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Prospector (Sonic 1977)

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·1h 29m·analyzed·Nov 20, 2019
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TL;DR

Casual MBT3K stream playing Prospector with gameplay, strategy tips, and community banter.

Summary

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 hosts a casual gameplay stream of Prospector (a 1977 electromechanical pinball machine), featuring multiple players including Audrey, Manu, Doss, and guest Patrick Madden. The stream is informal and comedic, mixing gameplay commentary with banter about pinball strategy, bonus systems, and community events. One notable segment involves a high-stakes single-game challenge where a player (on absinthe) attempts to beat a 650-point score, with the stakes being $1 or $10 going to the San Francisco Pinball Fund.

Key Claims

  • Prospector is a very rare game; the speaker has only seen about three different copies in their life

    medium confidence · Speaker (Audrey/host) discussing the rarity of Prospector before a single-game challenge

  • Prospector was featured in the finals of Pinnberg tournament five years ago, alongside Jack Bot and Funhouse

    medium confidence · Guest speaker recounting Pinnberg tournament history; mentions Haggis Pinball and Jim Belzito

  • Haggis Pinball (from France/Bay Area) purchased a Prospector machine after playing it at Pinnberg finals

    medium confidence · Guest recounting Pinnberg tournament experience

  • Pinnberg finals results: Haggis Pinball first, Jim Belzito second, Robert Gagne third, speaker fourth

    low confidence · Guest recounting tournament results; details somewhat unclear in transcript

  • Perfect plunge on Prospector awards an additional 10,000 points

    high confidence · Host explaining game rules to guest player before challenge

  • Spinners on Prospector are worth 1,000 points per spin once silver bonus reaches 10,000

    high confidence · Host explaining game strategy during gameplay

  • Double bonus on Prospector can be achieved by hitting the five or six targets

    high confidence · Host explaining game mechanics during single-game challenge setup

Notable Quotes

  • “Prospector is a great game. You don't get to see it much. It's super rare. I've probably seen like three different copies of it in my life, so we're lucky to have it here.”

    Audrey (host)@ 31:09 — Establishes the rarity and collectibility of Prospector as a classic machine

  • “Basically, there are only two things you go for. Spinners, once you get the silver bonus up to 10,000, spinners are worth 1,000 a spin. And the other one's bonus.”

    Audrey (host)@ 31:18 — Core strategic decision-making framework for the game

  • “This was one of the finals of Pinnberg five years ago... Haggis Pinball from France slash the Bay Area... actually bought one [Prospector].”

    Guest player@ 38:11 — Historical tournament reference and evidence of game's appeal to competitive players

  • “I'm just going to play one game, and then I'm going to leave. If I break $6.50, you give me a dollar. If I lose, if I don't break $6.50, $10 goes to the AV Club Fund.”

    Audrey (host)@ 30:17 — Establishes the competitive stakes and fundraising element of the challenge

Entities

AudreypersonManu SmithpersonDosspersonPatrick MaddenpersonHaggis PinballpersonJim BelzitopersonRobert GagnepersonGeorgepersonProspectorgamePinnbergevent

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: MBT3K uses charity/fundraising model (AV Club Fund, SF Pinball Fund) integrated into gameplay streaming, demonstrating community-focused content approach

    high · Single-game challenge with stakes going to San Francisco Pinball Fund; AV Club Fund mentioned as equipment fund

  • ?

    community_signal: Bay Area (San Francisco) positioned as significant pinball hub with established competitive community, tournament infrastructure (Pinnberg), and dedicated venues/arcades

    high · Multiple references to Bay Area players (Haggis Pinball, speaker from San Francisco), Pinnberg tournament, established streaming venues like Wormhole Pinball reference

  • ?

    collector_signal: Prospector recognized as increasingly rare vintage electromechanical pinball machine with limited surviving examples in collector/operator community

    high · Host states 'I've probably seen like three different copies of it in my life' and describes it as 'super rare'; Haggis Pinball's purchase following tournament suggests collector interest

  • ?

    content_signal: MBT3K employs casual, comedy-focused streaming format with mixed skill levels and community guests, creating entertainment-first approach rather than competitive/instructional focus

    high · Extensive banter, jokes during gameplay, multiple guest players with varying skill levels, tangential discussions, emphasis on fun over optimization

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Prospector has tournament-level competitive appeal; was featured in Pinnberg finals approximately five years ago alongside other significant titles

Transcript

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0:00
They didn't hear our playful banter all around? We got pinball sign! Everybody's being annoying right now to me. Pinball sign! Wait, where's the video? Oh. Hey, and welcome to MPT3K. I'm your host Audrey and this is my stream. Oh, also we have Manu here and Doss. Hello. Let's get some pinball. Is that how you do it? I don't know. How do you do the stream? I can do it again. Do it again.
0:36
We do it live! Hey, and welcome to MPC3K. I'm your host, Audrey, and we have Manu here. Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding! Doss, ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding! And Audrey. What are we going to do? We're going to play some Prospector made in 77 by... By... Oh, by Sonic? The Hedgehog. It's from Spain. This was assembled by hedgehogs. Ah, also pronounced sonique if it's from Spain. I don't know. I'm just making it... I want to sound bougie. We're drinking Pinot Noir, too.
1:09
All right, now you got to throw it to the mainstream. Oh, and now throwing it to the mainstream. Did it work? I threw it. You threw it. Okay.
1:20
Okay, great. All right. Are we playing? Yes. Audrey really wanted to play Prospector because she complained the other day when we were playing. Oh, yeah. Do we have enough bow and arrow? I'm really bad at this. Do you think you've got to hit start until it hits three? I think it's start until three. I'm pretty sure that's what we were supposed to do. Two, two, three. I agree. I am not great at how he is. Yeah, so I want to play this because last time we played bow and arrow, I did so badly, but I did marginally okay on this game. I guess I'm still carrying the stream. That's fine. And I'm going to start.
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medium · Guest recounts Prospector being one of four finals games at Pinnberg tournament; multiple skilled players competed on it

