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That time I broke The Lord of the Rings (Stern 2003)

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·1h 36m·analyzed·Feb 10, 2021
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TL;DR

MPT3K breaks Lord of the Rings (Stern 2003) components while streaming at Free Gold Watch arcade.

Summary

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 (MPT3K) streams gameplay on Lord of the Rings (Stern 2003) at Free Gold Watch arcade in San Francisco. During the stream, the host physically breaks multiple game components—a bell/rug target and a right orbit switch—while playing and teaching a visitor named Victoria. Despite the mechanical failures, the host discusses game strategy, multiball mechanics, and rules with characteristic humor and self-deprecation.

Key Claims

  • Lord of the Rings is a requirement to be a serious pinball player

    medium confidence · Host says 'You have to learn this game to be a pinball player' and 'Otherwise you're not a pinball player'

  • Tales of the Tempest has the highest available jackpot multiplier of 84x (triple jackpot 7 during Smaug phase with 2x Bladefield elf gift)

    medium confidence · Streamer/chat references 'TTT has arguably the highest available jackpot multiplier of all pinball. 84x'

  • Karl DeAngelo has reached Valinor wizard mode on Lord of the Rings

    high confidence · Host says 'I watched Karl DeAngelo halfway get to Valinor which is freaking impossible'

  • The broken bell/rug target on Lord of the Rings is a minor malfunction, not game-breaking

    high confidence · Host and viewers confirm 'A TD will call this a minor malfunction' and 'I don't think it is [game breaking]'

  • Host has only played Lord of the Rings about 10 times despite 7 years of competitive pinball

    high confidence · Host states 'I've played competitive pinball for seven years. I've only played maybe ten The Games ever on The Lord of the Rings'

Notable Quotes

  • “You have to learn this game to be a pinball player”

    MPT3K (host)@ 29:10 — Establishes Lord of the Rings as a canonical skill test in pinball community

  • “I'm an expert at it. Everybody knows. Really? Even without the bell rug target?”

    MPT3K (host) and Victoria@ 54:13 — Self-deprecating humor about breaking game components mid-stream

  • “Everything you touch turns to Epoxy. That's very sweet.”

    Chat user (responding to host breaking things)@ 55:17 — Community joke about host's pattern of breaking machines during streams

  • “That target broke and I drained... Your mojo was drained too”

    MPT3K and Victoria@ 59:28 — Consequence of mechanical failure affecting gameplay

  • “I'll use this one actually. This one's better.”

    MPT3K (host)@ 45:42 — Host casually switches to a different playfield component after breaking one

Entities

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000personKarl DeAngelopersonFree Gold WatchlocationLord of the RingsgameVictoriapersonNickpersonWalterperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Free Gold Watch arcade actively supports streaming content and provides venue/machines for content creation

    high · MPT3K streaming from Free Gold Watch with full setup; venue hosts multiple players and supports educational gameplay sessions

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Lord of the Rings right orbit switch appears to have inconsistent triggering, creating gameplay frustration and questions about shot recognition

    medium · Host notes 'I think the switch over here is not working' and 'when I hit that I should get a ring of men' but initially gets no response; later confirms it does work after testing

  • ?

    product_concern: Host physically breaks multiple components on Lord of the Rings during stream (bell/rug target, right orbit switch), raising questions about durability or impact sensitivity

    high · Host explicitly states 'I just broke this game' and 'I broke the target there' and later 'I just broke the game again'; multiple broken switches confirmed by gameplay

