Oh, yes. All right. On the right. You're on the right. Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, wait. All right. All right. Tuesday! Oh, don't go to that. Good evening, Penheads, and welcome back back to Deflate Pinball. We had a bit of a technical issue there for a second. I'm not sure what the hell happened. But we're here. We're ready. It's Roadshow again this week. I don't know how much of our introduction you guys caught or if it even made it. But last week Roadshow was cut short because of the holidays, so we're carrying it on to this week. No voting. We're just going to kill this game. Our goal is a billion. Shouldn't be too difficult to get. Nick and I are the only two people here tonight. We're going to pound the crap out of this game. If that's... I don't know. I don't know if that's... We're going to play the game until it gets to a billion. We're going to play a lot. Until we win. We have... A billion is the goal we've set for ourselves through the week. Hopefully we'll get it tonight. If we don't, we have all week to do it. We're going to have guests on, people that actually know how to play this game better than we do. So let's see how this is going. I think we can do it. Yeah, I don't see why not. You almost got a billion last week. Alright, let's go. This is our practice game. You want this ball, or do you want me to play mine? I haven't played yet. Go ahead then. I have not played yet. I have a feeling that something... Do you know if those guys are uploading or anything? I don't. I didn't. That's stupid. Because our FPS is suffering right now. Alright, I'm going to play this ball. Play it! Actually, you play the ball. Can you play it? Okay, thanks, buddy. The banner that we had up, because we had that up last week, but Deadflip was still wrong. Oh, fall in. All right, we are in. Yay. We are in. Yes, that's not bad. It just looks like it's crapping out a little bit. Me and Abby. So this is our practice game and then we're going to do our usual two out of three. Try to get a bill out of these things. It'll be fun. Hope everyone had an awesome Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving. I spent it in the northern deep woods of Wisconsin shooting guns. I saw you. I saw you. Lomo gun shooting. Oh, man. Oh, no. Lomo gun shooting. Oh. We got that one. We got another one. It wasn't dead deep, like it was deep, like it was D-E-A-T. All right. Good luck, buddy. Deep, please. I'll get it in the bag. Just so you know. Ah. Uh, this isn't my ball, but I will play it. Nice one, bro. Swift. Touchy. Titchy Titchler. My name's Touchy Titchler. Oh, see, that freaks me out every time. Just in case I don't make it up. Come on. Get in there. Alright, backhand it. Oh! Oh, blast off. Bounce it over and get it, because I don't even want to deal with all that nonsense. Dude, we've got to start to go for that crazy shit, and we're going to try to get a bullet. You know what I mean? We've got to stop shooting for old Ding Dong's jaw, too. Old Ding Dong's jawman. Old Ding Dong's jawman. Jada, that's awesome. Fix that DNR, man. Whoa. Whoa. I want to play Guns N' Roses. Where can I play one? I think they have one at, well, that place we never used to go to. Oh, Headquarters. Headquarters. Headquarters has a Guns N' Roses. Cottonwood. You betcha. You betcha, Red. Thursday. Thursday. Jaded, there is a shaker mode on this thing. There's an incredibly strong shaker motor on this thing. We turned it down to its lowest setting. Hopefully it doesn't mess with the camera too much because it goes off a lot on this. Ah, you dig a dig, Doug. Yeah, I think. How are we doing? There's one thing I might be able to do if the stream's lagging a little bit. I'm going to go down and double check. Yeah. Aw, you jerk. Get in, dear. Okay, live, live, live, live Crap Here we go, here we go, here we go Lock it Oh, crap Lock the bolt Oh my god, I can't find the lock There we go Woo! Alright. That's one lock. Sure. Lock it. Oh, you prick. I cannot find that shop on my cradle. Here we go. Nice. He's got to get in his mouth now. You got some off the ball? Oh yeah. Alright, make it work. Alright, here we go. Boom! Get in. Woo! Come on. You're fine, I'm fine. Everyone's fine. I can't get my hands on the... Oh. Come on, get this ball, man. You're in for it. That looked good, but now you're done. But now you're done. That looked good, but now you're done. Uh-oh. All I had to do was get it in his mouth, or he wouldn't accept my gift. He wouldn't accept your gift. All right, here we go, folks. Two out of three times. Two out of three. Good practice, balls. Get in there. I'm going to go kill my Dropbox too. This is good, folks. Fudge! I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing. It all just booga booga booga booga booga booga. That's how you don't play pinball folks. That is how you don't play pinball. Um. Hope everyone's having a great Monday. I sure am. Why is it so much hotter in this view? That light might have a little bit of a... Because it's like, if you're in here too long, go out there, like, we're refreshing. You should not be like that. I might have to check all the windows and stuff. Like, yeah. Check the windows. Alright, let it out. Six mil. Good start. Oh crap. Yeah, it did not do very well. Let's go for the wings. Missed it. Missed it. I can't get through those. Carl Weathers is the spinner. You almost had it. That would have been fucking perfect. Ah! Get it up in here. Pew pew pew! Dang it. That's all she was. Good. This way. Alright, so now multi-balls are ready to start. Here we go, lock them up. Yeah, buddy. Oh yeah, pinball machine in the house. Pinball machine in the house, baby. Because the family, you think a pinball machine in the house is a sign of like you're doing well with your life or is it the opposite of that? I'm thinking like God or the law kind of thing. Oh, it's like you go to his house, it's like are you well off so you have a pinball machine or are you wasting your money? Are you a dirty thing? Yeah. But, like, what is the normal person... Think about a living room, not a living room, but even just a... I would think a living room, I would even think it's... A living room pinball machine is a living room. But a basement pinball machine... Basement pinball machine, fine. I think that's... I think you're deep. Okay, well, I mean, that's fair, too. Okay, cool. Yeah, that's kind of my vibe. That's kind of the vibe I get from my friends when they see this stuff. Yeah, it's more geek than anything else. It's kind of like, really? I don't think it's a... Oh, man, this is all in there. It's falling this mile. Oh, man, this isn't good. All right, here we go. One off. One shot. Oh, baby. Swallow it. My man. More, more gold. More, more gold. Now back in his mouth. Oops. Gotcha. The next one goes in Red's mouth. Yup. I forgot that it fed out like that. Get up there. Oh, you can set it. Come on, Jake. Her mouth wasn't open. This needs to trigger the opto. Good ball one, buddy. You're on your way. You know, we shouldn't battle against each other. We should battle for a billion. That's what we're doing. I'm not fighting you. All right. Instead, you get six million points. All right. Because it's a different game to beat somebody. Don't fake it. Welcome back, buddy. Than it is a game to get high score. Because sometimes you play conservatively, you can beat someone if all I need to get is 300. But if I need to get a billion, I gotta play aggressively, which is I think what we're trying to do today, right? Yeah. Alright, take it to the bill. The bill house. Take it to the bill house. That's a big one. I love that game. Yeah, whirlwind's a fun one. Shoot the ring to increase jackpot. I thought he was shoot the uh, shoot the jaw. Shoot the jaw thing. The jaw thing. What's that thing called? I don't know. How is there only one gun in this house? Ouch! That actually hurts. Needs good cleaning. Does your fan work okay on it? Oh, it's okay. I actually slapped the cabinet enough to make my fingers go numb. I've had that happen too and it's terrifying. That hurts. Yancy! Living room is a bit much. You have 12 in your living room? Wow. Yancy. Yo, Yancy! Yancy. Yo, Yancy. DT, yeah, the job is rolled up. Are you playing in the state tournament? Say no. Because we're trying to count who's in and who's out on that list. We're on the bubble of making it to state finals. We're just trying to see where we sit. I mean, we want to see you, of course. We're not trying to discourage you. We just want an accurate number of, like, who's going and who's not. because we're trying to figure out if we can sneak in or not. We're both right on the edge of being in the state pinball championships come February. The reason we have to do a lot of math is because there's a lot of people that qualify for Illinois that they don't