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Don critiques Pinball Brothers, American Pinball, and Haggis; praises Spooky; addresses industry drama.
Pinball Brothers is announcing ABBA as their next game theme
high confidence · Don states this was revealed by 'Paris pinball addict' at Straight Down the Middle, confirmed by Rudy's reaction at Pinball Expo
Rudy from Pinball Brothers departed two weeks before the ABBA game reveal on April 6th
high confidence · Don directly states 'Rudy just jumped ship two weeks before the reveal' and frames it as significant personnel movement
Mad Pinball's Jeff had 15 Foo Fighters machines on order and all sold out the first day
high confidence · Don spoke directly with Jeff at Mad Pinball about Foo Fighters sales
Haggis Pinball's Centaur Revisited is a one-of-one prototype and the rarest pinball machine ever made
medium confidence · Don's direct assessment based on his knowledge, stated as personal opinion
Haggis Pinball Fathoms were supposed to ship four months ago and are still not complete
medium confidence · Don reports this as customer feedback/community knowledge, not direct verification
American Pinball's Galactic Tank Force used 3D printed components with visible fill lines instead of proper finishing
high confidence · Don directly observed and critiqued the machines' construction quality
Kaneda's Pinball Podcast is banned from Pinball Expo
high confidence · Don states this directly: 'He's already banned from Pinball Expo'
Foo Fighters Premium Edition has flat plastics and non-animatronic elements despite $2000+ pricing
high confidence · Don directly played and critiqued the machine at release
“I get upset when I'm asked to pay top dollar for a product that is not top dollar level”
Don @ early — Frames Don's core philosophy on evaluating machines and pricing expectations
“Pinball Ducters is fricking done, man. I don't see how they're gonna survive this.”
Don @ early-mid — Strong negative assessment of a manufacturer's viability; likely refers to Haggis Pinball based on context
“I can't think of a worse theme for pinball... as a commercial product from a company that's trying not to just be a boutique supplier, what in the world are they thinking?”
Don @ mid — Explicit criticism of ABBA as a game theme choice for Pinball Brothers
“The fact that Rudy just jumped ship two weeks before the reveal, that's telling. That is telling.”
Don @ mid — Interprets personnel departure as a negative signal about ABBA game quality/prospects
“How is this not just a Ponzi scheme just destined for failure?”
Don @ mid-late — Extremely harsh characterization of Haggis Pinball's business model and lack of transparency
“Everything we heard from them has been either a lie or they just, they're so incompetent.”
Don @ mid-late — Sweeping indictment of Haggis Pinball's credibility and operational competence
“I want to support him... Turner friend of Straight Down the Middle. He's actually on the producer council, man. That's awesome.”
Don @ mid — Positive endorsement of Spooky Pinball's Ninja Clips and its relationship with SDTM
“Rather than covering it, you know, he's making fun of my pant legs... is this guy even into pinball or do you just find a niche of people that'll give him five bucks to talk about it?”
Don @ mid — Dismissal of Kaneda's Pinball Podcast's credibility and motives; personal confrontation context
sentiment_shift: Don expresses loss of confidence in Haggis Pinball due to lack of production transparency and repeated delays on Fathoms; frames company as potential Ponzi scheme
high · How is this not just a Ponzi scheme just destined for failure? Everything we heard from them has been either a lie or they're so incompetent.
personnel_signal: Rudy from Pinball Brothers departed two weeks before ABBA game reveal scheduled for April 6th; Don interprets this as negative signal about game quality
high · The fact that Rudy just jumped ship two weeks before the reveal, that's telling. That is telling.
machine_intel: Pinball Brothers officially announcing ABBA as next game theme on April 6th; previously leaked by community member at Straight Down the Middle event
high · When the Paris pinball addict went out and told everybody it was Abba right at Straight Down the Middle: a pinball show, you could tell he was upset... I don't know what's going to happen on April 6th when they reveal this
product_concern: American Pinball's Galactic Tank Force uses poorly finished 3D printed components with visible fill lines; Don criticizes approach as not matching industry standards for sculpted parts
high · When they use those fill lines on the tank and just decals put on it, that's not the right way to do it. You need to print these things out of a high-density material, sand them, and then put a finish on there.
market_signal: Foo Fighters machines sold out very quickly despite Don's criticism of quality; Mad Pinball's 15 units cleared first day from pre-order list
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high · Talked to Jeff at Mad Pinball. He had 15 on order and all 15 sold out the first day.
community_signal: Kaneda's Pinball Podcast criticized for negative coverage without proper research; took creeper shot of Don at Pinball Expo and mocked his clothing; banned from Pinball Expo
high · Somebody took like a creeper shot of my pant leg... He's already banned from Pinball Expo... he basically called out everybody for being idiots except him
operational_signal: Haggis Pinball's Fathoms machines were supposed to ship four months prior but remain incomplete; company asking for deposits on future games while existing orders unfulfilled
medium · Our Fathoms are supposed to be made four months ago and they're still not done yet. And meanwhile, we're taking money on our next game.
design_philosophy: Don advocates for proper 3D printing methodology with high-density materials, sanding, priming, and painting to create durable, professional results indistinguishable from traditional sculpts
medium · You need to print these things out of a high-density material. You need to sand them and then put a finish on there... it would be really indistinguishable from a sculpt and it would be durable as well.
business_signal: Don questions whether multiple pinball manufacturers (references 'Pinball Ducters' and Pinball Brothers) can survive given ABBA theme choice and industry competition
medium · Out Pinball Ducters is fricking done, man. I don't see how they're gonna survive this... I just don't see anybody ordering this game like at all
sentiment_shift: Strong negative community reaction expected to ABBA as pinball theme; Don frames it as worst possible commercial choice for non-boutique manufacturer
high · I can't think of a worse theme for pinball... as a commercial product from a company that's trying not to just be a boutique supplier, what in the world are they thinking?
manufacturing_signal: Don argues American Pinball could have enhanced Barbecue game with minimal cost additions (Vuk, drop target, code, lights) but chose simpler design
medium · It would have cost a Vuk. It would have cost a drop target and that really all you would have had to do with some code and a couple of lights
sentiment_shift: Don expresses strong support for Spooky Pinball's Ninja Clips based on cabinet quality, CNC construction, and shooter rod innovation; Turner's association with SDTM producer council enhances perception
medium · I want to go and play some Ninja Clips... He's cutting all those himself. He has a CNC router... Yeah, I can't wait to see what comes out from them.