2:05
Manu! Hello? No, Manu, at $8.70, I re-watched our stream. That's literally what I said. $7? I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
2:21
Second player. Alright, if it's three, it's three. I'll go up there. Yeah, Doss will play player three because he blows up player three. Alright.
2:31
What's up, man? Everything was good. Say what's up. Everything was good. We're playing Prospector on stream. Do you want to get on? So Prospector... Live broadcast. No way. Yep.
2:45
Prospector is a game where you collect silver and gold. Silver and gold. Yeah, what's the song? I need to pick it up, but I can't do it. I don't know what you're talking about. All right. Okay, so see, the lights are out. It eventually stops lighting up. Why?
3:01
We'll figure it out. You're doing a lot better. So my gold bonus now is at $20,000. That means that's what I'll collect on the way out. Out the door of Rio Polso. Can you give my brother some space? No. I like being next to you. If you can't like ping all distracted, you can't. We can have the person who said it say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's him right there.
3:28
That's okay. I like being next to Audrey. BT Dubs, our stream is two hours late. And it's not a big deal. I'm not salty about it. I'm not sour. I don't feel emotions about it. It's cool. Did you see the Lazarus that just happened?
3:45
Did you see the Lazarus that just happened? Dude, that's just his favorite one in here. So here's a problem with having Andre play though. What? We're going to have to wait like 10 minutes while he just keeps playing? Yeah. That's fine. You got a bottle of wine. We'll be fine. I could go get M&M's. How often do you guys do these Switch games? Whenever I ask Manu to do it. The boss has spoken. Look, I'm called the boss. Daz, you're going to have some trouble here, bro. Oh, don't worry. I'm going to get you a drink. Don't worry, I'll get some silver. I'll get some gold.
4:22
I'm picking up the loose change they spill because I don't know how to play this game. No, no, I understand the rules. I understand what's supposed to happen. I can't aim yet.
4:33
Yeah. It's cool. That's a decent ball. Hey, thanks for coming out to the show. It's an open mic here. You can go watch in the secret juju room here. So I'm going to tell jokes while I try to play pinball. And I don't really have jokes, so just be bad. That is what she did describe to me.
4:58
All right, want some silver? Want some gold? Oh, power out. We don't have a four-player game, right? Free player, free player. Okay, I'm just making sure. I just saw someone else move their stick.
5:16
He didn't say yes in time. You got next one. No, he couldn't say yes in time. We were already playing.
5:21
I'll warm up on one of these. What usually happens is I do well in the first game. No! He didn't hit anything!
5:31
I'm so mad! It's fine. Wow. Okay, I'm glad I have a noise gate on this thing. All right, 329. When George isn't here, there's no don't panic flip, and I feel like I can't talk to anybody here. He might show up. Did you text him? Can we text him? Can you text George? I will text the whole community. What the hell is Kerry? That was a house call. There's one viewer. Who's the one? I didn't tune in there, so it ain't me.
6:00
Hey, one viewer. I hope you like my bad jokes. We like them. That I haven't made yet. I'll post it in the... So, today... Yeah, I don't have anything yet.
6:13
I'm getting some silver. I'm going to get some gold. Nope! No flips, baby. Wow, really? Me too. NFBs. No flips, baby.
6:23
It's less fun because I can't interact with anybody. Manu's winning. Makes sense. It's fine. He's quite marginalized.
6:33
He's getting ready for the replay. Oh, jeez. Okay, okay. I think that replay's in about 450 and about 550, which is weird because they're so close together. Yeah. So we have a good game today, too. No! Oh, Jesus Christ. You might as well hit it five times. You might as well! Oh, shoot! Sorry, I keep... I did it, I know, sorry. Hey, hey, hey, hey! You were impressive. But I got to flip it through the one that was lit. So two days ago I was playing Bowman Hour, my buddy was playing Rudebush, and you made a big move, like a big move for an E, and they got half an E tilt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing. advanced silver what's up man? hey where's my lady? I don't know I'm so curious so you end up tapping the side of the machine that works enough to tilt it to where you want it? yeah like you just go like this yeah, oh yeah as long as the ball is in contact with the machine both the balls In contact.
7:45
If the ball is touching the machine, any slap will affect the physical ball. Let's do an aside. I haven't watched. Oh, it's off his turn. Okay. Sorry, I was just trying to help Walter grow strawberries.
7:56
Oh, really? He has to breathe like a star. No, our buddy can be like, where's my buddy? I have stuff for him to get strawberries. I'm like, yeah. Walter's creating a garden in his room. Talk to the stream. Hey guys, Walter likes to grow stuff. Walter's here? No.
8:17
He was right in... Audrey's on it. She got all the beats of the story. How much is that pop-up for the R.I.P.
8:34
1,000 if it's lit. I don't know how to light it. Oh, no. It still hasn't touched a flipper yet. I've got hella points. Oh, sorry! And it still didn't touch a flipper! But I've got a lot of points in this store. Nope. Wait, how many balls do we get? Five! Ugh, I don't know these games. I literally have, I think I flipped on one ball, but the other two were straight outs. At least I'm just joking stuff. I'm doing it. Man, this game could be really, really frustrating. Hey, it's usually so easy. Twitch, what are you doing to us? It's your fault, Twitch. Nah, I'm just kidding. I love you all. No, I blame George because you're not on to watch us. You're our good luck charm. George and Poitie, 45. It's the girls and... Yeah.
9:23
You're doing really well. I think you're going to get a free game video. At 46. The sounds are just so pleasant. Yeah, they are. They're nice. Just so pleasing. Nice.
9:46
Rip those spinners, baby. That was close. That was very close. What? Wow. First game out of the gate. And I'm doing this because when Andre shows up, forget it. You're not going to get... It's going to be rolled. It's going to be rolled over and over again.
10:12
So, 596, this is ball four. Stop. You're out. You're down. All right. I would like to flip this ball.
10:30
No, copy this. Tell me. Write it in. Watch over you now. We're on. Come on! I could have got that. Oh, that's... I haven't really played today, so I'll count this up to first game dinner. I tried to play Jurassic once I rolled up. It was horrible. What was it? Not even close. Oh my god, that's bad. I was just sitting here watching.
11:03
Couldn't play. So busy. That means that people love the pinball here. And I'm not going to see them love it. I didn't see them play. Oh, man. That one.
11:16
I didn't collect the silver. But I spun the thousand by one. What you got? Yeah, that's your close to front door. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow.
11:30
I know most of these guys, though. It's all good. Open door policy. No, it is. I'm player three. Three is for me. Well, thank you. I didn't even, I wasn't even, I'm still trying to do marketing. I almost got, well, I got all of them actually.
12:05
a few. That was Doss's turn. That seems like not a great place to put it. When there's cup holders and literally all these good ones. Well, it's not a bad place until they put that sign there. And you were right, and I will use the cup holder.
12:22
It's a place they used to put it, but when I see that sign, I don't want to even spell the sign. It didn't really matter. It was a safe spot. Hey, guys. Cup holder.
12:31
Hey, folks. Doss says hello. The podcast that only exists on my phone. This is the part where he cracks up. Hello, Prospector. I want to get, like, I want $500,000. That's going to happen. You forgot that ball three is actually ball five.
12:49
Oh! Go close the door. Next game! It'll happen next game. Alright, that's good. That's one for me. That's a good one. That's one for me. Oh, it took two soldiers. Was that a high enough score for me to Pindigo? Darn. To Pindigo? What's a Pindigo? Pindigo. I'm glad you asked. What's a Pindigo? It's the app that most pinball players use to track their scores. Wait, can I play now? Pindigo. I'm doing an ad. I'm doing a spot right now. Oh, sorry. They're not going to sponsor you. Pindigo. They are sponsoring us. Wait, hold on. Start over again. It's right there. Start over again.
13:32
Wait, what's Pindigo? Yeah. I'm glad you asked. I am so glad I asked. Pindigo is the app that allows you to track your scores with your friends. What? Yes. You post your scores. You have friends?
13:47
All right, prospector, what do you got? You suck. All right, are we doing this again? Thanks, Pindigo. Yeah, of course. Wait, does your friend want to play?