Transcript

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0:00
Oh enjoyed all around the world. Okay. You're back just in time. yeah what's up everybody how's it going mpt3k right here what's up johnny
0:44
what up i'm saying sometimes i'm surprised that i'm even streaming because so What is happening?
1:24
What is up? Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Is that better? Oh, I'm totally blown out now. Hi, little bubble gum.
1:46
What does this do? It unlocks an achievement. That's what it does. One achievement that I will have today is actually getting the stream out because I'm already late. Ooh, not choppy. Yeah, I fixed it.
2:05
There is such a bug in OBS that I can't run any sounds through OBS. All my sounds are running through Leonboard now. Because if I try and mix OBS sounds with other sounds, it all chops up. What's up, Austin? And I'm going to fix that intensity on my face in just a minute. I had enough time to get Had enough time to get to business Just missed it What's up Nick Everyone want to be Frito I see you Dude your camera looks great I can see all your pores Oh shut up I don't want you to see all my pores I'm going to bring that down Oh I don't like that high key.
Matt Henry
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Stern Pinballcompany
Valinorgame_feature
2:58
It's like I'm on a TV show. Wow. Let's lower this a little. There we go. Thank you. Aww. Did you come to... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right, I'm going to go up a little bit on the exposure. Yes, I'm being vain today. Yes, I am.
3:29
I'm going to go up a little on the exposure and say okay. Where am I? What's my f-top right now? Hi there. Come on, hold on.
3:40
Why am I not surprised? Good to see you here. It's because I'm always here streaming games. Good to see you, bud. Good to see you.
3:48
Nice and quiet in here. Um, let's see. What was I just doing? I was just doing something. Oh, I have to fix my hands camera. So everything, I'm streaming right now. Everything is crazy here in crazy town.
4:13
I don't like how that looks. I like that color, Johnny. That was cool. Let me pop over to this guy right here.
4:24
Do you see my fancy DMD? Wait a minute. Wait a second. Now your color was good too, Little Bubblegum. I'm sorry.
4:37
Wait a minute. Where's my DMD scene? I got something wrong. Yep. Let's fix that. Perfect. I think I'm ready to play.
5:07
Freego watch. I'm going to fix this too. Yeah, I'm being very, very like, I'm being very, very precious about this right now. I know.
5:18
Ah. But if I'm not precious, who else is? No one. Yeah, I have. Oh man. Okay. I'm about to give an opinion that some people don't like, but it's my opinion. I'll wait to put an opinion until that's over. No, it's crooked, it's still crooked, that's good, no, it's still crooked, ahhhh, ahhhh, alright, gotta start it. Life with streaming, holy crap. So one thing I do not... One thing I tend not to do on my stream is have the camera.
6:19
Big, beautiful, bold, black man. Is that my achievement that I unlocked? Okay. I made it cheaper. I made unlocking achievements cheaper. Just so we can play around with that a little bit. What's up, Poop for Profit?
6:38
There is... There are only... Well, when I got here, it was just Walter and Lee. That was it. And then they split.
7:00
I forget this guy's name. I think it's John. But I guess he's just kind of showing up just to say hi and stuff like that. How are we looking now? Oh, I was going to say, one thing, oh, that light is totally reflecting. Yeah, I'm being a precious jerk about this. I know.
7:21
I know I am. I'm absolutely being that way. Here we go. That's better. I don't, reflection's on the play field.
7:35
You know? That's not how I roll. All right. Potatoes. Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. My idea about where... Because Johnny, you stream pinball. A bunch of people here stream pinball. What's up, pinballers? What's up, Dunder? A lot of people here stream pinball.
8:16
So my idea is, did you want me to turn the machines off for you? No, well, Walter is on his way. He's down the block. Okay. No worries.
8:26
I don't like putting the camera right above the play field. I want to put the camera at an angle. Never seen that guy before. Yeah, well, he used to be a regular. The place is closed, but Walter's here.
8:45
And this pot of kombucha is delicious. What do you guys think about when I angle? I want to bring the camera pretty much above my head, but not over my head. So that the angle of the table, you can see kind of depth. When you put the camera straight down, this is my preference. I'm not asking you to do it. I'm not asking anybody to do it. But when I watch a stream and what's up, Becca?
9:15
Somebody said I miss him. Okay, I will. When I watch a stream, I like to see the camera somewhere in the vicinity of the player's head. Because your view is always going to be front of the machine, right? So the designers, yeah, Pentamonica, the same thing. The designers created the game so that it looks right when you're standing in front of it. Not when you're this amorphous kind of drone right above the play field. It makes things look weird. And you also can't see all the shots. Oh, boy. I know this is a weird platform for me to confess my love to Audrey. But, you know, what platform do I have? I mean. She's there. Yeah. She's there. Go ahead, Tom.
10:03
Hold that in. What's that, man? Oh, come on. They're calling for you, Walt Licker. That was it? Oh, man. He bought his hat, too. Achievement unlocked. This minute.
10:23
He bought his streaming hat today, too. He's ready for you. Oh, man. Wow, that was perfect. All right. So anyway, granted, I have to have mine high because of height. Yeah, I'm short too. So, Pensomniac. That, yeah, I'm just going to take this off for a second again. I'm putting it on and taking it off. The whole idea of putting it above your head fails if you're tall. Because if I have Matt Henry come If I have Matt come and play with me He bumps his head on the camera So I can't do it and there's a and when i have micah play with me micah plays like this right micah plays like this all the time so it blocks the flippers so so there's no like happy there's no best place for the camera it seems like um if it's straight over the play field then it's great because it'll never get blocked but it looks weird if it's over your head then tall people and little people will do this all day which makes it odd it needs a configurable robotic arm yeah yeah micah plays like you do you lean in becca excuse me i mean do you lean in becca terry i love how you everyone who comes to the stream is literally like all right manu manu Is this virtual or is this real? And you know what? I'm going to stop telling you.
