Oh The internet the internet so damn great it's the internet Balloon. What is up, everybody? I'm just going to let that screen sit there for a little bit, listen to some radical music, and we'll turn the cameras on in about four minutes. Tommy the Radical. Hey, how's the sound? Can you hear me and the music? is the music too loud? Because I feel like music might be a little loud. All sound good? Hell yeah! Good to know. Thanks, everybody. Gene, what's up, buddy? GeneX, everyone. Photographer, Orange. Man, so English is escaping me right now. I've been on that frickin' motorcycle for so long this morning, I can't even think anymore. Escape or die. We need a bus. Bus. Extra bus, please. I would like some extra bucks. Put the bucks back. Oh, yeah, Gene, I was just saying, what's up, and telling everyone that you're that orange photographer that takes a lot of really awesome pinball. Oh, guys, you're going to love this. Holy crap. He said, you da man! I said, you da man. I really did. Rad. Game over, man! Bummer! Bummer! Um, something to be aware of is this game. This is one of Gavin's babies. This was in his living room forever. And if you've ever played a Gavin game, you know that he likes to leave a lot of the lights as they are, but anything that flashes in your face, he puts the brightest LED to blind you. And it just adds another complexity to the game, I guess. A big pain in the butt complexity. I'll be drinking Coors Light today. but not too many because I got a tournament to go to. Tonight, folks, is the finals of the Pinball Chicago Tournament League nonsense that we've all been battling in for months. And the finals are the same as they've been for the past three seasons. It's us against the Hooligans. And it's going to be fun. It's going to be brutal. there's going to be blood there's a lot of great beers at this bar it's at headquarters but it's at the headquarters in River North if you're familiar with Chicago it's pretty cool Cooey yes dad beer Coors is a dad beer you are correct the camera seems a little warm little little warm does this fix it Man, it's the same. Who cares? What the hell's going on, everyone? Oh, we're going to win. We're going to win. Definitely. We got to go back and talk around. I'll stop by at some point. Yeah, man. Todd, come on by, man. That's going to be great. So how was everyone's weekend? Do anything crazy, stupid, fun, drunk, not drunk, other things that people do? Did you skateboard? All radical style? I did a lot of nothing. I did a lot of nothing, then early this morning I went and got a new motorcycle, which felt pretty good. A much bigger, much sexier, much louder Harley Davidson Road King with about eight hangers up past my shoulders. Oh, it's a monster. Or Squeak ate a banana. Oh, okay. Buffalo Pinball, stoked for this game tonight. Radical! Thanks for coming, buddy. Done. Oh, you beat Bloodborne? That game looked fun, dude. I watched a couple people playing that on Twitch when it first came out. I haven't played a good council game in a good long time. Celebrated my boss's and mine's birthday. Rendered out a classic underground arcade. Dude, DOS Wakens, that's awesome, man. Well, good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day one on Bally Williams Radical. This game came out in 1990-ish. 1990? I'm going to say 1990. It says 1990 on the play field, so screw it. Design and concept by Dan Langelui. Louis? Langelui? It seems French. You know? It's a fun game. It's a super fun game. The call-outs are great, the shots are remarkable, and this is one of the cleanest Radicals you're going to see in a very long time. This Radical is cleaner than the one I played at Papa. It's a lot cleaner than the one that I played at Logan Arcade. The ramps are still see-through, which is remarkable. Radical, September 1990, hell yeah, that's it. this was in the B bank, the B division bank at Papa and I was murdering fools on this game and I had no idea what I was doing but I slowly learned that like there's just some games where your hands feel comfortable making shots and this is one of those games for me my hands know where these shots are well since I say that obviously I'm not going to make any of the shots but yeah it's a 90's themed skateboarding pin And this game lived in Gavin of Gavin's Game Service, the gentleman who drops off a lot of games here. This lived in his living room for a very long time. It's his baby. It has custom legs that match the sides of the cabinet. It's just clean as a whistle. The music is great, and it's going to be great. Tonight is just going to be me, Jack D'Andrea. Nice to meet you. If you're new to the stream, thanks for coming. I don't flex a lot, but I do say gnarly a lot for some reason. Nick Campbell is probably going to join us. And then I believe at some point we have to rush off to our finals for the Pinball Chicago League. So stay tuned. And we will do our best to show you what we know, which might not be the entirety of the game, but we know how to blow it up at least. To a degree. Regardless. All anonymous, what's up, buddy? What's your top score? My top score, I believe, was about 15 or 16, which is only halfway to getting on the board because Gavin's scores are all like 33, 39, blah, blah, blah. Is pinball a sport? Doc Brown, pinball is a sport. One, it's physical. Two, it's tangible. Three, it has a ball. Sports, right? Nick Campbell, everybody. Yo, they were asking if pinball's a sport. And I was saying, it's physical, it's tangible, and it has a ball. What else do you need? If I just said those three things to you, you'd be like, oh, you're describing a sport. If ping pong's a sport. Ping pong's a great sport. It's in the Olympics, man. Ping pong. This. This table over here. Well, here's the thing. Are you feeling radical? I feel beyond radical. Do you want to play a little rattle battle? Rattle the battle? Rattle the battle. Rattle the battle. Well, let me switch over the cameras. Nick, how did you get here? Do you want to ride? On the back of your new motorcycle? I'm so stoked. I rode my bike cycle. Okay, that's fun. I've got to render some shit. Stop. So you know the kids. Render? So you know the kids. And then, um, but I figured I'd come in and play your first game with you. You haven't played yet? I'm about to start as soon as I click this. All right, load us up. Ready? Hi, Internet. So, Internet, this is Nick. This is Nick. Nick knows a lot about the