Is there anybody in here? Wax? Oh, well, I can't hear you because it takes a second. Four viewers resubscribed while I was away. That should help illuminate things. How are you at Paragon? Awesome. We only have Paragon in town, so... Oh, really? Yeah. Good to know. Heck yeah. What up? Wax, what's going on, buddy? I love you. How are you doing? I love you. Hey, let's have fun tonight. We'll listen. I will. I'll have fun. I promised myself I'd have fun. Raising money for a good cow. Boom. Jada, don't go to the arcade. Stay here with me. What have I tuned in to? We're about to do a charity event here, buddy. Hey, Rocker, what's up, buddy? Hey, Rocker, what's up, buddy? So the only donate link down below the chat should be Big Screamin' Pinball Outreach Project link that you should click on and donate. But we'll get into all that in a minute. Finn Cruel, what's up? You know, let's have some Paragon music while we're waiting. Wait, is there Paragon music? Wait, I need a whole bucket of tokens. Okay, now there's a whole bunch of tokens right there. I'm going to have to be on the credits. Sorry, Pop. Thanks for the tokens. Does this have, like, idle music? I can't remember. Like, if you hit start, is it, like, making a beat? Embryon has music, or you could turn on Radical. Here, let's... I'm lucky to hear Radical. Ooh, that bass. Randy Marshmallows, thanks for the host, man. What's going on? Good evening, Pinheads. What's going on? Tonight's going to be fun, folks, so hold tight. We're waiting for the rest of the bells to show up. Actually, we're waiting for the bells to show up. We have a couple bells here. We have a bell here. there's pizza from Pizza Jerk coming that's going to be awesome whole group of people are going to be swinging by and we're going to raise some cashola and I just got a text from Jessica saying that she's waiting on the last pie can you hear me okay Zoe just walked in ladies and gentlemen she looks a little disheveled angry at me I just, I want to pee in bed. You want to pee in bed? I want to pee in bed. I went skiing today. I was lost at 6 a.m. and everything in my body hurt. So, but your legs aren't broken. They're not broken. I was concerned that Zoe was going to break her legs and we would be without a person to let us in and out of pop. So if you're unfamiliar, ladies and gentlemen, the former women's world champion Zoe Brable in the house. the Pinball Outreach Project folks in Portland, Oregon. This is their new location that they've been in for a few months. And it's pretty rad in here, I've got to say. They've got some very interesting games. Some I haven't played before. They have a freaking beat-the-clock lady luck. Actually, let me switch over to this camera so you can see what we're looking at here. Look at this. Look at that. Look at the beauty of this. I got a camera that's too tight for anything. There we go. Heck yeah, Bill. What up, Todd? Good to see you. Yeah, we're posted up on Eldorado City of Gold, but we're going to be playing Ballyparagon and Ballyembryon tonight. We got Magic, Grand Prix, World Cup Soccer, Beat the Clock, Lady Luck, Radical, which is a personal favorite of mine, Volley, which no one really cares about. Hey! We have a Harlem Globetrotters, which is an amazing pin, and an Ice Fever, actually, that I've never played before. There's also a Spider-Man Vault Edition that we've moved out of the way temporarily to make some room. It's going to be great. But, folks, if you look at the setup here, what you're going to see is the amount that we've raised so far, the most recent and top donators up there we are here to raise money for the Pinball Outreach Project so I encourage you all there's a Dick White bar down below with a bunch of pop logos all over it click that, donate money if it's a dollar, if it's ten dollars if you're feeling generous and you've got a grand sitting around donate that, tonight is going to be rad we're just finishing getting set up here and we're going to be ready to kick it By the way, also, Pimble, what is it, the Pimble Arcade just put out a vote if the next game should be Paragon or Embryon, which is weird that these games are sitting right next to each other. So go check them out. We'll see how it goes. Got to sing for the hosts. What's up, JD? Paragon, hell yeah. Yeah, Paragon's going to be pretty dope. We should turn down the brightness just a scooch. Please don't go on automatic. All right. I'm rocking a Fails and Shine shirt today, ladies and gentlemen. Sun Melbina, what's going on? Let's drop this camera down a little bit since I am super tall. Maybe a little bit more. Yeah, that's fine. Hello, Pinball. What's up? Pop Pinball Outreach Project in the chat room. they're also going to be in chat periodically answering some questions that we may miss our chat is located to the left here so everyone's going to be able to jump in and see yo the etc has already donated $50 and we haven't done anything yet donate to kids indeed me etc I love you buddy thank you so much that is humongous me etc I'll send you those photos you asked for you know what I'm talking about We're going to keep the stream clean tonight, by the way, ladies and gentlemen, and if you're a frequent viewer of this show, you know I like to have fun and party a little bit, but we are going to just be cool tonight and have fun and high-five each other a lot and drink soda, and it's going to be fantastic. We've already got high-fives flying in here, folks. Cup, wax, no cup, buddy. Oh, wow, this machine I've not seen in a very long time. So here's what's awesome. We have a Valley Paragon here. If you folks are unfamiliar with this game, there's going to be a lot of very knowledgeable ladies here that are going to show you how to blow this thing up. I kind of suck at this game, so that's going to be fun to battle. I actually really suck at this game. But this is a wide-body machine. That's why we're sort of zoomed out. Hold on, pizza. We are live. Why don't you give the pizza jerk a little shout into the camera if you want. Thank you, Pizza Jerk, for donating the pies for tonight's event. Pizza! I Heart Pillow Pants donated $15. I love your name. I love your name. And we got pizza. So there's a pizza place just around the corner from here called Pizza Jerk. And they were kind enough to donate some pies for all the people that are going to be here battling and flexing the muscles. And it's going to be rad. I heart pillow pants. Thank you so much. I love you. Tonight's going to be incredible, folks. Let me tell you. What do we got here? Oh, thank you, Wolf. So I think what we're going to do is just give it one more minute. By a minute, I mean like five minutes. We're going to wait for some more bells to show up here. Fashionably late. Fashionably late. There you go. Jessica, dropping some knowledge. Mount Pizza. The pizza, I haven't had it yet, but since I've been in Portland, and I've been here now for two or three days, I've had pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every single day. I haven't eaten anything but that. And now there's more pizza here. So this is going to be incredible. It's a lot of pizza. One request I will ask you folks, outside of opening your hearts and wallets, if you will, is to help spread the word that this stream's going on right now. Take the link to the stream, and maybe take the donation link if you want to just do it direct. Spread that stuff. Go on freaking tilt forums, Pinside, Reddit. Throw it on Twitter, Facebook, whatever you want to do. Are you in a creepy forum about pizza? Tell them we got pizzas here to donate. You know, this is for a good cause for kids. There's a lot of other good food in Portland. Boomer, I haven't had it. So, like, where do you eat in Portland? At restaurants. At restaurants? Everyone seems to be completely afraid of the microphone and camera, and they don't want to be over here. You're welcome to come over here. Where is your... I don't have it. May I put it for you in the car, if you want it? I can put on my Ruth Bader Ginsburg thingy. Is that going to be good enough? I'm sorry. They're all dirty. I don't do that. The Bells gave me a really awesome Bells shirt made by the folks at Free Gold Watch. Designed by the folks at Free Gold Watch? Designed by the folks at Free Gold Watch. It's pretty rad. This is Sea Witch, if I remember correctly. The entire play field is on the back of this shirt. And it's super dope. Boxer Ramen, Pine State Biscuits. biscuits, Tasty and Sons, McMinimins, oh, I guess we don't go there. Thank you for all your help, and I'm sorry you're not sticking around, buddy. We'll battle again soon. All right, we got this. Tasty and Sons. For great Peruvian food? All right, let's keep it on the pinballs here. So while we wait for everyone else to show up, and there's going to be greasy fingers on every single machine here, I think we should get a few games going. Here's how tonight is going to work. So there's going to be, from what I gather, how many people do you think are going to be here? Five? Twenty? Seven? Somewhere in between those. Okay. So we're going to play some good head-to-head games on Paragon and Embryon. And I think towards the end of the stream, we do have a camera sort of focused on the room. We might try doing a few gauntlet games, which are fun. You just pick a small score on every game and see how quickly you can get through all of them. It's pretty rad. If you guys have any recommendations, feel free to put those recommendations with a donation in the chat, and we'll be ready to take those recommendations. The 5X Lancer's out. No, it's the camera. It actually is out. That's fine. We'll have to believe that it's lit at all times, I think is where we're going to have to go with this. Also, the R is out. Typically on any game we play that has an R on it, it is out. That is terrifying how that is happening right now. So is this special near the scoop? Oh, you're fine, guys. Don't sweat it. Well, the Upside Down 4 is my favorite. Heck yeah. I also encourage you folks to look up Pimble Outreach Project. We've got some of their social media information here. Check them out. If you're in Portland, come on down here. These games are awesome. Every single game I've played here is in great working order, which is hard to find when you go to a place that has this many games. The beat the clock here. Bowen rolled this thing three times when he was here last. It's out of control. It is out of control. So I guess without further ado, let's do this. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is Saturday. We usually don't stream on a Saturday, but today is a special occasion, and it's going to be dope. Gory Rory donated $20. I was going to donate bits, but dollars are better. Donate to kids. Gory, thank you so much, man. This is all awesome. You're all incredible. We need, I think what we need is a, you can find Pimble Outreach Project. It's everywhere. I was going to say maybe we'd put like a link in chat. If Pimble Outreach Project wants to post any links, that would be great. We've been there for two years. Oh, I thought this was a new location. Right on. It is a new location. Okay. The old headquarters was on Fremont. Oh, right on, right on. This is our second location. Lady Luck. Oh, there you go. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, Pimbalash, feel free to post any links to anything, like your Facebook, Twitter, whatever you feel the need to post. We're going to be periodically talking about pop, but we're also going to be battling, and it's going to be dope. So let's just get into this and start banging around. I think I would love something, a beverage, that ginger ale. I would love that ginger ale over there. Do you want cheese or pepperoni or eggplant? I will do without pizza for the moment. I had a very delicious Reuben before I came here. Yeah. Guys, this whole stream is going to be food talk, right? There is no pinball. What are you talking about? So, um... Gator Taters? What? Gator Taters? I'll come take this in the area. Alright, let me load up some tokens here. By the way, Pop is run off of a token-based system that got some really cool tokens here. You help run Pop? Oh, nice. Oh, dude. Yeah. Dude. Freaking... Hey, rockers, are you who are... Yeah, I know who you are. It's Greg. Hi, Greg. Zoe says, hi, Greg. Hi, Greg. Hey, Greg. All right, so for the microphone ladies, you can talk as loud as you want, right? But the closer you get to this, just try to drop the octaves a little bit. You can get, like, real deep and rumbly when you're right here. That's when it starts sounding good. Hey, hey! I'm ready! Alright, let's get a game of Paragon going here. Uno, dos. Dos? Dos, got it. Tres. Cuatro. Alright, we're ready to battle. There's four of us here. And we're going to go. So I'm going to let Justin go first. and um ladies you're more than welcome to hang about and heckle me heckle everyone the real wobbly chair what's going on buddy good to see you oh I thought you were saying the chair is wobbly the chair is wobbly quince donated five dollars quince you're a freaking good thank you buddy I love you and I'm in love with you this is a little awkward no is that because you're too alone No, she's going to get it. She's going to get it. All right. I'm full of fill-up. I'm over here. So I'm going to tweet that we are also live. Internet, I need you all to smile for me. This is going to be an awesome photo. You guys aren't smiling. Guys. Internet, I need you to freaking smile for this photo, please. Here we go. You ready? Ready? Three, two, one. Got it? You're taking forever. There you go. Actually, I have the terrible photo. Cool. Who would like to go second? Not Joey with the mouth full of pizza. I'll go second. Sure. If you want to, feel free to introduce yourself to the internet here. I'm Holly. Hi. This is Holly. There's a lot of cameras here. She likes pizza. So really, the only camera looking at you is this guy. Yeah. Cool. Hello. So you have to rotate the cameras down. I am super tall. Simon, no, it's ableist. I haven't played Paragon in a while. Yeah, Paragon sort of most of my clubs. So there's also information. You can look up the bells and chimes also on the dinner webs. There's a lot of chapters now. How many Bells chapters are there now? Oh, my gosh. They want to do Denver, Portland, Portland, Arizona, Chicago, Chicago. Nope, that would be God-awful. So, yeah, there's roughly ten chapters of Bells and Chimes. If you're interested in joining, reach out. And if there isn't a Bells and Chimes in your area, freaking start one. You know, they have awesome shirts. I got a red patch. Here, Montreal has one. There you go. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along. Uh, Zoe? Okay, the often shirts that I'm not currently wearing. I literally don't do laundry. You don't do shirts? I don't do shirts. I mean, I wear them. Pericone is bizarre. It's not for me. So, mostly what we want to do is try and go for a... Don't do that at the time. Yeah. And the bonus walks in at 20. Come on, buddy. Oh, the beast. No. Taylor Kelly donated $20 to the Clippers and Buns. What a boss. Those are two things. Those are two things that don't go together well, ladies and gentlemen. All right. Let's see what is happening here. So Zoe said to start going for these drop targets here. It looks like you knock them down and they start. It's like a multiple. Oh, it's a bonus X. Got it. And then what does the saucer in the back do? Is that just like 5K even? Oh, the one in the back? Yeah, this cat here. I mean, get to it. I'll get to it and figure it out. I like that. I like that. Hey, Jackie Chan, what's up, everybody? Internet, thank you so much for being here. I love you guys. Tonight's going to be fun. We're just getting it started as people start rolling in. The pizza's here. We got soda. And we got pinball. And we're playing two ridiculous yet amazing Y-bodies tonight. Hey, hey. