Hiiii on the Internet! How's it working man? You fixed the last time you made it, didn't you? Yeah. And I cleaned the flippers a little bit so there's some trust now. Some trust. I listened to the jokes so you can shake the ball off the piece. Mimino. Mimino. Mimino. Straight. And also, Mimino. We put some batteries in there. Yep, they all set except that's the first time I've seen a not to not for but a three battery motor for really It's like all I've only seen a two or four. Actually, I've only seen a two I take that back I guess Hitman what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming Oh, dude. Wait till you see the light on this table. Let's go. It's barnarnums. Barnarnums? Barnarnums. It actually doesn't get any easier. It does not. Because every time we move, there's different metal objects that are reflecting light onto the glass. we need like a dedicated home for the stream but we need like some sort of lift Jaden thanks buddy thanks for hosting us should we just turn on the cameras and start I want a gay man and then I want to gay man classic and then I want to Yancy Yancy how far did you get with Josh Sharpe. Like third base? Second base? First base. First ball. First ball, second ball. Yep. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Congrats, Brad. Thanks. Yes, you're looking at Brad Smith, the state champion of Indiana. Oh, Indiana. Indiana sounds disgusting. I can say because I have proof that I'm the best football player in Indiana. If you want to be smug about it. Best player in Indiana, right here. Great work, man. Thanks. Yeah, dude. That's one of those all- All-in-one people. Yeah. The first one was not intentional. It's like Gavin, like, looking ready to smack somebody in the back row. Oh. I'd be a little salty, too, because he did not contribute well. Today's National Pizza Day. What? Pizza Pancake? Thanks, Pizza Fan. I think every day is a nice day. DMC took it to game seven. Hell yeah. Nice. Nice work, DMC. I've been up to 94 mil to crush my dreams. Posse. Hmm? Uh, what's Posse? Pirates of the Caribbean. Ugh. Oh, boy. Today must be the day you finally order that pizza. The AIDS is real. Protect yourself. The AIDS is real. Yo, Pizza Fan. Pizza Day. Pizza Day. Every day is Pizza Day. Are you a Pizza Fan? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just another day for you, man. I had this pizza thing that reminded me of Judge Fudge. Judge Fudge is a person? You ever see him drawn together? I think once or twice. He just talks about Fudge puns and stuff like that. Like, I was too busy being delicious and things like that. Fudge. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day one on the revisit of Roadshow, because the owner is probably going to take it home soon. Farewell to our Roach Show. Indeed. You've got to sign this thing. Oh, it's yours. Why would you sign it? Never mind. Yeah, right. Indiana Champion 2015. It's going to be a fun one. Roach Show is a game that has some crazy stuff going on it. It has some pretty neat rules and secret switches and all that stuff. And if you didn't watch last time, we've pitched the diverter, which we broke halfway through the stream. We replaced the batteries, so we can actually turn the game off now. Yay! And I believe, let's see, the shaker motor's down. Tilt's a little looser. Tilt's a little looser. Extra ball saver. Ball save off. Ball save off. Now turn the settings so you still won't get like a lot of small shakers. So we will actually get random awards, which is good, because typically there is a, what is it? Balance of Zipper tournaments. Yeah, there you go. And a queen. Connie Carter. Don't forget. Oh, and folks, good old Connie Carter, the daughter of June Carter Cash, the wife of Johnny Cash. Did I know that? Yes. just, you know, a little research before I started up the stream. That's all right. Well, how are we playing tonight, mister? Today, we're going to do 2-1-0. Winner gets two points. Second place gets one point. Last place gets a goose egg. And the highest score at the end of the stream gets a spank on the butt. And then... The highest score at the end of the day is the new Indiana champion. Yeah. He put his belt on the line tonight, folks. Hell yeah. Also, if you folks are in Chicago, go to Emporium Logan Square tonight. You'll see two of the strongest men arm wrestling. How do I put this? So the winners of the first season of the Pinball Chicago League and the winners of the second season of the Pinball Chicago League are battling tonight at Emporium Wicker Park is what I meant to say. It's like Bears Packers. Yeah, it's like the Bears Packers. Or what's the football team from Indiana? It's actually... The Cornhuskers. We're on one of the teams and Brad's on the other team. Yeah. So we're seeing a little preview of what's happening. He's just here to try to get in our heads. If I get dead last, I'm just going to go home. Like, I'm not even playing this crap. It's the Indiana team versus the Illinois team. Ooh. Ooh. Let's have Chuck stepped up. Yeah. Mm-hmm. The guys who went, Chuck is the only guy. Jim Sheard. Oh, yeah, Jim's on your team. Oh, Jim. Tanya was not on our team anymore. Oh, really? Who is it? Tanya. Oh, yeah, yeah. From Stern. Tanyo Klyce. Yes. Yeah. We no longer have Zach Sharp as an alternate. We gave up on that dream. But. We do have. We do have Jeff Hooper. Jeff Hooper. We do have Jeff Hooper. God, we have. But we actually, I think we picked, we picked Alton and Todd on the hat almost. Because it was like, last minute, who do you know that isn't on the team already? Everyone's on the team. Everyone's on the team. Yeah, we got Jeff Hooper, everybody. Jeff is not on the team. Last local note, if you're looking to join the league next season, I think it might be too late now, but starting next season, Blind Robin has no team this season, and they're looking for one. Really? Yep. Really? Gavin's not playing for Lemmings. They have all Lemmings. The whole Blind Robin team moved to Lemmings, which is owned by the same people, but now that there's two bars. Lemmings, where do they play? At Lemmings. Lemmings on Damien? I've never been there. It's a cool bar. It's small. They've got a beautiful Monster Bash and I think a Metallica. Monster Bash and Metallica. And Damien PCP is going to be a little bit angry. because he had all four of the tournament scores at Walking Dead at Blind Robin yesterday. No, I still have number one on MSB. No, on the tournament. And then, so I showed up yesterday and I had one day left. You're actually taking money out of this kid's mouth. Took it out of his mouth. Spent myself. Ate the money myself. Removed the money later. Did you take all four names off? No, it's two. That was like... I don't want to get them angry. That's like him ordering a beer and you're just like, thanks. I paid. Thanks. It was. Just grabbing those beers. You only have two days left. Anyway, let's go. All right. So, kids, we're just going to get into it. I just got to slip this and maybe adjust the camera because the color is probably weird. And I made sure I changed everything to be super correct. So what is this? Is this a DMD? Does this look like a DMD to you? Uh-huh. No, that's not a DMD. God, I'm so scared. This isn't right. Yeah, any of you guys from the, uh, Southwest, uh, March 26th is going to be the national championship, so I'll be there. Stop spaking! What's up? Uncle Carmy's here! Hey, look, it's the Indiana winner. Sweet! This guy right here, folks. Don't let that, don't let that cute face fool you. I'm going to start it up. I'm going to start it up. Are you going to get started? What is it? 2-1-0? 2-1-0. No practice. Don't practice. I mean, I'm playing probably... I mean, anybody's playing. Hey, no practice. Should we jump right into it? Yes. Or should we practice? No practice. No practice. Let's start. I think the only person that's played it is Brad. I think the only person that's played it is Brad. Yeah. I'll also zoom the camera out so people can see our hands and the lockbox. I'll be at the Tim Galkin Vegas, talking to people. I'll be at the Tim Galkin Vegas. I'll be at the Tim Galkin Vegas. Got some of that going. Go, Red! Go! Uh oh. The old ball save trick. Is that it? That's a weird trick. How old is it? It's a weird stiff. So that short plunged a ball like 15 times to make sure it got into the spin. Did you do that once? Nope. Once? Nope. Once? Nope. Did you get a pace check? I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. You get an extended monkey ball. All right. Yeah, you can get multiple ones in there. Go for the monkey ball. But you can get the extended before? Yeah, just go get it in the circle. Tweety! What's up, buddy? Your spiders always live beginning of the fall. Yeah. So people just ignore the still track and go for the next one. Oh, right on. Got the extended, get your pre-extended. Oh. For you folks that are now joining us who just signed up when we were being crazy drunk idiots at State on Saturday. This is the normal setup. We're here, in the headquarters, set up on a machine. Playing it all week. Beat the crap out of each other. No POV drinking and eating pizza. Oh my god. We gotta work on Jason's hand. I went back and looked at it. At times, it looked pretty freaking cool. I gotta say. When I was watching Brad start playing Jim Sheard on Joust, I'm just like, yep, this is pretty cool. Look at that. