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Slam Tilt discusses RPC opening, Pinball Brothers problems, and Rochester tournament lineup.
Pinball Brothers' new Alien machine has a xenomorph head mech that only works 25% of the time (one out of four), and makes a loud grinding noise during test/attract mode but is silent during gameplay.
high confidence · Zach Sharpe describing his new Alien machine experience during the podcast discussion
Zach's Alien machine alone accounts for approximately 6% of all support tickets (17 tickets out of 173 total) logged in Pinball Brothers' help portal, despite only ~30 machines being delivered.
high confidence · Zach provides specific ticket numbers (156-173) and calculates his percentage of total issues
The Alien machine uses non-adjustable eddy sensors embedded in a custom PCB on the playfield, with no user-accessible way to fine-tune them.
medium confidence · Bruce describing technical issues with the machine's sensor design
Rochester Pinball Collective opened with 45+ games, has repaired multiple machines, and is open Saturdays 3-11pm with Thursday hours starting July 8th (5-11pm with Team League every other Thursday).
high confidence · Bruce Nightingale detailing RPC operations and schedule
IFPA points resume counting on August 1st, 2021, triggering a wave of early August tournament scheduling across venues.
high confidence · Ron Halliburton announcing IFPA reopening with August 1st resumption of sanctioned play
Zach McCarthy won Pinclash tournament, earning $1,000 plus additional prizes.
medium confidence · Ron and Bruce discussing Pinclash results and prize structure
Stu McVicker has been banned from IFPA since an incident with Roger Sharpe, and Ron has recruited him to play in the Pinberg Memorial tournament at RPC.
medium confidence · Ron announcing contact with Stu McVicker and revealing his IFPA ban history
The Alien machine's legs are among the worst quality ever seen, compared unfavorably to 1970s EM machines.
high confidence · Zach describing leg quality issues during unboxing
“The quality control is something to be desired on this game.”
Bruce Nightingale @ mid-episode — Encapsulates the primary criticism of the Alien machine—the episode title references this exact phrasing
“So I currently make up about 6% of all the issues entered.”
Zach Sharpe @ during Alien discussion — Quantifies the scale of QC problems on the Alien machine through support ticket data
“I found him. He is going to play in this tournament. Since he's been banned from the IFPA, this is his last chance.”
Ron Halliburton @ tournament discussion — Major bombshell reveal about recruiting a previously banned player to the Pinberg Memorial tournament
“The xenomorph head fail... I think we're averaging one out of four. So it works 25% of the time.”
Bruce Nightingale @ Alien machine review — Direct indictment of a major mech feature's reliability
“These are like the worst looking legs I've ever seen that aren't just like covered in rust or something.”
Zach Sharpe @ during unboxing discussion — Severe criticism of physical cabinet construction quality
“I sent them an email using the contact form on their website, and they responded with an autogenerated email linking me to a help desk portal page to make my account.”
Zach Sharpe @ customer service discussion — Documents the customer service experience with Pinball Brothers
“Well, it is the weekend, to be fair... it's about Monday there.”
Ron Halliburton @ during customer service discussion — Humorous note about timezone and response timing expectations
“Playfield's been really good... Everything else. Yeah. I still accept it.”
Zach Sharpe @ Alien assessment — Acknowledges that despite numerous problems, the playfield design itself is solid
product_concern: Pinball Brothers' Alien machine exhibits widespread QC issues: xenomorph head mech works only 25% of the time, grinding noise during test/attract mode but silent during gameplay, non-adjustable eddy sensors, loose coil bracket screws, and severely substandard leg construction. The support portal shows 173 tickets logged for approximately 30 machines delivered (averaging ~6 issues per machine, likely higher).
high · Zach owns ticket #156-173 representing 17 of 173 total tickets; multiple mechanical and electrical failures documented; comparison to Highway Pinball's known reliability problems suggests pattern continuation
product_concern: Pinball Brothers' initial customer service response was limited to autogenerated portal registration email, despite receiving issue report on Saturday afternoon. Follow-up engagement unclear.
high · Zach's direct account of contacting via website form and receiving only automated response; portal access required before human support available
venue_signal: Rochester Pinball Collective successfully launched with 45+ games, strong opening attendance including 4-hour drive-in customer (Jerry Bernard), and hosted Pinclash tournament simultaneously. Operating Saturdays 3-11pm with Thursday hours beginning July 8th.