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Internet, I'm not getting out of here alive. All right. We... Okay, we knocked one down. I am terrible at this game. All right. Just kind of keep your job. Oh, you're more terrible than I am. That's sweet. Oh, we got love here. We got love, Jack, love, love, and B and C. I'll keep going. I love you, buddy. I love you. The people are going in. And this machine takes me back. My clothes looks awesome. I'm going to make the face cam a little brighter here so that we're looking good. All right. Maybe I'll get something. Maybe I can get something. I believe in you. All right. Not to sink your targets down. All right. CKY, thank you so much for the host. Internet, I also encourage you to, there's a button down below the screen. You're looking at the video here. Down below, there should be a little button that says host. click that so that people that would normally be watching you are watching this event. This is great. This is awesome. There's no alcohol, third-dip, pop, dip, water, and non-sugar drinks. There you go. Yeah, I was not. I was definitely going to play with it. Yeah. So there's non-sugar drinks and non-sugar drinks. Sweet tooth. Oh, and coffee. Oh, you got the coffee here? Yeah. Oh, okay. Coffee and tea for the eight-year-old. Alright, looks like Zoe's going for her drop targets. I'm also just trying to spell Paragon, because each time you landed in that top, you get a letter. On the top, right? Yeah, right over here. So, when you're shooting for these drop targets, do you like to use, which of these flippers are you using primarily? Because I found like I was hitting them pretty well off the tip of this guy. The upper flipper tends to have the right angle on this particular machine, but it totally depends. Rock and roll. Alright, let's see what we got. Alright, Internet, cross your fingers. Have a coffee, Jack. Okay, I will. I will help myself to a good old cup of beer. Give me the Golden Cliffs, Internet. Also, Internet, if you have any pointers on the games that we play that we may have been missing, please feel free to speak up. Oh, that's a shot, apparently. That was beautiful. I always use the lower one. Really? Okay. Oh, the beast. And we're back. And we're screwed. Oh my god. This pop bumper drained me in the right outline. Thank you, buddy. You're a trooper. What a boss. I'm broken, my bud. I don't like the upper flipper because it's less likely to return the ball back to the right. Okay. They tap from left to right on the team super easily. Alright, hey, Rocker. Cool. you know that's a good point I think we'll also show off some flipper mechanics and stuff like that if you folks are unfamiliar with things like cat passing and post transfers and all that fun stuff the ever vigilant dead flip where you literally don't do anything are you saying that to me for a reason? no no you get to do whatever you want you need a death flip there's some pretzels too which might help ok Thank you. Oh, crap, Shinbo, that's the wrong donate link. Thanks, man. I will update that in a second. All right. I will update that in a second. You are the man. Thank you. By the way, any sub-notifications for the channel will not be going through. Will not be showing up. All right, donate. Here we go. Did you break everything? No, I'm just updating the donate link so that it... There we go. Got it. Type it again. Nerds, I love you. Thanks, etc. All right. There's the link, folks. There's the link. Let's keep this donate train a-rollin'. As more people get in here, I'm sure it's going to get louder and more unruly, and I'm excited for this. I feel like you're the unruly one. Well, then, listen, guys, I can't carry this. You can't be the only one partying. I can't be the only one partying. Everyone just needs to go get a sugar-free Red Bull. um redfold.com we have already raised $120 and we've been on for not very long thanks internet internet you guys are incredible woo the second drop target the third drop target the third one oh so you went you went lower flipper there yeah you ran it up you landed me You said you were not a clipper. I adjusted. You lied to me. You're not very personally, Jack, just because I'm beating you. I'm good. I'm very good. Listen to me, too. Do you? Pleasure to meet you. Boom, $50. This is Shinma with $60. Donate to get in. Shinma, I freaking love you, buddy. Well, I'm not saying donating more money means I'm going to make out with you, but I'm not saying that either. I'm not, not saying that. Come on, come on, come on. So Spelling Paragon does class. Oh, like saucer thing. values. Sorry, I'll let you play. Yo, yo, I blew a duck. Mr. Crunchberry with $25. Cool stuff. I love you, buddy. I love you. Internet, everybody is afraid to be on camera right now. It looks like it's just me and Zoe hanging out by ourselves. Ha! Oh, my God! Oh, no! I'm so sorry! No, like a flock of birds, I believe is what it is. Like, what is a giant collection of birds called? I believe that's a flock. I thought it was a school, but that's fish. Kelly Paragon did the special, I think. Also, there's a wizard mode in this game? There's not a wizard mode. Holy farts! Dude, you have three... Internet, I can't count. You've got a three in your name. All right. I just got a letter, so Paragon. Zoe, you had one job, buddy. Okay. You said tap. Oh, man. That ball just would not come to a rest. What is going on right now, buddy? All right. Late, late, late. No. All right. Great. Max, what's up? Into Paragon again. Folks, the two games we're playing tonight, as I mentioned before, may seem familiar because these are the two games that Pimbal Arcade are having a vote on which game is going to be next. I believe for Season 7. And it just so happens that Pimbal Arcade Project has these two games side by side. It's pretty rad. Alright, here we go. So we're going to try what's called a tap pass. What a tap pass is, is gently, everyone does it differently, but you're gently tapping the flipper. You see how that flipper's hardly moving? What that allows you to do is when you let the flipper down, if you do a gentle little tap, the ball just goes boop and pops over to the other flipper. It's great on older games to transfer the ball back and forth, especially when you can't do a post-transfer. Now, everyone does it differently. I think Bowen uses his palm. I used to, like, recess my finger to, like, hit it a certain way. Yo, Todd with the freaking $25. Thank you so much for your donation, buddy. I'm in love with you, bud. All right, here we go. So we're going to try to tap pass and try to hit this over here. Oh, my goodness. I mean, I screwed up the shot, but it worked. So we're going to do it on play. I did it. I did it wrong. Yes, farts. Thank you. We're yelling farts today. Zoe freaking takes it out. What a boss. Here's what we're going to do, Zoe. I'm going to make you go first. But we should get some new blood in here. You're eating corn. That's fine. You know what? It's a pizza party. You want some? I might actually want some corn. Did you just figure out some way to get like $100 for a cob of corn? Here's the deal. Wait, someone just donated $100. Hip Smart, we were just coming up with something to do with $100. Hip Smart, what would you like me to do with a half a cob of corn? All right? You tell me what's going to happen and we'll figure it out. Kevin DDR, thank you for the host, man. I love you, buddy. Bye, Kevin. You like Kevin, too. Kevin's great. Kevin's awesome. He's all right. HitSmart, you're amazing. I love you. How about that corn dog? We'll get that corn dog. We'll get that corn dog. A half a cow of corn sounds like a hat. Sounds like a hat. Like putting it on my head? Listen, it's for a good cause. I'm going to eat it, though. Before or after you put it on your head? Like do you eat the corn off of it and then put the hog on your head? I think I will eat the corn first, and then I will put it on my head. So, Zoe, why don't you find who you're going to challenge and bring them over here. That sounds too competitive. No, okay, let me do it. I would love for you to battle, Zoe. It's going to be fun. You don't have to battle. We don't have to play a game. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Battle is a community, not competition. Yeah. We don't actually keep track of scores in battle. Could we just, like, put a postcard over the door? We're not battling each other. We're belting each other. Yes. We're looking for some friends. Haley, you have to come, too. Yay! Haley. I'm not going to watch with my corn. Maybe I'll keep the corn behind us. What's going on, buddy? And the corn. And the cord's coming. I'm not battling in this one, folks. I got my butt in it. No, you have to. There's been a lot of... It's just the cord. Oh, Gary's kind of into eating corks. It's just the cord. That is not a... No, this is my own chapter right now. Fuck. Ooh, corks. Yeah, I'm real bad at this. Wow. Who would like to go second? Hayley does. Hayley! How did you know the hand was... I'm about to show you how to play the Paragon. No pray. Good mom, love you. Yeah, crush bird. We're all talking about birds over here. Don't even sweat it. I think I didn't get to the end of that second. Okay. Oh, no! Oh, you're beating me. Nice. Scissor flippers always get the best of me, for sure. Getting scissors. Getting scissors. No. I'm so bad at game time. Zoe's allowed to come play, but someone has to keep her hand over her mouth. If someone donates money, I will play with someone's hand. There you go. You heard it, folks, but you may not have heard it. That owl is hungry, but you're killing her. All right, let's see what we got here. Hungry for pizza from Pizza Jack. All right, I want some paragon letters, please. Please, no. Oh, please. Please. So when I'm saving a ball, someone pointed out that I do a stance that looks like I'm a dog peeing on something. Like my leg goes up and I start jumping around. Oh, so it's a pinball. Yeah. Good. Well, we saw you do it, and we're like, That's some pro stuff. That's some next-level saving right there. Have you played a bunch of pinball last night? Heck yeah. You should always be playing pinball, isn't it? Let's go. All right. Oh. Oh. This game... Zoe's unsure if she's allowed to be here right now. Dang. I don't know if you folks noticed, I almost scissored, but was able to drop the flipper in time to catch it. With a little tapping, it seemed to walk it back out. Bell's Pinball PDX in chat. Oh, hey, good luck. Wet butt disease, thanks for the $5, dude. Pinball donation from a buck. What a buck. I love you, man. I love you. Internet. Keep that train rolling. Here's what we're trying to do. Raise money. First, kids. I tried to dead flip, and I did not dead flip. Thanks for letting me come do this, guys. If you eat corn, okay. Mary, thank you so much for the corn. Oh, yeah, you're welcome. Oh, no! Oh, no! There's been corn in a thing with poop in it. So, what people are saying here at the WC is that it's going to get a lot of people. Oh crap, I still didn't tweet that we're live. Son of a gun. We are live. No! Alright, what do we got here? Um, we have one pair of gum lettuce, I'm terrible. Jack cracked corn and he don't care. Wow, guys. Wow, guys. I didn't mean it. Oh, we're done. The Beast Slayer, man, come on. You have a soft spot for early, you saw the secret scenes like this? Dr. Fatcake, this game is fun. Dr. Fatcake should come visit because there's a bunch of other lovely old solid states in this location. No, but it honestly, I think, showcases a bigger why than Swords of Fury. Yeah. Swords of Fun. Swords of Fun. Pinball, I'll drink. Brother. She fell. So, Internet, the link to donate is down below, or you can type exclamation point donate in chat. Yes. I don't know what's happening. Internet, I just tweeted a tweet. Can you tweet that tweet? The beat? Unforgiving. But you climbed that hill. So does the Pop Bumper and Beast Slayer, does it give a lot of points because it's going to screw you? Like, are you actually getting paid really well for that? You're not getting paid really well, but you can use it to get it back out. Okay. I would imagine they would make that worth a lot of points because you're done, essentially, but maybe not. No! This is... All right. Let's see what we got. Hey Rocker, I'm sorry buddy You know what I'm going to do, hey Rocker I'm going to make you a mod so you can type whatever the crap you want in chat Just keep it clean Alright, so hey Rocker, you're allowed to say whatever you want in chat now, buddy GA Pinball is now hosting you, thank you buddy Alright, so here's what we're going to do Paragon letters, never mind I mean yes, paragon letters So we're up to par Hopefully No, mom All the mouth noises are not saving this ball Alright, here we go The golden Oh, it came back out Oh my I want to give a big shout out to Tim Barber's topic for having me out here and for the bells of PBX to have me out here. Everyone seems to be having a pretty solid time. Yeah, folks, we're here raising money for a good cause, so please open up your hearts. Donate what you can. This place is amazing. Doing awesome things. And I'm going to need someone to donate like $500 right now. Just do it. You know? It's like, why not? You know? It's like, why wouldn't you do that, though? Oh, right. Bank balance. Do it. Paragon, I think. Oh, I need one more? No. Son of a... But I am consistently getting this score over and over again. That's because you're moving at thousands of points from your last score. Nice flipper stage. Pins were... Yeah. You had 147 last time? I did a flipper stage, which was weird, where I got only the bottom flipper to go if you were like half flipping this, but then it like slowly went away. It's like a dual action flipper or something. So, uh, I'm sending this one out. Who would like to go? Oh, what? Yeah! Cool one! Cool one! Cool one! It's like a revenge game. I think it's like the worst game ever. Yeah. Let me, uh, let me throw this back at the tokens. Revenge game! So, if you folks have any requests on how to play, like random games we could play, if you want to see someone play one-handed, if you want to see someone play blindfolded, anything like that, donate and we will follow accordingly. Just keep it clean. It'll be fun. Let's go. If you want personal video messages from me, I will Snapchat you whatever you want. Within the bounds of whatever Zoe's about to say. Don't say even though it is there. Stage flipping shouldn't actually work on Paragon. I think it just, it eventually stopped working, so I think it was just something weird. Yeah, you see that? Yeah, it's cool. Fine, yeah. That's how it should act. If you activate in the middle, it's both, and on the side, it's one. We need the flipper cam. I don't... Wait, I'm sorry, football fan. I need... Oh, you want to see the hands? Yeah. I don't know. It's fine. Oh, I almost said a thing, and then I decided not to say it because I am not allowed to talk. Good job, Zoe. Zoe, can you sing us a song? Maybe. You must be from Portland. Do it, Mary. All right, Mary. Mary's about to tear you guys apart. Just showing the hands. With dance moves. It's going to be a pretty clean move. Relating to PBS or Great Plains, how's that? These are weird. This is why it's not even really awkward. It's like hugging a shell for you king bear. If you're sitting on your short, it's like... I would like to know what that's like. When you... I'll tell you, I have a lot of scars on my head from getting stuff that you could not be getting with your head. Well, you puff your hair up extra so you have more to go. It's like a warning when I feel that I'm like, get that out. Stop, stop, dangerous. Hi Zoe, Emily is watching with me. Hi! Hey! It's dangerous for me to be so near cranes. I like Zoe. She's looking forward to her t-shirt. right on. Oh, what kind of that's a good, yeah, that's a good one. Ow! I missed the flipper, no, no. This is death, uh, no, what, what did these, no drinking tonight, buddy, we're keeping it clean. I'm sitting this one out. No, you're not. Son of a guy. Very close. All right. Holy crap. I know. Mary is in the lead by 90 point. Alright, Internet. In exactly 15 minutes, I'm going to announce something, and I fully expect a plethora of donations to roll in. Alright? So, hold tight. Oh, Jack, you should try and get exactly $14,000 just to be in the cool kids' club. I think I need to. Hold on. Okay, what do I gotta do? Move up! Oh, you're gonna get close. What's the bonus on this game? Right there. So now you're, yeah, you already beat it. Frickin' boom! I'm not even so good at pinball. Nope, watch this. I was going to tilt, but I don't want to be that guy. Well, also, I shouldn't say this so that people can hear it, but I don't really have that much of a tilt. Oh, guys, come to Pop where the tilts are loose. We got this. That's why I can see the wide body in my dress. Right? I don't have the upper body. We're at a location I want to see their games list. Dr. Fat Cake, we have an Eldorado city of gold. Ballyparagon, Ballyembryon, Stern Magic, which is an awesome game. We have a Williams Grand Prix, another amazing game. One of my favorites, World Cup Soccer 94. We have a Beat the Clock, which I have only played here. A Lady Luck, which I have only played here. They have a Ballyradical, which you guys know is one of my favorites. We have a Volley. Behind us we have a Harlem Globetrotters, an Ice Keeper, which I've never seen. It's a Premier. And a Stern Spider-Man Vault Edition. Oh, and we're also sitting on a Take Five cocktail machine. Non-functional? Which is fully