We'll be right back. Oh, and there's a love, I'm just gonna face me, and somebody's out to kill me. I've got to catch the love, I'm just gonna face me, and oh, and there's a love, I'm just gonna face me, and somebody's out to kill me. And what's this love people, I'm going so blind, yeah, I've got all the music, but the more we get, the cheaper it gets, the more it's got to be, so yeah, I've got a bag, the more it's on the floor. What is up, username? How are you? How the hell are you? What the hell are you? I just found this gif on the internet. You have a toastie and a taste for the host, man. My man. Who was the viewer that resubscribed? Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know who that viewer was that just subscribed, but flippers and butts if you could please, thank you. Brad, it's all backed up to YouTube, man. You guys getting concerned? What? I can feel it. I can't believe you. Are we going to see any Power Rangers today? Uh, probably not. Oh. Gary Stern parties harder than any person I know. That guy can put them away. He can put them away. Honk honk. Tonk tonk. Tonk tonk tonk. I'm Friday, I heard you like me. Is that water? Simply kind, how are you? Not water. It's, uh, soda. Water. Yo, Pinberg represent! Yo! Yeah, Renkla, I'm still, um, my body is still pushing stuff out of itself. It's pretty nasty. because we didn't stop drinking until well into this morning. Or I did, or I don't. I don't even know. But then we also went to a restaurant where I ordered just a giant fish to eat. Gary's like, get that whole big fish. And I was like, okay. So I bought, I got the fish. Fish came out. And bottles of wine started coming out. And I was obviously having trouble eating my fish, so Gary stuck his fork over and, like, ripped all the bones out for me. Did Gary like Stargazer? Hell yeah, I'll not miss you, dude. You know what, Hank? Dude, PizzaFan500! I know your secret now, friend. And I miss you. Super fun stream yesterday. Gary was a blast. Never imagined he'd swear and drink up the joint. Yeah, man, it was awesome. It was awesome. He told some really interesting stories. We chatted about some business. A lot of good things came out of that meeting with Gary. Yeah, Gary fed me. You're going to tell us what he said when he mentioned a Lego pin? Oh, he didn't say anything. Lego, a Lego pin, there's a good chance that will never happen because Lego is notoriously tight with their licensing. So trying to get anything from them would be a huge pain in the butt. What up, ZZ Top? So you're doing the animations for Gary? I did talk to him about doing some work. We haven't discussed more than that. But TwitchCon, Gary, or I'm sorry, Jody contacted me today, and he's like, so I guess we're giving you a pin to bring to San Francisco so you can stream it at TwitchCon. And I was like, well, that's great that he remembered that. That's awesome. But then I got on the call with Twitch, and Twitch said I could not put the machine in the convention center. So, bups. Why are we listening to this crap? What pin are you screaming there? Oh, I don't know. Put it in your hotel room? Zentron, that is a great idea. Except for I'm staying with Genex Wong and he already has a pin. And if I had all my streaming gear in a hotel room where I could stream pinball in my hotel room, there is a 100% definite chance that camera would be rolling without me wearing clothes. And then I would get kicked off of Twitch immediately. Oh, Zach, yeah. Yeah, we're all set up to play pinball, man. We're all set up. Goes to email and complains to Twitch. Yeah, no kidding. It's just like, what... What trouble am I going to be if you find an old crappy corner of the room that would be trash cans, and just put the trash cans around me and let me stream pinball there. Right? A pinball machine won't be too distracting because I will punch everyone in the face. Or will turn even better. Put it to coin play, and then all the money that goes into the machine, I just keep for myself. Consider that your donation to me, Twitch. Yeah, we're about to get ready, guys. Also, I think the convention center is very heavily union, so you're not even allowed to plug something in without a union guy. Well, actually, you're just not allowed to plug anything in because a union guy has to do it for you. Yes, we will have booths set up. Um, guys, I wanted to say, because I was a little preoccupied and super wasted, I want to thank you guys again for subbing and all the awesome donations and stuff that came in and all the follows. That means a lot. It's just really hard to do all this at the same time when there's like four other people here. It just gets a little hectic. And I just wanted to say thanks. I love you guys. Your support is tremendous, and I'm prepared to make out with all of you. How much did it pay JD to not watch Nick's kids show ads? Wait, what? Watch Nick kids? Pinberg union rules were insane? Oh, really? That's right, Yancey. You couldn't have... I remember Bowen freaking out about the chairs and having to move them back. Yeah guys, I hope y'all had a really good time yesterday. I had a great time on the stream. Gary said that he had a great time, and that was awesome. I'm sore. Pinball Life, thank you for the host. You're the host with the most. it. My GF was impressed how well you did to still call out the followers. Ah, cool, Desert Fox. Yeah, thanks, man. How was dinner? Dinner was, I don't remember. I remember seeing the food. I remember a glimpse of someone filling up my wine glass. And then I remember Gary tearing apart my fish for me with his silverware. And I remember eating a little bit of ice cream. Oh, I think I had some coffee too. And then just nothing. I don't, like, I just, we killed that whole bottle of vodka. And then wine. And then all the beers I drank. And it was, I don't even know how much we had to drink at the restaurant. I don't know. But Gary was freaking amazing enough to also pay for it all. So props to you, Gary, if you're watching. I don't think Gary gets drunk. I don't think he's capable of getting drunk. I think he's like a car. He needs something combustible in him to keep him running. It's like vodka. TGIF. Time for some Founders Devil Dancer Triple. Oh nice, Yancy. Yeah guys, Gary slayed it. Gary slayed it. Um... Y'all ready to play some Kiss? I'm try- Sorry, I apologize. My energy level's a little low. I think what I need is, um... A Red Bull. JD drinking as a catch right off for Gary. Whoa. That's my shirt. P-Dreamstar, what's up, buddy? Hell no, play Simpsons. Guys, I also want to say thank you for being super awesome in the chat. No one asked anything crazy. I tried my best to read off questions when I could without overloading Gary with, you know, BS, because obviously he's just here to hang out. I think it went perfectly smooth. It was amazing. In fact, we're already talking. We're going to try to get some more people out here. We already had a little conversation about it. And it's going to be dope. Is $48 million a good score on KISS? It is for me, dude, because my highest score on KISS right now is 49. But again, I don't know this game that well. I'm sure there is a procedure to blow this thing up. I haven't found it. Like, I don't know how to get the 2x, 3x stuff. Because it's not on the card. Oh, the card doesn't say crap. PJ Star, nice, man. always be name-dropping. Patty Too Fatty, what's crackin'? Alright, let's start the show, right? Let's start the show. Getting Borg and Steve to battle? I think we're going to start getting some crazy people in here. It's going to be amazing. I will not be happy until this show crashes Twitch every time it goes live. Right? Right? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Well, today is Friday. Freaking Friday. Freaky Friday. That chick from the yogurt commercials. And Lilo. Lila Lilo. What is her name? Anyway, yesterday was insane. We had Gary Stern on and his daughter Lindsay and her boyfriend Ryan. And Gary drank me under the table. and now I'm recovering still at 5 o'clock I'm still not amazing I mean I can't jump around my energy is a little drinking some Red Bull how many menu Lego figures at the desk next to you oh dude I don't know like 50 um it's just me today we're gonna focus on trying to blow up some kits I will answer any questions you may have um I will be streaming tomorrow as well eh? Saturday stream. A little bonus Saturday stream action. Only because I'm going to be in here working. So I think I may stream a little bit in the morning. Maybe a little bit in the afternoon. Maybe a little bit in the evening. We do have a guest coming tomorrow. I don't know what time she's coming. But she will be coming. Deadflip. Was it really that dude from your chat the other day that said he was dating Stern's daughter. Yeah, PJ was him. It was definitely him. And usually you can't trust anything you read on the internet, but he was true. Awkward boner. Yeah, I got some last minute animation stuff I have to do tomorrow. So I'm probably going to try to knock it out first thing in the morning. I got some 3D crap I got to take care of, but while I'm waiting for that to render, I'll just be sitting around here, so I might as well just fire up the stream and try to entertain for cash. This is my job now. I'm an entertainer. I'm a comedian that you go see in a club, except for it's sort of like I'm a comedian at a strip club. You don't pay to get in. It's just how hard you're laughing and you're just making it rain on stage. Right? You're just like making it rain. And I'm also dancing around the pole and there's like C&C Music Factory playing in the background. Alright, I'm going to turn this crap off and we're going to... Yeah, comedian. Guys, I'm not funny. I know. Give me a break. Give me all the breaks. I'm just JD's mom at two game minimum, ladies and gentlemen Jack, can I come over with my mom on Monday to battle you? Monday might be bad only because I do have a lot of work going on right now and if I'm gonna stream on Monday I don't know how long it's gonna be. Next week's gonna be crazy because I'm leaving for San Francisco. So we're only going to be streaming Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. And then I am just, I have no idea how I'm going to stream when I'm in San Francisco. I think Stern offered to ship my rig out there so that I can actually do the deed. You got a good personality to be a successful streamer. Nah. No. It's the sunglasses, man. the sunglasses the sunglasses play ladies and gentlemen let's be real here I'm just a man I'm essentially a stand for these really awesome glasses are you sure you have the right week this time? yes I do we got it we got it for you How did everyone end up drinking last night? I don't know, man. I blacked out. I really blacked out. Can't believe everything you're eating. Yeah, I could have. Um, Tater Salad, I did not turn off ball save. Uh, I want to feel this game out first. Actually, should I just turn ball save off now? Yeah, let's do that. If the game ends up being a huge pain in the butt, we might turn it back on. Sort of like, uh, you know, we'll leave it on. Because we, this game sort of feels the same way that Walking Dead did. Like, we need that on as a safety net because we are getting some crazy drains. And if we want scores over a million points, we need it. You actually got a Kiss Army multiball? Yo, Roy, what's up, buddy? Good to see you, man. All right. Chicago, obviously. Let's see what we can find out here. Nailed it. See, I knew you could care on that. I knew it. That's what I've been trying to figure out, is like a bounce in there. Crank it up, you're coming through great still. I love those mornings after heavy drinking being told I threw up and I remember anything. Yeah. Like dude, you were wasted and then you threw up everywhere and you're like, what? Is that why you feel great right now? All I can think of is Jeff Clark and what's his name? Roxo, the clown that loves cocaine. His voice comes exactly like that. I love cocaine. Cocaine. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a mess. Okay. Now, do you see it? Did you see that, ladies and gentlemen? Rocked again, started flashing when it spit the ball out. It drained, but it did not get the ball back. That's kind of messed up. Blinking? What's happening? Others are... Oh, rocks, oh yeah. Mermaid, mermaid. Do you also expect to be a slight spaceman? I'm trying to figure that out. There is a lot going on as far as lights and stuff are concerned on this playfield, so... Knowing what I'm actually doing... Like, why is Star Child lit first? Can you switch that? Or do you just always start with Star Child? It didn't... Oh my god, it didn't bite. Oh, that's a bug? Okay, okay. To be honest, I think that The Walking Dead is a better game than Kiss. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see how it goes. Joe is reporting bugs? Nice, man. That's a bonus to being at the studio. Like that feed? Give me one break. Starchild lit by right orbit shot. Okay, well then let's pick the right orbit. Okay, so there's nothing lit here. I see, I see, I see now. I see, I see. So that wasn't blinking because it was telling me to go for it. It was blinking because I got it. I see. I see now. I didn't get Joe's notification. Joe didn't go live today, guys. He had to leave town Joe did not stream today Yeah, suck it Chatness, Aberdeen Right? Shoot center ramp four times. Shoot right orbit Catman Blades. God, you need recovery skills up the wazzle on this game. I like it. I love a good challenge. Well, I didn't hit that. And I'm not sure why that sling fired off. Blister me! Is this song about skiing? So I have Catman. Great. So that's done. Collect guitar. How do I do that? By shooting it into star? Oh, crap. Okay, Star Tile. Stuck in! Sure. Start Demon, multi for Demon. Okay. So Demon, multiball is how you get Demon. Now, does that stay, or do I have to re-light that? Alright, cool, that stays. Alright, let's go Demon, then. Do you get Starchild, then, by starting Love Gun Multiball? That freaking right ramp is so crazy. Alright, that should be enough locks, I think, for a demon. Pick Lick It Up, Detroit, Rock City, or Hotter Than Hell. Okie dokie. Love gun. Just noticed three points. Good to know. All right, so Star Child is starting love gun. All right, we're good, we're good. Holy crap. See? That is a little BS, though, guys. That feed was B to the is-s. It's almost worth just draining that. What? Now, that's not BS. I thought that's supposed to give your ball back. Papa's thoughts, what's up? I won't sleep for a day. This is all in your heart. I can't take my eyes off you. I can't take my eyes off you. Red diaper. Black Diamond! Wow, that was slight when it rang. Thank you, Stack Pinball. Exactly. Hungover Pinball's the best pinball. I don't know, man. Jackpot! Oh, we got a replay. I turned off the replay noise, by the way, so you won't be hearing any coil squeeze. We call me Dr. Butt! Alright, I let that go. That was 100% my bad. Thank you. Okay, so we're doing something here. How do you get Spichemin? How do you get Dr. Spichemin here? Spaceman. What would spaceman... Oh, spaceman is a middle ramp. You have to get a million middle ramps then? Six instruments? How many do I have? Zero? God, that ramp. I want that ramp. So bad. Right ramp all day for Spaceman? There's no way you can hit that though. Nice. How do you relight that? Is that, you have to spill kiss to relight the virtual kickback? Dr. Dr. Skocemin. Full shards. Right ramp, then lit instrument shot. Okay. Alright, that makes sense. That makes sense. Oh my god, Dr. Spaceman. Okay, Dr. Spaceman. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. I'm hungover. I feel like dirty, brown, trash, garbage water. And I'm ready to play pinball for you. Here we go. Here it goes. That's Kiss, right? Alright, what is for me, Godlight? In Gene Simmons' mouth? How long does that light stay lit? I was all about that water last night. Gary Stern made you look like a bitch and got you hungover. How'd he make me look like a bitch? Ouch. That tongue animation. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, Player 1, it was a lot of fun, dude. It was a lot of fun. Vodka. It was much vodka. Alright, so, oh, the instruments are curveball? But I need Dr. Spichemin. Well, it's a good excuse to keep trying for that ram, which is a major pain in the biscuit. Stick a butt, stick a butt. Can you like cue instruments at once? No, I guess not. Jack, do you see the flashing yellow instrument? Shoot it. Yeah, I see it, buddy, I see it. Off to watch out for some Russian Stoli? Yeah. No, Gary's liver, I think Gary just buys a new one every five years. Now he, that was so much fun last night, guys. Okay, that didn't make any sense. Kiss army, hurry up. Shoot, shoot, shoot the left, oh wait, okay, cool. Yeah, I couldn't see that at first because of my height. The cat man was covering the instrument. So the instrument remains... Well, that was fun. The instrument remains lit, but not here in the collection. All right, cool. When are they coming back? Yeah, no kidding. I missed them already. We're going to get other people in here, so don't sweat it. That was interesting. Let's face that east. Damn, Catman, why are you so hard? Star Child. Come on. I think you got what it takes. But your liver doesn't miss him? Ha ha ha ha. To unveil the premium GOT? Whoa. Live to win till you die till the light dies in your eyes. Live to win, take all, just keep fighting till you fall. AFT? Brother, thank you for your donation. Live to win. I like how text this beach doesn't know the difference between live and live. But I wouldn't know how to program that, so. That was so close to a death save. Yeah, I wasn't trying to. I just got pissed and shook the game. All right. Let's try, let's try something. Should I schedule now for the New Year's party? What, here? Are we having a New Year's party? Uh, yeah, we're going to play Kiss next week, too, so that we get a full week of it. Okay? Is that okay? Is that okay, you freaking nerds? I love you, I love you, I love you. Take a deuce. Take the juice! Crow licking properly. Come on! Ball control! What a massive boner you are, Vol. That right ramp, man, it's like, it feels super narrow, but also, that degree is insane. Gary has to come all week. Oh, you know the Kiss song about pooping? What? Yeah, they got a song about skiing, they got a song about pooping. Oh, come on. The Captain. Ugh. This is a captain. Ugh, I just want instruments. Where you going? Where you going, buddy? That's out. Yeah, too bad that ramp isn't a little wider. Exactly. Do you like the Jungle Lord pin? I don't know that I like it. It's an okay game. So we got a guitar Excellent Man, I just found that shot Now it's gone again Holy Son of a It's gonna be a hot night Chicago Come on Gary, let me do stuff Oh, shake it. Drug sex and rock and roll, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to pinball. I mean, rock and roll. I mean, wait, are just... Oh, hell yes! What's up, buddy? Thank you so much for your donation, man. Thanks and keep flipping. Sac Pinball, Sacramento Pinball Guy. Dude, much love. Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother. Are you going to Expo this year here in Chicago, buddy? Votes and hoes, what? Black diapers! Work gets in the way? Yeah, I feel you, man. I feel you. I can feel you. I can feel you. Black diaper! Oh, hold on. Here she comes now, singing, moany moany. Make it up. We'll turn together And put you free every time you face it And we'll free you not to waste it Yeah, Water Polo, we got a ball set going on, that's okay, man. Guys, it's fun to mix up your songs. It gets people angry. The speed at which this game plays, that light animation, when you shoot up that ramp to light the instrument you have to go for, goes on way too long because all the lights are flashing. You don't know what your next shot has to be on the fly of what your instrument is because by the time it gets to the flipper, It's already on the flipper before the lights stop and shows you what instrument you're looking for if you're more of the on-the-fly type of person which sometimes I am Mother Hello The most ambitious Oh, shit! Lick it down. Come on. Guys, you want to see something that I drunkenly put in the stream? As a command that I'm going to delete immediately? Type exclamation point and then the word dance. Where's my time? I might have to take that out and put a limiter on it or something. So many duds. Ladies and gentlemen, no need to put... Yeah, this one could have used. I know, that's why I think I might actually dig in and take it out. Gobble, gobble. Whoa! What? What have you been smoking? The drugs. Well, not me. Not me, the drugs. You, the drugs. You're making fun of songs already? What will happen Wednesday? Come on. I like this Star Trial thing in here. That is pretty freaking cool. Yeah, for every butt that you post, ladies and gentlemen, you have to donate a dollar. Thank you. I already have a tab running. Alright, we got Star Child, we got Catman, George Catman. Can you not collect instruments when you in a multiball I guess not Oh, come on. Come on. Who got OT with $1,000 already? Ha ha ha ha. Dibba dabba dibba. Wish the saucer kicked out to orbit. Yeah, that'd be cool. This game is going to be all about being on your toes at 100% of the time if you're going to save that ball. Like, when that ball came down the middle, that, like, I don't think even a slap save would have saved that. I wouldn't... It's trying to say butts with a bunch of S's instead of... Mr. Zombie, Ryan, thanks for coming last night, buddy. That was a lot of fun, dude. B-U-T-S-T. Uh, B-U-T-S-T. The game is about butts? Do you not know anything about pinball? What's the one thing you worry about the most when you're playing pinball? People farting. It's called bioterrorism, folks, and it is real. Get your grandma out of here. D.F. Was Mr. Z... I don't know, man. I got pretty lit. Just take a deuce. Oh, gross. Gross. Why is this being such a jerk? Calm a tay. Thank you. Look at that, it won't even... What? So does every lock give you a timed shot once you collect a lock of the Turner ramp? turn around. I guess it does. No it doesn't. Nice tap. You tap the tubes. No tap tubes. No tap tubes. Aw, I had that. I nailed that. I nailed that. Yo, we got the Yo, we got the cat man. Oh, juggle. So instead of hitting that really tight and protected green light lock shot, can I just keep getting it in his... Oh, never mind. Can I just keep getting it in there to spell demon and it will light one of the locks? man is, from what I was told, shoot the ramp a bunch of times and then hit the spinner. Come over again, Flipper Lips Jr. Flipper Lips Jr. Yeah, this game makes you read the play feels way more than you are used to. Spelling Demon increases the jackpot. Oh. Just take that beat. Everybody hit the compass. Dr. Bucks! They call me Dr. Bucks! I'm gonna kick your butt! Dr. Bucks! We are not playing these multiballs, ladies and gentlemen. That sucks. Whitewater lock, yeah. No, I see that, but I think if you get it in his mouth enough, or, like, underneath his head, you don't have to hit one of those locks. I think it finds it for you. So what are these... Okay. Alright, so that's what's lighting the hurry up is army right there. So, we got army. We got the four faces under army. What do those indicate? PSP, good to see you. Spelling demon does not light lock. Okay. I believe you. It's worth, listen, it was worth the deuce, okay? Yeah, you got a replay. I tried to flam it, it didn't work. That wasn't ball three, was it? Good. Ah, Jer, what's up? Thanks for coming, buddy. Thanks for stopping in to say hi. And a hearty hello to you, friend. Okay, lick that up, sucka. Hello? Stop licking. Stop licking it up. I don't normally make fun of kids lyrics, but when I do, I drink Red Bull and vodka. Alright, um... Hang out with the star child here. Get in that scoop. Oh, it's a... Um, okay. Couldn't see out of the corner of my glasses, but I'm pretty sure whatever this is just moved. Uh, come on. God, I'm... The flams are not working. I floaties. But I felt it in the floor. Does it say replay instead of a knocker? Um, no, it'll say replay and have a knocker, but I turned the knocker off because it is a virtual software knocker that just makes a really annoying high-squeeched... Creep! I believe that's the term for it. Hi, Squeech. Obami! Thanks, Obami. Alright, what's a song I know? Yes. Shuma. Boabedino. Hola, Boabedino. Thanks for coming, buddy. Get some kisses. Get some... Get some, uh, Gene Simons. Oh, crap. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Catman. Um, Dante Bean, thank you for the follow. Why is this game not tilting, folks? Dante Bean, thank you for the follow. Also, unlike Stern's rock and roll games, this does not have jukebox. You cannot hold the right flipper and make it play the music without the game being played. Pinballers, hello, Dante, welcome, sir. Now, okay, is that a strategy? Should we be trying to backflip that ramp because it costs so much to hit? Like this? Never stay like this when you make a shot because it never works. Alright, so backstage pass, super spinner. Yo, that super spinner though Is there Sorry, I took my eyes off that for a second Is there anything to indicate that The spinner is super? At all anywhere? But you can't do it from a basic cradle. What you have to do is the backhand. So what you have to do is do a tiny flip to roll it out to the end of the flipper and then backhand it. Like that. Which... Let's try it again. No, we're just hitting freaking Gene Simmons's Let's try it again. No, we're just hitting freaking Gene Simmons' dirty old gullet. Ah, that went in there. Ding dong. That was a loop pass, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. Why isn't it taking this freaking lock? Thank you. That pulsing orange light is... What pulsing orange light? Oh, this thing? That means juice up spinner? Oh. Oh. So it stays juiced up through balls. Are you playing hopscotch over here? So that essentially is still going to be pulsing if this isn't the end of the game. Never mind. It was the end of the game. Um, and all that stuff, like super spinners, super pop-upers, all that, it's all just mystery award with the backstage pass? Guess I'm playing for Pittsburgh. Okay, so that light's easy to hit from the back hand-o. That hand-o command-o. All mystery, man. Well, then how do you wipe backspace past? Complete kiss army target. Okay. Okay. This game wants to be hit. This game wants to be hit. Okay, so if I get the Y and the K, the K-Y, I get backstage pass away. Super ramps and super bumpers are the money mode. Okay. There's the K. Oh, that is aggravating. That is a killer shot right there. It likes to be humped. Is it all in? Yeah, okay. Oh. Like Bad Santa. Oh, yeah, Bad Santa. The infamous pumping scene from Bad Santa. Okay, so, there it is. What are you going to give me? What are you going to give me? Super Bumpers, you said this is the money. That is not aligned properly at all. at all. Ah, no. If I wanted to death save this thing, then I would. So how do you know those super bumpers are still going? Is it because now they're changing color? Oh, god, yeah. Holy crap-a-moly. That's a lot of catch. I was trying to sneak it in there. Good gravy, folks. Good gravy. Good gravy. Come on. Oh. Oh. Get in the frickin' saucer. What the? You crazy! You tilted! Woo! Okay. Okay. Here's what's happening. We're gonna keep the Tilt-Bob moving, cause we're super angry. Stern, this machine's not coming back to you in one piece. It's got the burp, blurp. It's for you, piece. So, what's a good strategy then here? To just like go right through your multiball, or should I try to get my mystery award going first? Because side to side Headshots on any pinball machine are stupid. You should never try to do that on purpose. Can you advance KISS and Army during multiball? Is that a thing? Can you lick it up for me real quick? Wait, you're saying I can advance during multiball? What have I done? All the swimmer team, oh, come on. Yes, can still kill. Alright, cool. God of War, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever. Get in the saucer, get in the saucer. The trophy won! Thank you for the follow, my friend. We're playing Stern's Kits Machine. And it's a Punisher. But that's the kind of game I fall in love with, because they hurt my feelings so much. Yes. No. No. Bleh. Treat yourself. Treat yourself. You're making me hit me, you ding-dong. Alright, backstage pass is lit. Don't you fricking do that on me. Alright, so this is obviously a shot you're going to want to backhand. Meet Cedric, welcome back buddy. Wow, I was not looking. What did I get? Juiced up spinner? Juicy spinners? Won't really do juicy spinners. Or is it super targets? Okay, well, thank you, Spinnett. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, did you see that? An airball that just climbed all the plastic there. That was BS. Jack and Kiss have an abusive relationship. Love you. So backstage pass is an add-a-ball. Really? Yeah. So if I get it now, that's an add-a-ball you're saying? Nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice. The science, it's there, it makes sense. I'm in love with it. Although the dreams are pretty real in this game. Oh, is that him shooting you with his love gun? Come on, give me that back! Now see, that is some serious BS right there, folks. It wasn't Spain, you drained me and you didn't compensate for it. Skip it, dog! Classic coucher behavior. Two-foot spinos! Oh, yeah, that's right, we're playing from Houston for some reason. I know, Mom, thank you. Jeez. Ugh. Zip, zop, scooby-dop-a-dee-ba-dee. If you punch slow enough, you get shots. That's hilarious. Heavy metal laxative, I think is what he just said. Heavy metal laxative. 75! Of what? Of my D. That puts things to hit part do. Part do. Part do. The kind of doctor but. I'd like to hit with that, give me a freaking ball, jeez. Oh, and then you're going to get in the way for the only shot I know to make on this game. Okay, okay, hold on, nobody drink, thank you Yes Yes He sounds so much like Rockstar. Dr. Butt works on so many levels. Ooh, grand champion. They call me Dr. Butt. Jack, you're going insane. I'm hungover, man. Also, it's really hot in here, so I'm going to turn the air on real quick. Yes, this is a kiss pro, Bababooey. What's up with Moobot? What's wrong with Moobot? I think Moobot's doing fine. Chicago, please. Tokyo! We're going, let's see, we got Lickabut. I don't think we have lyrics for Love Aloud yet, so we'll do that. This might be one of the few songs that actually you can hear on the list. I feel like... Yo, Dr. Dude, what's up man? Thanks for coming back. Oh, okay. So that's still turned on. Mexico City. Adios in Mexico City. Yep. Put it out loud. Like. Like. I mean, you know. I'm going to come down there and show you my steps. I think your butt broke Mubat. Oh, does it not work anymore? I got to turn that off, guys. It's too many booties. I wonder if Mubat, like, blocked himself for spamming. Alright, we're gonna try a slow plunge. Nope, still works. Skill shot. Hyper-deuce skill shot. It just has the throttle on commands, yeah. Yeah, there's a throttle on it, on default, so people can't spam things. What are they talking about in this? Okay, number one, we can correlate almost, if not every, song in this to something related to butts or pooping. Oh, really toasty. That's good to know that I'm not just being a ding-dong right now. I need a good strategy, though, for blowing this up. Something that I know works, so I can focus on it instead of just ding-donging around like this. Um, if there's extra balls on this game, where are they? Oh, I want that ramp. Radio view right now. What? Did I just cue? Guys, I just got a multiball by skating the game too hard. Uh, we got love gun, okay. So now you know, if you can't hit love gun, give yourself a danger. It's mad. See, that should give the frickin' ball back right there. If it's asking for you to shoot the mouth, and you do, and it spits it down the drain, you should be getting that back. See, that's total BS, man. Super Steno! Doesn't seem that super. I mean, I guess... some Phantom Star hits? Really? Lickin' on the Donkey Pooh! Oh! I did save it, and I didn't have any Dainters left, so... I blew that. I blew it, guys. I blew it. Chicago. Hotter than hell. multiball by shaking the game. So what does having to shoot the middle ramp a bunch of times then hitting the spinner have to do with getting catnip? Why isn't it just spinning? Yeah you need to... What's a tilt exactly? A tilt is when you hit the game a number of times where it gives you warnings, and then your third warning, it just ends your ball. That's a tilt. Oh, I got what it takes to kick your ass. So, where are the faces up there? By the spinner? What are those? And why don't I have the cheming? Tater salad, you just use your hands with slaps in the palm of your hand. You're just hitting it around. See how it gave me a warning? Some people believe that's tilting, that aren't super familiar with pinball. That's just warnings. Those are just warnings. So if I do that two more times, I will tilt. That's when it just completely ends your ball. I promise you, you're going to see it. You are going to see it tilt. The way this game's playing, you're going to see a lot of tilts. Thanks Dr. Spaceman. Where are you going to spit it? Change that. Oh, you want to see me push the game around? Yeah, I can do that. It's going to be crotch cam, but I can do that for you. Yo what up Peppa Sheep? Thanks for the follow Peppa Sheep. Awesome Tater