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Does anyone from Zen Pinball listen to this show? If you don't, we're just going to drop you, buddy. All right. Twip. He did news this week. Good job, Twip. Good job, Jeff Patterson, for getting off your ass. Jeff, you got stuff to steal. We got shit to talk about today. No, of course. I'm joking. This Week in Pinball. Get up to date on all your news from that. It's a perfect one-stop shop for all your pinball news. If you're jonesing for pinball, I'm sure you're jonesing every Monday for the news. Here we go. Pin Stadium Scott, our homeboy Scott. Homie with the lights. Get the latest, greatest way to illuminate any pinball machine. And I mean any pinball machine, Drew. Just enter poorman to receive 10% off your order. 10% off? What? Pinchades, the revolutionary pinball glasses that help reduce glare and makes it easier to track the ball or balls. Enter poormanswithaness to receive free shipping. What else we got? Pinswap, Pinswap, Pinswap. Oh, my God. There has been, every time I look, there's about another eight machines getting posted on Pinswap. Oh, I saw a couple today. Yeah. Jurassic Park Pro. There are machines ready for you to get rented. My Oktoberfest is getting rented. I'm super excited about that. I'll be making a cool 400 bucks just dropping it off down the street not bad I can take that so that is pinswaprentals.com go on there and please look and search for your area there's some pinball around rent it these guys are hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry and that is our sponsors We'll see you next time. biceps. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 91. We're counting down to 100. What are we going to do for our 100th show, Drew? Oh, I know. We have no clue. I have no clue. So welcome, everybody. Welcome, everybody in chat. Welcome, everybody in your cars listening to this. When I upload this, it'll probably be April. But right now, how are you doing, Drew? I'm doing good, man. Yeah? What's going on? What's new with you? Oh, so much, so much. I'm really excited to share all my pinball stuff with the world today. We'll get to that a little later. He's got pinball shit. Oh, yeah. What's on tap today, buddy? Busy week, man. Busy week. What about you, though? Anything else like non-pinball going on this week that you did, didn't do? Did my taxes. Oh, that's exciting. We're getting more exciting every week here. I just got to say this. Can I just slap some reality across your chins, kids? No, cheer. Thank you. And I saw Glenn O did a subscription. Guys, subscribe to our channel on Twitch and enjoy all the fun that is our chat. Our chat's the best in the world. It truly is. And we're going to get to a lot of that later because you guys are already on fire. I'm seeing this. I can't even keep up because there's so much going on in the chat. So with that being said, I just want to go ahead and open the bar today. Let's just do that. How's that? Open it, baby. Come in. Grab a seat. The bar is open. bar is open hey dr john i gotta tell you guess what i'm drinking motherfucker i saw what you posted uh let the people listening dr john said and he wrote on here i hope they're drinking tea and and doing stern crossword puzzles jigsaw puzzles jigsaw puzzles we'll get to that later too jigsaw puzzles and uh ian what's he drinking today i'm drinking fucking tea oh my god my throat's scratchy jack rabbit thank you for the subscription uh yeah i saw that i just started cracking up so yeah he's he's no no no the Carl Weathers you just got a scratchy throat yeah i just want to soothe it i'll probably drink some whiskey later i'd rather for you um nothing weirder he said there's nothing weirder than one man rubbing another man's Adam apple. Anything. What's weirder than that? The Adam's apple rub. We make it normal. Maybe if they go around behind and rub it. We're trying to normalize everything here on the show. I'm doing week number three with my LaCroix. Solidarity. I've never rubbed another man's Adam's apple. Would you? Fuck yeah. You would. It depends on the man and the Adam's apple. I don't know. I mean, if he's got a weird-shaped Adam's apple, I'm not touching that thing. Well, some guys have those crazy Adam's apples. That's what I'm saying. They look like legit apples. They stick out like a good two inches. Is that because they're pumping iron? They don't have enough fat to cover it. They're usually super skinny. Yeah, you don't see our Adam's apple. Because we've got that Midwestern padding. But some of them skinny fucks, they have. Dr. John, what's wrong with my Adam's apple? Dr. John's like, you have three of them. I think you should go to the doctor. But yeah, no, that's a weird thing, right? Oh, man. For some reason, I feel like Glenn has rubbed a few Adam's apples in his day. Sure. Hey, what have we said since the beginning? We are all-inclusive here at the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. We accept everyone rubbing everything here. Ryan, see, you guys into feet? Nah, yeah, feet's fine. They're okay, but I'm not into them. Well, no one's jacking me off with feet, I'll tell you that, because I can do lots of different things without feet and still get the job done. Once again, it depends on the feet. Big-ass feet? No. You want to clap them together and just go to town? Like Sideshow Bob? Yeah. Like, what are we doing here? No. No. Ryan, see, I'd say, you know, whatever. You know, I'm glad that women have feet so they can stand. That's cool. Oh, Ryan, see, back with the feet. We don't recycle jokes here on the Poor Man's Family Podcast. never never we're all original every day yep that's what we do i'm here for a good time not a long time all right ryan c ryan c all right well ryan c hasn't called us a c yet ryan c man have you uh rubbed another man's adam's apple because that's something we need to talk about right you want to know how it's done i just want to wait until he does it all original all cunts there we go there we go there it is that's exactly what we were waiting We were waiting for the C word. It happened. Ryan C, are you a closet poor man? Ryan C, I did. He did rub another man. How was it? How long did it last? Was it Marty's? Let us know. Don't send us an email. Tell us live in chat. That's when I thought we couldn't come up with dumb shit to talk about. Where have you been? Billy YJ with the foot and the wet emoji. If you don't know what that is, go check out Jesse J's last podcast. Pinball Adventure with Jesse J. And you'll learn all about feet and wet stuff. From the inside. Ryan, see, now, I wouldn't say this to your face, but you do look like a serial killer. I would not be surprised. Just dip your little fingers in that apple. Oh, man. All right, so what are we doing? I blacked out for a bit. What is on tap today? we have drew's poor man's pinball news because ian doesn't seem to have much lately which is fine do you have any this week what poor man's news i never do well i might rent out my october fest and i still am uh planning on buying that deadpool from zach and nicole so that's my excited for that man that's my pinball news i mean i'd like to get laser war out of my basement here and have Drew take a few whacks at the thing. A couple of rocks. Hit it a few times. That's my news. Okay. I don't do a lot now. I'm taken. My life is full of this. That's okay, man. My pinball news is this shit. Okay, that's fair. I like that. That's a good answer. Ian, that was a solid answer. Yeah, I do this shit. Good answer. Good answer. after that we have uh some real news brought to you by twip uh thanks jeff uh we are trying something new today we are gonna do the poor man's pinball podcast seven team pinball machine draft yes and what's that gonna entail did you pick your machines no because i have not well i've done i thought it'd be more fun that way i've done six mock drafts oh you did some mock drafts i gotta I like that. See, I had not, but I guess just talking about pinball all the time, that's kind of your mock draft, right? Yes. Did you bring your porn man coin? I did not. I can run and grab my porn coin. Your porn coin? My porn man's pinball podcast coin. We have a porn man's pinball podcast. Oh, they're so cool. Tribe coins. Thank you to Martin, tribe member number two, who made those up for our tribe members. Very cool. Rachel flips Wisconsin. You do real news. We don't have opinions. Hey, Rachel. We'll regurgitate some shit. Can you write that again but put real in quotes? Real news. Yeah. News. And then after you do that, Rachel, I'm going to answer that with no. That's probably not. That's probably not. I heard Rachel has. Speaking of news, Rachel has. You're ruining it for me. All right, never mind. We'll wait. We'll wait. We'll wait. Man, Rachel, I was going to talk you up, and then Ian just wanted to for the world. I just was excited for Rachel. Go ahead. Well, now that you put the cat out of the bag or however they say that. What do they say in Australia? There's a pussy in the sack. Oh, there you go. I can't do this shit tonight. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Okay. So what I was going to do, you know what? We're just going to get into poor man's pinball personal news, and then we'll surprise you with the rest of what we're doing today because Ian skipped ahead, which is fine. This is awesome. We didn't talk about it in our pre-show. We do pre-show now. So, poor man's pinball news. Rachel is a tribe member, so I stuck this in here. This is Rachel's poor man's pinball news. Rachel. She sent us an email, and I want to read this email because I just love her personality. My wife loves her personality, too, because I share all this stuff with my wife, and she really likes Rachel. I'm pretty sure my wife and Rachel are going to be best friends. Yes. So she sent us a message. For people to tune in to Twitch on March 6th. You guys got your calendars ready? March 6th. All right. All right. Go ahead. Poor men that listen to us, that's a hand and one finger. Okay? March 5th, 6th. Let me get through this and you make all the jokes you want, okay? Sorry, sorry, sorry, Rachel. For people to tune in to Twitch on March 6th at 11. So I'm assuming that's 11 a.m. because this is just a short message she sent us on Fox City Pinball. So if you guys haven't subscribed, Fox City Pinball on Twitch. They're in Green Bay, Wisconsin. They got some amazing players there. They do streaming. They do tournaments. They do all kinds of cool stuff. So check out Fox City Pinball. Dear friends of the show. Yep, definitely. Ladies, flip Wisconsin at District 82 Pinball, also in Green Bay. Great, great place. There's lots of – I think there's over 100 machines there now. 24 women signed up. Things are escalating. Love you, bitches. We love you too, Rachel. So March 6th at 11 a.m., Fox City Pinball. Check it out. Ladies Flip Wisconsin. 