Smooth and easy like Kvasie. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Hello everyone and thank you for joining us for episode 9, the episode where we wear socks and answer emails regarding socks, but But with another guest, today's guest is Laura Haberman, my wife, the mother of my child, and yes, my current partner in crime. Happy Mother's Day, Laura. Hello. Oh, what an intro. Thanks, guys. I'm honored to be here. We are so happy to have you here, Laura. So excited. Laura is- I feel like one of the crew. You are one of the crew. Laura is probably my third favorite person in the world, right behind Kathleen, my wife, Obi, my dog, and then Laura. Thanks, Drew. That means a lot. And then Jesus Christ. Hey. Aw, already getting canceled. I'm kidding, everyone out there. Episode 9, folks. Going strong. No, it's strong. Here we are. Welcome, Laura. Seriously, this is awesome. This is going to be fun, I'm sure. All right. Well, what are we drinking today, Drew? Drew is drinking Kessler. Surprise. No shit. See, even Laura knows. Surprise. And a little squirt of squirt. Oh, no, but I'm going to drink a little bit of squirt. I'm going to drink a little bit of squirt. I'm going to drink a little bit of squirt. I was surprised. And a little squirt of squirt. Oh, no Buble this week? No Buble. Michael Buble is out the door and squirting. I liked listening to Buble last week. That was nice that you actually edited it in. I did. I heard that when I was getting ready in the morning listening to the podcast and I was like, ooh, little Buble. Start my day. You were listening to Drew and Buble in the shower? No. That's hot. Steamier than what you think it is, Drew. All right, I'll just sit here and act awkward. It's going to be one of those episodes, folks. What are you drinking there, Laura? What am I drinking? That would be the Crown of the Rock. Crown Vanilla on the Rocks, keeping it classy. That is cute. I've always wanted to drink something on the rocks, fancy style. It just looks so cool, and here I am doing it. It does. From Don Draper to Laura Haberman. What do you normally drink, Laura? What's your drink of choice? Lord knows. It's... Everything. What minute is it? Yeah, I'm the worst indecisive drinker. I never know what to order and then when I order it, I just either pound it or I hate it. That doesn't make you indecisive. That just makes you a wife. My wife. No, sometimes I like to just do shots and get it done. The Old Fashioned Sweets Old Fashioned Sweets That's when I get wild! She's efficient, ladies and gentlemen. Super efficient. Yeah, she is an old fashioned drinker as well. Old Fashioned Sweets, that's always a good one. That's a classic. Yeah, I'll drink that. Yeah, you're pretty good with that. I am drinking some vodka Red Bull again, because it's been a long day. So we're going to get this started right. Drew? Yes? How you doing, bud? I feel like I haven't seen you in a while. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr.., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. The 4 3 2 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 The New No, it's a it's a used machine I think it was manufactured in 2003. They made him for about three years, but you know, it's Simpsons man. Yeah, it's cool It's a cool one. Oh, please tell me the bus drivers in there. What's his name? Otto? Yeah, they have a lot of mo actually he's like the way to start modes or something There's a he's not actually in there in the game, but on the screen and stuff He he actually plays a pretty big role. Hey, man, you're starting. Yeah, you're mode. Yeah, something like that The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. Like, you know, Monster Bash is bolted to the floor. It's not going anywhere. Oh! It's a... Yeah, it's staying. It's part of my collection. It's bolted? I don't really bolt it. Oh, I get what you're saying. It's grounded. It's not... It's never going. Okay. There you go. I'm catching on. You are. What are we... It's grounded, Laura. Yeah. Yeah, last week... Like a true mom. Laura, last week, we did a segment. It was bolted or set it on fire and thrown it off a roof. Oh, okay. Okay. So I hate this game of throwing it off the roof and this one's staying in the house. So there you go. I'm excited. I want to play it. You can't play that one. Why can't I come to Drew's and play pinball? I'm joking. He can. Yes, he can. No, she's talking about Simpsons. I got it. I figured it out. It just took me a while to get there. You can come play Simpsons pinball. Keep drinking that Red Bull, Ian. It'll catch up. I'll catch up. Bring the baby. You put the baby on top of the hobbit. Yeah. And then we can play some Simpsons. She'll love it. She'll crawl all over. All the pinballs. She can play with the cat because the cat also sleeps on top of the hobbit. Nice. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr.., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. I'm going to tell Google then. Oh man, you need to watch some more Ladies, man. Maybe you weren't spelling Kervasie correctly. Can anyone spell Kervasie correctly? You should have seen the different searches. Email us at poormanspinball at gmail.com with the correct spelling of Kervasie, please. Yes, please. C-O-U-V-I-S-I-E-U-E-I. Yeah, she's just adding vowels now. E-R-V-E-E-E-E-E-E-E. I-O-U-S. I think you're going to have to do it again. I think you're going to have to do it again. I think you're going to have to do it again. I think you're going to have to do it again. I think you're right. Maybe. No. So Laura, first question, very important question. Ready? Yes. How do you feel about men who wear socks versus men who don't wear socks? Well, like in the winter, not wearing socks?ont Winter大家 смог What's that look like? Looks like you're wearing a pink button up shirt with a collar pop like a douchebag. That's about right. She is gonna fit in here so well. But there might be one other Tanyo Klyce shirt. That gets a round of applause. Sorry. Maybe. But I can wear shoes with no socks. No, you're cute though. Yeah. You can do that. Your pink shirt was spot on. Oh man, that was good. That was pretty funny. What is it like to be a pinball wife? How do you feel about being a pinball wife? Whew, it's exhausting. There's a couple of us now hanging in there. You have a support group, right? I do. No, I love it. I support you guys. It's fun. It's exciting. It's a great hobby. It keeps you out of trouble. It's just some good old fashioned fun. Pinball, baby. On the other hand, the pinball show, Knapp Arcade, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, Bally Williams & Knapp Arcade, Super Bowl, the pinball show, Knapp Arcade, The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. Do you have any specific memories of games when you were growing up? No, not at all. Okay. I don't remember last year. No, I don't think we do either. Let alone my teenage childhood years. She's honest, folks. She is honest. Is there a particular theme that you would like in a pinball machine? Theme? Specifically? Yeah, is there a specific theme? I know when we were talking today, you were talking about Tremors, which cracked me up. The movie Tremors? Yeah, she's like, yeah, get little fucking worms all over the place. Kevin Bacon? Kevin Bacon. Sandworms? Gas stations blowing up? Has Kevin Bacon ever been in a pinball? Have they made any pinballs? Why would they? Well, they always talk about all the Kevin Bacon movies, right? Yeah, like what is it, Six Degrees? Six Degrees with Kevin Bacon. Is there a pinball machine that, even that he had a cameo in, or? Folks, send us an email. Think about it. Pornmanspinball at gmail.com. Which one has? