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TRON LEGACY (Stern 2011) 06/29/15

Dead Flip·video·3h 20m·analyzed·Jul 2, 2015
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TL;DR

Deadflip plays modded Tron Legacy with alternative soundtrack; extended discussion of hypothetical pinball themes.

Summary

Deadflip Pinball streams gameplay of Tron Legacy (Stern 2011), a heavily modded machine with custom software by Matt Scott and alternative Daft Punk soundtrack. The stream features Jack Danger and Crystal G playing and discussing the game's mechanics, steep playfield setup, and multiball modes. Chat participates in extended brainstorming about hypothetical future pinball themes, with discussion of licensing constraints and operator/collector preferences.

Key Claims

  • Matt Scott (programmer on Big Lebowski, ScoreGasm Master) created custom code for Tron Legacy with new Daft Punk songs

    high confidence · Jack Danger identifies Matt Scott as programmer who worked on Big Lebowski and ScoreGasm Master, states he 'put in new songs on here. To replace the songs that weren't so fun. But it's all still Daft Punk. Just better Daft Punk.'

  • Tron Legacy was set up at extremely steep angle to reduce floatiness and increase difficulty

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'We set it up really steep...back legs all the way up, front legs all the way down. Ridiculous steep.' Later: 'We have it set up steep because this game, when it's level, is a floaty bastard.'

  • Tron Legacy uses a 3D collagrate back glass

    high confidence · Jack Danger states: 'The back glass that we have is the 3D collagrate back glass.'

  • There are two Rolling Stones pinball machines: an old one and a Stern machine with Mick Jagger theme

    medium confidence · Jack Danger: 'Yeah, there's two The Rolling Stones pinball machines, actually. There's a very old one, and then there's the one that Sam Stern made. The one that was a Mick Jagger...'

  • Stern made a black and white Olympics-themed Galaxy pinball for 1981 Olympics

    medium confidence · Jack Danger: 'I know Sam Stern did that once with a Galaxy. They took an old Galaxy... It was for the 81 Olympics... Yeah, I saw that on the MPC a few years ago.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is Tron. Uh, Zentron. This game was voted on by you guys...We set it up really steep. It should be fun.”

    Jack Danger@ 0:50 — Establishes community voting on game selection and gameplay setup philosophy

  • “Three bottles of wine and a magical red cake. And make sure you play pinball a lot.”

    Jack Danger@ 21:08 — Humorous reference to recovery from previous stream; establishes streaming culture and venue atmosphere

  • “I really, really want to see a Paul John Craig-like film on the drain...The galaxy would be great, but the Mercury sucks so much.”

    Chat participant@ 26:55 — Reveals community desire for specific IP themes and reveals licensing/theme preferences

  • “I think Pokemon machine would do incredibly well. Honestly, I really do...I think a Lego pinball machine would be...Yeah, Pitch Perfect would make a great pinball machine.”

    Jack Danger / Chat@ 27:15 — Documents hypothetical theme suggestions reflecting current pop culture and collector interests

  • “I'm super flabbergasted that there isn't a real, real pinball machine for ghostbusters. Or Beetlejuice.”

    Jack Danger@ 29:34 — Identifies licensing gaps and community demand for specific major IP

  • “With the new Ghostbusters movies coming out soon, because there's two more coming out that aren't related, there's the all-female cast Ghostbusters coming out, and then there's another all-male cast Ghostbusters coming out.”

    Jack Danger@ 29:38 — References upcoming Ghostbusters film production plans; indicates awareness of IP development pipeline

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystal GpersonMatt ScottpersonStern PinballcompanyTron LegacygameDeadflip PinballorganizationScoreGasm MastergameBig Lebowski Pinballgame

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Community participates in extended brainstorming session about hypothetical pinball themes, reflecting high engagement and creative investment in game design discussions

    high · Extended chat discussion suggesting multiple IPs: Pokemon, Lego, Pitch Perfect, Avatar, Bill & Ted, Ghostbusters, Beetle Juice, Sonic, Rocky Horror, Led Zeppelin, Zelda, Angry Birds, etc.

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Positive reception of Tron Legacy's gameplay depth and mechanical design; players express genuine enjoyment and engagement with shot sequences and multiball modes

    high · Jack: 'This is a really, really fun game, a really fast game...this game has a lot of fun stuff, a lot of tight shots, but a lot of the shots on here that are hard are also super, super, super rewarding when you hit them.'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Deadflip uses extreme playfield angle (steep setup) as intentional design choice to counteract inherent floatiness of Tron Legacy and increase difficulty/skill requirement

    high · Jack: 'We set it up really steep...back legs all the way up, front legs all the way down. Ridiculous steep...when it's level, is a floaty bastard. And we try to keep our stuff as hard as possible here.'

  • ?

    licensing_signal: Community identifies significant licensing gaps: Ghostbusters and Beetlejuice notably absent despite major IP status and strong collector demand; upcoming Ghostbusters film production may create licensing opportunity

    medium · Jack: 'I'm super flabbergasted that there isn't a real, real pinball machine for ghostbusters. Or Beetlejuice...With the new Ghostbusters movies coming out soon, because there's two more coming out that aren't related...that might be good.'

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
Ooh, ooh, ooh, what about you? Oh, I'm alive, guys. I'm alive. I am alive. Lots of drinking. But I made it. I persevered.
0:18
This thing's leaning like crazy. How the hell is everybody? Too much jerky. Wonko, I did eat, like, all that jerky.
0:40
Too much jerky, too much red wine, too much everything, man. It was a nightmare. Not enough jerky, damn it.
0:48
Zentron, it's not Kiss, unfortunately. This is Tron. Uh, Zentron. This game was voted on by you guys. Jaded, thanks for the host. Hello, you man.
1:02
You guys voted on this game and we're going to play it all week. We set it up really steep. It should be fun.
1:11
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community_signal: Jack Danger mentions re-theming an old EM machine with custom illustration style, indicating hands-on involvement in physical pinball restoration/customization projects

medium · Jack: 'When I'm re-theming my pinball machine, which is going to be an old EM, what should it be?...if I can come up with an awesome theme, but using my illustrative style, that would be amazing...It's very line work-y. It's a little cartoony, but it's super sweet.'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Tron Legacy at Deadflip includes custom code modifications by Matt Scott replacing original soundtrack with alternative Daft Punk songs to improve gameplay experience

    high · Jack Danger: 'Matt Scott...he's done other stuff...he's also good at messing with code. So as you can see, that's his name. And he put in new songs on here. To replace the songs that weren't so fun. But it's all still Daft Punk. Just better Daft Punk.'