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh wait, we had this go then, didn't we? Oh, my finger tripped! The old finger tripped. Oh! You touched the switch on the first punch. You went all the way up and touched that switch and it came down. Oh, is that what? No, that doesn't do it. That doesn't do it. I hit nothing. Is it because the ball seat was off or were you doing it? No, he did it. But he didn't come down the inlay, though. I came through. You can go down the inlay. I remember rocking that no problem. Yeah, you can still do that. It is time, too. That could be. I was talking forever. Maybe it's because you were waiting on your first ball. That shouldn't matter either. No. I'm sorry. Do you want me to restart it? No. I'll still win. I know you will. You need to start ordering themed pizza though, and it'd be cool because it's National Pizza Day. You know what, I think we'll go eat some pizza tonight. We didn't know about National Pizza Day in time. By the time that pizza gets here we have to run off. What up, Crystal? How's it going to be tight with like a chunk? Woo! Uh... Woo! Tightens again. Man, sneezing is the worst. Roadshow, Roadshow, whoo! Committed a kill just for you buddy. And everyone else that voted for Roadshow. It was a tie, almost, between Twilight Zone, Roadshow, and Getaway, evenly. Evenly. Yeah. Take it! I gotta remember how to play this game. I think he's gonna play this one or two, and this thing is possessed by Satan, so... Uncle Carmy's asking what's going on with that meetup tonight. Stan said he's ready after taking a long bath. Oh, boy. We told him to take a bath in his favorite IPA to prepare for the antics. Yeah, tonight's going to be insane. Wow, that was not supposed to go. Yeah, this will get here. We'll keep you real good. Togus! Togus! Uh oh, I see the cost you. Whoever knows. Okay, put that in there. Hi! Can we please replace everything? Buffalo, what's up man? How'd the state finals go brother? You're looking at Indiana's We're looking at Indiana's state finals winner right here, Brad Smith, US. He has some gambling problems, so he's here to double or nothing. Whoa! You got it, though. On the way out. Oh, you nailed it. Yeah. Alright, let's see who's next. It's a beautiful dream. Kirsten, what's up, buddy? Crystal says congratulations, Brad. Bye, Crystal. Hey, you did it. I think I took a couple years off my life, but it was fine. The pressure. It was the final. You, Gavin. Jack thinks it's the third. I'm not even going to do this. It's awesome. It's a really, really nice. It's my first time. I'm 17. It's a really, really nice. It's a... My art is gone. It's been a game. It's terrifying. My art is gone. I was going to put you down right away and then just get it. I'm pretty bad at this game. I'm pretty bad at this game. That's pretty tough. I think I turned around a little bit. Yeah, I feel the pose on the bottom. That sucks man. Basically all the posts in the game are the same. I couldn't get enough of the tip bounce off of it. One extra tip bounce. Sunshine Longtermat, man, that's awesome. Um, okay. Lord Squeak, what's up, buddy? JD, my man, did you watch my stream recording? I gotta check it out, dude. I went to your stuff and I couldn't find the recording. I was looking for it. Blue Continental, we are playing the hooligans tonight. That is why Brad is here. At Emporium. At Emporium, with your car. On the labor of the squares. I want it. Hey, I got a t-shirt. I don't think a t-shirt does anything, but I'll take it. That's a $4 million t-shirt you got there. I got $60 million and I had a mega house bar. I love that dude who pops up with stuff. He knows what to do when he's in the shower. It's a little bit wider on the back of the players, so it just feels real nice. Yeah. I don't think Twitch alerts me when I get messages, so I'll just have to go check. Yo, just pee on me. Just pee on me and I'll check you out. Go for it, that's fine man. What did I miss? Uh oh, there's a chance folks. So you're saying there's a chance. Let me see the coveted Fierce Five here first. Even, okay, I just gotta play. 30 million isn't exactly a good deal. So we're saying I gotta play. Ooh, wax lips. Oh, here we go. Oh, here you go. I don't know if I can do this. Love you. They heard me. He's so the best. Hey, you're so... What did I say? He's a stone man. Uh-oh. Good win, bro. I'm sorry, I love you. The score is still terrible. Oh, baby. Were you joking on spit? Yeah. A big flip. I forget what to shoot here. The ramp? For the Mardi Gras? It doesn't really look as nice. Okay, stop. All shots. Just put the shot that you're going to get. Yeah, there we go. Super large. Come on, baby. Oh, Bart's later. Million Poodles. Oh, it works. Yeah, you're getting a little too sweet. You got a Patrick Swayze that time. Or whatever it's called. Looks like we got Zooli on the high score today. Hey, that's me! Oh yeah, it has a dealing headshot. I forgot about that. My man. That's your racist name, that's not similarly a name. I'll tell you later. Oh, you... Friday! Friday! Friday! So, does this game have a new wax? Uh, it's definitely waxed. Kind of clean. Um, but there aren't new balls in here, no. Oh, hey! Uh, don't mind if I do. I do! And do you have it set where... wait, is this the new code where it plays the whole song? After multiple? Yeah, once you get a GF9, it'll play the whole song. Well, I mean, they'll play the chorus, so it'll be playing the rest of the song. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Alright, we have zero clips for those of you playing at home. Let me set up the rules for the scoring here. So we got a Jack, we got a Brad. I can't take up the rear. Brad's taking up the rear. So two, Nick Vanish, and you're heard. Isn't waxing the playfield bad for the pinballs? Absolutely not. Who said that? Dearson. I mean, whoever said that is an experienced parker. Yeah, as someone that's, you know, in fact, I mean, I don't think there's a benefit, but it would might, it's possibly the exact opposite. You're putting a coat of wax on the game. Yeah, you're putting a coat of wax on the game, and the ball might be picking up a little wax, which would be, I guess, protecting the ball in some sort of shape or form. Basically, the thing is keeping the ball from grinding dirt into the game, you know? Yeah. No, man, it's, no, wax is all about health and everything. It doesn't make the game play crazy. Clear coating is better, though. Yeah. Well, I mean, they're all clear coating. Yeah. Some of them are poorly clear coated. Yeah. But you're going to put wax on this thing regardless. Yeah. It's just how you clean it. All right. So, arms first. Nick is second. Brett is third. Let's fire that thing up. Let's fire that thing up. Here we go, kids. So, can I drain that? I got nervous. You got spooked. I put my name on it. You did? Yeah. They're all reset, yeah. But the deal is, that's all right. Love you. Wow! That's it. That's how we use it. Nobody got my name on it. I see somebody get there. What's it called? Like, uh, uh, New World Super Party Day. Yeah, right. Toon Day! Cubesteaks. Basically, it works kind of like when we actually got a rule of your, you know, a Star Trek. Oh, yeah. Or your modes. Oh! Come on, Nick. Come on, Nick! Makes Miami even more busty if you ever want to be. Oh, God, yeah. Let's do it again. Dude, spinners. Spinner, spinner, spinner. Hey, it's yours! Groscho's bag. Economics, what's up man? Yeah, I think we have, uh, I think we, for people that like Groscho versus people that don't like Groscho, we're about, uh, 80-20. And it works. Yeah. It's a fun game. Yeah, it can be pretty grainy, especially when you're playing this. Ah, that white target! You were just throwing the target at those guys. At least it's high enough. There it is. Oh! Ooh, okay. You gotta give it a little love. You gotta give it a little push? No, not like that. Too late. Otherwise you can get an extra ball that isn't there. Yeah. No way, dude. We are not playing Crishtails next week. Also, there are very few modern pimpleweights. Like in the street spots. Hey, does anyone here want to buy a Maverick? I don't think so. Campbell? I'm buying pimpleweights right now. Excuse me. Maverick? No thanks. Maverick? No thanks. Is that a movie? It's based on a movie. So it's Sega or Baby East? Yeah. No! I like that. Oh god. Oh! Oh Maverick? Oh that's just not for me. Just knock him. Put that on the magnet. Matthew James. Thanks, thanks Matthew James. Keep up the game. I like this mic. It tilts. It's pretty nice. Uh, Gerritsen. Yeah, I played Zack Shark. pinball. And he showed me why he has been number one, isn't number three, because he can play forever. I did beat him on Ironman though. This doesn't really matter, but this is a good news. Oh god. Jaden, that World Cup is still here. We're not letting it go. But we probably have a super awesome special surprise for next week. We'll see. Super awesome special surprise. Super awesome special... Oh, nice. You should be able to take it off. Clipperoni. Clipperoni. Clear for Rudy! No for Ronnie. 