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Day 1 of WORLD CUP SOCCER '94!! March 2015 - 2 / 2

Dead Flip·video·11m 43s·analyzed·Mar 30, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip casual gameplay stream of World Cup Soccer '94 with banter and scoring updates.

Summary

DeadFlip livestream gameplay footage of World Cup Soccer '94 pinball machine from March 2015, featuring Jack Danger and guests playing casually with commentary, banter, and running jokes about player 'Crystal' and team affiliations. Content focuses on machine gameplay mechanics, scoring, and social interaction rather than industry analysis or news.

Key Claims

  • World Cup Soccer '94 has a dog character named Striker who plays striker position, not goalie

    high confidence · Direct gameplay commentary identifying machine features

  • World Cup Soccer '94 features a TV scoop that 'claims victims' during gameplay

    high confidence · Player commentary about game mechanics during livestream

  • Final scores for the day: Thomas 13 points, Nick George Campbell 12 points, Brad Jack 8 points, Crystal 6 points

    high confidence · Explicit score announcement at end of stream

Notable Quotes

  • “Striker's the name of the dog. Yes. He's also a striker. He plays the position. Not goalie, as we learned earlier.”

    Jack Danger or guest@ 0:43 — Identifies key machine character feature and gameplay mechanic

  • “I hate it. You're crystal. You're just keeping two pet over and over again.”

    Jack Danger or guest@ 0:54 — Running joke about player 'Crystal' and repeated gameplay pattern

  • “if it doesn't go to kids, it goes to fixing pinball machines. That's the only thing we need cash for.”

    Jack Danger@ 10:35 — Reveals DeadFlip's approach to viewer donations and priorities

  • “More World Cup soccer all week, Monday through Friday. This is Deadflip 5 p.m. Central.”

    Jack Danger@ 11:01 — Confirms DeadFlip's streaming schedule and content focus for the week

Entities

DeadFliporganizationJack DangerpersonWorld Cup Soccer '94gameCrystalpersonThomaspersonNick George CampbellpersonBrad Jackperson