24 people. That's awesome. 24 women. That's amazing. So I'm excited to hear how that turns out. Rachel, are you going to do the Poor Men Proud and take, we'll say, top three spot? Top three? I think she can do it. All right. So those of you listening on your hand. Now to the jokes. Just kidding. Go ahead. Well, that's great. Rachel, we love you. Super cool. I still got to get Rachel a bunch of swag. She's doing all these events. I'm going to have to get her a box of just amazing pinball stuff from us. And if you're not friends with her on Facebook, Rachel Lilge, L-I-L-G-E. Find her on Facebook. Lilge. Lilge would love some more friends. She has a personality that is just off the charts amazing, and I love Rachel. And if you play pinball in up north Wisconsin, you have to find Rachel in this ladies' flip Wisconsin. So I know we're big with the ladies, especially in up north Wisconsin. Have you met me? Yes, exactly. Yeah, it doesn't work. I tried. You smell nice. Thanks. I sprayed it on thick today. Yeah, you did. The bullshit. Rolling around in that shit. All right. So, Drew has another awesome week. See, I switched. Should we just sit down and wait for Drew to come back? Yes. I switched jobs. I have no paycheck coming in, and I am just doing so much crazy pinball stuff, and I freaking love it. So, Mousin Around was shipped today, and I am going to be getting it Wednesday. So, super excited about that. Very cool. Thumbs up. They sent me a video. I already looked. They had a ton of pictures. They were all great. It's, I said it was AR Rentals. Andrew on Facebook. It's a great knife. It's sturdy. They sent me a video. Super sharp and heavy duty. Plays sharp. I really like it. LEDs. It is. It's a beautiful machine. Cool. I'm excited for the cheese slices. Cheese slices up. So now that I had a little extra time, I, there they are, mousing around. Woo. I finally tacked up Meteor. I flipped over the play field now. It's all buttoned up. I got a couple of switch adjustments, but it looks great. It's awesome. And then while I was at it, I LED'd my Stingray. I forgot you have that. I know. Well, because I bought it because I was excited because it was a value pin. Thanks for the cheer. Juice sucks at pinball. We know. I don't even need to look who that's from. but I like messing with them. 100 bits. Thanks, Tim. So now that I have a little more time, I was like, yeah, I got to get into Stingray. So I LED'd it. It looks great. And I'm going to set the world on fire right now, as I often do. So I've been playing it, putting some games on it, right? And I had a Stars for a while. Stingray is a better game than Stars. Prove me wrong. There you go. You heard it here first, folks, kids. And now I know everyone's going to light up because everyone loves Stars, and stars is the best game nobody owns it but they all love it and i can't figure that one out yeah you know it's it's a thing it is a thing it got popular for no reason whatsoever yeah i don't know well tournament players like stars which i guess is that it yeah the spinners are cool but i just i just like stingray better i just i just do i don't know if it's the theme the whole thing it's just i don't know i just like it better um so what stars i own a stars ryan c rubbish rubbish ryan c prove it prove me wrong i i have i have facts on my side because i have a camera on my face that's the fact the fact is we have microphones the fact is this is my show and uh yeah it's a fact all right anyway anyways uh so then i i had put a bunch of ads up on pin side for games i wanted and i was really looking for that ghostbusters premium a distributor who i've talked to before and try to get me games he's well known i'm not going to mention him because i don't want to talk prices and stuff um he sent me a message he has a um ghostbusters premium home use only he's like i'll put it in a stern box and ship it to you and i'm like how much take take a guess uh seven g's take another guess five g's take a much higher guess 12 g's not quite nine thousand dollars damn before shipping $9,000 premium that's what Ghostbusters are going for I know because everyone wants them I get supply and demand and like I said I'm not going to call this guy out because he's a great guy no it's the price oh my god I almost shit my drawers so Ryan C says Stars is balanced Stars is fine I'm not saying I hate Stars I'm just saying Stingray is a better game it's more fun How's that? I'm not a tournament player. 50k luck box. Is that the stingray? The what? When they say 50k luck box? 50k? 50k? I don't know. I haven't played that many games on it, so I'm still kind of learning it. Is there a 50k bonus on it? Yeah. Okay, that's what you're talking about. Fair enough. Jack Rabbit, thank you! Stars is not the best, but it's better than Ghostbusters? Okay, Underground Pinball. Underground Pinball you sir are awesome all right uh last little piece and then we'll move on to some real news somebody actually emailed us uh poor man's pinball gmail.com and it's spelled correctly today poor man's pinball gmail.com fixed it last week um he has a swords of fury in chicago he said uh it hasn't been turned on in a couple of years um but it's all there so i'm waiting for some pictures and a price and that might be my project for this year oh good project yeah good project make myself a really nice swords of fury yeah you have so much uh to lean on too because um you know you can go uh carrie hardy did a lot with his sword of the fury yes so he he was definitely going to be one of my resources again carrie hardy on youtube if you don't know but yeah he has probably a ton of info on on swords of fury so yes he what a cool game to restore that's That's a great shooter. Code shit, but Lion Man. Lion Man. You should probably get that audio on here. Lion Man. Yeah. Anyway. That would be a good one for him. And you cannot really light it skillfully. All right, Ryan. See, he's still talking about it. He's into it. So, yeah. I would say, yeah. Good job, man. You got a lot going on. I do. I do. And I'm still waiting to hear back from that guy about the Star Wars premium. He said it was going to be a few weeks before he even got it in. so we'll we'll see god i forgot about that yeah i'm just kind of biding my time i know i know i just what can i do i don't know but i love that our tribe members are posting stuff on the page and some of our on the poor man's fan page that they're like oh i'm buying all these games now i'm i'm buying more games than drew yeah yeah that's the joke now yeah jonathan hall he's he's been picking up some stuff he got a last action hero do you see that that's a good game yeah it's a fun one all right man cool what else right see why don't you shit on that game too um yeah i don't know just like poking the bear that's all all right carry swords of fury videos are on yeah straight down the middle yeah he did a whole video series on it was like i think seven or eight parts so all right poor man's news done check it off the list drew's done talking about himself now it's time to talk about he loves to talk about how he sells and trades like the stock market guy he is yep only he loses a thousand dollars a deal i was gonna say i buy high and sell low it's my motto that's my guy all right so we're doing news yeah news by this week in pinball thanks jeff thank you jeff we appreciate you drew put on the gray shirt i don't know what that means you know what that means no all right let's keep going okay uh just congratulations to Chris Kaneda Koularis and his beautiful wife, Brenda. They had their baby boy, Cillian. Did I say that right? No, I think it's pronounced Cillian. I'm joking. C-I-L-L-I-A-N. Cillian, we'll call him. Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah, Kaneda, Chris, Brenda, congrats. Bubba's been bumped. Sorry, Bubba. I don't know. That poor dog. He's awesome. Yeah, very happy for Chris. He's a dog. He sniffs his ass. He's just like any other dog. Yep. So very happy for Chris. Very good. Very good. Well done. We got some sound effects. Do we have a baby singing or crying? I don't have anything where it's raining babies, but we'll do some cheese slices for the little guy. All right. Welcome to the poor man's podcast, little guy. Yep. His favorite podcast has already been confirmed. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. His favorite game, ironically, is Oktoberfest. Did you know that about Cillian? Yeah. True story. Chris is never calling us ever again. Did you see this new homebrew pinball machine? It's actually pretty cool. Yeah, I did. I read the story on Twip. So, Willy's Wonderland, which I just found out was a Nicolas Cage film from this year. Okay. I don't know. Was it released on like, because usually I see that stuff like on Netflix or, you know, Prime or whatever, because, you know, obviously they're not doing a lot in the theaters. So I was just curious as to where that was released. 2021. So next. Well, it'll be later this year. Oh, it hasn't been released yet. I don't know. OK. It got a release date, February 12th. So it is really just came out and it got really good reviews. A horror action film. Now, 5.6 out of 10 on IMDb. 64% on Rotten Tomatoes. So it's still relatively fresh. Kaj says, I thought Willy's Wonderland was Bill Clinton in the Oval Office. That was a good joke. I like it. That's fine. That's fine. All right. The joke was so 1992, but that's cool. No, I'm joking. All right, let's go. Let's go. What else we got? uh willie's wonderland tell us about it he he took a devil's dare uh i believe that's i believe that was a gottlieb game someone correct me if i'm wrong but yeah it's it's like an 80s game uh cool theme devils but he took the thing completely stripped it down um on the pop bumpers he put like hot dogs and pizzas because it's like a chucky cheese kind of knockoff um the the art looks looks pretty good i mean they they did it's it's super colorful it's a good package um you know it's just it looks fun so yeah jaeger said uh billy said uh animatronics horror movie so i think that like josh mudd would love this what was that game that came out a couple years ago five nights with freddie yeah kind of like that so no it's it's neat uh but you can check it out on twip uh it's called willie's wonderland they had a whole like they showed like every step of the painting process for the uh the play field and it was just really cool and it's it looks professional yeah dude it's very well done really really good yeah so great re-theme yeah you know i don't know much more than that like i said i take a look at the pictures of it just looks great this weekend pimble i thought nick cage took a devil's dare no okay so yeah any more to add on willie's now very cool wonderland cool cool cool cool uh rosa fucking fucking deep root all right okay