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The JBS Show is LIVE. Special Call In Show LIVE at Eureka Heights!

JBS Live·video·analyzed·Jun 20, 2026
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TL;DR

JBS live call-in stream at Eureka Heights features Transformers gameplay with phone troubles and community calls.

Summary

JBS hosts a live call-in show at Eureka Heights playing Transformers pinball machine. The stream is plagued by technical difficulties with the phone system initially failing, but eventually resolves the audio issues and takes calls while playing. The hosts and guest coach each other through the game's modes, discussing Energon Cube mechanics, Cosmic Rust strategy, and mode payouts while entertaining callers of varying ages and relevance.

Key Claims

  • Transformers has an Energon Cube system where players can choose to use it (easier mode) or skip it for Cosmic Rust on the next mode (harder but higher reward)

    high confidence · JBS and John discussing game mechanics during gameplay; JBS explains: 'the Energon Cube will make that mode easier. But if you wait or pause it, the next mode you can use Cosmic Rust, which gives you harder, it's harder to finish the mode, but you get more bang for the buck on your shots.'

  • Bumblebee mode in Transformers grants 2x multiplier for 30 seconds, and spelling it twice unlocks 3x scoring for 30 seconds

    high confidence · JBS explaining after first game: 'In Bumblebee 2x scoring, if you hit that captive ball enough times to spell Bumblebee again, and then hit it one final time, boom, 3x scoring for 30 seconds.'

  • JBS consulted Tilt Forums to learn Transformers rules

    high confidence · JBS states: 'So, shout out to Tilt Forums. I've been reading today, trying to figure this game out.'

  • The login process for Transformers takes too long and needs to be quicker

    high confidence · JBS complaining during gameplay: 'It takes too long. They need to fix this. It's annoying. It needs to be quicker.'

  • Multiple modes in Transformers are perceived as slow to complete

    medium confidence · JBS during Golden Lagoon mode: 'Don't you think these modes are a little slow?' and later complaining about the Energon Cube timer: 'That takes too long. That takes too long, huh?'

  • John achieved 200+ million on his first game of Transformers

    high confidence · JBS: 'Look, bro, 200 million, game one. Are you kidding me? That's great. I don't think that's fucking bad. That's really good.'

  • The Yolo Box is new equipment being used for the stream

    high confidence · JBS: 'The Yolo Box is new. John, you start us off.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is a fucking disaster already. I can't hear Ralph.”

    JBS@ 5:26 — Shows initial technical difficulties with the call-in system

  • “We've been stacking multiballs with Megatron modes, and that's what I think we're going to do.”

    John@ 8:03 — Reveals strategy for high-scoring play on Transformers Pro

  • “That takes too long. That takes too long, huh? Yeah. That's annoying in a tournament.”

    JBS@ 41:36 — Critical feedback on game pacing for competitive play

  • “Look, bro, 200 million, game one. Are you kidding me? That's great.”

    JBS@ 25:28 — Indicates Transformers Pro allows high scores relatively early in play

  • “I want to know your real opinion on it. You keep bringing up the dumbass transformer. Can we move past that now? It's so stupid now.”

    Ralph@ 44:38 — Ralph expresses frustration with persistent questions about physical transformation mechanic

  • “Shout out to Tilt Forums. I've been reading today, trying to figure this game out.”

    JBS@ 25:53 — References community knowledge base for learning game rules

  • “I had it disconnected and reconnected. Dude, you had a good ball.”

    Ralph@ 44:22 — Identifies the technical fix for the call-in system

Entities

JBSpersonJohnpersonRalphpersonTransformersgameSterncompanyEureka HeightsvenueTilt ForumsorganizationEthanpersonChandlerpersonYolo Boxproduct

Signals

  • ?

    content_signal: JBS conducting live call-in format pinball gameplay show at physical venue with technical challenges and eventual resolution

    high · Multiple attempts to get call-in system working, eventual success, and series of live caller interactions throughout stream

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Transformers Pro features complex mode system with Energon Cube/Cosmic Rust risk-reward mechanics; players discussing strategic stacking of multiballs and modes

    high · JBS and John extensively discussing Energon Cube mechanics, mode selection strategy, multiball stacking with Megatron modes, and high-score strategies during gameplay

  • ?

    product_concern: Login process and certain modes in Transformers Pro are perceived as slow, with JBS explicitly criticizing timing issues as problematic for tournament play

    high · JBS: 'It takes too long. They need to fix this. It's annoying. It needs to be quicker.' and 'That's annoying in a tournament.'

  • ?

    community_signal: Community players discussing perceived mechanical limitation (lack of physical transformation) that appears to be a recurring point of frustration; Ralph explicitly wants to move past discussing it

    medium · Ralph: 'You keep bringing up the dumbass transformer. Can we move past that now? It's so stupid now.' and caller Hank asking 'Is there a way you can make one of the robots transform into the truck?'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Transformers Pro implements layered scoring multiplier system (2x via Bumblebee, escalating to 3x, plus mode-based multipliers) with achievement-based unlocks

Transcript

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0:00
Thank you. Thank you for watching. Thank you. Thank you for watching. I have an echo. Yeah, so fuck it. All right, Ralph's calling me. Hey, Ralph. Can you hear me? This is a fucking disaster already. I can't hear Ralph. There you are. Hey. Hey, welcome to the call-in show. You're live.
5:02
Alright, the call-in's not working. We're going to play some pinball then. We're going to play some fucking pinball. We're going to play some pinball. We're excited to play Transformers Pro. We're going to play some pinball. I'll figure out the call-in show in a second. Okay. But I can't hear them when they call me. That's fucked up. They should be able to hear them. All right, John, you start us off. You play. We'll put the call-in show off. This is a disaster already, but we're shaking it off. The Yolo Box is new. John, you start us off. We're going to play Transformers, and I'm going to figure out the call-in show while we're doing it. How about that? Sounds great. I'm going to log in here. First time logging in, huh? First time logging in. You've got to get an Apple Watch and put it on your watch. B's kind of the baller move. So are we just trying to beat each other here? Do we have a goal? Are we trying to march through modes? Let's do first game. Let's just try to coach each other. Let's try to be nice to each other on the first game. I think we should, you know. I think that, let's just see what happens, right?
6:06
And we'll coach each other. Yeah, I want to see some Transformers. Three skill shots. See if I can get a skill shot here. There's one. Thank you for watching. Oh, I bet you we can do the call-in now.

high · JBS explaining Bumblebee mechanics awarding 2x then 3x multipliers; player John achieving 200M+ on first game suggests robust scoring opportunities

  • ?

    venue_signal: Eureka Heights hosts live streaming events with pinball machines, supporting content creator infrastructure

    high · JBS streaming live from Eureka Heights venue with audience/caller participation

  • ?

    technology_signal: Yolo Box is new streaming/communication hardware enabling call-in functionality; requires troubleshooting but provides Bluetooth integration capability

    high · JBS introducing Yolo Box as new; troubleshooting connection issues; mentions Apple Watch and Bluetooth connectivity options

  • ?

    content_signal: Unexpected underage viewers calling into show; content inappropriate for younger audiences; suggests streaming reach beyond intended adult audience

    high · Ethan (age unclear but singing children's show) and Chandler (age 15-16) calling in; JBS repeatedly warning inappropriate content and asking callers why they're watching late on Friday

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Transformers Pro appears to have achievable scoring targets with players reaching 100M-200M+ in early games; some shots/ramps perceived as difficult

    medium · JBS and John discussing 100M goal for games; John scoring 200M+ on first game; repeated complaints about right ramp difficulty and some shot consistency issues

