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THE WALKING DEAD (Stern 2014) 07/06/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 41m·analyzed·Jul 17, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Walking Dead pinball with new code update and guest Richie Townsend.

Summary

DeadFlip streams gameplay of The Walking Dead (Stern 2014) Pro Edition featuring a recent code update (July 3-4, 2015). Host Jack Danger and guest Richie Townsend play the newly updated machine, discussing code changes, game mechanics, and playfield adjustments while interacting with chat and streaming community.

Key Claims

  • A new code update for The Walking Dead was released on July 3-4, 2015

    high confidence · Jack Danger states 'there was just a code release on the 4th of July, 3rd of July' when introducing the machine

  • The Walking Dead machine came from Stern as a partnership donation to DeadFlip/We Are Pinball

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'We Are Pinball partnered with Stern so that whenever they release a new machine, they donate it to us for us to use. This machine, this Walking Dead, is from Stern.'

  • Prison mode mechanics were modified in the new code update

    medium confidence · Jack and Richie discuss prison mode behavior and Jack mentions disabling prison doors in settings

  • The game is leaning significantly to the left requiring leveling adjustment

    high confidence · Multiple mentions of the machine leaning left; Jack and Richie spend time adjusting the leveling feet

  • Horde mode is the endgame wizard mode requiring Woodberry shots to access

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'Horde has... you have to shoot Woodberry to get Horde. Once you light Horde, you have to hit Woodberry.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This Walking Dead is from Stern. It belongs to Stern. It might not for long, because I think Nick wants to buy it.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:48 — Reveals Stern's partnership model with DeadFlip and suggests community interest in acquiring machines

  • “The new code is on point, man.”

    Jack Danger@ 1:20 — Initial positive impression of code update quality before extended gameplay

  • “I'd play Metallica over this.”

    Richie Townsend@ 25:12 — Direct game-to-game preference comparison between Walking Dead and Metallica

  • “The Walking Dead is a one ball game. I'm starting to feel that man.”

    Jack Danger@ 40:07 — Commentary on game difficulty and ball drain frequency

  • “This game didn't change nearly as much as the last update. Yeah, the last update helped a lot. They're just fine-tuning it now.”

    Jack Danger@ 31:29 — Assessment that recent code update is incremental refinement rather than major overhaul

Entities

Jack DangerpersonRichie TownsendpersonThe Walking Dead (Stern 2014)gameDeadFliporganizationWe Are PinballorganizationStern PinballcompanyNick VegaspersonUncle CarmypersonWonkopersonMetallica (Stern)game

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Stern is providing new machines to DeadFlip/We Are Pinball as partnership donations for streaming and community content

    high · Jack explains: 'We Are Pinball partnered with Stern so that whenever they release a new machine, they donate it to us for us to use.'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Prison mode mechanics in The Walking Dead were adjusted in recent code updates

    medium · Jack mentions disabling prison doors and discusses prison mode behavior extensively during gameplay

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Metallica is positioned as more desirable than Walking Dead by at least one experienced player

    medium · Richie Townsend: 'I'd play Metallica over this' in response to comparison question

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: The Walking Dead is characterized as having high ball drain frequency ('one ball game')

    medium · Jack states 'The Walking Dead is a one ball game. I'm starting to feel that man' late in the stream

  • ?

    design_innovation: Walking Dead Pro Edition at DeadFlip required leveling adjustment due to leftward tilt

    high · Extended sequence where Jack and Richie spend time adjusting leveling feet; multiple references to machine 'leaning hard to the left'

  • ?

    code_update: The Walking Dead received a code update on July 3-4, 2015 that refined gameplay mechanics without major overhaul

Transcript

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0:00
Life is like a paper machine here at Deadlift. Can viewers resubscribe while you are away? Be careful out there. Ten? Wait a second. How am I supposed to know who? How do I give all the shoutouts? If you folks were one of the people that resubscribed, can you please put some flippers up so I can make out with you?
0:30
Who fakes the poll of TV in one side-by-side with Metallica? Oh, really? I think someone screwed with the voting.
0:41
Guys, ten freaking resubs? Are you kidding me? I love you guys. Ten sets? Two months in a row? Um, can I get some flippers up for a pin set, please? You freaking adorable monster. Thank you, man. Holy crap. You guys. Aw, you guys. You guys. Hey, gals. Hey, guys.
1:08
We have a guest coming in today. It is Richie Townsend. He will be eating food while he's here, so don't get too grossed out.
1:16
Walking Dead will be interesting with new code. I did not like the layout, but that was way back at Expo. Doc Brown. The new code is on point, man.

high · Jack states 'there was just a code release on the 4th of July, 3rd of July' and later notes 'This game didn't change nearly as much as the last update. Yeah, the last update helped a lot. They're just fine-tuning it now.'