    • As in back legs all the way up, front legs all the way down. Ridiculous steep. It's going to be fun.
    1:21
    My body's still in recovery mode. I went to wait the first time I saw original trials on later this that's awesome choke wagon I must ask who sent you my life this Tron is a pro but it's been modded both playfield and software wise. Newlyweds playfield? Hell no. Hell no. We're gonna leave it dingy. Leave it dirty. I am gonna wipe it off though because it's a little grunge.
    2:20
    Guys, how the hell did I even survive Friday? That was out of control. Three bottles of wine, playing... I looked at my playlist and apparently I was playing like Saves the Day really loud. Yeah, I deleted that video real quick because when I went back to look at the VOD, I thought my shirt was about to come off and that would have just ended everything for everybody and it wouldn't have been any fun. I got rid of it. It was a good time though. This back room was a mess. There were stern boxes everywhere. Because apparently I was wrestling them or something. I don't know. I have no idea. You decided not to finish the third bottle? There were three empty bottles when I woke up the next day. I managed to see the bottle last to do. No! I even streamed for like freaking four hours, man.
    3:45
    So I got something swinging in from Florida next week. Timbalife, what does that mean, man? What do you got swinging in from Florida?
    4:01
    Did anyone capture the 80s Tron tees? I think that was just a joke to get a rise out of people. Did anyone manage to break that code that was there?
    4:15
    Because there was some sort of like little code. It was like a bunch of gibberish. Red hoodie, drunk E.T. Shingo.
    4:25
    I'll nod on this. What's up, buddy? Yesterday I went to a Twitch meetup here in Chicago, and that was pretty cool. There's a crap load of people there. It was awesome to see that there were so many streamers in Chicago.
    4:40
    What's up, Matt McGrath? My man. Selling Friday bootlegs on eBay? Do not. Oh my god. That was something else, guys. Holy crap.
    4:56
    I just started that day off wrong. Ooh, air conditioning. How did you find the local Twitch meetup? Uh, I was just contacted because people were putting one together.
    5:12
    Wait, Wild Wendy! Hello! How are you, Wendy? Good to see you. Oh my god, I'm so tired! I'm so tired. Don't like kids, am I right?
    5:30
    Don? Eight, two kids. Rocket Beans, what's up? Good to see you, man. Pinball Life, that's awesome, dude, that you got a Stern Spider-Man. You're not going to be disappointed.
    5:42
    Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day one on Tron Legacy. This is a really, really fun game, a really fast game from Stern in about 2011, based off of the sequel to the movie Tron that came out in the 80s. this game has a lot of fun stuff, a lot of tight shots, but a lot of the shots on here that are hard are also super, super, super rewarding when you hit them. And they feel incredible once you can get this game flowing.
    6:12
    Our goal, I guess, is going to hit Portal. The Demented Warlock with the two months in a row. I love you, man. I mean it. You're just so damn sexy. Thank you. Can I get some flippers up please?
    6:31
    All anonymous streamers. Uh that streamers thing is only on Lethal Frags thing. What is this pic? What pic are you talking about? Oh my god, did you check Jaded? Oh my god, what is this picture?
    6:48
    Oh my lord. Hey, Post Jack. All right, what's up, everybody? Jaded, I look frightening in that photo.
    6:59
    Jack a little too much. Crystal is going to be joining us today, so that'll be fun. But yeah, we're going to be playing Tron all week. Our goal is to hit Portal.
    7:10
    Outside of that, I guess we'll just switch the cameras over and start blowing it up. Hope everyone had a rocking weekend. I had a motorcycle event to go to and my freaking throttle cable snapped. Can't do it because I'm a ding dong.
    7:34
    Scott Pinball, did you see that? So I don't know if you guys are familiar with Scott Denisi, but he is one of the programmers who worked on the Big Lebowski Pinball Machine. He was one of the brains behind the new Bagatelle game, Gorgasm Master. He created the tilt bob on that, which was the most incredibly ingenious thing.
    8:00
    And he's done other stuff. If any of you folks have the physical deadflip flippers, he's the man that printed those out.
    8:07
    And he's also good at messing with code. So as you can see, that's his name. And he put in new songs on here. to replace the songs that weren't so fun.
    8:18
    But it's all still Daft Punk. Just better Daft Punk. You know what I'm saying. Throttle cable snap repair with nylon string from Fischel. Yeah, no kidding.
    8:32
    Can you guys hear that, or should I turn it up? I feel like I need to turn this up. Hold on. Turn it up! This machine looks pretty exciting. Dude, Rick, I'm telling you, this game is a lot of frickin' fun. So when I, hold on, how's that sound? Right there? That sounds pretty good. I can turn it up more if I need to. When I went to this Twitch meetup, I met a lot of people that stream like everything. And every person, they're like, hey, what are you streaming? I'm like, I stream physical pinball. There's like three cameras, elaborate setup, blah, blah, blah. They're just like, ah. That's cool.
    9:43
    Because it's hard to, I guess, relate. The only thing we had in common was that we were both on Twitch, as far as people are concerned. Roy Dutch Forever. Pinball and Tron, the perfect combo. Dude, you rule. Greetings from the Netherlands. Greetings from Chicago, Illinois. In USA.
    10:01
    A bit louder. Oh my god, fine. You guys are killing me. Shirek, what's up buddy? Yeah, I saw you last night. UGR Gaming? Hello, hello? Yeah, there was a lot of awesome people at that Twitch meetup. You got Shirek in the chat there and UGR Gaming and stuff like that. It was pretty rad. There were some people that didn't quite understand what streaming pinball was, like I was mentioning. And, you know, that's where the conversation fell short. but it is what it is. But I even won a copy of, what is it, the new Batman game, Arkham Knight, at the meetup. It was pretty rad.
    10:46
    Alright, so folks, here is how to play Tron in a nutshell. So when you first plunge, your instinct is to want to plunge all the way around, but what you actually want to do is you want to short plunge, which means just pull it a little bit out, and the ball's going to come up just past the gate here and you want it to fall into where this green arrow is pointing. Batman Arkham Knight, there you go, man.
    11:08
    Batman Arkham Knight. Okay, so once you fall in there, that is not only a skill shot worth more than any other skill shot on here, but it also gives you something towards a mode. Then it's going to spit it out and at that point you want to focus on starting a multiball. There's two multiballs, two primary multiballs in this game. One is light cycle by hitting any shop that has one of these flashing orange yellowish lights in front of it And the second is hitting this here this green light is right here. There's a shop. That's really tight right there You got to hit that several times and that's also multi ball any multi ball that you light up can only be started by Once the lights flashing here send you back into that hole You can't really see it, but there's a little scoop or a hole in the play field right here Try to subscribe except I needed a credit card number. Oh, that sucks dude The one that got away. I had to see the screen for myself. That's awesome, dude. Shai Rack, thanks so much, man. I appreciate it. Seriously. All right, let's see if we can't get something rolling, eh?
    12:06
    We also set this thing up really, really steep, so some of the stuff I'm talking about might not translate that well because the ball is going to be flying across the playfield.
    12:19
    You want to, oh, you want to close up on the playfield? I can do that really quick before I start playing. Um, you know what? Yes. Here's what I'm gonna do. With the face cam. Maybe not the face cam. Maybe the DMD. Hold on.
    12:34
    Good luck now. What's going on, man? Um, yeah, let me give you a tiny little tour. Let me see if I can do this. Just show you some of the up-close stuff here, because there's a lot of things you may not be seeing. Uh-oh, that's Crystal, guys. dead flip or you can hang up on me I mean whatever you want to do that's fine so here is the gist of the play field let me see if I can get a little slack on here oh my god that was not good alright guys don't get sick Don't get sick. Alright, so here's what we're looking at. So out of the shooter lane here, here's the plunger. You want a soft plunge up to where it just passes this gate and there's a hole here. You see that? This is where you want the ball to fall into. And also when you want to start a multiball all these lights are pointed at that bolt because that's how you start the multiball. There's a multiball by hitting this gate right here enough. Where is it? Where's my finger? Hello, Mom? Where's my finger? Those three things there, if you hit that enough, that gate goes down. You've got to get it behind there a couple times and that's a multiball. This tight stop here where it says advanced Cora, right there, You've got to shoot through this little spinner and around. Once you hit that enough, Cora down here lights, and that's a multiball.
    14:17
    The light cycle multiball is lit by hitting anything with these square, like, motorcycle-looking things on it. You hit enough of those, it lights up, light cycle, get it in there. Works out pretty well.
    14:33
    Outside of that, Crystal's here. Hey, Internet. We also have the game set up really, really steep. If you see, the bubble is a lot higher than it should be because we cranked this thing. But yeah, that's about it. There's an upper flipper here. And what you're trying to do is complete all these modes to get the portal. But what you do is you'll complete them, get it in here, get C simulation, then try to fully complete them to get the portal. Everything's pretty much started by shooting it in this hole here. So yeah, that's it. Hope that worked.
    15:09
    Yo, hashtag don't vomit. Hashtag, I'm sorry, hashtag crystal. Yo. Sorry, I'm late, guys. Yeah, how could you? How could I? Trying. Do you want to start up a game? Sure. Do it.
    15:27
    I was at the Twitch meetup yesterday briefly. Oh, yeah, you went also. Did you see anybody else? Did you meet anybody else that was interested? I met a handful of people, and some of them are in the chat right now. Dope. Oh, I'm a super. The back glass that we have is the 3D collagrate back glass.
    15:51
    I don't even want to go for the scoop, right? Yeah. You got that ladder? No. We got that ladder? Yeah, Crystal. What? You should be okay. What's up, buddy? Yes, this is Crystal. Crystal G. The queen of the castle, or whatever you want to call it. So, um, I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but the game is stupid, stupid speed. Also, it might be leaning left a little bit. Jump shot. That's the first two numbers of the last name. Gem shot? Gem? GM? Are you kidding me? Look at this. So that bubble is supposed to be in between those two lines. Look how high up it is. This thing is just... I can feel it. Correct. Let's try again. You got to go shave your legs. See you later pinball Joe. That sounds sexy. Queen of the cat's head. Jack, you might want to move the clay field's cam to the left a little bit. Oh, I hit it. There we go. You're right. Jack, you might want to move the Clayfield's cam to the left a little bit. Oh, I get it. There we go. You're right. There we go. So.
    17:03
    So now what? What'd you do? Just keep shooting, Cora, all day. Okay, cool. I can do that. At least try. Wreck her off. Speaking of hashtags, last week someone ordered a hash brown in Sweden. Someone got left to try to order a hash brown. Hash brown? What's that? What does hash brown mean in Sweden?
    17:28
    Is it too floaty in its normal... Yeah, player one, this game's a little floaty. Hi, Jack and chat. What have we... Oh, we have it set up steep because this game, when it's level, is a floaty bastard. And we try to keep our stuff as hard as possible here. And they're all so trusted. How loose do you have the tilt-bob set up? Let's test it. I'm going to do a little slap here.
    17:50
    Okay. I have to adjust the tilt. Oh, no, I don't. I was just doing really good at slapping. Nothing's, like, really close.
    18:05
    You get, like, one big move. That's about it. I am not getting this bounce over. I haven't been able to wrap my brain around that yet. Me neither. I just, I spin it up more so that there's less wiggling.
    18:25
    But I think that's helping it? I don't know. I haven't figured it out. Okay, we're good. Okay. Chip, calm down. Chill pod works.
    18:38
    I'm going to give it a second. Holy Christ. Danger gave it a pretty good shake. Oh, I'll give you a pretty good shake. Oh, that's not very nice.
    18:48
    Oh, like dance moves, right? This music is... Yes. Scott the Newbie switched his glory hole. What's up, buddy? Wait, was Scott the Newbie here? Was what? When was Scott the Newbie here? Um, never. Oh. Oh, because it's... His name's all over the game. So, if you get it in the scoop now, you have like, like a multiple. Alright. Try to go for end of the line jackpot. End of the lines are where it's at, man. That's where all the money is. I'm just trying to get the feel for all the shots here before we start battling. Nice. Do everything. Oh, whoa, the blue is like taking over the D&D camera.
    19:49
    Why is that happening? That is so blue. It matches my hair. Wiggle. Did you say wiggle it? Wiggle it a little bit is what he says. It's just a quote from the movie, no big deal.
    20:07
    Oh, that's what I'm going to do. It's when Tron finally gets his Tron glow sticks and he goes to that nightclub and he starts doing the rave dancing. Yeah, with Daft Punk. Can you rave dance, Crystal? I don't know.
    20:29
    I just get to break dancing. Break dancing? Like booty freak dancing? Booty? What's booty? Booty. I will never say booy in my life. I thought you were trying to pronounce booy. UGI, what's up buddy? No, I uh, it's all about booty man. It's all about that booty. I just love dating a bodyguard. We have it. We have respect for alcohol. I'm taking it a little easy on the old drinkerinos today. Because Friday was such a nightmare.
    21:01
    End of the line, ya mama. And that just keeps going up, bro. Jack Trump is the fountain of youth, I see.
    21:08
    Yeah, it's called three bottles of red wine and a magical red cake. And make sure you play pinball a lot.
    21:20
    So we have double scoring rolling and multiball. And we're hitting nothing. There's a free gym shot. That's cute.
    21:33
    Son of a... the son of Jamaica. So, I'm hitting nothing that I shouldn't hit. Let's wrap up here real quick.
    21:49
    Alright, we need another chorus job. You son of a... Yeah, go out. I hate you. I'm just kidding. I love this game. And I love you, Internet. Thank you for coming. Holy crap. You really are the illest. Is that a thing? Hey, to the extreme, what's up? Jack, any chance of seeing a Transformers table here one day? Absolutely, PSP.
    22:11
    My buddy Brad has a Transformers, and there's a few out on location, so there's a good chance we could get one on stream. I might take a bunch of games that we don't have here at the studio and put them up for a vote and then just travel to where we need to go and play said game. All right, Crystal, you ready? This is for the money. Jada, what are you talking about? Oh, hey, Katie, you should show Crystal that pic I took.
    22:35
    No, no, no. It's just me. I'm like, I'm a mega drunk nightmare person. Welcome back, program. Ready to give up? Yeah. Oh, you want to start? You want to start.
    22:50
    I don't mind if I do. I'm starting it up. Thanks. Try the cheese plunge. What? Try the cheese plunge. Any word about Kiss? ZZ Top, you need to contact Skurn right now and tell him to give me a game.
    23:05
    What's this, Steve? Oh, that's a scoop. Your mom's a skunk. What the... What the frick is going on? Oh, yeah, baby. Slip! Get that! No! You and I are okay. I'm Batman. Jerry Batman.
    23:30
    I can just do this all day. Let's do it. I got ripped. What, like working out a lot? I'm dead. I've been to work. I've been making the kids as well.
    23:50
    Jack and I keep switching shirts. Okay. Flip. Ooh! Flip. That combo, though. Flip. Oh, God. I was going to say, you're not a girl.
    24:32
    Alright baby. Oh yeah, just throw the ball away, that's what I wanted. Oh, every single one of you! I love libations. Me too.
    24:42
    Within... Okay, so... What did it say? Time for a run. Oh, you son of a bingo player. Okay. Oh, give me all the breaks, man.
    25:06
    These are all the breaks. The worst is when the ball is about to drain, and that dude starts laughing because he knows the ball's great.
    25:27
    It's fine. And before screen, here's Batman at Dark Knight Table. PSP Gamer, we had a Batman here for a while.
    25:38
    Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up. Welcome to Drop By to wish you a fantastic week. Pin on dudes and do that Papa Swap. I love you and we'll be seeing you later. Hi, Papa.
    25:50
    Hola. Papacito. That ball was like, too high, too high, train. America. Let it bounce, let it bounce. Yeah, we're left frozen, pinball table.
    26:12
    Too much yapping on this. Alright folks, there's about 50 people here. What kind of pinball machine would you like to see next?
    26:22
