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Stream 544: TMNT (Stern) Premium

Don't Panic Flip·video·2h 2m·analyzed·Apr 9, 2022
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TL;DR

Don't Panic Flip streams TMNT Premium with Premium/Pro Edition feature breakdown and tournament prep chat.

Summary

Don't Panic Flip streams TMNT (Stern) Premium Edition gameplay with co-host Todd. The stream includes detailed discussion of Premium vs Pro Edition differences (crane mechanic, 8-ball multiball, glider flipper control), audience engagement with channel points and subscriptions, preparation for Texas Pinball Festival, and extended tangential conversations about equipment, gimbal setup, and pop culture references.

Key Claims

  • TMNT Premium Edition includes a jumping crane mechanic and 8-ball multiball (vs 6-ball on Pro), plus a glider to change flipper returns

    high confidence · George (Don't Panic Flip host) describing game features during gameplay

  • James Cameron's Avatar Limited Edition has the same crane mechanic as TMNT Premium

    high confidence · George comparing Premium features across titles

  • George is planning to attend Texas Pinball Festival but only competing in 'Genghis or having fun together' (casual division), not tournaments

    high confidence · Conversation with Todd and chat about TPF competition divisions

  • Richard Tracy is competing in Classics division at Texas Pinball Festival

    medium confidence · George mentions Richard Tracy being in Classics, potentially as a competitor

  • George is currently 10th on the Wizards (competitive) waitlist at TPF with top 25 expected to get in

    high confidence · Direct statement from George about his position on backup/waitlist

  • TMNT Premium code is not updated to latest version; George has access but hasn't enabled it because he wants to use Insider Connected

    high confidence · George explaining why the machine doesn't have Mark Cross update

  • Movie 43 (2013) has a 4% Rotten Tomatoes score and features A-list actors forced by contractual obligations

    high confidence · George reading film details aloud, citing George Clooney declined with 'no effing way'

  • Sam Stern Connector works 100% of the time for pinball machine display connections

    medium confidence · George praising the connector as superior alternative to standard connections

Notable Quotes

  • “So those are the three big differences between the Pro Edition and the Premium Edition: the crane, eight-ball multiball from the van, and the glider to change which flipper the ball comes back to.”

    George@ 9:18 — Key product differentiation explanation for TMNT Premium vs Pro

  • “I'm going to have to learn more games. I'm going to try to go to Lions on Sunday because they have the most games that are available.”

    George@ 20:20 — Tournament preparation strategy for Texas Pinball Festival

  • “George Clooney's quote was, and I quote, no effing way.”

    George@ 32:47 — Humorous anecdote about Movie 43 production, illustrates the film's reputation

  • “If the boom is on the left side, I lose all coordination and ability to position it and look at a camera over here, over the playfield. Like my mind doesn't, it's like I'm not an Andy Turner.”

    George@ 25:41 — Self-aware commentary on spatial coordination limitations with camera equipment

  • “The Sam Stern Connector works 100% of the time. Every time. It's so amazing.”

    George@ 34:20 — Product endorsement for connector reliability on newer Stern machines

Entities

Don't Panic FliporganizationGeorgepersonToddpersonMystery Pinball TheaterorganizationManupersonRichard TracypersonEscherpersonTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premium (Stern)productJames Cameron's Avatar Limited Editionproduct

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Don't Panic Flip stream implements channel point redemptions, giveaways (tilt bobs), and interactive chat features typical of engaged streaming community

    high · Multiple mentions of channel point redemptions, tilt bob giveaway concept, Game Club Central subscription tracking, stream raids from other channels

  • ?

    event_signal: Texas Pinball Festival upcoming with competitive tournament structure, multiple game selection, and significant competitive meta (Classics, Wizards divisions with waitlists)

    high · George discussing TPF game list, his position on Wizards waitlist (10th), and planning practice sessions at Lions arcade

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Positive reception of TMNT Premium features; George satisfied with gameplay progression (reaching Final Battle wizard mode, targeting Cowabunga)

    medium · George: 'I did make it to Final Battle. That is a Wizard mode, and I'm happy with the progress'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: TNA strategy simplified to 'always be multiballing' according to experienced player Escher, suggesting meta focus on multiball accessibility over complex shot sequences

    medium · Escher's strategic advice about TNA: 'go for the multiball jackpot' rather than reactor strategy

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Stern leveraging shared mechanical features across multiple Premium Edition titles (crane on both TMNT and Avatar LE), suggesting platform reuse strategy

    medium · George noting 'It's a jumping up and down crane. You also get it on...James Cameron's Avatar Limited Edition'

Topics

TMNT Premium Edition features and designprimaryStern pinball machine Premium vs Pro tier differentiationprimaryTexas Pinball Festival preparation and game selectionprimaryStream production, equipment, and camera setupsecondaryPinball code updates and Insider Connected featuresecondaryTwitch streaming community and channel engagementsecondarySam Stern Connector reliabilitymentioned

Sentiment

positive(0.75)— Stream maintains lighthearted, enthusiastic tone throughout. George expresses satisfaction with TMNT Premium mechanics, appreciates community support and donations. Minor frustrations with equipment (DMD capture quality, gimbal coordination) are handled humorously. Overall community engagement is warm and inclusive.

