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Baby Pac-Man at Level 257

Dead Flip·video·2h 52m·analyzed·Aug 7, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams hybrid Pac-Man/pinball gameplay from Schaumburg arcade.

Summary

Jack Danger streams gameplay of Baby Pac-Man, a hybrid arcade/pinball machine from Bally Midway (1980-1981), at a bowling alley arcade in Schaumburg, Illinois. The stream focuses on understanding the game's mechanics, which combine a vertical arcade screen running Pac-Man with a pinball playfield below; Jack struggles with the difficulty of both components and explores strategies like spinner farming to chase the high score of 236,000 (which was set by a technician testing the machine).

Key Claims

  • Baby Pac-Man is from Bally Midway, manufactured around 1980-1981

    high confidence · Jack states: 'This is a monstrosity that you don't really see that often from Bally Midway around 1980, 1981.'

  • The high score on the machine (236,000) was set by a technician working on the game, not a legitimate player

    high confidence · Technician admits to Jack: 'that was me working on the game. I was flicking switches and stuff.' Jack notes the technician should have cleared the test score before allowing it through.

  • Baby Pac-Man is notoriously prone to breaking/being busted

    high confidence · Jack states: 'this game is notoriously one of those, like, it's always busted' and the arcade manager confirms 'this game breaks a lot.'

  • Spelling TUNNEL on the pinball playfield speeds up Pac-Man in the video portion

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'spelling tunnel on the right here...spelling tunnel on the right speeds up your Pac-Man.'

  • The game can be 'cheesed' by repeatedly hitting the spinner for consistent scoring

    high confidence · Jack discovers: 'There's a spinner over here with a frickin' baby on it...we could easily take the high score on this just by cheesing this spinner all day.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This game is a pain in the ass...the most awkward-looking setup I've ever done. We'll never screen this game again.”

    Jack Danger@ 1:00 — Sets tone for difficult streaming conditions and game complexity

  • “You let that go through? You allowed that? All you had to do was turn the game off. You don't let a test score go through to the high scoreboard?”

    Jack Danger@ 4:30 — Addresses scoring integrity issue with technician test score remaining on leaderboard

  • “I hate Pac-Man so much, dude...This game is broken. Burn it with fire.”

    Jack Danger@ 22:09 — Expresses frustration with Pac-Man portion difficulty

  • “Extra baby was lit, oh my god! Are you effing kidding me, dude?”

    Jack Danger@ 16:40 — Excited discovery of 'extra baby' mechanic and its value

  • “Why do you even care that there's, like, what is the point of going through the tunnel faster? At all. Ever. What's the effing point?”

    Jack Danger@ 26:07 — Questions the design logic of certain game mechanics

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBaby Pac-MangameBally MidwaycompanySchaumburg, IllinoiseventDeadfliporganizationMikepersonPac-MangameArcade managerpersonSerenapersonTwo Brotherscompany

Signals

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    community_signal: Active Twitch chat participation with subscribers and donations during stream

    high · Multiple references to subscribers maintaining memberships, bit donations, and chat interaction throughout stream

  • ?

    event_signal: Jack Danger streaming Baby Pac-Man gameplay from arcade venue to Deadflip audience

    high · Live stream of hybrid pinball/arcade machine at Schaumburg bowling alley arcade with real-time chat interaction

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Game design questionable regarding tunnel speed mechanic utility in Pac-Man gameplay

    medium · Jack repeatedly asks 'What's the point of going through the tunnel faster?' and 'Why would I want to go that fast through that tunnel?' suggesting unclear design purpose

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    product_concern: Baby Pac-Man exhibits mechanical issues including playfield lean, saggy flippers, and general unreliability

    high · Jack notes: 'The flippers are a little saggy, too' and 'The lean on this thing is like we're playing on the effing Titanic' and manager states 'this game breaks a lot'

