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THE WALKING DEAD (Stern 2014) 06/01/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 39m·analyzed·Jun 8, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Walking Dead pinball with latest code on DeadFlip, explaining rules and gameplay strategy.

Summary

DeadFlip streams live gameplay of Stern's The Walking Dead (2014) pinball machine on June 1, 2015, featuring Jack Danger and several guests playing on the latest code update. The stream focuses on rules explanation, gameplay strategy, and machine setup/maintenance, with multiple players competing in a casual five-player rotation format. Technical adjustments include disabled ball save and extra balls to increase difficulty.

Key Claims

  • A new code update was released two days prior, which had a bug requiring the machine to be reset, wiping all scores

    high confidence · Jack states: 'the code update that they released, I think, had a little bug in it, and unfortunately, when you reset the code, it wipes all the scores'

  • Nick achieved approximately 500 million points in Horde mode on the previous stream before the code reset

    high confidence · Jack recounts: 'Nick, on his very first game, hit Horde mode, which is the new mode on here, and put up like half a billion on this machine. Unfortunately, it got erased. Put the new code on it.'

  • DeadFlip disabled ball save and extra balls for this streaming session

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'we have zero ball save and no extra balls on this machine. So we're actually playing with a huge deficit here'

  • The Walking Dead machine has a notorious center drain problem coming out of jet bumpers

    high confidence · Chris explains the playfield dynamic: 'typically this game is notorious for draining once it comes out of those jet bumpers between the well and this ramp here'

  • A rubber on the jet bumper feed was replaced with a larger gauge due to poor feeding

    medium confidence · Jack mentions: 'I had this game. It was a decent safe for the Pops actually. I wasn't so fortunate... I can't remember if it was Nick who noticed that and was like, yeah, why? Yeah, and I had this game. It was a decent safe for the Pops actually'

Notable Quotes

  • “Drops? Never dropped a frame in my life.”

    Jack Danger@ 0:04 — Humorous opening line setting the tone for the stream

  • “Nick, on his very first game, hit Horde mode, which is the new mode on here, and put up like half a billion on this machine.”

    Jack Danger@ 5:36 — Establishes significance of new Horde mode and highlights player skill

  • “I need Gavin in my life. We all need a little Gavin in our lives. Fix all the things.”

    Jack Danger@ 3:08 — Acknowledges Gavin's role as technician maintaining multiple machines

  • “No ball save means you better be ready. No ball save means no ball save means my word is Thomas Law.”

    Brad (Robert T. Smith)@ 20:00 — Reflects difficulty level set by DeadFlip

  • “I think the add-a-ball is also those targets. Next to the tent.”

    Jack Danger@ 15:38 — Explains rule interaction and scoring mechanics

Entities

Jack DangerpersonDeadFliporganizationThe Walking DeadgameStern PinballcompanyNick George CampbellpersonGavinpersonBrad Robert T. SmithpersonCrystalpersonBram Stoker's Draculagame

Signals

  • ?

    code_update: Walking Dead received new code update with bug requiring score reset; indicates active development/maintenance cycle

    high · Jack: 'the code update that they released, I think, had a little bug in it, and unfortunately, when you reset the code, it wipes all the scores'

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip streaming establishes format for code reveal and machine testing; community watches and provides feedback in real-time

    high · Stream structure shows systematic gameplay demonstration, rules teaching, and community interaction via chat/emotes

  • ?

    design_innovation: Horde mode is new addition to Walking Dead generating player interest; achieves high scores (500M+)

    high · Jack highlights Nick's achievement: 'Nick, on his very first game, hit Horde mode, which is the new mode on here, and put up like half a billion'

  • ?

    manufacturing_signal: Stern providing access to factory machine for streaming/testing indicates close relationship with content creators

    high · Jack: 'Sam Stern was kind enough to let us take it from their factory and beat it up and then give it back to them'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Machine exhibits center drain vulnerability from jet bumper feed; requires maintenance (rubber gauge replacement)

    high · Chris: 'typically this game is notorious for draining once it comes out of those jet bumpers' and Jack mentions rubber replacement

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
Uh, what? Drops? Never dropped a frame in my life. Son of a... What's up, Internet? Hey, Jack Danger here, coming to you live from... Dead Flip Headquarters.
0:17
Tonight, in a world where a pinball machine is themed off of a zombie TV show, We're playing The Walking Dead.
0:31
Will I qualify or not? Can you guys hear us? Oh, yeah, the mic's coming through. Internet, can you hear me? Can you see the animation on the screen?
0:55
Walking Dead. Laziest. Gavin. Hey! Loud and loud. You're fine. Everything's loud. Loud! Why's that not loud? Audio good. Video is the dead Twitch logo. Aw, dead Twitch logo.
1:17
No, I know who you are, Jack. You go louder. Louder. Oh, you like a louder? there how does that animation look Jack can I link something I am I don't know how you can link something if Moobot only lets subscribers link stuff unless it's Imgur or to the Deadflip site but I don't know how to just allow somebody to do something quick I'm sorry I love you I really love you Gavin's here to beat us up yeah flip twitch, twitch flip all of the above it's going to get toasty in here it's toasty we're going to open this up Gavin's going to be here to fix our two ball machine sure hey Brad can you grab that holding chair and move it over here yeah there you go
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competitive_signal: DeadFlip establishing streaming tournament format with rotating players and scoring system

medium · Five-player rotation with 4-3-2-1-0 point system and team pairing mechanics indicate evolving tournament structure