functional. Fully functional. I think eating corn is what... Have you seen... You're not eating enough corn. Listen, everyone's got to have a gimmick, and I think you found yours. Is that girl that eats corn all the time? No, it's a lady that eats corn all the time, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, so Zoe's going for it. I don't know if you can eat corn and... But you know what, I think you're able to get a big enough bite on the cob to just hold it in your mouth while you're playing. Unlike pizza, which would just slowly start sliding onto your clothing. Take five doesn't work, it's just a cool table? It definitely is a cool table. It's got a dude waxing down the bar for the advanced bonus. That was a great save. Oh my gosh. Sounds like I'm really playing hip hop. Can you start making fake noise and playing? I'm going to click this, but then it's going to be great. What's going to happen? We'll never know. I don't know. I didn't know it was good. The internet. Why was it exactly ten minutes down the road? Oh, crap. Pretty soon. I got it, but at least two. Karma Tornado, thank you for the sub. I love you. Welcome to the league your amazing That was you know what bravo That means there a clap on its own I get a clap for a good game and I get a clap for not I didn't say a bad word! Let's put some butts up, everybody. That was a good bonus, too. Most of our games are on lower terms of the local community. That's awesome. Let's go, Internet, let's go. Internet is gold. Oh, no, not that. Rule number one. Rule number one. It was Phil. There you go. Better than I will. Just looked at it. Yay, Tater's Ballad. I'm not going to cheer for myself. So I was just going to give Mary and the internet a quick rundown of these roles. So your bonus is tracked here. You're building your bonus. It locks in at 20,000, 30,000, and 40,000, meaning that if you get over 20,000 bonus on ball one, your 20 will stay lit and you'll have it for the entire rest of the game. That's good. So on ball one, you want to kind of focus on locking in some bonus. Bonus X, this one is not a bonus X, but the next is where you are. The Valley of Demons. The Valley of Demons. And then spelling Paragon, you get into the saucer, and that gives you a letter at a time. And then once you spell Paragon, hitting it one more time, you get special and a bunch of points. So I would say focusing on these two is probably the way to go. Thank you. Okay, how do we roll over? Like, how do we get these bonuses to light up? Stuff. You know, like in pinball, if you're hitting things, you're probably building your bonus. The spinner. Here. Just dinner advances bonus when lit. That's an actual concrete answer. Okay, great. It does. It does. Whatever's lit, in general. I wonder if the... You can see reflections off it, so I'd say no. What are you talking about? Is the glass off? No, the glass is still there, guys. Why? Well, it looks like it's going to break down. Well, thanks, friend Paul. Friend Paul is pretty cool. I met him at Football Peaks in Michigan. I need to travel more. I don't have any... Oh, you tilted it! You managed to tilt. I haven't tilted a machine in like eight months. You're just proving a point to yourself. You're like, I got it in me. We're gonna... Who is player one? It's me. What are you doing? I was playing pinball while you were talking about butts. Listen, I... Fine. internet stop talking about that we have pinball to play all right after this game's over I got a little announcing a little announcement no that work bounce bounce oh that didn't work here we go here we go yes Okay, um, how are we going to do this? Halfway? That actually did the thing. Talking about the... Oh, I hit that. Get out of here. Please. Who doesn't love Tommy? All the bucks. Say hi to me. Ron 1982. Hi to me. Do you have a musical where people are on roller skates? What's it called? It's called Starlight Express, and it's actually about trains, but everyone in the cast is wearing roller skates. It's an Amber Lloyd Webber musical from the 80s, so you know what happens in the 80s. Pins roll. Thank you for that $10 donation from Emily and Dr. J. Aw, thanks, guys. Emily! Emily! Emily! I'll go with Tom and Mary. They're doing videos now, can you give them a call? I'm delivering an excitement for your announcement, Dr. Ben. There's a bespoke theater for Starlight Express in Germany. Huh. So a theater that's specifically built for Starlight Express. Starlight Express. I love whoever. Pinball, Jared, Johnny, the $5 cents, those are for Danielle. Jackson, on the other hand, is a dill. Me? Thanks, guys. Hey. Mary, you're up. Come on. Zoe is just scrumping. She is. Yeah, yeah. Corn, dance. Your pinball is a nice PRN. Corn, corn, corn. It's good enough treading for now. Never not. Oh, no. That's my fish. I tried in the night. I forgot all about that. I did it terribly. Are you between the flippers? Yeah, I tried to catch it. It is so tough to, like, because you'll find yourself, once you're, like, over aware of that, you're, like, not flipping at all and just draining for no reason. There we go. What? How good are you? Wait. Embryon doesn't have that. No, we're good. Embryon's just got the weird... Weird layout. Yeah. I'm excited. I only played Embryon once, though. I'm really excited to play it tonight. There we go. All right. You're treating me okay right now. Right now. You're doing all right. All right. Give it that point. Whoo! Hey Rocker, yeah, this is going to be fun. Oh! Oh God! Oh, good. Oh, God. Oh, but it's in the night. Holy crap. Oh, God. I think that went out, yeah. I'll just kill him. And any time I get to heckle Jack, I say, okay, thanks, pinball. I appreciate it. Sorry. Stop. No. I don't know. Oh no! It's the best snow I've ever got! Hey! Woo! Zoe changed shoes! I know, I heard it. Hey, Jack the R's up. I know, snowboarder. How absolutely ridiculous is that? Alright, here we go. Getting my butt whooped here, kiddos. What can we do? Get a letter. Awesome. Give me another one. Or drink. Awesome. Or drink. Awesome. Solid score. All right, here's what I wanted to say. First off, go follow all of Pinball Outreach Project's social media. That is all the links right there. And number two, I'm going to say everyone that has and everyone that is going to donate $50 or more tonight is getting a set of these deadlift butt pins that Double Danger made. What you're going to do is, if you have donated $50 or more, I want you to send me a message on Twitter, Facebook, here on Twitch, whatever you want. If you've donated $50 or more, this is yours. If you're going to, you know what to look out for. We got this. Okay, so let's keep this train rolling. So I think we're going to play a few more games of this, and then we're going to swing over and play some Embryon. When we do the transfer over to Embryon, it's going to take maybe one minute and 23 seconds to get everything set up. We're not going to go down. I just got to seriously flip a camera, and we're going to be good. But who would like to go? I think Jessica has not played in a while. We should do a challenge. We should do a challenge. Okay. How about this? You know what I like to do on a game like this is play the... Oh, camera. What I like to do on a game like this... and play the Price is Right rules where we cover up the scores, we pick a score that you need to shoot for, the closest without going over after three balls wins. So there might be some strategic draining and tilting going on. It works out really well. And it's a massive pain in the butt because you're doing a lot of math in your head. So let's see. If you guys are into that, unless you have something else you'd like to try. All right, we got some tape. I think maybe... What did you call me? Mystery Falls. 100K. Should we go? No, 100K is a little much. I'd say we go for... What's been the average? 50? I think 50 is good. I was going to say 30. That would have been better. so that you have to be strategic with what you're shooting for. Oh, beautiful. Good idea. 300K. Closest without going over, 300K. I think that's been hit once tonight by Zoe here. I mean, it's still valid. Twice. Sorry, KB. We already got him, well outreach, thank you very much. I'm at 147K, am I winning? It's here. Whoa, whoa. What happened? Somebody sees me. What? I mean. I see you. It's literally. It's so neat. I'm going to win. Yeah. Go win. Ah! I'm going to do some Facebook Live stuff to try to get some people in here real quick. Oh, this is going to be fun. All right. One, two, three, four. All right. So. Yeah. What score do you think we could all achieve but we don't want to go over? Imagine it was like your fourth meeting of bells, drain regularly. I think everybody said it would be like 20. I think 20's been a good number to hit. I think everyone's gotten more than 20. So let's shoot for 30. Yeah. Because people will go over 30, and 30 will also be, that seems like a nice cap. So let's, Jessica, why don't you show us how it's done? Do it. So you get three balls. Here's how this works. Obviously you see that we've covered up the scores. What we're gonna do is You're trying to play to 30,000 so you need to sort of know in your head like alright I hit that target for 5k or you know this whatever the heck this is worth But really it's gonna be kind of winging it because I feel like this game just gives you points However, the hell it wants to give you points Well I have no idea how many points everything is This is gonna be great! You got 30,000 points! This will be fantastic! Cool! Facebook Live, let's go! You would like to access my camera? Sure. My microphone. Okay. Describe your video. Fun. Return. Go live. Who knows, does he? Hey Internet! What's going on? We're at the Pinball Outreach Project. playing pinball, gravy money, core pop, and it's going to be awesome. We're streaming live on Twitch right now, so I encourage you to go over to twitch.tv forward slash dead underscore clip. We're currently playing on Paragon. No, sorry. We're currently playing on Paragon where we're playing Price is Right rules. So, closest to 30,000 points on Paragon without going over. It's going to be fun. Who would like to be number two? I think Mary would. I'm already here. Mary is going to be number two. Let's flip this over. Here we go. You'll see we've covered up the stores. So, we're just trying to see who can get to what after three balls. There's going to be some strategic draining and some strategic possible tilting. It's getting a little tough to joke, but I think we'll figure it out. Number three. Holly. Yeah. Or Holly. We're here to help. With the bells and chimes of PDX, they were gracious enough to invite me over to stream this awesome event, and I think you should get in here and start donating. A little promise I've made you, folks, is every $50 donation or more, you're going to get... I played good, but I just did not play so... Once you've donated, send me your information on Facebook, Twitter, whatever, privately. Please, privately. And we'll get those things out to you. I love you. Twitch.tv, 4 slash, dead underscore, flip. Let's go. Are you player four? Yeah. All right. What are we looking for, 30k? I'm being mocked right now for loving the internet. Alright, I'll see you over there guys, let's go. Blah. How do I stop screaming? It was like lost. I finished it. My phone was over the finish line. I don't really care that much. Yay, Zoe's back! Alright, Jessica, what do you got? She doesn't know. That's the point. I know. You look like you have some score. Eight score. Eight score. Eight scores. I have a variety of numbers. So, Jessica, where do you think you're at right now? Because you have a lot of paragon letters, right? I have no idea. You have a lot of paragon letters. That shot, what was that shot worth? your bonus is like 17 18 thousand points I'm just saying like okay I'm not telling you to do it if you lose it's my fault I mean that's literally the definition of fault it's super fun alright player two this table looks dope it's really fun it's really fun internet if you folks are subscribing to me I love you so much thank you but we're here to raise some money for pop So let's do this. Player two. Mary steps up to the plate. Can she do it? Can I do it? You're not getting out of it. Did you reveal the Raspberry Pi thing yet? No, but that's coming very soon. Spoiler. Oh, no. No. Spoiler. I agree. I have like 2,000 points. I can't wait to pull these things off, but we're going to ask what you think your score is before we reveal the score. Good idea. All right, buddy, you got this. Take it home. Hey, what? This is ridiculous. All right. How about you? My mom. Oh, yeah. I don't want to do anymore. Okay, okay. Raspberry pie would be awesome for his traveling setup. Now, the Raspberry Pi is for a secret thing that's going to be awesome, but you guys probably know what it is already. I have no idea what it is, but I have. That's the point. So much. Oh, you're like, I hit a 2x thing? No, I didn't hit a 2x thing, because the first target did not do anything for bonus x. I just thought it did. So the first target's just there to troll you. Yeah, the first target gets points, but no bonus x. Oh. Yeah. It's like on Harlem Globetrotters, but that was similar. Right. Like, dummy target. Okay. Yeah. Okay, but I think I'm already there. Well, I just, you know, I mean. I like it. No, that was. Yeah. You know what? That was not, I did not tell her to do that. Oh, I was going to say that. Wait, I'm not that for you, right? All right. Okay, I'm like, I can't see the score as I can. Player 2, ball 3. She thinks she needs more points. Nope, she's walking away. Walking away. Just letting you graze and collecting the bonus. I like it. Bowl. Player 3 was... Player 3 was... Oh no, Holly played Mary's ball. Oh no. Oh no. No! Blue! It's okay. It'll make it easier to estimate. There you go. You can put yours though, I don't mind. Mary, I'm sorry I blew it for you. I thought you were right. I really thought I was, I'm like, it's so hard when I can't see. Just because you qualified by proper rules. No, you're fine. Get in there. Oh, Mary, I'm so sorry. I hope you, I hope Mary wins. I really do. You're not enough, Kelly. You're just going to look at my eye. So good. Great, you're a mod, by the way. You're allowed to tie help people if you think people are saying stupid stuff. Just saying. Oh, she wanted one more flip. And that was $5,000. All right. Here's where we figure out what happened. We're switching over to Embryon after this, by the way. So, player one was Jessica. Jessica, what do you think your score was? 33,000. You think your score was 33,000? Yeah. 73,000 points. You were the different stuff. I wish Bowen was here. Player two was? It was actually, it was Mary. A combination. Combination score, what do you think you had? 21,000. 