13:58
I'll be down. Somebody else wants to be famous. All right. You need four people. I go last this time. I go second, you're first. Oh, God. Step right up, bro. Introduce yourself to the internet. All right, how do I do this? Oh, you start. You start. All right, I'm Patrick Madden. I'm out here playing pinball. I've been playing professionally since college.
14:20
Nah. Oh, that's cool. You know... I've never played this one before, though. What? You guys said you were doing the finger to lock. I think it's number two. That's not clear. That can't be the lock. It's clear. No, it's not. So I'm going to tell you, these ones you get five because sometimes they mess with you. There was three balls I didn't even make it touch and it just went out. One of them I stuck up there a bunch of points and it just literally went right out. You can't really tilt these ones, right? Yes. You don't, there's no dangers, and once you tilt, that's it.
15:04
Except for Red Oplush on Friday when the tip-pot had fallen over. Because I started throwing it, and it was like, you don't move games like that.
15:14
Dave with your 50s is like, yeah, I put that in. What game, oh, right now I think Jurassic Park. Oh, shoot, sorry. You said it that way? No, I don't even know what they look like. get that silver when do the spinners light so the spinners light so silver bonus once you get the spinner bonus up that lights it lights one of the spinners I'm not sure how that works but then if you collect it then it turns the spinner off So one of the strategies is get spinner late and don't go to the little collect thing. Because then you just rip the spinner for 10 to 20 as opposed to starting over. The gold is a totally different thing. That's the rollovers and random targets or something. Yeah, yeah. I don't even think about gold. No, not a thing about gold. You get the gold on the way out.
16:20
Oh my God, I finally get to flip this strategically. Yeah, you play this one strategically. All right, so I built my silver to a thousand. Now the right side, I don't know why, but the right side spinner is lit. So I don't want to get the hole. I want to just rip the spinner. What do you guys do? Spinners. That's it. I forget the sounds. That's when he plays and he slaps the machine. That would be so easy. That would be his play. That's a productive ball though. Not too bad. Andre? Alright, let me hang.
17:04
Alright, so you're going to collect silver and lead? I hope you drain so that I'll be in first place right now. Nice.
17:11
The competitive spirit. I know, right? In the kindest way possible. That's the word part of the play.
17:21
It's lit. It was lit for a second. I mean, although, you know, he's teaching me how to play. It's a great run there.
17:47
Light the spinner. I like big gold and I cannot lie. I got some work here. I'll take it. She's trying to take the perfect seat. This is for you. It's on all of us to take him out. Okay, let's hurry.
18:26
Yeah, it's really late. Eight double digits yet. It ain't late. Ten. There you go. So I was... I see you. I don't see you. I'm behind you. Collect silver.
18:43
So when I trapped them a couple times, I got a gold. How did you get gold for gold? Yeah, those orbits.
18:53
Right? These. Well, so not the orbits. That. Oh! But that's the only one. That one's good, right? That is a good shot. I heard 12 humans do that. Oh, fuck. Sorry. I know. It's a PG stream. It actually is. Not when I'm on it. Although I did really good at bow and arrow. Now it wasn't. It did. All right. I also. No, I meant for not wearing it. You're also. Now you're locking in. I'm not. You're locking in, right? $180,000. OK, but my first was $130,000. So I did poorly my second vault. The more you go out of the machine, the harder it gets to lose all the inhibitions in display. I can't put all the inhibitions in display. But all I'm doing is trying to keep it on the board still. Ah, spin-terrupted.
20:14
Spin-terrupted. Been holding that one for days, guys. A spin-terruption is when you shoot it, and it starts spinning, and the ball comes back and stops. That's a spin-terruption. They can't hear you.
20:28
I don't care. A spin-terruption. I actually coined it. I was playing in here, and Andre was here, and he was like, I heard this guy say that years ago. I thought I coined it, but I didn't make it up from my head. I didn't say it because I heard someone say it.
20:43
Spinning all day. Let's spin again like we did last summer. Oh! Not bad, though. Too bad. I'm ready to pop it twice. Wow. That was really good. Yeah. All right. This ball two. This ball two, guys.
21:05
We're back. Hi. Oh, no. Is Andre here now? Yeah, he's here. Oh. That means we need to kill him. Nice. I have the 666. I know. Oh, nice. I didn't see that. That was called out on purpose. Oh, you're bad, man. Is that why you're wearing the hat, too? Because you got it on your forehead? I'm trying to hide it.
21:26
It's okay. I hate Ashbury. We love everyone. Why is that? I have never actually seen it. Hey, it was the craziest case. Oh, man. I was walking down the street on Haight, and some dude was carrying a case with Pentagum lights. What? It looked just like your case. Hey.
21:43
You know what I mean? Thank you. I found a book. The rest of it goes to him. He comes in here, though. He's like, hey, I've seen you the entire time.
21:57
Well, it's a book you were cut off. I was like, you got to go catch some cuss. It a beautiful movie That cool Mastin Cuss I want the guns I don care what they have Right That a gun I trying to see where to shoot from
22:13
Let me just... Spinner, spinner, spinner. That's what I do right now. More about the skill and strategy. There are strategies.
22:23
Catch it when it comes. Nail the spinner. Keep going. Not all of them. Take it here. I'll show you. This one's cool, though.
22:34
Yeah, that one actually had the reward strategy in the mist limit thing. The reward strategy. In the background with the freaking mirrors. Let's go. I know, I know. I knew the mirrors were going to be awesome. It feels like you're at, like, Tavern on a Green Year. Oh, my God, I ate there once. It was amazing. I know. I know what that is.
22:55
I am Shabo. I don't know. I don't know how my English is done. So I went to Amoeba and the thing is I never had an accent before. So I thought this would be a good time. Why don't you take a shot before I go to Amoeba? I get it. After. After Amoeba. Because Amoeba closed at 8. So I had my first accent shot right now. Okay, you know we're on the street, right? Yeah, and they're like screaming over there. That means we should definitely have him play. Yeah, I'm just going to play. No, I wanted some challenge. Oh, okay. You wanted some challenge? So I can just play in our level. So we can play down. Let me get my handicap. This is in our playoffs. My handicap, I'm just going to take a shot of Addison. They might be able to learn something helpful. Yeah. Like, don't take Addison before you play. That's helpful. That'll be helpful to everyone, I think. Oh, crap. What do you do? You laugh a lot while you're playing in playoffs. What? You need to try to lose some luck. You get distracted by the way. Come on, baby. If you can't let him get distracted, you can't play at all. We got it. I got this. Let's see. What the hell is he doing? That's a weak device. Oh, God. Are you looking for this? I was looking for this. This is an okay movie. But it's a dollar. Anything, anything, it can do for a dollar's worth. Like a movie? Like if it's a little box. Or like a little thing full of ticks. You're like, no. I know what the mouth is, but I don't mean it. Or if it's a snuff bill. No. Anything like that. Yeah, as far as Aviva, for sure. And they don't sell kids there or anything like that. Two pieces of bone? Yeah.
24:39
I like that. It's taller. He got rid of the 666. He's totally gone. Now, his final score is 666. We'll know. You've got a game going right now. Now I know you're on it. 238. All right. No, Audrey. Audrey's out in front. No, I'm not. Don't sit down in front. I like that silver. Shit.
25:01
Sorry. I know. Where's the bass sound? It wasn't that bad. It's not around me, right? No, it's not around me. It's the name of the plugin and whatever. What do you think happened in the back? Someone pooped. Oh, oh.
25:32
Oh, sorry. Oh, gee. Ah! I got some reaction pipe. I'm not cursing, but I trained. Okay, you understand. You're totally dominating it. No, because that was my fourth ball, and Das has his fourth ball, and he's going to go ahead of me. Okay, what's going to happen with Das? He's going to get one slingshot.
25:52
No, nothing against you. That's our side of the bat play. I just want to warn you, it's going to go off one of the slingshots and go outside. Now, I'm not going to say which one, and it's not your fault. That's part of the game.
26:05