Transcript

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But now they can. Hi, welcome. Oh, my God. Look at that timing on that right now. MPT3K, raiding with a party of 28. I don't know if this is a fun channel. Is this like a fun channel? Let's get ready to pinball! MPT3K, you're amazing. Thank you so much. My hat's off to you. That was perfectly timed. I know, yeah, yeah, Manu, seriously, the best timing. If you're just joining us, great, because we just started. My name is George. This is Ty. and we're on Don't Panic Lip and tonight we're going to play some more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And then after the stream, Game Club Central, I still owe you 15K and Fliptronic 15K. Yeah, I have not forgotten at all. Can people just buy channel points? Is that what's happening? No, no, no. They both redeemed Screaming Sons yesterday, but I didn't have it enabled, which is funny. I thought about that. I was like, oh, it's totally worth it. Screaming Sun, Wild, Everybody, that was... You should refund them and then give them a sample of what they missed out on. Right. I could just do it myself? Just once. Yeah, yeah. We'll see. Hold up. Well, it's just not as fun if I do it, right? Also, VP Fiends, no problem. When I saw that come through, so that was vouching, vouching for somebody on Pinside, and when I saw the name come through, I'm like, oh, yeah, VP Fiends. Totally cool. No issue there whatsoever. Saving Pinball Princess Jillian and saving for a tattoo. It's surreal. You're amazing. Thank you. Did you do both Game Club Central and Fliptronic? Could you also do Fliptronic? Because I have... You're amazing. Wait, as a mod? Can you just give away points? They can refund things. They can't create or give points. Got it. Game Club Central, T-A-I, as opposed to T-Y. Oh, yes. Yeah. All good. So, let me show you guys what we're doing tonight. That is so the wrong screen. Hold up. There we go. So, this is the big hands cam. We've got... Crap. Hold up. There we go. There. So much better. So much better. We've got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles premium. We have, once again, the weird, grainy-looking version of the direct capture, but we do have direct capture. I'll take that over a camera, uh, pulling it in and, uh, and then we've got the camera on us. On top of that, I've got a fan running back there. Hopefully it's not too distracting. I've got all the windows open. So that way it's not, uh, I think it was 76 degrees in here earlier. So it should be cooling off. Hopefully the camera does not overheat tonight. Uh, we've got crap, ladies and gentlemen. Love the crane. No, no, no. So big text. This is standard on the Premium and LE. It's a jumping up and down crane. You also get the balls end up loading into the van. And when you get into Turtle Power multiball, all the balls come out of the van. You get an eight-ball multiball, not a six-ball multiball, unlike the Premium. And also you get the glider in the middle, which you can use to change which flipper the ball comes back to. So those are the three big differences between the pro and the premium. Game Club Central. I like turtles. Exclamation point giveaway, 150,000 points to all followers. Hey, Vertzilla, just subscribe with Prime Gaming. I can't hear anything right now. I'm just honking the numbers. For 35 months, you must have been like one of the first, first followers or streamers or sorry, subs. You've got to say something. Do you have the cool little icon? You've said nothing. I have it on my phone. The period did not make it through. Oh, maybe it's in command. Oh, interesting. There it is. Hello. And yes, you got a first right there. High five. Thank you so much for being such a long-term supporter. And Escher, welcome to the stream. He does have the founder badge, okay? And Game Club Central, dropping 200 bits. My hat's off to you. Thank you so much. Oh, come on. Target practice. Hey, Escher, I made it to the wizard mode last night. I'm going to take that, and I'm going to run with it, okay? Oh, come on. Can I refuse? Oh, no. Yeah, whatever. I realize there's a really odd glare, so you do what... That's better. Okay. Cool. I know. No, I didn't make it to Cowabunga. That's the goal tonight, though, is to try and get to Cowabunga. But I did make it to Final Battle. That is a wizard mode, and I'm happy with the progress that was made last night there. How much did subs cost back then? I see, dude. $1.99? I mean, if you remember, there was this Subway sub month where, yeah, they really were $1.99 for the entire month. Okay. Yeah. So there was a month, I think, where they were $1.99. Game Club Central, you're amazing. And Surreal took care of getting you and Fliptronic back the points that you were owed since we didn't actually get the Screaming Sun. I need to connect to Twitch over here. I am now connected. So I think that will work now. And one more thing I have to do, which is They were still $5 back then, I'm pretty sure. Oops. But there's only one level. I meant Twitch subs cost three years ago. Twitch subs, but no $5 footlong. Thanks a lot, Subway. Have they not brought back the $5 footlong? I don't know. I used to eat at Subway all the time. I wish I could eat at Subway right now all the time. I love it. Eat fresh. I was totally down with eating fresh. your pressure's available. It totally was. Did you see the, like, the locking mechanism on that food that just sits in a metal tin the entire day? It's funny because when I go to a Hawaiian pokey, it's the same thing but with sushi. And I'm just like, but it tastes amazing. But it's sushi that's been sitting in the thing all day. I mean, it's got to be okay. Someone's got to be checking things, right? Basically, that food has been sitting around for months. That's how I got to you. Goran, welcome to the stream. And Chaotic to stay in. Keep the train rolling. Target practice coming in. At seven months on a tier one. Target practice. My hat's off to you. Thank you. Oh, that's the other thing I need to do is actually connect up my sound. Are you hearing people? Yes. so I can hear when that happens. You, sir, go first. Okay. I will do this awful thing where we connect to the Bluetooth. This is a sweet plunger. It is the best plunger. You can't see it's a sword. It is a sword. It's awesome. I despise this game. I'm going to blame everything on the game that I hate. Wind Raider, welcome to the stream. Tracy from Outer Spacey, who was hanging out with us last night. Tracy, how you doing? Who am I? Okay. You are Meat Jello. Shut up. Oh, shit, I didn't get to do that. Wow, nice. We do have a tilt bob in here. I am working. Okay, sorry, Tracy, I'm so sorry. We'll keep it down. I still got like three inches. That was, yeah, that was a pretty good slide. These slings are very dull. Oh, there we go, we're connected. Okay, so I should be able to hear now. I'm also only at home, so, ha! I called BS on the Tilt Bob. Game Club Central. That's a... There's the Tilt Bob. Can you please confirm there's a Tilt Bob and it is said appropriately. This was set by Escher, just FYI. It doesn't... I don't see one. Front door? What? What do you mean? I mean, if you consider, like, the metal part, like, the tub-bob is below the ring, so... Is it actually below the ring? I guess that's... You got the stream power. I am taking... Hold up, hold up. We're just... Whoa! I will show them. I'll provide the light. You provide the light. Actually, all I saw was that there was a tilt pop. I actually didn't check it. Look. Look. Hold up. Hold up. Droid cam. We're going mobile here. All right. Look how far below the ring that is. It is actually far below the ring. So we need to make an adjustment. All right. Hold that. Okay. Okay. What are you? I don't know what I'm grabbing right now Hey Iron Fox got their Don't Panic Brick t-shirt the other day Thanks again Iron Fox Thanks for hanging out and watching Alright we will mail this tilt bob to the next person Oh my god how awesome would that be to just start mailing people tilt bobs I can't tell That's way better Way harder Okay. Did you guys see that? We have a Tilt Bob. It is set appropriately. Shenanigans. It's more like Tilt Pin Arthur. Hey, Arthur Pindragon, welcome to the stream. Now it's set good. So I feel like we've got to start over. Yeah. Right? Because you're 11,000. You should make like 100,000 and you get one of your Tilt Bob. That you don't use. You get the spare tilt-bob that I have in Chicago for the camera. Yes. Actually, that's... I kind of like that idea of sending out tilt-bobs to people. I'm... I think I'm... Can you get them in gray? You, sir, you're up. You're first player. Oh, we started over. Yeah, started... Well, now we have a tilt-bob that is... It obviously moved at some point between last night and today. Reset all scores on the machine. Ah, that's right. Tracy has tilt bob earrings that she wears on her ears. That's heavy. Wow. I don't know, it seemed kind of lighthearted to me. I don't know if I described it as heavy. Oh, you mean like physically heavy? The actual weight of the tilt bob on her ears? Right, right. It seems very heavy. Oh, no. Okay. Game Club Central declares themselves the first recipient of the Tilt Bob Award. I will display your shenanigans proudly. They shall dangle on my stream talent camera like a Roman helmet. You should get one for your mirror. Okay. They're not real. It's not an actual Tilt Bob. It's a very small Tilt Bob. Okay. What am I doing? I'm doing Raphael. I mean, that could not have gone any better for me. Listen to George acting like mailing tilt-bobs is crazy. Ice Ski-Doo mailed me. I was having such a problem remembering to move my tilt-bob from machine to machine. Ice Ski-Doo's like, we're done. Here's the tilt-bob. Just take it. And I'm like, oh my God, why didn't I order tilt-bobs? Okay, so we need to hit that shot. That totally worked. All right, left ramp. So, George, you're not playing any tournaments at TPF? Just hanging out? Just hanging out. Cool. I'm going to do Classics, but I've got to learn some of the games. Did you see the games list at TPF? I did, yeah. I saw the games list. The games list was pretty decent. I like the solid states having beetles in TNA. I like that. That is actually really well thought out. I enjoy that. Wait, do I already have a drink? Like Marcos. Everybody wants a beer. Oh, I'm still on mic. Sorry, I'm not going to sing. Ah, Tracy is going to kick your butt. My butt? Yeah. For what? In Classics, because Tracy is in Classics. Can you backhand the right? You can, yes you can. I mean, not like that. You should aim it better. Oh! So, one more. So, is the challenge redeemed to receive a Tilt Bob often enough that George runs out of them? Devin, great. That, well, I mean, what I would do is just order them and direct ship them, probably, well, if I got a match. We're drinking a hibiscus apple cider. and a rum mint mojito from Cutwater. And let's see, so I am not... Actually, I decided against it. Only wizards and women. Tracy, you got into wizards. I'm 84 on the backup list right now. I'm 10th on wizards. And I'm like, should I practice? Oh, you're getting in. Really? Yeah, I heard that the top 25 people should just plan to be in. Okay. Okay. So I'm going to have to learn more games. I'm going to try to go to Lions on Sunday because they have the most games that are available. Because I still don't know how to play Frontier or Andromeda. God, Frontier is so brutal. And then I think they have TNA. I don't really need to practice that. TNA? No. I've played enough TNA. We played a little