so we'll get some whiskey hold on we we've been we've been skimming through some of the news but i want to stop on this one and i want to talk about it a little bit so uh why deep deep root sent out a long not a long but a message to the public about what's going on. I'm glad they're communicating, but this is just getting frustrating. And I can't imagine the people who... You shouldn't be frustrated. You should expect this. I should expect it? I was expecting it. There's no way they're going to get these done. All right for those of you just joining us this is Gentleman Jack night Gentleman Jack Like I said I glad they communicating That cool They not just leaving people out in the cold But you know all these people now what is it 200 or whatever that put down deposits, you know, they're looking for this game this year, and it just keeps getting later and later and later. Well, yeah. I mean. Are we going to see it this summer? Are we going to see it in the fall? The last communication, the last communique, as you would, they talked about how they didn't have all the parts. They were having a hard time sourcing parts, and you can't make machines without parts. Here's a... Explain this line, okay? As an update, we have the lock bar, then in parentheses it says not pin bar as reported. Yeah, so the lock bar is the actual metal contraption that surrounds the pin bar. Well, they usually call those lock bar receivers. Oh, you mean like around a bezel for the Pin bar. Yeah, the actual metal part of the pin bar. Okay. That's how I read it. Okay, that makes sense. The last engineering task, to improve the stability of the kickstand. I'm not an engineer, but lots of different companies have made kickstands for their pinballs. I got a kickstand on my bike. They should probably look into that. There's been millions of those. there's been probably billions of those produced well don't they have a different little system in their machine well they they do so once again pinball machine don't play field i'm not making fun i just want some answers be careful you might get sued all right yeah i'm being very careful we ran this through our lawyers and they said nothing because we still owe them so i don't know i mean i just once again it's one of those things that they should have it ready to go in a box and then they could probably sell them they could sell more for more money quicker well right absolutely if we're going to go into the specifics of putting together a pinball machine a complicated pinball machine not just a normal pinball machine because a normal pinball machine is complicated enough but when you add all these features like homer simpson's car um it's very very very time consuming because you're the first to do a lot of different things so sure you know they got to go out to vendors they got to get these things specially made blah blah blah blah long story short it's way harder than he ever thought it was going to be and of course this fucker's not ready because there's still so much they got to do you can't blame texas Carl Weathers on on you know delays from china i'm sorry you just can't it's just there's things going on right now that are normal of the manufacturing process and the only real harsh truth is he should never put down a date or a time or a time frame he doesn't have to rachel it's been about five years she asked how long has this deep root ship been going on so therefore you'll get your games when you get your games he should talk to us when they are on the line you know get us excited should be positive news well that that's they're still not on the line so that's the problem i mean how it's march 1st how much better would this whole deep root experiment been received if they had games in boxes and they just announced to the world hey we're deep root and we have these awesome games they've been in the shadows for five years sure and then uh you know hey we have we have 200 games they're ten thousand dollars a piece they would sell out day one no problem but yeah you know he's learning a lot oh sure sure what have we said from day one we said it doesn't matter about your first game just get it out the goddamn door get your game out the door and then we'll move on to game two here's and make your process faster smoother more efficient as you go down here's you're not gonna hit a home run the first time at bat and the major leagues Here's a question for chat. Oh. Other than Stern and the rest of the Guns N' Roses from Jersey Jack that are going to be getting out this year, who is going to be another company that is going to announce a game and get the entire run out this year? Kaz has a good point in chat. It will be really hard to make parts for only 160 games. I think they were anticipating a few thousand. No, that's solid. That's solid. But I still think a lot of these parts that they're trying to source are going to be on all future titles as well. They're not specific to Retro Atomic. CP Daddy 111, yes. Props to Damien. Damien! Haggis Pinball. Hoggis! Did it all without the resources. Yep. Yeah. And how many games did he make? He made like 50 or 80 or 100, right? I'm calling him the Australian Wizard because I still have no fucking clue how he's doing any of it. So Jeremy says Spooky and Pinball CGC are going to announce a game and get their entire run out this year. Okay. Okay. Well, they're – Jeremy Schmitz will be on here in eight months. They've already been working on it for three years, though. Well, Deep Roots has been working on it for five years. I know. I get it. But you know what I mean? Because here's – CGC, if they drop soon. Because here's my – I don't even want to say complaint. I'm not buying any of these games, but if... Yet. Yet. Touche. If, you know, some of these companies will announce games, but then I think they're going to run into some of the same stuff. And, yeah, they might make some, and some are going to go out, but they're still going to be making them into 2022. Right. You know? Of course. Of course. I just, I don't know. It is what it is. Mm-hmm. Yeah. CGC, Tiki Pinball. CGC should announce something, but at least they haven't filled us full of nothing. Yeah, I agree with that. No, they've been quiet, and that's fine. I think they should tease a little more, but, you know, it's fine. Yeah, they can tease leading up to a launch, but I don't know if they're leading up to a launch yet. Well, they've got to be soon something. I mean, who knows? You would think. Yeah. I thought that last year all year. All year I was like, soon. This time last year I was like, soon. Any day. We're going to get something. Any day. So you never know. All right. What else we got? Calcer shipping. We got... And by the way, Deep Root, good luck. Just want to say that. Sure. Positivity and unpositive. Good luck. Best of luck. I hope everything works out for you. I absolutely do. And I want all those guys to get their games that they bought, and I want you to kick some ass on game two. So keep going. Keep working hard. We're rooting for you. Kaz, CGC has been radio silent. New title is imminent. Once again, they've been radio silent for a while, so that doesn't... Do-do-do-do-do. Okay. Moving on. A few weeks ago, or a week ago, two weeks ago... I look at the screen and I just laugh. This has been a good news week. Yes. God, this is funny. I feel like the Twip had turned into the onion this week. Fucking puzzles. Oh, you ruined the lead up. Ian's ruining everything today. More facts. Stern put this teaser picture on their official Facebook or whatever, and it's this broken up puzzle and people are thinking, oh, this is their next game and it was like red and yellow and black. Can we talk about that? Yeah, go ahead. I think it's their next title. I think it's Mortal Kombat. And it fit because it looked like you could kind of see how it looked like the logo. The original old school or it could have been Laser War with the red and the yellow and the black. Totally. Anyways, Stern's bringing it back. So this goes on for like, what, 10 days, 14 days? It was a couple weeks, let's say. So two weeks go by, and then they make an official announcement, and they're literally selling puzzles. Now, the good. That's the funniest fucking story I've heard in years. There is some serious positivity here. The good is, it's zombie yeti art. That's awesome. The bad is, it's a fucking puzzle. It's a puzzle. Oh, my God. So who's the first guy to assemble all the puzzles and then frame them? Tim Lee. You bought these, didn't you? Tim Lee framed them and put them up in his arcade room. Easy old puzzle glue. Yeah. Put it up there. The nice puzzle frame. Tim Lee, did you put together these puzzles? You and your pinball family. It's none of your goddamn business, Drew. It is my goddamn business. Tim Lee, everything you do, from taking a shit to walking your dog, I need to know about. I walked my dogs today. Or taking a shit while you walk your dogs. I did that as well. It was windy today. Yeah, it was cold, but I did it. Is puzzle glue a thing? Yeah, it is. And the reason I know that, my mom has always loved puzzles growing up. Yes. Yeah, it's like a, you know what? We're not even getting into this, Glenno. I'm sorry, but yes, it is a thing. No, I want to hear more. So it's thin with a brush, and it's actually for puzzles. And you put it on there. It dries clear, and it keeps the damn puzzle together. Oh, so you put it on the top. Yeah, it dries clear. It's just like that clear-drying caulk or whatever. Tim Lee. Ann had some good news today. She went. She's pregnant? She went some celebratory loving. Be back in four minutes since you want to know everything. All right. Yeah. That was a good tidbit. I like that. And I do want to keep him coming, Tim. Keep him coming. Four minutes. He's getting a snack, too. That's awesome. We just told everyone we don't have any content. We need your guys' content. We got content this week. I know. I was joking. Okay, I got you. But I get it. So, yeah. But check it out. The art is amazing. Cool-looking wizard with some pinballs. And then the other one I don't have on here. It was like a samurai, Japanese kind of. And people were saying, oh, this means it's Godzilla. This is like a tease. And it could be. CP Daddy, nerd. i love it all right keep going what do we got so okay we don't want to talk about puzzles anymore we know i'm done that was way too long okay i'm talking about puzzles two more little quick things we're not going to talk a lot about it uh pentastic has officially canceled yeah don't no no no not that's boo i didn't know i thought there was an update uh the update is it canceled Yeah, will not run in late June of 2021. Hotels canceled, blah, blah, blah. Man, that sucks. We're getting so close. Glenn is, what did Glenn say? Glenn's texting me. I think he's sending me shit. He's sending