Internet. This is Radical. I don't know anything about the Internet. Timball recognizes an official support. Yeah, indeed. Call him, Nick. Call him, Nick. Well, you can... That's okay. I can't do the thumb thing like you do. You're right, you're right, you're right. Don't hurt yourself. Still got the fake letter. Still got the letter. So have you talked about the rules about this thing? No, I haven't yet. So the rules are to spell radical, which you can see are splashing, R-A-D-I-C-L-E. The green arrows spell radical. I already have I, it'll spot you a letter if you get it up the ramps, the side ramps. Also that lights the one million shot up here. Yep. Also, once you spell radical, you gotta hit this or one of these upper shots to lock it here. Once you do that, you gotta do it twice to lock your second ball. Once you get the second one, then you start your multiball, and then we'll talk about that later. Yo, man. Yo, I'm feeling radical. There is a kickback in the left out lane on this game. Man, I drank a lot of coffee today. I'm already, like, seeing sideways. Get over there. Oh, that's a million. Million? That's a million. So I never, ever, ever, no matter how many times I play this, anticipate that ball coming out of there. It always surprises me. So there's a radical out-lane on this on the right-hand side. The outlane and the inlane are both open and you just have to drive the ball into the inlane if you can. But more often than not, less than one in the outlane. It's a tough shot. Tailslider, you can keep looping for a while. For 100,000 points, yeah. Oh, a little late, folks. We keep our games pretty tough. I don't know if we've adjusted this game. We haven't adjusted it, but the tilt's pretty okay. This outlane makes this game so hard already. I have two more left. I have the C and the A you can see here. This left ramp here is so much fun when you hit it. It's pretty fun. Sometimes it ends where like... Oh dude, it's so good. Oh! And it's late. It's late, y'all. It's stupid late. How gnarly is this 1-10? I'll give this a 9.5. This is bitchin'. Oh! See? Now there was my problem. I couldn't do it because I didn't hold the foot drop. Oh boy. Whoa, fumble-ina. Good start, bro. No. Good start, homie. You got a tail flyer. Why are we getting a Tony Hawk Pro Skater boot? Is that a thing? Oh, came out fast. Fudge! If you wanna fudge, if you wanna fudge. Now the percentage is 10.5. Fudge, you fudge, you fudge, fudge. Nope, not hard enough. It didn't hit your spot, and you got that. That didn't give it to me. Did that count though? No. Ding dong. Love you. What did you call me? Big blade. Also, whenever you hit the spinner on this game, you're going to get a little bit of a kick. You're going to get a little bit of a kick. You're going to get a little bit of a kick. Also, whenever you hit the spinner on this game, it's a guitar solo. Yeah. Spinner. And each spin continues the guitar solo. It's like, each spin is a guitar note. Yeah. And then as you hit it, it's like... Good feedback, guys. Love your show. Skaterdive. Uncle Carmy, welcome back, brother. All right, he's got Skaterdive. Skaterdive. Skaterdive. Skaterdive. Skaterdive. Skaterdive. Skaterdive. Skaterdive. I believe it's the millions. Nope, skid or dive, your first lock. Then you gotta lock two balls and then you get to the multiball. This is really late over here. So I've been having issues with that, air balling. Sometimes if you airball it and it falls in that way, It'll give you the lock. Lock it, yeah. Nice. Lock it up. So that's one. Now you just got to do it again. You got to repeat that whole thing to do your second lock. Still radical again. Yep. I told them about the seizure-inducing flash. God, I got to fix that. That's going to bust my hand. Yes. I'm not going to do that anymore. Good ball's a ball. I'm going to do it like this. It didn't work. Alright, so extra balls with it. Are extra balls on? I guess so. Unless that points. Absolutely we can turn it off. Oh, extra balls in the out lane too. Oh, there you go. Cowabunga. Nailed it. There you go. Got it. Maybe millions. Here we go. Yes, sir. What the fuck is this? Alright, so it gives you a random chance of getting some millions here and you have to keep the balls alive the balls will rise and get it up that left rim. Well, die it is. I think you get a little grace. You do have a little grace period. That I am not utilizing. No, no good. That's tough. That was so close. It gave me the opportunity. Oh, the Vinter guitars are the ones, man. Oh, I had that. Screech. Screech. Or a dog. Nailed it. I think Nicky took that one. Took it. Alright, let's turn off the extra ball. Oh, extra ball, sorry. Uh oh, plunge. Can you do it with a plunge? Chicago style. Yes sir. I think he did it. Yeah. Go. 70. Oh, you fucking did it with a... Don't make it clear. Man, we gotta turn off the extra ball. Just to bring you back to the day of the 13th third. I miss Squiffy, but this is radical. I agree. Donate what to kids? Bad language? Crazy bananas. Yes. I like that there is no stupid sound whenever you go into the menu. Extra Balls, 53. Australia, 15. What? What? These are just audits. Yes, these are audits. How do I get in? Get out of the audit. Player one game is 155 in Australia. I actually don't know this system as well. Oh, it's a...so back out. There is no back out. There's only three buttons. All right, keep going. You're killing it. C is audits. These are audits. ID. Here we go. Okay. Domestic level. Radical level. Clear audits. Install factory. Nah. I'm going backwards. Why? Yeah. What did I just do? You pick a direction whether or not that thing's pushed in. Doc Brown says, oh no, Valley Alpha menus. Take out the manual. Yeah, I don't actually know how to do this. So, all I'm on of it says, keep going left, hit the middle button in. Yeah, I went through them all, but, and there's, there's, there's extra ball. There's no settings. It's just giving me the audit. Okay, so we're going through audits. We get all the way through audits. Then we should get some ID ads. Here we go. Replay levels. Replay award. Wait, did I miss it? Auto replay. Replay award, special award, match feature, balls per game three, tilt warning three, maximum extra balls. How to change. Do you have to push something in? Go back. Is there like a pushing start button? Oh my gosh. Man. Wow. You missed it. Just kick it. Okay, tilt warning, maximum credit. Yeah, I think we're