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Hosts slam Whirlwind Total Chaos 2.0's chaotic, incoherent theme design despite solid hardware specs.
Whirlwind Total Chaos 2.0 kit costs $2,500 USD (plus VAT)
high confidence · Zach Sharpe states this explicitly; pricing shown on CoinTaker with $500 deposit + $1,300 balance due
Kit includes FAST System 11 MPU, Pinsound XL, 14-inch LCD HD display, new speakers, custom side blades, and Translight
high confidence · Zach directly lists these specifications
Mark Silk did voice work for the kit (called out calls, voices)
medium confidence · Zach: 'I think Mark Silk did that again'; Mark Silk is known for voice work on pinball and also voiced chickens in Chicken Run film
The kit includes eight playable modes with themes like '5G Zombies,' 'Acid Plants,' 'Area 51,' 'Scarebros,' 'Donado' (donut tornado), and others
high confidence · Zach lists all mode names from the announcement
The Art51 mode features a character drawn like Mac from Mac and Me
high confidence · Zach: 'If you look at the mode Area 51, son of a bitches, they stole the depiction of the alien Mac. Remember from Mac and Me? The Mac is in there. It's drawn just like Mac.'
Installation of Whirlwind Total Chaos is complex and less enjoyable than desired, similar to complaints about Funhouse Rodeo Nightmare installation
medium confidence · Dennis: 'the installation isn't that fun... There's not really a good way they can help that with everything... that's always just going to be unfortunate'
The original Whirlwind back glass has an ugly design that Dennis disliked
high confidence · Dennis: 'one thing on Whirlwind that I hate, the original Whirlwind, is that ugly ass back glass with those characters. I hated the looks of those. So they lean in it here'
Pedretti Gaming is working with Pinball Brothers on future projects
medium confidence · Zach: 'they're going to be a powerhouse with Pinball Brothers and stuff like that'
“This place has everything. Glass, steam, bear traps, and just when you think the fun is over, knock, knock, who's there? It's Black George Washington. All that in a party room filled with human bath mats.”
Zach Sharpe@ 3:18 — SNL Stefan sketch parody capturing the absurdist chaos of the kit's aesthetic
“They stole Mac. Run, chicken, run. The reason they did this is because Mark Silk voiced the chickens in that film, Chicken Run.”
Zach Sharpe@ 4:30 — Identifies apparent licensing/reference decisions in the kit, suggesting incoherent creative vision
“This is Pony Factory fucking terrible. No, no, oh my God.”
Dennis@ 5:59 — Initial visceral negative reaction; compares kit negatively to intentionally themed Punny Factory
“It's like they wanted to do an original theme, and so they just did, and then they took one of the greatest System 11s and used it as a platform. Bastardized Whirlwind in the process.”
Zach Sharpe@ 8:13 — Summarizes the fundamental problem: misuse of a classic game as a platform for unrelated content
“I am the number one demographic for this type of product. The fucking number one, Dennis, because I love Whirlwind. I have a fully restored Whirlwind. I love it so much.”
Zach Sharpe@ 9:01 — Establishes Zach's credibility as the exact target audience for this kit, making his criticism more damning
“You're in Indiana, I'm in Kansas, we take our tornadoes very seriously. This has not shown respect to our culture, to our tornado culture. It's the one thing we have all I have in Kansas is Wizard of Oz, and you're just pooping all over it.”
Dennis@ 17:21 — Frames the issue as disrespectful to genuine regional tornado culture, not just aesthetic criticism
product_strategy: Pedretti Gaming launching Whirlwind Total Chaos 2.0 at $2,500 price point as part of broader conversion kit strategy; signals market confidence in upgrade kits but also raises concerns about creative oversight.
high · Price point disclosed; kit announced with full feature list; comparison to Funhouse Rodeo Nightmare pricing
design_philosophy: Fundamental disconnect between original Whirlwind's storm-chasing theme and Total Chaos's surreal, incoherent aesthetic; hosts argue there is no unifying creative vision guiding mode/character design decisions.
high · Extensive detailed critique of how scarecrows, zombies, donuts, sewage monsters, and Mac and Me references do not cohere; Dennis and Zach repeatedly state the kit is 'not Whirlwind'
sentiment_shift: Hosts express they were looking forward to this kit as believers in conversion kit concept and Whirlwind fans, but are now deeply disappointed by execution.
high · Zach: 'I was looking forward to this. This sucks.' Dennis: 'This fucking sucks, man. I was looking forward to this.'
