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World Cup Soccer '94 (Bally 1994) 08/11/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 25m·analyzed·Aug 24, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip streams World Cup Soccer gameplay with chat, discusses TV show and Pinburgh.

Summary

Dead Flip gameplay video featuring World Cup Soccer (Bally 1994) with host Jack Danger and guest Manny. Extended live stream covering gameplay, chat interaction, personal updates (host's courthouse elopement), upcoming TV show production details, Pinburgh tournament discussion, and tangential conversations about pinball culture, bar etiquette, and entertainment properties.

Key Claims

  • Pinburgh tournament costs approximately $253 to enter and is positioned as the most entertaining major pinball tournament globally

    high confidence · Host and Manny discuss Pinburgh attendance and cost; Manny confirms 'the whole tournament, just the tournament itself, cost about $253'; host emphasizes 'of any major tournament in the world, and of the two world tournaments that happen, Pinburgh is the most fun you'll have playing pinball in your life'

  • Host got married at a courthouse with minimal planning (stopped randomly, got license, returned next morning after 24-hour waiting period, went to work after)

    high confidence · Extended conversation with chat users about spontaneous elopement; host describes: 'we drove around just randomly and we were passing the courthouse. We're like, let's just stop in and get the marriage license' and 'the next morning, we're getting ready... we just drove there, got married, and then went to work'

  • Host is in production on a TV show in development with multiple networks in talks (Travel Channel, Discovery, Esquire mentioned, possible Netflix/Hulu/YouTube)

    high confidence · Host states: 'We talking to Travel Channel, Discovery, Esquire, and I can recall who the fourth one is. Netflix' and discusses having hired camera operator, audio engineer, and production assistant; plans to shoot 'sizzle reel' with snippets rather than full pilot

  • World Cup Soccer (Bally 1994) has a grand champion score of approximately 4.5-5 billion points

    high confidence · Host states: 'the grand champ on this thing is four and a half, maybe just shy of five billion' and references typical World Cup mode scoring around 2.5 billion into and 4 billion out

  • Host emphasizes the TV show will not be purely about pinball but will use pinball as a locational hook to visit different cities and activities

    high confidence · Host explains: 'It's not always going to be about pinball, but pinball is why we are in that city' and 'the pinball part of the show will be the gimmick, for sure. But I think it needs another gimmick' and 'This show can't be blackwater 100% about pinball'

Notable Quotes

  • “Pinburgh is the most fun you'll have playing pinball in your life. It forces you to play people you don't know. You don't get to keep paying to play better. You just have to play better.”

    Jack Danger (host)@ 14:45 — Explains tournament format and appeal; reinforces Pinburgh's reputation in competitive community

  • “We just drove there, got married, and then went to work. I think immediately after getting married, we went to Starbucks, got coffee, high-fived each other, and then we both went to work.”

    Jack Danger@ 9:00 — Personal milestone announcement; illustrates casual approach to marriage ceremony

  • “The show is like Insomniac with David Tone. That's the only example I'd like to give because it's just going to be me getting shitty in a different city.”

    Jack Danger@ 18:30 — Defines TV show format and tone; entertainment-focused travel show using pinball as location anchor

  • “This game is exceptionally fun when everything works because typically if the flippers aren't strong enough, this whole game is a loss because the ramps are a little steep, and getting to the goal back there is a bit of a pain in the butt.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:52 — Technical analysis of World Cup Soccer design and difficulty; highlights flipper strength importance

  • “I'm not going to go to a place and be like, yeah, there's like this one bar with a machine, and then I have nothing to do there... Tell me some... If you live somewhere, obviously you know what's cool to do.”

    Jack Danger@ 28:58 — Explains TV show location scouting strategy; requests audience input on travel destinations

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMannypersonLaurapersonGavinpersonDead FliporganizationWorld Cup SoccergamePinburgheventPinball Expoevent

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Dead Flip stream demonstrates active chat interaction with community members, fielding technical questions about pinball machines, acknowledging subscribers, and crowdsourcing information for TV show production

    high · Multiple instances of answering viewer questions about World Cup Soccer mechanics, acknowledging chat donations/subscriptions, requesting audience input on travel destinations and pinball locations

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Viewer inquiry about World Cup Soccer flipper/assist shot strength, suggesting community interest in machine troubleshooting and optimization; host defers to Gavin's Game Service as recognized expert resource

    medium · Chat user asks 'the upper shot into the goal on my machine is very weak' and references host's superior performance; host recommends contacting Gavin for technical assistance

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Host emphasizes World Cup Soccer's design philosophy requiring strong flippers and precision shooting; game punishes casual play but rewards skilled shot execution

    medium · Host states 'This game is exceptionally fun when everything works because typically if the flippers aren't strong enough, this whole game is a loss because the ramps are a little steep' and 'This game definitely rewards you for shooting well and it punches you hard for missing'

  • ?

    event_signal: Pinburgh tournament confirmed as major annual event with established format (qualifying bracket system with A/B/C/D divisions) and competitive infrastructure

    high · Host states 'Pinburgh, okay, of like any major tournament in the world, and of the two world tournaments that happen, Pinburgh is the most fun you'll have playing pinball in your life' and describes division placement system

Transcript

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0:00
Eating chips. Chips are great. I eat a lot of chips and I can't wait. It's gonna be a day where I eat chips. Everyone's gonna eat chips today.
0:22
What is up, Internet? Good to see ya, good to see ya. My man Manny will be joining us. That's going to be fun.
0:35
My Manny. You know, screw the screen. Screw it. I did a little shopping today, folks. I did a little shopping today to help with the internet when Comcast is stupid. So what I've done is I bought a proper Ethernet card for the computer. and then as a backup for when the internet dies there is a separate internet service that we have here that is connected to wifi which I installed a wifi card in this computer so now unless there is a apocalypse there should be no cutting out I'm hoping we'll see I'm also not a technical guy.
1:51
What we were using to get internet to the computer before was this ding-dong. Some, like, USB Ethernet sex toy.
2:03
Whatever. You know how it is. Good evening, pen-heads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day two on Bally's World Cup Soccer. It's a game that came out in 1994. the same year that the World Cup was going on and the USA was like super, super awesome at the time. We didn't win. That's fine. We got a really awesome pinball machine out of the whole situation. we are going to try to take the attraction on this is the cool down is too low I have a tech question for WCS do you take those? Obviously bro what do you got?
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market_signal: Host conceptualizing TV show as entertainment/travel format rather than pure pinball content, emphasizing broad appeal over niche pinball audience; addressing perception that pinball-only shows lack mainstream appeal

high · Host explains 'the pinball part of the show will be the gimmick, for sure. But I think it needs another gimmick' and criticizes pure pinball show format: 'This show can't be blackwater 100% about pinball, and that's what a lot of people are trying to do at pinball shows. And the interest just isn't there yet'

  • ?

    announcement: Jack Danger actively developing TV show with multiple network partnerships in talks; production team assembled (camera, audio, PA); plans to travel to multiple cities with pinball venues as location anchors

    high · Host confirms 'I now have a camera guy, an audio guy, and a PA, and we're ready to start shooting the sizzle reel' and states networks in talks include 'Travel Channel, Discovery, Esquire' plus potential Netflix/Hulu placement