Taller, that's great! The butt hand! Uh, Tater, what game did you get, man? 2X? Oh, that's bonus multiplier, not playfield bar. I prefer looking at your badass glasses instead of your wiener. Ladies and gentlemen, KISS. Let's show him some nudgies. Let's get him under his wedgies. Aww, do you see that cradle? Whoa, wobbles. Nobody here. What up, wobbles? Whatever. Drop catch. Put it back. Wiener, not the wiener. Just take a deuce. Take a deuce. Gene Simmons, if you're watching, I'm sorry. Please don't murder me. Or eat my soul, or whatever you do. So, whatever you do on your own time, that's all you, buddy. Just don't hate me for doing my thing, which is making fun of everything everyone else does. Yeah, guys, listen, I like to let on that I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm familiar with this VTIS. I am much older than, I want to say, maybe half of you. Just take your juice. But what good is fun if you can't have it? He'll treat you like Terry Gross from Fresh Air. What? What are you talking about, Hanson? JD, can you collect super bumpers in multiball? You know what? Let's try this. I'm going to get a multiball, try to keep it alive, but only focus on hitting Kith or Army to see if we can get the backstage pass and load up some super bumpers. Man, my live catches are not there. Reaction delayed. Beat the demon. Beat the demon. Get the kiss. Far catch. Nope. Did our catch work? Holy sharts. I'm not 36, you ding-dong. I'm not 36. Hell no. You got a few years before I'm 36, ladies and gentlemen. You gotta hump harder. You gotta... It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. Where's the science in this freaking game? Demons. I wasn't even... Whatever. I had to shake the game, you were draining me game. I am both 17 and 55. I have what's known as double-age syndrome. I'm currently suffering from double-age. Yes. Yes. No. Trash. I hit that freaking target. Yeah, I said my birth year, not my birth age. I was born in nineteen something or other. These drains. Ladies and gentlemen, I was born in the year of our lord, 1981. This same year that one of my favorite pinball machines was made, Stargazer. What, to tilt? Yes, I do it all the time. time. He-he, aw, what? There you go. Benjamin Button, Jack Button. Okay, now we're just going We're going to focus on Army and Kiss here. Alright, you can light these up, good. They're coming back to base! It doesn't look like Backstage Cats is lighting up though. Alright, we gotta hit that. Guys, can I point something out real quick? Look at how Army's spilled over to the side here, and it's not keeping track right. It says I have A-R-M over there but only AR here. So, what's the fray? That fell apart. Oh, that's right! No, you can't light it up because Backstage Pass is your add-a-ball. That's right, thank you for reminding me about that. So you gotta light it before you get in. What? Two minutes? Oh, what a waste. Aw, Shindna, I love you buddy. Thank you so much for your donation, man. You're the frickin' best, honestly. We gotta get you out to Chicago, brother. Thank you so much. Ho ho ho! What? Have you played the machine called Funhaus? Oh yeah, mate. many, many times have I played Funhaus and put balls into Rudy's mouth when he was sleeping. I think I can light it during multi, but it's edible. Yeah, Pinball Cam, you can light backstage pass, but it becomes an edible, so... It's like, what's the... Stop Rock, hard game. I like this game. I like games that, um... that whip your ass. I really like games like Kiki Butt. The reason we bought Iron Man really early on is because that game, we would play it, and it would just annihilate us. And, you know, you don't get bored of a game that beats the crap out of you because you want to beat the crap out of it. Okay. Here we go. High score. What have I done? We're in Kareem Town, ladies and gentlemen. What the... Cool bro, did you know that the voice of Rudy is at Boone? Yeah man, totally. Mick, good to see you brother, thanks for coming in. I don't recognize your name, it's always nice to see new faces in here. If you have any questions about anything brother, I'm more than happy to explain whatever you need. But it sounds like you know a good share I'm gonna share your soul. Bounce, I love you. The K on kiss is like impossible. Just look at that. By impossible I mean I nailed it. What do you got for me? Super bumper it is. This came This game Okay let hit something shall we Son of a... Damn. KB, SB, ABB, my man, you know what's up. So Super Popper's day lit. I'm guessing. Mother fudge town, dude. This is not even real. By the way, this game is treating me right now. What do you got? What's lit? What's lit? What the hell was that? Hold! Did you see the spin on that? I'm sorry, also donate to kids, sorry for swearing. All songs sound the same, ladies and gentlemen. All songs are the same. Well, we'll go for the K right away. This game rocks hard. The only way to counter is to rock it harder. Agreed. That's gone. Man, you have to hit this thing. It's crazy. Oh! Okay. So, what's kiss combo here? Does going through this in lane give you one of the kiss letters? Is that what we're seeing here? Okay, so we got... That's giving us an army letter. All right. You know what? I'm going to try something. I'm going to try something. Didn't work. I was going to chat to the in lane to like get kissed and like bumper shot. Let's try that again. Are you talking about this kiss machine? Because brand new kisses right now are about the pro versions five and a half thousand and the premiums I believe are seven. Oh. Clean rubbers equals not chatting. Not chatting. You gotta be able to shat on this thing. We're gonna try it one last time. Oh, that was... That was about as close as we're gonna get without actually doing it. Okay. So, did that spot a kiss letter? Did you guys see that? It's dangerous. You don't want this ball out of control. T2 got goosed every time a brand new Stern comes out the base model is $5,500 and then after a couple of years that's when the game prices start to go up or down because that's when the code's finished and people have had time to appreciate them okay, so shatzing to the left doesn't seem to be a thing oh, kiss combo lit What does that mean? Yes, it even says so on the DMD. It says Kiss Combo Lit, though. Yeah, I don't know. Alright, hold on. Let's look at how many kiss letters I have here. I have K-I-F's, I guess, is what I have. That just made the S blink. Oh, it turns that into like a hurry up or something. Mick, we have 12 or 13 pins here in the studio. How many pins do I own? The answer is zero. These are all mine, essentially. I'm a curator. We'll just say I'm the curator of this collection. Oh, I guess we've got to add chips and take Walking Dead off of I'm not that nice to Jaden. Ah! No! Donate to Kaz. Okay. Let's go Screefer multiball. Because my approach of going through the mode things first was not very lucrative. Look Ryu, five months in a row. Five. Brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, five mother flippin' months. Can I please get some flippers and butts up for my boy Ryu please? I love you Ryu. Let's go get some chicken. Five months. Suck it. Suck it. Five months. I was waiting for some of the type dance. Oh, my God. Stop dancing! Ryu, seriously, dude. Uh, no, today is not my partnership anniversary. Oh! Is it? What day is it? This might be the day... I mean... Wasn't Ryu one of the first? Or he was the first, I think? Five months, man. Ryu, you're insane, brother. You are freaking insane, and I am madly in love with you. Ryu, I think you were sub number one, weren't you? Did you feed your wanker? Friday, September 17th. Oh, Friday, September 18th. I wonder. Force center ramp, spinner repeat till pops max, start demon multiball. Alright, Kim, thank you. Kim, are you the Kim that I know? Like, in real life, Kim? Like, Kim Kim? Like, Kim Chi? Does anyone call you Pinky? If I just come and let you. But I wasn't here yesterday. Oh, sorry. I'm playing Destiny. Ah, dude, kill it, man. Do your thing, brother. Thank you. I love you. Play that Destiny. I was watching the new raids, dude, and Destiny, that stuff is insane. I was watching Professor Broman and King Gathalion try to figure out all that new raid stuff. I don't play Destiny, but I can appreciate a good streamer. And those guys are really good streamers. Just goes to show, for some people it doesn't matter what game they're