2:23
I need some of this open so we can get the light bounce. I'm stuck in an airport. Oh. Which airport? Why? Which airport and why? Gavin is here to fix everything. He is here to fix Bram Stoker's Dracula. He got Simpsons up and running, which we've never, ever had working ever.
2:46
It's going to be nuts. For Friday, cosplay. Flippity-duck, Flippity-duck. Walking Dead flip. it's going to be great.
2:56
Fixed BSD. It's got here. Yes. It looks so great. BSD is not only fixed now, but it's freshly waxed and ready to go.
3:07
High five Gavin. I need Gavin in my life. We all need a little Gavin in our lives. Fix all the things. Buffalo, what's up, buddy?
3:17
I want to get one of those Gavin hats. Yeah. Oh, the Gavin's game service? Yeah, he is. God, everything needed something. Oh, Crystal's here. That's me. That darn chat. That's Laura, by the way. Hi, Laura. Lara. That darn chat.
3:40
So, if I hit Gavin Prime, I'll say Team Crystal. Guys, it's Team Crystal, everybody. Hello, you guys. Crystal's here. I banged my head against Gavin's MV in Metallica at Lemons last night. Oh, don't do it. Pluto! Dude, thanks for coming, man. Who's the Arco? The Arco is just a local dude killing and swilling. I love him. Those scores are insanity. We had to reset the scores on this because there was another code update that came out like two days ago. Even though there was a code update three days ago. Um, the code update that they released, I think, had a little bug in it, and unfortunately, when you reset the code, it wipes all the scores. Um, dude, Pluto, Butt Douglas is here.
4:31
Pluto, Butt Douglas. Jake the Miner. What's up, Jake? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day one on Stern's The Walking Dead. This is the pro version of this game. And Stern was kind enough to let us take it from their factory and beat it up and then give it back to them. It's going to be fun. We have the newest code on here, which a lot of people haven't seen. So that's going to be fun to sort of mess around with and discover the best ways to approach all that stuff. We have a lot of people here tonight. We have Brad Smith, the mayor of Indiana. Team Crystal over here. We got Gavin from Gavin's Game Service. This guy. Nick Campbell's in the back. I don't know if anyone else is coming. I'm Jack Danger.
5:15
Nick Campbell here. What's up, Benedict? Pluto. Hi, everyone. I'm Bud Douglas. Pluto. Thanks for playing along, buddy.
5:26
So, yeah, I guess we'll just switch the cameras over and get started because I want to dig into this code a little bit. If you'll remember from last week, we did a highlight of it. Nick, on his very first game, got Horde mode, which is the new mode on here, and put up like half a billion on this machine. Unfortunately, it got erased. Put the new code on it. When we put the new code on it. I would cheer for... Dude, there was a monster score. Like, while he got that score, Stern was Facebook messaging me about Nick just annihilating the game. It was nuts So, change Nick to pinball machine So he doesn't leave in the middle of the stream again You can't hold Nick down He comes in, he blows it up Flies away He's like a bird He's like a freaking bird, he just goes And now we have five people So we gotta flip out anyway Are you gonna fly out? No, lowest score Have to get kicked out Crystal, do you want to do me a solid And hit number $1.75 Welcome to the League, brother. You're amazing. Holy crap, man. Thank you for coming. For subscribing. We'll give you fantasy effects for hitting... Oh, God. Don't do it.
6:42
It's like so bad, it's not even funny. Is it like a fog machine, but dry? Yes, exactly. And it causes a sore throat-erino.
6:54
You have to say erino at the end of your sentence in order to be on Twitch, apparently. Oh, that's like, um, that's like dad thing, where it's like. Ritalina. Like they say palooza at the end of things. Oh, like, what are you going to like deadhead palooza? Yeah, dad. Thanks. Thanks, dad. Um, or a pop of spray. That stuff is toxic. I drank a beer with dry ice in it a week or two ago, and I immediately think it poisoned myself.
7:23
You really shouldn't do that. Yeah. Uh, science though, right? Let it out. How do we figure out who goes first?
7:31
Do you just want to row? Actually, row the loser has to row out. We'll do it in height. Oh, well, hold on. Bad mouth. How do we want to do this? The U-wind spray. Yeah, actually, when Jace was here on Friday, I sprayed it in the bed. When's your birthday on? February? Oh, me too. February. Are you actually? Really? Yes. Wait. Everybody in the Aquarius here? Well, I'm Tyson Deniquarius. I'm the fourth of four. Oh, all right.
8:02
February's only, baby. February's only. Wait. So we've got to go by day then, right? For this in February? How do we do it? Who's date? Dollar. Thanks again, man. That's really awesome of you. Tuesday, 7th, 4th. 19th. 4th, 15th.
8:18
I don't understand. Yeah, okay. First, second, third, fourth. I'll go last. Eight. Oh, wait. Who's first? That's what I was thinking. Oh, he went first. He was first on February. Okay, guys. Here we go! I thought we already did. Wait, Crystal, you and I can row Shambo for you. There you go. One, two, three. Just one. Just one. Swing it around and pull it. You ready? Go. Booyah! God of War, you're back, man! Good to see you! Alright, folks, here's how this game works. Number one, typical Stern skill shot mixed with an interesting sort of old school skill shot. So, you see these two flashing lights here?
9:00
Like, that one's gone, now that one's gone. So you want to roll over both of those while they're both lit, and then go into the flashing lane, which you can control with your flippers here. So, the better the skill shot you do, the more gruesome the kill on the zombie, and the more money you get right up front. Kill him, JD! Here we go. Use the bigger guns.
9:19
Sorry about your head, buddy. Okay. So, some changes since the last stream on this. We turned the ball tape all the way off. Oh yeah, we made this stuff hard. And we turned the extra balls off. And it also, somehow between moving it from out there to here, it's like the angle of it is just off. But yeah, so we set this to typical deadflip standards where it's super, super hard. Super hard. Oh, no, we fixed the gate also a little bit. Oh, yeah, fixed the gate. Thank you for that.
9:59
What does that mean? Not an upset. Okay, okay. Okay. Double danger. Now we've got to reset the camera. Okay. Sorry, Internet. There's no ball stays, and there's no bonus if I just drain it. So I had to do anything I could to get that ball out. And now I'm going to wait a minute. The tilt box winds itself down. Yeah.
10:22
Oh, all in one. So this is number three. Yeah. Um, alright. Number two does the full screen player. And number one is the dead foot thing and zero is the twitch. Dead twitch. Dead twitch! I respect your decision, Nick. Let it rain. Double danger! Oh, that picture sure was worth it. Oh, yeah. Booby-coop. We got one shot. Yeah, the danger noise on this thing is interesting. It's kind of like Star Trek. They added that high-pitched danger noise. And Kiersten, don't forget, it's three dangers.
11:10
Oh, what a lie. That is ridiculous. I don't want anybody to use real language. It's just, only pictures, please. There is no reason to use, like, alpha that's not evening. Whenever I attack somebody, I just use emojis for everything. Yeah. Good money. Alright. Let's put the lock in. What is that number? It's a ball pit. Ball pit. Um, I need a beer. I want a beer. Hey, do you need beer? What? Ball pit. Oh. Pop bumper feed. That one wasn't on the rail though. Yeah, mine, it was feeling so bad I replaced this rubber with a bigger gauge one. Yeah, I can't remember if it was Nick who noticed that and was like, yeah, why? Yeah, and I had this game. It was pretty safe for the Pops actually.
12:03
I wasn't so fortunate. Oh, I've got this. Here has one. Just be a few shiny. Scurry. Everybody's got a scurry. I forgot how to do it. I need a slap emote. I would love a slap emote. I'm gonna lightning bolt your baby head. Okay. I was saying to Jack earlier that Jada should be the kind of person who only hands someone grains from the pop bumper drain. Pop bumper drain. This is pretty forgiving. You have to give it a little bit of a nose, but you're not so bad. So, Internet, what Chris is talking about is typically this game is notorious for graining once it comes out of those pop bumpers in between the well walker in this ramp here, if it's coming down. It likes to center drain pretty bad, but this machine actually is not encountering a problem too much. And we got some pretty mobster scores on the board. I tell you, no ball save is gonna make this a little harder to get 400 million. Yep, folks, also please don't judge, because we have zero ball save and no extra balls on this machine. So we're actually playing with a huge deficit here. Nailed it. That's it. Nailed it. Hit the head. I had a hard time putting this in. In Mars. Why did I do that? I knew that was going. All you have. What have you got? Donate to Kids Piggy Bank. Folks, I'm still working on those two icons, but I figured I'd get these other two up and then I'll just replace them when I'm done designing them. Because, uh, it's hard. I don't even know what that sound means. I don't think I've ever seen an episode of the show. I think that's the CDC being contaminated with zombie butts. Where?
13:53
What? You swore? Donate the kids? What? No, I didn't say anything. I heard this game is square. Yeah, this game does square. Yeah, keep the squares up. Uh, folks, shoot! Keep shooting. Click follow if you're new to the stream. We stream Monday through Friday. And follow in the stream. Just click the little heart. And it'll turn green and I'll point at your face and scream in your ear. Now scream! Oh! Right off the bat. Big money. Nicely done.
14:36
Everybody clap your hands. Oh, that's not what I wanted. Thanks. Clap your hands. Wow. Nice roll. Take it to... All right, so I want food to start because this was something Joe taught me. You want all three of these to get blood bath, but if you start one when it's not on it, you have to finish it to get the food. So I'm going to wait for food to come up and try to hit those targets. Nice, you got it. You completed it in one shot. Yep. Now all I have to do is complete it again. And then he gets the multiball bloodbath. And then I get that bloodbath multiball.
15:18
You also have a multi-kill waiting in your far left loop. Oh, thank you. I'm going to try to get this multiball started.
15:26
Shit. Multi-kill! Alright, so now I'm going to go for prison. Or him. I think the add-a-ball is also those targets. Next to the tent.
15:44
Close one. I got three on mine. Well, I have 1.24. I don't have 1.55 yet. I think you have one more item.
16:07
Hopefully. So, folks, we need another hint to hit the mirror. Hit the prison dial. We're starting double scoring, too. And we've got two-inch rolling, also.
16:22
I still have a timing, but it's not happening. It'll be points. I don't care. There you go. You got a multi-couple off the bicycle? Yeah. I'm a little low. I got to get it. No. That's the worst. No! That's the worst! Too late, too late! Oh, Knack Rider! Thanks for the follow, buddy! That would have been your anabolf a little sooner. It's like a clown face with a big magnet nose. It does look like a clown face with a big magnet nose. In front of the prison? Does it smile? 1, 2, 3! Thank you for the follow, man. Yeah, it looks like a big, goofy clown face. Oh, boy. So Nick has 2x running again. His extra ball is lit for points. And the Bicycle Girl ramp is lit and also has a multi-kill. That's true.
17:32
Ah! Thanks, folks! Excellent work, sir. Cheersy! Cheersy cheesy. Not bad. You could say scoring is more than higher than it used to be. Absolutely. Mr. Dudes! Thanks for the follow, buddy! Hey brother!
17:55
Gavin Miller steps up. I don't have a lower third for him. He has one more shot. Good shot. 83 million. Holy cow. Yeah man, that's a good ball, Pluto.
18:14
Alright Brad. So, not to forget how to do skillshots. So, whoever gets last place, you take over for that person. Yeah. The fourth highest score gets relegated. Squeak! Make sure to follow, Squeak! We got Fred Smith up in the hoops. If you're Canadian. Or a house, if you're Canadian. There was a moose loose in the hoop. Oh, you mean a mouse, goose, and a hare. There you go. No, I've got a couch in the back. You mean a goose? Oh, well. Good job. That was dangerous. We're almost to prison multiple. We're probably going to have to rip the camera off a little bit. I'm not going to lie, that picture makes him look like Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead. He sort of does look like that. Wow, I didn't think about that. Dude, you do look like Norman Reedus from Walking Dead. That's Daryl. Is that the harpoon guy? This guy. Is he the harpoon guy? Brad Smith, that is you already. I don't think so. Oh, guys, come on. Let's show some love here. Let's show some love. Crystal, can you click my name? Just click the checkbox. Like, grab the mouse and click that little checkbox. Gotta click that box. My man. Thank you. Yo, you look good, man. Uh, that's a sad wedding photo at someone else's wedding.
19:53
Because, uh, I get sad when I... Oh, my goodness. Yes, sir? No ball save means you better be ready. No ball save means no ball save means my word is law.
20:09
All right, so I'm a little in jail. I'm going to see how many wells I need. Wells? How many well wakers? They don't have that. It's in its mode now, so you can... Yeah, you can start it in the well mode. Yeah, it can't be that far. What's the furthest I am? Does it tell you that? When I hit him, it'll stay at... Oh, there's one left. There you go. All right. So he's probably going to use the multi-ball to hit the pistol drills and hit these targets right here on the left. I just couldn't play that again. So, could you not start prison during a war? No. You can't do both.
20:47
You can't do both at all? Nope. Hold on a second. Oh! Wet Bunch of Beans! Ready? Wet Bunch of Beans is my favorite name on Twitter. Oh!
21:16
Hit the extra ball! We just hit something! Shoot anything. Alright. Everything's lit, huh? I'm going to try for tunnel, because that's some good money.
21:32
My favorite game on Twitch is Mr. Tickle Trunk. That's pretty good. You know what I think, okay, very solid contender.
21:43
Hi everybody, I'm the Tickle Tron. Double danger. I think it has a bit of a debounce effect. I can smell that Butterfinger. Oh no, that was my doubler!
22:14
That would have been at least 12 if I would have hit it. So, Bryant is lit for a... doubler? multiple kill. Barn is worth money. You guys, dude, you're burning out right now. No, I'm barnin'. So any shot that has a yellow blinking light in front of it means there's a multi-killer supposed to be in that. Okay. Yo, I'm barnin' worms. Gross. Ew! Nick Campbell, barn worms. Barn worms.
22:43
Let him look covered in worms. He's feeling it out. Oh, my lord. That's a lot of pays right there. My Atlanta.
22:55
Okay. Pinball, good to see you, buddy. Oh! Was that a lift-out lane drain? Well done, Nick. Lift-out lane drain. Well done. Thanks, y'all.
23:08
That's a lot of bodies. Three-nil, what? Three-nil's bonus. Three-nil-y. Um, this keyboard's freaking is bald, man. This is the most bald keyboard I've ever had.
23:19