    • 2:53
    Brzozowski hit me with it in the meantime we have Manny is going to be joining us to the battle. The grand champ on this thing is four and a half, maybe just shy of five billion. And the way we usually have our game set up without extra balls and stuff, that's going to be hard to hit, but I think we can get there because we came really close to the actual World Cup mode like two or three times yesterday. And the scores that you have leading into that are usually about two and a half billion, and coming out of it you're sitting at about four. So I think we can do this. Oh, sure. my Manny. Yep.
    3:33
    Manny's going to be joining us. It's going to be good. The TV show I've lined up a film crew and an audio crew. I just need to pay them. And then we're going to go shoot the Oh, why? I keep wanting to flip the button. Then we're going to go shoot the pilot. It's going to be good. It's more of a sizzle reel. Sizzle reel. It's not really a pilot. We're not going to shoot an entire episode. We're going to shoot chunks of what would look like little snippets that came from multiple episodes. It's going to be good. Blue Continental, how are you, darling? It's good to see you. Hi, Internet.
    4:20
    It's Crystal. Oh, of course. One time I wanted to work. It doesn't work. Oh, Nathan. The upper shot into the goal on my machine is very weak. I replaced the coil already, and I don't see any kind of adjustment on the linkage. I notice yours slams it right in. Any ideas what you do for it? Are you talking about the assist, the assist shot, the saucer that's up near the goal?
    4:49
    I don't have a specific answer to that. If Gavin was here, he could answer that in a heartbeat. but if you want, you can email Gavin, and I think he should be able to tell you.
    5:03
    His company is called Gavin's Game Service, and he should have an email on there. I don't know why yours isn't kicking out as hard as it should be, though.
    5:14
    That's really weird. Yeah, sorry, Broads. Broads? Let me find Gavin's email real quick and I'll give it to you because that man will he will tell you everything you need to know about anything pinball related Gavin's game service Who is man that fixes all the deathless machines Gavin you're damn right Yo, Pricksy, what's up, darling? Good to see you.
    5:56
    Everybody's here. Everyone's here. So, you know what? Screw this. While we're waiting for Manny to show up,
    6:06
    we're just going to get a game in to figure it out. You know, bros, I love this game, too. This game is so much fun.
    6:14
    Change your spring. you should film this as a reel in Sizzler ooh while the kiddo is swimming ah awesome oh Prissy my girl and I randomly ran off and eloped last Thursday we ran off and got married at a courthouse and now Lore of Danger will be on from time to time it's going to be fun
    6:45
    Oh, Prigsy, that's awesome. Yeah, this is a really fun game. This game is exceptionally fun when everything works, because typically if the flippers aren't strong enough, this whole game is a loss, because the ramps are a little steep, and getting to the goal back there is a bit of a pain in the butt. Ah, Prigsy, that sucks. Run off to the Coathouse.
    7:15
    Is it holding the ball firmly, otherwise it can shut off late, thus slowing the ball down. Ooh, Lord's Feet, that's true.
    7:32
    Yo! Servant Squad! Hello, Servant Squad, thank you for coming. Early, early, early. Oh, your mama. This is not going well.
    7:47
    That's over. No penalty kick for danger. Oh, crap. You know who that is, right? Hello? Come on up, bud.
    8:07
    Man, he's here. I have control of the ball yet, Gil. Does Magnus Ape work? It sure does. Oh, Prissy, that's awesome. Good luck and congratulations.
    8:19
    The money we are saving on the wedding, we're going to put towards just having a monster raging party for all of our friends and family.
    8:34
    Monsterry. Did you guys wake up and go, time is up? Pretty much. What we did is we drove around just randomly and we were passing the courthouse. We're like, let's just stop in and get the marriage license.
    8:48
    Haha, let's just do it. And when we did it, they're like, hey, you have to wait 24 hours. And we're like, okay. And then the next morning, we're getting ready, and we were both, like, done getting ready to go to work in the morning. We're like, let's just go. Yeah, okay, screw it. We just drove there, got married, and then went to work. I think immediately after getting married, we went to Starbucks, got coffee, high-fived each other, and then we both went to work.
    9:14
    You're going to wait 72 hours? No way. That's out of control. My man. What's up, brother? How you doing, bud? If you want, there is a grab a cup and there's a big tall beer on the counter. And a hoist of thumbs up. All right.
    9:44
    He got married to Taco Bell? Hell yeah. We almost called my friend who works at a brew pub to just marry us instead of a judge. It doesn't matter. Honestly, as long as it doesn't matter at the end of the day. Laura wasn't sad that she didn't have a big fancy wedding with a clown and stuff like that. I certainly was not upset. But I do want a big raging party, that is for sure.
    10:14
    What time is it? Wedding time! You didn't... Ah, no, man, you didn't go to Pemberg. Player one, you didn't get a notification that we went live? Uh-oh.
    10:33
    Um, I'm not sure what that drain was. After party, buy some pins. Exactly. And then a lot of people also spend like $30,000 on a wedding and then get divorced like three years later. It doesn't make any sense. It wasn't much less, though. No, you're done right.
    10:59
    It's a good bit. So how, you got, you got the notification? Oh, good, well, good. Greetings from the middle of big, nowhere Indiana. Table cam, so you're coming tomorrow, buddy? That's good. We do have a ball save on this. Alright. I might have a chance here. I forgot to turn it off. So, Manny here is the man. What's up, guys? It's me, divorce me. Cool ranch hands. What do you have to say buddy? Not much, it's been a long weekend. I was going to take my bike into the shop today, but my buddy's going to try to call my buddy. He should come through. What's wrong with your bike? Regular check out. I don't know if you can see it. I don't think I can. That's good. You're being character-fied. That's what I meant. So, we put oil changes and I mean, just kind of see if my poons are all... Manny looks different. I think his facial hair is longer than normal, I think. I actually feel like it's... I wish I could hide it out. I will say Kinbert was, um, it's an expensive tournament to get into, but you don't have to pay for much after that. Yeah, it doesn't work, it's really good. Yeah, I think the whole tournament, just the tournament itself, cost about $253. Yeah. Um, and I'm excited to see what that did for my, uh, brain-free. God bless 4G internet, highly motivated travel partners, streaming so I don't have to look at any more cows' blood.
    13:02
    My man. Yeah, Pemburg was fun. RCMO, good to see you buddy. Yo, amphetamine, thanks for the host buddy, I love you.
    13:11
    Shima, wait, did you just hit the TV shot from the left slipper on purpose? Yeah, I know, sorry guys.
    13:17
    I'm getting, uh, I'm not like wasted right now. Oh, so I contacted, um, I got my friends who are a production crew, so I now have a camera guy, an audio guy, and a PA, and we're ready to start shooting the scissor reel or the pilot for the teaser show. I just got to figure out how I'm going to paint.
    13:50
    So we'll see how that goes. What was the other one? What's the TV show called? This. Oh shit. Coming soon. It's just Destination America. Yeah, right. Esquire Network.
    14:07
    And one way or another. I'll take it. Oh, come on, baby. Wait, is this still the last ball? You're a little bit of an imprimer.
    14:19
    Dirty. Dirty. The racket was really neat. They have 13 machines. For some reason, Star Trek Troopers machine gave us 10 credits on it.
    14:27
    Can't complain about that. That's awesome. Brass and brass! All of Nate's podcasts about Pinbird have pretty much convinced me to aim to go for next year. Pinbird, okay, of like any major tournament in the world, and of the two world tournaments that happen, Pinbird is the most fun you'll have playing pinball in your life. It forces you to play people you don't know. You don't get to keep paying to play better. You just have to play better. And the first few days of qualifying is essentially however you play, you're placed. So if you shit the bed, donate to kids the first day, you are in D. Now, if you're not restricted, you get to play in D. And then if all of a sudden the next day you're like king shit, I don't give a crap, and I'm just like the best player, you're the king of D. Then you get to play in the D finals and just blow everyone away.
    15:25
    Yeah, it's pretty fun. Coming soon to NBC. Deadflip, the TV show. It's going to be good. Sports Freak, what's up, buddy? Lose, sir. Hopefully we last longer than Constantine. Oh, no.
    15:37
    Here's the deal. John Constantine is one of my favorite comic book heroes, and I am so sad that they screwed that show up. Buenas tardes Yo Alonso Are you going to Expo in Chicago this year? Yo bros I always go to Expo It's like an hour away It's like 20 minutes away October I think Totally going No way I'm missing that Yeah I think it's in October September or October I'm not sure You ready to battle him? I'm ready man Let's get a practice game in for you and then we'll get to the battle. Um, you can go first, Wall. I can hear this one. Alright, man. What up? Tell me what you're doing. What's up, Internet?
    16:35
    Stamina. Skill. Whoa! Spirits. I think I was playing this over the weekend. So, I'm out of here, guys. I am out of here as well. What the hell is that?
    17:23
    Red Claw, what's up, buddy? This is the TV show with the Spaceport Coastal Cove. It's the Spaceport Central Mall. Exactly.
    17:33
    Kingdom T. Oh, they have them. I'm Alonso. I am good, man. How are you? Laura, why aren't you here, ding-dong?
    17:51
    It's my wife, bro. What is happening? Let's hear you do this again. That darn cat. He's good! What's up, Laura?
    18:09
    Damn it. I'm a little bit more of a gamer, though. Touch an animated version of Kevin? Yeah, I do. The show's gonna be good, I promise you. For people that don't know anything about pinball, it's still going to be entertaining as hell. Is it gonna be like...
    18:30
    No, it's like Insomniac with David Tone. That's the only example I'd like to give. because it's just going to be me getting shitty in a different city. Ooh! Tagline. Nailed it.
    18:47
    It's not always going to be about pinball, but pinball is why we are in that city. All right. It's like we're in St. Louis. We're going to go look at some, like, mud wrestling and then go play some pinball.
    19:03
    Pinball wrestling. Or whatever. Is it going to be like Catfish? Yes, it's going to be exactly like Catfish. You told me there was a Hercules middle on here. You lied. Oh, logo, get over it, man.
    19:27
    I hope there's more episodes of the TV show than there are the podcasts. Yeah, we did. I've never seen this before.
    19:37
    Make it whirlwind? Yes, whatever you guys want. Canada is just doing it right now. Oh, we screwed each other. That's all I wanted, was to destroy it. That's all I wanted, just destroy it.
    20:32
    Alright. Love you. Oh yeah, he unboxed it yesterday. It's going to another party. Does that say free from the loop? Okay. Awesome, I answered it. Awesome. Jack, you hit the side of the cabinet and kill an unspec- does that ruin the cabinet graphics over time? Um, yeah, if you do it like maybe a thousand, hundred million times, it's not bad at all. It's the same as like... I don't know. Stepping in a shoe ruins it over time, you know? I started to feel like I was getting good at the top, too. Like, at least competitive. There isn't one at, uh... No, there isn't. It's still Jakey.