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. PORRMANSPINBALL at gmail.com. I remember talking before we fired up the podcast here and I said, well, what about Mario Kart? Why has nobody made a pinball with Mario Kart? Little turtle shells, peaches, waxen, you know. That would be a cool pinball machine. I don't know if they can make it work. I'm sure somebody could be creative and come up with a great little... They've done some car type stuff. They've done Mustang. They've done... Getaway. Getaway. Yeah. High speed. High speed. Yeah. So they've done stuff related to cars. The Artwork is awesome. Mushrooms. Yeah. I like it. I like it. All right. Well, speaking of themes, Drew texted me the other day because we had nothing to do today because the news is so slow in pinball land. So what we decided to do, Drew, was he texted me and wanted me to come up with a bunch of I'm going to go ahead and give them their names and see, you know, give them to Laura and see which ones would she could guess would be pinball names and which one wouldn't be pinball names. And I said, Drew, Head to Head Pinball Podcast did that when they interviewed Mrs. Pin. That's not true. Every idea that comes out of this brain of mine is 100 percent original. He just forgets that. He came up with it. Yeah. So, what I'm going to do is something completely never done. So, you had to throw that in there. Throw me under the bus and here we are. And I'm going to do something, a new game, which has never been done on a podcast format. If you've done this on a podcast, please send it to poormanspinball at gmail.com. Head to head just did this last week. We're doing a bracket, kids. We're such rip off artists. That's okay. We are taking head to head, but we're going to make it our own. We instead decided to do a bracket not on Stern pinball. No, I did a bracket on themes. Best themes. I came up with 36 themes. Themes I found that people wanted on pin side. 36, not 64? I came up with 36. I ran out of room on my piece of paper. Oh, okay. Fair enough. It's a complex graph, folks. Lots of lines. There was some scribbles. Some brackets. Do you hear this? I mean, that is a beat piece of paper. And you know what's the funny story about this is, so you know, I go on Google and I'm like, all right, so bracket generator, you know, just Google it. Yep. Which there's a lot of them out there. Super simple. Tons of them. Yep. So, you know, if you're worried about seeding, I was like, you know what, I'm going to be as precise as I can about this, as fair as I can. Oh, you seeded them? So what I did was, no, I couldn't seed them because they're themes, but I wanted to make Jerry Zaw cause John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Larry K. K. K. K. K. K. K. I'm William Dynamite, ladies and gentlemen. Which is stupid. At this point, it's dumb because it's always random, right? So, again, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do... I put it in and they're like, ooh, anything over 16, you have to pay for, sorry pal. I was like, motherfucker! So, the third one, I went put everything in, do, do, do, do, do, do, do... So, this is before you drew them out of a hat? No, this is after... I drew them out of a hat the very first time. Okay. But after awhile, I was like, fuck this, I'm just going to type them out. Okay, gotcha. You know, because it's already random. Yeah. Because there are themes. How do you... Yeah, no, no, I understand that. State of the art Abstain Postàn Weekn å Sallight Tim Tim Kitzrow, St Neo operatic, tengan Mask борness happened, And you know what this is going to do? End all debate. Forever. No one's ever going to say this is the best theme ever because we already decided. The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast decided the best theme. Well, we have one man and we have one woman. What kind of demographic do you need? I mean, that's perfect. That's like 100% demographic. We represent the whole world, Laura. Me and you. We sure do. And I will say, if you guys don't agree, if you say one and you say the other, I will come in as the independent third party and I will make the final ruling, okay? Wow, wow! Let's do this. Okay, I'm ready. All right, so we got some four outer layers here in this bracket, so we'll get rid of those guys first. Do you have a pen? Okay. Yeah, right here. Thank you, honey. All right, first one, Mad Max pinball or gremlins? Ooh. What? And the Mad Max can be all the movies, any of the movies, just one, but I think we should do the series. I think Mad Max would make a great pinball machine, but I personally... Nobody talks about that. No, they really don't. But I personally love the more like campy type fun games. So for me, it's Gremlins. You know, at first I thought, oh, Mad Max, that'd be great. But really, in my heart of hearts, it's Gremlins. I want to see a little... Oh, I love this lady right here. A little fucking green gremlin exploding with green goo and like a microwave that you can whew! Gremlins and advances. Alright, here we go. Next one. Jaws or Rick and Morty? Ooh, see another tough one because Rick and Morty is very topical today and very popular and I think would make a very fun cartoony pin. Once again, I love cartoons so. And everyone wants Jaws so I'm going to be the outlier today. I'm going Rick and Morty. What do you think, Laura? So I thought that you said that there was already debate with Jaws and they can't use the music from Jaws. Yeah, there's rumors saying that they- The license is very limited. The license is stupid expensive. You get the shark. Yeah, you get the shark and the name and that's it. Mother Nature gets the shark. Correct. It's a fucking shark. So anybody can get a shark, y'all. Y'all don't got the monopoly on sharks, Jaws. I'm going Rick and Morty too. Ooh, wow, we're two for two already. Yeah, I think we got same styles. Pound it! So, you know, our styles are vibin'. Alright, here we go. Uh, Labyrinth or Fast and the Furious? Ooh, Labyrinth, come on! Woo! Laura, we can't agree on everything. The Godly King, yo! Alright, next one. Led Zeppelin or Fight Club? Tyler Durden, maybe. I mean, Led Zeppelin, the rights alone to Robert Plant's bulge is gonna cost millions, so... You can't have that. She's always thinking about the bulge first. So, yeah. The latter, which was... Fight Club, you sure forgot. Tyler Durden! No, Tyler Durden! A soap factory! A soap factory! Soap factory bonus! Yeah, see I'm gonna have to go Led Zeppelin on this just because I'm, you know, and I've owned a couple of music pins already. I am a fan of a lot of them. You know, ACDC, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Aerosmith. I like most of the band pins, so I think I would really like a Led Zeppelin. Alright, so Led Zeppelin is my choice as well. www.allstate.com Subscribe,コメント, commenting lynkman at父, confidante tudo com dia do go rodaya, subscribe again lyman More gremlins are available! They also have a some guy did one in his basement. He's showing it around all these shows and stuff a nightmare before Christmas It's very cool. Sweet! He like built it himself? Yeah, yeah He's been working on it for a few years, and he's actually shopping it around to some of the companies. Oh it looks really cool So all right next one next one DuckTales. Woo or Kill Bill DuckTales. DuckTales. Back to my channel. How do you make one with Kill Bill? Back to my cartoon Well, they do some serious ones. I'm just not into super serious pins like that. All