me a picture of a puzzle in a frame at his house. Thanks, Glenn. Don't you wish you had the glue, Glenn? Glenn, you saved us. I love it. Yeah, me and my mom used to do puzzles, but this is many years. I was like six years old. so so whoever made fun of me on there yeah yeah i did it yesterday whatever screw you guys uh so yeah pintastic uh but the pinball hall of fame they got their money they figured it out hey they met their goal and yeah so tim arnold and give him a little cheese slice action jeremy cavalier mgc yes yes we are excited for mgc November. MGC is still a go, guys. Yes. Still a go. Start booking now because remember, we're not as big as most of these cities that host these things. The rooms fill up fast. But the bars are plentiful. The bars are plentiful. We probably have more than most. So yeah. So Jeff, Patterson, Twip, thank you once again for giving us stuff to talk about today. Good job, Jeff. You did great. Can he get some cheese slices? gotta press it one more time boom it's a two presser yeah it's like you gotta load it up and then now it's ready to go okay okay and while we're just last thing about Twip while we're talking about don't forget about Silverball Swag SilverballSwag.com you can buy all kinds of poor man stuff you can buy all kinds of the other podcast stuff there's a lot of great stuff out there so SilverballSwag.com our limited edition t-shirts were the highest grossing t-shirts of all time per uh my facts crazy uh we don't make shit up here nope nope we only tell the truth and we only report the news straight up it's cold as shit out there so while ian's queuing up some of this stuff um we're just going to get go right into it we are getting ready for the greatest draft of all time nice so so what's going to happen is um we're going to flip a coin oh you got your coin you said right i do so we'll flip a coin to see who gets to draft first um each one of us are going to pick seven teams, seven, sorry, seven players, if you will, pinball machines, and then we're going to have them vote on the best team? Yes. Yes. It's not going to be live here. It'll be on our Facebook page. So when I say they, I mean all of our listeners, everyone who wants to participate, we'll put it on Facebook. We're going to do seven rounds of drafting competitively, and we're going to take those as a collective and put up against each other. I was thinking some more rules here. I was thinking we should, like, spread them out. There's four pages in pin side. Three hands, right? Divide that by seven, you get 25. So 25, I did the math earlier. I was going to say, that's not even close to right. So I think we should do, it is right. So 20, it is right. Now I'm really questioning it. So I think our first round should be the first 25 pins, and then we'll go 25 down, second round. I like that. yeah yeah yeah okay so we're not just sticking on the first page okay all right sound like a plan and then got to mark off news so is this just going to be one giant vote or are we going to have a couple of rounds of voting no we're going to put your team up at the end of the day versus my team on facebook yeah we'll see who wants the super bowl okay pinball super bowl okay fair enough we didn't just make this up on the spot folks it's all week we've been planning this for like at least, what was it? If you guys aren't listening at home, it's five and one. One hand and one finger on the other. It's six days, kids. All right. And he says six days. We talked about it for about a minute and a half, and we said that's pretty cool. Between six days. And then I get here, and Ian's like, I made up some new rules. Just now. All right, let's do it. Should we do it? I do like that. Yeah, let me, sorry, let me bring up inside. Yeah, I got to bring it up myself here. While you're talking to the beautiful people. Well, you know, while we do this, let's throw some heads up. all right thank you zach for that wonderful custom ad if you guys uh listen to that at home uh he mentions buttholes in there and yeah you wouldn't think zach many would be a butthole joker not not with his business that's what i love about zach uh stepped out of his comfort zone for that one so if we can get some cheese slices for zach i would appreciate it that new commercial emus that new commercial was cool but the fact that he goes i had to do something special for your listeners and he goes and he was debating he said uh do you Do you think it's too much or whatever? And I said, run it, print it, man. That's great. Mutteritaville, what did he send us? Are those tacos or cheese? Cheese, I think. Some scary looking cheese. Thanks, Josh. Yeah, the cheese is like smiling at me in a creepy way. All right. Well, Zach, man, you get some cheese slices from us, brother. That was pretty cool. And the emu wars. You're getting the emus. Homer EVW, 350 divided by 7 is 50. Nerd. Thank you, though. Thanks for clearing that up, Ian. Fuck you, guys. 25, 50, 100, whatever. All right, first 50. No, no, no. Well, there's seven, right? So, yeah, 50. Yeah. Okay, so we're going to do 50, 50, 50, 50? But there's not 300. Well, whatever. We'll figure it out. Go ahead. Yeah, but then you divide that by two, nerd. 25. Boom. That doesn't... We're only picking one game out of each segment. There's 50 to choose from. There's two games. Okay, you're picking two out of... Do you want to do 50 or 25? That's all I want to know. Guys, should we do 50 or 25? We'll do 50. Okay. So our first pick after we flip our coin. No, I got to get the coin. As you can see, our preparation is top notch here at the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. We prepare for hours on end. We rehearse this over and over again. We quit our jobs. And yes, Dr. Horror Brew Math is hard. So yeah, guys, thanks for all this great chat today. You guys are making this easy for us. I love it. You guys rock. Stinky cheese, Rachel? Yep. Love them. Stinky cheese. Oh, man. All right. You guys are talking about the best cheese now? Is that what's happening? We got blue cheese, gorgonzola. Yeah. So Ian's not here, and we're talking about what's your favorite cheese? Let's see. Okay. Yeah, I'm done reading the chat now. I'm bored with cheese, guys. But it's okay. Cheese with blue veins like other things. Oh, you silly, silly guys. Silly, silly, silly. We got into a cheese discussion. It was a whole thing. What's the best cheese for burgers? EBW, you know this answer. Pepper Jack. Nah, it doesn't melt good. Yeah, that's true. That's true. What is the best cheese for burgers? Munster. Okay, Munster. All right. So I have our poor man's coin. Too bad Munsters isn't the best pinball machine. All right. So heads will be the poor man's pinball podcast on one side. Maybe we can get a close-up view of this. Close-up, close-up. Woo! All right, let's see. We've got to focus this in. Can you see it over? No. Oh, there you go. Oh, there you are. And the next side will be... That's tails or that's heads? Okay, so tails is your name, and Heads is the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Okay. And we don't even have a beautiful woman here to flip the coin for us? It's just you? It's just me. Oh, man. What is happening here? All right. I don't know what to say. That's Heads. Tails. My name is Tails. Your name is Tails, yes. All right. You call it in the air. Ready? Okay. Yep. Tails never fails. And it's Tails. All right, Drew. You get the first pick. Four, the number one in the 2021 pinball draft. One to 50. One to 50? Ooh, now you kind of. You are on the clock. I have a timer going. You have three seconds. I get 20 seconds. Okay. Okay. Jurassic Park Stern. Okay. jurassic park stern is off the list all right and you're three seconds my no first round draft pick goes i'm gonna dark horse it i'm gonna go deadpool oh good good choice good choice wow first first round all right first round we have we have our quarterbacks yes all right okay so now we're 50 through 100 yes um drew you are on the board they are rating the first game oh okay so what do they say i'm trying to trying to concentrate on two things here which we know i can't do so 50 to 100 oh there's so many good games so do i go with classic or do i go with super fun that is the challenge i know i know because like there's so 50 through 100 just so you guys know what my thought process is and to make this more exciting than me just telling you a game see look at me i'm commentating now you know there's all these classic games in here like stargazer and fathom and um yeah what else that isn't like necessarily like a you know the best playing game but they're just centaur you know flash gordon yeah flash gordon's in there so i'm gonna think a little outside the box here and i'm gonna go all the way down to oh i'm glad i got this first because i know you're gonna pick it taxi that was in there shit as soon as i saw that i'm like i know ian's gonna snag this one Is it a? Yeah, you prick. All right. Strategy, my friends. All right. I am on the board. I am on the board. And I will go with. Oh, you're a prick, dude. That's the one you were going to pick, huh? Yeah, if I would have saw it fast enough, I probably would have. I will go with. man guys do i do eight ball deluxe classic for sure or do i do the getaway to high speed no they could those are those are two of some of the yeah two of them all right we got toten here we got kiss no toten's long gone man it was number uh 25 what's that one i can't read that uh kiss uh eight ball deluxe says eight ball deluxe eight ball you got to get away you got two you got three for high speed you got two for eight ball so yeah it's three to two right now yeah flip your coin flip your coin nope i'm going with the masses here we're going get away high speed two all right true you are on the board now you are picking 100 to 150 my third pick so 100 to 150 now i'm taxed tasked with um there's a couple of games in here i want i love um but then there's also a couple that um i know are sought after and fun one being radical um but then games i want which i think are also classics like earth shaker you know is beloved Banzai Run whoo how do i how do i go with this one laser war uh jeremy laser war will not be until probably around seven i hate the pressure bubble i don't know where it is to be honest but I know it's not in the top 200, I don't think. I think it's around three-something. It's all the way to 150. And Mouse and Rounds in there, I just bought it. That one's beloved by a lot of people. You know what? I'm going with Radical. All right, Radical. Everyone wants it. The prices are going up. It's a fun game. Yeah. All right, I'm up. I'm thinking... All right, Chad, help me out here. Either Banzai Run or, I am thinking, ooh, Banzai Run or Earthshaker. Ooh. Ooh, we got some Mousing Around. I shouldn't have said those out loud. Yeah, Mousing