    21:44
    It's bad. I saw it too. I saw it on the screen. I'm like, man, this is confusing. There's certain things that aren't going right. I don't think Ray Martin is going up and down. Now, who's the second important currently?
    21:58
    Dan? No. They had this guy, George Boyd, come out. And he does some certain stuff. Alright. Get that kiss for a place to make a thousand bucks. Yeah.
    22:20
    Uh, dude, Pinball Life, if someone's giving you shit about slapping the side of the academy, you can tell them to fuck off, man. Head, was it headquarters? Uh, first off, sorry, donate to kids, we're not doing this square, but stuff like that like pisses me off, that is so dumb. Was it headquarters? No. So I'm going to come... Well, yeah, people at headquarters don't want you pushing the buttons because the buttons are going to break after like 30,000... So, uh, you can backhand into that file draw? Absolutely. It is ridiculously early. I know you guys are talking. It's right about the square to our left. No next to it.
    23:02
    Alright. The owner of Himalaya is telling you this? Are you slapping with like giant frickin' sharp wings all over your hand? And then dragging your hand along the side?
    23:31
    Exactly, Jed. Usually the owners of the bars or arcade stores will imitate rock bars or arcades. But it's not that bad.
    23:42
    Alright, come on. Get in there. Big Sag, what's up? I was using my claws. There we go. The owner of Pinwoods is pretty much a control freak. Oh, okay. Yo, Lyle, what's up, buddy?
    24:12
    We're in trouble, buddy! Oh! Ah, this can't even get one goal. Not one? No. Yeah, you definitely need to flip the cabinets and balls as well. You need to do a lot of these. If your Jets say you should be choked out and then tossed out on the street, but if you're freaking smacking the cabinet, that's fine. So here's the deal. Obviously, you just have to play the ball again. If you don't get a jackpot and you drain most of your balls, and you've got a one-ball play again, there's a countdown to get the ball back into the TV to get the multiple card. Yeah, I saw that, and I tried to get it to throw, but...
    25:17
    Oh, well. Right on. Folks, so, for the TV show, I need you all to write to the... message me on JetFlix Facebook or actually JetFlixInfo.com Email me. Yo, Pins got three freaking months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League, brother. You're amazing. And your app is amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, please go download Pinscores off of iTunes. It is an app that lets you keep track of the scores you got on a machine. And it's pretty dope. Also, bugs.
    25:56
    Alright, what was I saying about um... Oh yeah. Um, I need to know, uh, places to play pinball where you're from, and also if there's anything else that's fun to do where you're from.
    26:26
    It's called Pinsores. Oh, baby. Yeah, Pinsores. Dude, Pinseth, no sweating. Make your money. Oh, by the way, the app is free if I'm not mistaken. Hello there, you sick to get you, ah, World's Wonder Boy, thanks, but hello to you too. Yes, folks, I need everyone to go onto Deadflips Facebook and message me places to play pinball and what else there is to do in that area. and maybe I'll blow you guys up when we head out there.
    27:55
    Pick the booty. We got two. Two booties. That's all it took. Can I? Nope. Played a major tilky bonsai run the other day. Man, screw bonsai run. The game is a frickin' dumpster. Why did I do that? Take it home buddy. Alright, we've really been on a practice game this time. It was nice. No, it was good. You're the boss. Alright, that's how it's gonna go.
    28:48
    Well, if I go... What I'm saying is, if I go on location somewhere, like if you're in frickin', I don't know, Columbus, Ohio...
    28:58
    I don't want to go there and be like, yeah, there's like this one bar with a machine, and then I have nothing to do there.
    29:07
    You know, if there's like a cool corn maze, I don't frickin' know, man. Tell me some... If you live somewhere, obviously you know what's cool to do. I don't care if it's like going down by the river and trying to bonfire and throw rocks at each other. Because that's fun, man. Tell me. I need to know these things. You're one city away from, uh, Wisteria, ain't I? I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna get nervous. I'm just kidding. We're just kidding. As my voice cracks. You broke a bill, man. Three cities, three goals. Trash. No, not trash. Blizzard green. Burthing Thunderdune's cocaine has caused the street walkers to... What is with you and these street walkers? Scuba, it's our turn. I'm a streetwalker at this point. What is with you and these streetwalkers?
    30:09
    Scuba, it sounds fun. I mean, I love tossing people. I'm about to go. If you get me to play right. Which one's for you?
    30:29
    Tough multiball? Oh, wizard mode. Oh the, wait, love gun? Not love gun. You gotta get all the band members, and you're gonna have to say, like, light up the Kesson Army. So you just gotta like complete the whole machine. And if you're dragging, that means that's everything. Oh, that didn't count. I don't know if you read this, but if you're ever at a bar,
    31:16
    and you don't like the service there, you can have a jukebox, put a $20 bill in there, and just put Piano Man on repeat, and watch that place clear out so quick. Jeff Trump, hello buddy. This is the strong-ass gentleman.
    31:35
    Right on. We actually have a ton of pins around here, Jack. Nice, dude. Around her. Um, alright, so that means you get to go first. Alright. You ready? I am. Put it in.
    31:49
    Welcome to World Cup. Hold it up, folks. Got a text from my wife. Cocaine is pretty much your homeless or street bar. The bar I go to and basically the button the bartender has access to is getting up to the jukebox. Oh, just for that reason? Nice.
    32:35
    Just to be like, nah, screw this. Screw this. I downloaded an app so that I could play terrible songs without getting up to the jukebox. That's alright. It's got some strong wings, though. It's pretty legit.
    32:54
    Damn, Goldie. Damn, you Goldie. Damn. Oh, Jeff Corrupt. Hell yeah, man. I love you. You're second most sub, really?
    33:19
    Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League, brother. Can I get some butts up for Jeff Corrupt, please? Sorry, I put you all in the mic. But.
    33:32
    It's on the bike out there, man. I'm looking clean. Thank you, brother. I didn't wash mine. It needs a nice clean bath. You think so, man? Yeah, I don't like it. It's just all that chrome, dude. Yeah.
    33:43
    There's a lot of it. You can't sell much dirty anymore. I'm turning 18. Oh, shit. One dollar from pinball forever. Because in my family, gingivitis is a good thing. If this gen can fight it. That's dumb. Wait, where have I heard that joke? That is a dumb joke. Thank you for your dollar. I love you.
    34:07
    Pinball forever. You're new. Thank you for coming. If you want to make out later, we can. I've made out for less. That's the thing. Jack, what was that focus where I probably flipped it? What's the use, sir?
    34:27
    Oh, man, that would be great if they added this to the pinball arcade for sure. It's a boy toy! Woo-hoo!
    34:39
    Ladies and gentlemen, I have to test the latency. When I say it, please type what I say. Can you type... 3, 2, 1.
    34:52
    Let's see how quick we get. I bet you're gonna say buzz. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Okay. That's not bad at all. We're only in like ten, twelve seconds. Not bad at all. Thank you, friends! Ah, look everyone's here! Didn't finish reading my message.
    35:18
    Killer! I'm turning 18 soon, hoping I'll be able to sub sooner or later. Oh, hell yeah, Killer, that's awesome, dude. No rush, man. Just sit back and learn some pinball stuff. I love you.
    35:36
    Ba-ba! Alright, here we go. You guys distracted me in the last fall. It's just a regular game! Oh, jeez.
    35:52
    What the hell? That's how it goes, man. That's how it goes. Ah yes Pimbalife my show going to be on BET We talking to Travel Channel Discovery Esquire and I can recall who the fourth one is Netflix. And straight to Netflix. There you go. Hulu would pick it up. There you go.
    36:35
    Whatever. Whatever does it. Straight to YouTube. That's it. Honestly, putting it on the internet helps. Or the own network. Frickin' Oprah. Oprah would demand that she be on the show like every other time. Oh, like the game stuff? I don't think that network's even doing it anymore. It's all tax and American interest now. Yes. Who are you? Get up and ram.
    37:14
    Ah, so close. Thanks for nothing. Go Gerber. Here you go! B4 is S by now. Whoops. Oh really? Guess so.
    37:39
    Interesting. Three hours of American Ninja. Yes! That choir would macho it all up. Yeah. Oh! Listen, Crystal, get over it. This is a beautiful game.
    38:00
    I'm a macho guy. Eight hours of Walking Dead followed by a Walking Dead marathon. Let's do a double episode for Cornyn. Well, if you hear me tell you what to do in these places, email me immediately. Facebook, go there and message me with all your information. I need to know where to play and what other fun things there are to do. Like, go to frickin' Buddha Donuts and get married. You know, like, it deserves, like, uh... I don't even know, I can't even, like, come up with anything funny, I just need something funny. I can't get it to this anybody.
    38:46
    The ball in the playfield looks like it disrupts the flow in a jarring manner. No, Quint, I feel like this game has a really solid flow, except in the earlier shots, because I am not doing it. Yes. Oh, yeah. Like that last final draw I got was like a slop shot. This game definitely rewards you for shooting well and it punches you hard for missing.
    39:10
    Never go to voodoo donut again. Ugh! Big sad. You know there is. Like if it's all about, you know, going... I could tilt down.
    39:28
    I've been there once, it was just kinda like Rockabilly Gucci. It wasn't all that exciting. Is it Donut Hall? Is that here? Yeah, downtown. Supposed to be the best donuts in the city. Really? Except that they sell out by like 10 in the morning or something. Oh damn! I don't know. Alright brother, I'm gonna end it off. Nice job! It's only one point man, that's what. Burn, burn!
    40:09
    What the flying F word? Maybe I'll get some like... Like, uh, the show, okay, the pinball part of the show will be the gimmick, for sure. But I think it needs another gimmick, like, maybe get a freaking tattoo wherever I go or some crap like that.
    40:39
    Hang on. Alright, people are starting to message me. Good. Keep the messages coming. I don't mean to go trying to plug Zomerville, I just wanna do a few things. Pinball, there's interest for sure, I just gotta make sure I can pay everybody. And I perhaps pinball peaks even though I know it. Talk about the beers and stuff. Yeah, there's, listen, I got schedules, a script, everything is ready to go. Just gotta shoot the game. It's a beer show about pinball. This show can't be 100% about pinball, and that's what a lot of people are trying to do at pinball shows. And the interest just isn't there yet. Like, I would sit and watch a show about just a bunch of nerds sitting around talking about pinball. But your grand-ma, your little nephew isn't, not that they're going to be watching the show. Nice crab, dude. Won't discovery pay everyone in glory holes?
    41:47
    What is that thing doing? Why is it every time I come out it turns into a... What do you say when I leave the room? I don't say anything, man.
    41:57