25,000. Woo! That's you. I was gonna say, I was like 28. Probably way off. 42! What a point! You may have helped her win. I think I got 37. With a final score of 46,000 points. Merit for a little help. KE to the KE. Thank you for that $5 donation. Here's $5 towards an awesome mission and cause. Cheers. I love you, buddy. Thanks, KE. You're amazing. All right. We're going to switch over to Embryon. So while we do that, let's put up the full corn power. Actually, we're going to put the full D&D on. Give me one second. Enter net. Rotate all this stuff. Rotate everything. By the way, internet. I just unplugged something, and I hope we're still on the internet. We're fine. We're fine. It was only the power. You don't need electricity to run the internet. Alright, we'll zoom out a little bit. Oh man, this switch may be easier than I thought. Oh, an ambulance just went by. An ambulance just went by. It's good to play Price is Right rules. Price is Right does rule. Alright, so that camera looks good. This camera we're going to use...we're...okay, well, we're going to do this. My boyfriend says, what is this Mary has the corn thing? Uh-oh. Well, Robin, Mary brought some corn. Did you not watch it? We got some boyfriends in chat. Hello, boyfriend. How are you? We're just talking about corn over here, buddy. Okay, I think we're good. We'll switch this over. rotate this. Alright, we should be good to go. Let me just make sure the scores are okay. Large. There's a secret button here that does coin stuff. Alright, we need to see this here. Switch it. How's that look, Internet? Also a little bit more. Got it. Greg, you got a sword, buddy. Lay down the law. Greg, you're doing great. Greg, you're not doing your job. All right, so there's a little bit of glare on that, but I think we're going to be okay. I think if we turn that light off, it's going to get non-nasty dark. You know what, let's try it. Hit those lights and turn these lights on for me real quick. Hold tight internet, this is going to get weird. Oh, sorry, I forgot the switch is over here. Alright, now turn the other one. Oh, you did. So that's creating a nasty glare. Okay. I think we're just going to deal with it. Can someone stand at Embryon for me really quick, just so I can line the camera up? Is that really flipping backwards? Thank you, bud. All right, who's ready for some Embryon? Embryon. Is that what they said? I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, feel free to donate money. We're a great cause. I love you. You're doing great. So the scores are going to be a little hard to read, but I think you'll get the gist. So everyone's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're seeing a little bit of the table. So we're seeing here just as the pizza cut off. So if you guys are going to throw pizza at each other, Let's not throw any pizza at each other from that point on. Yeah. Love this game, Super Quirk. Yeah, this game is fun. It kicks my butt, that's for sure. Okay, the dancing, the dancing's doing it. She's trying to redeem herself and not be known for the corn, Internet. Oh! I like corn. Corn's really good. I had corn chips, anyone want any corn chips? All right. The back glass looks like a combination of Flash Gordon and Doctor Who. Oh, yeah. It's also just like a bunch of... They're a bunch of eggs. They're just eggs. They're embryos. Embryos. Embro. Ryo. Embryo. Yeah, I like that. So this game, uh... Well, I think... I think we're going to have Zoe or Jessica come explain what this game is all about. I've seen my first game. And I think we're going to all listen because I certainly don't know how to play this game. This looks like the cover of an Andre Nicatino album. Okay. He's having a dream. Very, very specific. Yeah. So, here's the thing. Okay. I don't know how to play this game. Really? Let's all learn together. Alright, who does know how to play this game? game. There's a flipper right here. Okay. Okay, dropping three top target spots lit flashing value and advances bonus. Okay. Making top one and two lanes. Ooh, the flippers go to the flipper. Yeah, and these are the one and two lanes. That advances bonus multipliers, lights top center lane and flashing arrow value. Also top center lane when lit scores flashing arrow value. Wow. It qualifies one and two lanes to advance next arrow value. It's a restored version. Oh yeah, someone hand wrote the bonus. That's kind of cute. You did a good job. I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Dropping three left targets over here. War right single target. Advances respective captive ball values. There's two captive balls. And then these are the values in front of them. There's three captive balls. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's three more. Oh, yeah. So much positivity in reading the rule card. Heck, yeah. Completing embryon one time. I don't know if I've ever completed it one time. Light's top right saucer to trap ball. It would be cool if you could let me know how to complete an embryon. Right, yeah. Yeah, embryon bonus in thousands. Oh, it spots a letter when flashing, so that's one way to get. We slump up this game is called Embryon. Top letter. Okay, so mostly it's top letter. Yeah, up there with the upper flipper and then the captive ball flashing. Bottom rollovers, A, or that's a B, I just pointed to A. A, B, whatever. A, B. Light for special after trap, the ball has been ejected, so that's once you lock a guy up there, which we'll see if any of us do. We'll learn more later. making a B light flip save, which is this little red flipper over here, this baby guy, and it can be activated when it is flashing, and the point of it is to take it from the out lane into the in lane. Can you hit that without it? Can you hit that? Like, do you mean without the flipper? Yeah, because there's that rubber right there, so if it's going in the right direction, you can nudge it back in without flip save. Bonus special light. Yeah, we're not going to do that. All right, next round. You know what? You explained it. Well, let's see what you got. Is Embry on a movie? All right, Pinball Jared, thanks so much, buddy. The nudge. Oh. I don't think I tilt. You did not tilt. Would you like to go second? I'm a mysterious player number two. All right. Here we go. Mysterious player number two. Oh! Ow! Nice. The tilt? The tilt works! The tilt is working. I'll be player three. I'll be player three. So, we're gonna try to get some of this gate action here. Please! Nailed it. I don't know what it does, but it's awesome. Uh-oh. I just heard a donation. Can someone come over here and read that for me? I got it. I drank. Dory, you already donated $30. I got timed out, but that's okay. Now I get a butt pin. All right, Dory. I love you, buddy. Just send me your information, brother. Okay. Yeah, you know how to get a hold of me. Twitter, Facebook, whatever you can PM me on. PM me. Man, that right outline. Merry Christmas. Yeah, there's a captive ball with two balls in there. It's pretty cool. I mean, yeah, there's the captive ball, and then there's two more balls. Pro tip, always use the upper flipper on ball launch or you'll get it screaming down the center. Thank you, HeyRocker. Hey, like that. Oh, exactly like that. I just wanted to show you. But what? But what? Okay. It was a great example. That's literally what I did. Merry with the home. Mysterious player number two. Um, Internet, let me ask you something. Have you been sharing this stream with your friends and family? Oh, no. Perhaps on the internet or other locations? Like, write it down on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle, throw it in the ocean. Someone will find it and donate some money. Please. Oh, screaming down the middle. Bloop. Bloop. Man, how the heck are you supposed to hit that at full power? Bounce. I love you. Cannonball. Apparently, this is the last widebody that Valley made. Really? Interesting fact. That's great. This is, uh, did you guys know this? This was the last widebody that Valley made. Hmm. That's not enough. How about it, Internet? You're full of it. You're full of all the answers. Is your boyfriend down here? What's his name? Robinson. That's his name in the chat. or I don't know oh ok you guys lose real names tell them to no yeah don't say get an awesome name can I say that yeah with a with a bunch of R's and a fancy the N with like the schwa on top of it exactly I love it schwa there's a restaurant in Chicago called schwa super fancy yeah username picked up Okay. Bum, bum. Player number one. Yo, that bonus, though. I don't know. I didn't know there were short people themed pinballs. Short people themed pinball machines. I'm always trying to think of the name of a particular pinball machine that involves a small person on the back glass. Oh, you're thinking of Genesis. Genesis. Oh, that makes so much more sense. You should have said creepy dentist and lady looks like Susie Sue. Plus also like... There you go. The ramps on that thing are like a delicious, weird, slightly opaque purple. Oh, she doesn't answer to corndog. No, no. Why would I answer to that? It's my name. Super Mario, Luxembourg. Come on. Yeah, Super Mario Mushroom World's a fun little short game. All right, Embryon. Oh, there's secrets being told. Internet. I was looking at that Andre Nixxina album. You're trying to see how on point it was? It's just so on point. I'm trying to show you. I think you do have to pull it up. It's here. Somehow. Discography. Personal life. Musical career. All right. Discography. There's a couple albums here. You said 1993, right? 2003. That's what I said. Ah! Ah! Ah! Woo-hoo! Nice! Ah! No! No! It's, honestly, it's like a, it's a, it's a, it's a mirror image of it. Yeah, it's a mirror image of it. Well, you can't see it. It's all blown up, but. Well, look it up, you know? Yeah, there you go. Might as well show my peers. So, I was player three, correct? Mundo. Here we go. High score. High score in that. High score. please I nailed it you butt alright player four who can play you got this that's it internet I love you and everyone that's donated so far honestly I can't thank you enough folks if you have a dollar laying around seriously show some love let's raise some money for a great cause here this place is amazing they do good things and I'm honored to be allowed to come here and do this right now it's pretty rad but honestly thank you so much for everyone that's been donating so far let me get that tally while I fire up another four player game with this magical free credit button that's right here I mean there's no button who wants to start us off we have raised so far $410. We have raised $410 in about an hour, Internet. So let's keep this going. I love you guys. Thank you so very much, truly. It is amazing. Thank you. Three ground targets on the left. Yes, there's a captive ball behind him. On the left there is a captive ball. There's a captive ball on the right. There's a captive ball on the left behind drop targets, which is pretty cool. Clear and... Clear and... Clear and... Good name. Squiggly name. Woo! Death, like, Faith Invaders was a bad name. Oh, nice. Oh, which is another one. Yeah. Greg, Nicole, thank you so much for having me here. It was really awesome. And the bells for inviting me out to stream this. It's pretty rad. That was a great song. And also, yay bells. All right, so, yay bells. Who wants to follow up that $164,000? I don't particularly want to, but I've only played this once, so I won't feel bad if I do. It would be appropriate. So, Jessica, what do you think you hit to blow up that score? I was watching her. Upper right. Yeah. Awesome. Sauce it up. Sauce it. That's a fun one. Totally. You were about to be marked in line, but you still buzzed in. Heck yeah. Click. Bam. How about we out this? Oh. Let's complete. My name is Mr. Snub with $5.55 says, are we out of corn, heart? I think there's still some corn. Oh, you don't have to eat it. There's a cup. Corn! Corn! Eat corn. Oh, there's like butter and peppers. Yeah, we don't do corn small. Internet, here's the thing. We don't have but corn. You better. Let's keep those donations rolling in. That corn dough. That's like $100 for corn. That was a juicy corn cob. Ridiculously good. It is super good. She said she found this on the road. I'm near a dead raccoon. I'm on a watch list. If anybody finds corn around, they'll call me on the side of the road. Who wants to be player three? I'll do it. You're eating. Thanks, buddy. You, like, eat right behind me the entire time I'm playing. I'll just make this a little cooler. Are you proud of that? It's fucking noisy. Yeah. Please send me screenshots of Jack eating corn while I play pinball. Possibly you could turn that corn into very valuable. Into very valuable. Corn is good. Oh, the music cut out. Oh, no. Oh, no. That is a treacherous gap. Yeah. It reminds me of skateball. the same sort of the outer lane is actually the in lane totally because it's more likely to go in the I'm just about to use the skateboard and then took it out like I don't know if that's travel friendly right I'm sorry corn's getting me hot the corn we wouldn't be able to go to the internet but the corn story in my pinball nightmares I still see punchy the clown oh dude punchy the clown is a terrifying design um here we go Shut up, Greg. I don't know if you heard that. She said, shut up, Greg. All right, here we go. Mr. Crunchberry is leaving, Dad. No, Mr. Crunchberry, you know what you should do? You should leave us with a $20 donation. Yeah. What if Mr. Crunchberry was like, if you can't burn her to sleep well tonight, I have to donate $20. Yeah, dude, honestly, I don't think you're going to sleep well tonight unless you donate. You're going to regret not giving that 20 bones. Mr. Crunchberry, I love you, by the way. Hit the thing in the middle all day. Punch it. What does the story mean? The story is for the moderator. Yeah, if you have a story, that means you can lay down the law. There's a good ball one from everybody. Mr. Crunchberry already donated. Thanks, Mr. Crunchberry. I know, Crunchberry. I love you, buddy. Seriously. I'm just rubbing you. I don't know what I'm trying to do. I don't know. I love you. Inappropriate. Rubbing people is inappropriate? Rubbing? Rubbing. To be fair, Mr. Kirkbury did donate already. Yes, I know. I'm just trolling him. Hi, Mrs. and Mr. Jack Trimble. Where is my sir? Lethal. Lethal jugular. Thanks for the host, buddy. Lethal jugular. See, she's playing so well, the music just struck off. I think it has music. I think that, uh... Oh! Lady Luck was... No, Pizza Crossover playing. Yeah, in the fast fashion. You're womping on all of us, and I have your... $200,000. Alright, so I will, uh... Oh, that's... Yeah, darken it up. Darken it up. Dr. Fatcake with $7.77 says, Good people doing good things take my money. All right, I don't know if you can really hear it, but I got Lady Luck playing in the background again. I think Embryon's like, basically like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. He's taking it over. Dude, I love you, brother. Yeah, right? Dr. Fatcake, thank you so much for that donation. If you're having trouble reading Player 2's display, it's putting out a fun light show. 9340. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's exactly right. No, I know, that's what I said. Yeah, right. That's funny. Yeah, you're right. No, yeah, you're right. You're doing great. As if it could be anything else. Come on. Can't you read that? It's one. It's a five. It's a nine. It's three. It's seven. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Mr. Crunchberry donated another $20 to Senator... Mr. Crunchberry! I was just... Apparently I'm heavily influenced by people on the Internet. Ah, dude. I love you. You are going to sleep. Look at this face. I'll see you in your dreams, buddy. I mean your nightmares. Was I a player four? Oh. All right, here we go. Mr. Crunchberry, you're amazing, boss. I love you. Welcome to your nightmare. Oh, please. Why? Why would you dream? We're going to come back in ball three, because what we're going to do is hit the thing, shoot the thing. Okay, sure. Mr. Crunch, the owner of the company. All right, Internet, listen. Who's going to take us to that $500 mark? Who's got it in them to spin us over that $500 mark? I know you're out there, Internet. Nice. Nice. Embryo. You know what I haven't done? I've eaten a slice of pizza. Where'd that pizza come from? Pizza jerk. Thanks, pizza jerk. Pizza jerk. Oh, I successfully use that right clipper in the out there. Uh-oh. Oh, damn, that $100 donation. Wait, where? Did you just donate $100 twice? Did someone just burn a butt pin? No! Somebody. Remember, folks, if you've donated $50 or more to message me here on Twitch or Twitter or Facebook, maybe on Facebook, because I don't think you can PM people or DM people on Twitter unless I'm following you, so holler at me on Facebook or here on Twitch. How close are we to the $500? Wonko, keep saying with $50! Woo! Oh my gosh! Wonko, thank you so much, buddy. Me too. That's really important. behind the box. Mr. Crunchberry, if you've donated $50 or more, you win a set of these dead flip butt pins by freaking the premier pinball accessory company. What's going on around there? Yeah, we're right around the corner, folks. Let's do this. Come on. I got creepy fingers. Pizza man. Pizza man. We're at $4.93. Who wants to put us over $500? Come on. $70. $70. Yeah, $70. $70. Oh, I heard a donation. So that white window on the far left, see what the number is and who donated? Who did you donate? Who did you donate? What did you donate? $30. $30? I love you, buddy. I love you. If I was in court, it's a good combo. If I could be proud of being known for anything other than court, it would be potatoes. Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes! She's going to go buy a potato and eat a raw potato. You can make it into apples. It actually isn't bad. I find that if you eat a whole potato after a while, maybe your gums will bleed because it hurts a little bit. Is that a thing? I think I had gingivitis as a child. I had some bad gingivitis when I was a kid. So let's add a few more. All right. Another friendly volley of points here, ladies and gentlemen. What do you want to do? I can tell everybody that I'm history of my potato legacy. Let's go. Actually, while we figure out what we're doing, let's hear the potato legacy. Okay. Well, I'm on it. Also, before you say this, chat, you should also tell us weird things, like one-handed or split flipper or Tommy Dollars. We want to do weird things. But, okay. And now, potatoes. So, as an Irish lad living in an Irish world, I figured I could have a legacy. And then I thought to myself, why create a noodle legacy when that would just be selfish when my ancestors have already created a legacy for me. The potatoes. Irish people are known for potatoes. So I thought, okay, perfect. Oh my gosh! I'm sorry here, people. Keep playing Just play all four players and talk about the game I would Play a show with potatoes that would be good So you took your ancestor legacy of playing with potatoes Yeah, so I thought I'd be selfish to create a new one, so I stuck with potatoes. And I made potato sayings, like potato, potato, you know? And if somebody said something, you're like, well, what I think you're saying isn't as important. You could say, well, you know, potato, potato. Look, guys, I blew $15 and donated $50. Oh, thank you. She said, I blew $15. We're kids. I blew $15. Oh. $19. Sorry, $19. Oh, and a potato salad, shockingly, is Irish and loves potatoes. Oh. That guy. I don't believe it. I blew it. I love you, buddy. I don't believe it. That's pretty much the extent so far of my potato legacy, but I'm working on it. I'll grow up. It's certainly enough to make my friends frustrated with how many times I said potato in one eight-month period. We're up to $573, folks. Yay! I wanted you to take us to $500, and we're almost to $600. Let's keep that train rolling. Woo! Potatoes! I think it's the potato story. Oh, I can tell you about a spary goose that gashes, too. Ah! Mr. Frenchberry donated $5 and says, for the pin, 25 plus 20 plus 5 equals 50. You just got yourself a butt pin, buddy. Yay! Frenchberry. Frenchberry, you have my favorite letter as your chat icon. That's the Kappa. If anybody has a history of darkness in a portfolio, you'd know all about Kappas. I won't say more. It gets a little fishy, but they have a lot of Kappas, and I'm a proud member of the Kappa base fraternity. You're a member of the fraternity? Well, I'm a touring member. Touring like you do shows? No, I would tour. I'm so concerned. Zoe can spin the food everywhere. No. You're traveling. It's more that I'm in tour there. Potato stand-up. Right. Yeah, they had a lot of, they had a hundred nicotine after them, I think. They had, like, all the good bands. Food and so what's going on, buddy? But let me tell you about asparagusic acid before my three turns run out. Let's go. Not that I have anything on asparagus. It just looks like I'm crushing it because I've had four turns. No, no, you're right. Asparagusic acid is what is made after you eat too much asparagus, and it makes your pee smell sort of bad. It's not making your pee smell bad. Yeah, it's never happened to me, but if I had eaten asparagus, which I don't because I don't like that it's a very good thing, then it's called asparagusic acid. And science, they're trying to create one of those things where they say science will solve this, but it turns out science has been worried about like rockets and cancer and they haven't really focused their attention on asparagus sticks. But like the people that care about asparagus sticks are like waiting for the water bucket challenge version of asparagus sticks. I suppose challenge it. People whose teeth smell better. Yeah, yeah, because like theoretically it could be solved. You can have like, you can Saltier asparagus with like a little bit of... Greg said you need to play all the players at all times for the rest of the stream. I have interesting facts and I appreciate people liking to hear them. So thank you. I feel like we should do some sort of trivia challenge. About what she just discussed or... No, no. She knows stuff about other vegetables. Yeah. No, vegetables are really good trivia. vegetables aren't really my style don't make a kid care I know you got it in you let's go 20 plus more dollars to get us over $600 let's go I need him to give me a bunch of turns I can pretend like I can play the game well okay Okay, so let's see. I'm not older yet because of your age. So, I can laugh in the background. I would like to have a shout out to my boyfriend, Robinson. Today is our sixth year anniversary. That's something. Six years, yeah. How many times have you been in my room? He definitely heard his dose of potatoes. But he was supportive. I mean, he just said, that doesn't make any sense. And then, you know, he went with it. Like, well, I will continue to listen to you talk about potatoes. Maybe that's good. Let's keep trying to do that. Um, yeah, he has a Twilight Zone, so if anybody loves pinball out there, you can love Twilight Zone. And his has like speed and veracity instead of the limp one at, I don't want to say which place in Cortland. There's a place in Cortland that has a very not veracity, thick twilight zone. But his is very good, so that's good. Also, let's see, there's probably other vegetables. I'm afraid I don't know which place you're talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah, word. I was just in this tournament, and they pushed me out of it because their Twilight Zone wasn't very good. And I was doing really well. I was really excited and happy. And then I got this limp Twilight Zone. I was like, dang, that's too bad. But it was okay because the place was still really good. I feel bad. Also, for all of those who might judge me as not being with said boyfriend on our six-year anniversary, Pinball's really important, you know, so don't judge. It really is. What? Yeah. Well said. And he'd be proud, so whatever. It's one thing. I think he is proud. Yeah, there you go. We're together in Deadfoot. There you go. I love it. All right. Hopefully that's all the vegetable facts you guys wanted. I just realized my boyfriend and I spent all night together. That was Mary telling you about potatoes and asparagus beef. It's a true science of smelling urine. So let's find a fun game to play on this. I mean, we have the cards ready for another Price is Right thing, if we want to. But if you folks at home have another idea of what you would like to see us do, maybe all of us play one-handed. Maybe we do a split-flipper thing. One-handed. One-handed. So. Maybe we play two-handed. Crazy night! Maybe we play two-handed. Maybe we'll do whatever the next donator that takes us over $600 does. you let us know internet tell me so the the the crowd is saying tag team I don't know if you saw the tag team stream that they did previously with Bowen it's a lot of fun and it's tag team have you played tag team internet it's really fun it's where someone yields tag and then someone moves in so how many what is it just like two clips Yeah, because there's four of us and Mary's on the phone. Mary's on the phone. Oh. How dare you talk about our anniversary? No, it's like, I thought that asparagus thing was between you and me. Right? I thought it was our little secret. You know, yeah, you know I like to eat asparagus and smell my pee. Right? One person for a flipper. Yeah, we're going to do tag team really quick, Internet, and here's what's going to happen. Thank you. We're going to play tag team. and we need to keep those donations rolling in, Internet. Listen, I don't sell out all that often. Just kidding. But let's raise some money for a good cause here, folks. You're all doing great so far. I love you. Spread the word. Go on Facebook, Twitter. Let everyone know. Get in here so we can get that money up. I love you. Okay. So, we're a team. We're a team. They're a team. Are you in trouble? No, no, no. That was somebody I was dog-watching for. Oh. I got a dog. I got a dog. It's like a big chocolate lab. We love dogs. We love dogs. Dogs are just bringing people together. Oh. All right. I'm starting. Wait, can I see? Jackets. Okay, I'll start us off. I'll show you how to do the game. Okay, this is important. All right, I'm going to squeeze this onto here, move this like this to get a little more light on us. Oh, what's up, Internet? You're looking good. Guys, thank you so much. Girls? Yeah, I'm still up. I'm done. Okay, here we go. So, give us the rundown really quick of what the internet's about to see, if you don't mind. So, two teams of two players will basically flip off tag team styles. So, Jack will start playing, for example. He'll play for 20 seconds, and at 20 seconds, I will yell tag. He will have to take his hands off the flippers, tag Zoe before she is allowed to touch the flippers. Oh, we have to... You must make contact, then Zoe is allowed to flip. After 20 more seconds, I will yell tag again. Hopefully, you can keep them all alive that long. Great. We got a donation from Some Albino Gaming for $10. So, donate to get it. Some Albino, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much for that donation. You are the best. And Albino, don't leave. Some Albino Gaming. You ready? Three, two, one, go. I'm going to flip, flip, flip, flip. And then I'm going to drink, drink, drink, drink. There you go. So can I trap and then give her the... No, you have to let go. Yeah, you have to let go. Tag! Tag! Thank you! Oh no! Oh no! I tried to put it in the same space. You can't do it. I have to keep it alive for 20 seconds. You're going to do great. We're going to do this. Oh, for praying in the night. Okay. Mary, you have to stand up. Oh, yeah. You have to stand up. You're going to be right here. We're raising money for a charity. Come around this side. One. Go. I'm going over here. Look. Yeah. I mean, shouldn't we, like, draw a line? Listen, it's all about, we're just having fun. We're about to get really serious. I'm going to keep it alive for you. Ready? Okay, check. Can I go? Or does Zoe go first? I mean, technically, I was already playing, even though all I did was stand there and watch it drain. Yeah, you should just play. Three, two, one, go. Ever since I'm a detective, the flippity-dippity, that's Zoe's favorite song. And my favorite stuff. Oh, I didn't feel like we were singing. Well, you guys don't love that song? Come on. It's the best song? It's the best song on the internet. Number one is number one. Right. Ten! Am I over? Can we get some light here? Alright, Maddie. Corn dog. Marianna Bean. Hey, Corn, hey Corn Pop, I'm gonna be right here. Three, two, one, go! I learned in high school not to let anybody name anything about you dogs. It's true. I'm not going to go to high school. He poops a lot. Do you call him that? Sir Poops a lot? Does he Sir Poops a lot? One day we'll see. It's my turn! All three we're going to ten seconds between. Uh oh. Three, two, one, go! I'm not ready. Please just like be cool. Sorry, what's happening? Sorry, I like slapped my wrist at you. 10! Woo! Do it again. 10! 10! 10! Woo! Good training. I had no idea. I just stopped playing pinball. Here we go. 10! 10! I'm like, just laughing. Oh! This is incredible. Ken! Oh! Hey! Shy-eyed. You will not. Ken! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, no! Oh! Oh, no! I couldn't get that low. Nice! Three more second passes! I heart pillow pants with $12! Yay! Thank you for getting us over that $600 mark, ladies and gentlemen. All right, three, two, one, go! Go! Oh, it doesn't matter if I don't even make it. Tick! Sorry Mary, I blew it. No, Molly, don't be tired. I keep forgetting that on old ones you have to tap it harder. It's not working. Let's try that one more time. Yep. We've got a trade team. If we want to switch it up, swap these. Swap these. I don't want to trade teams. I need my knowledge of young. Teammate. Let's go. You can keep calling. All right. All right. I need a little research. All right. Here's what's going to happen, Internet. I want physical donations with which team you think is going to win. One shoe for my team. Okay. Will it be the corn cobblers? The corn cobblers. Or. Or the other team. Or the non-corn cobblers. Or the people with J for their first initial. It's the worst team name. J-Town. J-Town. Welcome to J-Town. Ooh, donate some money. All right, here we go. Ready? Ready in one. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait. Do you start at one counting up? I said 1, 2, 3, go! Oh, okay. I got confused. You want 3, 2, 1, go! Oh, you owe her a weird ginger ale. I don't know. I hit the thing. Good job hitting the thing. Please! Oh, please, not right now. Not like this. Split! Oh no. Holy crap! Don't bring me straight to them! I didn't even know they were in the hole in there! I'm behind you over here, by the way. Okay. Holly, we're gonna do great. We're gonna wreck these niggers. Slipp! Slipp! Swim! Oh. Always be cashin' folks. Cash. Ask me outside. Please! You can't tag her, you have to not die. I'm just waiting. Tag. Boop. Oh! Oh! Incredible! Cool. Just go! That was totally on purpose, right? If you planned that, that would be impressive. Did it just hold the ball there? Flip side, that is better. What's inside the embryo? What is inside that embryo I love? Wait, why'd I do that? Please, please, give me some money. Guys, you blew it. I'm ready. Oh! Thanks, Paul. Thanks. I'm going to give you a big hug. Hell yeah. Take it home. All right, I'm going to be to your left. To the left, to the left. I bet it's not in the right way. What up, Mary? I don't think I know how to touch the other way. Don't touch, don't touch, you must not allow me to touch you. Oh! Oh! She was not prepared. I'm sorry. You like ran into the slab and you're like, I'm tagging you, go! No. Who ended the last one? I didn't. I wasn't ready. I still got hers. I still got yours. Oh, yeah. Bravo, buddy. Great. Great score. Okay. We did have a great score. I picked zero. I picked zero things. Please. Don't say tag. I won't. Don't say tag. Tag. ship. How many ships? You ever seen like a, like what's another name for a boat? Like a ship, right? Yeah. A schooner. A schooner. A schooner. What's the difference between a ship and a boat? What? It's a very important scientific difference and you can ask the chat and have like 20 seconds and then we'll tell them the answers. Wow. We'll find out what's different between a ship and a boat, but you guys get to guess first. It's worth remembering and telling your friends. Really? We'll take it after this ball. Yeah. Ready? All right. Oh wait. Here we go. A schooner is a sailboat. Yeah, right? There was a bit of a delay. Oh, right. I was talking to them about different names for boats. Like schooner and yacht. Like schooner, schooner, and saloon. I don't know who that is and why your friends are them. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no! I'm trying to tag her! Oh! I'm trying to tag her! Oh! Okay, she tagged my side. Okay, the tag says that a ship is big enough to carry a boat, and a boat is small enough to be carried by a ship. That's a pretty good answer. That makes a little bit of sense, but it's not the answer. Keep them in the center. Not the answer I have, per se, but, you know. Internet, do you know how to tell which side of the boat is port and which side of the boat is starboard if you're unfamiliar? Just next, after this ball. Don't even worry about it. We got this. So, wait, I, you, no, you drink. No, I drink. Here we go. I mean, I drink, but you drink. Everyone drinks. Go. Flip, flip, flip. Please. Oh, this is going to be over ten seconds, remember. Let it bounce. Let it bounce, let it bounce. No please! I'm sorry, I touched, I don't know what I touched. Yes, okay, cool. I was sorry, like, I was gonna do to you. Don't hurt me, don't hurt me. Boop! It's free! Yeah! What's up Timbald? Tim! Hi Tim! Ten seconds goes by really fast. Oh stop! Yeah go! I don't remember. Did you go to 20 seconds? I didn't stop fucking. I forgot I had a job. Shut up! That's a monster score. Yeah! Holy crap. Thank you. Thank you. We talked about stars, but you start. You know you drained lockdown because it was a weird month. Or you took a vote for letters. You are correct, but... I started. We only have ten seconds. Four outbound starboard hulls. Okay, let me tell this fact. So a ship... So the difference... The question is, what is the difference between a ship and a boat? A boat was designed and crafted so that it could be removed from the water after it was built. You can put a boat back in the water, take it out, do whatever you want with it, store it, put it back in the water. A ship was designed to never be removed from the water. As soon as they put it in, that's where it's supposed to stay. It's not designed to be taken out again. Stuck in the water. Ship fact. Ship fact. Ship fact. Good memory there. Ship fact. Solid ship fact. All right. Wait, no, I'm not ready yet. Yeah, let's prepare. Right here. Okay. And I'm just going to tag you and go this way. Okay. Ready? Okay. Ready? Yeah. You've got to stand back up and step. How big of a stick? How big of a stick? Three. Yeah. Yeah. Come back here. Yeah. You and your jab right here. Left. Yeah. I'll get it. We'll allow it. Don't go too far, Mary. Yeah, that's a good point. Oh, dang. My spot! Nice. I like your arms. They're so nice. You should put no traction on them. Yeah. Traction. His face is like a bridge of birds. You're up. No! No! No! You haven't performed. Okay, very nice. Great job. Oh, you're the best. Whoa, that is... Those are two great scores. All right, let me keep time this time. Okay. Yeah. Wait, what do I do? I don't try to react to keep time. Got it. Okay. All right, Internet. Oh, good. Holly, Tim made a clip of you yelling when you drained. Oh, no. Oh, Tim was a dad. I'm sorry. Oh, no. Oh, you swear? No, I hope not. I don't think I did. Shitbag! Bowen's here too! Shitbag! I love it! We should do a podcast! Oh! No Bowen! What do you think about diapers? Bowen! Because our podcast is about... No more diapers! Oh my gosh! Um, alright, let's get a two player yin-yang. Pick your teammates. Do you guys want to keep your scoreboard with the cool ass going? Oh yeah, we're the scoreboard with the cool ass that I barely see. We shout out. Yeah. The cool ass? The cool ass? Yeah, you know the cool ass. Can I ask you a favor? Look at your bank account right now, okay? And how many digits do you see there? I want you to take the decimal point that ends the dollar and begins the cent. And I want you to bring it to the very first number that's there, right? Is it a 1? Is it a 5? Is it a 7? Then I want you to skip it one over, and I would appreciate you to donate that amount. Oh, you're really close. I tried to. Oh, you've got to do the slip, slip, slip. You've got to do the 3, 3, 2, 1, 3. Yep, slip, slip, slip. Connect the 1. Connect the 1. Then once I do that. Boom, boom. And then just that. Oh, I just went one too far. Team scoreboard, by the way. With the cool ass. If anybody's watching from Barley. Oh, you don't finish it, though? Well, I mean, you can, but, like, some people finish it, they finish it different ways. You know, some people finish it like that. And they give it, like, cool shading, make it a tattoo. Yeah, team scoreboard with the coolest. That's our Bar League team that Mary and I are on, so. Woo! I think we should just figure out how to, like, leave this somewhere here. Yeah, team scoreboard. I wish I could. Sunday night, Portland. There. If you're not in Portland. That's not going to stay. We'll be here after. Team, team, team. I was trying to confuse people into donating a lot of money, but then I got confused what I was saying. So just donate a lot of money. It's for a good cause. Can I have someone type exclamation point donate in chat? That link is the quick link you can click. It's a link. It's a quick link you can click. And donate some cash. It'd be fun. Man, it's cozy. All right, so are you ladies ready to go? Yes. Holly's pooping. Holly's pooping right now. It's fine. Holly's done pooping. So it's 20 seconds for the first two balls and 10 seconds for the last ball, correct? Yes. That's the rule. All right, potatoes. Potato. Potatoes. Potatoes. All right, here we go. Should I have donated last week? I should have waited. Bowen? Bowen, don't let him. Do it again. Don't let me down, Bowen. I love you. All right. We're doing it for you, Bowen. So who wants to start this off? You're closest. All right. Teammate? Oh, gosh. I believe in you. Is that coconut water you're drinking? Yeah. Yeah. Stay awake all night. I want to stay awake all night. Stay awake all night. Oh, what? Did you go already? How about this? Let's start. Let's start. Yeah, we're going. You're doing great. Oh, I shot the captain's ball and then it died a little bit. A little bit. So here's what we're going to do. Wait, what does laugh do? I'm adding laugh. No. No. You need to stop it. We're fine. Okay. Group two, you're ready. I believe in you. Three, two, one, go. Yo, Colossica, what's up, buddy? We're going to raise the money for a pinball outreach project here with the bells and chimes of PDX. We've raised over $600 and I encourage you to keep that number climbing. $1, $10, $100,000. Whatever you want to donate. Twink the tag! Woo! Too bright, too old, too crazy. He said something like twit instead of tag. Twink. Twink? Wait, did we go to 40? I'm doing it, it's working. Yes, you can go to 40 and then stick. Never mind. You can't do anything. Okay. Are we going to go? Okay. All right, reset. Are you ready? Should I be ready? Okay. Yeah, are you ready? Wait, am I going to wait for Mary? Oh, Mary's just counting cash over here. Oh, props so that people understand what money is. Oh. I have the one outlet. Put it on the glass. Let them know. Yeah, these are monies. Let them know. That's what you could be giving. This is what a donation could look like from your bank account. Yeah. This works. Let's see this. I'm just going to put this in my pocket. Are you ready? Three, two, one. Why did I not fucking correct? I don't know. I'm not ginger ale. I feel like I learned a lot about you from the fact that you kept on yelling sorry and just pleased you at the pinball. Sorry. Please. I have a problem. Somebody was walking in for a moment. and they made somebody saw somebody else in Portland. I can't keep track of all the people. Is this a potato story? Yeah. This is my potato story. Ah, I'm sorry. No, it's a game. Okay, ah, killed it. Killed it. Do you want your donation back? World's shortest tutorial. Oh, it's a donation, like an actual. Here we go. Ready? Actual we being donated. Oh, it's actually being donated? Apparently. Oh. $9. Can someone match Mary $9? Can somebody match $9, please? Think how much corn she could have bought with this. Right? The cobs. All the cobs. Coblets galore. More this year than you can 50 years from now. Was a bird put on something? What are you talking about? A bird? So, okay, this is ball team. In three, two, one, play. See if that's a nice, great word. Thank you. And explunge. I don't want to explunge. Not allowed. Against terms of service. No explunging. Wax, I love you. Thank you for putting corn in the chat room. We've got corn on the screen. Mary's known for Twitter tags. I'll allow it because I said twig twag. You said some words. Twig twag. Jeff doesn't know how to put a bird on it. Listen, you tell me. Put Albert on it. Anything? Yep. Okay, is it? All right. Now it's only ten seconds. This is ball three. You get ten seconds. All right, I'm ready. Just have your hands out. You're ready. Yeah. Yeah, you can't even step back, so. She's going to just slap backwards wildly. Okay, ready? In three, two, one, go. Is that a violation? Listen, these are street rules, boys. Do it. Timbal's donated $9, matching the donation. Yay! Tim! Nice! Timbo, thank you buddy. Timbo! Thanks Tim. That's like the Portland team. Ted! We did our best! Okay! That is a definite, my best. Ted! Oregon Ninja with 10 dollars says, yes hello, is this the internet page where I cook the potatoes? Alright, right here Mary. I love potatoes. Ted! I'm in here! Thank you. We're seeing some strong support out of Team Corn Town. Oh, no! Thank you. No! That's some good money you made there. Good job. I love you. Thank you so much, buddy. That's Daniel. Hey, Daniel. You know, right? Yeah. Wait, I met Daniel last night at the bar. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Yo, Daniel. What's up, player? He makes a real bad pun. Remember when everyone was afraid of the camera like an hour ago? Listen, it's fine. We had a bunch of soda. We had a lot of coconut water. Okay, in three, two, one. One. Stay close. Daniel had compliments for everybody at tournament. He was really sweet. Daniel is a very nice person. He's always good. He's a good person. Tag. I'm over here now. Thank you for decorating our bathroom. Oh, yeah. Daniel's in the bathroom of Pop, and it's really creepy. It's right over there. Oh, no. Nice, Joey. That was a great save. Tag. Tag. I saw nothing. I'll allow it. Get out of the way. I'm just playing. Tag. As you should. Oh, my goodness. Yeah! Yeah! Hey! Who freaking saved? Killing it! Killing the game. Killing the game. Hey! Cheater? No way! No way! I didn't say cheater, that was Greg! Greg! Ready to go for fair. Tag! Stay close, stay close, stay close. Ten seconds to go by. Pretty good. Get it girl. Hey, look at you. Ah, take. Let me drink. Holy crap. You ladies played for one minute and thirty-four seconds. That was huge. That's 13 checks. Holy crap. I'm going to air it out in here. Oh, that's funny. Is opening this door for a minute like a thing? Sure, why not? Now the internet knows. Get out of there. What time do we have? It's like a 9 to 12. Oh, we have some time. Booty, tap, booty, tap, booty, tap, booty, tap, booty. To hit $1,000? We can do that. internet. Here's what's going to happen. We need to share this information more. We are at $619 and I'm going to say that we need to hit $1,000 in 45 minutes. Okay. Now, what is that number? Bowen, you're a math guy. That's $381. Can we make $381 in 45 minutes? Yeah. How many dollars is that per minute? So let's talk about ginger ale for a second. Okay. I know what the equation is. I just don't want to do the math. Listen, no one knows how to do math, right? It's all made up. Bowen doesn't know what he's talking about. Bowen, can you... Here's the answer I want from Bowen. I want you to do the math. And it's only $380.68. Do the math and, like, whatever that is, just donate it, and then we're fine. Great. Yeah. So I want everyone to do that math and then donate that number. Don't let me down, folks. I know we can do this. So let's... I know it's just all sad. That's amazing. That's not nice. That is not nice, Tim. Tim, you're amazing. Simbo. So, let's do another Price is Right really quick, because we've got the cards ready. My face is so red. We got a red face. So, what is a score that is, like, moderately achievable on this game, do you think? It's not 100,000. I would say... 50? Nah. Oh, there's a lot of screaming going on behind you. That is amazing. Thank you for cooking that. Thanks, Tim. Tim, you're a boss, dude. I love you, man. Tim's just here for the stuck balls. It flips, obviously. Dude, it's $380.68. Let's go. So, what is an absolutely achievable number on this game? Like, you think 50? For sure. Yeah? No, I don't think for sure. I have no idea. I think Embryon won. Did we do 30 again on Embryon? Yeah. Okay, here's what we're going to do, Internet. Price is Right rules. 30,000 points. Closest to it without going over. and what I want is to see some pics because I am not competing in this. We're going to let the bells knock this out. So, is it Jessica? Actually, just whatever, whoever you think it is, donate some money. We're going to do Prices Right one more time. It goes by quick. It's pretty fun. I like the idea of donating. No, never mind. I don't. I can't. No? I don't want people to donate based on who we are. That's fair. How about this? Right. Let's say if you think somebody's going to get... Hmm, how do we do this? If you think someone's going to win, you should donate money. Yes. If you think someone's not going to win, you should donate more money. You should be donating money. We're trying to get to a grand, folks. We can do this. All right, here we go. Where are we at? Where's your reading? So how long is he going? We have 40 minutes and $380.68. And $380 to go, yes. So if you want to donate... Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tweet that out right now to see if we can't get a bunch of heavy hitters in here. Can we get more money if we dressed up like you? I mean, most of you are wearing the shirt. Actually, you're all wearing the dead slits. Yeah, we're all not saying that. You have like a little denim jacket. You're going to get these guys to start watching. There you go. Here, where is it? There's at least $20. Where is the... Okay. Jack Danger Cosplay. Jack Danger Cosplay. Yeah. Let me tell you something. You're going to look tough. I'm working the best. Whoever... Gory Rory, that's going to be the best ginger beer. Who's that? 100%. Is that... Jack? No! Hold on. Can I please take a photo of you playing? For the bus. Yeah. Man, that was great. Okay. But... But... All right. So we're going for $30? Yeah. And I'm not wearing my glasses. I just realized I'm wearing your glasses. You're in line. I literally am. Oh, I should have brought some of my Olympic glasses. Oh, no. Do we all have to be jacked when we do this? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we do. It's like the biggest thing in the world. It's the biggest thing in the world. I don't think I'm excited. I'm like, I'm not sure. It's so large. I might be excited, but it might not be. Alright, I'm gonna act excited. I need a butt pin. I need a butt pin. Yeah, just say, This means a butt pin. Alright, here we go. Oh, everybody's packed. You're giving me a freaking, uh, Oh my goodness. I'll be ready if we are. Probably. I'm jacked in here. Are we still doing tags? No, we're not. Oh, we are? How many do you think I have? I have zero no idea. Yeah, that's all one. You see, you have zero no idea. I have zero no idea how many points you have, Mary. I don't know. Time to meet the Lord. Oh, Lord. Big step. May you wash the Mary out of it. There you go. Thank you. I'm going to put those on you. Oh, yeah. Feel it on your neck. It's like a necklace with a bomb. I like that. It's a necklace with a bomb. It is. I mean, it's got a lot of... All right. I mean... Fart noise. Promotus! Donate money or get the heck out of here. Get on out of here. Get on out of here. Get out of here. Oh, my God. It's Jack Danger. Podcast now. No! No! It's not... No! Right here. Oh, buddy. You got this. So they're trying to hit 30,000 or get as close to it as possible without going over. Lighten up a regular. Lighten up a regular. Moses, what's going on? Hey. Welcome to the club. Hey. Classic, man. Thanks for coming, buddy. Wax, you're awesome, dude. Thank you. Wait, I feel like you're kind of over there. Nice to meet you. Can you hear me? Where's the video? This is where we go here. Say, ask him to type something and chat from there with just like a moderate talk. Okay. Do you have a plan? Can you hear me? Yeah. Just got a word. Dude, classic, man. What's up, buddy? Player one. What do you guys arrange in the future? Get your piece going! Let's dig in the house! Classic, Matt. If you can hear me, type hard. Oh, it's his house. Oh, you look... Did I not look tough before? No, I said, er. Er. You look tough, er. Yeah, I'm definitely okay. Oh, it's so good. His moves. Multi, right? Yeah. So, we're going for 30k. Where do you think you are right now? Probably over 30. No, we can't change the number. We've got to stick with it. Who is player two? That's me. Mary. Okay, I'm not going to do that again. I'm not going to do that again. My next break. In case I break myself. Break yourself. What were the scores we were getting last games? Not much more. Seems like 30. We were going for 30,000, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. I'm gonna just drain. Oh, you think you're close, huh? I don't know. Alright. But I like being under. Price is wrong. Thank you. Wait, we got a $10 donation from CKY. So sorry guys, all you can give right now. Hope you guys meet your goal. Much love to the Belvin Shines. Josh, you're okay, I guess. Keep the stream going. Dude, TKY, thank you. Stud, I love you. We're celebrating again. Mike, what's Kim right there? Saturday. Here. Saturday? It is. Today is Saturday. Is it Saturday? Today is Saturday, yeah. Saturday. It's Saturday, Internet. That means you got paid yesterday. Oh, you did. Unless you get paid monthly. Unless you get paid monthly, then. Which is a long time. This rocks, dude. Thank you. The camera's calibrated for a man who's 6'7 and not 4'. I should probably let that drain. Ladies, I think that is cute. Saturday night's all right for embryos. Is this me? Is this player four? How do we know? Okay. Wait. Yeah, you can see the card is blinking. Is my card blinking? So this is player two. I mean, ball two. We're doing it. I'm a classic, man. Okay. Here's the thing. This is ball three. You're shooting for 30,000 points. Which actually is easy. I feel like it's sort of easy to hit that. Are we ready? This is player one. We have one more ball, Mary, but if you want to set up this tool... All right, Internet, here's what I want. I want a donation of $371. I know you can do this. You feeling good about that? Yeah. The tools are out. All right, player two. What are those tools for? It's for the big reveal. It's for the reveal. So good. I'm going to drain early, so be expecting that. Don't think it's my fault. I'm doing it on purpose. Here we go. This is gone. All right. All right, all right. Wait, what? I really just kind of want to stop playing. We'll never know. Just plunging. Yeah, I don't think... I think it went over, so... Okay, player four. Also the planja Alright ladies and gentlemen at home Here is the big reveal Player number one Where do you think you're sitting? You're pretty pretty fat Seven years old This may have been too low of a number Of course it's on that one This one's got the best actions Player number two where do you think you sit? 42 41 That pretty great I mean that was great just for guessing what your score is All right, player three. 