high · Bruce confirms attendance was strong, first customer drove 4 hours, 45+ games maintained, team league scheduled every other Thursday, multiple tournament events booked
competitive_signal: IFPA reopening points on August 1st triggered immediate wave of tournament scheduling. August 2021 sees at least 5 major tournaments in Rochester area: Pinclash, Pinberg Memorial (July 17), Knox Amusements at Swillburger (August 1), Death Ball 2021 (August 28), and Stomp West 4 (September 25).
high · Ron explicitly notes how quickly tournaments 'started springing up all over the place' after August 1 IFPA announcement; multiple tournament dates confirmed for Rochester region
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Pinball Brothers responded to Zach's initial contact with only an autogenerated email directing him to their help portal, despite receiving the message on Saturday afternoon.
high confidence · Zach describing his customer service experience with Pinball Brothers
Bruce moved approximately 227 U-Haul trailers worth of belongings and still has unpacking to complete.
high confidence · Bruce detailing his move logistics and current living situation
community_signal: Ron Hallett recruiting previously IFPA-banned player Stu McVicker to compete in Pinberg Memorial tournament, framed as 'his last chance' before continuing ban. Indicates community interest in competitive depth and possibly testing boundaries of enforcement.
medium · Ron's statement: 'I found him... He is going to play in this tournament. Since he's been banned from the IFPA, this is his last chance.' Stu's ban since Roger Sharp incident remains in place per IFPA leadership.
gameplay_signal: Alien machine's flipper power is intentionally reduced to match theme—described as 'thematically turn the super strength down.' Zach notes flippers are strong but not Star Wars-level aggressive; fits the game's layout and theme without feeling weak.
high · Zach: 'It's actually a good one... They faithfully reproduced the flipper feel.' Bruce: 'They thematically turn the super strength down.' Both confirm this is intentional design choice rather than defect.
design_philosophy: Pinball Brothers using custom PCB with non-adjustable eddy sensors instead of traditional adjustable mechanical switches. Eliminates field adjustment capability—a significant departure from industry practice that limits operator/collector troubleshooting.
high · Bruce: 'there is nothing to adjust that we can find... somewhere in this giant custom-made PCB... there's a tiny eddy sensor that magically senses balls wirelessly through the wood, and I don't think I have any ability to tweak it in any way.'
content_signal: Slam Tilt Podcast experienced significant viewership drop starting March 2020, coinciding with pandemic. Hosts discuss whether tournament content is primary driver (noting contradiction between criticism for 'too much tournament talk' and viewership correlation with tournament season).
medium · Ron notes 'biggest drop starts around March 2020' and speculates about work-from-home impact on listening/driving. Hosts acknowledge tournament talk correlation but debate causation.
manufacturing_signal: Pinball Brothers has delivered approximately 30 Alien machines to date (as of podcast recording in June 2021), with 173 support tickets already logged in help portal—indicating either rapid post-release issue discovery or pre-delivery quality assessment.
high · Zach's calculation: 'Considering that they've delivered about 30 games so far and have 175 issues logged, that's an average of like about seven issues per person'
sentiment_shift: Pinball Brothers facing significant reputation risk from Alien's QC issues. Zach notes the game is 'fun' and playfield is 'great,' but numerous failures and poor customer service response are damaging launch perception. Bruce's initial reaction is decidedly negative.
high · Bruce: 'No' when asked if he likes it. Zach: 'It's fun... but [massive QC list].' Both note issues that QC should have caught. Zach expected to sell within 4-5 months despite buyer resistance.
venue_signal: Knox Amusements (local Rochester operator) running first IFPA-sanctioned post-pandemic tournament on August 1st at Swillburger, capitalizing on IFPA reopening and creating additional competitive venue competition with RPC and private tournaments.
high · Ron: 'Our local operator, Knox Amusements, is running a tournament on August 1st... at Swillburger'
historical_signal: Stu McVicker's long-standing IFPA ban (resulting from Roger Sharp incident) remains in effect under current IFPA leadership. Ron's recruitment of banned player for unsanctioned tournament suggests tension between enforcement and community desires for inclusive competitive participation.
medium · Ron: 'he's been banned from the IFPA... Since he's been banned by the IFPA, this is his last chance... I don't know what the hell he did... Stu insists he's banned because he's just too good and everyone's intimidated by him'