12:31
I'm going to stop telling them. Oh, boy. What's up? We don't know games. Can we just mount cams on the side of the games and have like four cameras all together?
12:48
I don't know. Sure. Yeah, I guess. You're going to have some weird aspects. effects. Weird skewing. So Becca plays like this. Right? That's how you play Becca. You're weird skewing. Play like Micah. Leaning in improves performance like tilting a controller makes you turn more. I lean so much I'm perfectly crooked. I admit I lean in too when I'm playing Wonka. I have to lean in to see that back thing. Has anyone realized how much I'm stalling right now? Has anyone noticed that? That it's almost 2.30. I haven't played a single ball.
14:01
More Walt. Strap the camera to your head. Just play. Okay, okay, okay. So Jordan and Becca wants to know, I gotta stall them all Jordan and Becca wants to know if this game is fun the answer is hell yes I watched a bunch of tutorials, I played it more today at home to practice I watched Carl D'Angelo halfway get to Valinor which is freaking impossible, but that's why he's Carl D'Angelo and so yeah So, ah, son of a gun, and I already blew the friggin' skill shot. And I still, okay, I'll take this.
14:50
I'll take this. Let's do a mode, and let's see if we can get some gifts from Elvis. We're going to try and get some gifts from Elvis.
15:01
No, that's not going to get gifts. Man, I have such trouble with that. Okay, warm up, warm up. No, Becca, it won't. The ball time is normal after eight tequila shots.
15:32
What's up, Mr. Rage Quit? Will this pin emotionally devastate us into another hobby? no but it'll it'll just it'll just be one of those pins where you never get to the the final wizard mode unless you take the glass off and you hit switches i'm not saying anything but only superheroes or people with a lot of patience will do that yeah yeah nick i mean i saw what was necessary to do it and i was like i don't think i have that kind of patience. I barely have enough patience to get two freaking golden tickets in Wonka.
16:22
Achievement unlocked. Didn't get to Valinor. Oh, I didn't know I could backhand that shot. Oh, son of a gun. Alright, so here's the deal with this game. And Nick is here to tell me if I'm wrong or right. Okay.
16:50
Right now I'm collecting rings of men by hitting those inserts. Let's say man, dwarf, stuff like that. Does dwarf do it?
17:00
Let's see. Does dwarf do it? Well, it's a ring of dwarves. Okay, let me look at Nick's thing. Haha, patience is not my virtue.
17:16
Hopping the ring will... Hopping the gear ring gets destroyed so the world gets back on track. That's what I love about this table, all the backhands. Collecting each ring type at least once. Three elven, seven dwarven, and nine men will start ring frenzy.
17:32
See what I told you about backhanding that ramp? Here's the thing. You can actually backhand that ramp on the VPX. So Thursday, Tuesday, I streamed the VPX of this from my house. And I said you couldn't backhand the right ramp. You actually can, but my display lag, I wasn't doing it. In VR, I was backhanding that ramp. So there's a big difference between VR. Oh, I'm totally wrong plunging now.
18:06
All right. Let's see if we can... So I have all the little jelly beans, as Jordan called them. I'm lighting all the jelly beans.
18:19
Let's get control for a second. Oh, I lost my jelly beans. Wrong plunging. I'm so glad I made that redemption cheap. Holy smokes. so you guys can troll the crap out of me now.
18:38
Alright, let's go for Golem multiball. I don't know. Golem. I'm going to mispronounce everything in this game, guys. Just so you know. Things will get mispronounced.
19:02
What do I have to shoot? Why am I shooting Bar... What's his name? Shit, never mind. Ah. Gallum. Gollum Yeah you should be plunging And get to the dead Exactly And I'm not Why am I plunging so lightly This is the first game We'll do this Everyone wants to plunge Into Psalm's back door What's up Hypey Nut Gollum Grollum My precious Gollum Alright We'll do it Let's do it Me and Audrey Gotta do something About our forbidden love That's um Do you really Oh yeah It's like It seems like Mother Nature don't want us to be together I mean there's so many songs That you know We should be together But then you walk away You can't be claiming stuff I'm irritating myself When I'm being a comedian I gotta build up a little repertoire Ladies and gentlemen Walt Licker I've only played one game of LOTR That was a magical 45 minutes of my life You know what's great is if you don't know what to shoot You play this game forever Mother Nature will reconnect us soon Walt One does not simply walk into Valinor Is this an 18 plus stream?
21:01
Do I have it set for mature? I think this game belongs in tournaments Just take out the flippers Is my stream set to mature right now?
21:15
I hope not There we go 500 Five! Five! Five! Five! Five! Five! Five! Five! Five! Pippin is lit! Let's get Pippin!
21:40
This plays- this is so much fun! 8 million points. Long game, this. This or Family Guy? Oh, not just the content? Okay.
21:54
Do I get an add a ball if I kill what's his name? Gollum. Crap. 3x bonus, huh? That's nice. Damn it.
22:26
Give me that shot. I got Pippen again. Give me that shot so much. I want that shot so bad. I'll take this one. I'll take this one.
22:57
I said I'll take it, but you won't give it to me, will you? Ah! That shot right there is giving me so much trouble today.
23:21
Yes, you kill Growler. How long, like how long you end up playing a ball for? Oh, uh, I'll play a ball on Family Guy longer than this actually. Let's see. Oh but that the wrong I shooting things that don make sense Right here right ah Right there Oh my god You suck Right there Oh really Come on Come on Right there Right friggin Oh this really sucks guys. Right there.
24:07