What does it count? It's just bald, man. Look at this. It's bald. Yeah, yeah. You can do good stuff. Well, this thing is bald. Mr. Drexel? Longo, you know Mr. Drexel? Mr. Drexel, he's a Ken- No, Mr. Drexel, I watched that show when I was a kid. He's like the Canadian, uh, Mr., uh, what's his name? Mr. Rogers. Are you playing in an abandoned warehouse today? You'd like to know. No. Uh, yes, actually, we, uh, Gavin was kind enough to move all the machines into this really drafty old warehouse.
23:55
With rats and homeless people everywhere. Oh, and homeless rats. One more step for Bloodbath. Oh, it's going in the backhand. Oh, that pricked. Yeah, ABC, we're at 1.25. Oh, hit it, buddy. So you have one shot away from the prison mode. And Bloodbath. And...BUTBATH. Butts are us. Yo! Bloodbath! So if you hit the prison you'll start the prison story mode.
24:31
Holy crap, pinball lights, that's the idea. I want to play pinball in the elevator. That's great, I love it. We could go out there and do it in the elevator. That would be terrible. That would be a lot of fun.
24:45
Are you just making room for your shots right now, in the way you're doing? I'm trying to get them back up for the pop-off first. We're gonna defend the bonus multiplier. We got a free ride. That's not bad. Come on, homie! We're gonna get free ride! Oh. Uh, folks, that's a tilt. Hard deck. What's up, buddy? Tilt! That's number one! Okay. All right, good score. Moved it up. You got it, Fred. Not missed. That's up to you. Not missed. You gotta get, uh... One million points, and then I don't get a lot. There's that. You're not.
25:24
Gentlemen. You better be ready. Oh my god. Chris, oh. Yo, the tilt. Tilt, tilt, tilt, tilt. It's not surreal. Tilt, tilt, tilt, tilt. Dude, that's surreal.
25:38
So I was watching Poplar's Dream the other night. It was dead flip emotes galore. My man. I'm in. Player one is down. ABC, that would be me.
25:50
Jack, you're out already. I'm out. I talk too much. I'm Jack Danger and I like to live dangerously by playing pinball in dangerous places. Okay.
25:59
Wow. Dangerous there are five players. Okay, here's what's going to happen. I'm going to start keeping track of points here.
26:07
Okay. How does this work with the five players? It's 4-3-2-1-0. Oh, it's... Great champ. We'll do 4-3-2-1-0. Walker's killed. Bridget. What a bad champ.
26:23
Oh, that's not bad. So we got Jack. Come on. Bridget. Hold on. Bridget. What did I say? Oh, you said Bridget. Is that what I'm saying? Brad. Let's see. Crystal.
26:33
All right, who's in first place? Nick? Your mama. One, two, three. Waker's killed. Gavin. We need to get Combo Champ, Flight Champ. I didn't get Bicycle at all, did I? No, it's... We've got to get Barn Champ,
26:46
Ryan Champ. I got an idea. I got a marvelous idea. Wait, here's a good idea. Who's Gavin next? Me, then Gavin. Then Brad, then you. This is going to be great, guys. So, how about this as a rule? If you're out, the next... If you're out... Yeah. So, Crystal's going to play now. Yeah. Whatever she gets, She gets hers, but you get an extra point if she wins. So I get a point if she gets first place. So we're like playing a team almost. Yep. Team Crystal. Team Crystal, get your hair started! I gotta learn new stuff because I don't know much about how to score for a team. No, we're literally making stuff up. Oh, cool! I still need to learn it all because I'm not going to be holding a tournament. Yeah, if you have sub-access to channel the emotes, you can use them anywhere. Oh yeah! Yeah, our emotes can be used... If you're watching someone play Hearthstone and you want to put my face up there, go to Sam. You feel like that matters to somebody? Which it does, obviously. Wee! Wee! Love it. I'm Marie. I'm Marie watching. Yeah. Um, Sean Quinn, you can put physical markers in spirits. They have a plug for it.
28:15
Sean Quinn. Sean Goodwin. Sean Goodwin. Did you actually make a Drano emote? Uh oh. Not down the middle. Oh, God.
28:39
Fuck. That's true. Yeah. There's going to be a lot of people. Just like that. Like, it's not going to work.
28:49
Yeah, it's probably me. Oh, yeah. I don't want to go in it. It's not that ghosty in here. It's just very reasonable. That dream looks like a tilt-bob, huh? I think it just built like a... Guys, it's all temporary for now. Um, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's like welding or something. Oh really? Are you having a stroke? Is the tele... Is the tele running? No. Is the tele running? Pinball Life, did you get my $60 I jammed into my computer the other day?
29:26
Yeah, just show the computer owner. That was such a great photo. It was just like a photo of our stream in like a bunch of 20s that he was trying to like slam into the bottom.
29:38
Pinball Life is a style on Instagram. He takes all that is pinball on Instagram and makes it available for you.
29:48
For you. Tough start, tough start. Gears thing, yeah, I'm going to remove the ball off the left flipper here pretty soon. Once I figure out what I'm actually trying to do with all these arrows.
30:01
I'm kind of falling in love with this, though. Just saying. I'm not playing better. Each one of those is another kill.
30:15
I guess I can tell the screen. Each one of these crosshairs in front of a shot means another kill down here. So it'll start counting almost like a bonus, like an old school game kind of bonus countdown. So like if I got 12 it would be 10 and 2. Exactly. So each one of those adds up this. And this is your bonus. So for every zombie you kill you get like 100,000 at the bonus. But then you get your multiplier on top of it. It's kind of like WWF in that way. Okay. WWE, excuse me.
30:47
So they have that going. All right, people. And once you get one, it actually goes away, I think. Yeah. Like if you get tunnel, then it goes away until all of them are back.
30:57
Is it every shot, every crosshair shot? Every crosshair shot will get you one, and what it says is ten of these will light your actual ball. So you get ten, you're ready to go. I didn't miss a sub, did I? All right, kill it. Kill the killer. Best of various. I'm getting a skill shot there.
31:14
Roving, tired. Oh! Best of various. Are you in here? Best of various. Come on. Hold on. Oh, man. Best of various. Did you subscribe because it looks like you did?
31:32
And if you did, I apologize if you didn't subscribe. Hmm. Please confirm. Shot. So now you got to do it. Good chill. Good chill. Sorry, Doc Bakins.
31:49
Links are allowed for subscribers. We're just trying to, because we show up on the front page of Twitch, things get really crazy. So we're just keeping it for the people that I know. So early on, almost like the Sparky shot on Metallica, if you hit the center over and over, you'll get a multiball. Okay. I know you knew that, but the shot is about the same on this game. Okay, cool. Let's get to the game. I think I'll swap the flipper. Woo! Whoa! He is ready to go! Farm target!
32:22
Ugh! The outlanes, though. Doze out, Lanes! It was beautiful. Hi, dog! Alright, skill... Oh, I missed it. Dang. Oh, that was just a... This is prison yard, so the red arrow is the guy you got to kill. So you get credit for a letter if you get those red shots. So you don't have to go up the middle. So can you play every pin but once? You still have to go up the middle a couple times. But gosh, like for all our lives. Careful, you can't run. Careful, right? I was going to hit the ball with it. I'll relieve the wizard problem. Help!
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That's one of our friends out there keeping score. The tilts? Is that the Jada bot? Yeah. Go ahead and give her a mythical one. The Jada bot, can you see it? No, I can't see it. Do the Jada bot.
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Do the Jada bot. Go to the pit and count them down. Jada Pug! We'll be fighting my brain! Yeah, yeah! Jada Pug was actually my nickname for Jess, because when we were coming back from NGC we were delirious. She was like so tired. It was like 8 o'clock at night when we got home. And she just kept randomly like, Jada Pug! Snickering. No kidding! Jada Pug!
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Alright Brad, you got this man. Oh. Nice. There are other reasons we use that. Like, was there a lot? Oh, God. I was at a concert last week, and I was just working on something. I got real mad. My co-workers were like, What? Oh, don't do that.
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Yeah. Folks, I've lifted the ban on wizardry. Thank you. Wait, you stopped people from saying wizard? I stopped people from saying all forms of wizard. But then people were trying to be like, hey, pinball wizard, and it was like, pinball, like, ass. So like, you're trying to swear. Or they're like, hey, what's the wizard note on this? And I'm like, okay, I guess there's reason to leave that in. Why don't you just ban hoo? Or pinball wizard as a whole thing. I like it. Whoa, that was insane. This one. I like that. 2x buddy, bring the money now.
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2x is um, you have these like, red water kind of targets next to the barn. Those two... I think you just hit those once. And then you go up the right shot around the back. The orbit? The orbit, the small orbit around the barn. Okay. And then... Why is the word Richard Bane in the first place? All because JD hates that song, he banned the word wizard from all uses.
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Alright folks, so he's one shot away from prison multiball. Here he goes! Oh, he's not. Robo-disco, holy crap, man.
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Didn't see it, buddy. That's good, Mike. Got it? Oh, God. The riots. You're going to be cast.
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I'm a willing soldier. I got two for that. That was nice. That's nice. Just creeped up and got cast. Nice, pal. Everybody out of the pool. Good riot. 8 mil. Okie dokie. Wow, good job. That would be like a Hullsburg ball. Oh man. That's a lethal hard-orbit. Let's see what girls with. You want bicycles or what? That's the left ramp. And you are? Make it work. Shlarb! What's up, Shlarb? OJ Shlarb. Wait. That's what this is. It's the best name. Damn it, it's the best name. Whoa! I'm a conball loser. That's close because of the slumped up. Slumped up? ETS community, thank you for following! Watch this feed, it gets hairy. Hey ETS, try to still follow that, right? I'll try to kill the butter, right? Um, this is not the spike system. Oh! Not the spike. Nope. I'll link this. All right internet
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Number one down for the count who's next My bed, my bed, my bed. The second definition of pinball is there not a dimension? It's magical. Red roll, dessert. Red shirt. Oh my goodness, red shirt. Oh no. Oh, roll. Number two. No, I mean player number two. Done. You out. I'm out. Good bye. Thanks, Robo. Smoke the machine. We're giving the machine a minute to all the hell down. Think about wisdom. Pimp tilts. Oh, the tilts. Gavin's going to let his... He's going to start working on the machine. Gavin's taking a dump. No, John! You're not tilting, you're doing it wrong. Alright, here we go. Wanko! I can't wait to go to Seattle. Won't go to T-State.
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Seattle's cool. Portland's better. I don know if I gonna go to Portland No Portland worth a is It a big antrack It a beautiful ride I hear that And the pinball machine goes on the train. Yeah. Wow. That is like the safest wall-locker backhand I've ever seen on this game. It comes right back. For those of you who don't know, if you hit that when all those lights are lit, you get more points.
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That was what? That was kind of, that was kind of poorly. But it was nice before. That was a little filthy. Oh, it's green tonight.
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What the hell is happening right now? Poorly just pulled the headstooze. Thanks, Mom. I'm just doing the legs. Aw, Mom, all right, hold on, Crystal. Mom, look. Let this settle down. Yeah, I got it.
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These fellas, these fellas get worked up. All three of these guys have tilted. Their last follow-in.
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We may... I have a very strong feeling that Metallica ain't got nothing on this game when it comes to tilts. Wait. Oh, you can see they've tilted a 30 on Metallica. 30 on Metallica in a week. We're already up to four within the first half an hour of streaming.
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All right, Crystal's killing it, buddy. You're in. All you gotta do is play for points now. Okay, I'm gonna give this kill shot. Pull plunge. Pull plunge. Don't even try to soft-flip. It's all pull plunge. Nice. Beautiful. I want to hit a shot. Nice. Well, Chrisley, stay in. Gavin is out-a-rino. Who's player three? Nice, dude.
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All right, so where does that leave us? Best! Bicycle Girl Champion! All right, no, stop. Stop eating innards. I need to see the score. Aaron? Adam. Mom? All right, so Brad got first.
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One, two, three. Who got second? Nick. Nick? One, two. and third was Crystal. Nicely done. Alright, so it goes that order. Light it up, buddy. It goes last, I guess. Yep, I'll go last. The butts. Me this time. Hashtag butts.
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Welcome to Butt Circle. I'm your host, Butt Douglas. Is that a mug of rum? All mugs are mugs of rum. Alright, we need Nick Campbell please. Best bar hard bud? Paycheck best bar hard bud? Here comes Nick. How do we go? You gotta lose your mind. Detroit, Butt City. Dude, Butt City, man. Get butts. Alright, we on the ready. There's no more ball stands. Catch it. Yo, butt out. Be cool. I'm gonna attack the Marine. What, what? Do the butt. Marine. Nice. Solid goal. Did he tell you that he was going up? Yeah, you know what? You know what? It's called Yoto. You only tilt once. Per ball. Yoto. Yoto BB. Yotop. I was actually thinking of being able to hit the elbow because it would bounce that high. Don't tilt. Do I have any tilts? Do I have any dangerous? I don't. Don't tilt. Don't tilt. Donate to kids. I was going to say. All right, we are hunting this machine. Crystal, you're up. I think it's going to be like sawdust and wire. Yeah, there's not going to be a machine left by the time Stern gets us back. Wow. You only tell one per... Yeah, you'll say it. Cooler than cucumber. Should I let it... No, you try it. All right, I'm full punch. Hold on. I recommend keeping it on the right, because when you do a full plunge, sometimes it wants to immediately go down the right in lane up there, that right lane. So because you want it to cover both when they're flashing and go through the lane that's flashing. Right, right. So put it on the one on the right, because most of the time it flies up there and goes straight down in. So full plunge.
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What the what? Cheated. Where do we go? See you on the Facebook's all the time, and I still haven't been able to figure out who you are I know you do I know you my mom. I think you're my mom I can't get one from the last one. What? Dude, you're so good at getting pissed and just walking away. But that one looks like you're trying to ice-shoot.