    You can go back and watch the tapes. Talk about the gram. Yeah, it's not going to be about this sad history of pinball that everyone wants to do. It's not going to be about the buying and flipping of pinball that everyone wants to do. It's going to be about the player's perspective of just hanging out and having a good time.
    42:18
    Going straight to Oakland. Yeah. Right. Where pinball's huge. Nailed it. Yo, that Magnus thing, though.
    42:31
    It doesn't look like it's going to be used today. Mm-hmm. All right, come on. On the fly. It is the Thomas County Blue Round, South Town, Ann Arbor, and the Balkeaks that... Oh, really? Yeah, that would be fun, but I'm just a state fan, so... There's no way I'm going to go to Ann Arbor. I don't even know what that means. Is there a rival college there or something? Yeah. Is it College Town? I'm close to... Guys, I love college towns. If there's college towns, I need to be there, making out all day long. Laura said it's okay. He has all the permission, uh, slips signed out. I got all them slips. Everything stands good to go. Yeah, Michigan sounds like it has a lot of pinball. You got like pyramid scheme and all that fun stuff.
    43:28
    I'm going to try to get him off. Well, that sucks. Alright, get it. Oh, hell yeah, I nailed it. Oh my god, the ball got stuck. Holy pieces!
    44:08
    Oooh, you're saying that Magnet on the same day? Megatronament, don't be... You should convince the organizers to set up Fantasy League, because why not? Yeah, totally! Who wants to program a pinball Fantasy League? How would you even score that? Um, just the crack on the NBA. Because there's ranking versus, there's ranking against tournament, there's ranking overall in the world. Like, my, uh, it even keeps track of like every time I play Bragg Star, I win. And it has those numbers. It's incredible. What's he like, eight and 0 against you? I think it's like 15 or 16. He might have a win. He might have a win.
    45:02
    It'd be funny to hear Jimmy talking with a sensor beep. It would beep, but then, like, they'd blur my mouth and it would just say DTK across my face. Don't make the kids.
    45:20
    Did you see what happened there? Yeah, what happened? You believe in five balls? I thought I pushed the button. Yeah, I didn't.
    45:29
    Yo, there's no such thing as pinball poser. But five balls is cheating. You probably didn't even know I was there.
    45:43
    Drew, thank you for sending that information, brother. You the man. Remember to flip. Son of a... That actually could be cool.
    46:03
    Five balls is classic now. Five balls is garbage. It'll be that forever. Exactly. People that walk up to me and they're like, Oh, cool. I just got like, a frickin' 800 million on an Ironman. I'm like dude that's impressive. Yeah man you know how you gotta do it sir. Five balls, turn all these balls on, ball saves that last an hour and a half, takes a tilt bob out. I'm like yeah keep bragging. You know what that reminds me of is uh you see Kingpin right? Yeah. Oh yeah when he's bragging about his score. And he's like yeah Can I play 20 frames or whatever? Woah woah woah woah, what?
    46:46
    What are you drinking, Jack? Uh, I'm all out of beer now. But we were drinking, um, Crystal Hero by Revolution Brewery. We were drinking Crystal Hero by Revolution Brewery. God, I needed that final drop.
    47:06
    What beer is this? You want to keep drinking those whiskey up there, but I did write them on the subject. Oh, yeah, no, I didn't. You've got to take it a little easy with you. My friends play old pens and want ball saves. I'm like, nope. My man pinball life. Listen, there's only one game that deserves a ball save right now, and that's The Walking Dead. All other games can suck it, but this game needs me. This game needs me. You don't put the rubber donut right there? Nah, I don't like the other one. We need a couple more emotes so we can get, oh yeah, lip wipe.
    47:43
    Get Laura up in here. Give me the ball back. You mother. There you go. That's going to be the show. The pinball wife. Pinball wife.
    47:53
    The housewife, the pinball, the hot wife, the pinball. There you go. It'll be on E right after. I'll rent one. I'm just giving you, I'm just giving you a gift, buddy. Just giving you a gift. Man, this green wall is hilarious. Green whale. Oh, Jesus Christ. Casually challenged time. How are you guys? Gracie! The real wives of Pinball County. Yeah, pinball life or some of that. There's a lot of pinball shows being made like that, and they're not going to work.
    48:49
    It's not going to work at all. That's, I mean, that's like, like, would you watch a show that's about going around and finding and collecting old refrigerators. Does that sound exciting to you? Do you even give a shit about that? That sounds like a spicy Yeah!
    49:12
    It's like cool flipping and it's like we flip refrigerators and find them, we fix them, we flip them. No, it's not going to freaking work, man. And that's how it is for people that don't like pinball. They don't give a shit. How about this idea? You and me, pinball revenue. I'm exciting Yeah there you go Lou Confidential you are correct Yeah the show looks terrible and everyone looks terrible And I will say that One of the people on that show Tried to contact me Okay And I have a pretty good sense of humor But this guy goes I don't friend just anybody That was a friend request to me He goes I don't friend just anybody And I was like, uh, decline. I don't... I don't care, dude. You don't get to, like, what is it, top dog me or whatever the frickin' term is. I don't give a crap.
    50:11
    You know who I am. Right. I'm... I don't threaten anyone. Yeah, great. I'm Jack Danger. I don't give a... Yeah.
    50:23
    Couldn't find it in the flip. Couldn't find it. Dancing with the devil right there. Oh, that was the guy. Yeah, yeah, in front of me. Is it Pop Dog? No, I don't think Pop Dog's the name. You don't get to Pop Dog me, dog. You gotta show me how to make that shot. The backhand? It's early. Get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there. Oh creep on up there girl. Oh my god, Goalie, Goalie, what a jerk. Goalie doing work. I don't friend just anybody. Totally doing work. I don't friend just anybody. Yeah, get the... Oh, my God.
    51:17
    What's that? A douchebag. A human, like, human, like, douchebag. Hey, that could be my pickup line on, like, but I don't just like anybody. Yes.
    51:30
    Like, girl, I don't swipe right to this game. There you go. Tinder douchebags. Right. A show appealing to pinball nerds is a show that's only appealing to about 30,000 people. A regular TV show that appeals to a small demographic appeals to millions of people. So that show goes in the waste basket. I just don't sub it to anybody. I don't respect anybody. Kill them.
    52:12
    You peacocking me right now, bro? I'm from the show Kimmel Howlers. Ah, Jaden, you're too kind, man. I love you. You're as much death-blood as I am, brother.
    52:32
    You got this man. It's that beer. Why don't you put that in? Good luck riding home, sucker. There's some chick on there doing shots and sleeping with the entire crew. What are we talking about? Oh, that pinball howlers thing? I saw the sizzle reel for that. I think that's what that was. was... Listen, I love pinball, I love everything in pinball, I'm not trying to badmouth anybody, but really, don't try to, I mean, they finished in a small pond is exactly what's happening there, man. Yo, thanks for the follow, buddy. You know, people that walk around like, you don't know who I am? Some dude tried to do that at Pinburg when I was streaming on Twitch. Did you guys catch that? Some guy walked up and he's like, hey, my name's Mike. Uh, You're streaming on Twitch, right? Oh, obviously you know Jerry over there from Super Game Arcade Crazy Master. And I'm like, no. And he's like, yeah, you do. Don't give me that. He's like, maybe I'll come back and we'll talk on your stream a little bit. You know, get you some views. And I'm like, I'm partnered, Dildo. You can, like, walk the hell away. Although, I really have no idea who you are. So, yeah, good luck. Trying to put a shameless fly with a D on it.
    53:57
    He was trying to like hijack the freaking screen. It's honestly, it's like, it's that whole big fish in a small pond thing, man. There aren't millions of people watching Twitch, you dildo. There's like 400,000 people.
    54:15
    Yeah, what a good shit, exactly. Billy Mitchell is a legend, but he's the biggest douchebag I've ever seen.
    54:23
    Do I know Billy Mitchell? Oh, wait, that's the King of Kong guy. King of the John. King of sending in all their tastes. Yep.
    54:33
    My man. Skill. Love you. Oh, shark sharks. Yeah, listen. How is, like, Ice Road Truckers, a TV show, and Jack Kings are getting drunk on TV and making out with people isn't a TV show. Dude, how many Bigfoot shows do we need? Right? Have you ever seen a Bigfoot? No, the Hunter Bigfoot, and they never found it. They never found it.
    55:11
    It's like, yeah, it's like DZ10. They're like, I found some shit in the woods. It might be Bigfoot shit. Oh, it was my dog's shit. I forgot to pick it up earlier. Oh, you're thinking of Augie Dog. Um, that's the dog that you're thinking of. Hopper.
    55:32
    Dorkies in Tacoma? No. Gave up... Wait, you gave up a chance to talk to Mike and Jerry? Ugh, guys, let's see Jack speak. Uh, what?
    55:46
    Guys, let's just... But just make a TV show about having fun, huh? That's all I want. It's like, start by having fun. I want people that like having fun to also watch it. Hell, maybe I'll holler at NJWK to like be on the show with it. There you go. With the fat beard and...
    56:12
    I mean, he has a song called, We Want Fun. It's all about fun. Oh my god, where's the other- That wasn't what I wanted.
    56:27
    Storm Chasers? Wait, if they made a Storm Chasers show, I would see Jack Ganger's show. I watched ten episodes of Storm Chasers, but back then was on. Yeah, I wonder. They never even got into a storm. Exactly, man. Crap, what have I done? Get in the frickin' hole! Yeah, right, you gotta talk to the maker for this. Yeah, right. You gotta talk to, you gotta talk to the makers of those. Does the gold, the gold is holding this frickin' ball. Isn't that illegal for some nonsense?
    57:19
    Hello? We think there's a storm coming? Yeah, dude. Girls like that are frickin' amazing. I mean that got funded. You know, that got... this is chill.
    57:43
    Oh yeah, dude, I'll take all that money. Fuckaboo! Oh crap. Oh crap, what do I do? Fuckaboo! Get up! Oh my god, I'm hitting nothing! So I want that rollover or the TV or that...
    58:14
    Guys, we're going to make a great TV show and you know what's going to happen? You're all going to be part of it and it's going to be phenomenal. What's the title? The title is going to be Keeping Up with the Dangers. There you go. Me and Laura traveling the country getting wasted.
    58:38
    All right, rally time. Yo, Rubber Shucks, what's up, buddy? One second, number one. It's King Go-Wild.
    58:58
    God, that goalie's just being in church today. Oh, it's not. I wouldn't pay $5 to support another pinball TV show.
    59:10
    There's no need to. I'm trying to make this entire show out of pocket. We'll see how it goes. I'm going to get some wine.
    59:24
    Yo, Tenth, what's cracking, buddy? I watch you do just about anything, including roles. Yeah, like sets.
    59:42
    Hey, I paid $15, and I'll use it, too. Guys, pinball on TV. We'll make it happen. What's going to be the catchphrase for the show?
    59:56
    Probably just going to be, me screaming the F word really loud. Like the catchphrase for the show is going to be
    60:10
    Oh, you're kidding. That's the second first ball that I had where I just ran for it. And the point's on Jack.
    60:23