right, next one. Big Trouble in Little China or Harry Potter? Harry Potter. Big Trouble. All the way. I mean, how would you do Big Trouble in Little China? Is that the one with like semi truck? He drives the semi truck? Oh, yeah. It's fucking Jack Burton. Oh, yeah. Porkchop Express. You don't know this, Laura, I don't think either, but we've said, well, I should say, Your husband has said Jack Burton more times on this podcast. It's probably a record for all podcasts in the history of the world. You know what Jack Burton would do right now? What? He'd pick Harry Potter. Jack Burton realizes Harry Potter is a better immersive universe. Once again, Harry Potter is a great theme. Yeah. It really is. I just, I would like to see Big Trouble in Little China. Me too. But you know what? Harry Potter. Jack Burton always used to say at a time like this. What's that? Harry Potter, baby. All right, next one. All right, Blade Runner or Transformers? Oh. The original cartoon. So the, okay. This is for you, Ryan. Oh, Transformers. Transformers. Yeah. Although Wesley Snipes would be cool in a pinball. No, Blade Runner, not Blade, but. Oh, wait, what? Who's that? Oh, is Blade in there? Hey, put Blade in there. Who's Blade Runner? Harrison Ford. Oh. Where he's traveling planets? Yeah. Harrison Ford's almost like Wesley Snipes. I mean, they're close. Not at all. They have the same abs. Okay. I'm gonna name abs. Okay All right here we go All right so moving on Goonies or Rick and Morty Oh Goonies Goonies Yeah Better theme All right A little crazy ship and a waterfall All right. Here we go. Next one. Bob Marley or Aquaman? Aquaman. I had to stick with the superhero there. Yeah. Bob Marley. Wow. That's I was thinking outside the box. Thank you. I threw a couple of these in here that are just a little weird, but I kind of dig it. I want the flippers to be doobies. I like smoke coming up the sides. Deeproot, are you listening? Here we go, Bob Marley. Alright, so next one. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure or Pink Floyd? Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Or Pink Floyd. I'm not going to let you finish that one. Yeah, Bill & Ted's, man. Yeah, I think Bill & Ted's. Are you sure, Laura? Yes, more entertaining. I love Pink Floyd, but Bill & Ted's. I said I liked a lot of the band pins. That one would just be so dull. I mean, there'd be cool sound and cool lights, but there wouldn't be much on it. It just wouldn't be. You'd have a wall. Bash the wall. All right, next one. Scooby-Doo or Futurama? Oh, zoinks! She's been waiting to say that all day. I was listening to Slapsave on the way here today and somebody mentioned Scooby-Doo and I perked up and I said, wow, how come no one's really talked about that? How cool, right? Yeah. But Futurama is one of my all-time grail themes. I want it. Futurama. Even though Scooby-Doo would be so fucking cool. I'm going to flip the coin there and go Scooby-Doo. Can you say slikes again? Chitquake Doesn't Myverbs Hey, hang on. Say hello to my little bulge. Hang on. Give me a quick rundown on Scarface. What kind of Mac or toy or what would be in that? Oh, dude, it would be a bash toy. It would be Tony Montana with his machine gun and he rotates. Okay. Every time you hit him. And you know, there's going to be, of course, a tiger. Yeah, yeah. And then there's- Michelle Pfeiffer and the- Michelle Pfeiffer and basically you would be- Thornton Cope. You'd have to hit a, you know, they're not points. The Wally Winkelman Show, Knapp Arcade, Wally Winkelman, Straight Down the Middle, Oh my gosh. Or Mario Brothers. Wally. Wally. Yeah. Wally. Is that 8-bit Mario Brothers? Or 16-bit Mario Brothers? Whatever the fuck you want. But it's too late. Wally. It's still Wally. All right. Next one. I should have gotten rid of this one. This one's dumb. Godfather or The Lion King? Lion King. Lion King. That's a landslide. Once again, Godfather's too serious. I thought someone put it on pin site and I just wrote it down because I think I saw it twice. They made it. And I was like, all right, dude. The Matrix or The Muppets? The Muppets! The Muppets! The Muppets! The Muppets! You know, once again, I think The Matrix would make a great pin, but Muppets would be so much fun, though. Two theories. Yeah. Alright, next one. Oh, just have Animal right in the center with a big drum set. That's all I can picture. Oh, that would be so cool. That's all I can picture is Animal. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. And the Swedish Chef. Yes. And then on the very top back rail, there's going to be the two guys up in the booth that are going to critique your every shot. Yes! Oh, man. Oh, gosh. I'm so good, because who doesn't love the moment? Everyone loves the moment. This part of the segment is Stern, are you listening? Stern, can you do this for us? All right, next one. Die Hard or Led Zeppelin? Ooh. Yippee-ki-yay. Is Die Hard Bruce Willis? That's Bruce Willis, love. I, like, don't know these movies well enough to make an educated decision. Yippee-ki-yay, there was a terrorist taking over in, you know, Nakatomi Towers. Die Hard. ANDS & Is 있는 les receptionist ah ah just digress i don't know ley� site Next one, Pulp Fiction or Creepshow? Creepshow is like Tales from the Crypt, guys. I know neither one of you are good fans. I was going to say, don't look at her, look at me, because I have no effing idea what that is either. Creepshow is fucking awesome. He looked right at Laura like Laura had no idea what it was, and I'm over here like, duh. Is it like Tales from the Crypt? It is like Tales from the Crypt, not really. The cheap version? To be honest, no, it's the most expensive one. Oh. Steven King, George Romero directed it, and this is the one, I think we watched it, where the meteor came down and turned everything green. It's episodic. I forgot what the first one was, but not Creepshow. Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction, yeah. Yeah, Pulp Fiction. You guys make me sad. You could have a Royale with cheese as the bash toy right in the center. Alright, I made this one up just for you, Laura. Tremors or The Amazing Adventures of Ron Jeremy. Tremors for sure. Ron Jeremy, bitches. Just a big, long, schlong middle. I love that fat little hedgehog. It just makes me laugh. When you flip the flippers, he goes, oh, oh, oh. I pictured the shooter now. Big ol' Jeremy. Big ol' thing. I would like to see him like you know like laying on a couch like as a mold. And that one could have the same white rails as Scarface. Yes, well to be fair that was also pulled from Pinside believe it or not. Oh really? So I thought that was so funny I had to write it down. What on Pinside do people just recommend games? People on Pinside they throw a lot of poop at each other and they yeah they debate you and it's just a big forum I'm gonna I'm gonna pick Ron Jeremy on this one even though I'm a big fan of the tremors okay all right moving forward here we go now we are on to Ron Jeremy please email us at poor man's pinball at gmail.com and tell us why you would make a great pinball machine all right so second round nightmare before Christmas or DuckTales that was tough because I think See, everyone knows it. That's like... Yeah. Nobody knows the words, but they know the... DuckTales. Woo! I love the... I love the... I love the DuckTales. Woo! You could have the Scrooge McDuck gold pit. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Yeah. See, we keep going off on tangents. I keep forgetting. DuckTales. Nightmare Before Christmas. Yeah, I gotta stick with that. I really wanna... Nightmare Before Christmas. I wanna see that get made. Nightmare... Nightmare... Tim Burton has not had enough success. He needs more. Harry Potter vs. Transformers, Gen 1. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Yeah. Sorry, Ryan. Ryan, I know. Harry Potter knocked off my baby, too. Alright, here we go. I think Beatles would make a better pin than Transformers, too. Aww, that's harsh. Beatles? No. It's a joke for Ryan. What about Beetlejuice? Is that in the bracket? Oh, that wasn't. Way to go, Ian. The Greatest Theme of All Time and I'm also viewing it kinda like Fathom artwork like it's gonna be beautiful yep and uh ahhh goonies of course is gonna be fuckin cool and the whole Aquaman thing would be like an underwater scene which would be kinda neat like you're in an aquarium yeah they could have little lights so cool which, by the way, if they would have done that with Creature wouldn't that have been better yes driving yeah The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. www.scooby-doo.com But I want to see the elevator. I do too. Okay. Sorry. Oh yeah, that would be cool. Like I said, I actually would love to see Scooby Doo. You mean the phone booth? That's what I meant. Sorry. What did you say? I said elevator. You said I do too. And then I pictured it. I was like, it's not a fucking elevator. It's a phone booth. It's the phone booth that turns into an elevator into time. You know, it was supposed to originally be a van. They were going to drive around in a van. And it was going to be a time machine van. You mean like Scooby Doo? Spoons attached at board games Time Blend Communication pars anditudinally The Phone booth was not a physical ball lock that went one two three up. I Would I would throw that off the roof and start on fire. Yeah, someone failed. Yes. All right. Okay. Anyways labyrinth or Wally I Love them both with all my heart. I genuinely do those are two of my favorite. What do you think miss Laura? I'm gonna say labyrinth cuz I could just picture this beautiful the bulge The fairy masquerade And Jared's loins. I mean, I want to play with them balls. So, labyrinth. It's such a cool theme, but I just... You can't see how I see it. It's gorgeous. I don't see the balls in the balls like you do. The cool thing about labyrinth is it is an actual labyrinth. You can have a ball and make a maze. No, I see all the merits. Like I said, I think that's probably top 10 on most people. And the soundtrack would be awesome. Oh, yeah. Would they get the rights to all that? You know what? We're just going to play this game like we do get all the rights. How about that? Okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah, what was the other one? Wally. Wally. Wally. See, but that landscape also really gets me for a pinball game. It gets them, kids. You know, Labyrinth is more timeless at the moment because it's obviously older and it's held up. You know, Wally's a lot newer. You know what? The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. Please, please, please give us a 10 skeleton army to just put up there. I will go labyrinth. I knew I loved you. Sorry, Wally. We love you, Wally. All right, here we go. Next one, Lion King or the Muppets? Oh my God. The Muppets, baby. All the way. Like you said, animal. I know. The people up in the corner. You don't know about his love affair for Lion King. Guys, it's my favorite. This is my favorite Disney movie of all time. It is? That's so cute. It is cute. He's an adorable man. My wife bought me the Blu-ray last year because I lost my DVD. And she just comes home and she goes, here you go sweetheart. I'm like, oh my god! And I watched The Lion King. I was 10 years old. And he cried a little too. Mufasa! Say it again. Mufasa! I love it. Lion King. What would a Lion King pin look like in your eyes since you're such a big fan? Check this out. The ramp goes up to Pride Rock in the center and there's a magnet up there. There's also a trap door so it can come down and shoot off. I mean, just cool stuff. Crazy! I could see it. What else are you going to put in there? The elephant graveyard? That would be the lock. Yeah. Say it. Say elephant graveyard. Elephant graveyard. Ooh. That would be the ball lock. It would lock it like in an elephant rib cage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The rib cage would just close on the ball. It would be so cool. Ooh. This game would cost $10 million. Oh, my God. I know. Rib cages. This is all realistic. We got a Pride Rock, we got a Magnet. Yeah, that's a bill of material right there. One Magnet, $10,000. Pretty much. Two Magnets, we can't afford it. Alright, so you're picking Lion King, you're picking Muppets. Oh, you guys, why do you make me choose between two people I love? Can I just put Animal up on Pride Rock? No, you cannot, sorry. You can't get that licensing. Um... Drew, you sold me on the whole elephant graveyard even though I said it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! We'll go Lion King, we'll advance. Muppet fans are crying everywhere, Drew. Yeah, well... Alright, here we go. Die... uh, no. Yeah, Die Hard vs. Animaniacs. Animaniacs. Yeah, Animaniacs. Funny, campy, there's a lot of cartoony, cool pinball stuff you could do with that. All right, Pulp Fiction or Ron Jeremy's Amazing Adventure? Sorry, Ron. Pulp Fiction's going to get a pin before you do. You don't want to see that giant schlong? Well, I want to see it. I've seen it. Wait, what am I talking about? I've seen Ron Jeremy's schlong more than I've seen my own schlong. Do you want to pull back on that plunger and release the cocking? The You pull it back and it's like a giant vagina right there where the plunger is and it's just his dick as you pull out the plunger and then So Laura, where are you going with this? Um, wait, what were the two? Jeremy, sorry, I went off. And Pulp Fiction. Um, what is, Pulp Fiction? I'm sorry, I mean, it would be funny, but it would definitely be an x-rated pinball. All right, all that, and we went to Pulp Fiction. All right. Bye-bye, Ron Jeremy. All right. We'll miss you. We're getting here. We're getting here. All right, Nightmare Before Christmas or Harry Potter? Ooh. Oh, that's tough. Yeah. Once again, Harry Potter might be one of the greatest pinball themes. I'm not really for it, but it's a good theme. Ooh, Nightmare. Yep, Nightmare. I want to see a really good nightmare made by JJP. Wow, upset. Upset city. No, I like Harry Potter and all, I just, that was... Pinside is going to shut down one of the Sayers. Sorry. They really will. They'll just say mean stuff about us. That's alright, we don't know much about pinball anyway, it doesn't matter. Alright, Goonies vs. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Bill & Ted's. I want to see the fucking phone booth elevator. Goonies. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr.., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. and Would you have it where he swings across a rope or a mechanical feature where he swings across the playfield? I'd play it. Three words. Phone, booth, elevator. All right. I'm stuck on it. Sorry. It's happening. Oh, man. All right. Well, Treasure's One-Eyed Willie versus Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Man. Their adventure was excellent. I mean, come on. I could just see every mode being you collect a historical figure. Bil Compostas, Butcher & P 추천 Desi, Oct valiant and Members of the Lba Camper Brigade, He Love's 5 I do the guitar air guitar. Yeah, I knew it was something. But it's like a weird little. Excellent. There you go. Excellent. And bogus, because remember the second one was bogus journey. Bogus. And did you see, sorry, look quite little sidebar. Did you see the pictures of them recently from like last month? Oh yeah, they're making a third one. Yeah, Keanu and the other guy. The other guy I hate. He's awesome. 