Around is a classic. That one's good. What does that say? Banzai. We got one for Banzai. Banzai's a cool-ass game. Mm-hmm. Mystery Castle's cool, too. It truly is. it truly is or is there something I should be thinking of guys yeah there's a couple more in there hey thank you ace thank you for the subscription yep alright I'll go Banzai Run bonsai okay now we're at number what 150 150 to 200 and Stars is in here, so that one's not getting picked. I don't know why I'm so hard on Stars. It was fine. It was a fine game. Nothing lasts in my house. I had some of the best games of all time. They didn't freaking last in my house. Okay, so now we're kind of getting into this weird place in the Pinside Top 100, Top 200, as it were. Gorgar, Skateball, Last Action Hero. You know what? That's one of the better DMDs that's in this list. Laser Wars 188, dude. Oh, okay. Dr. Dude. Bad Cats, your laser cue's in here. Yeah, I did see that. Party zone. Yeah, laser cue doesn't have enough appeal for everybody. No. No. Oh, ooh. I feel like I need another, I need a DMD in here, but. okay guys so where hard bodies that one pretty different on the list too I looking at Skateball I looking at Last Action Hero and I looking at Globetrotters Ooh. The plot thickens. It does. It does. Meteor's in here. We got No Fear. Which Meteor? Alien Star? Alien Star. Is that TurboGrafx-7? Is that Dave Jeff Brenner? Dave, quit spamming our crowd. Roller Game, Last Action Hero, Dr. Dude, Last Action Hero, Globetrotters, Pharaoh. Glenn's got ideas here, guys. He does. You guys got to listen to Glenn. Glenn's played some shit. He has. I haven't picked anything for myself. Well, I guess Jurassic Park. Tim, Roller Games. I'm going to go Last Action Hero. All right, Last Action Hero. Yeah, that's a well-beloved game. And I owned it, so that'll work. meet roller games no it's not even close those games yeah pale comparison to roller games and how much fun roller games all right oh we are on 200 to 250 okay here we go 200 to 250 let's see where is the 200 well it's not skipped 199 simpsons then it goes the world poker tour because I think there were some ties in there. Okay. So World Poker Tour. Yeah, World Poker Tour to 250, which is 250 is Monday Night Football or Playboy because they're tied. Okay. So here we start. Oh, Mataritaville. We got South Park in here. 244, South Park. That game doesn't get a lot of love. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. It's fun. I like it. Lethal Weapon 3. that's another one yeah everyone loves but for whatever reason it's just kind of like roller coaster typhoon or yeah tycoon typhoon tycoon comet comets in there um the bad indiana jones 219 uh oh future spa hmm what do we got where was fast break i don't know fast break was uh uh i think 50 to uh Yeah, that sounds about right. Come on, Drew. Time's a-ticking. I'm going to go Future Spa. Future Spa? Mm-hmm. Lethal Weapon 3, a couple of votes. Yeah, that was actually my second choice. I'm going Godzilla. Ooh. Did you ever see that game? Yes. Dude, that game's really cool-looking, man. No, it's a neat-looking game. I'm going Godzilla. I don't care what you guys think. That's a cool-ass game. I just never played it. I want to play it, like, in the worst way. So 250 to 300. Well, I can tell you what I'm not picking, and that's Space Jam. Ooh, Ian, your Road Kings is in here. Hmm. Okay, so now... Police Force. For you guys following along at home, now we have games like Riverboat Gambler. Baby Pac-Man. Space Invaders. What else is... Sharky Shootout, High Roller Casino. Secret Service. Cactus Jacks. Yes. Cactus Jacks is in there. Teed Off. Teed Off, yeah. Special Force. Some good stuff. Back to the Future. Baby Pack is pretty cool. Yeah, it's a neat game. I mean, it's a little novelty. But then Glen Oak, Popeye, yes. So I'm just going to do it. Glen Oak, you're right. Popeye. Throw it in there. A little polarizing, but I still want one. Still want it. I'm putting in Cactus Jacks. Ooh. Looking at my games, I hate them all. Let's do this. Let's do this. When we're done with the seven, okay? Yeah. Because, you know, making up rules is awesome. When we're done with the seven, we get to go back and pick one more game, whatever we want. I actually had another idea, too. So we'll do that. Okay. but I also want us to do a wild card round, and we have to pick an EM. Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. All right. Oh, well, now we know who Zach's going to vote for. Oh, yeah, Billy, why, Jay? See, I'm playing the game here. I know what's going on. Okay. 300 to 350. Now they're just terrible. These are the games Ian can afford. Yeah. These are truly the games that are still values. You should vote for Silver Slugger so Dennis Greasel can vote for me, right? Oh, he doesn't watch us. Never mind. Yeah. Why is Rolling Stones still on the list? Stellar Wars. That's a cool game. Oh, I can't steal them all from Ian. Black Belt or Hard Body? I'm not going to look at anything else. What do you think, guys? Black Belt or Hard Body? Turtles, Data East. Cuba Wizard, says Glenno. Thunderbirds will get you the votes. Yeah, it might. Shaq Attack? Bone Busters. Greg Bone always liked that. No pun intended. So Cavalier says Hard Body. Glenn says Al's Garage Band. Jack Rabbit says Bone Busters. Drew, you've got to do Hyper Ball. You were going to buy one of those. Yeah, that was when I was dumb. Now I'm dumber, but I still figured that out. Hard Body it is. Damn. you smoked me dude hard body usually it should go like you pick first and then i pick first but there's only two of us it doesn't really work that well but the snake going black belt okay okay Raven for Ian, says Billy. I love Raven. That was pretty bad. I played Terrible Once and it was terrible. Now we can pick one game. One game, whatever you want. Or should we replace a game? Ian's trying to... His list sucks. It's not great. I'm just fucking with him. I don't even know what he's trying to say. Or just pick any game we want. Yeah, we just pick a game. All right, I'm going to go Indiana Jones. okay and i'm williams okay uh come back lightning round attack from my special edition because i still want one all right and then finally uh one em you know i'm going with oh pin uh or uh gulfstream gulfstream i forgot what it was thank you i'm going to channel my uh orbital albert sing along i never saw it i don't know what it is but he talks about it a lot all right teams are picked we're gonna put these up on facebook and we're gonna vote uh what should the winner get what should the loser get we gotta do some sort of bet what do you think chat chat what do you think we should do now remember this is a family show I think Loser should do a shot of the winner's choice. Okay. Loser, two shots of Jager, bottle of booze for the winner. That's fair. Drink Skull Vodka? No. No. I'm sorry. I'm just, no. Don't hurt us. I'm just saying. A tattoo? You know what, Rachel? We might talk about some poor man's tattoos. We could get Franchi to draw something. I'll get a tattoo. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. I would do it. I'm a dumb man. Drink of choice. Moon cookies. Moon cookies. No, thank you. Oh, flipping out pinball. Hey, Zach. Hey, Zach. Random drawn voter gets some raw thrill swag. Okay. Cool. Awesome. So Zach has just generously donated some swag. We'll figure out how to do a random drawing for that. Thank you, Zach. Thanks, man. Raw thrills. Is that the tagline in the commercial? Buttholes. Raw thrills. Fuck yeah. Let's do it. Let's get crazy. Get excited, people. Yeah. Swag. Yeah, everyone loves swag. All right. So, well, all right. I think we should do, yeah, loser gets to do a shot at the winner's choice, right? Yeah. And winner gets a bottle of booze. Yep. Fair enough. All right. Keep it under $300. Absolutely not. Okay. Well, I'll be paying for it. All right. So that's it. That's what we'll do. All right. So I got the teams here. Read your list. Yeah. All right. So Drew's got Jurassic Park, Taxi, which is fucking, he knew that. Jurassic Park, Taxi, Radical, Last Action Hero, Future Spa, Popeye, Hard Body, Attack from Mars, Sing Along. I got Deadpool, Getaway High Speed, Banzai Run, Roller Games, Godzilla, Cactus Jacks, Black Belt, Indiana Jones, Gulfstream. I actually like my list. That's kind of a nice list. No, it's a fine list. It's a weird list. I like it. My collection is a little more, quote, unquote, common, but yours is. Yeah, you went mainstream. Yeah, yours is a good collection. I have some deep cuts in here. Oh, yeah? Is Deadpool a really deep cut? Getaway? Billy Y.J. Are we going to pity vote for Ian? Oh, Billy, why, Jay? Just because I didn't pick Avengers, bro. Remember, guys, this is who has – what would you rather have in your house? Cavalier. Ian, good list. Thanks, man. No, it is a good list. Ian's would be a fun basement collection. Fuck yeah, Michael Williams. Thank you, sir. Absolutely, it would. Yep, so this is – yeah, what would you want in your basement? I'm sorry, I missed this. But Glennon said, poor man's pinball puzzles to be sold at MGC. Kaz, poor man's pinball puzzle would be five pieces to do while inebriated. Big old pieces as big as your hand. You're like, one, two. What's next? Yep. You know, I just got to make fun of Drew's list for a while. Popeye's lame. You know, that's not a great game. Future Spa. Hard body. That's a lot of wide bodies right there. Last Action Hero. Crickets. Really? Crickets. radical who in chat doesn't want a radical i really like radical radicals awesome attack from mars come on yeah so obvious does anyone even own one of those so obvious taxis is the one good penny yeah on there yeah attack from mars they only made like five of them and there's like none left that's like my godzilla all right so what should we do next oh hold on let me that was my list i hate that uh let's let's show our viewers and explain to our listeners this uh some more game room porn game room porn you guys want to do some game room porn it's it's interactive and we get to show people showcase games yeah we just did our game thing now we can see some of them yeah absolutely i really wish i would have spent a little bit more time on figuring out what was in those pictures And guys, by the way, poormanspinball at gmail.com. Send us your pictures or videos of game rooms. You know, if you want to do a little blurb and send a short little video, we can do that, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, just poormanspinball at gmail.com, and we'll figure that out. Did we get Dr. John set up or not? No. No. Yeah, we got a video from Dr. John, but there were some technical glitches, I think. We'll figure it out. Yeah, we're working on it. I didn't spend too much time on Dr. John. I'm sorry. All right. Let's get into our game room porn. Oh, wow. Such clean and polished hardwood. It's