So it's going to come. It's going to bounce in there. Then it will come down there and bounce in there. Then it's going to come down, and I'm going to spin the shit out of this shit. Okay, now we've got two predictions. Oh, first one worked.
26:17
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it did happen. That is on record. Yes. Oh, yeah. That is on record. Yes. You did say that. I spun it.
26:28
Yes, honey. I don't even care. You were both right. We were both right. Slingshot time. It's because we had... That was insane that it happened exactly the way I called. What is happening to my stream right now? It happened the way I called too. Yeah. Everyone is yelling. I don't know what's going on. We invited. This is supposed to be even better. Now no one's on the stream and it's just us.
26:59
All right, let's see if I can get some points now. Chase after that. All right, I see a spinner with my name on it. Oh! I see it!
27:16
I didn't know your name is 1,000 when lit. I see a spinner with my name on it. Oh, your name is 1,000, Wendland.
27:34
Does that mean I just call you a grand when you've had too much to drink? That's funny. It's funny. So he wants to hit the 5.
27:45
Not bad. That sounds fine. But look at his bonus. It's 70K. That's really good. Where does it say the bonus? On the gold. The gold bonus is the one that really matters. How do you get it to be double? That's the five. The five and the six. Can you chat something? The five and the six? No. Barely. The five and the six. Like, you could chat maybe once while you were in the game. I tried. That's why I agreed. It's just the crimp. All right, America, let's look at the greatest comeback. Very good thinking, though. Weird timing. The guy in the World Championship a year ago, he chats on a game just like, somehow you have the double moment. Oh, really? It was butterfly. But it's the same thing. There's a crimp here. It's like a Spanish game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dave Davis. Like, it's kind of real. I would have shafted to it, but that was top line. I didn't think it was anything. Maybe even by like five. Never mind.
28:29
I had a quick drain, you know. 273. I know you're going for 666. That's all I'm saying. That's a big control of your game. Square to your head. Oh!
28:47
420 to you. Yeah! Stop. Stop. You're up, baby. Put some distance. Where's Josh? I know his phone. Josh is looking at his phone very hard. Put some distance between us. Let's do it. Or train immediately so I win. You know, whatever. Oh, sure. I have an even 400. That's kind of cool. You were just straight up 400. I'm careful about it. He just like yeah, just straight up for hundo for
29:19
65 60 I want to pop two critics No, he went for 30 I said I didn't need you. I didn't say I didn't need a win. Oh, okay. I didn't know. Alright, alright. That's fair. That's fair. I just wanted to get the grass on it. Oh! That's mine! Okay. Alright. So here's the deal. I was ready to read. I'm gonna do a one player game. Okay. Here's the deal. My goal... What's the highest score? Six what? Six... Oh, there's money. Yeah, go ahead. I'm here. Six what? like $6.60? What was the thing?
30:14
Okay, let's say it's $6.50. Let's say it's $6.50. Here's the deal. I'm going to play one game, and then I'm going to leave. If I break $6.50, you give me a dollar. If I lose, if I don't break $6.50, $10 goes to the AV Club Fund. Okay. What's an AV Club Fund? That goes to all this equipment. Oh! It basically goes back to your... Now, you either get $10 or X-Men Wolverine, which is worth about Ten bucks. It's Blu-ray. I'm going to run the dollar. Okay. All right. How many people are watching? No one's watching. Well, not many right now. Okay. It's going on YouTube later. Okay. I'm just giving you the rundown of this game. Oh, I want to hear it. You either go for... Not you.
30:59
Sit down. Them. I want to hear. Them is there. Don't look at me. Them is there. Okay. You're here. You'll be able to hear me. Let the man work. Grown-ups is talking.
31:09
Fine. Prospector is a great game. You don't get to see it much. It's super rare. I've probably seen like three different copies of it in my life, so we're lucky to have it here. Basically, there are only two things you go for. Spinners, once you get the silver bonus up to 10,000, spinners are worth 1,000 a spin. And spinners turn, go for that. The other one's bonus. The best way to get bonus is either A, going through here, or B, hitting these lit rollovers. Now, you double your bonus by getting five or six by hitting these targets or these lanes. And that's it. So the question is, what's your style? Are you going for bonus? Are you going for spinners? Or are you going for both? For example, if I have a maximum bonus of $100,000 and it's double bonus, that's $200,000, I'll go for the spinners. That's obvious. But from the beginning, what's your style? What's your style?
31:57
I'm not telling you. What's your style? This game is going to be in playoffs tomorrow and on Wednesday, so I won't tell you. I'm going to play one game. My goal is to beat 650. If I lose, the AV Club gets $10. If I win, I get $1 signed by the AV Club that I'm going to frame. Okay, okay. Wait, who is AV Club? What up, Wax? Wax! So, so, but Andre, the $10 actually goes to the SFP.
32:26
The San Francisco Police Department? No. You need to specify. There are two SFP units in the immediate vicinity. San Francisco Pinball. Wait, what does Wax say? Look it up on your phone. Why is he saying what's up? So wax, Andre is here. He's gonna his goal is to put up 600
32:48
Where you going? 650 points six five zero zero zero zero and it has to be on the second player Why don't we get some frigging... By the way, let's tell you that he also had a shot of absinthe before coming on the show. You guys, I want to let you know, this is possibly, unless this was on a stream from France before, this might be the first time someone's been on a stream playing pinball who's on absinthe.
33:25
I'm just saying. Look at them, not at us. Look at them, not at us. She's being directed. Drink one. I'm going for $6.50. It's because they don't see the back of your head. $6.50, five ball game prospector. No, $6.75,000. Wait, don't I get to play four five ball games? Okay, okay. And we promise we will not distract you. Okay. I didn't make that promise.
33:47
Andre. You want that $10 for this FPD. Now, one other thing. If you get a perfect plunge, you go over this without hitting this. Perfect plunge. Uh-huh. And you get an additional 10,000 points. Wow. Seriously? You give me a dollar if I hit the 10,000 points skill shot? Wait, do you want it in dollar form or four quarters? Or 10 dimes? Or 20 nickels? Or... This is my girl.
34:10
Any comment? Do you know what? Just forget it. I'm going to hit it right here. Like, I'm going to challenge you. I hit it. All right, here we go.
34:18
So my bonus is already at 20,000 because of Perfect Line. It's entertaining when you play because I'm on Absinthe.
34:30
Not Absinthe. I mean, it's on Absinthe. I usually don't like to hold the ball during the game, but I'm doing it right now.
34:44
Again, I don't like holding the ball. Hey, I'm working towards a 6-6-6, but it takes time. I want to learn how you just let the ball bounce and be chill.
34:52
I got two words for you. Have sin. That's one word. And tell the stream. Tell the stream, guys. Well abs and synthesizer, that's two words. So it's like the synthesizer, you lay on your belt.
35:12
It's hot in here. I'm intrigued. I'm not joking. I guess I never considered... So, what? Talk to the stream at us. Talk to the stream.
35:37
Okay. What have you never considered? What has she never considered? I'm just saying, if a poodle was never mixed with a Labrador, would it just be a poodle instead of a labradoodle? I'm just so confused by it. You could have a dolphin with a labradoodle. There's just so much stuff going on. Why is it a labradoodle? Why is it a pool-o-door? Pool-o-door. Exactly. A guy came in here Friday night with a shit-poo. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, why don't you avoid the cuss word and call it a poo-zoo?
36:15
It's dumb-dub. I am naming dog species here. I'm not cussing. Okay, let's play football. Yeah. By the way, have you guys ever been to the burger place over there? Burger King? On Cole and Carl. No, no, no, Burger Meister. They have this. They're gone. They have shiitake mushrooms. They're gone. I'm just naming mushrooms now. They closed like months ago. Okay, you guys, this is one thing. I have them on the left flipper. If I go for the six, I get double bonus, which is an automatic $20,000. And this is when you find out if you're a bonus person or a spinner person. You're going to find out what I am.
36:50
This is who I am on absence. I'm like, just shoot the center thing for no reason. All right. I know you want me to get 20,000 more. So I get your 2,000.
37:11