always play in Illinois. Yeah, they're from Sweden or Wisconsin. Yeah, there'll be people from Ohio or California or all over the place because we have a lot of tournaments in the state. People come from everywhere around, but that doesn't mean they show up to the state finals. Why can I not hit the ramp? Oh, the ramp. That's all I wanted. Oh, no! Son of a garbage man. Yeah, he's playing with Gavin. Oh, nice. I mean, he might be in Indiana, but he hasn't answered officially. Yancey, my man. Oh, he is. Yeah, he is in Illinois. All right, good. Oh, Yancey, you're playing in Illinois. I've been counting you in as in, but you're one of the ones I didn't know if you would play in or not. Whoa, that was a big thing right there. Thanks, buddy. Thanks for the info. That's when I count things up. Now he's got to figure out if our guys play in. Oh, man, yeah. Well, Art's number one in Wisconsin. I think you want to play where you're number one. Well, yeah. You better play where you're number one. If you play where you're number one, then that means the first player you play is number 16. Which is why I don't even want to speak. Man, we've got to move up to like... We need middle of the road. We want to be in the middle. Because if I'm going to play in the other middle, we've got a chance. Sure. Last year I was in the state finals and the first person I played was Zach Sharp. Oops. Who was at the time I think first or second in the world. He was first or second, yeah. And that did not go well. It went better than I thought, but then I think he turned his winning switch on. He put his cheat codes in there. I got to get it in there. The old chirpy code. How do I relate to what, Friday? Uh, oh the second time you got back on the call. Oh I gotta do Friday again? Okay. So I'm back at Wednesday. Uh, alright I got another multiple I wonder. Good. Good setup buddy. You're 18th in Illinois. Wow. Who's that? Hansi. Hansi, yeah. Yeah he's definitely a good free game. Yeah, uh, Kevin said that he will be in Indiana. Okay. All right, I'm not doing so hot here, folks. I'm going to go for more. Yeah, I'll see you. All right. Let's go. All right. All right. All right. All right. What I need is not that I have half a bill. I need Miami and the Pines at shot. Boom. Boom. Shoot rain. Liz. Tyler. Liz. What up, what up? Yeah, that's more money right there. Yeah, that's another 25 million. Judge millions. Ooh, next inning. Dude, you there? Oh, yeah. Hit me up, Nashville. Change radio station. It's multivolve, so it's going to put a ball in the field. Oh, bleep. Oh, you hit the hot rod twice. You just made $30 million. Oh, I guess that thing's hanging out. That's fine. I don't want to cheat. I don't want to cheat, folks. Fuck. Clippy! Clippy! Should be too high. Thanks, Brad. Clippy, man. Clippy's are for babies. Are they? I don't want my new skinny game. Thanks for donating, Brad. Thanks, Brad. Are Clippy's called Clippy's because that's the name of the guy who made them? I think they're called Clippy's because your ball stands on the edge like a clip. They designed them to just get your ball there right on the tippy toe or the edge. Like you're caught on a clip. Tippy toe. I think it is his name. I think it's the guy that invented it. The guy that ruined pinball forever. Clippy Clipton. Clippy Clipton. You know what? Clippy, if you're out there, you're like the guy that invented plastic wrap for pouches. Yeah. I don't like it. Gremlins love that shit. You're protecting your assets. Monster cab, shoot ramps. Hit it! Oh, flip it! Flip it out! Well, that's the second cab move. He comes back with a monster truck cab, and he has jaws that want to shoot you. How do you, do you have to hit the same thing again? Oh, no, that one's all ramps. Folks, I screwed up. Well, you got your name on it. I'm proud of you. I screwed up. Where's the key? Uh-oh. Oh, they're hanging up. Oh, it's in that tournament. Yeah, Yancy, those cookies make those little shots harder, too. on Adam's family, that drives me nuts. It's like the shot I go for all day in the game. Somebody puts a clippy in that electric chair. It makes the shot a little tighter, but it also gives you like a lift that sort of messes with the momentum of the ball. Yeah, the whole thing, like we've had issues with clippies on Tron. Come on, get up. You got hair? Scarf is by the same name. Oh, you're ready? That's nice. Yeah, Clippy's, I get it. I get why people use them. But, man, I wouldn't put them in my games. They would drive me nuts. Alright, folks. Ah, New Walking Dead code says Gavin, and he's updating his machines. Oh, really? The one at Blind Robin. Let's go! New Walking Dead? He says he's updating his code tomorrow. Aw. But what about... The flipper stopped working. That's why you don't use clippies. Right, because the flipper stopped working. Damn clippies! And they're only to protect the wood because it's like where the rail drops it onto the wood. That's where you're protecting it. Yep, I guess there you're right. Thank you But not on this one because it's not getting that rolls over. It's not getting that impact. Yeah Yeah, well you like and you put them here because that kick out is like throwing it at that ledge Yeah, no, I I guess I guess I get it Playfield are expensive. I get it. Oh, yeah, the chair the entire Game apart. Yeah to put a plate field on I totally get it. Point to you. And I have other games that had no cookies that have the highest parts of the game that are all messed up. They just mess with the artist's integrity. I'm fighting for the artist here, you know? You can't build a game without cookies. How about a game without cookies? You're supposed to kill him at shaker mode or now? Oh, my God. Okay, ball. Are you going for that mode? No. Egonomics, 651. The Walking Dead is fun. It's got some really draining shots on it. It's not even shots. It's beans. The second you've clenched the ball, it goes into pop-up loads, and that feed coming out of there to the flippers, it's like a 50-50 whether it's going to go straight down the middle. And that's not something you can fix with code. Well, there's the toy in the back of the prison. Once those doors open, there's no longer an auto-involve, so it's just directly a bad toy inside that prison. That thing's about 70, 80% accurate when you're hitting it. I kind of dig the Zac Stark white office building feeling of all the white LEDs in there though. Yeah, it's pretty gross. Yeah. The feeling, you know, like all the white. Yep. There we go. There you go. Why? Nice dreams. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great, folks. The art on here is pretty cool. Yeah, I agree. Just looking at the cones. You got the construction cones going up to tell you, like, last value. You got all the... Ooh, there's danger on the play field. My man. Oh, cool. We got to get close up to that one. We got, oh, the radio targets here. The little radio and this little... And you know what? It's like they spared no expense because there's art that creeps back in. Like, you'll never ever see that little tractor right there, you know? That's on the diverter here. Oh, that's cool. This little thing here that says you can't get there, what is that even? That's the return for that. Yes, it is. You are correct. You are the most correct. I am the most correct. Get your photo. Thank you. Keep this train a-rollin'. What do we got here? Sounds like a quarter muncher. Yeah, the Walking Dead I could see being a quarter muncher. Absolutely. If you get one little loose tilt, then you can get that ball out of the drain from that feed. That game needs a loose tilt so that when that feed's coming off, you need to bump it either out or over in order to make sure that ball doesn't just roll and just go straight down the drain. You need to push it off of there a little bit. You kind of have to pop it off a little, and then... Yeah, the rollover skill shot thing is interesting, but the way you think it would work when you first plunge it is not how it works, but how you thought it originally worked is how the in-game skill shot works, if that makes sense. So when you do your initial plunge, you would think that you'd want to touch the rollover that's lit and then come back down. That's not the case. You want to touch every rollover while it's lit and then hit a target in the back while that's being pointed at. Then go down the blinking in lane. Then halfway through the game, you'll get something called Woodberry, and you'll shoot this really tight shot that puts it back in the plunger lane. That shot, you get to choose what target you're going to rollover. that is you want to get it just to that target and then have it come back down. And most of the shots in that game feed it to the pop bumpers, and like I said, the pop bumper feed to the flippers is where you're