    On Deadlift or just me? I don't want any sequels. No, like a brand new machine that Stern should make right now. No sequels, no just an original, order licensed machine. What do you got for me?
    26:37
    Aviator Batman kind of? No! That was hard to do. Crack the ball. Let it go, let it go. Which place? I really, really want to see a Paul Craig-like film on the train. Paul Craig. Pinball would be cool.
    27:05
    But think everything. Movies, books, TV shows. The galaxy would be great, but the Mercury sucks so much. You're giving that back. All right. We do have a tiny bit of a ball safe. I think the Pokemon pinball machine would do incredibly well. Honestly, I really do. Grateful Dead, probably?
    27:26
    Probably not, I don't know. I think something with... Maybe not Minecraft. I think a Lego pinball machine would be... Oh, yeah. Le-le-legit. Yeah, Pitch Perfect would make a great pinball machine. It's hard to smile in this thing. What? That one's so sad. You can't do anything. Make your head out of the sledge. Where's the red biker suit? Yes. I got broken. Sorry. Call him. Don't call him. Do whatever. Broken here would be cool, but that song would be unlocked by Wizard Mode, so... Mad Max would make a cool one. Like what is a... what's a movie coming out... Did you get it? Nicely done buddy. Wait, were you so close? Hell yeah. Alright, we're tied. Yo. You ready? Write it down. Oh. God, yell at me. Write it down! Write it down. See, I get cocky. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know, man. I don't know. I think, uh, I think we're done. I think a Bill and Ted's football machine would be awesome. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
    28:48
    JD, how was Saturday morning? It was, I can't even explain. I can't even begin to talk about how disgusting it was.
    28:59
    Okay, what are you going for here? Where's Batman? Oh, yeah, Bats. I'll see you later, buddy. Yeah, we'll see you in a bit.
    29:10
    Alright, so, Jan... Chris... An Orange is the New Black pinball machine. Oh God. J.D.? Nope! Nope! The Blues Brothers would have made an awesome pinball machine. I don't think it will now.
    29:34
    I'm still actually super flabbergasted that there isn't a real, real pinball machine for ghostbusters. Or Beetlejuice. Or Beetlejuice, exactly. But you know what? With the new Ghostbusters movies coming out soon, because there's two more coming out that aren't related, there's the all-female cast Ghostbusters coming out, and then there's another all-male cast Ghostbusters coming out. Why are you doing that? I think it's like a fork of something in the storyline that's happening, but yeah, that might be good. Jackus, I sent you to the Facebook page private pic after the... Oh, my God. What are you reading?
    30:14
    I am Skippy. So the light killed my retina. Spaceballs would have made... See, that's it. It's like, that would have made an incredible machine. I think it's too far gone now.
    30:31
    Oh, you, Susano. Let it go. Let me grow. Rock Hand Arena. Sonic the Hedgehog would be cool. You know what? Rocky Horror, I think, even though that's so far gone, that's like the craziest cult following that actually might go somewhere.
    30:57
    What are other really hot games right now that aren't Minecraft? Isn't Kiss, yeah, Kiss is an old band, but like, Kiss has a following like Rocky Horror has. Like, it's an all-ages, for some reason people just love it forever type of thing. It's like the, it's like a Rash of Penelope that just seemed to be coming out. It's all, like, all dude rock bands. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Led Zeppelin and Ballmer scene coming out. Yeah, Zelda would be cool. Angry Birds could work, absolutely.
    31:40
    Yes, Billingshead would have been at it each 100%. So would have been me. Final Fantasy is a good franchise.
    31:53
    I don't know how hot it is right now. Assassin's Creed. Yeah. I think Assassin's Creed has a movie coming out soon. Oh, sure. Don't ask me.
    32:07
    Whoa, solid stuff. Deadflip deserves a pinball machine? I would love a deadflip machine. It would be like the Chicago machine. It would be a machine sponsored by PBR. Oh, wow.
    32:22
    Beer and hipsters hanging out on a slate field. It's like Ray Deere is a guy with a curly mustache with a bow tie and a pipe walking a small dog drinking a very expensive coffee. And then over here is some poser dude on a motorcycle with a vest that says a pinball club name on it.
    32:44
    Smiling Hill, Half-Life, GTA. Donate the pinball pinball. God, I cannot hit that. Oh, anything. Yeah, we ain't finding our shots here, TV. Oh my god. The steepness. The steepness of...
    33:10
    That's the steepest. Because they were taking Olympics, the moment they came out with the next Olympics... Yeah, that's kinda neat. I know Stern did that once with a Galaxy. They took an old Galaxy. Well, it actually wasn't old at the time. It was for the 81 Olympics. Oh, is that the one that made it all white? Yeah. Yeah, I saw that on the MPC a few years ago. Pretty cool. It's very pretty. It's a little... All white pinball machine. You can't beat it.
    33:43
    Okay, I need that relight. Stop messing around. Hello, give me the ball, I'm the slipper. That was like negative three, by the way, by the time I counted that. I'm getting all the time from a flimmy.
    34:02
    You're reading, buddy. Thomas Larson is already a Rolling Stones pinball machine a few years ago. Yeah, there's two Rolling Stones pinball machines, actually. There's a very old one, and then there's the one that Stern made. The one that was a Mick Jagger that... Yep.
    34:19
    The awful Mick Jagger. It's called... Switch Pinball. Yeah, you know what? I'm re-theming a pinball machine soon and I might make a Twitch one because I would love an all white and purple pinball machine. That would look beautiful. Okie dokie. Here we go. How about a new World Cup Soccer? Yeah, that might be neat.
    34:40
    Oh, Player One, a Hitchcock movie scene going like Vertigo or Backlash? Holy crap, that would look great. Red Hot Chili Peppers demo machine would have the sweet pepper rebloat.
    34:58
    Wreck your arm. Wreck your arm? Damn near a caper arm. Love you. Red Hot Chili Peppers just for you Jack. No gross.
    35:13
    No spank yo... The chili peppers are not so much of my favorite. What the hell was that? Did you see that?
    35:26
    Starch? Did you see the starch? It's juggling. Excuse me. Good laugh, buddy. All right. Let me tighten this up. Can we throw some more people in? Yes. Well, that's good. We're not going to have a problem. Just make sure it doesn't fall over. Welcome back, okay.
    35:46
    KMFDM pinball? Uh, maybe. What's a good, like, overarching pinball theme? Like, you know, like you have... Sports, cars... Like, not super specific, like a Capcom pinball machine. You know what I'm saying? Instead of just a... Alright, I'm building up a really big end of the line bonus here. Come on, then. I think Leggo would be so smart. Leggo would be on point. Leggo? You come to get stroked. Who, me? Yeah. Leggo would be great. Oh, yeah. I married some girl named Rachel Friday night apparently on my stream. Was she supposed to be in the switch thing yesterday? I have no idea. Also, how old is that girl? How old is that girl? Her photos look like she's 12. Oh, boy.
    36:45
    This is impressive. Oh, crap. That was all right, though. Dead mouse? Oh, crap. A saw table would be fun. I would love a Kraftwerk pinball machine. Kraftwerk? Or the Aquabats, Jack. The Aquabats would make a fun machine, just no one would know who they were or why. While they'd be like, oh, it's the people that do Yo Gabba Gabba. Oh, yeah, I guess that's true. A Yo Gabba Gabba machine. But it's like, and it would be the first pinball machine with sort of ska music theme to it.
    37:16
    Oh my god, Rick, are you kidding me? Yes, that would make a great pinball machine. What? 1984. Okay, let's make some shots, ladies and gentlemen.
    37:31
    Or Fahrenheit 451. It could be super old. Eh, that's too much. What's up, Packingwood? Yeah, guys, I need some hot original ideas here. Okay, how about this? When I'm re-theming my pinball machine, which is going to be an old EM, what should it be? I want to do something very... I was going to do something arty, but if I can come up with an awesome theme, but using my illustrative style, that would be amazing. Oh, thanks for that.
    38:13
    I was going to shoot that anyway, but you just hooked it up. Crossword puzzle. Yeah. Sure. Backyard barbecue pinball. Oh, my God. It's got, like, was it cornhole on it? Yeah, and, like, that curl. You got, like, a barbecue pit? Oh my god, are you seeing this amazing staging I'm doing? We have like...
    38:43
    Food Mug. Like corn on the cob and... Yeah. Retheme an EM Twitch, then you'll be famous. That's what I'm guessing. I mean, if it's about being famous, then I'll just do that.
    38:58
    Oh, it's like a ton of Jamaica. Oh my, Atlanta. I love that. I'm a big fan of that actor. Who? Michael. The guy that played Kane, dude? Yeah, even on that show about taxes. What about doing your taxes, pinball?
    39:19
    Crossword puzzle. How about I do an Avengers pinball machine? We'll see side by side which one's better.
    39:28
    Or how about I do a Metallica pinball machine art-wise and we'll see which one's better. Although I do love it. It's Al Jett's pinball machine.
    39:39
    90's pinball machine. It's like a general... Woo! Take a speaking, Madam Kate. That was me. I was playing pinball.
    39:50
    Could be talking about me. You know? I'm contact growth from Friday. Don't be, man. I can't believe I missed it. I was eating my stir fry and working on some new black. I would say that, okay, I just want to say this. You missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see something terrible, maybe disgusting. I did. This was three bottles of red wine for it. I was wrestling with these boxes with a cape on when I woke up here in the morning. You woke up on the ground? Yes.
    40:26
    There's shit inside of there that was everywhere, don't even kid. Did we do a stream running? No, I was able to shut it off in time. But I think and I guess the stream was saying like I kept undoing buttons on my shirt to the point I'm just like almost shirtless And then I threw a cape on to like hide it all Jack built a fort out of his turnpike Oh my gosh Kooer's pinball You know whatever pinball machine I do I'm probably going to brand it with something And um Make money for it Cool Like Coors a cool football machine would be awesome like this was me you got the silver bullet so what I could do is like a cool illustration of a Hipster werewolf being shot with a Coors Light
    41:17
    Then you got the train obviously and then the the mountains the mountains is a big thing Who has a lot of iconography actually?
    41:29
    Yeah, sorry guys. What you guys don't know is actually that was, um, that was my twin and I killed him. He is now gone.
    41:47
    There's no more Jack Danger. There's only Batman Danger. Oh, what the fuck. I like that that did ding dong. The trust. Oh, I trusted it and it didn't work. Sure, sure. Okay, 10 mil on. I can do this. Ooh, clerks would be cool. What's your illustration animation style? Um, it's very... A little harder crystal. Yeah, what? It's very line work-y. It's a little cartoony, but it's super sweet. Bob's Burgers would be really cool. Bob's Burgers would be cool, because I'm a fan. I think people would buy it. Oh! Don't say that! Let's see a girl do this. Do what? Yeah. Do a pinball? Do what? Also, you're talking about me. He's standing up. Because I can do that too. It's just a lot messier.
    42:58
    I'm a girl. I'm a woman. Nice try. Sheee. Wiggle. Wiggles the liquid. Alright, one more shot darling. What's that noise? It's your mother. It sounds like silverware. Oh, I'm wearing a bracelet. No! Not what I want! Oh, there you go. I'm going to the line. Fingers covered with Dolby Ball. J.D., where do you go on your honeymoon? I go to the beach. Oh, I see. Where'd you go on your honeymoon? Listen, man. Friday night was one of those, like, I'm Drunk in Vegas and Mary's the one around the corner. Aww.
    43:57
    Rehab? Yeah, exactly. Yike. I told Laura all about it and she couldn't stop laughing. Okay. I guess the advantage of the course panel would be that the ball would shoot exactly like the figure here.
    44:20
    Oh my god. That was... Ball three. You had both multi balls ready. Yes, you did. Nicely done, buddy. You had both freaking multi balls ready. I expected to know, right? Yep. Good. And then she counted down and made me all nervous. You had light cycle... No, you had light cycle and correlate. correlate all you have to do is get it in the butthole there all right lights up what the buttonhole? I was telling you to say the butthole. No the buttonhole. I actually did say the butthole butthole. Losing all my buttons baby. Fast and Furious pinball? Yeah? No!
    45:02
    Winner winner chicken dinner. A ball that changes color when it's cold? I mean, shards, that would be incredible. Just refrigerate another cabinet. Let's go around.
    45:20
    Yay. Okay. Alright, I'm looking for... Why can't I get that ramp for pizza? That ramp? Top pizzas for everybody.
    45:41
    Oh, you died? Are you dead? Huh? Shadow's way in? Huh? Oh, yeah, let's open up the... Get back to the chat. I'm out for the night later. Sorry, PSP, have a good one. Bye, PSP.
    46:03
    You shark bastard. I think we go for the stupid skill shot. Can I get some love here, buddy? Oh, the U-target. We named every awful target in Pinball the U-target after this game.
    46:24
    Because it's awful. What do I do? There it is. Nope. Holy lightning! It's actually to, uh... I'm just... ...lightning. What's up, Buckwheat?
    46:48
    Good to see you, bud. You know what I would do? What would you do? I'd do a Men in Black pinball machine. Here come Men in Black! And one of the lights, like, there'd be, like, a center light, and it would be that little light thing that they flash at people to make them forget... Oh, yeah! Yeah. And then, and then what? And then you forget. And then you forget and you have to start all over again. And then you get sick and you die. Yeah. Because you also forgot how to breathe. Both of you? Yeah, not I am.
    47:22
    Sugar, why are you healthy, bud? Sugar. Crystal, where did you get your dress? Sugar. Didn't seem like any sugar I ever saw.
    47:33
    Crystal shops at the Buffalo stream. That's a fancy place, right? Or makes these. My personal designer made it. Your personal designer?
    47:49
    Okay, I need to... Make it easy. Yeah, that's great. Play the first league. Oh, dude, Buckwheat, that's awesome.
    47:59
    Buckwheat, if it was sponsored by the IFPA, you are now an official world ranked pinball player. Congrats! If that's the case... If that's the case, dude, I am so stoked for you, I can't even begin to... Also, if you can play regular pinball, that's fun too, obviously. People need to play pinball. But I love getting people ranked. It's the coolest thing to see. To show people a number that they're associated with. Can you hit the gem shot please, Mom? Oh crap. I knew that was going. Couldn't shove it out. It was impressive. Oh you know, I'm ranked 22,000th. It gets better, man. If you play ten tournaments, your score will be in the four digits at least. No matter how bad you do. Aww. No matter how bad you do. There we go. Here. Crack some ice cream with that ice cream. Woo! Love ya. Something unexpected happens. Battle Pritzler. No, not what I wanted. Battle Pritzler. Ooh, a print. Purple Rhine. Oh, double flip. He double flipped. You flipped. Hold on. You ate it, and you flipped again.
    49:41
    Gallop. I don't want money. I want power. The Rockman Mavie. Mavie? You want the Rockman Mavie? Look at this garbage. Look at that garbage, guys. Look at this garbage Look at that garbage Wee Nailed it Not what I wanted though Come on Mom Double flip equals death. Oh, get out of here. No it doesn't. A double flip means you're being a ding-dong. Go for it, bud. Check, check. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women. Or the men. I mean, really. It's up to your preference.
    50:42
    We just assume anyone that has money and power is bisexual. Uh-huh. That sounded like, um... Mario Brothers? Yeah. Oh, Wanderina.
    50:55
    Ooh. Here we go. Crispy Risky. Come on. Guys, that's a delicious McDonald's. Early skateboarding is fascinating in how it progressed? Absolutely. And that's an interesting segue. I'm going to go skateboard if it doesn't rain. Oh, you're skateboarding? Is someone talking about that? I mean, I don't do tricks. I just go. Just cruising? Yeah, pretty cool. I used to skate before I turned into a human giant.
    51:35
    Then everything I knew about tricks and foot placement and stuff was not the same. It almost happened like over the course of two days where I just started missing everything and I broke my freaking ankles.
    51:51
    It's a pussy side. Okay, mom. This is going to be quite a lot. Gallant. This is gallant. Guys, this is going to be quite awesome. Oh, look at that! Middle of the counter! Oh boy. Roller derby there is! Roller games, man. Check out roller games. It's male roller derby, which is interesting looking, because it's like, there's tight butts all over the back glass, but they're dude tight butts. Tight butt! Yeah, roller games? Yeah. It's all tight dude butts. And the game has more actual sponsor logos on it than anything you'll ever see in your life. It's like, Hatchim and Coke. Oh, is that Roller Deans? Yeah. And like, one of the best songs in the pinball machine that gets stuck in your head immediately. Rockin' the world! Rock, rock, rock, Roller Deans!
    52:51
