballed white with a Y. I forgot all of our stories. This is not Coors Light, this is a marble India pale ale. Are we three to four right now? You're four, I agree. Five points, folks. Pinball wife. Whoa, that was fun. Got it. Realistically, he was on Instagram and all that stuff before pinball.
88:32
Like, if I went out and called myself, like, Fan Steel, and then some steel company came up on the internet five years later,
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who's been around for 40 years, but I'm just a fan of all things steel. Steel fan. Oh, like Pizza Fan. Like Pizza Fan. 500.
88:56
This is, uh, oh yeah, you said this. Marble? Anyway, thanks for coming, Pinball Life. Thanks for coming, Pinball Life. I'm just kidding. But seriously.
89:07
Ding dong. Wait. Four to three. Six to three. You got... What? I got two more. Wow. Nailed it. No? See, I don't... No.
89:23
See, I don't know if there's a good call out or if it's obvious that you got it. I think that was a glass that they were talking about. Yeah.
89:32
Sometimes the ding-dongs around. Uh-oh. I don't know, man. Yeah, there needs to be a better audio call after that. Sorry, friend. Wait, did I do that? Did I do that?
89:46
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, dude. Pinball Life, you're fine, dude. I love you, Pinball Life. We're just griefing you. Yeah we actually took the lights out above the flippers because it was too bright for the stream I mean it fine looking at it but it was too bright for the stream
90:08
Oh, it changes in the inlay. It's not the bumpers. I see now. Uncle Carmy's response. Whoa, man. Yeah, it's not the... Whoa, man. The two, the two dings is not, well maybe it is. Oh baby. Well that one definitely worked. That one goes ding dang. Hold on, I'll wait, I'll listen harder. What? I'll wait until I'm lined up. Damn it. See how it goes dum dum? Yeah, but. Alright, here I got this. Aw, almost had it. Am I there? Look at that, just going for new songs. You almost had the replay just bring it.
90:56
Can you really put a price on pinball? The enjoyment. What is the price of a child's smile? Or a grown man's smile?
91:14
A grown man's drunken smile. Oh, you hit three right away. Well, I ain't trying to do that. That's why it's happening.
91:25
You might be our most consistent scorers here, just going for ding-dongs. All right, I'm going to watch. Hit it. Straight on. You tell me. Yeah.
91:34
Did that feel like it was straight on? No. You got points for it. But it made three noises. It went ding-ding-ding. Well. Oh, you're buying a Wizard of Oz combo, like? That's awesome, dude.
91:49
Alright, so let's try it here. I'm going to... We've got to get one of those, man. That's on my calendar to get one.
91:56
We deserve one. We all deserve one. We all deserve it. You got too much... I'm a ding-dong.
92:10
This game is going on my short list. The gobbles are too awesome not to... Alright. You want a battle? Alright, straight freaking... Two out of three. Straight battle time. Two out of three battle. Yep. Let's go. Here we go. This is it. You and me.
92:26
Wait, me and you? You and me. Okay, so you're greens and I'm reds. You can't get that in charge. Negative points. I'm still waiting for the negative points in the long run. Yeah. I still think that'd be a fun idea. Just like a shot that, like a U-target shot. Don't hit that shot!
92:45
That's one of my favorite things about Roadshow was like, don't hit that rushing thing. Yeah. Oh, so you don't kill the Eskimos. Yeah. That was awesome. I love that. You still got points for it, though. Sorry. All right, so here's the idea. You get a symmetrical game like Hot Shot.
93:09
And if you don't even out the sides before you drain, then they subtract whatever you don't get on one side. From your total score. Oh, dirty. It's like playing a joust by yourself. Yeah, you have to get it, you have to get the game symmetrical, or you, at the end, it's like a negative bonus. It's like your bonus counts down at the end.
93:31
What is not even negative? That would have been nice with some four-pop. I've been drinking watermelon.
93:48
I believe that's it. Beyonce lyric. You're drinking watermelon? Yeah. Cool. Good start, bro. Thanks, Gobble. You're welcome, Gobble. Jack Attack, 363. Thanks again for dropping the quote off, man. We did have a go in the trough. And it worked. It did not end our game.
94:11
Love you, Mellon. I'm sorry. Robbie Walker, right now, nobody's winning. We just started our best two out of three. He was just trying to find shots earlier. Yeah, we're practicing. Now is the official battle. Fall in there. Ah, hippie. Fall into the draft, bud. Maybe.
