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Blockade covers Bonebusters critique, Doctor Who retrofitting, Batman 66 pricing, and virtual pinball cabinet competition.
Bonebusters is a Gottlieb Premiere with shallow depth, terrible sound, and over-decorated playfield that becomes flat in top-down view
high confidence · Chris detailed gameplay critique of Bonebusters in Pinball Arcade; acknowledged as personal experience
Next Pinball Arcade season will include two Gottlieb EM tables: Jack's Open and Centigrade 37
high confidence · Table hints revealed in game; Chris and Jared analyzed playfield layouts from images
Doctor Who table is being retrofitted with new rules (TARDIS replacing Time Expander, Dalek pop bumpers, villain-selection mode) while retaining original layout
high confidence · Screenshots and rule card posted in FarSight newsletter; Chris analyzed rule changes in detail
Batman 66 Limited Edition costs $10,000 and Super Limited Edition costs $16,000, requiring application to purchase
high confidence · Stern released official gallery of pictures and pricing information prior to release
Stern initially announced 30-unit run for Batman 66 Super Limited Edition, then increased to 80 units due to high demand
medium confidence · Chris stated this as observed industry move; no direct Stern quote provided
Stern restricts resale of Batman 66 Super Limited Edition within first year of purchase
medium confidence · Chris referenced hearing this on other pinball podcasts; described as industry standard for super premium editions
VP Cabs is the only virtual pinball cabinet currently licensed for Zen pinball games
medium confidence · Jared stated comparison between VP Cabs, Highway Group, and Kingpin; noted VP Cabs' licensing advantage
Kingpin cabinet incorporates Xbox Kinect camera for perspective-shifting without VR goggles
high confidence · Chris and Jared reviewed product videos from Bespoke Arcades; confirmed camera-based perspective feature
“And that's it. There's nothing special about it. It doesn't do anything cool. And then when it ejects the ball, it just dribbles out the left-hand side. How unimaginative.”
Jared @ ~7:00 — Core criticism of Bonebusters' underwhelming bridge/ramp mechanic design
“It is a clown-vomit hot mess of art.”
Chris @ ~5:30 — Harsh aesthetic critique of Bonebusters playfield artwork
“All the Gottlieb tables sounded exactly the same with the music. All the Williams tables had a clear and distinct different sound going for them.”
Jared @ ~12:00 — Broader industry critique of Gottlieb vs. Williams manufacturing philosophy and sound design differentiation
“It reminds me of when Ferrari comes out with certain models of their vehicle that they're only going to produce 100 or 300 of, and everybody has to submit their resume of how much of a Ferrari collector they are and why they should own it.”
Chris @ ~43:00 — Analogy explaining Stern's application process for Batman 66 Super Limited Edition; commentary on luxury collector model
“I'm not leasing this. I'm purchasing it.”
Chris @ ~45:00 — Pushback against Stern's resale restrictions on Super Limited Edition, highlighting customer friction
“It's going to be super limited and less people actually want to buy it. Then we're going to reconsider that as we need, because we're a business and we can do it the way we like.”
Chris @ ~47:00 — Sarcastic commentary on Stern's flexibility with 'limited' production numbers based on demand
“The thing that struck me a bit strange with the Kingpin product is the fact that for the nudge and tilt functions there's actually buttons. It doesn't actually allow you to naturally tilt the table like the V-Pin Cabs version did.”
Jared @ ~1:00:00 — Critique of Kingpin's control scheme vs. VP Cabs' accelerometer-based tilt
business_signal: Stern employing application-based scarcity model for Batman 66 Super Limited Edition, initially 30-unit run expanded to 80 units based on demand
medium · Chris observed Stern's willingness to adjust 'super limited' numbers based on business needs; noted similarity to Ferrari collector model
sentiment_shift: Frustration with Stern's restrictive resale policies on Batman 66 Super Limited Edition seen as overreach on paid purchase
medium · Chris stated customer reaction as 'I really get stuffed' and emphasized 'I'm not leasing this. I'm purchasing it' regarding year-long resale restriction
competitive_signal: VP Cabs' Zen licensing advantage challenged by competing cabinets supporting FarSight and MAME platforms, though Zen exclusivity noted as significant differentiator
high · Jared emphasized VP Cabs as 'only one so far that's licensed for Zen' while acknowledging competitors' multi-platform support
design_philosophy: Contrast between Gottlieb's mono-sonic approach (identical music across all tables) vs. Williams' distinct sound identity per title, reflecting broader manufacturing care differences
medium · Jared noted consistent Gottlieb sound palette; referenced Marcel Gonzalez System 11 remaster showcasing Williams' year-by-year sound evolution strategy
market_signal: Virtual pinball cabinet market expanding with Highway Group and Bespoke Arcades entering space after VP Cabs' Shark Tank success
high · Chris and Jared reported direct contact from Highway Group and direction to Bespoke Arcades; reviewed product features and positioning
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announcement: Doctor Who table receiving official rules retrofit for Pinball Arcade with TARDIS, Dalek mechanics, and villain selection mode
high · FarSight newsletter released screenshots and rule card; Chris analyzed specific mode changes and mechanic adaptations
product_strategy: Batman 66 LE differentiation via Batmobile topper (bubble roof arches with red siren) and upgraded sound system on Super Limited Edition
medium · Chris noted visual appeal of LE topper but questioned price justification; mentioned Super Limited Edition sound upgrade parity with other recent Stern releases
product_concern: Bonebusters exhibits poor mechanical design (bridge/ramp dribbles without engaging feature), shallow gameplay, and over-decorated playfield that loses dimension in top-down view
high · Chris detailed playfield issues; Jared critiqued bridge mechanic as unimaginative; both noted sound package deficiency
sentiment_shift: Pinball Arcade shifting from anticipated sports table season to Gottlieb-focused season generating community disappointment
high · Chris stated 'What we had hoped initially was going to be the season of sports on Pinball Arcade has now quickly turned into the season of Gottlieb' and referenced previous negative experience with six-table Gottlieb block
technology_signal: Kingpin cabinet innovating perspective-shifting via Xbox Kinect camera without VR goggles, differentiating from VP Cabs' accelerometer tilt approach
high · Chris and Jared reviewed Kingpin product videos; Jared critiqued button-based tilt control as less realistic than VP Cabs alternative