1:25
Pincer. You hacked the poll. What's up, Mackey P? Jack, I got good news for you. What's that, Lone Goat?
1:34
Oh. JD is a pinball wizard. Hangs himself. Oh, Jaded. Good evening, everybody. What's up, Spambo Jambo?
1:48
Spambo Jambo. It's like... Oh, God. Oh, man. Are you guys ready for some walking, freaking dead? Zentron. What good news have thee? Oh, wait, that was a long go. I was hyped to see you yesterday, but forgot it was Sunday. It was so sad. Aw, Foxy Grandpa, I'm sorry. Yeah, we're only live Monday through Friday.
2:12
Nope. Oh, God, what have I done? So, this Walking Dead, eh, I'll talk about it in a minute. Screw it.
2:20
Screw it. Ding, ding, ding. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, I am a sorcerer. Thank you very much. Jada, do not drive and try to count tilts. You will die, and then Google count my tilts. I need you.
2:36
Government Slave, what's up, buddy? Hello, hello. Lone Goat says I came in fifth. Oh, dude, that's awesome.
2:44
Lone Goat, congratulations, man. That is freaking awesome. I'm proud of you, buddy. You know who won that whole thing?
2:56
Pinball Joe. What a ding-dong. Drove all the way up there, beat everyone's butt. Shannon Stafford, what's up, my man? Good to see you.
3:09
Awesome. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Jaded, you better not die. I'm going to be pissed. You should play Scorgasm Master on Deadflip. You know what, Doc Brown? I played that at Expo, and I had the best time in the freaking world. We put, we cranked some like Justin Timberlake through its speakers and then played that thing. What a fun freaking machine that is.
3:35
I think throughout the day I also had like the highest score for a majority of the day. A majority of the day. Two weeks is a week of Scorgasm on here Man, a week of Scorgasm would be awesome I would also like to play that new cardboard pinball machine that was just created, it's called Pinbox 3000 It's pretty rad You get to build this pinball machine out of laser cut cardboard and then you design the playfield and stuff yourself It's pretty cool I really want to buy one of those original pin games Let's do it. To the extreme. What's up, buddy? Can someone donate $40 to go to the Deadflip Studios, Jaded? Where in Michigan are you going, Jaded?
4:30
Where are you going? Oh, man. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day one on Stern's The Walking Dead. This is the pro model, the base model of this game. And there was just a code release on the 4th of July, 3rd of July. So this has brand new code that I haven't even played, so I'm excited to figure it out.
4:56
A couple of things that we set up on here. I went through the settings. There's no extra balls. I did leave a ball save on, but it's only five seconds, which I think is factory default. But you need that on this game.
5:09
I deactivated the prison doors. and something else. I don't know. It's level. It's ready to go. What does the new code do? Tell everything. That's a great question. When Uncle Carmy gets in here, he can tell you. He detailed it out, actually, on our Facebook page.
5:29
I read what I could, but now I don't remember any of it. So I think I'm just going to play it and see what happens. It's going to be fun. Um, a shout out to the ten freaking subs while I was gone. Guys, I love you so much.
5:47
My face and your face. Like this. No? Or we'll just high five. Watch the elbows, line it up. Perfect sonic boom. Killing it. Um, alright, let's play some freaking Walking Dead, guys. Because, uh, yes, Pinball Life. We are playing Walking Dead. Man, how do you guys get so many good pinball games? I looked into buying a pinball machine that costs about as much as a used car.
6:12
Foxy Grandpa, there's two things that are happening here. One is this is an office that I run and people store. Oh. People store pins here. And also, we are partnered with Stern so that whenever they release a new machine, they donate it to us for us to use. This machine, this Walking Dead, is from Stern. It belongs to Stern. It might not for long, because I think Nick wants to buy it, but there it is. Special guest incoming, yes, Richie Townsend. The tall blonde fellow that plays on here sometimes is going to be here to try to beat me up. It's not going to happen. Whoa, Uncle Carmy, wallet text, crits for 9,000 points.
7:09
Good lord, thank you, man. Change to the arena mode, change to tunnel, change to barn. Oh, baby. Uncle Carmi, I disabled the prison doors and all that other fun stuff, so it should be good. Nick Vegas. My man.
7:27
Love you, buddy. Too many word-a-rinos, guys. Reading hurts. All right, well, let's get this party started. Well, let's see what you got. Oh. Okay. Do you guys see the walking dead flip image that I made? Anyway. there's also changes to the woodbear skillshot really interesting jaded thanks for the host I love you Nick Vegas this is the new code that I have installed in here I put it on here this morning the stuff that was released on the third we're trying to get kissed next week hopefully It depends on the machine that is bouncing around at Comic-Cons right now, where it is.
8:20
What? Beer snobbery. For beer. Unsub if I found out you spent it on PDR. Beer snobbery. Holy generous tip, dude. Are you kidding me? I love you, man. I will buy the fanciest beers. I want... Oh, God, you know what I want? Wait, what should I get, man? A Bourbon County Scout sounds so freaking good. Dude, holy crap, man. Thank you so much. That means a lot. It helps. A lot. It helps more than you know. I'll just put it out there. It helps more than you know. Good beer. I will not buy PBR with it. Cross my heart. Hope to die.
9:02
Holy farts. Beer snobbery. Man. All right, guys. Let's feel this game out. Let me turn the volume up a little bit. Get a single $50 beer.
9:13
I bet you could find, like, a really fancy old sour beer for $50. What's cracking? Benny Beanbag. Player one. I missed you, buddy. I missed you. Beer Snobbery. When are you coming here to battle, man? We've got to fight to the death.
9:34
To the beer. We'll bet beers. We gotta figure out how to turn pinball into a game of circle of death. With waterfalls and cards and stuff like that. Uh, this might be a little too loud. Kind of a long flight. Yes, this is the code update, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, I'm just dealing out the shots right now because I'm not sure what I'm gonna be shooting for. I do know, oh she's leaning a lot that way, holy crap. Week 41 begins, yes man, don't dead tilt inside. Uh yeah, I think the game's leaning a lot to the left. That's good though. Playing for cubes. James, what's up? Get a higher score than Josh Sharp did. Yes, sir. I'm trying, I'm trying. What the freaking air ball was that?
10:58
Okay, um I might have to adjust the feet here a little bit. How loud is that guys? I think it might be a little too loud
11:07
Loser has to donate a kidney to the other You done good man, I really want to... Here's an ivory Right now I'm just drinking whiskey out of a copper mug Okay, this lean actually is a little too much.
11:34
Holy crap, the lean. Richie's here. What's up, buddy? Donate for kidneys. Ladies and gentlemen, Richie Thompson. Hello, internet. You might remember him from such videos as, I don't know, some other stuff we did. Okay, this thing's leaving a lot to the left.
11:59
Talk to the internet, and I'm going to fix this really quick. Can I help at all? No, I'm good. Player one, you're it. I'll describe the jack as currently climbing underneath the cat.
12:13
And he looks very awkward. He's a large man. I'll fix the pin leveling. That's right, Doc Brown. I'm going to stand here while Jack does it. Yeah, basically. Can you, uh, punch that and tell me if it's going left or right?
12:31
It was leaning hard to the left. Internet, I'll need help with this. That sounded like a dream. No, not yet. It seems fine. Okay, cool. I just, like, unwind the back leg.
12:53
It's coming down to the left with her time. Whoo! Oh yeah, that looks a lot better. Uh, let's come out and go over here.
13:05
Oh, you can walk me? Okay, I'm sorry I can't do that. Let's see. Don't touch me. Jack cleans up the blood from under... Okay, guys. Okay, guys. Hey Jack, I don't think you play... Alright. Oh, I'm blind. Here we go. Good to see you, buddy. Good to see you. Welcome. Welcome, welcome. All right, guys. Richie's here to blow it up. Get ready. You're going to win. This is the newest code that came out a week ago. Oh, nice. It's another code update. Anything new I didn't have? Tina Thor, what's up? Uncle Carmy posted a freaking wall of text here about what it does. I didn't read it. Oh, no.
13:46
I mean, just, you know, shoot stuff. Just good stuff. I'll let you go first because you smell so good. Take a look and see if it's leaning still.
14:06
Seems alright. Seems okay. We'll see here. Yeah, that's alright. I don't know. You think it's still going to the last level? Yeah.
14:19
Are you suffering, Daniel? Yep. Thanks. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Uh, let me un- let me fix this foot here, and then we will get into a real game. Just drag this one real quick. Angry clown face? Oh yeah, remember the angry clown face?
14:46
That doesn't count. There's a neat tool called the torpedo level. Whew! Alright, let's see what that does.
15:03
Or I guess I could... Does this thing forever lean to the left? Yeah, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. Holy crap.
15:21
Um, guys. Yo. I love you, man. Alright, compass. Obviously, you're supposed to check the calibration on the play field, but I'm not about to take the glass off, Odias.
15:41
Moving Tron out of the way and moving this into place myself. Well, it wasn't easy. I wouldn't think so. It wasn't easy. Okay, what do we got? We got...
15:56
We got... I turned my phone off. That's what we got. Internet. Compelling television we got here. Mom?
16:08
What's up? What freaking space jam am I looking at here? Thanks, dude. We'll play with it. It's not on the floor. It's actually hanging from ropes in the ceiling. Makes it more difficult to play. I think I left this on, though. Alright, cool. Start us off, buddy. Alright, for realsies, man. Give me a minute. For realsies. Ladies and gentlemen, we are 20 brand new subscribers away from our next two emoticons and a ridiculous tattoo chosen by the chat.
16:56
Hopefully a dick butt. You think it's gonna be a dick? I think I'm gonna get like the stuff button or something. Some nice butt. Apple hates you Jack.
17:08
Wait, there's an apple thing somewhere? The things Jack does for pinball. Oh guys. Gotta play pinball. Gossips. So Richie one shot away from prison mode and he cleared the left target so that he's one third of the way to the white bag. You still vote for a Kappa? Oh my god. Oh, the doors won't open. No, they won't open. It'll be easier. Because all you have to do is break the opto now. Oh, really? Yep. Gotcha, okay. That had me worried for a second. Nope, you get it. Just gotta break the opto. What about the deadflip logo? That's a possibility. Deadflip logo's a possibility. Um, there's a lot of things. I don't know. It turns out that Luke and I are about an hour north of me, and one of the new locations we're working at... Oh, that's awesome, Wonko.
18:10
Oh, also, Wonko, something called, like, the Beef Jerky Journal or something on Twitter favorited me giving you a shout-out about your jerky.
18:22
I just thought you'd like it. Wait, what jerky? Wonko T. Sane in chat there made me a pound of homemade jerky. Man. And an egg in, like, a day. Maybe she... Okay, we're going to try to get this last target down here. Oh, you missed! Twice. Is this thing wax-freezing me? What the hell's going on? Look at that, it's like mega-vahoozy. Alright, dude. Is it floating? No. No, it's good. Alright, man, kill it. I just snuck a spinball apparently.
19:05
Did you do some partying over the weekend? Did you celebrate your independence? Yo, I celebrated this. Shit, I'm on independence. Donate for kids. Happy America.
19:19
I played a lot of uh, Fight Ball. What is Fight Ball? So, it's a trampoline and a ball. And it's sort of like,
19:28
sort of like volleyball. Pretty cool. Okay. Is prison mode copied from Iron Man? Right, exactly. Do you have spike ball? Hell yeah, Al-Anon. That's neat. Spike ball works in business, man.
19:48
Something is intense going on right now. I'm not sure what it is. I think it's just the game. Yeah, that could be.
19:56
Oh, I screwed that up. The record was set on this machine, Jaded, that is correct. 45 tilts. Tell me that ain't for donkers.
20:12
No good. I can't get control of the ball. I'll allow this. This is the new code. Yes, it is. Oops. If you go, they added a lot more naked zombies.