    • 6:52
    So I missed it, and it automatically turned off. So you're in a mode, right? I'm in a mode, and I'm trying to hit ramps. There's one ramp. Now I need to hit that drop target right there, and I missed it. I missed it, and I missed it again. You're good commentary. Oh, you got him. I got that one, right? Yeah. So now I need to get out of there. Shake it off. I need to hit another ramp and another drop target. Three times and I get the final blow, which I don't know where the final blow's at.
    7:22
    Albert, I'll get your voicemail in a second. John's kicking me. Sorry, I'm a little bit of a kicker. Be warned, everyone, do not stand near me.
    7:34
    Okay, let's get it. Right here, yeah. Oh, God. Immediate rejection. Not what the doctor ordered. All right, skill shot. Got a skill shot, started a mission. It's, you know, first time I've logged in. That takes too long. They need to fix this. It's annoying. It needs to be quicker.
    7:51
    It's not too bad. It's fine. 20 million's not bad for its ball, right? We need to hit 100 million per game. Yeah, that's our goal. We want 100 million at least. We've been stacking multiballs with Megatron modes, and that's what I think we're going to do. Here's the question. Yeah. When you go into a mode, you know that if you shoot the spinner, you're building up your energon, right? Energon, I think that's how you pronounce it. Okay. And as soon as you get enough of that built up to fill up your cube, whenever you start that mode, you get to choose, I believe, whether you want to use it or not. All right, let's give it a whirl. Okay.
    8:31
    And there's more to it than that. I'm too short on this. Oh, that's too much. I'll tell you what though, John, I'm money at this shot. That one that you just bricked? Yeah, don't worry about it. Here you go, this is it, right here, lock ball.
    8:53
    You'll get it, you'll get it. Come on, come on. All right, forget it. Let's start a mode. Okay. Are you, okay. Do you know that you can select which mode you want to start? How do you do that? So if you trap up, or not, you select it by flipper, by your flipper. So hit your right flipper and watch it walk through, see? Oh, do we know anything about these modes? People, what do we want here? You know, but all you need to know is... What's Ralf saying? What's up, Albert? Don't fumble whiskey, Jamie. But look, whenever you shoot flip, that's going to be a flip and it's going to kick it off to the next one. Let's do the star needle. I enjoyed watching that before. Well, you're not going to do that, solar needle. Average Gameplay What are you doing in prime target? I'm hitting these reds.
    10:13
    I'm hitting these. All right, false save. Don't even worry about it. You want to shoot the ramps and bash Optimus, which is red as well. It's ramps and Optimus. So you're right. Shoot the red ones. Oh, I got Optimus. Okay, 500,000 boost there. I don't like that ramp shot right there. It's hard.
    10:38
    See what I'm saying? It's very difficult. Just add 50,000. Oh. That was a fumble rooskie. He has a fumble rooskie. He fumbled that one. He forgot to flip.
    10:50
    Okay. All right. Shake that shit off. Is that loud enough in your ears or too loud? I can lower it. I'm good. I'm good here. And I don't hear an echo anymore. No. Shit, Jamie. What the fuck was that?
    11:04
    Call one. Not too much. This is what happens when you sell off all your gear. No, Stringer! I'm okay. Come on, that's going to come back to me. This is good. I just don't know why the call-in show is not working anymore. But I'm going to disconnect it and go back to it.
    11:23
    Okay, now I'm ready to start a mode. But do I want to start a mode right now? I feel like I want to get that Energon cube raised up a little bit.
    11:44
    Good move there. Okay, let's... What are you trying to hit here? What am I trying to... Oh, that was not good. I wanted to build up my cube. I want to build up my... See, I collected the Energon cube. I'm going to try to play a voicemail, see if it works. The next mode that I start, I get the option of using the Energon Cube or passing on it and using Cosmic Rust on my next mode. So, and for those of you that know, I believe that I'm learning, I believe the Energon Cube will make that mode easier. But if you wait or pause it, the next mode you can use Cosmic Rust, which gives you harder, it's harder to finish the mode, but you get more bang for the buck on your shots. Alex and Aaron are in Asheville, North Carolina. Thank you.
    12:31
    Two Cheeks in time, Stringer. Yeah, I got a Zen in now. I'm about to get rid of it. This little shot here is harder than you think. It is longer. See, and that's the little player up there. Now that should come back.
    12:45
    Good shot. Did you get it? You didn't get it. Dinobot mode ready. Okay, if you spell Bumblebee, every time that you hit the captive ball, and you spell Bumblebee, you'll have a 2x multiplier for 30 seconds, I believe. All right, start a mode. We've got this prime dude again. We're doing prime target again. Okay. But I've got to lock these balls. Right here. I was money with this earlier. And I'm off. There it is. There's one. www.sparrots.com Average Game Time I let that go. I let that go.
    14:25
    So a lot of sounds going on here. Well, you're... Ooh, okay, let it go. Let it go. What's happening here?
    14:35
    Oh, there they come. Okay, you're doing well. Transformer. I don't really know how long you're going to be. Okay, you're in sound wave, which just went to zero. Sound wave target for hurry up.
    15:08
    Attaball. Where's Attaball? Right here. It's that shot right there. How do I hit that? Oh, if you... What an asshole.
    15:18
    You would have gone, you would have hit the spinner shot. It's fed around to your upper right. Oh, it came off. Oh, there you go. It came out anyway. Play it out.
    15:32
    Good shot there. Nice jackpot shot. You're killing it, Jamey. Relatively speaking. Don't do that. All right, I'm going to go for that metal spinner, right? You got a text back. That's good.
    16:04
    The music is really rocking me. Ah, fumble rescue. All right. Okay, good job. Let's see what Chad has to say. The Multiball Rocks, Multiball Woo, JBS. Let's go, Jess. Thank you, Jess. All right, 78 mil. Let's start another mode. Do you know which one you're going to start and why you're starting it? I don't know. I'm starting Golden Lagoon. There you go. Well, you're starting Microbots. Next one. Okay. Shoot any shot to light drop targets and then shoot the lit drop target. Do that three times for final blow, but I don't know where the final blow shot is. So, okay, any of those drop targets. Okay.
    16:51
    Okay, that's one. So, any purple shot? Okay. You're building final blow. I guess that may be the final blow shot is that. That scoop.
    17:06
    That's trouble. That's going to, okay, yeah. Good ball, man. Good ball. Well done. Not a terrible ball. Great, good job. What a terrible ball, Tandy. Look at all these Chivos rolling in.
    17:17
    Fantastic. Don't know how to start sound waves. See, this takes too long. Smart to mobile, on for some of those transforms into a truck stringer. We're not going to do that one. Here, I can put that up on the screen.
    17:33
    Oh. That wasn't a terrible ball. Oh, dude. Berserk Slow again. That'll come back. There you go. That'll come back.
    18:16
    Great shot. Okay. It's just right up the middle. For your next two modes, you have to go in there twice, by the way. It's oof. Okay. Don't worry about that.
    18:32
    Boy, that thing spins. Mm-hmm. So now I got to do it again? Yes, you do. Thank you for watching. Okay, let's get right in that middle. Oh, we knocked him down. Now we should start a mode, right? Playfield Multiplier, now let's start a mode, right? Average price of a pair of Godzilla Pinball and a pair of Apex Maneo. Sian targets.
    19:56