94:31
Anti-bonus would cause so much raging. Wouldn't that suck? Wouldn't that be so fun? It would. It would be incredible. If you still, if you like, you actually, you knock half the targets down over here and you got all these lined up, which means if you drain right now, you get all the subtractions from these and you get none of the points. Or something like, you know, drain down the right out lane, not the left out lane. You get none of the points back. Ooh, I like the flip flop on out lane. Like, if you, hmm.
94:59
There's so many, like, battle against yourself things on, like, a symmetrical game. Symmetrical game. Oh, I love you. Oh, I love you. Isn't that the snowman?
95:13
Snowman! Are you effing... You what? Hard to be told for no reason. Yo, you got a double bang. Love you. Oh, look at this, Bonk.
95:30
Confused. Honey, do what? Up top! Oh yeah, that's what I want. Keep, keep, keep up, keep up. Oh, nice! Oh! I freaked out there a little bit. Oh, gobble gobble, man. Bust him, bro. Oh my gosh, we were three deep in the ding-dongs. Uh oh, this is when the points happen.
96:16
Double go! No! I can't touch it either. Oh man, you're kicking my boo-dines! Are we just going to fight? Yeah. I was going to take her out there. Isn't that the snowman? I don't even know what that means. I think I got a 200. Here we go. Farming 200's I think is good money too. Yeah, farming 200's? Farming 200's. Oh, get that shot. Nailed it! Hey, Tony, what's up, buddy?
96:56
Single point scoring is a ton of fun, I agree. Oh, living. It's just a woman. Oh, God. Sad you missed the unboxing yesterday. Well, we uploaded it to YouTube, so you can go check it out. Oh, God, that feels good. I love that, Scott.
97:15
Filming, he plays. Uh-oh, look, it's new code. All right, so you're Reds now. New code figured it out.
97:22
Squirrel. Alright Jack, the next iteration of code, I need some Jack Danger secrets about butt stuff.
97:33
Maybe Jack knows the secret code. Oh yeah, Jack, what does 4329 mean? I think that's the honeydew code.
97:42
What's up, doll? How long is this? What do you mean you didn't miss much? It took us an hour and three people to get there. We got the down! Fly poop in the pepper by steel pinion! Poop. Ah, hey internet. Alright, so I'm going to hold the left flipper down and try to get the super skill shot. Nuh-uh. Nailed it. Oh, there we go! One more! Gobblina. I need a... give me a goblin.
98:23
Oh, a little too younger. Goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin! Just gonna roll over my goblin right there, buddy?
98:36
Come on, give me some lanes! Goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin! Goblin, goblin, goblin! Yo, I need some lanes.
98:49
Oh, nice dab out! Woohoo! 200! The gobbler, plop the bonkers! Oh, that was one. Gobble, gobble, death gobble.
99:10
Here we go. Too late on the flip-arino there. What's a slingshot worth? Because I feel like I hit one single point. Jadu, you are winning. I'm weaning. I'm a weaning. Oh, all day. I don't know how many balls I'm playing. Oh, we got him! We got him! I got him! Whoa, what is this? Oh, God. This is a party game. They're all these kids.
99:53
I doinked it, bro. Here we go. Come on. I don't want flies. Oh, we're on our way to the 3k here kids, listen for the knocker. My pocket keeps going. Man, flip that doll over. Oh, that's fun. Uh oh, you're so close. Oh, I got it. Oh, I got one in this one. I got this one in this one. Man, I gotta catch him up.
100:44
Wow, the one-legged cat. Yes, those are actual score reels, kids. Oh, all day, all day! Oh gosh. Go, go, go! Come on! Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Oh, come on. Mr. Bobbadee, the new Daz-D. Captain Hillary, do you know what you're doing? I'm the picture of us putting Mo and Ellie together. Uh, we need to... Well, the game, I guess, worked, so... Uh, I did not make it, but this is your chance to get the free game. Here comes it. Wait, should we turn up the knocker? Yeah. Oh, I'm going to have to go. I guess worked, so... Uh, I did not make it. But this is your chance to get the 3D on. Here comes it. Wait, should we turn up the knocker? Yeah. Wait. Yes. Is that going to affect anything?
101:45
Maximum headphones volume. Oh, where's the audio, Jack? Whoa. Oh, man, my back hurts. Me too. I got pinball in there. What is going on? I'm falling apart here, kids.
102:01
We're increasing the knocker volume because all I need is 50 points. Coindor Ball Saver. Ball save time. No ball save. Music volume. Game restart. Knocker volume off? Oh, that's a fake one. Yeah. I don't think we can do it.
102:18
That's a fake knocker because this is all just a basic code. Okay. Sorry. Check the feature adjustments for some cool rules. Yeah, we'll check that out once I finish this here, buddy.