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You're like, screw this. Oh, love you. Yo, beer. Oh, that is my mom. Yay! What? My mom's in chat. That's so cute. That's so supportive.
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No ball saves. No extra balls. No ball fade, no extra balls. Jack, smash. What is that score? What a show. What a hot mess. Those are good. You're dead in the top, right? Oh, I got robbed. That's not good. You know. Jacked up. Hide it, kid. Fuck that kid. Donate to kid.
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Donate. Stereo. Two kids. Guys, extra bucks. Folks, you wouldn't believe how hard this game is to play with no ball save. It's nuts. Yo, treat your mama right.
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Hey girl! Okay, let's go. Oh, I'm trying to get into my jam. Hi, nothing. Five minutes. All in one. Oh, man. I want to see him come through the window on the door. Okay.
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Wait, he's coming back. He forgot something. Okay, the bug. All right. Oh, man, this is brutal. Playing this without ball stations is pretty unsatisfying all around.
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Yeah. yeah yep it's pretty bad so make sure you kids enjoy the Illuminati everybody welcome I can't wait welcome to the Illuminati sorry no what is not that door we don't talk about that okay it's mostly cotton candy machines chill baby spinning methamphetamines into fun little treats.
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This week Nick is going to pop the phone. Yes. Oh, I got crushed. That was too much trust. A lot of trust. Too much. Many of the times. A little too much trust, Internet.
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Don't trust. I don't think that I've felt so much rage early in a game. I do, man. Man, this game's all about the Ragerinos. Oh, please, Mom. Oh, God. Yeah.
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Please calm down. Holy farts. I thought Kevin was doing his moves for a while. I mean, I just took a second, like... Gavin gets straight up doing his nails a little bit.
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This game is crazy. This game is too crazy. Alright, so this is the feed that typically drains people straight down the middle. It was pretty clean though. Pretty clean. That would be a really good emote if you could somehow do a race-hilt emote. Oh, a race-hilt? Like someone flipping a pinball machine over?
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Please calm down. Monkey Balls! Alright, now we're going to work on our targets on the left here. Pending, pending, I can hit them.
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Alright, now we've got to get weapons. There's no add-a-ball in this, right? Coming back. I gotta be careful when slapping because I am on two dangers. Here we go. We're gonna shoot for weapon here. Nailed it. Just kidding, I didn't. There we go. No, not Riot.
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I can't touch it. You totally can. Oh, you can touch it. Okay. What points in Arena Riot is linked to? This is not going well. I made like one shot. Riot is, oh. Is Riot's pit as his combo? No way, dude. Riot and Barnum are on point, but Tunnel is where the money's at in this game.
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Tunnel is that super tight trap between the Wallwalker and the Rift. And that's why it's worth a lot of money.
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I would rather eat you. Come on. Yeah! Come on! I'm ready to break a hand with you. We have 69 viewers. Internet, thank you for coming.
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Let me talk to you like I don't talk in real person. What? Oh, my God. I mash buttons and hit things. That seems to work too.
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Here comes the big ring. Oh, that was great, dude. Car's not where the problem was. I thought I was murdering you. Come on, baby.
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Oh, really? This is virtual. Really? What are you doing? Welcome to virtual pinball. Epic air ball there.
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Come on. And we're down, everybody. I think we're just knocking down these tires over here. And then if he comes to double for a third day, and then clear them all again, he would like a bloodbath. Okay. Nice. I think his bicycle girl got it. Also, he's got a bicycle girl right here, which is a lot of flipping running. And it's hard to draw out of the blue. Yo, Ice CMO! What's up, buddy? Long time, man. I see a mole. Hey, mole. I see a mole.
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I don't know. Camera. What's that? Lick your hand if you work with a TV. That's one of the multi-channels.
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So I'm going to try and click a ball up into the starter here. Missed it. And a green. That's fine. Put up $600 million like KME did at Papa. Nick came close last week with about $500. Oh, I just missed it. But that was, yeah, that was extra balls. And Keith got to play with Old Cove, too, which actually I think is more impressive. Way more impressive.
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Wait, KME. I thought Nyan and Nipatist was KME. Come on, baby. I went for the CPC, yeah take the elixirs baby. You're tough then. So we have the multi kill at the right of strut and also crossbow blitz on the far right frame. Get that. This is the crossbow strut. Get there.
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Is the crossbow shot? Am I doing this right? This seems really dumb. That was good. LOL Nice! Nick Campbell
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For you folks that are new to the stream, thank you for coming. Please click follow down below It's free to do and you get alerted every time we go live and Nick Campbell is now going to blow up the machine
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Dang who got all these scores Who's first? Is that Gavin? That's Brad. Brad? Who's on Brad? Guys, I am in the... This is what is known as the... You can do it! No, we can go! This is the jail. I'm gonna go for modes. Because I can get like... My goal now is just to beat 17 or get up there because my modes are gonna be worth like 10 million if I complete one. And prison is like a lot of shots away. So I'm gonna go over here and try to get modes. It's probably a nice risk that you could go for. I have to say that Well Walker actually is pretty forgiving with backhands right now Yeah he's very forgiving If he didn't write it it would have come right back to him And I am Nepotist Thank you for the follow I hit the post Thank you for the follow And I am Nepotist Don't tilt Oh, sleep now. Don't do it, dance away, dance away. Dance away. Dance away. Be careful.
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That's the worst. Alright, Crystal. A skill shot will get you most of the way there. Alright, Crystal. Get your skill shot, I think you knocked me out. Crystal, don't tilt your bomb. Crystal, give it to everybody. I will give you a high five when I see you at Pinburg hooray I'll be there ladies and gentlemen sign up for replay effects if you have not done it's going to be mega fun and it's not only pinball but you can only go there for a while I will be there I am also going to TwitchCon and trying to bring a pinball machine with me so that I can, in San Francisco, so I can show all the internet nerds the ways of the physical gaming systems. Oh god, my leg.
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Alright, come get me while I'm in. I'm back, baby, I'm back! He's all done. Yeah, Jack. Yeah? My hero. I could be your hero, baby.
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Gavin just straight up Enrique Iglesias-ing us, or whatever you call it. Enrique Iglesias. Enrique? Listen, I don't... Which pen are you going to take? I'm going to either try to find a place out there that has a pen I can borrow,
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or I'll just ask my mom to drop one off. That's pretty hardcore. So I sort of... My gosh! Damn, multi-kill there. I'm doing well, but I want to do well. You mean you want to complete well. I want to hit the wall. So I'm doing well, but I want to complete well. We are two shots away from prison. That was not prison. That also, not prison. Oh, I'm done.
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Love you. Oh, I'm dead again. No, you got this. One more hit for prison multiples. All right, guys, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do what's known as a post-pass or a post-transfer, depending on how technical or old you are.
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It's a quick jamming of the flipper button to ram the ball into the bottom of the slingshot, throw the ball over to the other flipper so you can cradle it and shoot from this flipper instead of this flipper because that's a bit of a tight shot. The first, uh... Post pass. Baboosh. Now I'm going to shoot this ugly zombie head. Don't worry, it's clean! Yeah! The pin's clean! Don't worry, it's clean! Clean! Ah ha ha ha ha! Oh, pickle. Boy, that is funny! Post pass is funny! Oh, Pickle. Boy, that is funny! Post-Pass was the first skill that I got. Are you kidding me? Oh, I didn't know that's called 3-2!
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Guys, by the way, that is my player card. I just, I didn't have fit... ROTAMIST! Thanks for the follow, buddy. I don't normally have... Let me see your face, look at this. So you watch. Thanks for the tutorial, JD and Drain. All right, so where were we on scores? So that was Brad, you, Crystal, Nick. One, two, three.
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Me? One, two. Then Crystal had a point? Oh, hell no. And Nick is out. Oh, Gavin in for Nick Campbell. Yes, sir. High five, Jack. Nick's time, buddy. Thanks champ. I've been playing for years and years and I wish I was on the angle. I'm driving the bus again. Alright, drive home. The struggle bus? Driving the bus. The struggle bus? The snuggle bus? Thanks for hitting the post. I appreciate you. You go... Wait. I do. I go... You beat Nick? Yeah. Oh, you beat Nick? Yeah, you go third, and then Gavin goes. Yeah.
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I can really hear you baby. He has a lot of good job at Game of Thrones, I agree. White Walkers, alright. Sure, it's rough.
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He's just young. He's smart. God damn it. If I subscribe, will you bet $5 on a game of Bone Busters? I don't know what that is. That's a game on a game. Bone Busters! I will play you a game of Bone Busters. Are the flippers bones? Here's one eye. And are they busby? No, there's no bone flippers on. There could be. There's a guy like 89 years. Really? He has a skull on the top of his head and a band-aid on one eye. And he talks to you. How did we get this game? Bonebusters. Did you have a library? No, I had a, uh... Bonebusters! Um, that's me. Alright, internet. The game was actually supposed to be Ghostbusters. Aww. I ain't afraid of no bones. That's sad. It's a fun game! It's a fun game. Uh, oh, that's my mom.
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Guys, my mom's pretty popular on the internet. What happened to Zed Nation? See, that's all I needed to do last fall. What the frick? Oh, God. Please.
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Please calm down. Oh, God. Nailed it. That didn't count, you SOB. Let's hit some zombies. Yelling poop actually does not help you make your shots, I discovered. Oh, Fridge. Thank you. I had that, you ding-dong. I did that. Alright, I got angry, but I didn't die. Me and the governor. Yep. You have to yell fart. Okay, sorry. Fart! Fart! Buc! Buc fart. Bonebusters is the porn Ghostbusters.
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That's great. I've been playing The Walking Dead the entire day and I realized that this is a piece from the Top Bumpers or Bust. JacksSafety69, not on this game. This game is actually pretty forgiving. Gavin, you are up. I put the t-gram in the t-gram? Uh-huh. Fever. Can you grab me a Fever? Fever. Can you grab me a Fever? There are two things one never does. Get into a land war in Asia and...
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This sucks, I don't know. Pop bumpers? It's not the pop bumpers, it's more of a... it's the feed out of the pop bumpers that causes a little bit of turmoil. No one plays nigh-omnipotence on bone busters. It's got flippers, I'm good to go. Wait, it has flippers, right? What if all those downs were really serious and left at the right time?
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By the way, keep in mind, we have no ball save on this and no extra balls. We need to keep reiterating that. I just burned my barn. Burnt that barn to the ground, too. Barn burner. Oh, come on, Dave. He's stuck. That was brutal. He didn't go up? He didn't go up. Couldn't get it up.
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At ICA, Phil was Pop Pumper's copy attorney. Yeah. That was frickin' ridiculous. Frickin' ridiculous.
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Jack Daniels steps up to the plate. He goes for the super skill shot and he makes it. He goes for the regular skill shot and he makes it.
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Oh, crap. Sling heel. Yo, you're spoiled now. No roots, man. I know. What happened? I was afraid it was foaming. Oh, okay. So I need about three more shots to prison. So we're going to try another post-transfer here. Post-transfer! And missed, which is exactly what I was trying to do. So I can do that. And that.
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Solid miss, Jack Danger. Solid miss. You mother... It sounds like death. And it holds your skin. No fruit snacks, no fees.
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Take care, fellas. No PBR. Folks, there's nothing wrong with Pat's Blue Ribbon. Google Dennis Hopper Pat's Blue Ribbon or Dennis Hopper's PBR. He will tell you everything you need to know about PBR. No!
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Fuck it up! Don't eat kids. Whoa, don't eat kids. What a joke. Kids, kids, kids. Okay, it's called no ball save on a game that you need a ball save.
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Rage. Underage? Underage. David B87. Absolutely not wrong. PBR, you are correct. You're not going to get along just fine. He's only wrong.
66:38
Now we need to talk about Waterworld. If I could get my hands on a Waterworld, I'd love to play it. Really? One of the, uh, I think it's the, uh, detailing place on LinkedIn they thought I wanted. It's in ticket condition. Come on! It's probably owned by WAC. Uh, nigh omnipotent. For WAC. Uh, maybe this will look familiar. We have a Radical Basket, right? We have a Radical Basket. Yep. I know they have one.