Transcript

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0:00
Oh my god, I've met my match on a difficulty of studying up. Geez, Louise, this game is a pain in the ass to set up.
0:30
Vukajentinziast. If you can hear me, ladies and gentlemen, type P-I-T-A, please. Let's get some P there in chat.
0:52
Painin'the-ass. It's the most awkward-looking setup I've ever done. It's the most uncomfortable setup I've ever done.
1:03
We'll never screen this game again. Squiggle Jen, what's up? Good to see you, Squiggle. Let's go fold. Let's go fold the free skid.
1:14
Peter. Alright, so I am at level 257, ladies and gentlemen, in Schaumburg, Illinois. and I am sitting at an arcade machine that is both a Pac-Man game and a pinball machine.
1:40
This is a monstrosity that you don't really see that often from Valley Midway around 1980, 1981. This game is as old, that's right, it's as old as I am. I'm an old man.
1:57
But we got a couple of beers. I'm finally set up. The internet looks like it's holding strong, so, um...
2:06
Hold. Double danger, what's up? This game's gonna blow your mind. If you haven't seen this machine before, it's a stand-up arcade machine with a vertical screen here in front of me, alright? With Pac-Man on it. And then a square pinball machine.
2:27
This game is nuts. Oh, I need to set up. I am surrounded by gear. Mike is here. This is the video game camera. You can't see this, but directly above my head is the pinball camera that I hope looks good.
2:49
I've been desperately trying to stream this, UNC. But what's funny about this game is It's notoriously one of those, like, it's always busted games.
3:02
Right on, Star Hedgehog. Voice is off. Oh, yeah. Okay. Hold on. Peter picked a penis popper, plappin', plattle, plippin', plippin'. It should be synced now. Okay, it should be synced now.
3:40
Sab, what's up? A little, uh, dab-dab for you. Okay. We're gonna switch up. You know, hold on. This game is ridiculous, first and foremost, okay? Um. I'm looking at the high scoreboard, and I'm going, how in God's name did someone get the score? Because I played the game to make sure it worked, because this game is notoriously busted.
4:06
And I put up an okay score, but the high score on this thing is 236,000. And the technician came over, and I was like, shit, dude, the scores on this are insane. He's like, yeah, man, I put up a pretty good score. I'm like, are you AAA? He goes, no, that was me working on the game. I was flicking switches and stuff. You let that go through?
4:30
You allowed that to... All you had to do was turn the game off. You don't let a test score go through to the high scoreboard?
4:43
Regardless. We'll beat it. Doesn't matter. Did you shame him? No, I felt bad, man. He was stoked on it. This game's his pet project.
5:03
Cool. I think we're good. The internet's holding strong. We're good. I mean, they do have a crap load of pinball machines here. They got, like, a dialed in and a lot of new sterns. they got a Paragon over there a Gorgar a whole number of things and we're over here playing Bally's Baby Pac-Man alright let's switch over welcome aboard kid Karina Smells for two months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up if you could show some love in chat folks am I too loud? tell me if I'm too loud you can type exclamation point location to find out where we're at.
5:46
Behind me is a bowling alley. A bowling alley. Big choice. Halfway. Okay, so here... This is the best I could do. Okay? This is the best I could do. So, here's the game. I might drop the exposure on this a little bit really quick. Here's the pinball part. Okay, this is all on the same machine. It's all on the same machine. You see my hand moving? It's the same game.
6:20
You got this to play Pac-Man. You got this to play Pac-Man Pinball. Can you see this okay? We gotta delay this camera really quick.
6:43
I'm grossed out already! It's fine. Alright, let me adjust the gain on that role play. Oh, you can't see that at all.
7:19
Alright, hold on. I never have to do CRT monitoring. Alright, let's see if that looks good. Did you seriously drive to Schaumburg? I did, Slappy.
7:43
It was last minute. I didn't know what I was going to do. So I drove to Schaumburg. Alright. I think we're good.
7:54
Let me just wait until it cuts over to Pac-Man. Yeah, it will. No, not straight from Pittsburgh. I actually, yesterday I streamed on location too. Girl, you crazy!
8:18
Alright, um, so it's 25 cents a play. Uh, internet. I swear, I wish I could show you this setup. Look at my head. That's where that camera is. It's above my freaking noggin. Dude. Dude.
8:37
Now we're really digging those ball returns. The flippers are a little saggy, too. So something I didn't understand is you have to choose to go into the pinball mode. You can stay in Pac-Man land the whole time.
8:57
Do you know the only reason to go into the pinball area, ladies and gentlemen, all right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. the only reason to go into the pinball area is, uh, spelling tunnel on the right here, can you see that it says tunnel? Spelling tunnel on the right speeds up your Pac-Man.
9:22
Knocking down a single drop target six times gives you a power pill. In one particular corner of the game. Um, that's the game.
9:35
Let's add some credits here. I got this cool card. There's two credits. Three, four, five, four. Four.
9:48
Five. Six. Too complicated. Turn away. Here's what's going to happen. All right? Because the manager came over. All right? And he's like, you want to play this game. I'm like, yeah, and he goes, man, this game breaks a lot. And I'm like, yeah, I know, but I've always wanted to stream this game.
10:16
And he's like, well, what if it freaks out? And I'm like, then I'll just turn my face cam on and get drunk with a cool bowling alley behind me.
10:27
Glip, glip. All right, you can see my hands, kind of. So I'm down here, and I'm up here, and I'm here, and I'm here. Alright, are you ready?
10:40
Y'all ready for this? Should I get one more light? Hold on. I got an idea. Hold on. I thought that sound was on stream, but I was wrong.
11:13
Just a little external lighting. Is that good, or is that just whatever? Does it not do anything? That's probably... This is probably fine. Waka, waka, waka.
11:31
Serena, by the way, thank you again. I love you, girl. You crazy. We've got to have another call-in stream. I'm not going to put this on here.
11:40
Dead flip flipper. No benefit? Cool. That's all I wanted to hear. Look fine either way. When's Professor Peck here?
11:52
Okay. Are you ready to get in? Hey Jack, are you planning to be somewhere in Detroit? I'm going to come out to meet you.
12:01
Rendclaw, that's what I was asking. I'm going to be there? You're welcome, deadclip. I had to end my Twitch Prime sub so now you can only have five status pics for me. Ah, Serena, it's all good, girl. Listen, it's very kind of you. Thank you so much.
12:18
Alright, so Serena, listen, internet, I'm just saying. Serena's a sub. I love you all too. Alright, we're gonna hit this stupid cone button here. Can you see my finger? One of the most frustrating pins I've ever played. Yeah, and the high scores are technician scores, meaning they flicked the button.
12:42
Alright, here we go. Joystick, play the maze. Let me know that you can see the game. The excitement is palpable.
12:53
I hate Pac-Man so much, dude. Does the, um... Does the... Okay, so here's what I said to the dude. Alright. I go, are you good at this game? Right?
13:07
And he goes, yeah, man, I'm great at Pac-Man. And I go, well, I'm okay at Pac-Man, but I bet I could supplement my scores with the pinball stuff, which we'll do right here. So you've got to go in these little two slots here to activate the pinball thing.
13:26
So we've got a P and a P. P-A. Oh, God. You son of a... this thing's leaning! So by spelling Pac-Man... Oh my God, this can't... No! Shit, we're back in it. Okay. So by spelling tunnel on the left, your Pac-Man speeds up. I'm putting myself in a world of hurt here. Ju... Jupe! Oh, you got juked, idiot. Oh, please! Oh, we're dead. Goddammit. I like this game already, too. It sucks so bad. Alright, so we're going to try to finish up the pellets here. Never mind. We're going to the pinball area. Oh, God. Wow, the savagery. So I forget what spelling fruit does. Oh, man. Get ton... Fuck! Dude, this game is so hard! Look at this red piece of shit! If you go up... You! We're already... That's it! 35,000 points. We need 72 to get on the board. Oh my god, this game doesn't love nobody. Alright, let's get back to it.
14:50
So, is there like a Pac-Man... 35k is not a good starting score. Thanks. I appreciate it. Alright, I got an idea.
15:09
What are you doing? They don't come down here, do they? Can I bug this game out? I think I can.
15:20
Alright, here we go. Nowhere to go but... But... Okay, so that gives you a few fruits. Yo, we just maxed out our tunnel. Dog. Which means...
15:36
Our baby Pac-Man is going to be a rocket ship. Oh my god, we... We're really out here, Internet. We really out here.
15:54
Tunnel speed pack two. I don't even know. We're going to use our pinball prowess to try to get...
16:06
Yeah. Lit. It's lit. Oh my god. Are we like... something... extra baby? Dude, extra baby's lit! It dropped! Extra baby was lit!
16:23
Oh god! Oh my god, I looked away. Guys, extra baby was lit. I swear to god. Do you lose anything by going to the pinball machine? No. The baby is lit, fam.
16:40
Extra baby was lit, oh my god. Are you effing kidding me, dude? This... How do I not get, like, salty AF right now?
16:55
So, does my baby stay fast? Look at these dickheads. No! I mean... You get the cash, you get the power, fellas. As a kid, I loved the pinball part more than the Pac-Man part. The longer you're in the pinball game, the faster the ghosts move?
17:16
No, no, no, no, no, no. Blonde, what I was told was the longer you're in the pinball game, the faster you move.
17:27
You come out with an extra baby? Listen, extra baby was lit, and then the drop target fell on its own. Advantage.
17:38
How does everything look? Is everything good? All right, we're going we're going to go to level two here
17:57
All right now we're going to go extra, baby I love your streams, but it's mind-boggling to me that people are not streaming pinball or watching it or not Yeah, you know it is what it is
18:10
Ghost baby target, no way. Dude, try hard. Love you, bud. All right, so we're going to hit this. So the slingshots, I don't think the slingshots actually have, they don't actually have coils in them. They just bounce.
18:33
That's why I'm here. Thank you, Sav. All right, so what is this? Tunnel speed pack. Now, what does this mean? I'm gonna backhand this Don't be snarky Beat the video game See, all the extra baby target is only up for so long So I'm on the front page, what's up? Chris, what's up? Wait, I'm on the front page right now? Shut up, dude, you're crazy I was on the front page I'm going to throw this game into the river.
19:16
Alright, I'm screwed. Come and get me, bitch. Come and get me, nerds. Oh, God, please. Now, how do I open up the pinball area again?
19:32
Shit. First poetic, what's up? Alright, here we go. I want to clear at least one of these damn levels.
19:50
Is that all my babies? Yo, Slappy, for five months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up, we're going to the pinball area, kiddos. Screw this. This is where I make my money. You don't reopen it? Oh my god. That's my life.
20:13
This seems pretty busted if you can keep doing this over and over again. I mean, okay, here we go. Good to meet you last week. Yeah, y'all got to meet each other, which is pretty rad. When lit.
20:31
Tunnel Speed Pack 3. So how fast can you get this up to? Listen, we're just learning how to break the game. He's not a world-ranked Pac-Man player.
20:50
Shut it. Did you guys know I'm a world-ranked Pac-Man player? That's why they call him Crap-Pac Jack.
21:02
Alright, so... Here's what... Okay. Pro tip to clear all the pillows except one then we get the pin get the power both go back into the game and chop the ghosts Man, I don't know That sounds crazy fam I want to see how high we can get this