    So, stand-ups. Like the one right by the spinner would be great. There's two there. Okay, look. The captive ball is lit again. Hit that captive ball right here. I'm going to get it right. Oh, shit. Here you go, right here. Boom. Okay, that's good. That's two. Now, two more Sian targets. Again, the... I lost it, John. It's okay. You're still in that mode. You just lost that multi-ball. Hit the Sian targets. Let's go. I think, right? Sian. Sian Targets, Sian Targets, let's go. Okay, that's fine. Final blow build, Sian Targets. Okay, you got one. Okay, look, right now, Captive Ball. Captive Ball, Captive Ball, right here. Almost, almost. Don't lose it. Uh-oh, time's running out. Captive Ball, backhanded, backhanded. Okay, now, final blow, right in the middle. I don't know why it's not lit.
    20:49
    It failed there. I don't know. Do you like this? One shall fall, stored energon. What the hell is this? I don't know. Shoot purple shots, avoid red shots. There you go. Shoot purple, avoid red. Easy enough. All right, that's easy.
    21:33
    You're doing well here, sir. What ball is this, three? It's ball three. Purple shot. Oh, we got our little multi-ball? I, yeah, you go. Shoot purple, avoid red. Boy, howdy. All those drop targets are purple. Let some of those balls go. You got a ball save on them. I mean, if they're going to drain, let them drain. Get them out of the way for now.
    22:03
    Man, they're all purple shots. Up the middle. Right up the middle. Drop targets. That's all great stuff. Keep doing it. There you go. More. Right up the middle. There you go. Right up the middle.
    22:24
    Shoot Megatron before hurry-up expires. Megatron. Megatron. Right up the... Aim for Megatron. 20 million. 20 million. I'm trying to hit that fucking guy. Too many balls. Let him ball drain. You got ball savers. Let him drain. Oh, yeah. That's true. Get one ball in there and shoot Megatron. Okay, that's got to be worth some points now, John. No, it was worth 20 million. Now it's worth 16. Oh, shit. 15. Going down. You're losing, Jamey. You're just losing every second count. Shit. 12 million. Still got a ball saved. Get those balls out of your way.
    23:00
    Trap up. You're now down to 6 million. What? This is not helping me. I'm hitting a lot of white shots, though. I lost. You lose $22 million. Stand by for ball collection. I think you're a great ball, though. I got a good coach here, says Stringer. Trying to, you know. Pinball hype man. Look at this. People love the pinball hype man, John. Trying to keep you focused, you know. 190. So I get another ball, right? I'm feeling like you might. Shoot again kept flashing, and I thought it was a ball save. I don't know. All right. Clearly you learned. The phone not working guys but we having some fun I don know why the fucking phone You figure it out I figure it out All right But that going to have to be like between balls or something or while I playing you pick a call or something Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    23:58
    Okay. Okay, what are you doing here? I want to start a mode, I think. Okay, you've gotten, looks like Golden Lagoon is lit.
    24:11
    Oh, okay, okay. What is this? Countdown initiated. Oh man, that right ramp looks like it really wants you to hit it. That's the one. Extinction prevented. That was fun, dude. That's good, you're doing well. So that's like the oxygen chamber. I don't have any idea what that is. The oxygen chamber on... Oh, exactly, over there. On Godzilla. Yep, I gotcha.
    24:38
    It's okay, it's alright. Oh, easy. Okay, what are you going to do here? It doesn't look like you're in the middle of anything. Looks like you've got two legs, right, on your... I'm going to try this mode shit again. Okay, are you going to... How's your cube looking?
    24:54
    Your Energon cube, do you have one of those? You're going modes, straight modes. All right, Autobot run. Five blue arrows to light, final blow. Let's get it this time. Fast blinking arrows are 3X. Fast blinking arrows. Fast blinking, right? The spinner shot, spinner shot. That's 3X right there. That was good. That was 6 million points.
    25:16
    Well done. You need to get that left ramp, baby. Left ramp. Oh! Left ramp. Good job, though. Well done, buddy. Look, bro, 200 million, game one. Are you kidding me? That's great. I don't think that's fucking bad. That's really good. I think so. I mean... I'm getting achievements out there. You did a lot of things. Bumblebee 2x scoring. In Bumblebee 2x scoring, if you hit that captive ball enough times to spell Bumblebee again, and then hit it one final time, boom, 3x scoring for 30 seconds. So, shout out to Tilt Forums. I've been reading today, trying to figure this game out. Are you like the... let's see, did I get... number one, dude, JBS Show. Well done. You could put JBS Show in there if you wanted to. Oh. So, anyway. All right, I will. Thank you for watching. When I'm trying to bench way too much.
    26:42
    You are a hype man. That's why I brought you here. Okay. Let's go. I got to go first now. You got to go first. Because, oh, I got it too late. Don't worry about it. I'm going to get my diet coked.
    26:54
    Good ball, right? That was great. That was a great game for me. That was a great game. All right. You figure this out. I'm going to figure out the calling. All right. Here we go. Well, I'm going to try to, what I'm going to try to do is shoot the spitter, jack up I'm going to start the Energon Cube. Energon, Energon, Energon Cube. And then I'm going to start a mode, but I'm not going to use it because I want to start a second mode and I want to do the Cosmic Rust. That's my plan. That's what we're doing? That's what I'm going to try to do. I'd like to do Cosmic Rust and then I would like to do Cosmic Rust with a multiball, maybe. Or maybe not. Maybe it's too many balls. I don't know. We'll see. I don't know. We're going to see.
    27:39
    I'll give it a shot here. Oh, that's not enough. Oh, come on back to me. Come on back. Oh. Oh, I also would love... Hey, can you hear me? Me? Ralph. Oh. Ralph, we're trying to figure this out, okay?
    28:08
    Oh. Thank you for watching. I can't believe that fucking calling doesn't work. Well, it worked last time. Yeah, but I don't remember what I did wrong.
    28:50
    Oh, mercy. Let's see. Can you hear me now, Ralph? Oh, no. Dang it. I don't think my cube got built up hardly at all.
    29:03
    It says that the sound is off. It really pisses me off that I can't get the sound to work. The call-in show. The whole point was the call-in show. All right, Ralph, I'll call you later.
    29:23
    All right, got to log in. Got to log in, John. I don't know if I could beat that. That was pretty solid.
    29:32
    Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Is this your way? The cord in your way? No? Here we go. No, I got a Diet Coke in me. I'm in pretty good shape. Rad game for sure. Albert, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. Alright, I'm having a tough time with this plunge. See, it's too hard.
    29:59
    So, that was it. Your Energon cube is already at 100%. Oh, that's... I looked up to see your Energon cube. Bagek, B.E., S.S., E.R., B.C., M.P., B.L., S.T., J.M., B.C., C.R., B.L., S.T., C.R.
    30:37
    Bumble Rooski, here we go. Where's my cube at? I have no idea. Oh, mine's at 100%. So now I can start a mode. Maybe. Not that. Okay, I don't know why. Batch of the Year 2019
    31:27
    Okay, which mode am I going to start? It goes that way, I can start, I don't know. We're going to go prime target. Oh no, why didn't it not start that mode?
    31:45
    Looks like I should start a mode right here. Prime target. Oh, because I didn't hit the shot. I'm just going to do it every time. Average Pinnacle
    32:24
    Thank you for watching. Average Game Time Average Pinnacle We need to hit a ramp. Right ramp, left ramp. Let's go. Okay, very good. Shoot another ramp.
    34:31