8 million though. Listen, it's only money. That's one hell of a thing, better fly you around man. Ooh, whoops, throwing up. Either hole works. Either hole works. Brad Smith, 2015. Don't do that! Oh, I can do that. Why'd I do that? Okay. You're supposed to drink it before you do that. I'm always rolling, baby. You gotta make it work for a while. Kiss it! No. No. What?! Whoa! Oh! Yes, there you go. Aw, F you, dude. The game wasn't aware of you at the office. That was a good save, bro. That Iron Man at Jay's was brutal, but I heard that Wardrick got do or die on the eye melter? I think it was impossible to play. He was teasing up. He had sunglasses on? Um, no, but I should have. No, Jay, no, no, stop that. I was just testing the film. I didn't know. I heard it on the TV. That thing was breakdancing on its front leg. I got some money. Get on me. I got some money. Get on me. Uncle Carmy, that Metallica had zero Metallica songs on it. That Metallica was so fun. What was the song that you said, Cue the Band? I played Cue the Band and there was a band of boys and I busted some. I promise you guys if what is going to happen happens next week you going to be pleasantly surprised Wait Nick played his baller Yeah more more kind of Really need to figure out when the old Scoop Shop was in the scheme Yeah I had trouble finding that I think Senator Clifton has been blocking me. Give me that T-shirt, bro. You're kidding me. Oh my god. There's no ball set, kids. And I just screwed up. Oh, my God. Nick's already won. Yeah. Wait, what? Get out of here. Oh, my God. Yeah, what are you alluding to? Wow, man. I mean, we have another hotshot so we can do head to head hotshots. Double hotshots! You can actually link them together without playing. There you go. Jbran has a big shot, which is a simple hotshot, that he turns into a Slayer. Oh no! It's got pop flippers with flippers, which we'll see. You were winning and you tilted. Alright, how do I win this game? I'm going to win this game. Well, I bet you. Oh, not like that. Tilt-a-roo! Well, here's the thing. Come down the middle. Come down the mountain. Come down the mountain with your cane. With your cane. And then bail. Bail on it. Man, you know, I'm a little bummed that we can't show the... We'll get in tight with the team and get one winner. Oh, I know Scott really well. Yo. He's going to make sure that's what's slippery. All right, Internet. So three for Nick, three for Jack. I'm getting cold. Okay. Fred has a bit of nothing. But nothing. Just getting a feel for the game. Yeah, mine. Feel that, bro. Ripple that. Yeah, go on. Oh, shit. Oh, look at that. Why do I keep hitting this? It only gets you to 3v1s. This is kinda cool. Kinda reckless, but also spinners. It's pretty cool. And... Fibber Blurrs. Hey, you're there. That's like the most satisfying combo is the Fibber Blurr. The old left ramp, left ramp, right ramp blast hole. Great ramp blast hole. Great ramp blast hole. Nice save. Oh, your blast hole, dude. Got to do this to make sure. Yeah. There you go. Oh. Team stage. Woo! Give me that. Give me that nylon. Woo! $15 million. Hi-bye! $15 million. Hi-bye! Hey, Internet. Does Dean sound a lot louder than usual today? because I need to know. I need to know. I need to know. If the universe tells us I'm a bro, we need to know. Wow, $25 million to that. Wow. I felt. Sounds the same. Good to know. I felt like I needed it. Yeah, earlier than that. Seems about the same. It almost seems like the game was a lie if you didn't accidentally shoot me. That's the third time I've done that in a while. Can I drain this? Yeah. It's almost like it's hung up and it spends too much time in the posia. Rubber chip here is ours. I'm in. Casual resistance. Casual. I'm in. Casual resistance. Aw. Back in. That's not a big problem. Shooter bypass? What the hell does that mean? That's like the second energy still in the gas. It goes down that other in lane. There we go. Man that feels good. Even if the regular switch has to go down the other in lane. Oh, okay. That's what the other switch does. Oh, mama. Sweet. I ain't doing no 5x in this. Officer Steve Speed. All right. I got some decent money. I reckon it's not Nick Campbell money. But I'm not out of the race. Sometimes I can't play Miami. Oh, because you took Gator. Oh no. Oh yeah, oh no. Well I guess we just wait for Nick to show up. He likes to leave, he just won't play pinball. The saunter's up to the game. Saunter's coming through. I've been working on my saunter, it's one of my new year's resolutions. It was more like a half prance, half saunter. A pranter. Whoa. That's weird. There it is. Can I have a little something? One little bit of girlie please. Free money! Oh, okay, good. What's that for? Um, mute or a demo? I think it's just... Yes, Chewie, we, uh, we're trying something new so you can actually see what our hands are doing. And this way, if we ever play a game that has a button on the lock bar, you can see that as well. Yeah, dude, this is actually a Brad's roadshow. I didn't realize Gavin had a roadshow, but it wouldn't surprise me. Whoa. This one's not very nice because he's not a man. Early, early, early! That's where it's at, man. It's really early. It's about as early as you can hit it. You over get the uh, the blast, the first mana, and the whole doesn't work. Wow. That's what the... I was impossible, dude. You just have to really have time to do it. Two. Two. Woo! The biscuit. Oh, boy. Okay. Oh! I'm always rolling. Hey, I'm always rolling. I'm always rolling. Chated, no. Roadshow doesn't piss people off as much as like Iron Man or Fish Tales. I wouldn't be surprised if it happened though, because I haven't done any work with this game yet. Other than fixing it with these guys' rockets. Please train faster. I guess that's not fair. Between... Nope. So the top of the arm? Yeah, I'm just gonna start doing it back here. Sorry Rosie. I mean Red, I mean whatever your name is. Not Rosie. Pops almost picked me out. Pop a bitch's. Pop a moan's. Get in there. Thank you. I think the main difference between those games is that this one is a lot higher score. Oh my god, dude. That's got to be long. When you're working your butt off, you get like 15 million and you don't feel like you're going to find one. Right. I didn't recognize that. Eww. It can be done. It can be done. It can be done. It can be done. It's a power roll. If you get into a groove, it's that hard to score like a billion or so on this game. Oh, that was cute. Apparently it does work. Holy catfish. That was awesome. I don't know. I love that shot. Around Red's head? Yeah. What the heck was that? I'm always rolling. Rolling. Hey, there's a scoop shot. What? What? I need to know. What? What? What? Do you know who has the underneath one on the YouTube? No, isn't that Enrique and Tatiana? Oh, they're two different people? I think so. Is that the Enrique? They're both of Hispanic. Hello Drake Hispanic, woah... I need to know, I need to know... Alright, I got number two. Whoa! I got Amateur. Oh you got Super Tard. Okay. Kill it Nick. Okay, internet. Oh, two hearts, two hearts. Fall in. But, yeah man. Go Renato! Just, uh, multiple balls? Multiple balls. I don't see very fast, dude. Yeah, press across, do we? Don't please take him. Oh! That was a lot of bonus. No, that was a lot of bonus. We tried to kill one of them. If anything we took the tail power off. I'm gonna let this sit for a second kids. I'm sorry. Nick's not living up to his new year's resolution. I definitely tilt it in during practice. I'll take that thing. Yeah. Love you. Paint that side, girl. What's that? Fifteen? Fifteen million hot dogs. Fifteen million dollars for a hot dog. Mm-hmm. All right, it's about making dumb chops here. When you go to the light game, that Scott puts me in a ride with Ted is very useful. That's what, like, Bob's Burgers. Bob's Burgers? I can't believe I just missed that. Oh! Why does that happen to me? How do I do the... Oh, I've got to put it into... I can't do it now. Crazy girl. All right, yo. Oh, he's back. Friendship. Tractor Joey! Tractor Joey! I heard the streets in the room in the room right in front I heard like this part not this part the next yeah oh yeah that part they did not call the they didn't call no Oh, it's farting time! Is there a special button I can hit? Yes, if you hit the extra ball button, it'll be like a jackpot. Not enough. That does not work. When are you getting a color DMD for this? Never. Never. Okay. Man, my lucky ball is ready. Aw. Oh, you're that good. kids. Donate to us. Donate one sack of kids. Boom! Boom! Boom! Shots are rocking! Well, the Coney D. and G's are $400 for what? An aesthetic unit. They don't add much. Actually, the one for Judge Dredd is pretty awesome. That's the best one yet, but I never... Oh, that's a bull. I haven't seen that one. It's a bull. There's a bull there. A bull? Yeah, man. They got bulls. They got bulls over there? Bulls? What am I doing? Oh, no. I'm not a huge fan of them. Oh, bull. Uh-oh, internet. Wait, does that mean we want it? Wait, is that all creep? Oh, no. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Wait, is that vote three? Is that vote two or vote three? Oh, my. What is that? Uh-oh! New hot store! Today back! Claire's Carter! Claire's Carter! Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute, you better. Wait a minute. Nick has five, Jack has four. Pardon me, friend. I gotta put my name on this one. No. I'm just never looking at the story, so... You look at this blade, it's probably green. Yeah, right? Dude. Dude. Oh! Ladies. I know how to put that forward. What's the other one? Right. Don't be a stranger. You can buy another decent pin for $400. Decent. Fair quotes. All right, dude. One more person? Brad's not playing well. I don't want to embarrass him anymore. The new Simpsons pinball party color D&D with upscaling almost looks like a TV show. Yeah, the MC doesn't think it's worth 400 bucks. I could play every time Nick chokes drinking game, but I don't think my liver could handle that much. Folks, he made a promise to himself and others. He wasn't going to hand fist these machines anymore. The more push-ups he does, the more testosterone burns through his veins. We'll say if he ain't tilting, you're not right. He ain't tilting close. Great job. Great job. Great job. You can't have that in your main thing, too. Oh, really? It's not even the quickest form of movement. Ah, yeah. Because, you know, you walk up and steal the other guy's motorcycle. Yeah, I'm surprised they allowed that, because it doesn't seem fair. Yeah. And it boosts me, and also helps me, because I still have this motorcycle on the side. Nice. And that's what got my motorcycle on the side. I guess the idea was to play from home. Oh, no! Oh, you got danger on you. Just your phone is, like, set it up for you. Yeah. Wow! That was some long hair! You know what feels great? So, I got my shit-blast here. And the hair on top is really long. When I take a shower and I dry it, when it's like dangling over my ears, it feels like someone's like whispering into your ear. Yeah! Call me Jack! Call me Jack! Aw, damn it. That counts, right? Yeah. Nope. Aw, he's a ton of love. I think he's giving me an opening here for most of it. Yeah, no kidding, man. This is Brad's time to shine, folks. I tell you what, I'll pick up the scraps really fast. Pick up the scraps. Clean up the shit that's on the floor. I'm sure that's possible, but... Come on, ran open it. Do you like to cue people when you get a cell phone? Uh, yeah. Oh, you got both of these. Oh, the secret one? No, the blast thing. I think we just interrupted the... Wait, I forget what this used to do, Gary. I thought about it. Every switch is worth 1.7 million. I thought this was thinner, yeah, but it didn't look like this was really anything. Oh, I get it. Holy crap, that was some money. Pretty easy to get that moment to 200. Oh, boy! 194. I almost considered plunging the low-curses to see if I could get it. Drain. Oh, that's how I did it. I hit the bump while I was... Because if it tilts, that inserts the mode. Yeah. One of those random awards would be a tilt. Yeah, no. That would be, that would be cool. Maybe, uh, like a tilt warning lock or something. Yeah. Like on Dr. Dude, you get an extra tilt warning as a bonus. I need a couple of those right now. Well, it's just going to be trending with everybody else's tour, so... There you go. ...gives equal opportunity. If you're going to be the bad, you're going to be just the bad. Yeah. Could probably bring up a tilt-stop collar. Oh, yeah. Ooh, special. Oh, that's special. Okay. Okay. Yes! And there's a revolver. That's a tilt. Just a screw. Yes, it's a tilt. Waka waka. Waka. There's three waka. There's three waka. Get in there. What's that? Can you give me a... I think that's a snake. Waka waka, waka waka, flames! Something smells like a perm back here. Like a perm? They might be mean. Does that make sense? Do you even know what a perm smells like? Yeah. You're saying it smells like permacolor, right? My family owned a hair product company. I know what perm smells like. I'm saying, if you leave, come back in, it's going to smell like a little bit of a perm. The door is closing. Return to your homes. Oh, I can't believe one more. What do you mean? Rules go. I would say 20. Really? I would say the number five rules go. I might, I don't know, maybe that's Denver or something. I think it's Denver, yeah. You can't play Denver, it's pretty snout. Sell it all! Sell all of it! There it is! Friday! Vegas mistake. We're going to keep the arm. Oh boy. You love this, right? It was weird. Oh, not him again. Oh yes, the monster truck cab now. Whoa. So once you have the bull, you can't get out of the car. So lunch after the bowl bowl. That's it. Same way. I want a beer. Get a beer, man. You got a fridge bowl. All right, guys. Did everyone get, wait, did everyone get dinged about, have a beer while swapping NASCAR and study it every time and say, good job? I think so. This was ball two? Oh, good thing you hung on to that, you big dog. That's 60 million. Ding dong! What is that? It may be ball three if you ran out of the freaking cell. It may be the disc green in there. I'll be drinking this again. Good night. Yeah, the Salt Shakers were for Salt Lake City. That's not what I got. Salt Lake? Yeah, the Air Pressure. What happened? Um, I don't know. I'm trying to get a little quick. I'm good. I'm not having a good time. I love you baby. I'm foodie. Leave me a chance to like your video. Alright. Why? For a gamble. No house parties bro. Okay, thanks bro. I just want that muscle ball. my number. Oh, yeah. Yep. Oh! He called you. Ow! Oh! Skulls 666, thanks for the follow, buddy. That could have been louder. It was not. Skulls. I heard something. Apparently it was Skulls. Thank you, Skulls. So, you're saying there's a chance. That was awful, Internet. Could have been a contender. Could have been a Nintendo. Could have been a Nintendo. I think you need nine to get on with the main score. 900? Just miss those. Right, you used up all of those in your test. Yeah, I'm not a mojo. Pinball mojo is real close. Let's look it up, Google it. That last game, on that last ball, I had to step out and get some water, kind of like shaking it. Oh, really? Oh man that felt good I think I confused the game Alright here we go Come on, Munderdy! Oh, what? Nick, you son of a... Man! Nick! Man! You scared me by locking all those balls in. Good job. So not getting the multiball was what, scooch it? Yes. What happened? When I locked the ball up it said, watch out for kick out, and it came back out at the home plate. Home plate? It seems that candy is becoming a thing on foot. Lethal Fragment Syndicate has cooking channels. Will there be a death clip cooking show? Yeah, check this out. You want to make a Sierra Nevada? Take a Sierra Nevada and pour it into a Sierra Nevada. You know what? This is for Death Flip. This is for tonight, Death Flip. You know what? Let's start with Death Flip. I think this is just the daily score anyway. That was a real one. Oh, that was a real one? Oh, that was real? That was real? Alright, let's go again folks! Let's go to the world! Let's fire that thing up! Come on, guys, we got this, man. These games are going fast. Yeah. I think I missed the play when... BOOOOOOOM! I finally get spring break! And then I drain right away. Yeah, that's the money mode, man. I finally get spring break! Finally! Well, here's what you gotta do. You gotta skip the skill shot on ball one and get the pop-up