so big and inviting. Don't move. No. I want to take it all in. Although that rubber looks a little big. Nice collection. The pinball point of the week. Brought to you by The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. All right, enough of this rubbish. I'm feeling sexy. Are you feeling sexy? I feel pretty sexy. All right, so the first game room is Kwaya Bailey. Kwaya, here we go. Let's track it. Chalk it up. Oh, boy. So many cool games on here. You know, right in front of us, we got a Fishtails, a Whitewater. Looks like a Willy Wonka. Yep. Can you make that bigger? That's what she said. That's a GNR, actually. Yeah. Is that? Yep. Let's take a look here in our email. Yeah, and I think he has more games than that we're going to show here momentarily. because, yeah, that was, yeah, their collection is pretty, pretty amazing. So thank you for sending that in, truly. I just want to get into our e-mail. Yeah, well. Gmail, here we go. We'll figure it out. Here we go. All right. Gmail, what, did they send a list to? No, but, you know, you can make pictures bigger on this. we're getting there folks. Cause he's got four or five pictures. Okay. So we got the GNR and then we got the, there you go. We got the world poker tour. We got a no good gophers. We got a scared. Oh, no, that's no, that's a world poker tour. Uh, viral house of horrors. Um, some of these are hard to find out. Is that a Deadpool? Yes. That looks like Deadpool. Yes. And then Spider-Man. Black Edition? No, I'm struggling to make out the last two. If anyone knows, let us know. Yeah, cool. Now on the other side. Jesus, look at this guy's collection. Hello. Save some for the rest of us, bro. All right. Oh, there's a Deadpool. So what was the other one then? The Machine. Ghostbusters. Another Elvira? Oh, this is the other side. Oh, okay. Ghostbusters. there we go it was a deadpool ghostbusters and uh jackpot the oh the machine right is that right a pin bot or jackpot i don't know okay um okay now it makes sense i was like wow this guy has like 20 20 pins okay both sides still still an awesome collection though yeah cool and a poker table looks like so well played what else we got here get away get away what were we just talking about this get away a doctor who and taxi yes i almost bought a doctor who look at that taxi and then what else is back there what do you think that is oh it's got the is that like the police is that like a i don't know someone chime in on that that last one uh the black and yellow i don't know it's cool though so very very cool collection man and of course you can't get away from the Super Mario Brothers rule. Doctor Who is underrated. Yes, Glenno. I totally agree. I only played it once or twice and I dug it. Fucking taxi! Asswipe on the table. That's my favorite for shitting yourself. Been walking in. I like it, yeah. You make people shit yourself and they walk into your game room. How awesome is that? Ah, Pinbot. So that was Pinbot. Yep. Super cool. All right, game room two. This is going to be Jeff LaGrange. Number two. Oh, Jeff LaGrange. Can you smell what Jeff is cooking? So those who don't know, Jeff LaGrange helped me with my meteor. He got me the stencils for the airbrushing, and he is an all-around nice guy and super cool. So we got a Pharaoh. Flash Gordon. Flash Gordon, yeah. and paragon big indian paragon and no fear all right so i would say what i love about this picture is the natural lighting on these like the lighting is done perfectly jeff just classic machines yeah just they look so pretty there flash gordon and paragon definitely i don't I think that's a Pharaoh. Is that not? Does it not say Pharaoh right there? Sorry, Lee. I don't think that's Pharaoh. Paragon is gorgeous, says Rachel. Yes, yes it is. All right, what do we got next here? Oh, Revenge from Mars and Starship Troopers. And this is just a kick-ass picture of them playing a bunch of games. This is pre-COVID. Let's see what we can do here. can we zoom up in any of this oh that's just uh so cyclone um getaway firepower uh i'm not sure what that is kiss you had a black hole black hole thank you true yes yes and that's the other side i think those are the ones we saw yeah nice super cool is that a monster bash then kind of looks like it a little bit on the left yeah a couple glares there but uh no well done man that's that's a great collection oh very cool oh here it is a little bit better picture here or is that the same no it is the same yeah so click go go to the next one hold on we're getting there we're getting there there we go doctor who cyclone okay it was a doctor who uh cyclone getaway world cup soccer that was the one between kiss and oh yeah that's right the tx sector yeah that that's a cool game Fuck yeah, that is. That is a cool game. Cool collection, man. Good lord. He's got a little bit of everything. He's got all the fun stuff. Clearly they use the room, so that's even better. Very, very cool. All right. And then the next one, we got Lee Bellhumor. What? Man, my numbers work here. All right. So he's got some cool little signs up. All right. Let's get into this here. I want a nurse shaker. All right, so right there we got an Earthshaker and a Lord of the Rings. And to the right there, it looks like a Game of Thrones. Can I set the world on fire again? I'd rather have an Earthshaker right now than a Lord of the Rings. Wow, because that's what I picked. All right, I love this picture because everyone that knows about working on machines, you've got to have a kick-ass space to work on your machines, and I love that. that's exactly what my mind looks like when i'm working on machines too so gotta love the workroom lee you don't have enough rocks in there all right there i know it's a little not zoomed in guys but that would be the um taxi and game of thrones we got a better picture coming and he has your roller games man there we go that so we got roller games jurassic park taxi game of thrones that lineup right there roller games jurassic park taxi and game of thrones see that excites me that's a fun lineup so so people who constantly give me shit about rotating games in and out stuff like this is exactly why because i can't have that many games i can't fit that many games so i'm like well this sucks you know i want this i I want the Earthshaker. I want the taxi. I want the Swords of Fury. You know, I would throw a roller games in there. I just don't have the space. I like the artwork above the machines, too. He's got some sharp. So if you guys are listening to this, I know it's probably not super exciting. Check out our stream on Twitch. I'm telling you, you're going to really enjoy it. And we get to see all these amazing game rooms. That's a great point. Listen to us in your car. But then when you get home, go on the Internet and fast forward. Get to the game. See the roller games and taxi Jurassic Park. Game of Thrones. That's just a beauty. I love that. All right. So that's it. Those are three game rooms. That went by quick, it feels like. Well, we had, you had, well, what? Not that I would just want to make sure we weren't muted. I feel like we've been muted. Whoa. We haven't had that mistake yet today. What's wrong? What's wrong with us? PoorMansPinball at gmail.com. Once again, send us your game room photos. The email's right below us. Yes. PoorMansPinball at gmail.com. PoorMansPinball at gmail.com. I'm going to open up the floodgates. If you want to send us regular porn, that's cool, too. game room porn regular porn any type of porn all right let's mark this off the list game room porn done check all right well what do we have next here we have a new song from glenn do we we do i'm excited glenn's so good at us glenn just keeps creating more stuff every week and glenn's got to be exhausted he he works full-time he has a family and then he participates in this nonsense the way he does and i just i don't know how you guys do it i love it i freaking love it i have no idea so we're gonna get into a little slideshow now don't ask for porn says rachel yes please thank you rachel um so we will talk a little bit about this uh so he wrote a song or he he's performing a song and uh he asked last week if everyone could bring in or send us some pictures of before and after of game remodels. I put them in a slideshow. However, they're not in order, so you're just going to have to figure it out. Just a bunch of random machines broken. And some are nice. Go figure. But Glenn just kicked ass again on a beautiful song, so let's sit back and just chill. Without further ado, Glenn. Show me what he's done to you Stand up, bad girls A broken ramp can't be that bad It's not through, it's true Just broken bulbs and a burnt-out fuse So come on, Dolly, you're getting older The rotisserie will turn you over The one that wants to work on you Deep inside I bet your bones do too I'll have you in a line of beauty soon Just to be the next to work on you Why stay broken down? You can be my diamond lady And I can make your shots worthwhile You can make me start to smile When it's through, it's through Time will toss you off a roof So come on, feather, come on, El Faro, let me be the one to march on. I'm the one that wants to work on you. I'm the one. Instead of me, your parts look new. Your parts will look so new. I'll help you with a line of paint. And you won't align. Just to be the next to work on you. I'm the one that wants to work on you. Deep inside I'll make your parts look new. Your parts will look so new. I'll build you in a line. I'll put you to the floor. Just to be the next to work on you. Yeah, just to be the next to work on you. Very nice. Well done, Glenn. That's amazing. I just want to see some more of this. Oh, gosh. Fried a pinball. Man. Some of those games and then. Beautiful song. Glenn singing. I got distracted. I was like, ooh. Some of those play field touch-ups. Phenomenal. You know, for a guy who's done a couple of them not very well, I – Look at those little faces, man. Yeah, it's just amazing to me. Is that Humpty Dumpty? Atomic Bomber. I need to learn more about that game. That game looks great. Have anyone out there played Atomic Bomber? And let's give some round of applause to Glenn for fucking killing it again. Very nice. We love you Cheese slices up for you Glenn I don know where you Well we have to go on the big screen here But yes cheese slices for Glenn So many cheese slices up for you glenn i don know where you well we have to go on the big screen here but yes cheese slices for glenn so many cheese slices for glenn glenn you gonna have to branch out and do the poor man's pinball glenn show on twitch yeah it's just gotta be every wednesday we'll give you our login info we don't care yeah we barely use it Set up your camera and go to town, man. That was very well done. I mean, you know, it's a song everyone knows, and then you did it with