playing. It's all personality based. Suck it. Not at the raid yet? Right on, dude. Still gearing up? Hell yeah. I subbed the one as fast as I could. Aw, zigzag. You da man. Pop bumper value increased. Okay. Just take a deuce. Oh, I let that roll right off the clipper. So you can get four balls going in here with the out of ball. Awesome. Oh my god, dude, come on. Those points were worth the deuce. Holy crap. They were worth the deuce. You got a sword? You got a sword? It's raining balls Hallelujah, it's raining balls Clean Thank you Okay, live I love you Start you out, please Come on, dude. That is unreal. That was unreal. I subbed the next AD to peer pressure. Oh, Brad, don't do that. Don't make me feel that way. Now I'm feeling the feels. I'm feeling all the feels now, man. I'm really fine. Nothing happened. Wow, this game is not centered. It knows your name, Jack. Just don't tell on me. Don't let Stern know that I'm absolutely destroying their machine. I'm not interested in really shooting any balls in between some of these guys. his mouth with the way that he's been treating me. Just expects me to put balls in his mouth. It's like you can't really get any control though. Here comes the ball. Get in there. No. No. Lude. Lude and improve. Does that count? Oh my god, it freaking counted. It lit super spinners. Yes, it was. Oh, come on. I'm trying to super spin. Yes. So what is this spinner counting down towards? Whoa, Desert Fox. Welcome to the league, brother! Ladies and gentlemen, that's a new sub. Dear Desert Fox, I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, please show your respect with some flippers and butts. Brother, welcome. I love you. Let's hang out, return my calls, maybe we'll get a burger. I don't know. What do you want to? Heavy metal laxatives? Now we're cooking. We got a little security on the left out lane which is not where the ball is going to drain obviously because that's just how it goes. Seriously dude, thank you so much for this. You da freakin' best. Hey brother, long time. What's up, Baj? Are we making Danger Ranger a thing? I don't know about that. Get this face, man! Okay. I don't feel comfortable hitting that ramp, though. I think I'm going to go for Star Child one more time. The multiball, I mean. Oh my god! I'm great, Vash, thanks, RIP Spaceman. RIP Spaceman. God, if I could get the logo replaced on that Power Rangers suit to be a Dutch flip logo, would be hilarious. Alright guys, so we're getting somewhere. I'm starting to feel that this game is all multiball, but it's multiball mixed with kneading juiced up pop bumpers. So, um Let's get juicing Um Like, what What are you Look at this Look at this Yo, that hundred million though So, uh Let's get Catman Jerry Catman Woo! Snowboarder. Oh, sorry. Mick, have a good one, buddy. Thanks for coming, dude. Heavy metal laxative. He says that, by the way. Here and now, something, something, something. RC, what are you saying? Love gun, multi, backstage passes, and go through song. So how was dinner with Gary? Dude, I had a whole big fish, but really I was like blackout wasted. It was a lot of fun. Gary is super freaking cool, guys. And I hope that came across on the stream. I'm sure it did. The dude has a very similar sense of humor as me. and I can appreciate that. I can appreciate it. Oh, there we go. Oh, farts. We're going to, you know, get my little pony pinball rolling. See how I did that? Please fill your office chair. Yeah, dude. Of all the places just sit in this entire studio, he walked directly to my desk and sat down. Like, there was no way to know that that was my desk. I walked out there, and he was right there, sitting in my chair. Not to mention, my chair's the most beat-up piece of crap in this whole office. Aw, casually rude. No offense, but someone's cooler than you. Yo, make that sandwich, girl. Make that sandwich! So, Love Gun's ready. Nailed it. So when you go through KISS combo, I guess it wants you to hit a letter. You could hit a letter. We could tell you were fanboying out. Guys, that's not my first time hanging out with Gary Cern. Yeah, I was definitely fanboying a little bit, but... Uh, is this really, really happening? Thank you. Oh, don't waste that. Oh, good. All the ball from Gene Simmons' hand. Come on. Hit the freaking branch. Okay. Well, that's over. Cool. Cool. I struggle with the right ramp as well Deceptively hard, absolutely man It's ridiculously complicated Oh, that was a great double lock right there Yo, Gene Simmons for president Unreal Unreal So how many hits do you need inside of this Spaceman for it to count as a shutout? I mean Starman. I mean Starman. Star Child. No! Jerry Starman. Come back to me Jerry Starman. Wow, that was the worst, worst multiball? Yeah, probably the worst. We gotta light this frickin' Star Child crap up man, cause I hate that it's so hard. So there's our first weapon, there's our first multi- it doesn't make sense! Gene Simmons can't be president? Okay. I can be president. Let's go. His breath is so bad. Yo, Jack Danger from President. RIP America. RIP America. Alright, that was cute. That was cute. Cute. Calm down. That made no sense also. I don't know how that save existed. Oh my god. You're not 35? I will be in February. So if I run... Yo, I'm going to be 35 in February. Okay? I expect... some masterfully large gifts. Ladies and gentlemen, this will be my first birthday on this drone. Wait, why was there a car in there just now? He could be a U.S. Senator. Okay, I'll be senator. How do I do that? Alright, CBJ, have a good one, buddy. I put up my hundreds for the night. We're going to be playing the first few days of next week also, because Thursday I'm leaving for San Francisco. Make sense? There you go. Make sense? I'll send you a butt. There you go. Okay. Top value. Holy moly. Queen. Trust in the dead flicks, ladies and gentlemen. San Fransisky. Deep in the San Fransisky. Oh, come on. Come on. Thank you! Tick, tick, tick, tick, Maltipoo! That is never going to get old for me. I don't know what that is. It's uncanny how much it sounds like. I remember my Marty Bear. Henry. Good thing in a G chemist. I want a boss. Drek, are you going to La Texas? La Texas? La Tejas? Steve Nick, what's up buddy? You're so quick. You're so quick. You're always the first person here. Is this even making me money? This could be... I should get an award for what's happening. Good Josh. You look like Hell Jack, thanks furry Messiah. I feel like Hell friend. Shit on your face, Gene Simmons. I'm going to shit on your face. Donate to kids. You freaking dill. Shit all over your face. Uh, I mean, hey everybody, welcome back to the stream. Yeah, Gary knows how to rave, man. It was amazing. Beyond amazing. Gary. Gary. Gary Stern for president, ladies and gentlemen. . . . . . . . . . That's not nice. What's not nice, Big Sac? What's not nice? Gene Simmons' face needing to be pooped on? Tired of his crap. He's about to get tired of mine. I mean... Oh, nailed it. Oh, you dirty, dirty dog. Yo, Kitanga, what's cracking, man? It's got nice the shit on Gene Simmons' face. Donate kits, stop making me slayers, guys. Stop, please don't tell... Oh my god, we're gonna die. Yellow Demon Swag. Uh, six pointy slag-a-rinos. You mother f-fuck. Well it's really nice- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Miss Zombie, how are you? Was it set for five? What? Shut the f- Um, Steve Nick, uh, is getting drunk a, uh, PED? Because if getting drunk is a PED, then I- I'm taking performance enhancing drugs Just to like hang out and watch cartoons Are you seeing this? Like what? I'm going to stuff the outlings with super balls. Ruining my game. Uh, no, Gary actually, uh, they didn't drink up dry. I bought special vodka just for Gary. He drinks, he drinks Dole. Danger, danger. Guys, the Love Gun is real. The Love Gun. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, the Love Gun. They call me Dr. Love Gun. I I want to figure out how to move the microphone closer to my mouth so I can talk sexier without having to lean over. What is happening on the playfield right now? Stoli Elite. He just likes his Stoli, you know. Alright, um, how are we going to do this? I'm going to go with Precisely what I freaking wanted. That couldn't have worked any better. If I would have hit the shot, that would have actually been better. No, we're not... five dangers. Five dangers. What the crap. Just take a deuce! Oh, that was a clean shot all day and I screwed it up. Okay, live. Can't touch that. Can't touch this. Oh, that was my bad. I read that wrong. I read it wrong. Too bad I had a crap ball too. Take a minute and look at the adjustments to see what there is. Okay, we can do it. You want the kiss features? Oh, that's cute. His mouth is open. Mouth is closed. Mouth is open. Open, mouth is closed. Open, closed. Scoop Eject Power. Oh! Star Eject Power, Demon Eject Power, Demon Ball Save Time. Um, yup. Demon Spellout Difficulty. Ball Save Timer. Instrument Rule Difficulty. Face Rule Difficulty. Face? I don't know what that is. Star difficulty, ball save timer, love gun, double scoring time. Where the frick is double scoring? Okay. Disc combo. Song select timer. action button ball launch? I don't know what that is. I'm not playing on tourney rules, no. Abort animations. Huh. Eh, this crap doesn't matter to you guys. You mean competition settings or putting the code on? I got double scoring out of backstage before. Huh. It's like Jack's first time on the machine. What are you talking about? Going through a menu? You guys are ding-dongs. That animation is so nice. I bet Kissed is a fun band to be in. You know? I bet it is the craziest fun to be in Kissed. I don't...what? Read it. And we... Aw, screw you. Screw you. Knights and Satan's service. Yes, Kinkai, absolutely. I'm here to please. Now, uh, now you have to pay for my, uh, mortgage on my own. A color course, right? I dance with the hat out. JK. Guys, I wish I could do more podcast stuff. But Nick is gone. There's just, I love being that close to a microphone and talking about nothing. Can you stop it? Ah, niddle it. Oh, science. Clean. Yes, perfect. Haha, Team Nick! That's Nick. Yeah, that guy. Gets married? Too good for everybody now. Damn, that is also tight. Nick is still here in spirit via his pinball machine. How about that drop catch, huh? That was some sexy stuff right there. Yes. She looks good. She looks hotter than hell. Girl, you are hotter than hell. Hit nothing, this is fun, this is a lot of fun. This is a whole lot of fun right now. Dr. Buzz! Ho ho, life catch! What up, Bitwise? Gene Simmons has been with many women. Yeah. Well, you know what, guys? Here's the deal. I'm married. Where am I? Huh? Huh? I'm married. What does that mean? What the hell do you have to do inside of there to get the shop account? Yes, that's what I was looking for. Thank you. Dr. Burns. You look good, you look hot in the air. Why is that coming on? It's so aggravating that it comes on and doesn't do anything. Oh hell yeah, live up there buddy. Okay, rain to another muscle ball. Listen, Novus One, spray down the rim of a glass, and then you take a shot of Rumpelmintz. You're good. That's how you poison yourself. Now you know. That should not be freaking allowed. If they need to put a ball saver on when you put a ball in there and it kicks it back out during regular play, That should also exist for multiple. Poison is such a strong word. I cannot deal with this right now. Come on. Another multiball would be awesome. Okay. Oh, crap, it didn't go. Fall back in there. No, I hit you. My husband and I love playing video games. That's our quality time. My husband and I love playing video games. That's our quality time. There you go, Miss Zombie. That's awesome. All in the thing. I love you. I want all the points. There's Army. Okay, this is getting a little ridiculous. Like more than a little, actually. Insanely bad. I'm probably being too real up in here. Listen, being single is fun also guys. All of it, all of it's fun. on the case. Whoo! Alright, you guys can obviously, what I'm shooting for, keep missing. No, my God, you have to get all the instruments on the same ball too, don't you? That sucks. That really sucks. I can't find that damn ramp. We were so close to Spachemin. Alright, we're gonna dial this shot in is what we're gonna do. Right there Nope Later on the roll Really later Okay, from a cradle. We're going to find this. Suck my dimples in my face. Oh, wait. No. Wait. Hold on. You don't have to get all the instruments. You just have to get... Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think I like most measured to trajectory. We're just going to focus on shooting that ramp right now. I've got to find this thing. Once I get the... Help me please. This is... I can't grab the ball. The ball won't settle down. There's no such thing as a... you like 2D pinball machines, like on a computer screen? Just take that deuce. Just take the deuce. Okay. Thank you. This table is a bastard, dude. Absolutely. Absolutely. Just take the deuce. Oh, the choking is real on ball. No, there's more than... This ball is flying in the air, also. So, hold on. Let's look through the... What, I can't go through the settings? Aw, screw you. Do I have to tramp up to do this? Yeah! Yeah! Make noise. Okay, let's go through the... The score here. It tells you nothing. Right. Need to be reminded Oh, that feels so right. That sounded so wrong. That just feels so right. Is Jaden a real person? Yeah, Jaden's real. Magic Wizard, good to see you. Mr. Crunchberry, good to see you. Thank you for coming, folks. Love you, love your show. So I think Spaceman is five instruments, okay? Wait, that doesn't make sense, does it? Give me spaceman, see if it's going to work. What that didn't count? Extra balls lit. I've never seen that lit before. And I'll never collect it. We've got to have a party. Are there butts? Aw, boo. This whole state's rude. Well, it's a good thing I collected that. So if I get one more instrument, will that light Pachemon? Or do I have to do it all on one? Jaded is the backbone of this stream, ladies and gentlemen. Don't question his methods. He's a super genius. Oh! There we go now. Jayden didn't pay me for doing this Hilltown. Uh, Jayden, by the way, you are, uh, I changed you on Moobot so that you can spam whatever the crap you want. Actually, Jada, try posting a link for me right now. I think you can do that without any problems as a regular. Jaded is the only move I would regularly do. I would trust Jaded to frickin'... Jaded's the only person I would trust to come run the stream by himself. YouTube.com Oh, come on! Did I count it? That's weird. That would be true. Nailed it. So we got Sturchild. Ah, Spitterman. This sucks. Oh, Steen... Well, Steen K, just ask it again, man. I don't have hands free to like scroll through and look at stuff. Screaming Pinball is pretty unique. I don't have too much control over what I'm trying to do here. Oh, frick, I looked away. Deadflop.com, thanks. Alright, we're going to go Spaceman. I need Spaceman before I'm done streaming. Whoa, easy buddy. Treat yourself. What day are you wearing full kiss makeup? I'd gladly wear full kiss makeup if I had the... The... I mean, if I had the costume. Bad Jack, how does that say? I know. I'm just a little, this game's a little laggy. I don't know. Who's the person that everyone doesn't like? Is there like a kiss guy that no one likes? Like the cat man or something? Does everyone hate the cat? Are you shit-ting me? I got all caught up in talking and I didn't even focus on shooting. There's no rails under the slippers now. Please don't ruin the glass. I will do what I want. You freaking Club-ass machine. I thought people didn't like the cat dude. Like he was the joke. I think Ace really might be the spaceman. Starchild though. I just want the spaceman. Look at this guy. He's a total pussy. Ah, clever insults. Hey, what's in juice? Where was that earlier? I don't want a multiball, I'm trying to get the spaceman. No! Freely at the spaceman. Yeah, there you go. That was BS. Oh come on you rattle. save though. Frick, man. J-Best, this table is punishing me right now, dude. All I'm trying to do is light up one character on this game. It has nothing to do with trying to get a score or anything. I just set a personal goal for myself and it's pissing me off the most possible way. And it involves the hardest freaking shot I've seen on a pinball machine in a very long time. There you go. I don't want multiball. I do want the ball to stay alive though. I'll take it. Big stupid points. Extra ball. Stop by and whack Tiffin. Extra ball. Woo! Woo! Live! Yes! Aaaaaaah! I am moving this game so much it is gnarly. Hold on, we're going to fix all this here. Man, I don't know if my brain can handle a week of this. Anyhow. Oh, really? Well, it's good to know. It's good to