It ball searched me. How do you like that? No, come back! Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. I will not get any gifts from Elvis on this game, guys.
24:29
I'm not getting any gifts from Elvis, not on this game. I say Elvis because elves are ridiculous. looks like this table has a lean to the right. Does it really?
24:43
Hmm. Might. I am Groot. Look at all these shots that I can take and miss. These are the best jackpot callouts ever.
25:13
Am I right? You gotta get him so quick for him to stack those jackpot calls. Damn it, Manu. All right, I got to get into this. I got to think Black Knight right now. I got to think Black Knight.
25:54
You have to get Super Jackpot to get gifts. Uh-oh. That sound is awesome. Super jackpots is at what? Seven?
26:16
When do I get a super jackpot? When he says jackpot seven? Hey, take it easy, bud. Oh! Somebody did something And I gotta go see what it is
26:41
Turnstile glass Thank you for the follow Mystery Oh Mystery Oh Mystery No Mystery No Mystery Okay Spamming the jackpot calls is so satisfying.
27:04
Whoa. Alright, first... Was that the first game? 16. We're gonna crack it up. We're gonna get 50 today.
27:17
Thank you for the following. Oh, that was loud. 17. Okay. As long as the player keeps hitting jackpots one after another, the number keeps increasing, up to 7, the last lit jackpot. If the player delays more than 3 seconds between collecting jackpots, the number resets back to 1 and all jackpots relight. The base value is first multiplied by 2 or 3, depending on the number of balls in play. Then by its number, so a triple jackpot 5, for example, is 15x. oof so this tournament strategy in this what is just to get multi balls like you're not going for getting all the modes and all the gifts from the elves right you're just going for multi ball after multi ball after multi ball I'm assuming jackpot ho Put... All right, here we go. Boom! Get up! All right, see? I suck at this.
28:28
Jackpot 7! Let's go into a mode. Let's just start a mode. Maybe. Didn't go in. Yeah, Becca, if you and Jordan could get this game I feel like you're going to have a lot of fun with it I feel like you're going to have a lot of fun with it, seriously It's almost a rite of passage You have to learn to play Lord of the Rings Otherwise you're not a pinball player You have to learn this game To be a pinball player Oh man and consomniacs dropping the knowledge. You should be the pin professor. Oh, no.
29:27
There he is. Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. Game. Flip. Okay, I'm going to go for the easy one then. The easy one is on this side.
29:39
What's up, Fliptronic? Flip. Hooker. Oh, there we go. I need to learn fliptronic. Yo, bro. First of all, Nick is helping. Second of all, it'll only take you like a couple hours to learn this table. Not even hours.
30:05
Flip, flip, flip. That's an achievement. No, TTT has arguably the highest available jackpot multiplier of all pinball. 84x. This is achieved by scoring a triple jackpot A triple three jackpot Seven During the smegal phase of Gala Multiball And also while the 2x Bladefield elf gift Is running This is more linear Yeah this is more linear than AIQ Alright here we go Get in there You motherfucker I'm terrible at this game. Alright, I didn't hit...oh, I did hit a switch. Hup! I think saying Hup will help.
31:04
Don't you dare count down on me. Hot Wheels has a 500x multiplier. Jesus. Stop counting. Give me the ball.
31:22
Got it. Holy smokes. But did I beat it? Or did I just... What did I just do? Did I just beat it? Or I just finished it?
31:41
What did I do, guys? Was I successful in doing something? What did he say? Flip, flip, flip. The math checks out.
32:02
Alright. I still have to shoot the flashing shots? Man, I am holding back too much on that. Oh, shoot.
32:14
I'm holding back too much on that, um... ...on that flipper. That... Oh, and for TTT, the two towers, the Super Dota... ...the three stages.
32:40
I didn't... So I thought I finished it, but I guess I didn't. Piven! Oh, shoot. Piven! No! Ah! Jockpots.
33:01
That was a pretty good ball one. Straight down the middle. I'm going to make... So, that achievement right there, I allow like way more text But I'm gonna make it just maybe one line of text Cause it's hard to read the achievements This is called user testing Boom Right in there right in there baby So I got fellowship of the ring And I got the two towers and I need the return of the king I got soul That's why I came to teach y'all who don't say my name. First of all, I'm a soloist, a solo controller. Rakim gets stronger as I get older. Constant elevation, cause expansion. I write my rhymes while I chill in my mansion. Run! Run! Am I pissing you off? Ballrog or whatever your name is. Are you mad, Balrog?
34:11
I guess you're so mad you made me drain. Damn it. How's Free Gold Watch doing today? What's up, Minty Mangos? Minty Mangos!
34:32
Free Gold Watch is pretty quiet today the exception of that one gentleman that came. It's Matt Henry's birthday in a few days.
34:45
I think tomorrow is his birthday. Damn it. Give me the ball. Shit. Lost the ball. This is a game in and of itself. Give me the freaking ball! Damn it.
35:34
I love that game. That is the best game ever. The jackpot game. I love that game. That is now my favorite game.
35:51
I love that game. It is the best ever. I love this game because of Jackpot one! How do you like Gala Multiball? I think you just hit the thing next to Balrog a bunch of times.
36:11
Can you still raid the laundromat down the street for quarters in a bitch? What's up, Plastic Bugs? I guess. I don't know.
36:21
Second place, Andy. Good to see you. Good looking stream always. Thank you. It is? I was going to send a card over there. Yeah. Yeah, I think his birthday is tomorrow or the 6th. It's the 6th. February 6th. Matt's birthday. It's February 6th. I'm pretty sure.
36:39
Metal thing intensifies. I think the laundromat frowns on that. There are two quarter machines in there. Yeah, there are quarter machines over here. Alright, let's do that.
36:49
You suck! I hate sometimes I hate pinball 19 I haven't been a free go watch in years don't don't move to the East Bay or could happen to you too okay hey I'm a pinballer all right we got a crack 50 though like
37:25
Man, this game is fun, but it's a struggle. Get in there! Ah! Damn it. Got it with the gong! I really needed to find that shot. Oh, go! Multi-ball is lit!