    What have you done? There is gold in roller games, yeah, well, there is. Yeah, they're on the back glass, too. Oh, two million end of the line jackpot with my Korra. And then there was cheating. Nope, screwed that up. Thanks, guys. Can somebody really?
    53:27
    Uh, hello? Hit the... It didn't freaking count. Are you kidding on my face right now? Donate to kids. What didn't count? The second... Oh, my God.
    53:41
    My multiball was 190 million percent shorter than it should have been. One of the tight butts... Tightest butts in the country? One of the best tight butts in pinball. Right there was me. Yeah, sorry, Garrison. I'm trying to... This is weird. Do you have a roller game coming next week, too? Whoa, Wonko, that's awesome, dude. I did get the super jackpot? Yeah. Where's the ramp? Is that what he says? No, he says rectifier. Recto-ramp. It sounds like he's saying rector arm or recognizer or something. Ruckabrother. You're just gaming. Gaming's a joke. Oh my god, the double flip. Try with your thumb. Uh oh. Get your mama. It's in K-thousand. Oh crap. Oh, I'm going to have to do this again. You can't have flowers.
    54:47
    Oh crap. You... no! I didn't live with Flipper, okay? Yeah, okay. I was just showing you. That was... Poor, fucking cheaper! This was...
    55:02
    Poor form. Bad form! There was an awesome other game. Bad form! Pink lake and purple LED lights. You need to go back there. He can't play like it. It's hard man, it's hard mode. Obviously he's saying rectal fire. Yeah, it's true. Rectal fire. Guys, number one, rectal fire. Number two, gimmo. What the heck. Alright, next one I got. North Devil, what do you got? Everything's so blue! Ow! Where are all my balls? Oh yeah, there's custom music on this here.
    56:09
    Alright, so we're gonna relight this and then get the sleeper really quick because it should be down. I just gotta get it in there. Are you...jip-wrecking me? Thanks, Mom. You never believed in me, Mom. Blue sky smiling rectal fire sounds like aftermath of extra spicy jerky I make. Dude, Wonko, that jerky did have some spice on it. It was good. It was real good.
    57:05
    Uh, hello? Hello. Making no points. Love you, man. Love you, man. Our dinner is over! Our dinner is celery! Can you hit Tora Yadain?
    57:27
    Oh. Nailed it. Okay. Stay alive, Mom. Mom? What am I missing? Gem? Is it new? No. Gem. Yeah. So when it's flashing, that means they're completed. No, when they're flashing, that means you've touched it. or you played with it. When it's solid, it means you finished it.
    57:53
    Carom. That almost worked. Carom. Oh, we're getting close, guys. Or a carom when a ball bounces off another ball. I'm just yelling carom because I feel good.
    58:10
    All right, this is not working. This is not working in the app. Well, you're in a pretty good mood for work. Whoa, lightning. What? Lightning. Lightning?
    58:24
    What, what? What's the internet saying? Anything of interest? How close do you be to stimulation? Uh, I'm pretty much two shots away, maybe. Hit your balls with a retinal fire! No, don't dip your balls in the retinal fire. Okay, that shouldn't be a thing. Matt McGrath, pro means it's like the standard machine that they put out. So like if it's an LE that means it's a limited edition. There's Jim. Special thing on it. Extra swapping lights and toys. So if I wait this out and then I shoot it in here, we have to see a simulation? I have my balls, especially if you're 2015.
    59:09
    JD is the Jack Edition. Guys, how do I get... I've been talking to Stern that on their next game, I want to help out in some way. I want to do voice acting, animation, freaking put me on the play field. I don't care. I want something. Deadflip in a pen. Dog.
    59:26
    When I was working with Papaduke, he was going to make me one of the toys in the zombie game he was making, but we all know what's going on with that.
    59:34
    No, I'm not hurt. Oh, I'm all over this. Welcome to Sea of Simulation, folks. This is the mini-wizard mode before you get to the full wizard mode. Alright, I need to do... Hit one gem shot.
    59:51
    Oh, no. One gem shot. Swing out. What have you done? Okay, you can't tell I'm trying to use the upper flipper.
    60:11
    G'day! Now there's a tough pinball game right there. Hey, GF Pinball! Alright, I'll start it though. Game over, man. You're really harsh in my gnar, bro.
    60:37
    You really messed up with my Zen thing, man. Oh, I screwed up. Outrageous, truly. Truly outrageous. Yeah, the music on this, it's not all messed with, But the music for a lot of the modes that didn't have the most exciting Daft Punk music were changed to other Daft Punk songs.
    61:07
    Drop catch. Oh, what the? I haven't seen it roll through that in a long time. Whew, for everybody. Alright, let's shoot Korra again. Oh god, I missed. Quirrell, where is that damn stop, Internet?
    61:26
    Right there! Nope. Oh, yeah. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Heh. Oh. I'm sad. Aw, you can see my shadow. That's no fun.
    61:49
    Ruffian, hello. How are you? While Crystal's pooping, I'll dance for you. I hope everyone had a great weekend. Did you do anything fun or exciting?
    61:59
    I was recuperating all day Saturday. And then some of Sunday. And then I went to a Twitch meetup. It was awesome.
    62:10
    Where's the clue shop? The clue shops are the in lanes here. CLU. And then anything that has the clue helmet in front Which one's our gem again? Gem shots. There's only a shot for gem. Wet Wild Wendy? Welcome to the league! You're amazing and I love you and your face and uh, folks can I get some flippers up for Wet Wild Wendy please? Yo Wet Wild Wendy girl, how are you? Joan! You said there's only one gem shot?
    62:46
    Look at this, look at this right here. Okay, now the... Oh, shut up, Christine. Jump shots right there.
    62:57
    Ramp. Nope, just in between the ramp and the shot there. That's nauseous. Wet, wild Wendy, thank you so much. Yeah. I love you, I truly do.
    63:14
    Don't tell my cats... That I love you more than that. Well, you don't have to be dramatic. Gillshot to that gem switch. Yeah, that is possible also.
    63:28
    Not fun to do when the game is set as steep as we have it here, though. When the game is really loady, it's super easy to do.
    63:38
    Crap. You mentioned that we're not number two. It's always number two with you, buddy. Don't go too. No, it's GF. Donate to kids.
    63:53
    It's GF. Donate to kids. Stop saying squares, Dan. Wait, is Dan a square? You don't know how to do it? Do you? Who are you?
    64:04
    Oh, you dirty, dirty, squirmable. No, I think that GIF means that Wendy wears wet and wild cosmetics. like fingernail polish wet and wild 451 I believe was a very dark black with a slight blue that dudes wear at concerts like Jack no behind though I tried em whatever your name is too much native foods oh my goodness gracious no I didn't read it What do you stream, WWWendy? Oh gosh. You know what I need? Ooh, a tie. I need what you're wearing there. I need a summer scarf. Are dudes allowed to wear summer scarves or is that too much? Oh, that's still different. What? Okay, like three things happened there that shouldn't have happened. I caught Bananagins. At least three things. Well, now I can't even play, right? You stream SimCity? That's awesome. Uh, Kinect. Oh my goodness. A mansion. Guys, how would I look with aqua blue hair? A merman perhaps? Oh.
    65:43
    Jamie, look at the edge! That's what I knew. Jack's just trying to rip off my...luck of blue watch. I'm just trying to be the man of your dreams, Chris. Well, god damn it!
    65:56
    What happened? Hello there. Titan Pinball, how are you, buddy? Hey, Titan! Dude, Titan, thank you again for donating your life, man. I love using your face, it's really special, and good make-out. And I still haven't used your rubbers yet, man. Still makes me laugh. So dumb.
    66:17
    What was the other one I always used to laugh at? I don't know, your face? There was something really dirty I always used to snicker at. It was like a pinball.
    66:32
    You could stay alive for me, could you, baby? Short lunch. Short lunch? Oh yeah, Lethal Frank is definitely using your rubbers, Titan, for his Creature from the Black Lagoon rebuild. It's pretty awesome. Dying bags are illegal. Don't practice them, don't learn them, don't get used to them. I went out to dinner last night with some old friends, and we were talking about how our one-lane is in mid-law right now. How old are they? They're like my age. Our age, I guess. They're not old friends, huh? They're like moderately aged friends. No, you know what I mean. Anyways, long story short, the girlfriend says, oh, are you a pinball wizard? And did you stab her in the throat with a... I made one like this. Did you make the real life Kappa face? With like a zoom drop. What is happening? 369? Thanks, Dad. Everybody breathe. Uh, Buckwheat, I gotta steal his dreamers thing, man. Jack, it was difficult to keep up with you Friday. Tighten, I'm sorry, dude. Friday was a nightmare, man. And I hope you weren't drinking along, because I... I couldn't even stand to go back and watch that, how drunk I was getting. Oh, I'm not pushing.
    68:01
    You driving a Honda there? Jaded, I'll take care of that, buddy. I'm gonna put it through move out. You're not driving a vehicle today? Oh, I didn't drive today, I just carry it around.
    68:14
    It's a Honda STRV. It is big enough to move a wide body football team. Oh, that's gone. Oh, how am I getting... It hasn't tilted yet, have we? No, but I'm getting to the point where I'm like, oh, it's tilted, and then I just sort of... ...lazzed-a-daisical, and then it's like, no, you can keep playing, dude. And you're like, oh, of course.
    68:41
    Play Battlefield with me, I have Stiffy, and you see how I kill you. Yeah, right on. Oh, that's nice. And you see how I kill you. When you get me drunk, I don't need to kiss. There you go. I don't mind a drink, I just have to do it in moderation. So, Amphie, what's up, buddy? I love you, too. Hello to you too, the band and Amphi together again on one stage for one night live at Denpulik headquarters.
    69:26
    If this clean shot short-shapes me again I'm going to rip it out and cut it in Jack, about the Smith-Pimbal machine and then you have Bruce Charming multiball. Bruce Charming multiball! I played a bar cut on that game.
    69:50
    Anyone going to watch Lethal Frag's Pinball Week? I think we all are, Amp. What's Lethal Frag? Lethal Frag is a screamer. Super awesome guy. He's screened a lot of different games, but he also repairs pinball machines on screen. And right now he's working on a creature from the Black Lagoon. I don't know where I'm going to play the next one. The next one. Ah! Everybody out of the pool. Oh yeah, Al Anonymous also has a cool voice. I'm working on mine. I want to get a cool voice. Guys, I need a cool point. It's like a short lift.
    70:36
    Hello. Wait. Hey, this is Jack Danger, coming to you from the JetFlip headquarters. What can I do for you? Good morning, Cockroach. Oh, shit. Oh, not him. Good to see you, buddy. Thank you. Come in. Come on. Hey, Lynn. You can do a pinball repair all week. Would you just go in the middle?
    70:56
    Thank you. That was my voice. I would die. Well, tune in to Pinball Week. Exactly. Mine is just mine.
    71:09
    It's all right, all anonymous. Normal voices are fun, too, sometimes. My voice is... Thanks for marking my voice.
    71:18
    Jaden, why did you hashtag Team Crystal on that? The only thing I have against people crying, he screams Star Trek way too much. Hashtag Team Crystal. Oh, you said he was going to start and finish every year. Then there's some hashtag you can do as well. That's awesome. I came back.
    71:36
    Samantha, don't be nervous. Write it down, buddy. Love you, love your show.
    71:45
    J. Beam. Jack. You have a very similar name to my favorite whiskey beverage. Excuse me, sir. Are you a member of the Beam family? I'm just feeling it out. I think it's good. Obviously you don't know about these secret things that I'm fixing because you're a girl and stuff like that. Okay, I know nothing. Okay, good luck! A lot of power? Good luck! What do I do? Oh yeah, this is the flipper, these are the plungers on the side here, and make sure you keep hitting the coin return to get money out of it. Alright. So boring. What about so boring? Get me out of here! I'm almost done! I never forget that when the headquarters was open and my friend and I would just like walk the barrage of bored girlfriends sitting at the bar. Oh, God. So sad.
    72:34
    Let's play. Have fun. No! Jim Trapper beans? That would be cute. Sounds like one of the rolling stones. I'm a killer of the rolling stock. Chill, dude. I'm a killer of the rolling stock. I'm gonna see my smiling face. I'm a killer of the rolling stock. What's wrong? Wayne's not watching anyway. I think that might be too far removed from pop culture. Every, I know somebody who used to love that dang movie. I'm a bean but unfortunately not the whiskey. RIP, bro. Yeah, I'm so low in. Just get Risky Witch. Risky Witch? Get Risky Witch. Yo, I ain't just rich. I'm... I can't help you. So Lethal Frag is spending all week fixing a bunch of pins. Oh, that's okay. He's working on a creature from the black lagoon right now. He looks like a honey and I'm a... Yep, I know. You're a jerk. It's fine. We'll get over it. We'll get past the turtle, buddy.
    73:52
    Okay. Double ramp equals hand cramp equals drop your damn... I'm not lying on the cold hard ground. I met a stripper named Jameson. Okay. Trouble, trouble.
    74:08
    So, Crystal, what does ladies' night hashtag mean, Crystal? Ladies, please call off. Screw that crap. Really? Are you that... No, get it going. I don't know what you're... Here's the ladies. Listen, call some ladies right now. Here. I got... I got a group text for the ladies. You're the most... I'm sorry. That kind of crap doesn't seem... Not one of your ladies. What?
    74:43
    Well, that's what I was doing on Friday. I almost got kicked off the internet. I knew you'd get me. That's how it works, the hashtag floppers. The hashtag floppers? You gotta slap the floppers. What am I doing on the pole? What's happening?
    75:06
    Gosh, such a bench. Such a bench? A bench. What's a bench? A bench is like the other word. A bench. A bench is a man-bitch? No, a bitch. Can you say bitch on TV? Oh, right. I don't like it.
    75:23
    Guys, the girl I married... I haven't known that already. Yeah, where's she at? I haven't known that already. Where is she at? You know, one of these type rubbers, yeah, this, uh, this, um, plunger cap, glows in the dark. Oh, yeah. Pretty cool.
    75:43
    Why? Okay. I'm just kidding, sorry. Okay. Why? Binders full of women. What? What am I reading right now? I don't know. I got binders full of women. J-Clip musical 2, tap hats for the music. Hashtag bugs. Hashtag bugs baby. Gotta get them bugs. Your pinball head? Della Rose. What's up, suicide? Wait, you reverted back to your original name? Yo, suicide! Oh, God, I just did something to my arm. He lies. He's not here, folks. East rubber is not from Titan. East rubber. I'm reading this like, I'm reading I am a... Yeah. I'm reading it like the Russian... He lies. East rubber is not from Titan. I made it from Chinese rubber. It's secret. In Soviet Russia, pinball play you. Pinball play you!
    77:04
    I have to change the on-tone. Oh, shake it in. Pinjury! Guys, pinjuries are real, by the way. Yeah, they are. I have a really bad habit of scanning, like, a screen when I play pinball, and then sometimes, I don't know, hit my light I'm on to the lower cabinet and I have... Oh, I made that shot. I have bruises all over my shins.
    77:33
    Bruises on my shins. Yeah, yeah. Poop! Yep. I knew you were trouble when you're clipping. Flip.
    77:48
    Duck it. Flip. Nope. Yep, that's fine. It's all fine! The U-Target! That's the best target, man! Damn it!
    78:05
    Rip that freaking thing out of that machine. It's the worst placed freaking touch target on the face of the earth. Jase!
    78:16
    Oh, Jase! I would like you to do my bidding and not drain down the center Do my bidding! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jack Danger. This is JetFlip. We're here Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Are you spraying me with... Do you have to talk about something?
    78:46
    Oh, that smells terrible. Kids. Kids these days. Keep your... Guys. God, Febreze is so pungent. Oh yeah, Crystal farted. That's what she did. Now she's going to the bathroom right now. She had to cover it up with Febreze. I get it, guys. Sorry, I'm... I'm bad at reading situations like that.
    79:17
    I just want... I don't want that. I didn't want that either. I don't want that. Okay, give me the ball. Everyone calm the hell down. What the hell was that?
    79:52
    Maneuvers. What's this crap? Crystal, I'm sorry. Why are you sorry? Why are you so good, J-Dog? Well, you farted and sprayed Febreze in here and I got nervous. Why did you fart? Well, the internet even says she farted and then sprayed Febreze and then left. She got pooped. I don't do that, you guys. Whoa, you got your jimmy jams? That's a little growlin'. That's so gross. Oooooooop! Time to play it. Is this Steve? Super freaking Steve. Hehehehehehe. Just the way I like it. Right. So we're out of ball saves here, so we're gonna play this. Yo, catch them all! Pokemon! Bro! Pokemon it! Yes! Pokemon! I caught them all baby. Yo, Pokemon!
    80:51
    There we go. Yo, Pokemon! Oh my. It's all good. Now you have a big hole. You're a big hole. No! It's a lie. Oh my gosh. The internet's over.
    81:17
    Call your mom and sleep on the globe. Three. You mean first or... Nailed it. Jeez. What's wrong? Oh my god, the jackpots are real, folks.