TNA over the years. Unless Escher has a great strat for it, like, just play multiballs or something weird. That is literally what he says. Really? Yeah. He's just like... That was a joke, but... No, no, no. It makes sense. Yeah. Escher, feel free to jump in if you have any other recommendation besides always be in multiball. No, I mean, like, actually go for the multiball jackpot. Oh. He made it sound like the fact that you can get into a multiball that easily anytime makes the game super easy. Always be multiballing. Tracy, thank you. Well, we all do that. I was going to say, should I actually open the reactors or is the multiball jackpot worth it, which I don't think it is. I'm going to tilt and then I'm going to realign. Frontier, try and fail. So appropriate. Ben, have you heard that game? No. It just plays like cricket noises constantly. Huh. No, I have not heard that game. I have played it. I've had my butt kicked by friends here at the Masters in Denver. Have you been to Lions recently? No. I've been there one time ever. You should go. It's expanded. I would love to go to Lions. What are you doing Sunday? I have my kid. Does she want to go to Lions? She will not want to go to Lions. No, she wants to make a web series about her stuffed animal this weekend. Okay, cool. Like animated or video? Video, yeah. So we've already recorded. We spent a day recording our first video, but we need a lot more B-roll to finish the first episode. Oh, are you using that gimbal? Yeah. No. Oh. But it's only because I can't figure out how to use it. We're using this. It's a huge reason I got this entire setup Was because it's awesome So I was asking George if he uses like, you know A $200 gimbal, but instead he uses this Very expensive giant machine Pinball Princess Jillian bought a gimbal, but I'm returning it The gimbal worked really well when Ty's there and he set it up I can't even balance my camera it's a heavy camera yeah yeah some of them are not strong enough and then the price of the gimbal just goes up yeah even on this one the balancing is not easy but it's okay yeah like that camera won't work on that gimbal that you have only your A6400 would yeah but it's an FX3 like if I'm gonna record a video it better be on the like almost Netflix worthy video camera guest RoninSD. I'm trying to think. I don't remember the name of the manufacturer. It was definitely a foreign name, though. And it's the one you can buy from Best Buy, even though I didn't purchase it from Best Buy. What is it? Is it... I don't know if it was Ronin. I don't think so. If I heard the name, there's a 25% chance I'd remember. It is not a DJI, Riku. Also, Riku, welcome to the stream. I think you asked earlier about drinks. And also, read through the scoring and rule sheet for each table. Okay. So Riku is prepped, I think, for TPF at this point. I need so much practice on the solid states. He says, please don't give her stuffed animal and TPM pudding, for the love of God. What is stuffed animal? Zoe stuffed animal for that web series. So it's called Project Hug. And it's about her stuffed animal, which is a... She's got this little guy that she's had since she was about maybe a year and a half old. And it's funny because we have pictures of her hug, which we got at Barnes & Noble. Right next to... Oh, that was nuts. Next to, like, what it looks like now, which is just... just, like, it's been through the wash 150 times next to a brand new one, and it's ridiculous. You wouldn't believe that they were related in the least. Um, oh, got it, but the DJI Ronin is good, but heavy and balancing is a chore. The balancing is, is really tough on a gimbal. I, the, yeah, the balancing on the Edelkrone setup I have is great. Like, it just makes sense to me as to what you're actually doing. The setup that I have, I don't know. It's kind of like positioning this. I still have a boom for positioning the camera above the playfield. And if the boom is on the left side, I lose all coordination and ability to position it and look at a camera over here, over the playfield. Like my mind doesn't, it's like I'm not an Andy Turner is really what it comes down to. If this is over on this side, when I move the camera with my right hand, it moves the opposite direction I expect. So then I try to adjust my brain to be like, okay, when you want it to go left, move it right, and suddenly it goes to the left. It doesn't make any sense. I always have to put the boom to the right of the pinball machine or I cannot align the camera to the play field. So now you guys know I'm not an ambi-boom positioner. and that will only make sense I don't think anyone's ever spoken those words brains yeah can't make it happen at all yeah I don't even interesting things they are exactly I am so not left handed is what it comes down to and it's funny too by the way because as a part of that they being the internet says that you can improve your neuroplasticity by switching to using the other other side of your body that with the non-dominant side. So I'll do things like brush my teeth with my off hand. And I am so not ambidextrous, which really turns into these like jerky movements in which I like shove the toothbrush down into my throat because I'm trying to get the same motion of the toothbrush. And it, I just can't do it with my left hand. It is so uncoordinated. I thought you saw my expression when you said that. It was horror. I have a t-shirt, overthinking, overthinking. Yes. Right? That's like the ship, shipping, ship, shipping ships. I don't know if you guys have ever seen that picture of literally a ship shipping, shipping ships, which is just amazing. And some of those shipping ships have art of shipping ships on top of those shipping ships. The Zion Crane? The Zion Crane. That is it. Let's see here. Auto gimbal calibration doesn't do the trick as it results in minus one to minus, so negative 0.5 degree offset respectively when panned down horizontally. This is a lot of math for 10.30 p.m. mountain time. Also, I am not either, but I can only blow my nose with my left hand. I'm right-handed. Tracy, thank you. What's that? Oh, what math? Well, negative one divided by negative two would be positive half. One to two? I don't know. result in a 1 to 2 degree offset? Oh, that is 1 to 2. Oh, no. Down and horizontally. Okay, never mind. Okay. Negative 1 down and then negative 2 horizontally. That doesn't seem like very much. Thank you, game. That was very nice of you. Yeah, so I don't think I'm going to get a playfield at TPM. But if they come out with one of those hard tops for a laser cube, I would be totally down. Oh, that would be the plastic protector that goes on top of it? Mm-hmm. Darn it. No, go over the other way. The ad for Amazon's Yesterday Shipping. What? That sounds really fast. You get it before you order it. Got it. Okay, extra ball, mode start, and maybe a multiball? I don't know. The pizza-o-meter. I think we got it. Yes, we got it all. I think I did actually see that video. That's good. Von Craft, good evening and welcome to the stream. How are you doing? Ty, what's the question for the night tonight? What? What's the fun question that people have to answer tonight? Oh, you mean like one of those, like, do you white sitting up or standing down? Yeah. standing up or sitting down, or uh... I don't know. I can look up stuff, but... That's usually the one that's up top of my head. There's another one that is really polarizing. What polarizing question should we ask? Chat? Wow that was just really bad I take it Alright that mode is complete We on to number four Dice, welcome to the stream! Just popping in for a minute or two before bad movie night. Pretty sure everything got over the scarring from me picking... Oh, wow. Freddy got F'd last year Let's see how they like Movie 43 I don't know 43 You don't want to Is it bad? Yeah Really Really bad I think it's the movie Where they had like A bunch of Pretty famous actors They had to They had to Perform in it For some reason Due to contractual obligations And it's bad Okay That actually sounds kind of fun. Like good actors or just actors? Let's see. Who's in movie 43? All right. 2013 film. It has a reputation. Iron Fox, welcome to the stream. You've already been here. I don't know why I decided that you needed to be. Hugh Jackman, Elizabeth Banks, Emma Stone, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, Anna Faris, Richard Gere, Richard Gere? Jared Casey Butler. Chloe Grace Moretz. Wow. Okay. Naomi Watt. Sean William Scott. Dennis Quaid. Liam Strieber. Johnny Knoxville. Chris Pratt. Uma Thurman. Jason... Oh my god, just hit the right ramp. Look at all of these people in this Marvel movie. Wow. Wow. Kate Winslet? Yeah, and look at his Rotten Tomatoes score. Four percent, and it has, like, a big chunk of Hollywood in it. I think they were forced to do it. Dance Panda, welcome to the stream. Bunch of A-list celebrities doing grotesque and disgusting things just because. They asked Clooney to be in it. His quote was, and I quote, no effing way. We're lined up? Okay, we're good. Uh, Riku, it is... Yeah, yeah, you're lined up good enough. It is washed out. Oh, the, uh, yeah. Yeah, the DMD capture. We're gonna call it... It's... What? No one saw anything. Illegal. Look, it's in the same spot. Illegal. What are you talking about? I didn't do anything. It just went down the drain. Illegal. Oh. What happened? Did the game change? Oh, you started a new game? Okay. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. I'm going to say it's for aesthetic reasons, Riku. Yeah, definitely aesthetic. It looks like it's from the late 1980s now, right? Like we're watching it on a CRT. You're not going to do it while you're playing? No, no. You got to go into the back and just... Jiggle the wires. It's totally fine. It'll be fine. You don't need the screen. Play. I'm going to do it. No, no, no. Please do not do it. Okay. Only because no guarantee it's going to work afterwards. What? Yeah, it's so touchy. It is so touchy. Because I remember this happening on Black Knight. Oh, yeah. If only Stern would give us a proper connector. The Stern Connector works 100% of the time Every time It's so amazing The actual Stern Connector? Yeah Oh, are you not using that? Nope It's in Guardians of the Galaxy And are you going to move that from pin to pin? Yeah, that's basically what I do now They just move it from pin to pin Got it Ill Eagle Aw, poor Eagle Alright, so we're in a weird position right now Where there's a ball in there And what happens is I hit the middle, and if I hit it too perfectly, it's knocking the ball that's in there out. Oh, you have a maiden? Not just a maiden. No, you haven't. It's an LE maiden. That's Man Adams from Pinside. He's got my Godzilla right now. Need some Pedialyte and chicken soup. Don't we all? I mean, chicken soup, sure, but I don't know about Pedialyte. Everyone needs Peter Light. It's what the body craves? Yeah, exactly. Especially during emergencies. Like, on Monday night, there's so much drinking that you can't remember what you did. Was that a Monday? Was that a Monday? Didn't you do that? Oh my god, I do that all the time. Are you kidding me? Really? Yes. I watch your stream every second. No, I'm kidding. I watch your stream when I get, uh, when I'm in the groove of playing a game and need something to watch. Okay. Darn it. That did not pop over. Ugh. Not a great start. Too bad the game code doesn't have the cross- Why don't you have the updated code? I have access to it. Because I want to be able to use Insider Connected, which I'm not using right now. I haven't updated it for... I have no idea. I have, there's a version, but I haven't checked it. But what I should do is make sure that I'm prepped to get in on Insider Connected here. Next game? No, you can do it mid-game. You can do it mid-game? You can do it right now. I refuse. You refuse away. I'm not, no, no, no, if I do it now, it'll be on you. I have to wait for my turn. You just scan it, and is it always scanning? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Always be scanning and multiballing. Those are rules that Stern lives by. And spooky. Avian light is recommended for ill eagles. Ice Ski-Doo going hard into the ill eagle pun that he started. Wow, that was... That was... That was terrible. That was legit. Touché. It's the supreme hangover helper over Gatorade. I will die on this. It just doesn't taste as good. There you go. Wait, who's saying that? Dyke? Yeah. I trust this man's opinion on after-drinking remedies. Okay. Alright, what do I need? I need right ramp, left ramp. Up and over, left ramp. Oh no! Let's try that again. And left ramp again. Oh my god. There it is. There it is. Get up there! That's some good pinball. Four times! What? 25% accuracy rate there. Not bad. I have 200,000 points. You have half a million. new insider achievement we're fine we're all fine here dice have a great night with movie 43 which I now kind of want to watch I panic flipped that was the perfect example of a panic flip right there What? Oh, I know. I didn't put a beer thingy on it. Oh, that's trippy. Just take some loaded vitamin B1, B6, or B12 for a hangover. Okay, Riku, who I believe is a professional... Stricker? No. Hold on, wait a second. Mixologist. I almost said cosmetologist, but that's... I feel like my mildly intoxicated state trying to say that. Isn't that like a makeup artist? Yes. Okay. So you have one, two, three, four, five... I think you've got... This is a six-ball multiball. mythologist or proctologist? What? I'm going with mythologist. Mythologist. Although, I'm curious. I knew a proctologist once. And when I asked him how much a proctologist made, he said he made an assload of money. No. See? George didn't even see that. Oh. Oh, you're... I'm sorry. What? Nothing. Nothing happened. Nothing. Don't worry about it. Forbidden. I... Oh, was that... Did you death save? No. I was so focused. I'm trying to say my pun correctly. I don't know what you're talking about. Everything's fine. I should do push-ups, actually, after this. Why? I swore. Hey, HansACX, welcome to the stream. Thank you for throwing me your primer. I know that word now. I'm in with all the cool kids. Oh, is that because you said that word? I said AFS. Yeah, choosing to go with assload rather than buttload. Very cutting edge. Wow, I really wish I would have said buttload now. What about Coins? Is that acceptable? substitute. Is that a real thing? No. Okay. But it can be. Technically it's more medically correct. Wow. Very slow. I'm going to be better next game. I inspire great pinball. You inspire wonderful pinball. We're really going to get through that You know what we're going to do? We're going to change this up That's what we're going to do Oh, I can't, nope, I'm logged in I can't do it So you're player one I didn't continue I mean, I believe you have push-ups to do, right? I have push-ups, darn it Should I just wait? Yeah, no, it's good You're fine, we can do them over here Should we critique your form? Oh my god, I did arms today Your form's pretty good, actually It's really good. Yeah. Eight, nine, ten. Jedi, welcome to the stream. Spit on his back says Ice-Kidoo. Well, next time he swears. Yeah. Yeah. George, one-legged push-ups are harder. I know, Riku, I was trying to make them harder. What happened to your pull-up bar? It's downstairs. It's a pain in the butt to move around. What happened to your stream reward for it? Does it need to come back? Yeah, it does. Oh, no. I could bring it upstairs and we could turn it back on put it like there-ish I have a whole workout area downstairs though was it just arms day or was it arms and back day it was you can do pull ups I was just rock climbing for like three hours okay so that's a full body workout right there alright what are we doing we're doing we gotta make it to the wizard mode again multifunction pull-up bar slash overhead screaming rig. That is brilliant. Yeah, there you go. You just roll it out and do your pull-ups and then roll it back in. Oh, I do have a remote. I mean, I could bring my phone down there. That would work. Just run downstairs, do 10 pull-ups or something like that, then come back up. Oh, my God. I don't know if I could do it today. Because they get the added stair climbing as a bonus reward. going up and down the stairs. Because people will chime in. They'll be like, oh, somebody got George for five. Let him go downstairs, come up, and we'll tag him again. I really like the stream where you have to be like over 100. I've done over, I think I did, we did like 60 or 70. And when you get a redemption, you run downstairs. Christy, what'd I do for you? Jedi. Jedi is just making sure you stay in shape. Yeah. There's that. And not good. Run it back in. And then we're going to go left ramp. Got it. Not good. That was so weird! You kick more than you used to. Well, it's this game. Also, the other thing I didn't talk about was the fact that the pizza goes multiple directions. And it only spins one direction on the pro, but on this it goes all over the place. And you saw it drastically impact the direction of the game. I had no idea where that ball was going to go. You're talking to a guy that had a pirate. I don't even notice that they're being spinned anymore. But yeah, I accept my fate. Wherever it goes, it's just going to go. Hey, do you remember when I had three concentric rings? I never got to play that. I really wanted to. It's been mine, but it was cool. It was kind of awesome. It was so freaking cool. And let's see here. Uh, let's see. Round is a shape. Sure. I do push-ups at a 30-degree angle, wide arm, standard, and side-to-side. 30-degree angle. I don't know what that means. What does that look like? So we have 90. So this is 90 and 45, so it's at a slightly raised level. But 30-degree angle is like way down here, right? So 90, 45, 30. Alright, 45 would be half Halfway between 90 and 0 What do you mean? So, this is 90 No, that's not 90 Straight up? Oh, like a push up off the wall would be 90 Oh, that angle Yeah I thought it meant the arm angle Oh, right, like I guess your arm as it is to the floor Like a 30 degree angle would be I'm guessing like Really bad for your wrist Well, actually that's probably I do a lot of my push-ups on my sit-up bench. Because it has spots for that. So it's slightly raised, and it definitely works out a different area. It'd be like doing push-ups off of a bed. Okay, I get it. There you go, yeah. Wide arm, standard, side to side. Jedi, I'm not really approaching this game much differently. I'm just trying to be more accurate, I guess, and controlled. And I know I'm not supposed to hit and use the upper flipper to maintain control. But once I find the shot up there, it actually creates control. And the fact that this is a premium, my big thing right now is remember to get the ball to come back to the place you want. And almost always, I want the ball to come back to the right flipper. So that's huge. Right? Now I can go right into my mode. right into the mode obviously just like that i push up my comforter sometimes myself in bed it's the hardest push-up to do i just want to go to sleep oh my god when i was playing uh sorry when i was working out with my brother in south carolina last week he uh he killed me at the gym like had me doing things and exercises i had never done before especially with lower weights at my shoulders. Oh, yes. Like he's like, no, George, do this. Okay, now form and he's sitting there like repositioning my back and he's like, okay, now you're going to want to use heavier weights. Start with something lower. And it just rocked me. It was, it was eye opening to get, it was like, it was like spending a week with a trainer, which I keep wanting to do, but trainers at my gym don't work late at night. So I have to have conversations with them during the day, but who wants to talk to a trainer in the day? What's wrong with that? They're just so young. And so energetic about the entire thing. I just don't have enough coffee to deal with it. They have so much hope. Yeah, right? They haven't been brought down by life yet. Oh my, yeah, Jedi McMuffin. So I did them today. with these guys here going up like this with slowly back and forth and not engaging your just your shoulders not your whatever deltoid or whatever muscle that is uh there's also these guys right here with lower weights we gotta come in from out and come in is yeah it's all of that stuff and it all started off by the way on uh on monday which is like hey man we're gonna start off with, uh, oh my god, what's the, like, probably the most common big workout that people, not, but not for, like, for arms and chest, um, bench press? That's not, bench press, yeah, chest, so, yeah, so he's like, let's just start off with a bench press, and so, uh, we get on, and we're doing 135, and he's like, cool, cool, yeah, man, just try and go until you can't anymore. And after the first set, he had me do it, and he's like, we're just going to go until you literally can't do any more bench press. That's how we're going to start off our workout. And I did that, and we kept pumping up the weight. So by the end, I was doing 185, and we did, I think, six sets of as much as we could. And by the end, I couldn't do anything. And that's when we then did all of the shoulder stuff. And he walked through some bicep curls. And he's like about positioning your arms and making sure what you're doing is just this specific. And you want to go all the way down. And he had this other thing with holding two weights here and going straight up. Like it was, yeah, bicep curl. There you go. I don't know. He had all of these things. And I remembered about six of them. And I did four tonight. and I was nowhere near as rocked because I didn't start it by doing, I don't know how many bench presses over a 20-minute period. I don't think you should do your max like that ever, really. No, it wasn't max weight. It was just going to exhaustion at a lower weight. You shouldn't do that. Okay. Because it's going to make you so sore that your recovery time is too long. And then it's like, it was two days, I think, before I felt good. But we never did chest again for the rest of the week. I don't know. I don't agree with that. I don't even know enough to do anything besides do what people tell me. I feel like at the gym. Like, you do this, okay? I don't have an opinion on it. I can say, like, noticeable difference. I started beforehand, but I've been doing shoulder, a lot of shoulder workouts. And just between last week and this week, there was a noticeable difference in shoulder. The angel of death. Lateral, oh, fist. Oh my god. If it's so fun, you get like a five pound weight and you just do this. You do ten of these. And then you do ten of these. And then you do ten of these. Okay, okay. And then you do like three or four sets of this or some amount. I don't know. So I did that. That was today. So I did shoulder shrugs at 70 pounds. And I basically go to exhaustion on the last set. I often go to exhaustion though so if that's bad you gotta let me know why so I stop it's just a recovery so if you're recovering still like you're