good, man. I just want to see if there's a tournament mode for that. I don't want to... Oh, there is a tournament mode for the millions. For the millions. Yeah. So we all get the same millions. Is there? Yep, definitely. Easy million, yes. Yes. Spot the tour lane. Yes. Hello, bitch. Hold on, where's my phone? Okay, hold on. Oh my god, dude. Okay, sorry, we're... Allow bitchin'. Wait, is bitchin' a swear? I don't know, man. Wait, if you said bitchin', would you say donate to kids after? No, because you can say bitch on TV. Okay. Easy extra ball. Uh, that's a no. I mean, there are no extra balls, right? Okay. Right. Vertical extra... Whatever. Oh, there's no extra balls. Bitch, whatever. Instagram Easy Mega Millions? I think we want all this stuff. You do want Easy Mega Millions? The thing we need to change is those are off. No, Mega Millions was the thing. Yeah, but we need to change it to I think that was it, dude. I think it's the Mega Millions. Not used? Yeah, I think it's because Mega Millions Start by Oh it's just yes or no Fuck Yeah I'd say leave it for now While we're streaming And then we'll ask Gavin Before the tournament Okay I mean it's kind of fun Like some people get ten Yeah Some people get three Keep fishing on Not used Install Novelty Install novelty Alright I think we're good Install add a ball I think we're good Install extra easy easy, medium, hard. I just want to turn them up. I think we did it. Sorry, internet. Okay, we're back. Now, this is actually I don't know I think we just have to loop back around. Here we go. Yeah, you did it. You did something. You did something. Show me. Going down. Nice win. You, extra ball. Mother... You mother extra baller. Oh, you're gonna hurt yourself, dude. Oh, you... You're up there. You're a wonderful drop. Keep bitching in the kitchen. Wooo! All day! You have a great bird. Oh, jeez. That was a nice bird. Ah! What? Yo, I felt real good about that. Ow! My finger... my bingo cake. Play it, play it girl. It is one of the most 90's games I've ever played. Maybe Robo Top. Is that 80's? Um, I honestly don't know. No! Man, unfortunate drain effects. Skidding in the 70's it almost hurts. Okay, so here's the thing. Skid or die if I ramp it, right? Mm-hmm. Or die. You've done it. Got it! I knew that worked! Or... Boo, hard body would be pretty fun too. Uh-oh. Uh, Lion Man. Oh gosh. Do not apologize for Lion Man because Lion Man. Also told the dinner net that we have a tournament to go to and they're rooting for us. Aww! Hey dinner net! Whoa! You got a million for hitting that target. Got the easy metal. Oh! Jeez! Snake rub? Snake rub? Up! Up! You can backhand man! Good! Dude, all-time! Up! Get up there! No! Oh, big run's over. Towards the front. No. You're a... It's the best thing you can do. Oh, 100,000. 100,000. Whoa! Nice, Mel. Oh, it's such a dirty one, I'll try this one. Oh, come on, cleaners! That's what the QB serves. I'm expecting to see some mud in the floor. Ready? Here we go! Come on, 10 million! It's 10, bro! Yeah, baby, what are you talking about, dude? Yo, here we go. So I'm gonna seize it off our flipper so I can get to it. Drop it. Oh, gross. Then, I'm gonna hope it comes down. Alright, seize Reno. Nope. The colors are on point. Neon green and neon pink? Hell yeah. Don't get much more radicals than that. Oh my god, that was 10 million! You had a full 10? Yeah! I didn't want to say it, I didn't want to jinx it. Well you jinxed it. There's another milli. Got that shot. No, that wasn't a milli. That was just radicals. That wasn't a milli. That was just radical. Alright, so let's... It's not easily dangerous, yeah. It's not easily backhandable. Handabubble. Backhandabubble. Roller games is fun, too. Rock, rock, rock, roller games. Welcome to the internet, folks. We know it all. We know what we're doing. If there's singing involved, we know what we're doing. Sheesh. The place you want to reach is right here. We'll bring back the people eating food for lower thirds once we adjust the settings. Whoa. You got another melee. I got the snake run. Now I know what it is. It's the upper shot? It's behind the drop line. I didn't know that one. Yes. That was... Oof. Owie. I saw that. That was like a weird baby clip or something. I thought it was like I trusted it. See, how are you not hitting the bottom of that clicker? And I hitting it every time It on scale probably Oh that makes me speak better Can I spell square words I think if you spell square words square words I had a lot of coffee today. How many square words did you have? I... don't know... If I'll be alive for much longer? Well, that's a lot of coffee you had then. It's a lot. 3, 4, just one. Nailed it. Oh. Pimp. Pimp. Hopping around. Uh-oh. I did it. Nailed it. Totally gnarly. Totally gnarly. Totally. I don't know. Skill? How? I don't know. Good. Sometimes, you just can't be caught, you know? Oh, gosh. There you go. Good, you're wrong. Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh! You spell swear word, you have to spell donate to kids? Oh, God. Too many words! Oh, that's hard. Okay. I don't know. Here's how I do it. Oh, no! Yeah, you spell swear word Look! That's how I did it, dude! Soap! I don't want to do it. You son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! Alright. Nope, never that again. That is so dangerous. Dude, you got a score going. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! No! That's a general look like it wants to come around. Ugh, so late on the flippings. Donate to kids. Who gives a donate to kids? Late. Oh! It's like Shad's late. Oh my god, it's so terrifying. Now, I don't think the Killsworth needle. Nice play, John. Come on, give me ten. Give me ten, baby. It's hard to follow the ball on this play field. Money. We could probably lighten those guys. Okay, four, three, two, one. Shaq attack? No way. Shaq attack. Okay, folks, this left ramp is currently worth 10 million points. 10 million? Oh! Got it! You got the 10 mil? Um, catching up is not going to be fun. By the way, getting on the board is 33. Do you really like that? I don't know. I think I have to respel Raddick. Does anyone know what to do now? Respell Radical, Jump Target? Yeah, Respell Radical, yeah. Going for it. You know it's serious if there's a ladder involved. I got that ladder out for you. Yo, Hercules Ladders. Radical! Radical! Radical! Oh! Now, do I get progress? I guess I do. Fogwad! Shoot it. You're out. You're running out of time, man. Got it. Get in there. There's a middle. What is happening? With the 27... 