21:23
How fast can you get Pac-man to go so is Pac-man gonna be screaming fast when he's out of here like a lightning bolt
21:35
Oh, God. My finger fell off the, uh... So, this stupid target only stays up for a minute. Oh, it freaking patchouli'd me.
21:52
So, we got an extra baby. We got our extra baby. You see the Pac-Man down below? Hit the flashy thing. Got it. I'm out.
22:02
We're up to Pac-7. I'm trying to get, like, to max the pecs. This game is broken. Burn it with fire. The game's actually playing great. I'm just curious to see, uh... You have won an... I'm taking a photo of this.
22:20
You have won an extra baby. Got it. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yo, unoffended one for three months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up.
22:42
Oh, shit. So is this baby going to be like a nightmare? Wait. He's not fast at all. Oh! Wait a second! It's how fast you move through the... Okay, I mean, it makes sense now, but I'll tell you, why would I want to go that fast through that tunnel?
23:14
That was stupid. Zoom. This is some weird Rocky and Bullwinkle. It doesn't say Rocky and Bullwinkle.
23:27
Where does it say R&D, man? Spinner? Oh, baby. Alright, we're going pack pellets. Keep hitting the targets. Yeah, we need them palitos.
23:45
All right, we got them fruits. So what does maxing out the fruits do? Yo, the rubbers on this are good. Yo, Blonde Bunny, thanks for the 50 bits.
24:00
Strum title says Rocky and Bullwinkle for me. Oh shit. Hold on. Sorry. There is a cop there. Alright, I fixed it. So do I have some power pellets waiting for me then? Because I spelled Pac-Man. Oh god, where did Bullwinkle get a human baby? What is he doing with that human child? Oh there's a captive ball back there! Guessing no death days? Probably not. One flashing. Oh shit, it gave me power pellets. Oh, yo, you idiots are freaking hosed.
25:48
It's... Alright, we got screwed. And it wouldn't even let me put my name in. GG. Yes, we're going to come out. All right. I think we know what we're doing now. So the tunnel, why do you even care that there's, like, what's, what is the point of going through the tunnel faster? At all. Ever.
26:21
What's the effing point? Power fellas, I got you now. Hold that L, boy. Yo, I don't think there's no W's in this, man. It's still pinball.
26:37
Let's not take an L, but to not a bounce back. Yo, I don't know, just L by the N, I bounce back. You know that ass is real when I hit it, bounce back. If you a real winner, you know. Now if I'm a vacation rental, I had an old pinball machine called Pioneer. Nice!
26:57
Pioneer, huh? Yeah, if you got picked, show them. Can you tilt it? I mean, I'm just going to shake my rig apart. There is a tilt bob. That's all I'll say. So there was really no reason to light the spot tunnel. Except for to light the baby spinner, which I missed.
27:27
Oh yeah, spin it. Welcome aboard, Junior. Come on over. Yo, Desert Fox, for 23 months in a row, you're a beast. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flip it some butts up.
27:48
So there's a lot of... There's actually a lot of money. What's a baby? Okay, guys, calm down. There's a spinner over here with a frickin' baby on it. And it's lit.
27:57
So if we're going for high score, we could actually probably cheese it like that. Jack, I know if you... Oh, damn, I missed it. I don't remember 100%, but what it does, it's important. I'm sorry, I missed what you even were talking about. Do it.
28:16
Baby spinners. Burn the baby. Baby. Yeah, we're just going to make our cash with this freaking spinner.
28:27
How much are we getting per spin? Spin that shit. Okay. Watch this backhand for the spinner. I want to see what it's worth. So we're at 25, 7, 10.
28:46
Oh, I know it's 100 per, but, like, what are we actually getting for the backhand? Yo, tap, tap. Shit. We made a lot of money in there just now, actually.
29:07
They just had to close the park, didn't they? Just had to close... Now, okay. Here's the thing. I didn't turn it that direction.
29:18
We could... I think we could easily take the high score on this just by cheesing this spinner all day.
29:27
Is this... are you trolling me? Is... what? You suck at Pac-Man, Jack. I know, Fender. You have to be good at both pinball and Pac-Man. No way.
29:48
All you gotta do is be good at pinball. Look at this. To get your name on the board, you need, what, 75k? We're getting 100 spin. We're going to have to start shooting across the playfield here. Look at that. What was that worth? That was worth a grand? I wonder if we shaft. I want someone to play this on a Galloping Ghost stream and every time the pin got double drained constantly. Okay, we're at 47,810. I mean, the spinner's doing work. I mean, really, there's no reason we can't just combo these spinners all day.
31:01
Oh, shit. Damn it, I'm back in Pac-Man land. That's nice. Oh! Come and get me. Come and get... Shit.
31:13
I mean, who? God, there's kids here, guys. Calm down. I'm never going to finish a Pac-Man level. I'm never going to...
31:24
Wait, just for one time. What's up, Remy? Good to see you, bud. I'd like to figure out how to cheese the 1,000 shot.
31:38
Game is amazing. Beer snobbery. Good thing I got beer. Them ghosts are flying now. So the ghosts get faster the longer I spend time down here. Alright, so I shot that on purpose just so you know. Shot that on purpose. Alright, there's a Power Palette.
32:00
We got Power Pilates. Dose Power Pilates. So if I collect this, it goes back into pinball? Or I mean video mode? Shit.
32:15
Okay. Come and get me, BB. Oh, you are so fucking dead. No. Not on my turf, brah. Welcome to the danger zone.
32:31
Welcome to the effing danger zone. Welcome aboard, Junior. I'm the worst. Welcome to the Danger Zone. Dancer 5197, welcome to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up if you could show some love in chat. Thank you, thank you.
33:03
Welcome to the Danger Zone. Okay, so you don't want to shoot in there until you have all your power pellets set up. Went for it too late. Yeah. Well, we're creeping up that, we're creeping up this list. Here's the thing, if you guys don't mind, we're gonna play a couple of fun games, but we're gonna play one game where we cheese the spinner until we have GC on this. I'm at McDonald's. Can anyone in chat tell me if they're hitting each drop target enough to spell Pac-Man? Yes. You've got to hit the drop target six times.
33:43
Don't challenge Billy Mitchell to a pack-off. But this isn't the same format, though. Challenge him to a jack-off. Hey, got him.
33:57
It's a jack-off. I already lost. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yo, Beardsley2, what is up, you sexy SOB? What a name, what a beard. Listen, you better have a beard, I swear to God. Oh, Beardsley, how you doing, buddy? Thanks for coming. Thank you. Welcome to the league, ladies and gentlemen. flippers and their respective butts, please. So what does hitting that captive ball do?
34:33
We're going to find out right now. The video part of Baby Pac-Man is harder than regular Pac-Man. There you go. So hitting that captive ball is also fucking impossible. Ball scores the thousand. But what does it do? Like, why even shoot it? I don't think I've ever seen a game like this. It's insanity. Yo, Beardsley, seriously, man. Head to sub after the Jack Hopcom. That's what I like to see, buddy. Premium Twitch card. I don't, listen. I, I Suck at video games.
35:17
No. Don't do it, don't do it. No. A man that has a beard and has maintained his Billy Mitchell is likely a pro at yanking his car. What?
35:31
What are you talking about? Alright, we got the bottom cleared. Alright. Here comes all the money. I was damn good at Pac-Man. So I actually came here for Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man, folks. You may not know. I came here to play Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man. And what I found was the Babe.
35:57
And I'm not angry. Yeah, we got that Laz, though. Spinner's around 1,010 from Beckham. All right, Flynn, thank you, bud. That's all I wanted to know.
36:10
Let's see what a forehand does. Uh, that was a shitty forehand. Dude. Second last of the night. Alright, going up.
36:27
I just want to beat one of these Pac-Man levels. One of them. It's... The speed of the tunnel is there.
36:39
This game's hurting my posture. And my face. AJ, what's up? Oh. But this game, Billy Mitchell, is a ma- What?
36:53
Tunnel trap is real. Yeah, don't go in the tunnel, man. Watch this. You ready for this? Here's how I play Baby Pac-Man, right?
37:04
Right to the pinball area. Why do anything else? Ago, thanks for the host, my man. I keep forgetting these aren't slingshots. And now I have to play this until I'm dead.
37:24
Come and get it. Come and get it, you freaking idiots. Come and get... Nas down my dope.
37:32
It... I just drooped in my mouth a little. Tunnel's good for power pellets? Oh, okay. Oh, no, no, no, no.
37:49
Yo, awesome. What's up, baby? Baby, baby Pac-Man. So lighting up that middle target, too, is good for a lot of money. So if you can... All right.
38:07
So that was about a G, you said? the lean on this thing is like we're playing on the effing Titanic dog and we just hit the freaking iceberg come and get it you hungry? you hungry little guy? suck my freaking boots matchbook?
38:36
yeah I might need to get a matchbook Do we risk? Do we risk it? Do we risk it going to level two? Nah.
38:47
We need an extra baby. Suck my freaking bow. Alright, so there's some tunnel speed that we don't ever need.
39:03
And backhanding from the left flipper, because the game's leaning right, is like stupid. I don't want to play the Pac-Man part.
39:13
It's like this red ghost is reading my effing mind. Are we actually going to get through a level? No.
39:31
We almost got through one. How many inches wide is the flipper gap? I mean, it's not really like the gap. I ran out of credits.
39:42
Why did you turn? Guys, I don't... Listen. As a video game player, JK, as a pinball player, the gap is pretty big. It feels pretty big.
39:59
Alright, there's six credits. You know what I need? Thank you, beer assistant! Ah, it's a fresh new beer.
40:11
That's good beer. This is Pinball Beer from Two Brothers. Awesome, this game is a... It's interesting. Maybe they got it because it's supposed to have them fat old ballet flippers? No. You can look at the lineup post. It's definitely not supposed to have ballets. So, I'm going to try to clear this maze, alright? I'm going to do this for you.
40:49
Where's the, um, where's the room where you hang yourself? It's like these ghosts, they, like, updated the programming on me, okay?
41:04
Is Pac-Man even a playable game? Are we going to go three dudes without playing the pinball part at all?
41:19
Stuck my duck. Pac-Man's not even achievable, man. I'm just going to play this shit as fast and stupid as possible.
41:44
Womp. Yo, we just did a lot of stuff in like no time at all. Yo, this slap save worked out real well. Yeah, give me that G.
42:10
Don't blow all the deuce. What'd you do, man? You blew all the deuce. Uh, we're gonna get kicked out of here.
42:22
I got the... The ball stuck halfway. Because I blew all the dudes. Damn, we got a lot of points just from that.
42:36
Come and get me, idiot. Oh, you don't run away? Proper? All right, let's be strategic. No! Damn it. So what I did down there Where I just went ham We not gonna You know what I not playing Control F this game I also not playing the Pac part because F that too This is all stupid
43:22
I got an idea. Ready? Watch this shit. Fuck! I'm going to get you good on, nerd. Isn't that the noise he makes? I think you need more beer. I think I do, too, man.
44:04
Yeah. Alright. Too much water in the pool? I'm sorry. Okay. That's just being stupid. Waka, waka, waka, waka, waka, waka.
44:24
Come and get it. I had to turn. Can't go for another center shot. I will... Okay, remind me. Please. No more center shots.
44:43
This ain't a freaking pinball machine. This is a nightmare. Every time we shoot, they're fucking shot again. Okay, watch this. Ready? High score. Number one. Number one! What?
45:02
