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Stern's Transformers pinball impresses with G1 fandom and mechanics but disappoints on Optimus Prime transformation and Pro value.
Optimus Prime does not transform in this game, contrary to theme expectations
high confidence · Cooltoy, direct observation at media day: 'The fact that Optimus Prime doesn't transform in this game. Oh my goodness, it's called Transformers, but it doesn't transform.'
The game is set to release on October 1, 2019
high confidence · Cooltoy states: 'The game is set to be released on October 1, 2019.'
Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti) did the heavy lifting on artwork, demonstrating deep Transformers fandom
high confidence · Cooltoy cites direct observation and credits: 'Artwork on this game was a team effort, but it was a lot of the heavy lifting done by Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti)'
Elizabeth (Elizabeth Schafer, code designer) created a split flipper PvP mode with shared action button
high confidence · Cooltoy describes new gameplay feature: 'She's got a player versus player split flipper coded into the game where it's truly a one versus one head to head game'
The game includes voice lines from Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime) and Frank Welker (Megatron) from the original 1980s cartoon
high confidence · Cooltoy confirms: 'We got specific callouts from Peter Cullen and Frank Welker, the legendary voices behind the original Optimus Prime and Megatron.'
The LE features a 50-50 split powder coat (red Autobots on left, purple Decepticons on right)
high confidence · Cooltoy describes: 'You got purple for Decepticons on the right side You got left side Autobots It red and it split down the middle'
Pro model lacks Megatron animation, Soundwave physical lock, and Grimlock sculpt present on Premium/LE
high confidence · Cooltoy detailed comparison: 'On the Pro, he's just a static plastic toy, he doesn't shoot the ball out' and 'On the pro, again, just a flat plastic' regarding Soundwave and Grimlock
Pro version will ship first, estimated early June 2026 (for location operators)
high confidence · Cooltoy states: 'They did say the pros would be the first on the line. Should be shipping early out in June.'
“The fact that Optimus Prime doesn't transform in this game. Oh my goodness, it's called Transformers, but it doesn't transform.”
Cooltoy@ 0:46 — Establishes the central controversy and sets up the main tension of the review
“This is definitely a love letter to those G1 fans... It really means that this was a labor of love and not just another job.”
Cooltoy@ 3:34 — Highlights the core strength of the game design and team passion
“I just, I hate, I'm sorry, I just hate the split... I just want my powder coating to look one solid color.”
Cooltoy@ 4:29 — Personal aesthetic criticism of the LE cabinet design
“Premium is the way to go, no matter what... Pro, yeah, play it on location, but if you're going to be a homeowner, Premium is the way to go.”
Cooltoy@ 12:35 — Strong endorsement against Pro tier for home collectors, reversal of usual pro-tier stance
“You definitely got to earn anything. There's no gimme multiballs... This one you definitely got to earn anything.”
Cooltoy@ 13:30 — Describes steep learning curve compared to Pokemon, audience segmentation implication
“It is not a hero pose and it's definitely not the pose that Stern would have wanted had they originally just planned that to be a sculpted toy that, you know, sat there and did nothing.”
Cooltoy@ 13:58 — Provides evidence that Optimus was intended to have a moving mechanism that was cut
product_concern: Optimus Prime does not transform despite being the title character and apparent design intent; mechanism was cut, likely due to reliability concerns
high · Cooltoy observes: 'It is not a hero pose and it's definitely not the pose that Stern would have wanted had they originally just planned that to be a sculpted toy that sat there and did nothing.' The boxy static pose indicates a placeholder after mechanism removal.
design_philosophy: Design team prioritized G1 cartoon authenticity and fan nostalgia through detailed theme integration (voice actors, assets, visual callbacks, toy packaging references)
high · Cooltoy describes: 'This is definitely a love letter to those G1 fans' and notes 'All the people we talked about that were involved in making this game are huge Transformers nerds and it absolutely shows.'