burst. I did. I did it perfectly. I went up, it hit the pop-up burst, fell in. Got the skill shot, started Miami. It's exactly what you want to do. Diner's a food-related thing. There you go. Oh. Diner. So is Walking Dead. Walking Dad. So is... Waka Waka Dad. What other food items are there on the list? Junkyard? You got the super dog, you got the hot dog, it's a carnival. Oh yeah. All the cyclones and all that. Playboy. Playboy's got... I don't know what the food item is. I don't think there are food items. I just wanted to say Playboy. Did you see... Aw, dammit, I didn't hunt! I feel like Roller Coaster Tycoon has a similar effect. Yeah, they probably got like, chopped candy or some crap somewhere. I feel like I need a hug. Is that a home run? I heard a separate one, but I actually got one. That's awesome. I almost loved it, Adam. Simpsons has donuts, TNT has pizza. There you go, Skulls. Simpsons has precious stew. Burger time is not a pinball machine, but there should be one. Since there's donuts. What? Oh, wait. World Cup Soccer has a dog. That's a food in some cultures. Yeah, that's a pig. I bet Spire like doing that too. What I've done? They have a pig. They're the big wooden spoons. Good. No, you're going to run into that. Yeah, I wanted that. No! Yeah, Brad's about to run into something. The drink? No, it's not. Does medieval mages have food items? Like chickens? There's chickens in the catapult. Oh, my man. Oh, I guess there's chickens too. Uh, Rocho has a hot dog. I don't know if he says that already. Oh yeah, Fishtail. Fishtail. Claws Centaur. That guy is one very worst. He eats all his meat. Shakecracker has donuts. Huh. Nice thing about this is that Claws has a timer too, so like you can get way more out of it than you think you can. I know. What time does the timer go? Every time it goes into lock. Great load, dude. You just got 212 million on that. That's not good. Yeah, we can't let that drive through the screen. Twilight Zone has gumballs. There you go. Thanks. Good job, Petso. And all that flailing got my next color list. Toilet? Next toilet. Why the hell? Next toilet's the list. You need like a rolling, uh, like a, uh, tool chest. Whoa! What happened there? All the tools, all the pinball stuff, all the parts, they're all in the same area. Like a big sexy red trash can. Weird. Weird. They're like 150 bucks on you. Oh. NBA Fastbreak has pizza mode? Is that a knock-off? Go ahead and do that. We got a creature. Yeah, the snake part. Whoa boy. That's exactly what I planned that doing. It looked like it. Monster Bash has food in it. Come on, um... Merry Christmas? Yeah, I guess you're right. Dracula counts as you're a vampire. Yeah! Yeah! There's a fire. Oh, Brian. Oh, yeah, Lone Alley, Big Houston Brothers. That was exclusively about... That was only about proof. Nothing else. Only water. Pro tip for the stage footer. Uh-oh. Is he going to do it? Uh oh, is he gonna do it? Maybe he's just starting shareholder. This is why he's the champion of any game. You know what would be cool is getting great stairs, but that would be great. It's not as, you know, when it would be the first time here. Whoa. Aw, you got greedy, man. Well, it only works one time, and you have to shoot the target set for that. We got glue. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Uh, Got Bacon's, the, uh, Bow and Ellie game is actually pretty fun, man. It's neat that they're coming out with a new EM. Whoops. Yeah, that was funny. It's been in the pinball circuit forever. Like, maybe, like, four years. Yeah, we keep it for years and years and years. We've seen the Churros at the Midlands. Pinball at the Zoo they had it. Pinball at the Zoo was the one where the Churros was also going on. That was the main thing. People would wander in like you know the nerdy pinball. You want the guns over there. Oops. Yeah! That's funny! Hit the fuck wood! Aw, we're getting frickin' screwed. Get up there, you dirty... We're getting screwed right now! Oh, that's a bolt. Oh, that's help. Oh, that's help. Oh, that's help. Oh, that's up. I only got one. Oh, that's up. Oh, that's up. You got a big one? Nope, got an old ass one. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a nice one. Oh, no. Oh, that was a multi-tap. There you go. There you go. Three-four. Oh, that's cool. I hit it at the same time. Yeah, you hit the pepper in the track. The punch is broke. All right, baby. All right, baby. All right, baby. Tuesday! Tuesday! So, this almost here has a popcorn time, huh? Man, we're all looking stupid, so... The circus scene is actually starting to bust. Oh, Skulk, you have those big juicy melons behind you? Wait, who are you? Well, I was freaking... I don't even know what just happened. That might be his movie. Oh, big juicy melons. I like that. Captain Kax is all about this. Captain Kax is from America. For the people. This is the best vote, because you're trying to avoid the blasts on them so you don't kill everybody. You killed everybody! Oh, man, I'm gonna blow up! They're all done! You killed all the S-votes. They melt and their eyeballs stay. And then call. That dot animation is beautiful. Yeah, you gotta get that on the GIF or something. Yeah. How do we get that? Oh, Pinball Browser. Oh, the eight pips? I don't think the Pinball Browser works. No. Kul, how do you have a big juicy melon? Who are you? Do you know us? We probably know you. I love that game. Donate it! Donate it! That's the easiest one ever. Kul Kray. Throwing the dog out of that. Shoot in there. This is the wrong way. Wait a second. Wait a second. I'm going to throw it in there. I'm going to throw it in there. I'm going to throw it in there. I'm going to throw it in there. I'm going to throw it in there. I'm going to throw it in there. This is the wrong way to start the game. Where's the... What? This is the one that cuts off the diverter, that's right. This mode is big money too. So I'm getting like... I'm getting 15 million plus 10 million for my max bonus, so... To cut off the diverter in this mode, you can just rape that frickin' ramp. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you do? You can nail the left ramp all day. I'm a man. I'm a man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 20 million plus 10. 25 million. Next up. Still need it. The kids. Look at this. Fred, some of us have to play. Where's that going? Game? I don't know. What's the curve? It's all one billion. Oh, yeah. Nice. It's not that I'm excited. No, it looks good. It's very, very good stuff. How many times do I have to go through? Two, boys and girls. What, is it a T-P? Just in the moment where you can get a bunch of extra balls, because it gives you whatever's on the wheel. It keeps you in the spinner. Oh, that's great. I got flying maradas. I really like a year there, because that'll give me my next pity. Gold was at T.P. last month, but he didn't get the meat. Oh, close! Brother, come by the studio sometime and play pinball. Brad, good ball, buddy. I know. Look at this coach. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh, there's a little... Bill, ball one. Brad's on a roll. Ball one, Billy. And a ball one, Billy. I'm gonna guess my score is gonna be 1.2 billion. Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, what happened? That's the only time I'm having a good score on this game. I just blow up all one and then just kill two. So I'll just make this a Scottish People's Collection, too. Well, I got a ball save on the black zone. Oh yeah, the black zone was the place that you hit and it goes down to one, that one there. Oh, so you've got an awesome freaking collection here, brother. Did you see it dance? That was the ultimate dance. It just tip-toed. It just went... Outland. Outland. All right, so I only need a billion to catch up to Brad. Just one bill. One bill. Okay, it's not impossible. The goal is to keep the payday. It's to get to the West Coast and then lock bars. And like I said, it basically works like Kobayashi Maru. It scores your mole total. It's going to shoot the brakes. It's going to work. So if I get there, I'll get another two smalls for my hand. That feels so good. I have Carl Weathers. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. What's the best way to do this here? Is it pass and throw over? You hit a pretty good target, though. It is basically not going to work anything. Alright, screw it. I'm out! It's all about the thumb jab. Zach Sharp taught me that on Sportsnet. It's essential. How good is America's Most Pounded? I want to play that so badly. Yeah, I'd like to get my hands on that too. And you see him, Carl Beaver. Oh yeah. It'll be at MGC. The game's going to be at MGC. Please. Oh, get in there. Please, please. Man, the word brung. I knew I should have brung one more teacher. I'm not sure I say brung more often because it's the same. I should have brung it. I didn't. I should have. How about that stall? Oh, you fucking asshole! Oh my god! Oh, I wanted it. Damn it. Dude, that was beautiful. Alright. So I have the West Coast Lit now. Dude, you should have seen the stall I had. I had this upper baby clipper pinching the ball against the top, just holding it there. And I'm like, yo, who's got a flip right to the outside? Way down here? Yeah. Who's flipped to the side? It was like stuck right in between the rubber up there. Oh yeah. Ha ha! That's no good. And hold bonus too, that was a big deal. Oh. Yo, hold bonus. Oh my god. Does the ring have a six stack? Yeah, it holds a six stack. That's the only thing it holds is your bonus set. Gotcha. Because your bonus is a cumulative. Hold the bonus. Alright, so you see I let Lee skip. Whoa, what was that? Sorry. One point. Bling-a-bling for your blood. Please. Take it back, you little... So, it's going to be pretty unlikely that I don't get super fed. I want to see. This is the last moment. Whoa, look, you see. The robot's coming for us. And it comes to you. Back. Don't freak out. Here we go. Whoa, that's not a top. Here we go, Wizard Motown. There you go, you can almost see the capital face from the D&D when I read that draft. Oh my life. Hoppersloth wants to know what the main gimmick and selling point on this table is. I think it was buy-in, was the whole idea. It was one of the first games with buy-in. There you go. Whoa. Whoa, what happened? They just sank into the... They destroyed the world. You did so much construction. So now the ramps are going to score me by cities again. So the first ramps you guys were $212 million. Gosh beacons, any of the art coming out of Papadumstusa right now is coming from Texas and the trash world. There you go. Miami. B-12. Ohio. I don't really think he will play. I'm trying to blow this game up. Where did their ball at? I didn't know where they were at. So what do you do with his? I think he just opens. He doesn't do anything. Let's see. It might give me like another moment. He does talk. Seriously, okay, I'm right, I like another ball. Well folks, you're looking at the scissors right now. There it is! That was weird, some kind of bug in the game. That was the end of that. Everybody out! Now you get your free game at 1.5. That was special only, so... Uh, 2 bill. I just need a billion and then get another billion. I really, really want to play Miami again. Because I've got some pan lotion. Put this bill on your list for one TP. I think it doesn't actually matter. That thing only seems backhandable. I haven't been able to forehand that shot at all. I haven't been able to backhand it. Woo! Hey, he whopped it out. It's a real thing. It's all about air dynamics. Yeah, Brad Bilker Ball. Bill, Bill. I'm going to put the good stack. Oh, too early. Nice. You know what's going on. Hooray. Nice freaking shot. 43 million. One second. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. on the spinner rip. There you go. Bam. Shoot it. Oh my god. Is that... Oh my god. Oh god. Yo, that thirty... that thirty-nine million though. I'm working on it. I'm in Ohio, okay? Doing a break. That's the biggest... I'm gonna have to whack you guys. Even though I destroyed the world. Throw the world, get right back to it. Listen, meteors need construction too. Yancy, tell me you're freaking kidding me, I will slap you. Compare things to the pinball arcade, oh my god. Perhaps he doesn't know how to create a capital phase. I won't slap him up, I'm just kidding, you're lucky. I still feel like I'm going to lose this series, but I think I made a statement. Yeah, no kidding, dude. That's a big score. That's a big old score. Please facility of Chicago, thank you. I've never played pinball arcade since here. Fair. Well, I'm explaining because the wrong show isn't on pinball arcade. Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. And you're not missing much. And you're not missing much. Yeah. It's all about pinball while it's in the bag. The game is played so much easier. You can take a 20 minute jump, you know, to play anything on the ground. It's not like you're jumping longer than you should. Yeah, you're still there. You're late. The game is still going. How long is your poop? You son of a... Oh, that was off the tip of the baby. How? Off the tip of the baby. Off the tip of the baby flip. Alright, Ethan, Jill, JPW. What's up, Jason? Basically, victory laps. Jason, who took you out last night, Toby? Because I saw that young Joshua Henderson took the whole thing. Whoa, what happened there? Well, the ball came back, and then you came back. It must have ripped out. Oh, man. 43 million because I have a long way around. These blues. This is Zach beat Jason Wozniak 43. I don't know if this is fine. Oh, don't be like that bum. I really didn't want this. I'm gonna go with six. All papers please leave. Brad, this puts you on the board. And if I could give more points out, I would. Because holy crap. That's like five scores. I guess at this point I might as well do the risky strategy of trying to increase my gadpot before I actually take one. Because there is a restart on here. That didn't work too well. Whoa, beautiful. Nicely done. Illinois finals wait until 2 in the morning. We left at like 8 because we couldn't stick around any longer. Oh, he's stuck. Ohhhhhhh! That was good. Was that some dirty pool shit? I don't know if that's in this game or not. Yeah man, we were in the All-North State Finals and I had to play Zach Sharp right out of the gate. And he beat me 4-1. It was a pain in the ass. Should have gone for more defense. That's a real GC right there. Come on guys. Bias. Bias. Well, as the winner in the Deadbook Studios, you get to play first, my friend. That never gets old. I'll accept three credits, because you get to do three rounds. Alright. Leave it to the balls, boys. While I'm hot, I might as well do the same thing, right? Yep. While you're on the hot street, uh, pop a one. I got one. Oh, you're in Miami, aren't you? I got one in the warm top, and that was all I needed. Oh my, yeah, man, that is, yeah, yeah. Oh, red. I caught the edge of that U-turn on the way in, too. Nice. Oh, red. I love this mortise and broken Yeah, it's pretty busted Oh my god, dude Um, uh oh, um, um Oh, the truck That was Josh Bates and JPW, Jason Weirdrich. He is, I believe, number 20 in the world. Look him up. Ask for his autograph. Yeah, Jason, he took me on Star Trek. He took me on Star Trek. He took me on theater. I played Iron Man against him, and I beat Zack on a night ride. Pretty good. I was still decent in Miami. What did you get? Two and a half. Really? Is that high school? Is that grand? Yeah, that was G.C. I think the base G.C. is from G.C. Oh, I'm sorry. 19th place. Jason Wardrick everybody. He has a monster. Oh clean. Oh I love you. That doesn't really surprise me. The games you guys play. I think it's probably a problem. For who? Justin Jason's and his... That? Yeah. The Star Trek game man. That's a game I... I put a freaking score on that thing dude. You basically time up the modes. No, I mean the old one. Oh, the old one? Oh, the next generation? You just stay here and stuff, don't you? Oh, God, the trust did it and I shouldn't have. You place one of the modes and then you time them out. But you could also go for the spitter to the upper ramp combos. Yeah. Oh! Josh Bacon, it was an original Iron Man, but it was modified so that all the lights were purposefully blinding it. It had extra LEDs. Like, if you left markers... Hold on, hold on, hold on. Thank you. Woo! Got it. Hold on, I'm going to tell you all about it. Okay, here we go, here we go. The Trot! Looks like, yeah, that's what I thought it was. Looks like we have a... Yep. Looks like a big old jar of wicks. Your turn, buddy. Alright, you're up first. Cool. That was not what I wanted. Solid, solid, solid. Left tram strap. Okay. All right On the next roll simmer down There you go Uninstall Summerdown Here we go Oh that Doom now Give me a key. Give me a key. Give me a key drive. Make sure. You open it up a little bit. We're all tied up. Anyhoo, like I was saying, that Iron Man had extra LED strips all around it of different colors so that whenever a light would normally be blinking, this whole table was like one million lumens in your face just destroying your retinas. It was pretty fun. What did you end up on, baby? You have like 28 feet? You did pretty well, didn't you? Iron Man? Yeah. I don't remember. Yeah. It's more fun, man. What? I got bricked out of the... I got bricked out of the frickin'... That happened to me, too. ...bosshole. Bosshole. Bosshole. I looked away, and the ball