    81:39
    He's an asshole. That's what he said. Guys, donate to kids. She's an asshole. Yeah, yeah. Boo! I heard her fart, it sounds like a mouse. Boom. It was my shoes. It was my stuff. Let's get some shoes. Oh my gosh, shoes. Remember that stuff? I do remember. The muffins, the cupcake ones.
    82:14
    Wait. There was a cupcake one? Yeah. She was like... Oh, got a cupcake. That's going to be so much money on the back end. Watch this. I love muffins. Watch this bonus. I'm making these muffins as best as I can.
    82:33
    Oh, my God. There is no jack. That's what I call pinball play. What year is this? Rubble rock. I hate everyone. Did we drain everyone? Yeah? Is that true? I knew it was coming back. I knew it. It was taking a second. Wait, he's coming back. Golf clap? Guys, golf clap, that's bad. Oh, I'm trying not to sneeze. He's breathing with frickin' ding dong juice. Frickin' Ding Dong Juice.
    83:40
    Om nom nom nom nom. Chew it away, chew it away. Perks of Digitation. Crap. Cards. Boop. Stop it! He's never coming back.
    84:20
    Douglas. One shot baby, one shot. No, one shot. Oh yeah, John. First visitation. Wait, what's happening?
    85:08
    It's magic! Whoa, nice chopsticks. That was crazy. I was cleaning out my house on the floor, and I found like a football-sized bag of toys. So I took them up there, and I'm like, hey guys, I just want to bring these back. Can you cash them in? And just get back to you. Like, you guys probably gave them to me, or maybe I sent them to you, like, why are you doing this? I'm like, what? What do you mean? He's like, I mean, what do we do with these? I'm like, I don't know, give them out to people, like, put them back in the fucking... You should have just started, like, pouring them on people. Yeah, so after enough people gave me the funny eye, they're like, why did you do this? I'm like, hey, don't screw you guys. I took them back, and I went around all the customers, and I'm like, don't use, don't use. I was just like, don't, don't. Everybody, everybody. They're probably watching, like, that dude's costing us money right now. Yeah, I try to tell them different I'm like, I'm trying to do these things. Maybe you don't understand, but if I get the tokens out, you're actually losing cash. Yeah, so I'm like, let's do it. So I was instantly... Let's do it. I was like, so, so, so... You guys are like... You guys, uh... Hey, Dixon, where are you going? You know, you're buying a new one? Like, I'm going... You know, you're buying a new one. How do you do it? I'm like, well... Uh... How do you do it? Um... Yeah, right. Do you do it? How do I say drug without saying drugs?
    86:31
    We're good. Just play more pinball. You're like, how much cocaine can I buy for 30 Emporium tokens? Every time I give tokens to people, they're like, so what token are we paying? I'm like, man, we're good. Are you in? Let's go.
    86:47
    Can you give me the secret here? What's the, what's the course guide? Oh God, I haven't been able to find it. Is it early? I found it rolling, but it's super early. Super early? From a cradle, I can't find it. Yeah. And Gem feels pretty comfortable. It's stupid early also. Early?
    87:02
    Oh man, the punch. No, I'm... The punch is suffering, dude. It's so... Like, trying to do the cheat on Korra is like almost impossible. Oh, here we go. You got that!
    87:19
    Oh, it catches easy though. Korra shot is easy, says Joe. Okay, come play on this game. Yeah, not on... Korra shot on a game that's probably shot off at the right angle is easy. It's a little tight. Tilt it like crazy. Although our U-target is leaning into the lane a little bit. Get out of here, U-target! Oh man, stoop didn't work.
    87:46
    Nick, if we tell you the secret, Jack must kill you. Nailed it. I ain't got nobody. Nobody. Nobody cares for me. Nobody. No. Oh, my gosh. One day, Drew. All right, here we go. Period. What? That didn't make no sense. Oh, man. You got to. Yeah, we got to know.
    88:24
    I'm so sad. Yeah, I can't believe I was running like that. Won't some sweet mama come and rescue me?
    88:36
    Whoop, whoop, whoop. I didn't know if a lot of snot was going to fall out. I'm really sorry, Jack. If I had known that you wouldn't have done that, I wouldn't have done that. Do you have a drink? No.
    88:48
    Oh, I know. Where's human? Just ask him if he needs some. God, it is super steep. I'm sorry. It was fine. I went the wrong way. It's fine. I went the wrong way. I was like, you want it to float. I wanted it to go more. I just was reading the bubble wrong. This is the steepest I've ever seen it. This is the steepest you can make it without putting it on a hill.
    89:12
    Yeah, the back legs are all the way up, the front legs are all the way down. Oh, good job. Good job.
    89:23
    Nope. Oh boy, good catch, good choir rack. Good money. Woo, little tippy top. That was nice. Oh here you go, you got money now. Oh, pinball on a hill would be a team try. Oh! Thanks for the flipper. You're working good. Oh, you want to look at the ball for now? Oh, I'm running! Oh, son of a... These things. Keep them locked, these three. They're all together. It's not these things. No! Everybody out of the pool! Oh, we started the ball! How? Just make your finger the beam. Ah, that was hard to watch. Everybody out. That was hard to watch. Everybody out. Yep. Alright, little turn the pool there, but you definitely beat me on ball once, so can't argue about it. Are you pooping in there? Can't argue about that. Hole number two is going number two again.
    90:59
    I ain't got nobody. The Wendler! Thanks for coming, buddy. Oh, wow. Man, that feedback is crazy. Someone tell Frank to get in here so I can blow him kisses into the screen, please.
    91:16
    This monkey ball is lit and I can't hit it. I don't know what I want. What's that? Zussi. It's a little orange juice.
    91:29
    In the book. Thanks, buddy. Oh, fuck. Why the fuck? Whoa. Oh, God. Donate to kids. That sucks. It's been a while since I've been on the internet. That was tough. I had a suit. Like a puppet. I had a suit. and just multi ball. That would have been good money. Oh wait, you were actually in it.
    91:57
    Donate to all the kids. I tried to Muppet my Oh, so you're doing it for every square that you did. Son of Oh man, donate to all the kids.
    92:16
    Oh, I had that. Oh, that's sweet. Missed that. Oh god, that's a mistake. Good slap, one. I kinda like steeper because it's easier to catch down here. Yeah, holy F-bombs.
    92:34
    Sorry internet, I love you. So that was called a post pass into nailed it. I can do that. Do it. Nail it. Nailed it. Nailed it. You target. This is the original uTarget. This is where it came from. Did you tell everybody where... I did. Like, the reason we call any Target that screws you horribly a uTarget is because of Sean. uTarget, uTarget, uTarget. You need a uTarget emoticon.
    93:06
    Emoticon. Yeah, you need an emoticon with a uTarget. Yo, they call them an emoticon. What am I doing? You think there'll be a rapper in a couple years, kinda like how Ice Cube was, and Ice D stuff, that's called this Emo-C-Con? Oh, there has to be. Or like... Animated GIF? Yo, my name's Anna Knighted. Alright, screw all that up guys, I love you. I cannot find... Quera. Quera! There's a Greek one. Uh oh, uh oh! Come on, me! Hold on, how many, how many Dangers do I have? Dose? Dose Dangers?
    93:51
    And if I'm wrong, Bertie says, I just thought he was channeling Jeff Sharp. Oh, the square thing? Yeah, Jeff's right. I learn from the best, guys. I learn my squares from the best. If you're gonna square, go hard. If you're gonna square, do it hard. Like, Josh, man, that's the only way. And do it at yourself. Claim yourself for a thing. Come on Josh! Get your hug again! You're the worst! Come on! What else does he say? He just loves to yell the F-words. He just yells himself. It was really cool because we were both playing here for the most recent tournament and for the most part it was more quiet but there were a couple times where Josh was doing the Josh yelling and it was really awesome. Yeah. Because there's just, there's nobody around. It's like, it's not like he's doing it for anybody else. Robo Disco says that Jack's IMTA kit looks like an emo teacup. Oh yeah, you're like this, aren't you? No, you've got like your hand on your chin. Oh really? Yeah, you've got like a month back. Are you talking about your IMTA or my IMTA one? No, your eye...anything. No, no, no. Yeah, you got like a mustache and I think your chin is on your...your hand's on your chin. Oh, no, really? Yeah, yeah. It's an old school photo. It's like...it's gotta be a five...four year, five year old photo. Oh, god, yeah, that's emo-chicon. Emo-chicon!
    95:26
    I look like a frickin' villain. Yeah, you're like half, you got your hands on your knuckles. You know what it was? I took that photo when I realized I could grow facial hair. I'm like, I'm just gonna do it all stupid really quick. Alright, internet, I am screwing up. I'm gonna get this kill strap and go for disc. Disc is worth some good money. This plunger. Oh god. It's so steep. Can't even get up there. Get out of here, owl. Everyone sees the damn photo.
    96:00
    All I'm out of is post-it-it. Oh my god! It's not even... That photo is legitimately set up. It's not steep enough for the auto-plunger to go up the, uh... Yeah, I've had that a few times. The thing! It's huge for the auto-plunger. Yep. We still love you, though. Are you serious? Yo, relight it! Nail it!
    96:22
    You tag it! I follow trends. Get out of my face. When the ladies want a mustache, I throw a mustache.
    96:37
    When the ladies want a mustache, I also throw a mustache. What about with Jack? Jack doesn't like things about other people. I like what you like.
    96:51
    There we go, ladies and gentlemen. One tilt this week. That's a first tilt. We've had plenty of double dangers. Hey, I don't want to make myself look bad, but this is really steep. Yeah.
    97:04
    You did something to this. I guess I helped. Man, we made it really steep. We might, I think, halfway through the week, drop the back rigs out a little bit. It is fun. Yeah. It plays totally different, though. Oh. Is that one tilt? That's the first one. Did I get the only tilt? Look at Brent. The Brent's got emoticons in here.
    97:28
    I want to meet Kappa and see if he actually looks like Brad Stark. I actually saw somebody on a non-Switch website just say Capra.
    97:38
    Really? Yeah. That's Capra. Yeah. And I wouldn't know this without you, Twitch. Thank you. Yeah, exactly. Butt Shark looks like Capra.
    97:52
    Brad Stark the Butt Shark. Yeah, Stark Butt Shark. What's your animal name? Oh, I need one. Jack Ginger the... Power Ranger. The pure. It's got a... Rattstark butt shark. Nick... Nick Hamble... Good damn. Yeah, let's stay in Warner, man. Write that down. Write that down. I'll take my two. Here goes Jack... Nick...
    98:20
    I'm curious. I gotta... I gotta see how I can do this game here. Oh, no skill shot. There's a 3DS game called something of Kappa. No kidding.
    98:32
    Oh, that's the full color of Kappa, but... My man. Does that Kappa dude still work at Twitch? Did he work at Twitch?
    98:47
    Oh, boy. Mr. Twitch Reno. Damn it. From a cradle, you're right. That Korra shot is... It's almost impossible. It's like, I can't do the math right.
    99:01
    Oh! He worked at Twitch and he was a dick. Okay. Oh, he worked for Justin.TV back in the day. Alright. Justin.TV is Twitch.
    99:18
    Oh, RoboDisco. Sorry, dude. They bought. Twitch bought. Amazon bought Twitch. Justin. Justin and Twitch were the same thing.
    99:28
    See, from a roll, that shot's not that bad. No, from a roll, I do a win. I can't get it from a roll. I can't get it from a... Mom? Mother?
    99:41
    Go ramp, then Cora. Oh, that's the right spot. She's thinking ideas. Ramp. Cora! That's the right move, though. Yeah.
    99:53
    That makes sense. And then ramps give you money. Ah. Mmm. Babies. Look at that money.
    100:04
    Babies. I'm making pinball, babies. All right, doggy. Ooh, free jump. Oh, my gosh. That hurt my feelings.
    100:20
    Dennis Oh It was impressive Yeah Mama Thank you That is Oh Impressive Yamama Excuse me. Justin split off Twitch because I didn't like all the gamers? That's hilarious. Wrong line of business. Brian. You have to bring pepper and this.
    100:54
    I'm not allowed to have deadflip without the underscore because I made deadflip on Justin.tv, and now it's like dead to the world, and I can't have it. Come on.
    101:09
    Oh, baby. Okay. The next clip should be for your follower alert. Sweep. Yo, guys, love the show. Give me something to look forward to after work. RC, dude.
    101:26
    You're my favorite, man. You're my favorite. You're Crystal's second favorite. I think she likes ice cream more than anybody.
    101:36
    Actually, I think you're my second favorite next to ice cream. I love ice cream. And Reuben's sandwiches. You might be number three in my book, man. But you're still up in at least the top five. Top ten. You're playing Nick's ball. I am? Yep. Nick you! Oh no, I'm just helping Nick out. You're the only man inside the score. You're the queen. Campbell!
    102:00
    I flinched your ball, but... You flinched my ball! I got you some stuff though. Thanks bro. You're welcome. Your job is done here.
    102:10
    Ramp Cora. Poof! Yeah. Poof! I'm working with my dad's thing, man. Oh. Nice floppy. There's a process you have to do. You email JustTwitch with your chat user. Yes, I didn't do it in time. Wow, I'm choking on my own saliva.
    102:46
    Nailed it. Oh God, this is the end. Death save, though. Death save, though. What the hell was that? Mmm!
    103:07
    I feel like ramping out. Yamaha. Not ramping out Yamaha, just ramping out NEN, I just said Yamaha. Okay, post pass into the ding dong. Jack, I think Nick fired you. Fired me? What the
    103:26
    hell does that mean? Oh my god. We're having trouble getting a hold of the ball here, kids. We're having trouble getting hold of the ball here, kids. Try to light up the corner at the same time. No? Okay, here we go. Done about it. Nailed it. Oh, it went. I actually did nail it. Oh, yeah, everyone, go for a frickin' wall. What? What? Oh my god. Um, I think this second ball didn't drain in time. That was a bunch of bulls. I was going to say, B-Alt.
    104:43
    Mom? Skippy, what does it matter that I do this first? Hey, my Tumblr is three years old. Congratulations, dude. Whoa, your Tumblr is three years old? Adorable. Both of it. Sharks. Okay, drop. Why am I missing everything laid before me? Uh, maybe I'm failing to the spirit of my... iPad. Your pinball spirit animal? You want to go and slap Rabbit?
    105:26
    My favorite animal is Chicken. I slap so much. I ain't rapping for it. You ain't a freaking core defenseless rabbit, you animal. You heathen. You are a confessional chicken though, I bet. Well, chickens are idiots. Rabbits are adorable. Also, chickens are freaking disgusting looking.
    105:46
    Where's my other ball? You need to go and get it. Later Wendy! Later Wendy! You da best! Love me, love me show! Can I get a re-light? Ya mama! The Razzle... Razzleution! Whoa, air ball! Not really guys, not really. I mean technically, but not literally. Oh my god, that was beautiful.
    106:21
    How many more shots do I need? One? Oh, I thought that would be good. Hold on down! It's too late. It's too late for me. Chris will go on without me. Okay.
    106:39
    It'll be seven years tomorrow since my live journal suicide. Uh, yeah. Is my journal still around? Uh huh. Because when it goes away it should be a very dramatic like, suicide.
    107:01
    Hey, stop playing. I'm maximizing efficiency. Oh, you're doing so well, buddy. But now I'm confused. Aw, Quera. 25 million to 2 million. Oh, it's fine. Pinball games get crazy like that. Watch this. It's impossible. Aw, there's no way. It's too steep. It's impossible.
    107:23
    Touch it! Love you. One more. Nailed it! Ooh! Hold the arrow. Get in the... Get... Get that quare up. Oh, dude, this is all you need, man. You're in the, um, get another gem. Oh, I'm lost in the zone? Yeah, you're almost lost in the zone.
    107:46
    You're almost battling the kingdom. I'm trying to get some freaking gem shots, though. What do you think the easiest wizard mode is? I think it's this one.
    107:53
    Portal? Yeah. Yeah, probably. The modes are pretty self-explanatory and out there. You don't have to do well on any of them to get there. You can still... Oh, are you talking Portal or C Simulation? Oh yes, T is easy. That's like a mini-wizard though. I don't know man.
    108:15
    What else is that easy? Like crank it up? Sharks! Do you think you get crank it up more or do you think you get C stimulation? Uh, I guess now, I don't know. Get the frick out of my butt, dude! Sorry, internet. I'm really upset. Oh my god! It caroms to save its friend. I'm out, I'm out! See his simulations. Yeah, see his gems. Get that gemmy! One gem shot, that's all I need. Just one gemmy! Optron, ready? Boop! Nailed it. Oh, that's gone.
    108:54
    Wooo! End of the line, 2.3. What? Dude, just go... Just go for end of the line, it's good. Oh, hit it, hit it, hit it! Kiss it! Go! Oh my god! You said that! Nice job. That was going out. Yeah! Get my armor! Alright, now we need some clues here. Yo, get one. Yo, get a clue, dawg. Get in lane. Should I chat? Yo, just get in lane that shit. You want me to chat to it? Yeah, chat to it. It might be a little speed. Guys, never mind. I ain't chatting. I'm scratching my pants is what I'm doing.
    109:41
    Touch. All dead. Just ramp out. Oh, wait, how many times do I have to hit? Like, two more for one more? Oh, yeah, there you go. You only need the... Let's start again, you're good.