20:37
Oh, you got blood evaporating, my friend. Should I go for it? Clear those three targets one more time and you're done. Then you can go for prison during that.
20:46
There we go. There, now shoot prison. Oh, there we go. Two more times. To prison. You have a... One more baby. Shit. It's all good, you got Riot, right? It's good money. And you get your 2x wall. I hope so.
21:06
No good gophers would be a great thing to have here. Gotta get it started before I drain. Shit. Get it. Yeah. Did it get in time? I hope so. I hope you did. I don't know if I did.
21:21
Big fat animal. Which mission has you screaming at Carl? Nice dude. Alright, Ricky is about to open this thing wide up guys. He currently has blood
21:33
back and creepy multi balls with stabs. And the mode he is going is riot, so he wants that shot that is just to the left of his face. Yep, you're there. With your two legs. Eugene, our gaming, what's up buddy? Take the cannon man. Alright, have a good one man, I named my iPhone Titanic, Coral. It's pinking. Coral mode, stop the damn jokes. Dude, this is sexy. He's got three and a half million subscribers. He's trying to get that right again. Is that a bicycle girl going? He killed her too. She's done. He's done. Nice save. Get some open kills.
22:27
Oh my god. Murdering. We're meeting up on Friday if you want to come. No, no. We're at UGR. This is a sexy game you got going, sir. You have 141 million points. Seriously? Oh, there it is. There it is. Holy sharts. Where the hell did that come from? I don't know. All right. Well, I guess I need blood bath, too.
22:59
Coral. Richie T. Blowing it up. He has some walkers. All right. Here we go. Blood bath arena. Lock it in.
23:19
Thanks, Kiersten. Come on, buddy. Don't be a D. 35 million from Bloodbath. Nice. Come on. Drop it. That is a hard target to hit on purpose. Oh my god. It's also a dangerous target to hit on purpose. I still haven't pounded yet. You get to put in ten letters. I know. Or you can do three. It's up to you.
23:50
I set it so that it's more than just three. Cool. Good freaking work, dude. Ball one. Or game one, I see. Game one. I thought you guys had all the high scores in this thing. I just updated the code. Oh, I see. I think that's right.
24:14
Jack, you think the walking dead is a long-term keeper? tradition that's up to Nick Vegas up there. It's fun, I'm not gonna lie. Alright, you start us off with that. Bicycle Girl, you probably got Bloodbath too, and Riot. Because there were no scores on this folks, and now he has five of them, four of them. Go for it. At least there wasn't like a six score on there. There you go, blow it up. See, it's full of walkers.
24:46
Beep! See, it is full of walkers. Ding dong! I've been trying to just get that... Oh, kiss it! I love octaves instead of bascoism. It just, it just works. So you just...remember... Can you tell me how to do it? Uh, it's a setting to just disable the doors. That is a good study. Between The Walking Dead and Metallica, which one would you pick? I'd play Metallica over this.
25:16
Well, I don't know. Yeah. Heck yeah. Wow, that was blown out. Holy tamer. Don't dead. Open inside. Yeah, so you can read. Everyone reads.
25:34
I'd say Metallica over this. Yeah. Yeah, it is. But the dude's gonna, or not this dude, because I just, yeah. The, the, oh yeah, dude. All day.
25:45
Hello, can I get the freaking ball before light ends? Okay. Perfect. Perfect kill. Please come down clean, I'll burn you in a fire.
26:03
Thank you. Yep. First aid. Yo. My man. You nailed it. Alright, now we're going to light them. Hello, Mom?
26:14
Um, what? So, didn't someone say barn is worth more or something like that now? Are you? I think that's what... You're like trying to screw me right now, game. The only way to do it is at your... I can't get the barn open.
26:37
Thank you. Keep coming. Nailed it. Oh! That saves all your mobs. Oh, get up there. Are you trying to read what the... Yeah. It's not quite worth the farm. Worth the farm.
27:07
Oh man, the barn's worth some moonlight. Ah. Please calm down. I love you. I've always loved you. Oh, now I hate you. I hate you a lot. Oh my God, please.
27:37
I get it because of his insides. Oh, crap. Nice. Woo! And no warning. Whoa. Yeah, guys, you're fine. You're fine. Oh, come on. I hit that.
27:59
Okay, here we go. Nailed it. Oh, all the way up. That would have been great. One. Crap. Killing Malkers.
28:28
Alright, come on. Oh, yes, I love you. Oh. Don't take your hands off the game, Internet. I really want that multi-kill. Yep. Oh, you hit. Oh, my God. All right, well. So, when hitting the banks for bloodbath, I've had times where it doesn't register when knocking it down. Is that during certain modes? What's up, Dirt Up? So, what's happening is when you knock one of the banks, you're going to hit the other one. So what's happening is when you knock one target down, it locks in that word. Okay. Then you've got to clear the rest of that bank to finish and solidify that word. Then it's going to start going through the other ones, and you want it to stop on the next one, lock it in place, clear it. So you can lock in the same one. You can screw up. Yeah. Because that has happened before. Yeah, you can screw up. I've screwed up a lot of Merrill Locker rooms. Are we in the danger zone? It's not a frown. Womp womp. Oh anonymous, thanks for posting that link dude. Hey, what's up Roy? My man. It's also sort of like really ridiculously dangerous to do that because it just creates aside, you want to avoid in pinball at all times. Oh, make it up. Also, this doesn't seem to be strong enough for bouncing mirrors or something. I didn't want it. Did you see the top and the top? Oh, no, I'm talking about the plunger. Wow.
30:23
Do you miss that East Vincent? Yeah, no. Oh crap. Oh crap, what have I done? I can't save it, I have two dangers. Oh my god, I just gotta get Bloodbath and then take her for a walk. Take it for a walk.
30:45
Gotta take blood deaths for a walk. Get them walking. The lighting effects on the prison are better now? Oh, right on.
30:59
Boom. Oh, fart. Okay. I'll take that ball safe. I don't think I really deserve it. Have a good one, buddy. See you in the future. in the past, in the future.
31:19
No! That's the first tilt of the week. That's probably the first tilt of the week. Ladies and gentlemen, tilt number one.
31:29
This game didn't change nearly as much as the last update. Yeah, the last update helped a lot. They're just fine-tuning it now.
31:37
Which I can appreciate. Alright, let's get a high score. Oh, I screwed that up. A lot. One. Oh my god. If I don't get bloodbath I'm probably gonna flip the game over
32:04
Thanks. Yep! Oh I got scared there for a second. Alright now we gotta hit the person a couple times.
32:17
Is that the edible? Yep. Two more hits on prison. One more hit to prison. There it is. Just in time. My man.
32:46
Yep, and still one more add-a-ball. If I can hit the freaking target. With all these balls, you're telling me, okay.
32:59
I was going to say, all these balls bouncing, you ain't giving me that one. You got a whole bunch of balls right here?
33:13
I don't know. We gotta hit some more mult, multi-fields. Oh, screw that up. Mom? Oh, you son of a... Don't hit the kids. Right into another multiball. Oh, mama, speeda, dolla, dolla. Yep. Rip his face off. Perfect. Just what I wanted. Oh god, this game's actually opening up for me. I'm feeling okay with this game now.
33:51
Some really gross noises coming out of the... There we go, multi-kill. We got another multi-kill we gotta get our hands on.
34:04
Oh, that was almost a ridiculous nightmare. Internet, I hope you're watching this. Oh, I hit that person bar. I'm sorry.
34:23
What's 2x0? Oh, 2x0? Yep. That was a nice multiple round. Thanks, guys. Uh, no, Walker, Will Walker did not mix in with the other two multiballs. I just, I was one shot away from it and started it as soon as the other multiballs ended.
34:53
Alright, um, I want that multi-kill right there. Bloodbath carried... Oh! Where is that frickin' tunnel shot? Oh, that... Oh, yes, that was it. Got it. Hell yeah. Now we need that ramp or crossbow here. Okay. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Multi-kill. Oh man. So per the newer code, just before this one, you can't stack prison with well walker. Guys, just so you know. Oh, I hit that. So, it looks like over on the bloodbath, you got two already... Yeah, that's confusing. I don't understand that. Is that right? I shouldn't.
36:06
Oh, I cannot find that crossbow shot. That's a cute score. That's a pretty cute... Let's knock that target down and see what happens. Oh, he killed you. It was a multi kill? How was that a multi kill? Um, that's a great question. Oh science! Horde mode baby! I just gotta get it. Oh yes, oh yes! Who's your daddy? Jack T, who's your daddy?
36:40
Oh no! Wow. Let the bodies have the voice. Oh my god. Your bonus was twice my cost. Internet. Holy crap. Uh...
37:11
We're gonna spend a minute typing something in. See if it fits. it won't fit how annoying is this 326. Oh my god. Two multi-kills away from Horde? Oh my god. Yeah. Wow. Guys, this is great. Yeah, we'll get a billion in no time. I'll start us off. That's interesting that hitting that last target gave you that multi-kill though. Oh my god. Okay, so we're going to go ahead and get the last target. Interesting that hitting that last target gave you that multi-kill though. Oh my god. Okay. Screw that thing. Richie, don't put that on. It's disgusting.
38:05
It's actually really, actually disgusting. It seemed to give you some power though. Yeah, right? That was a crazy last fall. Thanks guys. It felt good.
38:16
And that was the first two games where we got at least over 200. Holy crap. It's going to be a good week, ladies and gentlemen. It's gonna be a good one. Give me that blood. Oh, you. Dirt up. Two GCs already. Yeah, man, that's great. The Jack. Ladies and gentlemen, my name's Jack Danger. I love you. I'm glad you're here. Even though it's Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Different machine every week for an entire week. We hopefully you learned something I drink a lot
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Snapchat your mom's all that other stuff Okay, I Thought I saved that that was an hour in the pops and then nothing
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Think we can hit half a billion for T.C. this week easily. Yeah, man. It's not a billion I mean you were pretty much there. Yeah Yeah, if you had gone to Horde you would have gotten there no problem. Also, both of those games, the big games that we had were shit. Sorry, Donated Kids, terrible two first balls. And then Monster Ball 3. Oh, that's just rockin' it in town. It saved it. Wait, no it did not. Man, you got screwed. I was not ready for that. That thing does. Horde has... you have to shoot Woodberry to get Horde. Once you light Horde, you have to hit Woodberry. That magnet though. Good grief. Woodberry. Donate to Q! The Walking Dead is a one ball game. I'm starting to feel that man. Whoa, wiggly spark! Thanks for the you know you're sexy and all that jazz
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yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep Yeah that plunger does seem kind of weird You know what it is It's rubbing against the auto launcher, so we're going to have to figure out what's going on there. How's everyone doing today? Wiggly spark. We're doing incredible. I love your face. Thank you for coming. I think that all it has to do is cross that out. Boink. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Don't get fancy! Oh god! Getting too fancy. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Solid gold. You need to click the quick-moke-kill insert, start horde by shooting that wood-beard shot. Yeah. Nope. Nice. Nope. It would be nice if it was that. Alright, you're...oh! You get in there. I'm just bouncing around. What are the sunglasses?
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Of course, the latter found this play... Oh, dude, Medieval Madness is your favorite? Hell yeah. Man, I could not hit all that. Horde mode is definitely going to pay off for the first person that gets it. I was pretty close. I was too multi-filler-wise.
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Oh, spark. Very barked. Wiggly spark. Yeah, Medieval Madness is a great game, man. I need to holler at Sturdy to see if we can't get one of those, too.
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Oh! That's something real. Richie T driving the car too hard. Ride it hard, put it away with. Nailed it. Is this my ball?