37:55
Oh! Okay, thank you. I'm on Witch King at the same time as Gollum. Is this like a third? Okay, now it's gotten ridiculous. Hang on. Hang on, guys.
38:55
Oh God I got an achievement. Thank you Damn it. Now I will do the most amazing cradle separation you have ever seen. This, my friends, will teach you how to... Oh, shit. It's counting down.
39:55
I forgot I had a mode going. That was dumb. Get up there. There you go. Oh, snap. That was awesome. It's bouncing up there! It's bouncing! Oh my god, stop bouncing up there!
41:02
Please stop doing that bouncing thing! Stop doing that freaking bouncing thing! The most amazing cradle separation. Ha ha ha.
41:42
Somebody's going to be real upset when they see that clip. Man, those two shots. I swear to God. Can I just make one of them?
41:59
Can I make one of them? Oh no! Did you guys see that? What? Come, come! Shit... At least nothing's burning this time. Oh my god. What can I do?
42:54
Yo, I... Yo. What's up, Bumper? Whoops Come here Boom Yo this really sucks Hang on guys give me a second
43:40
Thank you. Hey Nick, can you see that? This guy right here? Pal. Was it? Pal and her?
45:31
Is it on fire? No, it's not on fire. Oh, shoot. No, it's actually... It's literally broken. I'll use this one actually. This one's better.
45:45
Product showcase. So what the... I can keep playing, but what do I lose? You know, what... What is it that I lose?
46:08
Good grief. Wow, thank you for this. Oh my god, good grief. That's the best news I got all day. With subscribing, thank you. Well, I'm going to have to chalk this up.
46:24
I lose at a ball. Okay, I mean, we're going to keep playing, but... Shoot. Manu, who are you breaking all these games? Are you me? Man, I play them and they're like exploding while I'm playing them.
46:52
I lose Adaball. I kind of need Adaball. I like Adaball. I like Adderall. Some examples of plenty of awards. Spot fellow spot fellowship member. Yeah. Spot keeper letter. Spot one ring.
47:22
Adderball. That is the easiest. Adderball. Is there a shot you have to make before you hit that Nick Because that seems like the most ridiculously easy edible I ever seen Like you don earn that at all you just get it
47:47
It's basically just addable and mystery target. That lights my mystery too? This is going to suck now. watch mpt3k to see the destruction of pinball one game at a time also the most amazing cradle separations easy every time you hit it cradle up and then manually hit the target with your finger yeah i'm a beast i'm a beast of grief that's why It needs more padding I air bore all of the flippers all the time Alright This stream is for Jordan and Becca anyway So They just needed my approval to seek a Lord of the Rings by Stern. Yes, 100% approval to seek a Lord of the Rings by Stern.
49:01
Oh, wait! Who has a Lord of the Rings? Who's... You wake up every day and piss excellence. Who has a Lord of the Rings? Is there a setting that I can turn off in the DMD settings. Can I turn off that switch and then still play? Question mark? Or maybe no.
49:32
It would be nice to be able to just tell the game, hey, that switch doesn't work. Make up for it with another one.
49:40
There would be no need to turn it off. Oh, okay. It's not that important a shot I want to see what happens if I hit it It's not game breaking Alright A TD will call this a minor malfunction Okay Alright I'll take you guys word for it
50:12
I appreciate the feedback. Awesome. Part of the reason why I stream games that I'm not used to is because I'm not used to them and I need to learn them.
50:29
And, uh... You know, you don't know something... You don't know you don't like something and... Are you effing kidding me, game?
50:42
Is it bad to hit that bare spot with a very heavy metal ball if there's no target there? Pinball profile. I've played competitive pinball for seven years. I've only played maybe ten games ever on LOTR. What was that? Right out lane.
51:12
Hey, what's up, Jeff? So, yeah, Pinball Profile. I just broke this game. And I was having a lot of fun until I broke it. So I broke the target there. And, yeah, Plastic Bugs. Let's find out how bad it is to hit that without this now. What's up, Motherfutter?
51:36
Without this. See that? Let's find out how bad this game gets Because I guarantee you this Has Brian Ola told you that he's got No he hasn't I'm not surprised that Brian did it I will tell you this much If it wasn't me And it was just general people playing They wouldn't That thing would rattle around in there for hours. No one would know.
52:13
So, the fact that I took it out and I'm playing kind of by myself with it out is a better situation than what would normally happen.
52:25
What's up, Flipstream? Hey, Victoria. I just broke the game again. Yeah. Because I got mad at it. because it wouldn't let me i seriously broke it though
52:57
oh my lotr not unless you magnificent bastard oh you're not late yeah the td usually calls The TD usually call... The tournament director call is usually to play something else off the bat, but technically it's a minor malfunction.
53:19
That's quiet in here today. Look. Oh, no! Was it a side target? No, it's right there. Oh. Naughty Manu! And it's actually broken. Oh, my goodness. Do you want to play? Yeah, sure. Okay. I have something to show you after playing 2. You have something to show me? Yeah.
53:41
Exclusive content. Is that what the kids are calling it now? They're calling it content? All right. All right, girl.
53:53
Yo, why didn't you take your mixer home, dude? Wait, what? Your mixer. Take your mixer home. I'll show you why. I'll tell you why. Okay.
54:05
I can school you on this game now. I'm an expert at it. Everybody knows. Really? Even without the bell rug target? Yeah, even without that.
54:21
It just broke. I'm just trying a game right now without it. Let's see if we hit it. I don't think I can hit it. Let's see.
54:32
Hit it, hit it, hit it. it does nothing of course it does nothing of course no yeah little bubblegum says hi everyone so everyone says that it's not a game breaking issue? I don't think it is, yeah. Right. I just feel bad, because every time I touch a game, it breaks!
55:09
You're like a reverse Midas. Well, Midas made things turn to gold. You're a reverse. Everything you touch turns to poop. That's very sweet. You came here for what? I forgot.