was sitting on the footboard. Oh, wait a minute. I thought I got locked in. I think the ball was sitting on the footboard. Oh. Oh no. You didn't blast off the Sun Haters? Nah, I didn't wear any. Honestly, I didn't realize that the game was modified until, like, we started practicing, and I didn't know where my gear was. I guess we'll have to make that, like, 500 levels. It's easy to get the Super Wizard. Yancy, are you part of that whole pinball olympics crew? I'm a torpedo on the back drop. So are torpedoes on the back drop? Yes, torpedoes on the back drop. I'm a torpedo on the back drop. Oh, for speed, speed. I'm a big bad speeder. I'm a big bad speeder, too. I'm a big bad speeder, too. It's actually better when I'm on E-Metal. But not when I'm on 2-B. It's a long one. 3-B. I don't know if he bounces. Oh! Oh! Trepidation. That's up to me. I didn't know you were playing that whole clip. Oh, sorry. I'll talk when these come to play. No, you can play it. This is not when I got a hurry up going. It was a... It's your job to be talking. I don't mind. Keep on talking! Yeah! Uh, that's not right here. Okay. Probably means lock them up, folks. Not that, not that. Kill! Oh, shit. What? What? All of it. Kill the hair. I think I was first. Kill the hair. You was first. Red looks like she should have a mustache or something. Her upper lip is really What was that? Somebody call me. Call me and give me a little pinball. Stunned by a bee. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. What are you? I thought you were Biggie. Biggie's calling. What? I want to hang out with Biggie. Change the station. It's time to come. Or land it. So, here's the power to go. That was creepy. That could be good. That was good. That's not very good. That's not very good at all. I'm not going to play it like that. That ramp is a lot more forgiving than the games kind of thing. Yeah. I blinded Hakey on that Iron Man. Well done, Jason. I think that the only reason I beat Zach is because I chose to blind him on that Iron Man. Oh, no. Oh, no. Boom Chaka Boom Burst What the heck was that? I might have missed my tilt there Probably something Yeah, cool. Well done. I need three here. That's what I wanted. Oh, okay. Oh. Alright. Okay, let's not kill the people this time. Level up. Okay, what was that? That was beautiful. Go girls! That was like Bikini Girls. I'm gonna be grateful. Big blast? Will you guys be doing any tutorial streams? As a total noob here, it's fun to watch and learn things. You don't really explain the game, do you? game ever. We'd be more than happy to show you what we're doing. Hey, Denver. Oh my god. Definitely, yeah. The pop tutorials are on point. The thing is, when you watch Bowen teach you how to play Roadshow, or, I'm not sure there is a Roadshow one, but if you, like for instance, Dark Knight, Batman. He's like, here's how you get a billion points on this game. You understand the concept of how to do it, but you can't play like Bowen Carrots. You absolutely can't. If you watch like a Twilight Zone game or all this stuff, he shows you how to just annihilate the machine. You have the grasp of the theory in your head. But, you know, that doesn't translate well to like if you need to beat this guy. You know, it's all like, it's all just like a blow-up theory. That's what I want to do. two-player games, now you have to explain how you're going to beat my score. Right, here you go. I will explain how to beat 483 million with 65 million. First off, Ohio, sure, who cares? I'm going to skill shot it. That's either 5 or 10 million. I'm not sure if I got one yet. And then I'm just going to ramp out to start building up my bonus. And then probably rock the blade a little bit and get my multiball started. Right? Love you, love your show. immediately screwed up the entire thing. I'm going to let this bounce over because this is worth $35 million. So this one, if you combo it, you can get like three Fs of that value. Oh, yeah. You got 99s of it. Could have. Could have, should have, would have. And you hit the super secret stand-up target. It adds like 17 million to the value. Oh, really? So. What's ticking? You have a mystery award, whatever that's flashing. One of those is going to get you. So if you put it in the hole right now, you'll get a whole bonus, but the spinner will also get an opportunity. I got you. All of the rewards are pretty good, other than like specials. They're worth both of them. Oh, obviously. Sweet. And you'll get a whole bonus. Pretty much the best board. If it's like flipper skills and stuff you want to know, we'd be more than happy to show you guys some basics on this machine this week. I knew I should have brought more of one teacher. This game... Drop catch? It's got some weird bounces. It's a good drop catch, bro. It's one of those good games to practice your drop catch, but it comes out of that a lot. It varies things with drop catches. That's called a STB or shit the bed. It's called a slow ice. It's called a JD slow ice. This one's a little bit more forgiving to mist. And you got a whole bonus, so you're automatically at 30 mil. Now I got to beat 483. Now I have locks ready. I could also, I think I'm going to go through this. Here you go. Goss Bacon's, you said it truly. The worst thing to take away from those tutorials is that you have to play like Bowen, Which you don't. Nope. You're playing ice and playing on the fly with me pretty well. Yeah. If you, listen, I had an idea on something I wanted to try, and I clicked on it, but I might have another surprise for your kids. Try it tonight. See what happens. You ever come across the road, Sarah? I have to go to the bathroom. This game you're retiring all the different two in our game plan. Extra balls and things like that. So it would be like the black jazz is kind of dangerous. What in like, yeah, exactly. But not if you only need like 10 million pieces. But if you only need like a million files. Is that all three? Did it. See it. That's all three. So who won? Nick. Mine. Nine. Who else? Second was... Woo! Woo! Nicely done. Bonus game where you get blackout drunk and play Fist Kills. Man, if you want it, I'm telling you. You're going to... We're going to have to build some sort of like smoke... Uh, yeah, okay, I'm already drunk. We're gonna have to get you, like, a hook, and you can hang on it, so you don't fall over. Like a smart donate-to-kids filter, so I'm just like, this fucking game. Fucking. And it would have to be up. And I'd be in sort of, some sort of, like, baby Bjorn on Nick's chest, so that I don't fall over. You're like this kind of thing? I'm like this, I'm like, get up! Yo, you strong! There you go, today's high score, two and a half. Alright, so Nick's on. Here we go! I love watching Bowen play. Yeah, man, it's fun to watch him play. It's like he has a magnetic pole that he's driving the ball around. He doesn't miss. Let's nothing here, folks. Let's nothing here, folks. I'm always rolling, baby. Pimp! Yeah! Is that for Chicago? What was it? Ten-handed? Yeah, Chicago. Uh-oh. Half ramp. Ooh. Yeah. Whoa, that was a great... Oh, God, I've never seen that combo. That was amazing. Oh shit. Shit. Five million. Five million. 5 million? 5 mil won? Wow! Wow! 5 million! Oh, heck, he had the most. I hate this. That's too much. Well, Dallas Babies, we have a lot of people talking. I don't know. Maybe not. You're still wigging on a lot. You want to get a slip of this? You see it through there? Yeah, we both do the slot in the... Kooie D, I'm telling you, one of the days this week, we will teach you everything you need to know, flipper skill-wise, about pinball, that will translate everything. We'll do that on, like, Wednesday. This game is like a full package. You need to know how to stage flip, you need to know how to drop it. Oh yeah, you have stage flipping, live catching, drop catching, you have your bounce passes, we got everything on this game. I like doing the drop catch from the upper flipper to kind of guide it to like a lower flipper too, when you don't need the target. So there's a lot of cool stuff in this game. Okay. I don't know what I just did there. No. You know what? At least you knew it was perfectly down the middle on both sides. I was walking away like halfway through that ball. He was done. So Brad, if I'm a player just starting out, what would you suggest I do here? Oh, for modes, man. Modes all day. I mean, for like a super beginner, like, shooting up the middle is like the easiest thing you can do. Um, yeah. You're gonna get drained. So this game has a different mode for every city that you go to. Um, Ohio's a state. Why is that even on there? It has names on it. Um, so like New York. New York is all about hitting that blade in front of Ted's face. Which