some really clever lyrics and it sounded great. So, awesome. Yeah, we should have a spinoff podcast, the Tribe Podcast. Ooh, that's a good one. I know. You guys are always talking about some of these different things. That would be a great way for you guys to get together and just go nuts. Go to the Tribe Podcast. I'll send you all my files, all my art. It's perfect. All right. Well, Glenn. new subscriber awesome thank you thanks brother appreciate it man and tony scoots don't uh feel bad that you were late as you said you were because uh you just saw the best part of the show that was glenn the rest of it was all it you know it was it's true and ian you know what you're getting expectations need to be tempered motherfuckers it's we're okay we're tamp them down You know, there's Zach and Kaneda and all those guys that do really good shows. And we do okay. All right. What's up next? We got Happy Hour. It's time for Happy Hour here at Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. And that can only mean one thing. Time to go look at the insanity that is the viewers' comments. all right so pinball butt doc said that atomic bomber is an arcade machine from 1940 yeah probably like a penny or a nickel god that's awesome lesson 1946 if if any of you guys ever make it to colorado springs uh manitou i think it's called manitou springs outside of colorado springs they have this like indoor slash outdoor arcade and they have all kinds of games like that atomic bomber lee bell ever thank you for a bit pal humor sorry thank you for your subscription as well man um yeah cavalier i want a taxi man i want a taxi too everyone wants a taxi taxis are great dude are you kidding me how are they we're the we're single-handedly making taxes more expensive what's crazy shut up about i mean yes they have gone up with the other ones but they're not going up to that degree i mean so yeah still still affordable ish all right so happy hour this is the time we just hang out with chat see what's going on with you guys uh if you guys want to talk about something you want to do a fucking friday we can do a fucking friday but i get through happy hour alright so Drew I watched a movie the other day so I was bitching to people at work I was like man I'm so sick of some of these new movies they're pretty much garbage right and I was getting a little bummed out and they're working on a ton of new movies last year does anyone actually use the flap in their underwear nobody knows Glenn we want a video and a report report back to us let us know about the flap could you tell me more about this flap are we talking about the butt flap uh okay so what movie so anyway i was a little pissed off that some of the new movies suck and then uh so i watched the movie the other day and i fucking found it completely delightful and that was dora the explorer the live action one from 2000 yeah you were saying that earlier i was telling drew about it i will say this i could care less about dora don't know much about the show could care less right but the movie was stunned so well i was just in awe of how funny it was how off the cuff like the humor was um how they like balanced that line between adult humor and and you know movie for kids and they also did a really good job at making fun of itself They're like, we know this is based on some dumb cartoon. And that's what makes it so effing funny. And it's a live action, so if you don't know Dora Explorer, it's a little Mexican girl who goes on adventures. She's an explorer. And it's animated or whatever. And what's really cute about this movie is there was a scene where, I'm not going to spoil a lot, but there's a scene where she goes through this poppy field or something. there's some big prehistoric she's in the amazon and there's these big big flower looking things and she's like don't touch them they'll release spores well of course the people that she's with touch them because they're idiots and they release all these spores right so all of a sudden they all get completely high and she looks around and they're all animated like in dora the explorer it's so funny it's so funny you need some stuff for the adults but they were adding you know they added that animation to it in a very clever way yeah no that is that is very cool i loved it all right so let's see what do we got here i care a lot is a decent movie i care a lot okay oh that was the one all right so care a lot is on netflix and it's about uh someone who goes over to people that are elderly and it's like i'm your caretaker and then basically sends them to the home and then sells all their belongings oh shit yeah and this is like uh this is a movie or yeah it's on netflix it's a movie i think i believe it's a movie interesting tony scutes you love the mug thank you man i love the mug too that is a nice mug i'm i'm jealous because when i ordered mine i ordered the smaller one still haunts me to this day let's see what else beef curtains or flaps oh Oh, flaps. All right, what else we got? This makes me so angry. What's that, Glenno? Meat flaps, perv. Okay, always yelling. Why am I not? What is going on? Well, this goes back to the underwear flaps. Are we still on that? No, we're trying to get past it. All right, we're talking about underwear flaps? Well, that's where it started. Don't bring it up again. Oh, got serious, huh? No spoilers. I'm not going to spoil anything, Glenn. He's not going to spoil Dora the Explorer. Yeah, and a monkey. There is a monkey. I will say this. I haven't seen the movie. I'm sure she doesn't die in it. Pinball Doc, yes, good movie. Yes, it is a great movie, man. Let's see. What do we got here? I show my kids the thing from 82 this weekend. They mostly laughed a lot. Well, yeah, some of it's just, you know. Yeah, what do kids think when they see those older movies? Because now they're so used to seeing realistic stuff. It's so funny because I was talking to my wife about the thing just the other day. Funny you brought this up because we were talking about movies that are going on now and the CGI versus real practical effects. And I think it was because we were watching Thriller, the music video with Michael Jackson. and um god who did the special effects this guy who does the special effects and thriller did the special effects and thing he's very famous terminator um baker baker's rick damn it anyway and in star wars too and maybe you guys know it baker something right he does the special effects anyway so i was talking about how even though the thing doesn't look super realistic what's amazing about that movie are the effects are real they're real life effects they were really there i'm talking about the thing from 82 yes and they look fucking disgusting rick baker thank you lee uh yeah rick baker and i just love the effects in the thing the thing has some of the best effects from the 80s ever because rick baker's a fucking genius well sure no there there are are some realistic effects but i'm just saying a lot of movies from that era watching them now you can see some of the you know what i mean what they had to work with only when you see special effects from movies that try to be early cgi or early like they do photo stuff like that or you know what i'm saying or like matt paintings i'm talking about real like sculptures like the terminator very cool right stock motion's weird it looks weird but that works for that movie but when you're talking about say ghostbusters there's scenes in that movie like even the silly scenes i watched it the other day and the building one of the scenes is the building overlooking a road right and you see the new york traffic and then there's the yellow line on the road and what they're trying to do is this overhead shot of the gargoyles on this you know the wicked well the gargoyles don't exist on that building that building doesn't exist it's a weird looking building yeah well if you look closely and i saw it clear as day the yellow line actually goes through like like it's transparent you sees that goes through the head of the gargoyle and you're like all right so this movie the effects don't hold up as much you know there's there's instances like that you know there's certain things in ghostbusters too where you know they look great when you were a kid well yeah we've seen when you see something like slimer when you're a kid you're like wow this is badass yeah like yeah you know and then you know just like just lighting up a lightsaber you know but you know teach their own but yeah all right queen's gambit homer ebw yes dude i love that my wife and i watched that she she we both really enjoyed it so very cool i couldn't help but like that girl is so pretty on that like her smile i was just like dude oh yeah she's a cutie why are you so pretty like it hurt my eyes she was so pretty drove me nuts that she was that beautiful i don't know why just like people shouldn't be built so perfect yeah she's just got that classic classic look i know i know um uh yo dildos hey what up who dat i don't know i can't dab face mark uh yo dildo yo dildo yeah kids today don't like the old movies it's true Do you guys yell while you vomit? I make so much noise. I find that when I vomit. I do it in a urinal. I try to keep the airway open. You don't fight a vomit, right? You can yell when you vomit. I feel there's fighting there, and that can really scorch your throat. What I try to do is just try to open up that gullet like you're trying to take a whole schlong. and just open it up and then it'll flow naturally and i can't rub your adams apple that's so weird hello great show all right glow i've seen it that's the glamorous uh women of wrestling dante's uh mark got 8k what should i buy oh man you can get anything 8k well i shouldn't say that you can't get a ghostbusters premium dante's mark eight what should what should dante get with ak zach help the man separate from his money call call zach at flipping out pinball he will take your ak he will take good care of you um man ak uh new uh zach was talking about today you might have to wait but there's a lot of news There's a lot of stuff coming out, like Deadpool Pros are being run. He said he still had a few for Elvira later this year, which that will be a little more than 8K, unfortunately. What else? What's the standard GNR going for? Seven? No, they raised it 1,000, remember? They're eight? Yeah. Yeah, because they raised that one. It was 67, so now it's 77 plus tax and shipping. So, yeah, you're at 8,500 probably. Yeah, there's the standard for you, buddy. Yeah, 8K, there's, yeah, pick, man. You got to, you know what? Indiana Jones Pinball Adventure, boom. Dante, honestly, with this, you know, kind of new way I'm trying things is, you know, like I said, I got my mouse and around coming. Yeah, try to pick yourself up maybe like two System 11s or, you know, get some bang