    Ramp it out. Ramp it out and hit Optimus Prime. Ooh, saved it. Okay. Good. Ramp it out. That was five million. Hit Optimus. Optimus builds that value up, but keep hitting ramps. If you can just hit ramps, hit ramps. I don't know what the orange does yet. Ooh, good save there. www.brews.com I just want to make sure everybody gets to know these guys. We're trying to figure out how the Energon Cube works and whether or not you want to use it or whether you want to skip it and go Cosmic Rust on your next mode. I think that's where I'm at.
    36:09
    Alright, so I got two balls locked. Now what I want to do is start a mode. Okay. www.brews.com We'll be right back. One more, maybe two more. Okay, captive ball. And I think you craft it. Stand up target. Okay, there's one more stand up target. You're not even ten seconds into this thing and you're almost done. Give me another stand up target. Crying about time. Okay, that's okay. It's okay. And I got that. I got that ball. Okay, shoot the middle dude. Shoot the final blow. Right there. It's lit yellow. It's flashing yellow. Final blow. You got it. I think you did. I think you did. Final blow. It was lit yellow. You shot it. Final blow. Six million. You did it. Completed that mode. Six million? That's piss poor. I mean, I did a lot of things for six million. Might not be the mode you want to play. I don't know. Leave that. Okay. Okay. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. The middle, shoot that shot. Right, that sounds good. That was good.
    38:07
    I think you're just in a, I don't know, you've still got these red shots going and purple shots. Ah, that's got to get better at that. I've got to get better at that.
    38:20
    Clearly, I'm not the best at scores, at rules, but. Ooh. I tried to get cute. Yeah, you did, and you lost them both. Asshole. Thank you for watching. Okay. Take that right drop target. Put that right drop target. I don't need that drop target. Okay, fine.
    39:06
    Well, you sure didn't start a mode. I don't think you did. Now I did. Okay, Autobot Rust. Okay, you're going to cure rust or you're going to keep? I'm going to cure some rust. Cure rust.
    39:22
    I think you have cure rust because you didn't use the energy gun. Going right for the middle. Average
    39:57
    That hurt feelings a little bit because things were happening. You did well there. Fuck that drop down. Yeah, I guess so. He didn't need that one. I didn't need that. Is that their son of a bitch? All right.
    40:13
    Golly, you are killing me tonight. That is 156. 156? That was your ball too, buddy. Let's go. I wanted you to see this damn thing. I have done nothing here.
    40:24
    I'm going to get it. How do I connect this to Bluetooth? Oh, come on. That's part two. Okay. Oh.
    40:57
    Okay, my cube is lit there now. That's chat. Golden Lagoon, Energizer Keep. I'm going to keep. I'm going to keep it in the hopes that...
    41:20
    Hopes that what? Well, I was going to say in the hopes that I could finish this mode, get into another mode, And then, uh... Ah, and I'm gonna drain. And then make the magic happen with the rust on the... Cosmic rust on the next mode. That takes too long. That takes too long, huh? Go brr, it should have a... Yeah. That's annoying in a tournament. You're gonna just be annoyed when you drain right away and it gives you 600,000.
    41:49
    You know what I mean? Jamey, you're my grand champion. Thanks, Trash Can. Uh, 156! You're doing great. You still have another ball. So what is your plan here? We got to start a mode. Look at this. You've got one, two modes completed and like three modes. Well, you can hit your flipper button and it'll go down to the next probably golden. So you're in the middle of two and a half modes done.
    42:13
    Here it comes. All right. Let's start a mode, right? Do it. That's your MO. Thank you for watching. J.B. Escher, let's go again. Do we need some credits here? Yeah, we probably do. All right, let me do some credits here. Thank you for watching. Before we get started, you take a call. I'm going to grab some water real quick. I think I figured it out, ladies and gentlemen.
    43:53
    You know, look, it's a shit show, right? It's a shit show. Maybe I'll call Ralph. You want me to call Ralph?
    44:01
    I'm going to call Ralph. Let's call Ralph. Ralphie boy, answer. Hey, what's up? Hey, you're live on the air. Are you sure? I'm positive. I figured it out. What was the problem? I had it disconnected and reconnected. Dude, you had a good ball. That one ball when you got to one shallow fall. That was a good ball. Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing, Ralph, to be honest with you yet.
    44:35
    I just wish it transformed. Dude, come on. I want to know your real opinion on it. You keep bringing up the dumbass transformer. Can we move past that now? It's so stupid now.
    45:16
    American Pinball The cassette thing is part of the single. Yeah, it's pretty cool. But I'm having fun watching you guys play the pro, though. Watching Jamie play the pro. Yeah. All right, Ralphie Boyd, thank you, buddy. I'm glad it works. Yeah. I was watching you in my new comfortable new office. I got my new little streaming room. I'm loving it. He was bragging today on Insta and Facebook about his new shit that he's got going on. I'm coming to see you in August.
    46:19
    Yeah, are you going to actually come to the house this time? Yeah. Or are you going to... Yeah, you got to. You got to come. We got to stream in the garage. We'll have all those games. Yeah, we'll stream something. We definitely will. That'll be fun. Yeah, it'll be so much fun. Yeah. All right, well, are you going to take calls or... Yeah, I'm going to take some calls while I'm playing.
    46:37
    Nice, dude. All right, I got to eat. I'm so hungry right now. Goodbye. Get the hell out of here. All right. See you, buddy. It's a good stream. It's fun. All right, see you.
    46:44
    All right. But let's take some calls and the fact that we've got that working is really badass. Good. And we'll play again. You ready? Let me go first. You go first and I'll take some calls. I have done nothing to earn a second place start.
    47:04
    There we go. They need the number though, right? Don't they? Yeah, but I mean if they didn't see it now, what am I doing? I don't know. They'll message you if they need the number, right? Yeah. With the little chat. That's the chat right there. Thank you for watching Make no sense to me I don know what they doing either But here yeah Okay here we go New game new me What time is it It 847 Hey we got a caller We got a caller. Call from Megatron. Whoa. Oh, Megatron. Oh, man. Press 1 to send a voicemail. Press 2.
    47:49
    Hey, Megatron. Hello, Jamie. Oh, my. Cyan is blue, you dummy. Keep shooting and get in there. Okay. I struggled with this. I'm sorry. Megatron.
    48:05
    Thanks for calling. That was great. Megatron. All right, John. Come on. I want to see you do some stuff. I'll start a mode. Fine. Here we go. Ready to start a mode. Yeah, right up the middle. I guess I don't have a preference right now, but who cares? There it is. There we go. Okay. We're going to do prime targets. All right, prime targets. Ramps, Optimus Prime. Okay. Should we energize this mission? Yeah, ramps and Optimus Prime. Okay, look, I'm going to keep it. See, I'm going to keep it right now because I want to use rust on my next mode.
    48:39
    Hit that Optimus. There it is. Oh, come on. This, oh, there you go. Okay. That right. Darn it. Hit Optimus. There you go. You got that dialed in. I don't have any ramps dialed in, though. I can't hit those ramps. What's the number?
    49:01
    See, I knew that was going to happen. Oh, my gosh. Oh, God, I've walked away. Oh, you never walk away. Never walk away. That was a good opportunity for me to keep playing. Never walk away.
    49:15
    All right, you're getting a feel. I think you're getting a feel for it. Also, I'm not coaching you. Just fine. You're fine. All right. I just wanted to let you know that I know I'm not coaching. You're fine. You're fine. Take the calls. Get that number back up there.
    49:33
    Oh, see, I got one more chance at this. There it is. You nailed it. But I don't think that you nailed that skill shot.