55:25
Say bye! Okay. Here, I'm going to school. I'll show Victoria how to play this game. So the first thing you want to do is not break anything. Okay. Have you ever played Lord of the Rings? Yeah, I've played it. Okay. I only know one trick. That's all.
55:44
Okay. Let's see. So the group, I'm going to tell Sammy and Helene on you. Yo, I know. Minty Mangles. Dude, seriously. That's not my fault.
55:57
That's not my fault, Minty. It is! Sam's... I think this is Sam's. See, don't you want Monster Awards? Huh. What does that mean? What do I want Monster Awards? Thanks for the support, Kostroni.
56:18
See, I haven't even started yet, man! See, you gotta be able to do that. Oh yeah, that's tough. That's the hardest part. Alright, you know this trick, right? Yeah, yeah. The tower, right? You freeze it, and then you shoot the tower.
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So you freeze it first, so you don't have to worry about it. That's the trick that I knew. The only trick I knew. Okay.
56:43
500. Thanks for giving me all the low soul numbers. Oh, I didn't score. Thank you, Mudder. There we go.
57:01
I always broke that game too. Don't worry. Always got out of league because it broke whenever I tested it.
57:08
There goes my add-on ball. Oh well. Run! Hit him! Ice-Ka-Doo! No! Boy, do I suck right now. Oh my goodness.
57:43
It's because you're nervous around me. I am. I am. I have that effect. I am. What's up Ice-Ka-Doo? Alright, so last time. I want to get a game going with Vicky here.
57:58
Achievement unlocked. You suck right now. I was doing so much better before, Nick, right? Dude, the game is broken, so now I feel bad about it.
58:10
What's this? Oh, whoa, nice. This is kind of a gimme multiball. Wait. Is this the multiball you get when you get the tower in a fight? I think so, yeah.
58:32
Oh. Yo, so check this out. I think the switch over here is not working, though. Oh, okay. That does nothing.
58:43
There's two issues. That. What switch is that? It's the right orbit The right orbit does nothing So when I hit that I should get a ring of men Okay okay hit it Hang on I should get a ring of men Alright Give me a ring of men Okay We'll protest it But I really don't think it's working Because I hit it and it didn't give me a jackpot um gotta get back in a positive frame of mind you're better than this baby who said that they're your friend yeah good grief is always my friend all right i put up 45 million oh and then that target broke and i drained oh your mojo was drained too yeah okay yeah i see you want to start it off yeah let's try it okay so too soft, too soft also too soft that's what she said Roto wagons ooo, ok so I just hit the... One on each side? Oh, let me try getting...
60:16
that ring of... MAN! Oh, it does work! Give me souls! Yummy souls! It does work! Yummy souls, come on! 500 souls! It does work. Okay, tree rings of men.
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Ah, give me that! Ugh! Okay, that's okay. Oh, come on. There we go. Dude. Ah! Alright. Oh, I tried to backhand it. I know.
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Get out of my head, Manu! Come on! No! Okay. Was that trill? No, that's fine. That's fine. That's pinball. Okay.
61:29
Right in lane switch. Yeah, so the right in lane switch isn't triggering. Oh. I'll give you five subs if you get to Valinor Brian Get out of my stream right now Don't you dare come and talk shit like that To me Don't you dare Did Motherfucker tell you to come here and watch us fail At freaking Brian, Brian, Brian Look, look, look This is not a good thing, look Brian, this should not be in my hand Whoa, Flipstream gifting subs Thank you Whoa Yep What's up, Al? Yeah, no, no Ataball Oh, Balrog is Ataball, huh? Um, yeah, that target right next to him I see So, so that happened on the stream Alnonymous, you should always come to my stream Because I will break something I will break whatever you ask me to. There's a redemption now. Man who breaks something in the game. Can you put a Limp Bizkit sample on your stream? Would that... A Limp Bizkit sample? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Easy, easy. You know, I think there's a lyric that's like, give me something to break or something. Oh, yeah? I don't know. It's a little bit before my time. Is it really? It's actually just right in my time.
63:03
Victoria's going to beat me today. Damn it. Well, my highest score on Lord of the Rings ever is 51 mil. I just checked on Pindigo.
63:14
Okay, let's try this. My break yoke came tonight. Yeah, that's good. See, Mudderfutter gets it. It's just one of those days.
63:27
Okay. You know, Mercury is in retrograde. Ah, shit. I fucked up. Oh, well. So, what is this one? Ever see anyone do a tier three? Uh, not to me. That's for sure. Ice Kadoo. Come on.
63:44
Alright. Oh, I'll get the sounds. Tune in. Whee! Come on. Oh, come on. I just was in class for like three hours so I'm kind of brain dead. Wee! Ah, I gotta blow off steam. Oh. Is it just me or does this game just feel kind of... No! Kind of old. Does it feel kind of old? It's like a... what is it? Like Funhouse or something. Oh my god, really? Not that old. This is from 2003. Funhouse is like... I just the way this game plays I don't know for some reason it feels like an older game to me. Funhouse is like 90% active. Damn it. Can I still do fun stuff while this guy is activated? Well you can hit him. Oh I can? Oh I see. I see. The what is it? Palantir target? Yeah. That's the thing that broke.
64:48
Wee! Wee! Okay. Nine! So was for Durs. That's 17 years. Hey, Owl. So, since Nick was nice enough to give you a custom sound, Owl, can you PM me of an idea of the sound that you want?
65:14
Yes, you can only redeem one custom sound per stream. Little Bubba Gun, listen, my stream is getting a little more popular than I can handle right now. She's complaining. There's only one custom sound for a stream? Yes. It's getting a little more popular than I can handle, so I need to put the brakes a little bit on some of the stuff, some of the work that I have to do outside of the stream.
65:38
So that's what's happening. MBT2K, I've got one. Clipstream, you have an idea? Alright, here we go. I don't take the ring too although. No, I do not know the way. You don't know the way? Then why would you freaking say you can take the ring there?