draining most of the time. For me, anyway. Oh. So how do I do this? So if you want this super, you go ramp. Never mind, right there's Hiddick. But if you go in ramp, ramp, and then hit it, or no, it has to be this turnaround. Oh, because that lights five X. Yeah, because then it's like two, three, four or something, four X. Or something like that. Yeah. It's like a multiplier for your blast. Wow, nice. I like that. Boom. All right, so same with this thing? Same thing, yeah. Do I want to shoot this? Yeah, hit the loop first. Try that. Try the same. Do it again. Oh, fuck. Oh, do it again. Oh. That's what I get for trying these things. I do it too. I just go for it. But if I'm going to try to get a billion, I've got to learn these tricks and go up and around and this. I did get a little Mario figurine, by the way. He watches me play. Oh. Yeah, J-Will, that is totally a flex-saving game for Walking Dead. No. Also, the ramps on that game are pretty cool, too, because they're shaped funny. Like the one on the left it got a wide opening to hit it but it like that feels like a 90 It like 45 degrees It shoots up and then goes back And the one on the right once it gets halfway down the ramp you like yeah that coming back and somehow magically finds its way It's funny because it starts here... Yeah. And it goes up... And it runs the length of the... Yeah, like that ramp starts here and it goes up, and then it starts going downhill that way, and loops back around. And this one is like way up here, but it goes... It shoots straight up. It's nuts. I think they both go through the back. Yeah, they both go through the back. That's really cool. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh, that's cute. That was on purpose. That's called the, uh, the hand that feeds. The hand that feeds the back. That's like the, uh, the backwards, um, volleyball bump. Backward volleyball, folks. You heard it here first. Oh, that's shaky. Whew. Why did I do that? Every time I do that. I know. I just stopped doing it. Every time I do that. I'm like, oh, three million. And then I drink. All right. Let's just hit the ramps. All right. I got to hear this. It wouldn't drop this time. Ramp. I'm trying, Mom. Woo-hoo. There it is. There it is. I was getting it out of there. Weird. I'm off. Thanks. Hurry, Ed. Oh, money. Oh, that was a fast one. That was a nice third round. Hey, special, hit it up. Holy crap. Holy crap. Gorgara, his school. My friend in Power Outage. Junior high, early junior high school, had a Gorgara in his dad's basement. And that was fun. Oh, game over already. Game over. We didn't make it. This time we need to hit a billion. Ready? Any love in here? Ready? Oh! Oh! Go. Whoa! Okay. That was fun. I need to... I'm sure I'll have to cap the heat in here. Don't tilt. I'm sorry, I'm not tilting anymore. Hippie! I'm not tilting anymore. Hippie! Man, I'm just mad. Mad today. Mad at clippies, mad at hippies. I mean, I'm always mad at hippies. It's like, you know, cut your hair, get a real job. Get a job, man. All right? All right. All right, salt shakers. This isn't dropping fast enough for me. That one is not. Go get him. Go get him, Chad. Go get him. Be my wheel. Live. Live. Hippie. Live, hippie. That's a good looking drop, though. I'm feeling it. He's just going to hit that thing with... AHHHHH! Oh, use... Fuck! Oh, this game! Oh man, this is going to be like Getaway. You just have to left the... Saber from the left out, then you go to the right. What do I get? Spring break? Alright. That's cute. Come here. Ah! Oh, that's what I wanted. Come on down. Thanks, Gavin. Good job, Ketch. Let's give him another check. Aw, that's cute. I'm always rolling, baby. Oh! Oh! Ah! Oh, gosh! Did I have two dangers already? Oh, my God. That is... Thank you, thank you. Can we get a billion? Is this a fresh game? Oh! Why isn't his name showing up? Who? It's all like white on white. What is that? Oh, no, that's Gavin. He's got like a terrible color. It says Orbatics. Can you pick another color? Yes. I can't read it. I don't think you can. Wait, did you pick that color? You went for it again, didn't you? You went for it. You said you wouldn't. Don't do it. Yeah, David, you're right. Just remember getaway. Nothing will ever be that bad. Ooh, hard. You're a buster. Yo, I'm going to go for the superhero. Tell me how much I get on this if I hit it. Ready? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. 43. So QX. So you got 43 million. With all that work, you would have taken 10 million less and gotten 35 if you just went right for it. Well, that was only 2X. I could have had 2X. This is true. Oh, I hit it. It went in the clippy. Oh, my God, it saved it. That doesn't even seem real. The drain on it. Wait, why? I don't know. I'm taking it, though. That's on that clippy. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh. That's so crazy. Oh, no. Alright, I'm gonna go for this, and then Ohio's lit. Ding dong! Oh, I'm gonna go for my 2X. Ryan Rourke. It's Friday, man. Oh yeah, Friday? Well, too late, I'm in a mood. Alright. Whoops, that was weird. Oh, thank you! Oh no! The old black danger. Oh no! The old hold it up and maybe something will happen. Nothing ever happens. The old hold them up. Lunchtime. Hot dog. Fifteen. Oh baby. What is this? Oh, baby. What the hell? This is not your game, buddy. Folks, that game was Dirty Brown Trash Walker. This is bad. All right, we haven't got over a quarter of a minute. What was that quote from the workaholics, Brown? I don't know. Is that a movie? No, they're trying to describe Carl. On the rim of the border, the front is free. Here we go. What am I doing? What? What am I doing? What am I doing? You did that back. Did you hit anything? Oh, you hit no cabs. I hit the skill shot. Oh, you did? You hit the skill. The skill she. The skill she holler. Down in skill she holler. Shoot her deer. Please? Thank you. Alright, to the bunker. You! Man, this game is brutal unless you have too much turkey. Ah, just in time. This game is a little bit of a punisher. Just a touch. Just a touch, folks. Like the stuff that you want to hit the most, they're right over the train. I'm not! How do you like my... You hit the blast stone a certain amount of times, I guess? Oh, really? I didn't even drink. Uh-oh. Oh! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! Oh! Alright, here we go. I'm the worst! I'm the worst! Oh my god. Whew! Tradition never dies. This is your jam? This is your game? Tradition, thanks for coming buddy. We've been playing last week and this week? We only played two days last week. We intend on playing this all week and then letting you guys vote on next week's game or just saying that it's going to be Twilight Zone. I have a very special announcement before we play. Oh no, what's that? Are you pregnant? Looking good! I've been trying. The beer is helping. I think I'm selling my first game. Yeah? Yeah. What are you selling? I think I'm... Getaway? I think I am. Did you post... hold on. Did you post that on Pinside? No. No. So... No. No. Someone else is telling you to get away with it. I'm giving a friend of mine first stab at it because he wants it. Wait a second, is it a guy, this will be his first pinball machine purchase? I know who that is, I was there when he brought it up. Yeah. I told him I'm going to give him a first stab. It's going to be a pretty good price because I'd like it to go to a good home. A good home, an easy one. And it's the first game I've ever sold, so it'd be nice to know where it is and maybe like speed another day and go, Oh, cool! I know this game! Yeah. Wow! Jettaway's fun. So, uh, yeah. It's a punisher, but that's what you want in a home game. A game that stays fun and challenging and gives you stuff to do. Yeah, and I haven't had a game I've bought in plenty. But I figured if he's interested in it, and, I don't know, it would be interesting. I don't know, maybe I'll tear it up, I'm not sure. I just wanted to talk to the collectors, other people that own machines. Do you guys get sentimental and sad when you sell machines? Share the stories? It's like selling your kids off, right? I don't know, selling the kids off with the easiest thing I've ever done. Wait, what did I do? You're in the, um, spin. Oh, I'm in the money mode? Super spinner. Get control baby, get to 500. Well first off... Oh! Alright, here we go. My man. Let it poop. Poop! What have I done? What have I done? Wide rocks! Wide rocks. Well that wasn't a lot of money, was it? It was a lot. Five, six, nine years. That ain't got a lot. Don't shoot for it. You ever see this ad when he sold his shiny new monster? Really? Which, uh, I've had some fun games on that. That's a pretty fun game. I've never known it well enough to know if I like it or not. Yeah. Aww. Yeah. But, uh, I've played it a couple times. Pretty fun. Bingo. Getaways are everywhere. I owned it twice. Owned it twice. Wow. Alright, ball three, buddy. We gotta step this up, man. Oh! Suenere! I want the pennant! Yay! Tredaeson says, what's going on in the pennant giveaway spot? Oh, nothing for now. We're oversold here in Bomb Camp. We, uh, we're definitely... We're at realistic capacity. There's always like fantasy game world capacity where, you know, we could fit another 30 games in this place, but... I think 11 is where we're gonna stop. Now if someone has a game they don't have room for and needs to put it somewhere, we take real good care of them. Yeah. Oh God. You fart. Holy crap, you juggled the life out of that ball. Man, I was just like behind the bat, between two flippers, across the street, in my pocket, up and down and through and back and in. Between the legs, through the hoop, nothing but net. Nothing but net. Man, I did everything. Straight down the drain. That was awful. Get out of here. Yeah, there's no goal right now to reflect on anything. We're kind of overstocked right now. And I think I'm going to give you three machines in total. That's going to be getaways, instants, and the digital pinball machine. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have a... I am playing like dumb! Nothing but you. What we should do is pick a day. They're saying we should get an Elvis for Reggie and I. I should come in on like a Saturday, hook this whole rig up to the digital game, and just make it like a... make it like a... QDC. But you're not gonna believe... it's practically real! Look at those graphics! graphics. It's like you're touching a real pinball machine. Well that's because you are Nick. This is actually built into an actual physical cabinet. Much like an original pinball machine. How much it would cost to take over the bed flip screen. Just so you can uh. To hook this whole thing up. And just to have like a price. We can have an operator. Maybe have something on like. Operators are standing by. This is Jack Lynn. Just sitting there. Somebody call, please. It's great. It's very fun. I just, we don't play it because we have a lot of other machines. Tradition says that Elvis blows. Elvis is fun. You think it's the best thing ever at first, then you play it, it gets shittier and shittier. I'm not okay just playing Elvis' song. Well, it's just like, the music's the worst part. Um... . What am I... Fuck! What am I missing? . What am I... Like, there are no consonants in his singing. They're all vowels. Oh, God. Did Elvis invent the R-sing? . All right. Well... That was fun. I don't think it's a... how about Tom? Tom is a... Okay, can I... did you see that thing about the... it's called the women's pinball? That reality show? I didn't see that. Is there something you can discuss? How do you feel about that? It felt very all over the place for me. It just looked like they took a... American James Piekarz... Cut out all the parts where they talk about pinball machines and that sort of thing. But it was all New York people. Yeah, they were all, it was all like awesome kids. But, you know, said my mom, could she give a shit who those people were? Well I think that's the point, right? Like you want a TV show that has people that nobody knows. Nobody knows and some people love. Yeah, nobody knows who that guy is. Josh and all these great names, like, nobody knows. My mom doesn't know that. It was interesting. The thing about it, though, was it was like, so for a minute, they'd be like, oh, this guy John's got this awesome game. Let's go look at the game. Oh, cool game. All right, this guy Mike's got this game over here. And there was sort of like no in-between. Like, just watching the first whole thing that I saw, I wasn't, was I supposed to know that he's a decent thief? I didn't see that. Or if he's like flipping them or... Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I knew a couple of those guys. Just probably banging around New York a little bit. Banging around New York. My man. What a creep. What'd I do? I know you. I'm just banging around New York. Was that a sex thing? I've been banging around Chicago for a while, but not anymore. I thought banging was like a thing... Like a hot dog. Oh, like, that's a great hot dog. Like, that thing is banging. Like, girls can be banging. Games, music can be banging. I've seen some banging dudes, I guess. I don't want to discriminate. Kids can be banging. I can be banging this, baby. You're banging. I'm hitting red. Stop. It's my favorite shot. Stop. It's fun to hit. You just stop. Get out. Get up there. If there's any fans of us getting a billion, we need to help each other here. We need to encourage each other to play a track. Ramp. My man. Say it again. Ramp. My man. In between. I want that in between. Watch that. All right, I'm not even doing this, man. I'm taking my 35 and I'm walking away. Because I don't even know what you're trying to explain to me. Alright, instant 33. That's great. If you were to combo, thing rant, and orbit shot. Oh god! Why? Help me! It's so... It just looks like... It's not trying. It looks like it's going to do so much good. No. There's nothing good. This thing's leaning to the left. BT he does. Ah, what's his butt, man? My elbow is in Megan Fox's house. Tradition, that's weird. Early, every time. Dirty Harry would be a cool table. I haven't even played it before. I've had some good games on Dirty Harry. That's a fun, weird game. Dirty Harry. Dirty Harry. Oh, God. What would I buy? I don't know. What would... Well, first the game with no tilt and roll. What would you buy? What would I buy? That's available. Because you were looking for a game that's unavailable. What would you buy that's available? I'm only looking for a game that's unavailable because I don't want to buy a game. You know what would be interesting to have? Something like a... Like a Joust. With the C player? C player pinball. I don't think we have enough games for that yet. I think you need like 30 games before you get into the weird stuff. Alright, I'm thinking... Avengers? Fuck's sake. Nobody wants Avengers. Folks, nobody wants Avengers. Um, what about... I would take a Judge Dredd again. You like Dredd? Yeah. That was fun. I would take a Dredd. I was there that last. Yeah, I was too. Dredd was fun, huh, folks? Oh my god. I didn't hit nothing. Um... Is there a rubber there that can feed into that? Nah, it's just funky. World Cup soccer, we can get a World Cup in here. Oh yeah, that's actually what I'm a little bit making room for. There's a big chance that there's a World Cup coming my way. And I want to make sure I can fit it. Gavin says Corvette. Does Gavin have a Corvette? That's cute. Thanks, Gavin. Corvette. What's Corvette? It's a game with the two race cars right here. Oh, Corvette. Oh, this shit. Really? I like it. I like it. I wouldn't know. What's your Corvette price there, Gavin? That thing shows up in tournaments all the time, and it's fun. Remember we played it in Rose City? Oh, that's right. You get to end it, and you're like, run, run, run, run, run, run. Dirty Jay, we had a Whitewater here for the longest time. That was like maybe the third or fourth game we had in the studio. Whitewater, yeah. And we had that for about a year or two. We had Spider-Man before Whitewater? Yes, because I think Whitewater was Brad's first play. Lord of the Rings, and then it was... Twilight Zone? No, then it was... Spider-Man? No, Lord of the Rings, then Jerry Red. Then I got my first one which was Twilight Zone. Then we pulled out here and he got Lord of the Rings. No, Lord of the Rings was first. Oh no, Lord of the Rings, Spider-Man. But didn't we have four out there? We moved one in here and we always had three out there and one in here. It was Lord of the Rings, Dread, Twilight Zone, Tron. Tron before Spider-Man? Yep. Tron was the first one back here. Oh shit. It was Tron, then it was Spider-Man, then it was Whitewater, then he moved this stuff out. Yeah, what a... come on Brad. That was after I had Eastman and Sting. Oh, this is ball three. Alright, let's get a billion points. Alright, there's my multiple. But first, Mardi Gras. Ranks, all there. I got my butt kicked on that game by 10. I don't know that I've ever had a really fun game on a Bonzo. It looked cool, it's just not my jam. Not my jam. Oh my god, dude we're getting worse. We are getting worse. Time got worse! Alright, just get a billion points. You know what? Go for the bulldozer. Alright. Let's keep going. We're told not to, but why not? You got 3 million. And if you miss, you get a ring. Stop. Oh no. Oh no's right. Oh no's right. Oh no's right. What is that? Ping pong balls? Did I get those points? Family Guy would be fun to play. Family Guy is really fun. Yeah, or Shrek. Shrek's harder to find. I like Family Guy a lot actually. Um... It's a game I want to learn one of the rules and everything. That's not a bad one. It's not expensive. multiball. This is not good. Come on, play it. So, I bet you think at Chomperd, what would you want? Oh, at Chomperd? Yeah. They have, I mean we haven't been there in a while, but we're going to go to Chomperd. You know what would be fun to take? If it was just like walking away with the game and not really like paying money for it. I wouldn't mind grabbing that 24. 