21. JD's got a hill to climb. See! Hold on. You got your ball back because you didn't flip anything. Nope. I can't make it work. There you go. Not happy. Not happy. Silly, silly. Nope. That doesn't even work. It just hurts. I don't know how you're finding that. Here's what I do. I do that. Are you doing full back? Yeah. I'm doing it too and it's hitting the fucking buster. Don't hate the kids. Here's how we do it. This is a tiebreaker. Oh, one game? Hold on. I don't get it. No! Oh, the spine doesn't add up. The physics weren't there. Oh, the setup on that one! It just made it happen. This is crazy. Oh! I was in the drain, folks. Just like that. I love this game. Gavin, you're a smart guy. You watch. He's going to try to, like, pawn the thing off on us. Again. Oh, I got it. It's a lever. When it gets glowing, man. Look, you made it all the way up. Yeah, after, like, an hour. Yo, mama. Love you. Stay alive. Stay on the vert. Why? Why did I do that? Peanut butter jelly pizza. Saw it on... Peanut butter jelly pizza. Yeah, I guess I'm happy, Justin. I wonder if that works for the million also. Wow! Holy cow! Dig or lose! Go! You creep! Take it! This is... ...the end of the night! It should be, cause he's got a game to play! Sorry, man. I'm pumped, man. Smelled it. I'm ready. Smelled it. I drank so much coffee for you in the scheme. Thanks. Thanks, coffee. Thanks. Thanks, coffee. Ooh. Yo, get off of my job. Isn't that what 90s people say? Yo. No backhand? Oh! You got really... Lamar. You got Lamar. You got my Lamar. You got... You got Derek. Derek Lamar. I got Lamar. He's a rapper artist, right? Derek Lamar? Yeah, Ridicula Mar. Oh, Derek. Blue Cross and River, what's up, buddy? Hey, Blue! We missed you all last week. Oh my gosh, it's all baby clips all the way from the top to the bottom folks. Oh! Wait! What? I don't understand the physics on that, but it's pretty clear. I hope you do not understand the physics. Whiz-wax. Whoa. Whoa, wraparound. Oh. Okay. Whoa! Eww! D-Bro. Hit that D-Bro. Don't hurt yourself. Right now you just have rage. Oh I have it. I have it. Stop. Stop. Is that a good one? Yeah. Is that multiple? I guess. Alright, what do we got? Uh, purple batteries are because you give Twitch ten dollars a month to not be added. This game's gonna make me want to own a keycard. It's gonna make you want to own a keycard. Yes it is. Alright, so there's another thing. Yep, backhand stage. Flipperino. Backhand up with the stage, like, click it. God, you gotta drop that so fast. No. No. No. No way! Yep. Yep. If you got this game on loan, would that make it a free radical? Wah wah. Yes, this is a free radical. So now what? Like, phone radicals. You have an R. Now you have a C. Now you have a million. You got R, I, C. Oh, that was the move. Oh! Oh! Whoa, drop it on time. Snake run 30 frames. Oh, you got it. We got snakered by Kogian here. Mega Millions! Mega Millions. No, nothing's happening. Literally, you just gotta get it back in there. Oh, I think it's too tight! I think that... You hit this, man. What's the game from the tournament tonight? There's a lot of them, folks. Too many to list, actually. You're trying to backhand it in there? Fuck. What does that mean? I'm trying to separate them, but I can't. Or what? Or what? Okay, okay, wait. I can't, because the board is in the way. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't, cause the flipper's, it's in the way. Yeah, the flipper's up. I gotta go up, top. Oh! That would've been sexy. Oh! Yeah, you gotta go up, dog. What's up, dog? What's up, dog? Oh, shit. That was so much work! That was so much work! I love this game. Eww! Or... or... death. Die! Too late. Donate kids. Or... Set up Dine-a-Mine. Yes it is. Uh, I think it's missing a T-Rod though. I like that the internet still happens. Totally gnarly. Totally gnarly. Uh oh! I think it's, um, karma. Carp. Pop-up for the head-kick turn was two. And then you have a separate joke. Gnarly ball, man. Holy rad, Jeterinos. Pinball Joe! What's up, buddy? Hey, Pinball! Hello! Nailed it. You didn't even know he was dying. Uh oh. Your mama, your mama, your mama. Take them. Ten. Oh, I'll take it. Oh, God. That's enough. Yes! Oh no! No! The ketchup is real! Eat the ketchup! That's enough! That is enough! Oh! Oh! No! Not enough! That might help. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That might help. Uh-oh. About a million, uh-oh. I'm winning! That'll do it! That'll do, pig. That'll do. Oh, you fucked it! Yo, WWE's gone, my man. Oh my god. It works. What is that? Alright, well... I did it, I did it. I'm a player. Oh, God. I played. I wish I could play, Alex. I wish I could play, that was fun. Oh, man. Alright. Alright, you got me. You got me. You got me, Evan. What's the price? What's the price? Three dollars. That's a fun game. Well I think it's free as long as it's here. We're all going to witness a murder. Don't do it Nick. Oh man, that was fun. You ready? No, I gotta go. Alright, have fun. I mean, I'm going to do that game, but you can practice a little bit. Oh, fuck you. Donate kids. No, you won't. Dress up in 90's clothes this week? Yes. Yeah, that's our... What's our, um, dress up date? We can do it Friday. Friday? I have an outfit for you guys. I'm bringing my sander pack. Yeah, I got some stuff. Okay. Now let's beat the frickin' scores on this damn thing. So because...hold on. Check the tilt on this one. I mean, it's in there. Oh! That's why I'm cuddling you! Hold on. That's like one of those circular keys. The tilt doesn't work at all. All right, the tilt is dirty. The tilt is dirty. It works, but it's dirty. So, let's just do it. To J.D. Me and 34 other people. Thanks for coming, Internet. Nick beat the shit out of me with that cardboard. Don't hit the kids. Oh yeah, we gotta take a little cleaning pad to the inside of the ring. So that's something we gotta work on also. The plunger on this thing isn't very strong. Whoa, that was weird. Come on Liz, get up there Get up there Valerie style Yeah buddy Booyah shocker Yep. Climbing the hill, kids. Don't leave your slippers up. Don't mind if I do. Wait, does that count? Oh, get up there! Yes! Sturmboxes cost $1000. That's pretty good. Oh, there you go. My man. Yeah, buddy. There's a Millie. So if you clear the target... Oh, come on! Awesome! So if I hit that, that's good for a million. I need a hold of