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Yeah. I have a terrible, terrible, terrible... Oh, God, yeah. But I don't want to hear it on my channel. Nailed it. Oh, baby, come on.
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Liv, you mother... Wait, what the hell is that? I've never seen that graphic before. All right, well, we go from 310.9. The scores are dropping.
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Wiggly, yeah, I gotta figure out where I can get my hands on one. I'll probably get one of the remakes here pretty soon.
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How the F did PewDiePie make $7.5 million last year? By making crazy voices with his mouth and just doing ridiculous YouTube videos.
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Must be nice. Guys, help me make $7.5 million this year. Let's do this. And then I'll battle PewDiePie on a game of, I don't know, Twilight Zone. One-handed.
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I like that. I love that. Just dump him in the face. You beat me, sir. That means you get to start us off. Okay.
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Yeah, Chaos, the reason the tilt... What's the... where am I looking for here? The highest amount of kills we've had on any machine is this machine because this machine is such a... ...butt. It's a fun butt though. Agro, honestly, I love you. You da man. You da man. How long have you guys been playing today and when can I come up and burst you again? We've only been playing for... what time did we play? About 40 minutes.
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Nailed it. Nailed it. Is that too much? Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Agro. To call everyone dude and brother, I apologize.
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It's just hard to know. But I love you. And, you know, holding hands and blowing burps in each other's faces and all that fun stuff. That's what ladies like, right? Richie with the 17, 18 even. Putting up the scores. Give me the money. No whammies. Stop! Oh, that felt good. Oh, the clear. All right, Stevie. Hey, Jeff. I want the multi-kill. Please! Oh, don't tilt, I will freaking... You multi... These
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fingers though. Uh, copper mugs make everything taste like paint. Eyes in every direction, Uh, copper mugs make everything taste great. Eyes in every direction. You're coming over. You get that back. I know. No, it didn't feel too good. You drinking a mule over there? No, just whiskey in the jar-o. You like some whiskey in the jar-o? No, I'm good. Okay.
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Whiskey in the jar. Oh, yeah. Please make it. Come on, walking dad. Keep the day to the door. Okay.
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Alright, let's see what we can get here. Next. Next. Shoot! Nailed it! Oh baby, that was clean! Let's try to get Bloodbath and Ball too here, huh? Um, getting lots of emails right now. See, what garbage is happening right now with this flipper?
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Clean. Clean yourself. Oh God, my license. Yep. Stay. Copper mugs. Copper mugs for thugs. Oh, here we go, kid. Can we do it with one shot? Nope, you can't hit it at all. Well, we got a barn rolling, so that's fine. That's like we're going to take a map. Ah, I thought that was going to work. Enough hot burritos, please. Yes. You nailed it. Love you, love you, OSF.
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Alright, let's work on, um, my Feet and Stands. Can you hit the free-thumb thing? There it is. Well, I'm trying to hit, like, Barn or something, too.
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Or Riot, or... Any shot! Shotgun blast! Do I have prison rolling? Do I have prison going? I have to be just like an animal already. I don't know, this has been rolling for a while. I can't hit a single shot! Oh my god, internet, what is happening right now?
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That's a barn full of walkers. There we go. Thank you. And prison. I mean, uh, bicycle. Little girl in 2X.
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Oh, yeah, shocker. Yep. Nope. Yep. Nope. Oh, you fart. Okay, live. Oh, my God, live. Luke Tyler, please, Mom, please calm down.
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I'm feeling one multi-kill at all this. Only got one multi-kill? I'm feeling you got robbed. Perhaps.
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Ugh, hit the fricking stack. Well, not the stack. Oh, the baby flip. Baby flip to save your life. I chuck wagon for two months in a row, brother. The love. I love you. We're in love now.
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Internet chuck wagon. The only place to get all of your internet. Oregon Trail supplies. How many well walkers do I need? One. Nine. Thank you. One.
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Folks, can I get some slippers up for my chuck wagon seat? Thank you! I chuck wagon. And you chuck wagon. We chuck, we chuck in wagon screw. Oh, give me that back. You know he wants it. Oh, yes. The fumble is real.
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Reekin' ding dong. We can do better. Hi, Chuckwagon. Thank you very much, sir. I love your face. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Wrong flipper, guys. We can eat it and grab it? I never heard that one. You can eat zombies? Uh oh, did they put something in here that's not supposed to be in there yet? Did the new season involve eating zombies? Dun dun! Double macaroni out of that. I will take it.
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And I'll take that. Wait, I won't take that. Don't take that, Richie. Don't take it, Richie. Alright, um, well, we've done all the milky buttons.
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But it looks like we're pretty close to another bloodbath if I can nail down weapons. Unless I gotta clear it all twice, which would suck.
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In fact, I think that's pretty sad. And now I'm sad. Now I'm really sad. Give me ball, please. Please. Give me ball, please.
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You like ball, sir? Clean. Oh, what? What? That hit every toy on the play field. Alright, so, yes, I gotta do bloodbath twice now to get blood back. Bloodbath? Yeah. I gotta solidify all these lights twice. But it starts with you like halfway through, right? Yeah. Well, because in the multiball he was like hooking it up. Oh, I'm cooking it up. Oh, gosh. Yes? No! Oh, God! Liv! I love you! Alright, we got food locked in. Let's go for... Oh! Okay. I changed my mind. I don't want any of that. Kiss it. No way. That's a tilt. Not a tilt. Apparently not. I have two more targets for bloodshed. This is going to be a good one. I'm going to go for the bloodshed. What? Two more targets for bloodbath. It hit right when it was going back. Oh my god, guys. Internet. If we can make this happen, I'm making out with all of you. That's a lot of internet to make out with. I got a lot of saliva to go around, ladies and gentlemen. That's like the attempt of trying to have Santa's every woman move in the United States. It's not possible. Well, it's not that it's not possible. Anything's possible, Reggie. Are you freaking kidding me?
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Last target internet Let's knock out We got another mode to pick here Let's get an animal rolling Follows back and forth you think they go
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All this back and forth you think something would happen Oh, you couldn't have touched it. All the way up.
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We're trying to get the add-a-ball here, kids. It's not voting well. No, it's actually... Oh! Is what's happening.
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How much time do you get to try for that? I'm not sure. He's making a fun song. I think that's the right. Yeah, well, let's screw that up. My life's over.
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Alright, should also stop shaking the game since we are on two dangers. Alright, that's a mode. Mode Arena. Puts on chapstick, smacks lips. Alright, guys. Yay, make out stacks! Guys, it's coming. Get ready.
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Get ready for the make out. And then we're going to take out. Oh, man, that's a song right there. Make out, then take out.
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Oh, baby, I love you. Keep killing walkers. Let's keep killing the walkers! Oops, pregnant. Oh, the baby flip. Oh, there's the mulch keel.
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There's the mulch keel. I need arena again. What the crap? There you go. I don't understand the multi... I just played for an hour and I have 180 million points.
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Make out, take out, stake out, fake out. I'll never fake you out, guys. The make out's happening. That was a great win for you.
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I really love a great win for you. Thanks, Dad. Walker's killed. I killed one more Walker than my first one.
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All right. Richie, we are toe-to-toe. You're toesy-to-toesy. Are those Walkers that are dying in there? Dan, get in, Coral.
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Coral, guys, I love that crap. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense, Coral. Intense.
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You lost, man. Coral, internet memes, dude. Get on the internet. I'm a mess. Where did you guys get the pinball machine, and how did your butts get so awesome? And how old are they? Uh, it's a collection. So some of them are on loan, some of them belong at the studio here. It's all just different places. Yo, Tense, what's up, dude? Long time.
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Oh, I love you. Fudge Alright man kill it Um fudge Hey stay dream Dreaming me How are you Dreaming me Dream I'd like to amass it Wait what does uh Jeff Bridges say in that like dreaming nonsense Well, let's go. What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming.
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I imagine. No, when I'm trying to sleep, I like to listen to interesting things. I think other people would, too.
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Oh, I won't cannibalize these clowns because they taste funny. Oh! That's ridiculous. Guys, good jokes. Good jokes, guys. You're going to scare Richie away, though. He doesn't like dad jokes. I'm fine with dad jokes. When will we be seeing Stern Kiss? I'm shooting for next week. I've got to get on the horn with Stern Reno there. Sugar my lips. Sugar your lips, girl. Okay, let's shoot nothing. That's unsung. Look at this crap. Nailed it. Look at this crap. Bounce past. How's the thing? Oh no. God. When you miss that shot it just dies. It just stops dead where it's at.
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We need some more bloodbath. Extra. Okay, calm down. Shit! Oh my god, Riffy, what's happening? Please? Mom? Why am I wearing pinball glasses? DoomPod, what's up buddy? Are there any other Twitch pinball streams you guys recommend? Yes! Go look up Lethal Frag. He's amazing. I'll nominates and chat their screen sometimes.
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What's up, Meat Setter? There's Papa Pinball, obviously. The old guard, guys. If that's what you're into.
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My mom... My mom was killed by falling books. She only had her shelf to blame. Her shelf coral. Guys, dad jokes. Hashtag dad jokes. She only had her shell in the brain.
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Ritchie, settle down. I'm about to tilt her. Settle down. You're doing great. Um... Bounce, lovey. Skip the thing! Oh, I hit it at the wrong workin' time.
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Me, etc. etc. etc. Okay, now let's get a clean shot at... Boom, three medals! Whew! Yeah, look up the Pinball Wizards. Unfortunately, that's our name. Uh, Doom Pod!
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Listen man, you can, you know, you can watch other streamers or you know, you just stay here. I love you. I missed you
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What the farts Well, it doesn't mean that, oh I nailed that I thought that was a good one Suffering cactus when, whatever