102:38
Wait, how much are those worth, and why are the lights off? I'll come up with you the menu, the lights are off as well. All right, Jack, if you're watching, every time we go through the menu and come back to the game, the top lane lights turn off. Just a heads up. We had to do a full restart. Oh, there it is. That was the knob. It's the knob. We gotta move it up. Did you turn the music down? I didn't see anything, Eddie. It's like, it's like, and the lights are still working, but it doesn't light up. Yeah, we just can't see what the lights are like. Oh, Love that music. Have it on vinyl.
103:28
Love that song. Have it on vinyl. You guys listen to Spotify or RDO or whatever the hell that is? Pandora. Cool.
103:37
That's Pandora? Yeah. Good ball. Good win. Sweet. That's one. Should I redo the game now? JPW. What's up, Jason?
103:49
So we had to go reset stuff. We'll turn it off and turn it back on if that helps. Reset factory settings. Alright. Once we do that it seems to work. Okay. Now... We gotta add coins. Add coin wands. And then... And then the light should work. God, that sounds good. Lights back on. All right, good win. Good luck. One out of one. Good luck, you made it. Kill it. Aw, you're killing it, buddy. Fall in. Shoot it. It's all good, dude. Don't sweat it. Jaden, it's all good dude, don't sweat it.
104:49
Jaden, stop all the melon palms. I am robbing the goodness. Oh, there you go. Oh, you missed it all.
105:01
Oh, whoa. Yo, come with the tape. Come with the tape. Folks, let me just say, playing an EM that has music and callouts is pretty awesome.
105:25
Diagon Man, that's what I was wondering too. I'm guessing it just rolls over without a light if you roll it. If you roll Arena. My skill slot is just waiting. But I missed it. They want to know what the YouTube channel is. Oh, Deadflip.
105:41
Jet Flip Pinball, I guess. Pinball, like. Jet Flip Pinball. Everything can be found on JetFlip.com. All of it's there.
105:53
Oh, it's all on the site? Mm-hmm. All our social medias. JetFlip.com slash org. Slash org. Comma. Spencer. Yo, we got to do a podcast. Yeah, we do. Oh, get off of that bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
106:19
Welcome to WWE Radio, live from the Melon Farm. Here's Under the Porch by the Sleeping Dolls. Uh, okay.
106:32
Death with them all. What's up, hi? Thanks for the subscription to YouTube, man. You know, folks, I have a feeling that we're not too far off from a... Is this my partnership? I drank all my beer. Okay.
106:50
Partnership on Twitch Arenas here. Man, like this? I feel like I lifted a bunch of cats. Oh. I lifted all these melons, man. Are we playing for points or are we doing something? Yeah, we're on our second game, two and three, my friend. Oh, have I been here the whole time? Yep.
107:12
Just barely. Oh, man. Oh, it moved. Versus. Dude, I want a good flip. It didn't end my ball. Cut works.
107:55
Lyman Sheets. Lyman Sheets, his name popped up on my watch. I don't know. I'm playing pinball right now.
108:05
No! It almost came back. Pay $5. That's what I'd do. All right, man. That's good to know, my friend. Oh, get in there. You five-point skill shot. You're killing me. Hey, do we know where we're playing next week? I think it's Blind Robin. It's either Blind Robin or the new headquarters. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think, I mean, cool. We, uh, we, yeah, I think I remember talking about that.
108:40
You don't like the new headquarters? Oh, no, actually, the new headquarters is the shit. Donates kids. Uh, the original headquarters, I didn't have so much fun with.
108:51
But that was, like, two years ago, so I'm sure things have changed. That's very sweet of you, Jack. Gotta keep an open mind here, folks. We are, uh, international superstars of the internet. but it made like 5 tries. Oh gotta move. I think it's more like a clang clang then a turn The big sunshine is all the time. The big sunshine is all the time, but we're looking for that clink clang. That one, see the bell? BOOM! It goes like, BOOM BOOM! Uh oh.
109:54
Yeah! Uh oh! Turkey! 200 plus 2! Turkey in the morning, turkey in the evening, turkey in the summertime. When turkey is on a pinball, you can eat turkey in town. Come on, come on! You've been practicing this your whole life. Oh my God, you're sick. There's a reason we practice those guys, folks. So that you know where they are when it comes time to hit them. Yep. You used to have a ramp contest. We used to do the jump contest. Jam lead on ACDC, it's like, how many times can you hit the war machine shot?
110:37
You just pick a hard shot, and you just make a game out of it. You know what? That's what's cool about ACDC is they force you to play that. They force you to learn other ways of scoring.
110:51
As it turned out, Lyman Sheets was not talking to us. he was commenting on the video of Josh Sharp's son playing UCBC basketball. Oh, yeah, that's adorable.