    Oh thanks, we're having a great time buddy. I'm definitely going to. Oh, Jesus! You got a catch phrase for the show? Buh! Um, yeah, it's going to be, no! The network's going to screw it up. And I'll be like, listen, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be And I'll be like, listen, I'm taking my scope back.
    60:57
    We're going on the internet. Screw this crap. Should pitch a show to Netflix or Amazon. They're having to get all sorts of original programming. Huh.
    61:12
    That's actually not a bad idea. Do they do, like, reality shows, though? It's scripted reality, essentially, is what's happening. Because we're going to act like we don't know where we're going while we're super drunk and out on the street talking to people.
    61:28
    So if the drinking is real, the asking people where to play pinball is going to be real. Their reactions are going to be real, but we're going to know where we're going. So obviously what's going to happen is we're on the streets of Vegas. I'm like, hey, hey, buddy, where can I play pinball? And they'll be like, fuck off, you asshole. Get the hell away from me. And I'm like, okay, let's go this way. Go next, kids. Come down here. Hey, where can I play pinball? They'll be like who the hell plays pinball and you're like okay. Let's keep going and you know eventually just make your way to where you got
    62:02
    So science way so much I love you I'm sorry guys, man, I'm swearing up a storm over here. I love the swearing. I can't check. He's cute. Stuff for swears. What?
    62:48
    I don't know, man. We're not even a mature channel. We are like open to all ages. Don't forget to cut to the designated driver rolling into the horizon the whole time. No, you know, just go play some pitball. What? There's no pitball there? Get out of the way asshole. So I can be like an idiot abroad or like... You just don't want to be there? You get sent to some random like city.
    63:20
    Uh, we'll know what we're doing. But I'm gonna play dumb. I think it's great. I think it's gonna be great. Uh, and honestly, if the producers of the network go, the show's great, lose the pinball angle, I'll be like, sure, let's just drink. And then I'll still play pinball. Yo, it's Peggy's Cutes. Welcome to the league, brother. You're fucking amazing. Donate to kids. I love you. Uh, can I get some flippers and butts up for Shaggy, please? Love you.
    63:53
    Shaggy Shoots, welcome to the league. I gave you a square word. Don't expect those are too many. Oh, those body notes get me every time. Oh, the butts are too much.
    64:10
    Donate to Q. Oh, man. The flippers and butts. There's almost like no reason to have any other emoticons.
    64:29
    Hey, we just keep buttin' it up! How about the different show on Nick Jr. just for the kids? I can deal with that. Ah, Kyle! You're too kind! You also, so is X-Day.
    64:49
    Hi, Manny. Hi, Flipdad. Pinheads and Grills. What's up, Pearson? Good to see you, buddy. I'm cool. Still need a Donate to Kids piggyback. Yeah, we need more Emoticon slots for that, man.
    65:05
    I think we are about 100 subscribers away from that happening. Yeah, Laura needs... you're right. Laura also needs the sunglasses emote with her head facing
    65:20
    the other direction. Woo! Is that it? Did you win? Yeah! My man. I don't even remember playing that game. Alright, you get to start us off, brother. Finally squeezed one out. The world cup 94! World Cup 94! Let's rock, Peterson! Let's go about building custom cables and ride them. Screaming your dad a lot. No wait, that's been done. Haha. I didn't know this guy was going to be on that. Let's go! Let's jam them a little. Hey, your phone's ringing!
    66:10
    Thanks, baby. We're all there to sort of, uh, yeah. That way the emotes can kiss. Exactly. And then if the third danger shows up, If there is a third danger in the works. Three dangers, man.
    66:39
    Oh! Your phone's ringing, hello? Huh? Oh, it was ringing. Oh yeah, we got it outside. We got a crap load of phones up in this bitch. Oh, God, it's good!
    67:00
    Bounce! What the freaking crap? Bounce, I love you. Too much bounce! Oh, what the... Okay, hold on. What do we got? I don't know what it is.
    67:32
    Oh man, did you guys see the spam text I got the other day? It said, you are of the male gender or a woman. I like that. It's my favorite. And that's all the text said. And then it had a link to some sort of picture or... There's nothing that I could do.
    67:55
    You didn't want to... That link stayed blue. Yeah. It's like, oh, you're a man or a woman. That is my favorite thing.
    68:06
    That's great. That's my favorite thing, too. Hello? I get those often. Yeah. There is a 13 year old. We don't acknowledge her though. Oh, you mean Rachel?
    68:21
    The 13 year old I married on the internet. We don't talk about her. I'm an alien, you moron. We have no sex. Oh, I missed. Jack, you celeb, yes? Uh, me? See ya.
    69:03
    Oh, we make them play! I am lit. Need more machines in there. We got plenty of machines guys. We just need to, oh yeah, sorry, part of my to do list was to get back the whole of the to do this was to get back the whole uh... jersey jack whoa! everyone out of the pool good ball though brother he stole my uh... he stole my lock so if i take the multiball now it's only a two ball multiball so i have to lock the ball up real quick Jack, you going to Komish's birthday party on Saturday? The Komish's? Oh, uh, Ding Dong Jones, what's his frickin' name?
    70:45
    Crazy hair? Ben. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. You made the final draw. It's true. I'm the best. Mother! Sticks are lying. What's up, buddy? Oh, big hair band.
    71:42
    Good to see you, 609. Crap. Oh, slapperino. Yeah, we got the moobot everybody out of the game. Couldn't pass it properly, so we'll do this. Sharks. No! Yes? No! No No No No No They got a No Son of a I got all the trust in the world over here. It's not worth my time.
    72:45
    Your wife is looking different from yesterday? Heh heh heh. Uh, this was Maddie. Oh my god, I'm dead.
    72:55
    Gulp butt. Gulp butt. Woo! Alright! You got this buddy. Let's see. Shake it off. Burn, burn, burn, burn!
    73:16
    Let's get this! I'm getting a routine tomorrow. Oh hell yeah, Dad. What are you getting, buddy? later crystal see you crystal
    73:41
    two dollars from Craig's anonymous says I don't have much but I've been watching and would love to do what I can to help you get your show off the ground first time here and it's really cool what you do oh crap thanks Craig that means a lot man Thank you so much.
    74:01
    Two dollars. I love you. Craig's the anonymous. Yeah, the show's going to be dope. I promise. And if it isn't, then I'll just put it on the internet for you guys to watch and keep making it.
    74:20
    Cheers. Yeah, but seriously, thank you, Craig. I appreciate it. Uh, okay. What time is it? Oh, boy. It ain't even six. You can upgrade more as we... Thanks, Ben Tron. Son of a...
    74:39
    Make it naked. Yo, that's our champ stuff for two months in a row. Welcome... I love you, wife. Thanks for... Can I get some butts and flippers up for Laura, please? That darn chat. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Which mine is yours now, I guess. I don't know.
    75:07
    Laura, you tough. This is how you know how our marriage is going, guys. When Laura stops subbing, you know we're on the rock. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I couldn't get it.
    75:26
    Another crap ball one. Now you're right to get a score. You got this. No! Wow! Laura, what's mine is yours. So it looks like so far we've made $3 in donations, so you get $1.50 of that, and the other $1.50 goes towards making my dreams come true.
    76:00
    Laura, you earned the pounds. Yeah, rubber ducks. Laura and I got married at a courthouse just randomly on Thursday.
    76:14
    His pinball wife, not his real wife. You're getting a lot better at pinball too, which is bananas. Like, did you see the scores from yesterday? When Gavin was here? I guess I did. Yo, check this out. I don't know if that worked, but... That's Gavin, Jack, and Laura. Hey, no shit! Yeah. We're going to the games, aren't we? I will say I DQ'd a lot, because I got stupid drunk.
    76:46
    Oh man. There's a girl at the at that charity tournament smoking everyone. That's awesome. Oh, Laura says, no, what's yours is mine, so I get three bucks. Oh, you get the whole three, great.
    77:06
    Didn't even realize you were together? We were trying to hide it, you know. As a celebrity, I gotta look single and available or else people don't like me. But I think now that I'm married, I'm a theme. Sexier, more mysterious, more unobtainable,
    77:24
    and therefore more wanted. One day she'll be better than Jack, this tea I do. We'll play for the divorce. We'll play the tea who gets the wife. Alright, the winner of this next game gets the house. Damn it.
    77:46
    The game will be played out on the house. Yeah, right. I'm the forbidden fruit vibe now. Nice. I can't have him. I must have him. Amen.
    78:20
    I'm right there with you. Were you guys living or in Chicago? Together, in a hoop. You live in a hoops. Why am I shooting for this? I still don't understand the time of the round.
    78:42
    One game I'm walking dead and no ball's dead. Oh my lanza! I can't make it. Poor the custom here, James.
    79:03
    SpookyPros, two months in a row! Brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. I love you. You're amazing. I drained. Um, folks, can I get some flippers and butts up for Spooky, please? Brother, love you! Alright. SpookyPros! You got them, SpookyPros!
    79:27
    I can see you're about to seal this lot here. Two months in a row! Two butts in a row. Spooky! Thank you brother, I love you.
    79:50
    Gee, forgot to take care of business. I don't even know what that means. Be safe, friend. Are you on like farming equipment right now? right now, watching this on. You know, John Deere needs to make his cellphone. He will buy the crap out of it.
    80:08
    What button is he using? I didn't see it, buddy. I missed you. So, install the Spider-Man pen blade from King Patrick's yesterday. Oh, really? The the peanut button was called. Oh, Red Claw. Oh, duh. You do good work, Jack. Aw, thanks, Cookie. I feel... You said drink the other night, and I have to thank you. Wait, who said that? Then I'm dead. Check. Oh, that's Laura. Oh, okay. You bought her a drink. Actually, you bought me like a frickin' 20 drink. I got married! Oh, God. My girl's gonna kill me. Oh, you fell off the face of the air. Sorry, bud. Well, welcome back to the face of the air. Where do you work, man? That was trash. In my lot of the school do I work? Oh, you can. No one's gonna freaking stalk you. Is someone gonna stalk me, internet? Don't stalk me. Stalkers are fun, man. Unless you're a girl. Boom, bye! I work at Emporium, our gay bar.
    81:45
    Jed, you do know that you're on stream right now, right? And that your wife is watching? Uh... What a pretty easy go.
    82:05
    What butt did these... that shit's a killer. Gross. late congrats on getting married ah thank you buddy oh man I thought I said murdered for a second Jared Tocas my man appreciated uh wait did he say it real quick? yeah he's the darn guy at Emporium uh just bouncing crap on us he's the guy you don't want to piss off at Emporium uh he's just saying man oh what did he do Manning fit a bouncer for President Obama, for Rolling Stones, The Grateful Dead. Now that is a quote that needs the last word. The floor is pretty easy. Oh, god. What am I playing a bing dong today?
    83:10
    Jadian would hate me for ever saying for the house and one game for... Oh, no, god, no. Good thing this summer's been mild. Ah, dude, pinball life. Sorry, man. Or Oprah. What is happening in the internet? Alright, these are two terrible scores. Not a game that you can get built into. I'm telling you, that one warm-up game, and after that it was, uh...
