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Live unboxing and assembly of Stern's Woe Nelly EM pinball on Deadflip Pinball stream.
This is the first live unboxing of Woe Nelly on the internet
high confidence · Jack Danger states directly: 'This is, from what I can recall, the first unboxing you're going to see live on the internet.'
The version Jack played before was set up too easy and played like a marathon
medium confidence · Jack: 'The version that I played was set up too easy... The version that I played was set to five ball and it was like a marathon just to get through a game.'
Woe Nelly is very light compared to other pinball machines
high confidence · Jack: 'This is by far the lightest pinball machine I have ever picked up... I think it's because it's one layer... it doesn't have like a hundred toys and stuff on it.'
The machine includes a real-to-reel scoring display, not LCD
high confidence · Jack explains to viewers: 'for you at home that don't know if this was a real-to-reel, that is... Those are actual reels on there. That's not an LCD screen.'
The unboxing and setup is taking longer than expected
high confidence · Nick estimates it won't take an hour, but Jack notes they've been working on assembly for the duration of the stream
“This is, from what I can recall, the first unboxing you're going to see live on the internet.”
Jack Danger@ 5:15 — Establishes this as a newsworthy community event—first live unboxing of Woe Nelly
“This is by far the lightest pinball machine I have ever picked up.”
Jack Danger@ 31:03 — Notable observation about the EM machine's construction—lighter than modern solid-state games
“Those are actual reels on there. That's not an LCD screen. That's not anything. It's just straight-up reels.”
Jack Danger@ 22:01 — Highlights classic EM technology; authentic mechanical scoring display
“We went all out on this game. [protective metal plate under coin box to prevent theft]”
Jack Danger@ 29:26 — Observation about build quality and arcade-specific durability features
“Because I think that's what's fun with an EM is when it's like... When it's quick and dirty. Brutal.”
Jack Danger@ 16:29 — Philosophy on EM design—short, intense gameplay preferred over marathon sessions
event_signal: Deadflip/We Are Pinball planning to stream Woe Nelly gameplay for the entire week following unboxing
high · Jack announces: 'we'll start battling on it... we should be playing this all week. It's going to be good'
design_philosophy: EM machines preferred with high difficulty/tight settings for quick, brutal gameplay rather than marathon sessions
medium · Jack: 'The version that I played was set up too easy... we gotta do everything in our power to make this a short playing game... that's what's fun with an EM'
event_signal: First live internet unboxing of Stern's Woe Nelly EM pinball machine on Deadflip Pinball stream
high · Jack Danger explicitly claims 'This is, from what I can recall, the first unboxing you're going to see live on the internet'
announcement: Stern Woe Nelly officially released/available for unboxing in April 2015
high · Stern sent machine to Deadflip for streaming; confirmed physical possession and assembly of production unit
product_concern: Assembly instructions incomplete or unclear; essential bolts, component purposes, and setup procedures not well-documented
high · Hosts repeatedly search for missing instructions, wonder about wooden support piece purposes, struggle with bolt locations and assembly sequence
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