We have a Satanist here. we got a dancer here we got a Doss here I've seen Satanist I've seen you and we got a streamer here kill it I'm not hitting my shots but I'm happy about it I'm 100% happy about it thank you France or whatever country came up with that Jesus Christ can I say that? you can say whatever you want I know he's a fan Talk to the stream, not to us.
37:47
I'm playing one game, so I'm making the most of it. I usually don't crap. Your viewership is going up. Is it? Thank God. You guys, this was in the finals of Pinbird five years ago. Talk to the stream, not to us. Tell me. I'll be right back. Tell me. We're all here. Listen, tell us about it. Talk to the stream. We're here. You guys are really freaking me out now. Because there are mirrors behind you, and then there are other versions of you. No, it's okay. This was in the finals of Pinnberg five years ago, and there are two Bay Area people in this, Damien from France slash the Bay Area, and me from San Francisco. And this was one of the four games in the finals. I think Damien had such a great time on this prospector game that he actually bought one. He ended up being runner-up at Pinnberg. Jim Belzito was second. Robert Gagne was third. I was fourth. But this was one of our finals games, including Jack Bot, Funhouse. And one other one I don't remember, Meteor. I don't want to remember. It was a bad time. A meteor sucks, eh? He should say words. Many. He can't word that hard. He was pretty good. No, no. He's not speaking our language. He's the one that's speaking our language. No, I know. Is that? Top of the street. There you go. One dollar one. They're there. Top of the street. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, so now I'm just going to hit stuff. That's my goal most of the time. That's the Audrey way to play. Try and hit stuff. And I'm going to give some. Don't lose it. Here, here, or here. Wait. Here.
39:08
Here. Or here. Here. Keep it away from there. All those places. This is the collect bonus shot. All right. Here we go.
39:21
This is the longest ball on the EM I've ever played in my life. I just want to let everyone know my EM balls usually don't last this long. Yeah.
39:38
There's really something special. So if I get the one up there, I get the next ball lit here. What? Yes. How do you know those things? See, I'm going to watch this back later, that's all. I don't care how long it takes. I'm going to watch it back later.
39:53
Get up there. Hit the one. It helps to talk to the ball sometimes if you're bowling, but not in pinball. In bowling, the sound waves of your voice actually can make a ball go, or a pin go down, but not in pinball, because they're behind the glass. Wow. Okay, so my goal is 650. Am I on pace? No, you're still playing. Everyone, let's do the math. 18 times 5 is what? Am I on pace for 650? No, you're not on pace.
40:25
Oh, because 18 times 5 is 900. Okay. It's still you. It's only a one-player game. 18 times 5 is 900. Is that right? Close enough. Yeah, it's around that. I mean, 180. Yeah, yeah. We'll say around that. Because I said I rounded to 20, did 5, got 100. So take out 2,000 times 5, 90. And my goal is 650. I don't want to give this up for this. What kind of? This one's not that great. I have never watched a Blu-ray or handled one with my own hands.
40:56
They're just super easy. So I just, for my personal record, I was on stream. I played a six-minute ball of Prox Factor.
41:04
Just wanted to say that. Am I going to hit that skill shot? I'm sorry. So one thing, you don't want to hit the spinner that's not lit. You want to hit the spinner that is lit, like that one. It does change though. The thing is like sometimes you'll hit the spinner that's lit and then it'll change the other spinner. I don't know what changes it, but I just doubled my score. I was going to say that I guess would be the same thing. Do you do that a lot in these kind of games? Yeah. I don't know. I've never technically ever played it. You're at 26. Am I at age 65? Yeah. Yeah, because if you do an average of that every ball. I mean if you double that it'd be 52. What's their time? Five. It's 650. You're at half a damn cart. You got 26. I'm in exactly on pace.
42:06
I can't do math. I suck at math. That's a nice friendship bracelet. How are you guys doing in the chat? Hey, everybody. By the way, if you do color commands, you're changing colors. I'm sorry if you're bored, but there's some drama here. There's like 10 bucks of mine on the line.
42:22
No way. Never left my wrist. I don't know how I would even get it off there. But I've never tried to get it off. It's part of my body. Yeah. It's not just seven cans of drinks that they call hard. No, it feels as if it's spread. It looks like you brought it with you. Yeah, I'm not a truly good person. What's part of your body, dude? That? Yes. Can't touch it? Yeah. It's good. I like it. It kind of looks like that. That's what my sister told me when she put it on. It reminds me of you. And she just turned it on like, cool. I tighten it once in a while, but I have no idea what to do other than that. Look at that. I hit the correct spinner, and then it changed.
43:07
I'd like you to start drumming your tables, which I love to do. Wolf fantasy. Hey. We are currently at 340,000. What's up, Wolfman? Hi, Wolfman. None of us are playing. I'm watching Andre. You're not on pace anymore. My yellow is like, Wolfman! There's something wrong with the game right now.
43:31
This thing's not lit. This left star should be lit. So I think this is going to void the game. Yeah.
43:41
So that left star should be lit at the start of the ball. I mean, it's going to void the game unless I get what I'm supposed to get, in which case everything's good.
43:54
Oh boy. Alright, where is he? 380,000. Now the thing's lit, so you understand the malfunction that I was talking about. Because it lit and then I hit it and I get points But I couldn So I guess we have to play one more except it be really fast If I don hit my goalie
44:24
$10 for you. Woo! Oh, jeez. You just gave us two more points. Oh! Oh my God! You're going to get going!
44:47
Because of malfunction, you sort of won. You get this DVD. No, I don't want the DVD. What DVD is it? I can't watch it. I'm going to play one more really fast with no talking.
45:01
$6.50 for the $10. You do not get this, though. That's priceless. Guys, so this is Andre. He's a top player of pinball in the world, and we're doing silly stuff right now. We're making him play pinball. I'm making him play pinball. That was his fault. It was his fault. He's going to play Prospector. He's going to put up more than 650 right now. We're not going to distract him. And this will be a silent game. Silent game? You ready? Is it all to make you happy? Except for the people behind me who are taunting me.
45:38
You guys have already won this. M.E.T., keep turning off that light. I have a remote control, Andre, that controls that light up there. So it's not broken. It's me.
45:47
All right. Here we go. Do you know what it is? This thing's thrown off the pad. Here we go. So is this. Let's go.
45:58
What did he say? He said they're called Sputnik. I'm not hitting the spinner when I say quiet I mean like I'm not going to stop and talk I'll talk while I play sorry about that I don't mean to scare anybody in this room or on the stream but sometimes I'll do some things that may lead to the ball being dropped spooky You guys were actually plunging it yourselves earlier.
46:42
Oh boy, that was lucky. That was lucky too. Why don't I just give it to you right now? You've got to believe in yourself.
46:54
Dude, I've never had absinthe before. and it's... I'm just going to call it different for now. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm not saying it's good. It's expensive, though. How much was the shop? $16. What? Shut it down.
47:14
$16. So like a... That's what I would say. Most of the time people can book, like, those run-downs. You don't have to work. I'm always being a shop. I'm a friend of mine. I'm doing dangerous things right now.
47:46
Dude, what a bumper. Hello. I had to do it because I couldn't cut it down. You need just one ball in this game. It gets huge after a while. It only takes one ball. Okay, right now I need 400,000 one ball. And I guess another part. No, it's two balls. Two balls.
48:18
Oh, I'm on ball four. You guys, seriously, you made me just feel so much better. Let's just hit the wrong spinner and then drain out the side. Now it's one ball. And I need to pretty much double my score. Now it's Lynn's Armstrong. Okay.
48:54
So I do want to stop for a sec because I'm probably going to lose. I just got a joke. Why is the prospector game good for kids to play?
49:13
What's your perspective on prospecting? Why do you think it's good for kids to play? Simple, easy. Why? Or about money. No, come on, you guys. Come on. On the stream. Why is this good for kids to play? This pinball machine. Because it's gold. I hate when I think of it. Because there are minors on it. Because there are minors. Oh, you're making a joke. Oh!