    83:36
    Butt City. It's been my experience that Bombsers are great people, you can't... You just can't be a jackass while drunk at the establishment. There you go. Also, did you guys see that JGP has the job description up for Game Programmer? Ooh, guys, get up there, check that out.
    83:57
    Uh, programming for a pinball company is one of the most cushy jobs ever. And if you want the game to be better than it is when it went out, you just take it upon yourself and you'll look like a hero. Cause I'm like frickin' uh, what's his name? Wyman Sheets? Oh, that's it. Wyman Sheets does so much programming in his off time that he's not getting paid for it, it's incredible. Is it true pinball is gay in some states? It was illegal in the United States for about 30 years. And some states it's only become legal in the past six months. So yeah, there still might be some places. Yeah, so sorry. I wasn't even paying attention. Sorry, Oklahoma. No, I really don't know. Yeah, Royal Sunset, I think it was Oakland just made pinball legal again like six or seven months ago.
    84:52
    Oh, thank you, it says letters of apology, sorry, I didn't catch that. Yeah, worth a tweet, within the last like six or seven months they just made it legal.
    85:14
    The only way hip-hop companies stayed afloat when there was a legal here in the United States was they'd make the machines and then ship them directly overseas.
    85:22
    Uh, Cuba, it was considered gambling. Um, if you remember when I was streaming from Kinberg, and we had an older gentleman on, and it was his birthday, and we all wished him a happy birthday, that was Roger Schardt. Um, he is the guy who took the court in the 70s to make pinball legal again, and, uh, he convinced the judge that it was a game of skill, not a game of luck, and that guy is responsible for us being able to do what we're doing right now, And we had him on our stream and wish him a happy birthday Also his sons Josh and Zach were on the stream. They were the ones that blew up the walking dead They're also ranked like number three and number ten in the world right now
    86:06
    Zach yeah Finally Zach is our coach and Zach taught me everything I know about pinball Wait, who won? The world comes back before us! Huh? Anyway... Yo, Royal Thudset, thanks for the follow, buddy. I'm assuming you... So, okay, here's the deal. Let me explain why they thought it was gambling, because there's still a problem happening in Wisconsin right now with this. Getting a free game through replay or a match at the end of the game is considered gambling. Because you essentially got 50 cents for randomly doing something. What? So Wisconsin, it is illegal to have paid pinball tournaments or machines that take money at all. You can't have any of it. Any Chuck E. Cheese that's running in Wisconsin right now is illegal. Any claw games that are there, any freaking anything where you can win a free game, or any game that you can put money into is not legal in Wisconsin right now. And there's a big, awesome tournament that happens up in Wisconsin every year called NGC, and they've been dealing with a lot of crap with that. But they're talking with the congressman or whatever in Wisconsin to be like, yo, this is the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard of. No one's going to win 40 games on World Cup and then somehow get that money from the machine and go buy drugs or whatever. TKS, thanks for the freaking, follow up, buddy. Freaking Wisconsin, exactly.
    87:53
    Citizen Churros, folks at Chuck E. Cheese in Wisconsin, please walk in there and be like, folks, shut it down.
    88:00
    He's got your license, though. You're like, Jack Danger, local Simpson. Could you imagine Chuck E. Cheese and Addison's pen? I think they do. Do they? Yeah, they also have beer and pizza. But you can't go in there without a child. You need to have a kid with you to go in to Chuck E Cheese. I came across that problem like five years ago. I was like, I'm just going to go in here and play some games. They were like, sir, are you here with a party? I was like, no, I'm just trying to play games. They were like, no. Get out of here, you peddle bear. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I never knew that. I can't believe it! Excuse me ma'am, can I borrow your tile really quick? So I can play some pinball? Jack, wrong goes you can set up on building value games to play 3 games after the ball. But you can still win a match, you can still get a replay, you can still... Like, the fact that that even exists makes this game a random machine that has a gambling aspect to it. Where's your party, sir? Get the fuck out of here, sir.
    89:17
    Donate to kids. Just wanted to play some pins. Two dudes. Exactly, Masked Bad. The last thing I want to do in the world is even look at a kid. I don't want to deal with kids. Screw that crap. I just want to play pinball. Man, you hit it right on the head.
    89:36
    Yeah, it's hard to think back when there's a... Oh yeah, absolutely Astro. They have one at Emporium actually. That's right. Oooh, Excel. So here's what happens. You can try to slap save it, which isn't working for Streak down the middle, middle or you can try to move it which apparently is not working at all.
    90:12
    I mean I'll make the crap out of you kids for sure. Dude, awesome chops. Manly chops. He's only tilted two times, wow.
    90:34
    He actually just bought one in a Star Trek this week? Dude, Astro, that's awesome, man! Yeah, the great magnet on WCS, the piece of crap here.
    90:47
    I'll make the crap out of some kids! Alright, uh, alright, so, wow, okay, great scores. Let's put some, put some scores up here, dudes.
    91:00
    Why did I do that? Yeah it works for slowing the ball down and not catching it but I find that it's grizzly more than anything else. Come on. Go home. Oh my god. You gotta do something up for it, I guarantee it. Uh oh. Woo! That backhand, man. For the money and space, I would own every star machine. Like Stargazer. Hell yeah. Star Wars? Star Wars is kind of a joke to this game.
    92:14
    Oh, that sucks. I did that too well. Okay. Nope. Crap parts. Everyone into the goalie, but the goalie wasn't late. I'm trying to get a hold of this freaking ball. Power outage. Burn them birds! Oh crap. Why did you go that way? That didn't make any sense. Your street's blocked by the police and you can't walk in. That's insane. That felt good. I mean, it hurts my hand, but it's okay.
    93:31
    Oh, Shima, that is insane. One of your neighbors has a hostage? What the hell? News is here, but I don't see it on the news yet. Uh, what? Where do you live at? Yeah, Shima, where are you, dude? Was it Waco, Texas?
    93:48
    Yeah, it might be. That's insane, man. Oh, come on. North Las Vegas? Oh. Um, Bass Hulks bro. Bass Hulks. One dollar from Anonymous says, being able to watch you play pinball today, oh yeah, what does that say?
    94:29
    Today has been the highlight of my week, amazed. Aw, thank you, Anonymous. I appreciate your support.
    94:38
    Being able to watch you play pinball today has been the highlight of my week, amazed. Aww. I wish I knew who you were. Thanks for being lovely.
    94:50
    I got salt snow, that's the Florida Zombie outfit. Yeah, I guess you're right. What the hell was that? What the?
    95:03
    Thanks for nothing. I love reading the news every day. Hey, how you guys doing? Pins All Rules! Yo, Roy Duck, forever! 37! Good to see you, bud. Um, Jack, do you ever play a really good version of a pin and then play a really bad version of a pin so it works off? Yes. World Cup Soccer is a great example of that. A bad World Cup Soccer is 100% unplayable. A good World Cup Soccer is hard to find. But then there's pins that are in such terrible shape that they keep jumping out points that you'll put an amazing score on. There's the... oh crap, what is it? Not just good. What's that other... Demolition Man. The Demolition Man that was at Emporium, like last year, the game had something screwed up with it where it just kept giving you a ball back. And I got up to like, frickin', I don't know, 45 billion points. I was getting bored playing one-handed like this, like, drinking a beer. Finally put my name on it, like some unachievable score, and I'm like, I can't even play anymore. It was like all one. That's you? Last Thursday when I was swimming, we literally had an everybody out of the pool moment. Oh, did someone poop in the pool? Me, etc. Good to see you, buddy. Who poops in the pool? Poop, poop in the pool. Yeah, it was anonymous, not owl-onymous.
    96:33
    Okay. I love that one. Poop, poops in the pool, man. So the game before that was a watch, because I don't know if it's going to work.
    96:42
    I need a home project in my life. What book does he need to buy a crappy pen and bring it back to life, man? It's really not hard, I promise you. and it's very therapeutic to just sit down and clean the dirt off of something and put brand new parts on stuff. There's something about it. It's just super, super awesome.
    97:05
    Yo, Bitwise, don't sweat it, man. I love you. Thanks for coming back. Being drunk is what life is all about.
    97:14
    Nailed it. The next gen pinball machine is fun. I don't have a lot of time with it though, so I need
    97:31
    I definitely gotta play with one a little bit more. That game doesn't really call my name when I walk into an arcade. There's some games I can't remember my name when I walk into an arcade, you know?
    97:45
    There's some games that are just like, I gotta go play that. That has never been one of those games. I think the franchise is starting to get you into more of them. I think those are like, hard games to learn.
    97:57
    There's games that are starting to come out that are like heavy code-based ones now, like the new Star Trek. I'm getting my ass handed to me on people that know how to blow that thing up, so I gotta play that thing more.
    98:11
    Some of those newer sterns don't call your name? Yeah, that's true. Jacob's completely against drinking alcoholic beverages. Anyone that's ever seen this channel for any amount of time should know that. Walking Dead, I'll walk up to a Walking Dead and play it. I'm not too crazy about sucking...
    98:32
    Oh my god. Mutt's bang is neither here nor there for me, honestly. What's the score here? Hey, look at this. He has hit a six. What? Yeah. This is bad. The Walking Dead needs to be sad. Hey, Phil, I am great. I hope you are well as well.
    98:57
    609, go play it. I'll say The Walking Dead is leagues above WrestleMania for sure. That's true. Yeah, Wrestlemania is a very beginner friendly game. Pass on Woz? I enjoy Woz, that's another machine that I don't have a lot of time on. Woz in a tournament is the most frustrating thing in the world because you're almost afraid to hit the machine. It's a prison multiball.
    99:46
    Thank you. Oh my god, my light is on. Love ya. Looks like someone bought it on a big fan of WWE. Oh nice. The Closest Rest of My Frowns in New York. Oh, right on. You should go play, man. Dude, why did no one tell me that there was a licensed Mustang table? Yeah, man. They might have to redo those, uh, those L.A. or the Hulk Hogan space out. Perhaps. Which table did you love the most? I don't know that I have a super favorite table. ACDC Creamium is up there right now for me. It's one of my favorites.
    100:34
    Oh, Stargazer, which we have back there. It depends on my move, man, honestly. Yo, Owl, what's crackin', buddy?
    100:49