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Okay, moving on. All right, Labyrinth or The Lion King. Lion King, I got to stick with it. Got to see it through to the end. Oh, they both sound so beautiful but I can so picture Labyrinth. Okay, Pride Rock. Labyrinth. David Bowie's Balch. No, sorry, it's not Labyrinth. Labyrinth. David Bowie. The Balch. It's not just about the Balch, it's, you know, just everything, Hogl and Hobie. All right, any Animaniacs or Pulp Fiction? Animaniacs. Animaniacs. That's a weak one right here. Animaniacs is going to get smoked. Okay. What are we in, the final four now? We are. It's so bad. It's the final four? How did we pick them? Read off. What are the final four? All right, we got Nightmare Before Christmas, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Labyrinth, or Animaniacs. Ian, did you pick the final four? www.youplayfieldsnews.com www.youplayfieldsnews.com We're gonna be in the NCAA Championship! Whaaaaaat? This is crazy. We're breaking all the new rules today. Oh my god. It's over. Hey, did Head to Head do this? Did they ever talk about Animaniacs? Did they even know what Animaniacs are in Australia? Did they even know this was a Top 4 theme? Nobody had any clue it was a Top 4 theme. And here we are discovering this stuff. Did anyone think Animaniacs was a Top 400 theme? All we need today... It's the MVP, baby! The Cinderella story and the MVP. No, not even else. Cinderella story. They could be cutting the net off this basketball hoop in no time. We'll see. Oh my God. What do we got? Stay tuned. Alright, here we go. Next one. Nightmare Before Christmas or Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Oh. Bill & Ted's, man. I am stuck on this phone booth. I really am. No, I do want to see the phone booth. See? Are you saying Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is going to the finals? Yes. Over Nightmare? Final answer. Final answer. Because, A, you know what? We're probably going to see that Nightmare pin. We're never going to see a Bill & Ted pin. The Nightmare would be great, though. All right. Sure. Can we all say it? Those four themes are pretty good. Yeah. I would play all of them. But I will say I'm disappointed that Muppets isn't in there. Oh, yeah. How did Muppets get voted out? You bumped out Muppets. Oh, Lion King. No, I bumped out Muppets. Sorry. Wah, wah. Zoinks! Muppets, Harry Potter, Goonies had a good run. Scooby Doo should have made a good showing. That's a good pin. Anyway, I can't believe Animaniacs beat Die Hard. You guys are so weird. I can't believe Tyler Durden's out. All right, anyway, so we have Labyrinth or Animaniacs? I'm going to fight to the end, Animaniacs. Labyrinth. All right, I feel like I am the only one that's bringing Labyrinth to the finals here, because Laura and I's love for the Labyrinth. I discovered Ian's love for Labyrinth, and I was just shocked at how much he really loved it as much as I do, and so I knew we were true loves. Labyrinth love. Yeah, we both cried over his bulge. It was amazing. All right, so Bill... For different reasons. hot Okay so that's next beginning! Absolutely. I hope you enjoy this. We believe that this is your beautiful day on our team's Last Minute diferente Trail. Hamish��, Tim's Eon Miller, Ron Ross tradicional Ramsey Matt Kurski, Andrew Nippet, So now, wait, wait, wait. We, you know what? Much like head-to-head when this happened, you can't decide this. That's not fair. I think the people need to decide. Yes, exactly. So, everyone, we have Labyrinth vs. Bill & Ted. It's not fair to Keanu Reeves and that other guy. Or David Bowie. It's totally fair to David Bowie. That it's decided by Ian conspiring with his wife. So, poormanspinball at gmail.com. Email us your choice, Labyrinth or Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and next week we will return the results. We'll tally the votes folks, but Ian seriously, what are you picking? I was going to pick Bill & Ted's. No, I'm okay with that because it's not fair. Basically Ian's deciding the fate of that. That doesn't work, right? I mean that's like Animaniacs winning the bracket. I'm watching porn without a money shot. I'm like totally like the wind is, I don't even have any oxygen in my lungs right now. It's a semi. Can I phone a friend? What's a better pinball theme? That's a great idea. Hold on. Let me do this. Okay, yeah, guys, wild card, pinball theme. What? What's your best pinball theme? What are you Googling? We're going to call Ryan. Oh, this is perfect. No, what if he's sleeping? The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. We're here with David Bowie, the host of the show, and we're going to be talking about the best themes and it comes down to the finals and you're deciding it, okay? Yes, I love my power. Alright, so the finals, and don't laugh at our finals because it got weird, but it's Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure or Labyrinth with David Bowie. Oh man, uh, Labyrinth is weird. I didn't say this was a good final. Alright, Bill and Ted. Well thank you very much Ryan, you are still our stud. Thank you so much. We'll see you tomorrow Ryan. Anytime. Alright, bye bye. Alright, bye. Alright, the phone a friend worked. Okay, but we still want you to email us at poormanspinball at gmail.com. You let us know what theme you think should have won or even been in our bracket because they weren't the only 32 themes. And we need a new Twitch streamer because I think Ryan is no longer our friend. He's fine. Seriously, guys? You know what? Yeah, he works early like a lot of us. He was a little sleepy, but tomorrow he'll be fine. I don't think it's funny, I'm sure. That's a, that's a piece that he picked up. Like, pinball emergency? Yes. I know, it's like the, isn't that funny? What's going on, guys? Like, like, like, we just meet this guy, and he's awesome, and we hit it off. He's like the coolest. And, yeah, we call him, and he's like, oh, they must have a pinball-related query. I better pick up this phone right away. That's so cool. That is. I love it. Oh, it's so awesome. It's the Four Man's Pinball Podcast Hotline. They need me. Speaking of superheroes, Drew, what was I talking about? Oh, it was our breaking news, my man. So, it's Monday when we record, as we always do, and Slapsave Podcast released their podcast today. I was listening to it on the way here. As you guys know, Christopher Franchi is doing the podcast within the podcast. I think this was his, what, fourth week? Third week? Fourth week? Fourth, I think, yeah. Yeah, fourth. Pretty interesting stuff. It's around the playfield with Franchi and Barlow, his beloved pug. I'm a sneaking suspicion that dog is just a soundboard, but whatever. Last week, or two weeks ago, he released some Beetlejuice pinball art that he had done, and there was a big controversy about it. We didn't do the finals. Beetlejuice versus Bill and Ted's. Oh my god, Beetlejuice? Great. What? Okay. Ryan! Should I call Ryan a good dog? No. All right, go on. Keep going. I'm sorry. But Beetlejuice wasn't in, so Bill and Ted's is in. Anyways, so Christopher Franchi released the Beetlejuice art that he had done, and there's this big hubbub about him being released from Stern, which wasn't true. He's a contractor. George Gomez at Stern said that his teams weren't