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Oh, is he saying catfish? I don't know. I think he said cactus. Zofra and cactus. Can you hit the last target? Plebs. You bunch of plebs. Oh, thank you.
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Oh, I locked that in a long time. That's okay. I stream pinball every day last week. It was exhausting. I don't know how Dead Slug does it. I don't know how I do it either, man.
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It's all the cocoa. Keeps me going. I'm in love with cocoa. Cocoa Krispies is really nice. Oh, yes. Yamama.
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Alcohol. Yeah, okay. Light bit. I don't want that crap. Just means you're asking to fail. Oh, they changed it so it's only the bottom one. Ah! Oh, I screwed that up.
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Okay, here we go. Oh, interesting. Streaming Pinball is draining. You nerd. That was a great joke. Alright, we'll light up the CDC, and then we'll get down to the last target here in a minute.
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Oh, I nailed that. Boom, son of a... Don't... You frickin' dildo. The dildos, guys. Pinballs can be dildos, too.
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They have a personality. I'm talking like personality. Oh, okay, okay, okay. You lost your first time. Oh, Richie. Always confused by dildos. What the shat? That was beautiful. Hello, beautiful. face palms don't be following nailed it hold over traffic's getting bad so I won't be replying all right good wait a couple do over the closest thing that came extremely pinball arcade no access to physical machines ah back with Becky the machines man real pinballers where I am Yeah.
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Pinball Life, I like the white LEDs, honestly. It makes you feel like a stark, lifeless office building.
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Oh, me etc. That's awesome, dude. He's part of the... What? Why? How? You're fine. Don't complain. No, we're not getting around to it. Did you start checking people's Seekers? It's not in the light. Turn it black. The biggest collection here in St. Louis is shutting down at the end of... Oh, it's CP, man. Yeah, I heard about that. I heard CP's shutting down, dude. That sucks. Yo, pinball 247-365. What up, girl? Or sir. Or dog.
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What up, dog? I'll start saying what up, dog. Do you get dogs on this train? Yo, we got lots of dogs up in this train.
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Smells like up dog in here. Richie's not falling for it. I won't recommend playing this pin in dark places. You'll get the blindage by the light. Yeah, no kidding.
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On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. What's up, dog? Aw, yay! Thanks, guys. Oh! Yeah, you can't... Like, games that are fully LED'd out, you need other lights in the room or you will go blind.
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It's sad, but I have good news for you. The Vegas Collection in Budapest is reopening on August 5th. Oh.
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Awesome. Wait, what happened? That's it? No. Yeah, you beat me. That's fine. I'm a bad scorer. You're doing great. Doing very good.
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What time do you have to leave, man? I think I got two games left. Two games. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, Richie has two more games. Never could get into this pin, this pinball life. You know what? Honestly, when this game first came out, I was like, yo, F that game. But just like every freaking Stern that has come out in the past five years, I don't like the game when it comes out. I love the game once it's been out for a while. It's all the code.
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Coderino! When it first came out, you could only focus on the hardware issues. Now it's actually a lot easier to go. You still have some hardware issues. Yeah, there's still some speed issues.
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Get it! Get it! Oh, I like it. Oh, why did you do that? I knew the second I held my clipper up.
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Bugs and bugs. I'm happy with my Slice and Nugget. Good. Ah, me, etc. That's awesome. What are you, what's the theme? Like, what's the commission?
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Rethemed space shuttle. That sounds awesome. I do intend on retheming the pin. I just gotta find a pin that's destroyed enough so I don't get flack from the community. Another suicide flick. Yep.
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Oh, yeah, back. Totally, man. Back. I think I'll buy ACDC next. You should. It's for a local convention. That's awesome, etc.
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dogs and cats, fish and cows. Wait, what's a... Okay, a cat is to a dog what a fish is to a...
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blank. What's a fish? What's the opposite of a fish? Could it be the opposite? Or just, like... I guess not. Something like a crustacean? Yeah, like a lobster. Yeah.
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Bird? Oh, bird! Yeah! Dude, birds and fish. All day. Toys and Squirrels, yeah, that too. Looking for the ball to settle down. There you go.
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Uh, Mammal, Bird, I like it. Birds are fun. Uh, Pinball Life, I do recommend an ACDC, man, that game is up there with one of my faves. I did that to myself. Yo, old clam That's a great game. Boy, climb down.
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Boy, climb down. Ladies and gentlemen, if you are not following, please click follow. It's free to do, and I love you forever. Probably forever.
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A couple of weeks. Well, for the moment, I think I love you. Thank you so much. Amen. Wait, that's a breath.
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Buh-bunk! No, no. Any idea when you'll be setting up your ACDC? It's set up. It's people just gotta vote on when we're gonna play it. Also, it appears that it's easy to hack our stream, uh, tipping, or I mean our poll tick, Because Twilight Zone was winning handily and all of a sudden Metallica and Walking Dead came out of nowhere. Coral, I opened a new nightclub called Erectile Dysfunction. It was a complete flop. A complete flop, Coral.
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Guys, let's just spend this whole time saying Walking Dead jokes. Ladies and gentlemen, we are also 20 brand new subscribers away from our next two emoticon slots. Also, once we hit that 20, I will be getting a tattoo that I will discuss with you guys, and I will get it somewhere on my person. And it really doesn't matter what it is because all my tattoos are terrible anyway, so. Ooh, man, that AC feels good. 28 million, Richie T. You got this. Taking it home. What ball is this? Three? No way. Guess what? No way. Yeah. No way. All right, well then, let's spice it up. No way. Alright, well then let's bicycle girl it up.
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Love you. Oh yes, the queen! Yes, Rioterino. Bounce, love you, love you, go, go, go. Oh, free Riot. How are you effing my biscuit right now dude? Get up there.
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Did I shoot her in the head? Yeah, she's dead. Yeah. She dead. Well, were you dead? Or what's the term for killing a zombie?
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Put it back to sleep? Damn it. Carl, I swallowed some food coloring. It feels like I died a little inside.
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Do you have a Chicago Flipper tattoo? I do not. I think that would be... Oh yeah, Pinball Life. That Spider-Man looked great, man. I saw you setting that thing up on Instagram. It looked awesome. Jaded, welcome back, man. Dad, laugh. Yes, give me a mini 20 because that was a re-tub. It's got to be original, unfortunately.
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I love you guys to death. Sorry. You still won though, didn't you? Yeah. We got like one more game in you? Yep. Alright, Richie, tiebreaker, man. Here we go. Good luck to you, sir. May the best man lose. man moves, as always. Oh, my butt.
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Wait, I promised Jay that we weren't going to touch. Way to go, Richie. Oh, sorry Jay. Jay. I have one danger, that's all he did. My man. Nope. Get a walker.
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Walker checks screen. Okay. Solid tilt. Sorry. Solid tilt. We're going to give it a minute to calm down.
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Folks, can I get some tilts in the chat, please? Tilt-a-reno. Coral, I saw a Mexican magician last week. He said disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos, and he disappeared without a trace. Without a trace, Coral. Guys, keep them coming. This is freaking hilarious.
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Oh my god. Disappeared without a trace. What? Split tail. Nailed it. Oh my god, the tilts. The tilts are real. Wasn't that bad, I guess. Big tilt. Please? Yes, I love you. And... Get the thing! Nope, you missed. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Don't you dare. Oh my goodness, can I just fix the camera? That was a big move, Cadius. Um, okay, well... Prison.
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Oh, his hand just exploded. Almost a suicide flip. Oh baby, thank you. No tilt arena! No Church Torino.
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Quit doing it. My butt. My butt hurts. I'm gonna beat it! What is this gif? How I assume it feels being on the front page.
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Yeah baby. This ball's stuck in a pop bumper. Guys. Front page type is all the hype. It's the most hype. I love it. I want it every day. And I only get it on Wednesdays and Thursdays. You only get it Wednesdays and Thursdays? Yep.
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They said be ready because at any moment they can put me on the Mighty Squirrel with two runs. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers up for Mighty Squirrel, please?
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Love you. You're amazing and I love your face. I love your face, girl. I love your face. Oh. The power of the mighty squirrels.
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Stub. Hoop. Yeah, stub. Love you. Ball two, Richard. You got this. It's only ball two.
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Nailed it. Damn it. I said nailed it. It didn't go anywhere. Saved it. Richie, when are we going to party or something soon?
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Let's sit at home a lot. I'll fight it. All right, let's party. Let's party. I'm a party Saturday, isn't it? Where? Yo! Can you read that name for me? First one to next. Ex-antrix? Exantrix? Exantrix! Thank you for the follow. You are incredible. You probably smell really good. Or else you wouldn't be in the chat. Oh, suffering cat! Get him! Okay, um, you guys like watching me miss shots four or five times in a row? I think it's pretty fun. What is happening right now? Drop catch. Doom pod. Oh my god. Rage on stream or get the... Alright guys, no winerinos today. Maybe later in the week. Maybe we'll just Let's get stupid on front page day.
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That sounds like fun. That's how you get subs, right? Screaming at the internet, drinking your own pee, all that other stuff.
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Maybe not that last part. I think that gets you kicked off, right? Drinking your own pee? No, I think that's how half the screamers got popular. It did. Yeah.
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Oh, super stupid. bright. Agreed. Also agrees. Grow boobs. Grow boobs usually does help. I'll strike my feet and I have zero subs. Oh, I'm sorry Andrew. Yeah, that's, uh, okay. Either drinking or boobs. Or both. Okay. Oh, no, that's it. I'll just drink a lot of wine, get some breast in plants, we'll call it. Um, oh, Richie. That's it. That's it. I love you, man. Uh, are you done? Yeah. Alright, let's, uh, internet, say goodbye to Richie. Bye, internet. I'm going to keep playing, but I'm just kicking Richie out. Yeah, I'll be back on Friday. Um, yeah, that's right, Richie's coming back on Friday. Alright, brother, drive safely. Alright, man. Have a good one.