111:02
That was it? Ding dong. Oh, it's set to three ball again. Two out of three, my friend. Sorry. Okay. Two out of three. That's a win each, folks.
111:13
Step it up. The dangerous time. Oh, my. First ball. House ball. Do you want me to match that? I don't think that was even how it was supposed to be. Are we playing horse right now? I think that was... Clipper error. We're just playing horse, man. Oh. You gotta match what I do. Barth Arena. Oh, go out! I almost did it too. I almost... Oh! You almost matched it! Oh crap, I didn't get enough points. All tied up, folks! What if we set it to three dangers or four? Hey, be gentle. Don't try to mill it until you follow it. Uh, I don't know what to call it, but...
111:53
Oh, my farts. Your farts? Look at my score. 97 points. I'm ball two. Um, I got an idea. I got another idea. It's called farming 200.
112:16
You hippie. Farm it. POOP! Shit. You know what that means. Shake ya fast. Been waiting for a while. Oh, you're coming for the skill? Ding dong. Here it comes. Boom. I was going to go back in. Yes sir. Did not do it buddy. That's a win buddy. Alright now you gotta roll it. If you're just tuning in, my score's still low because I rolled it. Thanks for coming. Nailed it. Oh, what? I got an idea. I'm just going to... Oh, yeah! There you go. Two hundies. So here's how you win. That's how you win. Just keep farming the two hundies. Farming teams? Just saying. Can't wait to hold this junk right here.
113:56
You can scissor yourself on this game, by the way. You can play on the farm!
114:04
Don't scissor yourself! Too hard! Pinball Life! Thanks for the shoutout on Twitter, man. I appreciate it. Thanks, buddy! You can juggle, or you can dribble it. You can dribble it out. Dribble it out.
114:21
Dude, you're Kobe right now. Kobe, that's a pinball character, right? Kobe? That's a type of meat. Oh, right. Kobe.
114:44
Kobe beef is really good at pinball. Whoa. That felt awesome. Please, mom. Oh, boy. Hey. No. Pink. Sweet.
115:20
Holy cock! Ah, I want to backhand that. Who called her? Rocker Doctor! Rocker Doctor? Thanks for the call, Rocker Doctor. Uh, I'm sure you're the most attractive person I've ever seen in my life. I bet, with a name like Rocker Doctor.
115:44
You're going to break something. Uh, J. Doug. Sir. I am at 43 points after two balls for the second time in a row.
115:54
Call the rocker docker. Rocker docker. That's what I do when I buy a brand new pair of pants. Oh, that's dockers. Rocker dockers. Yeah, rocker dockers. Fall in. There he is. Rocker dockers. Okay, buddy, I'm a little behind here. It's like, hold on, wait, there's a joke here somewhere. Hold on. What do you do, hold on, when you're hanging out with your girlfriend and you're pampered dirty and all she has is her pair of dockers laying around and you have to go, wow, this joke is just going nowhere. That's a bad one. Rocker dockers, rocker dockers.
116:37
Sorry, internet, that was terrible. Although The drug dealer shoe joke that was going around Was like the most incredible joke in the world That's pretty good I don't know who came up with that But they are a genius
117:08
Give me the gambler. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, not parking. Oh, man. You're ahead again. So it's second round. You got the first game in the second round. Do you like farming? I had better luck going over here. Do you like farming? We have some work. Oh, no. Oh, wow. That was great. Thank you, internet. Thank you. I don't care. I got one save. Fuck that. DTK, Joe X Kids, internet.
117:43
Rocker Dockers. There's a joke there, man. Someone write that joke for me right now. Tell them about the center lights. It adds to the top four lanes like the center lights. Yeah, the lanes correspond with these lights here. And it's ten points when they're lit. Let's see if I can't get one.
118:08
Oh, gobble gobble, it's up and over. You're on a roll. Oh, that. You're done. Not doing well again here, buddy. Kill a dude. Oh my god, I have to kill a dog.
118:38
Boy, you bounced. Hippie. Ding dong. You're doing a break something. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I think they do count for something when they're not late. But when they are late, it's one point. It's one point, okay. Everything's one point. like uh everything's a single shot fuck you donate to kids yes what do you mean yes one point oh there's a homey ball too man yeah see going down there yeah oh Jack Danger yeah you call it see we're going down buddy I don't take any I got the money, Jamoke.
119:39
Jamoke. I think the last time someone called someone a Jamoke. Oh, I got 500 points. What do I have to win if I got a bike?
119:49
Oh, cool. All right. Get a skill shot. What are you doing, Dad? Oh, man. Hey. Oh, my gosh. This ain't your game.