Yo, slowest tunnel. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? No! Oh, you can die in the tunnel? Yo, this game just got stupider. Uh, chasm, I honestly don't come out here that often, man. Remember not to backhand. Okay. Cheese the spinner. That's all we gotta do. Why am I, like, refusing to do that. Just cheese the spinner, man. If you had packed speed 7, you'd be fine. No way, man, because I'd be dead. I would have died faster. All right, so easy 500.
45:48
Okay, we lit it, and now we're just going to hit it. Driving to Schaumburg sucks. Yes, it do's. Especially when I drove out here, which was 5 o'clock. When traffic is at its worst. Okay. There we go. So what am I getting? About a G for that? Is that what it is? Spin that baby. Spin the baby. No wonder you came late. Yeah, man. Uh, I was in, like, the rushest of rush hour traffic. Yo, Gevin needs to come out here and super lube this spinner. It's like, it's like punishment, right? It's like, you drain the ball like an idiot, now you have to fucking play Pac-Man like an idiot. Alright, stay alive. You can't touch this.
46:50
Every ghost gets me. Well, this is a rarity. Hell yeah, Mazda. You can't touch me. You can't touch me. You can't touch me. Um, we're just gonna do the pinball. this game does have a tilt. Yes.
47:11
Um, it also can suck on my butt. Okay, I think we found a trick there. To farm out some thousands. Never mind. Oh my god. internet I can't I don't want to play technique oh god I'm gonna die okay please hit the other launcher it just launches automatically there is no other launcher
47:57
all right all right we're good we got everyone chasing my biz all right we're good. No post-passing here. Please come back. I'm out of pack, dudes. No more babies. I'm out of babies, man. Here's the thing. Why do we keep abandoning the approach that I say we're going to do. We keep abandoning it. No center shots. I'm done. I'm literally not hitting anything, Tater Salad, and I'll show you. Give me more babies. Was this a mistake? Nope, we good. Look, I'm not going to hit anything. It's 25 cents of credit.
48:57
Guys, we need more Babbies. Alright, there's the spinner. Alright, here we go. And it came back. And now what? And now what do we do? We play Pac-Man.
49:24
Not like this, not like this. Why did that dickhead go straight? Nah, no metered parking. Um, no. No metered parking.
49:41
Ah, we good, we good, we good, we good. We got this, we got this, man. We got this, we got this. Half of the, half of the crew.
49:47
Beavers? Berbers? I do have beer. I just need more beer. Okay, now we got both spinners lit, fam. So I got an idea. Spinner, spin. I want both spinners spinning at the same time. Not like this high score. Well, we're getting un spinitos. Okay, so this shot is late. Yes. This shot is early.
50:30
Getting a lot of fruit. Should be five cents a play. I wouldn't care what the game was, too. Five cents a play. I'd be sitting on it all day.
50:49
That's what's up. Oh baby, we almost had the action that I was looking for. My phone. Oh gosh. I keep spacing out. These are not slingshots.
51:07
Could just play nickel slots. There you go. Alright, so that's like stupidly. So that combo. So, it doesn't seem to be... Dude, Bugs Bunny's birthday bash is legit, not super horrible. They have one at Bottom Lounge.
51:40
So, back in 82, they didn't use color green, I see. I mean, there's... I see green for the arrows, though, man.
51:50
It pushed the flipper down. Now I have to kill myself. Just don't come up. Don't come up! I'm sorry.
52:01
Alright, you know what? We're going to go for not getting colors. No outlanes? Yeah, the game plays forever, dude.
52:13
One spin. Uno spino. The slaps. The monitor has no green. I mean, there's green right here, where it says credit.
52:46
Masks Benitos, por favor. True Spanish. Baby Pac-Man should have been in the pin-break finals. My God. Red, thanks for the 50 bets, man.
53:10
No pun intended. I shot the middle shot like a dill. We're dead. We're so dead.
53:26
Oh, I literally thought someone behind me said, hey, Jeff, did you hear that? The red driver has turned up way too high in my monitor. you can see it. Also, I'm not really good at capturing CRTs yet. I heard this ejector share. That's all I'm saying. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to rock this top shit. Try to get some of this crap out of the way. Because what's it going to the second level do? We're still going to do Jetsons. I just haven't, we haven't set it up yet. We're for sure going to do it still.
54:30
Tell me I get that ball back. I didn't hit anything. Oh. It knows. The Rays would have nuked that event. Bleeding Letters is the name of my next educational math band. Go stream bowling instead. Would you folks watch a bowling stream? Because I'm 100% coming here to do that.
54:58
Okay. I have an idea on how to make it look sexy. I have a I have an HDMI transmitter so I can put my sexy 60fps camera down by the pins and um... yo.
55:17
Headcam? Nah, we don't need a headcam. All the saves. All the saves. at least they is the woo gopro head mount for sure sorry I would not watch I have had more than my fill of that do you need a good bowler for that stream? I know a guy I mean I could use a good pack manor right now Dude, glow bowling would be impossible to stream If you bully, you can Yeah, dude, Ernie McCracken I'll have to get one of those bowling balls with like a rose in it
56:14
I'm okay at 5-pin, does that count? Are you chasing 7.8k or 78k? 78. And really, I'm chasing like 200. We actually got that target. Oh, baby pack is lit. So what we're going to have to do is knock a target down, and then knock down the middle target. There's not enough time in the world to hit that. We got an extra baby! We got another extra baby. We did it. Guys, we got an extra bee. Remember, have you ever done candlestick bowling or duck pin bowling? You bought an extra baby. Guys, I'm going home there. A lot of babies. Alright, so we're going to get our second power pellet. Is that going to be down there ready for me? Oh wait, I didn't need to shoot the thing to have my pellets? Well, I'm dead. You play candlestick bowling at Fun Spot? Nice, dude. That is something I definitely want to stream. Oh, come on you green piece of shit. Yeah, run idiot. Run! Haha, got him!
57:57
Are we going to finish a level? You get 10,000 points for finishing it? Chuck, don't even fuck with me right now.
58:12
How you doing, buddy? All right, how you doing? Blowing up. Baby. You son of a bitch. We completed a level. Oh.
58:29
You know what? If Chuck didn't come over here, that piece of shit... I love Chuck. You piece of shit.
58:45
So we... Okay. You maniac. Fuck you, Chuck. No, there's just a lot of people here hanging out, Chasm. Yo, we're halfway up the leaderboard. And halfway to GC. We got this.
59:07
So here's the thing. There actually is a... I mean, alright, this is going to be a super stupid thing to say. But there actually is some rhyme or reason to completing the Pac-Man stuff.
59:21
They gave me 10 grand. Alright, here we go. Alright, we're going to go straight to the top. And then down.
59:41
Cut around and pinball. I just wanted to get as many as I could. I'm at 257, Jocko. Yeah, where are you, bud? I'm just here banging around, man.
59:50
If you want to come hang out. I don't have any, like, how long I'm going to be here deadline. They honestly don't give a shit how long I'm here.
60:05
I'm going home right now, though. Look at this. Look at this red dildo. Like, come on.
60:21
Refuse to cut my burger into the shape of a Pac-Man? What? I mean, you can kind of do that yourself with a knife.
60:32
Alright, I made a huge mistake. We're fine. Why add a random element to scoring? I love it. I think this game is hilarious, man.
60:51
Please! Sure, I can do that myself if I wanted a Pac-Burger. I mean, we are in a Namco? Where am I from? Namco?
61:12
Sponsored establishment. They should be making Pac-Man burgers. I fumbled and I'm dead. There is a tilt, Bob. I promise you. I've seen it. But you don't get warnings. You just tilt.
61:33
Are we... Wait a second. Are we just doing this right now? I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you? Yo, tell me this game ain't rigged right now. Say it right now. This game is not rigged.
61:59
Tell me right effing now this game is not rigged. That dot was in my mouth. that was in my mouth. I was tasting it. I was like, the flavor of this one is like a biscotti flavor. Babies aren't plotting against me. Alright, so we got a power pellet ready. One more of these God, the lean on this thing Okay, we can get this I don't even care I don't want to eat you guys The money Is it cocaine?
62:55
Yellow's pellet tastes pretty crazy Why did I do this?
63:06
You're out of your element, Donnie. That's how it was in my mouth.
63:25
Don't fall in the saucer. That will end your pinballs. Early! Glutton for punishment. That's me. Why am I doing this?
63:53
I'm trying to post-catch it, and it's not happening. You broke 75k. You are on the list. I need 200k, man.
64:01
It ain't about just being on the list. It's about being... I'm about pooping my pants. And why I keep doing it all the time.
64:14
I'm touching these pellets, man. Alright, we need an extra baby. I got an idea. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, and I'm going, and... Come and get me, nerds! No, you're so quick!
64:30
Do this, guys, on my... Sloppy, goddammit. Thanks for the host. You gotta bite the pellets harder. That's what I'm seeing, man.
65:00
Are you going to see the Deadflip Breakthrough Tutorial on YouTube later this week. You're going to see it effing right now. Are you ready?
65:16
Here we go. Take your pants off, kids. Get comfortable. Here comes 240,000 points. 1,000 points at a time.
65:27
I'm out of credits. God damn it. I need food. I didn't eat dinner. Oh, you're thrifty. You're thrifty in here. Yeah, take your shit on the floor. Watch this. Hold my beer. Oh shit. Hold my beer.
66:02
Alright, there's the hundy. What do the drop targets give you? Can someone do the math on that for me real quick?
66:15
What's the drop target give you? We have 7920. So about a K. So you could spend time like... Just bashing those too.
66:30
Oh my god. Alright, if this game has a tilt, I don't know what it sets here. I know the drop card gets you power pellets, but they also get P-Oink. I'm just trying to gauge what those points are. Shit. In my mood. There's 500 each? Alright, cool. Alright, here we go. Wait, what happened, Slappy? Wait, you see what, guys? Repeat it. What happened? Is there something wrong with my stream?
67:21
Is there a naked woman behind me and I'm in trouble now? Yes. Oh my god. Oh, the monitor's just old.
67:42
Rude. My mother was a monitor Check this shit out Get packed Alright, we're gonna grab the hard shit here How soon do they come out?
68:07
We're good We good Hi, Deadpool, nice Yo, welcome Yeah, we're streaming live. This game is busting my testicles, though.
68:19
Very hard game. Well, get packed. I'm sorry. Sorry if that was too punny for you. Hard packing. Alright, we got power pellets. So what is going on at 257 thing? It's a, uh, it's a bar restaurant owned by Namco. Namco?
68:53
Internet, someone tell me how to say that right. And, uh, it's heavily, heavily Pac-Man themed. I'm going to open your mouth and poop in it. Alright, stay blue, stay blue, stay blue, stay blue Don't turn around, don't turn around Don't turn around Tons of points there No way, dude There's no points in that capture ball I've hit that thing It doesn't do anything What have I done?
69:28
All I had to do was go in the pinball area I'm like getting greedy Is what's happening It's pronounced Namco Thanks Dick.
69:40
Stay in the pinball area. Ignore everything else. Namco. I called it Namco also. It's like Vietnamco.
69:57
It's a direct reference to the crash... Oh yeah, I know that. That, uh... I thought that... The kill screen. I say, I say bam cow.
70:11
Eat the ghost. Score the most. So, let me, let me, let's try something here. Because, what does that give? What did that one shot give me?
70:25
And is it the reason this game's leaning to the frickin' right? Because farming out the, uh, Farming out the far root... Farming out the fruit pays out way too well.