Transcript

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0:00
Dodge! Oh nice and a little shaky! Dope dodge dip dive and dive! Bicka-dippity-bidip! Blink out! Blink is real! Oh, fucking the air out of the room! Nice! Spin! Lock it up! I've locked a lot of balls. I have yet to experience multiple balls. Multiple balls. Ah! You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Eat the grass.
0:42
Striker's the name of the dog. Yes. He's also a striker. He plays the position. Not goalie, as we learned earlier. The TV scoop claims another victim. Yeah, okay. I hate it. You're crystal. You're just keeping two pet over and over again. I'm not just keeping my... Dude, you're slaying. Slaying the goal. Yeah, you got all the goals. Yep. There you go. She's going to blow this up right now. She's got all... She's got all the supers. Oh, you nail... You nail your first jackpot. I'll help you with the secret one.
1:17
Okay, the next one's lit. Oh, man. Now you want to start getting a motor ramp after you get this next one.
1:24
Get it in there. Nice, up the ramp, up the ramp. There's some murkin' people right there. What a powerful, powerful, powerful, powerful... Hell yes. I didn't realize if you got any assistance, it's like shooting a rat. Yeah, especially in a motorcycle. I feel like it's going to give you the... Oh, you can double ramp and get in that goalie's mouth. Come on. Get in the goalie's mouth. Nope. Careful. Oh, come on! Careful. He's a goalie. He's doing at least his stiff. He's doing his job. Oh, my gosh! You got this, buddy. Come on. All right.
2:24
Dude, scrabble. My man. Whoa. Crystal. Oh. Roll it. Oh. Oh, my God. You're murdering us. You beat Sweden.
2:41
Yes. Good stuff. Team Crystal. Showing up. Team Crystal. Burning it up. Okay. Let's do that. Good well done Nice job Look at this bony Look at this bony Bony baloney bologna Yeah look at that bony You have all the Ultras going on the top Yeah, with the... The motorball and everything.
3:10
That's gonna take a minute to get from the front. What a goal! I think the stream may be like 30. That's what I feel.
3:27
It's usually 30. But I think we lost the last five seconds. I'm not a chapstick guy, but I'm trying it out because the motorcycle is really dry. Get in there, you asshole!
3:45
Oh, no. That was only ball two? My man He cursed he gets there not with the multiple all day. Big ol' goal. Somebody got a big ol' goal.
4:25
Yep, yep. That is a built. Oh, no. All right. Wow. Lucky, ducky. Wow. Crystal blew up. See what you got, Crystal.
4:34
I just gained what I got. Uh-oh. Work it, work it. Uh-oh. Work it, work it. Uh-oh. Work it, work it. Too much booty. in the pants.
4:49
Too much booty in the pants. There's too much booty in the pants. Let me see your check stuff. Get your arm checked, too. What?
5:00
DJ Punk, you're not familiar? No, I'm not. Welcome to the internet. There you go. Just say, do it again, Crystal.
5:10
Alright. Come on, guys. Twitch is going to flag your feet. Why? Because we're pitch perfect? I think we nailed it.
5:22
Damn, it's too much booty in your face. You want the sarsaparilla there? Some wansky? Some sarsaparilla? Want some of that Rocktown wansky? You know, Ben, thank you for the Rocktown. I think I'll peel some paint off of an automobile. Fuck! Yeah He was kind enough to bring us a bottle of whiskey and it is hard to drink You think you can bring it to the party Was it rocked Town I don think so Maybe he been stalking it Yeah right People are gonna enjoy that Yeah. They better enjoy it.
6:01
X-Men! One more fantastic world! What a great shot! Bam! Bam! Bam! Brace yourselves, Adam's Famous! Alright. It's currently seven. Don't worry. Listen. You're playing, huh? Let's go.
6:25
How did you get here? The mug? I need people around here. Oh, shoot. I am. Oh! Crystal. Uh-oh. Crystal. Crystal with the... Hashtag. Hashtag round. Oh, look at this crap. Half-prone.
6:56
Strike. Pooh. Get that belly. Wow. A belly, a belly, a belly, a belly, a belly. A belly, a belly, a belly, a belly. Man. Strike. Getting goals, I mean.
7:13
Yeah, right? You're doing something. There you go, buddy. Hell yeah. Come on, okay, again. You need to get down spirits. Well, it's the... She just needs a couple... There you go, dude. That's what you wanted. Nice, nice. That's still a huge score.
7:32
Yeah, you poked around in there for a bit, so you got some money. What? Is that the highest score today? No. I pulled a bill. A bill and a quarter on my first game. Well, it actually didn't count. That's my life. That's my freaking life. Three goals!
7:53
Let's go! Nick can pack his skis and go. Hashtag Team Chris. Team Chris go. I like this. This is a new trending topic.
8:09
Enjoy your stay. Oh, did you collect it? Up and down gives you a lot of damage. You just gotta touch the spinner. Just gotta kiss it. It's like Monsterfish from Fishtails. You don't have to complete any shot. You just gotta touch it. Just make it late, dude. It's late.
8:37
What do you got on 4-E-Kip? It really doesn want me to hit that shot Oh man you getting bullet noises all day
8:56
On big guns? Yeah. Um, well, I mean, if you need any pointers, I'll tell you what's up. Can't do it. Can't hit that shot.
9:06
Starkey Stark in the funky bunch. Oh, spent three balls trying to get that shot. You're talking about TV work? Crystal. It's not breaking. Crystal.
9:15
All right. Who took second? Red Star. Yeah. Nice. 10-0. Nice. Who took third? Nick. And then I got DFL.
9:28
Down to four. Four. All right. So the final scores are Thomas with 13 points, Nick Campbell with 12, Brad Jack with 8, and Crystal with 6. Go team Brad Jack. We all did it Go team Brad Jack Ladies and gentlemen Thank you so much for coming This has been another exciting episode Are these episodes another exciting This has been another episode We've had another episode Here at Deadflip Headquarters Thanks to Thomas For winning Crystal As always Hashtag Team Crystal, YOLO. Macklemore DeMarco. Look up Macklemore DeMarco. Thanks to Brad Stark. We got Nick Campbell, who should be running in shortly. Nick? No? Nick Campbell. I think he's pooping. He's pooping. And I'm Jack Danger. I'm always here. Always here. Always, always here. Thanks for coming, everybody. Papa Sloth. Thanks for the donation, man. We'll make sure that money goes to good something. if it doesn't go to kids, it goes to fixing pinball machines. That's the only thing we need cash for. Basically the same thing. Yeah. That'll pay for taking the glass off. Giving a kid five bucks and saying, figure it out. Figure it out. And then another $2,500 for the injuries that he will sustain poking around a live pinball machine.
10:57
Thanks to Miller High Life. Thanks to everybody. All right, we'll see you tomorrow, guys. More World Cup soccer all week, Monday through Friday. This is Dead Flip 5 p.m. Central. Have a good night. Keep on flipping.
11:10
Hashtag Team Crystal. Hashtag. Hashtag Team Crisco. Hashtag Team Crystal. Love all. Hashtag Team No Crystal.
11:23
Team Hashtag No Crystal. That's me. Bye-bye. You're a boy now, huh? What, iPads? Yeah, I'll take this. I'm just trying to do what's happening.