49:42
Yes! As a comedy fan, you can do that. You were waiting for someone to try to figure it out, but then you had to deliver it once.
49:52
That's a lie. I know. We can do that. We don't care. My laugh says it's great. It's going to be close.
50:03
Give me the one and the two, please. Oh! Oh, it's him? Really? All right. Now, here's the deal. We're going to play. You don't get to be DVD. We're going to... I want to thank Andre for playing. We're going to play, and that's the score that you have to minimum beat. 414,000. Everybody has to minimum beat 414,000. Basically, you gotta hit the 415 in the 415. Thanks. 415? Is that for real? This goes to AV Fund. So when you need another Penn Stadium. Thank you, Andre. This is going to the RIG Fund. We're gonna keep playing a little bit. And now it's calm. It's back to Manu and Audrey. Just like it was supposed to be. That was crazy. I don't know who the fuck those people are. they just came into the stream it was so weird and we just played along we played along we were nervous it was kind of scary it's hard to get i gotta get andre when he's not on something to play he was earlier he was fine and then he went out and got effed up he really did it was like within the span of 20 minutes but i have to say potentially more entertaining question mark much more entertaining yeah but pinball i mean look even messed up he put a 414 on here are you Am I going? Everyone else left because Andre's more fun than we are. But we learned a bunch of rules, like that's exciting, huh? Yes. So he said 4, 1, 5. You want to jump in? I'm down. Yeah? Let me see if we can add in another. Try. Nice. Does it work? Oh, you just added two. No, I just added one. Put in two quarters. No, no, no. I don't know if we did. I'm saying put in two quarters and then press three and see what happens. Ah, I see. I think we did already. Yeah, there we go.
51:56
Oh, fuck. It started the game over. Sorry. Wow. We lost a dollar. I got quarters. Let me see. We lost a dollar, Dad. We lost a dollar.
52:09
What are we doing? We're trying to include people in the game and help people and build community. And instead, we're throwing away money. Okay?
52:18
Where's the little credit? It's right there. I know. I literally have to have someone put it out in both of those. At least you're here. You understand us. Go, go. Hit it. All right. All right, go. Give me one.
52:34
Yes, they're master. Oh, there it is. They're always hiding. What does that mean? Wax. Are you going first? Yeah, Wax posted some cool things about this game. I'll go. You go first. Tell me. What's the cool stuff?
52:50
Manu. They're all hidden. I've been staring at my phone. Yeah, we're going to see. The back glass and play field depicts Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy as prospectors, perhaps based on their 1937 Hollywood movie, Way Out West, where they seek to help the daughter of a prospector. No one knows Laurel and Hardy here. I'm just dancing behind the play. All right, I'll be player two.
53:19
4-1-5 is what you want to go for. Oh crap, that was terrible. Let me try again. 415 is what you want to go for.
53:38
Manu, what's nice about having the laptop here is we can watch you play on the screen. We don't have to watch you on the board, and that's a little easier. If it's three, it's for me.
53:54
Terrible logo of my graduating class. I graduated in 03. They made t-shirts that said, it had a Superman logo on the front, and it said, if it's three, it's for me on the back. And we are like, that's the dumbest thing. Who fucking thought of that? Excuse my language.
54:11
But it was just a bad... It was an... Hold on, let me say it right. It was an enthusiastic epithet, but it defended no one. Epithet. Did I say it wrong? I don't know. I knew I was close.
54:30
Epithet is like a bad word, I think. That's what I get for talking too much. It's pronounced sward. No, epithet. I think I used the word totally wrong. Oh, fuck.
54:43
All right, boys. Put on your very epithet sheet. So I can make it work. I like workplace so much. Why is he coming here now? That's all I got. All right, Audrey, step up. No, your turn. I played. Oh, shit, I played.
55:01
You like how that I thought I was player two, the person with the higher score? It's not true. You killed it.
55:12
Yeah, you can kill it. Oh! That wasn't good. Get your sexy self out of here. All right. Thank you.
55:27
I don't know. Why would I ask this? Boop, boop, boop, boop. You know what I forgot? I have cookies in my hand. Got the one. We got cookies. Cookies. Good mom.
55:42
Carrie texted, y'all are precious. Thanks, Carrie. Because she's watching. I don't think she has a switch account, she can't talk to us. That's why she's not talking to us. Oh, we're on one.
55:54
Three. Hey, Twitch, we got a first-time streamer here on Player One coming up. Nice. The devil. Nice. 5K.
56:08
Pat and death. I'm down for that. Oh, shit. Yeah, here he is, Red. I think just Andre was jacked up on absinthe. You are right. Wax.
56:24
Yeah, your hair is red enough, so I'll call it red. Should I go pick up that phone? That's got to go into the phone. All right, well, we'll have an interlude. I think Andre was jacked up. It's true. So I finally watched one of our streams, which was Bow and Arrow, and I hadn't watched it before, mostly because I don't have any papers. Are you ever going to talk to me in this? Come here.
56:50
And it was fascinating to see one, to watch the game away from being in it and realizing how much I flip unnecessarily and watching how Manu plays and lets the ball just kind of hit the flipper and then decide to flip. That's kind of what I'm trying to do which is be chill and not flip out. Yeah. Amen.
57:11
Hallelujah. Learn to drop catch. Are you double flipping? I was, Wolfman, and I'm doing it way less than I used to be, and I'm still draining earlier than I'd like to be.
57:26
Thoughts? Ayo. Is that a call? I'm done. My score is nothing. I'm going for fucking... Use my language, folks. Sorry. 500,000. Let's go. Let's go for a positive $500,000. My grass is really attacking you.
57:47
Like, it bit me in the arm. You know what? I can't do it. Seriously, you're going to get that checked out? It just smelled like it bit me in the arm.
57:56
I hate that about EM sometimes. Shut the front door. Yeah, it looks like a good boundary. The front door is shut. Doc, close down the shop. He goes, nope. Who's car was this? I think it was me. Yeah, me too. Because money is second. I'm second. Do I have any... Hey, I'm not doing that bad. Okay. That's it. Shut the front door. LOL. I don't know what he's making the front door do, though. Oh, yeah. This is just one of the levels we've jacked up here. Okay, we're learning out here. I see... I see shit. Oh, wait, I'm player four. I'm not great enough. I saw a bunch of things.
58:40
Oh, no. No, thanks. Bits and Bites. Bits and Bites is my favorite restaurant. It's down there in Santa Rosa. Oh, really? What's up? I made all that up.
58:52
Good job. Bits and Bites. Oh! That was a great job. That was really good. All right, Audrey. All right. That was so much food. That was really good. This is my favorite right here. What? Absinthe One Free Goal Watch Player Zero. It's true, Absinthe beat all of us, even though Andre is the only one who had Absinthe. I didn't have any, I'm not one to anything. I'm saying that Absinthe beat all of us even though Andre is the only one that had it. Because he took over the street. We couldn't get him to play. We're like, talk to the street, not to us. He's like, but let me tell you about this movie. Dude, I'm number four, I thought I was going to win. I got nothing. I don't want that spinner. I want the other spinner.
59:58
All right. I'm so tense right now. All right. So sometimes, I'll just tell you this. Sometimes when people see that happening, they nudge the table forward a little bit to get that ball from not settling and enrolling but getting it going up again. I saw something in the chat. Why didn't you tell me that? Oh, next game everyone has to play like Absinthe Andre. That's his nickname now. No. Wait, but that, so we have to play well? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. We have to play well. That's what they're saying. Because we're at ball three. And have excessive exposition, like excessively more than we normally have. No one has cracked. No one is on crack. No one's cracked 200K yet.
60:40
I don't think anyone thinks pinball plays on Switch, not crack. Thanks for clearing it up. Me? No, you haven't, no. Oh. That was great. I got that one. I think for the most normal games, not like little guys. Yeah, you're too rounded on the edge. Five. Five advances.
61:08