70:47
You idiots. Come and get me. What? Am I like... It's like dragging my ass through quicksand, dude. So is this the... Yeah, we're about 45 minutes away from Chicago. It's not terribly close, but it's okay.
71:12
I'm gonna get the pellets, nerds! Alright. So let's try this. What did that give me? It gave me effing nothing, and my life is a fart.
71:53
There is a baby Pac-Man in an arcade I go to? Nice. So, okay, let's see what this gives me. So, that seems like it gave me a busted number of points.
72:06
Five, five. That gives me about a thousand points. That gave me 500. So, one of the switches on there must be kind of goofy.
72:19
They're playing Grateful Dead in here right now. They call me the combo king! Oh my god, I didn't just do that.
72:36
That one pill is going to come back to bite me in the ass. Haha, juke ya. What wins, Grateful Dead or Disco? Oh, man. You know what, here's the thing. I hated Grateful Dead until I listened to it. Does that make sense?
72:59
Does that make sense? This game is 36 years old. So 500 points a shot if I just farm that crap all day. Don't you...
73:19
That really stops you from farming. This is not the pill I wanted. This is the hardest pill to swallow here, folks.
73:31
This is like Grateful Dead cover. Come and get me. No, no, no, I was joking. Oh, lick. Wait, why did Pac-Man start... Wait, what? I mean, I'll go back down here.
73:54
What the hell is the PAX-O-Lator? What was that screen I just saw? Oh, that kick-out got stronger. Come on, don't make me play Pac-Man anymore! This is my last guy!
74:35
I should have went up after Burner. If you enter Pac through the saucer, you can re-enter from where you came from. Really?
74:46
Looks like Baby Buster to me. Okay. This is maybe the most frustrating piece of equipment I've ever put my hands on.
75:12
Alright, Space Harrier. Harrier Space Dealer. Shit, see, I, did that come back? I, I hate my life.
75:30
Here's the thing. I need to, uh, figure out if I'm gonna play controlled, or if I'm gonna play fast and cute.
75:43
Get off of my head. I'm the ultimate Pac-Man player. I'm the only one playing with meeeeee Oh god it's like going through my good quips and
76:03
What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? Nah you stupid blue ghost Come and get- yo it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit Oh my god I'm a fucking peck maniac Oh! I did not mean to actually go down with that.
76:22
Whew! I'm a pack maniac. I'm just going to finish this level. Oh, God. They're not going to let me. Choke job.
76:37
Guys, video games are hard. How are people good at video games? It's, like, crazy. Like, the same way people are, like, flabbergasted that I'm good at pinball, I'm like, whatever you ask for that, like, pinball prowess, or video game prowess. Absolutely.
76:54
Okay, check this shit out. Up. Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this. Alright, we're gonna get them all to follow me over here.
77:05
We're gonna take... Oh, thank God, you. Baby packs majority hard... Dude, this game's hard AF, man. Major hardness Yo, second screen, baby
77:30
I gotta really stop doing that, though Golf clap, thanks Can you keep it quiet, please, while I play pinball?
77:40
Oh my god The Pac-Man is strong with this one. I chose the wrong direction. No center shot. I got it. Got it. But I want, like, another... I want another baby.
78:02
Alright, do we have time to clear some pellets over here? Shit. I got greedy! The thing in the middle, it like cashes out big. So you can get, it starts off at 2,000, then 4,000, then 6,000, then 8,000. Not a game where you're getting like 100, 200 points.
78:26
Shit pays off good. Don't fail fish me, man. Listen, I'm learning how to play video games. You're welcome. You're effing welcome.
78:49
I'm trying to cheat that shot right there to get 500 points. But I guess that works too. Because if drop targets give you 500...
79:02
That was just a product of me being stupid. How much do you think one of these runs for? I don't think you can find any of them.
79:34
I mean, I encourage you to go buy one if you can grab one. I'm having fun with it. It's just super frustrating. Fruit is major points. Okay, but ten... So what's a spelling fruit do? Here, in this mode.
79:52
In Pin... Pinballing. What's a spelling fruit here do? Fruit's worth being greedy over. Okay. Ah, top of the line. Yeah, this game's usually not really revered too much by the pinball community. It's more like burn it with a torch. Fruit increases fruit eat value. So I'm not just getting like... I'm just not getting... It's not just like giving me fruit, right?
80:34
No, the playfield, I'm looking right at it, man. This shit ain't inverted at all. You're thinking of Varkon or something. Varkon's inverted AF. I need to stop flipping like a drip flipper. Alright, watch this. Okay. We tricked him. We tricked him, we tricked him, we tricked him. We're going down. We're going in here. Yes. got tricked again, idiot, yeah, tricked again, tricked again, big fruit, big, 3,000 points for fruit, tricked again, it's going down, I'm eating pellets, oh man, you got so fast, My favorite inverted monitor game? Yo Derek, thanks for the bits dude.
81:47
Alright, I don't understand the hate. Well it's because you're mixing two worlds I think here. It's like, if you're good at pinball you might not be good... The regular host is, I'll be honest. You might not be good at video games. You know? I'm gonna build up that tunnel speed. Not gonna lie, I preemptively put a Assuming Jack Wood fail pitch. Nah, we good. I keep forgetting it's not a real slingshot. Where you going? Where you going? Oh, that green dude was quick. Purists, right? Okay. We're going to cheese this. Don't get angry. We're cheesing this, alright? Where there's a will, there's a cheese. We're going full effing cheese. I would like to know where the most points are, though. But if we're cheesing it, we've got to stay true to our word and cheese it. Okay, I don't even know what life is anymore, man. Already angry.
83:29
Come and get it. Yeah, you're going to get packed on, player. I'm going to pack it in. Pack it on you.
83:39
I'm going to pack it in you. Pack it on you. Aha, trick you. I did not push up. I mean I did. I didn't mean to.
83:59
I'm going to pack that ass. Like that was bullshit. That bounce was bullshit. Get off of me! I tricked them all to go in the thing.
84:41
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Cleared! Ha! Slap and I slap save. Yo, juked. Idiot. ho ho ho ho! That was close.
85:04
I still have not lit one of my spinners yet. Which is the whole object of me playing this right now. What's up, Jack?
85:12
Jack getting good at Pac-Man. What's this shit? So, if... control it, Jack. I will. Easy pack man. Easy pack, easy man. Easy.
85:39
Alright, uh, should we try a post pass? Uh... Yes, we should have. Oh, not good. Are you seeing that lean though when that ball comes down? Oh, ach tu liba.
85:57
Alright, that was just bad luck. Ich bin ein Pacmanian. Yeah you tried to get in my booty You can do it Yo shits shits There we go There the control we needed
86:29
How's the flipper gap? It's actually not terrible. Alright, see, what I'm doing right now is not controlling the ball.
86:46
Hello, spring child. He just came over, had like some cheese in his mouth or something, I don't know. Not controlling the ball is why you have a kid. Oh my god, God, sir, Jesus Christ. Alright, watch this. It worked! Dad banned me, you won't. Skins, why would I ban you, dude?
87:22
Alright. That kind of... Shit, it wouldn't come to a stop. Woo! Wait, someone asking if there's a tilt-bob again? Dude.
88:08
Oh, yeah, Shrek fin. Absolutely. Why isn't there a 24-7 Shrek stream? I mean, if you guys can find me a Shrek spin, I'll stream it.
88:18
Fuck me, dude. I'm out of Pac-Man. This is it, Internet. This is... Damn it. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
88:44
I mean, really? Really? It's a pattern. So your pattern controls... I'm essentially controlling the ghosts. Right? I'm essentially controlling the fucking ghosts. Did you see that? It did the same thing, but in reverse order. I'm controlling the ghosts.
89:41
I'm not going to GC anything. I'm going to get like fucking back problems and a hernia from screaming until my butthole bleeds. This game is driving me insane.
89:54
Come and get me, daddy. I went down, but it didn't go down. The ghost had different patterns. That ghost repeated his pattern, my man. But in the opposite direction.
90:27
It's not fair. I shot the center like I was not supposed to. You are correct. I took a chance.
90:48
It caught up with me. That thing's all about patterns. I have no patience to learn a pack pattern. Run faster, fatty.
91:06
Alright. How many balls do we have? I mean, how many babies do we have? How many babies do I have? One baby? Ugh. Yeah, I'm going to need more babies.
91:26
Dots don't slow you down. Your speed is controlled by how dumb you are. There's no way! Okay, red is faster than everyone else.
91:50
Red is like speedy gun frickin' Ghostzalas. One awesome switch. Oh, God. Wait. Oh, you can play with the buttons here, too?
92:19
Use the force, Luke. I mean, we could go, like, absolute hour-long full cheese. but I don't want to do that.
92:31
There is a way to just super cheeseball this game. And I think on our very last credit we'll do it. Alright, everyone come here. Everyone come down here. Yes. You're all idiots.
92:58
Hi! Aww! Cheese it up, handbag! Yo Tony! Alright, we're doing it right now. Are you ready for the most boring game of pinball you've ever seen in your life?
93:11
There it is. All I need is control on the right. 500 points at a time! So how's everyone doing today? I mean, like... Does anyone have any cool stories from Pinburg?
93:31
You know, like, I just got really wasted. Gave away a lot of other people's stuff. Double danger to my boy. Dad, read my message. SB Skins.
93:42
Send it again, dude. Unless it was a private message, then I can't read it. This is the cheese. The Learning Channel.
94:00
I was a little certain of Pinburg. I didn't go. According to Pinball Map under Chicago, there's a Shrek in Michigan City, Indiana. Why the hell would I go to Michigan City, Indiana?
94:13
So I drank a lot of beer. I'm at level 250. All you have to do is type the exclamation point location.
94:23
Have you talked about the TNA artwork? No, I haven't. Are you guys ready to see that? I'm going to be streaming it for sure. Okay. We are absolutely going to be streaming it. Yes, the best part of Pimberg, literally, folks, if you went to the Deadflip meetup, which had, I think we counted like 120 people, right?
94:47
You get one of the awesome dead flip guns. That was literally the dead hay face. I'm going to make sure I don't burn out this coil.
95:03
Oh god. Okay, recovery. Alright, let's try something. See? This is where I F up. I try messing with other things.
95:22
Yeah, Laura's better. She had an emergency tooth removal. I need a beer after that. Holy shit. Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, Recovery13, for 20 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the League. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us about that.
95:50
Dash wiggle. Flip dash wiggle. Will it stay? Will it stay? It will. Someone clip that swiggle. you now have an extra baby. We also scored an extra baby.
96:16
Laura, we have an extra baby now. Jack moves the ball like Jack and Jay. Okay, I'm already tired of this. I enjoyed the Pinnberg final announcements. It was completely needed for everyone in the crowd. Big thanks, dude. Next time I do it, I got a lot of things I'm going to change, and it's going to be awesome. But I'm glad you dug it. Because the thing was, I was tired of, like, the Pembroke finals being, like, super quiet and stupid. And also, people that weren't in the front row couldn't see what the fuck was going on. So I wanted to explain everything.
96:58
Entrance music is a must for the final eight only. Absolutely. Shoot that like 30 times.
97:13
Oh my god, it chose a different route. It chose a different route. We are out of control, folks. Alright, we had control for a second.