the damn ball. Burp. Burp. Burp. Hit the freaking target. Oh, you suck. Oh, no! Doc, give me the target. That didn't count for nothing. Oh, power out. That was a great first fall. Mighty Sparrow, what's up? Is there any bonus for Spelling Radical in order? Uh, that I do not know. There's a lot of things we don't know about this game, folks, and if you know, please tell us. All we know is Spelling Radical is how you get your locks. Um... And after two locks, it gives you a random millions award that you have to try to hit when you're in multiball by getting up this left ramp here. And that our punters are super strong. And that this thing has amazing spinners that create awesome music. Get up, get up, get up! Oh my god. I choose die. I'm escape. Come on, 10. Come on, baby. 10, 7, 7, 6. I don't like it. What Oh crap, screw this, screw this though. Oh my god, that was it. Cake or Gap. Keep it going, love you, keep it going. Keep it going. Give me that money. Yeah. Nice and clean. Oh, yeah. Nice and clean. All right, so that is another one. Oh, God, that was close. Come on. Come on, where you going? Nope, stop all this. Stop all that. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Ugh, I hit that. Okay. Okay, stop it. You're not being very radical. I think you can only get letters in order. No, you can get them in any order that you get them in. So sweet. Come on, if it's for you! It's not an easy shot. Oh, I had it. Oh, I had it twice. Nice. It helps to know if snake run can be achieved by hitting, oh, forgot to lift the flipper. Oh yeah, something else. Very Twilight Zone-esque, when you're trying to hit the camera, how you hold up the flipper that's in the way. We do the same thing here. If you hold that flipper up, it creates a bigger gap for you to shoot up and right. Oh, I wish I went to pinball at the zoo, man. I did not go. I really wanted to. There's a Millie. What the hell? That got confused. Playin' a marathon ball here, kid. Oh crap, got cocky. Got cocky. Feel like... Oh, you son of a... Yeah, pinball at the zoo is pretty fun. That was the end of my game? I thought I only played one ball. 16 million. That's like totally gnarly. I agree. Totally gnarly. It's hot back here. Like warm. Uh, Internet, can I get a beer? I'm getting a beer. That's like totally bad. Uh, Internet, can I get a beer? I'm getting a beer. I'm totally bad! Oh, totally gnarly. Here, snubber, you have my permission. Oh, you're not gonna be happy with the beer I'm drinking, brother. Alright, here we go. Oh, crap! Why can I not hit that? Oh, that's weird. It's that right there, buddy. That's it. Blind them all! Blind them all! Stop hitting it so early, Lee! No pop bumpers! No pop bumpers ever! Dude, the guitar solos are getting a little out of hand. Live. This game is teasing me off. Water Polo, what's up, dude? Coors White, the only beer that wears protection. Coors for Mr. Boots? I knew it. I knew there'd be a problemo. Deadpook's running low on good beer, kid. Oh, that thing was... Oh, the lineup was perfect down there! Oh, really? Stuck on the lane that the drop's set on, so we have to wait for that to ball track, because I can't shake it out. Hopefully it kicks it into Snake's Run. You got this buddy, come on. Grinding rail Jack and Ollie into a McTwist. Oh, that's what I'm doing, Ronald. Where's the Ollie McTwist buddy? Come on, Hot Pumpers, you got this. Drop target. Wait for ball check. Oh god, it doesn't want a ball check. Alright, we'll go the old fast and the hard way. Hit it really hard. Thank you. Melee. The front salad to a back salad? That sounds dirty. I like totally did a front salad to a back salad. It was brilliant radical. Not as gnarly as the Gnar can go. Maximum Gnar. You No ball surge Yeah it wasn ball surging at all It was making a clicking noise but it didn ball search Oh no Right. Three. Or that. I choose that. Baboosh. What are you gonna give me? Give me that standard. You know? Do I skate? I used to skate before I got really tall. And then I couldn't skate anymore. Because everything I knew about skating had changed because of my height difference. This is getting tough, sir. Oh, fuck you. Oh, my gosh. Swish. What was that? Five? All right. Give me that knocker. I like. Grab the needy pee, what's up buddy? Oh my god, the dogs are real here, dude. You're going to sleep? Alright, DOS, have a good one, man. Dude, those Avenant Suspension Skateboard Trucks, I saw that, they're incredible! Incredible! Actually, I think it's not because you posted the video. That's good for me. Oh, I cannot find that shot. And now it's gone. Gave it up! Whoa, whoa, what the frickin' loop was that? Come on! Liv? Tyler? Nailed it. I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it. What do you say, computer with a voice? Oh, I hit it, though. I mean I didn't but... Oh that would have been it! Give me more money! Want to buy... Spotlitters? There we go! The real skater died! Oh, parts. There's that A. We are ready to skate and die. Okay, I can't, I can't, I can't I can't even win this round. I can't even win the E-Ramp. Is that? Okay. Totally gnarly. Whew, totally gnarly. So now that I've spelled radical and locked the ball, I've got to do that process one more time. Yeah, kiss that 50K right now. Okay, here we go. Where are you going? Stay alive. Don't go that way. It's a trap. It's a trap. All right, let's see if we can hit this R. Nope, done trying that immediately. Get up there. Oh, yeah, that's it. That counts, right? It does. That was good. Oh, you son of a... I broke the music. What? It doesn't know that my... Um... What? What's happening? I officially confused your game, Gavin. And it officially cost me millions of points. And no radical music. I want my money back. I want my money back. Pissed. That ended my ball prematurely. I've never had that problem. Ryan Wagner, this game...Wagner. Ryan...Wagner. Ryan Wagner. Uh, this game is the business, man. Sorry about Gavin's flashers, he likes to put blinding flashing lights in games. So back to the grind kids. You want to spell radicals and then lock a ball up and then spell radical and lock another ball up. Thus is Radicals...woman! Thus is Radicals. Millionaires? No, come on by Crystal, you're more than welcome. Like anger with a W. Wanger. I'm so wangry right now. It's like complaining, like whining and angry. I'm wangry. Awesome. That's gone. Just kidding. You'll skate here? Yeah, right. Flip. Flip. Flip. Drop. Drop. Jumping still landing. Damn it! I need to take this damn hoodie off. I'm sweating assholes. Get up here. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Didn't work. 176. Thanks for the follow, buddy. You're great. I'm pretty sure you're great. I want you to be great. I'm sure you're great. You are great. I love you. Thank you. Thank you for the follow. Now back to Radical, who's being a jerk. Yeah, the flow on this game is legit unique as hell. Bump, bump. Bump. Missed it. Nailed it. Get up there. Get up there. Oh, shit. Don't eat the kids. Scott Denisey with the follow. Don't you follow like every week? Also, it's not making the, uh, follow noise, which is sort of pissing me off. Love you. Love you. Say hello. Mom. Make sure you know this is not. What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? Oh, jeez. I don't even know what it gave you. Was it murder? Was the murder case that I gave you? Damn it. I'm new to the internet. Well, thanks for the post, Gattanisi. I'm proud. I'm proud to be someone that you want to follow around all day. I'm calling the cops now that you're following me. Yeah, this guy keeps following me on the internet. Yeah, he's following. Did he see? Got it. Yep, yep, yep, yep. White, Caucasian style. Blondish hair. Yep. Yep, married. That's correct. Yep. Okay. 500 URLs. 500 URLs. A freaking skate, dude. Jeez, calm down. Four. Okay, here we go. Oh! Whip. Dude, I want to score Gads the Master. I will stream the shit out of that for a week. Don't it, kids? Aw, damn it. We will make bagatelle the famous on the internet. You know what I'm saying? If the bagatelle can incite the dance party that it has thus far, I'm sure it's going to go over well on the internet. Bought it. Nailed it. I didn't hit anything. Again. Are you effing my biscuit right now, dude? Sometimes. Sometimes. Jeff does not skate and does not die. I am the elusive old man. Yeah, I'm sorry. What was that guy's name? The gentleman that had a painting done of him so that he could live forever and the painting gets old? That's me. Actually, the painting is the backlash of Rasmus. Well, that sounded a little egyptian. Alright, what do we need? What do we want? Score... It's not as great as I'd like it to be. Alright, spot a letter. I like it. Nailed it. Missed it, nailed it, missed it. Shake it out. There we go. Woo! Dorian Gray, thank you! Vigo from Ghostbusters. Aw, you F. Give me ten, give me ten, give me ten, give me ten, give me ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. Nope, eh, first. We can work on five. Oh, sharks. Oh, sharks. Oh, sharks. Oh, sharks. Oh, sharks. Oh, sharks. Oh, sharks. Oh, sharks. Sharks. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Yes! Yo mama. Yo mama. Count it down, baby. No, that was a bummer. Why would you do that to me? That was the bummer. Bummer 2015, man. Bummer 2015. Oh man. Doc Brown, see you buddy. Hey. Oh God. This game makes me just throw my leg up in anger. There we go, there we go, there we go. I said in anger. Be angrier. Get up there. My man. One million for hanging out. One million for hanging out. Oh, hit it. Oh, my God. Almost fell off. Whew. All right, J.D., have a good one, buddy. Thanks for coming. Wait, is this hockey-related? You made me drink. hockey relations. Man, 15 and 16 seems to be my cap here, which is fun. Because just to get on the board, you have to get 33. That is what Gavin has put on the screen. So let's see what we can do here. Spell radical. Manage your multiball while getting mega millions. We got this. Immediately already regret these games. Nailed it. Million. Judge Million. What the... Queen. Oh, you sack of do-we-a. That's a dollar coin here in America. There it is. Radical. Radical. Here it is. Keep it going, baby. Alright, we need this ramp or some sort of spot letter in order to get our first block. Whew! Here we go. Man, that was disgusting, and I hate myself. Perfect. Skin it up. And then of course, through notes. Twice. Three times. Lady. And I'm a lady. Oh, it's not that good. Nothing. Or what? Or what? God, I cannot find that shot. Oh, that's it. Block one. Do it again. See you in Reno. Please don't drain. Come on. Nice. Call in the text. Love you. Oop. Nailed it. Nailed it. Alright. Alright. A. Nailed it. C. Missed it like a chunk. There's the other A. I thought I was going to get that R because I was on a roll. I need this D. I keep cock blocking myself with the poker hand. Here we go. Backhand. Nope. Nailed it. Nice and slow. Yep. What do I have left? Eye? Ugh. That shot is my nemesis. And of course I'm a snowman. Awesome! Stop it, stop it, calm down. Nailed it. I didn't hit anything. Hit. No, no, no, yes, that. Mistakes were made. Alright. We're one letter away. Oh my god. If that would stop happening, that would be awesome. Alright. We are ready. We are ready. We are ready. Alright, we're gonna shoot this. What do you got? Ten! What the hell's cue ball wizard? Three? What a joke. I can get three million by taking a dump. I can get three million by taking a dump. Thanks for the three million. Oh, you ding dong. All right, how far along are we? We have, oh, one letter. Two letters. Did that spot a letter? Okay, um, this is, we got a good game going here, hopefully. Go too soon, so way too soon. Way, way too soon. Come on, get, come on. Yes! A million plus I got my last one. Oh, you are my best friend. Alright, I don't care about that. Give me the bread ball. I don't care about that either. No. Oh, champio. Oops. So there's a secret way to spot a letter. You have to knock down those targets right there, and then it lights the spotlight or target behind it. Oh my god. Oh my god! Alright, we got this. I smell like an old shoe right now. I did it! Aw man, it's a duck! That counts. Oh, bark! Gave me trash. Trash for a dangerous shot. Oh yeah! Man, this music! So radical, you can't handle it. Look how radical. All right. That was quick. That was nice and quick. Got it? Yes, go in there. I love you. Where are you going? Where are you going? Four. Oh, my God. That was amazing. Okay. And then I fucked it up for real. So, next kid. That egg man, what's up buddy? That doesn't count for skater dies? Yeah, I'm all over this machine. I got my eyes on you You're everything I see Yo, are you guys familiar with Dick Butt? The greatest body ever Holy moly Reverse kickback spin move Be impressed Be very impressed. Crap. Yeah. The music. The lighting seems to be worse in this part of the room. What the hell have you done with that? Mine is perfect. Uh, it is in a different part of the room though, yes. I'll take a million. Why? Why? Mistakes? Mistakes were made. Why do I keep doing this to myself? I mean, R and I. Stop. I love you. Where's R? Give me a letter or something, man. Oh, F. Oh, it did give me a run, hell yeah. No! No. The worst. Are you saying that the lower ramp looks like a dick butt? It does. Look at this. Look at the shape. Dick butt. Oh, this table is darker. Let me see if I can get one more light on here. Okay. How's that look? That's probably disgustingly bright. Yeah, you're getting some reflection there. Whatever. Whatever. Dick butt pinball. Dickbutt Pinball. Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what? Welcome, folks. This is where I just say, oh, what, over and over again. Oh, what? Go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh yeah, dickbutt. Ah, look at that. Drug users talking about their scores? Yeah, man. They don't. Actually, they really do, though. You people are in this league of deck. Despite other lines. Not myself. I don't even know what a drop is. Is that like ibuprofen? Oh, get the flip up the damn... Nailed it. Oh. Stay. Nope. Come on come on Feel it feel it Feel the vibration Marky Marky and the Funky Bunch anybody Come on come on Feel it feel it Feel the vibrations Marky Marky and the Funky Bunch anybody Oh, this is difficult. Run Mark, man. I skipped something. Why do I miss every freaking time? Ladder jump? Or die! Don't talk about my ladder, man. Holy holly! This game is just about how awesome it was to skateboard in the 90s. That's it. Oh, heck, oh. You make Jack very angry. Jack-o-dry. Oh, what the hell? There you go. We're familiar. Okay, why do I keep flipping like half an hour late? Okay, that's trouble. Nope, not trouble. Oh gosh, sorry Owl. The internet's terrible. The internet's not the place to be. I hope none of you live in the internet. God, it's bad. Yes, no, no, throw in the thing. Okay. Okay. You ruined it for yourselves. No ladder from here. Backhand. Nope. All forehand. Come on, baby. Come on. I'm disgusted with myself. Get up there. Oh, my God. One, two, by ramp, please. One, two, by ramp. Instead of being stupid. Come on. Okay. Relax. Okay. Just trying to come up with a whopper ladder, too. Oh, hit the frickin'- yeah, that's it. Ah, farts. Farts, farts, farts! Farts are made. Don't- stay out of the internet, you'll turn into a troll. Oh, that's good, buddy. That's good, buddy. Oh, you've gotten each other's way? Worst pinball. Alright, that was my fault. All day. That was double my fault all day. I nailed it. Right on, Crystal. I'll see you there, buddy. Well, there. I broke my 15 track record with 17. 18? Freaking crap. So does anyone have any questions about this game? It's pretty straightforward. So the green arrows all have a letter associated with them. You want to spell radical, then all the purple shots, all the purple arrows that turn on once you spell radical once, that's your first lock. Then you have to spell radical again, lock it up when the purple lights turn on, that's your second lock. It'll give you a random number for millions that you have to hit, and it's that left ramp to collect that giant million score out. If there's a radical letter that you're not comfortable with, if you knock these three drop targets down, there's a target behind there that spots a letter for you, so you don't have to hit it. There's also these three drop targets here that if you drop all three of them down, there's a shot behind there that you have to hit that awards a random mystery award. And instead of shooting it back there, which you can do, you can also shoot it into the skate lock shot, which also works. Other than that, that seems to be the name of the game here. I'm not sure where my bonus multipliers are coming from, though. that would be good to know. Greeny, what's here? My brain is buzzing. What is wizard mode? If there's a wizard mode, I don't know where it is. The wizard mode is harshen the gnar, weasen the juice. No weasen the juice? Now we's in a jiffy Oh, I love you I love you for that too Oh, get up there It's getting the Mega Million ramp over and over Oh god, I can't wait to go ride my freaking motorcycle Up to this tournament Just looking like the worst person Just being as loud as possible In my life Just being the worst person Um, folks, also there's a hospital in Oak Lawn? A children's hospital that Project Pinball is dedicating a pinball machine to. It's pretty cool and I'll be there tomorrow morning. I believe it starts at 10 and I'll take all the photos and videos I can. It's for a really great cause. These kids are stuck in a hospital and they have nothing to do so bringing a pinball machine there is... They tried to add a couple other places, and these kids just love beating these machines up. So I'm not sure what game they're bringing, but it should be pretty cool. It's called Children's Advocate Christ something. Project Pinball. Look them up. Good cause. Actual donate to kids action. Oh, get up there! Oh, I hate you. I love you. I hate you. Oh! Clinch! Clinch! Clinch! Clinch! I'm saying clench doesn't help. Oh, you prick. They're raffling off a hobbit or a wild. That's awesome, man. I also know that PinballEDU will also be raffling off a pinball machine soon as well. That's Pinball Joe's Charity Foundation. Lots of good pinball for good causes. Let's keep skating. All nine of us. Thanks for posting that, dude. That's awesome. Oh boy. Totally gnarly. Hey. Nailed it. What am I doing? Ah, I knew that was trouble. Oh, Joe, that's awesome, you got permits today, hell yeah. Three million? That's the worst I've seen already. Alright, I can't figure that thing out. Bounce? Bounce-a-rino? Is it a mid-radical? Oh, that's still counting for the spot letter, hell yeah. Alright, stop shooting at that. Okay, here we go. And I hit it anyway. My bad. Yes! A million and a letter. What the... This game is angry. Alright, let's hit that R. Nevermind. Let's do a spot letter instead of dealing with that cross. No, I want it! No, yes, yes! Skaterdie, love you! Ball one locked on ball one, hell Yeah, that's what we're looking for here, kids. Keep it clean. Keep it clean. Sharks. I said sharks. Sharks. Sharks. Sharks. Oh, ripped off, dude. Hit too clean. I'm going to get over there early. You're heading over there