    109:57
    You're done. And Zeus, tomorrow's good. You got an Imiquera shot. Okay. Oh, money. That's money. You got it! The thing gave it to you. Shoot the disc. Yeah, mama! Oh, I love you. Shoot the disc. Alright, I'm making dope shots now.
    110:27
    Come on. Clean it up. Not that shot. Just hit the disc. Oh wait, that counts too? Yeah, I think so. I thought you actually, for this one, you actually had to hit the blue things. I don't think so, I think you just hit the disc. Hit the disc? What's the internet saying? Dance with the devil and your mama. Nah, you gotta hit it though. Yeah, I'm like, Nervies. I got nervies. I'm taking, I'm taking pot shots now, internet. Alright, you can do it the old way. You mean the hard way?
    111:06
    Oh man, it's steamy. Steamy. Alright, so we are only dip and light cycle away from Pitoral.
    111:19
    Poringle. Yo, good gobberson. Holy farts. What were you going to ask him? What are you thinking? How are you feeling? Terrible. Alright. There's only one way to get better. Dance with the devil on your own wrist. If the dance looks good.
    111:41
    Good, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happiness was... That's how I'm ballin'! Happiness! Did you see the... ...Gunny Toast Kid? Where, many people were talking to a guy who has such a bad speech impediment That he is trying to talk about people having fun in the park, having a picnic And, um, it just sounds like he's saying all the weird stuff in the world Happiness! That one? They were, uh, big sneakers, big sneakers Uh, they had big appetites, big appetites Um, lots of happiness. Happiness? Big appetites. Um, he's like, what are you saying? Oh, they have big appetites. Oh, picnickers, that's right. Uh, J-Doug, it's up to you, bud. That is my three ball score there. No, you're doing great, man. Three million. You gonna go for disc? You gonna go for this? We're gonna go for discies. Oh, I'm trembling in freaking rage. I'm actually, I'm gonna like punch a hole in something. All you have to do is swear like this. Ripple, triple, jib, jib, jib. It makes my whole day. Tell you. Alright, Crystal, come on. We can't. Did? Did! We can't both get three million here. Yeah, yeah. Okay, lady. Relax, lady. Flying help. Guys, that ladder behind us is our source of power. It's like our Green Lantern. Boom! Ah! Boom! Uh-oh. Oh, no. Uh-oh. This way. Whoa, Super Chust. That's an Adam Sandler trust right there. What? No! Super Chust. Where do you go, my love? Swear like the father does in Christmas Story. Exactly. But I didn't stay flush. Oh. Oh! Ooh! Nailed it. Good quare, good quare. Meow. Yep. Take my energy, dog. Oh! No! Yellow slings. Uh oh. Oh boy. What the hell did you drop? I don't know. My belly button. Yeah, that's... Yeah! Go! Yeah! Yeah! Right side. Internet. That actually looks crazy. Yo, yo, high five. Boom. Whoa, look how white this is and how... We all look a little bit thickly actually. We're anemic. Well it's because there's a software conflict with being able to read the same camera three times. I don't know what you guys are talking about. My hair looks amazing. Look at that. I look like I'm wearing a wig. I look like a person with hair. I'm Tootie. I'm you, dog. Alright, first again. First again. Ta-da! Scoot it up!
    115:31
    Yeah, guys, that's a soap being, right? Yeah, we got that. Ooh, nice job! Thank you. Um, keep it fixed.
    115:44
    Keep your phone going. Let the Lord have every badger. Lord. Oh, boy. Yeah, look at your pinball ranking. Very cool. It could be better, man. What are you now? Are you above 1,000? I'm at 1,000. But I need to, I just need to play more. I need to play more. I need to start going to the freaking weeklies, man. I don't do those at all. The weeklies aren't going to make you more money now. They're not worth enough.
    116:13
    Wait, what happened? I thought that just happened like this past week. Touch it. Did you look really sick? The lighting changed after Friday.
    116:29
    Guys, I don't feel so good. My butt. Poop. Oh man, that was the smallest poop slap. Yo, poop slap. I like the ramp combo. Yay! Yo, Death Corrupt. You sound like a fun loving guy. Thanks for coming buddy. Poop! His name is Death Corrupt. He's gonna F you up. Poop! Bumpers! I'm a better pinball player because of deadflip, so thank you. Ah, pinball life, that means a lot, man. That's all we're here for, folks. I refuse to believe that after watching what I did Friday that there's anything coming out of this stream that's important.
    117:24
    I streamed for five hours on Friday, Nick, and I drank three bottles of red wine. What? Yeah. What did you play? So, number one, tell me how I'm still alive. What did you... what game was that? Oh, what game was it? You didn't even remember. It was World Cup, Dr. It was World Cup? Oh my God. I was wrestling Sternbosch. I was wearing a cape. At one point, I started to take my shirt off and the internet started screaming it. There's a lot. I think I married some young girl that was in the chat. Oh, that's good. Who? It was very, um... Do you sing straight ball with fire, Jerry Lee Lewis? Yeah. It was very Jerry Lee Lewis. Hey, man.
    118:07
    Chuck Berry? Oh, Fred, it was awesome, yeah. I played the UB40. What music did I play? I do not remember you playing it. The red one. Oh.
    118:26
    Oh, and then I was explaining how Billy Joel was in a band where he wore loincloths. He called us gangas or something before he was the piano man. I did not play Buck Cherry. Did I screw you?
    118:42
    Dude, I remember now. My, my RDO list is so screwed after your Friday. Dude, you played the worst stuff.
    118:53
    Nick FM. Oh my god, it was rad. His nine safety day songs. Get up there! Pinball life, that's awesome, you can deadlift more men, you need to. Or wait, did I read that wrong?
    119:16
    Extra ball! Man, you guys are loving shit. Alright, I got my Jim, I need my Flynn, I need my Zussi. Zussi's running, right? Sounds like it, yes. Yes, Friday was awesome. The outside morning light killed my breath. Yeah, Buck Sherry. I don't know if you're familiar with that name. He's a popular 90s artist. Buck Sherry. That's terrible, guys. That is terrible. I love the Internet. Oh, Pinball Life. That's awesome, dude. It's a very important skill to practice, man. The bounce pass or dead flick is like one of the most important skills in video games. Oh, he's laughing the game and he's saying poop when he's done. Poop! Poop! Poop! Also jetting your butt out as far as he can when he shoots. Poop! Poop! Poop! It's a lovely vibe. Oh! Clara! Clara! Clara! Oh, you have Jim finished. My man. Oh, you have Clue done. Oh, Clue! Clue! Uh, hit that F, man. You're close to finishing too. Ugh!
    120:47
    Before it runs out. Yes. Do it all one more time. You got you. You got you. Dirt time. I always got the you target. Oh, I got it. I always got the you target. See? There it is. Yo, Axe! Oh, it doesn't work. It didn't. What are you telling me? Oh, E. Oh, God. It really hurts. Because you want that two-goal, so. Oh, God. Five, four, three, two, one. No! It's... Oh, corporate bubble. Ah! Oh, my God. He threw away a lot of money. Oh, my God. He threw away a lot of money back to you, Internet. Oh my gosh, that was a lot of jimmies.
    121:54
    Gimmie games? Tell me the most important skills in pinball art. Gut saving, punching the playfield glass, and slam tilting. And going poop? No, mostly just going POOP!
    122:03
    Going poop. POOP! Make sure you go poop. We have two tilts this week. They're both Nick's. It'll be great to remember him by because Nick is going on a little vacation.
    122:14
    To the funny time. We're actually putting him down. Nick's gonna go live on a farm with a bunch of other pinball players where you can just laugh and play.
    122:28
    Hit the freaking chorus on you, ding dong. Oh, do you tilt? Yeah. Pew. Mom? I can't believe I played this game. Actually, I don't believe that I did. I think I was just singing a lot. Hey, you're crazy, Facebook, you blink so good, I'm on top of it. Uh, it was on a... what was I watching where that was being highlighted as something? I think it was like Talk.0. I don't even know why I was watching that. That show is actually a lot of trash.
    123:08
    That show is all the trash. You like all the trash? Oh my god. My Atlanta. Hang on. I'm coming out there. Get back to you soon, buddy. No, the cocaine's not in play. I'm in love with the cocoa. I got it for the rollo. Something something kilo. I don't know. Yeah, when will you stream you?
    124:13
    When will I stream me? Oh, IJ. That was a big move. That was a, actually that was a huge move, I'm sorry.
    124:29
    When will I stream IJ? Internet Jeopardy? Uh, in, what the hell is IJ? Yeah, what is IJ? I'm Ben. But we're locked in. Incredible. Yeah. Hey, spell it out. Spell it out! Use your words! Just use your words. You don't need to use your initials for all of us. If it's shorter than 40 letters, I'm gonna have to slap somebody. Indiana Jones. That wasn't my Indiana Jones, unfortunately. That was at headquarters in Lakeview. They have an original Indiana Jones, and it is... Oh my god, that's so weird. Um, could I play... Uh, I'll hit him up, see if they'll let me play there, it's just... Wait, am I ready? I'm ready. Jack, Indiana Jones is IJ. I know, but... Guys.
    125:26
    Guys, I'm more of a butt guy than an Indianapolis guy. I'm like, you show me a butt, I'm like, oh, that's Indiana Jones. shit uh, Raiders of the Lost Tomb Don't do that, that would be worse Did you see that? That would be worse than it Can you give it a little bit of?
    125:47
    Don't do it Not while the internet's on anyway Don't be sad I'm salty You have one more ball you salty
    126:01
    You briny bitch No! I'm saying the B word! You can say the B word! Yeah, but you're saying it in such a poor, poor, poor... How do you use the B word in pro... I'm sorry. You're just being rude! She was just being a bitch. Uh, what kind of bitch? A briny bitch. Uh, sir, that's offensive. I've never heard that before, so I'm going to take defense. Oh, my nostrils. I'm sorry.
    126:32
    I'm so sorry. It's all good, then. I feel terrible. I can breathe. It's just there's lots of snot. Cool.
    126:41
    Yeah, there you go. The bitch just had it later. There you go. What's that? Whatever I want to swear, I'm going to hit the bell. Oh, God, don't put it next to the microphone. That's going to be bloody. Is that too loud, internet? Internet?
    127:13
    Is that too loud? Can you hear the bell? I want it to be, not loud, but I want it to be... Scalding. I don't want to use it all the time. Well, okay, when you're angry, imagine you're angry. You're not going to touch that button like a delicate flower. No, I'm going to be like, oh! Yeah, I think you might want to move that over here. What? Yeah. What's that? Was that bad? Not bad. It's okay. Hold on, they'll hear the next one. All right, how was that last one? The last one was angry. Oh, damn! Oh, yeah. If you hit it hard enough, it just goes. It just doesn't work.
    127:49
    Better there? It's okay now. All right, good. So now, we still donate to kids because the intent is to donate to kids. But that way, we're not swearing.
    128:02
    You piece of dog, dude. You hippie dog dinger. You sort of got called a bitch, man. You prick. Get a clip.
    128:20
    Pinball Life wants to buy this for $800 a shift. Shift? Well, find out how much shipping it is. shipping it. I don't know how much shipping it is. It could be like 300 pounds, wouldn't it? Oh boy. You mother. You? You're the ketchup. Pinball art is here! Oh my goodness. You know it's automatically 100 bucks more because we played it. Yeah, and we'll fine it to make it worth even less. You know the puppy stickers on it, right? Pinball art? I don't know if that makes sense. I think that goes it down. You know there's a busted car that I don't know, right? You know Pinball Life, if you tell us how much shipping it's going to be... Yeah, how much shipping to... I don't know where you're going with this talk, man. Let's go. He's here. The man is here. Willing to deal it, man. The guy that owns Threadsaving is right here. Jack and Nick Stein is done. What about Crystal? Yeah. Crystal has to put a wet butt sticker on it. Listen, I'm not stealing it unless Crystal signs it. Then I'll auction it off on my Instagram. Oh, nice. Hit it! Yeah, mommy! 2.8. Oh my, look at this. Look, he's got cash money. Pinball life. How much money is he going to get? Yo, you got all of them. Here we go. Add them up. Add it up.
    130:01
    Yeah, wet butt. The disease that causes wet butt. Oh, the old wet butt disease. That's the same, really. When people get wet butt disease. Dude, that is a guy in our past. I love that name. I mostly, uh... Woo! Woo! Like a long day at the wave pool, you know what I mean? Shipping is free. Probably shipping free. Yeah, come on and get it. If you're picking it up, let's go. I love it. I'll sign. I'll put, I'll throw out all the dicks on that that you want me to. Cool. Every character on the back. Mars with one. Maggie will just be a whole huge penis. Oh. Mo. Mo penis. Smithers. Yo, nice! You know, Skippy is probably $100 these days. Yeah, probably. Yeah! That's how I'm confident. Well, how about this, if he arranges everything for that $800? Yeah, you know, let me ask, actually Gavin's Skippy the game for me in the next couple days. for me in the next couple days. And he's going to give me a price. And just give me your general address. Where's it going? Where's Pinball? I think he lives in Maryland? That sounds made up, but I'll trust you on that. Sounds like a real place. Maryland? Is that real? No, it's like a fancy tailor. That's like a Mother Goose thing, right? It's the Panthers and the Heat Bears and the Panthers. They happily live forever. He's in Massachusetts. Oh, that's a real place. Alright, let me ask Javon or... That's good. What other game are you selling? I don't know. That's up to Nick. I don't know who he is. We'll sell you this badly radical for a shitload of money, but you can't still get anywhere with it. Radical. All right, all I need to do is put the ball in the scoop here. You can do it on the plungerino. Backhand. Yeah, it worked. We got it. Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't even thinking about the backhand. Jack is a high-five backhand. Can we go? Woo! I mean, we both went to the same place.
    132:42
    Pinball Lens is a buyer ACDC. Good simulation. You have a solid T-Gros. But I think you're going to get some... How did I get 49? Got the backhand, though. no that candy thanks for the back end you got the back can I'm over pinball I just play climbing guys I want to stream yo stop calling me a rector on Now this is a prediction one lucky ball.
    133:28
    Reck your arm. Damn near killed her arm. Drop dead. I want to meet that dad. Stop your hand. Alright, that thing's been slingshorting me and it's been pissing me off. I want to scream my girlfriend playing pinball. She is insane at it. Insane good or she's like screaming a lot or what's the draw there buddy? No I think you're talking about the scream. Oh. You want to see your gooten, gooten? Your gooten, the goot? Bop it would be from the scream. Bop it! Slap it! Pump it! Slap it! Miss it! You always mean Simon the King by allowing animals to turn into like, really big monsters. Hey, that is your lucky day! Crystal, make sure to get a billion points. Okay. I love... Drop it! Break it! Throw it away! Give it to your mom! Take it back to the store! You get a credit for that, boy. That's it. Yay! One more shot, Dingbong. Okay. I'll take that free money. Skip it! I don't need it! Yes! Nailed it. The profits are crazy, man. Profits are crazy. Skip it, or it's the same... There is an age limit on a skip it, though, You can't get your foot through the, uh, the rung.
    135:42
    Thanks. I'll take it, go. No! If JP came for Jurassic Park, yes, I would totally scream Jurassic Park. Stands for anything else, like, uh, jock poop. I don't scream jock poop. Jack Pee-as. Don't scream some jack- No! I guess Jack Fitz is a stream. Ah, that's gross. I'm putting this over here.
    136:13
    What, you swear at me all the time? Yeah, but I'm allowed. This setup is freaking awesome. Thanks, dude. I appreciate it. Can you hit number two on that for me?
    136:37
    Then we got this camera for butt stuff. Can you hit zero for me? Then we got this animation for, like, sandwich things.
    136:48
    Right? This is me making a sandwich. You take the two slices of bread, throw a pickle on top, and, yeah. It's a... Oh! Hey! Oh!
    136:58
    Hey, I want to play another game. Can you hit three? Okay. Does that Pritzker go first? Pritzker, go first! After you, bud. Alright, wait. Ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba Oh! I'll call the shots here. Laughter That was a terrible shot. Yeah, I can't I can actually smile when I heard this. Oh, you got a gen shot! Yeah, really? all the way up sometimes. Yeah, that's what he said. Oh, Crystal. Crystal, you're making more dick jokes than we are. Crystal, the dick jokes are funny. I'll go third. Dick jokes! They call me dick joke because my dick is a joke. Yeah. Wait, oh. Wait, I don't know that. Oh, can I wear a summer skirt? How do you wear that? Wait, can you pass me my aviators please? Yo, I got curve mode. I played pinball before it was cold. Before it was cold. I'll be wearing a cowl playing pinball at pinball wizard this weekend look for me lol. A cowl? Yeah. What's cowl? What's calling? Uh, guys, did you see me? Wait, is my tape back?
    138:50
    Take your time. Wait, not the stoker. Wait. Why are you saying this is a torture? Rector R! No, you Rector R!
    139:07