    49:43
    Okay. Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. Yeah, knock down a couple of drop targets, start a mode. Oh, look at you. You got all three of them. Now you got a call. What button do I push?
    49:54
    Give me to go over there to your phone and answer your call? I'll stop it right here. There you go. All right, who's calling? I don't know.
    50:01
    Call from. My name is Ryan. To accept, press 1. Okay, this could be a disaster. This could be a disaster. Hi, welcome on the air to JBS Show.
    50:15
    Hello, welcome to JBS Show. Yeah, hi, how are you? How are you? Is this T.T. Cookie? No, this is Dirty Money. Hi, Debbie. How are you?
    50:28
    I thought you were my aunt. No, I'm not your aunt, bro. I have a Puerto Rican aunt that I, Titi, my Puerto Rican aunt. And you sounded like her.
    50:41
    No, that should be no way, bro. How am I playing? Can I sing you a song? You want to sing me a song?
    50:48
    She wants to sing you a song. Shoot, man. Yeah, absolutely. Sing me a song. What's your name? My name is Ethan. Ethan, sing me a song, dude.
    51:01
    All right. You ready? Yeah. My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be back in my new hometown with my whole family.
    51:14
    Is that gas? That's gas, dude. That was pretty dope. Pretty money. Ethan, thank you so much for the call. God bless you. You shouldn't be listening to my show, though, okay? You're too young, all right? Okay. I swear and I do bad things in pinball. Thanks for calling in. Okay, well, listen, don't tell your parents.
    51:33
    I won't, I won't. All right, cool. Cool beans. Bye. Okay. Gas, gas is the gas. Six, seven. He's going to give me a six, seven thing. I hope so. Good. Let's go, baby. Let's go. I'm going to start this mode. Let's go. Let's start this mode. That was ridiculous.
    51:50
    What was that kid singing? I don't know. Something about Cleveland. All right. Oh, I missed it. It's okay.
    51:59
    Uh-oh. All right, right up the middle. Oh. See, sometimes it doesn't go. That's the one. All right, Golden Lagoon. We haven't played Golden Lagoon yet. Shots build spinner value, earn 25 million points to light final blow. You just need to do spinner, spinner, spinner, spinner, spinner. You're 60,000 a spin. You're 60,000 a spin. You need 25 million. Start spinning, Jamie.
    52:30
    Don't you think these modes are a little slow? I think you've yet to hit a single spinner. I don't think I've hit a yellow shot. Well, I mean, you know, you need to hit some spinners right here. This is the one. Just rip it right up the middle. Bam. Nope.
    52:48
    All right. There you go. Look at that. See, look. One rip, you got three million. You need to hit this thing eight times or... I'm not going to have enough time. Well, quit. You know, you got 24 seconds. How many times do you know? That was fucked up.
    53:04
    It's okay. I'm just not... I'm not complaining. I'm complaining. You're complaining. I'm complaining. You need to hit shots. Are we... I'm complaining. It's okay. Okay, here we go. This is ball two.
    53:17
    Animated Cleveland show. A kid sang a Cleveland show song to us. Ah, okay. All right. He shouldn't be watching the Cleveland show either. What kind of parents are these? I don't even know what the Cleveland show is. It's the spin-off of The Family Guy. Okay. And To Be Truthful. Oh, my gosh. I like parenting.
    53:36
    We need to work on that. Hey, you got a call. I got a call. Oh, come on. I hope it's not... Call from... Hank. Ooh, I got a locked call in there. That's cool. Pick up at press 1. Hey, this is Jamie. You're on the air.
    53:51
    Hello, Jamie. I really like the show. I'm watching here with my son, and he was telling me about this machine. Is there a way you can make one of the robots transform into the truck? No, you can't. Okay, that's the problem. It's okay. It's no big deal. Oh, gosh. I can't make it transform, dude. My son lied. I guess he lied to me. He lied to you. Damn it, Bobby. All right. Talking about the King of the Hill. Is this King of the Hill? I'm getting pranked at King of the Hill. You're getting some King of the Hill chat there.
    54:34
    All right, here's another one. Okay, let's just kind of get this. Chandler and Moody. Hey, Chandler.
    54:42
    Is that our Chandler? Chandler, how are you? You on the air? Hello. Yes, sir. How old are you, Chandler? Oh no.
    54:52
    I'm 15. You're 15? Alright. 16? Why are you watching me on a Friday night, Chandler? You gotta have better things to do.
    55:08
    I don't, sir. What do you want me to do, jerk my penis? Oh, Jiminy Crickets. What are you doing? What is going on?
    55:20
    I thought he might want to learn about Transformers Pro and try to figure out how to better play it. How to learn a little bit about the rules and the modes. I attacked him right away. I kind of feel like you might have. I mean, he wouldn't ask you for that. It's him calling back. Tell him you're sorry. All right. Okay. Here he is. Call from Jackson to accept press 1. All right, Jackson. You're on the air.
    55:45
    I'm about to disconnect the phone. You're live, buddy. You're live. Why are you live? Because you called the call-in show. That's why you're live. Okay, we're going to get some of that.
    55:57
    All right. JBS show. That's the man right there. I'm watching you play pinball. Yeah. Listen, kid, you're too young to be listening to me, though, don't you think?
    56:10
    I'm not a kid. Yeah, you are. All right, Burchell. No, no, no, no. You're out. I'm disconnecting the phone. Right. Taking a pause. See, the call-in show might not work. It is a good premise, right? The premise is there. The execution part. I was expecting some pinball people to call in and have some pinball questions is what I expected. So I disconnected the phone and we're going to take that a little bit. This is what happens when little kids listen to the show. And that's bad parenting, people.
    56:43
    Okay. Let's make ball three. This is ball three game. This is ball three? No, ball two. We have time. Okay. Yeah, they're calling me, but I disconnected the phone, people.
    56:59
    What's your goal here? My goal is I'm going to lock another ball. Okay. Start a mode. And start a mode. Okay.
    57:07
    There you go. Okay. That's going to be ball one. Ball one. So I'm going to rinse and repeat that. Okay. Right here. This is your shot. Right there. Boom. Well done. Coming right back at you. Do it again. There you go. Oh, okay. That's okay.
    57:22
    See, that's a weird little multi-ball that that starts. And nobody knows what these orange shots do, right? Well, by God, I'd be shooting them right now if I were you. Because that's what you need to be doing. I need to go right at the middle. Let's go right at the middle of that left ramp, one of the two.
    57:40
    Not the right ramp. It's okay. That's fine. Okay, that's fine, too. Jesus. You can, okay, just trap up, like a breath in the middle, bam. Nope, that ball got in the way. Oh, that's gone.
    57:53
    That's gone. That's okay. Now, regroup. Regroup and lock a ball. Lock ball two. Should I start a mode first? No, you, let me, you haven't even locked ball two yet. I don't believe. So, it's up to you. You can start a mode if you want.
    58:13
    Retro Ralph's column. Okay, I'll connect Ralph. Here, you want me to hold this? Yeah, hold that. Gotcha. Yep.
    58:22
    Nova Scotia, Retro Ralph, we're back. Hey, buddy. Ralph. I think you got butt dialed. I think Ralph butt dialed you.
    58:40
    I don't know. Hey, Ralph, are you there? Yes, Ollie, he does need someone to screen these calls. Yeah, listen, it's just, you know, it's not going to work out. We tried it. The premise is great, says Bobby, right? The premise is great.
    59:00
    Execution is going to be a problem. All right. I want to start a mode. You know, how do I screen calls? Go ahead. Come on over here. I don't know how to do that. Just answer it and press the one. Here you go. Step over my cord. I will. All right. Answer it and press what? Answer the blue. Yep. And then press the keypad. Keypad.