incredibly passionate about this art so they weren't going to do it. He said fine, okay. Anyways, part of his segment today, he talked about a second set of pinball art that he did and it was Superman 78. www.slappsave.com How cool does that look? It's beautiful. It's just amazing art. There's one of Clark Kent in the phone booth, you know, pulling open his shirt. You know, very cool, Franchi art. A picture of a guy with a... And then a big fat guy with a pan on his head. Scrolling through. Anyways, yeah, this is Christopher Franchi art. It looks amazing. Very cool Christopher Reeve stuff. All the characters are on there. The telephone booth. Isn't that funny? We were just talking about telephone booths. Well, this telephone booth is one of the most iconic of all time. It's Clark Kent in there. Anyways, go check it out at Slapsave Facebook page. We can do a link of this, right, on ours? Guy knows it. I have no idea. We'll figure it out. I'll try to figure it out. We'll do a link on the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast page, but for right now... If anything, Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Poor Man's Pinball. Cat meget Am-Nana capte Its especo Com溪s rotogídesex 가� Lao com-Alli b crdase cem piğses sile gizljtti 지 여기는 in Enough having a nosetro подписwoman Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi, The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. I would sell, you know, Hobbit, probably not Simpsons, but, you know, if JJP made a Beetlejuice pin, I'd be all over that. Wow, this is serious, folks. It is serious. Make that pin. But at the end of the day, relax. It's just pinball, baby, right? Just pinball, baby. So, anyways, go check it out, Slapsave Pinball. Like I said, we'll try to put a link up once we figure out how technology works. Yeah, Jason does good over there, and of course, him staying and Christopher Franchi, we're all a little salty. Thanks for joining me Chris. Yep. So the other quick thing I wanted to touch on today, since there's not a ton of pinball news, is internet konektivity. Konektivity. It's konektivity. Ah, see? I got what Laura said. No, it's konektivity. So, Laura, what do you think about having the pinball machine hooked up to the internet like video games? What, like having the video game version? Nope, nope, just having an actual physical pinball machine, but it's hooked up to the internet. I don't know what that means. How, how... Well, nobody does yet. That's, that's what we're getting at. Uh, that sounds like technology I don't even understand. Okay, well, and the reason I... How do you plug in your pinball machine to the internet? What? And see, this kind of brings up a point because, you know, everyone's been talking about this internet connectivity and, you know, all pinball machines should have it for updates, which everyone can agree on. But what people can't agree on is what they're going to do beyond that. What they're talking about is, you know, they could have leaderboards like Golden Tee. You know, you go there and you see the scrolling and it says, oh, this person, you know, scored this on this golf course. That's what they're talking about. And they might actually start monetizing some of this stuff where they get these companies can get additional revenue streams to start making more money. So that's my problem with it. And a lot of people have issue with that because one of the guys on Slapsave, that was his point. And he said, Stern would be the first one to probably turn into EA games. Oh, for sure. And they would just start selling content where you say, hey, here's a game that you paid $6,000 for. Yeah. But you can't finish the game unless you pay a subscription. No, I don't like that. No, they would be like, you would finish their base model of the game, but if you want another wizard mode, Yes. you're going to pay another $100 per wizard mode. That's exactly what he said. No, like, online Play Store game. This is fucking pinball, so don't fuck with my shit. You're in the majority, Laura. Most people think that way, and it was... Because for me, I was thinking of all the positive things. I'm like, yeah, you can update your machine. Because right now, you've got to download something on a USB stick. Yeah. But it's pretty old technology, you know, right? But it still works. It works. But for that, that's kind of cool. You can just do it. But like what you said, yeah, I'm not going to pay a bunch more money than I already, you know, I already paid. Well, and then what? Then they're spying on you, you know, conspiracy theory, watching you. You know what? Hang on. Laura, Laura, you're going to love this one. So they were talking about, okay, some of these newer Jersey Jack pinballs already have cameras in them, okay? Don't watch me. Because they take pictures of you while you're playing for the high score, okay? It just snaps a picture, okay? Mind your business. I'm a high score player. Mind your business, right? High score. Mind your business. So one of them brought up the point, if I'm playing my friend Bill and I'm in a bar or a restaurant, right, with kids or something. Yeah. And Bill decides to moon me and they got a camera and they show, you know, what's going on in the other camera. It's a little far fetched, but we can all see where this can go. But why do they want a picture of high score? What are you doing with that data? No, it's not the data. So you can interact with someone while you're playing. That was the whole point. So you're playing someone else. It actually is pretty cool, but I don't like that it's now online. With who, though? Anybody. Anybody who's playing it. Oh, cool, bro. High school. Is that your across the pond English? Yeah. Oh, hey, I'm over here getting high schools, too. Oh, that's cool, bro. Apparently Laura is an English bro now. The That's cool. I'm over here. If you guys could see her, she transformed in front of us. That was amazing. And then to hear the high score over the pond. She had the whole head bobbing and the shoulders got real high. I don't know. I feel like they're doing too much. Just back off. This is like, you know, quit trying to be the... So are we, are you guys in consensus then? No. I don't like it. No. Well, I was thinking about it more actually within the last week and a half All of the podcasts are talking about it. We're fucking millennials. I didn't know how I felt about it because I just feel like there is some positives, but those positives I feel like can be tampered at any moment. For example, high scoreboard. Kaneda said it himself. Oh, well, I'm not getting the high scoreboard. Well, I'm going to take the glass off and I'm just going to press everything I want. You can't monitor that, right? So that kind of ruins the high scoreboard, right? Updating your computer. Yep, that's great. Tim Tim Kitzrow, SCT-CTSC Global Service Inc., The creative físist www.myspq.com www. ا courses www. arrivingieren.hasbelland.comexistence. año http://ass entertaining.year.edu I'm David. And you're right, Stern would fucking do that. They would be the first to jump on that. Stern has nothing else going for them as far as things they're putting in their machine. They're taking shit out. So yeah, Stern would definitely try to do something like that. Absolutely. 