Jack Danger's Myspace Greeting Circa '03

Dead Flip·video·41s·held·Feb 12, 2016

Analysis

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TL;DR

Jack Danger MySpace greeting recreation from 2003 era.

Summary

A recreated MySpace profile greeting attributed to Jack Danger from circa 2003, presented as nostalgic/humorous content on the DeadFlip platform. The greeting follows early-2000s MySpace social norms and etiquette.

Notable Quotes

“I will not make you my friend unless you message me first. I don't go around making random buddies.”
Jack Danger (attributed, recreated)@ 0:24 — Reflects early-2000s MySpace culture norms around friend requests and digital etiquette

Entities

Jack Dangerperson DeadFliporganization

Signals

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content_signal: Recreated early-2000s MySpace greeting used as humorous/nostalgic content on modern platform
high · Full MySpace profile greeting in circa 2003 style presented on DeadFlip video

Transcript

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0:01

Greetings and welcome to Jack Danger's MySpace profile. I'd like to invite you to look around and if anything piques your interest, please feel free to leave a comment or you could personally message me and I'll do my best to get back to you. If you're new to my MySpace profile, I'd like to point out that I will not make you my friend unless you message me first. I don't go around making random buddies. But other than that, I hope you enjoy my profile here and hope to talk to you soon. Thank you.