now? Yeah, I'm just... I can't look at a computer screen. Well, no, you need your eyeballs, man. I know. Save your eyeballs. All right, well, bye. I'll see you later. I'm going to go check out the... All right, freshman. Bye, Internet. Wish us luck. Wish us luck. So when's your eyes closed? You're not 21 yet? No, 18 is about as high as I am. So, Steve, yeah. I'll see you later. I mean, I could lie to you, but the Internet would call my bullshit in 30 seconds. I know you live in the city. I'll never lie to you. I mean, not on the scene, I knew it. Right. Did you figure out what the bonus sex is? I can't figure out the bonus sex. Well, what is the bonus sex? How can you get bonus sex? Bonus sex. I can feel it. Better, bud. See what I have? Yep, I'll be there. Or? Yeah! God, I cannot get that shot on purpose. I'm hearing some interesting new noises. Get up there! All the money. Four. Mom. Four. What a bull. This has to be frustrating to watch because it's frustrating to play. He just said die. He just randomly said die. Alright Owl, take your time buddy. Alright Owl, take your time buddy. Die! Come on, come on. See you there. I can't see you. I can't tell something about this game I don't know if the flippers are too strong or what's going on I got tacky See, what the hell is going on there? A Are you kidding me? There's the other egg. Let's get that arm. Oh, God. That is the dumbest shot. In the table. Whew. Whew. Wow, that was totally gnarly. Totally gnarly. Uh, folks, because of time constraints with the tournament, I think I have like two more games in me and then I gotta bounce. But we gotta beat that 21 that Nick put up. Ah, and I think I just broke my thumb. Scoring. Always the cash in. That was a weird feed. Yeah, that's what I'll blame you for. Weird feeds. Oh, the shake, you know. You gotta fix the tilt on this thing, because I can beat this thing up. Nope, nothing. Oh! What is it hitting? Can you folks see that? I can't tell what the hell is going on. Thumb death? Yeah. My thumb is dead. Official thumb death. So that's what, would you describe it as radicool? Cooey. Ka-chun! Oh, what's up buddy? Your name's the same as Cooey's. Um, this game's a lot of fun, dude. If you can make some shots. And they count. That frickin' didn't give me my egg. This game's a lot of fun, dude. If you can make some shots. And they count. That frickin' didn't give me my egg. Come on, baby. Save your thumbs for the journey. Rubber boy. Rabbit hole. Rabbit hole. Totally funny. Totally nice. Yo, thumbs up, suckers. Ow, my thumb. What? What? Did you folks see that? The cake back getting fired. Crash. Alright, one more. One more. Just so you folks know, we're going to be playing this all week long. We're going to get a bunch of kids in here to blow this up. And on Friday, we might actually dress in time period clothing. Time period... How am I... 30,000 points already and the music's not playing. Um, hello? Let's try that again. Yeah, the puncher cut strong enough on its own. Oh, yeah. Mr. Slapperino, Mr. Bob Slapperino. Nailed it. Nailed it. Yeah. Man, that was sexy. That was not sexy. But, Douglas, I can do this. Alright, can you backhand the shot? No. Snake run. How are you doing that? How am I doing what? Oh, come on. Come on. Hit it. Alright. I want it. Yes. Believe in yourself everybody. The power of positivity. Right? Mom? Mom, you never believed in me, Mom. There's a lot of games in the tournament. I think they have about 16 machines there. A lot of Newerstern. I believe they have like a Circle of Terror, they have a Theater of Magic, an Attack from Mars, Medieval Magnus Original, they have Iron Man Vault Edition, They have Iron Man Vault Edition, Tron. There's too many to list. I can't really even think on it right now. There's a lot. It's going to be fun. It covers all the genres except for EM, pretty much. I don't like it. Oh, looked away, shouldn't have. Okay, clean. Cleaner than that, please. Okay, yep. God, I cannot hit that shot. Yeah, there's something dirty going on there. I'll screw you. The science is there. Yes. Yes. All right. Get it up. Get it at all one, please. Aw, that would have been sexy. Alright, I'm splinting too much to be comfortable. Yep, fall down, fall down. Yes! Fall lock, fall one. That's what we want. Oh shit! That's multiball already? Is this fall one still? Three? What a joke. That's what I think your free million has. Clinging down, please. Clinging down. Oh, you... You suck. Okay, I see what's happening here. You suck really bad. Oh! Give me that arc. Get up. Oh! Don't yell proof. It doesn't matter. Oh really? Like millions already? Nope. I cheated. I'm just kidding, sorry. You fuck. It'll be waiting for me. It'll be waiting for me. There we go. Nice. Locked. Oh, crap. Yep. Yep, no, no, no, no. Yep. Yep. Yep. Doing it. Ah! What does your hatred mean to me? Radical? Radical? Radical? Radical? Yes. Now we're going to spot a letter, because he's good. Spot a letter! Oh my God. Oh. M.G. Okay, we got this. Nope. We don't got it. Get it. Hit it! Yes! Alright, spot that lizard, come on. No. Yes! Oh god, I love this. Oh yes! Wait, what? Uh, robbed much, buddy? I got robbed, man. I hit that shot. I'm hitting shit now, that's great. Okay. Okay. Ah, lag man, that sucks, dude. Our craft is changed to blown. Nice! That's good. There we freaking go. So now we need about freaking... Oh, hit it. You know you want to hit that shot. Yes, thank you. Oh yeah buddy, what the? Come on, come on We got this, 21 All you need is 21 I'll be happy with matching. I just want it on the frickin' top flipper. Oh, you son of a bitch. I'm not sure if that Wooneli was a loner or a gift. It was definitely a loner and it's still here and it'll be here for a little bit. It will be here for you. These numbers, these numbers. Anyway, thanks for coming. We've got to cut it short today because I have to go to the finals for our tournament tonight. Yeah, we're going to be playing this all week. We're going to have people on. If you're in the Chicago area, stop on by. Be here at 5. You can also battle us on Radical. Other than that, you know, go play some pinball. It's Monday. No one's going to be in the bars. So go have fun. Grab a pocket full of quarters. and keep loving! Keep flipping. Good night, ladies and gentlemen. Good night, good night, good freaking, freaking Donate to Kids Night, you freaking jerk. Um... Wait, how do I turn this off? I did this every freaking night.