97:49
Shit. Alright, 50,000 without having to play Pac-Man? That's one-fourth of the way there. And when you get four Pac-Mens...
98:01
I didn't mean to go up. Rock up them extra baddies. Like I don't even want to play the Pac-Man part of this and I'm not going to except for this part right here.
98:18
Bonus points for wearing a cape, dude, right? So should I try rocking the spinner now or just keep cheeseballing?
98:35
I mean, if I can get that consistently, right there, that's like huge money, but I can't. You see that?
98:47
It like rolls, it rolls weird. Tilt screen is nothing special. It just shows the word tilt on the screen and then Pac-Man dies. I don't think he dies. Oh, God, please. I had control. Oh, nice.
99:27
I had control once. I want you to get more Babby's. All right, I'm working on it. What's driving the Babby market here?
99:41
Tilting on the high score entry sets the initials to TLT. Whoa, that's awesome. All right, we're climbing the Babby meter here.
100:01
This feels pretty good and cheesy too and it's giving me a lot more points and it's climbing the baby meter. I bet the babies taste delicious. What does a baby Pac-Man taste like? Soylent cream. They're babies! You're eating babies. Baby.
100:34
So the next one should light the babby, and then I can knock the babby down. Oh, that should have earned me an extra babby, and it didn't.
100:54
Whew. That's why baby Pac-Man takes five. Alright, we're halfway there. We are halfway there. We almost got for the center post again. All right, we got an extra baby out of it, so we can drain this baby.
101:34
Is that what you call it? You drain the baby? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're going to get it when you come at me. I'm going to eat you because you suck your butt.
101:48
Go to fruit. Holy shit, eating ghosts is huge, too. I forgot that everything gives me points. We're going for the fruit.
102:08
Yo. Holy shit. Eating people and fruit. Eat the black snacks, dude. Damn, that was good money. That's good money for eating them ghosties.
102:24
Welcome aboard, Junior. In two years, X-6, 7th on house. Oh, get over that. Yeah. Yo, Shinma, for 24 months in a row, you finally hit that two-year mark in sexy OCD. Welcome. I mean, thank you. Jesus. I'm frustrated by this game. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league. get your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers about to show some love in Chad. Love you, dude. You're the business. What's this do? I wanted to feel that out. I don't like it. Why'd I do that?
103:20
Why'd I do that? We're building up the fruit. Cheese the fruit. Stay in pinball tunnel. Run up, grab fruit, stay in tunnel.
103:33
Oh! Because they don't come... They don't come in the tunnel. I'm sorry, that was fast. Wait, they don't come in the tunnel?
103:55
Baby. They don't come in the tunnel though. Where did they come from, then? Give me the K! Yes! Yes! We're gonna light up them babies! Does getting the baby actually give points?
105:03
Yeah, it looks like they didn't go in the bottom pinball tunnel at all. They go in the side ones for sure.
105:11
Yeah, the instant replay action was maybe the coolest part, I think, of the broadcast this time around of replay effects. Instant replay, man. Freaking dope. And I was there, like, I could hear them when they were doing it, and it required a lot of coordination to like, get that pulled off. What are the green arrows in the middle? I'm not trying to even look at those, man, because it's just like, money screaming my name. But I'll collect it regardless by shooting this shot right here. So we got another baby. We just got another extra ball. Okay. Okay, we just got another extra ball.
105:55
So you can win this game without ever playing Pac-Man. Yeah, once they figured out to, like, make it part of the player cam instead of the full screen... All right, so we have every single power pellet ready, too.
106:29
We have every power pellet. Yeah, the middle shot is 95% A-drain. That is for sure. I have experienced that firsthand.
106:48
Oh shit. Oh, I'm going to eat all you bitches. Yep, I'm going to eat you again too. Oh my god, I am hungry. Screen number three, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, I mean number two. I'm an idiot.
107:24
Woo! Oh my god, that slap. Holy shit. I just slap-saved an arcade machine. Well, we got power, fellas, so I'm not too worried about it. Also, you get points out here, too, which is good.
107:57
That's fine. This puts us back into pinball. Yep. Yep, not going to fuck with it. Woo! You know what I like? We actually aren't teasing this as bad as I thought we were going to. We're actually doing this semi-legit, like only through the pinball stuff.
108:44
You know what I'm saying? Like we're not just hitting that same shot all day. Which I thought we were going to end up doing.
108:56
That right there, internet, this next spinner, ladies and gentlemen, is grand champion. and I fucking missed no alright I got it we got the GC I'm just going to wait here for everybody and I fucking missed the shot that was classic danger 7k for the fruit Now we just put up a score no one can touch.
109:48
Cheep, cheep. Back into the pinball. Now we just got to make sure no one can touch our score. Oh, God, I forgot. I forgot, I forgot. Yo, grand effing champion.
110:12
400K should do it. Okay. Sounds good to me. Yo, bowling though, right? Remember bowling? Yo, that just serves a drink. Go for the Billy. I mean, it's not impossible.
110:42
Just 100% improbable. Control, breathe. I think they just yelled bro really loud. Bro! Shit. Alright, we're good.
111:17
I want to eat you! I did it! Pizarro, I'm helping! Shit. Thought we had that. Your initials are going to be AAA? Yeah, exactly.
111:41
We're so close to the third screen, too, man. It's just, like, nutty. This game is so cheesable, man.
111:59
Put in Moo. Maybe pack a little Moo. The volume is down to absolute zero though. I tried to get them to turn it up but we couldn't figure it out because this game has been butchered a little bit.
112:14
It's like, the volume control is in the coin door. Well this actually only has like a trap door. Get some power pellets. So doing this also gives me, advances the baby pack too, right? Because once it gets to the end of the tunnel, so if I hit it again, it should take this arrow to 40, right? Oh, this is how you just farm out extra guys. We could seriously play this game to the brim. That is what we just discovered how to do. We could play this game to the brim. Riding backwards on a pig, baby Pac-Man, baby Pac-Man. So many babies. We're going to get another baby, don't worry. got this. That's why I said hit the launcher 30 times. Oh, we'll just fill it up? Dude, that's so stupid. All he wants is another... I just want another baby, guys. I'm looking at the board and it shows I've only got one baby left. I've been using up all my babies. Alright, here comes another babby. I'm going to love this new baby. Internet, we need a name for the new baby. What's it going to be? Alright, here comes the next baby. You I want an extra baby!
114:16
So stupid. Alright, let's get some points. His name is Hank. I like it. Oh, Hank. My little precious... My little precious pack baby. Alright, here we go.
114:52
Yeah, we're going right back into pinball lane. Screw that. Screw that crap. Alright, here comes another baddie. We seriously have another baby lined up?
115:10
Oh, the flipper gave out. Shit. No, go back in. I don't want to deal with that. Alright, what's this baby's name?
115:23
Pokeskies? This is a blade of pokeskies. Here comes another baby. We got another one. It didn't give it to me, though.
115:34
It didn't give me the baby. It went all the way up there and didn't give me... I want my child. There's a lot of bowling going on.
115:56
Alright, we did that on purpose. So that I can do this. It's just to trick them. It's only to trick them.
116:10
We just hit the third screen, boys. Whoa, look at the 3D! Oh my god, it's so 3D! Oh god, oh god, I screwed up.
116:31
Thomas Jose Carmichael Jr. 20k for beating that screen? Yeah, dude. That was huge. I love that draining just means you have to play a video game.
116:50
24-7 does have a selfie league. And Josh Sharp runs it. Josh Sharp of the infamous Sharp Bros.
117:07
We gonna get a baby. Shit. No. Keep babying. You know what? We'll get a few points here. Alright, back down.
117:21
Internet, we figured... We figured this out. We've discovered forever mode, essentially. Like, we also get to flip like an idiot for a while because we know where to get another baby.
117:36
Snoop! Welcome aboard, Tex. Nope. Okay, we'll take a few points. Yo, awesome, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Welcome to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, click for some butts up if you could show some love in chat. We're the most awesome person on Twitch. How you doing, buddy? Thanks so much, man. Isn't that a resub? I could have sworn.
118:06
I shot that on purpose. Because I'm like... I'm past the point of giving a shit. Alright, red. Holy fuck! VLC for four months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Show all the love and chat for everybody that's subbing right now.
118:31
So basically it's a baby factory, yes. Dude, that tunnel speed was nuts! Alright, let's get our fruit up.
118:42
That's what's up right there. Speed tunnel hurt. Yeah, that was definitely supposed to happen. Oh, man. Money.
119:03
Alright. Nope, stay in the pinball, because we never want to play Pac-Man. We've hit ludicrous speed.
119:12
There are people just like, what the fuck is that dude doing over there? But it's different, you know, because... Alright, let's get a few points.
119:24
Alright, we got greedy. We got greedy. We're going to take this to a million, dude. I think that's where I'll feel comfortable leaving this, is at a million points.
119:35
Stay down. Yeah, we'll get a few points. Come here, red. Or anyone, really. Idiot. You idiot. An easy two Gs and I get to just light up some more pellets? God, you guys are stupid.
120:07
That's the way to go, man. So one is the top left. Alright, got it. I'm seeing the pattern here. I'm seeing the pattern. I'm seeing the pattern. If he gets reset every 3,000 plays, he was gonna reset that high score list. That would suck.
120:27
I wish I'd seen this stream when I was 14. How to like just cheese the score. Yeah, man. Oh my god, that flipper did not want to flip.
120:42
You have no idea the rage-inducing game it's a freaking ridiculously hard game and we're We're gonna make this red piece of shit pay for it. Two. Four.
121:18
No, you tricked me! Oh, God, you guys are so screwed. Oh! Dude! I'm gonna eat this hot dog. Was that a churro? That gave me 50. Oh, my God, the speed.
121:34
Come here, guys. Ha ha ha ha! Idiot. Yo, we might see a fourth screen here, kids. Oh my god. A free game after this maze. That's what it said. A free game after this maze.
122:04
Oh. That's how many patterns are in this? Three? Dude! Internet, I'm getting better at Pac-Man. Now we're going to start playing a little loopsy-doopsy.
122:27
I'm waiting for that tech kid to come over here and be like, What? You fucking broke the machine. Damn, we almost got the... We almost got that captive ball going. I'm like, I'm shooting stupid shit on purpose guys, by the way. Alright, we need another baby. Yo, band, what's up? Alright, we need another baby. We're gonna get this dot. We're gonna get this. Eat you, cause you suck. Freaking pizza red dude, man. Racist?
123:11
Jack just blew my mind with those pack skills? Thanks dude. That's what I like to hear. Nothing can break, nothing can break, nothing can break me down.
123:28
I think we've maxed out the tunnel speed. How are you doing this evening? Yo, Jizzingo, I'm great buddy. I'm playing the most ridiculous pinball machine I think I've ever come across.
123:43
Alright, we need another baby. Get it! You're looking at the man. Are you going to be at TwitchCon? Uh, Jazingo, I'm actually running the pinball area at TwitchCon again this year. We'll get a little greedy here. We'll wait for some of these dildos to come over here and I'll eat them. I'll eat the dildos. Really the blue guy? We might go a fifth screen here, kiddos. Logan's literally my home away from home. Logan's amazing.