100%. They'll start with Pinball Arcade and they'll just, you know. Ooh, now I'm getting mad. Hey, you know what I thought? This is totally random. I had a thought. Just throw it out there in podcast land. You know how Deep Root is doing a lot of just original themes? In part 2… The very first one. I think it was episode 50 or 100 or something. Or 250. I don't know. It was one of those milestone ones. Robert said his favorite game playing was the Space Cadet on Windows 95. The pinball machine. Yeah, I remember. You think you would try to recreate that? No. Ah, dude, that would have been so cool. No. That might be... It's called Space Cadet. It was on Windows 95. It was like, mindset. alain pronouns codename Thank you It would be Oh speaking of homebrews I going to go on one more little tangent Tangent This is the tangent episode Jack Danger's orbit locks. Did you see those? I did. It was hard to understand how it worked. Oh, so cool. Yeah, because it was done on like virtual software. Sort of like Scott Danesi's locks. Yeah. So very cool. Good on him. Hashtag Busy www. Anschwera.com Thanks for watching! www.willywinks.com www.gmail.com www.gmail.com Email your stories. We'd love to read them on the air. Anything you want to talk about. I know for a fact while Drew's looking that up that Eric, creator of some of the DMD colorization classics such as Black Rose, did email us and confirmed with us that he did in fact do Baywatch as well, which was super hilarious because I was watching Drew and Ian, or sorry, The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. That was just really mean. I'm sorry. No, no, Laura. That was exactly what he sounded like at Ryan's. Ryan, please email us at poormanspinball at gmail.com and confirm exactly what Ian sounded like when he spilled drinks on your floor. See, I bring two people that I love so much into my house and what happens. Hey, by the way, you guys, we haven't mentioned, they're both wearing matching t-shirts that say, Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. We had to get in the mood today. It's great. I love it. And we didn't even set this up. I was going to say, did you coordinate that? No. That's complete. We really didn't. That's how we do it. Oh, my God. We're adorable like that. We are. They're best friends. So, anyways, so Eric Pripke from Color DMD, and he's a local here. Color DMDDD. www.willywonka.com I'm just a week down to do whatever. I'm going out Friday night, cool?! Oh, there ya go! Ian does Thursday, Laura does Friday. Eric, we are comin' to your house on Thursday! 7'o clock! Eric, be prepared, I'm gonna be so sloppy. He's gonna spill some drinks, Eric! Get those paper towels! You've been warned. What?! You guys suck! So, so anyways, Eric, thank you! Thank you Eric! For all you do for the community and for inviting us over to your house. We will be on our best behavior. I did promise you that. We hear you're a cool guy, but I'm gonna fucking have to find out for real, because if you're a jag, I'm gonna say it on the air. Ian! It's true, he will. Mailbag! Moving on! I hear Eric's amazing. I hear he's amazing. Oh, I'm sure. No, uh... And his emails are super sweet, too, so I can tell he's a good dude. But if you're a jag, bro, I'm after you. So Mike Dimas, he's part of the Canadian crowd. Oh, our Canadian brother. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know the story of him? I mean, you want to... Does he have a story? I don't know. No, it's just that there are counterparts in Canada that are two ridiculous men that like to talk pinball. There's two podcasts, right? Well, no, there's the one. There's the Canadian Pinball Podcast, who we're best friends with now. Yeah, those guys we like. They're awesome. And then there's the... Pinball Nerd. Pinball Podcast, Nerd. I haven't listened to that one yet, but I hear those guys are cool too. Pinball Nerds Podcast. Sure. But the Canadian Pinball Podcast, they're like our equivalent in Canada. So listen to those guys. They are hilarious. I love them. They're so cool. I mean. Yes. Yep. They're Canadian, eh? But yeah, it's my thing. We have quite the following in Canada. I don't know what that means. You know, when I look- Which is a good thing. It's awesome. I look at our stats. We have more listeners in Canada than we do in the United States. No, we don't. No, it's just a joke. That's terrible. Statistic speak volumes. Anyways, Mike Dimas, thank you for emailing us. Hey guys, just finished listening to your latest episode. Greatly appreciate the shout out to the Canadian Pinball Podcast. Thanks poor dudes. Here's the shout out to the shout out to the shout out. We have been lazy and not recorded a podcast in our last couple road trips. Guys, get on it, man. I love how you guys do road trips. It seems like almost every other day. So next time we'll be sure to shout you back out. We apologize you had to tolerate a few of our podcasts, but appreciate you gave us a listen, which we did, and like I said, we do enjoy. So Laura, these guys like go out almost, I feel like it's like weekly where they go out and pick out new pinballs. Here's where it gets into it. On a side note, the Pinball Nerds Podcast is run by my friend Albert, who is loco. Actually, just last Saturday, he came by my house and streamed Humpty Dumpty and Data East Star Wars for the May 4th occasion. Humpty Dumpty pinball? What? Mark the Creator is also local and Pinball Nerds Podcast also debuted a live stream of The Nightmare Before Christmas with Us, the Canadian Pinball Podcast, and GammaGoat Twitch Streamer. Ian, the guy who sent you a love letter last time and called himself a rich bastard, that Orlin original Hi Ian and Drew. I continue to listen. This is from Brad Hopkins. I continue to listen and enjoy the heck out of your podcast. Keep it up. Glad you're enjoying the Canadian Pinball Podcast. They are the Canadian version of you guys. Yep, for sure. I knew it. Both podcasts are a guilty pleasure. Thank you, Brad. I don't know how I feel about that, Brad. Oh, I love it. I've been thinking about your love letter segment because he told us a couple weeks ago he didn't like it, but he loves our podcast. He just doesn't like the love letter segment. I don't blame him. I have been thinking about your love letter segment and although I did like Ryan's letter, which he wrote a nice sweet letter to his wife last week, which was very sweet, I am still not a fan. This is keeping you at number two in my favorite podcasts list. But as you said, sometimes being number two is pretty good. Thanks for the good fun, Brad Hopkins. Brad, thank you very, very much. Thanks, Brad. So what I have for you today, Brad, is a very, very, very special edition of Love Letters, which we're going to kick off right now. Ooh, Love Letters. Love Letters. Cue the music. Well, Drew, you want to start us off? I'm starting us off. Okay. Okay. Are we ready for this? Feeling the music? Yeah, I'm feeling the music. That music is blaring. Go for it. Ready? Dear Brad. Oh, shit. Hold on. Hold off. I'm sorry that you don't love me anymore. And I think maybe you never have. That has become clear with the last few emails you have sent to my friends, Drew and Ian. I have not lost hope though. No matter how you feel about me, I will always love and cherish you, in good times and bad, through everything. Don't forget about me Brad, and don't leave me. Sincerely, Poor Man's Pinball Podcast Love Letter Segment. Don't you leave me! P.S. If it helps, we can have an open relationship. You are free to join in with other segments as well. Oh! Brad, please come back. We're so lonely. Brad, thank you so much for listening, man. That was for you. I had to, Brad. I couldn't help myself. Thank you so much. I love it. Laura, would you like to go next? I'll go, but you know, I feel like mine, I'm kind of copying Ryan here. Mine's a little