24? That's a great one. Yeah. That's a real great game. 24 is a piece of fun and a great game. My man! I don't know where it is. I just don't when I do that shit. Oh my gosh. That felt good. 24 is cool. Also, that I don't see around a lot. Here you go. Oh, hit it! Did I scare you around a lot? Did I like you a lot? Your cheek is the eye. Sopranos is fun. Sopranos is fun. They had all sterns up there. I can't tell a good thing. A little creepy backhand action. Oh, that's good money right there. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. I'll do it. There we go. Hit it again. Any time? Nope. I just made some cash. What non-cern did you get? You know ours is fun, but those dandy heaths are real weird to me. They're finicky. It's like, what's the one? No, that's not J.D. What is it? It's got a big Sega thing on it. Sega? Sega! What the hell did I just do? Hold on. You just got it in 5X glass. But it didn't do anything. Oh, God. Why did I do that? Okay. Ooh. That's a nice, that's a nice speed. I shouldn't have clicked. God damn it! J.D.? Don't make the kid. Motherfucker! That was a great ball, though. You're a quarter of the way there. I'm going to go with the other one. I'm going to go with the other one. I'm going to go with the other one. I'm going to go with the other one. You're a quarter of the way there, buddy. Whoa! Good morning. You'd like to see us unbox a pinball live on stream? We did that, uh... We could do that. We could pack Metallica back up. I'm sure I'll get another one one of these days. Pirates of the Pyramids, yeah man! Pirates is cool. Yeah, Baywatch was in that period when Sega bought that at least. Oh no, I didn't know! I just wanted to hold my flipper up, but I didn't buy it. You don't, you can buy it. Oh, farts! You know what, Josh Bacon? I've never played a pinball match before. Pinball match is cool. There's some really weird shots on that one. That's what I heard. Gavin, no stream tomorrow. We will stream tomorrow. Um, maybe we'll do it at... You don't have to leave, like, Gameport. Or just the short stream. Did you try to go for bigger money? Oh yeah, a couple times. Yeah, you made about $28 million. I mean, that's only $5 million less. Yeah, but you're also, like, making dangerous money. You're taking more shots than you need to. Yeah, that's fake. If Capcom was still making tables, that'd be awesome. That's fake. If they had a Big Bang Bar just out in the open for anyone to play in a hallway at Chicago Pinball this year, you had to walk by it to go to anything It was there And no one was playing Mardi Gras Mardi Gras I knew I should have run and worn a world t-shirt. Hit me up! Nice! Oh! No! Man! Keep warming it. Tell me you're not wearing... What? I'm in. I'm in. Space Troops. Where am I? Big Bang Bar costs a dollar. What? I think that's on Enron, though. Yeah, right? That's a pretty fun game. It's a nice looking game. The artwork on that thing is gorgeous. It might be my favorite style artwork. It's the same sort of feel that Papa Dude's going for. It's like speed painting with one single diameter brush throughout the entire thing. It's probably my... so there's like the Elvira machines that have incredible artwork. All the Greg Ferrer stuff, his style, Harley's own, Elvira, Whitewater, that stuff has been pretty cool. But, um, that's, uh, probably being marked pretty nice. Pretty good looking. There we go. Oh, it's exclusively the right ramp? No, it's both. I thought it said right. Get it out. Uh-oh. No! Welcome to Clippy Town. Hold on, I can save this. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, Silky Town. Grab your clippies. I'm going to save that thing. Alright, here we go. Oh, you're safe. Okay, it was a dollar to play that extra. That's why no one was playing it. Man, I was on a roll and stuff. Oh, I got a clicky ding dong. Oh, no. Chicago. That pennant. Oh, no. Oh, God, I missed it. There we go. That was a little tough. Red target spot. All right, folks. Sorry for yelling, folks. Oh, gosh. I got really pissed. Shit. Shit. There we go. Evil Tollbearer. Rance. Oh, God. Yarrgg! This is super bad. Yarrgg! Nice bonus. 41 million. Thanks, buddy. If I had that pennant... Oh, I see. Alright. What's this one? I wanted two in a row. Um... Who else is on my list? My kids. Your kids. Who's on my list? I've got some games I played when I was younger. I think the new Medieval Madness would be cool. That's super expensive, but... Talking only it's kind of cool. Love you Honestly, I think you're gonna get a World Cup Wizard of Oz. Oh, that'd be cool Because I helped work on it I've had friends of mine go, yeah, that's a really interesting game, and there's this, and there's this, and people kind of trust their judgment, you know? So I figured if my name's on it, and it's a good game, and people say it's a good game, I just haven't had a lot of time to play it. So I may have to get one sooner or later here. What am I shooting for? The drain? Yeah, right there. This area here? This shaft's so hard to hit right here. By the way, is this the post-data center post? It is not. That was screaming out. Well, we're getting a little better here, folks. Our highest score is 370. Turning it to a billion. And we can do this. I just got to hit anything. Game anything. All right, ramps for me, folks. Oh, baby. Oh, gosh. Don't, don't, don't. Watch. Oh, that's cool. I was a fucking exchange degree doctor. Can I say something? Up until, let's say six months ago, that was not it. What happened? You tilt all the time now. You never used to tilt. We're going for a billion points here. Go look at any stream that we've done. Here's Nick Campbell. Since the plane. You're going to play something now? We'll get a billion points first and then we'll have... Dave's on. You're going to make me think of Dave. Someone's got to do it. Alright? Ever since Dave's on, who's going to tell? This is getting done! You're gonna do it! You're gonna do the hard work? The hard work? No, I'm gonna sell it. For Dave, alright? For Dave! Man. For Dave. Remember Dave? You know how great he would be on stream? God, he'd be insane. He would be dancing right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait! He would have a helmet on right now. He loves his helmet. He would have... Like, we would have like, pet phrases right now. Like, Scribbles. Scribble the Squales. Dig dong diggity doo. Man. Dig it up and put it in your mouth now. Put it in your mouth. Alright, that's good. Here we go, sauce take em. For the kids. Oh man. Fucking shit. For the kids. Dig it up. Put it in your mouth. Here we go. Honestly, after playing the new Medieval Madness at Mysterious Bar that I don't know they have in Medieval Madness, I would... Loquan Hardware? I would... I would get a repurposed one. Or a new one. What do you call it? It felt just fine. It's the same, I mean... Well, I keep expecting there to be a Boom Shakalaka. Me too. I keep wanting to finish it too, and I forget. Why is that? Is it because it's 90s? 90s. Boom Shakalaka! Yay! Don't eat kids. In-N-Out Special. Who said that? Oh, that was someone from SNL. No. Oh, that was Dana Carvey. High in that. Church lady. Church lady? High in that. Yeah. All right, Streaming Swifts does not make chops. All right, maybe it does. Oh, indeed. Why did you do that? I didn't think it would go up. Uh-oh. Hold on, I can do this. I was watching something. You can? Yeah. Here it comes. Okay. Okay. No! All right. The microphone. $1.75. Sorry for screaming. It's basically to let these fall that we can't do a billion dollars that Several times so far today alone Don't do it. Get up! Oh, no! You missed me. Oh, sorry. Okay, I'll take it. Yo, Ransom Room! I knew I should have warned him. What? Get up! Up! Up, up, up, up! Up! Up, up, up, up! Why are there Eskimos and Robots from Twilight Zone looking at Topless Pit? Oh, Mardi Gras. Nice. Don't hurt yourself. Oh, stupidity. Ah! Ha! Well, you made 20s, everyone. That works. You got a last minute one there. Oh, no. Baby. You can cast Ola. Up. 73 mil. I'm sad. Why not? Hit it up. My turn. Why not? Tick tock, tick tock. Excellent shot. Flying rocks, of course. It's the obvious choice. Got it! What is the trigger in that? Oh, there's an actual switch. Another flying rocks. Is this illegal? I think it might be used. Is something wrong? Yo, I'm getting my money one way or another. We have another. Clean or otherwise. Yo, Chicago! All right, put it in the spinner. Oh, what? That felt good. Damn. That felt good. Yeah, that felt great. Even Gavin's like three flying rocks. How does that work, Gavin? Does that make you? Four flying rocks. Ding dong! Why is he doing this? For horror? Oh, radio! But you know I can't live without the radio. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. You hit her in the mouth. Oh! Trang that. Gavin, is that busted? Why is it confused? He's confused, that's for sure. Is it busted? But you know what can't live with a moribund. Half a billion is good money, but Douglas, here comes... Can it be I'm going to triple that. Triple that? That's just refreshing. I didn't drop that correctly at all. Is that where it goes? No. What increases the DPS of the value? Can you increase the value of Bad Carl Weathers? I don't think so. Because the pop bumpers were making the shaker go. The pop-up has increased the blast value. Oh. Alright, 460 something. That's the highest we got so far. Wait, did you turn up that? Probably. Oh, wait, excuse me. Wait, no, that's not the highest. Put my name on this thing. Oh, do you got a spix or something? Yeah. Oh, man, you dropped it. Just got to hit my shotgun. Oh, man, that's a good one. I'm going to go ahead and hit it. Oh, man, that's a good one. Oh, man, that's a good one. Oh, man, that's a good one. Oh, man, that's a good one. Oh, man, that's a good one. Oh, man, that's a good one. Oh, man, that's a good one. I'm going for the right ramp. This is the safe aisle right here. Drop it out. This is the safe aisle. That was the safe shit. That was the safe shit. Huh? The safe shit? That was the safe shit. What happened there? Wow. That was amazing. Folks, we're getting worse. Hope that's what you came to see. Huh? The fake shit? Yeah, the fake shit. What happened there? Wow. That was amazing. Folks, we're getting worse. I hope that's what you came to see. All right. I'm not going to lay there. Boom! To be honest, I hate when you change the pedals. Boom! Shaka-laka! Atlanta? Sure. Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? Atlanta? I'm going to go for the double triple. I'm going to go up the ramp. Triple five drum. Oh, money! Oh, god, I didn't hit it. Fine rocks and glit. Oh, you did hit it. 25, I should have got a doubler. I know, I thought you doubled it with that. I don't know. Ding dong. Ding dong. Click. Get it out of here. Get it out of here. I rocked all day. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. No. No. Thursday. Do I do it? Friday. There's no fake shit. Double triple awarded off target, not scoop when wheel is lit. Uh, what? Stop it. Uh-uh. Not a lot. No, I like that feed better. Big points. Stop! Stop! Stop! You're mowed down the Eskimo. Quit it! Uh oh. Come on. Put it back where it came from. That feed does feel pretty good. It feels way better than it was when I bounced sometimes. Oh, that didn't count at all. What happened? I think it counted. I hit it right away! Maybe it didn't believe you. He's like, nobody's that good. Chopsticks to win. Fuck! Money! Uh oh. Why is it doing that? What? So you watch ball performance. Have you already locked ball up there? I could have. I could have. Could also be in tournament mode or something where it always pulls the ball out. So there's no advantage if you go in first or second? Um, that group. You saw that. I just shot for Red's mouth and missed, thankfully. Quit it. Well, that was not... Friday! Friday! Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh! Did you hear her? She was like, wow! You got a danger? Friday! Friday! Think about it. Think about it. Yeah, think about it. Think, think about it. Yo, where's the trash, bro? You just going to blast them? Well, how else do I do it? I don't know. You said up that, then up the deco? Yeah. Funny. That was... $50 million. $60 million. That was triple. That was double. That was double. See that? See how easy that one was? That was easy. That was complete luck for making all this shot. Look at this. Feed. Bad. What the smart guys are saying, though, is that you can get back to, like, 4x if you continue to loop, loop ramps. But it's also counting down against you while you're doing it. Not bad. Fast enough. No, stop doing this. Alright. Okay, then. Ah! Womp. Was that horrible? Slurp. Go. Malt and gold. Play that music. What's their name? Scalene Dia? Clint and Carter? Clarence? Clint and Scotta! Clint and Scotta! I thought it was Kalinda or something. Um, it's Carter something. There it is! Double up. Now he's open. You da man today! So hitting his jaw I think raises his jerkpot. Yeah, the jaw raises the jerkpot. He's... Where you at now? Oh, my man, now he's teeing up. That gave me double, I think. I don't know what's going on. No, I think it was just celebrating. Okay. Every little thing that he does about you is better than... I do not know the song. Oh, the creepin'! Wow. You big mouth! That's how you win, folks. Real pride of you. Yeah, tournament mode, Mike's in the ball save off. Uh, it's not really a ball, well, it's a switch ball save. I don't know. Oh, man. You just, you did a pretty good ball save right there. Thanks, man. Now let's get some rampage. More jackpots? Let's get some rampage. Actually, oh, I wanted that upper nonsense. Have you shown your family up there? Yeah. Rants and loops, oh I see. Last value rants. Money. Where? Stop calling me. Rants. I don't want to hurt myself. I don't want to hurt my son without you. Oh, good. My man. So what's running right now? Nothing? We're at Thursday again. Yeah, you can start to do that. You can have good luck with that. Go for Modi. Depeche Modi. Oh, God. Oh. What is happening right now? Oh, it's a donut. What's going on? Oh, you did it. No! I think you got some good bonus. Blue Cat Finesse, I think you're coming, buddy. That's a good bonus. I'll sing better. I'll sing better on the back side of the ding dong. I can't do Davidism. Last was at 10 million. Atlantis, Hooper Bunker. Gavin, you just need to be here every day and show us how to play this. I don't have the patience to read all that. Weimaran, 456 glasses of Skybox. He's collected 216 million off Atlantis. Atlanta is the ding dong that's trapped in the porta potty that has the bomb strapped to it, right? Oh man, you're going to need to pull it back. That's a million blacks. I had it. I had it! You had it. So, oh, you had one last shot. Ah! To kill Chicago. Oh no! Oh no! Oh god. Can we add our scores together from the billion? Oh man, you're a Friday, man. Lock it up, or... Pee in the cup. Lock it up, pee in the cup! Oh, that works. What? That works? Oh, fuck. Is that to be trusted? Ah! Alright, here we go. Hold that shit up. Spin it! Hold that up. Yeah, let's see what happens. Five bunkers. Five bunkers. Wait, this one multiple also? No, that's not it. Oh, God. Oh, that was awful. Sorry, folks. I could have been a couple bucks. Joining the outside. My shirt is a dark charcoal gray. His is black. Sproom. That was almost a 5x right outline. What do I do? Tell me what I do. Sell them. Do I sell them? Yeah, sell them. I don't think I'm supposed to. I don't think I'm supposed to do that. Yeah, you sweet 34-minute. No, but I lose my pennant. Well, guess what? You sold them. Chicago's gone. I know, but pennant is worth so much money. For Chicago. Right. I don't think I was supposed to do that, folks. Jack and Nick, do you use OBS project history? No, we actually use CamTwist and FlashMedia encoder. The reason we don't use OBS or any of the other major ones is we've had a lot of trouble trying to get our setup looking knife with the 90 degree turn camera without actually... We tried to get a... What am I trying to say? Not a landscape, but the tall one that you see on the right with the actual pinball machine. That's hard to do actually on like OBS. Give me my chip bag! What's underground? Big time. It did not say here underground. Is it this thing here? That looks like it says drill and shit. I have no idea folks. Perhaps it is. Bunker. Money? There it is. Oh, it's the bunker. Complete mode, and... Stop. Everyone was yelling that you shouldn't have sold items. DAMMIT! Because I got 6X, right? And that would have been... Alone. Alone on Chicago, you had 60 million waiting for you. I knew it. As soon as I looked at it, I'm like, I should not do this. Because the pennant, the pennant's worth 6X. Fuck. That would have been 60 grand right there. All right. But, sub, but. Sorry, sorry. Sorry I let you down there. Alright, here we go. So tense. We use Flash Media Live Encoder, but I think I was told that the reason we don't work on Xbox is because Flash Media Live Encoder is a constant bit rate instead of a variable one, and you can't change that. Whereas OBS and stuff are made for working with Twitch and Xbox and stuff. It's