product_strategy: Pro model stripped of animated mechs (Megatron animation, Soundwave lock, Grimlock sculpt) to reduce cost; Premium/LE retain full mech integration for premium price tier differentiation
high · Cooltoy compares models: Pro has 'static plastic toy' Megatron vs Premium's 'fully animated Megatron that moves up and down and left and right'; similar gutting for Soundwave and Grimlock across all Pro features
gameplay_signal: Game designed with steep learning curve, difficult upper flipper shots, no gimme multiballs; positioned as skill-rewarding rather than casual-friendly (contrasts with Pokémon)
high · Cooltoy notes: 'The layout itself has some definitely tricky shots' and 'There's no gimme multiballs whereas Pokemon is very friendly to a casual person that can walk up, slap it around'
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The game is significantly more advanced in code development compared to previous Stern releases
high confidence · Cooltoy notes: 'you'll be happy that this one is much farther along than previous releases' in reference to complaints about Stern code quality
Stern will continue Pokemon production extensively throughout 2026, affecting Transformers production schedule
medium confidence · Cooltoy speculates: 'They're going to be making Pokemon until their eyes bleed. So it'll be interesting what the production schedule looks like for the rest of 2026.'
“Watching his chest open up and shoot the balls out of the cassette door is such a cool thing, especially again if you're an already existing Transformers nerd.”
Cooltoy@ 15:12 — Highlight of Soundwave toy integration and theme-gameplay synergy
code_update: Game code significantly more mature at media day than typical Stern releases; includes split flipper PvP mode, ball save mechanics (Oxygen Destroyer style), challenge modes with movie assets
high · Cooltoy states: 'you'll be happy that this one is much farther along than previous releases' and describes multiple advanced code features including 'player versus player split flipper coded into the game'
design_innovation: Megatron toy features both movement (rotates, moves left/right) and ball interaction (fires ball into wire form or upper flipper); Soundwave dual-ball cassette lock; interactive toy responses ('taunts', directs player actions)
high · Cooltoy describes: 'he moves around, he taunts you, he'll even tell you to shoot here at some points of the game' and Megatron 'can hold two balls and then shoot them out of his chest cassette area'
collector_signal: LE cabinet 50-50 split powder coat (red/purple) criticized as unattractive; previous generation Transformers LE offered solid color alternatives; foil artwork return noted positively
high · Cooltoy: 'I just absolutely hate that aesthetic... I just want my powder coating to look one solid color... I don't want the 50-50s' and 'The LE is bringing back foil artwork this time around... It looks great.'
market_signal: Pro models ship first (June 2026) targeting location operators; Premium/LE follow; Pokémon production will dominate Stern capacity throughout 2026
high · Cooltoy: 'They did say the pros would be the first on the line. Should be shipping early out in June' and 'They're going to be making Pokemon until their eyes bleed. So it'll be interesting what the production schedule looks like for the rest of 2026.'
licensing_signal: Game integrates G1 cartoon (50+ episodes S1-S2), 1986 animated film assets and theme song ('The Touch'), and original voice cast; demonstrates negotiated licensing across multiple Transformers media eras
high · Cooltoy states: 'Seasons one through two clips and assets for the TV show, which is like over 50 episodes... the iconic The Touch theme song from that movie is included as well' and they have 'more things license that are just not in the game yet'
community_signal: Internet controversy over missing Optimus Prime transformation mechanism; Cooltoy acknowledges and defends design choice (reliability over broken functionality) while noting thematic oddness of Optimus as bash toy
high · Cooltoy opens with 'let's just go ahead and talk about the controversy, if you will, what's got the internet up in a tizzy' and later argues: 'when it comes to having a functional mechanism that is not necessarily reliable or having nothing at all, I'll take nothing at all'
event_signal: Stern held official media day at headquarters for Transformers launch; multiple journalists/content creators invited for hands-on first impressions; coordinated review embargoes or timing likely
high · Cooltoy: 'just got back from a full day of pinball at Stern headquarters. Today was media day. We got the invite to come check out their latest cornerstone release'