65:59
You're a little too excited. That's like saying, I'll go and get some milk from the store. I don't know where the store is.
66:20
I order of the king, the city must empty. We make for the refuge in the ground deep. Was that necessary?
66:33
He blew my logo off. Damn it. I believe in you. Oh my god you're so good at those backhands That backhand is actually kind of easy
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5 Ugh I'm not gonna make it now You suck! Damn it. Last minute. Nope. Oh, shit. I hate it when Brian O'Neal watches me stream because I feel like so terrible.
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I like it better when Brian is on my team. Oh, that's a good man. Help me burn this button. Eight rings of men How many rings of men do I need to start The rings of men thing Anybody in chat knows Okay Gollum is lit I'll do Gollum Nine Thank you Vu Thank you Higher Peanut Thank you Mother Fart Basically everybody knows How many rings that I need Except me I'm gonna get one more!
68:29
Woo! Ah, that was my fault. Damn it. That was dumb. How many rings of wards do you need? We need a lot of wards.
68:55
Alright. Come on! Nine rings for mortal men doomed to die. They are all white rings on the playfield. 200 rings for mortal men!
69:10
200 rings! Well those slings are just dead! That's what I mean, it feels like an old game. Oh, that's what you mean. It's like the slings are dead. It's like well worn, you know? Yeah. Seven, seven, seven. Damn it.
69:34
Get it back, get it back, baby. Get it back, there you go. Ooh! Oh, you can't see this, uh... I'm so angry! Oh! Please come back, please come back. Oh, it's not coming back. Wow, that was terrible. That was terrible. Damn it. Oh my god, this is awkward. What? Both my girls kind of are like on line together. Yeah, this is awkward. I'm just going to go outside and maybe just run away so I don't get stabbed in the back. Yeah, just let us cat fight. You got Victoria and Audrey here. Oh my god.
70:40
What are you going to do, Walt Licker? No! Smart thing is run away. Oh, that was a long fall. I seriously want one of these at home now. I'm not kidding. Yeah, I would like one of these too. Okay, are we gonna get the... Ah! It's always too soft.
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I really want one of these, man. Come on. Oh, finally. Finally. All right get in there Yes OK Give me damn souls Oh no Ah Hey if you guys want some action shots of me, you know, my car is outside right there, that red Camaro over there, you know? Yeah, yeah, I could just stand in front of it and you guys take pictures and... Brian, that's hilarious. I mean kind of in Walter's defense he's just here and kind of me and Victoria just kind of come come down although he does have a mag he's just he's he's being Walter right now he's just being weird old Walter right now all the fun out of stock everything's out of stock oh you guys show up earlier, Mudderfudder!
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Boom! Ta-da! Okay. Mystery! Nope, nope, nope. Nope. Oh. Mystery. Oh. Woo. Oh. I can write. You son of a. Oh, you didn't get the extra ball? No.
73:09
You took a picture of nothing! Is that me laughing? Alright. Okay, again? I got time for one more. You're almost, okay. Yeah. Now you... I go first. Okay. Alright. Becca, Becca, Becca, you still got a lot, you still got a good amount of points. Okay, here we go. Alright, here we go. So you know you have to collect all your guys first. Okay. Or you can start a mode at the ring. Uh-huh. Notice that if you hit the flippers, you can change the mode. Yes. Oh.
73:48
But it's a little tricky to start the mode you want this way. Because you can only get, oh, okay. So you can, it's a little tricky, though, to start.
73:58
It's hard. If you trap up, then you have to go one back, one over before, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I see. It's a little odd. So I guess most people don't bother.
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Is there one mode that's easier than the other ones anyway, or more desirable? Yeah, some modes are easier than others. I'm not really sure about which ones are easier.
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People in chat can probably tell me what the easier modes are. I like the Shelob one. I think that's every shot, right? The Shelob? Yeah, so if I want to do Shelob, I have to do that. Okay, got it. I like trying them to play in order. Vufu wants to play them in order. Which
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Now I got she loved okay, cuz I went one over So all the shots to look for she love okay You want to spell keep to light your locks. My ass. Yes.
75:14
Are you a fan of the movies? What's up, Wax? Not too much. Now I have to hit Gimli. Well, I have to hit that one. So thank you for telling me that she... You too for telling me that she lobbed the easiest, but I'm still not finished.
75:42
I'm still not finished. Oi! What the... Oi! I got one more. hit it is that it uh you can't redeem it from there oh can you you can't
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so you can't redeem that shot from the front that's what she said okay i don't know is that a stretch wait she love is the hardest for a score huh okay let's try this come on get over there woo all right wax you got your shirt awesome yes oh baby that's what i like hi oh almost the second one oh shit i know i'm just i'm out of it i'm out of it don't do that to her that's okay i accept it That's mean. Thanks, Pinsomniac.
76:50
Pinsomniac. She's nice. Where's the ban button? I know. She wants to ban, you know. Alright, here we go.
76:59
So I ruined Sheila. So I have one more character to collect. Okay. Or thing to collect before I start the quest, I guess. I see. I don't know how this thing goes. But it's fun. I'm finding it fun. It's on free play if you want to keep playing. I'm totally going to play it.
77:17
Remember, that target is dead. I actually have to write that down, so I'll come down tomorrow. Can you write it on the blackboard at work for me? Yeah.
77:30
Alright, let's do... Let's do Ents. That's his pops. Hit the pops. Oh, hit the pops. Ah, shoot. Am I just supposed to hit the pops? I'm reading to... You have my ox!