    Hello, Internet! I'm Jack Darbrough! That's how you pronounce it. It's French. So about that Friday stream, ravioli... Don't even talk about it. Don't even bring it up, dude. Don't make some ravioli instance. Not even worth it. Mistakes were made, bottles of wine were consumed. Bottles. Is that how you say it? I like, I consume so much wine. Donate to Dick. What? Whoa! Um, what's this kid? See, they swear in front of them and they take it out and they clean it all. Is this from the Friday's dream? Two giant creeps in the middle of this chair? Where? And you like, jump on it and run. What are some things? Guys, I drank too much. I'm pregnant. I thought it was just one of my boobs and something hit me in the leg wall, and now I'm putting two of them together. Yeah, you better, I mean, I'm just, look around the studio, I'm sure you're going to find all sorts of weird shit. No, I didn't leave this room, but I did clean up on Saturday.
    140:14
    You clearly need to see if there's still an archive of it before you delete it. It's already gone, man.
    140:19
    Donate to Dongers. I learned it from you, Dad. I learned it from watching you. I love that commercial. It's from Donger. Jackie Donger. Okay, if you miss that again, I'm going to break your hand.
    140:35
    Thanks, bud. Yeah, we got that jimmies. Nailed it. Dude, that U-target is getting all the attention right now.
    140:53
    Backhand. Oh. Yes. Not yet. Backhanding on this game is not easy. I won't put that out there.
    141:06
    The only evidence of what happened on Friday, Jada took a close-up photo of me in my red riding hood cape,
    141:13
    wearing aviators, screaming at the world. Wait, which multi-ball is this? Two balls? Oh man, is that on right now? I love that jam. Yeah, it is. Don't you want me, baby?
    141:38
    I didn't listen to the cool jerk on you. That's a hot jam. That's what all my friends call me. Cool jerk? I'm not a king of the cool whip. I'm the king of the cool whip. Hey, do you know Jack? I mean, who's Jack? He's got that song and has the best woo in it. Woo! Cool whip! Woo! Cool whip! I just think of cool whip, man. Did they use that song? I think about that with Wooly Bully because Little T-Zoo did a pizza pizza ad with Wooly Bully. And he goes, come on pizza, that'll fill your jaw. Pizza pizza! Dude, remember when commercials were amazing? Pizza pizza! No! I wanted two multi bowls at one time! You know what, this thing keeps slingshoring me a lot. I think it's pinned. You know what it means? No, it's not pinned. The coolest part list from Friday is when Jack defeated an innocent box. Yeah, I screwed that box up, dude. You beat it up? No, you must have been injured. Dude. Sorry, I wasn't there. I drank the bottle. Second bottle of red, I drank the bottle. Third bottle of red, I started drinking it, I don't remember it. I'm surprised I shut the stream down. I don't know what happened.
    143:20
    But I did wake up here. In the back room? My head popped into one of those cushy things inside the house. Did you stop the stream? Yeah, I guess so. I must have been laying down when I stopped it. I don't know what happened. What happened dude? Unless Twitch killed the stream for me. Have you checked your inbox, bro? I deleted the video immediately because I didn't want to watch it and I didn't want to see it. Oh, I want to watch it! It's gone to the world. I want to see it. It's gone. The best part was when you were screaming Fallout Boy and then fell into the boxes and started playing in the boxes.
    144:01
    I missed it. Oh my god dude, I am so glad I deleted that. I woke up and looked for a song on my RDO, which we kind of share because the studio shares it. And I'm looking through all these songs and I'm like, what happened? I don't even know.
    144:23
    I do know that I like, when I woke up I was like, oh my god. And I was like, and I like ran to the computer and I like hit play on the video. And it started out good and I went halfway through because it was five hours. I went halfway through and all of a sudden it's me like really sweaty with sunglasses on. I have one button undone. Went a little further. I had all buttons undone. My shirt was sort of flapping open. Went a little further and I had a cape on covering it all with a Batman mask on. And a little farther you just see box parts ruffling around. I was just like, delete. Oh my gosh. I want to see it. It's gone, man. That's VIP, man. It's gone.
    145:04
    I'm glad it's gone. That was... that hurts the brand. Oh my god, now I can't... backhand! Forehand, left hand, left hand...
    145:22
    Let's try that again. So Clue is done. Quera is done. It's too late for that video yet. I think I might be able to ask Twitch to undelete it, but I'll never do that.
    145:47
    What? Are we trying to look at that picture David posted? Oh my god, that didn't just happen. Did you see that? Everybody up! They just... One guy left, and everyone's like, oh, the party's over? Oh, there's still ball three. Yeah, I know that point. Grab his time machine. No, there's no way that the internet time machine got the track of that. Have you ever used the internet time machine? Nope. Oh, you can go back to some websites from like 2001. Huh. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, there were not a lot of America's Most Haunted made. I want to get Jim, what's the... Kind of like, uh, Wo Nelly Big Juicy Melons, there was only 300 of those made. No! It's true. Crystal, it's true. Hmm. Ding dong ding. Okay.
    147:01
    Camboino. Bye, my brothers. Thank you, Jack. You're welcome. How do I drop? You don't. I turned it off. Be careful that you don't drag stuff around.
    147:17
    Got a long way to go, Internet. I won't be careful. That's not my job. There you go. You hired me to come here and play pinball. I'm yelling at you. Wayback is pretty awesome, but it doesn't work with stuff like Blast, yeah. Thank God, I have a lot of ugly websites that are gone. Yep, to the world. Solid. Big, big job. Oh! What? Thank you. Yeah, next time don't open it. Let's go! Clo-open. Clo-open? It was clo-opened! That's two clo-opens. That's what we call when you're in the crowd and you can't hear anything. Uh-oh. Clo-open? Oh, open, open. You're a nice girl. Oh my gosh, I just eyeballed it. Oh no. I watched it. Oh, fuck. I had the same problem, man. I just had everybody out of the moment. Dink. Time to send more pennies in the mail. Also, I like this, so I don't have to look over here. I can just go, oh, hey. Yeah, it looks good. I'm still kind of looking at you guys. Until I can devise a way to like put a... like a stand... You gotta get like one that goes on the back glass. No, no, you don't get it. It's just a black one. The back glass is just sitting there and there's nothing. Like, nothing's happening on the back glass, it's just a bunch of ding-dongs and 3D throwing discs around. If there was like a really lightweight something I could like...
    148:59
    If only there was a pad of some sort. A pad made of eyes. It would be about that big. You could just put this chat right up there, like spring it up there. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Or like an inexpensive monitor. You have your monitors. Yeah, that's one of them, right? Yeah, that is one of them. I'm just thinking of like anything I do, I want to keep it also in the vein of like being able to do it when I'm taking it on low case. Yeah, but you're already screwing that up with your big machine. You might as well get like your pro box going. Yo, my pro box. Probiotic. You got them probiotics. Nailed it. I like the pre-nailed it. That was good. Oh, extra ball! 3 million! Pre-nailed it. Uh-oh.
    149:58
    Three tilts. Join the league. Click here to subscribe. Guys, whoa. I forgot I did that too. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh my god. I'm just getting all my nailed discs right now. I need discs, man. Yeah, I need... Dude, that was like nine hits in a row. I said I need discs and the game went... Oh, yeah, sorry dude. I was intent to hit him. And then I went, just take all the balls, man. I don't need them. them Oh there you go Deep red They call me Deep Red The re is real It all comes down to this It all comes down to this
    150:45
    It all comes down to this. It all comes down to this. It all comes down to this. That would have been it. Well, we got to pee later. Oh, man. We're in pee world now, guys. Alright, get to pee world. Yo, backhand!
    151:13
    Fall in! Fall in, boy. The rubbers! Guys, rubbers. Do we have a player team? Yeah, that's what we do.
    151:38
    That's what we do. Nick and Crystal are tied. Okay. We'll play one more to break the tie right here between Nick and Crystal. Going down, Crystal. Jack looks so young today. Did he drink water from the fountain of youth? No, what happens is three bottles of wine actually reverses your age for a very small period of time. It may have been the last time you saw him was at his most unhealthy.
    152:06
    Oh, guys. Rip. Boom. I'm sorry. Yo, pepperoni, bro. Boom. Ripping pepperoni. I'm striving. I'm allowing. Did you see the video of Shia LaBeouf on the beach freestyle rapping? No. He is really good. A couple things. Who's the buff? Who's Shia LaBeouf? Who's the thing about Terminators Transformers 1 and 2? And he's like this. He's like, do it! Do it! Just do it! Do the thing! You said you were going to do the thing tomorrow, yesterday. Like a latte? Like chai the buck. Yeah, chai the buck. It's like... Like chai latte. Ooh, that's chai the buck.
    152:53
    Hello, Jack and Nick. Hello, Tess. Hello, Killer Tick. Hello, pinball life. What's up, pinball? Have you been here the whole time? Yo, pinball, I'm going to get a price for you. I'm going to make that a no jokes. All jokes aside. All jokes up front. All jokes are already made.
    153:10
    I'll figure out a price. UltraScooter, why are you Bible-thumping Tron, man? Tron's the business. Tron's great, man. I think, I want to say this. Tron is when Stern turns around. Yeah. Although Avatar, I don't mind it. But Tron is when the money came. I double switched.
    153:32
    Alright, Chris. Just do it! No! I gotta go! Do it! Wait a minute, you gotta put it in the box. You have to go? Yeah, Chris to win. Oh no! Chris, you gotta beat two million. Okay, but I wanted to give you a hug. Okay, I'll wait for a while. I wanna buy things from these clubs, guys. Alright, I'll split up an old pair of underwear for you. I think they mean Chilaba. That sounds like...
    153:57
    FED DOF! You gotta BEAT IT! No, it's drink and try and above. Alright, here, split flip. Wait, is this you or me? It's you. Split flip. This is my last game for like a week, at least. Yeah, we're gonna make it count. Alright, split flip. Ready? You're gonna full plunge? Yeah, coming your way. Oh god. Alright, let's go. Oh no. It didn't even... Oh, get it in there. Oh, it's not even... Oh, get it in there. Oh, it's not even... Child of buff, do you want it or what should I do with it? What do you want to do? Is that a thing? Want to go ramp? This is a really weird angle to look at this game from. What are you going to do? Come on, Clue. Nailed it. Oh, God. Nailed it. Yeah, we nailed it. All right, bye lovers. Wait a minute. See you soon. Bye. Bye, Nick.
    154:55
    How about that? Kick butt. Beat that story. I know. Bye. And Nick was never heard from again.
    155:14
    Jeez. Oh, thanks, generous John. You're so generous. Generous. Why are you so generous, huh? I'm generous, Tom! Highly generous? De-generous?
    155:32
    Creep! You know you can hit gems and crap while you're in this mode, you frickin' balls! You're wasting my time, my money, my life! Look at this garbage!
    155:48
    Poop! Poop! Triple poop. Ooh, triple poop. It's coming back, it's coming back, it's coming back. You, fridge. Dirty fridge. Don't you count me down. Hurry, make stupid shots while the ball saves on it.
    156:24
    Super duper! Alright, you don't follow your brother. You promised me! Dammit! So, Jack, how's your new wife you married on the internet? Tired of her yet? Yeah, we didn't know that already.
    156:48
    Guys, I drank too much on Friday. If that happens again, I need someone here to monitor me. Easy, baby.
    157:09
    So, we're not going to play Nick's ball. I'm just going to plunge it. Okay. Bye! Not so much think as drink.
    157:30
    Alright, you have 3.7 to beat. And you can do it. It's only 3.7 million. Nailed it! He was flashing the belly tag? Oh my god. Guys, don't get me kicked off of Twitch. I'm sorry. I was having such a good time with you guys on the internet. I apologize. I have a dumb stomach tattoo. What about this? Yep. There we go. Love you. Amen. Pearson, he's asking about what is your hardware that you're using to strum. Outland. Did you beat him? I didn't. Because Outland... You know what it was? Nick Riewoldt. Yeah, it came in and it took my thunder. Because we were tied, and now I have... doesn't matter. Um, anyway.
    158:40
    One more. Hold on, what happens if I do this, and then this? Yes. Perfect. Wait. Guys, freaking perfect. Also, let's do this. If I open this up and click... There's so many freaking windows involved in this.
    159:10
    What's the AC dog? He's crying all the time. Here we go. In the net. Clean what? What? Why? I think it's focused on... I think it's... well first off it's zoomed in twice. I'll unzoom it here. I don't think that's helping anything.
    159:47
    Watch the ball on the strung. Watch the... oh god. Killed the internet. Whoa. How's that? Wow, fireballing. Fire out, man.
    160:04
    I bet the machine game plays something but other stuff. What? Click my name and you see tools. Click my name? Oh, course.
    160:19
    Answer course. The cape was pretty smashing. Yeah, guys. I'm an idiot. I didn't pull out any guns or anything, did I?
    160:49
    Not that I have any guns. I'm talking about my muscles. Did the thought of me having giant muscles distract you from playing table tennis? Uh, nope.
    161:00
    So rude. It should, dammit. Distracts me. Mr. Walnut. Mr. Walnut! Switch! I'm tired to click your name. I'm tired to speak your name.
    161:22
    Ho-ho! Hey-hey! Ha-ha! Hee-hee! Ha-ha! Hello! Yay. I mean, you went three bottles deep. Yeah, guys, I... You never talk about that day ever again. You never go three bottles deep, guys, just to have the... That's like... That's alcohol poisoning territory. Oh, yeah. That is alcohol poisoning territory. Let's chill for a half second. You said you were going to buy all of your followers with pinball machines. I'm sure I did. Which one do I get? I tried setting up with pinball teams and OBS and 3CAMs last week. I was just keeping picking over OBS options and then taking them out. Yeah, tense. The software for camera control isn't there yet on PC. Mac has it figured out with a third-party program called webcam settings, but the Logitech software freaking sucks, man.
    162:25
    Gotta switch up them in lanes, dude. There you go. The raffle. The raffle is real. The waffle. A slap? Not you. A slap.
    162:54
    Mr. Slapperino, Mr. Boss Slapperino. All three. Crap in scores, man. These scores are the G up. Nevermind the prison warden, we can fix it then. Could always buy a cheaper non-logitech one. Yeah, the only way to solve it... There is a small workaround on PC to get logitech webcam settings, but only for focuses and stuff, but not for lighting. Like, you see how great the playfield looks and then you can actually see that I have a human colored arm, but the video on us looks like I'm an emaciated, like, drug... Man. Jack Drugman. Hello, my name's Jack Drugman. I'm here to tell you about drugs. And...drugs. Take them. Throw them. Do them. Throw them away. Turn left. Oops. Take me to drugs. Harder. Fall in. Relax. What's up, buddy? Yo. Relax. Don't get wet. Relax. Don't get wet. Relax. Don't get wet. Relax. Don't get wet. God, they win. Relaxes. What's up, Creep? Yo. Ooh, is that you, Poggin?
    164:09
    Ah! The real McCoy! What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. We're streaming a little late tonight. Hello, JetFlip. Happy Quimball Week. Bunny Mountain, what's up, buddy? So who owns this game? The world does. Actually, this is Gavin's machine. He dropped it off for us to play. Um, when does Lethal Frag go live, guys? I don't want to like eat into his time.
    164:38
    This is pretty solid, dude. Thanks for the little help. You got all sorts of fun little things. Here's a bunch of the purple things.
    164:46
    Nobody wants to see that. Here's our awesome animation we made for Pinball. Oh, relax. No, I don't have the money to go to the replay. Maybe next year. That's even. I would like to go to Expo though. Alcohol is no drug, it's a beverage. Whee! Crystal, gee. There's your five. You're tied with Nick. That's it, dude. That was Jackie. I'm sick, man. Fingers crossed for next year. Ah, Crystal. Let's say we play this last game and then we get the hell out of here.
    165:30
    Okay. 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. So is that 7 o'clock? 8 o'clock? What is that? 8 o'clock Central? No, yes. Why are you trying to do a Batman voice? Hold on. Give me this.
    165:49
    Eastern Standard Time. Yeah, go take care of that. Um, yeah, I believe, uh... Sorry. What was the question? 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Yeah, that's like 8 o'clock. That's what's got to do.
    166:05
    That's what's got to call. I'm sorry, guys. For justice. Seven. Nine cents. The joke's paid some degrees and now that... Guys, the Febreze.
    166:17
    The Febreze is terrible. Terrible, terrible. Terrible drone. I don't think the breeze gets you nowhere Mike. I can't see. I can't see anything. This is garbage. I'm flippin'. Jerry's flippin'. No, I'm not Batman. All right, I just spit everywhere. I don't like the Batman. That makes me leave the channel. Oh, no. Static, don't leave.