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And the... I need shorter jokes. Yeah, Doomfod. I couldn't read that, man. It was way too long. Bye, Ritchel.
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Ritchie is dead. To me. Ritchie looks like he didn't have fun. Oh, he had fun. What? Richie has to leave early because he has to go to work. So that's probably why he's looking like that.
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Liv, nailed it. Nailed it. Hit the freaking bloodbath back target skits ding You doing nothing that I want You're doing nothing. Oh my god. Deadflip is gender neutral, ladies and gentlemen. I'm like Morris B. I'm asexual. I only love myself. Oh, crap. Love yourself. Love your mom. I said shuh. You know what, Foxy? I've never made it to Last Man Standing, but now that we're playing this week, I'm definitely going to try.
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Oh, what the freaking crap was that? Like this. Is that good? Oh, dude, those bra wine holders are insane. Uh, the brassieres that fill up with alcohol and you just sort of drink.
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Ah! Oh, that was loud. Sorry. I'm sorry. Last Man Standing is what you get for killing 100 zombies. Uh, I'm sorry, they're not called zombies. They're called walkers.
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100 walkers. Walked into a bar. Ouch. 100 times. Oh, I don't even have all the lights on in here. What am I doing? Just streaming over here? Like a ding-dong. That's why it was so pale.
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Oh, that's really great. 100 Walker Texas Rangers. Oh, I got to turn the knocker to low. I should do that. What's up? What up, Ben? My man.
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Yeah, trying for last man standing would be fun. 100 Walkers there. Holy crap. That's a lot of Walkerinos.
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All the way, get, oh you son of a... That was my fault. 100. Bad walker. Good man, I'm good. Feel good. Look good. Smell good. Um, let's turn the knocker volume down real quick. Huh? How does that sound?
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Whew! What's up Warwick Rux? How are you? Welcome! To the... Thing! I'm wearing a Batman mask for some reason. It's 900 degrees back here.
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Grrr! Give me the ball back. Try not to die. Fightin' off the girlfriend. Nailed it! That one was really corkscrew.
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Yeah, Pinball Life again. Congrats on that Spider-Man, dude. That's up there with one of the good games.
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I really like Spider-Man. We used to have one here in the studio for a long time. Alright, we're hitting nothing.
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Oh, I wish we could backhand that shot. Huge fart. Coral! That'll never pass. Because it needs a walk. A walk! Why is the rain... Does this machine have a brightness adjustment like Metallica? Why, is it too bright? Here, let me try something.
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Huh? Eh, we'll see. Game isn't going very well. Also the Batman mask, I think someone chewed on it, because we don't have cutting right now.
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Spider-Man got that. Hello. Chew the right loop for what now? Is this a railroad crossing? I don't understand.
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Like that? What happened? I ripped the zombie's head in half? Drop catch. Get rid of it.
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Alright, we're up to nine zombies. Ten. We're up to ten zombies. Walkers. Sorry. Dammit. Get your walkers.
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Whew! Here, I'll put this here so it looks like Batman's playing. No, that sucks. You got enough pops that it could be 1.5 million jackpot at the railroad? Hell yeah, Uncle It just wouldn't fall down.
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Tilt looked a little suspect. Yeah, it might have been. Don't you yell at me. This game's bonus actually isn't that incredible on what my you know what's funny my finger slipped And I didn't mean to let the ball go So we're gonna try this over and let this go away And restart it Mom? Where's my mom? Mom?
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Okay Brightness adjustment feature 135 Same as Metallica You want me to turn the brightness down? See what you guys are seeing These look super blown out to you But it's nothing like that here in real life Real life Hi, Mom.
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Guys, don't talk to my mom. She'll probably do you. Or talk to my mom. You can be my new dad. Oh, I get that.
88:31
Oh, that was weird. Good thing they can't run. That is a joke, harkening back to 28 Days Later, a zombie movie where the zombies could run.
88:47
What's more important, J.D., real life or the Internet? That's a good question. I'm guessing it's the Interwest. The Internet will live on long beyond my own life expectancy, and I'm creating a bunch of content for future nerds to look back on when kids are zipping around on hover brain things and like, they're like, what's YouTube? And someone finds an old, dusty YouTube, dusts it off and plugs it in.
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And I'm trying to tell a funny story here, Walking Dead. Get out of my face. I want to be your dad, but the dog beat me up the stairs. Womp womp What it do Womp womp Okay After this game's over We're going to shoot to see how many walkers we can line up here
89:57
Just re-broadcast and talk about the pinball arcade Pinball's going to become illegal again because of some, like, emissions thing that the solenoids fire off.
90:14
In the head. How much time do you have, a cat? I'm sorry? We're going to be screaming for, like, another hour about.
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Bannock, what's up, buddy? Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't already, please click follow. It's free to do. I'll love you forever. Your face is great. I'll make you a sandwich.
90:41
Hypothetically, I'll make you a sandwich. Sexually, I'll make you a sandwich. Hypothetically. Okay. Uh, I've been neglecting Bloodbath this entire frickin' game.
91:10
Oh, that better not kill us. Of course, Nightgrime. If our tails are Arabian Nights, shit out of speed, you're warning that one could be brutal. Yeah, Buckwheat, for sure. That cardboard pinball was dope. Yeah, man, that one was really awesome. I wanna get my hands on that. Uh, Sizzlefish, this is the new code.
91:32
But this is... The new code that came out like a month before this code, that was the code that changed this game, and it was awesome. This code that just came out like a week ago is like little tiny tweaks and stuff like that.
91:45
I bet that JGP and DP would still be telling people that The Hobbit and The Big Lebowski will be releasing. I have the option to get my hands on a Big Lebowski, ladies and gentlemen, if I so choose to stream said machine. How does that sound? It'd probably only be for a day, but I can get my hands on one.
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Yeah. Also, myself and Nick, Nick that you'll remember from Deadflip, We both worked on the Wizard of Oz machine for Jersey Jack. We did all the Wicked Witch animations, and then I designed all the back-end stuff for all future Jersey Jack pinball machines. It's pretty rad.
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Why wouldn't you stream a BL? It's going to require some doing. When I tried to do it in January, I tried to stream it in January.
92:49
Uh, Universal wouldn't let me do it. Universal told me I couldn't do it. What the frickin' Did you see that? It jumped one ramp and went It jumped up this ramp and went into that ramp.
93:03
Oh my god, that was insane. You fridge. You dirty fridge. Wait, what was I doing this game? Oh, we were shooting for walkers. Damn, I spaced.
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I think you need a multiball to get a serious amount of walkers though. Train, hurry, fast, dummy. Yo, Leeming. Leeming Yang, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Fair use if Universal catches you. Oh, that's fair. I guess. We're in the barn! Guys, guys, barn hype. Oh god. Are you kidding me?
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I played one in New York City and in Allentown, but you can't stream it. Yeah. I've played it plenty of times at different expos.
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But one of the guys that did some of the design and code for Dutch Pinball is a buddy of mine. He's actually the guy that designed the actual live the real deadfoot flippers that some of you won early on in the streams life
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Which I gotta make more of Drop sequence mode equals okay, so the walkers will just come that is what you're saying That was a weird read. Leeming Yang! Thanks for the follow, buddy.
94:44
Leeming Yang. He's so... Leeming. You made Deadpool slippers? I sure did. Jaded owns a pair. Who all has a pair of slippers, Jaded? Do you know?
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Because I forgot to keep a pair for myself. They're awesome, man. And they're William Stern flippers. It's all white. Red extruded stars out of the top and a blue rubber. It looks ridiculous. It looks so good, man.
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I'll probably make some more soon. Now that my stream isn't just two people watching me play pinball.
95:24
Oh, Pinball Joe is up there? What a jerk. I haven't seen him. Tell him to bring him back. Why did I collect that? I'm such an idiot. Oh yeah, Walpurg. Uh, yeah, we're gonna, we're not gonna do another run of t-shirts. We're actually working to fix the t-shirts that are going now, and then we're gonna make new shirts. More simple design, and I'm gonna have them printed up front and then let people order them, because this teespring thing's been a joke. Oh, I don't think you knew me when I was printing them flipper sets, huh?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, G.A. Pinball has a pair. G.A. Pinball has a pair of Densel Clippers. Someone else does, too.
96:25
And Buffalo Pinball won a WWE Translate from me, but then they re-gifted it on their stream. Kappa. Okay.
96:49
Oh, why did I do that? Oh, God, why did I do that? Bounce. Oh, farts. The dead, the dead flip there.
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Can you shoot the freaking... Alright, this is getting embarrassing. You're embarrassing me. Yeah, do that, but actually make it up the ramp. So what's that, like 92, 93 shots? That haven't done anything? There you go.
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I'm going to head off for a bit. All right, Doom Pod, thanks for coming, buddy. See you in a bit. What the? That was a weird feed.
97:55
That was nuts. Yep, your head's gone, buddy. There you go. Doing stuff right. Love you. You know what a really hard shot is in this game? Everything. JK, just riot at the pain in the butt guys.
98:47
That is such a tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. Alright, air ball, hey, kick. There we go, there we go. Oh, you friggin' nerd. You friggin' nerd!
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Yes. Oh, what? That didn't even make sense. Riot equals Korra, exactly. Oh, I looked away. Shouldn't have. That was a good ball one.
99:39
Hey, guys. What's up, RCD? Keystone Defiant. The geometry gods are displeased this evening. They require the sacrifice of many balls.
99:50
The gem shot is like one of the most rewarding shots in any pinball machine. The gem shot on Tron. If you can nail that on purpose, you feel like you just reversed gravity. Like you just figured something out that no one else has ever figured out.
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Clean. Love you. Oh, you farted. Not good. Okay. Okay, we gotta get them weapons down. The camera shot on TZ? I love the camera shot on TZ, man. That's fun.
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It's not as rewarding, though, when you hit it. Alright, weapons. Two more. One more. Are you kidding me?
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Okay. Oh, you fool. You jail. All right. We've got to wipe these targets down, and we are money making.
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Money making, party breaking, booty shaking. Oh, that's one. That's two. That's a tall serve. We've got to make it, guys. Hit the shot. Don't be a jerk. I said don't be a jerk.