ready to go after one day of rest then you're fine but it's also you know if you're doing a big exercise like a squat or a bench press or deadlift is fine but those are very risky when you have heavy weight and you're going to yourself. So, that's all. I mean, it's worked for a lot of people. I mean, there's newer studies in the last decade that are like, you know, you really shouldn't, you should go to like 80% of your max. Okay. I honestly, it would not surprise me if Kyle, Kyle, who was a bit of like on the muscle building side, I don't know how long ago it was. Uh-huh. but it was it was a while ago yeah it's like you can go to Avery's Hairy Max so you can do the same level workout the next time you go in rather than be like oh I'm I'm too tired or too sore or things like that that's what I remember from it's the crazy snake are you familiar with the crazy snake your muscles are more prone to tear when exhausted also your body cheats when you're exhausted this crazy snake women can injure. The cheating is definitely significant. So maybe choosing one day a week at the end. And build muscles different than sculpting. Okay. Oh my god. There's obviously a lot of people who know a lot about muscles. I know nothing. Exhaustion is only bad if you compromise form on doing it. Okay. I compromise form just because I don't know it well. It's not really compromising at that point. It's just being, it's It's just not putting in the effort to figure out how to do it well. Do you want to shoulder workout? Iron cross time pulse with minimal intent. Is that just holding it out like this? Or is that actually on rings? I prefer clams over muscles. I'm like, what? I don't understand that comment. Oh my god, no, it's food. Oh. That muscle. Okay. That muscle, yeah. I mean, muscles are... They're a pest, aren't they? I thought they were a pest in the Great Lakes. You gotta, like, clear them out. I have no idea. Alright. What do I need to do here right now? Hey, interesting. Is there a fruit by the foot kind of thing going on right now where I have to hit one and then two and then three? I have to loop that twice, I think is what it's saying. One, two, three. It's lit. Do you see that? One here, two, three. The foot combo. It is the foot combo. It's just weird that it hasn't gone away yet. Well, you're... Destroy four more foot. Okay. That's what it says. I'm throwing two more foot. Okay, that... I think that makes sense. Ah! It moved it right down the middle. I hate you. Changing of exercise is most important. Never do the same exercise in every, say, chest workout. Different variations are important. Okay. Classic high rep, low weight versus low rep, high weight. Serve different purposes. Kirk Hobbs, I'm just reading about your muscles are more prone to tear when exhausted. My dad is tore a majority... Oh, it's my turn again. Has Tor, I think, all of his bicep muscles? Biceps are so useless. Right. I have the bias of a rock climber, though, so. Is that the bias of a rock climber? Why would you work out biceps if you work out your forearms and your grips? Like they don't do anything for you They look good Back, forearms Those are good Abs and core Oh my god And then never legs You don't need legs on the rock Oh my god Speaking about that My brother made fun of me For my legs Shoulders Yeah Iron cross holes are To see how long you can hold the weights In that position I skidoo I thought the Malvisk joke Was great I got it immediately classic high rep low weight versus low rep high weight serve different purposes g black so yeah uh if you guys remember um christine ryan and obby you guys remember ryan ryan was six foot i don't know four and could could tackle an armored truck and his thing was he said uh regardless of what you're looking for he wanted to if he was going to help me out with uh trying to put on muscle, he was always with do less reps in a higher weight. If you train your muscles to work at a higher weight, it operates more efficiently at lower weights. I don't know exactly how accurate... Oh, no. No, cheater. What? It's fine. Don't... Yeah, and Kirkov's, my shoulder really... My shoulder in particular is really prone to re-injury. I think shoulders, you really have to take the time to do light weight and then do... And build up the muscles and support and everything. That's the thing I'm not doing. I know there's one I should be doing like this with low weights when you're down on a support structure. Just give it like a band or something or lay on your side. Yeah, on your side. Do you want to be a French maid, French girl? Like draw me like a French girl? That's what I'm calling that position where you're on your side. Okay. And just like a five pound weight and just do it. Yeah, exactly. That one. So that is the one I know I should be doing. I just don't want to do it at the gym because it looks silly. But whatever. Thank goodness for floor protectors. Shoulders don't like wide angles either. I don't know what to do with that statement. That was not good. All right. Man, I cannot find that inner jackpot at all. I need to hit this left ramp. There it is. And up and in. We did it. Wide bench is the worst for shoulders is what I mean. Oh, this for shoulders. Yeah, you got to go like, yeah. I felt that as we were, because I haven't done the bench in so long. Insert camera lens joke here. Started a lower weight with high rep. Yep. Especially for barbell stuff. Do you do barbell stuff? Or mostly machines because you're solo? Mostly machines because I'm solo. I don't have anyone watching me. I do dumbbells, though. Oh, my gosh. Hey, Lake Show. So welcome to the stream! Hello! Your stream always looks great! What game do you think makes best use of the spinning mech? This thing? That? Whirlwind? I mean, is thematically really great. I mean, I think X-Men was the first. That did the magnet and the whole... it was Magneto? It fit perfectly Oh yeah thematically it was wonderful as well I think they all suck I think it doesn add anything Yeah I don like the spinner thing Well, okay. I'm going to say that the best for a theme had to be Pirates of the Caribbean by Jersey Jack when it was the three concentric circles. And it was the map? Because it was the map. That was directly from the movie was how he aligned the three different circles in different situations in order to do the math. I only watched the first movie. Oh my god, the third movie is the best! Whirlwind? Alright. I mean, Whirlwind, the best thing about Whirlwind was, like, the actual fan. Yeah, right? Like, as you're playing, oh, he was amazing. Is there anybody else here who thought that the third Pirates of the Caribbean was the best Pirates of the Caribbean? I feel like I am the only person to ever say that and I absolutely love the third. It was, it did things, it like, somebody actually tried to, oh no. Am I hitting a pizza bar? Okay, I didn't know what I was doing. Higher peanut also is only seen in one. Yes, exactly. It was great and I don't have to ruin the rest of what I remember about that movie. You know, it's like, you know what, I'm going to try to go Leonardo. It's like there's only one Matrix movie, right? Yeah. Did you watch the fourth? I forgot it came out. Was it good? Did you watch it? I did. And you have strong opinions? No opinions? It was fine. It wasn't even fine. Like, it was... The first half of the movie, the first quarter of the movie was really, really good. And then the rest, I honestly was okay without ever watching. Like a Brandon Sanderson novel. Yeah, actually. Or at least each part in one. Yeah. It was pretty good. It wasn't the first. Right, yeah. I think it's better than movies two and three. You mean anything after the first movie? Oh, the Pirates. The Pirates movie doesn't exist. We're listening to Boney M right now. I really like this song. This is like my current favorite song. One-Hand Wanderer, pretty sure. Oh, is this an old song? I assumed it was newer. This is Boney M. It's from, I think, late 60s or the 70s. I don't know what that name comes from, but... Yeah, I don't know either. Okay, this is an... Well, I thought it was like a retro song. I didn't realize it was an actual old song. It's been remixed a lot. The layer into the drain is mean. Higher peanut. But evidently we have that turned on. I thought we didn't have that turned on last night, but I don't think it activates in a multiball in the same way that the... Oh, my headset is letting me know I have no battery. I don't know if I'm catching... Charge me. Yeah, charge me. Charge me. Mine broke. I'm debating on getting a new one. It just needs to get louder. It's still very quiet. I have to put... You hit the new to the new, right? Yeah. Maybe you're deaf. I mean, I do have issues with being able to hear things, but it's not that bad. I only have volume problems when it's just, when it's windy outside. Well, like when you're jogging and it's just a little windy outside? No, that's usually fine. But if it's like heavy traffic or something, then yeah. Oh, come on. Move the machine. Tron has a spinning disk. Oh, Tron has, yeah, in the recognizer. Don't you recognize it? Tron has a spinning disk? Yeah, up here. Oh, you have a Tron. Okay. Yeah. Under the recognizer up there, that's a spinning disk. I never knew that. I thought that it was just a disk. Yeah, it's right over there. Lost in space as it is. What is the coolest pinball toy? Try to tilt. Welcome to the stream. The coolest pinball toy... That's got to be Godzilla with the building, right? Oh, that is a good one. That is so good. I'm the premium in L.E. I mean, my vote's the pirates. J.J.P. Pirates. The black pearl. The boat. The boat that rocks back and forth. I mean, it is a great upper playfield, too. That was solid. Someday I'll play pinball. Try to tilt. How you doing? How are things? Great stream last night. Once again, sorry I wasn't there. Oh, that is so cool. Yeah. The Doctor Who building? That, I think, is actually better than Godzilla. Godzilla, it sure can divert the ramps. But the Doctor Who one, it's like three different little toys all in one. It is. You're not wrong. Darn it. Triple height play field on spooky Halloween? Eh. No? No, it wasn't fun. I never got to play it. And you don't sound like you liked it. By the way, I've never seen you hit that center button. I've hit it like 18 times. Oh, really? Yeah, it's just going to the right flipper, which is the way I want it right now. Got it. I was not a fan of Halloween or Ultraman. Pinball's Turkish. I never played it. 766 is neat, but it just wasn't good enough. Right? That's going to give me a multiball if I go there. I'm doing it. It's called Circus. I don't know what the toy on that is. It's like, it's a vertical plane. It's a very, there's only, I think, three made, and it's a pinball machine where you play vertically, and it's a big box. It's like a big marble machine. Yes, there you go. Spooky needs to nail their Yeah, Kirk Hobbs I'm Yeah, I'm I'm hesitant on Spooky at this point I do Twilight Zone Magnus is really fun and I do like the Shadow playfield as well Shadow is great Turbo Lufthand High Speed 2 That's why I love Star Wars Premium I like that effect so much. Which one? The hyperspace multiball. Hyperspace is fun. It's cool. It's a very cool toy. Yeah, because it goes over the whole play field, and it feels awesome to feel that shot. Too bad it's a very hard shot to hit. Are you kidding me, game? Alright, what do I need to hit? I need to hit this right for a bit. Aerosmith toy box? That's actually... That isn't really... I just don't like Aerosmith, the game. But