Oh, wow. I'm just following his instructions and kicking their butts. They're all messed up. I'm the only one who's not messed up. Are you talking shit about me? Nothing, no. What did you say? Nothing. Did you tell me about the thing? About the butt thing? Because I was only between us. We knew, okay? It was only between, listen, I just had bad scallops, and it wasn't embarrassing, and it wasn't fun. Not making a reference to a show. You'll find out eventually. You'll find out what reference I'm making. Oh, yeah, yeah. Micah. Micah's texting me now. My son is texting me now. It was really sweet. Micah was texting him as we were coming here, like, dad, has the stream started yet? And then he got in trouble because he couldn't watch anymore.
61:54
What did he say? He said, dad, are you playing good? Keep it up. Oh, no, you're up. If it's three, it's for me, babe. Somebody take the logo.
62:06
Hi. Manu, you're two. If it's two, it's Manu. If it's three, it's for me. Hi. You are murdering this stream.
62:16
I still stand by my prediction of what happened. Andre's prediction happened the same. That was crazy. Like, I said it. I can see that you're going to say that. I'm going to say something. What's up, Captain Stunky?
62:29
All right, I started up again. Right to the same hole. Let's flip. This glass is dirty. There's gunk on this dude, like deep gunk. I know I'm probably messing my whole game up, but he is messing my game up. Yeah, let's play.
63:15
Oh, guys, uh, Mike is watching. So... Everybody's playing good too. the bumpers change which ones lit i just saw it i just drained but just so you're i know you got it so i ripped the spinner but i hit the bumper the bumper changed the light so i think the bumpers change we will see that in practice let's keep learning let's keep learning immediately saw that oops because i was sorry guys that's okay the spinner rips and i saw the light move to the right. Okay.
63:56
So I think the bumpers may change which spinner to hit. No. You think so? Okay. That's my only idea. Oh. That's what happened. You know, I want to get one of your ideas, you guys.
64:08
Just tell me. Yeah, I'm just checking you. What happened? It just like... We don't need no education.
64:42
All right. Where am I at? 320 for 28? I'm still leading. Uh-oh, that's a bad punch. Quickly, notice how quiet it is when Joss is not here. I know, it gets real quiet when Doss is not here. Real quiet.
64:57
And I wanted to tell you something, specifically on stream, and I have forgotten. Andre is back. Slamming cop. It was something very important. You have a new name now, Andre. You're called Absinthe. Absinthe Andre. Absinthe.
65:17
Oh, that sucks. They're taking you. It means they like you. What's your name? Patrick. No, Lucifer. I was tricking you again. We're trying to find like, LP for Lucifer Patrick. Before Daz shows up, I want you guys to know we are going to play one more after this. You decide. I got to pack it up. My son is watching, which is kind of cool. Hi, my guy. Sorry, I keep cursing. I do it at the house too. Oh, yes they are. The devil in disguise. There's really good music out there. You guys can't hear me. My bad.
65:58
What's the number? Is it three? If it's three, it's for me. I know. I can't tell. It's my new catchphrase. All right. I got to kill this. I believe. All right. Give me a coach. Help.
66:11
I got the devil on my right shoulder here. Dumb pants. All right. That's some good gold. I think the Dracula came up on you.
66:22
Hey Oh We played it after Oh no we played it We were here together once. What? No! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy! Oh, wow! That's how he plays, man. Wow. He likes his pinball like he likes his swimming. Flippin'. Oh, here that buzz?
66:58
Something. Oh my god, damn it. That was a good ball though. Yeah, I remember someone mentioned the buzz earlier.
67:09
It was clearly a buzz in one feature. I don't know if that's another lie. It was like... I just heard it first. I'll try. Hey. Don't drink my Kool-Aid. My son is watching.
67:25
Oh. No. Ah. All right, Audrey. Second time in a row. I am going to loss. Bowl five. What will happen? Is that bowl five? No, yours is bowl four. Oh, Jesus. You got to, you got to, you're anchoring. So you got to, you got to just sit and make it.
67:46
Go, girl. Oh, my God. Wow. Spinner, spinner, spinner. Spinner, spinner, chicken dinner. Oh, click that.
68:01
The save. Oh. The trick is don't try at all. Oh, good. I'm telling you, your play has gotten so much better. I know, right? What I'm telling you is after watching my stuff, I can be like, okay, be chill, let it bounce, and then maybe consider hitting it, you know?
68:23
You know what I'm saying? Okay, now that Doss isn't here playing, then I can tell you the thing I wanted to tell you on stream, so everyone else can hear it. Can I play my ball? No, but you can play it while I talk to you.
68:33
Here we go. We're going to take an interlude. So I'm trying out lucid dreaming, and what that involves is taking a moment during your normal life and thinking, am I dreaming right now? And then grounding yourself and being like, I'm not. So I tried it last night, and it worked. I imagined I had woken up and I was going to get ready to go to work. And then I thought, am I dreaming? And then I thought, oh shit, I am. And then I was going to walk through my house and then I had this horrible fear that it was going to be a nightmare and a monster was going to come out of the bathroom. So then I forced myself to go back to sleep and it worked. Can you believe that? Wow. I controlled my dream for all but two minutes. He's amazed. I'm amazed. I like but two minutes. Anyways, but let's think about, am I dreaming right now?
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I'm not. And why did you ruin my child's idea of what the Matrix was today? I did. He said that. Micah said that. Micah said, it's not the Matrix. Yeah. How did I ruin it? Because you were like, the Matrix is not a dream. The Matrix is a construct of a... But he's watched the Matrix. It might as well be a dream. It's not a dream. Oh, man. No! It's not a Duma.
69:38
Look, you got it. Oh, wow. You did better than Axel Donkred. Shout out Anna Gorski So Player 3's light is blue My lighter's blue My drink is blue My cup is blue I hope I don't blue it See that?
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What is that? Okay Never mind Thank you Micah Oh Micah what's up dude? Oh, it's a good day. All right. Good. Very good. Is this ball five? Oh, it is. All right. Oh, I see. You see me? Double match. You see me? Double replay, I mean.
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All right. It's one ball to rule them all. This is it, actually. This is it. All right. This has to be it. You have to back up. All right. I'll just play another game on the side. Okay. Oh.
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Come on, Dots. Oh, I got spinner robbed. Oh! Yeah! Y'all saw it. That spinner didn't do nothing, but it doesn't matter because I got my wins. Step up baby We're changing the stream Unless he can take him out Alright Everyone put your money on Pat Alright boy here we go Here we go Just cause you scored it You're now known as Satan That's how it all happened That's your stream Personality No Give me a hug Alright That was the worst This was just you know God was taken back It's alright That's all good. No losses. I won again. I won again. Hey, can we meet, Chef? Do you really not have time for one more? One last challenge? I know you gotta get it. Yeah, I kinda gotta go. Alright, one more. One more. One more. That's it. One power round. Everybody, one more. I need another... No walking away. We need one more credit here. One more credit.
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Alright guys, this is it. Last one. And then Micah, go to bed. Alright. One more credit. That's got it. I got these bad boys.
72:24
I guess I should go what? I should go first? Go first. Why did you watch you? Alright. All right. Manu, we're all trying to take down the champ now. We need one more dollar. Manu has prospected better than anyone. Manu is four player, right? I respect Manu's prospecting. Manu. Yes, four player. But I'm trying to prospect better this time. All right. Do we need more quarters? No, no. No, we're good. We're all set. Photo bomb. Yeah. Switch bomb. Stay up there, baby. Stay up there. there baby stay up there wolfman sent you 45 bits as soon as you walk over the cooler don't you ever walk again i say i'm sorry but that's fine it's fine nothing happened anyway nothing happened nothing to see If it's three hits for me, Dossie. Doss stays with player three? I've been three every game. If it's three hits for me. So we just swap player one and two? Can you tell me how to open the kitchen for that? Yeah, we're good.
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That was perfect. Hey! That was a perfect amount of white. Good. Oh, we got a biddy! Thank you for the biddy, Wax!