    59:21
    See, these are just children. Just get rid of the kids. No kids. We're not talking awesome. Okay, we're ringing again, right? Yeah.
    59:40
    Go ahead and answer it. Now we're calling someone. I'm calling somebody. Okay, I did the wrong thing. Don't worry about it. Okay. We'll just disconnect the phone. It sounds like Batman 66. Does it? Oh, it does, doesn't it? Ha! Batman 66. Okay. Golden Lagoon. Okay. Now I need to lock two balls, John. Or you just shoot the spinner. Shoot the spinner. Just disconnect that. All right. Decline. Just disconnect that. It didn't work.
    60:11
    Shoot the spinner. It's all you need. Couple of spinner shots. Right up the middle. Okay, great. More spinner shots.
    60:28
    Okay, that was fine, too. Ooh, nice. Well done. Good save. These timers. I mean, okay. Whoa. That was pretty fast. It's just too fast.
    61:00
    All right. Lock a ball, maybe, John, and then go back to the mode start? Or use your thing. Go back into that same golden thing and see if you're still trying to get up to 25 million. Oh, it won't let me go to it. Okay, okay. All right. I guess it won't. Okay. Let's lock a ball.
    61:21
    Okay. Oh, step over my thing here again. Fuck off. Yeah. All right. Answer, it's me living with Albert. Oh, all right. Shit, Albert. I didn't know it was you. I'll call you back.
    61:36
    Okay. I'm going to give her a go here. See if I can do anything. Okay. I'm going to call Albert. I like Albert.
    62:02
    Hello? Albert, how are you? Oh my God, I'm good. I've been trying to call in for an hour and one minute. You know, lines are busy. We're going to give a translate away. I guess so. I better get a prize after all that. No, I'm just kidding, Jamie. The prize is just to talk to you, brother. How's it going? Get out of here. Ah, it's good, you know. We're having fun with it tonight. So the call-in show, the premise is great, okay? The execution, we've got to work on it. There you go, John. Okay, so I think like Flippin' Out or whatever call-in show that like Ken Cromwell and Zach Mennie did many years ago, they had a Friday night call-in show and they had to have a screener, I think. Yeah, I don't really want to get a screener. Well, you don't want to hire a volunteer full-time, but I mean, the kid calling in doing Cleveland was great, but I think he blocked a couple other calls from calling in. It was hilarious, though. It was funny. I didn't even know what Cleveland was, you know.
    63:07
    I've never seen the family guy spin off. All right, I'm going to try to beat John here. Hey, I miss you, bud. I'm going to tell you when to dead bounce, Jamie, because you're going to dead bounce like 25% more at least. There you go. Dead bounce more. Let's go. Let's see it right here, Jamie. Dead bounce more. I like that advice. I thought I was a pretty good dead bouncer. Apparently, you've got some work to do. No, you are. No, you're great. Just a little bit more. I see sometimes you're hesitant when it's getting near where the flipper gap is, right? Oh, shit. This is it right here. You got this one. Yeah, it's coming right down the middle.
    63:42
    Elizabeth Giese is watching, though. Don't disappoint her. No, she's not. She's not watching, is she? She's been in chat all night when you were making fun of Optimus Prime. No. She was in there all like, Jamie, no. You're full of shit. Her name is at Giese.
    63:57
    That's Elizabeth. No, it's not. No, I'm not. Why? Because I'm bitching about that I want the modes to be a little longer?
    64:08
    No, because she said, wow, this guy got $600 million in one ball. We should probably hire him at Stern. Yeah. That's multi-ball, dude. That's multi-ball.
    64:18
    Oh, no. That's ball two. No, it's ball two. All right, I've got to lock these balls, Albert. Okay, get in there. There's one. Here it comes.
    64:29
    Oh, I got it, Albert. Do you know what you're doing in this mode? I saw that. That was first try. Okay. So now I'm going to hit these.
    64:42
    I don't know, Albert. Purple shots and then a drop target. Yeah, you got to give the Decepticons purple nurples. Okay.
    64:54
    That will give you your ultimate combo. Oh, okay, he transformed on the screen, that counts. It should transform, I mean, it's a little bit of a bummer, but I don't care, I've lost interest in making fun of it.
    65:13
    It kind of reminds me of, like, it would be great if it did, but I guess I can probably get over it if it doesn't, but I mean, Soundwave's still way cooler anyways with the cassettes. That's awesome multiball so far, though. Yeah. Retro Ralph, Kale Hernandez, Christopher Franchi, Jaws, Batman 66. That was pretty decent. So what are these orange shots? What would I compare it to? That's a good question. It's hard. I don't know if I've seen anything really like it.
    66:11
    Pretty unique. You know, this countdown to extinction is pretty cool. We got that tonight. That's very similar to the oxygen chamber in Godzilla, of course. But I have no idea what these freaking orange shots say. This is One Shall Fall. You did that earlier tonight. I did. I'm going to try to hit the white and get another mode going.
    66:35
    One more mode. Okay. Dude, I hit it three times. It's like you're qualifying modes. Yeah, you have to hit, after you do two modes, you got to hit it twice. And every time your flipper moves, you go to a different mode. That's why it's not starting on that second shot. Albert, how's Canada rocking, dude? You know, the World Cup's been very good.
    67:01
    How are you feeling? Oh my God, I heard the Vancouver and the Toronto bars are all out of frickin' beer because the Europeans, they just go to, like, they know how to drink and the Europeans are big on soccer, so. Yeah. No, it's great. I think it's good for the United States, for Mexico, for Canada, for tourism. We're bringing in billions of dollars. It's great.
    67:23
    Yeah. It's been fun, right? And Canada somehow won, so. Yeah, Candy in the Night States, you know, soccer or football, that's not our thing, but I'm still excited to watch. Yeah, you did great. All right, buddy. God bless you. Great talking to you, Albert. You're the best. Take it easy. I stayed up an extra hour just for you, my dude. God bless you. I just want to give a quick shout out to my son, Owen. He graduated from high school this weekend, so he got to have prom last night. And, yeah, I just wanted to shout him out quickly and say shout out to everyone watching in the live chat. And take it easy, Jamie. Have a rad night. You're one of my faves. God bless you, brother.
    68:00
    All right. That's enough of the call-in. No more call-ins. Yeah. Good run. All right. We're going to play one more, okay? One more game. Let's play one more game. John's been swept tonight. I'm poor. I've been absolutely annihilated. And I think it's because I'm not coaching you. You want to come around here and coach your ass? It's fine. No worries. I'm learning, though. I'm learning a few things. So, all good. I think you're not starting the multiball in a mode, by the way. Okay, well, let's try that. I think you need that. Let's try that. Come on around.
    68:31
    USA, six goals. Yeah, we're playing good, Stringer. Let's start a mode, John. All right, let's start a mode.
    68:39
    Let me knock down a few drop targets over here. Look at that. Straight out the outline. It's okay. You got your ball safe still. Golly, what are we doing here? Let's hit a couple of these.
    68:51
    There it is. Now you're Golden Lagoon. You're going yellow shots. Spinners. Yellow shots and spinners.
    69:00
    My phone is ringing off the hook. I need 25 million. Well, you are. They want. No, it's these fucking kids.
    69:09
    I'm going to turn. There it is. Oh, the right. That one, man. Oh. The ball saves. You're okay.
    69:27
    Andrew wants to call in. I like Andrew Golsan, though. I'll call Andrew Golsan. Talk to Andrew. We can talk to whoever we want to.