124:38
Shit. Now we're stuck Playing this up in game Alright That wasn't my lifeguard was it I forgot to farm babies Guys I
125:08
Internet I forgot to farm babies. 69. Wow. No need to play it ever again. I think we can play it a little more frantically. We just need to farm the babies.
125:31
I'm going to play so much fucking Pinball at Trollscon. Hell yeah, Jazingo. I'm going to get another beer. Alright. Should we deal with that? Yo, awesome, thank you. I'm going to get another beer. By the way, the beer's at five bucks each.
125:44
Wink. Dude, we took the GC internet and tripled it. Or did we double it? We tripled it. We doubled it.
126:00
Holy hell. 69. Eat it, AAA. Hey, you freaking dildo. Alright, don't touch anything. I'll be right back. Math. Too bad you didn't win a free game to offset the beer cough. It's 25 cents, man.
126:36
Thank you. . Internet, thank you for being here on my journey through Jesus Christ, Derek, with the 2001 my man thank you for the thank you for the bitties can I get some hearts in chat continue thank you for the auto host I know you're not here but you're beautiful and I love you holy 69 bits that man that's a lot of 69 bits yo I respect that pick the number 69 that's hilarious I mean that's the score I just got I gotta take a photo of this
129:25
I like what I tripled the GC Right Is that what happened Alright show me the score list Alright we take a picture of you Baby Pac
129:41
Come on. Oh my god. I have a uniform. Cool, Pin Spotter. What is it of? Now that I'm subbed again, I can start shitposting and discord.
129:56
Wait, awesome. Everyone should be able to post in Discord. You don't have to be subbed to be in my Discord. I'd say half the people in Discord aren't even subbed.
130:10
One near me, Juicy, is 17 million. Swizzlefish on a baby Pac-Man. Because if that's the thing, I mean, I could hit 17 million, but that would be a 24-hour stream. Are you ready for the beginning of the 24 hour stream?
130:33
You could have rolled it, but no. Jack, turn the game off. Marathon game like this, maniac? Yeah. Can you roll it?
130:54
I guess. I mean, let's, uh, let's give it a shot. I put a... Okay, hold on. Let's talk about this. I put up an effing GCM.
131:10
And I didn't get a free game? Video game rules. Not fun. There's a credit. Hi, Gilda. What's up, snowboarder?
131:22
Somebody probably marathoned it. Dude. I just got to the fourth or fifth screen, put a fucking 695th. That was an understatement. I'm still on the board. Oh, you're good. I did that by not even playing the Pats. Just all pinball. All pinball. I'll make sure that never gets erased. I appreciate it. Cheers.
131:59
How'd you like it? It's great. Once you figure out how to... We would have kept scoring. It's just the way we figured out how to sort of cheese the score on this, it gets a little boring.
132:15
Because you can literally just keep backhanding that spinner, and then once you spell tunneling up, it gives you everything up there. Extra balls. Keep going. Yeah. Then I just started, like, getting crazy with it and, like, shooting around. Yeah.
132:32
No, I mean, it's, for what it is, man, it's been pretty fun. Yeah, a lot of people get that shock value from it. It's a bullet. Oh.
132:42
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the tech that had the high score on it originally. Sorry, buddy. That's okay. That's legendary. Yeah, man, I'll take it. Hey man, if you can become the best scorer on this, why don't you sign this? Because I think we got Lonnie McDonald, high scorer for the Giants, got $9,900,000. Really? Yeah, we're doing that, so if you suddenly become the best of both worlds, you can sign this. Well, you know what? I think it's time to roll this thing over.
133:13
I'm guessing there is no extra digit on this, so this might actually just zero out and go back to... Yeah, I had to reset the screen. Yeah. So the point is to get to all nines. I don't even know what would happen at that point. I don't know if it's in the self-made game, if it's a hero.
133:33
I don't know. That's a mystery. Because, yeah, if this rolls over, then it just goes back to the hero. It just goes back to the body.
133:43
Alright, folks. We're going to roll this thing over. Cheers, brother. Yeah. So, get the kill screen.
133:59
Okay, so here's the thing, really quick. Okay? Is there another digit on this? Squigglejack! That's the KBB... Dude. So, what's that place? Ace Goge. They're flying me out late August, early September to go party. Roll it? Okay, here we go.
134:39
Easy 5K going into the pinball area. There is another... Okay. Internet. If you're going to answer this next question, type the word poop, semicolon, and then your answer.
134:59
Is there another digit on the scoreboard or does it reset to zero when you get to a million points? Okay, I'm playing like an idiot. Wait. It doesn't know? I got a second chance and I'm still shitting. Poop69. Thank you. Poop69. Jesus Christ. God didn't say poop. The answer doesn't count. It's true. Poop, you fudge packer. God, you guys are rude. Poop, you fudge packer.
135:52
I love that the slings are dead slings. I actually really do like that. Alright, so there is a millionth digit. He said use a semicolon.
136:27
Poop. That's a semicolon. Alright, so our spinners are lit. Now we can swip a dip until our dip starts clippin'. Wait, it's 9 o'clock? When did I start streaming? Okay, how long have I been live? Does anyone know? Because I do have to drive home tonight. I'm getting a little drunk. I mean, I'm just kidding. I'm not getting drunk at all. I've been drinking water this whole night.
137:06
Poop, there it is. Hit me. Alright, time to farm out. Time to farm. Time to farm some babies.
137:33
Time to farm the babies. I can't believe I just did that. Oh my god. Yeah, we don't have an uptime command, actually.
137:45
Whoa, we just lucked out. But now we're fricked. Oh my god, I'm the best Pac-Man player on the face of the earth. The controller froze.
138:27
If I do this again, Internet, I need you all to sub to me. Yo, Jack, what's up? Back at it again after Pinberg. Gotta go. Just you and your boy. It was nice meeting your family, man. You guys are cool. Alright, we gotta get Babby's.
138:55
No, you don't need a bot to see it. What is it? Not Frank or Z, but the other thing will tell you how long you've been up. Jack ate all the Soylent Green. I'm hungry.
139:09
He jogged when he should have jumped. Thank you. I don't know what that means. I got skin in the game. I got poop in the brain.
139:25
Not FFZ, but what's the other one? There we go. Went live at 7. Okay, so we've only been live for like two and a half hours. We're good. Please close it at 11.
139:40
Washington, Washington. Better Twitch TV. That's right. Oh, come back. See, I tried getting, like, goopy with it.
140:05
I hate the video game part so much. So stupid. Video games are stupid. Who even plays video games? Oh, we got this. We're good. We're safe. I can't believe we got 600,000 points on this game. We're just not playing it safe the way I started. You have to play it safe for a few babies. Alright, you gotta play it safe through a few babies. How much clipping on this play field? Shipping? Dude, that's like a million bucks actually.
140:54
Ohhhh, shards. All I had to do was not do that, and I did it, and now I'm gonna fuckin' drive a dick into the shit and I'm done with you.
141:10
Somehow realized my sub was not active. Yo, Linzbeth! You look active to me now, buddy. Flynn's fit, there it is. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You distracted me. That's okay, 25 cents.
141:26
Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, slippers and butts up. You can show some love and chat for my boy Flynn. Love you, dog.
141:43
I heart your booty. We'll put 50 cents in. Ultimate Cheese Mode to get an extra babby, and then we move on. Alright? Ultimate Cheese Mode, get the babby.
142:00
Yo, I'll take that. You want to just keep doing that shit? A new version. Okay. My computer just freaked me out there for a second. So I like that Finside High scores at 4 million.
142:19
Tatham, that's so, it's so boring. How's it going? It's going well, Joe. How are you doing, buddy? How's the score? I got GC on this. Internet, this is Joe. Joe Blasey.
142:42
Joe, you're still here. What are you doing? Well, we're qualifying for next month. You're still qualifying? Well, for next month. We already finished our month. We're playing two-hour games. We're playing for next month. Did you take all your sexy photos? Uh-huh.
142:59
Man. I need to come play in this selfie thing you guys got going on here. We qualified tonight, Joe. I mean, like, I don't want to, but that sounds fun.
143:12
So, how good are you at Pac-Man? Not very good? I was going to say, I'll do the pinball part and you do the Pac-Man part.
143:25
It's like, this game is ridiculous, dude. I just stay in the pinball area and just rack up the points there.
143:35
You know, I don't need... I'm not playing this game the way you should. And it's working out pretty well for me.
143:51
Just keep shooting shit over and over again, and I get a high score. Maybe you can actually have that fun little Pat-Hand-Po-Mister-Man.
144:03
Have you played Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man? What? Mr. and Mrs. Patrick? Where is that game? It was here. I think it may have broken down. Joe, can I ask you something? What? How well are you doing in the league? Here? Yeah. It depends, month to month. Month to month? How'd you do last month? Oh, I don't remember. Yeah, okay. I have to get some good qualifying games in. I think you got this. Man, I have to go play this game. All right, good luck.
144:35
That's Joe Blasi, everybody. Alright, here we go. Woo! Here comes the cheese-mo. Sorry, I got a little confused there with the cheese. I didn't do the cheese right. I was cheesing the wrong side.
145:02
Step-pack man. Step-pack dad. You're not my real pack, Dad. Barker, barker, barker. Get over here, you little shit.
145:14
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. All right, there's the first one. Jack, who's the other tall, Mumford and Sons-looking motherfucker we talked? at Logan. I'm sorry? Uh, what? By other do you mean there's someone else that looks like that?
146:05
A lot of screaming now and all. He was there that night. Hold on. This game's really hard to play and re-chat.
146:18
It was a guy we were not talking to. His dick was out. He had a sandwich. Check it, check it, check it. Oh, get freaking sucked. you're going down I got news for you baby you're looking at the name this game is so frustrating I ran into him about 47 times when I was a kid I don't even know what you're talking about it all right here we go
146:59
all right what do you get okay is there not the main guy we were talking to you We came in with a woman and another dude. I ran into him about 47 times west of Chicago, and neither of us wanted to admit we knew each other. Look, Grandpa, we got a screamer. Dick Sanders.
147:29
You're not playing this game, stranger. So you got a GC fluke? What do you mean a GC fluke? I'm just like, I'm playing stupid right now.
147:46
GC's all about farming babies. Just gotta farm babies, dude. And I'm not doing it. We'll farm babies, eventually.
148:03
I guarantee we see him next time I... Oh, you know what sounds good? Is like a grilled cheese sandwich.
148:19
With soup. I think we're preventing a family from playing Baby Pac-Man, which sounds really weird, but seems to be a totally real thing. Like a family genuinely... You're kind of playing like a dickhead right now.
148:43
Well, you know what? That's between you and Jesus. A grilled cheese sandwich? In a headband shape? Cut out?
148:57