know. Because Joe's a great player. Okay, so the wet... Okay. That stayed lit, which I like. Wait, what did I say? Something about pooping? Oh, you suck! Oh, you suck! Oh my god! I don't want... And it didn't even count. It went all the way down his throat. ball didn't count okay, hold on you got an idea Thank you. Thank you. I didn't shake it, I kicked it. You son of a... Joe has muscles. Yo, Joe's got them muscles though. Alright, here we go. We're gonna get this freaking shot nailed down guys. You don't have to stick around if you don't want to. I'm just pissed off, ready for this shot to open wide up. the geometry okay the geometry let's talk about geometry for a second what in the possible freaking hell of all hells was Borg's Finkin' with that rant. Okay. I don't usually look at artwork when I gauge a shot, but we're going to do it for this because I need to know. Okay, that was close. Why don't you make the shot? Thanks, that's a word of encouragement. Why don't you just make the shot, man? Oh, that was a bunch of BS. Yep, I think I see where it is through graphics on the playfield. But from a cradle. Don't you freaking dare. Oh. Black diaper. Two more for Spaceman, it said. Did you see that? So, it's progressive. What happens when it gets Pachemin? Didn't I just collect that instrument? I did. The game just got confused. It wants me to collect... Legally Blind Gamer, thank you for following. I love you. If you can't see what I'm doing, what I'm doing just listen to my voice. This game is a punisher. And there goes my sub. Ah, Ice Cream Mikey! RIP dude. RIP. Give me the freaking ball back. Oh, we were about to have a fight. We were about to have a real big play. Alright, so... the shot moved. The shot has moved. So if I get one more instrument, I should have Vachemi. Steve Vachemi. Oh my god, it moved, ladies and gentlemen. Why can't I make it? This game is... Alright. This is it, guys. If I don't make it on this, I'm just going to... How do I have backstage pass already? God, we don't need the Elvis video mode. You remember that? It's like Dance Dance Revolution. Can you collect lit instruments during multiball? If they're already lit? I would love to design a pinball machine, folks. Seriously. I don't want your multiball, Star Child. And your afro. Alright, so we didn't collect backstage pass, which means that is our anaball. Yo, scribble, five months in a row, brother. Oh man, I'm gonna burp. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're the best. Uh, folks, can I get some flippers and butts up for my boys? Scribble, please. Scribble, dibble, dibble. I love you, buddy. Holy freaking five months. Guys, in four more months, we're gonna have a stream, baby. What the freaking flying bull crap? It was pretty insane. All I asked for was an expert. I tried not to. I tried not to. Okay, now I can't seem to find a shot that I've been making all night. The drains are beyond real on this thing. Beyond real. There we go. Look at this, that's gone. Swings his iced tea and brrrrps. World Wonder Boy, it'll be nine months. So when someone's pregnant and nine months goes by, that's when the baby comes up. I was making a joke, guys. I love you. Stream baby. Do you ever remember stock baby? What a fun group of videos that was. That's stock baby. That's stock baby. It's a stock baby Jesus. Savior of the sock-pigging people. What's the joke, Mom? Lick a butt. Uh, no, Sean Quinn, it's just been me. Yesterday with Gary Stern and his family. Um, guys? Now what do I do? I got all the instruments. and then I drained. I got all of them. What does that mean? What does that mean? Oh, two more first, Pacheming? Okay. Extra bottle. Make it in! Sharks! Sharks! What have I done? Why? Why? Thank you. You can never have enough balls. Well, I'm fine with two. Whoa! The spin on that was nasty. We'll take another multiball. So once we get spaceman, we'll get demon. And what happens when I get all four people? Is there something that happens that's big? I'm not picking different songs, guys. That's why it's probably sounding a little bit better. Oh, that saved. Just kissing the S4 sound. Alright, we are I think one instrument away and we have two balls to do that. So the odds are pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Science, why you hate me science? Is the DMD on this LED too? Yep. Uh, oh, I don't know. Ugh! See, you said heavy metal lacks it is. Alright DesertFox, thanks for coming buddy. Love you man, thanks for subbing, that means a lot to me. Alright, palms are getting sweaty. SPACEMAN! That's fine. That's all I wanted. Isn't it Kiss Army Wizard Mode? Wait, what? What'd that say? Did I just ruin something? Alright, there's all the nerds. Give me something on my left flipper, I can cradle please. Thank you. Dad, cool ranch. What's up, son? What's up, son? Heavy metal wax it is. Get out of there! Oh my God. They call me Dr. Burns. Yeah, we got that control play going here now, kids. If something big's about to happen, I can feel it. If I can hit that frickin' target. Uh, spinner. Well, not the spinner per se, just the shot. Yes. That's fine. That's what I wanted. Uh, Kiss Army's lit. Alright, here we go. Kiss Army multiball. I am happy now, I can go to sleep Without being a super tower ass Want the ball Okay, stay alive Stay, stop doing that fear me bro oh that saved that didn't work well that was fun cool wizard mode, cool wow, so many points were going there, it got confused place vault Oh, come on baby. Get back in there. Let's blow this up, guys. My favorite ball is the last ball of streaming when, for some reason, I do my best. I am the doctor of love. What the hell are you pinballs doing? You guys are idiots. You guys are being idiots. Calm down. guys, thank you for coming, I love you this is sort of the last ball of the night here that's a guy oh that almost put an end to her whoo Go home, Jack. Grand champ up in this. Mother, mother, father. 122, not bad. You're a wizard, Jerry. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name's Jack Danger. It is Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. And I can't do it without you. So thank you for all the follows, donations, and subscriptions. If you like what you saw here, please click follow. It's free to do. And I'll love you forever. And I might even, I don't know, say something funny about your name. No? Okay. Vuvu, thank you. Have a wonderful night, guys. It's Friday. Yeah? Go play some frickin' pinball. This weekend's going to be insane. There's a good chance I'm going to be streaming tomorrow. So if you don't have anything going on, stay tuned. I have to get back to work. And I love you. Okay? You hear that? I love you. And you won the show. Zentron, I ended it because I saw that you were coming back. Get rekt. Get rekt. Alright, folks. Have a good night. It's Friday. Friday. Friday. Something, something Friday Guys, what's a good Friday night song? Give me a Friday night song. Friday. Track. Um... RDO... Oh, here we go. Be safe, drive safe, play safe, safe sex, safe marriage, safe house. I'm looking for a safe house. Good night, ladies and gentlemen. And remember, if you think that there's a ghost under your bed, there probably is. Do ghosts hang out under beds? Dude, playing? Yeah. Ha ha ha. Friday, I'm in love. Yes! Ah, the cure. Alright, guys, I'm changing it up. Because Shinma just reminded me of something. How is this a song? That is like the dumbest freaking song. I don't care about Tuesdays, Fridays, and Thursdays. Where's Rachel? Where's your dad? I'm not bringing up the last name. You say one thing, heart says how. The day never knew you. Black is my name. I'm in love with you. That's the business card, baby. I got more. I ran out of them real quick. I love you guys. I love you. I'm in love with you. Tuesday, Wednesday, stay in bed on a Thursday. Watch the wall, Tuesday, this Friday. I'm in love with you. That man listens to the Cure alone in his back day, just crying. I'm crying. This is what you have to do when you're sad. We're talking tomorrow? Um, that's not... When I go live, it's going to be random. So, I don't know. So I have to get back to work. Alright, guys. Have a wonderful weekend. I'll see you tomorrow. And if I don't see you tomorrow, I'll see you Monday. Kappa Kappa 123. I'll see you tomorrow. Tuesday when you break my heart. Birthday, not even done. It's Friday. I'm in love with my heart. You stalking juggler? Good night, baby.