actually is not a safe shot at all. At all. But that's where you make all your money for New York. What a lot of people like to do is, they want to hit like a pop bumper, skip the skill shot, hit like a pop bumper so it moves it to Miami. Because it's either Miami or New York to start. Miami is all, that's like the most lucrative mode in this game, I would say. It's out of control. It is so good. You can get a lot of points on Albuquerque if you've got a lot of souvenirs you want to sell. Yeah. Denver, because you just shoot truth or up rep all day, basically. Yeah. Oh, Daz Bacon, you say that we talk too much? Is that what you're saying? It's probably just me talking too much. I've got a big mouth. I mean, you are ignoring points trying to like Randy, but it can be a risk. All right, so I did that wrong. So yeah, a lot of badness. Yeah, one of these nights where it's nice and quiet, I will go over all of your tip passes, in-lane passes, loop pass. There's not much of a loop pass here. You do have bounce passes or the dead flips, as they're also known. Blue Cardinale. Yeah, you guys talk about butts and beer and stuff. Listen, if you don't think pinball's about butts and beer, you're not playing pinball. Pinball's all butts and beer. Mostly butts. Mostly butts. Mmm. Mmm. Michael Jackson's trapped in a well. You're going to get that on accident. Oh, you're going for the Dizzy Ding Dong. Oh, you got it on a freaking inside job. Almost got it on the inside. That would have been double at least, I think. Pinball is all butts and beer. The new tagline for this extreme. So he's playing Atlanta? Yeah, he was trying to double it, and then when he would miss it and got a chance to put it on the left flipper, he'd shoot for it, but that's what it did. He just went back and forth. So you can double it by doing the left ramp combo that comes down the left in lane, and you can triple it by shooting the horseshoe, like mini-triple. Yeah, that's what I was going for. I went off the right ramp, and then I was trying for horseshoe into it. That would have been triple, right? Yeah, but if you'd like to fly... Sorry, go for it. You can like, fly in rocks before Atlanta and then get your 5X blast which is the first hole. Ahhh! And then... First hole is 5X and you can reach it right to the baby foot. And then you can get a 5X. Which is like 160 or something like that. Uh, Mayor, I don't think anyone caught the whole butt plunge thing. I did it bad. I did it really bad. It's a butt plunge. How many tilts? Jaden, my man! Keep track of the tilts. Who's the marshmallow face guy? That's just a smiley face. Yeah, we chose the different smiley faces. This one is like a robot smile. It's like a, like, speed pose. Oh, that's cute. This is the best way to play New York. Just ignore it and try and build up your bonus. Yeah, the New York mode is all about ignoring New York and just ramping out to build up your bonus. Because once you start comboing the ramps, that gives you your bonus multiplier that you resolve. I actually like visiting New York. Ah, cooey-dee, thanks man, you guys. I mean, I gotta say, Pop is very informative, but I think we're just more attractive. Nick is leading in kills. I'm not going to kill you. Oh, that was a slow roll. I've only wanted to see that. So I was over explaining and trying to explain something, and then just crumbling points. This time, I'm not going to talk at all. Except for first, I'm going to shoot for... Oh, I didn't even get my mode yet. So I'm going to hit a pop bumper, then get it into the start city event, hopefully get Miami, and watch all these scores get obliterated. Good. Pop bumper. One, two, three, four, five. There you go. Stay. Fall in. Oh, I love you. Oh. See, I don't know if it's hard to tell, but the moves are kind of corresponding by a certain color. And there's a space. The baby moves. This is not. Okay. Super easy shot from the left. So here's the deal. I have Miami, which is what I wanted. and the Miami is all about hitting stand-up targets to advance what a switch hit is worth. And you want to hit that spinner because it's just millions of points every time you hit it. Well, you guys, you got a wrong spinner. See what? Nobody can tell what you're doing. Yeah, right. That's how he disappeared. He's banging his head off the floor. Oh, that was flapping push-ups. I mean, I did three of them, you won't. You blew it! Yeah. I blew it. You get a horse's cookie with those chopsticks? Crystal, coming up with the corkiest thing. Chopsticks! Picture plate? Yeah, I'll take it. I don't know what that does. Who's a cow? That's probably like Butte or something. Well, here's the deal, Internet. Wait, does it stay in Miami when I call? Yeah. Oh. You still got ass. You're... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE So he's going to have to eat it? YAY! Ah, here's the good one. Dead Flip's only kryptonite is the old over explain. Fudge. That fudge right there. Ugh. But I will tell you, Internet. Miami's ready for me, so if I give him a skillshot, I can shoot right up his dick! Here you go, kid! 165 is not safe with him, so I'm just gonna have to give him a kick. Let's do this! Everybody, um, get your games ready. Alright, hey, can we get into like, two games you don't care at, or two games you don't want at all? It's like, you know, you don't know. Come on, hey, hey, hey. That was interesting. I'll play some, uh, I'll play some, uh, some, uh, some, uh, Avatar. Avatar? Wait, is there some on your team? Yeah. Okay. I think. Uh oh. That only gives you miles. Oh my god. You're doing great, by the way. Hey fellas, I'm off with Delilah. Good luck tonight, and I'll see you tomorrow. Crystal, kill him tonight! I don't know who you play, but I'm sure you're gonna destroy him on that one ACDC premium... No, pro team. Bye, Crystal! You still won. Kill, kill, kill! You won by 10 of these. None of those stars are safe, though. Your mama. Your mama's so fun. I'll go by statistics. He's probably going to mess up. Yo, yo, truth. Uh-oh, look it. He's got it. Yo, truth. You got to play it really well and get some more believe. So far, we're not going so far. There you go. That's a really good shot. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh, I want the spinner. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. The trust! Into the trigger! Take over! I guess that timer takes a long time to time out. So I am not buying that. I screwed up kids. But that's fine. You know, I screwed up the whole game. Whoa! Yeah, that looked good. It's all good. There's a pin. For a thousand pins. Take it. Maybe for a thousand. Points is points. I'm gonna start stealing from those fuchsia. Oh boy. Let's just go. Get in the way of this burger. Moira. Early! That was Lonnie. Oh, 15 million. Okay. Okay. You're done. I'm done. We work for the win. Officer, speed, speed. That's just doable. I'm going to take this. I believe you. Got a chance. Change the station. Change the station. Never stick a sproi there. Is there other secondary things to hit? Do you get normal rants in the end? No, it's just the the secret stand-up works one time. It's all there too. Take my shoes! Take my shoes! I don't know if this will last some more sex time. Whoa, that's pretty good. Yeah, it's good. Swing-a-ding-dang. Swing-a-dang-dong-dong. Ooh, all the way back. I had a big shock through the pop markers and into the lock. I don't know how it happens, but it happens. So, kids, that's a run show, I guess. I mean, nothing's really safe on this game because you can get some points on there. Nice win, bro. If you get that five-way time order, it's like dialed in, you can crush this game. High five. High five. High five. High five. Don't be strange. Don't be strange. I'm just slowly creeping my way up. All right, what do we got here? What do we got here? Negative zero? Oh, gosh. I got a zero. Well, maybe not. All right. All right. Let's go. I'm liking this. I'm last. I'll be right back. I'm last. Janos Kiss Beacons, you're just at work watching this? Do you not have internet at home? Because you should. Only for this tree. Squip! Squip! Alright, so we want Miami again. Hold on. Cancel paint. Oh. I've got to call that ding-dong. Sounds like I don't want to paint with him anymore. Don't call in, please. I love you. Okay, here we go. We want a pop-bump car. Oh, you surely have to be kidding me. Okay, we're still good. I need to hit an orange target? That's orange, right? No, only the one on the other side. Oh, farts. We got a radio cover. Oh, farts. Wait, that's by... You lost something. You lost the after points. My life. All right, we're skipping the mode for a moment because I'm not sure what the hell I'm doing. Crap, New York. All right, we're just going to ignore it.