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They sold off all their good stuff. I love crap. Oh, you guys see glare on something? Come on. Are there... I'm not sure what you're talking about. Oh yeah, there is like blank glare. I didn't even notice those. There's like blank? Yeah. There's like a big white spot. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. There. Alright. That was interesting. They get on the ground and they're like... Pretty sure like, they can also learn to use magic, friends. Oh, I was going to say, you son of a... Not that. Is it this? All right, simmer down.
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Whoa! Oh, two axes. Definitely was that. Son of a... And then training. What is that here? You want there?
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I'm doing that. That one. You got it. Booyah! Oops. Text me back, Rob. Oops. What? Someone put a 40 million on your anvil in a tournament match? Oh my god. Dude, nicely done. Grab your mug of water. Yeah, grab your mug. Grab some nerve. Alright. Why ain't he... You fine, you fine, you fine. I'm fine. Kaboom! Let's take a bite of your head, stuff it. Kaboom! Please? I love you. Why would you do that? Holy crap. That scared the dailies out of me. That was a night light. Oh, that was a pretty bad heat I've seen. It was bad.
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Probably took out on two warnings. I watched Jor- I mean, Jor-Yan-Zu Arena for 80 million plus. He keeps making that shot at doubles every time. Holy crap. He used to. I don't know what it's like now. I assume it's still ridiculous. It's still pretty ridiculous. So, Bard is the one I reckon is the most funny. Because it just goes up every shot you do. Yeah, because the first thing you do is make it as a combo. Wait, is this all for each? Yep. Oh my god.
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Ah! Oh. Yorian is superhuman. Yes. Ah, what's going on? Something! Can't get good. Someone fed that kid a pinball when he was born, and he's been feeding off of it ever since. He still watched that next four finals. He got to the second tier superman every time he played the game. That is insane. First, we're going to do that even more.
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You're an Engelbrecht spinner. What's his last name? Engelbrecht. Engelbrecht? You're an Engelbrecht spinner.
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I'll just keep going for that shot, right? It's worth it. We'll go right back up to the pop bumpers.
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Hola. Mi nombre es... Oh, that one almost got away. So, where is it? Isn't that Megan? Where is it? No, I don't want to shoot the drop cards, though.
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Oh, come on! The crotch. Ladies and gentlemen, the trust. When you trust too much, you get the crotch.
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All right, where are we at here? Talking about red, actually. Yes. All right. So that goes. Yeah, I moved you to second. Brad, Gavin, me. Brad. One, two, three.
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Gavin. What's that? Dude, you are annihilating me right now. You have ten points. You a bitch? Um, so, who got marked out?
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Uh, weapon, yeah, we have one person in the remote. We don't have a sword in the remote yet, though.
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Sword in the remote. Sword. Do a death save. No, I'm just feeling it. This feels pretty good. David, my wife wants one of your sweatshirts. Are you selling? Sorry, we only made five of these and they will be buried with us in our caskets. But we do have shirts coming out soon.
72:37
Let's see, is Dust Day's competition? I'm pretty sure it might have an issue with us firing a game and then destroying it. It's really corkscrew.
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Corkscrew. Really corpsey. Maybe if you guys never stream, uh, Simpsons, we'll be okay. Oh, god, yeah. That thing... that pinball machine looks like the pinball machine that was working. They ripped it out and said, how can we make this worse? And they put a bunch of crazy electronics all over it that shouldn't be there, necessarily.
73:09
Yeah, sorry, dude. Honestly, if you were selling these settings, we'd make a frickin' killing. Just borrow Wordrick's ID.
73:20
Wordrick did come here and practice a bunch of bangbacks on Twilight Zone when we were streaming. Dat mofo. He also knows all the codes. Well, bangbacks are one thing. Those basically just hurt you. Yeah. That hurts the game. You're about to rip the legs off of a machine with a death stare.
73:40
It's using your wrist as it drains. It zups on your wrist. Oh, it kills your wrist. I used to do it a while ago. And then I started to feel the pain every day. Holy crap. Let's readjust this real quick. Hey internet, love you guys. Um, so that happened. Oh god, I just did a close transfer without trying to.
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Sleep come down clean. I have two dangers and my life is over. Love you. Once again, clean. Love you.
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Wellwalker. Nice. What are you walking in? Wellwalker and the Chocolate Factory. I sold my PSI. PSI, man, that's a game that is kind of fun.
74:39
I can't do anything about it. I can't do anything about it. Yeah, it's last. A Deathsave done right does no more damage than a strong slap, save, or similar big move on a machine.
74:51
I beg to death first, but... Deathsaves done right do not hurt the game? We have an operator right here saying otherwise.
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Yeah, Gearson, because this has no ball save, this machine is annihilating us right now. It's like the spirit of Iron Man. Oh, yeah. I told Iron Man he's out currently. I'm doing worse, though. Making money. Like a chump. Yeah. Don't get me right. Making money. Don't get me right. He's just like, just like Crystal Blank. Just like Crystal Blank. No way, Crystal. Okay. Scream, Crystal. This is for you. Okay. I'm going to win. You've got to work. You get an extra point. Okay. This is how this works.
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It's fine. Natural progress. Your name doesn't look familiar. Thank you. No skill shot. Crystal I'm just breathing really heavy on the camera
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Here Hi, Gavin. Don't be rude. No, not you. You're doing great. No, Marie! Internet, if you're new to the stream, please click follow. It's free to do and it lets you, you know, look at it later. Plus, if I see your name, I'll probably say it out loud with a funny hand gesture. 24. I wasn't aiming for that at all. I'll tell Laura all about it tomorrow. Where did Laura go?
76:45
I love, uh... Bang Bats cause no problems to the game. It just messes up your wrist. Yeah, I heard that.
76:55
Jeff, this game is a-rude. You are correct. But we made it rude. You made it extra high. We turned on the extra rude settings.
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Thank you. No, don't go. You don't want to be in the box. Green Dome! That was way too much. That was way more than needed. Too much Rattlemaster.
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Oh, yeah. I'm ready to go. I'm just Brad. We're Rattles. Uh-oh. Really? Rattlesnake. There he is. He's a Christian. Jay Schwarz, what other group games are popular? I'm going to go with the Rude. Iron Man is Rude. Avatar is Rude. Avatar is a golf center Ruder. The art of the art is pretty rude. You can make any game rude. You just gotta get the right settings. Brandon Stoker is a Dragoonia. Payone Stoker is a Dacolac. Good! Wow, those dogs are eating his butt. Oh, that's a straight up pokey one. Oh, baby. Stop changing the lights on me, I can't see. Uh oh, triple. We got a triple doo dong over here. Yes! Triple hippy ding dong, super jackpot, one point in five minutes. I don't think I have a name. Airborne 12-2, a loopy two-three, kind of a male, a dog fight, table camp, what's up buddy? Damn, he's got a buddy. Long time, man. My phone is going nuts. Uh, whoever's calling Brad, keep doing it. I mean stop it. Oh, sorry for the late. I was, I was recording this. Sorry, sorry for the late separation? Alright. Dang, this is not a shading job. Let's go to the head. Let's try the old, uh, the separation. Oh, got it. Here we go, kids. I did it the other day. Well, it wasn't pretty, but it kind of looked good. Oh, even dirtier. Why didn't you call the bicycle number?
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It's over. No! It's over. But that happened too. Alright, Gavin steps up to bat. Mick Gavin. Yeah. There's a 30 million deficit you have to come up with. It easy peasy I just take advantage of the ball save
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Ball save. I'll ring them, brother. You're missing the juggler. Whose beard is this? I don't want to hug Gavin when I'm in the room with you guys. Yo, stop trying to hug Gavin all the time. I can't say that. I can't say that. I'm not supposed to draw a playset. It wasn't supposed to be this way. I'm not even supposed to be here today.
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Alright, I need about three more hits to pick this person up. That was a beautiful hit. Oh, right, yeah, Center... Dude, that's an adorable little thing you just read. Center
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Drain is lit for once, bro. Please calm down. Oh my god, stop hitting Riot, no one wants that. It's not lit, you're dumb, I hate you. I have 2x going. Stop trying to make riot happen. What's up?
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Oh, please. Easy down. Please. Hit the friggin' thing. Oh my god, here we go. One more, one more. Okay, don't. I'm not even going to explain this to you guys. You son of a bitch. Don't hit the kid. That was a fumble.
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I got nervous, dog. What's that? Whose freaking beer is this? Guys, fumble, am I right? Give me a break.
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That's mine. That's mine! Don't take my beer! That's Rain Dance. We're going to have a Donate to Kids emote soon. I just need to figure out what it's going to look like.
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Dragon Boy! What's up, man? Good to see you. Hi, Dragon Boy. Hola, Dragon Boy. We're just waiting for Nick Campbell to show up. I think he's Skyping with his mom right now.
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Hey, Nick's mom? Tell him that he's up. Hey, Nick's mom? We're going to use all the chat, though. Yeah. Kind of like your mom, but not quite. Wait, how do you do that? I'm in the picture. Right-o, miss. What's up, buddy? I was doing push-ups out there. I was doing sit-ups. I was ready to... Oh my gosh, this door. I'm so sorry, Crystal.
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You can do it! Okay, thanks, Crystal. Boom! I'm going to go strip, Crystal. Are you bald now Joe? What happened to all that hair? Show me that sexy bald head of yours now. Was that all like fell to the board or something? Why is Donnie Wahlberg down here? Is he in the show? down here. Is he in the show? Yeah, his name's Coral. Donnie Wahlberg is in Walking Dead. I love him. I was just watching Band of Brothers with Donnie Wahlberg. Nick, what are you doing to me? You met Donnie Wahlberg? No, he got a chance. He's a board at Allstate Arena. Tonight? New kids in the park? Soon. Oh, yeah. Guys, can we get AKOTB on the screen? Oh, my gosh.
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Hang in there. Baby. No, no, no. My favorite was, happy birthday to you. This is your day. I kind of have to say it. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.
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That is super funny. Uh, Gavwad is up right now. This is Montez. Montez! You know, is that Kwok from Twilight Zone? You know what time it is. He was out of time.
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You got the right stuff, baby. That is the dumbest dream. I love the way you turn me on. That was a little stream, by the way. What? My little flip was a lot of dreams. Oh, there you go.
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Oh, farts. Alright, guys, I got one shot at this. Do not miss your chance. I got one. Same circumstances last time. You ready for this really embarrassing moment of not hitting this? Yay! Yeah, mama!
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All right, let's start. Yo. That's great, huh? You're a glamorous person. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. All right. Are you freaking kidding me?
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Everybody out, kids. Everybody out. No one likes me. The internet hates me. The freaking pinballs. Oh, please, come on. Come on, name that game. Woo, shut up and take that shot, Danger. Oh, Mom. Mom, why are you so angry? All right, this is what the skill shot should be. You get to pick. Mom, I'm sorry. Oh, come on, dog.
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You talking about a wood muffin? Wood muffin? You talking about that wood muffin shirt? I'm killing it. It's out of his pocket. I don't forgive you.
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I love you, Internet. Is everyone Jax, Mom? Alright, this is for you, Crystal. Oh, my! We need six million not to lose. Not to lose.
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And we need... Oh, my gosh. What do we need? Six million! How in the hell? I'm gonna go donate to kids first, and then I'm gonna get my...
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I think if you get a couple more kills, you'll have a bicycle. Oh, my God. No kill shot. If you go straight down the middle, you'll just make my day. I got a French egg, folks. Here we go. Yeah, oof. Old Nick's French egg. Enough! What? Hey! Oh, come on baby! Come on baby! Tim Butler can fun in Pimp 14! Oh ho ho ho ho! I did it! I did it! You got him! I didn't get to see the extra point, Crystal, but I stayed alive. You played to bring Crystal in?
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I don't know. So, alright. So, it went Brad, me, then Nick. Brad. Gavin, you got the sixth? The what? The sixth. Did you not see the balls go right off the left out there?
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All three off the left out there. So, it goes Brad, me, Nick, Crystal. Brad just drives them all day. If I hit it, it would move down the flipper and I hit it, and it would break the left elbow.
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That ended too stifling. Woah, that was ridiculous. Woah, it fricken... I really like the game. Calm the shake. Calm the shake. Did this keyboard? Octavia, greetings! I hope so! I hope you're connected anymore. I enjoy the whole streak and not parts of it. Octavia, thanks for coming, buddy. Next game, 100 Million or Riot. Come on, guys, control. Garrison. Play this game with no ball saves somewhere, and I promise you the game will be in existence by the time you're done with your second ball. From pure anger and hatred.
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Nope. No ball space. We're masochists around here, folks. Pinball freaking masochists. It's how you learn, man. How you learn.