that toy box is pretty cool how it launches it in. Yeah. And then all the balls fall out. Hold up. Just let me look over here. I mean, I feel like balls fall out of things. The Stern Indy arc. What? Okay. What was that? Oh, I said if you like balls falling out of things. What was it? The Stern Indy arc. Oh my god. 13 balls or whatever falling, yeah. Yeah. The Batman crane is a great toy, but if we're going to talk about cranes, then you've got to go multi-morphic. The heist crane is a better Batman crane. Yeah, exactly. The heist crane is the same thing, but better. It's telescoping and way more responsive. And it can pick up the ball. And it picks up the ball. Yeah, it has a magnet on it. I see you. You're going to get to see it at some point. P3 is happening. You're getting two playfields, right? I'm getting heist and weird owl, yeah. Okay. Weird owl would be interesting because nobody, I don't know if anybody here is older than me. So, we'll see. I'm tempted to bring it to Dory. Oh my gosh. That would be... Probably not as like one of the games, because I don't think anyone would know it, or it might break, and I don't want that liability of winning the tournament. But just to be there so people can play it. Yeah, just to actually get their hands on it. That would be really cool. You're going to have your ball back. What just happened? Look, it still says you have skill strats, 26 seconds. I didn't hit anything. You were so awesome, it gave me your ball back. Gumball machine and twat. Twat has so many good toys. Okay, so I need to hit 1, 2, 3. If only because I think it is a gumball machine. It is, yeah, it is actually a gumball machine. Best spinner ever is Stefflin, the way he rises out of the playfield. But this is satisfying! Is it more satisfying than say, the Meteor spinner where that's where all the points are? Tom Servo on Twilight Zone? Was it Tom Servo? Wormhole! I got nothing on that one. What is the Tom Servo? Oh, we missed a little bit. Oh. Played 66 in P3. P3 Cranes is superior in crane funness. I agree. Are there any P3 cabinets on the secondhand market? I've seen them. Yeah, one just went up here recently. More significantly cheaper than what their MSRP is, usually. But we'll see how Weird Al is. It's a good game. Fliptronic, welcome to the stream. Speaking of P3. Weird Al is good. Confirmed by Fliptronic. Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 2000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Swizzlefish got it. Okay. What, are you moving me to player three? Player four? How do you go to one? There you go. This is... What's wrong? We're in the wrong order. Oh. We've been in the wrong order this whole night. I should be first? Is that the right order? Yeah. Why am I supposed to be first? You should be first to me. I don't... Did you just say that? Thank you. Thank you. You're pushing my heart. There you go. Oh, thank you. And then he's going to destroy me in pinball. Shall we explain that a character from Nerd Lore was made from a gumball? You don't deserve to know. Swizzlefish, I got there, eventually. Kids these days. The slam ramp in No Good Gophers is pretty clever. That is really cool. Yeah. I do like that a lot. If someone's reaching tables I need to try at some point. Send it over! Send it over! No! Uh, what is it? Devilman claw is pretty cool. But I feel like the Johnny Mnemonic keypad thing is an upgrade, right? that has two dimensions. I think Champion Top probably has the best toys. Oh my god, the jump rope in that game is fantastic. And even just the center fighting mechanic. That is actually pretty cool. Okay. No, no, no. I think I'm on board with that. And then I also love how you can play Champion Pub, bet it all at the end, and get nothing. I had a GC score at PBJ, and I was like, yeah, I'm doing great, I'm going to bet it all. And then ended with zero points. And then what? I ended with zero points. Oh. That's just how that works. Instead of doubling, yeah. But with new stuff? But with new... If that game... I feel like new stuff... I think it needs to be Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Like, if they could get the license to Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! And redo that game with updated Macs... There we go. Extra ball... They'll probably do a UFC game before that. Just to try to get younger people in. UFC? How does that... Does anybody watch UFC? Is that still popular? I'm willing to bet that I'm just really, really far out of what's actually cool nowadays. I have no idea. You know what game is the worst toys? This game. I don't know about worst, man. It is thematically wonderful. Spinning box Spinning box is alright I don't know It has I guess it has three sides That really matter Can you imagine The champion club toy Is Mike Tyson It'd be a Joe Rogan Bash toy It'd be a Joe Rogan Bash toy This fan is neat I guess Because it actually Captures the balls how's Rush? I have not even played it Rush is really good like I am so happy with the the rule set on Rush crap when I was watching you play I haven't actually read these rules but it seems like it's a really free-form game, kind of like a J.J.P. game. Yep. And you like it, though. I do. It's very free-form, but it's X-Men layout. I didn't notice that. It is. I never noticed that. All right, we completed that mode. I've got to get Mondo jackpot in the middle, so I'm going to try for that. Captain Spam, You might be one of the few people that actually like style-dance theme. Alright, so I missed out on April. Apocalypse in City. Yeah. Ah! I think it's fun and quirky, but I can see it not appealing to, like, the random, uh, the casual walk-in player. Darn it. I'm starting to multiball here. Where's pinball theme? Hmm. Where's pinball? I mean, dial in. I actually, Supreme is gorgeous. That game gets crapped on, but I love the sounds. And it is so pretty. And I have never cared or owned anything Supreme in my life. It's just visually or aesthetically very, very pretty. I'll just leave. I've not played one, so I can tell you. I don't like it. Darn it. I don't know. Kongo's pretty bad. The Shadow's pretty bad. The Shadow... The Shadow movie isn't as bad. I recently watched it. And it's nowhere near as bad as I feel like it was supposed to be. Most outdated theme. Taxi. Okay. I like that. The what now? Is he on acid? The what now? What did I say? Oh, dialed in as the worst theme? It was gorgeous. I just... It does nothing for me. Worst theme, last action hero. That movie was... It's funny. I kind of like that movie. Oh, because you like Superman. You're on acid. Okay. I'm okay with that. Hercules is not the worst game of all time. If it's just a big boy and deserves respect, would you rather Hercules or Orbiter One? Ooh. Wait, if I... Oh, Orbiter One. I don't know what that is. Is that the one where the playfields warp? Yes. they need to remove the clue pinball table I mean those things are fine but at the table okay I mean I think the worst pinball machine is South Park oh one of the worst machines has got to be South Park Not because it's actually bad, just because it's annoying. People play it constantly. Ice Ski-Doo says Magic Castle is the worst game. Is that the one that they play forever? Yes. Which is funny. Funny. Look, there are pictures on the screen table. Dear God, what is this screen? It's just cool. It's futuristic. Give me that back. Thank you. This is horrible. What are you talking about? It's really pretty. It is not pretty. It is gorgeous. It is red. It is red. It's red and white, and it just has old school kind of futuristic sounds. It's not pretty, Acid Head. This playfield is ugly. It's cool. No. It's very cool. The cabinet as being a pair white thing, that's cool. Yeah. Minus the Supreme logo. It's just, I don't know what Supreme is about, so... It's about nothing. That's exactly the point. That's why it's so dumb. Because it's pointless. And people think it's this awesome brand. And it's just garbage. It's pure name brand only for a terrible logo. Yeah, exactly. It's famous for being famous. All right. Or bro. How you bro, bro? Buy a brick, bro. What? What's it? Suicidal Fish is... This is what? Supremus. this is who supreme oh got it it's like yeah bro just get it it's cool bro it's cool it's cool there it is alright we got it we got it we got that completed and now we're ready for our mini wizard mode it's so red it's so red it's very red I'll give you that Can I time this out? Shoot left. I believe it's the home. Star Wars home. Okay. Yeah, it is the same layout. There it is. Is Hyper Ball a pinball table? Dragon Interflip. I mean, it's kind of cool looking. Which one? This weird-ass EM. Is that a square? Which one? Butt. I didn't say butt. No, I'm asking you. Oh, yes! I did push-ups. That's five push-ups. I thought you had ten. I did ten, but it only requires five. Oh. I mean, you can do ten if you want. Okay. I'll do it because I have nothing else to do while George plays. Okay. Oh, I'm too old for this. All right. So number four is done. and we're ready for number five. We're still on ball one. That's pretty cool. I'm happy with that. I like turtles. That is Game Club Central. Oh, I had to say something, and then the game's like, no! What do you think of Time Fantasy? I like that game. I like it too. It's a really weird art package. The time shot is... Is that a mollusk in Time Fantasy? Yeah. Yeah, okay. I like the time mode. It's pretty cool. Okay. But I only played it maybe five times. They have one at Lions. Okay. I need to get out to Lions. No question. Yes, Meta Knight Man. I got borg'd. Isn't it made from that brand? Is it Zachariah? Is it? And so the play field is, I guess, invincible is what I hear. Sorry, what game were we just talking about? Time Fantasy. Oh, no, I don't think it's Zachariah. Okay. Time Fantasy is not the Zachariah game manufacturer, right? And I know I'm mispronouncing that. Zakiria, maybe, or something like that. The one where the clear coat was toxic. I see you. Dragon is a crowd pleaser. Dragon's the one that makes the weird farting sound when you hit the target that the ball has to roll over in the middle of the play field. It's such a weird game. I did have it right. It is Zachariah. Or is it Kyra? Zakira-ha. I don't know. I got nothing. Is it a time fantasy one? Oh, we haven't gotten a confirmation of that. What? Was that a... Wait, was that a slide save? It is Zakaria. No to time. Okay, got it. So Time Fantasy is non-Zakaria. No, that was not a side save. Chaotix, that's you death saved. Don't tell him. Oh my gosh! He doesn't have to hit me with a side save. It invalidates your score. Like, what if you beat the game now? What are you talking about? You can't prove it. Literally on the internet. I'm not going to beat the game right now. No, Squalito. Squalito. Sorry, I mispronounced that. I think every time I first tried to say it, Not on wheels, but it is on a wood floor. El Toro, probably one of the worst pinball tables of all time. Okay. Don't compliment him, Chaotix, on how smooth his death save was. That just means he does it way too often. That's some practice. Kirk Hobbs, split that death save through to the keeper. it's Zacharia Zacharia it is a skill thank you sure you're right it is a skill yeah that is the one we have a mint condition dragon at Cactus Jacks yeah it's a it's a very interesting pin it's fun because I learned more about pinball hanging with the Reno Pinball Group than I think I have ever learned with anyone because at Pinberg they just like were like oh you gotta check out this game and you gotta check out this game