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Love you. Hit the big guy. Okay. We need the edible. Give me another ball. Give me another ball.
101:44
Whoa, Skippy, thanks for the house, man. There you go. There you go. No longer multi-ball? Finally. Alright, we gotta get that 2x point here, too. We gotta find that riot shot. On purpose, like. Oh, come on.
102:37
Really, dude? Now you're going to find 2x? Get out of here. What a ding-dong. Well, we still have the prison we can get.
102:54
Crap. Go crap. Call your mama. Stop. Liv, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, buddy? You okay?
103:24
Barn, shoot barn! This is a great win for you! No it isn't! Ding dong! Seven million, Bicycle Girl Champion! Hahaha! Don't neglect modes, get that cash. Yes, but playing modes with a multiball, way sexier. I feel. I think he's cooter's ass. Whatever he said. Hit everything. everything
104:30
our local t w d doesn't have codec video rtd you get there the thing that's about updating code is it takes a solid half an hour. It's ridiculous.
104:51
Cow-ho? Girl, you a cow-ho? Okay. Listen. Get up there. Farts. Guys. RIP Rustin Hoops. Rippin' pepperonis.
105:23
The feed is still dirty in this game. Code can't fix that. Okay. Oh, nice miss, ding dong. All right, ready? Food. Got one. Locked it in place. Rest in peace. Dad flop. Dad flap. Yo, don't look at my dad flap.
106:01
I had to do it. Can you hit the freaking... Yo, what up, Barney Rubble? I got the accuracy of a freaking stormtrooper over here, guys.
106:25
Don't! Yo, mom flaps. Uh, gross. Don't talk about my mom's flags. Uh, that sucks, guys. That sucks. What the?
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Flip. Come down. Uncle Carmy, you're going to be here soon, man. That's awesome. What's going on, Drake? And that's our fun. And play some pinball. Yo, number one.
107:03
Oh, the reflexes of a frickin' Puma over here. The saves are getting a little too real for me right now, kids. Just need to knock this. Really? What are some good starter pins to buy if you're opening up an 80's themed pinball arcade? Ooh, get a Bally Radical immediately.
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Bally Radical. Buy it. Get it. Do it. Bally. Bally Radical. Did I mention Bally Radical? If the bar is about the 80s, Bally Radical.
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80s and 90s I feel can be sort of interchanged a little bit. Okay, we're close, kids, we're close. Barn.
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Just going to knock down these targets. One more, baby, one more. Knock it down. Boom. Yeah, mama.
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Oh, you mama. Animal. Okay, now 2x, please. No? All right. Barn Arena? Give me that 2x. What have I done?
109:08
Just draining all the balls, kids. Draining them all. What do I get for trapping? Oh, get up there. Oh, farts, man. Pissing me off. There it is. Oh, that was a 2x barn shot that didn't seem to do anything. Guys, the gobbles were real. I missed the gobbles as well. Gary gobbled them. RIP all
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the gobbles. Great game! Uh... Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yo, respect, Wanko. You got that barn champ. Oh, yeah. We turned that down good and quiet. All right. We're getting, like, solid 100s here. We can, uh... This game really is now just all mode. Why? My finger keeps sliding off the damn... Oh, my God. Give me the ball. I'm starting to scrap over.
111:29
Put it on the floor. Putting in random chatter's name for high score? Might as well. I'm tired of putting my name in. Go away. Stop this.
111:43
Yeah. Yeah, so I need to put up a bigger score for beer snobbery. A hundred of you are going to cut it, man.
111:49
Someone's eating mac and cheese in the office. Uh, what? You can smell that? That was a full freaking wipe. The sexiness.
112:11
Damn it! I'm tired of putting my name in cheesy problems. Guys, it's hard being a grand champ, okay? It's also hard sweating, sweating like a fat beached whale.
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The whale. I screwed up all one. Let's make this happen. Snail! This plunder needs to be fixed, man. Send this crap back.
112:42
Yes, I will not be drinking any coolers anytime soon. Please, Mom? You gave me a pull wipe and now you can't even play. Nice shirt, Dad. Fizzin' masks. Thumbnail duds. Are you kidding me, dude? Whoa! Aggro, yes. The D&D game is great and, honestly, one of the best soundtracks on any pinball machine. When you listen to the music on that game, you can hear how, like, every hip-hop artist in the world has ripped off a sample from that game.
113:26
It's crazy how good it is. It's not good. Oh, a key sound. Sorry about that. Good, good, I wanted that gone. We used to have one just a block away and I'm sad it's gone. Alright, this is it guys. Big money game. The shame, the shame. The shame. The shame I feel, Internet. The pin shame. Oh, that's, uh, yeah, that's my dad telling me to play better. My dad's Steve Ritchie, by the way. Play better! Alright, we got this. We got this. We got this. Nailed it.
114:37
Yes. Perfection. You do! Give me the ball back. Oh my god. Gosh. I'm only doing this one more time. I'm turning this off, actually. The ability to reset the game. It's a little annoying.
114:53
Half a tilt. What is half a tilt? One and a half dangers? Fudge you, man. This game. All right, guys. We're good. We got this. We got one letter.
115:16
We got one word set. Yep. We got students locked in. We're ready. We're ready for this. Don't do which heck we need you.
115:28
All right. There's food. Mode. What mode? Let's do C. CNC, CNC, CNC, CNC, CNC, CNC, I'm an idiot. Crap.
115:48
Crap. Farts. Crap. Guys. really? Man. Dude, Wrestlemania is fun. Don't get an Avengers. I don't know what's going on in chat, but if you're talking about buying an Avengers, don't do it.
116:22
Am I even here right now? What's happening? Are there any physical ball locks in this game? No, there are not.
116:43
You got four with WWF? Meh. I enjoyed it while we had it. Bloodbath. Come on, one wipe baby, wipe it off. Damn it.
117:06
Damn you! Oh my god. I'm not gonna get it. We're not gonna get it! One more. Make out, take out. Alright, we need a mode here, kid. We need a mode.
117:36
Wait, I didn't start bloodbath? Oh, I did. I did hit bloodbath. Start...hit the freakin' target! target. Oh, I'm about to take a blast off and hit that target. Does it count? Oh my god. It doesn't. It doesn't count. My life. Welcome to my life, kids. Stern is scared to physical ball locks. Yeah, that's true. Nailed it. BUDS! You got BUDS! You got mail! Hey! Remember AOL? Oh, you're still using it? Yeah! I was in this chat room yesterday. It was called, what was it, Presidents of the United States of America Fan Club.
119:01
All anyone wanted to talk about was Lump, but I'm like, dude, Peaches is a much better song. You just want to talk about what's on the radio, you know. It's like, get over yourself.
119:18
Couldn't say that. Time to fire Jack. Get a real player in there. Aw, rude. Rude. Banned. Just troll arena.
119:34
Uh, what? To enable TCPIP sock? I don't know what that means. Are you trying to hack store my computer?
119:51
I cannot find... Where is that? I think Teaches was on the radio also. Yeah. Fair enough. Pussy-Pernin' lookin' so satisfied.
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Pussy-Pernin' lookin' so satisfied. You, Teaches, are crap. You were an AOL admin, hell yeah, dude. I'm not a Pussy-Pernin' admin. I'm a Pussy-Pernin' admin. Yo, well, admin, hell yeah, dude.
120:25
Dirty hair. Yo. The president of the United States of America. Alright, I'm going to find the shot from the cradle. Where is this?
120:44
That is so dirty and freaking tight, I can't believe it. Well, that doesn't count, because that was rolling.
121:07
Guys, I can't... Jack, don't dance with the machine again. You've got to move the whole machine again. I don't care.
121:17
That noise there... Hey, girl, you want 33 days of internet? Ping Got that CD Poop Yo girl I like that dress It would look better on the internet Poop.
121:47
We got a walker. Gross. Get. Go. Man, we are just walking this walker. You can't put dresses on in line.
122:13
Alright. Okay, we're doing good. Let's hit bing dong. You got these ding-dongs? Now we just need to keep that alive, right? Free the internet, yeah man.
122:32
Hack the planet. Hack this freaking planet. Thank your mom. Oh, nipple stew, yeah. Okay. Doesn't even look like skin under here.
123:03
Just all tattoo. Alright. Which planet are we hacking? I'm guessing Uranus. No? No, you... Oh, we're not doing that. Okay. You're not hacking your nest. Jake needs some wine. Guys, I'm drinking whiskey out of the jarrow.
123:30
Bounce, bounce. Gotcha. What time is it? All right, screw this crap. We're going to play one more game after this. What are you going to stream? Johnny Mnemonic. Oh, yo, give me a Johnny Mnemonic and I'll stream it.
124:03
Alright. I've stopped Arena because I want to get good at this. Yep. Oh, yep. Yep. Oh, crap. Oh, damn, that was good. You had that stuff unlocked.
124:29
For what? Oh, arena? Doesn't Gat... Oh, I wonder if Gatman has a shiny in his mind. Yeah, I think Buffalo
124:51
Pinball Stream Blown once. Um... Come on, we can do better than this. Bounce, bounce, get up there! Hehehehe. Suck it! Ooh, nailed it. Yep.
125:13
The bounces. Pinsies. Alright, what mode do we want? Tunnel seems like it might be fun and hard to shoot. How am I doing this? How did I just hit that three times in a row? Oh my god, 10 million for what? What did they do? 25 million, this is beautiful. The modes. The modes are all the money in this game.
126:24
I want to know who they re-gifted that WWE Translight to. Did they give me a shoutout when they gave it out?
126:36
What are some of your favorite pins for the heart? Centaur. Centaur is incredible. It's very like Geiger looking, HR Geiger. It's like blacks and whites and reds and that's it. And it is beautiful. Groot!
127:32
Crap. Crap. Live. Live. Not that. Old Chicago's beautiful, that's true. Old Chicago's very beautiful. Missed it. Missed it. And she's dead. Killed her. Killed her. Go for Woodberry. What? And the clickers to toggle the shots. No, okay, I know. I just, the plunger on this is screwed up, so I'm not trying to do it anymore. The plunger's too messed up to try to hit it properly.
128:32
I'm collecting some walkerinos here. Oh, crap, I'm sorry. Stop. Just shut your mouth. We have 15 walkers.
129:02
How many slap saves are you going to make me do here, Doug? Like that. You see it didn't even go up. Trash.
129:13
Frickin' trash. The new rewards, the very first one is Light Bit. Awesome. Come on. Does he run the machines or does he straight up buy them? Tom's guy, it's sort of a mix of owning them. some people dropping them off and then yeah there's just a lot of donation going on here a lot of donation
130:07
Yeah, a lot of Zachariah games are super beautiful. Hate that one. Yeah. Beer snobbery. Has to not spend it on dead beer. I won't. I won't spend it on dead beer. In fact, I put your name in the machine for, what is it, Barn Champion?
130:33
Oh, my God. Get out of here. You're freaking half. Damn, kill shot. Hello? Come on. That sounded like squashing a meal.
130:59
The dead fingers are lit. Oh my god. What'd you drink, Endanger? just whiskey out of a copper mug for now until I buy some fancy beer for beer snobbery. Beer snobber bros? Guys, beer snobbery, I'll let you know that we did not go through with any old-style or TBR sponsorship. it. Yet anyway. That was a really weird backhand. Oh, I hit that. Are you going to Gameworks or Logan's tomorrow? Uh, probably. Is Gameworks tomorrow? Man, I haven't been to Gameworks in forever. Oh, that juggler. I kind of miss Gameworks. Please? Alright, check it out. Here's Woodbury. So, it's light fit, 1,500,250. And then... I don't understand why it's like staying in one spot now.
132:22
Because you can move... Whatever. Plants! I love plants! Thanks for following me, plants! Guys, it's plants.
132:38
Oh my god. My life. I had a pinball wizard IPA this weekend, that's a thing? Does it taste like Novus? Plants? It's Jeff! Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. There's a lot of Jeffs in the world. Like the one whose wedding you went to in June. What? Jeff H. With hair longer and bolder than the sun.
133:24
Brother, how are you? And how is your wedding lights thing going? I mean, how's being married going for you?
133:35