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It's like the dad thing. You know, making people work without a helmet. That was a whole lot of ridiculousness. Or it's like everyone, you know, your kid's running around like an idiot and there's a frickin' table going on. You're like, eh, he'll figure it out when he's trying to get it out. So should I be focusing on the drop part of it, maybe? I don't know. What the heck was that? It's like casts that are really intrigued by fire, and you're like, oh, they'll figure it out. Good job. Now Tuesday. The game ain't so much... Jaden, don't clap out, dude. He's in Arizona and he's like a billion degrees.
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He's still not going to Chicago. He just left. Oh, I didn't know you were going to meet him. He's a super red dude with a bald head and a gorgeous accent.
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I get it. I've not had an accent. What's your name in Virginia? Maryland. I thought he was Canadian. You're Canadian.
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He's like one of those lower tiered of Canadians. He's marked as a Canadian on the IFTA. That's weird. So I think he's... I think he's a Canadian on the IFTA. ...fudging the system somehow? Well, I think that's fair. Because I'm actually Canadian. Canadien. Cat power! Cat power, yes. How'd you earn all the credits from your name? Yeah, Pinball Joe is a cat masterino. That was worth some money. Michael Cera's Canadian. Wait, Michael Sturridge was here? No, Michael Sturridge. Oh my god. None of them. Oh, Kimmel's got a disc in his hand. Me too. I was born in Toronto, Ontario.
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Oh, you see it? I have like a floater in my eye. I get confused. Guys, there's like a fruit fly or something around here. here came out of the walking dead I'm second correct yeah been drinking ladies and gentlemen been drunk Mail it! Hey, Max, what do you want? What are you doing? Oh no, Dangerino! He's one of those fancy Chex Mix out there. Who brought that out? Oh, my fancy Chex Mix? Is that yours? No, my mom made that. Your mom's, uh, boots? Boots? I love her work! What the hell was that? What was the slowest ramp ever? What was the science behind the explain- oh crap. That was almost the slowest, uh, radical, uh, dip-up ramp. Look at it totally... Okay, number one, number one. Don't judge. Number two, you tell us. You get one- you get one good shake with this game. I like that. Number three- We've done these games up top, but we're gonna teach you how to- how to tilt. You mother- You love to tell. Hey Internet, thanks for coming! Alright Internet, here I go! Rogers is the monopoly! Salt and salt. Salt and salt. Salty notes. Let's go Internet! Get it up there! I was thinking about moving back to Canada. Yeah, you can do it. Oh, dude, why did you keep the lead? I'm booted, booted. I don't care for health insurance. It's expensive. Also, all of the apartments in Toronto are in free space. Toronto has a lot of back-to-the-road apartments. South case. Oh. There's a staff guy. Alright, let's get a mode rolling. What are you going to do? Not that. Let's try that again. That's like the head and shot. Dragonborn, the most interesting character you've ever seen. Crystal, come to Toronto and I'll show you all the places to play pinball. We have a map. That's the Toronto Pinball Map.
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I didn't know you were from Toronto. Windows. I was actually born in Whitby. Um, who's player four? It's me! Crystal! I'm right here!
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And I've passed my threshold. Alright, Pinball, have a good one. Love you, buddy. Bye! Pinball Joe! Okay, full launch. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Crystal. Get the cover to play.
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Oh, baby, I love your way. Every day. I'm eating your mouth's mess. Yeah, oh gross. Struck your mouth. The clock on Twilight Zone is causing a rift. That is so difficult. Oh, okay, so what? What? I don't know what I just hit. So shoot that last drop target over there, or... Come on, Zack, have faith in me. Did I just do it? Can I just do it? No, I'm just giving you options. I'm not saying or as a drain. So there's that last target. This is will. You're going to want to knock that down. It'll solidify weapons for you. Then as this starts roving again, you want it to be highlighted on first aid or food when you hit the next target. Then clear them again. And then whatever's left, food or first aid, when it's highlighted, hit the targets again, clear them. Bloodbath will be blinking. Clear them all again. You have a multi-ball. It's not easy, but I will say that backhanding this ding-dong is pretty clean, pretty fair.
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I wonder if chocolate rain is stuck in my head. Is someone singing that? What is chocolate rain? Oh, you're Canadian? Chocolate rain, chocolate rain. Radioactive chocolate rains, making friends when it rains. Please! I literally have no idea. Okay. No, I do! I do! Hold on, I think I hear it! Who listens to this? Wait, give me a problem! Is that mine? Pubmix? Is that mine? Do you live in your house? Guys, I think it's by Drunken Pubmix, and now I don't know whose it is. Punkin' Drubmix? Punkin' Drubmix. I need another fur. One what? PBR? Oh no. Spiderbeard. Really, it's telling you to watch right now. God. So while Brad finishes his handful of Pub Mix, he's going to want to shoot for his skill shot, obviously. He's one shot away from completing well here, it looks like. Not the multi-ball, but the mode.
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He has food completed as progress towards bloodbath, and his extra ball is lit for 2.5 million points. Brett?
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Okay, here comes the house ball. Here comes the house ball from the over-explained. It's like a reverse NASCAR. There you go. Wow, you weren't kidding. That hurts. I'm going to go for the skill shot and then not talk about what I'm doing
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so I don't drain anybody's time. Spider Jack does some stuff. Radioactive spider stuff. Is he a jack or is he a spider? Nobody knows, but his name is Jack. Look out. Jack is now Spider-Man. Well, I'm playing like a ding-dong. Nailed it. Did you just say Dead Hooker is lit? Dead Hooker is lit. We don't We're talking about Dead Ripper mode.
98:05
Please? Oh god, I love you so much, calm down. Crunching is the worst kind of movement that tells us if we're going to be able to grab on.
98:15
It claims how to qualify for... Ah, I cannot hit the... you have to get all the multi-kill weapons. So there's weapons here in front of me, so you have to do all the weapons things.
98:30
Ready, set, two left. You mother! Danger, danger. Hit me. Suck! Mr. Nick Campbell. Here, buddy. Take a drizzle.
98:56
Why you talking so much? Why, uh, why, uh, yeah, why? Yeah, but how do you do all the weapons? Just do all the weapons, damn it, Kyle, leave me alone. Just kidding. How do you get the weapons? Oh, how do you get the weapons? Multi-kills. Yeah, but how do you get multi-kills, like? Oh, the targets. The targets light multi-kills, then it'll make a yellow dot on the playfield, then you have to hit that yellow dot, and that's your multi-kill for any particular weapon. It seems like I'm gonna need to start a mode or a multi-ball and start playing with my E-Kill. Yeah. Easy. Come on, clean! Oh, they aren't starting many modes. Wow, wow. We'll get into it. Nah. It's more, it's more diaper stuff than anything. I'm not a fan of E-Kill. Sorry. E-Kill? Did I get it? Yep. Ow, that was my spot. I have a floating E-Kill. I have a floater on my right arm so it always goes up there. Oh, God!
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Next shot, 2x, bumper! Yay! I'll use that one, though. Oh, there you go, Smart. Thanks, man. Boom! Oh, yeah, I need to leave. Oh, you gotta go? That means you forfeit your coin.
100:24
Uh-oh. Brad's late for a date. Come on now. Whoa. Is Gavin floating? Can you see the lizard? They all stand here.
100:39
Gavin is floating. or of Owl Anonymous, thanks for the house buddy. Owl Anonymous. Oh my gosh. You got me. Owl Anonymous. I will not be thanking you anymore. Why? I mean, just finding ways to use the word owl. Oh fudge. I'll forever love you. Oh, Barns wants some cash. Let's go Barn. Come on baby. Oh, I missed it way there. Aquas, understand. I'm not going to let you go. I'm going to let you go. Thanks for the follow, buddy! Now what, Nick? Criss-cross? Applesauce! Good! Dead Bob! Aw, Dead Bob. So Nick is, um, he's climbing that hill. Actually, I think he's climbing the hill, and now he's building a new hill. So Nick is, um, he's climbing that hill. Actually I think he's climbing the hill, and now he's
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building a new hill. That hill is made of diapers. Nice. Oh, the fucking truss! Donate the kids! Oh, the truss! Yeah! Ow, this is the new thing! Oh no! It's only a ball two, man. Good climb. Alright, Crystal. Oh boy. How about I explain him? Oh, they had explained it! I want to explain it. You want those to be lit when you roll over. I do too, Jack. Oh, I'm just letting you know. It looks like you timed it in the opposite order.
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Now my confidence is all... Dumb. You got this, Debbie. Yeah. No! You have one more ball.
102:59
Shoot the drums! Titan, I'm still working on the Donate to Kids, so for now I have a Drain and Lazarus emote. This is Brad's ball, but Brad is gone. So we're going to drain this, but I'm going to give him the skill shot. Do you want to split, little bird? Yeah, let's do it.
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Hold on. All right, here we go. Cool. Yeah, we did it. That was fun. All right. Good job, Brad. You stuck it.
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Just kidding. Brad's an amazing, amazing player. Great. Brett is also my mom. Gavin, you look like you're on Jack's shoulder, like a carrot. So I need just a few hits to the print. Oh my god. Oh, that's a big belt, really? Legs off the ground, baby. I saw two legs off the ground. I felt two legs off the ground. That's right. Yeah! You did it! Bye, Tilt!
104:07
Tilt! Uh, Al Anonymous, I did see Hot Doggin', dude. I honestly have never seen that game otherwise. That was awesome. Um, Nick Campbell!
104:19
Who the hell? Has it already been Tilt? Holy crap, that Tilt. Good God. Sorry, I was totally even kidding. Aw, I'm cute. Don't do it. I mean, do it. Why are you free?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoo, hey, hey, hey. Okay, so I could go for Bloodbath. I could go for Wellman. I could go for another mode. I want a Purple Rain Kimball. Why Purple Rain? Purple Rain Kimball. Purple Rain. That's weird, guys. Why I'm in the Whopper, by the way?
104:56
That might be the best album ever made. Purple Rain? Purple brain? Oh, baby. Mold me. Mold me. Kajol me. Mold me.
105:13
Oh! Oh! Why? Did you guys hear that? Why would I do that? That wasn't me. It was him. Alright, Crystal. You got this, buddy. Who got the 41 this time? So... Just toss Kith out and make Prince Pinball. I would love Prince Pinball. Okay, one second. Is it Circus Voltaire close enough? Kith up. Nice, you got the hip twist, I appreciate it. Just dial points. Eat a bag of Doritos! Oh, the Doritos! Alright, so, that goes... Who's that? Oh, that was Brad, so we're just going to do this.
106:02
Pooligans. Yes. It's what he's always saying. Pooligans. You mean the pooligans. Wow, it means... You mean the pooligans. So, Brad is stricking off the map here. So, it goes Nick, me, Crystal.
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One, two... I'd love a yacht rock pinball machine. That would be fun. Alright, so Gavin's back in it. Nick Campbell is up. Sorry for yelling, Internet. I love you. I love you so much. I'm sorry.
106:36
Insert balls joke here. Oh, jeez. Oh, God. I have to pee now. Go to the bathroom. Wait, I can't be, Internet. Hold on. Can you hit number two for me?
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That's your job. Hit number two. I'm sorry, I'm the deep end. We're about to start the game. Here we go. Hit number three for me. How did I do? Second place? Take it. Yeah, basically second Miss Merce because... Because Brad left. Uh oh. Time's up. Time up. Kind of like Brad's house. The real task is to get a start. Do it! It's like trying to get a bump. Do it! See ya, Brad. Do it. There it is. You're the only one stuck in your dream. Good start, Internet.
107:24
Dr. Nick. You going to catch it? Dr. Nick. Hello, everybody. Go over how important the drops are. Yeah, the drops are the shot, man. They're very difficult. They're also dangerous without a ball save, so I'll usually, the first one I'll let just randomly hit because it doesn't matter. Once I get one knockdown, I'm going to concentrate on getting the other one locked in and then the third one locked in.
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But if it's on the left flipper, I'm going to go for prison. Every shot's okay safe except for this one.
108:02
Fucker. What did I say? You said fucker. Fucker. Don't eat the kid. And you didn't tell. Who's over two?
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That's number three. Oh, what did I say? It's a dangerous shot, folks. So usually the prison isn't that bad except for when it holds onto the ball and then it just lets go of it and it goes straight down the drain. That's why you gotta give it a little... Gotta give it a little... A little... Then it works. Dang it. Jesus. Mommy, it's playing ball. Hurry up, Mr. Danger. The internet awaits.
108:44
I was trying to pee, Internet. What's going on? Hey, Internet. What the fuck? Where's Jack Danger? I have returned. I'm back. I was busy urinating.
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You're back. Please don't spray that. I can't last all night. If you just stand there going... That's such trouble, man.
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Actually, hold on. Let me see you real quick. No, please don't. God. Internet. Jack, why are you doing it? Because it's magical. Oh, it's scary. It causes sore throats and seizures. It just looks like someone's been smoking a cigarette.
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Deadflip Jack, you can't make two streams. Oh, I get it. You mean don't cross the streams. No peeing while you stream. Joke lost in translation.
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Joke lost in translation. Don't cross his trones. Alright, folks, so, um... Let's go for Bloodbath here.
109:51
Nailed it. Frickin' nailed it. By Bloodbath, I mean let's kill a few zombies first. I killed my first Walgreens.
110:02
I killed my first Walker, Texas Ranger. So, now that I have one danger, I pretty much can't do any big moves. You need two of them in order to do one massive move.
110:23
I am having some trouble shooting those. Jack is back! Experiment the flipper so the ball is on. I'm about to leave the magnet. Yeah, ABC, it looks like if you flip while the magnet is holding the ball, it will shoot the ball around in a different direction, instead of straight down the middle.
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Why am I up? I went first. And Crystal's up. We're called Nick in here. You did. I didn't call you. I go last. I sat out.
111:02