and oh you know what we're missing out on George you gotta come check out this game I got to try so many really cool games like Nippet is a really interesting I think it's an EM I don't know if it's a solid state where like you control this thing that like goes out and grabs your ball what? yeah it's an EM that has this really cool toy on it where it's supposed to be Nippet is a dragon hey that's a great shot Great shot. And it just reaches out, almost like a Hungry Hungry Hippo, and it's like, mine. It's so great. It does, yes, higher peanut, Hungry Hungry Hippo, exactly. Chaotic says, rename your stream to Don't Death Save. So try to tell, I have not played Savecracker, but not for a lack of wanting to play it. It's really hard to find, isn't it? It is, not only is it hard to find, but when you do find it, like, there was two of them at TPF, and there was a line, six to ten people, oh, no. Deep. What's the other time game? Is it beat the clock? It is play a board game and beat a clock, yeah. And every time you do something, you're extending the amount of time you have a ball. No, I mean the actual pin, beat the clock. Oh, beat the clock, I think also does that. Yes, I think so. Just take the glass off. Makes death saves a lot easier. See? Yeah. That does it. we positioned we did something a little bit more a little bit more it was fine pinball machines don't move when you dust them they do I mean I'm a sucker for luller pins but still savecracker it's interesting but it's a bit limited due to the small size it is a smaller size pin is what Escher was saying I I have not had the opportunity to play it oh my god see it drastically impacts the path of the ball. Gluttony bronze. Got it. So what do I need to do here? Let's get this over here. Let's hit this left ramp. Obviously I was going into training. Has that rubber always been there? What rubber? On the left outline post. I think that was added. That's got to be added. This rubber right here. Oh. No, it was added. That makes that shot so much safer. Got it. Got it. We leveled up, even though it's not important. But we do get 10% to all the scores. The upper point field in Banzai Run does count as a toy. I consider it a toy. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. I think that's legit. What do I need to hit right now? I can't imagine working on that playfield. I would not... Yeah, that's the only reason I haven't bought one, because one went up for sale that was in pretty decent condition. I'm like, I don't want one. You don't want one. It's a fun game, but it's also really simple. But it's a fun game. Twice. Twice. There you go. Same with Black Knight who's Asin. Never gives. Yep. Oh my god! Just, I can't slide from the left. That happens to be exactly the muscle that cannot put a lot of pressure on it. It specifically going in at a I need to do that workout yes Ella Ghost welcome to the stream Wait a second Look up. Oh. Wait, the spider that spins on... What's the name of that game? Elvira? Scared Stiff, yeah. Scared Stiff, there you go. Kirk Hobb. Oh, wait. Kirk Hobb says, From above, robbing banks successfully would be classed as a skill 2. You can put a sock in the apron. and that makes Death Staves with the glass off mute. Yeah, scared stiff. Cool. Talk in the A-Tree? Oh, that was weird. That is the first time I've actually noticed this thing. Oh, that it came into play? How many times can I press that? Bumper Nugget, welcome to the stream. Can I just press this forever? Yeah, all the times you want. You have complete control over where the ball goes. It's kind of like Shadow. Oh my god, don't do that! I thought... That's how I play, I'm sorry. It didn't have enough momentum. Explain to chat what you did. I knocked off his extremes. Yeah, the Penn Stadium extremes. Because I was trying to bop the table, and they're held on by magnets. Magnets? How do they work? You should always get consent before you bumper nugget. Paul, how are you doing tonight? And what was the question earlier that you came up with? Oh, the polarizing question? Yes. Oh, that one gets asked too much. It's quite a different one. It's quite a different one for chat. How do you pronounce Jif? It's Jif. There is no... It's never Jif. It's not Jaffical... What is it? Interface format or something. Interchange format. That's greater of the acronym, pronounced as Jif. That just means he's bad at language. That has nothing... Just because somebody says I want you to pronounce this differently, despite the fact that it's graphical inter-something format, it should be pronounced GIF. Exactly. Hire Peanut. He's a tech guy, not a linguist. How do you pronounce Gibbs? See? I mean, I don't think. Yeah, Gibbs. Ryshevsk, yeah. What does it mean? Gibbett. Oh, but it's Jibbs, right? Yeah, so I would say Jibbs with a J. I think gives is the right way. I don't know what a give is. What's a give? How many nerds do we have in chat? There's only 40, so. Vim or Emacs? Neither? Oh, my God. Just use the full text editor. Well, Vim can do everything. Are you kidding me? Ryshask. Says Vim. Potatoes, potatoes. Over or under on toilet paper. Scrunch or fold on toilet paper. I don't know why toilet paper gets so much. Yeah, there's a lot of toilet paper questions. What was the name of the Toys R Us giraffe? Ooh, interesting. I don't know. Jeffrey? Was it Jeffrey? Yeah. Jeffrey, how are you this evening? Oh! I hope you have a splendid evening. I don't know why, but that's how I imagine all Jeffrey's talk. Especially if it's Jeffrey with a G. Yeah, exactly. Jeffrey with a G. Jeffrey the giraffe. Okay. English language spelling is an atrocity. An atrocity. Or a controversy. But gelding exists. English isn't exactly consistent. Gough Ray is the correct answer. Alright, what do we need to hit? We need to hit level two that side. Right orbit. Pineapple and pizza. I don't know what to do here. Let's go... Oh, no. All right, we'll do that. Let's try the multiball. That's a big multiball. Pineapple and pizza is the best. I'm actually in the middle. It's fine. Yeah, I'm okay with it. I don't... Some people think it's, like, not pizza. And I'm perfectly fine with it being pizza. But you also think Chicago pizza is pizza. It is pizza. It's the best of the pizza. It's casserole. I'm okay with it actually being labeled technically as a casserole, but that's just how Chicago rolls. Pineapple's only allowed with Canadian bacon. I'll give you that. I don't actually do it with Canadian bacon. Pineapple with, like, cream cheese and jalapeno is pretty good. Jalapenos with bacon. Like, just bacon bacon. Not even Canadian bacon, in my opinion. It's cheese, too. That's what Chicago people eat. Yeah, and that was a lot of cheese when we went to Giro de la Monza. It was kind of... I was not expecting that much. I was expecting more sauce. All right. Well, we'll do this. Everyone out of the pool. That works. Really? Ham and pineapple is the Queensland staple in Australia. Would you rather live for the rest of your life in the Arctic or the Sahara Desert? Sahara. Sahara. I get, I don't like being overly cold. I don't like being overly hot. I grew up in Arizona. Maybe that's why. You grew up in Arizona? For like 10 years, yeah. I think I knew that, actually. Wine pizza, red onion, bacon, red bell peppers. That sounds great. Yeah, I'm good with bell peppers. Back in the day, before all this anti-peach came along, Hawaiian meat lovers and Supremes were three-spices. Yeah, QueenDarkLady says, Arctic, you can always put more layers on, you can only take so many off. Yep. Thank you, QueenDarkLady. That, I feel like, you can always just turn up the heat if you need to. Didn't you just say Sahara, though? Oh, yeah, I totally did. that's actually no no no that makes the most sense I changed my mind because that's what I do provided a solid argument I changed my mind oh no desert heat is great because it's dry there you go but it's a dry heat yeah Colorado is dry heat great Arizona is dry heat Florida no nothing oh my god especially central Florida forget about it You need to come up with more of these questions to get the chat going. It really does. And on top of that, it's fun. It's fun. All right, so we've got 2x running. Arizona isn't that dry, it's pretty muggy. I don't know, I think it's only during monsoon season. Well that worked out well. Would you rather have a time machine that can only go back in time, or one that can only go forward in time? Can't find the shot. That's a good question. Do you have a preference, George? At a ball. Made it. What was the question? If you had a time machine, would you prefer to only go forward or backward sometimes? Forward. No, backward. George likes to know what he knows. Well, it's not that. It's that the thought is that I could impact something by going backwards. All I can do is experience things by going forward. Yeah, we feel so far forward into the unknown. I get it, but what if basically there's nobody after a year? That's a very good point, especially after this year. Right? That's enough of that topic. Crap. No, no, no. Gimme, gimme. It's lit. Oh, no. Wait, it wasn't lit. It's supposed to give you that. Come on. I should have got that back. I should have got that back. All right. One, two, three. All right, game on. Pittsburghian. It is 17 minutes until Paul's birthday. Are we coming tomorrow? I'm gonna at least stop by for a little bit, maybe longer. Yeah. No! I was ready to start the eighth Early bird, night owl. George is both. He doesn't sleep a lot. I'm a night owl. I just... Every moment you're sleeping is the moment that you could be doing something cool. Did you try the four-hour workday? The four-hour workday? Or not workday. Four-hour sleep. No. Right now, I'm... I need six hours of sleep, otherwise things get really bad. Ryshask says, I think sleeping is pretty cool. Devin Crace, I think sleeping is cool. Higher peanuts. Sleeping is great. I am not in the majority here, and I get it. Sleeping is amazing. It's really good for you. Trust me, if I could sleep well, I would do it. Sleep well? Why don't you sleep well? I don't know. How much coffee do you drink in a day? Typically one Mountain Dew, but I did it for three months where I stopped. I drank no caffeine at all. And then I tried no caffeine after 12 o'clock. Okay. And none of it worked out for you? Nope. Still did not sleep well. Well then. You should probably see a doctor about that. So, yeah, there you go. At some point, I will need to see a doctor. What I don't want is medication, but... Yeah, I guess at some point, I should go see a doctor. Because it's funny, because my dad suffers from the same issue. And my statement to him is always like, have you gone to see a doctor yet? Do you have guilt over murdering somebody? No guilt over the murder or anyone's death. What would you murder? not that I haven't murdered I just don't feel guilt over it Hans says it's years of residual caffeine build up Queen Dark Lady I literally need less sleep if I sleep later Ryshask I used to be on call with a pager never again I've done the crazy on call stuff not worth it. Yep. Pumper Nuggets says a man who never dreamed. Wow. Paul getting really deep there with that statement. Have you never dreamed? Huh? I dream all the time. Are you kidding me? But I feel like he's saying like I just never dreamed for more kind of thing. Like I'm just happy with my life as is. I think you're not. I think you're the opposite. Yeah. Pretty sure. I am very much the opposite. I always want more. I skewed you as a hibernating bear. What's the strangest thing you did while attending a