Well, I... I love plants. Good to see you, dude. Thanks for coming. There actually is a Pinball Wizard IPA. Can we like buy it all and throw it in the river?
133:56
Oh, that's gonna be... Oh, come on, you ding. What mode am I running right now? DDC? Oh, you just blitzed. Oh my god, get out of here. So reading the new code, every time you complete the fish tank, you get better rewards? Oh, awesome.
134:48
Pilsen, 4th of July, got blown up. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, we have 8-bit pale ale here also. 8-bit's pretty good.
134:57
I want to... I want to design a pinball beer for somebody. If someone will let me do it. Goose Island, freaking Revolution, anybody. Arcade, I'll take anything.
135:12
I just want to design a pinball house with that. Spunky fresh. Are you seeing this crap? Unsavable nonsense.
135:23
Oh, Beck, yeah, you're coming Thursday. Awesome, dude. Add another nickel to yours. Tight and tilt 9.9%. Oh, the sound of organs. I'm closing the door window because... Ah, Skippy, have a good one, buddy. Watch out for that outbreak. Oh, I'm back. For s'mores. Trash. Fucking trash. Look at this. Look at on this thing. Alright. Whoa. I didn't let go of the flipper. I sort of did. Here we go. Gotcha. Toss over. Love you. Nailed it. Alright. Let's pick him up. We'll get CDC. Nope. Rage. Rage. I'm building up my x-guys. Oh crap. What? Live? Live more? More than you're living now?
137:46
It's like crazy Grateful Dead hippies. Yeah dude, Grateful Dead is in Chicago and they are causing a ruckus.
137:59
You don't want to eat me right now? That's weird. I don't want to eat you. Crap. I didn't mean to do that.
138:16
You son of a... I had one shot left. Oh my god. No chances, no 90% percent. Guys, I won't rage to you, alright? I'm trying not to get super pissed.
138:31
Although this game brings it out of you. Yeah, Uncle Carmy, I had another CDC shot to make, too. That would have, like, mopped up. I wish I would have hit it.
138:49
Take that, Walkers. Okay, okay, calm down. Toxic Ratman, how's it going, buddy? Oh, I'm angry, I'm angry.
139:15
And I missed that, of course, because that's what humans do. Oh, I should have finished up the bloodbath here, huh?
139:27
Whoa, that was a little baby flip. Clean. Oh, you freaking ding-dong. Ruin it for everybody. Damn it.
140:12
Build up that X. What do you do for a living, Jack? RC, dude, I am an animator by trade. I do animation.
140:20
2D, 3D, hand drum, butt stuff. Whatever you want. It's all animation. What do we do when a chemist dies, Coral? We bury him. We bury him, Coral. Oh, my God, Agro, you're killing me.
140:39
The jokes. the jokes are on point. Extra butts. All about that butt stuff. Guys, I'm sorry. I'm a butt guy. What can I say?
140:52
I am a butt guy. You better guess what I thought. So I'm not a boob guy. I'm a booty guy. I like the booty.
141:08
Lightning. Freaking lightning. dude. Crap. I didn't mean to waste the X on that. I was trying to build it up. What the What freaking science is that?
141:34
Kabooty for days! This machine can't even... yeah, okay. This game don't like any of us, though. Thank you!
141:54
Crap. Live. live all day. Oh my god. Nothing wrong with a little... Nothing wrong with a little poopy play. Gross, dude. Welcome to the internet. Nothing's off limits. What's a zombie's favorite A teddy bear. A teddy bear. This thing was rare. How is it not tilting when you shake
142:36
it like this? Are you saying that? Thanks for the follow, buddy. Your name's hard to pronounce. I'm making out with you, is it? All right, come down. Oh my god, I'm freaking sick. All right, hold on. We gonna kill walkers or what? Nothing.
143:32
Hold. Dead, no one else. Got that walker. Whoa, that was cool. Pop bumpers keep the ball save rolling, which is great.
144:08
One danger. That actually kind of hurt my arm. Injury baby. Injury. Alright, it's not going to my target. Nailed it.
144:30
Okay, what? What garbage are you into now, Danger? Shoot any of these, man, with all that money. Look at all the money. Pindri Pale Ale. Don't pull a Richie. Yeah, no kidding. Folks, Richie that was here earlier, fun fact about him, every summer that guy would just break his arm or his leg. It's just what he did and it's what he was known for. He just, he would hurt himself.
144:58
And in the dumbest ways, too. I remember one time he broke his arm just by my friend lifting him up. That's all he did. Just picked him up, broke his arm.
145:08
He has hollow bones. It's produced...domer? It's avian bone syndrome? Alright, so, we have two... We've had two bad balls. We're gonna need this prison multiball. If we can get our hands on it. I'm gonna use this to get blood back.
145:41
Uh, screwed that up pretty bad. Hollow bone! Yes, hollow bone! Okay, do you see that frickin' air ball that just drained one of my balls? Are you effing kidding me dude? What? Man. A million bucks. Not what I wanted. Alright, Gerson, that's good buddy. That is wild. You're being wild. Bang back for the yarn.
146:46
Doors. The other one doors open. The voice actor, guys. The voice actor. On point. Alright, so... Oh my god.
147:01
Is that ball three? Pissed. Alright. Alright, last game of the night, lords and ladies. Friends, friends and family discount.
147:16
I'm getting allergic to playing pinball, Sniffles. It's an unfortunate side effect of being amazing at pinball.
147:28
Bull wipe, just kidding. Wait, which door? Which, that door? This one? Oh, crap. This game's a freaking piece of crap.
148:00
I can't wait to play this on the front page and just be streaming pro fantasy the entire time. It's going to be great. Look at this crap. Let's get horde mode. Okay.
148:11
Let's get a little horde mode action going here. Yep. See it. Trust the balance. Yep. Nailed it.
148:22
Nailed it. Barn. Barn skis. Barn full of walkers. Alright, clean. Clean, yo, still. Ooh. As long as I can get some clean feeds out of here, man, I'm fine.
149:00
Yeah, I don't want to be me either. That thing had like a... Letter soup. What's up, buddy? Letter soup. This soup made out of a million letters mailed by sad prisoners to the sexy dudes that they're trying to make out with. I mean ladies.
149:34
No, I mean dudes. Alright, we can do this. Let's get three more hits to the big guy here. Relax. Calm down.
149:50
Rolling solo? I sure am. Okay. Uh oh, Gabe's busted. How do I do that? What was the purpose of that? Oh! Uh, do we exploit that ball being stuck or do we take three and get a check out here? Exploited is.
150:41
Dying on you, no pun intended. Yeah, I'm kidding. Alright, let's get the full wipe down on weapons here.
150:50
Or just one lock in. Free that ball up, ding dong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my least favorite lock bar setup. the two snappy, uh, like, switcherino things. Here we go. Slide it down. Pop. Why does this
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thing suck so bad? Whoa, Darth Holes. What's up, Darth? What up, Holes? What up, Darth Holes? It's my boy, Darth. Darth Holes. Oh, there we go. I'm not counting that. Alright, thanks, Jaded.
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You shouldn't, because I had to shake it loose. Gotta shake that shit loose. Lock it back up. Oh, baby. Alright, we got one more game inside of us, and then we gotta go.
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We got one more game, and then we gotta bounce. Ladies and gentlemen. Hold on to your butts. Day's about to get even. A few bucks. A few bucks or a buck, kiddie.
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Yeah, there you go. You've got to keep the counter on this guy. Oh, you know I had that. Nailed it. Oh, crap.
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That was a real take. Okay. Well, back to the drawing board. Let us see. We stream at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time, PST.
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So I don't know where you're at. If you're overseas, it's probably like 1 in the morning for you right now.
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Count it. It was real. All right. Because of the tilt, we're going to play one more game. Because I'm also playing this game like trash.
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I need this. Nailed it. Give me the last one. Aw, come on, dog. You're in Kansas. Oh, okay. Yeah, see, Skippy's dealing with a bit of a time differential there. It's 2.30 in the frickin' morning. Dude, I love that you're here, man.
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Alright, guys, let's make this... ...the emergency drop-out system. Let's make this one count. Make it count.
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You gotta be kidding me dude. Uh, no bonus, it gives me the ball back right away. I didn't kill a single walker, not once.
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That was the first walker. I'm not excited. Oh, get up there, Ding Dong. This is your favorite pinball machine track? That's awesome, dude.
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Well, you get to play it on Thursday. Hopefully you whooped my butt. I'm sure you will. One danger. 20 million for what? What did I get? Tell me immediately.
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20 million for doing what? What did I do? I want to do it 90 more times. You're going to lose that door. Oh, I nailed that, you ding-dong.
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I'm wasting my time. Oh, the dirty dirt. Tunnel gave me 35 million. The dirty dirt, ladies and gentlemen.
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That's all I wanted. Clenching. Is that multiball? No. Aw, crap. I screwed that up bad, guys. Good enough, now I gotta finish it. Okay, let's hit it in its right spot. Two, three, now.
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Nice. Stop. Okay. Alright. One last target, we got bloodbath. Hell yes! And the shot died immediately after we were
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in the pit. Rock and roll. What am I thinking? I'm thinking I need... to drain everything I'm thinking I need to drain everything like 20 times. Oh my god.
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You gotta get that edible going ASAP, kids. Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Freaking piece of crap.
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Had a ball, gone. Son of a gun. Gotta burn for the walkers. Almost got a lantern inside of that. Damn it.
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The Renegade. Thanks for coming. I'm ending the stream. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. This has been day one of The Walking Dead, the new code that came out just under a week ago. We put up some monster frickin' scores. Monster scores.
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I'm just going to be putting random viewers' names in there for high scores and crap like that. Yeah, we go live at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. play for about two, two and a half hours.
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Thanks, Skippy. Appreciate it. I've lived in Kansas for 18 years. Awesome, awesome, awesome. I love you guys so much. Thank you for all the follows, the subscriptions, the donations. Honestly, I couldn't do this without you guys, and your support makes all this possible. Really, Beer Snobbery, I'm going to get some fancy beer and drink it on top of you. It's going to be nuts. What else? Yeah, tune in tomorrow. And again, as always, Wednesday and Thursday are going to be front page days, so if you have anything important to say to me and say it now because I can't read anything. Oh, I love your butt too. Also, folks, if you are a subscriber, give me a private message. I'll give you my Snapchat name. The week is Snapchat. It's fun. I love you. Derek Cotty. Oh, I like your butt, Agro. Thank you. All right, folks. Have a wonderful night. It's Monday. You know, no one likes Monday so go play pinball good night goodbye I love you sweet dreams have a wonderful evening and good snatch chat exactly for all the the penis pictures I want your AOL name it's probably something very dramatic and emo lullaby later haters Jeff thanks for coming buddy love you man
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Burp-y burp. Alms for the poor. Extra butts. In a world where one man dare to play pinball on the Internet.
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Later, later. Are we only going four days on Walking Dead? No, we're gonna play till Friday, man. alright internet I love you have a good night goodbye it's time to go back to work like a ding dong like a stupid freak