    You son of a... That's over. So that circus full chair turned out to be completely fried. Oh no, Shinme, that sucks man. Oh, that was way too late. Oh, I'm flying. That stopped. ACDC's a lot of fun. Getting my pinball fix at Silver Ball Museum later. Dude, 6 of 9, that's awesome dude. I'm on the fly, my man. Nailed it. Oh, if that would have worked. Yeah, you gotta catch this thing. Oh, I caught that. Alright, I can never make it through this. Oh, I caught that.
    101:52
    Alright, I can never make this shot. No kicker? Thanks for nothing. Have you ever been to Pinball Pete's? Bitwise I have not, man. I haven't been to any arcades in Michigan at all. I really have to get out there. Uh, you son of a bitch. Alright.
    102:17
    I know Nick Campbell, he's usually in the show, he's been to all those places. those places I have not. You're going to have to get a lot of insurance. Oh, folks, by the way, you almost took it.
    102:55
    Yeah, we're welcome. Folks, I mentioned this before, but as we're starting to get the TV show together, I need you all to message my Facebook, the Deadflip Facebook. Go on there and message me cool places to play pinball where you're located, and then other cool things to do around there that aren't pinball at all.
    103:16
    And then pay for it. I'm not upset about gaining the ball, I'm upset about not feeling it overall. No, yeah. Not feeling it there.
    103:31
    Here we go. Damn it! What? Why? Why can't I find this? Oooh! I live in Oregon, I don't think pinball's a thing. Portland, dude! Chesley Challenge! Portland is a huge pinball destination. Humongous!
    104:07
    Crap. Oh crap. Crap. Oh my god, this goalie! Goalie! Last minute! No! Well, there you go, baby! That's a jerk-off! Did his freakin' job.
    104:39
    Strike. Oh! I don't know the city is scary sexy There's a chubby checkers close to you? What the hell is a chubby checkers?
    105:24
    Of course, the statement thing. I don't do ship, the bank. If you go to a mall where I live, I don't think there's much else between where I live and a mall. Oh really, Master Heaven? There we go. Drain them balls, sir. Gun and gun. Oh, Jesus! Where? Oh, man! You're playing, you're playing, you're playing. Um, here's what we're gonna do. You want to start upping it up so that it's two points away?
    106:07
    Oh, you just destroyed me? No, or you catch up like crazy. What much is he? You're 28? My man! I think Jaden and I are probably the closest in age.
    106:23
    Once it's started up, I am gonna end it. All right, brother. Good luck. D.C. up in here. 606-909-609.
    106:46
    I'm 29.291367 years old. I'll be 30 in 37 weeks, 8 hours, and 38 minutes. Guys, your 30s is probably the most fun you'll ever have. Your 20s is the most fun you'll ever have that you won't remember. The 30s is the most funny you'll ever have and still be aware of the stories. Uh...
    107:17
    Well that was a way to take that. Let the print happen. Ladies and gentlemen, I went to Micro Center today and they bought some stuff for networking. It's kind of working. A few Google searches on arcades in the greater Detroit area, there are more than I first believed. Oh, that's awesome, Redclaw. Redclaw, you gotta come to Chicago, man. The barcage scene exploded out here. Oh, and so soon? Alright. No way, now.
    108:35
    Master Havoc, I'm not a tech guy at all. I bought some stuff for network. No way you getting a badge Wow Uh oh me Tidder yes You know me I starting to think, as I was collecting some artwork, I'm probably not your guy, man. I would love to. I just, I don't know. My art style, I can copy a lot of people very easily, because I'm an artist and that's just a thing. But my own style is very line work driven and I don't know how well that would translate.
    109:34
    You mother... What is happening? Oh, write down, Brandon. All right. Making babies. I got to make some babies.
    109:59
    Oh, Laura, me, et cetera, wanted to utilize my artistic abilities to re-theme a pinball machine. that they're sort of building from a space shuttle.
    110:14
    I mean, okay, technically I could take the layout and make some super amazing stuff in Photoshop on the template of the play field. But if you want actual hand-drawn stuff on the play field and then clear coat over it, I don't want to over-promise anything.
    110:37
    Oh yeah, also, Laura, I want babies. How do we make babies? I haven't figured that out yet. Re-theming a space shuttle is not a crime if it is a broke-down piece of garbage.
    110:58
    There's so many people that are like, that's why it's hard to do pinball re-themes with your own cool ideas, because everyone wants the cast, castries? Cast radio? Cast radio! Um, for doing anything to a pin. But if the cabinets rot, the plate fields ruin, the back glass is destroyed, number one, you take the back glass, you sell it to somebody that needs it. Number two, you take the parts and plastics that someone needs, you sell it. You know? Nothing original is being destroyed. You're just taking the layout and all that stuff. You're like a chopstick. Yeah.
    111:42
    Making baby. Chest eyes. Thank you. Chest rate. Chest eyes. No thanks. Oh, where is that damn chop? I can't find it.
    112:04
    Babies cannot be made. You'll get there buddy, you'll figure it out. Jeff has babies. Yeah, sorry. Just trying to make some little babies. what a cycle, and bad at surprise, dever scenario...
    112:42
    oh no, I wasted the ramps I'm not done! This triple shot is unstoppable! Aim it. Aim your face. Ooooooh! I tried.
    113:15
    Motherfucker! Oh my god, dude. Go swear. My god, that machine is trashed. Yeah, dude. Exactly. Alright, can I come back? I think I want to keep this for 69.
    113:39
    Thanks Pinball Life, I appreciate it man. I'll take a look at all this stuff later. Yeah, the, like, redeeming a pinball machine shouldn't be done on a very nice machine. Now that being said, I saw a lot of people freaking out when Pitchfork redeemed that conga to be a Pitchfork machine, and everyone was like, screw these guys, it's a trash, it screws up, it's freaking, oh, you're terrible. But in typical internet fashion, you all freaked You all freaked out before you actually saw the behind the scenes stuff. Where they overlaid a graphic on top of the original playfield so that nothing got ruined. They put a P3 in the freaking system. They just took the back glass out and put their own in. Like nothing was destroyed. But everyone wants to be angry on the internet at all times. That bad hand ruined me. Did you do it from a cradle? No. We're not doing a Q-Flex. like some kind of fucker.
    114:46
    It's too funny to do it again. Trust me, we won't be talking about Daddy Simpson's. Honestly, that Daddy Simpson's is, it is a Frankenstein. But there's parts on that you could sell to somebody to make a, their, you know, Daddy Simpson's incredible. Like the back glass on that thing is mint. The play field is okay. But if you're going to do something like that, like honestly, if someone gave me like, Gavin has like a cabaret, an old EM, okay? If I took that and I was going to repurpose that game for my own devices, I would sell the back glass back to Gavin, put my own in there. The playfield, if the playfield isn't completely roached, or if it is, honestly, all I'm going to do is just take the playfield, make a copy of it and CNC route a brand new playfield. There's no reason to use the original. Because one, if the playfield is fine, then you sell it. If it's roached, that means there's going to be digs in the wood that you don't want to deal with. So just CNC route your whole damn brand new thing. If the cabinet's roached, you know, build a new freaking cabinet. Honestly, you're just using it as a shelf to build up and around instead of just completely taking paint and just going, yeah, screw it. Screw all this crap. No one likes this. He big guns, and that's Manny's save.
    116:08
    Michaela, what's up, buddy? Stop playing badly, and you're ruining the game. Big guns is my jam, man. Big guns is good.
    116:20
    Manny, there's no way. Wow. That's exactly what happened last game. That's the same score. Big guns is Python's masterpiece. Biggun's Python, it's a great game, but he also, he put his foot down on having a taller machine, and that screwed him a lot.
    116:41
    That game doesn't fit anywhere. It does not. Skill. Spirit. Hit! The first penalty kick! Hit! Two-two! Woo!
    117:06
    Kill it. Yes! Oh, what? That was weird. What was that? I have no idea. I've never seen that before. It hits him. Oh, God.
    117:19
    Now we know how Jack watched it pop. Let's see. Oh, burn. It's never too soon, nerds. Yeah, listen, I got...
    117:34
    I got screwed at Papa... I got screwed at Papa, guys. No! I think it's a choice. Yeah, I got, uh... I only needed two points to qualify for the qualifying finals. And I lost those two points on a technician's call. What?! So I was far beating the crap out of everyone on this one machine. game, it was ball three, and no way for them to catch up, and then the game had a logic board malfunction, and the guy's like, nope, this game's a wash, you gotta go play something else. And then I had to go play a freaking bonsai run in a dark corner. Number one, that game's dark as it is. Number two, screw that game. And I got a one instead of a three, and then I didn't get to go on to the freaking finals. I was pissed.
    118:26
    Actually, the text did really good jobs, but that was, it was sort of bullshit. But it would have been unfair for, like, the one guy that might have pulled out a huge score on his last ball and then somehow beat me. But then I would have had two points instead of one. That's some straight up BS, I agree man, I agree. Even the guys playing started apologizing the entire walk over to go play frickin' Banzai Run. They're like, aw man, like, if I could give it to you, and I'm like, you can't, like, honestly, it's in the rules, that's just how it lays, you gotta, you just gotta do it. Why did I click like that?
    119:18
    Wow All right My time is now. Guys the top story of me being beat by a seven-year-old in C division finals Edgar Lepkoff is a monster pinball player look at his IPA ranking and tell me I didn't deserve to lose because I did Yes, he was seven at the time, but he whooped me, and guess what game it was? It was Banzai Run. It was freaking Banzai Run. Oh, man. Oh man!
    120:04
    Wouldn't give it to me. No good. Oh! How did I get a big shot? Not on purpose. Bonsai Run with Peter Kryptonite. It is 110% my freaking Kryptonite guys. That game could shock all the things on my body.
    120:30
    Alright guys. That's what's coming on the screen next. Bonsai Run. Bonsai Run, yeah. The first. Even like, operators hate that game because checking that machine is a nightmare. It has the capsule parts going up through the freaking bat-blast. Why would I do that? I just threw away like 100 million points. My life.
    121:01
    24 hour podcast run stream life. Get that selfie playback. Don't even pause the podcast. You know Scuba, I would play a... Here's the problem with Banzai Run. That game keeps showing up in very important tournaments for me, and I have nowhere to go practice on that machine. Why was I running a little bit here because we got some tall ass things here.
    121:51
    I would make that shot man. Jesus! Murder Man! That painted a hat in front of me, thanks, alright, yeah, no problem.
    122:13
    They had a couple of paintings there that were like that. Whoa, holy chewing words! There you go. Oh my God!
    122:30
    Come to Briggs' next Glee rep clip. One day a month ago? Are you kidding me? No kidding, Jared Hose is fun. Mikaela, how did you type nothing? Oh, sorry, the internet's being stupid. Did you beat me? Yeah! Handily? Oh, nice. Finally pulled one out. Two points. I'm in. Alright, guys. We've only got a handful of games left. Then we're going to call it quits.
    123:07
    Hello, God of War. Welcome back. It's been a while. Yeah, I should go to Brixen's, man, if they got one there. I need to practice.