community_signal: Hosts signal intent to implement 'Razzie's version' of Pinball Awards alongside traditional Pinball Awards, indicating growing volume and diversity of pinball content requiring critical evaluation.
medium · Zach: 'We're going to stop doing the Pinball Awards and we're going to do a Razzie's version... There's so much content now.'
licensing_signal: Multiple unlicensed or questionable IP references in kit (Mac and Me, Conker's Bad Fur Day, possible Scarecrow/Batman reference, Muppets piggies question) raise questions about creative director awareness of licensing issues.
negative(-0.85)— Hosts are deeply disappointed and critical of the creative execution of Whirlwind Total Chaos despite respecting Pedretti Gaming's technical implementation and hardware choices. Criticism is focused, passionate, and grounded in genuine fandom for the original Whirlwind. They use humor and hyperbole to express frustration but maintain respect for the company and acknowledge uncertainty about actual gameplay quality.
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Rick at Planetary Pinball is licensing/approving the Whirlwind Total Chaos conversion
medium confidence · Zach: 'I question why rick at planetary pinball is even approving this stuff like i get the money is there'
“My reaction to the choices made on this theming is I hope to not see another 2.0 kit from them. They're fucking it up.”
Dennis@ 16:16 — Summary verdict: not just disappointment but concern about Pedretti's future kit design decisions
“Total Chaos, though, is completely apt. They properly named this kit. Total shit show.”
Zach Sharpe@ 16:07 — Acknowledges the kit name accurately captures the chaotic, incoherent design
“But the theme was about a serious weather event and you put in scarecrows because I guess you thought farms and tornadoes destroy farms... Scarecrows could work. Those could be characters, but they're shitty in this game.”
Dennis@ 17:25 — Articulates that elements COULD theoretically fit a storm theme, but execution is poor
“I'm sad not only because this is a theme that I love, not only an idea in general that I love that the industry is looking into, but I have a lot of respect for Pedretti Gaming... but when it comes to the creativity aspect of this, it's just it missed the mark so poorly.”
Zach Sharpe@ 18:28 — Balances criticism with respect for the company while emphasizing creative failure is the core issue
medium · Zach questions Mac and Me theft; Dennis questions if Muppets/Batman permissions exist; scarecrow may reference DC villain
product_concern: Installation issues persist across Pedretti conversion kits (Funhouse Rodeo Nightmare, now Total Chaos); hosts note there is no good solution to wiring/board complexity.
medium · Dennis: 'the installation isn't that fun... There's not really a good way they can help that with everything'
gameplay_signal: Hosts unable to evaluate actual mode gameplay/rules quality since kit just announced; worried modes may disappoint similar to Funhouse Rodeo Nightmare's weak mode design.
medium · Dennis: 'There's a couple complaints on the whole Funhouse Rudy's Nightmare thing... the extra modes really weren't that great. I fear this is going to be similar.'
industry_signal: Hosts worry about precedent: if Whirlwind Total Chaos succeeds despite weak theming, Pedretti may apply similar chaotic approach to other classic conversions (Taxi, Diner), wholesale replacement of original themes with incoherent content.
medium · Zach: 'what would happen with like if this is this and this does well enough like what have they what would they have done to taxi... what would they have done to diner'
personnel_signal: Hosts identify absence of clear creative director/oversight on Whirlwind Total Chaos; question whether Pedretti Gaming has adequate creative leadership for design decisions.
medium · Zach: 'They need a creative director so bad' and Dennis echo agreement
market_signal: Whirlwind Total Chaos represents expansion of conversion kit market; technical specs and price point suggest market acceptance, but creative/thematic quality becomes differentiator.
medium · Zach notes price makes sense vs P3 module; entire ecosystem of upgrade components (FAST, Pinsound, custom side blades, LCD) now standard for conversion kits
collector_signal: Zach, as Whirlwind owner and collector, faces dilemma: technical upgrades are desirable but thematic bastardization of beloved game creates reluctance to purchase/install.
high · Zach: 'I am the number one demographic for this type of product... I love everything [about the kit]. Everything makes sense on this except for the entire presentation.'
business_signal: Zach questions approval chain: Rick at Planetary Pinball (licensor?) approving creative direction despite poor theming; suggests financial incentive overrides creative vetting.
low · Zach: 'I question why rick at planetary pinball is even approving this stuff like i get the money is there but the sanctity of a license at some point has to amount to something'