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Spooky Pinball Evil Dead Launch Party: Round 6 Qualifying. Streamed from The Flipper Room.

DRI374·video·11m 3s·analyzed·Sep 22, 2025
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TL;DR

Submission error: in-game dialogue, not industry analysis.

Summary

Content submitted is not analyzable as pinball industry commentary. The material consists entirely of in-game voice lines and sound effects from Spooky Pinball's Evil Dead machine, not a podcast, interview, or discussion about the pinball industry.

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0:08
[Music] We've never met. We've never met. [Music] Welcome to Deadeyed Killing 101 with Welcome to Deadeyed Killing 101 with your instructor, me.
0:35
No more shells. I want to introduce you to Mr. Boomstick. Don't make this a habit. Please.
0:55
[Music] all right, let's kick some ass. again. Now another [Music] time to go.
1:31
That's the problem, Linda. You never had your head in the right place. Red shots tire down. So, let's get this over with. Last chance. Fancy pants.
2:01
[Music] If you bought a change of clothes, this is going to get messy.
2:10
[Music] Your soul ain't swallowed yet. [Music] Let's make some deadites. Be very dead. You missed your shot. You missed your You missed your shot. You missed your shot. I said stop touching it. I said stop touching it. [Music]
2:58
Don't do that. Not everyone can be as talented as me. You're not dead. Be nice.
3:34
Oh, come on. That's not nice. Shoot. I'm not upset. I'm just Shoot. I'm not upset. I'm just disappointed. Breathe. [Music]
3:49
Better luck next time. Getting the taste of the 19th century. [Music] [Applause]
4:07
That's the problem, Linda. You never had your head in the right place. Red shots attached to chains. Let's get this over with. Get your ass back here, buddy. Come on, weasel.
4:23
Not the kind of chains of love I was hoping for. [Music] One by one, we will take you.
4:36
[Applause] You got 10 seconds left. Get after it. You got 10 seconds left. Get after it. You want to chain up, Linda? Make ramp shots. Look, there's only room for one [ __ ] here. All right. You know, I thought you'd be better.
4:57
This is There's a [Music] You mean something more lighthearted like mean something more lighthearted like true crime? You are like the others before you. You are like the others before you. [Applause]
5:34
All you got to do is shoot the ramps. any of them. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was dealing with an adult here. Get this thing loaded. Daddy wants to Get this thing loaded. Daddy wants to play. Ash, you used to be so sweet before your Ash, you used to be so sweet before your friend died. [Music] Go ahead. Run around. Go on.
6:10
Skillshot. That means you are skilled at your shot. [Music] Hey, get your ass back here, buddy.
6:31
[Music] you start a mode, please? I feel like shooting something. [Music] I said stop touching it. Will you start a mode? But I feel like shooting something. Ooh, that's going to be a closed casket Ooh, that's going to be a closed casket funeral.
7:20
You missed the target. [Music] [Applause] Good. Bad. You're just bad. [Music]
7:52
Did you see your eyes? [Music] Jack of diamonds. Jack of clubs. You know, I always knew my sister would You know, I always knew my sister would become a possessed [ __ ] That's a shame. One of the great regrets in my life. Try not to screw this one up. It's a Cheryl targets. [Music] Oh yeah. Right down the poop shoot.
8:41
You missed the target. It uh it changes you. Would you please show us so we can get on with it?
9:31
Hey, Calio, try not to screw this man up. For God's sake, can you make up your mind?
9:49
[Applause] [Music] Find a path in the woods. Well, there's Find a path in the woods. Well, there's only room for one [ __ ] here, and that [ __ ] is me.
10:21
[Music] Yeah, I'm good. I can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. [Music] Ruly, [Music] would you would you [Applause]
11:00
You can thank me now. [Music]