Nobody has ever wanted to play baby... There is a family behind me waiting and every time I catch their eye they're like I always wanted fuck this game dude alright you ready boring playtime Taking quarter up then? Well this game has nothing but like pay ranges. Well this one's called Intercard. So here's how you choose the game. You get your first pack baby. I already fucked up. Nooooo, this is the worst game ever made. Jack can walloop butts. I like to walloop the butts. But, could you imagine if I won the lottery? Internet, let's talk about what my life, okay, let's talk about purchases if Jack won an absurd, like, like, life, mega life altering, like, I want a giant marble statue of, you know, whatever, I don't know why, like, that kind of lottery. Yo, Mike, what's up? What would you use your lottery winnings on? That's what I'm asking you. What do you think it would be? I think, um, probably I would spend a lot of money on, uh, like, those rats that you grow ears on, but I need like a new liver, you know, so I can drink more.
151:15
Shit. You'd commission a public art piece of the resource You'd buy all the Adam Fennelly pinball games in existence And burn them Well, to be fair And honest, ladies and gentlemen Chicago Jack pinball hype Yeah, man Indiana Jones with the pinball Ooh Build a mansion that is a pinball machine And burn them Yo, Mike, did we get a chance to hang out when I was at Twitch? I just want to make sure you are who I think you are.
151:53
Also, Mike, how do I get a wrench? And don't say get a job at Twitch, Jesus Christ. Just hooked me up with a wrench. Do forward slash, give wrench, space, semicolon, dead flip.
152:13
Directory. So what if I do this? Will the game freak out? I think I saw you when you were visiting, but I didn't say hi because I'm shy. Nah, Mike, get out of here. You ain't shy, baby. You know who's shy?
152:38
Shy guys. Deadfoot jerk dongers 69 40 Can they develop the floating Pool pin oh my god Here I'm gonna die No yeah No no no yeah You know what I don't like is There's no start button to like hard reset this
153:04
Odd I can't see that message Give wrench Dead slip jerk down your... Wait, what do you mean you can't see that message?
153:13
It worked? Okay. Let me try something. I'm going to take a photo. Baby Pac-Man is the strangest pinball machine ever made.
153:31
Is this not on my chat? Nice. Alright. Cheese the first baby, internet. Cheese the first baby. I gotta... What am I doing?
153:58
You know what it is? I'm sitting right under an AC vent. Yeah, thanks, Pinspotter. Give me a fucking wrench.
154:05
Give me a wrench, kids, give me a wrench. There's your wrench Jack, I get it, thanks buddy. As the Twitch's United States Pinball Ambassador, I would imagine a wrench would be in tow. go. Okay, we've almost got our baby. You just gotta get the baby and then you can shoot at whatever you want. I know this is stupid looking and boring, but it makes the rest of the game super fun and interesting. Where's Jack for show wrench? Yay! There you go, Chad. Poop on this game. No way, dude. This game is glitched yet.
155:01
I actually have fun playing on this. Once you are put in a position where you've got a shitload of extra balls, you just go ham, and it's a lot of fun.
155:14
I can't believe the pin-side pop score is 4. That seems like BS. Okay. Yes, Internet, we need a new baby name. What's this child's name going to be?
155:38
We need a name for this baby Pac-Man. His name is Poop. Got it. Nailed it. There it is. You have won an extra baby. His name is Hank. We've already killed a Hank. Jack is easily amused. I am. Look at this pro. What's up, Bombadil?
156:04
The pin side score is 14 mil. 14. Amosis. I can't click on that, but if that's what I think it is, I like it. His name is Shafid. See? And then I go and do something stupid like that.
156:24
Francesca! Oh jeez! That was so fast! Come and get me, nerds! I'm a pack pro. Donald, Dolan, Hank all the babies. Every baby is Hank from now on. From this day forth, all children will be known as the Hank baby. Oh my gosh Alright, tunnel's ready Working our way back up to baby time Both sides work, by the way And it's not just the saucers that give it The spinners can give it too Holy sharts We are scoring This shit is bananas Dude, this game is like This game makes no sense, man. Why it exists.
158:04
Oh, the splash save! Not good. Yes. Oh, please! Is this like a Muzak cover of Blister in the sun. Eyes will turn blue.
158:35
Eyes and eyes turning blue. Cause it's gone, daddy gone. Love is gone. Complete with salt. Let's all take a moment and realize we're watching a grown man play baby back. Yo, don't blow up my spot, dude.
158:58
You're watching a world-ranked professional pinball player play Baby Pac-Man. We got another baby. What's his name?
159:07
Yo, we got another babby. We need a name. Pronto. How about Pronto? Baby's gone. Gone, baby, gone. A Pac-Man pinball machine. It's the trash of two worlds.
159:33
Hank. Biflo... Wait. Baphomet. Alright, we did get a power pill, but we're not really chasing those.
159:48
And he is amused by it. Dude, I'm having a blast. The game's so ridiculous, that's why it's fun. Pop on top.
160:03
Pop it. Oh, that did not do what I wanted. Shit. No, go back. You know what? We'll chill. We'll kill one of these dildos. They're actually worth big moolah.
160:16
Pick up a few of these. Get right back into it. How many babies can you stack? I think we're about to find out. How many babies can you stack?
160:31
So, babies are lit again. The babies are lit. My co-workers stopped by today and we talked about you.
160:38
Wait, what do you mean, Laura? You're my wife. Why wouldn't you talk about me? I'm the most important, gorgeous thing in your life.
160:46
You would think it's the baby, but no. It's me. or was it about, like, people that waste their time doing stupid shit, like farming out? And she said, from what I described your work, she pictured you much differently. Oh, like not as sexy?
161:03
Wait, is she there with you right now? Laura? She thought you were a fatty McFadden. She said this after she saw your pic over the fireplace. Is she there right now? Put her on the phone.
161:24
Yo, girl, what's up? You think I'm fat? She thought I was a fat person. Wow. I mean, I am overweight for my height.
161:45
All right, we got a power pellet. We're going to sit here. We're going to munch. We're gonna munch these ghosts, baby. Beaver ghosts.
161:54
2,000 points. Big effing money right here. Beaver ghosts. God, give it to me straight. Should I gain weight?
162:15
Back to it. It's a painting of Jack and his cat. We do have some stupid art in our house. Only five baby pack cheese sandwiches for you. Time to stop drinking beer and eat more quinoa. So I need to figure out how I can keep drinking my calories but start looking super sexy. You know? I would like to maintain my drunken figure.
163:12
Hold on. I've got to trap up here for a second. Door have a hoot above the mantle wearing a turtleneck. Wow. We have zero stupid art, you asshole.
163:27
Spiked Soylent, yikes. You're right, Laura, we don't have any bad art. It's literally a bunch of, like, cool paint shit on my butthole.
163:45
Dad bod is in. Well, Pac-Man baddies? Come and get it, nerd. Okay, power pill. Can we get up there? You chose incorrectly. Alright, we gotta get back down in there. I was holding right. Great, now we gotta farm like fucking all the babies, Oh my god. He's choking me.
164:35
If I went up... What's going on, brother? Uh, we put up the highest score in the game, that's for sure. There you go. Yeah, man. This game's playing like a dream. It's the most frustrating thing I've ever played in my life. Oh. Sorry to hear that. Yeah, it's, uh... I'm not a video game guy. So having to deal with the Pac-Man side of things is like breaking my heart.
164:58
But yeah, I mean, we got Grand Champion on this thing just exclusively playing the pinball part. But yeah, it's good stuff, man. How's everything been going? Going just fine. Oh yeah, we're about to wrap this bad boy up. With a high score, not sure what else to do. Yeah, just staying alive down here has been going extremely well. Good. And the gentleman that was helping me, what was his name? What he looked like? Longer hair. He's the one that came over and like... Oh, Joey. Yeah. That kid's got a love for this machine, man. Well, they work on them a lot. Yeah. Again, they spend a lot of time on this one. I'm sure. Because it does break. Yeah. And it does... I'm sure. Because it does, right? Yeah. And it does do different things, but... We take pride in what we do. Yeah, man. We want them to work right.
165:56
No reason for it to be out here if it doesn't work. Yeah, man. There you go. Two times? I'm on there about three or four times.
166:05
Rock and roll, man. Have fun. Yeah, appreciate it. Not a big... What's that? What name was it? Deadflip? Yeah, so I usually only stream pinball machines, but this is like a unique split of the two. Oh, it is? Yeah.
166:21
So you actually have to play this, and then you have to play this, and you go back and forth, and it's a big pain in the ass.
166:31
No, not at all, man, not at all. What's your view of the play? It bounces around. So tonight, I think we crept up to about 80 people. We're sitting at about 50, 60 right now. Yeah, it just comes around. Nothing crazy.
166:50
Just a part-time job. Just driving around. Hello, off-screen man. I mean, we got some Twitch staff in chat yelling at us.
166:58
What do you usually watch? So, I'm on Twitch. Okay. What do you usually watch on Twitch? Okay. So, like Destiny?
167:12
Let me go take my bowl now. Yeah, blow it up, man. I felt like the manager came over here to go like, can you pack up your shit and get the fuck out of my bar?
167:33
Um, Laura, I'm... Let's see, if this place closes in an hour, I should probably eat some food. Um, I should eat some food. Internet, I think we're going to call it. Thank you so much for being here. This was really effing weird. Um, I think we need to figure out, uh,
167:58
we'll do another last minute location stream tomorrow too, I think. Yeah, probably holding up the long line to play Baby Pac-Man.
168:07
There's not going to be a fucking waiting list. Bowling Alley Waffle Fries. What do you guys want to see tomorrow? We can actually come back here and play some like Ski ball Some stupid arcade games I don't know Yeah rock and roll I'm actually calling the quits I gotta pack all this gear up and get out of here But uh Yeah you too brother What should we do tomorrow? I'm guessing more pinball Right? Unless you want to... I can brainstorm a bowling stream,
168:47
but then I think I'd have to pay for bowling. And also, how fun... Oh, wait a second. If I could get a wireless lav... Hold on.
169:06
How about this? Internet, are you ready? Um, a wireless lav, a lav mic, like a little lapel mic. Uh, so if some, when I, when I kill the stream, okay, when I kill the stream, um, one of you go buy me a wireless lavalier system.
169:36
It's the cheapest you can find. send it to deadflip at 1823 P.O. Box 18236 Chicago, Illinois 60618 and when I get that we'll make it happen.
169:55
We'll do a poop stream. A lavatory stream. Michael, everybody. We would like a bathroom stream, please. It's, uh, you know, It's not against TOS if it's not sexual.
170:12
Just full camera watching poop come out of a butt. Oh my god. Alright guys, here, you want to see my rig?
170:26
You can't even see it. This place is huge. Yeah, PoopStreams! Alright, internet. Cheers to you. I love you. You're beautiful. Be good, and be good to each other. I love you. Have a wonderful night, and I'll see you tomorrow. I don't know what we're going to do, but it will not be more Baby Pac-Man. Folks, you witnessed history here today.
171:03
I guarantee you this is the first livestream of Baby Pac-Man. And if it's not the last, what the frick is wrong with the internet?
171:13
I don't have a P.O. Box command, but I really should set one up. Deadflip. P.O. Box. Get a pen. 1-8-2-3-6.
171:26
Chicago, Illinois. 6-0-6-1-8. Alright, Mike, I love you, buddy. Caught it. What's the worst game besides this that you can find on location? Honestly, I didn't hate this game. I'm not going to lie. I really did not hate this game.
171:48
Yo, Pins, how do you shit? Just going to type a bunch of random numbers. Alright, I'm out of here. Be good. Don't let the door hit you with the good load. Splitcher.
172:03
Slip out. Oh my god, my ass. Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere. Mwah! Oh my God!