sentimental, because I'm just so proud of my boys. Mine wasn't? Drew and Ian. Well, okay, yours like, I cried a little tear, but I don't know who Brad is. But Brad, clearly you mean a lot to these guys, so. No, to the Love Letter segment. He means a lot to us, too. All right, Brad. You do, Brad. Go ahead. Just come back to us. Okay. We're number two. Kathleen and Triyona and I one day were texting each other back and forth and talking about you guys. So those are the wives, guys, out there. Yes, Kathleen is Drew's beautiful wife and Triyona is Eric's lovely wife. Eric from episode four. Yes. They're awesome guests. They're so blessed to have wonderful, amazing women in their lives. And we were talking about you guys and Kathleen, you know, in her way with words said something about you guys and said, What are we going to call them? And I said, the Never Never Land Boys because they're like the Lost Boys. They're so young at heart and they'll never grow up. So this is a love letter to my Never Never Land Boys, Drew and Ian. You guys are big kids at heart who follow your dreams of pinball land and make your dreams reality pending your wifey's approval. Whether it's starting a pinball podcast or buying new pins that may or may not contain everlasting Gobstopper plungers, limited edition, style to the tune of $12,000, it's time to start playing the lottery, boys. I love you guys so much. We love you too, Laura. Thank you. Sorry, Ryan. That trumps you from last week, man. That was heartfelt. Yeah, I felt it right in my old heart. I'm so proud of you guys and you know you're doing the pinball thing. We don't get too touchy feely on this show but Laura that was awesome. Thank you. You touched and feeled me. Alright. That's good. She's still touching and feeling me. Fans check, hands check. Mailbag, mailbag, hands check. Mailbag! Alright, I wrote mine on a David Hankin which I spilled a drink on already so it's a mess. Dude, I don't even know where that David Hankin came from. We don't even own that. No, that was at the Mexican restaurant. Eric, did you hear that? Ian still had to drink, again. Don't worry, I'll send him with some GSU. I'm going to send him the wrong address on Thursday. You're just making this too easy, Ian. We love you, man. We love you. Do anything right. All right, here we go. Well, you guys were both amazing with your love letters, but since I'm not that creative, here we go. Dear Spinners, I have a question for you. Dear Spinners, I have never been attracted to flat things. I have never been attracted to squares. You have proven me dead wrong. You turn me on. Your speed, your sound effects, and your grace amaze me. I will always appreciate getting ripped with you. Thank you for all the enjoyment you give. Ian. That's it. Awesome. Thank you. All right. That was Love Letters. Love Letters. Remember guys, email us all your love letters at poormanspinball at gmail.com. We will read them on air. Brad, please email us your love letter at poormanspinball at gmail.com. Anyone else who's listening there in podcast land, we, uh, and any other sort of emails you want, we will read them all on air. You know, send us your feedback. Let us know. How we doing? Good or bad? You think we're crazy? That's cool. We'll still talk about it either way. And we've been asking for weeks and you guys don't send us much so now Laura asks, send your emails to Laura. I'm gonna start blowing up your emails if you don't start sending us emails so send me your email and I'll email you. Send us emails what you thought about Laura because we think she's one of the best guests we've ever had and oh thank you Laura that's awesome. My wife only has one speed folks that's why I love her. And that's zoinks! It's Monday night let's get crazy. Wait a second. It's Monday night? That is our mantra here, yep. Alright, so we got Sock Watch. Anything new? I have not seen a sock on Kaneda. No emails. You know, the only thing that came up on Sock Watch this week was... What? Wait, wait, wait. I got to explain it to your wife. Is this like a stiff sock sticking up in a kid's bedroom? Sock Watch? Sock Watch. 2019, honey. Get with the times. I don't know how this became my segment all of a sudden but Drew had a serious issue with a fellow podcaster named Kaneda because every picture that Drew looked at he was wearing normal shoes without any socks. The man doesn't wear socks. I'm pretty sure the guy wears low cut socks but Drew says no socks whatsoever. Time for Mac's The new thing was Zach Meny from Flip N Out Pinball, also the podcast host of This Week in Pinball, likes to message me every time he wears shoes without socks. So, uh, and I saw that picture and I was like, what the fuck am I looking at? Okay, wait a second. Now, maybe if you live in California, he lives in New York, New York, and he wears Gucci. Disney's which turns to be by family and friends at this limited productionジャ Now don't forget to bring in Lance Dad, the show producer- Talk about shoutouts and fans that you've joined us for what it all means. Exodus 169 Chris к heart This consume % he adds a few pre other numbers I this language is an We're done, right? Wrapping it up. Episode 9, baby. Yeah, Episode 9. Oh, Laura, thank you again for being such a spectacular guest. It was great, you guys. Thank you. For being a good host every week. It was fun. It was, oh, it was so much fun. I hope, you know, let's get Kathleen on the show. Let's get crazy. Yes. We need to get... I know we only have three mics, but let's, we'll share a mic. Oh, you guys could... I'd buy another mic. I'd buy another mic for Kathleen if you guys want to come by and have... We're gonna do it. Yeah. . . . . . Did you get those opto boards from Journey to Jack yet? I did and you know what? What? The sad thing is I was having the same problem. No! Yeah! But here's the good news. Wait, for your hobbit? Yeah. So the good news is it hasn't happened in several days. It'll happen again. It will happen again. It's under full warranty. They're going to make it right. Do you need some new fuses? What's going on? I have no idea. You can pinball? Maxim Smetanovic, characteristics of the Zola Petrol Pack benjirittds los ESPN News of the Working Class Top 10 Pre-School Skips We'll figure it out. I think we're going to record two episodes. Oh, shit. Short, too. Oh, my God. Short episodes. And we're going to record one stupid episode and cut it in half. So wait. Yes. But how are you going to release this? We're going to be on vacation. Oh, there's a time release. Yeah, you say I just want to publish this. Technology. That's like connectivity. The future. Connectivity. I love it. Connectivity. Yes. All right. Well, thank you, everybody, for listening. Brad, we really appreciate you. Brad, we love you. Eric, thank you. Ryan, thank you for that bad-ass cold call. My pleasure. Thank you. Ryan, thank you for that bad ass cold call. Mike Dimas, thank you. Yeah, Ryan, tell Sue we're sorry for waking you guys up if we did. You guys probably were cuddling, whispering sweet nothings in your ears. We love ya. Laura, thank you so much for being on our show today. Thank you, you guys. Love you. We really appreciate your time and you were hilarious like usual. And Drew, I love you. I love you too, Ian. Alright. Peace out. Thanks, Canadian brethren. We love you, Canada. Email us, poormanspinball at gmail.com. Follow us on Facebook, Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Tim and Amy. I love it. Oh man. We gotta print that. Put it out there, man. It's done. Stamp it. Seal it. Mailbag! Subtitles by the Amara.org community