just there is a... there's technical issues with each piece of software that we're working with that won't let us rotate the camera properly to get the whole play field done. Where's the restart? Walker? Shoot live. Yes. The buzzword. Yes. It's not a buzzword. Yes. It's not a buzzword. Yes. It's not a buzzword. Yes. No! Give me back Bennett! No! Oh no! You got that right through your mug though. Dude, you're going for a badilla. I thought that was a restart. It was. You were a second too late. What the fuck! Why did you pick your ass off the ball? You kept looking up. I got excited. I wanted the restart. That could have been an extra 60. That would have been enough. It wouldn't have been there, but your name's on the board now. Butts of Butts. The Butts, folks. Buttson. Oh my god. Bob's new bot zone. I hit all of them. I thought I got the restart. Free coffee, man? Oh, J.D., that was my chance, bro. Listen, there's nothing you could have done. There's nothing you could have done. Alright, here comes Chicago. Taking Chicago out. I'm learning, folks. I'm learning. Don't sell it. I thought you were supposed to sell. Don't sell your shit to the Native Americans, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Because what? Because what? I'm playing on this game. No difference. I mean, it was worth a lot of money. I don't think he knew I lived in a Chicago. How much that pennant was really worth to me. Like why did I have to sell it all or nothing? Can I go piece by piece? Yeah, it's like I only want to sell my seashells and my coffee mugs. Can we do a little bartering a little trading a little Mug has no value Okay You pretty close to the west coast Aw man I was almost there I was at mute Mute! Alright, I want that lock. That's not what I want. Oh, too much stress. That was nice. No! No! You were pretty close to the list. Did we both make it on? I think so. Unless you're poor. No. I think you're close to that. Parts. Man. Man, that's as close as we got. As close as I've been. Man. You can't pull. Not good for me. There you go. My man. Today's high. Excuse me. My man. Alright. Good work today. We just need a billion now. A billion, a billion, a billion. Good start! A billion, a billion. Smash that cab. Smash my... Alright. Oop. What? He dropped it too. Nice. That's more of a splash shot than a DC. That's top speed. Yee-haw! Yee-haw! It's intense that he has this machine and he gives it a lot of English. This team's on loan, so we're trying not to be ditched about it. Get flipped with the flipper. Just forget that that flipper's there. No, forget that the left button works. The ball is past this point. Well, realistically, our first two balls were 15 and 16, and we almost got it earlier. On the last one. On the last one? Yeah. All right, I want to find this left ramp shot. I have the shaker motor tilt out three extra balls on the ground. I'm going to go ahead and get that blast value up. I'm going to go ahead and get that blast value up. I'm going to go ahead and get that blast value up. Alright, here we go. I had the shaker motor tilt out three extra balls on me once. We turned the shaker motor down because this thing, when it's on full blast, people in the next room are definitely feeling it. We're in an old warehouse building so it's just rickety old floors. YAAAHHHH! CHEERS! GRAND CHEERS! You've only got one more ball, let's play it. ball this way. That's not our favorite game. Alright, high score. You mother fucker. Wow. Donate to kids. Wow, you mother donate to kids. Here it is. Yo, we're burning. Oh god. Oh, there we go. Just in time. Atlanta! Give me some points. Wait, I'm going to go for it. Might as well. The real one or the fake one? The real one. All right. What? I need that promotion. Well. Head nuts. I don't know, man. Don't worry. Get asked to help fight Ace. Why does my... Oh, yeah, Apple's spamming. Yeah. Thanks, Apple. Thanks, Apple. Oh, Ted first. Thanks. All right. Ted. Ted. Ted, you dirty SLV. It's so creepy they look at the ramp that you shoot down. Actually, they're right in front of the ball everywhere. Yeah, they have the patent on that. Homer and Simpsons doesn't look exactly where you shoot because Williams owns the patent on their eyes looking at you. That's spooky. Oh! Wow! We patent. They patented it. What, like... It's just what they did. Oh, it's very butt-like. Oh man, you found ya. Don't jinx me, bro. Oh, dang it. Or whatever. You got that. You could use me as a ding-dong. Chops to bring it back. You have 200 minutes to win. Fire rocks! No, give me one more shot, baby. No. We haven't accomplished our red gulp yet. Not on camera. We did it at the tournament today. A lot of people got it. got it. Whoa! 14 million! Now it locks up. Now the ball comes out. Riz, go. Fingo. Oh, baby. I have that. All right. Nashville. What's Nashville? I don't know what Nashville is. Oh, music. All right. Hip-hop radio! Hip-hop radio! Thank you. Is that a city? What are we doing? Ramps. Ramps and moves. Wow. Oh, wow. Ramps and moves. Oh. I think I'm doing it. Oh! I felt it. You knew. I felt it. It was coming at me. Oh, that's the third ball. Yeah, dude, that was a good ball. What is that, 79? Alright, you got your replay on that. New York, air freshener, Lanny, tons of yellow shoes. Dude, you made $500 million on one ball. Cuckoo, a cuckoo. Ding dong, calling mom. Free pennant. Baggy shorts. I like that Chicago's a tenant because we've never won one in like over a hundred and a hundred years. That's what it's bad. Salt and Don't buy the seashells. Oh no. Alright folks, I got a good feeling about this one. 500, I got two games over 500. Don't have my skill shot figured out. Shouldn't have shot it. There's a million. One minute and... Don't do it. There you go. New York? Mercy Curd. I'm waiting for Miami. Oh, God. This is going to be clean. This is going to be clean. This is hot. Oh, wow. I can feel it. These three targets. White, yellow, orange, red. Yo, that was 420 miles, though. Daily ding-dongs. Daily ding-dongs. 420. Here we go. Alright, um... Alright, I'm going to remove that bulldozer from the street real quick. Remove that bulldozer from the street. Remove that bulldozer from the street. You will remove that bulldozer from the street. We should redo the audio for this. Oh my god. Basic. I don't think you can do it on the way. You will remove that bulldozer from the screen. You will remove that bulldozer from the screen. Thank you. I am a cab driver. I am a cab driver. Love you. That was cool. Big blast. So how do I do this? Whoa. That was good. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. I did, I did, I did that. Yeah. What's that? 4,007,000, Barf Town. Barf Town, bro. Barf Town Family Project. Good swinging. What's Radio Riot? What's Radio Riot? Wait, how much was that? 5x? It says no. What was it? Um, I accidentally went with the 5x blast. Oh, 5x blast, but we didn't 5x blast it yet, actually. No, it was 5x. You! It doesn't seem possible, right? I hate it. We all hate pizza. I thought it was like a french fry or something? Alright, I'm hot man. Looniequipo. Yeah, it is that. It's a sandwich. Yeah. I thought it was like the equipment. I thought it said like the equipment. Oh, where? Because it's a McQuip sandwich. It says Looniequipo. Looniequipo. What does that mean? The sandwich, the equipment. A required. Equip is a poquito. And it means one sandwich, one team. So that's what that billboard means? Yeah. One sandwich, one team? Yeah. Un sandwich, un equipo. Does anyone understand? We're all Spanish. Yeah. Anything? Hi. Peter from podcasting? Yeah. How does work end? Film work ends all day. Alright, I think I'm gonna do like 19 and see what he says. Okay. I think it's all fixed up. Yeah. And then I think we're going in. Yeah. Yeah, this is good. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. We'll get, we'll get, anyway... Shit. We're gonna do a three strike. Do I still get 5x because I did that? No. . . . . . . Good... Weapon... ...Job! I didn't do it. I'm not here to play, so sorry. I'm just here doing other stuff. Brad, everyone wants you to play. I know, and I want to do fire version. Oh my god, my ears are on fire just thinking about that. I won't do it. What are you going to do? I'm going to flick the back of the stairs. Wait, let's see if this catch works. Hold on. Here's the catch. Oh wait, I got a black dog. Hey. No. What the? Come on. The workers' theft. The unions' theft. The unions' theft. The unions' union's theft. I'm not going to do that. Quentin Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino. Oh, boy. That felt good. If that came streaming back, I would have had no recourse. No recourse! I'd tell him he got it in the end, Jones. When are you guys gonna sell me your World Cups? I'm not getting any of it. Ugh! Oh, I'm in the mode! You guys should come over at the end of the week and play with that. What, you're playing with drums? Oh, instead of fucking around at... Northside? Nerf Guns. Nerf Guns. Nerf Guns. Get up! That is not Ben. Ben? Come on, Ben. Up. Come on. Kill him, Ben. Oh, God. That bunch of nuts. The trust is down. Oh, man. All right, here we go, Teddy. Teddy. Teddy, head him out. Put it, put it, put it. Oh, God, it's coming out of here. Shit. Oh, no. No, that's a problem. Oh, shit. Oh, the save to a dream. The save to a dream. That's like when the bird becomes a dream. Yeah. When the save becomes the dream. No bird is often negative. We'll find one. We'll find one. It's like a deer, deer. Deer, deer. Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer. Deer, deer. Deer, deer, deer. Oh, sorry. Why are you trying to butt me, bro? Is it Friday? Yeah, I want a trivia question of the year. Who sang that song? Say what it's about. Oh, sexy, sexy. Without Googling it. Well, you can't. They're on a computer, apparently. Google is open. I won a music tribute contest knowing this, and I was pretty excited. Is it Eddie Murphy? It's not Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy sang, you know, Sunglasses? No, he said Party. Party all the time, party all the time. He does that Up Your Butt song. Bubblebee, up your butt. You got a tree, up your butt. You got you and me, up your butt. Eddie Murphy did it. I just want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time. Alright, we can... He sings like an Up Your Butt song too. I don't know an Up Your Butt song. All I know is MC Hammer with his Kong song. Here we go. Pumps in a Bump. Here we go. Pumps in a Bump. Pumps in a... Or Put Him on the Glass by Sir Richard Wood. Oh, Put Him on Glass. Oh, Rob. Robby mixed either Samwell. You ever said Samwell? Nope. Nope. Sorry, Gamelon. He's crying because he knows it's gone. Samwell, good. Good guess. Good guess, but incorrect. Do it in the butt. Ow. Smack them. Smack them. Do it in the butt. Ow. You can't do it in the butt. Oh, wait. What are you saying? You're doing the butt. You're just doing the butt. Do it in the butt. Ow. All right. What about Walk the Dinosaur? Everybody. Walk the dinosaur. Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur. Open the door. Get on the floor. Oh, that headache. That was the music during the dance scene in the live-action Mario Brothers movie. Really? Yes. I was raised in a roller rink, so I have the worst music taste. It's incredible. What, what, and the butt. That's right. What, what, what, what, and the butt. That's the modern thing, I think. Oh, no. I thought that was the Eddie Murphy thing. No, what, what, and the butt is like a Tim and Eric thing. Ponce and the Ponce. I want the girl who's a punk. Now I'm going to have that thing stuck in my head. Whoa, what? Punks and a punk. Oh, yeah, dude. It's so good. He's just in a banana hammock, like, grinding. You know, some weird song construction. Dude. Let's see Hammer, man. Punks and a punk. Punks and a punk. Another girl who's a punk's in the book. All right, I'm going for a single. No, I'm going for all of it. Fuck it. Let's go. Only one way to learn, folks. Cisco did a thong song. Oh, man, I missed it. Oh! Stop it. Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong. The thong song. Nobody else can have a song about thongs because he wrote the thong song. Yeah. Aw. A song that even if you have a list, still makes sense. The thong song. Wait, I don't need no thong taker. Oh, wait, no, that's San Diego. That's Thong City. Utah. You're not going to make it to Utah. Oh, you might. Because you're going to get a billion. Oh, what if I get this not like I just screwed myself a job? VanVle is what, what, and what? Oh, he is what, what, and what. Oh my gosh. Hit something. Party girls? Merti-grrrr. Have I played yet? At all tonight? Yeah. Oh, good catch, not a good fling. You got a million. Whoa, that's bad. Is Samo the same guy that did the doo-doo? What? Do the doo-doo? Doo-doo-doo-doo. I want to meet that guy. Doo-doo-doo-doo. Oh, oh! Oh, I found that one. Trey Jones. Oh, that was what we called the inside of a paper towel roll. We called them doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo. No, it was doo-doo-doo-doo. Oh, no, no, no. Doo-doo-doo-doo. Oh, you mean, that doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. What song would you sing for somebody that had a different song in their head to get it out of their head? Because that's the one I do. I can tell he's like if you need the song I had I just sing them that and then they regret Okay, what's that song that everyone hates? It's like That ready that feed you got a red feed from Red's mouth. I'm going first You can go first all night. No, no. Well now I'm going first Oh, da da da. How's that? No, it's something like, I feel like it's a Celine Dion song maybe. Oh, not Titanic. Oh, come on. Oh, hit it. Hit it, hippie. Tie it down. Yeah, what's the song that everyone hits? Wait, what was that song? And I... Is that your moose? Yeah, your moose. Wait, what's that song from South Park where they worked in the brown note into it? It's like a famous song. Come on, the brown note. It's from... What style part? Is that a movie? Yeah. That's a movie, right? Yeah, that was in... That was in... Yeah, what was the song? Oh. Do, do, do... What about Enigma? That's Enigma. Oh, Enigma. That's Enigma. I... I ain't Enigma. Oh, it's... That's... Creed's Clearwater Revival. It's Clearwater... No, wait. Claire Waterford. It's Steve Miller. The Steve Miller Orchestra. Oh, it's the Steve Miller Orchestra. Some of these are coming in to face, Captain. Steve Miller Orchestra. Don't call me the guest, though. Woo-hoo! Oh, yeah, Clarence Carter, she sings this, right? It's, uh... Carleen Carter. Clarence Carter. Clarence Carleen Carter III. Clarence Carter is the actual singer of this, because if you look it up on IMDB, there's a PNBB, there's a PNBB. IPDB. IPDB. IPDB. Clarence Carter is actually the singer of this. I think he has a higher voice than we originally thought. And really good looking hair. Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter. Woo! Was that all for you? That was all for you. Loving you by Nini Richardson. Loving you, it's easy to know you're beautiful. Do do do do. Oh, my voice is too deep for that shit. Do the lullaby. Oh! You want first again? I want second to last. Wait, first to second. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude. Go ahead. Ooh, you're still... I'm not a tilter. I don't know who you're talking about. You were hitting this in real freez-on. That shit is... Is that what you would... Wait, is that the answer? Is that what you would put in people's heads? It's that or there's one other song. I thought it was Come On Eileen, but that's not it. It's like some stupid 80s song that I can't remember. Is it Rosanna? All I want to do when I wake up in the morning is hold you tight. Yeah, Toto. Yeah, Toto. Rosanna. You like that beat, don't you? That's a nice beat. It's pretty good. Bad news, bad news. The old back and forth bad news bait. Ding dong. Uh-oh, TikTok. Oh, good. Chill. Good chill out. Let's look at it. Let's look at it. I mean, that's pretty catchy. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh wow. Nailed it. Oh. Why is that train such a not safe? It's like you have to hit the black, like there's no No guy can sing that left now. It was sung by John Stamos' brother. Oh, okay. Oh wait, it was Wait, I thought that was it. Like it was the brown dude I said. He was gonna make everyone shit their pants or someone I'm just going to explode this. Yeah, dude, dude, dude, that's the catchiest. Aww. Uh-oh. Oh, get up. Oh, God. I wanted to do it so bad. Just the ball sitting in front of the flicker. What do I buy? Oh, wait, that's not worth anything, is it? Oh, what's... I kinda like that beat too. Yeah, that one actually feels a little nicer. Oh my god. Business day. Oh boy. I'm gonna go track in the poop room. No, do the bounce, try it, and then go for it. I don't think that's doing what you think it's doing. You did get a 45 on that though. And it's a good thing you tilted after it. I got a 45 on that? Yeah. See? You get a doubler. It's gotta be right ramp first stack. We right ramp first stack. Wait, Gavin's stat is a rule, right? Gavin doesn't know anything. Gavin's got the chain that doesn't... Just kidding. Gavin's the chain that's playing. 2x right ramp, 3x right ramp, 3x right ramp, 3x right ramp, 3x right ramp, 3x right ramp, 3x right ramp, 3x right ramp, No! No! Bad! Bad Campbell, no kills. Wait, I still get my XP, even though I tilted? Is that how that works? Yep! You also get a free drain. I don't think that should have stuck around for you the way it did. Because look at me, I got nothing. Fuck that, too. Don't leave the kids. Drain it.