    69:44
    Have I got 20? I haven't got 25 million yet, have I? Good save. Come on. Get that middle spinner. I'm trying to. There it is. Why is my value not going up over 25 million? It needs to go to 25 million.
    70:03
    Get that spinner again. I missed it that time. Okay. Nope, nope, nope. Man, I feel like... Oh, no. I should have let it go. Dang it. You think it would have bounced off the middle post? I think it might have. What do you think about middle post? Oh, look, did I just get to 22 million and not 25? If I had gotten to 25, I think it would have given me the final blow. I'm taking the phone off. We're bombarded by children.
    70:37
    Because this thing's on YouTube and they're all sitting at home looking at YouTube. They're not pinball players. Somehow we popped up on their screen. I don't understand how this works. Okay, fine. Thank you It okay Fuck it I got a ball save I could have moved that but Alright I on Golden Lagoon as well Same thing I'm on. So you want to get 25 million points and then final blow should light. That's, I believe, what's supposed to happen. Ooh, well done.
    71:34
    Well done. You literally have 60 seconds to do this. Every mode, 60 seconds. Shit. So, it's not enough time, Elizabeth. You have 60 seconds. What more do you need? Come on, middle shot. Right at the middle. Let's go. Like James Bond.
    71:54
    It's not going up there. Okay, nice. Jesus. Come on, hit a shot. Fuck. So, you know what I'm going to do, Jamey? I'm going to try to start Golden Lagoon again. Can I? I don't think I can.
    72:21
    Hmm. Okay. Well, I'm not going to do that. I know. Apparently, Jamey hates Minnesota. I don't hate Minnesota. I'm going to call Andrew. Here he goes. Andrew, hold on. I'm answering.
    72:47
    Call from? MN Retro Gamer. Oh, the game's not on the stream. Okay. All right. Well, good. Hello there. Hello.
    73:02
    Hi, this is the MN Retro Gamer up here in the Minnesota. Yeah, don't you know? You're better than that, Andrew.
    73:13
    Look, you're doing pretty good there on the screen, yeah. Yeah. What's with all the children calling? I think you need to start doing a little bit more post-pat. It's not there?
    73:25
    It's just a delay. All right, sorry about that, guys. Andrew, talk me through this. Help me out here.
    73:34
    Yeah, what do you need there? See, that's a shitty punch. That's too far. I got to start a mode. Oh, boy.
    73:53
    Oof. Oof, you're back. You're back. Uh-oh. All right, here we go, Minnesota Retro Gamer. Minnesota. Oh yeah, Minnesota, yeah. We got the hot dish up in here. And, you know, we're the only state that uses the duck duck, grey duck. I don't know anything about that goose.
    74:15
    All right, Andrew, always a pleasure, Minnesota. God bless you. Okay, bye. Get out of here. I love you. Bye.
    74:26
    All right, Ralph's calling me back. Oh man, are you kidding me? God, we're sucking this one. You know, we didn't have the game up. Okay.
    74:37
    We didn't have the game up. Then we probably should do one more game since we didn't have the game up. We can do one more game after this. What time is it? What's up, Ralph? 2-9-15. Yeah, we can do one more thing.
    74:47
    Ralphie. Oh, I can't hear you. Jamey. Yeah. There he is. This is so annoying, man. I'm trying to call you from my Rodecaster. For some reason, it's not working. Oh.
    75:01
    Well, that's on you. That's not on me. I know, but what I don't get is I used to do phone calls from a roadcaster all the time, and all I would do is just pair my Bluetooth and it would work fine, and now it just doesn't work. I've tried, like, every setting.
    75:16
    I don't know why. Shit. It sucks, though. Why does it suck? Hey, tell me if you can hear this. Tell me if you, a couple weeks, tell me if you can hear this. Thank you for watching. I'm going to hear more of it.
    76:04
    No, I'm kidding. That's it. You're gone. I'm gone. That's it. That's it? Oh, he hung up. Well, that was weird. He has some crazy voices on there. I don't know what he's doing. I can do crazy. All right, I'm going to lock a ball. Do it.
    76:20
    Uh-oh. Oh, I didn't mean to micro-flip that. That is a good little dead bounce from Albert. And I'm supposed to be in modes.
    76:33
    How many balls is that? Just one. I really should be not doing this. I should be doing modes. I mean, you're in a mode for another 25 seconds. Shoot ramps and build up that value. That ramp is so hard, dude. Ramp and Optimus Prime.
    76:54
    Is that Ralph? No. All right. We're going to wrap it up here. No, no, I just unplugged the phone. Okay.
    77:02
    Start it off. Final blow builds. I'm so good at this Transformers multiball. This shot right here. You got, okay, you've no more seconds, you're out of that mode, mode's done.
    77:34
    Mission failed. It's okay, fine. So, start another mode. Let's go. That's what you want to do right now, you want to start another mode. Let's go, right up the middle.
    77:48
    Okay. Okay, one more for Solar Ride now, but you can't just hit it right now, you want to trap up on that left flipper. Now look, if one more for solar ride, so use this flipper. Okay, now go back to microbots. Go back to microbots. Now, this flip will be on solar needle, and that'll be your second one. You can start solar needle. Okay? Oh, okay. Solar needle with the multiball, I think, is a good move. After you do two, you've got to hit that thing twice to start the next mode. Yeah, and we've got two X-playfield lit. Well, you better. Okay. We'll go on with that in the multiball. You want to start that mode. Yep.
    78:24
    Stop, stop, stop, stop. Go back to microbots. There you go. Okay. All right. Oof. All right. That's okay.
    78:38
    Okay. That's, um... Make sure you go into solar mode, right? So trap up, trap up, and... I'm not trapping up. Oof. Oh, no! Oof. That was hardcore. That was hardcore rejection there. Son of a bitch. Yep, that was not what the doctor ordered. No, it wasn't. You know what we should do for the call-in show? What's that?
    79:00
    Have a screener? Screen calls? No, I just won't. I'll just take calls from my friends. If you have my cell phone, you can call me. That's one way to do it. If you're, you know, I mean, yeah. Not ran... Which one? John. Oh, yeah, we might do that. Not bad.
    79:24
    I'm out of here in 11 minutes. I'm with you. I'm going with you. You want to do one more game? Yeah, one more game after this. One more game. Okay. God, come on. Give me a chance here. Oh, look at there. I did beat you this time. Did you hold it down? I beat you this time. Those were terrible. All right. Let's switch them around. Can we switch them around? You get to go first this time. Maybe that will change my fortunes and I can finally do something. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Rookie move. Not having this on your Apple Watch. Learned this by Rachel Bess. And it's a good move.
    79:57
    Okay. That's satisfying. Oh, that's neat. Okay, I'm going to start a mode. And this is that blue mode, which is just in the middle. But I can hit this right there because that's part of the blue.
    80:27
    Ah, I didn't. Now, see, now it's here. Can you backhand that? No. Try again. I want to try to backhand it, okay?
    80:41
    Look at that. Perfect. Right orbit. Oh, you almost got it. Post-pass. Let's go. That's what I'm talking about. Let's go. Center shot. Right on now. Bam. Almost. Tee it up. Tee it up. You got plenty of time. Center shot.
    81:00
    It's okay. This one's flashing a lot over here. You can hit that. This left. That's going to be a hard one. That's hard.
    81:13
    Okay. Center. That left one is really flashing quickly. Oh, that's a fumble. Yep, kids are watching, Jamey, so just feel, you know. That's a fumble, Ruski. Hold it, Jamey.
    81:30
    Hold it. Did Jamey allow Complete Randall's to call? And I thought this was going to be his friends and the whole thing. David, it got messed up, okay? It got messed up, and, you know, somehow we got on a YouTube algorithm of children. Yeah. And it didn't work out. From Cleveland.