    123:15
    I stream it, but there's no way to do that. There's, like, I need a fourth camera. Because there's another playfield in the back left. Oh, really? So, there's, like, a flipper here. a flipper here, a flipper here, like a flipper here. And so a magnet drags the ball up, and then you have to play against gravity through all this other crap. Oh! It's insane.
    123:39
    That was fun. It's, it's insane. Isn't this game a nightmare? Yeah, I don't think so. Oh, Sparks, here comes another 12 again. What the hell are they doing? That's what I'm talking about, I see it's the idea of Banzai Run. Another quote, see? Nailed it. What the hell. Yeah, dude, right. Yeah, get Banzai Run. Someone could steal these stuff and break these anyway.
    124:09
    Oh, ball safe! Oh! Oh, what is it? Woo-hoo-hoo! Banzai Run is an interesting pair. Uh, but I don't know a single person that owns one that appreciates owning the damn game.
    124:26
    Because it is a nightmare. The thing weighs... A ton? It's beyond heavy. Ah, son of a... Open spinner?
    124:43
    Did you play Hercules at all? Oh man, I played the crap out of her degree. Her hurry. Suckin' butts. Yes, I did. I played it a lot.
    124:54
    I've got a bone. By the way, Jack, you should try the pinball machine. It's cool. It stings. Is this a picture of your body?
    125:05
    Oh, dude. Head-to-head pinball is so much fun. Oh, there's a... A joust machine like that? That's super fun.
    125:15
    Hell, Walter doesn't even know. Yeah, he decided. What does Dean know? Oh yeah, just don't push for Hunter.
    125:32
    Good thinking buddy, good thinking. Llama, I'd love a Hedgerhead pin for sure. It'd be fun to stream too because there's no B&Bs on any of those. So we could use the one camera for the playfield, then one camera on me, and then one camera on the other person at the battle.
    125:56
    Challenger does actually... Is Challenger the one that has like a big bar overhead and then the scoring system up top?
    126:08
    Vulture's playing around. Oh, it's just naked mode. Is there a twister on the screen? Bill Paxton pinball?
    126:20
    I would love to get my hands on some of those, uh, like, inside games. Yeah, they didn't make very many of those head-to-head machines at all.
    126:32
    Are you dropping frames? I was for a minute. I was for a minute. Dude, how is there such a joke? The multiball is just like, here's 13 pinballs at one time. Really? Yeah. It just jumps with two balls on you and then the slippers aren't even strong enough to hold all the balls. A mechanic's nightmare. Oh my god! I'm making me work
    127:23
    I'll see if I can get this It's a stupid arrow It's a little less than it really is It'll be waiting for you
    127:41
    Why do I even have a multiball? Oh, no. The locker room. Right in. Right in. Right in. Right in. You don't have to screw that. I'm not... Yep. What have I done? It feels good, feels good making that stop.
    128:23
    Goalie! That's a great question. I saw that, uh, beegons... I saw that at a Ding Dongs. Ding Dongs Bowl? It was like a paint set.
    128:44
    What? That didn't go in? Sure looks like it did. Shotgun blast! Oh my god. Goalie. Goalie, you're breaking my heart here, buddy.
    129:00
    How good do you think that you did? Cute, baby. Liz, oh my God. Look at that slingshot. Okay. Control, baby, control.
    129:44
    Woo! You shot down a Batman forever? Nice. Of course, I missed. And then everybody gets the hell out. What was that? Penalty? You don't think Magneto would cheat? How could you not?
    130:41
    Make me go cheat like a bow. What were you gonna say? Uh, I got one of the kickbackers in the award, man. Oh yeah. That's sweet.
    130:56
    My favorite mystery award is from Dr. Dude where it gives you another tilt warning. Really? Yeah. It's like if you had two dangers, it takes one of them off. Okay. Yeah.
    131:11
    I don't like that. Yo, pinball wiz, what's crackin' buddy? Good to see ya man. What the hell is that? What the? Balls? Okay, if you're not going to settle down then just fall in. Wooo! Thanks for the support. Okay, one of the Congo boxes is lit. I don't even know who you're talking about. Dr. D also has an erased high score number four mystery order. That's insane.
    132:00
    Yeah, that wasn't even in the first place. There we go. That was huge. I'm stolen. Hey, he's blowing it up. That didn't make it up, Paul. Stuck it, stuck it, stuck it, stuck it. Oh, my God. We're halfway to the end of the game. Oh, Stalker, Stalker, Stalker, Stalker.
    132:33
    Oh! Oh my god. We're halfway to World of Cops, though, that's fun. Black Rose is interesting. I wouldn't mind having access to Black Rose to play more often.
    132:56
    енный number got more We're traveling guys, we're doing it. There's no train out to the right. It's the only thing I can do. Thoughts on Dracula? BSD is an incredible machine. Dracula is the business. I've left the uh, let that stuff out for a second. Oops. Who've Done It is me, I agree. Um, I don't know, I don't know too much about Who've Done It, but, so Nifton, that's awesome dude.
    134:07
    Do I get to keep party awards? Which universe is my fucking mission? Thank God. Finally got that bad thing. Nice dude. Can she dive over a cloud? Nice. Can she break through directly ones? No, she can't, but it doesn't matter. Where are you from? You just finished a shop out of a BSE? Nice. Uh, yeah, brainstormers directly like these are very dark things for sure. Oh.
    134:51
    What time is it? Alright, last game. Alright. So, here's what we're gonna do. Form 187 gets to buy us beer, uh, because we're about to go off the internet. This last game, I'm going to say the points leading up to this mean nothing. This is an all or nothing game right now. Okay? Are you ready? I'm ready, man. I'm ready. No pressure, man. You win this, you win it all. All right. Striker of the tea, alcoholic, exactly. All right, guys. For all the marbles.
    135:33
    Yeah, you can't play B or C at night. That game is so freaking dark. Even if you put LEDs on it, like the lights are so far apart that it doesn't do anything to help light it up. Congo is a pinball machine. It's a fun pinball machine. Oh, crap, I'm screwed.
    135:56
    Yeah, it's a lot of fun. There's no Congo around. care unless it's in a private collection somewhere.
    136:12
    Pull your shotgun. Oh, you deal. No! Goalie! Why did you wake up all of a sudden? They're sleeping this whole time. Oh, pedals and kick. Alright, this is for... this one shot is going to be like 60-70 really.
    136:39
    So it's 30, plus the 30 for getting it, plus the 15 for making it. Primal's great, horrible movie, Playground at the Sanctum. That's awesome, dude. I feel like the worst movie ever. Yeah, it's Shadow, baby. Shadow? Shut up!
    137:03
    Uh, Judge Dredd? Um, Demolition Man? Ooooooh! The magnet probably would have dragged us. Ooooooh! I'm all-in.
    137:25
    Oh, look at this! You're gonna turn me, turn me to buy. Wait. Oh! I thought that was soon enough. I thought that was soon enough. Oh man.
    137:44
    I know, Jared, that was good, sorry I didn't. You almost dug my mouth. Man, that was a really bad movie. I can't even say.
    137:55
    Uh, Margarine. That actually did its job. That was going straight down the middle. I activated it super early so I tried to... This is going to be whoever gets multiball first.
    138:17
    Alright. Oh man, you're already killing it! Yeah, Beetlejuice Pin would be good. If anyone ever makes a real Ghostbusters pin, it's going to be Spanish. I think there's still an opportunity to do it because there is a new movie coming out. Actually, two new movies coming out.
    138:50
    3 down 3 win! Can't hit that random. Yeah the shadow tip almost looks pretty cool, those furthest break a lot though. the lane... They had to! Have they been, uh... Well, people that play that game, uh, like the pros of that game, they used the diverter to pull the ball up into the lane if they didn't make it hard enough. Oh, okay.
    139:28
    Jack, I think your next tattoo should be a tramp stamp saying that you're twins. Yikes. Uh, casually challenged, I just read in today's newspaper that Bill Murray is definitely going signed on for the Ghostbusters movie either being the reboot or the ladies version. I think it did think of like Bubbles and Sons. The ladies version definitely is that. But I think someone also mentioned that there was just a straight up reboot happening also. Is that stellar? Oh really? That's what I was thinking. I read that somewhere. Good.
    140:13
    Uh, Meekfitter, he just announced that he would do it. Give me one. One break. Like why did I do that? Draw that line. He's got a cameo in the ladies version? Awesome. Oh, we're going to get the tattoos folks. I decided on getting it on my ankle. Oh, what the? Get in there. No, yes, all of that. Why is this type of pain Oh my god, goalie! Thank you.
    141:17
    Man, goalie... Suck my pinhole. He donates the kid, yes, I guess. Oh, we need to get and strike his back out, that's what we're trying to do. I heard that Big Ben, he did that to Cole in Skulls. Yeah, they made like zero dollars on that movie. Oh, and I got a birdie! Right hand? Did you get that again? No. Oh, man. It's supposed to be super good, yeah. Oh, my God. Goalie, go back this way. I'm not kidding. Stop that, you're always asking. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Again, if you're a toaster, I definitely let everyone know about all the secrets and stuff like that on these machines on Mondays. But it only happens once per multiball. Now, if you get like nine multiballs, that's nine chances, but... You only get it once per multiball. But that doesn't mean more than you get it.
    142:33
    What's that? Cities? Gold? Thank you brother, we definitely need people letting other people know that stuff. And stop rebooting Spider-Man. Yeah, no kidding. They're going to put Spider-Man in the Avengers, so that's the only way a Spider-Man movie is going to work properly. Holy way, a Spider-Man movie is going to work properly.
    143:02
    He should have been in the Avengers a long time ago. But Stoney owned his ass, so Marvel couldn't do anything with it.
    143:17
    Stuck so bad I had to nine on rotten. Wow, nine! I feel like with $50 and my iPhone, I could make a better, freaking fantastic horror movie.
    143:34
    You couldn't be mad, man. It looked pretty bad. All the marbles, baby. Oh. Wait, is this ball two? That was ball three. Son of a... That was this.
    143:49
    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Thanks to Manny for showing up Blowing it up We're going to go ride our motorcycles off into the sunset It's going to be exciting Thanks for coming Thanks for all the follows, obviously Thanks for all the donations I need that support, I love you guys And thank you for all the subscriptions I love you so much If you folks are Doing anything If you're not doing anything tomorrow We're streaming I don't know where I would go with that.
    144:22
    Thank you. Who are tomorrow's guests? Tomorrow's guest is Table Cam. So he's a gentleman that's usually in the chat. The chat's over there for you somewhere. His name's Table Cam. He's coming in, and he's going to blow up World Cup soccer. He's an incredible Pimble player, and he's, I don't know, going to drink beer with me.
    144:43
    I'm not going to drive tomorrow so I can drink more. All right. Because I'm tired of that crap. Like in the morning I'm like, yes, I get to drive. By the time I get here I'm like, wait, I can't drink on the street.
    144:53
    Crap. All right, guys, go play football. I love you. Good night. Have a good night. Have a good one, guys. Yo, Squarehead, thanks for the follow. We're leaving. Goodbye.
    145:04
    Sleep tight, everybody. Drop in, friends.