meeting online? I've been doing VR meetings, and I attended a VR meeting recently with Jack, who's been on the stream, in just a towel. Because I had just gotten out of the shower, and I was running late for a meeting. you turn on your video no well we are so there's no video yeah that's fine so that's probably the stress normally i i while i'm in meetings throughout the day if i'm not an active participant or if there are periods of time where i can like half pay attention i will go work out i can sleep from 3 a.m to 10 a.m and feel refreshed but if i try to sleep from 11 p.m to ate it. Queen Dark Lady! Exact same issue. I feel great if I sleep later, but if I try to go to bed earlier, I usually wake up early and sleep awful. Like, I'll wake up at 3 in the morning and not be able to go back to sleep if I go to sleep early. Yeah, Ryshask is the same. Okay. Was a VR meeting in a sauna? No, I would not bring an Oculus into that. What time is it? 11.49. We got it. We got it. One more game. Player 1, have I not been logged in? 2 to 3 a.m. is the perfect time to sleep. Yeah. I usually go to bed at like 1.30. Yeah, I go to bed between 1 and 2 almost every night. Ooh, speaking about that, I don't know why that was a segue, but that's immediately what I was thinking of. We have a battle coming up between you and Escher. I'm not practiced. It's okay. We're just going to compare scores at different levels, but this is on Sound Voltex. I don't think that works out. We're going to figure out something. We'll at least play, and you can see the three levels of skill. Yes. Where you get Escher, who's pretty solid from what I can tell. Oh, yeah, he's awesome. Me. I'm okay. And then George is awful. Yeah, it's going to be awful. I've played all of, I think, three games so far, but it's amazing. I have my cards. I have the controller. I have a new monitor. The monitor is right there. That's the monitor. So I am set to go for my setup on SoundVoltex. Oh, but you haven't actually set it up. No. So I have to set it up yet still. Insanity Falls, welcome to the stream. Let's see. I feel like I go to sleep around 9.30. Insanity Falls, that does not surprise me in the least. That's right. I don't have a button for that. 9.30? Shouldn't you be asleep right now? I'm guessing that's 9.30am oh like oh no I did Donatello why would you ever do Donatello I think that's a bad thing This is why I can't have one alcohol. I just get tired. A slight headache. Yeah, that's... Actually, I have a slight headache right now. I would rather just drink water. So you're all in. Basically, when you're drinking, it's go crazy or... Don't do it. It's at least four to five or nothing. And TPS? TPS will probably be... Fifteen. Depends on when. I mean, if we're starting it, if I have to play the Wizards, which can be likely, not until Saturday, or until I screw up qualifiers. Okay, got it. But yeah, if I have a full day, I'll start at noon, whatever. Whatever. Get some, like, 15 to 20 in. He's sleep-twitching, because Donatello is the best turtle. Oh, there you go. Good question. Who is the best turtle? Michelangelo. Oh, my God. No, Michelangelo is the party dude, sure. He's the turtle that you want at the party, but you don't want to be Michelangelo. Yes, I do. What? What? Why wouldn't you want to be Michelangelo? Because Michelangelo is the guy who's still struggling to make ends meet and is, like, mid-40s. What are you talking about? I don't know. Riku and Insanity Falls I think you are completely in the right there I think Donatello is the best Chaotix and Rises go Leonardo They're all boring, they have no social lives Tom? Oh my god, are you kidding me? Donatello has the best social life He knows everybody online Like all the hackers And probably has What are you talking about? an online social life it's not a social life it's totally a social life you say that during COVID with a straight face we all learned what it was like in the 90s to be such a dork I'm saying that on Twitch thank you Riku by the way for agreeing there also what was it Hans yes there will be streaming at TPS It won't be on this channel, though. It'll be on the Pinball Network. But I'm bringing all my gear. And Paul. Oh, Paul's driving with you? Yes. Cool. Were you flying or are you driving? I'm flying. Okay. Leo, does Leo really have his stuff together, though? Or is he always trying to just be better than he has the potential to be? I believe the kids say he's a try-hard. What is going on right now with the lighting? What's wrong with it? I don't know. It's just flashing on. It's a lot more change, I guess. Okay, wait, wait, wait. So we are all interacting with you. There, Queen Dark Lady. Exactly. I think that that is perfectly fine. And it helps also that I go through and meet all of the people that I hang out with online all the time. In real life. Yeah, in real life eventually. And then it gets way better. Because there's only so much you can do through text, I think. I mean, if you're on, like, chat, like Discord or something, that's great. That's sufficient. But pure text interaction I don't think is enough. Okay. I got to go back up. There's so much nuance in everything. There is. All right, so going back up, 84, Raph is the best. He keeps it real. He definitely does. Well, if the wheels don't have to roll, then that means they don't have to be around. It just means all the doors could be wheels if you wanted them to be. I missed the question. I don't know that there was a question. It's not a wheel. Any kind of door. There's a lot of wheel talk. George, it's not a social life, but I never knew what that was and still don't. It's social. It's social to be online and hanging out with other people. I think that's a social life. Insanity Falls asks, what's the pinball network? I Ski-Doo, who's asking me to read that last question. Insanity Falls has been on a podcast on the Pinball Network with Zach. So Insanity Falls is familiar with the Pinball Network, but just to let you know. I'm pretty sure it's pudding. The Pinball Network is a pudding. It is also a drug that can help you with life in general. It's a hotline to help out streamers. It's not a Kool-Aid. and also it's a group of like-minded pinball centric people who collectively get together and create media of all different types that relate to pinball and chat and do things and have booths at stuff like Expo and TPF so that's what the pinball network is and that's who they care about. I'm also not playing in the tournament. Oh, yeah. I'll actually have a chance to enjoy myself. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I signed up for Classics, too. So it's like, yeah. Let's see here. I grew up... I love tournaments. Wait a second. QueenDarkLady, I grew up having a social life online. GeoCities chat rooms were the best. I did the same thing, but it wasn't GeoCities. It was just AOL chat rooms. My first girlfriend, I never met. And we talked a lot in AOL chat rooms. There are a thousand percent more doors. I gotta go back up, but I'm not tracking on Insanity Falls. I've played MMOs for like 15 to 16 years, so... Okay, here's a serious question. Are there more wheels or doors in the world? Got it. Do the wheels have to roll? Well, if the wheels don't have to roll, then that means they don't have to be round, which means all the doors could be wheels if you wanted them to be. Got it. I am caught up now. Also, there are 1,000% more doors than wheels. I don't know about that. No, it's wheels. It's definitely wheels You don't replace doors that often But man You replace a lot of wheels Well wait a second When you say wheels Are you talking about tires or wheels? That's a good question Yeah My guess is My guess is doors Do these wheels have to be Like in use? Game Club Central All you have to do is send an email To thepinballnetwork at gmail.com If you're interested in joining It's basically a cult. Yep. No comment. Do I need to leave? Are you not in the cult? I don't think so. Did you just admit that it is a cult? No, no. It's one of the commercials that we took down. It was just so disappointing. Got steering wheels, car tire wheels, bicycle wheels, skateboard wheels. We only have car doors and house doors. Get wrecked. Office doors. Doors of fortune. Ha. Wheel of fortune. One talk show, or not talk show, one game show that deals with it. No, this isn't... Why is this the question that sparks the most? If it's any type of door, it could be pet doors or cabinet doors. Queen Dark Lady has a very good point. What was it? Any type of door, cabinets or doors. Oh, interesting. Yeah, like how many doors are in my house right now? You have one or two? Oh my God, I have on every pinball machine, there's at least one door. There's the coin door, right? I've got all those... Yeah, doors wins. Then there's the band, so there's at least one more. Game Club Central. I have not met Zach. But how many wheels do you have in this room right now? At least four. Four right there. Okay, maybe that's it. Nowhere near as many doors that are in this room. Your refrigerator has four. Your stove has a couple. Yeah, okay. All of your luggage. Doors win. And... No! No! What about cheese wheels? That counts. That's fine. Cheese wheels count. You're still not getting anywhere near doors. Master... No, it's every floor. No, it doesn't. Sorry, you got to... That was a portal. Just a little right. Well, sliding glass doors require wheels to move. Eh! There's no wheels on sliding glass doors, right? It's just a channel. Oh, that was it. And it's 12 o'clock, which is perfect. Which sounds more fun and tragic? Doggy door or doggy wheel? Oh, my God. Paul, wow. That's... Now, the esophageal flap counts as a door. What? The flap or whatever it is. It's called a door in any way, shape, or form. It's a flap, isn't it? You can't just say any entranceway is a door. Anything that close, like a trapdoor spider? So, is a lid a door? Oh, interesting. Is a lid to a toilet a door? Or your Tupperware or whatever? Oh my god, is a lid on Tupperware a door? There's no question. doors win doors win I think doors have to have a hinge okay a doorway to the sewer dimension it's a door it's not a doorway okay okay alright you guys thank you so much for hanging out tonight the conversation was what we need to stop go ahead a door is a jar and if jars outcast rise chest and insanity fall your door is a jar you unlock this door with the key of imagination. 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    product_strategy: TMNT Premium Edition explicitly differentiated from Pro with three exclusive features: crane mechanic, 8-ball multiball vs 6-ball, and glider flipper control system

    high · George's detailed feature comparison: 'the crane...eight-ball multiball...and also you get the glider in there in the middle, which you can use to change which flipper the ball comes back to'

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    product_concern: TMNT Premium display connectivity reliability issue requiring manual adjustment; contrasts with Sam Stern Connector praised for 100% reliability

    medium · Discussion of jiggling connectors mid-gameplay, connection dropping, recommendation to upgrade to Sam Stern Connector

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    technology_signal: DMD capture quality issues on TMNT Premium (grainy, washed-out appearance); unreliable connector requiring manual jiggling

    medium · George: 'we do have direct capture' but notes it looks odd; concern about touchy connections and previous Black Knight issues; mention of Sam Stern Connector as solution