    81:47
    Okay. All right, this is for all the marbles. This is for championship of the evening. You crushed me. It's good. I can live with that. Start. I mean, oh my God. Don't worry about it. Start a mode.
    82:00
    All right, there's down. Oh, mercy. Oh my gosh. Don't worry, ball safe. It's very generous here at Eureka Heights. Yeah, we like that. Welcome live to Eureka Heights. I'm Jamey Burtz. So you're watching us, John Spates, and that is not what he wanted. Horrible, no. It's not what he wanted, ladies and gentlemen, but thanks for being here. Poor performance. Oh, that hurt feelings. Uh-huh.
    82:27
    God, what a start. Did Jamie let Randos call? Turns out that didn't work out. We did get a song, though. That was kind of interesting. Yeah, what was that? I have no idea. Okay. You got a 6-7 as well.
    82:45
    No, he didn't do 6-7. Somebody did. Wait a minute. No ball save? No, not that time. Not for you. Nope.
    82:54
    Okay, here we go. That was terrible. That was no bueno. What ball is this? Three? Please don't be three. It's not three. Okay, thanks. Ball two, but still.
    83:09
    I need to do some dead bouncing. Thank you for watching. That's true. No, you're okay. There it is. Ball one locked. That's ball one.
    83:47
    What do you think? Give me your overall opinion here, okay? Mine? Yeah, it's like... I mean, I'm having fun. I'm having fun tonight. It's kicking my butt. Oh, gosh. It's kicking my butt, but I'm not disliking it. I'm learning it. I'm trying to figure out what it is that I need to be doing. Oh, gosh. Play better pinball?
    84:09
    Cube collected. I don't even know what that means. That's the Energon Cube. Energen? Energon? Start a mode, I think. I'm trying to lock a ball. Hit that green two more times. Okay.
    84:25
    That ramp is very satisfying when it's lit. There it is. Now lock another ball. Right here. That's the ball, too. Nope, nope, nope.
    84:34
    I wish I was as good of a caddy as you are. So we have this idea, ladies and gentlemen. Check this out, right? Thank you for the two bucks. That was very nice of you. All right. This idea we want to do is a non-IFPA tournament, okay? And basically it's John and I would be partners because we work well together. And he's my buddy. But everybody has a coach. And, like, say you're 4,000th in the world like me, you can have a 1,000th coach. Anyway, it's a tournament, and you work together to beat other teams.
    85:23
    I don't know. What do you think? Would people play this? Would people play that? All right, you're in a mode, and you started multiball, dude. I used Energon, too, and I'm not sure what that does. Makes things easier, maybe, but less points?
    85:39
    I don't know. I don't know you got achievements, though. All right, this is where John comes to play. He shines. The man shines a multiple. That was satisfying.
    85:54
    That was satisfying. That drain. You know what I like? I'd like to get, uh, does Ralph call me again? No. Uh, yeah.
    86:12
    Oof. Oh. That didn't do much on that one. Autobot Award. Hmm. Hmm. Prime Target. That was worth three million.
    86:29
    Hmm. There it is. Start a mode again. Okay. We got a bot. We got a bot? Yeah. I don't know. I get a bot? I don't know what that means. I always get excited when I get a bot. Oh, on the chat thing? Yeah, it's fun. It means to them. All right, yellow. Average Game Time The
    88:01
    Video mode. Ball lock. Oh, that didn't go. That's trouble. Almost. Okay, here we go. All right, Golden Lagoon again. You're going to energize or you're going to keep? You're going to keep it, your cube? I energized it. Did you? I don't know. I think so. Ssup Ball 1? Shit.
    88:34
    I'm going to go right up the middle. Do it. Keep doing it. Shoot yellow shots. Look at there. That was great. That's already 6 million towards your 25 million. And you've got plenty of time left. Do it again. Right up the middle. There you go. Oh, that should have went. No, that's fine. That was another 3 million, but where's your total?
    88:52
    54. No, you're... I guess you keep doing it, and when you get to 25 million, it'll collectively let you know to go for the final blow. I think you do right over.
    89:12
    Yep. Oh, get up there. That would have been a good one. Good shot. Oh, great. You have to be at 25 million. Now, final blow. Final blow. Right up the middle. Let's go. Right? Final blow. Come on. Shoot it.
    89:31
    That's the one. There you go. Well done. Good job. Finish that mode. Two times play field activated. Final blow, 12 million. Mission total, 38. Yeah.
    89:46
    Great job. Well done. Tech spec makes left ramp worth 2X. All right. I'm going right at the middle, though.
    89:58
    Again. Super. Well done. Oh, I thought it would bounce up. I did too. No, that's just piss poor judgment. Great job, though. Good game.
    90:17
    Look at all those Chivos. Good job. Starscream, Frenzy. You need to practice more, Jamey. You need to beat Ralph and Electric Bat on his own turf. Thank you, Trash Can. Gordillia, Bacchus, and E.T. Okay.
    91:00
    There it is. Oh, God. That was ball added, ball added. Hit that spinner again. Oh, did I just lose both balls? I think I did. Nope, you got one back.
    91:14
    Oh, golly. Come on, balls. Oh, that's gone. Oh, no. That's gone. You're gone, buddy. Uh-oh. All right, this is huge. Average R. You're at 87. Trap up. And do what here? Okay, I think you want to go right in the middle and start a motion start.
    91:38
    Maybe, maybe not. Okay, hold on. Nope. Almost. Come on, come on. Nope. Come on. Two times playfield activated. I'd start this mode. I'm trying, buddy. Oh. That's good. You can backhand this right up the middle. That's huge. All right, do it again.
    92:10
    Oh, no. Good save. God darn it. That's okay. Oh, my God. Oh, no. That was a fumble ruski. Fumble ruski. Bad gummit. Great game. Good job, buddy. Thank you, buddy. You won the night. Well done. Thank you guys. Let's see if I get anything here.
    92:31
    Hey! Prime target champion. Prime target. Bam. John Carlisle. All 20 million. Hey, great to see you, buddy. Be careful. Good to see you. Adios.
    92:44
    JBS Golden Lagoon champion. Damn right I am. And scream. There we go. 119. Great job, buddy. That was fun.
    93:01
    All right. That was a good ball. B. Ralph in his own garage slinger. I can do that. All right, guys. Thank you so much for the live call-in show. Next time, we're just going to give people my number and do it that way. Because, you know, something kind of fucked it up a little bit. It's okay. But I had fun. Did you have fun? It was great. Thank you, Eureka Heights. Thank you, Houston Pinball. Thank you, Jamey Burchell. That was great. This is super fun. And this is a fun machine. I don't care that it doesn't transform. It doesn't matter. I don't give a shit. Yeah, it's fine. It's super fun. Although, right in the beginning, if it said, Autobots transform and roll out, doesn't he say that? Roll out. I don't know. And the damn thing, like, went. Stood up. That'd be cool. But hey, you know what? It's totally fun. This is what we got. Yeah. The premium, we're going to get that whenever it comes out, and we're going to blast some balls out of this guy's whatever this thing's called. That's Megatron. Did you ever see The Gun? No, I never watched the show. You never watched it? It turned into a gun, dude. Okay.
    94:08
    Megatron, that's a gun. Okay. I never saw this show. Yeah. You never watched it? I'm going to go back and watch the cartoons. Are you? Yeah. Watch the movie, the G1 Transformers movie. I want to watch what this is based off of. Thank you for watching. See if we can get some call-ins from Harry Potter.
    94:54
    We'll see. All right, guys. Thank you so, so much. Really appreciate you so, so much. Thank you for all the support and all the super chats. Unneeded, but really appreciative. Thank you, guys.