78:04
You have my ox! Get hold of yourself! Stop going down the wrong thing! No! Damn it! You have my Ox! Oh that's for Bromir? Alright, thanks Potomniac.
78:31
So did I get it? Hey Nick, did I get it? Or I'm still waiting to get it? No! Oh, okay. Still blinking. You need more pops. Okay, thanks, Boo.
78:58
Can I get the... Why are you stuck? I'm hitting that shot like crazy right now. No! Oh, there it is. how many shots I need to take in a damn thing 13 13 more no way
79:42
I got a gift from Elvis! That's what she said, right? A gift from Elvis. That's right, Elvis. Uh oh, what's the problem? the problem guys oh the achievements broke that's all right what happens when the achievements what happens the achievements are they broken one of my One of my redemptions broke. I see. The ladder has fallen two times. Only sound no bit. Try it again. Somebody who has points try it again. I'm ready for you to punch me in the face.
80:53
Yes! I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm shooting for. Nothing is lit. Shoot left orbit. But it's not even lit. Return of the Kings
81:48
Did all the inserts just die? I don't know. Oh, you're right. RUN! Hey guys, I scared her. It's impossible to scare Victoria and I just scared her.
82:36
That was an exciting one. That was scary. Wow. I know why the redemptions are broken, but I can't do anything right now. I mean I could do something, but I would ruin this multiball. No.
83:22
Damn it. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, not what I wanted to do. So Nick, I know what happened. Compensation. I'll refund them. I will refund them, guys.
84:08
See, I know why it's... Because my web sockets are dead for some reason. I'm gonna let Victoria play. Holy smokes. What? Oh, well, your game is so long, right? I know.
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26. So this multiball, the one with the triple jackpots and all that, it's actually based on switches, so you should have... You should wail the center spinner over and over again. Oh, shoot. Is that true? Oh, damn.
84:39
See you later, little bubblegum. Oh, Brian. Dude. I'm totally doing that next time. Please give me back some balls.
85:07
Ah, shoot. I'm not able to do it right now. Oh no. Wait, there's a ball stuck somewhere. Oh, lucky, lucky.
85:40
No, where is it? Where's the freaking extra ball? Do you see it? Oh, I see it, I see it, I see it. There it is, I got it, I got it. I don't like playing like that, that's not fair.
86:02
I don't think that's fair. Did that go during tournaments or leagues? Now if it was during a tournament then you you could be disqualified for continuing to play that yeah
86:16
It's not fair I think it was a few Victoria I would never do that to you though What? Do what? I wouldn't exploit a problem like that. Well I would. Because the more you play, the more you realize. I didn't see a ball drain. So it must not have been...
86:53
You know what I mean? Whoa! I never seen a smoky torch. This is destroying the ring. Get it! Get it! Oh, mother...
87:30
Afff it ah whoa KILLER! Nooo! That's my bag, throw it to the camera! No! That sucks! I'm sorry! Curse word! Oh, wow. You know, my news really is bad when he says curse word.
88:10
Curse word! Wait, do you have an extra ball? No. Oh, goody! Ball too! Curse word! I'll make this quick.
88:25
Ah, shit. Ah, that's exactly what I didn't want. It's okay, I'll make it quick. So you're trying to get up the center shot, right? I told you. Oh, yeah?
88:53
Oh, my God, guys. Don't... Oh, my God. Can you believe that shit? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm not you.
89:12
One shot. One shot, Victoria. I know, I know. One shot. Wait, is that, like, you beat the game if you do that? Eh, not really. I mean, that's a, it's a good place to be, but it's not like beating the game. Are you holding your video game? Yeah. See that? That was easy! What's up Brian? Hehehe Uhhhhhhh
89:44
Yes The shooting is out of stock also The shooting is out of stock, sorry My daughter of the king, the city must end, and be made for the refuge of Helm's Ditch!
90:20
Imagine how I would do if this game actually worked. I don't even have to be on stream. Oh, yes. Is that cathartic?
90:56
Yes. I must be. I got 50, though. That was my goal. That's, oh, my God. That's better than. My stream goal. My high score.
91:05
By 2 million. Oh, come on. up the middle it's kind of a dangerous shot huh you are the lord of the drains I mean with the target really soften it that much
91:41
So I reached my stream goal. Actually, um... Sack it to your webs. Now it's got to catch up. That's right, yo. Oh, Mother of Fire, thank you for the 100 bitties.
91:54
Um... Let's see. If it makes you feel any better, it was two shots. Oh, it was two shots away. It wasn't one shot. Oh, really? So you destroyed the ring and then what? Brian.
92:06
So... It does make me feel a little better. Brian, so you take that shot up the ramp and then what? What's the shot after that? Because I'm going to come back and play at some point. The stream is over, but, you know.
92:21
I want to see what it says. Or 100 shots and drain like the one I played. You have to hit the ring twice. Why would you have to hit the ring twice?
92:31
That seems so... Maybe you kick Gollum off the cliff and then he's hanging there and then you stomp on his hands. I don't know. I know. It seems a little contrived. Hit that shot twice. The ball gets caught in the ring. Two shots to the ramp. What? Really?
92:49
Because the ball should lock on the ring. Okay. Hmm. I wouldn't know any of that. Shoot it for three million.
92:58
Okay, for the final stage, you must knock the capture ball out of the ring. Oh. Okay, that's kind of cool. Okay. Poor Gohan. That's kind of cool. I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you're telling a story. It's like, wait, wait. It's like a world under glass. Oh my goodness.
93:16
We're out. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Victoria, once again. Eviction. Check her out on Twitch because she's awesome. Okay. Okay, bye, guys.
93:27
Thanks, guys. I'll see you later. Woo! 50 million! That's huge! Hell yes. Thank you. Yo, y'all, we're going to go race small town pinball, all right? Let's go. See you guys on tomorrow for riffing.
94:58
Later. Thank you.