53,000. 29. No. 120. Do you want to guess my score? No. Okay, good, because I didn't want to. trying to get to 30 without going over it. All right, cool. Holy crap. All right, player four, what do we got? 33. 33? Your final score is... 50! 50! 50! All right! Woo! Woo! We need to get the worst score. We brought... We brought the worst score! The scuttlers are donated $10.68. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. We can not sit here. Yeah, I remember. We got another donation. From Death Delay with $10 says, Rock on. Love you. Keep those rolling in, folks. We're trying to get to a grand, and we are a couple hundred dollars away. I know you can do it. I know you can do it. Man, Price is Right is fun. Yeah. Mary crushed it. Double skill case winner. Yeah, Bowen. You win a whole pizza and a free game of Embryo. Bowen's not in my monkey picture. What? He's my man. Bowen, you can't see my head right now because I'm super tall, but I love you, buddy. Wow, you really can't see my face at all. Hey, Internet, what's going on? All right. What else can we do on Embryon? Oh, Jessica and I did this thing on Sea Witch the other day where we said that there was one part of the play field but if you touched it, you had to just step away. Really? Yep. I like that. Danger zone. Exactly. Yeah, you couldn't hit any of the center targets on the image. What is an area on this game that is hit often accidentally? The center? I feel like I don't hit that unless I aim for it, though. What if we couldn't hit the upper drops, but had to use the upper flipper? Yo, that's gross. Okay. So, you are not allowed to touch these upper drop targets at all, period. End of story. Even on accident. Yeah. Bowen says, dude, one point per captive ball hit. No other score. LOL. Yeah, I don't keep score for that bow in that spot. Just hitting? Bowen says, do it. It is awesome. Bowen, we will do it for $359. Mary's watching the donations. Tater Salad Talks. What did he do? He said something, I don't know, simple. Oh, he's got two dicks with slippers and the word jackpot. Taters. Taters. Love you. Love you, Taters. Taters, James Rees's, Bowen, Ivor, Taters, and Bowen. So are we doing captive ball points? I heard a donation. Amos says, how do money work? What are cash? Much love to everyone. How much was that donation? $20. Amos with $20, man. I love you, stud. You know, you and your family and me and my family will do something. Hey, rockers. That's great. That's great. That's great. Greg needs to, Greg needs, he's doing a great job. Yeah. Woo-hoo. I like money. So what are we doing? Captive ball points? Yeah. Count them? Okay. Are we talking any captive ball or just me? Any captive ball. There's three. Okay. So what does it mean? Do you only get it if it actually hits the bat? I think you've got to make it trigger what it was doing. Okay. So you need a scorekeeper watching you like a hawk. We need this and that pen that you drew those sexy S's with. I have a crayon. I don't think that's going to keep us. This is, hey, what are you talking about? Don't set any captive ball there are. See? No, it isn't here. One, two, three. Oh, there's one, two, three, four. Oh, I think the middle captive ball counts as one. Oh, thanks, buddy. He did it well, too. How is that two? Because there's two. No, I have one. One and one. Like there's two captive ball, two targets that could be hit by those captive balls. Or then they're one and one. Right, but that only counts with one if you're triggered. The middle one has two. Twit. Twit. You know what? I'm just going to keep scoring. And then tell us how you kept scoring. All right. You know what? I'll go. Oh, yeah, she's got the pen. I cuddled it. I have a marker. Cool marker. All right, Internet, here's what's going to happen. For every captive ball, I want $10 donated. Do it. I love you. I truly, I truly do. Did you know that if you donate $50 or more, I will give you a pair of butt pins from Double Danger Pinball? That's not just one butt pin. Don't boot-hate, Internet. Don't boot-hate. All right, so here we go. Captive ballerinos. Ballerinos. Alright. That touched the captive ball. So, one. One. Uh... Missed it. I'm the best pinball player. Please. Okay. Two. Did that count, though? I'll give you a two. Three. Three. Bones, that drop card doesn't remind me to... Yeah. Four. I counted to four. Oh, farts. What have I done? Why am I shooting on the fly? Mom! Classic man, 99. Mom! Mom, please don't! Keep loving the feeling I'm in. Dude, classic man, 99. I love you, baller. Andre Nicotino was a classic man. Okay, you got four. I'll take it. So, yes. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I can try. Four minus two equals... You know what? I didn't hear about the drop target rule until long after I started playing. Hey, come on. Boween. Okay, ready? Yeah, we're ready. Boween Harris. We are at 690. Woo-hoo! Yeah, buddy. We need $310, folks. I know we can do this. Who wants to be that hero? Whoa! Hambone wants to be that hero. Come on, Hambone. Hambo, where are you at, buddy? Hambo! Player three? Alright, let's see some Captain Ball action. She made it. Bowen's keeping fake math in chat. He's keeping real math in chat. You're just not happy about it. Oh, he's doing the drop targets? That's a good idea. I think drop target would be three. Zero. Drop targets. One, two, three. Pew, pew, pew. Fasten. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Joe, it's Fastens with $20. I love you, Stud. Thank you so much. We can do this. We are at 710. Yeah. $280, Internet. We can do this. Woo! $280. Keep it going. $1, $5, $10, let's go. If you folks get us to $1,000, I'll do something disgusting. No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, you can't really get it off that end of the line. One. Good job. All right. Back to the lead with not just one, but four. All right. Here comes the math. Unless you're doing job targets, that means three. Oh. Wow. Question Elite, Amosus donated $35. What? Amosus! He gets a black pin! He wants those effing butts. Amosus, you just made it to the butt club, buddy. Please, my ass. That's your pass to black pins. All right, here we go. Bam! One! Yeah, fridge! One. You got one total? Yeah, I guess. One. Good job. One! Good job, good job. No, I need to cover up. You're treated like a great gentleman. I got legs, right? Right. We have legs. And we know how to use them. But when I know I'm hitting the drop target, it says, I don't believe in your math. I believe in your math, but you made it into a book. He's a published mathematician, even though he sells it for free. I believe in math. That was one. Two. No, I don't want to do one. One of them is something. Two. One of them is a dragon. Yeah. There are some people playing with this little iceberg here and they're switching it out and they're trying to play some games. Three. Woo! Nicely done. Four. That was good to me. Yeah. Internet, don't let Joey win. Don't let anybody get distracted. That would involve me. Alright, if someone donates, Clear Miniature Mind donated $30. Thanks, Miniature Mind. Cheers. Clear Miniature Mind, I love you. I always have. Ask my mom, you're really all I talk about. Clear Miniature Mind, did you know if you donate $20 more, you win some dead flip butt pins from Double Danger? One, two, three. butt clip just listen to the rhythm of my breath internet also did you know that when this stream is over we're going to be going to quarter world you're welcome to come party but I encourage you to donate. Let's go. Let's get this $1,000 in. If we get that $1,000, I will try to do a Periscope stream from Quarter World where we're really allowed to be as adult as we want. Yay! We got one! A legitimate one. Question mark 3-2. 1-3! $230, Internet. we just need $230. It's $230. Is this my ball? I'm not even playing this, am I? Oh, I am. I'm number one. Let me tell you something. You have a wicked S in turn. It's so wicked! It's so wicked! We're like the serious horse players. Did you know we were on Quarter World? $230 and we'll go to Quarter World and play pinball. Play more. Captain Balls. Nice job. No, no. I was nice, but no Captain Balls. It was really good, though. All right, ball three. Everyone, this is the comeback for everybody. You realize that Zoe has eight points and you have five. Wait, is she pooping? Man, she's cheating. She's pooping. I'm sorry, I'm on the swing. Oh, sorry, I was pooping. I'm sorry, I was cleaning the poop. You're going to need three points plus however many you get on her turn. There's one. Nailed it. Shit! That's not enough! It's not enough. What did you get for saying I was pooping? But you were pooping! I was cleaning up. I'm checking that bathroom. By all means, go for it. All right, you're in the lead. You're in a pretty firm lead. That's cool. But you need to be taken away in a drop of a hat. One. Two. Your hands are not dropping. My hands. I didn't know I was working. Three. Four. Five. Five. So that's a problem for a lot of people. You get a lot of people that are in trouble. They're like, oh, okay, we're going into a sudden... Thank you. Okay. Alright, player four, let's see what you got. Internet. Jack, are we allowed to talk about Dialed In on this stream? Why not? I don't know. Non-disclosure agreements? I can't talk about anything at any time, ever. He is covered by so many non-disclosure agreements. I want to know that Dialed In is awesome, and it's everything that's good, and it probably might be worth buying one day. Are you looking to buy one? A dialed in? Yeah. I like your deal. But I mean, it's a million dollars, so I'd have to earn a million dollars. And then I would have to like pass it away and get a couple more millions. But one day, I'm going to have a million dollars. I think over the course of your life, you will eventually have had a million dollars in your position. Maybe not all at one time. Particularly depending on how many dialed in there are. In the meantime. I'll say the game is incredibly fun to shoot. Yeah. Really? It really is. It shoots really well. I'm not sold on the theme. Yeah. But it's, I'd say of all the games they've made, that one is like the most fun. I like their other games, so that's just fine. I did the Wicked Witch animations on The Wizard of Oz. Cool. And I designed the menu system on the back end of all their pinball machines. but what is what is the wait who's player four oh yeah you're player four I'm sorry brag about it Jack you're not allowed to talk unless you're donating buddy He did. He donated it. He got a bunch of it. Oh, God. He's so far behind. Prove it. I'm a classic, man. Oh, that's right. I'm just like... Wait, Bowen, rude! What'd he say? He said, wait, Jack did the JVP menus? They're very good. It's hard to believe. Ha, ha, ha. Thanks. Thanks, Doug. I think it's funny that they had Pat Lawler. I think it's, one, ridiculously cool that Pat Lawler did that. That is one. And two, ridiculously cool that they can design all their other games, henceforth, having already had Pat's, like, experience in, like, Blizzard Reef. Yeah. That's awesome. And now they can just take it away and, like, be a better company because they've had, like, a year or three with Pat just, like, you know, shooting stuff. Grinding on stuff, yeah. Pat's an amazing designer. What? Fantastic ball. Oh, no. Even if it's not a good thing, at least it's original and not licensed. There you go, Organizator. So if you did the menus, why didn't you put the Deadflip Easter egg in there? Let me tell you something. When I worked on that stuff, I don't think Deadflip was even a thing. Myself and Nick just stumbled in on it. My old studio, Greg Freres was there, and we did the photo shoot for The Witch, which was Nick Campbell's wife at the time, and I replaced her face with the actual witch. and that costume that we had the actress wear I still have in my possession the hat the whole outfit and the broom which we need to like do something with well I don't want to like gunk it up I would like to like use it to like raise cash or something like that somehow for something like a charity event that something was happening a charity event yeah like $300. Sure do that. Indeed. That's cool. You have props. Like if somebody could donate. Mad props to you and your props. Thanks for the props. And Zoe wins the 10 ball catch. How did she do that? By getting 13 captain balls. What time do we got? Thanks, Zoe. Internet, we have 20 minutes, okay? Here's what I need. 20 minutes. I want $230. So what's 230 divided by 20? Okay, we need $12 a minute That's like a That's like a That's like a fun party line You're listening to right now Right? Did you know for $12 a minute You can enjoy the hottest pinball action With the coolest kids in Portland Donate now Or we're gonna hang up on you All right. I would like to play like a real game. Okay. We're playing just a legit game. I'm going to get in on this because I want to flip on this thing. Yeah, me too. So let's see if we can set some sort of awesome score or something here. All right. We got colors going, extra balls lit or something. I don't know. I don't know what I'm shooting. Just go for what. Just go for what we got. Just hit Embryon. Frickin' butt! Who's Pete? Who's Pete? I'm putting my... Tap passes are fun. They really are. When they work. I think I watched Bowen try to tap pass and just did a full flip. And it was pretty great. I love Pete. I was talking about Pete. Oh, what? Pete. Pete. Oh, Pete. Pete, yeah. Pete's a great guy. For the love of Pete. For the love of Pete. Everyone loves Pete. Pete's my boy. You're my boy, Pete. Hey, Pete, you know out there, do a little personal shout out. Hold on, let's do it. How do I tweet at rich people? At rich people. Hashtag rich people What are we going for this one? Nothing Just fun Okay Four Alright cool I can try My Best Where How much more money do we need? Two hundred Two hundred thirty dollars Two hundred thirty Away from our One thousand dollar All right. Player four. Yeah, I will do this. I will do this. It's just whatever you want to do to get the score that you want to get. If I appreciate it. All right. I hashtagged Rick people. We'll see what happens. Ah! I was... Yes. I have the worst score. Blah, blah. How do you collect the extra ball after it's lit? Very carefully. I like that action. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come on. Pizza jerk for the pizza. You good? Oh, the extra balls are turned off. Oh, they're turned off? All right. I don't even know how to collect it. Oh, wow. I know. This one's full. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's pretty good! I'm gonna kill... No. You killed, they're turned off. Well, now I'm turned off. Very anxious. Sorry, he has to be turned off. Um... So, when this is done, I need to take this hair down the back a little bit. Make it look like it's You push that little white switch on the front left for extra balls. Oh, you mean the one that gives you free credits. Uh-huh. I'm taking away these cookies. They're yours, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, not mine, but... They're hot? Yeah. They're hot. Mr. Gino, this is a Megan Carama. Liffin' A. Yeah. Liffin'. Wow, you were... beating the game up. Oh, dang, that spinnerback came in, though. Did it change that? Oh, you just did the dog PA thing. Yeah, I took my, uh... Well then you should take an entire pizza home. Get low girl. Yo, Narundi! Narundi. Um, Narundi. Dish flip. How much money you got on you buddy? You have $200,000 left? Cause that would be really awesome. That would be so nice. No! You just played for like an hour. That's huge! I love you, buddy. No, I'm sorry, man. What did I do yesterday? Oh, I was traveling. Sorry. Amos, this is my boy. Amos, this is my boy. He says, I don't have to donate anymore money. You guys donate money. What's wrong with you people? at all? What's wrong with these people? I made a subreddit. He said, it was a pretty fair summarization. It was a pretty fair characterization. Amosis, no one asked you to respond to the rich people tweet, buddy. I'm not going to play this game, but we appreciate you, man. Yeah. Thanks for being rich. All right, player four. That's me. Yeah. Yeah. Clap, clap, clap. Clap and clap. All right. Anybody want any more facts? Yes. Donate for facts. Can you give me a good topic? Inspiring fact list? What do you know about escargot? Escargot. Escargot. So, not that much. I think they're snails. um snails have shells sometimes maybe are they they have shells that de-plugged oh that would be that's the the uh the decider yeah they were like what's with this salt we live in the ocean we need shells snails without shells are slugs internet you've learned something today my other facts were a little more believable than that one that fact might not be a fact at all no it's but I mean I it's one of those things that you can say to somebody in passing they'd be like Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, I've never seen a slug with a freaking shell. Yeah, that'd be a snitch. But I know that you should be wary of French food. Because sometimes it's seriously bad. That's why we call certain French items freedom items, right? Those are good. Those are really American. Remember Freedom Fries? Yeah. I miss Freedom Fries. I do, too. Remember Freedom Toast? Like if that was the biggest thing served? Yeah, Freedom Toast instead of French Toast. Now we have Dictator Tots. Aw, Dictator Tots. Spinner bleep. No. Jerry, I have something called Gator Tots today. Gator Tots. Man, is that a question of how awesome people are to Gators Tots? Did anybody see that game? I did. Oh, baby. The Gators. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, that was fantastic. We got some gator hand emotions going on. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was such a heart-beater. Oh, yeah. And I guess the other one's on Star Trek tomorrow. It's huge. For the gator games? The gator games tomorrow, yeah. The Elite Eight. We will provide $230, one for every dollar. Yeah, Internet, can I ask you why we haven't hit $230 yet? Yeah. Yeah, what's the deal, Internet? I mean, I love you and I know money's tight, but what the hell? It's for children. It's for the kids. I mean, it's for the kids. It's for the kids. It's for the kids. Oh, for me. Wait, do we add nine on it? Oh, add nine dollars. Jack. Add nine dollars. Oh, yeah, so hold on. Where are we at? Okay. You're making me ask really hard. Pin check, we're playing Embryon. Your player, too. I am going to. We have an offer from Melissa. Uh-oh. Jessica has a picture. I don't have one. Is it of me? And is it illicit? And what do I need to pay? It's $230. I'll pay whatever it is. And she does little paintings for paintings of Brian Pinmott. So the next $100 donation that comes in will get one of those paintings. Awesome. Actually, do you want to come closer and describe this to the microphone really quick? Also, Narundi just donated $10 to Involve. Narundi! Thank you! You know what? I freaking love you, buddy. Thank you so much for that donation. That is amazing of you. That's all we need, folks. Just keep those 10s and 20s rolling in. You know, we'll get there. We have an offer on the table for the next $100 donation, ladies and gentlemen. And I am not going to say what it is because I'm going to let the artist come over here and say. We're trying to follow up. Oh, I already made it. Yeah, $50 or more, you get butt pins. So, $50 or more, you win these pins. Right, I mean, whatever you're into. And for a $100 donation, can you see that okay? Hold on, let me get the record. Thank you for slapping me in the mouth. Oh, dang. That is the painting. Go ahead and tell them what they're getting. Yeah, so they're getting, based on the Bride of Pinbat, for the next $100 donation that comes in, you'll get an original one of those from me within like a week or so. Awesome. Yeah. That's the rule. Sweet. Yay. I'm going to get $1,000. I'm going to get $1,000 for pie. Did you know also that if you donate $100 for that, you also get a butt pin? And a butt pin. And a butt pin. That'd be amazing on my wall. Exactly. Also, I will throw in a Bells and Chimes t-shirt. There you go. And they're so nice. You guys know they're so nice. You know they're so nice. You know they're so nice. They're nice. They're already like $80 or $10 or $20 or $40. They're already like $10. They're $220 away from our goal, ladies and gentlemen. Who's going to put that big $100 in there? Please. Butt pin, bell painting, bell shirt. Oh, wait. Butt pin, bride painting, bell shirt. All three different Bs. Yes. All them Bs. Your face was in the bell logo, and you looked like bells. I did? Yeah, your face was in the beard. Come on, tell me if I'm in it. Yeah. Over? Over? Oh, yeah. Looking good. Look forward. Oh, yeah. So good. Can I get the painting? Oh, no. No. Not the new bride. No. The new bride of Peterbottom? Nope. Have you seen the artwork for the new bride of Peterbottom? No. Why am I not showing you the painting? Why am I not showing you the painting? What is that? What does it look like? Oh, for Pete's sake, no. Oh, no. It's just bad. It's apparently bad. Have you seen it? No. No. Is it, like, bad? They stepped over a line. I'm sorry. Oh, no. Are they redoing the whole machine or something? The Brighton Pinbot 3.0 Super Alley. Huh. They're just making, like, a limited edition Brighton Pinbot pin. Oh, I'm sorry. And they redid all the Brighton Pinbot artwork. Are you kidding me? It's over. I don't like this game. Alright, player four. Were you player four or player two? I think I'm four. Is this it? No. That's the OG stuff. Go look at what they're spreading around there. Internet. We need two hundred and twenty something dollars. Alright? Let's go. I know you can do it, folks. Thank you so much. I know you've been generous all night. Help us hit this goal. of $1,000. I love you so much. The next $100 donation, as Ben said, you get the deadfoot butt pins, a bells and chimes shirt, and an original piece of artwork based on Bride of Pinball. The original? The original. I appreciate it, Pincheck. Thank you. We're raising money for the Pinball Outreach Project And we are really close to our donation Pin Chick, I don't want to be like that But you should pass a hat around at the bar Pass the hat Pass the hat I didn't know that Isn't that wonderful? Oh no, I died Oh, I thought it was great I don't know what you guys thought Oh no Your head isn't nine times longer than your waist That you can wrap a scrunchie around Someone's a link to the Bride of Pins No. We do have to... Just imagine... Here's the thing. Yeah. We do have to say... Yeah, okay. Sorry. It's all right. It's all right. Not going to hold back. You know what's great? Artwork. Artwork is great. I want to... Especially the original pinball. It's right for them. It's a heart. Oh, wait. Is the heart hiding, like, genitalia? It's hiding something. Maybe. similar to Lady Luck. Oh. And Paragon. Oh. I was wondering why these cards were just all over the place. They are censoring items maybe children don't need to be seen on pinball machines. Now, it's... I will never have a bread and butter here. But... Alternate back glasses. Get that new one. Get that new one up right now. Let's go. Internet, let's get some money rolling in here. So, what time do we have? None. None. We've hit it. What? Yeah, but those balls are left on no problem. Those balls on the left are no problem. You know what? Reading. I believe he's talking about six balls. Oh. Those are... Those are balls. Those are just balls. They are literal balls. Literal balls. They're just... It's a tube full of balls. I know. But it's no problem. Do you even know what balls are? Oh, Zero Fire is hosting us for one viewer. Thank you, buddy. Zero Fire. Zero Fire is an amazing, amazing lady who watches me every single day, and she's just super freaking rad. Owen doesn't think they're all the Captain Balls. Oh, no. Zoe, you have found all of those. I've found all the balls. Oh, my God. I've been doing so well. I'm sorry, guys. Zoe was swearing a lot seven times okay what do we want to do what do we want to do what can we do to get you kiddos to donate kiddos what will it take go our chapter balls do me a solid and take and put them close. We could talk more about college basketball. It means you like that. Put it low. Wear a popcorn hat. Look at this place, Internet. How are you not helping us raise amazing money for this awesome place? I'm being lazy. Thanks. Alright, I guess we're... Alright, let's get some money in here. We need some cash to keep this place going. It's great. We love it. Raising money. Raising money. We like money. Alright, hold on. This one is coming down. See? Shit's beside theین two Oldie Do HEROES 2,200 THICK! double leisure with encore buddy double leisure budget In Yeah I think they're going to fall out. Yo, $50 from Meg Griffin. Woo! We love Meg Griffin! Meg! We love Meg! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, no. I got 20 whole coins in that. Oh, wait. I never got that. Wait. Yo, NH Mayo at $10 says, I'm actually watching this when I could be watching Babymetal videos. Oh! Yay! Y'all, let's get some hearts and chat. We are on our way. Let's keep it going. The, uh, the jokes are totally on here. Okay, can we just pull up that, like, Melissa's got 20 points? Oh, yeah. Jack, can we go back to the score cam? She's got 20 points. We're at 140-thin dollars. Woo! How did you get 20 points? Very carefully. This is a little bit of a problem. You can't see. Yeah. Megan's got pins. Megan's got pins. Yeah. Is she local? Yes. Megan's about to grab her pins. Megan's about to. For sure. Friends Vlog just donated $20 to Zoe, my new spirit. Yay! Woo! All right. Let's go. Let's go. We're at $860. We are $140 away, Internet. $140. $140. One of you has that in their wallet right now that they were going to spend on, like, a fancy sake at a sushi restaurant. But why do that? That's the reason, eh? Get it. Get it. Hey, Griffin, I have your butt pic. I'm like, why are you giving me O? You're very special. You're written out over there. Oh, wow. This is everything bad, first of all. Okay. You guys literally just got to finish. Don't make up, honey. It's good to know that you get coins for writing your name. Writing your name. You're doing my part. Writing your name. I love you, bud. We still have 40 coins. We are so close, Internet. So close. $140. Double my coins. $140, Internet. $140 away from our goal. Charity, let's let's do this. Internet, share on social media, tell the person next to you that you love them and you'd make out with them if you donated $140. I would like to take this moment to say that my boyfriend is still watching this song. Boyfriend! Can you please donate $40? Don't do it. Don't do it. We're going to put Donald in one day. For the six-year anniversary. It's great. For the six-year anniversary. Why don't you just donate? How about this? I will... What's your boyfriend's name? Don't tell me. Wait, wait. Boyfriend. How are you? It's like Ed Robertson or something. Robinson. I said Robinson. There you go. You nailed it. How tall is he? 6'1"? 6'1"? It's above average, buddy. So how about this? You come to Chicago, man, after donating $140, I'll show you a good time. Yeah. Whatever you think that is, is what it is. All right? Whatever you think that is, is what it is. It's right there. I can't see it. It's right there. $140. Come on in there. We can do this. I'll share that terrible bride art if someone donates another $100. No. Against my better judgment. Oh, I tried to catch that and that was... Moose Lava donated $10! Okay. Yeah, Moose Lava! Moose, I love you. And I'm in love with you. Radical isn't a DMV extreme. Jack, what is it? Okay, TKY. I mean, whatever you want. I mean, the pins, yeah, you get them. It is in my heart. Right, the pins are busted. Yeah, exactly. Alright, Internet, come on. $130. What does that mean? Somebody called Phil Martin. Only $130 more and then you do the live pinball machine. Wait, what? Did a live pinball machine run? Okay, Boeing. Buyer, man. This is a real charity, and we're raising real money for them. Player one. Whoa, Zoe is doing it, too, isn't it? Who was player one? Me? I don't know who was player one. I think that was Mary. Yeah, a low score like that. Here comes Mary. Here we go. Oh, the head machine. I mean, oh, now that Rick knows how to time people out and be a moderator, he wants to do it all the time. Oh, wow. Don't make me time you out, Bob. This is a real charity. Oh, my God. Listen, dude. If you have the green sword. Mod the mods. No, I'm not. Something about, right? I did get to try out a few machines over at headquarters. Nice. Nice! Headquarters has a very interesting collection of machines. You know who else has a great collection of machines? Pimbalari's project. There's a lot of great games here. And it has Greg and Greg and Good! And Nicole and... Double Danger Donate $140! Woooooooo! Yes! Yes! We can go home! Double Danger! Double Danger! danger. Dude, let me tell you something, Double Danger. Number one, you just won a piece of lovely, lovely artwork. Number two, you just won a pair of butt pins that you made yourself. You also won, Double Danger, a Bells and Chimes t-shirt. But he sells those. I'll give it to you, dude. Here, I'll sign it for you, buddy. I'll kiss it. I'll kiss it, because I love you. Double Danger, truly, I love you so much, man. You do a lot of great things, and thank you so much for wrapping up that donation. You helped us hit that $1,000 mark. You're a beast. I want to kiss you, right? Here, everyone turn off your speakers right now. I've got to say something to Double Danger. Double Danger. Yo, girl, what's up? I love you. You can do it. You can do it. Double effing danger. We're at $1,010. Dude, double danger. You're too much, man. Thank you so much, buddy. I'm drinking and playing dollar games. Just got to win it back. That's what I said. Yeah, dude. You can easily make... It's time to step it up to $10 games and just start destroying people. Holy crap. Double danger. Nice. That was so awesome. When do, uh... I mean, what... What would you like on your tombstone? That sounds threatening. No, you don't remember those pizza commercials? Uh... What do you want? On the television? Because then, no, I probably don't. Like, what do you want on your tombstone? Cheese and pepperoni? Was I born when this happened? Freak! I'm old! I'm old, man. I honestly think it's because I didn't watch TV. I'm old. Oh, you want music? Oh, no, that's a specific to them. Yeah. By the way, there was no middleman here for this, folks. The money you donated went directly to Pop's PayPal account. So all you saw here were notifications popping up to give you guys props. And thank you so freaking much for donating. A big shout out to Greg and Nicole and Pivari's Project for having us. I want to thank the ladies, Bells and Chimes PDX, for allowing me to screen here. A big round of applause for them. Let's go full screen on this. Ladies. Full screen. You've got to go full screen. You've got to go full screen. Show off the shirts. I'm not wearing a shirt. She's not wearing a shirt. Screen, screen. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We'll key it out and put a shirt on her. Oh my god, I wore the right clothes. Wear the right clothes. Right, right. No clothes. No clothes on stream. Internet, thank you all so much for donating tonight. This is a great cause. You're all super amazing. Pinball has a really supportive fan base. And we can't thank you enough for being here. Yeah. 1,010. I don't know what to tell you. 1,010 dollars. in like what, two, three hours? Nailed it. Thank you. Bye, Internet. I love you guys. So once we get to Quarter World, I will try to fire up a quick IRL stream and just chat with you and do stuff that we can't do on stream here. All right, guys? I love you. Ladies, gentlemen, really, my heart goes out to you. Have a wonderful freaking night. And tune in tomorrow where we're going to be streaming from C-Bar. Yeah. With a lot of PDXers. I think there's going to be a good handful of people. The league stuff happening before or after I'm streaming at 8 o'clock? It's turning at 8 o'clock. That starts at 6, but usually we're streaming at 8. Wait, we got another donation from 907 Robo with $20. Woo! Let me say, that was your boyfriend? Yeah! Yeah! That earned you a wink, buddy. I love you. One last thing, folks. Don't just look at this one event as the time that you donated and that's it. There's lots of great charities, especially this one. Donate as often as you can. If you've got five bucks, why throw it at some freaking Twinkies or some garbage or whatever you would do with it. Donate it to a good cause. We will always have a link to Pinball Outreach Project on our chat down below the video here. you'll see that white box that you've been clicking on and donating on. It's always there. So click it. Donate to kids. $1, $5, whatever you think you're willing to give. I love you all so much. Have a wonderful night, and I'll see you tomorrow, Internet. Goodbye. Bye, Internet. Bye. Signing off. Dead blood signing off. Good job, guys. Yay.