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Wait, what did Wax do? Give him the biddy. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, wow. Nice spin. Still going. Oh, that's a missane. Good ball, though. I'll take that. Thank you for the bits. Wax. Thank you. That was a huge spin, and it went to the other side. It kept going. It was like, come on. And I had a good control side. Yeah, I just heard that one. Yeah, you want to whip it in that side. That was a bad shot. Oh, my God. It was like, boop. Did anyone see that? Yeah, we all did.
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It didn't need words. I think everybody saw that one. No words. Should have sent a poet.
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All right, here we go. Are you going to score? I didn't know. That was pretty good. I'll flex.
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I don't care about that. I don't want to be like, do it. Do you score? Was that a collect? Wow, it's like an immediate collect. I'm doing terrible now.
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We're all doing terrible. Besides DOS. DOS is doing great. That's a really good game. And the end of it, you have to figure out how to beat it.
75:40
We got about three games in special two out of three. No, I'm kidding. You're all friends. You get a choice of games. You each get to pick one. It ends up being tied. It's the last one. So it's like, we can only pick the game. So it's like, excuse me. I see the mental game. It becomes a little more.
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Before that, it's my friend. I'm kind of saturated. Oh, shit. Oh, the focus. Sorry. The focus. I got spin-terrupted. You saw that. Yeah, spin-terrupted. They've been coined. No, apparently that was coined years ago. Oh, really? That was some serious focus. Roger was right there.
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But it is what it is. Blue cup, blue drink. What? Blue. Oh, we got blue flippers, too. Blue is my favorite color. All right, let's play.
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Sorry for rambling, folks. I saw it from above. I saw it. Dude, that's what happens to me. This pinball machine is not giving me any love right now. I can see it was going down the way.
76:59
I'm honestly... It's so far right now. Steve, what are you doing in that situation? This happened to me like 20 times in a row. I know, I'm sorry. It's called house balls. I'm sorry. That's why these little games have five balls because they're brutal. They are brutal. It's called house balls. You expect two balls to have nothing. Got the one.
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Give me the three. Give me the one. Dang it. That's what I was like, yeah, I got a great ball one. I'm not mad about that one. I thought, screw it. I can't throw the game like I could a newer game. Let it go.
77:39
These games really get you a lot. What's up, All Anonymous? Hi, All Anonymous. There's not much. There's no, like. I ain't saying she's a gold digger. But she ain't messing with no broke, broke, broke. Broke, broke, broke, broke. I don't know what I'm walking into. I just started chanting. That's okay. It's all good. Twitch babies. All right. That's ball three. I got 208. 209 was somewhere I lived. Not 208. So what's my goal? Play Prospector.
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Oh, I almost got that. Nice. It hits twice. Spinterruptions. Spinterruptions is broadcast. Shabadoo. Thank you. Shabadoo. Thank you for saying Shabadoo, my friend. My friend? I first heard you say it like two days ago, and it completely threw me off.
78:51
All right, boys. I don't know what I was going for there. Oh, my God. Oh! Oh, it's not looking good. Oh, oh, oh! Yeah.
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No, it's not. Very good. I just didn't like it. Alonimus, you're totally right. Manu does look dapper today. What's that? You're up now? You got it. Dapper? Oh, yeah. I had to record a YouTube video for another channel, so I had to look nice.
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Where does this get uploaded? This goes on MPT3K's YouTube. Manu, you're doing really poorly. I am doing really poorly. Well you said you wanted to go home and game with those so you probably don't want to play anymore. That's still, yeah I guess maybe you're right. Oh! Get in there. Boom. I don't really want to collect, I want to keep that thing spinning.
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Hit that one. Oh my god. I hit the one seven times and didn't hit the one. Oh, jeez. Wrong spinner.
80:29
Andre's just like totally like stuck up. I tried. I'm out. Free Gold Watch is very cool. And I need to let all the viewers right now know that Andre is just coming up on an absence.
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I don't know what he's on right now. I have 270 even. That's a pretty good even score. I'm on a couple beers, man. So I'm just going to look at the table for like 10 seconds, and then I'm going to kick its butt. Boom.
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Whoa, whoa! With all your dingy. Yeah, let me bring something else for my bed. Oh, man. Where do I look?
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I might have lost. Andre is making side bets. All right. I got to make up such a huge deficit. So that's a 280. I don't know. We'll see. Got my bonus.
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That's not going to do it. All right. No. Hold on. I'm in the middle of the ball. Grab up. The older one's at . Grab up. Oh, it's like . Yeah. I can pick very minor issues. I'm just playing your ball. No. I'm not. Andre? He's playing it. I'm trying to help. He's playing it. I'm trying to help you.
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It's ball five, y'all. You can take over. Okay, I'm fine with that. Thank you. You're too kind. You're way too kind. That's really nice. You should let him play ball. Well, yeah, but I want to play with you on this. What's the rules of this game again? Oh, God.
83:03
Wow. I tried for that flipper. Did you see? Get it, get it. Ah! That was not a lot of bonus. Alright, looks like Das is going to clean it up. Das, come on in here and finish. I got editing to do later. Come on in, Das. That's the last game of Grease for you, man. They like me. They really like me.
83:48
Alright. I want to pop some credits. So I just need to kill this spinner. Let's go. Thank you.
84:02
I feel like I should just leave the video. Is that due? I'm afraid it's getting broken. Really? I don't know. It's been a statement. Sorry.
84:16
Oh, thank you for the follow residual pants. Damn. Jesus Christ. I'm a guy. Would you? I could have had that, but I messed up. That's so gross. It's like spitting up. All right, Patrick. You're finished. All right, last one of the game. I love you. I'm ready.
84:39
The devil has come. You did it. This is the comeback. The devil has come. You shook his hand a little too early here, guys. He had 666 on stream, man. He's not a good devil. That did happen. God, the devil. Oh.
84:53
You've been praying in the corner, haven't you, back there? You've been fucking with my whole thing. All right. Thank everybody for playing tonight.
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I had to lose for the stream to end, but that's what happens sometimes. Hey, man. Thank you, everybody. Four out of five. Very bad. That's all right. Pretty good. Thank you, Andre.
85:15
Thank you, Andre. I'm going to have Andre back on when he's feeling better. Wednesday night playoffs. Wednesday night when he's feeling better and we'll blow up something. His pick. We'll blow up some game. literally blow it up occasional Andre massing coffee Monday might be a really good one to do soon Monday this is my stream manager by the way so don't try and do her job are you trying to stream with my client here I'm suggesting options for your company I am not telling anyone what to do on stream well I'm just saying 8pm Monday might work if you want to have a stream I don't have to play Monday I got to buy my best one so I could be sitting there commenting with you all day. He destroys that game. Uh-oh, he's out. Al Anonymous wants us to play F14. We don't unfortunately have an F14. Or we do, but it's not out. We have an F14 that's on my keyboard. F14 Tomcat. We don't have an F14. Oh, man. I've only played that a few times. I don't know where it is. I think I played one at the museum. What's the game? It's a really cool game. F14 Tomcat is really fun. I know someone who does have an F14. Al Anonymous. Don't Panic Clip's friend Titanic has one. So watch some thing over there Alright it's me It's Don It's Audrey And we will see you guys next time Bye What the hell was that even I couldn't win but it was hella fun Well let's do it again Let's play Let's see.
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Thank you. you