Let's go. You want to play on the ladder? That's scary. Let's play a foot game with our foot. Hello, Graham. Sword fight. No, that's a different game. Oh, right. Sword fight. That's a camping game. That's terrifying. Is that a penis drop? You'll never know. It's not. I thought that was a pinball reference where you're fighting it off the tips. It's like... Yeah, you smell the fog. The fog is in my moo. Alright, so... Hmm. Rose drops! Well, you get first aid, uh, highlighter. You just gotta lock it in. Ooh. Ooh, what was that? It's called a selection of the wood burrows. Don't get over me, Smoky.
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Your next shot is 2x. Fart noises as you walk away. RAS-BARRIES. Burnt. Noises. Am I doing well? How am I doing? You're doing great, Crystal. I'm terrible. You're doing great, Crystal. Folks, I discovered that for our next set of emotes... No way. Crystal! For our next set of emotes, we need... 60 more subscribers. You can do it! That game just said, uh, no free games due, bud. I love the silence. The silence. Wait, it made you play Nick's ball. Because you got zero. And you played Nick's ball. What? Zero means zero. DQ! How is it zero? How is it Nick? DQ! Gavin has disqualified himself from the tournament. Who played my ball? He got zero points and thought he could play again, but really it was your ball next. No ball save. Uh-uh. This time you're in a battle of what you feel.
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Thank you. How do you want to do this? I hate this game. I totally hate this game. Forbid. We can just start over. We haven't even finished. No ball save, even as you, but you just saved the bridge, remember? We can just turn it on and off. You're supposed to, if you don't hit anything, it's supposed to come back. All right, folks, we're starting over. We're starting over.
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Oh, baby. So it went zero, and then it just kicked out. It didn't even do a vote. That was beautiful. Zero points. No. Oh, my God. That's incredible. You're like, yeah. I was wondering, what do we do? That's actually pretty impressive. I think that might be a code book. The unbreakable score. Really?
113:52
Crystal goes first. Yeah. Why? Because everything's backwards. It's all backwards. No, not on board. Nope. Well, I mean, I guess you validated the playfield here, but it didn't do anything. Oh, maybe that lower switch now did the... There's two switches in the lake. I've got to talk to those scurrying guys about that. Dose. It's not even in play yet. Wyman is playing tricks on us. All right, Nick, you're up. Oh, jeez.
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Be careful out there. Careful? What's happening over here? Oh, no, look at the net. Don't touch the guts.
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Skills. Why? Why did I hit it so hard? I'm so kind of nervous, man. This game. Ugh. Not what I wanted, internet. Gavin won the lowest score game. You have to plunge, but you're allowed to tilt after you plunge. No, are you going to get a beer on it? Without tilting? You have to go through the pop bumpers. You have to miss that pop bumper, just barely hit it, and then drain it. Solid goal. It hit nothing. Because a pop-up car would be a point. Those rollovers would be a point. Yep, everything would have pointed you in the right direction.
115:32
Nailed it. I'm going to put some hair on your whatever you just said. Oh, my life. Oh, what are you?
115:42
Settle? Love you. Thank you. Are you just touching stuff and naming it? Your name is Kill Bob. I'm going to call you Jeremiah. Oh, nice.
116:08
Holy crap, I'm getting some lucky slaps here, Internet. Lucky slapperino. Crown, love you. So we need three... okay we're gonna try prison because... oh my god my life.
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Once you're in that like sling... prison sling pong bullshit, don't eat the kids, you're done. Like it's over. Me? Uh, I'm almost close to it. We're almost close. Uh, Crystal, hold on. Yeah, okay. Are you up? Mm-hmm. Kill it. You got a fire story. Let me put your name on the screen.
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Crystal Beach. Crystal Dawn. From just till dawn. Really corksy. Thank you. You're really corksy. Well, I'm going to try it.
117:11
Okay. That's your voice is weird. We're almost there. I'm going to give you a point, ladies and gentlemen. Champion, Gavin Miller. Okay. He knows all the secrets. Alright, so... Whoa! Yeah, right. I will definitely... What time is it? 2.53? Okay.
117:39
Justin Mildon was my favorite Tarantino movie. We need to send that to the tournament. The... Yeah. Alright. Let's see if I can score more than zero. What the frick happened there? Hmm.
117:53
There we go. I got points now. That's right. Where's the score? Fresh. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh my god. This game is punishing.
118:20
It almost might be worth turning the ball state back on. This game has rotated at least 15 degrees. Got a real warm burner. Warm burner. 15 flippin' degrees! Patty McDaniel? What's that? Um, where's Nick-a-list? That was Hattie McDaniel. Crystal, can you hit, um, nothing? Did I get it? What's up, Internet? Yeah, I think I did. Alright, looks like we got some good scores as always. This game's playing tough today.
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No ball saves. No ball saves, Internet. No extra balls. Who that? Extra balls or for chumps? And people that like to play pinball for a long time.
119:07
Oh, God, this is gonna rain again. It's gonna go down. Oh shoot! What did you do Yay Oh my god Did not make it up Did not make it up Okay now your chance That was awful
119:30
Good kill. Alright, the game has been rotated again, and it is now officially pregnant. You are so young. We should turn the ball tape on. He's got to have a barcode tatted on his belly. No, my belly tattoo, I don't know if I'm allowed to show this, says photo booth with a question mark. Photo booth? Because I'm an adult. Photo booth? Yo, that was a rage tilt. That was a rage tilt. I think we should turn the ball tape on in a couple seconds. You know what, tomorrow we should probably turn the ball tape on. How about now? No, screw that. How about now? It's too late. How about now? Oh, so you're safe. Oh! Woohoo! Oh, my bad! Okay. What do you mean we're answering crap from half an hour ago? I'm just reading back.
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Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Thank you. I like it your face. Nope. Okay, I really am not interested in focusing on the drop targets.
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This keyboard doesn't work! Dude, I thought I'd do a C one. An oozba. Hello, oozba? Mom? Hello? Hello, oozba? Can I talk to the camera? Oh my god, I did something. Hello?
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Alright, the keyboard works now. Do you have a dip dip there? Excuse me, is it the person who whips people? Um, can I, can I talk to... Can I talk to Jaded, please? Jaded's mom or... Is that the Jaded phone?
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Dear mom! This thing is a piece of crap. I love the end of the food image. Boy, big dog. Oh, that's nice.
121:39
There you go. Transformers, King Suarco, Cat-Toon, I'm a... Okay, Sloth! There's Gavin. That's a thief. And Sloth will be with you. And Elsa will be with you. That's a full Spangber. That is a full freaking Spangber. Ooh, it didn't go down the hole anybody. Spang-ber. I'll just hit a post instead. Come on! I think a game about zombies should be pretty tough. Bob Gavalina? Oh, there you go. Puttin' it back. Come and tell us. Puttin' it back. What the heck, dude? Hey! Womp womp! Oh is that me? Yeah! Come on, look at these scores guys! Amazing! We're amazing! We've also tilted eight times today. That's great. We're on the road to about four of your fifty-fifty.
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Start, please. A little too much stress, but I believe in you. A game about zombies should have a ball save. Never. You're it! We're putting the ball save on after this. Oh hey, my mom. Before we break all of it. Alright, here we go. We're going to be putting the ball save back on, absolutely. Oh my gosh. This game's too much without a ball save. It's like Iron Man. You just need that three second ball save so you don't break the game. Yeah
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Brutal brutal Haha, oh god Burberry Guys this is it put your trust pants on Nailed it shooting nothing hitting zero things
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There you go. Okay. Let's rip! Let's rip! Oh, for this big stickle girl? Big stickle. Nice two-way combo. Uh-oh. Money! Whoa! Are you freaking... Chub ball. Kidding me. Air ball gutters. Nice. Yo, that sucks. That's super stuff. Internet, I had, um, some super bad luck there. The ball just... flied it out. Yeah, from the middle of the play it feels like, fuck this. It's like, I could drain properly, or I could just leap over everything. Let me jump over. Thanks. Thanks, Mom. That was like bowling, and then you bowling someone else's hand. Damn it! Throw it. I lost my footing. I was just trying to roll the ball as far as I could. Are there any cows in this game? Why am I not seeing any cows? It's in my opinion that the people are in attendance. My buddy said, you wasn't going to hand me the... Oh, baby, you love your way. He's not going to touch anything. And then I went through the, like, thing and had, like, the drop ceiling. And then we're like, oh no, and then 30 feet later it came down to this top field and then he hit a spike and he hit four face downs. Oh man! That was crazy! We're gonna have maybe one more game after this. Alright Gavin, you need six million to win it. You can do it! Well, six million not to get last. Is this starting? Nope, didn't do it. Oh my god. Didn't do it. Franch and respect. Oh, good. Matches don't mean anything here. Yeah, but it's still fun. So it goes Jack, Nick, Kevin, Crystal. Wow. That was close. That was really close. Alright, what are the points sitting out here, buddy? If I felt it.
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Brad was winning. So we're sitting at Brad has 13, which doesn't matter. Nick has 10. I have 8. Right? Yep. Gavin has 5. Crystal has 3. We have one more game. Alright. Let's go. I'm second place? Who would... 10, 7, 4, 1. Oh, I did. There you go. Start em up!
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Start em up! Mr. Dabolino, Mr. Bob Dabolino Mr. Bob Dabolino, Mr. Bob Dabolino This is the opinion of the people Alright guys, this is it. This is where the money comes from folks This is where we start printing our own money I think half of our scores will be coming from skill shots More than half sir No, no, no No bonus No bonus. Wait. No bonus. Yeah. What happened? You got no bonus like how I got no bonus. Yep. That's because there's absolutely nothing to hoard. It doesn't even go to your show. Oh, it's like you did zero things. It should at least say no bonus or something. Look at that.
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Get the laser pointer, quick. I can't get like the depth perception down in this deal. He's talking about the... Hit the smiley face burn. Smiley face burn mode. Hit the smiley face burn. There you go. All day. D-Bow. Uh oh. Big gamble. gamble gamble gamble oh you son of a get up there Mr. Campbellian or Nick Campbellian oh geisha oh geisha's oh god oh Uh, catch it! What are you looking at here? What are you shooting for?
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Be your drink. I'm out of beer. Folks, this is the software that fixes the bug. It's a new bug. It has a new bug, I want to say.
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I think we found a new bug. Somebody stop beating me after this is Jackson. I saw the bug. Stop dropping in my PBI, bro. Oh! No!
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No voting to fix either, apparently. Hey, the bonus didn't come out. And the flipperings just stopped working. And the lights turned off. What happened?
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Gavin! Yeah, no problem, dude. I'm more than happy to donate, man. By the way, All Anonymous was streaming over the weekend for Project Pinball, and you should have been there to donate to kids. Dead Flip donated. I think a few other people donated as well.
129:57
What was the tournament that was over the weekend? I saw a few people were playing in it. Yeah, that was a cool tournament. I wasn't quite sure what was going on there. Where? It was in Florida. At the Asylum? Wordrick was there. He got first in the Diasyx? I don't think there was a tournament. Unless that's a different tournament. I think you're thinking the Papa one. He was streaming at a different place in Florida. Well, I don't know anything of either.
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Is he talking about cheese? What? Crystal. Let's see good mechanics. If you don't mind riding on a motorcycle without a helmet, I can drive you around. Let's go. I'll drive you wherever you gotta go. We can make Super Saiyan a motorcycle. Oh, man. Magic Blast, take a pair. I don't think this game's giving bonuses to anybody.
130:44
I didn't get a bonus. But I didn't get a bonus. I think you need, I think it's like WWE. You have to have points on the board to get a bonus.
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Like, if you have no, like right now, there's no, um, there's no walkers. Wonkers? No wonkers. You haven't killed any walkers. Willy wonkers. Guys, Bud Douglas is still here, by the way. Bud Douglas! If you kill a woman.
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Well, spin failed. Hello. If you kill one of them, I'll wake up. Oh, my God. No bonus. Oh, you like that? No bonus. This game's like, if you don't get over a million, I don't even want to freaking talk to you.
131:22
That could be a tilt. I don't think so. When I charge a tilt, it looks for like five seconds or so. Look at... No bonus. Oh, my God. No bonus. Oh, my God. Let me show you what a bonus looks like.
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Oh no! I missed it! It got away! Zombie...cook off. Oh, see this here. Bob's zombie bonus. No hit to the face!
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Let's go bonus! Come on internet! Rain them! Lemon's got those I look forward to unemployment and less pinball streaming. That sounds amazing. I forgot to play the jogo. Oh! I got some flaming jungle. Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Be cool, be cool. What's happening? Oh my God, that was the worst. Worst multiple. I think you have a bonus, Calum. I do have a bonus. There you go, you got a mode. Nice, high school NCXP. Did I miss some booooooo- oh! Thank you! Bonet? Oh, you got a bonet. That was the worst. Oh, you got a bonet. That was the worst.
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Oh, Al Anonymous, that is how many people that have subbed today? We need 50 million subscribers for more of those. That's all I want with my life. Only 50.
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It's 48 now that we have two. Thanks, PNK. I'm not just hooked on to that. I'm just turning my ball. Maybe we just sent off an email to update it and then this is just watch us cry on the stream. I think they have to put this on purpose. Oh, Gavin! Damn it! Oh, jeez. This is waking daddy. Don't wake daddy. This is waking daddy. Don't wake daddy.