    166:53
    Static. Dib static. You're adorable. I love you. I'm not Batman. I'm Batman. Oh, the chopsticks to freaking save your life.
    167:15
    Come to Jamaica. Oh, I cannot find that plan chorus, guys. Where is he? Swear to me. Be Michael Keaton, Batman. The real McCoy is hosting you? My man. Maybe I have to stream longer than tonight.
    167:36
    Oh, the spave. Wait, the real McCoy. That was a band in the 80s, right? Am I incorrect about that, Crystal?
    167:48
    I'm not an EJ. The real McCoy was a band in the 80s, and they had a hot banger. Isn't that the name of it? If I freaking hit that target one more time, dude, I'm ripping the skimball machine in half.
    168:04
    Don't hit the flipper so hard. You know what? The flipper asked for it. I feel like you need it. The only reason you're hearing a loud slap is because I'm slap saving like every two freaking seconds
    168:25
    He was also a doctor in Star Trek. Ah yes Little McCoy was a band from Halifax Georgia? Where's Halifax? Canada, Tony You look like Nova Scotia Lola, Costa I live in Newfoundland Oh, I'm typing No, it's an island off of the mainland No, no, no. It's a good song.
    168:50
    Explain the song. Another night, another dream, but always you. It's like a vision of love. It's me to be true. Love Crickle, Too Pitch Perfect, man. We're going to get muted. Too Pitch Perfect.
    169:05
    In my life, I'm free. Oh, oh, oh. Wait, no, that's not it. Yeah, we're running a little late here on a Monday. That's fine, guys. I'm making up for the nightmare that Friday was of me getting three bottles of wine drunk and making an ass out of myself. Getting gnarly. And marrying a 13-year-old. I don't even know what happened.
    169:32
    Can you please calm down, y'all? One more. Boy, you're a shocker. And there's another multi-ball, kids.
    169:46
    They were called Real McCoy. There you go. Friday was amazing. Yeah, I don't know about amazing. I didn't feel so amazing Saturday morning.
    169:56
    If I might in a dream, I'm in love with you. Good luck. Peace. Bye. Guys, oh my God, the internet. I feel joy. I feel pain. Where's Rachel? Wait, wasn't Rachel a fat man chick? Like his girlfriend or something? Where's Rachel? That's the name of my, uh, that was the name of the young lady that I had married on Friday. Well, that's, uh, got the relight. Okay, here we go, guys.
    170:38
    What's that chat saying? Anything good? Anything bad? Yes, back in the end. Are the Rachel's players in yet? Where is Rachel? Guys, we don't talk about Rachel. It's almost 3 a.m. and I got out of bed. I don't know if I can sleep tonight. Guys, don't sleep. Sleep is for children and butts. Butts! Monday and Tuesday because time zones.
    171:06
    Well, here's the deal. I did... Ordinary ministers are not allowed to marry themselves, so that whole thing was moot.
    171:18
    Also, I'm not allowed to marry people to inanimate objects or animals. I had to swear an oath to make sure I didn't marry any gamers to their freaking headsets or anything like that.
    171:38
    Yo, call me old Clay all day. Wiggle. The wiggle wams? Where are the older drugs going? What? What are we talking about? Guys, number one. Uh, no, guys, Rachel does not come Tuesday. Listen, I put an end to all that stuff. We're done. Dickel's first. Flashback of marriage. Marriage. Marriage is what brings us here together today. I'm not completely, but you're working for me one day, question mark.
    172:24
    Question mark. Yeah, you know what? Skip the L word for you, man. What do you do? If it's streaming, then yeah.
    172:34
    I mean, I'm an aminator. Joker kill Rachel. R.I.P. Rachel. Okay, here we go. R.I.P. Rachel.
    172:46
    Twilly beloved. No! Quit. Quit forever. Don't ever quit on the internet. Oh, who cares about Crustle? Oh, Crustle.
    173:15
    No one cares about old Crustle. Okay guys, you're fixing your personal CompuToys. Donate to pants, guys. Donate to pants! I don't wear pants. Never have, never will. Donate to butt. Pants are like... coffins for your legs, man. It's like R.I.P., dude. Rest in pants. Note to self, we need some more pants. Street is green. The last task. Alright, so light cycle is lit if I can get the ball in there. There we go. So now we have core, multi ball and light cycle going at the same time. Now what we want to do is to maybe trap up here a little bit.
    174:14
    Never mind, I take it all back, drain all the balls, and then cry for your mom. Look at that trap. We're getting most of those back, so I'm not sure I'm going to...
    174:24
    Oh, I'm not hitting the freaking chorus shot is what's happening. Oh, me too. You mother... Guys, call the internet, alright? Call the internet, we got a wizard, mini wizard mode here. Woo! In the hole. And a- Oh my god, you didn't just drain, you sad crap. Oh, you can see my face from up there! Oh, that's spooky. Eww, I don't like that at all. Donate the new mustache. Yeah, we'll get back to that. Crystal and Laura are both better than Rachel. There you go. Alright, let's not be rude. That's, that's, that is garbage. I looked dead flip when it wasn't cool. Oh dear, Siddy, that's bad. Thanks, man. What a hit, sir. You're saying at one point this stream wasn't cool? I'm a so opposite. Stopping here off that little stage or... Oh, real McCoy.
    175:34
    Real McCoy. We don't reference that. I love you, buddy. It was good hanging out with you the other day, man. It was awesome to finally meet some other Chicago streamers. He was at the meetup yesterday. Was that you?
    175:51
    I believe he had a red mustache that was curly. Oh, yeah. I saw him. I didn't see him. I think I waited for him. Jerry Spitterman. Yeah, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal doesn't like people.
    176:09
    Mostly I just don't like people. You moms. It's more of a hang out in the bathroom and poop for an hour kind of thing. Come on, man. Listen, do you want me to find you a date on this show or not? Because it's not going to happen.
    176:26
    Because it really is a poop. You're like, oh, you're that Crystal girl. Oh, man, I heard you poop a lot. Headquarters Lakeview. It was pretty red. Oh my god, we're doing this. Look at this, 2.9. Why did I try to do that?
    176:57
    Crystal, why? Because I'm in a swamp! Explain! Explain! I'm in a swamp! Wait, you're in a swamp? I'm in a swamp! I started off really well at the beginning of the stream, and then Nick came in and just... I wish I could still poop five times a day. Yeah, man. Keep pooping. Hashtag keep pooping. Come on, come on, come on, Zach. I have like a flat butthole now or something. I have to like talk to it for half an hour before it does anything. God, this is a family show. Alright, maybe Ken's fault. False. Family show. Family show. Hey, not a match. Nice. Shall we play till 8? We have like 8 minutes. I have to open the door. Okay. I gotta get it off. Get the hell out of here. I'll wrap it up. Yeah, don't drink too much. I'm not drinking any liquor today. I can't do it. I'll freak out. You need some wine. See? Nope. Bye, internet. Bye, Crystal. Thanks for being cool. What are you doing in my swamp? Guys, Shrek is love. I guess. Someone told me at the video that I never want to watch.
    178:21
    And I'll never bounce past. Oh baby, you good. Drink some wine. I'll never drink wine. Maybe later. wine a riot right away guys the thought of drinking wine right now makes me want to stab myself in the face wine are unsubscribed that's fine I completely I don't subscribe to you also if you can figure out how to unsubscribe that'd be great open that up I don't think my liver can handle any alcohol for like enough relax come on subscribe my man RIP relax come on the subscription
    179:28
    Uh, Jaded, if you could, uh, please remove that gentleman's, uh, emotes for me, that'd be great. Thank you.
    179:38
    I want his bag, I want his gun, and I want all of his flipper emotes. Oh, God, she's back. What do you want?
    179:51
    Oh, thanks, buddy. Nope. Don't smoke. Stay tuned! Don't smoke right now. I don't smoke at the moment right now that I'm playing pinball in the studio. She only came back to sparring when she founds. She's been really bad about that. So that's Chris, he comes here and plays pinball. I am just letting the bed donate to kids. Keep it alive, come on, keep it alive, keep it alive. You have to be straight edge, don't get out of my face. Okay, we just gotta get it inside the disc there. Just like that. Super Jet Pop, Aiden. Then rinse, repeat. Rinse, freaking repeat. Okay, it's over. It's over.
    181:12
    Jet, do you have a Joe Neats and Kids tattoo? I wish. I have a tattoo on my stomach that says, a tattoo on my stomach that says photo booth with a question mark. I have meow written in cursive on top of both of my feet. I have hot like a robot tattooed across my chest. Just a fun little thing that, you know, whatever. I have summer 06 tattoos on my wrist. I am I'm a monster, man.
    181:47
    Only worst tattoos for me. Only the worst. I cannot find that damn Korra shot from Cradle. Oh, where is it?
    182:12
    You son of a... Oh, really? You piece of crap, you're gonna creep in there last minute? Get outta here.
    182:27
    Take him home? That's Crystal, he uses Febreze a lot. Oh yeah, dude. Summer of Six, baby. Let's read. Heck yeah.
    182:54
    Alright guys, what time is it? Almost 8 o'clock? I'm streaming for another 3 or 4 minutes and then I gotta roll. I got some splits to do.
    183:05
    And some splits to do it with. You know how it is. We're doing splits. Get you son of a... Bounce, drop catch, up the ramp.
    183:21
    Wait, guys, have I showed you the Vigo in our bathroom? I think it's on our Instagram, but I don't think I've showed people a video.
    183:32
    It's number six, isn't that when the thong song came out? Yeah, maybe. No, the chair in that tattoo is over some firewood because number six was the year that here in downtown Chicago we would find furniture in the alley, set it on fire, and play a game called how long can you sit in this chair while it's on fire before you puss out and get out of the chair. And we had the cops call us a lot that year.
    184:02
    Hey, a lot. Alright, bullsies baby. Lights like a milk-a-ball ready? Just gotta get in that scoop for a milk-a-ball? Sounds like a fun game. It's terrible. Yeah, we were rebels. No, we were just young jerks. Mom? Oh god. I'm trying to battle my boys. That's not legal.
    184:43
    I have never, ever in my life finished light cycle like that. It's a process you have to do exactly right, and I just nailed it without even paying attention. That was out of control. Oh my god.
    185:11
    If you rip apart the chair, yeah, guys. Oh, man. But were you without a cause? No, we have plenty of causes.
    185:23
    It's like to be a jerk. We'll be trying not to square, but... Alright, we're in trouble here. Get up in there.
    185:45
    Nope, that's my pick. Oh, the slaps there. Drop catch. Put it away. I'll resolve your boots. Carolina, that's the resolution.
    186:17
    Yeah, Real McCoy, I definitely come by, man. If you hit me up on the old private messages there, I'll let you know where we're at. Have you read?
    186:31
    Folks, for those of you that are familiar with Tron, you'll know that the music playing right now in this multiball is not correct. That's because we opened the ROM package and changed it. Did you ever light on fire? No. There's no reason to light yourself on fire. That sounds like a terribly dumb idea.
    186:55
    But lighting furniture on fire and then sitting in it is super smart. We are getting nowhere with this multiple, guys. Look at this crap, look at this crap. Get in there! Oh my god.
    187:21
    How many more frickin' hits do we need? Oh, we're there. So now we need to hit that gate a couple times to get it open. Whoo! You should instead of chairs light pinball machines on fire and see who can play them, dude. If I had the money and didn't get a lot of crap from the community, I would be all about that, because that would look cool as hell. Super J! Are you sure you're not going to hit that gate? Why are you so stupid, Jay?
    188:00
    Mr. Jay? Are you seeing this, like, wood chopping crap I'm doing here? Extreme Pinball! Alright boys, light it on fire. I quit, this is already dangerous.
    188:15
    It's gonna explode. Poo! What the hell was that? It like rattled out. That's right, I gotta replay. What's up girl? Give me the Jeff Bridges special. I don't think you can do that. I don't think you can handle Jeff Bridges special.
    189:02
    Rinzler, you monster! Oh my god, I'm screwed. Woo! Yeah, you know what? We used to have a Twitch server here in Chicago, that's right. It would be awesome to have that again, for sure.
    189:23
    I'm tired of using New York or Virginia or whatever the hell is available at the moment. Hell yeah, Cora. Come on, baby. Fall in. Fall into the gap. You know you want to. You know it's your favorite store. Come on, baby. Alright, Tess, have a good old day, Eddie. Oh, farts, what have I done? What have I done? It's fallen, oh. What? A dollar from buttered corn? What a show, Danger. Hold on, let me read this. What a show, Danger. Will you wait for me to play licorice real Lick-a-rish, real talk into the mic, it'll take my night. Ahem.
    190:13
    Ahem. Lick-a-rish. Gross! Thanks for the dollar, buddy. Here I make my... Oh, the Lavender is real. Get up there.
    190:34
    Jack the cotton Jack, Jack the cotton. Calm down, everybody calm down. Holy crap. Calm down, everybody calm down. Holy crap. Panty. What am I shooting for? If I finish Zeus, I go right to portal.
    191:30
    That's our chat. What's up, buddy? I'm finishing up this game now. All I gotta do is finish Zeus, and we go right to the ultimate wizard mode in this game, guys, if I can keep the ball alive. I just gotta hit these Zeus targets here.
    191:47
    You wanna see Metallica in action? Yeah. Double date. Double date slot. Oh, please, keep the freaking ball alive.
    192:01
    For a moment. A minute. Ow, you freaking whore. I love you. Hit the... I just need that E, guys.
    192:36
    How the hell am I gonna hit this? Okay. It's gonna stop. Oh my god, I did it. Portal's lit. I just gotta get it in that hole right there.
    192:52
    Coggle the score! Alright, guys. I just gotta get it in there, and we are done. Oh, I'm sweating like a monster.
    193:17
    This is my goal for the freaking week, and I got it right now. Want to keep balls alive, Thor, the whore. Oh my god, nothing's working.
    193:47
    Uh, I think the music cut out for some reason. That's fun. Does anyone know I'm supposed to be... Wow, it's like really awkwardly quiet right now.
    194:12
    Get... Yes! Oh my gosh, yes. Come on. No! You son of a... Guys, all the money was there. Are you literally, figuratively screwing with me right now? Is this the thing we're doing? Is this our fun little cute game we're going to do right now? This huge 5 million portal, yeah, get out of my face.
    194:54
    I screwed up. I screwed up bad. Well, here's the problem with portal, guys. I'm so unfamiliar with the wizard mode on this game, I don't even know what I'm shooting for.
    195:10
    No joke. I have no idea what the hell I'm shooting for. Oh, come on. Holy crap. It was impressive. What? I saw a ball? What ball was that? Holy crap. Guys, this scored.
    195:52
    This scored a... Thank you, Ravioli. You're a solid ball. Kiss it. That's weird. What have I done? Couple more of those, please. Oh shit!
    196:23
    You know what? Not to shoot for now, because I screwed it up. Is that what you're saying? Guys, we're doing something big here.
    197:02
    Having trouble concentrating a little bit. Don't even freaking think about it. Come on, last minute, last minute.
    197:15
    No, I mean, hit the... Oh, you ding-dong. Yeah, the gemstone is so rewarding, man. Whew. Oh, that's the way to go. It's a heat-gain monkey ball all day.
    197:38
    Play him if you got him. Alright, we can re-like this. No, we can't. Combatant 1, I score. Ding dong.
    198:15
    Oh, what the hell am I writing? Jack Beat-Off. soon. Internet, thank you so much for coming. This has been day one on Stern's Scrawn. We're going to be playing this all week. I don't know what guests we have coming in because I just screwed up my Friday and I made no plans. So we'll play it by ear.
    199:07
    I guess our goal is still going to be keep playing Portal but actually do something with Portal because that was actually a big stupid joke what I did there. Thanks to everyone for coming out. I love you guys. Thanks to all the subscribers, the followers, the donators. I love every single one of you. And we're going to make out sometime, I promise.
    199:27
    Parties, pizza, dancing, friendship, Snapchat, you know, yada yada. Go have a great Monday, guys. I love you. And go play some pinball. Good night. One dollar and one cent from All Anonymous says donate to good games. you are a sexy man owl and I cannot wait to hug you it's going to be great thank you brother one dollar and one cent can you hear that someone's playing Melissa Etheridge really loud next door alright guys thanks for coming I love you all sleep tight don't let the pinballs bite or all that stuff man real McCoy have a good one buddy
    200:12
    In my night, in my dream, I'm in love with you. Cause you talk to me like lovers do. I feel joy, I feel pain, but it's still the same. We have a guest.
    200:30
    Good night, internet. Sleep tight. Nicorash. Gross! That actually is like super gross, guys. I'll stop doing that. I got a dollar from... Oh, wait. Son of a... The ghost of Nick. Alright, oh crap, turn the internet off.