for your buck. A Shadow and something else. Billy Y.J. Taxi is a consensus tonight, yes. Yeah, get a taxi and then get something else, too. Yeah, take your wife out to a really nice dinner and then get yourself a taxi and thank us in the morning. When you get laid, roll out of bed and play taxi right next to the bed. Boom. Perfect night. Woo! Poor man approved. Definitely. And you probably have some more money to just sit on and then have a bath and money. What else we got? Who else is yelling? And you can't buy a SCGNR. gnr yeah i see you flipping out pinball uh you hear drew a shadow yeah yeah get yourself a shadow man and then you'll have some money left over a great great game to play and yeah i so if this star wars thing doesn't come through for me honestly i'm i'm not gonna buy an expensive machine like that then probably i'm just yeah i'm looking at shadow i'm looking at um you know like i said swords of fury i'm looking at something else like yeah so yeah oh man there's There's unlimited fun out there. For 8K, unlimited fun. Yeah. Glenno, my dad pooped in his hoodie once. Glenno, when we get together again, you got to tell me that story. Like, wait. Like, the physics are off. He was wearing it wrong? Was he wearing it wrong? Number one. Number two. Was he wearing it at all? I don't know. Taking a nice shadow and a shadow and a taxi. Boom. Oh, there you go. Shadow and Taxi would be a great combo there. Or you should get your wife out to dinner. Or I think everyone would agree a Shadow and a Popeye. No, nobody would agree with that. But a Shadow and a Swords of Fury. Yeah. Yeah, you could definitely do that. Shadow and Mousen. Shadow and... Get yourself a Radical, sit on it for a few months, and sell it for $16,000. Shadow and an Early Stern, like a Meteor or something of that nature. Yeah, you could do a lot. The shadow knows. Fucking taxi. Cavalier, I'm wondering about you. Are you drinking, buddy? I'm liking this. You got God money for those two? All right, so that's what I'm thinking, man. All right, cool. Good happy hour, guys. Good happy hour. Yeah, that really was. All right, let's wrap this bitch up. Before we do that, let's play ourselves a little ad we got again from Flip N Out Pinball. We love our new ad. Flip N Out Pinball, Zach, if you're still there, we love our new ad, by the way. Don't ever edit the butthole out. In fact, the next ad, I just want you to flash the butthole. Wait, wait, wait. Flippin' Zach sold his Alvira LE and his Whirlwind today. Zach, you love that thing almost as much as you loved your kids. What happened? The Whirlwind especially. Yeah, like the Alvira LE, I understand. You get good money for it. You're not attached. He got sick of polishing that chrome. Is that what it was? Every finger smudge. Stupid money, guys. Stupid money. Yeah. No, you're right. You know what? It's a seller's market, and guess what Zach does for a living? Sell, sell, sell, baby. Sell, sell, sell. No, I get it, man. But still, man, that whirlwind. Ooh. Rough. Rough stuff. Like I said, I'm not even mad about the Alvira Ali. Rachel, if you would have saw his whirlwind, it's pretty crazy. Tony Scoots, thank you very much for the bits. sell sell sell uh yep you got it brother all right so anyway zach can't play non-lcd games anymore and let's ring more for the whirlwind holy shit you got more than 15k for the whirlwind good lord holy smokes zach yeah dude i would have sold it yeah yeah but i'm a poor man yeah i i would have been like whirlwind who yeah no shit all right so all right so the flip it out ad here we go um again zach if you want to like add a few more buttholes in there i'm totally cool or maybe buttholes bouncing across the screen whatever you want to do buddy but bring it seriously though i'm thinking like that is such a cool thing that he got raw thrills involved oh very very cool some of those games are like super badass i know i mean i've um the round one here in milwaukee that i've played most of those that were on that commercial and they're all pretty, pretty neat games. They're ridiculous games. They're a little bit more advanced than what we had when we were growing up. Oh, yeah. You sit in one of those things, and it's an experience. I mean, it really is. Oh, man. All right, well, what did you learn today, Drew? Let's go into that. I learned that picking eight games that you're not paying for is way easier. I learned that Drew spends entirely too much money on his games. No, I didn't learn that. I knew that already. True story. I'm never telling anyone what I paid for the mousing around. Was it a lot? No, it was a little over market, but it's really nice. It's a really nice one. You went nice on mousing around, huh? That's good, man. Yeah. I learned that you went nice on mousing around. What did I learn today? Well, I learned that shocker flipping out pinball. Zach said that mousing, I sent him the videos and stuff. Yeah. It is really nice. so yeah i would say that uh i learned that zach sold his whirlwind and that was yeah if i'm not mistaken his five grail games that was one of them that was going to be bolted to the floor he was obsessed with getting the five games on his floor but now that he sells those games bison sells you know no it's so much easier now the temptation easy the temptations oh as much fun as i have getting my games in and out. If I had Zach's gig, sure, because you always have new stuff to play. He's living the dream, guys. He's doing a really good job, though. For every pinball post on Facebook, he's got about three or four about taking his wife out or taking them on vacations. He's got the ratio good. It's a one to three. It's not a fair balance, but he does pretty good. He does good with the family. You make sure that the family is taken care of. You have to, man. Absolutely. All right. But very cool. Zach, thank you for being a sponsor. We love you, man. Thank you, everybody who joined us. Chat was, again, amazing. Probably the best part of our show. Yeah, you guys did better than usual, which is usually pretty good. Yeah. It was great. That's your story. Better than usual. The usual is pretty good. Well, I know. I just, we take it for granted that we have so many people that come on our stream and talk and chat and interact with us, which is so great. But it's, I don't want to be. Thanks, Zach. I think Zach's out. All right. Love you, Zach. But, yeah, I just feel like, you know, we can't take it for granted that all these people take a lot of time out of their day to hear us talk about dumb shit. Mike Williams, Chris Chandler, Glenn Waechter, everyone who contributes. We love it. hopefully we entertain you guys enough to keep this up and i love it i love doing it and i love hanging out with all you every monday and uh i know there's millions of streams out there and streamers don't always get this much love so we're affiliated in like our third episode so that's pretty badass no uh and it keeps growing thanks for all the subscriptions and the bits and yeah and if you're wondering why we're not multi-streaming tonight if you cared um we just know we just nobody asked we just found out that twitch would like just literally just knock us out of affiliates and we don't want to do that because so far twitch has been good to us so and uh rachel one more special shout out don't forget march 6 11 a.m fox city pinball yeah and i want to i'll talk to you rachel i i need or email me your your address i got some stuff i'm going to send you thanks tony scoots i'll probably send you way too much shit but you have so many things coming up you're far busier than me with this pinball stuff so you give them out uh all the swag that i give you okay all right well thank you drew any any last words no i uh i had a good time tonight uh oh wait wait real quick so next week everyone i'm not gonna be here yeah so we haven't decided what we're doing i will be in florida with my beautiful wife celebrating her 40th birthday so the ratio the homer simpson i love you guys but yeah so next week i won't be here so yeah i don't know maybe i'll take the wife oh there you go that would be a good maybe We'll have the wife on. Cool. So that'll be fun. We'll do that. She has good eyes. She can read the chat. Jeremy said he'll fill in. All right, Jeremy, you come on. Oh, Jeremy, I would love that. Yes. Why don't you talk to Jeremy? All right, dude. Thanks, Rachel. I love you guys. Drew, you got Jeremy's number, right? I'll get it from Drew, man. I'll text you. Maybe we'll have Jeremy on next week. So all right. Thanks, guys. All right. All right. Have a good one. Have a good week, and stay healthy out there. Okay. Thanks, guys. Bye. Teddy about Patty's Pub. I'm gonna sing it! Charlie's doing the song. The song was light. The song was light. How do I lighten things up? Do the song. Do the song. Just enjoy this song. There is a spider, spider, spider It's deep in my soul, soul He's lived here for years, years He just won't let go He's laying around He's got a mean bite. Now he's ready to fight. And stand up for what he knows. I don't need your trophies or your gold. I just want to tell you all, go f*** yourself. Oh, shit. God, fuck this hell. Is he spitting? He's spitting. Oh, he's spitting, huh? That's fine. That's all right. Spit, spit. Hey, you. What is wrong with you people? Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. I love you, man. I love you, too, Charlie. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. Did you hear my song? I heard it. I love it. Great song, Charlie. Yeah, man. You know what? That felt good. That felt real good. I mean, I guess it is us after all. You know, it's us. All right, it's us. Screw them. You know why? Because I like us. I like you, and I like us. Well, because we're awesome. Yeah. We're good at what we do. Yeah. We do our own thing, and we're good at it. You know, I don't need their validation. No. That's exactly right. No. I'm happy with that. Totally. Yeah. I really wanted an award, though. It was dying for one. It was so nice. It would have meant a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what this guy did before. I wonder what this guy did before. Maybe there's issues and John takes away Mr. Bowler's Thank you. What's inside your buckle? I always wanted to know I wonder what's inside your buckle What's inside your buckle? I always wanted to know I wonder what's inside your buckle What's inside your buckle? I always wanted to know I wonder what's inside your buckle What's inside your buckle? It's about BMCA free If you recognize it But it doesn't quite make sense It's expressed on this podcast They don't necessarily like to use our sponsors. Obviously, they don't really care as much as we do about Butthorse. If you want me to mess up your favorite songs forever, I got a band. Have a great day. That is really going to twist your head. Yope.