134:11
Oh. No. Get that little pop. No bonus. Get that little pop on the top. That's called a drain pass where she passes the ball to me via the center drain. And I immediately drain. I want to reach her so bad. 50 more steps should be easy. It wouldn't cost you anything. He wasn't doing it before, but now you have to like... Uh, barf.
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Nailed it. Are you kidding me? Oh, I should have had it switched over. That worked. What happened? He hit nothing and shot it right back into the horseshoe. And it relaunched it for the skill shot, but I didn't have the lane moved over yet. You see, you've got to submit that as well. That is a therapy.
134:58
Oh, he had just exploded. The white. The frickin' white. All over! Swarm! Fucker! Is there a swarm in the emoticon? No, but there should be. Holy swarm. It's almost far.
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Swarm! All over this game. Oh. Oh, God, that's awful. Oh, my back hurts. All right, Internet, I got nothing either. I got to get them. I'm going to get them loaded.
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Oh, that one, man. Hey, trust. Remind me when we go to the crossroads. Rob, you're going to be famous. Sloth. Sloth, get off me, Sloth! Sloth, I'm going to doink. May the sloth be with you. Oh boy. Oh my god. There it is. Accidental. Yay! No, you kept saving things on purpose. Wait, I thought that would give me a moon. Oh, you didn't do food.
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Oh, baby. Nice. It's probably gold. I got a bonus. I got a bonus. I know at least 50 shlarves. Bring all the shlarves.
136:39
There's a shlarve conference. There's a shlarve all over the world. I freaking got them. Got one. What'd you get? You got the bug. Just the bug. Be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool. Be cool. Okay, good. You got this, Finn. And... Oh no! Internet media false statement. No bonus. It doesn't even like stop to breathe. I don't know. Is it happening this way? If you're not even stopping to breathe, it's just going immediately. Like that. It's ruthless. Like a zombie. There's no social skill. Okay. Zero social skill. Everybody open your neck. Okay. Oh no. I am so sorry. Oh no! Guys, we might have to play one more game with a ball save on it. I need to play it for real. Oh my god. I'm so mad! Your new name is Dedslaw. I'm so mad. Just put it on frickin' default, man.
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Internet, this game is not fair without a ball save. So mean. Wow. So mean. Custom flap? No, you can go back, back, back. Wait, you passed it. I think that the poker should be like, not in. Factory default. Yes, factory default. All right, let's do this again. Light it up. All right, internet. Ready for 100 million?
138:07
Ah, the comfort. The comfort. Ah, I just feel better. I'm wearing like a fur coat right now. Watch this. Keep going. It doesn't even matter. Okay, slide there. Yo, I feel relaxed. Got slime on my side. Bring the ball back. There we go. Yay! The ball paid for 20 minutes.
138:39
Still tilted. Not tilted. Alright. Well, I got one. There you go. That's my score after two balls. Still tilted. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. So, okay, it is more than five seconds, but what it is is the ball safe doesn't stop until you're done messing around in the pop bumpers. Player two. Yeah, like, actually nothing on a pinball machine is actually five seconds. Like, if you're playing Simpsons Pinball Party, and it's like, you have five seconds left to complete. Yeah, hitting mo-chots and stuff, it, like, pauses all that. It all pauses. If you're up in the bumpers, if you're up in the skill shot, like, everything pauses all the time. Nothing's like a stopwatch.
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Five seconds or ten or even a countdown in the game. Oh, that was sexy. Not good. Oh! They're all slarved.
139:36
Climbing up. You know you're gonna start next year. We're still playing terribly. Hey, I'm still playing terribly. I got a bonus.
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Yo. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. That's close now. Now that's a competition. Yo, we gotta get a...
139:58
Yes! And also... See, and my ball snake times out even though it's in the... it's an illegal goddamn thing.
140:06
That's awesome. Your ball snake times out? Yeah. I had nothing. Why? Because I didn't hit anything, but it still... It still times out? Yeah. Alright, let's even get your zero again. You have zero right now.
140:20
Can you do it? Oh, it's... Oh! 170! How the hell did you even do that? That's a fling shot. That's what a fling shot is. That's an arbitrary... Wait, who picked 170?
140:37
Flyman! Flyman trouble! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Play, play, play! Step and step and he is on his way. That's it, that's it, that's it. Ow.
140:57
Oh boy. Oh. Cover your stuff, guys. Cover your back taps with plenty. Cover your jumpers. That is about for a whole tilt. Yeah. Three seconds. Yes. I'm thinking about you. And Pierre only said my name once. You guys will never unslarve your slarvenay.
141:21
Get that ball, Satan. Oh, come on, it's still good. We ball, Satan. Ooh, queen inlay. Uh-oh. So it's here in my play. You better not. Better not. That's a few balls. six balls this game. Oh man, I feel better with my skills. Oh, low go, don't yell at
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me. What are you yelling about? I was hanging out on a ladder. Oh. Ow. You'll poke your eye out. You'll shoot your eye out. Clean, clean. You, go. Oh, big. Oh, that's a good
142:11
Oh, there you go. Cut! Shoot it. Ooh. Come on! Yeah. Two way. Combo. Typical combo, Marco. Oh. Oh, he won it. And bigger. It's bigger. Oh, get over there. Oh, love you! This is me! Oh, nice! That was awesome! We forgot it! Let me go! Oh, you redid food. So what's food, man? I already started up some food, huh?
143:01
Is there any benefit from doing the same one twice? I don't think so. Oh, expecting. Yo Barn. Yo Barnman. Let's go. Yeah, there's a lot more in here. Mr. Barnbelieve. Nice. She got it in the face. Oh, hey! You're starting most by hitting the drop targets here, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. You hit the drop target once and it lights all of them up for a start for whichever moment you hit. internet love you love you sure Bartnader Bart
143:52
Whoa I hit it the second time tonight How in the real Real, actual fucking hell did this happen? Donate to kids. Donate to the slingshot being a human piece of garbage. Another air ball, but on the other side this time. It shot over the rail and over the rail into the divider between the outlane and the scooter and went down, down, down. Holy crap. Out of play.
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Don't mind if I do. You hit the Hulk token copy, Jack. That was nuts! Vault-Aid Karma? You get no Vault-Aid! Yeah, but I was on my way! That was ridiculous.
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Kethiner! What's up, buddy? Yep, that would be a power drain. Draw what happened on the telly tray. Okay, the ball touched this fling shot and then it popped in the air, hit this, and then it down the drain. It jumped over all this stuff. It was insane. Nito Riquelme! Thank you Kevin, buddy. Nito! Fallon Gold, that ain't a multi ball, darling. I know, I'm just happy I get some time to breathe. Oh, that's great down the middle. Wow. Oh boy. Crap. Everyone's doing really well, huh? Dude, that, oh that air ball. I wish we would have seen it. Did it come off a sling? It hit a sling and seriously jumped over it. It jumped over the other sling and the other divider. It went this way? Over all of it. It is damn close. It like hit that divider and got me down. Oh, good job. Wow, what the hell was that? Nicely done. There should be some good champ replays. You need like a 10 second replay button. What do you think will happen to our sub-emailers? They're all here. If it was just Spice Girl girl, I would have been killing it. Spice Girl? Spice Girl. Spice Girl. Spiceicle girl. She's a zombie now. She was born in 99? No! No! You are a... How did you do? Most of the other... Alright, well... Don't do it. Yes, absolutely. Don't do it. Got it. I'm on it. Bye!
147:17
Is Marie making me more food? No, he's making Chris some more food. Oh. Good job, buddy. Wait, is Who's Favorite Spice Girl the new version of Rick Coney is the best pony? Why did I do that? Because you want to tilt. We're going for the tilt record, apparently. President, three shots from Frieswan. Don't forget to hit follow, you can watch Nick freak out later. I would say that there's three filth within the frame of text. There we go. Oh man, I need some pizza. That would be tasty. Pizza car. Oh, you have to hit the smiley, you have to click the smiley face again.
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Oh, food! I have the food! I don't need food! Whoa! Whoa, that was a radical whoa. Whoa!
148:37
Totally radical. Dude, none of that's like, so gnarly. None of this is good. That's a lot of waste of time. Gosh. Hit it! Well, she's dead. Come on. I'm not gonna get burned. No more. I'm here too, thank you. Tell us about your... You know that thing's swinging like a son of a gun in there now. Get or die. Whoa! That's like totally rad. Nailed it. Goodbye face. Hello zombie. Nailed it. Oh, I love you.
149:39
So angry. Don't be angry. You can be slarvin' happy. Slarb, congratulations. Slarb, your name is now infamous. for things we cannot explain.
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How the hell did you slarve this? There's no slarving way. Please? Huh? Please? Oh, God, you're my favorite.
150:27
The drop catch is real, real awesome. Cool shot, bro. Make sure you get all those pop bumpers. Don't do it. Don't get through. No! Oh, I wanted a turtle. Barn burrito. I got that. Barn burrito. You need to pick up the extra bottle all the way. What the freaking jungle nonsense was that? Jungle nonsense. That's what that was. Oh, what? We just got that? No. I said, no. No. I started well walking. Like instantly. There it is. Now he's rolling above that. Yeah, he's rolling. Oh, that's cool. Thanks, Doober. Alright, I need, I need... Zip. Nope, I need that. You got this.
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That's what I wanted. I want to live with you. I'm trying, dog, I'm trying. Mom? Yes? Later. Yeah, double post isn't worth it. Wait, double posting isn't worth anything with the new code? Damn it!
152:26
Uh, shooting like a ding dong. Or, what's it called? Chimp flipping? Whoa! That switch is bouncing on the ramp too, so it's scoring twice.
152:43
Chimp flip. Wow. If it's lit, you must acquit. Spongy heel. Got to risk it to get the biscuit. Wait, my biscuit. My liquor. Oh, Rob, you. You sad little monster. 90. 90 is a good vibe. Back flip. Did you see that? Did you see the back flip? Did you see that? Yeah, I don't believe it. Yeah! I was like so fast I was like, oh man. I'm quick. 90 bills? I just hit a bunch of bills. That's like 90 bills. That was minimalistic. Yeah. What are you freaking up? Post. Oh, that would be beautiful. Just something that was registered that you like did a post-patch. I like that post-pass. Don't you? Huh. I like that. Like the old Rolling Stones.
153:55
Can I get a shot? Oh, baby. Oh! Bumble! I've never heard that noise. Oh god, it's dribble. Okay. People are finding creative ways of making my emotes terrible. Oh god. Thanks. Woo! My brother, my brother, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Camera please. Oh, you're winning the multi-ball. Yeah! Oh my gosh, they're two and five. Oh, you just have a thing on your arm. Oh yeah. It's called the sliver. Multi-ball! Crystal! Win it! Now comes Crystal's... First multi-ball of the day. ...most snarling moment. Oh, I'm so excited. This is the most smarmy moment. Ah! I'm really sure this will show me how I'm dead. You're actually dead, or should be. ZombieCaster, are you kidding me?
155:17
No! Everybody out! Everybody bloody out. You know what, I'm gonna take it, because that was the best I got today. You got a multiple. Is there one more ball? No, it was ball three. Goddamn, why does it feel like fall 2? Because of Damon, the monster. Danger! Watch it, guys! Uh, excuse me. Come on, champion! Can we hit number 2 right there for me? You did, um, you did, um... Amazing. Let's see. Hit the buttons. Okay, here we go. We're, uh, we're gonna do the math here, kids. So it goes Jack, Nick. So it's one, two, three Nick, one, two And then who? Crystal? Crystal for three, or third place So folks, the scoring goes Nick with twelve Jack with eleven Gavin with five And Crystal with four And Brad doesn't count Because he smells like a butt Doesn't matter, he's gone Brad is the winner with thirteen Brad still won even though he stopped playing like an hour ago You should have said, not I quit. He's like, I'm out. I'm done. You win. He wins.
156:37
Internet, thank you so much for coming. We're going to be playing The Walking Dead all week. We're going to find out all the fun little bugs that it still has and report back to Stern with our findings. Kill the bugs that are in the room. Big shout out to Crystal for showing up, Gavin for showing up and fixing our games. We got Nick Campbell here who's sticking his head on the play field. Hey, bud. I'm Jack Danger. We're here every weekday, Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Death Forehead, though.
157:08
Yeah, Stern Walking Dead the rest of the week. It's going to be incredible. Other than that, if you're new to the stream, please click follow. It's free to do.
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And it makes me happy. You know, I won't cry so much at night. It's going to be remarkable. These plastics just have blood on them. Yeah. Blood, blood, blood. There's blood everywhere. Blood. Just blood. Goodbye, Internet. I love you. Go play some pinball. Tomorrow night, Tuesday. Oh, tomorrow night, Tuesday. Go play at... GameWorks. GameWorks in Schaumburg. And Thursday. By the way, Internet. Here. If you are not in Chicago, but if you're close enough to drive... Frick, if you're anywhere in the United States... You know what? If you're anywhere in the world, just fly here. Five points. Thursday at what time?
157:55
Five to eleven. and show up at the Deadflip headquarters, play 12 games, and then get the hell out of here. It's going to be a unique way of playing a tournament, but we get to maximize our whoppers, our BK broilers, by doing it this way. So you come in, you play 12, what do we got, like 12 games here now, 13? We might have 13 if Brad's bringing Stargazer.
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Stargazer? 1, 2, 3, 4. Also, Brad that was here earlier is bringing a Stargazer. 8, 9, 10. 10? Stargazer is honestly internet my favorite pinball machine in the world anyway internet I love you guys eat more Whoppers go play some internet and go play some pinball I guess I love you goodbye bye internet Miss you. Wait, come in here. There you go. Bye.
158:58
Bye today. Crystal, hit zero. Bye. Oh, crap. Something's broken.